1. Headquarters.Copy !req
2. A what?Copy !req
3. Come in here!Copy !req
4. How's that smoke? Good?Copy !req
5. All right, here we go.
Full tight on the monster. Rolling.Copy !req
6. Is me being pulled in
only that much to the table, it's fine?Copy !req
7. Well, the main thing is
we need to hide your body more.Copy !req
8. Wee Man! Wee Man!Copy !req
9. Wee Man! Wee Man!Copy !req
10. Fucking look! Wee Man! Right there!Copy !req
11. There! Fire!Copy !req
12. What?Copy !req
13. Fire this way!Copy !req
14. Fire! Shoot it!Copy !req
15. Settle down, big fella!Copy !req
16. This is all just a big misunderstanding.Copy !req
17. We can work this out like pals. Settle!Copy !req
18. Oh, no! Oh, no!Copy !req
19. No, no, no!Copy !req
20. Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville!
Welcome to Jackass!Copy !req
21. Hey, Steve-O, how does it feel
to be on the set twenty years later?Copy !req
22. Man, it'sCopy !req
23. it's pretty heavy, dude.Copy !req
24. You think about how the last movie hadCopy !req
25. the credits which showed us
when we first started,Copy !req
26. and it was ten years later.Copy !req
27. And now it's another ten years.Copy !req
28. I got to say I look great, though.Copy !req
29. Oh, my God.Copy !req
30. Poopies, that was really uncool.Copy !req
31. Do you feel the vibration?Copy !req
32. Wow.Copy !req
33. Hi, I'm Preston Lacy.
This is the Human Ramp.Copy !req
34. That's David Gravette.
Come on, we got to go.Copy !req
35. Someone's being a little dramatic.Copy !req
36. - Oh, my God, we got to go.
- Let's make it quick!Copy !req
37. He's coming!Copy !req
38. Brace yourselves.Copy !req
39. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
40. - You all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
41. Wow.Copy !req
42. - You're not filming my bald spot, are you?
- No.Copy !req
43. Goddamn it!
Is that why you put that camera...Copy !req
44. No more bald spot.Copy !req
45. Fuck this.
I got to just get up and walk this off.Copy !req
46. Backfire!Copy !req
47. You look like the Kool-Aid Man.Copy !req
48. It's time to introduce Zach Holmes
and say goodbye to the Human Ramp.Copy !req
49. Goodbye, Human Ramp!Copy !req
50. We're gonna fucking die.Copy !req
51. Yes! Fuck, yes!Copy !req
52. Oh, my God, yes!Copy !req
53. That was awesome.Copy !req
54. I don't think Preston's okay.Copy !req
55. Look at this sucker.Copy !req
56. Oh, my God.Copy !req
57. Well done, Preston.Copy !req
58. My name's Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to the Dum Dum Game.Copy !req
59. Oh! I'm sorry, dude.Copy !req
60. Are you fucking kidding me?Copy !req
61. My hand hit the button.Copy !req
62. - Poopies...
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
63. Fuck.Copy !req
64. Dick pain hurts.Copy !req
65. All right, let's play this game.Copy !req
66. Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to the Dum Dum Game.Copy !req
67. Our lucky contestants are going to be
answering trivia questions.Copy !req
68. All these questions are
on a fourth-grade level.Copy !req
69. If you get them right,
you're safe and in the clear.Copy !req
70. If you get them wrong...Copy !req
71. Oh, boy.Copy !req
72. Last man standing is the winner.Copy !req
73. Okay, first question. Poopies.Copy !req
74. Jenny has 2 plates of 12 cookies.
Frank has 4 plates of 6 cookies.Copy !req
75. Who has more cookies?Copy !req
76. Jen.Copy !req
77. Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
78. I can't do math!Copy !req
79. I'll remember that
on my next question, Poopies.Copy !req
80. Yeah, thanks, Johnny.Copy !req
81. Oh, dude.Copy !req
82. Okay, Ehren.Copy !req
83. Please spell the word "dumbbell."Copy !req
84. Dumbbell.Copy !req
85. D-U-M-B...Copy !req
86. What is it?Copy !req
87. D-U-M...Copy !req
88. B-E-L-L?Copy !req
89. Oh, God.Copy !req
90. - Sorry, that was wrong.
- Don't be a dumbbell.Copy !req
91. Poopies.Copy !req
92. Who played the piano
on Elton John's album,Copy !req
93. Madman Across the Water?Copy !req
94. What's his name?Copy !req
95. Elton John.Copy !req
96. Oh! That is correct!Copy !req
97. That is correct, Poopies.Copy !req
98. I didn't think
you were gonna get that one.Copy !req
99. At last, see, you're doing good.
Way to go.Copy !req
100. Fuck, yeah!Copy !req
101. Wee Man, question:Copy !req
102. What family of instruments
does the piano belong to?Copy !req
103. Strings.Copy !req
104. - It's a percussion instrument.
- I was gonna say that!Copy !req
105. I'm sorry, Wee Man, but you're out.Copy !req
106. - All right, good with me!
- That's integrity.Copy !req
107. Poopies,
if you get this next question wrong,Copy !req
108. Ehren unfortunately wins.Copy !req
109. If a square is 5 inches tall
and 5 inches wide,Copy !req
110. what is the area?Copy !req
111. 10 inches direct... around.Copy !req
112. I'm sorry, Poopies, but that is wrong.Copy !req
113. Ehren, I'm sorry. I hit the wrong button.Copy !req
114. But, Poopies, that was wrong.Copy !req
115. Fuck this shit. I'm out of here. Fuck it!Copy !req
116. Ehren is the winner!Copy !req
117. Ehren is the winner!Copy !req
118. Tell him that we're filming.Copy !req
119. Yes! Oh, yes!Copy !req
120. Oh, my God!Copy !req
121. Yeah, that rang my bell.Copy !req
122. I took a huge shit in there, too.Copy !req
123. So today, we're gonna bring the cast
into this room two at a time,Copy !req
124. because they think
I'm doing a rattlesnake stunt.Copy !req
125. But that's just a ruse to get them in here
so we can lock the door,Copy !req
126. turn out the lights
and make their life a living hell.Copy !req
127. This is Silence of the Lambs.Copy !req
128. Dave England, Ehren McGhehey.Copy !req
129. We have Jules here.Copy !req
130. - Jules? The snake guy?
- I'm out. See you.Copy !req
131. Come on, Ehren.
You guys are just peanut gallery for this.Copy !req
132. He's got
a western diamondback rattlesnake.Copy !req
133. He's gonna release it on the ground.Copy !req
134. Pontius is gonna take a cookie
and set it on its head.Copy !req
135. And then I'm going to try
and take the cookie off its head.Copy !req
136. This is a western diamondback rattlesnake.Copy !req
137. It's very, very venomous.Copy !req
138. He will bite you if you get too close,
and he will kill you or try to.Copy !req
139. - I'm not kidding.
- So let's look at it.Copy !req
140. - Oh, fuck!
- Oh, my God, dude.Copy !req
141. Oh, shit.Copy !req
142. - Look.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
143. Fuck this, brah.Copy !req
144. Can you feel my heart?Copy !req
145. Wow, dude!Copy !req
146. It's going as fast as that rattlesnake.Copy !req
147. I'm really scared for Johnny right now.Copy !req
148. Let's put the snake away and get
these guys miked. It's time to do this.Copy !req
149. They're huge! Those are big-ass snakes.Copy !req
150. All right, switch the bucket.
Let's get the snake out of the room.Copy !req
151. Is there an antidope here?Copy !req
152. Hey, let's get Knoxville for me.Copy !req
153. That is what it's called.
Antivenom, not antidope.Copy !req
154. What's antidope mean? I don't even know.Copy !req
155. - Johnny Knoxville!
- They're coming in right now.Copy !req
156. What's antidope?Copy !req
157. Um, that's like...Copy !req
158. Oh, my fucking God.Copy !req
159. No!Copy !req
160. - Goddamn.
- Oh, fuck you guys!Copy !req
161. Why are we the only ones in here now?Copy !req
162. I don't know, dude.Copy !req
163. Doggone it!Copy !req
164. - What?
- Shit.Copy !req
165. Hello, my name is Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to hell.Copy !req
166. Oh, fuck. Fucking rattlesnake in here?Copy !req
167. Ehren, what are you doing?
Don't use me as a human shield.Copy !req
168. - So if we get bit, we die.
- Yeah. Oh, God!Copy !req
169. Are you serious?Copy !req
170. This is so fucked up.
I knew this was gonna happen.Copy !req
171. Why the fuck did we go
down to the basement?Copy !req
172. Come on.Copy !req
173. Knox, what the fuck? Come on.Copy !req
174. Come on.Copy !req
175. What the fuck?Copy !req
176. Dude, what the hell?Copy !req
177. What the fuck?
I knew this was gonna happen!Copy !req
178. Stop! Oh! Fuck you guys, dude.Copy !req
179. P, where are you?Copy !req
180. - I'm gonna break that fucking door down.
- Do it, Ehren.Copy !req
181. Fuck this shit! Fuck you guys!Copy !req
182. Fucking get the fuck out of here!Copy !req
183. All right, knock over the bucket
and cue the snake sound.Copy !req
184. Oh, shit.Copy !req
185. - Oh, shit.
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
186. Hey, guys, stay on the couch.
The fucking snake.Copy !req
187. Stay still.
Guys, honestly, be fucking chill.Copy !req
188. This is not cool, seriously.
Get me the fuck out of here.Copy !req
189. Fuck off!Copy !req
190. There's a snake, Dave.Copy !req
191. Where are you, Ehren? Ehren?Copy !req
192. Ehren! What the fuck? Ehren!Copy !req
193. - How am I supposed to even help you, Dave?
- I just need to know you're there.Copy !req
194. Fuck this!Copy !req
195. I got a weapon now, motherfuckers.Copy !req
196. I got a weapon.Copy !req
197. Don't hit me, Ehren! Don't hit me.Copy !req
198. You fucking...Copy !req
199. Ehren, don't fucking not answer me.
They have night vision in here.Copy !req
200. There's a door! Dave, over here! This way!Copy !req
201. Yeah, right. Fuck that door.
There's something bad over there.Copy !req
202. - No, I promise!
- No, you don't know shit.Copy !req
203. There's a door.
I just opened it, I swear to God!Copy !req
204. Oh, wow, how convenient.Copy !req
205. Come this way.
I swear to God, I'm not lying.Copy !req
206. - Fuck that door.
- You're on your own then, fucker!Copy !req
207. Ehren!Copy !req
208. What the fuck is going on?Copy !req
209. I can't even fucking do it.Copy !req
210. This is fucking scary.
Seriously, this is fucked up.Copy !req
211. This is not cool, dude.Copy !req
212. Fuck! What the fuck? His head!
Oh, my God, fuck!Copy !req
213. Ow, fuck! Did I just get bit?Copy !req
214. - Did you get bit?
- Yeah, by something.Copy !req
215. What the fuck was that?Copy !req
216. Fuck, Jeff! He got fucking bit! Turn on...Copy !req
217. - Jeff, this is fucking unsafe.
- There's no lights!Copy !req
218. Oh, my God, this is so fucked up.Copy !req
219. You got snake bit. We got to get you
medical attention. Come here.Copy !req
220. We got to get him to the medic.Copy !req
221. I'm gonna have
a fucking heart attack, dude.Copy !req
222. Okay, just go straight.Copy !req
223. Okay.Copy !req
224. Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!Copy !req
225. Motherfucker!Copy !req
226. I don't even know where my glasses are.
What the fuck?Copy !req
227. Great. Fucking awesome.Copy !req
228. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
229. Holy shit!Copy !req
230. Motherfucking...Copy !req
231. - Oh, my God!
- Ow! Fucking bitch!Copy !req
232. Lights on.Copy !req
233. Zach, you all right? Holy shit!Copy !req
234. I heard Zach, and it sounded
like he was getting murdered in here.Copy !req
235. I thought this was the only way
to get out, so I just climbed over it.Copy !req
236. And then it broke.Copy !req
237. Let Ehren out.Copy !req
238. Let me out.Copy !req
239. - Can I go outside now?
- No, we're done. We're done.Copy !req
240. No, we're not.Copy !req
241. The rest of my life
I'm gonna have nightmares, dude.Copy !req
242. I want to go now. Open that fucking door.Copy !req
243. - Go out that one. This one is locked.
- No. Fuck you!Copy !req
244. I'll just start a new life in here.Copy !req
245. I will fucking live here.Copy !req
246. How's this look?Copy !req
247. It's fucking lubed up.Copy !req
248. - Are we sponsored by Glide?
- Not yet.Copy !req
249. Just say, "This is Body Surfing."
We don't need your names.Copy !req
250. - I want to say my name!
- All right.Copy !req
251. This is Zach, I'm Jasper,
and this is Body Surfing, motherfucker!Copy !req
252. Surf 'em! Surf's up!Copy !req
253. No, no, no!Copy !req
254. - Bye-bye, Jasper!
- Oh, shit, he's hauling ass.Copy !req
255. The rocks hurt.Copy !req
256. I'm Poopies, big-time movie star,Copy !req
257. and today, we're big-wave surfing.Copy !req
258. Switch!Copy !req
259. He got knocked off.Copy !req
260. He has no arms.Copy !req
261. You have no arms? Oh, that sucks.Copy !req
262. And then came the heartbreaking news
that horses don't have arms.Copy !req
263. I'm Eric Manaka,
and this is the Horse Race.Copy !req
264. - Put your hat on and go, man.
- My eyes!Copy !req
265. Go! Run, run!Copy !req
266. Oh, Eric. All back.Copy !req
267. - You all right?
- Is he okay? He's not moving.Copy !req
268. Well, he can't. His arms are trapped.Copy !req
269. That fucking hurt.Copy !req
270. Two, one, go!Copy !req
271. - Oh, no, we're going the wrong way!
- No, you're not.Copy !req
272. Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
273. Oh, my God!Copy !req
274. Holy shit.Copy !req
275. That was crazy.Copy !req
276. Oh, my God. I'm not doing that again.Copy !req
277. This guy's one badass dude right here.Copy !req
278. - I love you, dude.
- That was sick.Copy !req
279. You showed us how to surf.Copy !req
280. Yeah, I don't look that good, man.Copy !req
281. Oh, shit, that's crazy.Copy !req
282. All right, take off the lid.Copy !req
283. Go ahead
and tap that right over the top of it.Copy !req
284. Ow! One got me already.Copy !req
285. Gosh damn.Copy !req
286. Here comes the queenCopy !req
287. looking for her king.Copy !req
288. Jesus Christ, dude, this is fucking...Copy !req
289. I was like, "Yeah, cool, let's do this!"Copy !req
290. This little brown box
has the queen bee in it.Copy !req
291. Apparently, she's pretty important.Copy !req
292. And that's going to attract the other bees
to the queen, right?Copy !req
293. - Yes.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
294. There's a lot of bees, Steve-O.Copy !req
295. Just remember, don't pinch
between his balls and his bootyCopy !req
296. because he'll feel it real quick.Copy !req
297. Poopie, relax. Poopie, relax, dawg.Copy !req
298. Poopies just got stung.Copy !req
299. Do we add all the bees
or is it better to go...Copy !req
300. You got to kind of gently put 'em up.Copy !req
301. - Move your hand, Steve-O.
- Tilt it.Copy !req
302. Oh, shit.Copy !req
303. What? What?Copy !req
304. God, my fucking dick got one!Copy !req
305. Put them right up there on top of it.Copy !req
306. They're really latching on now, Steve-O.Copy !req
307. - It's working, yeah.
- It's going good.Copy !req
308. It's really going good.Copy !req
309. Oh, boy, they are really...Copy !req
310. Oh, goddamn it.Copy !req
311. Give them a little bridge?Copy !req
312. There you go. Find your mommy.Copy !req
313. There's a lot of 'em
right in the taint area.Copy !req
314. Your whole Zen approach to staying calm
is really working, Steve-O.Copy !req
315. That yoga's really been helping.Copy !req
316. Yeah, I'm meditating.Copy !req
317. Around the table.Copy !req
318. It's gonna make you look good, Steve-O.Copy !req
319. Yeah, it is adding length.
It's kind of like Mr. Snuffleupagus.Copy !req
320. Are you good, O, or what?Copy !req
321. It moves when you move!Copy !req
322. Just wiggle it, just wiggle it. Wiggle!Copy !req
323. The best thing to do is take off running.Copy !req
324. - Take off, Steve-O, go!
- Just take off running.Copy !req
325. Run, Steve-O!Copy !req
326. That's the only way
the bees won't sting you.Copy !req
327. I got a fucking ball sack full
of bee stingers too.Copy !req
328. Yeah, I got a fucking bunch of 'em.Copy !req
329. Hello, my name is Irving Zisman.Copy !req
330. This is my good-for-nothing granddaughterCopy !req
331. and our not-so-handy handyman, Zach.Copy !req
332. Today, we're going to
do a little furniture shopping.Copy !req
333. Hey, do you guys think this looks straight
or is it sort of...Copy !req
334. I just think if it was...Copy !req
335. If you would hang the top left side,
I could tell if it's straight or not.Copy !req
336. Okay, for sure.Copy !req
337. Is everything on sale?Copy !req
338. Right now, I'm just doing the pillows.
They're half price today.Copy !req
339. Oh, okay. Thank you, son.Copy !req
340. But I'm sure everything
might be on sale today.Copy !req
341. Wow.Copy !req
342. What is this over here?Copy !req
343. This is pretty good.Copy !req
344. A fella could have
a pretty good time on this.Copy !req
345. Hey, can you hand me the black tape?Copy !req
346. My God.Copy !req
347. What the hell happened?Copy !req
348. Are you okay?Copy !req
349. I went up high as a moose's caboose!Copy !req
350. Oh, my God.Copy !req
351. - Did you do that?
- I'm so sorry.Copy !req
352. This is my second day on the job.
I fell off.Copy !req
353. You trying to take advantage
of a defenseless old man?Copy !req
354. Grandpa, are you okay?Copy !req
355. I was attacked.Copy !req
356. He went higher than that roof.
He went all the way up in there.Copy !req
357. - What?
- You see this thing right here?Copy !req
358. Your grandfather just sat on it
and laid back.Copy !req
359. And this guy fell down, and it knocked
your grandfather through the roof.Copy !req
360. Jesus, he does this shit all the time.Copy !req
361. I'm Rob Dyrdek,
and this is Musical Chair Bags.Copy !req
362. Incredible fine young men.
New talent. War dogs.Copy !req
363. War dogs. New talent.Copy !req
364. One of them
is about to get blown sky-high.Copy !req
365. The rest are gonna get really lucky
and just sit comfortably.Copy !req
366. Our DJ for the day is Miss Rachel Wolfson.Copy !req
367. Wee Man's going to space.Copy !req
368. Shit.Copy !req
369. Wee Man, I'm sorry, man.Copy !req
370. How many times do we get to play?Copy !req
371. This is probably a oner.Copy !req
372. Shit!Copy !req
373. - I'm loving the energy, fellas.
- Keep it up. Nice twirls.Copy !req
374. The happiness.Copy !req
375. Oh, shit, get in it!Copy !req
376. And let's keep going.Copy !req
377. Good one! Good shit.Copy !req
378. Find your chairs!Copy !req
379. One more time!Copy !req
380. Yay! More fun!Copy !req
381. What happened to the dancing?Copy !req
382. Let's do it already!Copy !req
383. Wee Man is not happy. He's not happy!Copy !req
384. - Wee Man, come on!
- Get some spirit in it.Copy !req
385. Holy fuck!Copy !req
386. - Oh, man.
- What happened to you?Copy !req
387. I believe he shot up
and into the hole, man.Copy !req
388. Wee Man flipped!Copy !req
389. How did you go backwards?Copy !req
390. We have our champion.Copy !req
391. - I landed on all that shit.
- Look at the safety precautions.Copy !req
392. I thought we were supposed to
have pads on the tubes and the metal.Copy !req
393. Forgot that detail.Copy !req
394. Once upon a time lived a father and son,
imprisoned on the island of Crete.Copy !req
395. Tired of life in the joint,Copy !req
396. the father had the son gather up
feathers lying around the cellCopy !req
397. and made them both wings.Copy !req
398. And they went off
to escape the Isle of Crete forever.Copy !req
399. But there was one thing they left out
of the ancient myth:Copy !req
400. The cannon.Copy !req
401. Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville,
and this is the Flight of Icarus.Copy !req
402. And if you think we're wearing underpants
under these tunics,Copy !req
403. you're sadly mistaken, my friend.Copy !req
404. A little something for you?Copy !req
405. They should just point it straight up.Copy !req
406. Either way it goes,
he'll land in this lake.Copy !req
407. How big of an angle is it gonna be?Copy !req
408. Oh, God, they're gonna make it bad.Copy !req
409. Oh, they're doing it.Copy !req
410. - Oh, man, that's steep.
- Holy shit, Knox.Copy !req
411. In ten,Copy !req
412. nine, eight, seven, six, five,Copy !req
413. four, three, two, one!Copy !req
414. I felt like I got a 200-pound colonic
up my ass.Copy !req
415. You flew like an angel!Copy !req
416. Unfortunately,
young Icarus got a little bit cocky,Copy !req
417. and, sure enough,
flew too close to the sun,Copy !req
418. and fell to his doom.Copy !req
419. - That was rad. Dude.
- There's blood on the elbows.Copy !req
420. Attaboy. You got it, man.
Fucking right on, dude.Copy !req
421. - The wrist okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
422. Good job.Copy !req
423. This is the Quiet Game.Copy !req
424. The object of this game
is to remain completely silent.Copy !req
425. How was that?Copy !req
426. Do we all understand the rules,
and we're not gonna make any noise?Copy !req
427. All right. Well, let's get started.Copy !req
428. Rachel, your challenge in the Quiet Game
is to lick the electric lollipop.Copy !req
429. Are you ready?Copy !req
430. Our first mime did really well.Copy !req
431. Way to go.Copy !req
432. The bar has been set.
It's gonna be hard to beat.Copy !req
433. For our next challenge,
our friend Jules hereCopy !req
434. is going to help Poopies kiss
this deadly viper.Copy !req
435. - What kind of snake is it?
- It's a Texas rat snake.Copy !req
436. Ooh, he's a feisty little bugger.
How you feeling, Poopies?Copy !req
437. They venomous?Copy !req
438. We ready?Copy !req
439. - Go, go, go.
- Go in for the kiss.Copy !req
440. Have to get in closer. Closer. Closer.Copy !req
441. Up and down, up and down. Up and down.Copy !req
442. You know, you don't... Stay!Copy !req
443. Give him a kiss.Copy !req
444. - Move your head.
- Closer. Closer.Copy !req
445. - Oh, my God!
- You got another one. Go, go, go!Copy !req
446. We didn't get it.
Come on, Poopies, you need to go again.Copy !req
447. - One more. You got this.
- You can do it.Copy !req
448. Right there. Touch his tail.
Do it. Come on, man.Copy !req
449. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
450. A little kissy.Copy !req
451. Oh, my goodness!Copy !req
452. Rachel and Poopies
laying down the gauntlet on Steve-O.Copy !req
453. I got to save you!Copy !req
454. I'm saving you!Copy !req
455. I got to save Jeff!Copy !req
456. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
457. I have one on me.Copy !req
458. I couldn't get it out.Copy !req
459. So, confidence is very, very high
with our third contestant, Steve-O,Copy !req
460. for the skateboard guillotine.Copy !req
461. Wow! He's talking smack.Copy !req
462. That's some mime shit-talking over there.Copy !req
463. All the way.Copy !req
464. All the way?Copy !req
465. He's bold.Copy !req
466. He's very cocky, this guy. All right.Copy !req
467. On three.Copy !req
468. I forgot to be fucking quiet, dude.Copy !req
469. Well, we have our winners,Copy !req
470. and we have Steve-O.Copy !req
471. Zackass!
He's a real wild, crazy guyCopy !req
472. He's a gnarly superstar Zackass!Copy !req
473. There's nothing he won't do
Zackass!Copy !req
474. He'll jump in cactus for youCopy !req
475. While we all stand and laughCopy !req
476. Go, go, Zach!Copy !req
477. The Jackass guys are getting old
We paid our duesCopy !req
478. So we're handing the torch to youCopy !req
479. Zackass!Copy !req
480. All right.Copy !req
481. Man, that was good.Copy !req
482. What are you going to be doing today?Copy !req
483. Hit somebody in the nuts.Copy !req
484. Francis hits harder than
any heavyweight in the MMA.Copy !req
485. It's insane.Copy !req
486. - Does Ehren know this?
- No, I told Ehren it was a lightweight.Copy !req
487. I didn't tell him it was a heavyweight.
Jeff and I forgot to mention that.Copy !req
488. All right, he's coming, guys.Copy !req
489. That's not a fucking lightweight!
What are you guys talking about?Copy !req
490. What? No.Copy !req
491. What's going on here?Copy !req
492. You guys...Copy !req
493. Almost twenty years ago today,
we filmed the original cup test.Copy !req
494. I'm Johnny Knoxville.
This is the Cup Test.Copy !req
495. And now twenty years later,
we're still doing the same stupid shit.Copy !req
496. This is the Cup Test.Copy !req
497. I love how you're smiling at him too.Copy !req
498. I just Googled
"the hardest punch ever recorded."Copy !req
499. "Francis Ngannou's punch is the equivalentCopy !req
500. of being hit by a Ford Escort
at top speed."Copy !req
501. "His punch is the equivalent of..."Copy !req
502. Wait. You don't need to read that now.Copy !req
503. You're about to be hit by a car, Ehren!Copy !req
504. - All right, fight fans.
- All right, we're ready.Copy !req
505. - Did you hear something break?
- Yeah.Copy !req
506. I heard this, like, crack.Copy !req
507. I thought it was the cup.Copy !req
508. Is that the hardest
you've ever hit someone in the ding-ding?Copy !req
509. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
510. Because I never hit somebody
in the ding-ding on purpose.Copy !req
511. Eric, what's about to go down here?Copy !req
512. Ehren's gonna get
the world's fastest softball pitcher.Copy !req
513. She's gonna pitch a softball at his balls.Copy !req
514. We ain't a fucking bunch
of NASA scientists over here.Copy !req
515. This ain't a Mensa convention.
We're getting down and dirty.Copy !req
516. I'm Danger Ehren,
and this is the Softball Test.Copy !req
517. Play ball!Copy !req
518. She can't wait to hit him in the nuts.Copy !req
519. That was all thigh.Copy !req
520. - Don't turn! That would've hit him.
- You turned into it!Copy !req
521. - Wait, you can't quit already!
- Close your eyes.Copy !req
522. That would've hit you in the ding-ding
and you'd have been done for the day.Copy !req
523. It's a softball.Copy !req
524. There's nothing soft
about this fucking ball, it's just bigger.Copy !req
525. She keeps hitting him
in the same exact spot.Copy !req
526. - You're moving, dude!
- Why'd you move?Copy !req
527. I don't know!Copy !req
528. Don't hang brains out the side.Copy !req
529. I'm not trying to,
but it keeps slipping around.Copy !req
530. You're wearing it backwards
or upside down.Copy !req
531. I don't need physics
from you guys right now.Copy !req
532. Physics!Copy !req
533. Fuck yeah, let's go!Copy !req
534. Bullseye!Copy !req
535. Ehren.Copy !req
536. What the fuck, dude?Copy !req
537. No, no, time out!Copy !req
538. Hey, Ehren!Copy !req
539. No joke, you're fucked. You're done.Copy !req
540. I'm here with professional hockey player
P.K. Subban.Copy !req
541. This is the Hockey Cup Test.Copy !req
542. All right. Yeah!Copy !req
543. Come on.Copy !req
544. That was about 85 miles per hour.Copy !req
545. Holy shit, man!
That fucking knocked me out.Copy !req
546. What the fuck, man? That was insane!Copy !req
547. - Now I'm gonna go for your nuts.
- Oh, God.Copy !req
548. Fuck you, Ehren!Copy !req
549. We got him! That a boy.Copy !req
550. We got the whambulance coming for you
if you don't get to this next bit.Copy !req
551. I'll tell you right now,Copy !req
552. if the jokes continue,
I will stand up and walk away.Copy !req
553. He's going to take his nuts and go home?Copy !req
554. - Sneak up on it.
- Teasing. He's teasing.Copy !req
555. Not teasing!Copy !req
556. Perfect.Copy !req
557. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
558. His nuts are bleeding. We got blood.Copy !req
559. I'm sorry, Ehren.Copy !req
560. Fuck, this cup sucked!Copy !req
561. This is the worst cup of them all.Copy !req
562. I'm starting to think
those cups don't work, dude.Copy !req
563. That cup sucks.Copy !req
564. Yeah, it slipped down
and pinned your nut to the ground.Copy !req
565. Oh, my God!Copy !req
566. Fuck, dude.Copy !req
567. Good job.Copy !req
568. Lance? How you doing, Lance?Copy !req
569. Dude, grab the camera.Copy !req
570. Let me have your camera, Lance.Copy !req
571. Can I get another mask?Copy !req
572. Can Lance get another mask, please?Copy !req
573. Jeff, you got any predictions
who we might get today with this?Copy !req
574. I'm worried. We've been hitting the guys
pretty hard all week, soCopy !req
575. their nerves are pretty well shot.Copy !req
576. And if they do trust us
to go to the bathroom todayCopy !req
577. they're pretty less intelligent
than I thought.Copy !req
578. We're gonna build Cobra Kai dojos
all over this valley.Copy !req
579. - Hell yeah, we are.
- I haven't seen it yet.Copy !req
580. I'm gonna watch it.Copy !req
581. Wee Man would totally be a Cobra Kai.Copy !req
582. Miyagi's dojo is not even
worried about it. Cobra Kai rules.Copy !req
583. What happened?Copy !req
584. I don't know, dude.Copy !req
585. - I was trying to take a shit.
- What did you do to our outhouse?Copy !req
586. Even with an outbreak,
you're still blowing people up.Copy !req
587. As if life's not hard enough.Copy !req
588. To fart or not to fart?
That is the question.Copy !req
589. Well, I hope to.Copy !req
590. Because we've been trying to get this bit
for 14 years.Copy !req
591. Trying to light a fart underwater.Copy !req
592. Since Jackass Number Two.Copy !req
593. - Get your fucking ass up there.
- Well, let me do it, man.Copy !req
594. He's a loose cannon.Copy !req
595. - Oh, God.
- I didn't mean to do that.Copy !req
596. Who didn't see that coming?Copy !req
597. I am very excited, because we are
lighting the first ever fart underwater.Copy !req
598. And Tory Belleci is here today
to help us achieve our dream.Copy !req
599. It's good to have dreams.Copy !req
600. So, somebody is going to sit in the tank.Copy !req
601. And when they fart,
that glass dome is our fart catcher.Copy !req
602. Inside there we have
a little bit of oxygen and a spark.Copy !req
603. So hopefully, once that methane gas
gets caught in there,Copy !req
604. it'll ignite and we'll get
the underwater exploding fart.Copy !req
605. Steve-O, are you ready to make history?Copy !req
606. I'm ready to get in there
and see what happens.Copy !req
607. Oh, my goodness, folks,
we're about to make history with Steve-O!Copy !req
608. Okay, make sure his feet look good.Copy !req
609. - You ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready.Copy !req
610. - It's in there, man.
- Remember to give us a countdown.Copy !req
611. It's in there.Copy !req
612. "How was work today, honey?"Copy !req
613. - I know I'm gonna get it.
- Just relax.Copy !req
614. We got a fart!Copy !req
615. That was a huge one.Copy !req
616. - They're perfect bombs.
- There are, like, ten.Copy !req
617. There's not enough methane in his farts.Copy !req
618. The spark in that bowl
is going nonstop though.Copy !req
619. So we just need to catch enough farts.Copy !req
620. Count us down when you got...Copy !req
621. The farts aren't igniting.Copy !req
622. - We need an open flame.
- Yeah, bring it in.Copy !req
623. This won't hurt a bit.Copy !req
624. Come on, O.Copy !req
625. - There's bubbles.
- There's bubbles. Catch it!Copy !req
626. Yeah, get it! Catch it!Copy !req
627. - It worked!
- Wait, was that it? Was that it?Copy !req
628. Yes!Copy !req
629. I'm not a fucking scientist, man,
but that sounded pretty sweet.Copy !req
630. How did that explode?Copy !req
631. The spark in the fart catcher exploded it.Copy !req
632. That fucking really rocked my balls,
dude, that's for sure.Copy !req
633. All right, Jaws, you ready?Copy !req
634. Catch him!Copy !req
635. Jesus Christ! What the fuck?Copy !req
636. Dude, I was like, "Catch him!"Copy !req
637. - Are you okay?
- Yeah, man.Copy !req
638. - Where were you?
- I was...Copy !req
639. - "Where were you?"
- You were supposed to catch him!Copy !req
640. What's going on, Jasper?Copy !req
641. Today we got my dad, Dark Shark, on set,Copy !req
642. and honestly,
I don't think he's gonna like it.Copy !req
643. Why not?Copy !req
644. You know my dad. Ex-convict,
ex-gangbanger. Doesn't fear anything.Copy !req
645. Except he kind of doesn't like bugs
or spiders, cats, dogs.Copy !req
646. Basically anything
that's not normal to the 'hood.Copy !req
647. So we're gonna fuck with him today,
and it should be good.Copy !req
648. This is Dark Shark, our newest star.
He's Jasper's dad.Copy !req
649. He's going to battle Ehren
in the spider helmet.Copy !req
650. You look scareder than me,
and this is your shit!Copy !req
651. Shall we begin taping, fellas?Copy !req
652. I'ma fuck you up, man. You supposed to be
having my back, motherfucker.Copy !req
653. I got you a job, man.Copy !req
654. Don't do it, I'm telling you.
I'm gonna flip this chair over.Copy !req
655. If I flip the chair over,
that thing gonna bite me?Copy !req
656. - No.
- You got to be careful with the spider.Copy !req
657. - You can't hurt the spider.
- I'm just worried about breathing.Copy !req
658. I don't even like handcuffs on me no more.Copy !req
659. We're gonna leave the tape.Copy !req
660. You got it, dawg.Copy !req
661. All right, here we go, fellas.Copy !req
662. - How is that?
- Oh, shit. Hell no.Copy !req
663. By the way, the loser has to
take the bite from the spider.Copy !req
664. - What?
- Yeah.Copy !req
665. - Jules, can you bring in the spider?
- Love to.Copy !req
666. You got it, Dark Shark.Copy !req
667. This one's an absolute bastard.Copy !req
668. Oh, hell, nah.Copy !req
669. All right, let's go.Copy !req
670. On the count of three.
One, two, three, andCopy !req
671. he's in.Copy !req
672. Blow! Blow! Blow!Copy !req
673. Dark Shark! Don't move, Dark Shark!Copy !req
674. Dark Shark, stay down!Copy !req
675. Oh, shit!Copy !req
676. Chill! Chill! Chill!Copy !req
677. Yeah, you got it. You got it, man. Chill.Copy !req
678. It's not gonna touch you. Chill.Copy !req
679. You're good, you're good.Copy !req
680. Dark Shark, why you pulling on me?Copy !req
681. I think he passed out.Copy !req
682. Dark Shark, let go of Jules.Copy !req
683. You got to let go. You got to sit down.
Calm down.Copy !req
684. Don't hurt the spider.Copy !req
685. If you let go of me,
I will get the spider out.Copy !req
686. - Who is that?
- That's Johnny.Copy !req
687. Hey, this way.Copy !req
688. Okay, I'm getting it.
I'm gonna pull him out.Copy !req
689. He's out, he's out.Copy !req
690. He's out!Copy !req
691. All right! We have our winner!Copy !req
692. Dark Shark!Copy !req
693. How the fuck is he gonna be the winner?Copy !req
694. - Get it off me.
- How is he the winner?Copy !req
695. - Ehren has to take a bite from the spider.
- I didn't do anything!Copy !req
696. - This man was brave.
- Brave?Copy !req
697. - The spider went in his helmet!
- Great job, Dark Shark.Copy !req
698. Man, I was like...
It was either my life or you.Copy !req
699. I was like, "Fuck your life."
I was like, "Man!"Copy !req
700. I'm tapped out and hear him still kicking.Copy !req
701. I'm like, "He dead.
I feel like grabbing his ass!"Copy !req
702. That little bastard.Copy !req
703. - So where should it bite him?
- Just do it on my arm. It's fine.Copy !req
704. Have it crawl onto my arm.Copy !req
705. - Nipple!
- I just won't do it.Copy !req
706. I like nipple. Nipple.Copy !req
707. - Just do a boob.
- All right, fine.Copy !req
708. Nipple, no. Boob, sure.Copy !req
709. He's gonna bite him for real?Copy !req
710. Oh, my God.Copy !req
711. Oh, yeah.
Your man titties are looking dope.Copy !req
712. Oh, my God, look at his fangs!Copy !req
713. - I don't want to see the fangs.
- Make sure Ehren sees the fangs.Copy !req
714. Whoa, wait a minute!Copy !req
715. - No. Ehren lay down.
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
716. - Look at the venom!
- I'll show you the venom.Copy !req
717. Oh, my God.Copy !req
718. Here, hold my hand, Steve-O.Copy !req
719. - "Hold my hand, Steve-O."
- Hold his hand, Steve-O.Copy !req
720. Pierce that nipple.Copy !req
721. One, two, three.Copy !req
722. Oh, shit!Copy !req
723. Oh, shit!Copy !req
724. - Did it go in or no?
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
725. Yeah, it fucking went in.Copy !req
726. You went from a triple-A
to a B on this side.Copy !req
727. Yeah, Ehren.Copy !req
728. Watch out, Ehren!Copy !req
729. Oh, my God,
I thought it was the real thing.Copy !req
730. I'm done. I don't care.Copy !req
731. I'm out of here.
No more of this spider crap. I'm out.Copy !req
732. Excuse me, ma'am.Copy !req
733. I need to get my basket
closer to this pole.Copy !req
734. - Do you think you could help me, ma'am?
- Sure.Copy !req
735. There's a red handle
at the back of this truck.Copy !req
736. It's more of a pinky orange.Copy !req
737. - This one?
- Yeah, pull back on it just a little.Copy !req
738. Wait, should I do reverse?Copy !req
739. Yeah, do the reverse.Copy !req
740. No, no! That was... No!Copy !req
741. Why did you hit the red one?Copy !req
742. Help! Help me!Copy !req
743. Hit the lever! Hit the lever!Copy !req
744. The blue! The override!Copy !req
745. I don't know where the blue is!Copy !req
746. Are you color-blind? Please help me!Copy !req
747. I'm trying to help you, sir!Copy !req
748. Just do the override, like it says.Copy !req
749. It doesn't say shit here!Copy !req
750. Pop to the right, then slide.Copy !req
751. Pop and slide!Copy !req
752. You just got me electrocuted!Copy !req
753. Oh! My ass!Copy !req
754. You forgot the slide.Copy !req
755. God! I don't want to touch anything
because I don't know what I'm doing.Copy !req
756. You got to touch something,
I got to get down from here!Copy !req
757. Which one?Copy !req
758. Well, don't hit the ones
you've been hittingCopy !req
759. because you've been hitting
the wrong ones!Copy !req
760. - I don't know what I'm doing.
- Well, clearly.Copy !req
761. Have you seen Dirty Dancing?Copy !req
762. No.Copy !req
763. - The old one, you mean, with the chair?
- The only one.Copy !req
764. - That's Flashdance.
- Flashdance is what I'm thinking.Copy !req
765. Dirty Dancing
with Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze.Copy !req
766. And for the final dance,
she runs at Patrick Swayze,Copy !req
767. and he catches her
and he lifts her off the ground?Copy !req
768. - Can you do that with Preston?
- I think I could.Copy !req
769. Yeah, work it out a little bit.
I want more than just a big jump.Copy !req
770. - Oh, my God, I just shit my pants.
- Shut up.Copy !req
771. You're joking, right?Copy !req
772. - Did you really?
- I just shit my pants.Copy !req
773. I just shit my fucking pants.Copy !req
774. - Yeah, he did.
- I just shit my pants.Copy !req
775. I fucking shit my pants! Oh, my God!Copy !req
776. - Why did you shit your pants?
- I didn't mean to.Copy !req
777. Oh, man.Copy !req
778. Technically, you just shit our pants.Copy !req
779. Well, I think the show must go on.
I don't see how it stops us.Copy !req
780. - It's so gross.
- Oh, dude.Copy !req
781. It's so fucking gross.Copy !req
782. Pants full of shit.Copy !req
783. God, it smells.Copy !req
784. I should not have ate
Indian and Cuban food in the same day.Copy !req
785. We might be losing Lance again.Copy !req
786. Oh, yuck!Copy !req
787. I'm a grown man.Copy !req
788. I'm 51 years old.Copy !req
789. Lance, we need a closer shot of it.Copy !req
790. Oh, yuck!Copy !req
791. Preston should've pooped
before he came to work today.Copy !req
792. Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.Copy !req
793. Marker.Copy !req
794. Hello, my name's Johnny Knoxville,
and this is the Marching Band.Copy !req
795. Ladies!Copy !req
796. It happened so fast!Copy !req
797. Damn, I got a hard head.Copy !req
798. - Oh, my God. You all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
799. Oh, my God. He's bleeding.Copy !req
800. My hairline is receding.Copy !req
801. Steve-O, you okay?Copy !req
802. You all right, Steve-O?Copy !req
803. Holy shit.Copy !req
804. Man, that happened fast.Copy !req
805. All that practicing right out the window.Copy !req
806. I feel like I'm coming back to myself,
but I can't remember nothing.Copy !req
807. - I didn't wimp out, did I?
- No, you didn't.Copy !req
808. You still got those million-dollar teeth,
that's for sure.Copy !req
809. They're dropping like flies.Copy !req
810. I never know what to say
into Rick's camera.Copy !req
811. I'm just like, "Uh-huh, man,
I'm on Jackass. This is sick."Copy !req
812. I mean, I'm in the TV show
I used to watch, man.Copy !req
813. Everything I say is gonna end up
on the cutting room floor anyway,Copy !req
814. so it doesn't matter.Copy !req
815. - Hi, how you doing?
- Hi.Copy !req
816. - Can I get a cold brew?
- Yeah, of course.Copy !req
817. - Do you mind if I get a photo?
- Sure.Copy !req
818. I'm a big fan.Copy !req
819. You assholes! Fucking did it. God!Copy !req
820. What did you guys do to Eric?Copy !req
821. Everything was perfect.
I was like, "Cold-brew coffee, all right!"Copy !req
822. "Yes, please."Copy !req
823. "A picture? Okay, yeah, sure."Copy !req
824. What happened?Copy !req
825. What do you mean, what happened?
He just got his nuts beat up!Copy !req
826. His balls are in his tummy.Copy !req
827. Fuck, it hurts. Goddamn, it hurts!Copy !req
828. I think we got to go one more.Copy !req
829. Can you do one more?Copy !req
830. Jeff said he needs one more.Copy !req
831. Hey, Wee Man,
help him get through that hole.Copy !req
832. I'll guide.Copy !req
833. They're not hanging as low as they were.Copy !req
834. - Can you blame him?
- No.Copy !req
835. I'm getting them right now.Copy !req
836. - Ehren "Fluffer" McGhehey.
- Not too rough, Ehren.Copy !req
837. Oh, my God!Copy !req
838. - Oh, fuck, it hurts.
- Hold on, get ready!Copy !req
839. Okay, there.Copy !req
840. Now we're primed.Copy !req
841. You fucker!Copy !req
842. We ready? Action.Copy !req
843. Everybody shut up!Copy !req
844. Boxer.Copy !req
845. Oh, Preston.Copy !req
846. Here with Steve-O and our special
handsome guest-star, Machine Gun Kelly.Copy !req
847. This is the Bicycle Backhand,
and it's a competition.Copy !req
848. The faster you pedal your bike,
the faster the other guy's hand goes back.Copy !req
849. And when it gets to a certain point,
boom, someone's gonna get launched.Copy !req
850. You might be younger, taller,
better looking, richer, more talented,Copy !req
851. but, motherfucker, I could ride!Copy !req
852. Steve-O's just eat up with envy.Copy !req
853. Charlie, can you push that hand in
a little closer?Copy !req
854. Okay. I'm gonna push it forward a little.Copy !req
855. Shit! What the fuck?Copy !req
856. No one was even filming.Copy !req
857. It happened so fast!Copy !req
858. Oh, my God, dude.Copy !req
859. Dry off, Steve-O. It's coming again.Copy !req
860. Charlie just touched it, it went boom.Copy !req
861. And now Steve-O has to do it twice.Copy !req
862. - We ready?
- Yep.Copy !req
863. On your marks, get set, go!Copy !req
864. Pedal, pedal, pedal!Copy !req
865. Don't give up, don't give up.
Keep going! Keep going!Copy !req
866. - Steve-O's winning, right?
- I don't know.Copy !req
867. Head up!Copy !req
868. - Don't gas out, Steve-O!
- Steve-O, you got it!Copy !req
869. It's so cold.Copy !req
870. Bunny! Help him!Copy !req
871. The water's so fucking cold! You should've
saved me, motherfucker. Focus!Copy !req
872. I need a towel.Copy !req
873. Towels!
I totally forgot I was the lifeguard.Copy !req
874. Dude, it's so cold. That hurt so bad.
You got towels?Copy !req
875. He's in shock right now. Look at his face.Copy !req
876. I thought my hand was your hand.Copy !req
877. Maybe I didn't explain it right.Copy !req
878. You said it wasn't gonna
feel like anything.Copy !req
879. What hurt worse,
the cold water or the hit?Copy !req
880. It was the hand, man. That was hard.Copy !req
881. I was in the water like, "Oh, I'm dead."Copy !req
882. - That really worked.
- Yeah, you back-flipped.Copy !req
883. How did you beat me?Copy !req
884. I don't know, dude. I don't know.Copy !req
885. I was coming off my pedals,
it was not my strongest performance.Copy !req
886. Yours was really bad.Copy !req
887. I don't know what's worse,Copy !req
888. the wedgie or these
junkyard mattresses you got to land on.Copy !req
889. Look at that pee-stained one right there.Copy !req
890. Ew, dude.Copy !req
891. Who do you think's more afraid
of being at that height? Preston or Zach?Copy !req
892. - How are you with heights, Zach?
- I already hate this.Copy !req
893. I'm Wee Man,
and this is the Triple Wedgie.Copy !req
894. Three, two, one. Jump!Copy !req
895. Help!Copy !req
896. Okay, let me down!Copy !req
897. Jeff, let me down!Copy !req
898. Look at that! Come here, fellas!Copy !req
899. Ow! My nuts!Copy !req
900. Well, that went well.Copy !req
901. Oh, God!Copy !req
902. A little angel hanging in the air.Copy !req
903. Hollywood has long put tremendous pressure
on women to look youthful and sexy.Copy !req
904. And sometimes the only way to do thatCopy !req
905. is with a team
of medical professionals, andCopy !req
906. venomous insects.Copy !req
907. I'm Rachel, and this is Scorpion Botox.Copy !req
908. This is actually my first time performing
this procedure, to be honest with you.Copy !req
909. Oh, my God. That stinger is huge.Copy !req
910. - Pontius, I'm trusting you with my lips.
- You can trust me, I'm a doctor.Copy !req
911. You want to just put him on my mouth
and then fuck with him?Copy !req
912. Touch her lip. There you go, man.Copy !req
913. Just relax and enjoy the procedure.Copy !req
914. - He's on.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
915. Oh, my God.Copy !req
916. - Boob job!
- No, I don't want it on my boob!Copy !req
917. I can't take him off your boob
without permission.Copy !req
918. Permission!Copy !req
919. Consent. I'm giving you consent.Copy !req
920. 21st century, people.Copy !req
921. All right, time to get stung in the face.Copy !req
922. This is intense.Copy !req
923. - Good job.
- He got it on my lip.Copy !req
924. You're ready for the red carpet.Copy !req
925. Oh, shit. He's angry.Copy !req
926. - Whoa, shit!
- Fucking gorgeous!Copy !req
927. Goddamn it, Doctor.Copy !req
928. Nice.Copy !req
929. He definitely stung my chin.Copy !req
930. You came for lips
and left with a new chin.Copy !req
931. Do you feel sexier?Copy !req
932. I'm feeling sexier by the minute.Copy !req
933. - Do you have one more in you?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
934. Let's make it count.Copy !req
935. - He's coming.
- You got it, Doc.Copy !req
936. Oh, my God. That hurt so fucking bad.Copy !req
937. That hurt so bad.Copy !req
938. It should. This is a very venomous insect.Copy !req
939. Oh, shit.Copy !req
940. Her lips are really swollen now.
That shit works.Copy !req
941. My lip is so fucked up, you guys.
I feel fucked up.Copy !req
942. But she looks great.Copy !req
943. Whoa, a VCR!Copy !req
944. - What?
- A VCR.Copy !req
945. Oh, that's a blast from the past, huh?
Dang!Copy !req
946. Ah, that'll work.Copy !req
947. Whoa!Copy !req
948. - What the hell?
- What the fuck?Copy !req
949. What happened?Copy !req
950. Holy crap! I fell on my face.Copy !req
951. - Are you okay?
- I'm okay, I just don't understand.Copy !req
952. I don't understand
why you were using the toilet.Copy !req
953. How did you end up here?Copy !req
954. And you just took a shit
in this man's yard!Copy !req
955. I didn't take anything.Copy !req
956. - That was insane.
- What kind of person are you?Copy !req
957. We have every available fan
in Los Angeles on set today.Copy !req
958. The two in the middle go
100 miles an hour.Copy !req
959. I'm Jasper, and I'm about to
take this gold chair to the fucking moon.Copy !req
960. Oh, my God!Copy !req
961. And we have a winner!Copy !req
962. Fucking crazy!Copy !req
963. Look at his bare feet!Copy !req
964. Oh, fuck. I want to go again!Copy !req
965. Now it's time
for some hot-shit waterskiing.Copy !req
966. Brah!Copy !req
967. We need a medic! Medic!Copy !req
968. - You lost.
- Shit!Copy !req
969. Fuck, dude.Copy !req
970. Dude, Poopies.Copy !req
971. Poopies! Poopies!Copy !req
972. Yeah, Poopies.Copy !req
973. It worked!Copy !req
974. Shit! Dude!Copy !req
975. Quiet, please! Filming.Copy !req
976. Milk, milk, lemonade
Turn the corner and fudge is madeCopy !req
977. Stick your finger in the hole
Now you've got a Tootsie RollCopy !req
978. All right, quiet, please!Copy !req
979. Everybody quiet.
So he can sing "Milk, Milk, Lemonade."Copy !req
980. "Okay, this is serious.
Everybody, shut up."Copy !req
981. All right, let's get some smoke.Copy !req
982. Behold.Copy !req
983. Our twisted souls have come
to the Garden of DeathCopy !req
984. to dine with the Devil.Copy !req
985. It's time to sacrifice Wee Man's juicy ass
to the Raptor from Hell.Copy !req
986. Looking good!Copy !req
987. Assume the position.Copy !req
988. Which way? This way?Copy !req
989. Just have fun with it.Copy !req
990. - What do you have in there?
- Just me!Copy !req
991. - That's not just you.
- Go ahead!Copy !req
992. - Is that...
- Wait a minute, I'm not...Copy !req
993. That's him!Copy !req
994. When the beast awakens,
the monster arises.Copy !req
995. Touché.Copy !req
996. All right. Whoa, dude, whoa.Copy !req
997. Stuff it in his butt and let's go.Copy !req
998. Okay! There's enough meat there.Copy !req
999. And a cherry on top.Copy !req
1000. Let the unholy sacrament begin.Copy !req
1001. Come.Copy !req
1002. Okay!Copy !req
1003. No!Copy !req
1004. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1005. Feast on this cock.Copy !req
1006. Stop, man, stop. Don't do that.Copy !req
1007. As the blood rushes to the mast,Copy !req
1008. the beast awakens
from his ancient slumber.Copy !req
1009. - He's bleeding.
- Fuck, come on!Copy !req
1010. The beast has drawn blood.Copy !req
1011. Jeff!Copy !req
1012. Jeff, can I get out?Copy !req
1013. In a second.Copy !req
1014. - Jeff.
- I would, but the bird's right here.Copy !req
1015. We're trying to get you untied,
but the bird's here.Copy !req
1016. Before he returns to hell,
it's time for dessert.Copy !req
1017. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
1018. Fuck!Copy !req
1019. - Don't kick the bird, Wee Man.
- I didn't kick the bird!Copy !req
1020. - Okay, let me out!
- Okay, let him out.Copy !req
1021. Let's not let this meat go to waste.Copy !req
1022. Dark Shark?Copy !req
1023. Hell, no.
I ain't going near none of that.Copy !req
1024. Hell, nah!Copy !req
1025. Look at that motherfucker.Copy !req
1026. Dark Shark, just put it on your arm.Copy !req
1027. Hell, nah. You crazy?Copy !req
1028. - Yeah, Dark Shark.
- Come on!Copy !req
1029. Dark Shark! Dark Shark! Dark Shark!Copy !req
1030. Hold your arm straight so it can balance.Copy !req
1031. - Look at the camera.
- Look at Rick, right here.Copy !req
1032. Don't move!Copy !req
1033. Don't move. Just stay still.Copy !req
1034. - Ow, he's biting my arm!
- No, he's not. He's testing your arm.Copy !req
1035. He's too heavy!Copy !req
1036. - Look at Rick, look at Rick!
- Get him off me!Copy !req
1037. Thank you. I feel that shit.
That mofo was trying to hurt me, man.Copy !req
1038. I'm kind of embarrassed right now.
It's like...Copy !req
1039. I came out of his penis, man.
It's like he acting...Copy !req
1040. Hood card taken away.Copy !req
1041. We have fifteen gallons of pig semen.Copy !req
1042. Turns out pigs produce
the most semen of any animal.Copy !req
1043. Up to seventeen ounces a load.Copy !req
1044. The guys are going to think they're
getting interviewed about the movie,Copy !req
1045. and while they're sitting there,
something may happen.Copy !req
1046. Even got his crust on top of it.Copy !req
1047. Harvested gallons and gallons of this.
Does it smell like pig semen?Copy !req
1048. Does it smell?Copy !req
1049. Why are you looking at me like that?Copy !req
1050. Oh, no!Copy !req
1051. It's semen, all right.Copy !req
1052. Why am I the one to puke? I don't puke.Copy !req
1053. - I just wanted you to smell it.
- I wanted to surprise you.Copy !req
1054. It's been a while
since I ate the horse semen,Copy !req
1055. but I think I prefer the pig.Copy !req
1056. Bacon's better than horsemeat, right?Copy !req
1057. I'm Tyler,
and this is the Electric Tap Dance.Copy !req
1058. And while these beautiful men dance away,Copy !req
1059. I'm gonna give
my guy Johnny Knoxville a look,Copy !req
1060. and he's gonna put some pep in their step.Copy !req
1061. It's gonna shock the shit out of 'em.Copy !req
1062. And if you're wondering
if the curtains match the drapes,Copy !req
1063. let me tell you,
I tore those drapes out a long time ago.Copy !req
1064. This is fucked.Copy !req
1065. That hurt like a motherfucker.Copy !req
1066. Shanna,
what the fuck is this on this seat?Copy !req
1067. What is this? What the fuck is that?Copy !req
1068. It is an electric piano.Copy !req
1069. - What is that?
- It's how this works. This goes into that.Copy !req
1070. In tune? It's a piano!Copy !req
1071. It's metal right here.
I'm not fucking stupid.Copy !req
1072. All right, let's go. Let's do it.
Quiet, quiet, quiet!Copy !req
1073. Ow! Shit!Copy !req
1074. I still feel it in my ass.Copy !req
1075. - Yeah, Tyler!
- Those shits hit hard, man.Copy !req
1076. How about a hand for our dancers?Copy !req
1077. Our showgirl!Copy !req
1078. And our choreographer, Michael Rooney!Copy !req
1079. And Jeff Tremaine!Copy !req
1080. Boo!Copy !req
1081. Jeff should sit on that.Copy !req
1082. Jeff, sit on that once, bro.Copy !req
1083. Who got the remote? I fucking hate Jeff.Copy !req
1084. Are you on it?Copy !req
1085. Fuck you, Jeff.Copy !req
1086. Yes!Copy !req
1087. Holy shit!Copy !req
1088. All right. Thanks, man.
We'll do this real fast.Copy !req
1089. So weird to come from that to this.
I just got shocked so many times.Copy !req
1090. Are we rolling, guys?Copy !req
1091. He's about to have five gallons
of pig cum dumped on him.Copy !req
1092. Damn, that sounds like me in London.Copy !req
1093. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1094. But how did he fucking fall for this?Copy !req
1095. We don't question it.Copy !req
1096. My favorite Jackass stunt
of all time with me in itCopy !req
1097. is the Firehose Rodeo.Copy !req
1098. To be honest, I drank late into the night.
Woke up still drunk.Copy !req
1099. That's cum.Copy !req
1100. That's five gallons of pig cum!Copy !req
1101. You just got cummed on, dude!Copy !req
1102. What is it?Copy !req
1103. Pig cum.Copy !req
1104. Pig cum.Copy !req
1105. - That's pig cum?
- That's pig cum.Copy !req
1106. Five gallons.Copy !req
1107. Honestly, how does it taste?Copy !req
1108. I'm a vegetarian!Copy !req
1109. Watch the replay! Watch this.Copy !req
1110. Oh, my God, dude.Copy !req
1111. Wait, wait. Watch his mouth.Copy !req
1112. Stay on his mouth.Copy !req
1113. Ready? And...Copy !req
1114. - It went into his mouth.
- Right in his fucking mouth.Copy !req
1115. You look great.Copy !req
1116. I just said,
"Why can't I wear my cool hat?"Copy !req
1117. Now I know why.Copy !req
1118. Oh, God!Copy !req
1119. Oh, my God, dude.Copy !req
1120. So today,
Ehren's gonna be wearing a shock collar,Copy !req
1121. and I'm going to
administer a lie detector test.Copy !req
1122. And if he's not truthful,
he's going to get stung.Copy !req
1123. Jesus, man!Copy !req
1124. You don't have to feel that again
as long as you tell the truth.Copy !req
1125. Okay, but come on.Copy !req
1126. All right.Copy !req
1127. What is your name?Copy !req
1128. Kenneth Ehren McGhehey.Copy !req
1129. Okay. Next question, Ehren.Copy !req
1130. Are you really allergic to bees?Copy !req
1131. Yes.Copy !req
1132. Oh, boy. I think he told a porky.Copy !req
1133. I'm fucking allergic to bees, man!
I got tested by doctors!Copy !req
1134. Stop it!Copy !req
1135. Just for a second.
Let me figure some things out real quick.Copy !req
1136. I got to get out of this thing somehow.Copy !req
1137. This'll keep you immune to the bees.Copy !req
1138. Come on. Are you fucking kidding me?
Look, I am trappedCopy !req
1139. and you're putting honey on me.Copy !req
1140. And salmon?Copy !req
1141. - Yeah.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
1142. Ehren, please relax.Copy !req
1143. You're making this much worse on
yourself than it needs to be.Copy !req
1144. No, it's not much worse,
it is that worse! Please.Copy !req
1145. Now I'm stuck in a room.
Everyone's gonna leave. Lights out.Copy !req
1146. The fucking honey's in my eye!Copy !req
1147. Aw, shit.Copy !req
1148. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1149. - Look at his face. He can't believe this.
- No fucking way!Copy !req
1150. Look at his face!Copy !req
1151. Ehren, remain calm.Copy !req
1152. Talk to it, Ehren. Try to calm it down.
Oh, no. It's going for the salmon.Copy !req
1153. Oh, no.Copy !req
1154. Hi, bear.Copy !req
1155. Are you really allergic to bees, Ehren?Copy !req
1156. You're telling a porky.Copy !req
1157. I didn't even get to answer.Copy !req
1158. No, no.Copy !req
1159. Ehren, don't make any sudden movements.Copy !req
1160. There's nothing more in there.
There's nothing more in there.Copy !req
1161. Mr. Bear, eat that dick.Copy !req
1162. I'm ready to come out of this.Copy !req
1163. Fuck, dude, he tried to bite my hand!Copy !req
1164. He's trying to bite my hand!
He's trying to bite my hand!Copy !req
1165. I don't know what... Oh, my God!Copy !req
1166. Oh, my God. Oh, God.Copy !req
1167. - Oh, he's really nibbling.
- Oh, God!Copy !req
1168. Oh, my God, he's going for my dick.Copy !req
1169. I got to go in there.Copy !req
1170. I really want to get out of here, man.
I'm serious.Copy !req
1171. Please?Copy !req
1172. Please!Copy !req
1173. Yeah, Ehren!Copy !req
1174. Get him out of it.Copy !req
1175. I feel for you, bro.Copy !req
1176. You're good. You're done.Copy !req
1177. Is it actually over?Copy !req
1178. Yeah, buddy.Copy !req
1179. All right.
I think this is the perfect amount in it.Copy !req
1180. - Who's got it? I thought I had it.
- I've got it.Copy !req
1181. This is gnarly. This is a trip.Copy !req
1182. While you guys are tightening that,Copy !req
1183. I'm gonna have to hold the tip of it
just to keep it steady.Copy !req
1184. Ooh, it's starting to take a firm grip.Copy !req
1185. Look at it!Copy !req
1186. This is some medieval shit.Copy !req
1187. - Thanks, bro.
- Got you, man.Copy !req
1188. It's tight, man.Copy !req
1189. That don't hurt?Copy !req
1190. That's the weird part,
it doesn't really hurt. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1191. Don't look now,
but it's flat as a pancake.Copy !req
1192. A lot of people ask,Copy !req
1193. "What will Jackass be like
once we're older?"Copy !req
1194. Well, it'll get more mature.Copy !req
1195. Me and the homeys be googling weird shit,
but this would never pop in their head.Copy !req
1196. This is brand-new.Copy !req
1197. Yeah, you're for sure
never gonna be president.Copy !req
1198. You never know. I'd vote for him.Copy !req
1199. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1200. Now we know what that's all about.Copy !req
1201. So, here we are back at the bull ring.Copy !req
1202. Even at a time when I wanted to die,
I wouldn't get in the bull ring. You know?Copy !req
1203. When life was its least valuable,
I would have no part in this bullshit.Copy !req
1204. And it's my least favorite thing.Copy !req
1205. The movie's going so well.
Why the fuck are we doing this?Copy !req
1206. Fucking violent.Copy !req
1207. God, dude.Copy !req
1208. I don't think he's very happy.Copy !req
1209. Have you been around bulls before?Copy !req
1210. I've never been around a bull
in my whole entire life. Not a real one.Copy !req
1211. Oh, shit. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1212. Hello, I am Johnny the Magnificent.Copy !req
1213. Today I am going to wow you with
my supreme skills of prestidigitation.Copy !req
1214. Oh, fuck! Oh, God!Copy !req
1215. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1216. Oh, no. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1217. Hey, J, talk to me. You okay?Copy !req
1218. You doing okay? Johnny?Copy !req
1219. - He's getting back, he's coming to.
- He's coming back, yeah.Copy !req
1220. That was a violent brawl.
One-sided, to be sure.Copy !req
1221. - Did we get it, Jeff?
- You got exactly what you wanted.Copy !req
1222. - Yeah, Knox.
- Oh, fuck.Copy !req
1223. - So what happened after it hit me?
- Dude, it's gnarly.Copy !req
1224. This is you. This is the bull.Copy !req
1225. He didn't mess around, dude.
He turned around and just nailed him.Copy !req
1226. - That was insane.
- Yeah, Knox.Copy !req
1227. It's probably the biggest hit
you've ever taken.Copy !req
1228. And that's why he is the captain.Copy !req
1229. That bull didn't like fucking magic.Copy !req
1230. Yeah, Knox! We love you!Copy !req
1231. Love you!Copy !req
1232. Captain!Copy !req
1233. Hello, Lance.Copy !req
1234. - Why, hello there.
- How are you?Copy !req
1235. Good. What's new?Copy !req
1236. I got a broken wrist,
broken rib, concussion.Copy !req
1237. But I was supposed to pour
the milk in the hat,Copy !req
1238. and then put the hat back on,
and no milk come out.Copy !req
1239. Did milk come out?Copy !req
1240. There is some milk on the trampling, yeah.Copy !req
1241. Aw, shit!Copy !req
1242. These guys are going to get
on that centrifuge back there,Copy !req
1243. drink as much milk as they can.Copy !req
1244. We're gonna see what happens.Copy !req
1245. This is the Vomitron.Copy !req
1246. Yeah, dude, taste the rainbow!Copy !req
1247. Good luck, guys.Copy !req
1248. If this is a race
to see who vomits first...Copy !req
1249. I think I might have it.Copy !req
1250. Zach, aim your head down
when you throw up.Copy !req
1251. - It's coming right at me.
- Oh, God.Copy !req
1252. I can barely taste the pig cum in this.Copy !req
1253. Right?Copy !req
1254. All right, chug, chug.Copy !req
1255. Oh, shit. Here we go.Copy !req
1256. - Fuck me.
- Just look at me, Eric.Copy !req
1257. - Pound that milk!
- Yeah, chug it!Copy !req
1258. Is he already puking? Jasper!Copy !req
1259. - I'm trying! I'm fucking trying!
- Drink that fucking milk!Copy !req
1260. Let's pick up the speed!Copy !req
1261. Ooh, it's picking up now!Copy !req
1262. God, what the fuck did you eat?Copy !req
1263. What did he eat?Copy !req
1264. Go, go, go.Copy !req
1265. Oh, shit! What's happening now?Copy !req
1266. There's an Army truck.Copy !req
1267. Holy shit!Copy !req
1268. I'm starting to pass out. I'm passing out.Copy !req
1269. Zach's passing out.Copy !req
1270. I can't drink the milk.
I'm going too fast.Copy !req
1271. Red Robin 3, this is Big Hank 2.Copy !req
1272. I want the perimeter bombed, goddamn it!Copy !req
1273. Bomb them into the Stone Age, son!Copy !req
1274. Stop! Stop!Copy !req
1275. What the fuck?Copy !req
1276. Oh, no!Copy !req
1277. It's paintball time!Copy !req
1278. Fire!Copy !req
1279. Stop! Stop!Copy !req
1280. No more!Copy !req
1281. Fuck! I got shot in the fucking mouth!Copy !req
1282. Dave!Copy !req
1283. Dave, get on the stretcher!Copy !req
1284. Don't get me, asshole!Copy !req
1285. Someday this war's gonna end.Copy !req
1286. I don't know how to get out!Copy !req
1287. Help me, Eric! Help me!Copy !req
1288. I love the smell of paintballs
in the morning!Copy !req
1289. Fuck, Jeff!Copy !req
1290. Look at Dave's face!Copy !req
1291. Yeah, look at it! Oh, my God.Copy !req
1292. Fuck off! Fuck all the way off!Copy !req
1293. Dude, what the fuck?Copy !req
1294. - I'm sorry, bro.
- That fucking hurt.Copy !req
1295. Get out there, get out there.Copy !req
1296. Poopies is hurt.Copy !req
1297. Are we done?Copy !req
1298. Let me see. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1299. Oh, my God! Damn!Copy !req
1300. - My dick really hurts.
- He got shot in the dick.Copy !req
1301. That was fucked.Copy !req
1302. Oh, God. Look at that.Copy !req
1303. It's got to be over, dude,
I can't get any more hurt.Copy !req
1304. I think we're all the way finished.
We're through.Copy !req
1305. Stick a fork in it! We're done!Copy !req
1306. Ooh, is that your tooth, dude? Wow!Copy !req
1307. That's a wrap on the movie.Copy !req
1308. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1309. But you get hit in the nuts.Copy !req
1310. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
1311. - Did anyone even film that?
- He was.Copy !req
1312. This is the cup that we used
for P.K. to hit me in the dick,Copy !req
1313. and, apparently, it worked.Copy !req
1314. But there's a big, giant dent in it.Copy !req
1315. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
1316. Flamingo.Copy !req
1317. Flamingo, pelican, hey!Copy !req
1318. That's awesome.Copy !req
1319. I didn't even know he could go that fast.Copy !req
1320. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1321. I got shot
with the elephant gun yesterday.Copy !req
1322. Yeah, Parks! Good job, dude.Copy !req
1323. You launched!Copy !req
1324. That was crazy.Copy !req
1325. Fuck, yeah. You the main one that
was talking shit, motherfucker, do it!Copy !req
1326. That's a hot mama.Copy !req
1327. - Who's this?
- He's my offspring.Copy !req
1328. For real.Copy !req
1329. I've been watching Jackass since I was,
like, twelve years old, ten years old.Copy !req
1330. But it's definitely a big impact on life.Copy !req
1331. And guess what, we're here.
We're here, baby!Copy !req
1332. Poopies doesn't have
the biggest penis in the world.Copy !req
1333. Not the second biggest, either.Copy !req
1334. I think I have the smallest one
out of the whole group.Copy !req
1335. That was what I was most nervous about:Copy !req
1336. Showing it to the whole world.Copy !req
1337. But that's what we're here for.Copy !req
1338. My name's Irving Zisman, and I'm a prick.Copy !req
1339. And that's the truth.Copy !req
1340. I kind of feel like partying right now.Copy !req
1341. Was that a prank?Copy !req
1342. You all ain't right, man.Copy !req
1343. That was beautiful!Copy !req
1344. I love you guys, man, for that.Copy !req
1345. Did they put that goofy-ass beard
on in makeup?Copy !req
1346. You a hater. I knew you was gonna say
some fucked shit about my nice-ass beard.Copy !req
1347. Yeah, because if you...Copy !req
1348. Shit! Oh, my God! Holy fuck!Copy !req
1349. Oh, my God, dude.Copy !req
1350. Come on, Zach!Copy !req
1351. Ew, yuck!Copy !req
1352. Oh, my! You missed the bucket.Copy !req
1353. God. I'm in the weirdest position.Copy !req
1354. Let's get that camera ready with
the sixteen mil right down Main Street.Copy !req
1355. Literally, it's on Main Street.Copy !req
1356. - Hey, Rick.
- Hey.Copy !req
1357. I was trying to look stoked.Copy !req
1358. There it is!Copy !req
1359. - First time you got cummed on?
- Yeah, for sure.Copy !req
1360. Well, the second.Copy !req
1361. - I hit my head...
- Listen.Copy !req
1362. Did we get it?Copy !req
1363. - You just got to take it.
- Just got to go.Copy !req
1364. - Take it like a man, man.
- Gotta take it.Copy !req
1365. That was good.Copy !req
1366. Three, two, one!Copy !req
1367. Ow, my hand's burned.
Ow, my hand's burning!Copy !req
1368. Dave. You good, bro?Copy !req
1369. Yeah, I'll be all right. I am burned.Copy !req
1370. Stop! God! Fuck!Copy !req
1371. Can't have nothing nice, can I?Copy !req
1372. Make him an actual coffee, Stephanie.
Thank you.Copy !req
1373. Oh, dude.Copy !req
1374. Here, I made you another one.Copy !req
1375. - That's actually not milkshake.
- All right.Copy !req
1376. Dude wanted to be just like me.Copy !req
1377. What, dude? That's sick.Copy !req
1378. Trailer moment. Don't move!Copy !req
1379. We ready?Copy !req
1380. He's ready.Copy !req
1381. So we're all ready to do this?Copy !req
1382. - We're ready.
- Everyone rolling?Copy !req
1383. Oh, no. Oh, no.Copy !req
1384. - Wow.
- That is legit right there.Copy !req
1385. Let me get in there.Copy !req
1386. I'm running around
in a G-string for a living.Copy !req
1387. Yeah,
you are making a living at that right now.Copy !req
1388. They look good on you, though.Copy !req
1389. I summon the Sarcophilus satanicusCopy !req
1390. to come and eat the flesh of the wallaby.Copy !req
1391. I can totally see through Steve-O's.Copy !req
1392. This is so gross, man.Copy !req
1393. Can we get one
with the finger in the mouth?Copy !req
1394. I'm gonna shit my pants
before we get to that fucking place.Copy !req
1395. I'm Dave England,
and I got to take a shit.Copy !req
1396. I hope you didn't take a shit
in that son of a bitch.Copy !req
1397. I took a huge coil in there,
and it stunk so bad!Copy !req
1398. Weren't you on 90210 not too long ago?Copy !req
1399. - Come here.
- Jump across.Copy !req
1400. Ow, fuck! Get it off! Get it off!Copy !req
1401. Hold the collar up so I can see it.Copy !req
1402. - Did I get you?
- Oh, no.Copy !req
1403. We're going to convince Kosick
that this is a piece of audio equipment.Copy !req
1404. Unbeknownst to him, he's gonna be shocked.Copy !req
1405. - Yeah, it's a microphone.
- I don't hear nothing.Copy !req
1406. Hey, let's eat.Copy !req
1407. Who wants some?Copy !req
1408. Face your fears.Copy !req
1409. - He put his hands down! What a pussy.
- Don't look.Copy !req
1410. We'll just kick back.
He's not even gonna care, right?Copy !req
1411. Dude, dude!Copy !req
1412. Ow, ow! Dude, dude, chill.Copy !req
1413. Chill. Dude.Copy !req
1414. It's for the movie, man.Copy !req
1415. Russkie, he kicked your ass, dude.Copy !req
1416. How's Raab not in this?Copy !req
1417. I'm the smart one.
I know what's gonna happen.Copy !req
1418. I'm Raab Himself,
and this is the Bungee Wedgie.Copy !req
1419. Stop it.Copy !req
1420. Ow, you got my nuts.Copy !req
1421. Oh, man, I'm stuck.Copy !req
1422. And cut.Copy !req