1. This is the world. There are
almost six billion people on it.Copy !req
2. When I was a kid there were three.
It's hard to keep up.Copy !req
3. There, that's better. That's America.Copy !req
4. America still sets
the tone for the world.Copy !req
5. In Indiana, Clark Hodd.
The country's best point guard.Copy !req
6. Last week he scored 100 points
in a single game.Copy !req
7. Erica Sorgi.
You'll see her in the next Olympics.Copy !req
8. In Seattle, Dallas Malloy, 16.Copy !req
9. Her lawsuit paved the way
for women boxers.Copy !req
10. She's picturing her ex-boyfriend.Copy !req
11. In Indio, California. Art Stallings.Copy !req
12. Check out what pure joy looks like.Copy !req
13. In Odessa, Texas.
The great Frank Cushman.Copy !req
14. This April, 26 teams will be falling
over themselves to sign him.Copy !req
15. He's my most important client.Copy !req
16. When are you gonna try
and concentrate?Copy !req
17. There's genius everywhere.
It's like popcorn. Some pop...Copy !req
18. Coach, you don't know
diddly about golf!Copy !req
19. some don't.Copy !req
20. I'm the guy you don't usually see.Copy !req
21. I'm behind the scenes.
I'm the sports agent.Copy !req
22. I'm gonna hurt you this year.Copy !req
23. My door's always open if you
want to get a real agent.Copy !req
24. You're welcome, Johnny.Copy !req
25. I'll go to a meeting now to talk
about you. I'd kill for you.Copy !req
26. - We've gotta win.
- I hail you.Copy !req
27. Jerry, how are you doing?Copy !req
28. - How much is this going to cost?
- We both know what you can afford.Copy !req
29. I'll just write it down.Copy !req
30. - I can't afford that.
- Winning isn't cheap.Copy !req
31. You know the photos of
the new player with the owner?Copy !req
32. That's me on the left.Copy !req
33. This is where I work. SMI.
Sports Management International.Copy !req
34. Thirty-three agents
guiding the careers...Copy !req
35. of 1685 of the most
finely tuned athletes alive.Copy !req
36. I handle the lives and dreams...Copy !req
37. of 72 clients and get
264 phone calls a day.Copy !req
38. I will not rest until
you hold a Coke...Copy !req
39. in a new commercial
starring you...Copy !req
40. broadcast during a Super Bowl
game you're winning.Copy !req
41. It's what I do best.Copy !req
42. I noticed a few years ago,
and didn't say a word.Copy !req
43. Was the girl 16 or 17?Copy !req
44. Wanting the big dollar,
things went wrong.Copy !req
45. There's no proof of anything.
This guy is a sensational athlete.Copy !req
46. Are you Calvin Nack?
Can you sign my card?Copy !req
47. I'm sorry, fella, I can't sign this.Copy !req
48. - Only Pro-Jam Blue Dot cards.
- Just wanted an autograph.Copy !req
49. Lately, it's gotten worse.Copy !req
50. Oh, he goes down!Copy !req
51. Hi, baby.Copy !req
52. Do you know your name?Copy !req
53. Wait, it's coming.
My name is Steve Remo.Copy !req
54. I play for Chicago.
This lady here is my wife.Copy !req
55. Hi, baby.Copy !req
56. This is my boy. And this is...Copy !req
57. Wait.Copy !req
58. My agent. My agent.Copy !req
59. I gotta play this weekend.
If I play at 65 percent...Copy !req
60. I get a bonus.
I gotta get the bonus.Copy !req
61. - Okay, Jesse. Take care, little guy.
- Mr. Maguire?Copy !req
62. This is his fourth concussion.
Shouldn't he stop?Copy !req
63. It would take a tank
to stop your dad.Copy !req
64. It would take all five...Copy !req
65. Super Trooper VR Warriors
to stop your dad.Copy !req
66. Right?Copy !req
67. Right?Copy !req
68. Fuck you!Copy !req
69. Who had I become?
Just another shark in a suit?Copy !req
70. —skyrocketing salaries, and you
are one of the guys responsible.Copy !req
71. He's a sensational athlete.Copy !req
72. Two days later, at our Miami
conference, a breakthrough.Copy !req
73. I have $18 million...Copy !req
74. Breakdown? Breakthrough.Copy !req
75. - I just wanted an autograph.
- Do you know your name?Copy !req
76. I couldn't escape one simple thought:Copy !req
77. I hated myself.Copy !req
78. No, here's what it was:Copy !req
79. I hated my place in the world.Copy !req
80. I had so much to say,
no one to listen.Copy !req
81. And then it happened.Copy !req
82. It was the oddest,
most unexpected thing.Copy !req
83. I began writing what they call
a mission statement, not a memo.Copy !req
84. A suggestion
for the future of our company.Copy !req
85. A night like this doesn't
come along often. I seized it.Copy !req
86. What started out as one page
became 25.Copy !req
87. Suddenly, I was
my father's son again.Copy !req
88. I was remembering
the simple pleasures of this job.Copy !req
89. The way a stadium sounds
when my player performs well.Copy !req
90. The way we're meant to protect them,
in health and in injury.Copy !req
91. With so many clients,
we had forgotten what was important.Copy !req
92. I wrote and wrote and wrote.
And I'm not even a writer.Copy !req
93. I was remembering my mentor's
words, Dicky Fox, who said:Copy !req
94. The key to this business
is personal relationships.Copy !req
95. Suddenly, it was all pretty clear.
The answer was fewer clients.Copy !req
96. Less money. More attention.Copy !req
97. Caring for them,
caring for ourselves.Copy !req
98. Just starting our lives really!Copy !req
99. I'll be the first to admit,
what I was writing was touchy-feely.Copy !req
100. I didn't care.
I've lost the ability to bullshit.Copy !req
101. It was the me I'd always
wanted to be.Copy !req
102. I took it to a Copymat
and printed up 110 copies.Copy !req
103. The cover looked like
Catcher in the Rye.Copy !req
104. I entitled it,
The Things We Think and Do Not Say:Copy !req
105. The Future of Our Business.Copy !req
106. That's how you become great, man.Copy !req
107. Hang your balls out there.Copy !req
108. Thanks.Copy !req
109. - Everybody got one.
- Some animals walk on two feet.Copy !req
110. They don't want peace.Copy !req
111. Society needs protection
from these warped minds.Copy !req
112. Boom!Copy !req
113. This is Jerry Maguire.
Did those manuscripts—?Copy !req
114. - They've all gone out.
- They did?Copy !req
115. No, that's fine.Copy !req
116. Thank you.Copy !req
117. Finally, somebody said it.Copy !req
118. - Good work, Maguire.
- Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
119. I was 35.Copy !req
120. I'd started my life.Copy !req
121. - How long do you give him?
- About a week.Copy !req
122. - You're with the sports people?
- Jerry Maguire, SMI.Copy !req
123. Bobbi Fallon, BPI.
I'm producing the Coke commercials.Copy !req
124. Well, good luck with that.Copy !req
125. Hi, my son is allergic
to the blankets. I was wondering—Copy !req
126. That's all we have, okay?Copy !req
127. - I'm sorry if I was rude just now.
- That's okay. We're in it together now.Copy !req
128. Why is it so easy to talk with you?
Tell me about your fiancée.Copy !req
129. - We're not at your pitch yet.
- Tell me how you proposed.Copy !req
130. Honey, are you all right?
Do you want some juice?Copy !req
131. Thank you.
We're hiking up through the pools.Copy !req
132. Got the ring in my pocket.
I'm a little nervous.Copy !req
133. I'm lagging. She says to me...Copy !req
134. get this:
"Hurry up, klutz."Copy !req
135. It bothered me somewhat.
I got quiet. Then she got quiet.Copy !req
136. I decide I'm not gonna propose.
The mood is not right.Copy !req
137. At this point I know she knows
that I was gonna propose.Copy !req
138. She knows I know.Copy !req
139. - So we check back into the hotel.
- How sad.Copy !req
140. Little do I know that my assistant
assumed that I've now proposed.Copy !req
141. She's got a band to play "Here Comes
The Bride" when we walk in.Copy !req
142. - I love it.
- All the football guys are watching.Copy !req
143. There's even an ESPN crew.Copy !req
144. So I turn to her, sort of grandly say:Copy !req
145. "This is me, klutz, asking you...Copy !req
146. goddess of rock climbing,
to marry me."Copy !req
147. I took out the ring. I mean,
I don't much like big scenes...Copy !req
148. but she said yes right there.Copy !req
149. Some of the toughest men
in football wept.Copy !req
150. - We're getting married in February.
- You'll be married forever.Copy !req
151. - What's wrong, Mom?
- First class is what's wrong, honey.Copy !req
152. It used to be a better meal,
now it's a better life.Copy !req
153. Ray?Copy !req
154. Ray?Copy !req
155. Come on, buddy!Copy !req
156. - High five!
- Ray!Copy !req
157. - Oh, God. Ray!
- Excuse me, can I help you?Copy !req
158. Jerry Maguire.Copy !req
159. I work in your office.
I was on a junket.Copy !req
160. I know, Dorothy Boyd in Accounts.Copy !req
161. You have this poster of Einstein's
face on Shaquille O'Neal's body.Copy !req
162. That's pretty good.Copy !req
163. - What did you lose?
- My son, my mind.Copy !req
164. Ray! Ray!Copy !req
165. Listen, Dorothy. Dorothy?Copy !req
166. While I go look for him,
grab this gentleman here.Copy !req
167. You scared me. You scared me!Copy !req
168. - Don't do that again, ever!
- Okay, Mommy.Copy !req
169. Ever, ever, ever! Okay? Ever!Copy !req
170. Dorothy?Copy !req
171. - Take care.
- Thank you so much.Copy !req
172. I loved your memo, by the way.Copy !req
173. - You did?
- Yeah.Copy !req
174. Thanks. Actually, it was
just a mission statement.Copy !req
175. In this age,
optimism is a revolutionary act.Copy !req
176. - You think so?
- Yeah.Copy !req
177. I appreciate that.
I didn't know if I should write it.Copy !req
178. It was 2:00 in the morning.
Some of the stuff I just, you know...Copy !req
179. No. That part about
embracing what is virginal...Copy !req
180. Just a second.Copy !req
181. and force commerce to give
a little back for the greater good.Copy !req
182. God, I was inspired,
and I'm an accountant, you know?Copy !req
183. I mean, to respect yourself
enough to say it out loud.Copy !req
184. To put yourself out there
like that, so nakedly.Copy !req
185. I don't know. It got me.Copy !req
186. Is this bothering you?Copy !req
187. No, this is great.Copy !req
188. - It's great.
- One, two, three!Copy !req
189. Do you need a ride? You okay?Copy !req
190. - What?
- Need a lift?Copy !req
191. Oh, no! Yeah, I'm sure
that would just make your day.Copy !req
192. To drive us out to Manhattan Beach.
Little tiny streets.Copy !req
193. Playing chicken with traffic.
Your life flashing before you.Copy !req
194. - I've obviously had too much coffee.
- No problem.Copy !req
195. Oh, there's my sister, Laurel,
to pick us up.Copy !req
196. Ray...Copy !req
197. Dorothy.Copy !req
198. Pleasure.Copy !req
199. Bye.Copy !req
200. Hey, Ray, hey you.
I'm double-parked, let's go.Copy !req
201. Sorry, honey. Is this everything?Copy !req
202. - Come here.
- Dorothy?Copy !req
203. Man, whoever snagged him
must be some classy babe.Copy !req
204. Don't ever stop fucking me!Copy !req
205. Sooner or later we'll have to stop!Copy !req
206. Never been better! Never better!Copy !req
207. Never better!Copy !req
208. Open your eyes.Copy !req
209. If you want me to be with another
woman for you, I would do it.Copy !req
210. I'm not interested in it.
At a time it felt normal.Copy !req
211. But it was a phase. A college thing.Copy !req
212. Like torn Levi's
or law school for you.Copy !req
213. Want anything from the kitchen?Copy !req
214. You don't have to tell me everything.Copy !req
215. This is what intimacy is.Copy !req
216. We have dinner
with Wade Cooksy tomorrow.Copy !req
217. I know about the party.Copy !req
218. Your buddy worked
his ass off for this.Copy !req
219. All the guys from the office
are coming.Copy !req
220. Calm down, relax, act surprised,
and have an amazing time.Copy !req
221. - Oh, my God. You! You!
- Sorry.Copy !req
222. Jerry!Copy !req
223. Got you!Copy !req
224. - Hey, college buddy. Congratulations.
- Thank you.Copy !req
225. - For you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
226. And this is for you.
Finest cigar my club has to offer.Copy !req
227. This is what it's all about, man.Copy !req
228. Everybody loves you.Copy !req
229. Pisses me off!Copy !req
230. Whether you're country,
redneck or a freak...Copy !req
231. young or old, from Moscow,
London or Memphis...Copy !req
232. Jerry Maguire will still
be the king of rock 'n' roll.Copy !req
233. - Little black book.
- When I think of him, my heart pounds.Copy !req
234. - I know Jerry pretty well.
- Hi, Jerry, remember me?Copy !req
235. We still on for lunch?Copy !req
236. He was no slouch in bed.Copy !req
237. This is the funniest thing.
See you later.Copy !req
238. —good idea that Jerry get married.
He won't be alone.Copy !req
239. - He cannot be alone.
- He can't be alone.Copy !req
240. He's almost phobic.Copy !req
241. Jerry is great at friendship,
he's just bad at intimacy.Copy !req
242. - He can't be alone.
- He can't be alone.Copy !req
243. - He can't say, "I love you."
- He's an agent. He lies.Copy !req
244. - I love you too.
- Hey, love you too.Copy !req
245. - Love you too.
- Love you.Copy !req
246. I love you, man.Copy !req
247. - I love you.
- I love you.Copy !req
248. - Morning, Jenny.
- Sorry I missed the party.Copy !req
249. Good morning, Jerry. Marcee's here.Copy !req
250. She's late for her plane to Phoenix.Copy !req
251. - Marcee.
- You finally made it.Copy !req
252. Rod is very, very upset.Copy !req
253. - Tyson, no!
- Okay, Mommy.Copy !req
254. - Tyson, hello.
- Long time no see!Copy !req
255. - Tyson!
- How can I help?Copy !req
256. Jerry, I'm pregnant,
and I'm incapable of bullshit.Copy !req
257. Where is our offer?Copy !req
258. - Cronin's for lunch?
- This is Bob Sugar.Copy !req
259. - Knock.
- Pleasure.Copy !req
260. - You've called our house.
- Sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
261. I don't know what you do,
but my husband has an image.Copy !req
262. Putting him in a waterbed commercial?
You're making him common.Copy !req
263. He deserves the big four:
Shoe, car, clothing, soft drink.Copy !req
264. I know about the four
endorsement jewels.Copy !req
265. - Wow.
- He and I majored in marketing.Copy !req
266. We came to play!Copy !req
267. The dirty man is back!Copy !req
268. - Hey.
- Hey, buddy.Copy !req
269. You okay?Copy !req
270. - Fine. What's up?
- Came here to let you go.Copy !req
271. - Pardon me?
- Came here to fire you, Jerry.Copy !req
272. It's real.
You should say something.Copy !req
273. Shit.Copy !req
274. A crowded restaurant
so there won't be a scene.Copy !req
275. - You ungrateful—
- You need to see yourself.Copy !req
276. You said fewer clients,
you put it on paper.Copy !req
277. You know what I went through?
Fire my mentor?Copy !req
278. Carrying that for a week?
Could you get past yourself?Copy !req
279. - You'll lose.
- You want smaller.Copy !req
280. Now I want all my clients
and yours too.Copy !req
281. Whatever.Copy !req
282. Wendy, bring me my numbers.Copy !req
283. - Cush.
- Cush, it's Sugar.Copy !req
284. Look, you're the most important guy
in sports. How does that feel?Copy !req
285. I just wanna play football.
Dad, one of the agents.Copy !req
286. Wendy, Cushman's line is busy!
Call till you get through.Copy !req
287. And bring me my numbers!Copy !req
288. J.J., what's up?
Have you talked to Maguire?Copy !req
289. He had a meltdown.
I've talked to Doritos about you.Copy !req
290. They're interested. Talk to Rick.Copy !req
291. Martinez...Copy !req
292. Carlo, right now you
pay 25 percent to SMI.Copy !req
293. I'd cut my commission by 7 percent.Copy !req
294. I don't know if it was drugs,
but the guy freaked.Copy !req
295. Do you want him representing you?
How's your mom?Copy !req
296. I'm gonna make this easy for you.Copy !req
297. Just what does your heart tell you?Copy !req
298. Sorry to hear that.Copy !req
299. - Hey, what's going on?
- They've fired Jerry Maguire.Copy !req
300. SMI, this is Cleo. Hey!Copy !req
301. You're making a mistake.Copy !req
302. I'm concerned about your family
and your future.Copy !req
303. I have a long relationship with SMI.Copy !req
304. Does he know what it's like
to be black?Copy !req
305. Bob Sugar? He's...Copy !req
306. He's entertaining, funny.Copy !req
307. I don't know what it's like
to be black? I'm Mr. Black People!Copy !req
308. Don't make it harder than it is.Copy !req
309. I've got to be honest,
this is very distressing for me.Copy !req
310. Remember that stripper's name?
I do, it was April.Copy !req
311. That's my job. It's not about
the money, I do it all for you.Copy !req
312. - Still holding for Katarina.
- I'm talking about money.Copy !req
313. It's been a great day.Copy !req
314. Are you in or out? It's show business.Copy !req
315. You are in.Copy !req
316. - That's good.
- I wanna cry for what they did to you.Copy !req
317. If it wasn't for the Acura deal,
you know I'd go with you.Copy !req
318. Oh, Jerry. Oh, God!Copy !req
319. Call waiting.
Who could be calling me now?Copy !req
320. - Hi, Kathy Sanders.
- Still me.Copy !req
321. Kathy, why are you crying?
Oh. So you're in?Copy !req
322. Rod, Jerry Maguire.
How are you doing?Copy !req
323. Jerry Maguire! How am I doing?Copy !req
324. I'll tell you.
I'm sweating my contract.Copy !req
325. Bob Sugar says
I'm missing out by being with you.Copy !req
326. - That's how I'm doing.
- That's why I'm calling.Copy !req
327. No, I hear that.
But do you truly hear what I'm saying?Copy !req
328. - I heard you say it, Daddy.
- The best thing is getting together.Copy !req
329. - Would you mind holding?
- Didn't you say more attention?Copy !req
330. - Didn't you tell my wife that?
- I said more personal attention.Copy !req
331. Good! We're just getting started
on the things you need to know.Copy !req
332. I will kill for you.
I will maim for you.Copy !req
333. I am a valuable commodity!Copy !req
334. I see a dude out to kill me,
I tell myself, "Catch the ball."Copy !req
335. Touchdown! I make miracles happen.Copy !req
336. Are you in or out?Copy !req
337. I'm from Arizona.
I broke Arizona records.Copy !req
338. I went to Arizona State!
I'm a Sun Devil!Copy !req
339. - And now you want Arizona dollars.
- Exactly.Copy !req
340. Jerry, I'm sitting here
with an ant problem. I got ants.Copy !req
341. My brother's room is flooded.Copy !req
342. - Rod.
- We got a flood in his room.Copy !req
343. Say hello to Maguire.Copy !req
344. - Hello, brother Maguire.
- Hello, Tee Pee.Copy !req
345. My house is falling apart!
Nobody's looking out for Rod Tidwell.Copy !req
346. And I'm supposed to be a superstar.Copy !req
347. I need a decision. In or out?Copy !req
348. You're gonna be so happy
you stayed with Bob Sugar!Copy !req
349. I am a role model.
I have a family to support! Hear me?Copy !req
350. I want my contract in Arizona!Copy !req
351. But I like you. Yes, I like you.Copy !req
352. My wife likes you.
You're good to my wife.Copy !req
353. - I will stay with you.
- That's great.Copy !req
354. - Are you listening?
- Yes.Copy !req
355. That's what I'm gonna do for you.
God bless.Copy !req
356. This is what you'll do for me—
Are you listening?Copy !req
357. What can I do for you?
Just tell me, what can I do?Copy !req
358. It's a very personal,
very important thing.Copy !req
359. It's a family motto.Copy !req
360. - You ready?
- Ready.Copy !req
361. Making sure you are, brother.Copy !req
362. Here it is:Copy !req
363. Show me the money.Copy !req
364. Show...Copy !req
365. me the...Copy !req
366. money!Copy !req
367. Doesn't that make you feel good?Copy !req
368. - Say it with me, Jerry.
- Show you the money.Copy !req
369. You can do better than that! Say it!Copy !req
370. - Bob Sugar's on the other line.
- Show you the money.Copy !req
371. - No, not you, show me the money.
- Show me the money.Copy !req
372. - Louder!
- Show me the money.Copy !req
373. - You got to yell!
- Show me the money!Copy !req
374. - I need to feel you.
- Show me the money!Copy !req
375. Show me the money!Copy !req
376. Show me the money!Copy !req
377. - You love this black man.
- I love the black man!Copy !req
378. - Show me the money!
- I love black people!Copy !req
379. I love black people!Copy !req
380. - Who's your motherfucker?
- You're my motherfucker!Copy !req
381. - What you gonna do, Jerry?
- Show me the money!Copy !req
382. Congratulations,
you're still my agent.Copy !req
383. Well, don't worry.Copy !req
384. I won't do what you think I will...Copy !req
385. which is just flip out!Copy !req
386. Let me just say...Copy !req
387. as I ease out
of the office I helped build.Copy !req
388. I'm sorry, but it's a fact...Copy !req
389. that there's such a thing
as manners.Copy !req
390. A way of treating people.Copy !req
391. These fish have manners.Copy !req
392. These fish have manners.Copy !req
393. In fact, I'm starting a new company...Copy !req
394. and the fish will come with me.Copy !req
395. Call me sentimental...Copy !req
396. but the fish are coming with me.Copy !req
397. Okay.Copy !req
398. If anybody else
wants to come with me...Copy !req
399. this will be a moment
of something...Copy !req
400. real and fun and inspiring...Copy !req
401. in this godforsaken business...Copy !req
402. and we will do it together.Copy !req
403. Who's coming with me?Copy !req
404. Who's coming with me?Copy !req
405. Who's coming with me?Copy !req
406. Who's coming with me
besides Flipper here?Copy !req
407. This is embarrassing.Copy !req
408. All right.Copy !req
409. Wendy.Copy !req
410. - Shall we?
- Oh, Jerry...Copy !req
411. I'm three months away
from the pay increase.Copy !req
412. Okay.Copy !req
413. Okay.Copy !req
414. I will go with you.Copy !req
415. Dorothy Boyd, thank you.Copy !req
416. Right now?Copy !req
417. Don't do it.Copy !req
418. Bye.Copy !req
419. We'll see you all again.
Sleep tight.Copy !req
420. Let's see how they do without us.Copy !req
421. Thank you.Copy !req
422. You will have
a medical program, right?Copy !req
423. Sure, yes, medical.Copy !req
424. I don't know.Copy !req
425. When you think about
what you did, don't panic.Copy !req
426. We're gonna be great.Copy !req
427. We're gonna be great!Copy !req
428. I wonder what he said.Copy !req
429. My favorite aunt is hearing-impaired.Copy !req
430. He just said, "You complete me."Copy !req
431. That's a good point.
We come to support each other...Copy !req
432. but we don't listen to one another.Copy !req
433. Women are taught not to
see each other as good people.Copy !req
434. We see each other as enemies.
We compete over men, jobs—Copy !req
435. - It's true, we compete.
- I used to really hate women.Copy !req
436. And then I met you guys,
and you're like me.Copy !req
437. It's important because
I know you can be my friends.Copy !req
438. - What about medical?
- Of course.Copy !req
439. A single mother can't be frivolous.Copy !req
440. If you read what he wrote, you'd have
left too. And there are other jobs.Copy !req
441. - Do you know the cost of child exams?
- Yes, $150.Copy !req
442. And that's when he's well.Copy !req
443. - Where is Ray?
- Asleep in the living room.Copy !req
444. Next time you lecture me...Copy !req
445. don't leave my boy alone
with that divorced women's group.Copy !req
446. So I finally, finally
got in touch with my anger.Copy !req
447. What did I do?Copy !req
448. Function, function.
Forward motion is everything.Copy !req
449. Cush saves all.Copy !req
450. You go to Texas. Keep one superstar,
and they'll all follow.Copy !req
451. There's no loyalty.Copy !req
452. The first person
who told me that was you.Copy !req
453. - I was trying to sleep with you.
- Well, it worked.Copy !req
454. And I will not let you fail.
You are Jerry Ma-fucking-guire!Copy !req
455. - That's right.
- King of the house calls!Copy !req
456. - Master of the living room.
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
457. - Okay, this is working.
- You are not a loser.Copy !req
458. - Who said anything about "loser"?
- Mistake. Wrong word! Let's leave.Copy !req
459. I'm in the back den, Jerry.Copy !req
460. - Would you like a bloody beer?
- I'm fine.Copy !req
461. Beer and tomato juice.Copy !req
462. I'm fine.Copy !req
463. We've spent a lot
of time together, Matt.Copy !req
464. You know I care about you
and your son.Copy !req
465. You know I'm a straight shooter.
If you stay with SMI—Copy !req
466. We decided to stay with you.Copy !req
467. I'm not really a hugger.Copy !req
468. I can't let go.Copy !req
469. I told myself, "If he shows up,
we stick with him."Copy !req
470. - Hey, Jerry. How's it going?
- Hey, Cush.Copy !req
471. How are you?Copy !req
472. - You remember Keith?
- Yeah.Copy !req
473. I want him to go number one
in the draft, and I want him to play.Copy !req
474. It'll either be Denver or San Diego.
He'll go first.Copy !req
475. I'll either surf or ski.Copy !req
476. - Denver's where he should be.
- I'll give it everything.Copy !req
477. You know I don't do contracts,
but what you do have is my word.Copy !req
478. And it's stronger than oak.Copy !req
479. - Hello.
- Dorothy? Jerry Maguire.Copy !req
480. - Is Avery there?
- She had an NFL meeting in Atlanta.Copy !req
481. - Jerry.
- Hello? Hello?Copy !req
482. Sorry, that was my son and the nanny.Copy !req
483. - They're in our office?
- Nanny? I prefer child technician.Copy !req
484. I had the calls transferred
to my house so I could work here.Copy !req
485. That's fine. Dorothy, we are back.Copy !req
486. We are so very, very back.Copy !req
487. I re-signed Cush. We're set.Copy !req
488. - I am so happy for you.
- Happy for us.Copy !req
489. Happy for us. Okay, happy for us.Copy !req
490. Rod, being at the draft is good.Copy !req
491. No, Rod, just get on the plane
and meet us at the gate.Copy !req
492. - Good. See you there.
- God bless.Copy !req
493. Avery will meet you
at the B-gate at 4:15.Copy !req
494. Do you know the human head
weighs eight pounds?Copy !req
495. Did you know Troy Aikman, in six
years, has passed for 16,303 yards?Copy !req
496. - Bees and dogs can smell fear.
- I booked Tidwell at the Marriott.Copy !req
497. - Does he smoke?
- I don't know.Copy !req
498. Did you know Pete Rose has 4256 hits
and he's not in the Hall of Fame?Copy !req
499. Do you know that my neighbor
has three rabbits?Copy !req
500. I can't compete with that.Copy !req
501. - So did we go over everything? Yes?
- Yep.Copy !req
502. - Back on Tuesday, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
503. Ray, have fun at school. Wish me luck.Copy !req
504. Luck!Copy !req
505. - Hey, Rod.
- Hey, Jerry—Copy !req
506. Cush, how are you, man?Copy !req
507. Jerry, we should be selling these.Copy !req
508. This is my agent,
you might want his autograph.Copy !req
509. My hand's getting tired.Copy !req
510. - Excuse me.
- What's happening?Copy !req
511. Are you Hootie?Copy !req
512. No, I am not Hootie.Copy !req
513. What is it gonna be,
San Diego or Denver?Copy !req
514. I'll surf or ski.Copy !req
515. He'll either surf or ski.Copy !req
516. Rod, at last I find you.Copy !req
517. Why am I here? It's like I'm
five years late for the prom.Copy !req
518. - Nobody gives a damn about me.
- Let's walk through this lobby.Copy !req
519. I want all the media and player reps
to see you for what you are:Copy !req
520. The best-kept secret in the NFL.Copy !req
521. The most commanding wide receiver.
You're fast, fierce, charismatic.Copy !req
522. You're the man.
You are the man! Ready?Copy !req
523. Let's go.Copy !req
524. Let's walk.Copy !req
525. The fiercest. You are the man.Copy !req
526. - Let's do it.
- Hi, Mel. Hi, Tom.Copy !req
527. Where's Cush?Copy !req
528. Good thing you held onto Cushman.
San Diego or Denver?Copy !req
529. I want you to meet Rod Tidwell,
110 catches, 1550 yards last year.Copy !req
530. Now I wanna talk about Rod Tidwell.
A fierce receiver.Copy !req
531. I came all that way
just to walk the lobby.Copy !req
532. It might have even worked.Copy !req
533. Yeah? Let's do that shit again.Copy !req
534. Shooting a Reebok ad down there.
Where are my endorsements?Copy !req
535. I didn't get no love from Chevy,
no love from Pepsi.Copy !req
536. I didn't get no love from
that Energizer Bunny or Nike.Copy !req
537. Obviously, I didn't get
love from Reebok.Copy !req
538. - Did I tell you my Reebok story?
- I gotta get back to Cush.Copy !req
539. Oh, your golden paycheck.
But wait, I'll boil it down for you.Copy !req
540. Fuck Reebok!Copy !req
541. All they do is ignore me.
Always have.Copy !req
542. Always have.Copy !req
543. You know what was great down there?
You unloaded that large chip...Copy !req
544. on your shoulder.Copy !req
545. And you let people in.Copy !req
546. You were brilliant.Copy !req
547. - Brilliant?
- Brilliant.Copy !req
548. - Really?
- Take care, I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
549. - You love me now?
- I'm about showing you the money!Copy !req
550. I was just testing you,
but to hear you say that...Copy !req
551. makes me love you, baby.
You know?Copy !req
552. Jerry, come back!Copy !req
553. - How was your flight?
- Good.Copy !req
554. - What size are you?
- 12 and a half.Copy !req
555. Grab a couple pairs
of them new shoes by the door.Copy !req
556. Cush, Matt, we have
a decision to make.Copy !req
557. San Diego just came in with
a last-minute scenario. It's big.Copy !req
558. He's got to go number one.Copy !req
559. San Diego wants to trade up
with Denver. They want him bad.Copy !req
560. - What about Denver?
- This stuff happens before a draft.Copy !req
561. San Diego, Matt...Copy !req
562. they're offering seven years
for 30. Signing bonus of 8.Copy !req
563. - Should I unplug the phone?
- Reporters keep calling.Copy !req
564. You just be friendly
and say, "No comment."Copy !req
565. I'm no good at talking
and saying nothing.Copy !req
566. Well, let me...Copy !req
567. For you, it's a pleasure.
This is Cush.Copy !req
568. It's Sugar. Is Maguire there?
Sniff if he is.Copy !req
569. Remember, you're in
with the big boys now.Copy !req
570. Let your dad talk,
and know that I got you the deal.Copy !req
571. This is business, not friendship.
Be strong...Copy !req
572. because you're global now.Copy !req
573. Okay, buddy? See you later.Copy !req
574. No comment.Copy !req
575. - He's got it wrong.
- You're on TV again.Copy !req
576. I'm sick of me, already.Copy !req
577. Before I go back to Denver,
we should put something on paper.Copy !req
578. Something that says you're with me.Copy !req
579. Not right now, Jerry.Copy !req
580. Do I know everything
there is to know here, Matt?Copy !req
581. You're not talking
with Bob Sugar, are you?Copy !req
582. Apparently, Denver would only
deal with him.Copy !req
583. Said who? Sugar?Copy !req
584. I'm learning as I go.Copy !req
585. So you empowered him
to deal with Denver behind my back?Copy !req
586. I'm sorry...Copy !req
587. - I love my son.
- I love your son!Copy !req
588. I brought Denver to 20 million.
They always deal with me.Copy !req
589. You listened to Sugar.
Bob Sugar, Matt, is a child.Copy !req
590. You let that snake in the door?Copy !req
591. Listen, rookie mistake.
I'll fix this Denver thing for you.Copy !req
592. You didn't sign anything
with Sugar, right?Copy !req
593. Matt? Tell me you didn't sign.Copy !req
594. Because I'm still sort of
moved by your...Copy !req
595. "my word is stronger
than oak" thing.Copy !req
596. We signed an hour ago.Copy !req
597. You were in the lobby
with the black fella.Copy !req
598. Sorry, Jerry.
I just want to play football.Copy !req
599. - What do I do? How do I spin it?
- Honey, it's spun.Copy !req
600. What did I do to you?Copy !req
601. It's all about you, isn't it?Copy !req
602. "Soothe me, save me, love me."
I have to finish my job.Copy !req
603. Everything's on the run.Copy !req
604. You and I are sales people.
We sell.Copy !req
605. It's not "Love me"
or "Trust my handshake"...Copy !req
606. it's "Make the sale!
Get it signed."Copy !req
607. Jump right into my nightmare.Copy !req
608. So now I can't be honest?Copy !req
609. - I'd prefer loyalty.
- What'd we say when we got together?Copy !req
610. Brutal truth. Remember?Copy !req
611. I think you added the "brutal."Copy !req
612. There's a sensitivity thing that some
people have. I don't have it.Copy !req
613. I don't cry at movies,
or gush over babies...Copy !req
614. I don't do Christmas early...Copy !req
615. and I don't tell a man who
screwed up our lives:Copy !req
616. "Oh, poor baby."
That's me, for better or worse.Copy !req
617. But I do love you.Copy !req
618. - Avery, it's over.
- I didn't hear it.Copy !req
619. - Something is missing.
- You've never been alone.Copy !req
620. - Listen.
- You can't be alone.Copy !req
621. It's over.Copy !req
622. No one has ever dumped me.Copy !req
623. I'm not trying to make history.Copy !req
624. I climbed to the top of El Capitan...Copy !req
625. in 18 hours and 23 minutes.
I can make this work.Copy !req
626. No.Copy !req
627. Oh, Jerry.Copy !req
628. I didn't ever want to hurt you.Copy !req
629. I won't let you hurt me, Jerry.
I'm too strong for you. Loser!Copy !req
630. Roll with the punches.
Tomorrow's another day.Copy !req
631. Taxi!Copy !req
632. You're loving me now, aren't you?Copy !req
633. Very much. Taxi!Copy !req
634. Is it my imagination?
Didn't we arrive in a limo?Copy !req
635. The question is— I hope I don't
sound like a shrink here, but...Copy !req
636. - ... what's wrong?
- Man, I'm just a big disappointment.Copy !req
637. Jerry, everybody cries on this show.Copy !req
638. If you tested positive,
quit doing blow.Copy !req
639. Upset about your baby?
Why'd you leave her mother?Copy !req
640. I knew her, she's okay.Copy !req
641. The media don't understand
the pressures $54 million comes with.Copy !req
642. - This is some bullshit.
- What are you doing with me, Rod?Copy !req
643. - What?
- Don't you even see? I'm finished.Copy !req
644. I am fucked!Copy !req
645. Twenty-four hours ago I was hot!Copy !req
646. Now...Copy !req
647. I'm a cautionary tale.Copy !req
648. I don't need this jacket,
because I'm cloaked in failure!Copy !req
649. I lost him the night before the draft.Copy !req
650. Why? Let's recap.Copy !req
651. Because a hockey player's kid
made me feel superficial.Copy !req
652. I ate some bad pizza, went to bed
and grew a conscience!Copy !req
653. Well, boo-fucking-hoo!Copy !req
654. I got a shelf life of 10 years.Copy !req
655. My next contract has to bring
the dollars that'll last a long time.Copy !req
656. I'm done in five years.Copy !req
657. What's my family gonna live on?Copy !req
658. Huh? What you get me.Copy !req
659. So I won't hear your shit.Copy !req
660. "Oh, I lost Cush and Avery..."Copy !req
661. Could I have another drink, please?Copy !req
662. Anybody else would have
left you by now...Copy !req
663. but I'm sticking with you.
I said I would.Copy !req
664. If I gotta ride your ass,
you gonna show me the money.Copy !req
665. You gonna show me the money.Copy !req
666. We together on this. You know
what I'm saying? We gonna be one.Copy !req
667. The both of us! You know?Copy !req
668. Oh, my God.Copy !req
669. You have no messages.Copy !req
670. He's coming. He just lost his
best client. I invited the guy over.Copy !req
671. This is not a guy. It's a syndrome.
"Early midlife, hanging by a thread...Copy !req
672. I can't be alone, I'll call
my long-suffering assistant" syndrome.Copy !req
673. - But if that's what you want...
- Honey, he's engaged.Copy !req
674. And for the first time,
I'm part of something I believe in.Copy !req
675. Okay. But he better not
be good-looking!Copy !req
676. I'm Jerry Maguire.Copy !req
677. Hello. You're just the way
I pictured you.Copy !req
678. - I'm her disapproving sister, Laurel.
- Honesty.Copy !req
679. Thank you.Copy !req
680. Thank you. Dorothy!Copy !req
681. Dorothy, your boss is here.Copy !req
682. Hello.Copy !req
683. Hey, you.Copy !req
684. - Thanks for inviting me over.
- Sure.Copy !req
685. Where's the little guy?Copy !req
686. - He's sleeping.
- Sleeping.Copy !req
687. I'm so glad you're home.
That alone thing is not my specialty.Copy !req
688. Oh, my God!Copy !req
689. Well, I broke up with Avery.Copy !req
690. - Gosh, you know, that's too bad.
- No, it's better...Copy !req
691. because we'll still be friends.
It's better now than later.Copy !req
692. - I'm dying here, aren't I?
- It's a really bad cut.Copy !req
693. Just think if I got her
the ring she really wanted.Copy !req
694. Why don't you have a seat?Copy !req
695. I'll get some aloe vera for the cut.Copy !req
696. - Do you have something to drink?
- Sure.Copy !req
697. I heard.Copy !req
698. No kidding. I saw the shadow
of curious shoes under the door.Copy !req
699. He'd go home with a gardening tool
if it showed interest.Copy !req
700. Use the frosted glasses.Copy !req
701. - Thanks.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
702. - I warmed up some chicken.
- That's the girl I love!Copy !req
703. I'll only say this: You've always
been responsible with Ray.Copy !req
704. He shouldn't hear
a strange man's voice here.Copy !req
705. - Some drunken stranger.
- As opposed to 10 angry women?Copy !req
706. Lean forward. Okay, I've got it.Copy !req
707. It's still edible. Change your shirt.Copy !req
708. Hi, Jerry.Copy !req
709. Hi, Ray. Aren't you
supposed to be in bed?Copy !req
710. Yeah.Copy !req
711. Don't worry, I won't tell.Copy !req
712. The human head weighs eight pounds.Copy !req
713. - Jerry Maguire.
- I think it's this one.Copy !req
714. You should dream about me.
I should be on your mind constantly.Copy !req
715. That's when the dollars will flow.
The kwan will appear.Copy !req
716. - Who is this?
- Who is this? This is the Rod Tidwell.Copy !req
717. I need to speak with my agent.Copy !req
718. - We should be one.
- You a football player?Copy !req
719. A football player? I'm a teacher
about to whomp your ass!Copy !req
720. Put Jerry on the phone!Copy !req
721. You just can't fall
for some drowning man.Copy !req
722. - Be practical.
- Practical?Copy !req
723. Turtleneck, sensible.
V-neck, sexy. Turtleneck.Copy !req
724. Don't say that. What are other women
my age doing right now?Copy !req
725. They're out partying,
trying to get a man.Copy !req
726. Trying to keep a man.
Not me, I'm trying to raise a man.Copy !req
727. This one. I've got a 24-hour-a-day
reminder of Roger for my whole life.Copy !req
728. - I've had three lovers in four years.
- That's not bad.Copy !req
729. All of them ran a distant second
to a good book and a warm bath.Copy !req
730. Look at me. I'm the oldest
26-year-old in the world.Copy !req
731. - Now, how do I look?
- Good.Copy !req
732. Yeah? Thanks.Copy !req
733. 72% of new buyers are
African-American. That's what I am.Copy !req
734. - You talk too much.
- Talking is primitive communication.Copy !req
735. - It was fun talking to you. Bye.
- Jerry—!Copy !req
736. - I'll make a ham sandwich.
- I wanna say one thing.Copy !req
737. - You do listen to me.
- Well, I love you. Mayo?Copy !req
738. —repression, as a religion.Copy !req
739. When my daddy retired from
the United Way after 38 years...Copy !req
740. he said, "I wish they'd given me
a more comfortable chair."Copy !req
741. And then my dad died.Copy !req
742. My mom took me to the zoo,
and I loved the zoo. And—Copy !req
743. Wait.Copy !req
744. - I want to tell you more about my dad.
- No, let's go to the zoo.Copy !req
745. - I want to tell you more about my dad.
- No, let's go to the zoo.Copy !req
746. You're right.Copy !req
747. It's just my whole life,
I've been trying to talk.Copy !req
748. I mean, really talk.Copy !req
749. But no one wants to listen.
You know that feeling?Copy !req
750. - They just look at you—
- Let's go to the zoo, right now.Copy !req
751. The zoo, you know—
The fucking zoo's closed.Copy !req
752. You said "fuck."Copy !req
753. Yeah, I did.Copy !req
754. - Is that—?
- I won't tell.Copy !req
755. Well, then I'm gonna
have to take you to the zoo.Copy !req
756. - I gotta go to bed, my mom's coming.
- Oh, wait—Copy !req
757. I hear my mom. I gotta go to bed.Copy !req
758. - Thanks for listening.
- Sure.Copy !req
759. Okay. Drinks, food,
and I called you a cab.Copy !req
760. - Good idea.
- Quiet, I have a little boy asleep.Copy !req
761. Right.Copy !req
762. Our company.Copy !req
763. Look. A little...
A little speech before I go.Copy !req
764. Do not worry about your future.Copy !req
765. You and your son,
we, are just fine.Copy !req
766. You still have a job.Copy !req
767. But let me tell you something
about Jerry Maguire, okay?Copy !req
768. You come after me, and you will lose.Copy !req
769. No, because I am a survivor.
I'm a survivor!Copy !req
770. Dorothy Boyd, you are
with the Lord of the Living Room.Copy !req
771. The King of the Kingdom!Copy !req
772. And I am...Copy !req
773. drunk.Copy !req
774. We meet again.Copy !req
775. Here.Copy !req
776. Truth?Copy !req
777. - Sure.
- I care about the job, of course.Copy !req
778. But mostly,
I just want to be inspired.Copy !req
779. - Me too.
- What you wrote inspired me.Copy !req
780. I'm working with you
because of that memo.Copy !req
781. I loved that memo.Copy !req
782. It's a mission statement.Copy !req
783. Well...Copy !req
784. Sorry about the hand.Copy !req
785. You know that feeling?Copy !req
786. You're not completely
embarrassed yet...Copy !req
787. but you glimpse
tomorrow's embarrassment?Copy !req
788. Don't worry about it, boss.Copy !req
789. Oh, shit. You said "boss."Copy !req
790. - Yeah, I did.
- Now I feel like Clarence Thomas.Copy !req
791. - No, don't feel like Clarence Thomas.
- I do. I feel like him.Copy !req
792. - I'm, like, harassing you right now.
- Well, I may not sue.Copy !req
793. - Good evening.
- Good evening.Copy !req
794. Look, don't worry, okay?
I mean, don't—Copy !req
795. We'll be okay because
I am gonna take my one client...Copy !req
796. and we are gonna go all the way.Copy !req
797. Because, hey...
I'm back.Copy !req
798. Don't worry.Copy !req
799. - Way to go, Rod. Good catch.
- You can't—Copy !req
800. All right, good job.Copy !req
801. - Gotta talk about his contract, Dennis.
- Meet me at The Crocodile, 8:00.Copy !req
802. You bet.Copy !req
803. Thank you.Copy !req
804. Tell me you got lost.
I thought I was your friend.Copy !req
805. - Something came up.
- Okay. $10 million for four years.Copy !req
806. - You're dreaming.
- Ten for four. It's a deal.Copy !req
807. - He's got an attitude problem.
- He listens to me. I can help you.Copy !req
808. - He's a shrimp.
- He broke all the records last year.Copy !req
809. I want a prototypical
wide receiver who's 6'3", 220.Copy !req
810. Not some guy who's 5'10" and bitches.Copy !req
811. Dennis, I'm asking you...Copy !req
812. for a favor.Copy !req
813. I introduced you to your wife.
We've spent Christmases together.Copy !req
814. - Holiday cheer.
- Jerry, you're reaching.Copy !req
815. I'm asking for a favor.
Don't do this to me. We have history.Copy !req
816. We got history, all right.
You drove the prices up for years.Copy !req
817. - It's your turn at the end of the line.
- Dennis, don't—Copy !req
818. I talked with Dennis Wilburn
about your renegotiation.Copy !req
819. Talking?Copy !req
820. Jerry Rice, Andre Reed, Chris Carter.
I smoked all these fools!Copy !req
821. Yet they're making the big dollars.Copy !req
822. They are making the kwan.
And you're talking.Copy !req
823. - Kwan? That's your word?
- Hell yeah, that's my word.Copy !req
824. Some dudes might have coin,
but they'll never have kwan.Copy !req
825. What is—?Copy !req
826. It means love, respect, community
and dollars. The entire package.Copy !req
827. The kwan.Copy !req
828. Great word.Copy !req
829. - Towel?
- No, I air-dry.Copy !req
830. Listen, Rod. I say this
with great respect for you.Copy !req
831. But those players you mentioned
are marquee players.Copy !req
832. - And this deal where, you know, we—
- Marquee?Copy !req
833. This is a renegotiation.
We want more from them.Copy !req
834. Show them your pure joy of the game.Copy !req
835. Bury the attitude a bit,
and show them—Copy !req
836. Wait.Copy !req
837. - You're telling me to dance.
- No. I'm saying...Copy !req
838. to get back to the guy
who first started playing.Copy !req
839. Way back when you were a kid, it
wasn't just about the money, was it?Copy !req
840. Was it?Copy !req
841. Was it?Copy !req
842. Do your job.
Don't you tell me to dance!Copy !req
843. - Fine.
- Hey. Hey!Copy !req
844. I am an athlete.Copy !req
845. - I am not an entertainer!
- Fine!Copy !req
846. I do not dance, and I do not start
pre-season without a contract!Copy !req
847. - Fine, fine, fine!
- Jerry, talk to me.Copy !req
848. Breathe! Breathe, Jerry.Copy !req
849. I am out here for you.Copy !req
850. You don't know
what it's like to be me.Copy !req
851. It is an up-at-dawn,
pride-swallowing siege...Copy !req
852. that I will never fully
tell you about, okay?Copy !req
853. God. Help me!Copy !req
854. Help me, Rod. Help me help you.Copy !req
855. Help me help you.Copy !req
856. Help me help you.Copy !req
857. I'm sorry.Copy !req
858. You are hanging on
by a very thin thread.Copy !req
859. And I dig that about you!Copy !req
860. No contract? I'll help me,
I'll help you, help everybody!Copy !req
861. - That's my man.
- Hey, I'm happy to entertain you.Copy !req
862. Help me! Help me!Copy !req
863. - See you in Los Angeles.
- Jerry. Come on, man.Copy !req
864. See, that's the difference between us.Copy !req
865. You think we're fighting.
I think we're talking.Copy !req
866. Unless you love everybody,
you can't sell anybody.Copy !req
867. Dennis Wilburn is faxing his offer
for Tidwell on Thursday morning.Copy !req
868. - He said you'd be happy— Glad.
- He say happy or glad?Copy !req
869. Glad. He said glad. Glad.Copy !req
870. - Glad is good.
- We could sure use that commission.Copy !req
871. Here. I did a rundown
on where you stand financially.Copy !req
872. - My condo was devalued.
- You don't have to explain.Copy !req
873. The other night, I wanna apologize.Copy !req
874. What happened there?Copy !req
875. We're coworkers.
We can't have atmosphere.Copy !req
876. I'm very relieved you said that.Copy !req
877. You know, the other night,
I was lonely.Copy !req
878. I felt you understood something.Copy !req
879. We've got a company to think about.Copy !req
880. I'll never take advantage
of you again.Copy !req
881. - Good.
- You walked out on a job for me.Copy !req
882. Can this be right?Copy !req
883. Exactly.Copy !req
884. I know you need to be alone
with your thoughts.Copy !req
885. Think about what's wrong
and how to fix it.Copy !req
886. And, you know, just be alone.Copy !req
887. Alone.Copy !req
888. - You wanna go out to dinner?
- I know a great place.Copy !req
889. I broke up with that loser,
and then he started stalking me.Copy !req
890. - What do you mean by stalking?
- Coming over uninvited.Copy !req
891. "Coming over uninvited"? So Romeo
on your balcony is a stalker?Copy !req
892. Excuse me. Ladies?Copy !req
893. Good evening,
I'm looking for Dorothy Boyd.Copy !req
894. - She's in the kitchen.
- Laurel. Hello.Copy !req
895. - Where are you taking her tonight?
- You're the nanny?Copy !req
896. - Au pair.
- Au pair? I see.Copy !req
897. He likes you.Copy !req
898. My goodness.
I've got some gifts for you.Copy !req
899. Do you like presents?
Good, all right.Copy !req
900. Arizona Cardinals.
It's the team Rod plays for.Copy !req
901. - Dropping your laundry off?
- Want a Steelers hat?Copy !req
902. - For me?
- I got some things.Copy !req
903. - I've got it in gray too.
- Thanks.Copy !req
904. You're very welcome.
Look what I've got here.Copy !req
905. An energy bar.
It'll keep you up all night.Copy !req
906. That's not a good idea.
Aunt Laurel will eat that.Copy !req
907. It looks like you've got a fan.Copy !req
908. That's more than a dress,
that's an Audrey Hepburn movie.Copy !req
909. I got revved up at the thought
of an evening among adults.Copy !req
910. - No offense, buddy.
- Jerry, you meet Chad?Copy !req
911. Am I dressed okay? I didn't realize—Copy !req
912. Don't let him stay up too late.Copy !req
913. Tonight, I'm gonna teach
Ray about jazz.Copy !req
914. That'll put him to sleep early.Copy !req
915. I want to go too.Copy !req
916. No, sweetheart, you stay here
with Chad and be good. Kiss me.Copy !req
917. Let's go.Copy !req
918. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
919. Give me a hug.Copy !req
920. - I'll meet you at the car.
- Okay.Copy !req
921. You forgot your keys.Copy !req
922. I've never seen him kiss a man
just like a dad!Copy !req
923. Wasn't that thrilling?
He must have been needing that.Copy !req
924. Don't cry at the start of a date.
Cry at the end, like I do.Copy !req
925. Don't be a shoulder
for him to cry on either.Copy !req
926. - Keys.
- Oh, keys.Copy !req
927. Oh, dear.Copy !req
928. Ever since you've met me, I've been—Copy !req
929. It was laziness, my breakup
with Avery. You know that saying?Copy !req
930. "It's nobody's fault." It's a lie.
Somebody is always to blame.Copy !req
931. You go for it like you do a job.
You work at it.Copy !req
932. But maybe love shouldn't be
such hard work.Copy !req
933. Yeah, maybe so.Copy !req
934. But it's not every day
you say goodbye to a woman like that.Copy !req
935. - A song for the lovers?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
936. - No, no, we work together.
- This is like an office meeting.Copy !req
937. But I know what you mean.Copy !req
938. It wasn't like my marriage to Roger
was any good, even before...Copy !req
939. Before...?Copy !req
940. - Jerry?
- What?Copy !req
941. Let's not tell our sad stories.Copy !req
942. I'll be back in just a second, okay?Copy !req
943. They sting. Let Chad
catch the bee in the glass.Copy !req
944. He won't hurt him. You've got such
a good heart, buddy. I love you.Copy !req
945. Well, this would be good night.Copy !req
946. Good night.Copy !req
947. I'll see you tomorrow.
It's a big day.Copy !req
948. Good night.Copy !req
949. Good night.Copy !req
950. Oops.Copy !req
951. - Let me fix this.
- Good idea.Copy !req
952. I think you should not come in.Copy !req
953. Or come in.Copy !req
954. - Depending on how you feel.
- The same to you.Copy !req
955. I have to go in.Copy !req
956. I live here.Copy !req
957. Right.Copy !req
958. I'll come in.Copy !req
959. Good.Copy !req
960. Are you sure we want to do this?Copy !req
961. Oh, hell, yes.Copy !req
962. - Did he have a good night?
- Yeah, he's asleep.Copy !req
963. - How did it go with sport-boy?
- Still going.Copy !req
964. All right.Copy !req
965. How are you?Copy !req
966. Treat her right.Copy !req
967. She's great.Copy !req
968. I know this might be a bit awkward,
but I want you to use this.Copy !req
969. No, look.
God...Copy !req
970. This is Miles Davis and John Coltrane.Copy !req
971. Stockholm 1963.Copy !req
972. Two masters of freedom, playing
before their art was corrupted...Copy !req
973. by cocktail-lounge performers...Copy !req
974. who destroyed the legacy
of the only American art form:Copy !req
975. Jazz.Copy !req
976. I've put some Mingus on there too.Copy !req
977. - No barriers, no boundaries.
- Chad, I got it.Copy !req
978. Come here.Copy !req
979. You know this is gonna
change everything.Copy !req
980. Promise?Copy !req
981. What is this music?Copy !req
982. I love getting up in the morning!
I clap and say:Copy !req
983. "This will be a great day!"Copy !req
984. Great!
Did you really need to do this?Copy !req
985. I'm getting him up, so don't worry.Copy !req
986. What? I'm just waiting for coffee.
I don't care.Copy !req
987. - Just tell me one thing.
- No.Copy !req
988. - Why—?
- I'm worried...Copy !req
989. you'll believe in a guy who may not
have an emotional marble in his head.Copy !req
990. - Please, if I start talking...
- You "please."Copy !req
991. What am I for taking the opportunity?Copy !req
992. - This guy's on the bottom rung.
- Maybe I am taking advantage.Copy !req
993. Does that make me a bad person?
Huh?Copy !req
994. I found someone popular and charming
and not so nice to me, and he died.Copy !req
995. Why should I let this guy go...Copy !req
996. when everything in my body
says that this one is the one?Copy !req
997. Take it easy.
I just wanted a few fun details.Copy !req
998. Why didn't you say so?Copy !req
999. Well, you might be interested
in this one little detail.Copy !req
1000. I was just about to tell you...Copy !req
1001. that I love him.Copy !req
1002. I do! I love him,
and I don't care what you think.Copy !req
1003. I love him for the man
he wants to be...Copy !req
1004. and for the man that he almost is.Copy !req
1005. I love him, Laurel. I love him.Copy !req
1006. - I love him!
- Hi, Jerry.Copy !req
1007. Act natural.Copy !req
1008. - Tell me he's not there.
- He's not there.Copy !req
1009. Oh, God.Copy !req
1010. - Easy, ladies, easy.
- Coffee?Copy !req
1011. No, thanks. We bottom-feeders
prefer cereal first.Copy !req
1012. - Let's have Apple Jacks.
- Apple Jacks it is.Copy !req
1013. Good morning, darling.Copy !req
1014. Morning.Copy !req
1015. - What's going on?
- A lot, actually.Copy !req
1016. We've got a big fax today.
We need this commission.Copy !req
1017. Need this commission. Milk?Copy !req
1018. Cheers.Copy !req
1019. That was really great
of you this morning.Copy !req
1020. Let's just root for a big offer
so we can move out of this room...Copy !req
1021. into a real office.Copy !req
1022. Would you mind? Thanks a lot.Copy !req
1023. Shit.Copy !req
1024. 1.7 for three years?
Man, we owe more than that!Copy !req
1025. This is the game.
I'll get back to them.Copy !req
1026. And say what? "Please remove
your dick from my ass"?Copy !req
1027. I'm sorry, I'm just
a little pregnant right now.Copy !req
1028. - I feel like crying.
- Let's not take this emotionally.Copy !req
1029. - We'll roll with the problem.
- Why are you so calm?Copy !req
1030. Roll with this problem?
Don't take it emotionally?Copy !req
1031. You haven't gotten emotional
enough over him!Copy !req
1032. - Get me Bob Sugar on the phone.
- Marcee...Copy !req
1033. - You wanna leave me?
- A lot of agents say a lot of shit.Copy !req
1034. What do you stand for?Copy !req
1035. How about integrity?
There's so much greed in the world...Copy !req
1036. I don't know what to tell my son!Copy !req
1037. This guy isn't yelling,
"Show me the money!"Copy !req
1038. Do you know he's broke
and working for you for free?Copy !req
1039. Broke! Broke, broke, broke.Copy !req
1040. - I'm not as good at insults as she is.
- That was pretty good.Copy !req
1041. No shit.Copy !req
1042. Let me show you something.Copy !req
1043. - Here. Rod, read this.
- No, no, no, no.Copy !req
1044. I just think that—
I think it's important.Copy !req
1045. I appreciate this, but...Copy !req
1046. You should be proud.
They should read it.Copy !req
1047. Tell me what to do. Tell me to eat
lima beans, I'll eat lima beans.Copy !req
1048. You say this is the best,
all we can get—Copy !req
1049. - All we can get?
- I'm talking with my agent.Copy !req
1050. This is what you're gonna do. You're
gonna reject that shitty contract.Copy !req
1051. Play out your existing shitty contract,
and next year, you're a free agent.Copy !req
1052. Baby, this is us. You and me.
We determine our worth.Copy !req
1053. You are a strong, proud...Copy !req
1054. surviving, splendid black man.Copy !req
1055. Marcee...Copy !req
1056. you are the shit.Copy !req
1057. Oh, baby.Copy !req
1058. - If you get injured, you get zero.
- Won't happen. I'm strong in mind.Copy !req
1059. - It's a risk.
- You bet on me, like I bet on you.Copy !req
1060. You know? My man!Copy !req
1061. You know, baby?Copy !req
1062. - You're so crazy.
- I love you, baby.Copy !req
1063. - Let me kiss that head.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1064. - I'm taking that job in San Diego.
- Don't talk about that yet.Copy !req
1065. - You can't afford me.
- I'll find something fast for Tidwell.Copy !req
1066. - I refuse to be a drain.
- We'll stay afloat.Copy !req
1067. We'll stay afloat. Don't leave.Copy !req
1068. - Get on the camel.
- You've been on my ass all day.Copy !req
1069. - He's my client.
- Get him on the camel.Copy !req
1070. - I will.
- We don't need a camel.Copy !req
1071. - It's Camel Chevrolet.
- You see that? That's how I feel.Copy !req
1072. - He's feeling my pain!
- Get on the camel!Copy !req
1073. - I'm pulling him from this.
- It's okay. Just get rid of the camel.Copy !req
1074. - This isn't what I had in mind.
- You're pulling him?Copy !req
1075. Right, let's bounce.Copy !req
1076. Pulling him? Then you shouldn't
have begged me to hire him.Copy !req
1077. I know you needed that commission,
but we won't get Reebok...Copy !req
1078. with no regional Camel ad.
Excuse me.Copy !req
1079. - Can I ask you a personal question?
- Are we gonna be friends now?Copy !req
1080. What do you know
about single moms?Copy !req
1081. I was raised by one.Copy !req
1082. Tell me. Because after this, she'll
have to take that job in San Diego.Copy !req
1083. First of all, single mothers
don't date. Watch yourself.Copy !req
1084. They've been to the circus.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
1085. They've been to the puppet show
and seen the strings.Copy !req
1086. - You love her?
- How do I know?Copy !req
1087. You know when you know.Copy !req
1088. I don't want her to go. I've been
hanging out at her place a lot.Copy !req
1089. That right there is bullshit!
You gotta be fair to her.Copy !req
1090. Single mothers are a sacred thing.
You gotta have the talk.Copy !req
1091. She loves you. If you don't love her,
you have got to tell her.Copy !req
1092. The kid's amazing. He...Copy !req
1093. I feel you. I feel you, dog.Copy !req
1094. But a real man wouldn't shoplift
the pootie from a single mother.Copy !req
1095. I didn't shoplift the pootie.Copy !req
1096. All right. I shoplifted the pootie.Copy !req
1097. You know, John Coltrane
once said to Miles Davis...Copy !req
1098. When you say goodbye to him, just
be cool. What's meant to be will be.Copy !req
1099. You'll see each other. I'm losing
the only person who listens to me.Copy !req
1100. - Quit making me laugh.
- You're doing the right thing.Copy !req
1101. Start your life.
Don't cushion the fall for him.Copy !req
1102. Check out Exhibit A on the front lawn.Copy !req
1103. - I'm almost sympathetic to the guy.
- Goodbye.Copy !req
1104. All right. Goodbye.Copy !req
1105. Bye.Copy !req
1106. Listen, you're gonna
like it in San Diego.Copy !req
1107. It's gonna be great there.
You'll make a lot of friends.Copy !req
1108. - I'm gonna see you this weekend.
- Go ahead and go.Copy !req
1109. Go ahead and go.Copy !req
1110. - Sure you're okay to drive this?
- This rig? No problem.Copy !req
1111. - I'll see you this weekend.
- Get in the car. Get in the car.Copy !req
1112. I'll see you in a couple of days,
and I love you.Copy !req
1113. I love you too.Copy !req
1114. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
1115. I'll see you soon.Copy !req
1116. Look, if this weekend
should turn into next month...Copy !req
1117. and next month turns into whenever,
don't make a joke of your life.Copy !req
1118. Go back and read what you wrote.Copy !req
1119. You're better than the Bob Sugars.
Don't forget that.Copy !req
1120. - Wait! Wait a second.
- No, no! Oh, God.Copy !req
1121. - We can save on medical, rent...
- Don't listen to him.Copy !req
1122. What if we stay together?
What if we got married?Copy !req
1123. - If I said that, would you stay?
- Don't do that. Don't say that unless—Copy !req
1124. Well, say it if you want to.Copy !req
1125. Will you marry me?Copy !req
1126. What are you thinking?Copy !req
1127. We're getting married.Copy !req
1128. Do you, Jerry Maguire,
take this woman to be your wife?Copy !req
1129. Do you, Jerry Maguire,
take this woman to be your wife?Copy !req
1130. Not yet.Copy !req
1131. And do you, Dorothy Boyd,
take this man to be your husband?Copy !req
1132. Almost.Copy !req
1133. I now pronounce you
husband and wife.Copy !req
1134. - Okay, sweetie.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1135. I should go.Copy !req
1136. Come on, brother. Talk to me, brother.Copy !req
1137. We did it.Copy !req
1138. We sure did.Copy !req
1139. You fuck this up, I'll kill you.Copy !req
1140. I'm glad we had this talk.Copy !req
1141. Oh, look at them.Copy !req
1142. She is so beautiful.Copy !req
1143. I do not believe
they have this on tape.Copy !req
1144. Hey, that's my bro.Copy !req
1145. See, now I'm gonna
release this to ESPN.Copy !req
1146. - You think I'm joking.
- No, it's okay. I know where you live.Copy !req
1147. You didn't have the talk, did you?Copy !req
1148. No.Copy !req
1149. Well, this definitely
was another way to go.Copy !req
1150. Hey, Dorothy, come here.Copy !req
1151. Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. and Mrs. Maguire.Copy !req
1152. We're gonna have a great season!Copy !req
1153. Scotty, Tidwell did four for 36.Copy !req
1154. - Jerry.
- Dennis.Copy !req
1155. - He's having a good game. So far.
- He is.Copy !req
1156. You're gonna miss him next year.Copy !req
1157. Loser.Copy !req
1158. I've got a great team behind me
and I'm loving it.Copy !req
1159. That's my mo'fo!Copy !req
1160. Come here.Copy !req
1161. Why don't you be the first man
in your family not to use that word?Copy !req
1162. And we'll let you live.
Now go kiss Daddy, quick.Copy !req
1163. Come on, now!Copy !req
1164. Come on, Rod!Copy !req
1165. I saw you limping
after the first quarter.Copy !req
1166. Yeah, I—Copy !req
1167. I sprained my ankle on the ice
out there. It was cold.Copy !req
1168. All right. Thanks.Copy !req
1169. That went well.
Anybody else worth talking to? No.Copy !req
1170. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
1171. - How's your head?
- Bubblicious.Copy !req
1172. - How are you?
- Hey, Rod.Copy !req
1173. - How you doing, man?
- Hanging in there.Copy !req
1174. That quarterback sucks.
He's gonna get me killed.Copy !req
1175. He's throwing high
and across the middle.Copy !req
1176. My brain's blown because
you weren't asshole enough...Copy !req
1177. to get me my 10 million
three months ago.Copy !req
1178. Take care of yourself on that field.
You're my entire client roster.Copy !req
1179. Don't I know this.
Now go home to your wife.Copy !req
1180. - What's that mean?
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
1181. - You could've told me on the phone.
- How about personal attention?Copy !req
1182. - You don't want to go home.
- What are you saying?Copy !req
1183. I'm just trying to talk to you.
How's your marriage?Copy !req
1184. The husband and wife thing,
how is that?Copy !req
1185. - Not everyone has what you have.
- Why did you get married?Copy !req
1186. - I'm just asking as a friend.
- You want an answer?Copy !req
1187. Loyalty.Copy !req
1188. She was loyal.Copy !req
1189. I mean, you know,
everything grew from there.Copy !req
1190. It just...Copy !req
1191. grew from there.Copy !req
1192. - That's an answer.
- That's the answer.Copy !req
1193. It's not sexy. Shit!
But that's an answer.Copy !req
1194. "Tell him what he's won, Bob."
"A beautiful marriage!"Copy !req
1195. Shit!Copy !req
1196. Well, I'm happy to entertain you,
as always, Rod.Copy !req
1197. I have a question for you.Copy !req
1198. - Are we really friends?
- Why not?Copy !req
1199. Friends can tell each other anything
if we have our friends hats on, right?Copy !req
1200. - I think so.
- All right.Copy !req
1201. Here's why you don't
have your $10 million.Copy !req
1202. You're a paycheck player. You play
with your head, not your heart.Copy !req
1203. In your personal life? Heart.Copy !req
1204. On the field,
it's about what you didn't get.Copy !req
1205. Who's to blame, who underthrew...Copy !req
1206. who has the contract you don't,
who's not giving you love!Copy !req
1207. That is not what inspires people!
That is not what inspires people!Copy !req
1208. Just shut up!
Play the game from your heart.Copy !req
1209. Then I'll show you the kwan.
And that's the truth!Copy !req
1210. Can you handle it? It's just
a question from a friend. You know?Copy !req
1211. When they call you shrimp,
I'm the one who defends you!Copy !req
1212. - I don't wanna be friends no more.
- Fine.Copy !req
1213. Quit using that word "kwan."
That's my word!Copy !req
1214. - I'll see you in L.A.
- No heart?Copy !req
1215. I'm all heart, motherfucker!Copy !req
1216. - How many concussions has he had?
- I can't get no respect.Copy !req
1217. I'm making miracles happen.Copy !req
1218. I went to see this so-called
black film the other day.Copy !req
1219. No more salt.
Your biggest game is coming up.Copy !req
1220. I don't want you dehydrated
for Monday Night Football.Copy !req
1221. Twenty minutes of coming attractions.
All black films, all violent.Copy !req
1222. - Brothers shooting brothers.
- I hate you seeing movies alone.Copy !req
1223. - Baby.
- My Pisces queen.Copy !req
1224. I hate seeing movies without you.Copy !req
1225. I won't do it anymore, okay?Copy !req
1226. - Baby.
- Baby!Copy !req
1227. - Now?
- Baby now!Copy !req
1228. - Ray, it's time to go.
- You got them?Copy !req
1229. Do you take Visa? Take it!Copy !req
1230. What were you thinking tonight...Copy !req
1231. watching them go through the entire
human emotional experience?Copy !req
1232. "I hope he doesn't get injured."Copy !req
1233. I felt responsible.Copy !req
1234. Sometimes I can't tell at all
what's going on in your head.Copy !req
1235. And I don't know your noises yet.Copy !req
1236. - Well, when you wonder, ask me.
- Okay, I will.Copy !req
1237. I thought I just did.Copy !req
1238. - Why do you love me?
- Why do you love me?Copy !req
1239. Can I come and watch TV?Copy !req
1240. - In just a minute.
- For a few minutes.Copy !req
1241. Hang in there.
He's not going anywhere.Copy !req
1242. I know.Copy !req
1243. - Can we talk about something else?
- I don't think so.Copy !req
1244. I'm incapable of small talk.
But that's why you love me, right?Copy !req
1245. I'm about personal attention.
This is my life.Copy !req
1246. I'm available to you 24 hours a day.Copy !req
1247. I'll be in Phoenix tomorrow
for Monday Night Football.Copy !req
1248. I can be in Indiana
by 11:30 Tuesday morning.Copy !req
1249. Just give me 20 minutes.Copy !req
1250. I'm not asking for an answer now.Copy !req
1251. I'll call you tomorrow.
Just enjoy your day. Tell Doug hi.Copy !req
1252. All right, thank you.
Same to you, Marilee.Copy !req
1253. Indiana, Tuesday. I'll be there.Copy !req
1254. It's my fault.Copy !req
1255. What?Copy !req
1256. It's not fair to you,
this whole thing.Copy !req
1257. Come here.Copy !req
1258. Tell me. Let me help.Copy !req
1259. I took advantage of you.
Worst of all, I'm not alone.Copy !req
1260. I did this with a kid.Copy !req
1261. I was just on some wild ride
where I thought that...Copy !req
1262. I was in love enough
for both of us.Copy !req
1263. I pretended your proposal was real...Copy !req
1264. when it might have been
a hypothetical.Copy !req
1265. I did this.Copy !req
1266. At least I can do something
about it now.Copy !req
1267. I'm not a guy who runs.Copy !req
1268. I stick.Copy !req
1269. Well, I don't need you to stick.Copy !req
1270. What do you want?
My soul or something?Copy !req
1271. - Why not? I deserve that.
- What if I'm not built that way?Copy !req
1272. - I think we made a mistake.
- What if it's true?Copy !req
1273. "Great at friendship,
bad at intimacy."Copy !req
1274. It's the theme of my bachelor film,
for God's sake.Copy !req
1275. I know, I watched it.
I sort of know it by heart.Copy !req
1276. - I don't like to give up.
- Please.Copy !req
1277. My need to make the best of things,
and your need to be responsible...Copy !req
1278. If we don't say something about
it now, we could lose 10 years...Copy !req
1279. being polite.Copy !req
1280. Let's just call this next road trip
what it really is:Copy !req
1281. A nice long break.Copy !req
1282. What about Ray?Copy !req
1283. Well, you'll be friends.Copy !req
1284. Friends?Copy !req
1285. - Of course you'll be friends.
- I'll take him to the zoo.Copy !req
1286. So this break is a breakup? That's—Copy !req
1287. Come on, Jerry.
You know this isn't easy for me.Copy !req
1288. On the surface,
everything looks fine.Copy !req
1289. I've got this great guy.Copy !req
1290. And he loves my kid.Copy !req
1291. And he sure does like me a lot.Copy !req
1292. And I can't live like that.Copy !req
1293. It's not how I'm built.Copy !req
1294. If this is empty,
this doesn't matter.Copy !req
1295. It was just a mission statement.Copy !req
1296. Put your arms up, please.Copy !req
1297. Hey, buddy. I wondered
where you were. How's it going?Copy !req
1298. Get out of here. Go.Copy !req
1299. - Where's your agent?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1300. You belong with the big boys.
You belong with the big money.Copy !req
1301. - You're fucking Rod Tidwell!
- Get away from my guy.Copy !req
1302. - I was just telling—
- Just go. Flee.Copy !req
1303. This is a nice moment for you.
I'm gonna let you have it.Copy !req
1304. Give me a call, Rod.
Say hi to Marcee.Copy !req
1305. - Thanks for coming.
- I missed you.Copy !req
1306. What can I say?
You're all I've got.Copy !req
1307. Frank Gifford with Al Michaels and
Dan Dierdorf at the Sun Devil Stadium.Copy !req
1308. The story is the Cardinals
are still alive for a playoff spot.Copy !req
1309. The reason for that is
the outstanding play of Rod Tidwell.Copy !req
1310. We'll talk about that too.Copy !req
1311. The Dallas Cowboys
know they're in the playoffs.Copy !req
1312. Going for a consecutive Super Bowl.Copy !req
1313. If Arizona wins tonight
and next week...Copy !req
1314. they'll make the playoffs
for the first time in 21 years.Copy !req
1315. Better not mess up
for Monday Night Football.Copy !req
1316. What did I say? He's always
nervous for televised games.Copy !req
1317. The Cowboys continue their mission
on Monday Night Football.Copy !req
1318. - Hey, Shannon.
- Hi, good game.Copy !req
1319. - Great column this morning.
- Thanks.Copy !req
1320. Fuck you, punk!Copy !req
1321. It's a real bruiser out there.Copy !req
1322. The Cardinals refuse to go
quietly into the desert night...Copy !req
1323. as the interminable season winds
down. Just trying to be poetic.Copy !req
1324. Wax on, Al. Wax on.Copy !req
1325. A tough hit on Tidwell.Copy !req
1326. Nothing poetic about that.Copy !req
1327. - I'd have made that a touchdown.
- That's his sixth catch tonight.Copy !req
1328. Split to the right. Swenson looks.Copy !req
1329. A first down at the 19-yard line.Copy !req
1330. Another savage hit
across the middle on Rod Tidwell.Copy !req
1331. They're working Tidwell, aren't they?Copy !req
1332. - What does Daddy always say?
- It looks worse than it really is.Copy !req
1333. He's gonna kill himself.Copy !req
1334. - Be quiet.
- What did I say?Copy !req
1335. Two minutes to play.
Dallas leading by three.Copy !req
1336. Second down and one now
at the Dallas 11-yard line.Copy !req
1337. Swenson backs to pass. A blitz!Copy !req
1338. Down he goes!
Sacked for a six-yard loss.Copy !req
1339. Good move coming with a blitz
after Swenson.Copy !req
1340. He had too many men in that pattern.
They couldn't pick up the blitz.Copy !req
1341. 90 razor, X-out on one, ready?Copy !req
1342. Here we go!Copy !req
1343. He had a chance to get rid of it.Copy !req
1344. They've now gone to third and seven.Copy !req
1345. In the waning moments of this game,
Dallas 17, Arizona 14.Copy !req
1346. Tidwell in motion.
Moving back to his left now.Copy !req
1347. Play fake. Swenson, protected well,
lofts one into the end zone.Copy !req
1348. Tidwell! Touchdown, Cardinals!Copy !req
1349. - Did you see him go up on that ball?
- He held onto it.Copy !req
1350. He's still down. Tidwell, upside down,
hits the ground hard.Copy !req
1351. - He maintains control of the football.
- He's hurt too.Copy !req
1352. He's not getting up.Copy !req
1353. - Concerned look on the players' faces.
- Get up, baby.Copy !req
1354. The trainer out.
It's Tidwell's ninth catch.Copy !req
1355. - Oh, my God.
- He gives Arizona the lead.Copy !req
1356. - Can you hear me?
- Blink! Come on, blink!Copy !req
1357. Commercial! Show me
what's wrong with my husband.Copy !req
1358. - I said he was too small for the NFL.
- Shut up.Copy !req
1359. - It's the truth. I'm keeping it real!
- Tee Pee, shut up!Copy !req
1360. Can't you be loyal to your brother?
Get the hell out of my house!Copy !req
1361. Hello? Hold on.
It's Jerry Maguire.Copy !req
1362. Punk!Copy !req
1363. Jerry? Oh, my God,
I am freaking out.Copy !req
1364. Marcee, he's unconscious.Copy !req
1365. Just stay calm. Keep the lines open,
I will call you back.Copy !req
1366. There are good doctors. Stay calm.Copy !req
1367. You have to tell me something.
I am freaking here.Copy !req
1368. We gotta stay calm.
Your family needs you to stay calm.Copy !req
1369. I know, but my whole life
is this family...Copy !req
1370. and it does not work without him!Copy !req
1371. All eyes at Sun Devil Stadium
are focused on Rod Tidwell.Copy !req
1372. I am so sorry about
everything I said about your job.Copy !req
1373. Just do whatever you can
to get Rod to me, please.Copy !req
1374. Just do whatever you can.
Please, Jerry.Copy !req
1375. At a time like this, you just hope
his family is not watching this.Copy !req
1376. It could be his neck.
It could be his back.Copy !req
1377. Blink, baby! Come on, wake up!Copy !req
1378. We love you, Rod!Copy !req
1379. Can you hear me?Copy !req
1380. Can you hear me?Copy !req
1381. Do you know where you are?Copy !req
1382. The trainer's still trying
to revive him.Copy !req
1383. We'd love to see some movement.Copy !req
1384. - Rod?
- Let's get him off the field.Copy !req
1385. - No.
- Get the gurney. Get him off the field.Copy !req
1386. Wait, wait. Just let me
enjoy this for a minute.Copy !req
1387. We're looking for some movement.
Is that his head coming up?Copy !req
1388. He's trying to get up.Copy !req
1389. He is getting up.Copy !req
1390. Look at him! Oh, Mommy, he's okay.Copy !req
1391. The whole stadium is standing.Copy !req
1392. He's up on his feet
and the crowd loves it.Copy !req
1393. Here's a guy who's normally very
truculent with the media, aloof...Copy !req
1394. - We're happy for you.
- He'll get a flag on this.Copy !req
1395. Who cares!Copy !req
1396. - Congratulations.
- Thank you. Helluva game.Copy !req
1397. - Congratulations.
- Thanks.Copy !req
1398. You are gonna pay.Copy !req
1399. I know. I know.Copy !req
1400. Where's Jerry?Copy !req
1401. You did it.Copy !req
1402. You did.Copy !req
1403. Why don't we have
that kind of relationship?Copy !req
1404. Is that your porty or mine?Copy !req
1405. Dorothy?Copy !req
1406. Marcee. No, he's right here.Copy !req
1407. It's Marcee. She couldn't
get through on your phone.Copy !req
1408. We did it. I love you.
I love you so much!Copy !req
1409. I love you!Copy !req
1410. I love you, Tyson.
I love you, baby.Copy !req
1411. How's the baby? How's Katie?Copy !req
1412. Oh, I love you so much.Copy !req
1413. You know ain't nothing
gonna happen to me.Copy !req
1414. The problem is, like you were
saying earlier, the biorhythms.Copy !req
1415. I was saying
the neural pathways are set.Copy !req
1416. That's why it's hard
for people to change.Copy !req
1417. I'm sorry, these stupid holidays
make me feel more divorced.Copy !req
1418. You know? With the songs,
the constant chocolate-eating...Copy !req
1419. I have a confession to make.Copy !req
1420. I've listened to you all
tell a thousand sob stories.Copy !req
1421. I've been very judgmental.Copy !req
1422. Maybe you're all correct.
Men are the enemy.Copy !req
1423. No, they're not the enemy.Copy !req
1424. But I still love the enemy.Copy !req
1425. Hello.Copy !req
1426. I'm looking for my wife.Copy !req
1427. Wait.Copy !req
1428. If this is where it has to happen,
then it's where it happens.Copy !req
1429. I'm not letting you get rid of me.
How about that?Copy !req
1430. This used to be my specialty.
I was good in a living room.Copy !req
1431. I'd do it alone.Copy !req
1432. And now, I just...Copy !req
1433. I don't know.Copy !req
1434. But tonight...Copy !req
1435. our little project, our company
had a very big night.Copy !req
1436. A very, very big night.Copy !req
1437. But it wasn't complete.Copy !req
1438. It wasn't nearly close to being
in the same vicinity as complete...Copy !req
1439. because I couldn't
share it with you.Copy !req
1440. I couldn't hear your voice...Copy !req
1441. or laugh about it with you.Copy !req
1442. I missed my— I missed my wife.Copy !req
1443. We live in a cynical world.
A cynical world.Copy !req
1444. And we work in a business
of tough competitors.Copy !req
1445. I love you.Copy !req
1446. You...Copy !req
1447. complete me.Copy !req
1448. - And I just—
- Shut up.Copy !req
1449. Just shut up.Copy !req
1450. You had me at "hello."Copy !req
1451. You had me at "hello."Copy !req
1452. This is my best discussion group.Copy !req
1453. Your father leaves home on Christmas
Eve, abandoning your family.Copy !req
1454. Your father leaves home on Christmas
Eve, abandoning your family.Copy !req
1455. Your mother had to sweep up
at the prison to pay your tuition.Copy !req
1456. Your brother lost a leg
in a fishing accident.Copy !req
1457. You've had a list of horrific
things happen in your life.Copy !req
1458. - I'm not gonna cry, Roy.
- I've got some good news.Copy !req
1459. I've just been handed a signed memo.Copy !req
1460. It's a contract.
Arizona Cardinals. Four years.Copy !req
1461. $11.2 million and you'll play
in your home state, where it started.Copy !req
1462. What do you think of that?Copy !req
1463. I love everybody.
I love my wife! Marcee!Copy !req
1464. I love my kids!
Tyson and my new baby, Katie.Copy !req
1465. My older brother, who got one leg,
and my younger brother, Tee Pee.Copy !req
1466. You're militant, but I ain't
mad at you. I love you.Copy !req
1467. I love my teammates.
I'm omitting someone.Copy !req
1468. - We only have a half-hour show.
- I send love to my offensive line.Copy !req
1469. Nice to see you. Congratulations.
Good for you.Copy !req
1470. You remember Troy
from the Super Bowl?Copy !req
1471. We met in '93.Copy !req
1472. - That's right. I enjoyed your memo.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1473. - A little slow but you come around.
- We're out of time.Copy !req
1474. I'm forgetting somebody.Copy !req
1475. Jerry Maguire...Copy !req
1476. my agent.Copy !req
1477. You are my ambassador of kwan, man.Copy !req
1478. Thank you. Congratulations.
We'll be right back.Copy !req
1479. - How did you like the zoo, buddy?
- It was great!Copy !req
1480. One, two, three.Copy !req
1481. Hey, kid, throw the ball.Copy !req
1482. Good throw, man.Copy !req
1483. Did you see?Copy !req
1484. Oh, no. Let's go.Copy !req
1485. What? I'm not saying we'll throw him
into the major leagues tomorrow...Copy !req
1486. but he's got natural talent.Copy !req
1487. I know the right people
that'll help develop his talent.Copy !req
1488. Hey, I don't have all the answers.Copy !req
1489. In life, to be honest, I've failed
as much as I've succeeded.Copy !req
1490. But I love my wife,
I love my life...Copy !req
1491. and I wish you my kind of success.Copy !req