1. AM I DONE? AM I DONE?
AM I DONE?Copy !req
2. AM I DONE?
AM I DONE? AM I DONE?Copy !req
3. EVERY DAY—
AM I DONE? AM I DONE?Copy !req
4. SO, IT'S TOUGH,
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW...Copy !req
5. REALLY WHAT I'M FEELING
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
6. I MEAN, I FEEL A LOT OF PAUSES,
BUT THE SPORT, THAT'S—Copy !req
7. LIKE I SAID, FOR A WHILE
JUST...Copy !req
8. PHYSICALLY, WHEN I NEEDED
TO BE READY PHYSICALLY,Copy !req
9. MY MENTAL FAILED ME.Copy !req
10. YOU KNOW,
NOW I'M MENTALLY READYCopy !req
11. AND MY PHYSICAL'S FAILING ME.Copy !req
12. MY WHOLE LIFE,
"JENS, RUN THAT WAY."OKAY."Copy !req
13. "JENS, WRESTLE THIS GUY."Copy !req
14. "JENS, PUT THIS ON."Copy !req
15. "JENS, GO OVER THERE."
"OKAY."Copy !req
16. "ALL RIGHT, NOW, I NEED
YOU TO WORK HARD."ALL RIGHT."Copy !req
17. THAT'S MY LIFE.
I'VE BEEN COACHED AND TRAINED,Copy !req
18. AND YOU KNOW, SO I'M TRYING
TO FIGURE THINGS OUTCopy !req
19. FOR MYSELF A LITTLE BIT.Copy !req
20. I'M LOST, I MEAN,Copy !req
21. I LOOK AT SHIT
ALL THE TIME, LIKE...Copy !req
22. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?"Copy !req
23. THE GLORY JUST BROUGHT
MORE PROBLEMS IN MY WORLD.Copy !req
24. AND THEN FOR A WHILE,
I JUST TRIED TO RUN AWAY
FROM ALL OF IT.Copy !req
25. I JUST WANTED
TO CRAWL INTO A HOLECopy !req
26. AND JUST BE LEFT ALONE,Copy !req
27. YOU KNOW, AND JUST PUT OFF
TO THE SIDE.Copy !req
28. I WAS JUST,
"MAN, FORGIVE ME."Copy !req
29. FANS DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW MUCH I LOVECopy !req
30. AND I APPRECIATE THEM,
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE...Copy !req
31. IT'S THEIR CHEERS,
IT'S THEIR APPLAUSE,Copy !req
32. IT'S THEIR GRATITUDE,
IT'S THEIR TAKING TWO SECONDSCopy !req
33. OUT OF THEIR DAY TO TELL ME
THAT I AFFECTED THEM.Copy !req
34. THAT MAKES IT WORTH IT,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
35. 'CAUSE IN MY MY MIND...Copy !req
36. I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
37. I AIN'T WORTH SHIT.Copy !req
38. I ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE, I'M...Copy !req
39. "YEAH, BUT YOU'RE JENS PULVER."Copy !req
40. I'M LIKE, "SO?"Copy !req
41. THIS IS— THIS IS
MY LAST MARCH, THIS IS IT,Copy !req
42. AND, UH...
I OWE IT TO MYSELF,Copy !req
43. AND ALL THE...Copy !req
44. JUST THE BUNK THINGS
I'VE BEEN THROUGH,Copy !req
45. I OWE IT TO MYSELFCopy !req
46. TO GO OUT THERE
AND GIVE IT 100% ONE TIME.Copy !req
47. NO EXCUSES.
I GOT THE FAMILY OF MY DREAMS.Copy !req
48. I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT
IN FRONT OF ME,Copy !req
49. AND YOU KNOW WHAT,
UNFORTUNATELY,Copy !req
50. THEY'VE SEEN ME LOSE
FOUR TIMES IN A ROW.Copy !req
51. FOUR TIMES IN A ROW!Copy !req
52. MY FAMILY'S
BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH.Copy !req
53. IT'S TIME TO STEP UP
AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.Copy !req
54. THEY AIN'T DISAPPOINTED
IN ME.Copy !req
55. FANS MIGHT'VE
GIVEN UP ON ME,Copy !req
56. BUT THAT'S 'CAUSE
THEY DON'T KNOW ME.Copy !req
57. YOU DON'T WALK
IN MY SHOES, MAN,Copy !req
58. YOU DON'T KNOW
THE OTHER SIDE OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
59. I WAS FIGHTING
TO CHANGE THE NAME.Copy !req
60. THE NAME JENS PULVER
WAS AN ALCOHOLIC,Copy !req
61. JUNK WIFE-BEATING,
CHILD-ABUSING P.O.S.Copy !req
62. WHO THREW AWAY EVERYTHING.Copy !req
63. THAT WAS JENS PULVER.
THAT'S MY DAD'S NAME.Copy !req
64. HE'S NAMED JENS PULVER.Copy !req
65. TIME!
TIME!Copy !req
66. I WAS THE REASONCopy !req
67. TO PUT EXCITEMENT
IN MY BROTHER'S FACE,Copy !req
68. TO PUT A SMILE
IN MY MOTHER'S EYES.Copy !req
69. THAT'S WHY I FOUGHT.Copy !req
70. I NEVER FOUGHT FOR FAME.Copy !req
71. I NEVER FOUGHT FOR MONEY.Copy !req
72. I FOUGHT BECAUSE
I WAS THE REASONCopy !req
73. THAT OUR FAMILY COULD HOLD
THEMSELVES UP HIGH,Copy !req
74. AND I WAS THE REASON
THAT WE COULD ALL CHEERCopy !req
75. FOR BEING A PULVER,Copy !req
76. BECAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE
TOO MANY REASONS.Copy !req
77. THIS IS THE SECOND HALF,Copy !req
78. THIS IS
THE BIGGEST BATTLE TO ME,Copy !req
79. AND THIS FIRST FIGHT
IS THAT ROAD BACK.Copy !req
80. IT'S TO TELL MYSELF,
"NO, I'M NOT DONE.Copy !req
81. NOT EVEN CLOSE."Copy !req
82. I'M NOT FIGHTING
FOR ANY OTHER REASON RIGHT NOWCopy !req
83. BUT FOR MYSELF.Copy !req
84. THIS FIGHT'S FOR ME.Copy !req
85. I MEAN, WHEN WE WERE KIDS...Copy !req
86. ME AND ABEL
STILL LAUGH ABOUT ME.Copy !req
87. I LOVE THAT LITTLE
SON OF A BITCH.Copy !req
88. MY BROTHER, ABEL.Copy !req
89. I LOVE DUSTIN,
BUT LIKE I SAID,Copy !req
90. BASICALLY HE'S BEEN OFF
IN A FAR-OFF LANDCopy !req
91. SINCE HE WAS ABOUT 16,Copy !req
92. SO HE WAS A PHONE CALL
AND A LETTER.Copy !req
93. UM...Copy !req
94. I REMEMBER THIS, MAN.Copy !req
95. FUCKING... SUBURBAN,Copy !req
96. AND THE BLUE TRUCK.Copy !req
97. RED SUBURBAN
AND A BLUE TRUCK.Copy !req
98. BIG OLD RED SUBURBAN.Copy !req
99. GODDAMN BLUE CHEVY.Copy !req
100. AND AS THE BUS—Copy !req
101. IT WOULD DRIVE
BY OUR DRIVEWAYCopy !req
102. AND IT WOULD STOP
AT THE BUS STOP.Copy !req
103. THE THREE—
ALL THREE OF US—Copy !req
104. AS HE WAS DRIVING
BY OUR DRIVEWAY.Copy !req
105. "FUCK! IT'S THE BLUE TRUCK.Copy !req
106. WE AIN'T GOING HOME."Copy !req
107. SEE, THAT'S MY DAD. NOPE!Copy !req
108. SO WE'D JUST TAKE OFF, PFFT,
OUT IN THE WOODS FOR HOURS.Copy !req
109. WE AIN'T GOING HOME.Copy !req
110. EVERY DAY,
EVERY FUCKING DAY, MAN...Copy !req
111. GOT BEAT UP FOR SOMETHING.Copy !req
112. I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS TRYING
TO LEARN HOW TO RIDE THE BIKE,Copy !req
113. AND I HAD
THE TRAINING WHEELS ON.Copy !req
114. AND THE FIRST TIME,
I JUST COULDN'T PEDAL IT.Copy !req
115. I REMEMBER PICKING MYSELF UP
OFF THE FUCKING ROAD DIZZY.Copy !req
116. I DIDN'T KNOW UP, DOWN.
I DIDN'T KNOW IN BETWEEN.Copy !req
117. HE GOT FRUSTRATED
AND JUST BLASTED ME.Copy !req
118. IT'S TERRIBLE.
THAT WAS MY LIFE, MAN.Copy !req
119. THIS GUY WOULD JUST
COME IN, AND...Copy !req
120. FUCK, YOU CAN'T
EVEN EAT DINNER.Copy !req
121. CAN'T EVEN WATCH
A TV SHOW,Copy !req
122. 'CAUSE HE'S HAVING
A BAD DAY.Copy !req
123. I THINK THAT'S WHY MY MOM,
NO MATTER WHAT, MAN,Copy !req
124. EVEN IF SHE WAS
MISSING A LEG,Copy !req
125. SHE'D CAUTERIZE THAT SHITCopy !req
126. AND MAKE SURE WE GOT
TO OUR WRESTLING TOURNAMENT.Copy !req
127. THAT WAS OUR ONLY OUT, MAN.Copy !req
128. THAT WAS OUR ONLY FUCKING OUT,Copy !req
129. GOING TO THE WRESTLING
TOURNAMENT AND COMPETING.Copy !req
130. WHEN HE'S PAWING,
THEN HOOK HIS HAND OUT.Copy !req
131. YEAH.Copy !req
132. HOOK HIS HAND OUT
OR CLAMP OVER IT.Copy !req
133. TRY AND TIME...
WITH THE SAME HAND.Copy !req
134. SO, YOU NEED TO JAB,Copy !req
135. AND I NEED YOU
TO MOVE YOUR FEET.Copy !req
136. YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING?Copy !req
137. USE YOUR JAB.Copy !req
138. USE YOUR FEINTS.
USE YOUR FEINTS.Copy !req
139. YOU ONLY USE, LIKE,
A COUPLE FEINTSCopy !req
140. TWICE
IN THE WHOLE ROUND.Copy !req
141. STARTING
TO BLOW UP.Copy !req
142. I'M CROWDING OUT,
KEEPING IT TILL THE END.Copy !req
143. I'M THINKING.Copy !req
144. I WANT YOU TO BREAK
HIS FEET DOWN WITH—
BOP BOP BOP BOP.Copy !req
145. BLOCK THROUGH
THAT LOWER LEG.Copy !req
146. WHEN HE'S
TRYING TO BOX.
OKAY.Copy !req
147. LET'S GO.
LET'S GO.Copy !req
148. NICE! NICE!Copy !req
149. SOMEBODY
CAN WIN THAT ONE.Copy !req
150. OH, THERE IT IS.Copy !req
151. THANK YOU!Copy !req
152. THANK YOU, THANK YOU!Copy !req
153. THERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON.Copy !req
154. GET IT,
GET IT, GET IT.Copy !req
155. HERE WE GO.
GIVE ME THE GOODS.Copy !req
156. GIVE ME THE GOODS!Copy !req
157. JENS, PUMP AND GO
DOWN AND TO THE RIGHT.Copy !req
158. NO DESPERATION SHOTS.Copy !req
159. WE'RE AT 30 SECONDS!
COME ON.Copy !req
160. THIRTY SECONDS!
GO TIME.
LET'S GO.Copy !req
161. LET'S GO!
LET'S GO!Copy !req
162. I NEED YOU
MOVING THOSE FEET!Copy !req
163. TAKE IT.
USE IT, USE IT, USE IT.Copy !req
164. LISTEN FOR THE BELL.
LISTEN FOR THE BELL.Copy !req
165. GO, GO, GO, GO!Copy !req
166. GO, GO, GO!Copy !req
167. TIME!
NICE.Copy !req
168. IT'S US AGAINST
THE REST OF THE WORLD.Copy !req
169. UNDERSTAND THAT YOU GUYS
WILL MAKE EACH OTHER BETTER.Copy !req
170. YOU GUYS ARE MAKING
EACH OTHER BETTER.Copy !req
171. BEING FROM DIFFERENT TEAMS,
YOU GUYS, LET'S GO.Copy !req
172. "TEAM" ON THREE.
"TEAM" ON THREE.Copy !req
173. OKAY? READY? NICE AND LOUD.
ONE, TWO, THREE! TEAM!Copy !req
174. HOW YOU DOING, GOOD?Copy !req
175. WHAT'S UP, JENS?Copy !req
176. DON'T LET
THE BEARD FOOL YOU.Copy !req
177. I ACTUALLY
GOT CLEANED UP NICE...Copy !req
178. HOW YOU DOING?
YOU ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
179. WHAT'S UP, RYAN?Copy !req
180. HOW YOU DOING, MAN?Copy !req
181. THERE'S ME, AND THERE'S
MY BROTHER DUSTIN.Copy !req
182. I WAS IN THE SIXTH GRADE,
HE WAS IN THE FIFTH GRADE,Copy !req
183. AND WE STARTED WRESTLING
AND DOING ATHLETICS.Copy !req
184. AND, I WOULD SAY,
BY THE EIGHTH GRADE,Copy !req
185. DUSTIN, EH.
HE WAS DONE WITH IT.Copy !req
186. PRETTY SOON WE DIDN'T SEE—
WE DIDN'T HANG OUT ANYMORE.Copy !req
187. AND BY 17, HE WENT—
HE WENT TO PRISON,Copy !req
188. AND NOW HE'S GONNA SPEND
THE REST OF HIS LIFECopy !req
189. IN PRISON, 55 YEARS.Copy !req
190. BUT THERE'S ME
AND MY LITTLE BROTHER.Copy !req
191. WE WRESTLED, AND MORE THAN THAT
WE JUST KEPT THE ATHLETICS.Copy !req
192. WHEN I TELL PEOPLE
WRESTLING SAVED MY LIFE,Copy !req
193. I'M SERIOUS.Copy !req
194. THE REASON IT DID IS 'CAUSE
IT WAS THAT COUNTERBALANCE.Copy !req
195. I HAD ONE GUY
TELLING ME I WAS GARBAGE.Copy !req
196. I HAD ONE GUY TELLING ME
THAT I'M NO GOOD,Copy !req
197. I'M WORTHLESS,
I'M MEANINGLESS, AND I SUCK.Copy !req
198. THEN I HAD THESE COACHES
AND THESE PARENTSCopy !req
199. AND MENTORS, AND THEY'RE
CHEERING YOU ON,Copy !req
200. GOING, "THAT'S INCREDIBLE,
THE HARD WORK."Copy !req
201. ATHLETICS ALWAYS
GAVE US THAT ESCAPE.Copy !req
202. OKAY, WE'RE GETTING BEAT ON
LIKE CRAZY AT HOME.Copy !req
203. IT'S A NIGHTMARE,
IT'S COLD, IT SUCKS.Copy !req
204. BUT ON SATURDAYS, WE'RE
AT A WRESTLING TOURNAMENT.Copy !req
205. ABEL'S WRESTLING HARD,
JENS IS WRESTLING HARD,Copy !req
206. AND FOR THE TIME—
FOR THE BEGINNING,Copy !req
207. DUSTIN'S WRESTLING HARD,
MY BROTHER.Copy !req
208. MY MOTHER'S CHEERING.
CROWDS ARE LOVING IT.Copy !req
209. COACHES ARE
PUMPING US UP.Copy !req
210. WE'RE LOVING LIFE.
WE'RE DOING SOMETHING POSITIVE.Copy !req
211. THEN WE GOTTA DRIVE HOME
AND START OFF SUNDAYCopy !req
212. EXACTLY THE SAME WAY
WE LEFT ON FRIDAY.Copy !req
213. YOU'RE HALFWAY RIGHT NOW.
YOU'RE HALFWAY RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
214. LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
ONE-TWO, ONE-TWO, LET'S GO!Copy !req
215. ONE-TWO, ONE-TWO, LET'S GO!Copy !req
216. ONE-TWO, ONE-TWO, LET'S GO!Copy !req
217. ONE-TWO, ONE-TWO, SPRAWL!Copy !req
218. ONE-TWO, ONE-TWO!Copy !req
219. ONE-TWO, ONE-TWO, SPRAWL!Copy !req
220. I THINK ONCE IN MY LIFE
I HAD A BROKEN HEART, ONCE,Copy !req
221. AND IT MADE ME HATE
IT EVEN MORE.Copy !req
222. WHEN I WON
THE WORLD TITLE,Copy !req
223. IT BROKE MY HEART.Copy !req
224. I'M LIKE, "THIS IS SOMETHINGCopy !req
225. THAT MY DAD SHOULD'VE
BEEN THERE."Copy !req
226. "THIS IS SOMETHING
YOU SHARE WITH YOUR FATHER."Copy !req
227. THAT'S WHY I HATE HIM.Copy !req
228. I DON'T HATE HIM
FOR THE PUNCHES.Copy !req
229. SHIT, MAN, MY ASS HEALED.Copy !req
230. MY LEGS HEALED.
MY FACE HEALED.Copy !req
231. MY RIBS HEALED.
MY HANDS HEALED.Copy !req
232. I HATE HIM BECAUSE HE COULDN'T
STAY SOBER LONG ENOUGH...Copy !req
233. TO LOVE HIS OWN KIDS.Copy !req
234. I HATE HIM THAT...Copy !req
235. ALCOHOL AND COCAINE
AND HEROIN AND MARIJUANACopy !req
236. WAS ALL MORE IMPORTANT...Copy !req
237. THAN YOUR SON...Copy !req
238. WHO CARRIES YOUR NAME...Copy !req
239. AND WHO IS COMPLETELY
EMBARRASED BY YOU.Copy !req
240. I HATE HIM FOR...Copy !req
241. THAT'S ONE THING
I'LL NEVER...Copy !req
242. I'LL NEVER KNOW...Copy !req
243. WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE
A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR FATHER.Copy !req
244. AND HE STOLE
THAT FROM ME.Copy !req
245. AND NO WORLD TITLE...Copy !req
246. NO AMOUNT OF WINS,
NO STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS...Copy !req
247. NO NOTHIN'...Copy !req
248. WOULD EVER BRING THAT BACK.Copy !req
249. PEOPLE, MAN.Copy !req
250. "DID YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND
ABOUT GETTING TOGETHER?"Copy !req
251. IT'S LIKE, I DON'T EVEN KNOWCopy !req
252. WHAT THE HELL
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
253. TRYING TO OPEN UP A GYM
AND FIGHT OF MY LIFE...Copy !req
254. MY WIFE'S BEEN OUT OF TOWN
WITH MY SON.Copy !req
255. MY DAUGHTER'S...Copy !req
256. IN ARIZONA.Copy !req
257. "DO YOU REMEMBER?"
YEAH, SURE!Copy !req
258. TAKE IT PERSONALLY,
I GUESS.Copy !req
259. NO, THAT'S MY EXAGGERATION.Copy !req
260. SHE'S BEEN GONE...
20-SOME DAYS.Copy !req
261. I'VE BEEN CRYING
LIKE A LITTLE PUNK.Copy !req
262. I'M GONNA CRY AGAIN.
THAT'S GONNA PISS HER OFF.Copy !req
263. SHE AIN'T DOWN
WITH THAT PDA BUSINESS.Copy !req
264. WE FIGURED IT OUT.
MY MOM TOLD ME.Copy !req
265. I'M EMOTION,
SHE'S PRACTICAL.Copy !req
266. THAT'S WHY WE GET ALONG.Copy !req
267. TWO OF ME? OH! TERRIBLE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
268. AND THEN I GOT THIS.Copy !req
269. DAY IN, DAY OUT.Copy !req
270. EVERYBODY WANTS TO KNOW
WHAT IT'S LIKECopy !req
271. TO BE A LOCKER ROOM
BEFORE A FIGHT.Copy !req
272. RIGHT?Copy !req
273. UH, TRY TO RELAX.Copy !req
274. IT'S LIKE THEY KNOW.
IT'S LIKE THEY ALL KNOW.Copy !req
275. KARSON MUST'VE DONE
SOMETHING ON THIS PLANE.Copy !req
276. IF THIS IS THEIR PLANE...
ALL LOOKING.Copy !req
277. THEY'RE LIKE, "IT'S GOTTA BE
THE DAD RIGHT THERE."Copy !req
278. OH, SHIT!Copy !req
279. LOOK AT HER! P. BOB!Copy !req
280. HOW YOU DOING, HUH?Copy !req
281. IN A CRABBY MOOD
'CAUSE HE DIDN'T
WANT TO WAKE UP.Copy !req
282. ARE YOU CRABBY?
ARE YOU A PISSY-PANTS, HUH?Copy !req
283. LOOK AT HIM! LOOK, EH!Copy !req
284. HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
285. OH, BOY. GIVE ME
A HUG HERE. LATER.Copy !req
286. MM-HMM. OH!Copy !req
287. I MISSED YOU.Copy !req
288. YEAH.Copy !req
289. LOOK AT, NOW WE'RE
RIGHT BACK TO NORMAL.Copy !req
290. IN TEN MINUTES.Copy !req
291. I CARRY...Copy !req
292. AND I FOLLOW.Copy !req
293. THAT'S LIFE, MAN.
IT'S PERFECT.Copy !req
294. ASKED A LOT
OF THE BOY.Copy !req
295. WHAT? DO I NEED
TO COME GET YOU?Copy !req
296. YOU WANT ME
TO COME GET YOU?Copy !req
297. KARSON?Copy !req
298. GO GET MR. PENGUIN.Copy !req
299. HEY, KARSON.Copy !req
300. HERE.Copy !req
301. THAT'S HIM,
THAT'S ALL DAY,Copy !req
302. JUST SITTING
AT THAT GYM.Copy !req
303. WOW, YOU GOT IT DOWN!Copy !req
304. LOOK AT, THERE
GOES THE SPRAWL.Copy !req
305. YOU GOT HIM!Copy !req
306. YOU WANNA COME—Copy !req
307. GOOD, YOU
GOT HIM!Copy !req
308. GONNA GO PUT YOUR—Copy !req
309. YEAH, BOY.Copy !req
310. GET YOU UP.Copy !req
311. THERE.Copy !req
312. GOOD? ZIP?Copy !req
313. OH, COME HERE.Copy !req
314. OH!Copy !req
315. YOU GOOD?
NOW HOLD ON.Copy !req
316. WHERE'S YOUR HAT?Copy !req
317. OH! WE WANNA GO...Copy !req
318. SO STUPID.Copy !req
319. OH!Copy !req
320. I'M LAUGHING WITH YOU,
NOT AT YOU. YOU KNOW THAT.Copy !req
321. YEAH.Copy !req
322. GET THE MAIL?Copy !req
323. I AIN'T CHECKING
THAT MAIL.Copy !req
324. YOU KNOW.Copy !req
325. IT AIN'T HERE YET,
ANYWAY.Copy !req
326. THE MAIL?Copy !req
327. YEAH.Copy !req
328. ONE-TWO, ONE-TWO!Copy !req
329. ONE! ONE!Copy !req
330. ONE! ONE-ONE!Copy !req
331. ONE-ONE-TWO!Copy !req
332. ONE-ONE-TWO!Copy !req
333. ONE-ONE-TWO!Copy !req
334. BACK IN THE DAY, MAN,Copy !req
335. EVERYBODY ALWAYS
HAD THAT QUESTION—Copy !req
336. MUHAMMAD ALI
VERSUS THE WRESTLER.Copy !req
337. WHO WOULD WIN,
THIS GREAT WRESTLER?Copy !req
338. COULD MUHAMMAD ALI
BEAT JEFF BLATNICK?Copy !req
339. COULD JEFF BLATNICK
BEAT MUHAMMAD ALI?Copy !req
340. BUT HOW COULD YOU TELL?Copy !req
341. ONE'S GREAT ON THIS...Copy !req
342. ONE'S GREAT ON THIS.Copy !req
343. BRUCE LEE, WHO COULD
HE FUCK UP?Copy !req
344. HE'S A STRIKER.
HE'S GOT SOME GRAPPLING.Copy !req
345. YOU KNOW, ALL THESE
DIFFERENT COMBATIVE SPORTS.Copy !req
346. WELL, WHO'D BE THE BEST?
WELL, THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT.Copy !req
347. HOW COULD WE FIND OUT?Copy !req
348. FINALLY SOMEBODY STEPPED INCopy !req
349. AND SAID, "I TELL
YOU WHAT WE'LL DO.Copy !req
350. "BRING YOUR STUFF, MAN.
BRING YOUR SHIT.Copy !req
351. "IF YOU WANT IT
ON YOUR FEET,Copy !req
352. BETTER LEARN
HOW TO KEEP IT THERE."Copy !req
353. AND THAT'S MIXED MARTIAL ARTS,Copy !req
354. AND IT JUST STARTED
EVOLVING, MAN.Copy !req
355. YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER
WHEN GRACIECopy !req
356. HIT SEVEN
WITH THAT TRIANGLE CHOKE,Copy !req
357. AND NOBODY KNEW WHAT
IN GOD'S CREATION THAT WAS.Copy !req
358. WE WENT, "WHAT THE— HUH?"Copy !req
359. SO, NOW WE REALIZED,
"OH, SHIT, THERE'S MORE TO ITCopy !req
360. "THAN JUST HOLDING HIM DOWN
AND POUNDING HIM.Copy !req
361. "THERE'S ACTUALLY THINGS
THAT CAN SUBMIT YOU.Copy !req
362. THERE'S THINGS THAT GRAB
YOUR LIMBS AND BREAK 'EM."Copy !req
363. AND THAT WAS JIU-JITSU,
AND THAT'S WHEN THAT
STARTED TAKING OFF.Copy !req
364. NOW WRESTLERS
WHO LOVE THE GROUNDCopy !req
365. STARTED JUMPING
INTO JIU-JITSU.Copy !req
366. YOU KNOW, YOU GOT
MUAY THAI COME OUTCopy !req
367. WITH THE SHINS
AND THE KICKS,Copy !req
368. AND THEN IT JUST
STARTED EVOLVING.Copy !req
369. WHERE, IF YOU WANT TO BE THE GUY
LIKE ME, I WAS THE WRESTLER.Copy !req
370. THE WRESTLERS
WERE THE DICTATOR.Copy !req
371. IF I DIDN'T WANT
TO GET SUBMITTED,Copy !req
372. I WASN'T GONNA LET
YOU TAKE ME DOWN.Copy !req
373. SO, THAT WAS THE GAME
BACK THEN.Copy !req
374. THAT'S WHY I WAS
SO GOOD AT IT.Copy !req
375. I COULD DICTATE
WHERE THE PACE WENT,Copy !req
376. WHERE THE FIGHT WENT,
AND I HIT LIKE A TON OF BRICKSCopy !req
377. AND I JUST JACKED THEM.Copy !req
378. I KNEW I WAS BORN TO DO THIS
THE FIRST DAY I SEEN IT.Copy !req
379. WATCHED RANDY COUTURE,
AND I'M LIKE, "THIS IS IT.Copy !req
380. "THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT I NEED.Copy !req
381. "I GET TO BOX,
WHICH I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO,Copy !req
382. BUT IF I DON'T LIKE IT,
I'LL TAKE YOUR ASS DOWN."Copy !req
383. HOOKED. MADE FOR ME.
MADE FOR ME!Copy !req
384. GOT STARTED,Copy !req
385. PIONEERED IT, BUILT IT,Copy !req
386. CREATED THE LIGHTER DIVISIONS.Copy !req
387. I'M NOT LYING WHEN I TELL YOU
THIS SHIT WAS MADE FOR ME.Copy !req
388. I USED TO TELL PEOPLE
ALL THE TIME,Copy !req
389. "YOU KNOW, I LOVE WRESTLING,
BUT MAN! CERTAIN MATCHES,Copy !req
390. SHIT WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF I
COULD THROW A SHOT UP IN THERE."Copy !req
391. THANK GOD I WASN'T
THE ONLY ONE THINKING THAT,Copy !req
392. BECAUSE, DAMN,
THERE'S THE SPORT.Copy !req
393. RIGHT UP. DON'T LET
THE KNEES COME BACK IN.Copy !req
394. WE ON A SHORT TIME,
SHORT TIME.Copy !req
395. GOD. TSK.Copy !req
396. I'M ON A TICKING
TIME BOMB.Copy !req
397. THEY'RE GONNA
POKE YOU.Copy !req
398. I KNOW. MM-HMM.Copy !req
399. SHE MAKES
THIS PAPAYA SALAD.Copy !req
400. AND, LIKE,
SHE SHREDS IT.Copy !req
401. IT'S LIKE
THE GREEN PAPAYA.Copy !req
402. IT'S ALL IN,
LIKE, LITTLE STRIPS.Copy !req
403. AND SHE GETS THESE
LITTLE TOMATOES,Copy !req
404. FINDS THE HOTTEST—Copy !req
405. SEE, THE THING ABOUT
THAI CHILI PEPPERS IS...Copy !req
406. YOU NEVER KNOW.Copy !req
407. SOMETIMES IT'S—
THEY CAN BE HOTTER
AND YOU BE DAMNED.Copy !req
408. SOMETIMES IT—
IT JUST DEPENDS ON
THE BATCH, REALLY.Copy !req
409. THAT ONE BURNED.Copy !req
410. I MEAN,
AS I'M EATING IT,Copy !req
411. I GOT DRIPPING DOWN MY NOSE,
I GOT TEARS IN MY EYES.Copy !req
412. THE PROBLEM IS
WE EAT AT NIGHT.Copy !req
413. HOT FOOD, SPICY FOOD,
IS THE BEST WHAT?Copy !req
414. THERMOGENIC.Copy !req
415. IT'S LIKE A WALKING
COLON CLEANSE.Copy !req
416. BECAUSE IF YOU THINK
ABOUT IT...Copy !req
417. YOU EAT SOMETHING HOT,Copy !req
418. PRETTY MUCH FEEL IT
THE NEXT DAY,Copy !req
419. BUT THAT'S A GOOD THING.Copy !req
420. FOR A GUY WHO HAS 35 POUNDS
OF "WASTE" IN HIM,Copy !req
421. CLEANSING THAT IS HUGE.Copy !req
422. SO... ANYWAYS, YOU GET
ABOUT AN HOUR TIME LIMITCopy !req
423. BEFORE IT EXPLODES.Copy !req
424. ALL THIS STUCK HERE,
AND I FEEL IT.Copy !req
425. I MEAN, I FEEL IT.Copy !req
426. YOU HAVE NO IDEA,
SINCE I'VE MARRIED HER,Copy !req
427. SINCE I'VE BEEN
WITH HER, I WAKE UP...Copy !req
428. YOU KNOW, GRAB MY WATER
AND MY COFFEECopy !req
429. AND, PWW, I'M OFF
TO THE... TO THE GYM.Copy !req
430. I MAKE IT
ABOUT 30 MINUTES, PWW.Copy !req
431. BACK HOME, 'CAUSE I
DON'T DO PUBLIC TOILETS.Copy !req
432. SO I GOTTA GO
ALL THE WAY BACK HOME.Copy !req
433. THAT'S MY PAPAYA STORY.Copy !req
434. THAT'S WHY WE'RE SITTING
HERE LAUGHING,Copy !req
435. BACK AND FORTH,
'CAUSE...Copy !req
436. WE KNOW I'M ON
A TICKING TIME BOMB.Copy !req
437. OH, THOSE
ARE CUTE SHOES.Copy !req
438. IT'S THE MAKEOVER.Copy !req
439. OKAY, SO WE GO
LIKE THIS...Copy !req
440. AND THEN YOU JUST
EAT WITH YOUR HANDS.Copy !req
441. SO, TEARING
A PIECE OF THIS...Copy !req
442. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
443. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
444. NORMALLY,
I SHRED IT.Copy !req
445. LIFE IS ABOUT
TO CHANGE.Copy !req
446. AND IT'S REALLY HOT?Copy !req
447. YEAH, LIFE IS
ABOUT TO CHANGE.Copy !req
448. DON'T TAKE
THAT BIG OF A BITE.Copy !req
449. OH, LORD.Copy !req
450. AH.Copy !req
451. BUT YOU
KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
452. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
453. THE DAMNDEST THING
IS IT TASTES GOOD.Copy !req
454. THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
CAN YOU WAVE HI?Copy !req
455. YOU SAY HEY, SAY HI
TO THE CAMERA?Copy !req
456. HUH?Copy !req
457. KARSON.Copy !req
458. HIS EYEBALLS!Copy !req
459. PULL HIS HAT DOWN
A LITTLE BIT.Copy !req
460. OKAY.Copy !req
461. WAIT, WAIT.
KARSON, READY?Copy !req
462. HE'S TIRED.Copy !req
463. KARSON!Copy !req
464. HI!Copy !req
465. OOH-WEE, HE'S
GOT THAT MEAN LOOK.Copy !req
466. OH, MY GOD. THAT'S AWESOME.
THAT'S AWESOME.Copy !req
467. I'M NOT GONNA
EMBARRASS HER, BUT...Copy !req
468. "DEAR MR. PULVER,Copy !req
469. "THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME
COME TO YOUR GYM.Copy !req
470. "I WOULD LIKE
TO DO WORKOUTS THERE.Copy !req
471. "MY DAD TOLD ME
YOU ARE LITTLE EVIL,Copy !req
472. "BUT I THOUGHT
YOU WERE NICE.Copy !req
473. COULD YOU PLEASE
SIGN MY GLOVES?"Copy !req
474. OH, THAT'S AWESOME.Copy !req
475. YEAH, THAT'S COOL.Copy !req
476. SEE, IT'S THINGS
LIKE THAT, MAN.Copy !req
477. AW, THAT'S COOL.Copy !req
478. AND GET ME TO CRY
BASICALLY.Copy !req
479. COME HERE, LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
480. THIS IS BADASS.Copy !req
481. THIS IS FROM, UH, SKINNER'S
LITTLE DAUGHTER.Copy !req
482. LOOK AT, IT'S ALL COLORFUL
AND STUFF.Copy !req
483. AW.
ISN'T THAT COOL?Copy !req
484. DA-DA!Copy !req
485. YOUR DADDY!Copy !req
486. YOU LIKE THAT?Copy !req
487. MM-HMM.Copy !req
488. DA-DA.Copy !req
489. S-I-E-R-R-A?
DA-DA!Copy !req
490. ISN'T THAT COOL?Copy !req
491. YEAH. AW. CUTE.Copy !req
492. YEAH, THAT MAKES IT WORTH
TO IT, TOO, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
493. THAT'S A DAY.
THAT'S A GOOD—
THAT'S A GOOD DAY.Copy !req
494. TONY, YOU ON
YOUR LAST ONE?Copy !req
495. READY? GO.Copy !req
496. THROW IT HARD AS YOU CAN
WITH STRAIGHT ARMS.Copy !req
497. THAT'S IT, STRAIGHT ARMS.Copy !req
498. STRAIGHT ARMS.
GET UNDER IT.Copy !req
499. THAT'S BETTER.Copy !req
500. SO, CONTROL YOUR THROW,
THAT'S IT.Copy !req
501. DON'T LET IT HIT
YOU IN THE FACE.Copy !req
502. SO, CONTROL YOUR THROW,Copy !req
503. SO YOU CAN GET RIGHT UNDER IT
WITH POSTED ARMS.Copy !req
504. THAT'S PERFECT!
THAT'S THE ONE.
DUPLICATE THAT.Copy !req
505. COME ON, TEN SECONDS.
THIS IS THE LAST SET.Copy !req
506. DON'T STOP. LET'S GET
A FULL RANGE OF MOTION.Copy !req
507. BOOM, CLEAR THOSE THUMBS.
CLEAR THOSE THUMBS.Copy !req
508. RIP IT UP.
COME ON. COME ON.Copy !req
509. AND REST. GOOD JOB.Copy !req
510. QUICK HAND SWITCH.
QUICK HAND REPLACEMENT.Copy !req
511. QUICK HAND REPLACEMENT.Copy !req
512. QUICK HAND REPLACEMENT.
NONSTOP.Copy !req
513. STAY UP ON THAT PLANE
THE WHOLE TIME.Copy !req
514. WE NEED YOU
UP ON THAT PLANE.Copy !req
515. GOOD. STAY UP
ON THAT PLANE THE WHOLE TIME.Copy !req
516. EVERY TIME, STAY
CLOSE TO THE BAR.Copy !req
517. THROW A COMBO NOW.
THROW A COMBO.
THROW A COMBO.Copy !req
518. YEAH, YOU KNOW,
PEOPLE TALK ABOUT...Copy !req
519. THE LOSSES...Copy !req
520. "WHAT HAVE THEY
DONE TO YA?"Copy !req
521. THE LOSSES
HAVEN'T HURT ME,Copy !req
522. BUT THEY HELP PUT ME
INTO THAT FUNKCopy !req
523. BECAUSE WHAT IT DID
WAS MADE ME...Copy !req
524. THAT'S HOW MUCH MONEY
I MISSED.Copy !req
525. I DON'T WANT TO BE RICH,
BLING-BLING,Copy !req
526. AND ALL THAT JACK,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
527. I WANNA KNOW THAT MY SON
CAN GO TO COLLEGE.Copy !req
528. I WANT MY WIFE
TO BE TAKEN CARE OF,Copy !req
529. THAT WE CAN TAKE CARE
OF HER FAMILY, MY FAMILY.Copy !req
530. REST UP. YOU GOT TEN SECONDS.
A COUPLE MORE COMBOS,Copy !req
531. THEN FOUR MORE HOPS.
FOUR MORE HOPS.Copy !req
532. GOOD, FOUR HOPS.Copy !req
533. REST. GOOD JOB.
GOOD JOB. GOOD JOB.Copy !req
534. STRESSED, MAN.Copy !req
535. I'M EFFING STRESSED.Copy !req
536. I'D LOVE TO BE ABLE
TO FOCUS ON FIGHTING ONE TIME,Copy !req
537. BUT I GOTTA MAKE SURE
I GOT NEXT MONTH'S BILLS PAID.Copy !req
538. EVERYBODY'S ALWAYS,
"HEY, YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA
FOCUS ON FIGHTING."Copy !req
539. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT, I DO.Copy !req
540. I ALSO GOTTA MAKE SURE
MY WIFE AND KIDS HAVE FOOD,Copy !req
541. YOU KNOW.Copy !req
542. DO IT BETTER THAN I DID.Copy !req
543. IT'S WEIRD. I'M...Copy !req
544. THE BUSINESS SIDE OF ME...Copy !req
545. HAS COME OUT.Copy !req
546. THE FIGHTER'S
KINDA DYING.Copy !req
547. I THINK IT'S
ALL ABOUT THE FACT THAT...Copy !req
548. I BARELY LIVE
MONTH TO MONTH, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
549. BARELY... AND ALL I WANT
TO DO IS OPEN UPCopy !req
550. A PLACE LIKE THIS
AND LET IT BE FUNDEDCopy !req
551. SO THAT ALL I GOTTA DO IS...Copy !req
552. TAKE CARE OF PEOPLE, YOU KNOW,
AND LOOK OUT FOR THE KIDS.Copy !req
553. AW, MAN, LIFE
IS SO SHORT.Copy !req
554. YOU DIE— YOU COULD DIE
AT ANY MINUTE.Copy !req
555. AND... TO BE REMEMBERED
IS ONE THING.Copy !req
556. TO BE REMEMBERED
AND APPRECIATED,Copy !req
557. THAT'S MARTIN LUTHER KING,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
558. THAT'S— THOSE ARE MOTIVATORS.
THOSE ARE MENTORS.Copy !req
559. THOSE ARE...Copy !req
560. TO BE A PROTECTOR.Copy !req
561. AND THAT'S WHAT
MARTIN LUTHER KING WAS TO ME.Copy !req
562. HE WAS A MENTOR,
HE WAS A MOTIVATOR,Copy !req
563. BUT ABOVE THAT,
HE WAS A PROTECTOR.Copy !req
564. HE PROTECTED EVERYBODY.Copy !req
565. HE PROTECTED HIS RACE,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
566. I DON'T— I DON'T
HAVE A RACE,Copy !req
567. I HAVE A POVERTY LEVEL.Copy !req
568. I HAVE SICK, WEAK,
HANDICAPPED, STRUGGLING,Copy !req
569. AND I HAVE THOSE
THAT WANT TO TAKE OVERCopy !req
570. AND RUIN THIS EARTH,
CRUSH IT, PIMP US OUT,Copy !req
571. GIVE US
OUR SUPER STIMULUS PACKAGECopy !req
572. SO OUR KIDS
ARE GONNA GET PUNISHED BY IT.Copy !req
573. YOU KNOW.Copy !req
574. WHAT DO YOU DO?Copy !req
575. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT FIGHT.Copy !req
576. THIS IS A MUST-WIN
KIND OF FIGHT.Copy !req
577. I'M STILL GONNA WALK IN HERE
WITH A TORN-UP KNEE,Copy !req
578. 'CAUSE I DON'T CARE.
YOU KNOW WHY?Copy !req
579. I GOT A MUST-GET-SOME-MONEY.Copy !req
580. I GOT A MUST-BILL TO PAY, SO...Copy !req
581. IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
582. WHAT DID I SAY BEFORE?
BITCHIN' LIFE, SON.Copy !req
583. I MADE A DEAL
WITH THE LORD.Copy !req
584. YOU GIVE ME
MY BEST FRIEND...Copy !req
585. TELL ME THAT
I CAN ROLL WITH EVERY DAY,Copy !req
586. LIVE WITH AND LOVE,
AND THAT'LL BE IT.Copy !req
587. SO, WE'LL SEE.Copy !req
588. JENS PULVER GREW UP
IN AN ENVIRONMENTCopy !req
589. THAT FEW COULD IMAGINE
OR EVEN COMPREHEND.Copy !req
590. AT A YOUNG AGE,
HE WAS FORCED TO ENDURECopy !req
591. CHALLENGES AND EXPERIENCESCopy !req
592. THAT WOULD CRIPPLE
MOST SPIRITS,Copy !req
593. YET EVEN THROUGH INTOLERABLE
VERBAL AND PHYSICAL ABUSE,Copy !req
594. JENS HAD THE INCOMPARABLE LOVE
OF HIS MOTHERCopy !req
595. AND A STEADFASTNESS
ABOUT HIMCopy !req
596. THAT WOULD CARRY HIMCopy !req
597. THROUGH LIFE'S
GREATEST OBSTACLES.Copy !req
598. THERE IS NOTHING PRETEND
ABOUT JENS PULVER.Copy !req
599. HE IS UNVARNISHED, AUTHENTIC,Copy !req
600. INDIVIDUALISTIC,
RAW, INSPIRING.Copy !req
601. HE'S A MAVERICK.Copy !req
602. EMOTIONAL,
NONCONFORMING, UNPREDICTABLE.Copy !req
603. AT TIMES,
A WALKING CONTRADICTION,Copy !req
604. AND YET, ABOVE ALL,
HE IS REAL.Copy !req
605. GENTLEMEN, PLEASE GIVE
A WARM WELCOMECopy !req
606. TO OUR GUEST TODAY.Copy !req
607. THE UFC LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION,Copy !req
608. THE GODFATHER
OF A 155-POUND VISION,Copy !req
609. THREE-TIME MIXED MARTIAL ARTS
WORLD CHAMPION JENS PULVER.Copy !req
610. I REALLY APPRECIATE THE...Copy !req
611. LETTING ME COME HERE
AND SIT DOWNCopy !req
612. AND CHAT WITH YOU,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
613. JENS, LET'S
GET GOING.Copy !req
614. YEAH, FOR SURE.Copy !req
615. YOU'RE HERE TODAY
TO EXPLAIN TO US SOMECopy !req
616. OF WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN
THROUGH IN YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
617. START OFF BY LETTING US
KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKECopy !req
618. GROWING UP
IN A HOUSE WITH
ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS.Copy !req
619. WELL, YOU KNOW,
ALL RIGHT, HERE'S ONE THINGCopy !req
620. I'M GONNA SAY
BEFORE I GET STARTED.Copy !req
621. NO LAUGHIN'. UH, I HAVE
A HARD TIME TALKINGCopy !req
622. ABOUT MY BROTHERS
AND MY MOM.Copy !req
623. I TEND TO CRY, BUT...Copy !req
624. YOU KNOW, I DON'T FEEL
ANY WEAKER FOR DOING ITCopy !req
625. IN FRONT OF YOU GUYS,
'CAUSE THERE'S JUSTCopy !req
626. CERTAIN THINGS THAT ARE DEAR
TO ME THAT I LOVECopy !req
627. MORE THAN ANYTHING
ON THE PLANET,Copy !req
628. SO JUST BEAR WITH ME
IF THAT HAPPENS.Copy !req
629. UM... I MEAN,
WHEN I WAS FIVE,Copy !req
630. THEY TELLED US...Copy !req
631. MY MOM TOLD A STORY.Copy !req
632. I WAS LINED UP
WITH THE REST OF MY BROTHERSCopy !req
633. IN FRONT OF THE FIREPLACE.Copy !req
634. THE ONLY THING I REMEMBER
IS THE GUNMETAL,Copy !req
635. AND I HAD THE SHOTGUN
IN MY MOUTH, AND, UH...Copy !req
636. HE WAS— HE WAS
PRETTY MESSED UP.Copy !req
637. AND HE WAS 23.Copy !req
638. HE HAD ME
WHEN HE WAS 18,Copy !req
639. SO HE WAS
PRETTY MESSED UP.Copy !req
640. THIS IS YOUR FATHER?Copy !req
641. THIS IS MY DAD. AND HE
HAD THE SHOTGUN IN MY MOUTH,Copy !req
642. AND HE TOLD MY MOM,
"YOU CHOOSE.Copy !req
643. CHOOSE WHICH ONE OF THESE KIDS
I'M GONNA KILL."Copy !req
644. AND, UH, I REMEMBER
I WAS SO SCARED,Copy !req
645. I PEED THE FLOOR.Copy !req
646. AND THEN THE CYCLE
JUST KEPT CONTINUING.Copy !req
647. WE WENT THROUGH LIFE,
AND I DIDN'T—Copy !req
648. I NEVER STAYED THE NIGHT
AT ANYBODY'S HOUSE,Copy !req
649. I NEVER DID ANYTHING
LIKE THATCopy !req
650. BECAUSE I KNEW
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, MAN,Copy !req
651. MY MOM WAS GONNA SCREAM,Copy !req
652. I KNEW SHE WAS GONNA
SCREAM MY NAME,Copy !req
653. SO FROM FIVE YEARS OLD ON,
I NEVER LEFT HER SIDE.Copy !req
654. TOOK BEATINGS WITH HER,
YOU KNOW, DAY IN AND DAY OUT.Copy !req
655. SO, I THINK I WAS 15,Copy !req
656. AND WE WERE COMING BACK
FROM GILLETTE, WYOMING,Copy !req
657. THE BIG WRESTLING
TOURNAMENT THERE.Copy !req
658. WE GET HOME, AND MY DAD
SNAGGED THE VANCopy !req
659. AND LEFT US
WITH THE CAR—Copy !req
660. WITH THE TRUCK!Copy !req
661. GOT, YOU KNOW,
WE GOT THREE KIDS—Copy !req
662. FOUR, ACTUALLY, MY SISTER—
AND MY MOM,Copy !req
663. AND WE'RE SITTING DOWN
AT THE RACETRACKCopy !req
664. IN THE TRUCK, LIKE,
"HE'S GONNA TAKE THAT VAN."Copy !req
665. IT'S GOT EVERYTHING
WE OWN IN IT,Copy !req
666. AND HE'S GONNA
TAKE THAT VAN,Copy !req
667. AND GOD KNOWS WHERE
HE'S GONNA GO, YOU KNOW?
YEAH.Copy !req
668. AND SO WE COME HOME
AND HE PULLS UP.Copy !req
669. HE WENT DRINKING
IS WHAT HE DID,Copy !req
670. SO HE GOT ENOUGH COURAGE,
HE GOT ENOUGH ANGER IN HIM,Copy !req
671. AND HE COMES HOME,
AND, UH...Copy !req
672. HE ACTED LIKE HE WAS GONNA—
MY MOM'S LIKE,Copy !req
673. "YOU AIN'T TAKIN'
THAT VAN."Copy !req
674. AND SO A FIGHT STARTED.Copy !req
675. SHE THREW ME THE KEYS.
I'VE GOT THIS—Copy !req
676. I HAVE THIS VAN
COMING AFTER ME.Copy !req
677. I'M LIKE, "OH!" YOU KNOW.Copy !req
678. AND, UH, AT THE TIME
I WRESTLED 135,Copy !req
679. ALL THE WAY THROUGH
HIGH SCHOOL.Copy !req
680. WON TWO STATE TITLES
AND A RUNNER-UP,Copy !req
681. AND, UH, I MEAN,
TRIED TO SHOOT IN ON HIM.Copy !req
682. I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE IT'S
JUST THE OLD-MAN STRENGTHCopy !req
683. OR SOMETHING, RIGHT?
BOOM BOOM!Copy !req
684. I STARTING TO—
PILE DRIVER.Copy !req
685. YEAH! I HAD IT. I'M STARTING
TO LOSE IT, I THINK.Copy !req
686. BUT— AND THEN THREW
THE KEYS BACK TO MY MOM.Copy !req
687. AND THEN SHE, UH,
I REMEMBER HE GRABBED HER ARMCopy !req
688. AND HAD HER BEHIND THE BACK,
SLAMMING HER KNEE INTO THE DOOR.Copy !req
689. AND IT TOOK
AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD KID, MAN...Copy !req
690. MY LITTLE BROTHER.Copy !req
691. HE WAS, UH... HE HAD
TO CALL THE COPS.Copy !req
692. IT'S TOUGH,
ISN'T IT?Copy !req
693. IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
694. SO IT TOOK, UH...Copy !req
695. AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD KID
TO BREAK THE CYCLE.Copy !req
696. YEAH.Copy !req
697. ALL THOSE BEATINGS...Copy !req
698. THE FUCKIN'...Copy !req
699. THE BRUISESCopy !req
700. ON MY ASS CHEEKS.Copy !req
701. THE BLACK EYES...Copy !req
702. ON MY MOM'S FACE.Copy !req
703. TO GET BARE-ASS WHIPPED
BY A FUCKING HORSEWHIPCopy !req
704. THAT JOCKEYS USECopy !req
705. TO DAMN NEAR TEAR
THE HIDE OFF A HORSE,Copy !req
706. WAS WHAT I USED
TO GET BEAT WITH...Copy !req
707. FOR RUNNING
THROUGH THE KITCHEN,Copy !req
708. TRIPPING THE PHONE CORD
OUT OF THE WALL.Copy !req
709. THE DAYS
IT WOULD TAKE...Copy !req
710. TO HEAL THAT.Copy !req
711. AND I SWORE...Copy !req
712. WHEN I WAS
LAYING THERE...Copy !req
713. THAT IF I EVER
HAD MY KIDS,Copy !req
714. I WOULD NEVER DO
THAT TO THEM.Copy !req
715. BUT TO SIT THERE
AND HEAR MY...Copy !req
716. MOM SCREAM MY NAMECopy !req
717. 'CAUSE MY DAD'S
CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF HER...Copy !req
718. AND... PUT...Copy !req
719. BEATING HER INTO A CORNER.Copy !req
720. PUNCHING ON HER.Copy !req
721. SO, NO.Copy !req
722. THE LOSSES
IN THE FUCKING CAGE,Copy !req
723. YEAH, THEY HURT,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
724. THEY'RE NOTHING,
AND I FUCKIN' AIN'T KIDDING YOUCopy !req
725. WHEN I SAY
THEY AIN'T NOTHINGCopy !req
726. LIKE THE WINS
THAT I'VE RECEIVED.Copy !req
727. NO FUCKIN' COMPARISON.Copy !req
728. HERE'S OUR GENIUS MIND AT WORK.Copy !req
729. OH!Copy !req
730. YOU AIN'T GONNA LIKE
THE TASTE OF IT.Copy !req
731. FRUSTRATION OF KNOWING,
YOU KNOW,Copy !req
732. YOU PASS UP
A LOT OF SHIT,Copy !req
733. LOSING THESE KEY FIGHTS.Copy !req
734. THEY SELL THEM NONSTOP.Copy !req
735. CAN'T CRY ABOUT IT, BUT...Copy !req
736. STILL.Copy !req
737. LOT MORE RIDING ON THIS
THAN I LIKE TO THINK.Copy !req
738. CAN I BE SMARTCopy !req
739. ONCE IN MY LIFE,Copy !req
740. THE WAY I'VE DONE
SO MANY TIMES,Copy !req
741. THE WAY I'VE DONE IT
IN THE GYM?Copy !req
742. JUST I'M ALWAYS EMPOWERING
THE OTHER GUY.Copy !req
743. I MAKE HIM MORE
THAN WHAT HE IS.Copy !req
744. HE'S JUST A MAN.Copy !req
745. HE'S JUST A HUMAN BEING, MAN.Copy !req
746. SO, LIKE TODAY,
I'M GONNA GO IN THERE AND—Copy !req
747. SLOW IT DOWN.Copy !req
748. I'M GONNA WORK
ON DISMANTLING.Copy !req
749. I'M TOO OLD
TO BE GOING OUT THERE...Copy !req
750. TRYING TO KNOCK
PEOPLE OUT IN THE FIRST...Copy !req
751. TWO MINUTES
OF A FIGHT WHILE THEY PRESS.Copy !req
752. TOO OLD FOR THAT.Copy !req
753. LIKE RANDY.Copy !req
754. HE DON'T— HE HANGS
AROUND FOR A PURPOSE.Copy !req
755. TO WEAR YOU OUT,
TO WEAR YOU OUT,Copy !req
756. TO WEAR YOU OUT...Copy !req
757. AND GOTCHA.Copy !req
758. HAVE TO GO BACK
TO LURING PEOPLE.Copy !req
759. I'M A LATE ROUND.Copy !req
760. I'M-A COME
FROM OFF THE THOROUGHBRED,Copy !req
761. AND NOT A FRONT RUN.Copy !req
762. IT'S JUST ABOUT GETTING
THAT BACK, MAN,Copy !req
763. THAT FRONT RUNNING.Copy !req
764. HOW, HOW?Copy !req
765. HOW?Copy !req
766. THAT'S ALL THERE IS, MAN.Copy !req
767. HOW, HOW, HOW
CAN YOU GET IT BACK,Copy !req
768. OR IS IT GONNA COME BACK?Copy !req
769. I MEAN, THIS— THIS?
I FEEL INCREDIBLE.Copy !req
770. I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M
SO FUCKING NERVOUS RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
771. I DON'T KNOW WHY.Copy !req
772. I WONDER IF I'D HAVE
THE NERVESCopy !req
773. IF I HAD TO WORRY
ABOUT BILLS AND—Copy !req
774. IF I DIDN'T HAVE
TO WORK ABOUT BILLS,Copy !req
775. IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
ALL THAT SHIT.Copy !req
776. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY
ABOUT EVERYTHING.Copy !req
777. I'LL PANIC ABOUT IT,
PANIC ABOUT IT, PANIC ABOUT IT.Copy !req
778. I'LL MAKE UP SHIT.Copy !req
779. I'LL TURN A LITTLE MOLEHILL
INTO A HUGE MOUNTAINCopy !req
780. UNTIL IT HITS ME
RIGHT IN THE FACE.Copy !req
781. THEN I TURN AROUND,
AND I MAY BE A PRO ABOUT IT.Copy !req
782. I GET IT DONE.
I DEAL WITH IT.Copy !req
783. AND I JUST WASTED
SIX FUCKING MONTHS
WORRYING ABOUT IT.Copy !req
784. SAME THING WITH THIS.Copy !req
785. "I'M GONNA PANIC ABOUT IT,
PANIC ABOUT IT."Copy !req
786. FUCKIN' RUIN EVERY DAY.Copy !req
787. TODAY GETS YA, 'CAUSE I'M—Copy !req
788. JUST I'M—
I'M AN IDIOT!Copy !req
789. I'M PUTTING MYSELF
INTO A GRAVE EVERY DAY,Copy !req
790. FUCKING FOOT AFTER—
ONE FOOT AFTER THE OTHER.Copy !req
791. I MEAN, I'M WALKING
TOWARDS SOMETHING.Copy !req
792. I'M NOT WALKING AWAY
FROM IT,Copy !req
793. YOU KNOW, LIVING LIFE.Copy !req
794. I'M NOT WALKING TOWARDS
THE LIVING THE NEXT DAY,Copy !req
795. ENJOYING THE NEXT DAY,
RUNNING AROUND, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
796. LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS.Copy !req
797. I'M A FUCKIN' SHELL, MAN.Copy !req
798. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
799. SO, I DON'T REALLY THINK
ABOUT NOTHING,Copy !req
800. AND THAT SUCKS.
THAT SUCKS.Copy !req
801. THAT'S KIND OF LIKE...Copy !req
802. I DON'T WANT TO BE
THAT GUY, MAN.Copy !req
803. I DON'T WANT TO BE
THAT GUY THAT HAS TO SIT—Copy !req
804. TAKE EVERY GODDAMN PILL
THAT THE DOCTOR CAN GIVE YOUCopy !req
805. JUST TO NUMB YOU
TO THE POINTCopy !req
806. THAT YOU CAN WALK
THROUGH LIFE LIKE A ZOMBIECopy !req
807. 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T DEAL
WITH THE FACTCopy !req
808. THAT IT'LL ALL
BE OVER SOMEDAY, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
809. YOU CAN'T APPRECIATE
THE TIME THAT YOU'RE GIVEN.Copy !req
810. YOU'RE TOO BUSY
COUNTING DOWNCopy !req
811. THE FUCKIN' DAY
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE IT.Copy !req
812. HE SHOWED HIS CARDS, BROTHER.
HE SHOWED HIS CARDS.Copy !req
813. NOW GO TO WORK.
NOW GO TO WORK.Copy !req
814. LOADING UP
AND REACHING.Copy !req
815. COME ON, LET'S GO.Copy !req
816. DON'T POST, DON'T POP.
DON'T POST, DON'T POP.Copy !req
817. LET HIM TOUCH.
LET HIM TOUCH.Copy !req
818. I CAN'T TELL YOU
TO DO ANYTHING.Copy !req
819. I CAN TELL YOU TO KEEP
YOUR HANDS UP— THAT'S IT.Copy !req
820. LET'S GO. MAKE IT HAPPEN.Copy !req
821. BEAT JABS NOW, BEAT JABS.
THAT'S ALL I'M GONNA SAY.Copy !req
822. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
LET'S GO. LET'S GO.Copy !req
823. QUIT POSTING.
QUIT PAWING.Copy !req
824. YOU FINISH THIS ROUND
ON YOUR OWN.Copy !req
825. I'M RIGHT HERE.
LET'S GO TO WORK NOW.Copy !req
826. COME ON.Copy !req
827. THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
YOU SEE EVERYTHING.Copy !req
828. COME ON, NEO,
LET'S GO, BABY. COME ON.Copy !req
829. LET'S GO.
DON'T LET HIM WALK IN.Copy !req
830. HE'S CROWDING HIMSELF,
BUT STILL.Copy !req
831. MAKE HIM GET THROUGH
SOMETHING.Copy !req
832. COME ON, NOW.Copy !req
833. OH, EVERYTHING'S FLAT NOW.
THANK YOU FOR DOING SOMETHING.Copy !req
834. LET'S MIX IT UP NOW.
LET'S MIX IT UP.Copy !req
835. AND THEN BRING IN LOW
EVERYTHING YOU GOT NOW.Copy !req
836. DIFFERENT STUFF,
DIFFERENT STUFF.Copy !req
837. DON'T LET HIM TURN
THE CORNER NOW.Copy !req
838. DON'T LET HIM TURN
CORNERS ON YOU.Copy !req
839. THANK YOU, AND WHERE'S MY—
WHERE'S MY DROP AND LOW?Copy !req
840. COME BACK ON IT.
COME BACK ON IT.Copy !req
841. OH, DON'T REST
ON THAT, NOW, COME ON.Copy !req
842. I KNOW, I KNOW
YOU SEE ME. COME ON.Copy !req
843. COME ON, DON'T LET PEOPLE
JUST PLAY PATTYCAKE.Copy !req
844. TIME, GUYS.
GOOD ROUND.Copy !req
845. JUST BE YOURSELF.Copy !req
846. STICK TO THOSE JABS...
FAST AS YOU.Copy !req
847. MOST PEOPLE AREN'T
AS QUICK AS YOU ARE
HAVE THIS TECHNIQUE.Copy !req
848. TIME!Copy !req
849. DEPRESSED AND MENTAL
AND JUST AN IDIOT, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
850. SUCKS.Copy !req
851. THAT'S MY WHOLE LIFE.
THAT'S HOW I'VE BEEN
FROM DAY ONE.Copy !req
852. EITHER AM I GONNA BE
THE LITTLE BADASSCopy !req
853. THAT'S GONNA JUST—
JUST WHOMP YOUR ASS,Copy !req
854. 'CAUSE I WAS ABUSED.Copy !req
855. TAKE IT OUT ON YOU,Copy !req
856. STEAL EVERYTHING
YOU FUCKING OWN,Copy !req
857. OR AM I GONNA BE THE GUY
WHO'S LIKE HIS MOM,Copy !req
858. FIGHT HARD, BE NICE
AND GENEROUS,Copy !req
859. SUPPORT PEOPLE
RATHER THAN...Copy !req
860. MAKE FUN OF THEM.Copy !req
861. IT'S ALWAYS A BATTLE.
EVERYTHING'S A FUCKING BATTLE,Copy !req
862. AND IT'S LIKE, "CAN I GET OFF
THE BATTLEFIELD ONE DAY?"Copy !req
863. "CAN I JUST STEP OUT
THE WAR ZONE FOR A MINUTE?"Copy !req
864. WHY CAN'T I
FUCKING JUST MOVE,Copy !req
865. KEEP THE STEP?Copy !req
866. I DON'T CARE
ABOUT 45 MINUTES' EXPERIENCECopy !req
867. AND ALL THAT SHIT.Copy !req
868. I DON'T CARE.Copy !req
869. LOOKING GOOD.Copy !req
870. YOU WERE GREAT TODAY.Copy !req
871. YOU WERE GREAT.Copy !req
872. YOU WRECKED THE LEFT,
TOO, AND IT WAS PERFECT.Copy !req
873. THE LEFT WAS GREAT, MAN.
GOOD JOB. GOOD JOB.Copy !req
874. I FUCKING LOOKED
SO STUPID.Copy !req
875. EVERYTHING WENT WRONG.Copy !req
876. MY GOAL IS TO WEATHER
THE FIRST ROUNDCopy !req
877. AND STOP TRYING TO BE—
LIKE WE WERE TALKING ABOUTCopy !req
878. THE OTHER DAY— I CAN'T BE
LIKE, YOU KNOW, RANDY AND THEM.Copy !req
879. I CAN'T BE THAT KID THAT RUNS
OUT TO THE STOP,Copy !req
880. SHOOT OUT THE LIGHTS
IN THE FIRST 30 SECONDSCopy !req
881. WHILE THEY'RE NICE AND BREATHY.
THAT'S WHERE I SUFFER.
NO, NO. RIGHT. RIGHT.Copy !req
882. BUT I'M GOOD AT—
I'M A LATE-ROUND THOROUGHBRED.Copy !req
883. I'M DOWN TWO OR THREE—Copy !req
884. BUT YOU'VE STILL GOTTA
DRAW THAT LINE,Copy !req
885. 'CAUSE HE WAS PUSHING YOU
BACK FROM THAT LINECopy !req
886. FROM THE ONSET, AND THEN
WE ACTUALLY COULDN'T FINDCopy !req
887. OUR WAY BACK TO THAT LINE,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
888. AND THAT'S WHERE
I FUCKED UP.Copy !req
889. I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
WHERE THAT LINE WAS,Copy !req
890. WHAT I CAN DO TO STAY
SEEMINGLY SAFE,Copy !req
891. STAY OUT OF THE SCRAMBLES,
BUT CAUSE ENOUGH DAMAGE.Copy !req
892. LEG KICKS
SHOULD'VE BEEN IT.
RIGHT. RIGHT.Copy !req
893. I MEAN, THE THREE I THREW,
MEATY.Copy !req
894. SO I THREW ONLY THREE.
IT WAS AWESOME.Copy !req
895. BUT IT'S RIDICULOUS FOR ME
TO GO, "DO THIS, DO THAT—"Copy !req
896. YEAH, I DON'T KNOW
WHERE MY MIND WAS.Copy !req
897. YOU KNEW, YOU'RE RIGHT,
AND IT SHOULD JUST BE
THE SUBTLE SHIT.Copy !req
898. "JENS, DON'T FUCKING
JUST STAND THERE."Copy !req
899. YEAH, A LOT OF FALLING
TODAY, A LOT OF BULLSHIT.Copy !req
900. DON'T FIGHT THAT FAVOR,
JUST, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
901. A LOT OF FALLING,
A LOT OF EVERYTHING ELSECopy !req
902. AS FAR AS CALLING BULL,
DOING THIS STUFF,Copy !req
903. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
904. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
905. IT'S NOT A FUCK-UP
WHEN WE LEARNED FROM THAT.Copy !req
906. I'D RATHER THIS
HAPPEN TODAY, RIGHT?
NOW.Copy !req
907. BUT, DUDE, ALL I CAN DO
IS THINK ABOUT...Copy !req
908. AND HOW EMBARRASED
I AM TODAY.Copy !req
909. TO BE HONEST, IF I MADE IT IN,
I'M GONNA BE HAPPIER THAN SHIT.Copy !req
910. GONNA GO A MILE HIGH,
KNOCK HIM OFF THAT HORSE.Copy !req
911. ARE YOU NOT
GETTING ENOUGH OF ITCopy !req
912. THAT YOU'RE— IT'S NOT JUST
DRILLED INTO YOUR BRAIN
OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
913. YOU'D THINK
IT WOULD BE.Copy !req
914. IT'S IN MY BRAIN.
NOT THAT— IT WAS...Copy !req
915. LIKE, BEING TIRED.
I'M TELLING MY FEET TO MOVE,Copy !req
916. AND THEY'RE JUST...Copy !req
917. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LET
MYSELF GO ANYMORE.Copy !req
918. YOU KNOW?Copy !req
919. ONE TIME— I MISS ONCE,
AND I START DOUBTING,Copy !req
920. MISSING AND DOUBT.Copy !req
921. WHEN AM I...Copy !req
922. WHEN AM I EVER
GOING TO LEARN?Copy !req
923. EVERYBODY.Copy !req
924. IT AIN'T ABOUT MONEY OR...Copy !req
925. WHEN AM I GONNA
LEARN IT?Copy !req
926. I CAN'T TURN OFF
YOUR MIND FOR YOU.Copy !req
927. I GUESS THAT'S
WHERE PEOPLE...Copy !req
928. I GUESS THAT'S JUST WHERE
PEOPLE RETIRE.Copy !req
929. WHEN THE ANIMAL
JUST AIN'T IN 'EM ANYMORE.Copy !req
930. I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SHUT MY...Copy !req
931. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SIT THERE
AND WATCH THE BILLS PILE UP.Copy !req
932. WHY CAN'T I JUST BE HAPPY
WITH WHAT I GOT?Copy !req
933. 'CAUSE IT'S A LOT, YOU KNOW,
AND I WORKED HARD FOR IT.Copy !req
934. IT'S LIFE
OR DEATH.Copy !req
935. I MEAN,
TO YOUR CAREER.Copy !req
936. YOU DON'T...Copy !req
937. IF YOU DON'T WIN THIS,
WE'RE DONE.Copy !req
938. OH, YEAH. YEAH.
IT'S A GOOD PLACE.Copy !req
939. YEAH, CALL ME
WHEN YOU GUYS GET HERE,Copy !req
940. AND, UH, I'LL— I'LL—
WE'LL SWOOP YOU UP.Copy !req
941. JENSICLE.
QUIT HIDING, JENS.Copy !req
942. I WANT YOU TO ENTERTAIN US.Copy !req
943. TALES OF REVEL—
REVELRY?Copy !req
944. IT'S TIME FOR OUR WORKOUT
DE PUBLICA.Copy !req
945. DE PUBLICA.Copy !req
946. WELL,
WHAT TIME IS IT?Copy !req
947. IN ABOUT 45 MINUTES.Copy !req
948. FORTY-FIVE MINUTES
IS 1:00?Copy !req
949. YES, SIR.Copy !req
950. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU STAY UP TILL 4:30.Copy !req
951. PARTYING. HARD.Copy !req
952. ROCK STAR.
PARTYING, DUDE.Copy !req
953. JUST RAGING.Copy !req
954. VIDEOGAMES
AND INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS.Copy !req
955. NO, MAN, COULDN'T SLEEP.
COULDN'T SLEEP.Copy !req
956. COULDN'T SLEEP.
FREIGHT TRAIN.Copy !req
957. SOMEBODY TURNED INTO
A FUCKING GROWLER...Copy !req
958. I DIDN'T REALIZE
THAT I WAS SNORING, DUDE.Copy !req
959. I NEVER SNORE
IN MY LIFE.
FREIGHT TRAIN.Copy !req
960. BONNIE DOESN'T REALIZE
SHE'S WAKING THE DEAD, EITHER.Copy !req
961. I— TRICIA'S
A SNORER, DUDE.Copy !req
962. I'M NOT.
I USUALLY—Copy !req
963. OH... YOU ARE.Copy !req
964. BUT I WAS SLEEPING
ON MY BACK, SO...Copy !req
965. AND, WELL, MY NOSE
WAS FILLED WITH BLOOD.Copy !req
966. SO THERE!Copy !req
967. HOLY SHIT.Copy !req
968. OOH.Copy !req
969. OH, DAMN.Copy !req
970. OH, DAMN IS RIGHT.Copy !req
971. THOSE ARE FANCY.Copy !req
972. LET'S CHECK OUT
THESE WHITES.Copy !req
973. WHICH ONES ARE YOU WEARING,
THE BLACKS OR THE WHITES?Copy !req
974. PUT THOSE SHORTS ON.
LET ME SEE.Copy !req
975. I WANNA SEE HOW THEY LOOK.
THEY LOOK FUCKING BADASS.Copy !req
976. ALL THE MUSCLE FOREARM.Copy !req
977. SO, WHICH ONES
ARE YOU WEARING,Copy !req
978. THE WHITE ONES
OR THE BLACK ONES?Copy !req
979. WHITE ONES,
PREFERABLY.Copy !req
980. SHE PUT IT RIGHT WHERE,
I MEAN, RIGHT WHERE I WANTED IT.Copy !req
981. LOOK AT THAT,
THE CUT.Copy !req
982. YEP.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
983. YEP.
I THOUGHT
THIS WAS PRETTY COOL.Copy !req
984. DUDE, THAT
LOOKS SICK.Copy !req
985. DUDE, I DIDN'T KNOW
THEY DO THAT.Copy !req
986. YOU DON'T HAVE
HIS NUMBER, DO YOU?Copy !req
987. UH, YEAH.
I THINK SO. WHY?Copy !req
988. GONNA SAY, TAKE A PICTURE
AND SEND IT TO HIM.Copy !req
989. THIS IS HOW WE
REPRESENT THE WATCHES.Copy !req
990. OH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
991. AND THEN THESE GUYS GOOD.Copy !req
992. THEY DIDN'T WANT
TO GET BEAT UP,Copy !req
993. SO THAT'S AS LOW
AS THEY WENT.Copy !req
994. LAST TIME THEY WENT...Copy !req
995. YEAH, THAT'S TIGHT.Copy !req
996. I DIDN'T DO
A BOISE STATE PATCH...Copy !req
997. SEE THE FRONT?Copy !req
998. LOOK AT THAT!Copy !req
999. AWESOME.Copy !req
1000. SO, YOU WANT ME
TO TRAIN IN THESE?Copy !req
1001. LET EVERYBODY SEE THEM?Copy !req
1002. IT'S UP TO YOU.
UNVEILING?Copy !req
1003. WHO'S ON
THE OTHER SIDE?Copy !req
1004. THAT'S BRIAN'S.Copy !req
1005. OH, OH,
SUCKERPUNCH.Copy !req
1006. AND THEN THEY STILL...
MY JEEPERS.Copy !req
1007. YOU MISSED IT, DUDE.
WE MET SCHWARZENEGGER
AT THE COFFEE SHOP.Copy !req
1008. NO, WHAT I MISSED
WAS A COFFEE.Copy !req
1009. HOT WATER AND LEMON,
YOU DICKS?Copy !req
1010. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
1011. SHOULD WORK OUT TWICE,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
1012. "OH, STEPHANO DE MIRO!"Copy !req
1013. I MEAN, NO.
WHAT WAS HIS NAME?Copy !req
1014. REALLY?Copy !req
1015. SEE, THOSE DUDES
ARE STILL ALIVE.Copy !req
1016. THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S
STILL ALIVE.Copy !req
1017. DAMN.Copy !req
1018. WITH THE DETOURS
AND THE EXTRA TRACK,Copy !req
1019. IT—IT'S JUST CHEAPER.Copy !req
1020. YOU ARE TELLING ME
THAT JESSE JAMES HAS WON?Copy !req
1021. NO. NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
1022. SEE, EVERY THREE MONTHS
THE JAMES GANGCopy !req
1023. CIRCLES BACK TO THE VICINITY
OF LIBERTY, MISSOURI,Copy !req
1024. AND THEY ALWAYS PULL A JOB
BEFORE THEY RETURN.Copy !req
1025. OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
1026. HEY, ABEL!
DID YOU GUYS SEECopy !req
1027. THE FACEBOOK MEME WHERE I
TOOK THE WHEELBARROW TIRE—Copy !req
1028. MY SON, HE'S
A YEAR AND A HALF.Copy !req
1029. HE'S NOT EVEN—
HE'S A YEAR AND TWO MONTHS.Copy !req
1030. THIS IS SICK.
HE ALREADY PUNCHES THE BAG,Copy !req
1031. SO WE HAD TO GET HIM LITTLE
MUAY THAI SHORTS AND THE GLOVES.Copy !req
1032. TONY WILL TELL YOU.Copy !req
1033. HE RUNS INSIDE,
HE WON'T STOP.Copy !req
1034. HE RUNS
INTO THE BACK ALL DAYCopy !req
1035. TO BE AROUND THE GYM,
AND HE JUST WATCHES.Copy !req
1036. NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
HE JUST STARTS DOING THE STUFF,Copy !req
1037. AND WE COULDN'T FIGURE OUT
WHAT THIS WAS.Copy !req
1038. JUMPING ROPE?
HE'S JUMPING ROPE.Copy !req
1039. ONE DAY HE HAD A ROPE
AND HE'S DOING THIS,Copy !req
1040. AND NOW HE GOES...Copy !req
1041. HE'S GOT
A ROLY-POLY PENGUIN.Copy !req
1042. "POW! POW! POW!Copy !req
1043. "KICK! SPRAWL!Copy !req
1044. MAT. PUNCH, PUNCH, PUNCH!"Copy !req
1045. I'M LIKE,
"YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME."Copy !req
1046. THIRTY-FOUR YEARS OLD.Copy !req
1047. I DON'T KNOW IF RETIREMENT'S
IN MY CARDS,Copy !req
1048. 'CAUSE IT'S— I'M NOT
GETTING KNOCKED TO SLEEPCopy !req
1049. WHERE'S THERE'S AN AMBULANCE
TAKING ME OUT, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
1050. BUT I'M MAKING
BAD MISTAKES, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
1051. I'LL GO 25 WITH...,
MOVE SLOW.Copy !req
1052. I'M OUT OF SHAPE,
HE POT-SHOTS MECopy !req
1053. LIKE A GOOD BOY SHOULD,
HIT ME RIGHT IN THE GUT,Copy !req
1054. CAUGHT ME
IN A GUILLOTINE.Copy !req
1055. LEONARD TOOK ME
ON THE HEAD,Copy !req
1056. BUT I WAS STANDING
BACK UP FOR THE REFEREE
AND WAVED IT OFF.Copy !req
1057. AND THE LAST ONE,
I MEAN, GORGEOUS ME
SHOOTS INTO A GUILLOTINE,Copy !req
1058. BUT HAD I GOT OUT
OF THAT GUILLOTINE,Copy !req
1059. THAT'D HAVE BEEN THE FIRST SHOT
I TOOK IN FIVE YEARS.Copy !req
1060. WE COULD'VE HAD A LOT
OF FUN WITH STAND-UP.Copy !req
1061. SO, YOU KNOW, I MEAN,
LITTLE THINGS,Copy !req
1062. BUT THAT'S
HOW I'M LOSING.Copy !req
1063. I'M LOSING TO DUMB THINGS
'CAUSE MY MIND WASN'T RIGHT.Copy !req
1064. SO, THAT'S THE TRANSITION
I HAD TO MAKE.Copy !req
1065. AND I GOT TONY FRYKLUND
NEXT TO ME NOW.Copy !req
1066. I'M BACK WITH WHAT
I CONSIDER MY OLDER BROTHER,
RICKY CHRISTIAN,Copy !req
1067. AND, I MEAN, WE'RE JUST BUILDING
AND DOING OUR THING.Copy !req
1068. SO, REGARDLESS, YOU KNOW,
WHAT HAPPENS FIGHT-WISE,Copy !req
1069. I JUST KNOW—
BUT IN MY MIND,Copy !req
1070. I'M GONNA
ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATECopy !req
1071. WHOEVER'S IN FRONT
OF ME RIGHT NOW,Copy !req
1072. BECAUSE THAT'S JUST
THE WAY I FEEL.Copy !req
1073. I FEEL LIKE A TRUCK.
I FEEL LIKE A TANK.Copy !req
1074. I'M READY JUST TO BLOW OVER
WHATEVER'S IN FRONT OF ME,Copy !req
1075. AND, YOU KNOW,
ALL THE POWER TO 'EM.Copy !req
1076. LET'S FIGHT.
THAT'S ALL WE DO.Copy !req
1077. DO YOU USUALLY FEEL
THIS GOOD AND CONFIDENT
BEFORE A FIGHT?Copy !req
1078. I HAVEN'T FELT
THIS GOOD OR CONFIDENTCopy !req
1079. IN SO LONG, BUT AGAIN,
I MADE MY MIND RIGHT.Copy !req
1080. I FEEL GOOD.
I HAVEN'T FELT LIKE THISCopy !req
1081. IN ABOUT FOUR YEARS,
AND, LIKE I SAID,Copy !req
1082. I MADE ALL THE RIGHT STEPS,
ALL THE RIGHT THINGS.Copy !req
1083. I'VE NEVER— IF YOU LOOK BACK
AT ME AND TONY TOGETHER,Copy !req
1084. BEAT B.J. PENN,
CHOKED OUT CUB SWANSON,Copy !req
1085. KNOCKED OUT DAI CHANG
IN JAPAN.Copy !req
1086. KNOCKED OUT UEMATSU
IN A MINUTE IN JAPAN.Copy !req
1087. EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DONE GREAT,
TONY'S BEEN RIGHT THERE WITH ME.Copy !req
1088. TWO DAYS, HUH?
YOU FEELING A LITTLE—
YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
1089. YOU FEEL
A LITTLE HOT TODAY.Copy !req
1090. YOU STARTING TO FEEL
THE NO CARBS, SHIT LIKE THAT?Copy !req
1091. YEAH, I'M STARTING
TO FEEL IT.Copy !req
1092. YEAH, WELL, GUESS WHAT.Copy !req
1093. THAT'S 'CAUSE FUCKING...Copy !req
1094. THIS DUDE NEEDS A PAY, SO...Copy !req
1095. HEY, SENNA.Copy !req
1096. HOW YOU DOING, BROTHER?
GOOD TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
1097. NOW'S THE TIME, THOUGH.Copy !req
1098. NOW'S THE TIME TO JUST KEEP
OUR GAME FACE ON, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
1099. FRED SITS ON OUR SIDE.
FRED SITS ON OUR SIDE.Copy !req
1100. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
BUT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE
JENS'S FRIEND RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
1101. YOU GOT WORK TO DO.
THEY DON'T MIND IF YOU'RE
A LITTLE QUIET RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
1102. RIGHT NOW IS WHEN
YOU'RE STARTING TO FEEL IT,Copy !req
1103. YOU KNOW, SO LET'S
JUST FEEL IT!Copy !req
1104. YOU DON'T WANT
TO BE MISERABLE...
RIGHT.Copy !req
1105. BUT WE CAN BE A LITTLE...
YOU'RE TIRED.Copy !req
1106. I DON'T HAVE
TO BE GRUMPY.Copy !req
1107. BUT YOU CAN BE
A LITTLE BIT—Copy !req
1108. THERE'S A FINE LINE
BETWEEN LOVING THIS—Copy !req
1109. AND LIKE I SAID,
I LOVE IT,Copy !req
1110. BUT ALSO...Copy !req
1111. MAKING SURE
YOUR MIND'S RIGHT.Copy !req
1112. YEAH, FOCUS.
GET A LITTLE FOCUS.Copy !req
1113. IT'S JUST IT SUCKS.Copy !req
1114. PRACTICALLY
I CAN'T—Copy !req
1115. THE WORKOUTS
GET TO ME.Copy !req
1116. DRAGGING, YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
1117. YEAH, BUT—Copy !req
1118. I'M IN THE ROOM...
OH, OF COURSE.Copy !req
1119. "AM I IN SHAPE?
AM I IN SHAPE?"Copy !req
1120. HE GOES, "YEAH,
IT'S GREAT, DUDE.Copy !req
1121. THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
ON WEDNESDAY."Copy !req
1122. NO, I KNOW.
"OH, FUCK, I CAN'T
EVEN CATCH MY BREATH."Copy !req
1123. WELL, YEAH, THERE WAS A WEEK
WHEN YOU WERE FULL OF WATER.Copy !req
1124. BUT THE IRONY IS, "DUDE,
IT'S BEEN 25 MINUTES,Copy !req
1125. AND I'M NOT
BOUNCING LIKE I WAS
IN THE BEGINNING."Copy !req
1126. SO WE'RE STILL GOING
25 MINUTES, AND I'M—Copy !req
1127. I'M LIKE, I HAVEN'T
HAD A CARB SINCE MONDAY.Copy !req
1128. I, UH, CAME IN
AT 160 OFF THE PLANE,Copy !req
1129. AND IT'S FUNNY, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
1130. I DID ONE WORKOUT,
AND I WAS 153.Copy !req
1131. SO I PROBABLY HELD A LOT,Copy !req
1132. YOU KNOW, JUST FLYING
AND ALL THAT STUFF.Copy !req
1133. BUT WE DID OUR RUN
AND EVERYTHING.Copy !req
1134. I WAS 155 TODAY
STARTING THE WORKOUT,Copy !req
1135. SO I JUST KEEP HITTING
THESE WORKOUTS HARD,Copy !req
1136. CARDIO-WISE, AND THEN
GO HAVE MY MEALS, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
1137. I THINK ABOUT THE FIGHT
WHEN WE'RE IN THERE TRAINING,Copy !req
1138. BUT FOR THE MOST PART,
I JUST THINK ABOUT RELAXING,Copy !req
1139. AND I LIKE TO USE THE WEIGHTCopy !req
1140. BECAUSE I KNOW
I'M GONNA MAKE IT,Copy !req
1141. BUT IT'S JUST FUN
TO FOCUS ON.Copy !req
1142. BECAUSE IF I JUST START
TRYING TO RUN THE FIGHT
OVER IN MY HEAD,Copy !req
1143. THEN YOU'RE GONNA START
GETTING SLEEPLESS NIGHTSCopy !req
1144. AND, YOU KNOW, THE JITTERS.Copy !req
1145. 'CAUSE YOU'LL FIND
A THOUSAND WAYS
YOU'RE GONNA WIN IT;Copy !req
1146. YOU'LL FIND A THOUSAND WAYS
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE IT.Copy !req
1147. AND, YOU KNOW, I DON'T
WANT TO BE MENTALLY BUSTEDCopy !req
1148. BY THE TIME I GET OUT THERE,
'CAUSE I'M LIKE,Copy !req
1149. "GOD, I'M SO TIRED
OF THINKING ABOUT THIS FIGHT."Copy !req
1150. SO, RIGHT NOW, I LIKE
TO GO THROUGH MY PHASES,Copy !req
1151. AND RIGHT NOW IT'S JUST
EVERYBODY'S COMING AROUND,Copy !req
1152. VISITING AND, YOU KNOW,
WE'RE STILL IN GAME-PLAN MODE.Copy !req
1153. RECORD.Copy !req
1154. AH, YOU WANT SOME MANGO,
OR WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE BANANA?Copy !req
1155. FLATTENED BANANA
OR FLATTENED MANGO?Copy !req
1156. I AIN'T HAVING NONE
OF THAT DRIED FRUIT.Copy !req
1157. IT'S— WHY CAN'T
YOU HAVE FRUIT?Copy !req
1158. PLUGS YOU UP, MAN.
YOU GOTTA READ
THOSE INGREDIENTS.Copy !req
1159. 100% FRUIT WITH NO SULFUR
AND NO SUGAR, NO ADDITIVES?Copy !req
1160. NO WAY.Copy !req
1161. DO YOU WANT
TO READ THE LABEL?Copy !req
1162. ONE OF THEM IS CALLED
"SIMPLY BANANA,"Copy !req
1163. IF YOU READ THE LABEL,Copy !req
1164. AND THE ONLY INGREDIENT
IS BANANA.Copy !req
1165. AND THE OTHER ONE IS—
I DON'T BUY IT.Copy !req
1166. NOTHING— I'M SORRY—
"NOTHING BUT BANANA,"Copy !req
1167. FLATTENED, AND THE
INGREDIENT IS BANANA.Copy !req
1168. HE'S SO...Copy !req
1169. INGREDIENTS, PLURAL—
"BANANAS."Copy !req
1170. WITH AN "S." I'M SORRY,
MORE THAN ONE BANANACopy !req
1171. GOT SMASHED
INTO THIS MOTHERFUCKER.Copy !req
1172. LET ME SEE.Copy !req
1173. EIGHTEEN GRAMS
OF SUGARS.Copy !req
1174. WHICH IS WHAT'S
IN FRUIT. APRICOTS...Copy !req
1175. THEY'RE GOOD
SUGARS, THOUGH.Copy !req
1176. OR... HOW ABOUT
THIS ONE?Copy !req
1177. LOOK AT THE KEYWORD—
"JUST MANGO."Copy !req
1178. HOLD ON, LET'S
CHECK THE INGREDIENTS.Copy !req
1179. YOU WANT TO READ
THAT FOR ME?Copy !req
1180. HE'S GONNA SAY
"JUST" AGAIN.Copy !req
1181. IF HE SAYS "JUST"
AGAIN, LIKE...Copy !req
1182. UH, DRIED MANGOES.Copy !req
1183. THEY GOT 20 GRAMS
OF SUGAR.Copy !req
1184. MANGOES ARE SUGARY.
THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOU.Copy !req
1185. THAT'S GOOD SUGAR,
AND YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THIS,Copy !req
1186. DUDE, DON'T TRY AND ACT
LIKE YOU DON'T.Copy !req
1187. TRADER JOE,
HE'S THE MAN.Copy !req
1188. LET ME TRY
ONE OF THOSE.Copy !req
1189. DUDE, IT'S GREAT.
IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD.Copy !req
1190. I LOVE THIS SHIT.
GRAB ONE HERE.Copy !req
1191. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.Copy !req
1192. WHAT YOU GOT THERE?Copy !req
1193. THERE
YOU GO.Copy !req
1194. WHAT YOU GOT THERE,
HARRY HOLDOUT?Copy !req
1195. I'M SORRY.
GOT A PIECE OF MANGO.Copy !req
1196. ONCE IT TOUCHES YOUR LIPS,
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.Copy !req
1197. MARK, WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
1198. WHAT?Copy !req
1199. WHERE AM I?
I'M AT THE ARNOLD.Copy !req
1200. I DON'T WANT TO WEIGH IN.Copy !req
1201. I DIDN'T WANT TO WEIGH IN.Copy !req
1202. OH, IT'S NOT?Copy !req
1203. OH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.Copy !req
1204. 'CAUSE I GOT MY SCALE.
I WEIGHED 149.Copy !req
1205. SHIT, MY FAULT, MAN.Copy !req
1206. I DIDN'T KNOW
IT WAS MANDATORY.Copy !req
1207. OH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.Copy !req
1208. WHOOPS. SO, WHAT DO I
GOTTA DO?Copy !req
1209. I HAVE TO LEAVE NOW.Copy !req
1210. I HAVE TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW.
I'M IN TROUBLE.Copy !req
1211. TROUBLE?
EVIDENTLY, THEY GOT
PRE-WEIGH-IN.Copy !req
1212. SHIT'S MANDATORY.Copy !req
1213. HE SAID HE'S WAITING
ON ME, FUCKING TROUBLE.Copy !req
1214. WHO'S WAITING
ON YOU?Copy !req
1215. BURT. I'M IN TROUBLE.
I HAVE TO GO.Copy !req
1216. I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO GET THERE.Copy !req
1217. THERE WAS A CAB.
BACK AT MY HOTEL.Copy !req
1218. IT'LL TAKE ME
TWO MINUTES, AND THEN
I CAN COME BACK.Copy !req
1219. GO WITH YOU?
YEAH.Copy !req
1220. CAR'S PARKED...
OH.Copy !req
1221. ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU IN
A LITTLE BIT, MAN.Copy !req
1222. IS HE STAYING
OR GOING?Copy !req
1223. SHOULD I DO AN ARMBAND
OR ANYTHING TO GET BACK—?Copy !req
1224. NO, I THINK THEY'LL
KNOW WHO YOU ARE.Copy !req
1225. YEAH, I'M RUNNING RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
1226. I'M GOING RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
1227. OH, YOU'RE RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
1228. THANKS, MAN.Copy !req
1229. HERE.Copy !req
1230. JENS, CAN I GET
A PICTURE REAL FAST?Copy !req
1231. YEAH...
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
1232. NAH, DON'T BE.
I JUST GOT IN TROUBLE—Copy !req
1233. I'M COMING.
I'M IN A CAB.Copy !req
1234. SO, ALL I GOTTA DO
IS JUST COME IN THERECopy !req
1235. AND GET ON A SCALE
AND I'M DONE?Copy !req
1236. AW, SHIT, THAT'S RIGHT,
SO I NEED MY SHORTS, TOO?Copy !req
1237. I NEED THE SHORTS.Copy !req
1238. I MEAN, I CAN BRING
THE SHORTS IN THE VAN,Copy !req
1239. BUT I HAVE TO GO
TO MY ROOM REAL QUICK.Copy !req
1240. I'M THAT GUY.Copy !req
1241. SINGING BULLSHIT.Copy !req
1242. SO, $9 THERE?
OH, THANK YOU.Copy !req
1243. NO, THANK YOU.
APPRECIATE IT.Copy !req
1244. WELCOME TO THE RENAISSANCE.Copy !req
1245. WATCH THIS HERE.Copy !req
1246. WE AIN'T GONNA
MAKE THIS EASY.Copy !req
1247. WHAT'S UP, MAN?Copy !req
1248. WH-WHO SENT YOU
OVER THERE, BOSS?
HUH?Copy !req
1249. WHO SENT YOU
OVER THERE?Copy !req
1250. OVER WHERE?
WHO TOLD YOU
YOU HAD TO GO OVER—Copy !req
1251. NOBODY TOLD ME
I HAD TO GO OVER THERE.Copy !req
1252. I GOT MY OWN BOOTH
OVER THERE.Copy !req
1253. AM I ALLOWED TO PUSH
ANYTHING OF MY OWN?Copy !req
1254. SO THAT WAS
YOUR OWN DOING?Copy !req
1255. YEAH.
OH, OKAY.Copy !req
1256. WHAT'D YOU SAY
YOU WERE UPSTAIRS?Copy !req
1257. THIS IS
WHAT IT IS.Copy !req
1258. YOU'RE LOOKING
AT 50—Copy !req
1259. SO, WE HAVE A TWO-POUND
DIFFERENCE ON THE SCALE?Copy !req
1260. WHAT SCALE
ARE YOU USING?Copy !req
1261. DO ME A FAVOR
AND SIT DOWN.Copy !req
1262. SIT DOWN ON THERE,
FACE ME, CROSS YOUR LEGS.Copy !req
1263. I'VE BEEN USING IT
THIS WHOLE TIME.Copy !req
1264. ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU'LL SEE—
YOU'LL SEE THE BREAK.Copy !req
1265. YOU'LL SEE A BREAK.Copy !req
1266. THAT'S THE BREAK.Copy !req
1267. SO YOU'RE— YEAH.
SO, YOU'RE LOOKING AT 50...Copy !req
1268. THERE'S A TWO-POUND
DIFFERENCE?Copy !req
1269. MM-HMM. FIFTY-TWO.Copy !req
1270. MAN.Copy !req
1271. GYM OVER THERE, 3:30.Copy !req
1272. WE GOTTA BE HERE
AT 3:00.Copy !req
1273. DOWN HERE—Copy !req
1274. RIGHT HERE
ON THIS FLOOR
AT 3:00.Copy !req
1275. WHAT?Copy !req
1276. I CAN'T, MAN.
I'M SIX POUNDS OVER,Copy !req
1277. AND I GOTTA BE HERE
BY 3:00.Copy !req
1278. I DON'T EVEN HAVE
TWO AND A HALF HOURS
TO CUT THIS.Copy !req
1279. YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.Copy !req
1280. WHAT UP, JENS!
HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
1281. WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH YOU, BROTHER?Copy !req
1282. PULLED ME ASIDE,
JOE AND THE REST OF THEM SAID.Copy !req
1283. IT'S NOT GOING OVER.Copy !req
1284. WELL, THEY PULLED ME ASIDE
BEFORE YOU GOT THERECopy !req
1285. AND READ ME
THE FUCKING RIOT ACT, DUDE.Copy !req
1286. THEY WERE LIKE,
"WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER?"Copy !req
1287. I WAS, LIKE, "THE ARNOLDS?"Copy !req
1288. THEY WERE LIKE, "WHO TOLD
HIM HE HAD TO GO THERE?"Copy !req
1289. "I DON'T KNOW. I FIGURE
SOMEBODY DID,"Copy !req
1290. AND THEY WERE LIKE, "DUDE,
YOU NEED TO GET CONTROLCopy !req
1291. OF THIS SITUATION NOW."Copy !req
1292. THE WEC IS PULLING THE PLUG
ON HIM DOING ANYTHING.Copy !req
1293. THEY WANT HIM HERE, FOCUSED.Copy !req
1294. THEY WANT NO EXCUSES,
NOTHING GETTING IN HIS WAY.Copy !req
1295. THEY WANT
100% JUST LOCKDOWN,Copy !req
1296. SO JENS JUST WANTED ME
TO LET YOU KNOW,Copy !req
1297. IN CASE ANYBODY'S, YOU KNOW,
PISSED OFF AT HIMCopy !req
1298. OR WHATEVER FOR NOT
BEING AT A BOOTHCopy !req
1299. OR SOMETHING, I GUESS, SO...Copy !req
1300. WHAT'S ALL THIS STUPID
FUCKING SHIT, DUDE?Copy !req
1301. CAN'T WE JUST GO BACK
TO LAKE CHARLES, LOUISIANA,Copy !req
1302. WHERE THE ONLY THING THEY
GAVE YOU WHEN YOU WALKED INCopy !req
1303. WAS VOUCHERS TO THE COUNTRY
KITCHEN OR WHATEVER,Copy !req
1304. AND THEN TOLD YOU
BASICALLY TO DROP DEAD
UNTIL THE FIGHT STARTED?Copy !req
1305. ALL THIS
OTHER BULLSHIT'SCopy !req
1306. GOTTEN TOO FANCY
FOR ME, BUDDY.Copy !req
1307. I JUST WANT YOU
TO FIGHT.Copy !req
1308. LET'S FAST-FORWARD
THIS SHIT.Copy !req
1309. I HURT TOO BAD TO BE
WEIGHING THIS FUCKING HEAVY.Copy !req
1310. FUCKING TIRED.Copy !req
1311. BEEN SLEEPING LIKE SHIT.Copy !req
1312. I GOTTA FEEL LIKE
EVERYBODY LOOKS AT ME...Copy !req
1313. NOT SO MUCH IN PITY...Copy !req
1314. YOU KNOW?Copy !req
1315. "HEY, IT'S THE OLD MAN."Copy !req
1316. YOU KNOW, I HATE
WHEN PEOPLE SAYCopy !req
1317. THEY'RE GONNA RETIRE ME,
SHIT LIKE THAT.Copy !req
1318. IT'S, LIKE, DUDE,
THAT'S LIKE SAYINGCopy !req
1319. YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME,
AND IT DOES.Copy !req
1320. IT MAKES ME MAD.Copy !req
1321. CAN WE GIVE HIM...Copy !req
1322. SPEND EVERY DAY TRAINING.Copy !req
1323. COLLEGE, HIGH SCHOOL,
ELEMEN—Copy !req
1324. "3:00, WRESTLING PRACTICE."Copy !req
1325. EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE,
3:00 TRAINING.Copy !req
1326. SINCE THEN, MORNING SESSIONS.Copy !req
1327. AFTERNOON SESSIONS.Copy !req
1328. I TAKE MY TWO WEEKS
OF BREATHING.Copy !req
1329. THEN I GOTTA GET
BACK TO TRAINING.Copy !req
1330. BUT NOW, ALL OF A SUDDEN,
WHAT THE— ARE YOU GONNA
DO TO MECopy !req
1331. WHEN YOU TELL ME I GOT
NOTHING TO TRAIN FOR,
OTHER THAN JUST TO TRAIN.Copy !req
1332. I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THAT.
I ALWAYS HAD A PURPOSE.Copy !req
1333. WHAT DO YOU FUCKING DO?
YOU'RE A COMPETITOR.Copy !req
1334. YOU— ALL YOU KNOW.Copy !req
1335. YOU DO, WHEN YOU'RE
THIS YOUNG...Copy !req
1336. LOOK AT THAT! BANG!Copy !req
1337. MOST PEOPLE ARE FUCKING OLD,
SKIN GRAY.Copy !req
1338. I AM DONE,
AND I LOOK LIKE THIS.Copy !req
1339. I'M DONE, AND I CAN
STILL PUSH A CARCopy !req
1340. FOR HALF A MILE
IF I WANTED TO.Copy !req
1341. I'M DONE, AND I CAN BENCH,
YOU KNOW, 200—Copy !req
1342. ALMOST 260 POUNDS.Copy !req
1343. SERIOUSLY?Copy !req
1344. MOST PEOPLE ARE DONE,
THEY'RE 65 YEARS OLD, 70.Copy !req
1345. THEY CAN BARELY PUT
THEIR FUCKING SHOES ON.Copy !req
1346. FUCKING NOW THEY'RE DONE.Copy !req
1347. NOW THEY NEED TO RELAX
AND SIT BY THE BEACH.Copy !req
1348. SHIT LIKE ME...Copy !req
1349. IN OUR FUCKING PRIME,
AND WE'RE DONE!Copy !req
1350. HOW DO YOU ADJUST TO THAT?Copy !req
1351. I ASK ANYBODY OUT THERE,
HOW DO YOU ADJUST TO THAT?Copy !req
1352. IT ISN'T ABOUT...Copy !req
1353. IT ISN'T ABOUT THE MONEY.Copy !req
1354. IT'S ABOUT
IT'S ALL YOU KNOW,Copy !req
1355. AND YOU TRAINED FOR IT,Copy !req
1356. AND YOU LOVE IT.Copy !req
1357. AND YOU GOT AN INTERNAL CLOCK
THAT TELLS YOU...Copy !req
1358. TODAY, YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE GONNA GO OUT THERE.Copy !req
1359. YOU'RE GONNA RUN,
YOU'RE GONNA BUST YOUR ASS.Copy !req
1360. YOU'RE READY TO LISTEN
TO SOMEBODY.Copy !req
1361. THEY'RE GONNA TELL YOU
WHAT TO DO,Copy !req
1362. AND YOU KNOW IT,
SO YOU DO IT.Copy !req
1363. YOU DON'T ASK.
YOU DO IT 100%.Copy !req
1364. BUT I TOLD— IT WAS LIKE
I TOLD MY WIFE TODAY,Copy !req
1365. WHICH IS IRONIC—
I'M SITTING AND I GO...Copy !req
1366. WHAT DO I DO?Copy !req
1367. HOW DO I LEARN
TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT?Copy !req
1368. HOW DO I LEARN
TO BE A BUSINESSMAN?Copy !req
1369. HOW DO I LEARN TO BE...Copy !req
1370. AN EVERYDAY INDIVIDUAL?Copy !req
1371. HOW DO I LEARN...Copy !req
1372. THAT I'M TRAINING
FOR NO REASONCopy !req
1373. OTHER THAN
TO JUST BE IN SHAPE?Copy !req
1374. HOW DO I LEARN TO...Copy !req
1375. ENJOY WHAT I'M DOING
WITHOUT THAT COMPETITIVE EDGE?Copy !req
1376. WHEN I FEEL LIKE THIS,Copy !req
1377. BUT I HAVE TO RETIRECopy !req
1378. BECAUSE I CAN'T MENTALLY
PUT IT TOGETHER...Copy !req
1379. HOW DO YOU DO IT?Copy !req
1380. HOW DO YOU SPEND
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE...Copy !req
1381. ACCEPTING THAT?Copy !req
1382. HOW DO YOU LEARN
TO DIE TWICE?Copy !req
1383. I MEAN, THAT'S
WHERE I'M SITTING.Copy !req
1384. HOW DO YOU MAKE IT
PAST THE FIRST ONECopy !req
1385. KNOWING THAT YOU
GOTTA DO IT AGAIN?Copy !req
1386. WET UNDERWEAR...Copy !req
1387. JENS, HOW YOU DOING?
GOOD LUCK TODAY.Copy !req
1388. FORTY-SIX?Copy !req
1389. YEAH, THAT'S 146.Copy !req
1390. IT'S 47.Copy !req
1391. OH, IS IT?Copy !req
1392. THIS ONE ADDS
NEAR A POUND.Copy !req
1393. SHIT.Copy !req
1394. YOU GOT THIS MIX
IN THERE?Copy !req
1395. I PACKED
MY BAG ALREADY.Copy !req
1396. READY TO GO?Copy !req
1397. GOT ALL THE...Copy !req
1398. CAN HE WEAR YOUR JACKET?
DO YOU WANT TO WEAR
JENS'S JACKET?Copy !req
1399. WHY?Copy !req
1400. IT'S GONNA
BE A GOOD ONE.Copy !req
1401. THREE ROUNDS
WITH JAVIER "SHOWTIME" VAZQUEZCopy !req
1402. AND HIS OPPONENT
JANS "LITTLE EVIL" PULVER!Copy !req
1403. 1451/2 FOR PULVER.
1451/2.Copy !req
1404. WELCOME BACK, JENS.
GOOD LUCK TO OUR FIGHTERS.Copy !req
1405. WHEN WE WANT TO MAKE
LITTLE ADJUSTMENTS,Copy !req
1406. WE MOVE ALL THE WAY OUT.Copy !req
1407. THOSE HAND STAY TIGHT.Copy !req
1408. THAT LOOKS GREAT
RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
1409. KEEP THAT VIEWFINDER
TIGHT, YOU GOT IT. BOOM.Copy !req
1410. ALWAYS PUTTING GEL
ON THE HAND,Copy !req
1411. MAKING SURE NOTHING'S
COMING OVER THE TOP.Copy !req
1412. HOW YOU DOING, GUYS?
CAN WE GET AN AUTOGRAPH
ONCE YOU'RE DONE WITH—?Copy !req
1413. NO, COME ON IN.
IT'S WHATEVER.Copy !req
1414. ENTER THE CIRCLE.
HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
1415. I'M GOOD. HI.Copy !req
1416. VERY GOOD.
NICE TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
1417. HEY, YOU GONNA
BE GOOD?Copy !req
1418. WE'VE BEEN BIG FANS
FOR A LONG TIME.Copy !req
1419. THANK YOU.
YEAH, I'M OLD NOW.Copy !req
1420. THERE HE IS.Copy !req
1421. THERE'S THAT SWIFT KICK
IN THE BUTT, NOW.Copy !req
1422. THAT'S GOOD. I KNEW THE BOYS
HAD TO GROW UP SOMETIME.Copy !req
1423. WE'VE BEEN FOLLOWING...Copy !req
1424. WELL, I APPRECIATE
VERY MUCH.Copy !req
1425. OKAY IF WE GET
A QUICK PICT—?Copy !req
1426. YEAH, NO.Copy !req
1427. NO WORRIES.
NO WORRIES AT ALL.Copy !req
1428. YEAH, COME ON IN.Copy !req
1429. THEY SHOULD CATCH ME...Copy !req
1430. GENTLEMEN, THESE GUYS...
DON'T GET IN A FIGHT.Copy !req
1431. ALL IN RIGHT HERE?Copy !req
1432. I'M REAL TIRED,
BUT OTHER THAN THAT, MAN...Copy !req
1433. JUST TRYING TO BREAK
THAT STREAK.Copy !req
1434. I BET YOU TURNED
IT OFF.Copy !req
1435. APPRECIATE IT, MAN.Copy !req
1436. HOW YOU DOIN', GOOD?Copy !req
1437. YEAH. WHAT'S UP?
NADA.Copy !req
1438. I'VE NEVER TAKEN
SO MUCH JOYCopy !req
1439. THAN SITTING
ON A JAPANESE TOILET.Copy !req
1440. DUDE, THE FIRST TIME
WE WENT OVER THERE,Copy !req
1441. HE WAS LIKE, "ABEL,
COME IN HERE!"Copy !req
1442. I'M LIKE, "WHAT, DUDE?"Copy !req
1443. I WALK IN THERE,
SITTING ON THE SHIT—Copy !req
1444. I'M LIKE, "WHY—"
"IT'S WARM! IT'S WARM!"Copy !req
1445. "IT'S WARM!"Copy !req
1446. GOT A WARM SEAT ON IT,
AND THEN I HIT THE BIDETCopy !req
1447. AND I WAS LIKE,
"OH!" NOW I STARTED USING—Copy !req
1448. I STARTED—
I FELT DIRTY,Copy !req
1449. SO I STARTED USING
THE TOILET PAPER.Copy !req
1450. JENS FELT GUILTY
'CAUSE HE ENJOYED IT.Copy !req
1451. YEAH, I DID...Copy !req
1452. TONY AND I HAVE NEVER
BEEN IN THE CORNER TOGETHERCopy !req
1453. WHERE HE DIDN'T
JUST ABSOLUTELY
FUCK-SMASH SOMEONE,Copy !req
1454. SO IT'S GONNA HAPPEN
AGAIN TONIGHT.Copy !req
1455. THERE'S NOTHING ANYONE
CAN DO ABOUT IT.Copy !req
1456. IT'S GOD'S WILL.Copy !req
1457. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
1458. LIKE, REALLY HURTING—Copy !req
1459. HURT HIM!Copy !req
1460. HURT HIM BAD.Copy !req
1461. WE'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN
CLOSE TO A POINTCopy !req
1462. WHERE SOMEBODY DIDN'T
GET DESTROYED, HUH?Copy !req
1463. YEAH.
IS THIS TRUE?Copy !req
1464. THIS IS TRUE.
TONY AND I HAVE NEVERCopy !req
1465. WALKED DOWN THE AISLE
WITH HIM TOGETHERCopy !req
1466. WHERE SOMEBODY
DIDN'T GET DESTROYED.Copy !req
1467. YOU JUST GAVE
ME GOOSEBUMPS.Copy !req
1468. UEMATSU, B.J. PENN,Copy !req
1469. ALL OF THEM, BABY!
WE KNOW.Copy !req
1470. ME AND TONY KNOW THINGS
ABOUT LITTLE EVILCopy !req
1471. THAT LITTLE EVIL MIGHT
NOT KNOW ABOUT LITTLE EVIL,Copy !req
1472. AND HIS FORTUNA SMILES
UPON HIM WHEN WE WALK
HIM DOWN THAT AISLE.Copy !req
1473. BEING BACK TOGETHER...
YEAH!Copy !req
1474. WE JUST GOTTA
BRING THAT SHIT OUT.Copy !req
1475. DAVID LEE ROTH'S
BACK FOR MORE THAN
ONE NIGHT, TOO.Copy !req
1476. HE'S BACK.
THE BAND IS BACK TOGETHER.Copy !req
1477. YEAH.
RIGHT?Copy !req
1478. HERE, DUDE.Copy !req
1479. THANK YOU.Copy !req
1480. WOW.Copy !req
1481. WHOA, HEY.Copy !req
1482. DON'T HURT
THE HANDS, DUDE.Copy !req
1483. LET'S HIT THE BUTTON
THIS TIME SO NO...Copy !req
1484. I GUESS WHAT PEOPLE
DIG ABOUT MECopy !req
1485. IS I RELATE TO THEM,Copy !req
1486. YET I STAND UP
ON THIS PEDESTAL TO FIGHT,Copy !req
1487. AND THEN I COME
RIGHT THE FUCK BACK OFF IT.Copy !req
1488. BUT MOST OF THEM STAY
UP ON THAT PEDESTAL...Copy !req
1489. "WORSHIP ME.
SEND ME YOUR MONEY."Copy !req
1490. OH, YEAH, LET IT'S A CHORE
TO SIGN A PICTURE.Copy !req
1491. Goddamn fuck.Copy !req
1492. "I CAN'T GO TO THE MALL,
'CAUSE EVERYBODY KEEPS RUNNING."Copy !req
1493. I'M LIKE, "I'M GONNA GO
TO THE MALLCopy !req
1494. AND FUCKING HANG OUT
WITH EVERYBODY."Copy !req
1495. "WHAT'S UP?"HEY!"Copy !req
1496. THAT'S MY DIFFERENCE.Copy !req
1497. AM I SOMETHING SPECIAL?
NO, THAT'S JUST ME.Copy !req
1498. I FOUGHT
FOR A DIFFERENT REASON.Copy !req
1499. I FOUGHT
'CAUSE IT'S ALL I KNEW.Copy !req
1500. I FOUGHT
'CAUSE IT'S MY LIFE.Copy !req
1501. I LOVE TRAINING,
I ENJOY IT,Copy !req
1502. BUT AT THE SAME TOKEN,
IF YOU WERE TO SIT NEXT TO ME,Copy !req
1503. I'LL HANG OUT WITH YOU;
YOU PROBABLY WANT TO GET UP
AND LEAVE ME.Copy !req
1504. "GODDAMN, THAT KID
WON'T SHUT UP. LET'S GO."Copy !req
1505. OR I CAN LOOK
AT THE POOR KIDS AND GO,Copy !req
1506. "YEAH, MAN, I KNOW
HOW YOU FEEL."Copy !req
1507. SUCKS GETTING SHAFTED
'CAUSE YOUR FUCKING CLOTHESCopy !req
1508. AIN'T AS COOL AS THE OTHER GUY,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
1509. SO, MY VALUES, YEAH,Copy !req
1510. BUT THE FACT THAT I SHARE
MY VALUES OUT LOUD.Copy !req
1511. I'M ONE OF THE BADDEST MEN
ON THE PLANET.Copy !req
1512. I WAS A WORLD CHAMPION.Copy !req
1513. POUND FOR POUND
AT ONE POINT, PROBABLY,Copy !req
1514. I WAS TOP ONE OR TWO
BEST FIGHTERS IN THE WORLD...Copy !req
1515. AND I'LL CRY,Copy !req
1516. AND I'LL TELL YOU
THAT I'M SAD,Copy !req
1517. AND I'LL TALK TO YOU
ABOUT DEPRESSION,Copy !req
1518. AND I'LL TELL YOU
ABOUT ANXIETY ATTACKS,Copy !req
1519. AND I'LL SHARE WITH YOU
MY FEARS FOR OUR CHILDREN.Copy !req
1520. I'LL STEP UP ON THAT PEDESTAL TO
FIGHT, AND STEP RIGHT BACK OFF.Copy !req
1521. PEOPLE ASK ME,
"WELL, YOU'RE FAMOUS."Copy !req
1522. I THINK I'M PROBABLY
THE ONLY PERSON ON THE PLANETCopy !req
1523. KNOWN BY AS MANY PEOPLE
AS I AM OR WHATEVER,Copy !req
1524. YOU KNOW, PEOPLE GO,
"OH, YOU'RE FAMOUS."Copy !req
1525. NO, I AIN'T FAMOUS,
AND I MEAN IT WHEN I SAY IT.Copy !req
1526. I GO, "FAMOUS PEOPLE
ARE RICH.Copy !req
1527. "FAMOUS PEOPLE
HAVE BODYGUARDS AND THEY GO...Copy !req
1528. "YOU KNOW, THEY SLIDE OFF
INTO HIDDEN PLACES.Copy !req
1529. NAH, I'M JUST POPULAR."Copy !req
1530. THAT'S IT.
I'M EVERYDAY FUCKING DUDE.Copy !req
1531. PEOPLE JUST KNOW MY NAME.
I'M JUST POPULAR.Copy !req
1532. TO GET IN THERE, UH, ME,
I START—Copy !req
1533. START THINKING
ABOUT WHERE I CAME FROM.Copy !req
1534. I START THINKING ABOUT
EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN THROUGH,Copy !req
1535. AND I START GOING CRAZY.Copy !req
1536. I JUST WANT TO PERFORM.Copy !req
1537. I JUST WANT TO PERFORM
IN FRONT OF THESE PEOPLE.Copy !req
1538. I JUST WANT TO GET
THINGS DONE,Copy !req
1539. AND ALL THE WHILE
I'M JUST THINKING,Copy !req
1540. "MAN, JUST CAPITALIZE.
YOU COME FROM NOTHING.Copy !req
1541. "YOU CAME FROM THIS.
NO ONE SAID YOU COULD DO THIS.Copy !req
1542. "YOU GOT THIS. YOU WORK IT.
FUCKING HITTING IT.Copy !req
1543. "BE SMART, HANDS UP,
HANDS UP. DON'T GET CAUGHT.Copy !req
1544. DON'T LEAVE YOUR ARMS OUT.
DON'T GET STUCK IN THINGS."Copy !req
1545. AND NOW YOU PUT
YOUR GEAR ON.Copy !req
1546. YOU GOT YOUR SHORTS ON,
SWEATING.Copy !req
1547. NOW IT'S HITTING.
NOW YOU'RE LIKE,
EVERYTHING'S WELLING UP.Copy !req
1548. AT THAT POINT, I GOTTA
TURN AROUND AND CRY,Copy !req
1549. 'CAUSE I GOT SUCH MUCH
BUILT UP IN ME,Copy !req
1550. THE ONLY WAY I CAN RELEASE IT
IS IF I CRY SOME.Copy !req
1551. YOU CAN HEAR
THE OTHER GUY'S MUSIC—Copy !req
1552. 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS GOING LAST.Copy !req
1553. I WAS THE WORLD CHAMPION,
SO I'M ALWAYS GOING LAST.Copy !req
1554. SO I'M JUST SITTING, LIKE,
"COME ON, MAN.Copy !req
1555. JUST GET AFTER IT.
GET AFTER IT."Copy !req
1556. YOU KNOW, AND THEN
ALL OF SUDDEN THEY GO,Copy !req
1557. "OKAY, JENS, IT'S TIME.
IT'S TIME."Copy !req
1558. THE CAMERAS GET UP
IN FRONT OF YOUR FACECopy !req
1559. AND THEY— BBT!--
BUST THAT CURTAIN OPENCopy !req
1560. AND PEOPLE START SCREAMING
AND YOUR MUSIC STARTS,Copy !req
1561. AND THEN IT'S JUST...Copy !req
1562. LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT
TO GO UNDERWATER.Copy !req
1563. TAKE THE FUCKING PLUNGE.
CAN'T GO BACK.Copy !req
1564. THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE,
MAN, EVERY TIME.Copy !req
1565. EVERY TIME—Copy !req
1566. YOU KNOW,
AND THEN YOU GO OUT THERECopy !req
1567. AND YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.Copy !req
1568. IT'S ALREADY PREDETERMINED.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.Copy !req
1569. JUST FIGHT YOUR HEART OUT.Copy !req
1570. YOU TRAIN HARD, YOU FIGHT HARD.Copy !req
1571. DO WHAT YOU CAN.
SHIT HAPPENS.Copy !req
1572. THE BIGGEST BATTLE
IS YOU WENT OUT THERE.Copy !req