1. Telling the truth can be bad news
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2. Telling the truth can be bad news
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3. Telling the truth—
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4. Telling the truth can be good news
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5. Telling the truth is a bad idea
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6. Telling the truth
is a difficult problem
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7. Telling the truth—
Telling the truth is a scary...
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8. Telling the truth
is a scary predicament
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9. Telling the truth is a bitter herb
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10. Telling the truth is a dangerous tunnel
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11. When you get out of that tunnel
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12. You've got bitter herbs
It's a black life ahead
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13. Forget " herb." I never heard
a hit that had the word " herb" in it.
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14. Telling the truth is a dangerous...
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15. Dangerous!
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16. Telling the truth can be dangerous
" Dangerous" what?
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17. Telling the truth
can be danger—
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18. Telling the truth can be dangerous
Business
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19. Telling the truth
can be dangerous business
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20. Why?
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21. Why?
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22. Why?
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23. Telling the truth
Can be dangerous business
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24. Because if yourself
You don't know why
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25. Huh?
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26. Well, I'm just giving you
what the idea is.
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27. Oh, is that brilliant!
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28. Look at that,
Simon & Garfunkel's Greatest Hits.
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29. Lyle, " Dangerous Business" is
as good as anything they ever wrote.
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30. You think so? Sure.
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31. The only thing that Simon & Garfunkel
or Bruce Springsteen
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32. or any of these guys have
that we don't have is an agent.
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33. You think so?
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34. " Dangerous Business" is as good as
" Bridge Over Troubled Water" any day of the week.
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35. You think so?
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36. I'm telling you, if we get an agent,
we get a record album.
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37. Freed Talent Agency.
Mr. Freed,
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38. uh, this is Chuck Clarke of Rogers & Clarke.
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39. Yeah?
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40. We're songwriters and we're looking for an agent.
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41. Yeah.
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42. And we saw your ad in Variety.
We're gonna be at Song Mart next Tuesday.
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43. And we've got a new song we think
is good enough for a record album.
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44. Uh-huh.
And we wondered
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45. if you'd have a chance to come down—
The Record Album?
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46. No, no, no, no.
At The Record Album?
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47. It's not called The Record Album.
It's called The Song Mart, sir.
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48. It's basically a try-out place for new material.
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49. Okay, okay, okay, that wraps up
another audition night at The Song Mart.
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50. A great bunch tonight.
Good luck, kids.
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51. Well, uh, what did you think,
Mr. Freed?
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52. As an agent?
Yeah.
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53. Let me tell you
what I told Tony Bennett.
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54. Sing songs people already know. That way, if they
don't like it, they'll still have something to applaud.
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55. But we're not singers.
No, we're songwriters.
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56. So? The Beach Boys
weren't songwriters?
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57. Frankly...
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58. you're old, you're white
and you got no shtick.
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59. You got no gimmicks.
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60. Auditioning tonight at The Ad Lib for the first time,
please welcome Rogers & Clarke.
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61. I don't understand
what we did wrong.
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62. Nothing, although I think it'd be a good idea
to change your routine if they boo.
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63. Otherwise, I'm very encouraged.
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64. We don't have another routine
to change to.
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65. The thing is, Marty, we've been living off our savings
while we've been working on our act.
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66. But we're down to nothing now.
Really?
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67. I got good news for you.
What?
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68. I think I can get you a booking.
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69. For money?
Absolutely.
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70. Where?
Honduras.
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71. The hotel where the American
journalists stay in Honduras.
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72. Taxi! The last act left because they got
nervous about the death squads.
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73. But there's no danger if you don't drive
in the countryside.
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74. How much?
Hundred and fifty lempiras a week.
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75. That's 75$ in American money.
That includes room and board.
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76. That's only 37.50$ a week for each of us.
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77. Hey, that's right.
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78. You got a good head for figures.
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79. But, Marty—
Taxi!
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80. Wait a minute, Marty.
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81. I also can get you 10 weeks
in Morocco at 950 dirham a week.
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82. That's 95$ in American money.
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83. Unfortunately, I can only get
you airfare from the Canary lslands.
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84. Uh...
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85. I'll call you about it in the morning.
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86. Me too.
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87. Want me to drive you anywhere?
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88. No, thanks. I'm gonna
walk around for a while.
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89. I want to do some thinking.
Me too.
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90. Well, don't think too long.
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91. A lot of acts would kill
for a booking in North Africa.
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92. Lyle, do you mind?
I kind of wanna be alone to think.
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93. Lyle!
Is it all right?
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94. It's the only bar in the neighbourhood that's open.
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95. Just pretend like I'm not here.
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96. What can I get you?
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97. Give me a bourbon
and a water, straight up.
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98. Make that two.
Don't drink bourbon.
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99. You'll fall flat on your face.
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100. Give him a beer.
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101. I'll have a beer.
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102. You guys know each other?
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103. Yeah, we, uh...
We got a— Or...
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104. We had an act together.
No kidding? Would I have seen it?
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105. No. We've only known
each other about five months.
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106. Before that, we were just guys...
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107. with, uh, jobs.
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108. And we wanted to be songwriters.
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109. Hey, ice-cream truck! Stop!
Over here!
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110. Stop being so stupid! Stop!
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111. What's the matter, honey?
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112. I feel like this is a very special part
of the evening.
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113. A couple of years ago, there was
a very young grey-haired couple here
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114. celebrating their 51st wedding anniversary.
And last year, they came back—
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115. Sorry, for their 52nd wedding anniversary.
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116. And I told them that if they came
back here the following year,
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117. I'd have a song written for them.
And they're back.
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118. Mr. And Mrs. Charles Thomopoulos
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119. celebrating this evening
their 53rd wedding anniversary.
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120. Hear, hear!
How wonderful!
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121. I promised I'd love you forever
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122. A promise I'm planning to keep
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123. You'll be well taken care of
After I've gone
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124. Off to the land of the big sleep
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125. I'm leaving some love in my will
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126. Yes, I'm leaving some love in my will
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127. My life is nearly over
And time goes by so fast
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128. And I wanted to give you a present
To thank you for the past
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129. My life is nearly over
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130. I shouldn't have played in here.
And time goes by so fast
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131. Oh, it's so demeaning.
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132. Asshole waiters screaming at me like that
and taking orders, people throwing food in their faces.
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133. I love you, Chuck.
Thanks.
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134. And I was thinking that if we lived together,
I would just make your life so much easier.
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135. Life isn't that bad,
I just have a lot of pain.
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136. Do you love me, Chuck?
Look, Carol, you're wonderful.
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137. I mean that.
You're a wonderful woman.
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138. I just have to make sure that you're Miss Right.
Don't you want to make sure that I'm—
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139. Oh, my God.
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140. This guy says he's a songwriter
and he loved my song.
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141. He says he wants to buy me a drink.
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142. I'll be right back.
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143. I met her and I fell—
No, no. Cut out "and I."
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144. Oh, you want this one:
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145. I met her, fell
Yes!
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146. I loved her well
Yes!
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147. She walked out, hell
Yes.
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148. Oh, heartbreak
That's it. Do it again.
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149. Maybe something stronger?
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150. I met her, wham!
Yes!
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151. I met her... Bam!
Let me try. Let me try.
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152. I got it, I got it.
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153. Shit, man, when you're on, you're on.
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154. And the way I see it, people would rather suffer
with what they have than try the unknown.
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155. Oh, is that true.
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156. That's because most men lead lives
of quiet desperation.
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157. Oh, is that right!
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158. Girls call me "The Hawk." It's a long story,
gang war, shit like that.
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159. "The Hawk"?
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160. Can you give us another half-hour?
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161. Half an hour? Yeah.
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162. Half an hour? Yeah.
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163. Half an hour like the last half-hour?
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164. We don't get overtime for this.
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165. Here, try this:
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166. Half an hour, half an hour
Like the last half-hour
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167. Where are you going? Stay.
We got something.
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168. Lyle. Lyle, listen to me.
She's not worth it.
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169. She didn't understand
your sense of dedication.
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170. I'm sorry, just... It comes over me
in waves every few minutes.
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171. I'm sorry. That's okay. That's all right.
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172. Oh, I don't know what to do now.
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173. I don't know what to do without Willa.
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174. We've been married
since we were 17.
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175. I never even dated anybody but Willa.
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176. Oh, Willa.
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177. We were happy while
I was working in a gas station.
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178. We had a nice little house,
a nice little garden.
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179. I'd come home in the evening and write songs.
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180. Willa would— She'd quilt and...
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181. Then the tyre factory opened and overnight
the population shot up about 35,000.
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182. Lyle, can you stand up a second?
You're sitting on my tie.
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183. So I said to Willa, I said, " Look, we gotta
go to New York or Nashville.
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184. because those are the only two places
to be if you wanna sell songs."
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185. That's how come
we came to New York.
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186. Mm-hm.
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187. What a smuck I was.
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188. Schmuck.
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189. It's not "smuck," it's schmuck.
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190. Smuck.
Schmuck.
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191. Smuck.
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192. Say "sh."
Sh.
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193. Now say "muck."
Muck.
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194. Now say "sh" and "muck" together real fast.
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195. Smuck.
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196. Closer. You really know the lingo.
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197. This is my friend Lyle Rogers.
And you are?
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198. Dorothy.
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199. And this is my friend Siri Darma.
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200. Lyle, why don't you sneak
in here and talk to Siri.
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201. Siri, be careful of this guy.
He's got a lot of quick moves.
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202. Don't look at me that way.
You are so fucking beautiful.
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203. You are so beautiful.
Don't kid me!
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204. You probably had every guy in the world telling you
you're beautiful ever since the day you were born.
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205. You are so crazy, Hawk.
Crazy?
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206. I wanna kiss every inch of you,
get in a clinch with you.
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207. Break off a pinch of you
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208. You didn't have to leave with me.
Now I spoiled the night for you.
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209. You gotta give yourself a break. You've never
been out with anyone but your wife.
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210. Yeah, but you gotta have
the looks, Chuck.
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211. I mean, you walk into a place
like that and girls just want you.
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212. You know, you got that kind of face.
Kind of mean-looking, but with character.
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do that with a small body.
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214. Did you ever hear of a big sports car?
I mean, if I looked like you—
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I just can't walk out on him.
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217. He cries every 10 minutes, Carol.
He's like an orphan.
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I'm leaving you.
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219. What are you talking about?
I don't want to see you again ever.
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than you see me now.
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Your life is a joke.
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224. Willa? Willa?
Hello, Lyle.
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225. I'm outside on the ledge
of my apartment.
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227. and I've been fooling myself.
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228. I don't have any talent.
I don't have any money.
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and Carol left me.
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230. Lyle, I can't make anything work.
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231. Everything I told you is fake.
It's all make-believe.
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232. I'm a total failure.
Don't move, I'll be right over.
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234. if this gets into the newspapers, the scandal
will ruin me in show business.
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I won't call the police.
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240. How you doing, Mr. Clarke? Come on in, Mr. Clarke.
Make your phone call in here.
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241. Oh, no!
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242. Hey! Get over here!
Shoot me!
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243. Don't you think Daddy doesn't feel blue
and I don't feel blue sometimes?
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244. But I know that tomorrow is another day.
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245. And the sun will come out tomorrow.
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246. Hold it, pal. Who are you?
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247. Lyle Rogers. I'm his best friend.
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248. Mr. Rogers, have you
any idea how lucky this boy is?
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249. He didn't want to live
with us in Queens.
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250. Come on, don't turn away
from Mama. Come on.
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251. There's another one! Look!
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252. Whoa.
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253. Give me your hand.
Hold on, Hawk. I'm coming.
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254. Don't come any closer, Lyle.
And don't call me Hawk.
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255. I told you not to tell anyone.
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256. I know, but I was scared
I couldn't get here on time.
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257. Don't be mad at me, Chuck.
Charles, it's Rabbi Pierce.
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258. Oh, my God, Rabbi Pierce is here.
Charles, you remember Rabbi Pierce.
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259. Chuck, I know how bad you feel, but there's
people in this world worse off than you.
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260. Poor people. Uh, sick people.
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261. People who haven't got anybody
to go out on a ledge for them.
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262. Come on, give me your hand.
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263. Come on, Chuck.
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265. Take a step.
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266. Take a couple steppies. Come on.
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267. A couple little steppies. Attaboy.
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269. Okay.
All right.
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270. Lyle.
Yeah?
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271. Easy!
No!
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272. Lyle,
Uh-huh.
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273. Are you disappointed in me? No.
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274. No, I mean because I'm not the kind of guy
that you thought I was.
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275. You are the kind of guy
I thought you were.
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276. I'm not, Lyle.
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277. I lived with my parents till I was 32.
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278. I've just dribbled my life away.
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279. Hey, it takes a lot of nerve
to have nothing at your age.
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280. Don't you understand that?
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281. Yeah, most guys would be ashamed, but you've got
the guts to just say: "The hell with it."
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282. You say that you'd rather have nothing
than settle for less. Understand?
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283. I've never thought of it that way. Yes.
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284. Oh, Lyle.
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285. Lyle, what do you say
we get this show on the road?
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286. Honduras?
Morocco. It's safer.
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287. Professor. Professor Barnes!
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288. Are you absolutely certain
that this is a map of lshtar?
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289. I'm positive.
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290. I am proficient in 7th-century Kufic.
This map is incredible.
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291. It speaks of a time of upheaval when
two messengers will appear in lshtar.
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292. And through them,
the poor and lonely will rise up,
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293. and the mighty will be humbled.
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294. It's uncanny, isn't it? It speaks of two messengers.
And now we two have found it just as it foretold.
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295. Oh, don't be a fool.
Please!
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296. We found a map which could start
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297. a holy war that would enflame
the entire Middle East.
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298. lshtar is on the brink
of revolution now.
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299. There's someone
outside the tent.
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300. Take it.
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301. Hide it.
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302. I have hidden it, Shirra.
I can't tell you where over the phone.
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303. I will meet you.
When?
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304. Omar?
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305. You will not find it.
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306. Now no one will find it...
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307. except the two messengers of God.
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308. Ladies and gentlemen, all passengers
holding tickets for Morocco,
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309. please consult your Air Canary agent
inside the terminal.
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310. We are about to begin
the descent into lshtar.
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311. Coming here is gonna
change our lives, you know?
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312. Excuse me, I'm an American.
Just let me ask you one question.
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313. I'll find an Air Canary agent.
You watch the luggage.
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314. Okay, see if you can get some coffee.
Ask how much it is before you pay for it!
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315. All right.
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316. Attention. A military curfew is
in effect throughout Ishtar.
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317. All persons on the streets after dark
are subject to search and arrest.
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318. Please help me.
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319. Look, I'm with someone.
She's in the, uh, bathroom.
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320. I beg you. I'm in desperate need.
Oh, look, I'm...
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321. Really, I'm very flattered,
but I'm straight.
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322. I'm not proud of it
and I'm not ashamed of it.
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323. I mean, I respect your way of life,
but, shh-shh-shh, it just isn't mine.
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324. That doesn't mean that mine
is any better or any worse—
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325. Look at what you have.
I am a woman.
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326. Yes. I beg you to do me a favour.
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327. You look like a man
who's not afraid of adventure.
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328. Perhaps even welcomes it.
Your life is in danger, right?
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329. Yes. How did you know?
I am a dead woman if I'm recognised.
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330. And I must get to Marrakech today.
You want my passport, right?
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331. Yes. And your jacket. And the contents
of your suitcase in exchange for mine.
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332. It means my life.
You see...
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333. the thing is, I gotta be
in Marrakech by Saturday.
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334. Today's Friday. The American embassy
will issue another passport in a few hours.
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335. I will meet you tonight in Marrakech.
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336. Look, let me just check
this out with someone.
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337. No! Above all, you must tell
no one of this. No one.
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338. Not even your wife.
Oh, I'm not married.
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339. What is your name?
Hawk. It's short for The Hawk.
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340. A little incident with a gang,
you know, a lucky shot...
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342. The Hawk. It is a very bold name.
A brave name.
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343. But perhaps this is too much to ask,
even of a man with so brave a name.
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344. Is it?
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345. Does The Hawk fly?
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346. Chuck?
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347. Chuck!
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348. Hi.
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349. What'd you do, go shopping?
No, I... Oh, yeah.
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350. No kidding. Nice jacket.
Now, see, I'd look like a truck in that jacket.
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351. Listen...
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352. What?
My passport's gone.
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353. What? But don't get panicky.
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354. I lost my passport. But we'll report it to the embassy
I'll get another one right away. It's no big deal.
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355. Attention. Attention.
A military curfew is in effect...
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356. Not on Friday and not in lshtar.
You're lucky the planes are flying.
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357. This country's on
the brink of civil war.
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358. No, no! This is it!
Shh. Shh.
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359. This is the end!
Easy. Calm down, Lyle.
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360. We're gonna lose our booking. We're gonna
be cancelled. We're gonna be fired!
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361. We're gonna be stuck here
in lshtar with no money, no job!
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362. Oh, my God, what have I done?
I don't believe me!
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363. It was just an accident.
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364. Lyle, you gotta go to Marrakech without me.
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365. Who, me?
Yeah.
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366. You gotta do a single until I get there.
A what?
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367. A single. We were hired as a team.
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368. Yes, but now they don't have anyone.
One of us is better than nothing.
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369. Lyle, you can do it. Sing Simon & Garfunkel.
You're a big talent.
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370. Please don't make me responsible
for ruining our careers. I can't handle it.
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371. Lyle, we're almost broke.
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372. All persons on the streets after dark
are subject to search and arrest.
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373. How much is it?
Twenty hundred klimsas.
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374. Twenty hundred?
Yeah.
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375. How can it be 20 hundred—?
Twenty hundred klimsas!
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376. Okay, that's 1500, right? I won't have enough.
1550, 60, 70, 80, 90...
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377. Sixteen hundred. 1610, 20—
Welcome, sir!
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378. That's all right.
I'll take my own bag.
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379. Please let me get my own bag!
No problem.
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380. How about the tip?
I don't have it.
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381. Please let me get my own bag! Please, can I get
my own bag, because I... Oh, God! What have I done?
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383. How are you doing?
I'm Jim Harrison.
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I thought I'd buy you dinner.
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385. I'm from New York.
Oh, me too.
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386. Yeah?
Yeah.
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387. Great meeting you. I'm starved.
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388. You see, Jim, all the big record companies
want to sign us for an album.
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389. But right now, we're just refining our songs,
you know, so we don't get ripped off
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390. by people like Simon & Garfunkel
and, you know, Springsteen.
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391. So we do it in Morocco.
Then it's ours.
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392. You know, you're the first guy
in show business I've met over here.
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393. Do me a favour. Do me a favour.
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394. Do an autograph for my kid.
Here. Come on.
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395. Oh. Yeah, sure.
Just write "To Jim."
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396. I really appreciate it.
Sure. My pleasure.
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397. Jim?
Yeah.
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398. That's a nice pen. Keep it.
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399. No, no, no, you...
Keep it. Go ahead.
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400. Keep it, keep it!
You can buy me a drink when I get to Morocco.
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401. So, uh, what are you doing here, Jim?
I'm with the ClA.
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402. Interesting work?
It's okay.
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403. It's a little rough right now because the communists
are trying to instigate a coup
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404. against the Emir and take over lshtar.
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405. Why? That's how it works.
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406. Today they get lshtar,
tomorrow they get North Africa.
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407. Why? That's how it works.
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408. Every once in a while,
an American comes over,
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409. and we ask him to keep his eyes and ears
open for us and we pay him a little something.
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410. You'd be surprised
how many harmless conversations
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411. are really the first step toward recruiting agents
for left-wing organizations.
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412. A guy comes up to you and he starts talking
about the poverty, the injustice in lshtar.
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413. And there is poverty
and injustice in lshtar.
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414. Of course.
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415. He could be sincere, he could be
saying exactly what he means...
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416. Sure. Or he could be feeling you out.
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417. That's right. That's right.
Right.
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418. To see if he can dupe you into becoming an agent
for a so-called " people's movement."
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419. So when you say that you pay
them a little something?
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420. 150$ a week.
It's not much,
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421. but you can't really put
a price on democracy.
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422. No.
No.
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423. Although 150$ a week is a start.
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424. And now, from the team
of Rogers & Clarke,
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425. Rogers!
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426. Thank you. Thank you very much.
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427. Thank you, thank you.
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428. I'd like to sing a few songs tonight
from the Simon & Garfunkel songbook.
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429. Hey, I'm glad you like them too.
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430. So you just call out your favourite
Simon & Garfunkel songs.
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431. " Fascination."
"That Old Black Magic."
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432. "That's Amore."
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433. "The Yellow Rose of Texas."
" Memories."
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434. "Y.M.C.A."
"Stand By Your Man."
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435. Well, thank you. Thank you very much.
Now, see if you remember this one.
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436. "As Time Goes By."
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437. "A Barrel of Money."
This guy keeps on playing.
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438. What about "That's Amore"? Yeah!
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439. "That's Amore."
Yeah, come on!
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440. Ladies and gentlemen, Lyle Rogers!
Thank you, I'm Chuck Clarke!
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441. How did you get here?
It's not Monday.
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442. I met this guy in lshtar
who had pull at the embassy.
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443. Lyle, listen to that hand! We're a hit!
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444. I am Ahmad bin Ali. I'm the caid of Assari.
It was I that called out "The Yellow Rose of Texas."
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445. Perhaps you would care to entertain
at my worthless palace.
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446. I just loved you.
Thank you, thank you.
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447. I bet we could have
any woman in this club.
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448. Not me. Women don't like me.
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449. Maybe I'll just go to sleep now,
I don't know.
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450. Yeah, why don't you
get some sleep.
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451. I think I'm gonna drive around for a while,
try to come down off this high.
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452. Tomorrow night,
we'll sing our songs.
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453. Hold it, buddy!
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454. All right, pal. What do you think you're doing?
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455. What is that?
What have you got?
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456. You're the guy who stole Chuck's passport.
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457. I found it.
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458. And when I asked around,
I was told the owner was staying here.
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459. Oh, what do you think
I am, boy? A fool?
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460. Don't try it, don't try it!
I'll kill you in a fight.
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461. Boy, you're soft, pal.
You are soft.
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462. I'm telling the truth.
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463. You think I'm a big, dumb
hick American, don't you?
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464. Now I'm gonna turn you over
to the police, boy!
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465. They'll put me in jail.
My family will starve.
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466. Eh, don't hand me that crap.
I don't believe a word of it—
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467. Oh, my God.
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468. Get away from me, boy.
Get away. Stay back. Stay back!
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469. I'm warning you.
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470. Now, I didn't hit you hard because I'm bigger
than you are, but don't try it again.
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471. How old are you, 15? What, you're voice
is still changing. You're just a kid.
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472. What kind of life is this, breaking into hotel rooms,
robbing people, kissing guys on the mouth?
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473. Don't you think you ought to
be trying something younger?
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474. Yes, but poverty has made me old.
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475. I don't have a lot of cash,
but why don't you take this.
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476. And buy yourself
something that's fun.
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477. Get yourself a nice kite
or a fishing pole.
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478. Did your daddy ever take you fishing?
My father is dead.
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479. I have no one to protect me.
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480. That's tough for a boy,
not having a father.
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481. Here, get up.
Listen to me.
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482. Your roommate is a ClA agent.
The room may be wired.
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483. He gave me his passport in lshtar.
Are these breasts?
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484. Listen to me. You have seen lshtar,
you have seen the poverty.
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485. The injustice, the death squads.
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486. These are the things the ClA supports
by keeping Emir Yousef in power.
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487. For God's sake!
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488. Forget my body.
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489. I am begging you to give me
the chance to overthrow a tyrant.
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490. Please.
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491. You are kind.
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492. The privation and torture
of thousands can end
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493. if you will return the contents
of my suitcase to me.
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494. Where are they?
In there.
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495. I gave them to your roommate
when we exchanged jackets.
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496. No, no, no, you got that all wrong. Chuck bought
that jacket. And he lost his passport.
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497. And he's not a ClA agent,
he's a songwriter.
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498. Yes, then why am I wearing his jacket?
Look at it, it is his jacket.
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499. Where did I get his passport? How did he
get to Morocco in only 24 hours?
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500. Why is he accepting money from the ClA?
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501. Boy, you got a lot of tricks, don't you?
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502. First you're a guy and
you got Chuck's passport.
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503. Then you're a girl
and you got his jacket.
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504. That is a warning. I beg you,
say nothing of this visit.
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505. It means my life.
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506. if you decide I'm telling the truth, go to
the camel market in Shali Benimal.
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507. Shali Benimal.
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508. And find Mohamad Mohamad.
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509. and tell him that you wish to buy a blind camel.
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510. A blind camel.
He will contact me.
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511. Contact you?
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512. The dome of the Emir's palace in lshtar is gold.
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513. The people have never seen a refrigerator.
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514. Shali Benimal. Ask for Mohamad.
Tell him I wanna buy a blind camel.
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515. A blind camel.
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516. Good evening, sir.
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517. I'm sorry. I turned left
on Mucckamal Haifa Boulevard.
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518. Ah, it's only been an hour, it's all right.
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519. Oh, I'm sorry.
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520. Tens, fives, ones.
As you requested.
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521. I feel a little funny not telling
Lyle about this. Know what I mean?
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522. Where do I say
I got the money from?
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523. Don't tell him about the money.
Oh, see, no.
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524. I would never hold out on Lyle.
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525. You're holding out on him now. You didn't tell him
you were coming to this meeting.
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526. You told him you were
going for a drive.
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527. Well, yeah, that's because...
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528. How do you know what I told him?
The pen.
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529. What, this pen?
It's a microphone.
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530. You bugged me?
Yeah.
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531. I had to check. We had to make sure
you didn't know what was involved
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532. when you helped
Shirra Assel escape.
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533. Shirra? Assel?
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534. Chuck, Shirra Assel arrived in Marrakech
last night using your passport.
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535. Please, don't deny it.
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536. Miss Assel is a left-wing agent.
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537. Her brother was killed three
days ago when he found a map
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538. that could destabilise the entire Middle East.
It could certainly cost us lshtar.
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539. And we can't afford that, Chuck, especially since
Morocco signed a pact with Gaddafi.
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540. Is that near here?
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541. Gaddafi's a person.
He rules Libya.
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542. Oh, yeah.
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543. But that's near here,
isn't it?
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544. Libya?
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545. Yeah, Libya's near here. Yeah.
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546. Every intelligence agency that has ties
to the Middle East is interested in this map.
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547. We strongly believe Shirra Assel has it,
Mm-hm.
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548. and we've got to find her
quickly before they do.
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549. Here's the thing, Jim.
I don't know where she is.
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550. I believe you, Chuck, I believe you.
But we think that your roommate does.
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551. Lyle? Rogers?
Yes.
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552. We have reason to believe
that Lyle Rogers is a left-wing agent.
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553. Oh, Jim, get off this road. You're heading
straight for wa-wa land.
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554. Chuck, while I was
waiting for you here,
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555. Shirra Assel was spotted
leaving your hotel room.
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556. When she left, her clothes were torn,
her shirt was out, she was breathing heavily.
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557. We feel fairly certain that there was
a sexual encounter between Shirra Assel and Lyle
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558. and that Lyle was recruited
as a left-wing agent when they, uh...
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559. Oh, don't be silly. Lyle's not a communist.
He's from the South.
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560. And I don't think she's that kind of girl.
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561. She's a suspected terrorist.
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562. Granted. But that doesn't mean she sleeps around.
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563. And how come you don't know
what happened in that hotel room?
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564. Why didn't you bug it?
We couldn't.
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565. Why? Who booked you in there, anyway?
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566. Our hotel? Yeah.
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567. Marty Freed, our agent.
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568. Marty Freed, independent agent.
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569. What do you know about him?
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570. What do you know
about Mr. Freed?
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571. Here's the money.
I don't think I wanna do this.
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572. You just think it over, you decide
what you want to tell me.
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573. Here's a beeper. You can get in touch with me
just by using that. That's solid silver.
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574. Well, I'm not gonna be using—
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575. Solid silver?
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576. I go to the camel market in Shali Benimal,
I ask Mohamad and tell him I wanna buy a blind camel.
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577. He will contact her.
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578. I go to the camel market in Shali Benimal.
Ask for Mohamad and tell him I wanna buy a blind camel.
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579. He'll contact her.
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580. Hi. Hi.
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581. I was—
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582. I was wondering
who lived here.
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583. You ever wonder that about
old houses? Who lives in them?
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584. I was just coming back to get you.
Oh, I just ran out to get you.
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585. I was going for a walk.
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586. I thought you wanted to take the car
because the keys were gone.
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587. Well, let's, uh...
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588. Let's walk.
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589. It's funny, isn't it? You never appreciate
your own country until you leave it.
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590. Where'd you go?
Just looking.
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591. I'm talking to you.
I hear you.
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592. You know that in Russia communists
can't go into business?
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593. Did you know that in lshtar the dome
of the Emir's palace is gold?
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594. And the people have never
seen a refridgerator?
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595. Did you know that Gaddafi
has signed a pact with Morocco?
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596. I can't believe these men may control
the fate of the Middle East.
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597. And I'll tell you another thing.
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598. Spices for the mind? No.
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599. Kif? Hashish? Hashish?
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600. Good stuff, yes.
No, thank you.
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601. Need a guide? I'm Abdul.
Whatever you think it's worth.
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602. No, thanks.
I have a sister in the United States.
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603. You know Philadelphia?
We're turning here.
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604. You need a guide?
Whatever you think it's worth.
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605. This is the old city.
Don't look at the shopkeepers!
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606. Don't advise us. We don't want to be advised.
We're not paying you, okay?
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607. My uncle sells rugs in the next souk.
I can get you a price.
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608. Don't hustle us. I'm from New York.
I'm in show business.
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609. The KGB is here.
I recognise two agents.
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610. The ones dressed as Texans? No.
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611. The ones dressed as Arabs. The ones
dressed as Texans are Arab agents.
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612. I also recognise two guys
from Turkish intelligence.
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613. In the Hawaiian shirts?
No. The Bermuda shorts.
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614. The ones in the Hawaiian shirts are tourists.
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615. It's too bad you don't have a girl.
These would make such nice presents.
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616. Who you gonna give yours to?
My mother.
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617. 25 dirham more.
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618. Too bad you can't afford
something better for your mother.
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619. You ought to try socking some money away.
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620. Behave normally. We have guns
pointed at your back.
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621. No, don't put your
hands up, you idiot!
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622. Walk out casually talking to us. Come on.
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623. Red-Fez-Alert. Birds are being netted.
Hunters unknown.
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624. Repeat. Hunters unknown.
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625. Where are you from?
Um, Ponder, Texas.
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626. Oh, I'm from near there.
You know Vermont?
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627. You all right?
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628. Come on!
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629. Excuse me.
We're coming through!
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630. He's not hiring you!
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631. You get us out of here alive,
you'll get double your price.
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632. Whatever you think it's worth.
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633. Oh, my God!
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634. This is the shop of my uncle, the rug dealer.
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635. Let's go.
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636. Come, my friends.
Quickly, this way.
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637. When they find out you are not in rugs,
they may come back.
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638. Go! Quickly! Go, go!
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639. My car is parked at the other end of the medina.
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640. Come on, come on, hurry!
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641. Where are we going?
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642. The camel market,
Shali Benimal!
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643. Attention. A military curfew
is in effect throughout Ishtar.
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644. All persons on the street after dark
are subject to search and arrest.
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645. Jim Harrison. Ah, Your Excellency.
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646. My old friend.
Good to see you.
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647. How nice to see you.
Good to see you.
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648. Mint tea?
No, thanks.
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649. Kahwa?
No, thanks.
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650. Pepsi-Cola?
No.
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651. Thanks for your
overwhelming hospitality.
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652. Please be seated.
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653. I've got a helicopter waiting.
May I speak briskly?
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654. Oh, please.
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655. A little while ago, your men tried
to kill two Americans in Marrakech.
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656. What? I am shocked
and saddened. Who were they?
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657. They were your men. They were using
the Kalashnikov rifles we sold you.
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658. No, no, I mean, who were the Americans?
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659. Oh, Your Excellency,
must we go through this?
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660. These men are pawns. Their only use
is as a link to Shirra Assel and the map.
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661. Jim, I know nothing of any of this.
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662. However, when two Americans on their way
to Marrakech arrive in lshtar by way of Air Canary
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663. and within minutes, make contact with
the most hunted fugitive in the country
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664. and give her a passport,
I would hardly call them pawns.
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665. They're pawns.
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666. Soon, their escape
will be called a miracle!
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667. Next, they will be hailed
as the two messenger of God.
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668. Your Excellency...
You do not understand.
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669. Please, be seated.
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670. What you are dealing with here,
these are fanatical devout Shiites
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671. for whom this map is a sign
to rise up against me.
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672. Your Excellency.
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673. May I speak?
Please.
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674. Your Excellency, what good will it do
if we neutralise these two Americans?
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675. The map will still exist.
Yes, but they won't.
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676. I see.
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677. Once the people see that God does not
work miracles for those who oppose me,
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678. but that they are executed
as ordinary political prisoners—
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679. No. If two Americans die,
it has to be unofficially.
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680. Congress will have a fit if they find out
there's another ClA hit list.
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681. How they die is unimportant,
as long as their bodies do not disappear.
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682. I want no more rumours.
And it has to be done by next weekend.
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683. The United States government
will not be blackmailed.
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684. However, I see no difficulty
in meeting your timetable.
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685. Here we are. Camel market. Shali Benimal.
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686. I'll be back in a while.
Oh, right, I'll be here.
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687. Where are you going?
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688. I wanna keep an eye on him,
make sure he doesn't get into trouble.
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689. Sorry. Excuse me.
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690. Sorry, I can't talk that accent.
Is this a hotel?
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691. Uh, Mohamad?
I am Mohamad.
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692. You're kidding? You're Mohamad?
First time up, I hit a home run.
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693. I wanna buy a blind camel.
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694. I'm American. Do you speak English?
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695. English?
English?
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696. I am speaking English.
You tell me, I tell him.
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697. Thank you. Would you tell him
I want to buy a blind camel?
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698. A blind camel.
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699. He will find you a blind camel.
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700. He also knows of a camel which has
a crippled leg and no teeth.
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701. He will sell you both
for a special price.
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702. Would you like a dead camel?
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703. No, no. Just tell him
I wanna buy a blind camel.
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704. He'll know what I mean.
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705. So your friend told you about Mohamad.
And you, no doubt, told the ClA.
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706. That's what I thought
might happen.
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707. I've been looking for you.
Why? ls your life in danger again?
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708. What do you need this time,
a donor heart?
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709. I want the contents of my suitcase.
Sure. Here.
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710. It's in my room at the Chez
Casablanca. Help yourself.
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711. Don't play with me.
I'm not such a fool!
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712. Half an hour after you left this morning,
I broke into your room and I stole the suitcase.
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713. The map was not in it.
Oh, is that where the map was?
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714. Gave it to Jim Harrison,
didn't you? ClA has it?
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715. No, I didn't tell them
about the suitcase.
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716. You're lying. You went through
the suitcase, you found the map!
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717. You found the map!
You gave it to Jim Harrison!
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718. Hey, shoot me or lower your voice and stop
throwing Jim Harrison up to me.
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719. The only reason Jim Harrison hired me was
because you recruited Lyle as a communist.
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720. I gave you my passport.
I carried all your stuff out of lshtar.
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721. Why didn't you recruit me as a communist?
Wasn't I good enough?
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722. I don't know
what you're talking about.
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723. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, forget it.
What's done is done.
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724. Lyle is your communist, so go bother him.
I don't care anymore.
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725. Can you be telling the truth?
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726. Hey, you have a right
to pick who you want.
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727. It's a free country.
No thanks to you and Lyle.
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728. My God. Oh, my God.
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729. You are telling the truth.
Listen to me.
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730. Hey, don't sit on the bed.
It's too late for that now.
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731. The things in that suitcase,
they came from my brother's room.
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732. I packed them the night
he was killed.
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733. He called me on the phone.
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734. I knew from what he said on the phone that he
had hidden the map somewhere in his things.
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735. I grabbed them all, I put them in his suitcase
and I put on his clothes
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736. so I would look like a boy, and I ran.
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737. I was hunted almost
from the start.
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738. I never even had a chance to look
through the things I had packed.
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739. When I met you at the airport,
you were my last hope.
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740. Oh, gee, I wish there was
something I could do.
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741. There is. Please tell no one
I don't have the map.
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742. It means my life.
That means your life too?
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743. I am a member of the party
that opposes the Emir.
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744. It means the life
of anyone in lshtar.
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745. Without the map,
I'll be killed on sight.
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746. No kidding?
Does the ClA know this?
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747. Hawk...
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748. this is an ancient, devious world,
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749. and you come from a young country.
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750. Promise me you will keep my secret
without trying to understand it?
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751. Sure. If it means your life.
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752. Perhaps...
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753. Maybe one day we will meet again.
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754. One day? Are you kidding?
It'll be every day.
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755. It's only the beginning.
You're a true American.
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756. I knew you were a nice girl.
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757. Chuck? Hi.
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758. I bought a few things.
A hand-dyed Tuareg gown here.
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759. This is a keffiyeh, and here is a red scarf
I got for practically nothing.
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760. What are you doing with a camel?
Oh, that's a long story.
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761. It's another—
One of the things I bought.
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762. What do you mean?
Huh? Well...
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763. You bought a camel?
Well, yeah—
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764. Well, no, I didn't actually buy him,
they sold him to me.
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765. Huh?
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766. Come on, buddy.
Easy, boy. Easy, boy.
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767. What the hell's the matter with him?
Is he blind?
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768. Well, yeah, he is.
But he's in perfect condition.
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769. They used him for drawing
well water up a track.
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770. Lyle, are you crazy?
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771. I not supposed to have him permanently, I don't think.
It's just... I think it's a kind of a sign.
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772. Lyle, get rid of the camel,
let's get you out of the sun.
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773. Well, the sun can't hurt me,
I got my keffiyeh.
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774. Oh, God. I got a feeling something went wrong
and now I own a blind camel.
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775. Uh, Lyle.
I own a blind camel.
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776. Lyle, put this over your face.
Keep your head down.
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777. Keep walking and don't talk loud.
Why? What's the matter?
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778. What are they doing here?
I think they're looking for us.
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779. I think you're right.
Give me that scarf.
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780. Okay.
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781. Take it behind the hump and put it on.
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782. Hold her steady.
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783. I can't hold her too tight
because it hurts her tooth.
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784. Loosen the rope.
Don't let her scream.
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785. You all right?
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786. Are you all right?
Yeah, fine.
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787. Here, take this gown and take it
behind that building there and put it on.
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788. The guy that sold you that camel has probably
described you down to your socks.
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789. Give me the rope.
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790. You gotta hold it down. He doesn't like it
when you hold it up. He's got a bad tooth.
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791. Will you go?
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792. How much for the camel?
Jim!
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793. Keep your voice down.
Point at the camel as we speak.
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794. How did you find us?
The beeper.
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795. You mean this is a bug too?
Only at close range.
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796. We use it basically to track with.
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797. The men in straw hats are members
of Emir Yousef's army.
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798. They're trying to kill you.
I thought Emir Yousef was our guy.
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799. He is. He is.
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800. But he doesn't like the idea of your friend
dealing with a known communist.
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801. Don't touch his mouth.
One of his teeth is bad.
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802. I'd like to go over the
Shirra Assel situation with you.
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803. As one agent to another,
I've heard the Emir is a prick.
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804. Really? Well, we'll have
to look into that.
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805. But the main thing is to get you
out of town before you're recognised.
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806. Do you know anything
about the desert?
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807. Yeah. That's where Las Vegas is.
Cute, huh?
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808. That is cute, yeah.
"That's where Las Vegas is."
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809. That's a good one. I'll have to remember that.
It's a good one.
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810. You can stop pointing now. Oh.
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811. Stand up.
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812. There's two canteens
and a compass in here.
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813. Two canteens, compass.
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814. You and Lyle walk out of town,
walk southeast.
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815. Southeast.
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816. In a couple of hours,
you'll run into the Harridan oasis.
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817. Harridan oasis.
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818. How do we know—?
You'll know it. You can't miss it.
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819. We'll pick you up there.
Move the camel. Move the camel!
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820. The camel. Move the camel.
Move the camel. Where?
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821. Anywhere. He's on my foot.
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822. Sorry.
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823. What the hell's the matter
with that camel?
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824. Is he blind?
Yeah.
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825. Jim, I'd like to go over these directions with you
once more before Lyle comes back.
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826. He promised he would say nothing.
He gave me his word.
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827. And 20 minutes later,
Jim Harrison appears here.
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828. Shirra, we have no choice.
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829. It is a pity you told him we don't
have the map, but you did.
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830. if he talks, we'll all be dead
by tomorrow. And our families.
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831. God help me.
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832. Shirra, do you dare risk
all our lives for them?
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833. No. It is terrible
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834. to send two men
into the desert to die.
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835. No, it is better to kill two men
than two hundred.
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836. But it is much harder.
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837. Do not turn around. Take those.
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838. Give me the cloth. I'll wrap it around
your head as we speak.
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839. Your life is in danger.
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840. Take your friend and start walking into the desert.
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841. Drop the beads as you go. When you
cannot see the town anymore, stop.
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842. Wait until night, and then follow the beads back.
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843. They are golamine beads.
They glow in the dark.
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844. Could I have a map instead?
There is no map of the desert.
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845. Everyone uses golamine beads.
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846. How do you know they'll stay there?
What about birds?
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847. The birds in the desert eat only flesh.
And there is no wind.
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848. Will you still be here
when we get back?
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849. Yes, I will be here.
Go quickly, now.
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850. I think about you
all the time.
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851. Sometimes I imagine you
dressed like a girl.
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852. We're walking along...
We'll talk about it tonight. Go now.
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853. It is done.
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854. Why are you dropping beads? Huh?
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855. How come you're dropping beads?
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856. Your necklace is too heavy?
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857. No, I'm making a trail. That's what they do
when they come out here.
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858. They drop these beads, and then,
when it gets dark, they shine.
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859. And they can follow them
all the way back to town.
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860. What if they want to just go forward?
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861. Oh, well, then the beads don't help. Oh.
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862. So I guess it's a good idea
that I bought a compass.
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863. You bought a compass?
Yeah.
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864. When?
When I got the canteens.
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865. You bought canteens?
Yeah.
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866. Take one sip at a time. That water has to last
you about another 48 minutes.
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867. Why? What happens in 48 minutes?
We run out of water.
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868. No, seriously, though,
I hear there's an oasis
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869. about an hour and a half
outside of Shali Benimal.
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870. I don't think it's smart to keep
walking out here in the desert.
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871. We'll be there in a minute.
if you're tired, ride the camel.
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872. Ride it? How do I get up on it?
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873. Here, I'll give you a boost.
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874. This way, boy! This way, boy!
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875. This way, boy! This way!
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876. How long before they're inoperative?
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877. Well, they're going southeast,
so the sun's gonna get stronger.
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878. By tonight, they'll be out of water,
miles from the well.
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879. Tomorrow morning,
they should stop moving.
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880. And by tomorrow afternoon,
they, uh, should be dead.
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881. That's a funny pattern.
Are they drunk?
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882. No. The camel's blind.
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883. You're kidding?
No.
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884. I can't understand. We should've hit
that oasis seven minutes ago.
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885. I can't even see the town anymore.
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886. No, we can't stop now.
We're gonna hit it any minute.
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887. Come on, now. Come on.
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888. We'll be there in minutes.
No, no, I really gotta stop.
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889. Want some water?
Let me give you a little water.
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890. Wait, wait.
What's the matter?
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891. It's—
What's the matter?
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892. It's hot today.
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893. Chuck! Chuck!
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894. Chuck!
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895. What happened?
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896. Hold on, Hawk!
Hold on! I'm coming.
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897. Oh, no! Oh! Oh!
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898. Oh, no!
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899. Chuck! Chuck, get up!
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900. No, no, no, no! No, no, no!
Not dead. Just resting!
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901. Shoo! Shoo!
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902. Bad bird! Bad! Bad! Bad!
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903. Hawk, hold on, I'm coming.
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904. Are you crazy? I'm moving.
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905. Hawk.
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906. Just wait a minute.
Just drink a little bit of this.
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907. Don't spill it, Hawk.
Don't spill it. That's it.
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908. All right.
Is this—? Is this the oasis?
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909. Does this look like an oasis to you?
Yeah, look at the birds.
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910. Are those vultures?
Yeah. You fainted.
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911. They thought you were dead.
You mean they're here on spec?
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912. Yeah.
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913. I think it's very important not to let yourself
get too run down when you come out here.
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914. We just can't afford to walk around looking
for an oasis. Do you understand?
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915. I don't understand it. It was just an
hour and a half outside of Shali Benimal.
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916. You can't miss it.
Who told you that?
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917. Who told you that?
I can't remember.
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918. Well, we missed it.
Here's to my beads.
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919. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are you crazy? That's our only water.
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920. So what? We're gonna be back
in Shali Benamali in a little while.
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921. It's gonna be night.
You don't need water at night.
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922. Lyle. Lyle, are you sure it's safe to count
on a lot of beads in the desert for a trail?
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923. What if there's a big wind?
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924. There is no wind in the desert.
Who told you that?
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925. I can't remember. Oh.
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926. I see.
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927. To the beads.
To the beads.
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928. We will leave for lshtar
tomorrow morning,
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929. and you are coming
with us, professor.
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930. Hasad and I will take over
the transmitter
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931. and we'll broadcast
as the two messengers of God
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932. and promise the Shiites that if they rise up,
the Emir will fall as prophesied.
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933. I see. You will be there to verify it.
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934. It'll be rather difficult to do
without the map, won't it?
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935. By the time we are asked
to produce it, lshtar will be ours.
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936. You'll be slaughtered.
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937. A few hundred guerrillas
and a mob of angry Shiites
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938. against an army trained
and equipped by the Americans?
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939. You underestimate us, professor.
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940. We have a network
of mercenaries, tribesmen,
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941. all starting for lshtar tonight.
Armed?
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942. The desert is filled with dealers
in black-market arms.
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943. They will be armed.
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944. Well, you appear to have
thought of everything.
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945. Except the possibility that
the two Americans will survive
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946. and let out that
you don't have the map.
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947. I have thought of that too.
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948. That is why I put a price of 20,000 dirham
on their heads this afternoon.
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949. if they survive the desert,
they will not survive that.
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950. You are a murderer.
And what are you?
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951. Or do you think a bullet is crueller
than what they face now?
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952. It's getting nippy.
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953. I don't see any beads
shining, do you?
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954. Well, it isn't dark yet.
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955. Oh, my God!
What?
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956. We're gonna miss our show!
Oh, no!
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957. Oh, yes! Yes!
Oh!
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958. Shit!
Oh, yes. Well, well, well.
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959. That is it, isn't it? Now we're gonna get
blackballed at the Chez Casablanca.
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960. We're never gonna work
in Morocco again.
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961. They're gonna call Marty, word's gonna get out.
We will never get another booking.
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962. What have you done?
What have I done?
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963. You're blaming me?
Yes, I am!
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964. On me?
On you!
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965. You're a spy. That's how come
everybody's trying to kill us.
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966. Oh, this is a joke. You think those guys are after us
because they think I'm a spy, huh?
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967. Those guys are after us because they think
that you know where Shirra Assel's map is!
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968. Who is Shirra Assel Smap?
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969. Oh, come on! Don't play
sucker games with me!
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970. You're not selling water to some schmuck
in Ponder, Texas! This is the Hawk talking!
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971. You think I don't know that you spent a half-hour
with Shirra Assel in our hotel room?
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972. Oh, is she the guy with your jacket and your passport
that you told me you lost in lshtar?
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973. Yeah. And I suppose
you don't know what her name is?
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974. I don't. And you don't know about the map?
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975. What map?
"What map?"
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976. The map that could lose us lshtar
and enflame the whole Middle East.
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977. Well, that's your department. You're the guy
taking money from the ClA.
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978. That money is for us.
That money is for the both—
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979. The money's for us?
Well, I don't want it!
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980. I don't think it's right to take money for keeping
a guy like the Emir of lshtar in power.
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981. He's a bad guy.
Oh, knock it off.
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982. Brown-nosing the commies
won't get you my girl.
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983. Your girl? How did
she get to be your girl?
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984. Let me tell you something! if she's anybody's girl,
it's the guy you're sitting in back of!
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985. You poor putz!
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986. Don't you have any sense of reality?
Do you really think you can get a girl away from...?
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987. What are you crying about?
Cry?
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988. Was I too tough on you?
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989. I'm not crying! A piece of sand blew in my eye!
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990. Cry? You don't get it. She likes me.
She gave me the golamine beads. She told—
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991. A piece of sand blew in my eye?
What does this mean?
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992. This must be one of them once-in-a-lifetime
things, like a glacier's melting.
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993. Oh! Whoa!
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994. Easy, fella. Easy. Whoa!
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995. Whoa! Whoa!
Camel!
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996. Oh, this son of a bitch!
Now he's tired.
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997. My hips are locked.
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998. Don't do that. Hey.
Huh?
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999. Don't wipe your face with that.
The dye's coming off on your skin.
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1000. Who's gonna see me?
That's not the point.
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1001. Dye is carcinogenic.
You're right.
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1002. Lyle. It's gonna be a scorcher.
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1003. Lyle, Lyle. Look. Look.
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1004. Get down.
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1005. Could that be a mirage?
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1006. We both see it.
How could it be a mirage?
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1007. You're right.
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1008. Lyle.
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1009. Lyle, go down to that truck
and try to get us some water.
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1010. But be careful, because
they may be looking for us.
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1011. So act like an Arab.
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1012. Are you listening to me?
Uh-huh.
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1013. And whatever you do, don't talk.
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1014. How can I ask for water?
Use hand gestures. Be inventive.
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1015. You do it.
I can't. Look how I'm dressed.
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1016. Lyle, what is the big deal?
Go on, you're just gonna ask for some water.
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1017. We lost our canteens.
Attaboy, attaboy.
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1018. Hey, you!
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1019. You, on the top!
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1020. Yeah!
Are you the auctioneer?
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1021. Are you the auctioneer? Yes.
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1022. You understand English?
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1023. Do you understand English? Yes.
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1024. Great. We're in business.
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1025. Two Kalashnikovs.
Right.
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1026. These babies should bring us
a pretty good price.
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1027. We start soon, huh, yes?
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1028. Here's our boy.
His name is Hakir.
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1029. Thank God you're here.
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1030. Uh, listen, Hakir. These Berbers are all
from different tribes with different dialects.
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1031. They don't understand Arabic or each other.
We don't understand them.
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1032. I hope to God you do.
Yes.
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1033. I understand all Berber dialects.
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1034. Oh, very good.
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1035. Now, we pay you 200 dirham for the job.
100 now and 100 later.
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1036. Hakir.
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1037. This is not Arabic.
Oh.
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1038. I speak no Arabic.
I am a Berber from the north of here.
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1039. Early on, I was sent by my tribe
to trade with other tribes the delft of our hills.
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1040. There, I learned from each tribe his dialect.
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1041. And where did you learn English?
We had much delft.
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1042. Even as you come here to trade,
my sahkaro sent me there.
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1043. You know Philadelphia?
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1044. All right, go on, then.
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1045. Hakir, we want you to close your eyes
and put your hands by your side,
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1046. and tell these men that their camels have been stolen.
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1047. Hm?
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1048. Pardon, I don't—
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1049. With your eyes closed,
and no gestures of any kind,
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1050. tell this bunch,
on the other side of the truck,
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1051. you saw their camels
being stolen, huh?
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1052. Do it!
Surely.
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1053. What was I supposed to say again?
Do it!
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1054. Oh, come on!
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1055. They understood something.
I don't believe it.
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1056. They understood everything.
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1057. Some say, "Oh, my God." Still others say,
" But I just saw my camel. He was fine."
Copy !req
1058. Still others say, "What did he say?"
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1059. I'm sorry, old man, but a translator who speaks
all Berber dialect and English but no Arabic?
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1060. I don't believe it.
This man is a fake.
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1061. Oh, no. They don't seem to think so.
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1062. Hakir, look...
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1063. tell these wallahs that our weapons
come straight from the Saharawi desert.
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1064. Tell them the Americans
give the lshtari new weapons,
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1065. but these are better because
they've already been tested in battle.
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1066. Keep hitting the " used
is better than new" idea.
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1067. Used is better than new.
Yeah. They'll buy it. Go on, sell them.
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1068. Oh, they say they could
hardly believe their ears.
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1069. Do you really expect them
to swallow such nach-nach.
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1070. Still others just shrug
and question your sanity.
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1071. First the camels and then this.
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1072. Tough crew, eh?
Oh, very tough. Berbers.
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1073. Now what?
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1074. They wonder when
the water will be passed.
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1075. Wonder when
the water will be passed?
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1076. Screw the water!
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1077. We're not selling water!
Start the bidding!
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1078. Five? Five? Five?
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1079. Five!
I got five!
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1080. Six? I got six? I got six!
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1081. This one! Tell them
about this one!
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1082. Tell him 8,000.
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1083. Twelve thousand.
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1084. He's got it. Is that 12? Let him have it.
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1085. Here, here.
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1086. Jim, you called it.
Hasn't moved in almost 20 minutes.
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1087. Right on schedule.
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1088. How's your foot?
Good, good. Better, thanks.
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1089. 011-401, this is Circuit-breaker.
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1090. Come in, 011-401.
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1091. I read you, Circuit-breaker.
This is 011-401.
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1092. The expiration date is nearly due on
those packages and the sender wants an lD.
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1093. So track them with the chopper,
and try to fly where you won't be seen.
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1094. Because the Ishtari have American choppers
that they're picking off gunrunners with,
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1095. and we don't want to be
associated with that.
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1096. I think we've hit some gunrunners.
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1097. Something must be wrong with the beeper.
This can't be their location.
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1098. We've been sighted.
Let them go.
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1099. Son of a bitch! What?
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1100. It's them!
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1101. Let's get the hell out of here!
They don't look dead to me.
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1102. Let's go.
Chopper, come here! Come here!
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1103. Oh, don't go away! No!
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1104. Shit! They didn't see us.
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1105. We didn't get any water.
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1106. Yeah, but we got these. I bet you these babies
are worth a couple of canteens.
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1107. You want to drag these around
till we find somebody with water?
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1108. Lyle, that chopper was looking for us.
I'll bet you anything.
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1109. The ClA knows we're lost, because we
didn't show up at the oasis.
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1110. if we can just stay alive
for a couple days, they'll find us.
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1111. We can get out of here and go home.
Wouldn't that be great?
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1112. Get out of here and go home.
Yeah, I wanna go home.
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1113. Attention. Attention. A military curfew
is in effect throughout Ishtar.
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1114. It has to be official!
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1115. Your Excellency, I assure you, the ClA is doing
everything in its power to keep you safe.
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1116. We have 25,000 American advisers.
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1117. The ClA! The ClA did everything in its power
to keep Anwar Sadat and the shah safe.
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1118. How safe were they?
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1119. Are the two American
messengers of God dead yet?
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1120. I can check.
Yes, check.
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1121. I want to announce
their death tonight.
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1122. Your Excellency, the announcement
of the death of these two men—
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1123. Who have made me look foolish and strengthened
the belief that God has a hand in my overthrow...
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1124. What of them?
We would like their deaths
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1125. to appear as from natural causes.
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1126. A bullet in the desert is not unnatural.
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1127. Especially when there are so many
gunrunners and mercenaries about.
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1128. Jim, the enemy of my enemies is my friend.
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1129. Now, these two men are my enemies,
just as Libya is yours.
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1130. Tonight. Yes, Your Excellency.
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1131. Water.
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1132. My lips are on fire.
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1133. With my desire... For you
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1134. Good song.
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1135. What have I done
with my life, Lyle?
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1136. Not now, Chuck.
Not now. Not now.
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1137. No children. No wife.
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1138. Chuck, this isn't really
a good time to get depressed.
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1139. You're right. I don't know
what's wrong with me.
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1140. Look at the upside.
We're not living lives of quiet desperation.
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1141. I guess I just have the blues.
Yeah.
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1142. Hey... What?
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1143. All the folks
That don't have money
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1144. Are they poor? Well, sure
Good rhyme.
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1145. Take it!
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1146. This is some of our best work.
You got a pencil?
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1147. Come on now, Lyle. Get a pencil.
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1148. Hey, I wonder if we're here.
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1149. Don't lose it, Lyle. Lyle?
This is really interesting.
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1150. I'm not depressed anymore.
It shows you where you are
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1151. in terms of the sun.
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1152. I mean, you don't know much about where you are
in terms of where you are, but...
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1153. Oh, Lyle, don't scare me.
You're all I have.
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1154. No, so help me, the lining
of your jacket's a map.
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1155. Look at it.
What?
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1156. You got the East there, the sun coming up.
The West right there.
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1157. It is a map.
Well, yeah!
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1158. This must be the map. Shirra's map.
The map that everyone's been looking for.
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1159. Oh, you mean, the map that could cost us
lshtar and enflame the Middle East?
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1160. Yeah.
In the lining of a jacket?
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1161. Schmuck.
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1162. It's not the real lining.
Someone sewed it in.
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1163. Look at this thread,
it's all sloppy and crooked.
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1164. Shirra's brother
must've sewed it in.
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1165. Can I give it to her with you?
Yeah.
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1166. That means we can't tell
the ClA about it.
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1167. Well, it's not their map.
It's her map.
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1168. Yeah. She's gone through enough.
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1169. Oh, boy, she must've gone through
a lot if she found out about that wind.
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1170. Yeah.
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1171. That was a weird one. Yeah.
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1172. No one— No one even mentioned it
during the auction.
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1173. And they didn't shine.
What didn't?
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1174. The beads. They didn't shine.
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1175. How would you know? They were probably
in Kansas five minutes after the wind hit.
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1176. No, but the beads on my necklace didn't shine.
They're the ones that I dropped.
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1177. That's right. I don't remember
them shining last night.
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1178. In fact...
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1179. I remember them not shining.
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1180. Oh, gee.
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1181. We're approaching the target. Over.
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1182. Come in as low as you can.
They'll hold still for you.
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1183. I want those bullets to look like
they came from the ground.
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1184. They're coming into range.
Take her down.
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1185. Hey!
They see us!
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1186. He's landing!
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1187. He's pointing a gun at us.
No, he's not pointing it at us.
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1188. He's just riding shotgun
in case there's trouble.
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1189. He's aiming at us.
Will you stop being paranoid!
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1190. Run!
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1191. Run! Run!
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1192. They're splitting. Go for the one in blue.
The other's just standing there.
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1193. What's happening?
Run, smuck! They're trying to kill us!
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1194. You mean those pricks
are trying to kill us too?
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1195. Run a crooked line!
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1196. Run! Keep running!
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1197. Oh, my God! I don't
believe this is happening.
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1198. You're too high.
Come down.
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1199. No one's gonna measure whether the guy
who shot them was 6 foot or 16!
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1200. Are you serious? Two Americans shot in a desert?
Of course they'll measure.
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1201. This goes in here.
Turn it over.
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1202. I wish this gun was mounted.
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1203. What the—?
Jesus Christ! They're firing at us!
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1204. Great shot!
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1205. I used to hunt every day
before the tyre factory opened.
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1206. They're using an automatic rifle.
We've been hit.
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1207. Back off and take cover.
I'm sending in a gunship. Over and out.
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1208. Son of a bitch.
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1209. Come on, now, get up! You idiot!
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1210. Move! Move!
You wanna get killed?
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1211. We're trying to save your ass!
Move! Move!
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1212. Get up! Forget it, Chuck.
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1213. They're gonna come back and kill us.
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1214. Come on, let's move these.
Big, dumb, stupid-ass camel!
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1215. He'd rather just
sit there than move!
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1216. When you ask him,
he'd rather get shot!
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1217. Actually, I kind of admire that. Me too.
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1218. Oh, boy.
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1219. Oh.
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1220. Here they come. Here they come.
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1221. There's two of them now.
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1222. What should I take?
Take the M1, take the M1.
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1223. What's that? This one?
Right there. Yeah.
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1224. isn't this amazing?
Nothing ever happened to us.
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1225. Willa left me, I played a couple clubs...
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1226. Nothing to write home about. Right.
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1227. Now we're gonna die
in the desert shooting helicopters.
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1228. That ain't poverty.
That ain't poverty, baby
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1229. We didn't need a pencil.
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1230. There's a jeep moving in towards the target.
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1231. Hold your fire till it passes.
If it stops, neutralise it. Over.
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1232. I read you.
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1233. Hey.
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1234. Now there's a guy who wants to kill us
bad enough to drive across the desert.
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1235. What are you trying to do,
make it look like a traffic accident?
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1236. Don't shoot! It's me, your guide. Abdul!
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1237. Abdul? What are you doing here?
Looking for you.
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1238. I've been looking for you all night.
Fortunately, I had a paying passenger.
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1239. The jeep stopped.
Shit.
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1240. Well, take them all. Be careful,
one of them has got a rifle. Go!
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1241. You stay with the machine gun.
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1242. What do I do?
Just aim and fire.
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1243. Do you know how to use
a grenade launcher?
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1244. No.
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1245. This is the trigger.
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1246. Let them come in closer.
When I give you the signal, stand and fire.
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1247. I have brought about your deaths.
We will die together.
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1248. Now!
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1249. Holy shit!
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1250. Jim, I don't know what you had in mind,
but this action is no longer covert.
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1251. We're now overtly firing on two Americans
and God knows who else.
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1252. And they are armed to the teeth!
Get out, get out, get out.
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1253. The mission's over. Just get out as quick, quick...
While we can still say we made a mistake. Get out.
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1254. Fuck you!
Fuck you twice!
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1255. And two more from our friends!
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1256. Marty. Marty, if we agree to your terms,
will we get the map?
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1257. I don't know anything about a map.
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1258. But if anything should happen to my clients,
the map is up for grabs.
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1259. Here's the deal.
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1260. social reforms in lshtar
as dictated by Shirra Assel.
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1261. an immediate live-in-concert album from
Rogers & Clarke at the Chez Casablanca
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1262. to be financed and promoted
worldwide by you.
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1263. Promote Rogers & Clarke worldwide?
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1264. No problem. Marty—
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1265. Let's work together as agents.
My pleasure. Talk to you soon.
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1266. It's a disaster.
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1267. The girl wants social reforms in lshtar,
which means we probably have to get rid of the Emir.
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1268. But that's not the biggest problem.
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1269. We've got to actually back an album with these guys
and promote them worldwide! Hold on one second.
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1270. Sir?
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1271. We did not shoot at two Americans
in the desert. We did not.
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1272. Who told you that?
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1273. The secretary of state?
Well, how would he know?
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1274. Well, let me look into. I'm gonna look
into it right away. I'll get right back to you.
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1275. Get General Westlake to get the 7th Battalion
as an enthusiastic audience for a live concert.
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1276. Tell him... No, no, no, don't tell him that.
Tell him, General, we've found the map.
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1277. But we don't know where it is.
But we know who has it.
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1278. Shirra Assel and these two American entertainers
who somebody shot at in the desert.
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1279. And we've been able
to make a deal, general,
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1280. but we need our own men here
because if anything happens to them,
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1281. the map goes to the KGB, but if Emir Yousef
accepts Shirra Assel's reforms
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1282. and we back their albums, they promise
not to sell it to anyone else.
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1283. Back their albums?
I'm Shirra Assel, their friend.
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1284. I'm Abdul, their guide.
Marty Freed. I'm their agent.
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1285. I'd like to get up,
but I got such jet lag.
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1286. Ladies and gentlemen, by popular demand,
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1287. Rogers & Clarke.
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1288. Applaud! Pick it up! Yeah!
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1289. Applaud! Come on!
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1290. They wrote the music
and the lyrics.
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1291. That's the single.
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1292. Applaud!
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1293. Encore!
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1294. More! Encore!
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1295. Thank you very much.
Thank you.
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1296. Can you believe this? Huh?
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1297. And now,
ladies and gentlemen,
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1298. this next song is for a very lovely lady of the left.
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1299. This is unbelievable.
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1300. What is it?
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1301. I think they're wonderful.
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