1. Sieg Heil, Moon Youth Unterführerin
Renate Richter!Copy !req
2. Heil Hitler!
Boys and girls, please sit down.Copy !req
3. Dieter, don't you know
where to put your behind?Copy !req
4. Miss Richter, it's the 65th birthday
of the Moon Führer so we should sayCopy !req
5. "Heil Kortzfleisch"!Copy !req
6. You're such an exemplary boy.Copy !req
7. Today, we'll start
with the most unpatriotic language.Copy !req
8. It's the language we need to know
when we return to those -Copy !req
9. who need our help.Copy !req
10. Attention! A song momentCopy !req
11. Heil Hitler!
- Hitler...Copy !req
12. What is that, Mr. Adler?Copy !req
13. - A spy from the Earth.Copy !req
14. I captured him myself. He seems to
be the leader of the shock troops.Copy !req
15. Mr. Adler, is this a joke?Copy !req
16. I'll be damned!Copy !req
17. What's for lunch today?
- Sauerkraut.Copy !req
18. Again! Please say that's not true.Copy !req
19. Capture him! No! Capture him!Copy !req
20. What does he look like?Copy !req
21. Where does he come from?
What is he wearing?Copy !req
22. How do I look?Copy !req
23. Like they say in English...Copy !req
24. Klaus! Don't shoot.
We need him for tests...Copy !req
25. Take him to Dr. Richter's
laboratory.Copy !req
26. - Dumb negro.
- He talks nonsense.Copy !req
27. - It might be a dialect.
Probable reason is the skincolour.Copy !req
28. - Right.Copy !req
29. His brain structure
is different from us Aryans.Copy !req
30. Let's open up his skull
and measure the brain.Copy !req
31. No. I need to know why he's here.Copy !req
32. You have 24 hours, Doctor.Copy !req
33. Otherwise I have to rely on
an ancient, infallible method.Copy !req
34. Pain.Copy !req
35. WASHINGTON D.C.Copy !req
36. Mr. Adler.
- Call me Klaus. May I?Copy !req
37. Of course.Copy !req
38. I've come to discuss our union.Copy !req
39. Is that a marriage proposal?
- There's no need for marriage.Copy !req
40. I received confirmation from
the Department of Racial Purity.Copy !req
41. Our genetic match is 97 per-cent.
- How romantic.Copy !req
42. Science demands us
to unite physically.Copy !req
43. It's our destiny to produce
perfect offspring for the people.Copy !req
44. What about my scientific research?Copy !req
45. One day, Renate...Copy !req
46. All this will be ours.Copy !req
47. But first, I must conquer the Earth.Copy !req
48. Wolfgang, the old fart,
stands in my way.Copy !req
49. In the way of final victoryCopy !req
50. The two of us will take on
an enormous responsibility.Copy !req
51. Your place is by my side.Copy !req
52. Gentlemen! Project Götterdämmerung.Copy !req
53. Our miracle weapon that has beenCopy !req
54. under development for 40 years.
The dream of our legendary Führer.Copy !req
55. But unfortunately only a dream,
until now.Copy !req
56. Please, Doctor.
Watch this!Copy !req
57. This tiny device has over a thousand
times more computingCopy !req
58. power than our
biggest computers together.Copy !req
59. I made this cable to connect
this machine with our main computer.Copy !req
60. I call this Universal
Systematic Binding, USB for short.Copy !req
61. This will lift it into the air. The
Götterdämmerung will fly!Copy !req
62. You saw it!
You saw it with your own eyes!Copy !req
63. Führer, please, let me return to the
Earth.Copy !req
64. Let me get more of these
devices.Copy !req
65. No one has ever returned.
I will return.Copy !req
66. We don't have a choice if we want
to execute the Earth invasion.Copy !req
67. Looks good.Copy !req
68. This will solve our little problem.Copy !req
69. I'm coming.Copy !req
70. Looks very good!Copy !req
71. And now we just...Copy !req
72. Why don't you take me with you?Copy !req
73. - Don't worry, darling.Copy !req
74. After I've completed my mission,
I'll come and get you.Copy !req
75. That's not what I mean.
I study the Earth!Copy !req
76. I know everything about it.
You need me.Copy !req
77. You sweet little thing, where do you
get all those crazy ideas?Copy !req
78. From books, mostly.Copy !req
79. Sometimes from films.Copy !req
80. I shall return as a hero.Copy !req
81. Heil Hitler!
- Heil Kortzfleisch!Copy !req
82. Won't you ever learn?
- But of course, my Führer.Copy !req
83. We have one more ace up our sleeve.Copy !req
84. Show him what we have.Copy !req
85. Voilà, gentlemen!
Doctor.Copy !req
86. Watch closely.Copy !req
87. Stand up, you fool.Copy !req
88. Oberführer Adler, I hope you've
discussed my return to the Earth.Copy !req
89. Something along those lines.
The Reich trusts you.Copy !req
90. Thank you, Doctor.
Take care of your daughter for me.Copy !req
91. See you in Valhalla.Copy !req
92. Renate! What are you doing here?Copy !req
93. This is not the place for the mother of
the children of the future Führer.Copy !req
94. And definitely
not the place for a woman.Copy !req
95. My place is by my man.Copy !req
96. A Volkswagen bus.Copy !req
97. Doesn't he know?
- No. He'll be thrilled.Copy !req
98. 125 MINUTES LATERCopy !req
99. Heil Hitler!Copy !req
100. The name's not Hitler!Copy !req
101. Do it, Moon Corporal.Copy !req
102. And you want to eliminate
the Moon Führer.Copy !req
103. Do you know
the penalty for treason?Copy !req
104. The fleet is ready, my Führer.
- Excellent.Copy !req
105. Tell them to wait for my return.Copy !req
106. We shall then begin
the Meteorblitzkrieg.Copy !req
107. We'll wipe all these sub-humans
off the map.Copy !req
108. Oh well.
A blessing in disguise.Copy !req
109. Now I can kill all the enemies of
the Reich in one stroke.Copy !req
110. Farewell, puppet Führer.Copy !req
111. They develop like ordinary women.
But look.Copy !req
112. No hair here, nor here.
Like little girls.Copy !req
113. And when they do have hair,
it looks like...Copy !req
114. The moustache of our great Führer.Copy !req
115. The pictures kind of turn me on.Copy !req
116. Mr. Adler. Where's the Führer?Copy !req
117. The Führer is dead.
Long live the new Führer.Copy !req
118. That's me, in case you're wondering.Copy !req
119. Sieg Heil! This way.Copy !req
120. From now on, of course,
it's "Heil Adler".Copy !req
121. Time is the sin.Copy !req
122. I'll see you in Valhalla.Copy !req
123. At 5.45 we'll start firing back.Copy !req
124. Every bomb will be retaliated.Copy !req
125. The Meteorblitzkrieg shall begin!Copy !req
126. Heroes of the First Fleet, continue
your attack to the last man -Copy !req
127. and remember,
you're fighting for the Reich!Copy !req
128. Prepare an appropriate uniform
for the Führer.Copy !req
129. The Fatherland
is calling its children!Copy !req
130. This device will complete the biggestCopy !req
131. war machine of all times.Copy !req
132. The Götterdämmerung will fly!Copy !req
133. Heil Adler!Copy !req
134. As you were.Copy !req
135. Well?Copy !req
136. The Earth fleet will be
within firing range in 20 minutes.Copy !req
137. Are your troops ready?
- We're waiting for Dr. Richter.Copy !req
138. Move!Copy !req
139. Who dares disturb me?Copy !req
140. - Richter!
How much time do you need?Copy !req
141. - The Götterdämmerung will fly.
It will be ready for the final victory.Copy !req
142. Cut the crap. How long?Copy !req
143. Let's say three months,
give or take a little.Copy !req
144. You have three minutes.Copy !req
145. He cut me off. It's not that easy.
Russia wasn't conquered in a day...Copy !req
146. Start the Helium-3 engines.Copy !req
147. Now!Copy !req
148. Start the engines.Copy !req
149. Load the cannons.Copy !req
150. Are the cannons ready to fire?
- They are.Copy !req
151. But the Earth is below the horizon,
on the other side of the Moon.Copy !req
152. We can't shoot.Copy !req
153. It was a full moon yesterday.
Let's make a brand new horizon.Copy !req
154. Fire at will.Copy !req
155. Reactivate the systems,
Weapons Officer.Copy !req
156. We'll see...Copy !req
157. For motivation, break glassCopy !req
158. There's no song moment now!Copy !req
159. It's a false alarm!Copy !req
160. Are you all imbeciles?
Go and see what's going on!Copy !req
161. On the double!Copy !req
162. Renate...
- I won't let you do it.Copy !req
163. What will you do? Shoot me?Copy !req
164. Good girl...Copy !req
165. Renate Richter, almost my bride.Copy !req
166. You destroyed something beautiful,
something wonderful.Copy !req
167. A future world full of Aryan children.
Our Aryan children!Copy !req
168. But you betrayed me,
and you shall pay for that.Copy !req
169. Your beauty for Odin's table...Copy !req
170. Klaus! Wait! Let me say something.
Now?Copy !req
171. I'm a bit busy.
- I've always respected you.Copy !req
172. As Führer, and as a man.Copy !req
173. I've even loved you.Copy !req
174. I belong to you.To you.Copy !req
175. Cute little speech.
But it's too late, my dear. Goodbye.Copy !req
176. I understand. I hail you.Copy !req
177. My Klaus.Copy !req
178. Sieg Heil, my Führer!Copy !req
179. Please don't, never again!Copy !req
180. What was the Earth like?Copy !req
181. Different.Copy !req
182. When can we fly there?
Soon. Soon...Copy !req
183. But how?
- In peace.Copy !req
184. MEANWHILE . . .Copy !req