It Must Be Heaven (2019)

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Elia Suleiman as E.S. • Ali Soliman as Mad Man • Gael García Bernal as Gael García Bernal • Stephen McHattie as Tarot Reader • Kwasi Songui as New York Taxi Driver • Grégoire Colin as Man in the Metro • Holden Wong as Policeman 6

Canada • Germany • France • Palestinian Territory • Qatar • Turkey • Drama • Comedy

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1. Christ has risen from the dead

2. Trampling down death by death

3. And upon those in the tombs

4. Bestowing life

5. Christ has risen from the dead

6. Trampling down death by death

7. And upon those in the tombs

8. Bestowing life

9. May God arise and His enemies scatter

10. May His foes flee before Him

11. Christ has risen from the dead

12. Trampling down death by death

13. And upon those in the tombs

14. Bestowing life

15. This is the day that the Lord has made

16. Let us rejoice and be glad in it

17. Christ has risen from the dead

18. Trampling down death by death

19. And upon those in the tombs

20. Bestowing life

21. Lift up your heads, O ye gates

22. And be ye lift up, ye everlasting doors

23. And the King of glory shall come in

24. Lift up your heads, O ye gates

25. And be ye lift up, ye everlasting doors

26. And the King of glory shall come in

27. Open the door.

28. Father, even if God comes down, we won't open.

29. I said, open the door.

30. We won't open,

31. even if the sky falls.

32. Open the door before I grab you and finish you off.

33. I will smash your bottle over both your heads.

34. Open the door!

35. His Holiness doesn't get it.

36. Father, you have your head in the clouds.

37. I'll tell you what, Father,

38. how about you take off and come back later?

39. We might open then.

40. Forgive me Lord.

41. Have mercy, Father!

42. Christ has risen from the dead

43. Trampling down death by death

44. And upon those in the tombs

45. Bestowing life

46. Christ has risen from the dead

47. Trampling down death by death

48. And upon those in the tombs

49. Bestowing life

50. Christ has risen from the dead

51. Trampling down death by death

52. And upon those in the tombs

53. Bestowing life

54. Neighbor, don't think I'm stealing.

55. I usually knock on the door for permission.

56. I did knock, but no one was there.

57. Our sister says the food is sour.

58. Sour?

59. What do you mean by sour?

60. I'm not sure, but it tastes acidic.

61. I'm sorry you don't like it.

62. But that acidity comes from the wine sauce.

63. It's how it should taste.

64. What did you say?

65. Did you say wine?

66. Yes, wine.

67. White.

68. So you are telling us our sister was downing alcohol

69. without us knowing?

70. It wasn't exactly your sister

71. but the chicken who downed the alcohol.

72. That's how it is then!

73. You're going to pay for this.

74. Are you aware of that?

75. I'm to blame, I'm very sorry.

76. I should have warned you.

77. These two glasses are on the house.

78. And we'll top them up.

79. Neighbor,

80. it's time this lemon tree got pruned.

81. You'll see, after I do it, the lemons will be this big.

82. Neighbor!

83. Neighbor!

84. Neighbor

85. Neighbor...

86. The other day, I had an urge to go hunting.

87. As I was lurking for boars,

88. I look up

89. and see a large eagle,

90. its wings spread, each 2 meters long,

91. whirling around, as if looking for something.

92. I look closer And what do I see?

93. A giant snake coiled up.

94. Suddenly, the eagle brings its wings in

95. and swoops down on it, like a rocket.

96. Before it grabs the snake, I put a bullet in it,

97. it drops dead next to it.

98. The snake lifts its head,

99. stares at me, then at the eagle,

100. then back at me,

101. lifts its head up, does like this to me

102. and slides away.

103. A few days later, I was sitting home bored.

104. I told my wife I was going out.

105. I took my rifle and went hunting.

106. The sun set,

107. it started to get chilly.

108. I had a dozen partridges hanging from my waist.

109. I said to myself: Let's go home.

110. I get to my Jeep and find it slanted like that.

111. The rear tire completely flat.

112. Then, I hear a noise in the bushes.

113. I point my rifle,

114. thinking it's a hyena coming out to eat me.

115. Let's get it before it gets me.

116. I had only one bullet left.

117. I point my rifle and right before pulling the trigger,

118. who do I see?

119. The snake.

120. That same snake.

121. It comes towards me,

122. my gun still pointed at it,

123. passes by me,

124. and goes straight for the flat tire.

125. It opens its mouth and puts it around the valve.

126. It breathes in and out into the tire.

127. Inhale and exhale.

128. It blew into it until it became hard as a rock.

129. Then, it looked at me, lifted its neck,

130. did like this to me

131. and slid away.

132. Neighbor,

133. now I'll go home, make a barbecue,

134. with a few glasses of Arak.

135. Come join me, neighbor, you're most welcome.

136. You, come over!

137. Piss off.

138. Neighbor...

139. I've never pissed this much in my life.

140. I cannot stop.

141. - Thief. - Trained by you.

142. - Piece of shit. - Your shit.

143. - Filthy. - Your filth.

144. - Drunkard. - Just like you.

145. - Thug. - Your upbringing.

146. - Rotten. - Your stink.

147. - Scumbag. - Your scum.

148. Welcome.

149. Welcome to Paris.

150. - Welcome. - Thank you

151. - Goodbye - Welcome to Paris.

152. - Welcome - Thank you

153. Hello, sir. How are you?

154. - Are you unwell? - No.

155. Any headache?

156. Heart, stomach? Numbness in the legs?

157. Are you taking any medications?

158. - You're thirsty maybe? - Yes.

159. - Are you hungry? - Yes.

160. - Chicken or beef? - Chicken.

161. - Pasta, Tabbouleh, both? - Both.

162. Some dessert with that?

163. - Panna cotta, tiramisu, chocolate? - Chocolate.

164. Coffee or tea?

165. Coffee.

166. - Do you have any allergies? - No.

167. Central for number 7.

168. We are at the corner of Vaucanson and Vertbois.

169. We have someone who's a bit tired. He was reported to us.

170. He's alone now, but he's okay.

171. We gave him water and food. We're off.

172. Over.

173. There you go.

174. - Enjoy. - Thank you.

175. Is that all for you?

176. Great. We'll pass by later in any case.

177. Ok, see you later, sir. Enjoy your meal.

178. Are you Bridget?

179. Are you Bridget?

180. We are looking for Bridget

181. Mr. Suleiman, thank you for sharing this project with us.

182. As you know, this is the type of project that interests us.

183. This is a film about the Palestinian conflict.

184. We have a certain sympathy for the Palestinian cause.

185. It's not at all that we want a film that would be too didactic

186. or exotic about Palestine.

187. But we could almost say your film is not Palestinian enough.

188. I'm not saying that for commercial reasons.

189. You know this kind of films don't make money.

190. We make them only

191. because we're trying to be useful.

192. However, this project doesn't correspond to our editorial policy.

193. In the sense that it takes place in Palestine,

194. but it might as well be elsewhere.

195. It could even take place here.

196. Therefore, I don't think we'll be moving forward.

197. Of course, we would have loved to.

198. Despite our initial excitement,

199. I'm afraid it will be a no go for us.

200. Did you understand what I said? Do you get it?

201. 2.60.

202. 90.

203. 90.

204. 3.90.

205. - Hello ma'am. - Good Morning

206. We came to check your patio.

207. Everything looks good.

208. - Thank you. - You're welcome.

209. Have a good day.

210. It's in compliance. Let's go.

211. So...

212. What country do you come from?

213. Nazareth

214. Nazareth

215. Nazareth, is that a country?

216. I'm Palestinian

217. Palestinian?

218. Goodness gracious! Let me look at you

219. I've never seen a Palestinian!

220. a Palestinian inside of my cab, isn't that something?

221. "Karafat", right?

222. I love "Karafat", he's my man

223. Oh Brother, goodness gracious!

224. Well, guess what? this ride is on me

225. Yes, sir!

226. Hey honey, you'll never guess who's in my cab

227. A Palestinian!

228. Yes, Ma'am, you ever seen a Palestinian before?

229. "Karafat", you remember "Karafat"

230. Jesus, honey, it ain't "Karafat" in my cab, my man's from Nazareth

231. Jesus of Nazareth!

232. First...

233. Welcome to New York, It's good to have you here at our school

234. I will start by asking you to share with us your experience as a filmmaker

235. and to speak about the ways of being and feeling

236. that have or have not permitted you to achieve...

237. the conditions of becoming what we call a citizen of the world

238. Is you sense, your identity...

239. of place a thing of the past?

240. Has your nomadic exsistence extinguished your love of one place?

241. and extended it to a love of all places?

242. In other words

243. are you a perfect stranger?

244. And now...

245. I'm gonna introduce you

246. our speakers

247. Ali Maarabouni,

248. Fadwa Amine,

249. Widad Sharif.

250. Brothers and sisters, please guys, please

251. please, I need you to hear me

252. As you can see, we have many speakers today

253. Our heros

254. Our loved ones from the homeland

255. Our beloved homeland, Palestine.

256. Guys!

257. Please listen to me.

258. Please, I need you to calm down, please

259. Please

260. Our speakers know your appreciation of their struggle

261. And your sympathy, and your backing

262. But if we go on clapping this way,

263. time will be up before anyone gets to speak.

264. So please,

265. a little calm.

266. One clap will do That should be enough, trust me.

267. This much.

268. Agreed?

269. Fehmi Fanya

270. Marie M'addem

271. Mwaffa' Shofan

272. Losien Sarhan

273. Mohammad Mohsen

274. Tariq Shahwan

275. Sondos Abdulhadi

276. Jeel Haddad

277. Loulwa Kamal

278. Meta Flms

279. She's busy at the moment, could she call you back?

280. Okay

281. Okay, bye

282. Hey,

283. what's up?

284. No, I'm here.

285. Waiting for a meeting with an American producer.

286. Well, she's not American, I don't know where she's from.

287. It's for a project on the conquest of Mexico.

288. For the 500th anniversary of the conquest.

289. About Cortes, Moctezuma and all that stuff.

290. But they want to do it in English.

291. In English, can you imagine?

292. They want the Spanish to speak English.

293. And the indigenous to speak in Nahuatl or any other language.

294. They don't care.

295. So they'd sound like:

296. "Hello, my name is Hernando Cortes and I want to conquer you."

297. It's going to be terrible, really.

298. But I won't do it. I'll tell her no.

299. I'm here with my friend Elia, Elia Suleiman.

300. He's a Palestinian from...

301. He's not a Palestinian from Israel.

302. He's a Palestinian from Palestine.

303. Yes, Palestine.

304. Palestine!

305. Listen, we'll talk later, ok?

306. Sorry, I'll call you later, bye.

307. Hey Gael.

308. - How are you? - Good, and you?

309. - Good. - Good.

310. It's good to see you, It's been such a long time

311. - Yeah - You look a bit tired

312. - Are you sure you're ok? Good - Oh yeah, I'm perfect, yeah

313. Let me present you to my very good friend Elia Suleiman

314. - He's a Palestinian filmmaker - Nice to meet you

315. But he makes funny films

316. He's doing a comedy right now about peace in the Middle East

317. That's funny already

318. it's called "Heaven Can Wait"

319. Okay, sweety, we're sort of late so do you mind if we go now?

320. Yes

321. Good luck with your film, It was a pleasure to meet you

322. Bye

323. Do you need a cab?

324. Okay

325. Oh, now that's interesting

326. Will there be Palestine?

327. Will there be Palestine?

328. Okay

329. Okay

330. There will be Palestine

331. Absolutely!

332. It's gonna happen

333. Wait a minute, hang on

334. Hang on

335. Okay, Good, Good

336. Yes

337. There will be Palestine

338. It's gonna happen

339. But...

340. But...

341. It ain't gonna happen in your lifetime, or mine

342. Listen, excuse me,

343. but I want to tell you something.

344. You Palestinians are a weird bunch.

345. The whole world drinks...

346. in order to forget.

347. You're the only people

348. who drinks...

349. in order to remember.

350. Cheers.