1. Liberty, this is control.
Requesting lunar orbit statis.Copy !req
2. Control, this is Liberty.
Touch down in t-minus 20 and counting.Copy !req
3. Approaching Terminator line.Copy !req
4. Roger that,
be advised radio static on the com.Copy !req
5. Roger that 710...Copy !req
6. Landing vector approved...Copy !req
7. Landing coordinates DeltaCopy !req
8. LZ Seven, three, eleven.Copy !req
9. Looking good. Landing vector optimum.
Touch down in t-minus 12Copy !req
10. 11, 10, 9 ...Copy !req
11. 8, 7, 6 ...Copy !req
12. 5, 4, 3 ...Copy !req
13. 2, 1.Copy !req
14. Now lets, uh, drop the banners.Copy !req
15. - All set.
- Must we?Copy !req
16. - The Eagle has landed baby.
- Please, keep that fool off the main frequency.Copy !req
17. Are getting a reading on
your end too, Captain Sanders?Copy !req
18. Mission control I can confirm
vast quantities of Helium-3.Copy !req
19. - The readings are even stronger this way.Copy !req
20. - What? You're breaking up, please be
adviced you may be nearing a meteor shower...Copy !req
21. Adjust communica...Copy !req
22. No fucking way!Copy !req
23. Hey Sand, what you doin' with that thing
hopping around over there?Copy !req
24. I thought you were suppose to
be taking some photos of me?Copy !req
25. - Washington, have you got a visual on ...
- What was that, Houston?Copy !req
26. - Hey Washington, it's Helium-3.
- What?Copy !req
27. It's a Helium-3 mine. Get over here!
Hey there's something over here you need to see.Copy !req
28. No, Sanders! Sanders!Copy !req
29. Oh God!Copy !req
30. Houston! Houston! Son-of-a-bitch.
I need to get out of here.Copy !req
31. I must be trippin'.Copy !req
32. Sieg Heil, Mondjugendunterführerin
Renate Richter!Copy !req
33. Heil Hitler!Copy !req
34. Boys and girls, please sit down.Copy !req
35. Dieter, don't you know
where to put your behind?Copy !req
36. Fräulein Richter:
Since the Mondführer's 65th birthday
the appropriate salute has been:Copy !req
37. "Heil Kortzfleisch"!Copy !req
38. You're such an exemplary boy.Copy !req
39. Today, we'll start
with the most unpatriotic language.Copy !req
40. It's the language we need to know
when we return to those...Copy !req
41. who need our help.Copy !req
42. In English, now.Copy !req
43. Where are we from?Copy !req
44. - Siegfried.
- The earth.Copy !req
45. and when did we leave?Copy !req
46. - Brunhilda.
- 1945.Copy !req
47. - And where did we go?
- The dark side of the moon.Copy !req
48. Brilliant.Copy !req
49. Attention!
The National Hymn.Copy !req
50. Heil Hitler!
- Hitler?Copy !req
51. - What is that, Mr. Adler?
- A spy from the Earth.Copy !req
52. I captured him myself.Copy !req
53. He seems to be
the leader of the shock troops.Copy !req
54. Mr. Adler, is this a joke?Copy !req
55. I'll be damned!Copy !req
56. Don't try to play dumb with me.Copy !req
57. It was your bad idea to send
those idiots to the moon.Copy !req
58. - Talk about disaster.
- Um, not to be the contrarian Madam PresidentCopy !req
59. but I'm pretty sure it was your idea.Copy !req
60. It was my great idea had they succeeded,
now it's your stupid idea. Got it?Copy !req
61. I didn't hire you for stupid ideas.
I hire you because of your Midas touch.Copy !req
62. Now my approval ratings are in the toilet
and that election is just weeks away.Copy !req
63. You dropped the ball, Vivian.Copy !req
64. Now, I need a miracle.
Get me a miracle.Copy !req
65. Actually how was sending those two astronauts
to the moon suppose to getting me re-elected? Exactly?Copy !req
66. We haven't been to the moon for 50 years.
One of them was black.Copy !req
67. - Thought it would look good.
- Look good how?Copy !req
68. Like I said, one of them was black.Copy !req
69. Just think of the opportunity we wasted years
ago with that errand boy, Powell, Alan Powell?Copy !req
70. - Colin Powell.
- That was close.Copy !req
71. - And where are you going?
- The UN, to do my job.Copy !req
72. The Great Dictator
by Charlie Chaplin.Copy !req
73. It is one of the world
famous short films.Copy !req
74. which illustrates in just ten minutes,
his wish that one day, the entire worldCopy !req
75. would be held in the great
Führer's wise and gentle hands.Copy !req
76. - Any questions?
- I have a question.Copy !req
77. My heart.Copy !req
78. In my classroom we adhere to a strictly
formal manner in addressing one another.Copy !req
79. To what do we owe the
honor of this visit?Copy !req
80. We capture an earthling.
Your expertise is required.Copy !req
81. - What's for lunch today?
- Sauerkraut.Copy !req
82. Again! Please say that's not true.Copy !req
83. No, no no.
I love me some sauerkraut.Copy !req
84. And Volkswagen.
Huh... Farfignugen.Copy !req
85. Hay... German words, right.Copy !req
86. You know, it's as if, where I come from,
we speak German too. You know what I'm sayin'.Copy !req
87. Damn. Your gonna be sorry
you did that white boy.Copy !req
88. Capture him! No! Capture him!Copy !req
89. Don't shoot!Copy !req
90. The fugitive is a male negro,
unarmed, but possibly angry.Copy !req
91. What does he look like?Copy !req
92. Where does he come from?
What is he wearing?Copy !req
93. How do I look?Copy !req
94. Like they say in English—Copy !req
95. You are a knock-out.Copy !req
96. How do I get out of here?Copy !req
97. Thanks lady.
Have a nice day.Copy !req
98. No, Mr. Subhuman.
This is the air lock.Copy !req
99. No.Copy !req
100. You might wanna cover up a bit.Copy !req
101. All good?Copy !req
102. Klaus! Don't shoot.
We need him for tests—Copy !req
103. No, no no. I wouldn't do that if I was you.
Listen to me, listen to me.Copy !req
104. I know a lot of important people.
They're very important people.Copy !req
105. I even know the President of
the United States of America.Copy !req
106. Now now, if you kill me, then that's
just a really fucked up situation.Copy !req
107. You know the president of the
United States of the Americas?Copy !req
108. - Take him to Dr. Richter's laboratory.
- By your command!Copy !req
109. Thanks homie.
I talk to you later baby.Copy !req
110. Question, what is this apparatus?Copy !req
111. Look man, how would I know?
I'm just model.Copy !req
112. - A model what? Citizen?
- No man, a model model.Copy !req
113. Damn, what's wrong with you two?
You blind or something? Shit.Copy !req
114. - I'm pretty.
- Are you part of the shock
troops before the invasion?Copy !req
115. Invasion? Man,
you all must be tripping.Copy !req
116. What is your mission?Copy !req
117. Look dude, I just follow the paycheck,
you know what I'm saying?Copy !req
118. - What is this device?
- Oh, that's my kick-ass cellphone.Copy !req
119. - and a computer.
- What?Copy !req
120. That is not a computer.Copy !req
121. This is a computer.Copy !req
122. No man.
Dat's ancient history, homie.Copy !req
123. Dumb negro.Copy !req
124. - He talks nonsense.
- It might be a dialect.Copy !req
125. - Probable reason is the skin colour.
- Right.Copy !req
126. His brain structure
is different from us Aryans.Copy !req
127. Let's open up his skull
and measure the brain.Copy !req
128. No. I need to know why he's here.Copy !req
129. You have 24 hours, Doctor.Copy !req
130. Otherwise I have to rely on
an ancient, infallible technique.Copy !req
131. Pain.Copy !req
132. I am telling you once again..Copy !req
133. One moment we received conformation that
the ship had landed successfully on the moon.Copy !req
134. The next, all communications stopped.Copy !req
135. - As though it had simply vanished.
- Or you're hiding something from us?Copy !req
136. Yeah, we are hiding something
on the dark side of the moon.Copy !req
137. I still find very difficult to believe
that entire purpose of the missionCopy !req
138. was to promote your presidents re-election.Copy !req
139. Well, believe what you like,
we had mere senators spendCopy !req
140. hundred-of-millions on campaigns
to get elected to dog-shit posts.Copy !req
141. But Mr. Secretary, the expenses
involved this time only makes senseCopy !req
142. if there was a military purpose.Copy !req
143. Okay, lets get this clear.Copy !req
144. The United States has no
military activity on the moon.Copy !req
145. What about natural resources activity?Copy !req
146. We know how the U.S. sometimes
mixes the two up.Copy !req
147. Is there any chance that you are
looking for Helium-3 up there?Copy !req
148. Helium-3?Copy !req
149. You just made that up, didn't you?Copy !req
150. That's so silly.Copy !req
151. I assume these are just preliminary idea?Copy !req
152. Sir, we have a very small delivery window.Copy !req
153. - Sir?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
154. Ma'am, and this is all.Copy !req
155. Anyone who is not the head of
a department, should leave.Copy !req
156. You idiots.Copy !req
157. You morons!
That's an insult to morons.Copy !req
158. What is this shit?Copy !req
159. I have a meeting with the President of
the United fucking States of AmericaCopy !req
160. tomorrow fucking morning.Copy !req
161. Not with the President
of fucking Zambia.Copy !req
162. Not with the President of the
fucking Janitor's Union.Copy !req
163. But with the president of the fucking country which
you just happen to be living in at the fucking moment.Copy !req
164. You pieces of hellacious shit.Copy !req
165. What am I suppose to tell her?Copy !req
166. That my employees
are not intelligent enough...Copy !req
167. to be fucking morons?Copy !req
168. - Mr. Adler.
- Call me Klaus please!Copy !req
169. May I come in?Copy !req
170. Of course.Copy !req
171. I've come to discuss our legal union.Copy !req
172. - Is that a marriage proposal?
- There's no need for marriage.Copy !req
173. I received confirmation from
the Department of Racial Purity.Copy !req
174. - Our genetic match is 97 percent.
- How romantic.Copy !req
175. Science demands us
to unite physically.Copy !req
176. It's our destiny to produce
perfect offspring for the people.Copy !req
177. What about my scientific research?Copy !req
178. One day, Renate...Copy !req
179. All this will be ours.Copy !req
180. But first, I must conquer the Earth.Copy !req
181. Wolfgang, the old fart,
stands in my way...Copy !req
182. In the way of final victory.Copy !req
183. The two of us will take on
an enormous responsibility.Copy !req
184. Your place is by my side.Copy !req
185. Gentlemen!
Battleship Götterdämmerung.Copy !req
186. Our miracle weapon that has been
under development for 40 years.Copy !req
187. The dream of our beloved Führers.Copy !req
188. But unfortunately only a dream,
until now.Copy !req
189. - Please, Doctor.
- Watch this!Copy !req
190. This tiny device has over a thousand
times more computing powerCopy !req
191. than our biggest computers together.Copy !req
192. I engineered this cable to connect
this machine with our main computer.Copy !req
193. I call this the Universal
Systematic Binding: USB for short.Copy !req
194. This will lift it into the air.Copy !req
195. Finally,
The Götterdämmerung will fly!Copy !req
196. Yes!Copy !req
197. You saw it!
You saw it with your own eyes!Copy !req
198. Mein Führer, please
let me return to the Earth,Copy !req
199. let me get more of these devices.
- No one has ever returned.Copy !req
200. I will return.Copy !req
201. We don't have a choice if we want to
prevent an invasion from the Earth.Copy !req
202. Are you willing to work with the Führer ...Copy !req
203. in the name of the fatherland,
stand behind the Wehrmacht.Copy !req
204. This decision does not resolve all of us ...Copy !req
205. Thank you.
Thought my ears were gonna bleed.Copy !req
206. You're welcome.Copy !req
207. May I ask what you name is?Copy !req
208. Washington.
James Washington.Copy !req
209. - What yours?
- Renate Richter.Copy !req
210. It is a pleasure to meet you, Washington.Copy !req
211. James Washington.Copy !req
212. What's wrong with your skin?Copy !req
213. Come on now, please.
You have met a brother before, right?Copy !req
214. - No, I'm an only child.
- No, I didn't mean like that.Copy !req
215. I meant a black man.Copy !req
216. No and this continues to confuse meCopy !req
217. because you are much blacker
when I first encountered you.Copy !req
218. Okay girl, look.
Either I'm black or you're blind.Copy !req
219. Look, what is going to happen to me? I mean,
what's with this guy that keeps sticking needles in me?Copy !req
220. - What about that angry dude?
- My father's sticking needles into you?Copy !req
221. That freaking scientist guy?
That's your dad?Copy !req
222. And what about you know...Copy !req
223. Mr. Nachrichtenübermittlungs-Oberführer Adler?Copy !req
224. - I'm sorry, what?
- Klaus Adler.Copy !req
225. He's going to be
the next Führer.Copy !req
226. And my husband.Copy !req
227. What, did you lose a bet
or something? I mean...Copy !req
228. Lucky you.Copy !req
229. Actually, lucky him.Copy !req
230. I shouldn't even be here.Copy !req
231. Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.
Now, you can not leave me tied up like this.Copy !req
232. - Please do me a favor.
- What?Copy !req
233. - Play a Nazi.
- Well, if I don't?Copy !req
234. - They will eliminate you.
- Oh great.Copy !req
235. Is there a different radio station?Copy !req
236. With the upcoming war ...Copy !req
237. Looks good.Copy !req
238. This will solve our little problem.Copy !req
239. Okay, Mini-Manuel.
Hey man, I don't like the look of this.Copy !req
240. I'm coming.Copy !req
241. Looks very good!Copy !req
242. And now we just...Copy !req
243. - Why don't you take me with you?
- Don't worry, darling.Copy !req
244. After I've completed my mission,
I'll come back to you.Copy !req
245. That's not what I mean
I'm an Earthologist!Copy !req
246. I know everything about it.
You need me.Copy !req
247. You sweet little thing, where do you
get all those crazy ideas?Copy !req
248. Books, mostly...Copy !req
249. and some films.Copy !req
250. I shall return triumphant!Copy !req
251. - Heil Hitler!
- Heil Kortzfleisch!Copy !req
252. - Get it through your skull.
- Of course, mein Führer.Copy !req
253. We have one more ace up our sleeve.Copy !req
254. Show him what we have.Copy !req
255. Little snowflake,
little white coat...Copy !req
256. Voilà, gentlemen!Copy !req
257. - Doctor.
- Now watch closely gentlemen.Copy !req
258. Heil!Copy !req
259. Stand up, you fool.Copy !req
260. Sieg Heil!Copy !req
261. With the prisoner now being one of us,
we will go down to the earth.Copy !req
262. He will help us to find
more telephone computers.Copy !req
263. Return, and then get the
Götterdämmerung flying.Copy !req
264. Oberführer Adler, I hope you've
discussed my return to the Earth.Copy !req
265. Something along those lines.Copy !req
266. The Reich trusts you.Copy !req
267. Thank you Doctor.
Take care of your daughter for me.Copy !req
268. Sieg Heil!Copy !req
269. See you in Valhalla.Copy !req
270. - You smell that?
- No. We don't have time to waste.Copy !req
271. Take me to that president of yours.Copy !req
272. What? The President?Copy !req
273. Come on man, I thought you want me to
take you to the Mac store or something.Copy !req
274. You said that you would know the President
of these United States of the Americas.Copy !req
275. Right, of course.Copy !req
276. That President.Copy !req
277. May I meet this President too?Copy !req
278. Renate! What are you doing here?Copy !req
279. Hey, Miss Richter.
Welcome to my planet.Copy !req
280. This is not the place for the mother
of the children of the future Führer...Copy !req
281. and definitely
not the place for a woman!Copy !req
282. My place is by my man.Copy !req
283. - Get the hell outta my property.
- You better get outta here.Copy !req
284. A Volkswagen van.Copy !req
285. Whoa, whoa whoa whoa.
Now, hold on there Boss man.Copy !req
286. That may not be the sharpest move.Copy !req
287. Look, look.
I'll tell you what.Copy !req
288. Let me go talk to the brothers. All right?
They know me, you know. I'm one of them.Copy !req
289. Are you with me?Copy !req
290. Yeah, now you're talking. Alright.Copy !req
291. Now.Copy !req
292. - Doesn't he know?
- No. He'll be thrilled.Copy !req
293. I'm serious. You don't know how good it is to see
you all man. It's like little Africa up in this bitch.Copy !req
294. Thank you.Copy !req
295. Come on people.
You all know me. I know you do.Copy !req
296. Washington.Copy !req
297. That ain't one of you'alls, is it? Because ah...
Look man, you ain't got to bring that shit out.Copy !req
298. Look man, it's all good.
Look, I'm a peace loving brother, man.Copy !req
299. Fuck it, man.
Yo! Yo!Copy !req
300. - Are you alright?Copy !req
301. - Do I fucking look alright to you,
Miss crazy fucking Nazi?Copy !req
302. I mean,
what the hell just happen?Copy !req
303. You know...Copy !req
304. Oh no mother-effin way!Copy !req
305. What did you sick
sons-a-bitches do to me?Copy !req
306. - I should've told you.
- What? That I look like a fuckin' polar bear?Copy !req
307. You know what? You two really, really
know how to fuck up a guys Christmas.Copy !req
308. Quite, you fool!
What is wrong with you?Copy !req
309. We made you Aryan,
you're one of us now.Copy !req
310. - You should be thanking us.
- Thanking you?Copy !req
311. What I should have done is let those
brothers come here with their size 15sCopy !req
312. and put a foot so far up your ass,
you can taste the toe nails for 2 fucking weeks.Copy !req
313. Klaus!Copy !req
314. Bring me to your leader,
James Washington.Copy !req
315. Hey, what the fuck?
Excuse me.Copy !req
316. Get your fuckin' hands off me,
you mother...Copy !req
317. - Is she your boss?
- Yeah, she's the big cheese.Copy !req
318. - And she knows the president?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. They real tight.Copy !req
319. Oh, Come on.Copy !req
320. You fuckin' animal.
Do you know who I am? Huh? Do you?Copy !req
321. You just kidnapped the wrong woman.
The wrong fucking woman.Copy !req
322. Oh yeah. I hope your having a good time.
I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass.Copy !req
323. Excellent.Copy !req
324. My turn.Copy !req
325. I am Commander Klaus Adler of the 4th Reich.
We are based on the moon.Copy !req
326. I'm told you know the president of
these United States of the Americas.Copy !req
327. You will take us to that
President, because ...Copy !req
328. - I have a very special present for him.
- Him?Copy !req
329. Well he'll loved that.
He just loves presents.Copy !req
330. As soon as my mission is accomplished.Copy !req
331. The Nazi invading forces will be
called in under my directionsCopy !req
332. and we will end the good times
for the bad people.Copy !req
333. And just how do you propose to do that?Copy !req
334. - We'll simply eliminate them.
- What?Copy !req
335. - Sorry, that is not what we are told.
- Renate, I don't think that you ...Copy !req
336. Yeah. Why not?Copy !req
337. Why don't you tell you this fräulein why we're here.
Just like you keep telling your pupils.Copy !req
338. I would love to do that.Copy !req
339. You see...Copy !req
340. the National Socialist Party is
the people's party, nothing more.Copy !req
341. We wish to return to earth with
our message of peace and unity,Copy !req
342. love through virtueCopy !req
343. and kindness, for example.Copy !req
344. We are healthy,
in mind and body.Copy !req
345. Our spirits are brave and true.Copy !req
346. And we achieve because we are strong,
and disciplined in our cause.Copy !req
347. There's simply no belief
that can match ours.Copy !req
348. Because peace and unity is the gift
we bring to all mankind.Copy !req
349. - What you and all earthlings need to know ...
- Yeah, yeah. I get it.Copy !req
350. This is good.Copy !req
351. This is gonna work.Copy !req
352. You, I need.Copy !req
353. And you ...Copy !req
354. I want.Copy !req
355. Alright, let's go meet the president.Copy !req
356. Madam President ...Copy !req
357. Here is the miracle
you asked for.Copy !req
358. - Who is this man?
- He will lead the campaign troops.Copy !req
359. Renate, please ...Copy !req
360. This is very simple.Copy !req
361. The world is sick ...Copy !req
362. but we are the doctors.Copy !req
363. The world is anemic,
and we are the vitamin.Copy !req
364. The world is weary,
but we are the strength.Copy !req
365. We are here
to make the world healthy once again.Copy !req
366. With hard work ...Copy !req
367. with honesty, with clarity,
with decency.Copy !req
368. We are the product of loving
mothers and brave fathers.Copy !req
369. We are the embodiment
of love and bravery.Copy !req
370. We are the gift of both
God and science.Copy !req
371. We are the answer to the question.Copy !req
372. We are the promise
delivered to all mankind.Copy !req
373. For that we raise our hand,
to one nation.Copy !req
374. We step to the beat of one drumCopy !req
375. . of this world.Copy !req
376. We are the people with the
children on our shoulders.Copy !req
377. In the same way as our fathers
carried us and their fathers before them.Copy !req
378. We are the one people,
united and strong.Copy !req
379. We are the one people with certainty.
Moral certainty.Copy !req
380. We are invincible
and we have no fear.Copy !req
381. Because the truth makes us one.Copy !req
382. Hey! The moon Nazis are coming.
What's wrong with you people, can't you see?Copy !req
383. Look, I've been there.
I'm telling you.Copy !req
384. They have all this moon base, they got this whole
like space thing goin' on, and they comin' to take over.Copy !req
385. Oh, you never listen to this right?
Listen now cuz they comin, they comin'.Copy !req
386. They coming to get us all.
Why ain't you guys listenin' to me? I mean ...Copy !req
387. Renate.Copy !req
388. Washington.
James Washington.Copy !req
389. I'm so glad to see you alive.Copy !req
390. Look, I got one. This the bitch that
made me white as a fuckin' snowflake.Copy !req
391. Come on people, help me.Copy !req
392. Help me.Copy !req
393. I saved your life.Copy !req
394. So, you are a formerly dead, black model ...Copy !req
395. who's now suddenly
a living white hobo ...Copy !req
396. after spending a weekend
on the moon. Is that correct?Copy !req
397. - Yes, that's correct.
- Huh. So I was listening.Copy !req
398. And ah you, are Neil Armstrong after the
sex change operation. Is this correct?Copy !req
399. No, that is not correct.
You were not listening at all.Copy !req
400. My name is Richter.
Renate Richter.Copy !req
401. And I tried to save this man life and
I think he's stupid, childish and ungrateful.Copy !req
402. Okay. Ask Miss Moon-Nazi here, was I,
or was I not, on the dark side of the moon.Copy !req
403. Yes, Mr. Washington, James Washington
was on the dark side of the moon.Copy !req
404. There, what did I tell you.Copy !req
405. I am black, but now I'm white. I went to
the dark side of the moon, but I'm now back.Copy !req
406. And the Nazis are coming to kill us all.Copy !req
407. And you guys are going to be so sorry
that you didn't listened to me.Copy !req
408. Mr. Washington James.
Why are you so upset and so angry?Copy !req
409. - Get lost.
- But I do not understand.Copy !req
410. I mean, we made you white.Copy !req
411. We taught you the National Socialist
message about peace and unity.Copy !req
412. You people have robbed me of everything.Copy !req
413. My race, my identity, my career.Copy !req
414. And I'm beginning to think my flippin' mind too.
I mean just everything.Copy !req
415. Do you know this?Copy !req
416. Yes.Copy !req
417. Come on.Copy !req
418. Come on in. I will explain it to you.
Then you will understand.Copy !req
419. You are one strange broad.
I will give you that.Copy !req
420. Oh you know you're buyin' popcorn, right?Copy !req
421. Man, that was bullshit.Copy !req
422. It was ...Copy !req
423. - It was so long.
- Yeah. They coulda edited it down a bit.Copy !req
424. He was mocking the Führer.Copy !req
425. I'm getting a sense there's a lot
about Nazis you don't know.Copy !req
426. - But I am a Nazi.
- Yeah, yeah, I know but you're not like...Copy !req
427. Well like them.
A bunch of stupid bullies.Copy !req
428. No, I'm sure, they're good boys.Copy !req
429. and loyal to the Reich,
and their mothers.Copy !req
430. Look, they are wearing the symbol of love.Copy !req
431. - The swastika?
- Yeah.Copy !req
432. Never heard it called that before.Copy !req
433. No, no.
No, no no no no. You just...Copy !req
434. Good evening, boys.Copy !req
435. What we got here, blond hair,
blue eyes, nice rack.Copy !req
436. Even Hitler would get a hard-on.Copy !req
437. - Look guys, we don't want any trouble.
- Why don't you get lost hobo.Copy !req
438. - Look, I got the funniest story to tell you.
Your not gonna believe this..Copy !req
439. - Stop that, that is enough.Copy !req
440. What she needs is a good war.Copy !req
441. A war always make the president popular.Copy !req
442. Well, I might be able to help her out there.Copy !req
443. How do you mean?Copy !req
444. One word from me, and the
invasion from the moon begins.Copy !req
445. - You never break character do you?
- No.Copy !req
446. I can never be broken.Copy !req
447. - You smell so good.
- The time has come.Copy !req
448. I show you my plans.Copy !req
449. Come back here.Copy !req
450. Look, look.
I've mapped out some things.Copy !req
451. Oh big fella.Copy !req
452. All work and no play?Copy !req
453. Now listen, do you think
if I asphyxiate the president ...Copy !req
454. will the troops stand in line with us?Copy !req
455. That's when I will order the moon invasion.Copy !req
456. It will be choirless bloodshed.Copy !req
457. After I eliminate the moon Führer, of course.Copy !req
458. Klaus Adler.Copy !req
459. Heil Hitler!Copy !req
460. The name's not Hitler!Copy !req
461. So Klaus, is the clown joining us?Copy !req
462. What, did you all buy tickets?Copy !req
463. Okay, so, do you want to
introduce me to your friends.Copy !req
464. Get your hooks off me
you crystal noob piece-of-shit.Copy !req
465. I can make this worth your while.
Just please, let me go.Copy !req
466. Do it, Moon Corporal.Copy !req
467. Don't shoot!Copy !req
468. And you want to eliminate
the Mondführer?Copy !req
469. Do you know
the penalty for high treason?Copy !req
470. This is flagship Tannhäuser speaking.Copy !req
471. We've reached the orbit and we're
ready for the Valkyries to start.Copy !req
472. Battleship Heinrich ready for attack.Copy !req
473. Battleship Biterolf
ready for attackCopy !req
474. - The fleet is ready, mein Führer.
- Excellent.Copy !req
475. Tell them to wait for my return.Copy !req
476. We shall then begin
the Meteorblitzkrieg.Copy !req
477. We'll wipe all these sub-humans
off the face of the Earth.Copy !req
478. Klaus!Copy !req
479. I need to tell you that I have
nothing to do with you or your plans.Copy !req
480. You Nazi piece-of-shit.Copy !req
481. Oh well,
a blessing in disguise.Copy !req
482. Now I can kill all the enemies of
the Reich in one stroke.Copy !req
483. Farewell, Puppet Führer.Copy !req
484. He fell for the old
one last blow job offer.Copy !req
485. God, Nazis are stupid.Copy !req
486. I commend you on your marksmanship.Copy !req
487. Shame. She was such a nice girl.
Just have to kill her later.Copy !req
488. So, it was real?Copy !req
489. - All this time.
- Never doubt a Nazi, beautiful woman.Copy !req
490. Farwell, fasionista.Copy !req
491. I have a planet to conquer.Copy !req
492. I'll just...Copy !req
493. grab this.Copy !req
494. Bye.Copy !req
495. Good luck with the rest of your life.Copy !req
496. Un... be... fuckin... lievable.Copy !req
497. They develop like ordinary women.
But look!Copy !req
498. No hair here, nor here.
Like little girls.Copy !req
499. And when they do have hair,
it looks like...Copy !req
500. The moustache of our great Führer.Copy !req
501. The pictures kind of turn me on.Copy !req
502. Sieg Heil!Copy !req
503. Mr. Adler.Copy !req
504. Where's the Führer?Copy !req
505. The Führer is dead.
Long live the new Führer.Copy !req
506. That's me, in case you're wondering.Copy !req
507. Sieg Heil!Copy !req
508. This way.Copy !req
509. Klaus!Copy !req
510. Heil Hitler.Copy !req
511. From now on, of course,
it's "Heil Adler".Copy !req
512. The time is the sin.Copy !req
513. I'll see you in Valhalla.Copy !req
514. At 5:45 we'll start firing back.Copy !req
515. Every bomb will be retaliated for.Copy !req
516. The Meteorblitzkrieg shall begin!Copy !req
517. Thank you, Kelly. Moments ago,
New York has come under attack.Copy !req
518. Witnesses claim to have seen hundreds of UFO's
appearing suddenly over the city and opening fire.Copy !req
519. Billy get that. Get that.
Are you getting that?Copy !req
520. Kelly, the craft is at least 60 feet across.Copy !req
521. I'm seeing what appears to be weapons
of some-kind dangling down from the bottom.Copy !req
522. Oh my God. It's opening fire, it's opening fire.
I'm getting the hell out of here.Copy !req
523. There is little information.
But here's what we know at this time.Copy !req
524. - Ok, you see, the thing is, that Klaus...
- I know it was your doing.Copy !req
525. - It's wonderful.
- It's wonderful?Copy !req
526. It's brilliant.
I'm a wartime president now.Copy !req
527. All presidents who start war
in their first termCopy !req
528. always get re-elected. I thought I was
gonna have to bomb Australia or something.Copy !req
529. But no, you bring me real ...Copy !req
530. - Who are these guys anyway?
- Nazis.Copy !req
531. - From the moon.
- Real live Nazis?Copy !req
532. Holy shit, this just keeps
getting better and better.Copy !req
533. You're a miracle worker babe.Copy !req
534. They're the only guys we ever actually
managed to beat in a fair fight.Copy !req
535. I'm just like Franklin D. Roosevelt,
only you know I'm not a spastic.Copy !req
536. I knew you'd be excited.Copy !req
537. So, if you're our Roosevelt, then who's your
General Patton or you know, MacArthur?Copy !req
538. Mr. Secretary of Defense.
Do you have any thoughts on this?Copy !req
539. Send her.Copy !req
540. - Me?
- Hey, you're the miracle worker.Copy !req
541. Apparently you dodge bullets too.Copy !req
542. - I wouldn't know..
- What to wear? You'll think of something. You always do.Copy !req
543. Madam President ...Copy !req
544. Ready to face the music?Copy !req
545. Escape the Nazis!Copy !req
546. Take us upstate.
We need to go back to the moon.Copy !req
547. We? No,no, no. See, we rhymes with me,
and I ain't goin'.Copy !req
548. You don't get it.
They have the Götterdämmerung on the moon.Copy !req
549. I could give a good damn what they have.Copy !req
550. - I'm not going back to that place. No way.
- You want to look like that for the rest of your life?Copy !req
551. Oh great. Now this is my fault.Copy !req
552. - Let me in.
- I'm no hero, James.Copy !req
553. I need you.Copy !req
554. Do you know how
to drive this thing?Copy !req
555. Well, can't be any different
than playing 'wing commander'.Copy !req
556. Lets try ...Copy !req
557. I swear we do not have nothing on the moon.Copy !req
558. - Japan?
- It is not ours.Copy !req
559. - China?
- It is not us.Copy !req
560. It's bloody well not ours.Copy !req
561. - I confess
- Yes, North Korea? Confess to what?Copy !req
562. The spaceships are ours.Copy !req
563. Our beloved leader designed
and build them himself.Copy !req
564. - What is so funny?
- All right, North Korea. Sit down.Copy !req
565. - So it was you India, I knew that.
- No, no, no. That is a sign of peace.Copy !req
566. This is the sign of peace.Copy !req
567. Just cut it out, you morons.Copy !req
568. These thugs are Nazis.
And I mean the real McCoy.Copy !req
569. They've been hidin' out on the moon
just waiting to pounce.Copy !req
570. Now my question is,
what do ya'll plan to do about it?Copy !req
571. Cuz we just happen to have a little
something up our own sleeve,Copy !req
572. and I'm sure,
they'll be thankful for it.Copy !req
573. May I present to you with the Mars exploration ship,
the USS George W. Bush.Copy !req
574. Good work, take it to Officer Tyler please.Copy !req
575. Trajectory, what's our status
on the orbit window?Copy !req
576. Commander on deck.Copy !req
577. The hostile fleet have launched a full scale
aerial attack against the United States.Copy !req
578. These Zeppelins appear to be carriers and they
are operating fully within the thermosphere.Copy !req
579. Each of them carry approximately 200
enemy vessels and are extremely...Copy !req
580. Hell hath no fury, Heir Adler.Copy !req
581. Alright kiddies.
Let's get this show on the road.Copy !req
582. Vivian, you look great.
How is it going up there?Copy !req
583. Madam President,
I couldn't be better.Copy !req
584. I am packing dozens of mega tons
of nuclear warheadsCopy !req
585. which I am going to carefully
place up Klaus's kraut ass.Copy !req
586. - Just as soon I get him in my sights.
- Carry on. Kick butt.Copy !req
587. Let 'em see what that baby can do.Copy !req
588. Working at optimum capacity.
Ammo consumption within tolerance.Copy !req
589. We're coming under extremely heavy fire.
Were gonna need reinforcements right now.Copy !req
590. What the hell is the meaning of this?Copy !req
591. Good day mates. This is Australian ship,
Dundee 01. Ready to kick ass.Copy !req
592. Spitfire reporting in.Copy !req
593. Hang in there W.
Canada joining your battle.Copy !req
594. This is a direct violation of this nations'
space treaty that you all signed,Copy !req
595. every single one of you.Copy !req
596. MIR join in za battle.Copy !req
597. That is suppose to be destroyed.Copy !req
598. This is an outrage.
You're all liars, just like my ex ex-husband.Copy !req
599. - Come down lady, come down.
- Don't you lady me, Pinko.Copy !req
600. Okay, who didn't arm
their spaceships?Copy !req
601. Oh Great, great.
That's just great.Copy !req
602. - You all gave me your word.
- But you broke yours.Copy !req
603. We always break ours,
that's just what we do.Copy !req
604. Okay fine.
Fine, fine, fine, fine.Copy !req
605. Let just beat shit out of these pricks
and ah, talk about the details later.Copy !req
606. Heroes of the First Fleet, continue
your attack to the last man—Copy !req
607. and remember,
you're fighting for the Reich!Copy !req
608. Where the hell did they come from?Copy !req
609. Prepare an appropriate uniform
for the Führer.Copy !req
610. The Fatherland
is calling its children!Copy !req
611. This device will complete
the biggest war machine of all time.Copy !req
612. The Götterdämmerung will fly
- Heil Adler!Copy !req
613. This is beautiful.Copy !req
614. - Where the hell are we goin'?
- To the Götterdämmerung.Copy !req
615. I think Klaus will be there.Copy !req
616. What did you think of that, Heir?Copy !req
617. Alright, what about this moon business.Copy !req
618. What do you say we head on over
and slap them around a bit.Copy !req
619. Klaus baby,
I coming to get ya'.Copy !req
620. Attention!Copy !req
621. Heil Adler!Copy !req
622. Heil.Copy !req
623. As you were. Well?Copy !req
624. The Earth fleet will be
within firing range in 20 minutes.Copy !req
625. - Are your troops ready?
- We're waiting for Dr. Richter.Copy !req
626. - What the hell is this place?
- This is the Götterdämmerung.Copy !req
627. It will liberate the earth.Copy !req
628. Actually.Copy !req
629. It's the biggest war machine
ever created by man.Copy !req
630. - This is the bridge. That's where I'm going.
- I need to find your father, so...Copy !req
631. - where you think he at?
- I think you will find him over there.Copy !req
632. Try to sneak in,
and please paralyze the engines,Copy !req
633. - or otherwise the earth is destroyed.
- Note to self, paralyze engines. Got it.Copy !req
634. - Ok.
- Oh. No, no no no.Copy !req
635. - What?
- You be careful.Copy !req
636. - I mean, you know, ah...
- What?Copy !req
637. - Because, well, you like me.
- Right...Copy !req
638. Oh, come on, a little.Copy !req
639. You like me.Copy !req
640. We have a visual on the
Nazi fortress, commander.Copy !req
641. Obvious and overstated
as usual, Klaus.Copy !req
642. Alright everyone,
let's get those nukes in action.Copy !req
643. - I'm declaring this fortress a free-fire-zone.
- But Commander, there are woman and children done there.Copy !req
644. The United States of America
does not negotiate with terrorists.Copy !req
645. - Prime warheads on secondary armament.
- Roger that.Copy !req
646. - Prepare all available ordinance for ground bombardment.
- Fire the fucking nukes.Copy !req
647. Nukes away.Copy !req
648. Job well done.Copy !req
649. Out of the way!Copy !req
650. Who dares disturb me?
Who dares disturb me?
- Doctor Richter!Copy !req
651. How much time do you need?
- The Götterdämmerung will fly.Copy !req
652. It will be ready
for the final victory.Copy !req
653. Cut the crap. How long?Copy !req
654. Let's say three months,
give or take a little.Copy !req
655. You have three minutes.Copy !req
656. He cut me off. It's not that easy.
Russia wasn't conquered in a day—Copy !req
657. Hey quack!Copy !req
658. Remember me?Copy !req
659. The moon spook you
turned into a snowflake.Copy !req
660. Start the Helium-3 engines.Copy !req
661. Now!Copy !req
662. Start the engines.Copy !req
663. Oh shit,
it's alive.Copy !req
664. He sure must have the smallest
dick in the universe.Copy !req
665. Load the cannons.Copy !req
666. Time...Copy !req
667. to fuck back.Copy !req
668. Everyone, take positions around this fat phallus
and wait for my command to open fire.Copy !req
669. - Offensive run confirmed.
- Let her rip.Copy !req
670. Shit!Copy !req
671. - Are the cannons ready to fire?
- Yes my Führer.Copy !req
672. But the Earth is below the horizon,
on the other side of the Moon.Copy !req
673. We can't shoot.Copy !req
674. Full moon was yesterday.
Let's make a brand new horizon.Copy !req
675. Fire at will.Copy !req
676. Fuck it!Copy !req
677. Reactivate the systems,
Weapons NCO.Copy !req
678. We'll see—Copy !req
679. NATIONAL HYMN
For motivation, break glassCopy !req
680. It's no time to sing now!Copy !req
681. It's a false alarm!Copy !req
682. Are you all imbeciles?
Go and see what's going on!Copy !req
683. On the double!Copy !req
684. Renate...
- I won't let you do it.Copy !req
685. What will you do? Shoot me?Copy !req
686. Good girl...Copy !req
687. Renate Richter, my bride-to-be.Copy !req
688. You destroyed something beautiful,
something wonderful.Copy !req
689. A future world
full of Aryan children.Copy !req
690. Our Aryan children!Copy !req
691. But you betrayed me,
and for that, you shall pay.Copy !req
692. Your beauty shall adorn Odin's table.Copy !req
693. Klaus! Wait! Let me do something.
- Now?Copy !req
694. I'm a bit busy.
- I've always respected you.Copy !req
695. As Führer, and as a man.Copy !req
696. I've even loved you.Copy !req
697. I belong to you.Copy !req
698. To you.Copy !req
699. Cute little speech.Copy !req
700. But it's too late, my dear.
Good bye.Copy !req
701. I understand. I hail you.Copy !req
702. My Klaus.Copy !req
703. Sieg Heil, my Führer!Copy !req
704. - Washington, do you hear me? Washington.
- Renate. Was that you?Copy !req
705. - You need to shut down the engines.
- I'm working on it.Copy !req
706. Shit...Copy !req
707. Congratulations.Copy !req
708. High five.Copy !req
709. Well that was disappointing.Copy !req
710. Do you think he suffered?
Even just a little?Copy !req
711. Vivian, I knew you could do it. You're foxy
and salacious, all the way. Congratulations.Copy !req
712. - What's Helium-3?
- Helium.Copy !req
713. Did you say Helium-3?Copy !req
714. Yes, there like about 15 to 20 giant towers
that appear to be full of the stuff.Copy !req
715. - That's ours.
- It is? Why?Copy !req
716. Helium-3 will make the U.S. independent of all
energy needs for the next thousand years.Copy !req
717. Yes, it's ours.Copy !req
718. No, no no.
Hear me out. Hear me out.Copy !req
719. The moon is American soil.
Moon flag, star and stripes.Copy !req
720. Who beat the moon Nazis?
We did.Copy !req
721. Well, yeah yeah, alright, you help out here and there,
but ultimately it's just like World War II ...Copy !req
722. and who won that?
We did.Copy !req
723. - You lie.
- You don't believe me?Copy !req
724. Watch the movies.
Movies don't lie.Copy !req
725. Not the shoes, Jesus.Copy !req
726. Vivian, this is the Secretary of Defense.Copy !req
727. - Defend and hold that Helium-3 at all costs.
- But against who?Copy !req
728. Against everybody.Copy !req
729. No. Please don't, never again!
Please stop.Copy !req
730. What was the Earth like?Copy !req
731. Different.Copy !req
732. When can we go there?Copy !req
733. Soon. Soon.Copy !req
734. But how?
- In peace.Copy !req
735. Unfortunately that's the story of revenge.
It's messy.Copy !req
736. Never really works out
the way you want it to.Copy !req
737. I feel lonely.Copy !req
738. The eternal love of God, the love of God
into our hearts, or we will burn ...Copy !req
739. burn in hell,
burning in eternal damnation.Copy !req
740. Renate.Copy !req
741. Washington.Copy !req
742. You are alive.Copy !req
743. It's okay.
It's okay.Copy !req
744. And you are the way
you're meant to be.Copy !req
745. Are you aware that you are kissing a black man?Copy !req
746. I guess you have a lot of work cut out for you.Copy !req
747. Synked by anoXmous ;)Copy !req