1. Wow, it's dark in here.
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2. - Now it's too bright.
- File 82-7-0-2.
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3. Agent Rick Dicker interrogating.
State your name.
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4. Kari McKeen. It's like Carrie,
only with a K instead of a C,
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5. and an "ah" instead of an "a",
only one R, and an I instead of an I-E.
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6. Tell me about the incident.
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7. It started out like any
normal sitting gig, you know,
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8. with the reassuring of the parent
and all.
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9. Mrs Parr, I can handle anything
this baby can dish out.
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10. Can't I, little boo boo?
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11. Who can handle it? Who can handle it?
Mrs Parr? Mrs Parr?
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12. Well, she knows
you're in good hands.
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13. Now, who's ready
for some neurological stimulation?
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14. It's time for cognitive develop...
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15. Who's the goo-goo baby?
Where's the hiding...
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16. That was really weird.
Wait right here.
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17. Hello, Mrs Parr, this is Kari.
I have a question about Jack-Jack.
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18. Can you call me?
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19. Jack-Jack. Baby? Where are you?
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20. Mrs Parr, it's me. Jack-Jack is fine,
but weird things are happening,
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21. and you need to tell me
what to do, 'cause I'm...
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22. How'd you get...?
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23. We're gonna calm things down
a bit now,
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24. and look at flash cards.
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25. Won't that be fun?
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26. Triangle.
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27. Good. House.
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28. Good. Campfire.
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29. Don't panic.
Baby on fire. Baby on fire.
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30. Good baby! Nice baby.
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31. - Yes?
- Is this the Parr's residence?
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32. Yes. I'm Kari, the babysitter.
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33. Well, hello, Kari. I'm...
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34. You're my replacement.
Thank heaven you've come!
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35. What does "S" stand for?
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36. For sitter. Yeah, sitter.
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37. Originally, I was gonna have
initials for babysitter,
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38. but I would have been going around
wearing a big "BS."
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39. You understand why
I couldn't go with that.
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40. - And you believed him?
- The baby was exploding!
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41. You ever sit
an exploding baby before, Mr Dicker?
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42. - What's that?
- Have you told anyone about this?
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43. - Your parents?
- They thought I was being funny.
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44. But you believe me,
don't you, Mr Dicker?
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45. - Sure, kid.
- I wish I could forget the whole thing.
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46. You will, kid.
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47. You will.
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