1. Sieg Heil, Moon Youth Unterführerin
Renate Richter!Copy !req
2. Heil Hitler!
Boys and girls, please sit down.Copy !req
3. Dieter, don't you know
where to put your behind?Copy !req
4. Miss Richter, it's the 65th birthday
of the Moon Führer so we should sayCopy !req
5. "Heil Kortzfleisch"!Copy !req
6. You're such an exemplary boy.Copy !req
7. Today, we'll start
with the most unpatriotic language.Copy !req
8. It's the language we need to know
when we return to those -Copy !req
9. who need our help.Copy !req
10. Attention! A song momentCopy !req
11. Heil Hitler!
- Hitler...Copy !req
12. What is that, Mr. Adler?Copy !req
13. - A spy from the Earth.Copy !req
14. I captured him myself. He seems to
be the leader of the shock troops.Copy !req
15. Mr. Adler, is this a joke?Copy !req
16. I'll be damned!Copy !req
17. What's for lunch today?
- Sauerkraut.Copy !req
18. Again! Please say that's not true.Copy !req
19. Capture him! No! Capture him!Copy !req
20. What does he look like?Copy !req
21. Where does he come from?
What is he wearing?Copy !req
22. How do I look?Copy !req
23. Like they say in English...Copy !req
24. Klaus! Don't shoot.
We need him for tests...Copy !req
25. Take him to Dr. Richter's
laboratory.Copy !req
26. - Dumb negro.
- He talks nonsense.Copy !req
27. - It might be a dialect.
Probable reason is the skincolour.Copy !req
28. - Right.Copy !req
29. His brain structure
is different from us Aryans.Copy !req
30. Let's open up his skull
and measure the brain.Copy !req
31. No. I need to know why he's here.Copy !req
32. You have 24 hours, Doctor.Copy !req
33. Otherwise I have to rely on
an ancient, infallible method.Copy !req
34. Pain.Copy !req
35. THE WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON D.C.Copy !req
36. Mr. Adler.
- Call me Klaus. May I?Copy !req
37. Of course.Copy !req
38. I've come to discuss our union.Copy !req
39. Is that a marriage proposal?
- There's no need for marriage.Copy !req
40. I received confirmation from
the Department of Racial Purity.Copy !req
41. Our genetic match is 97 per-cent.
- How romantic.Copy !req
42. Science demands us
to unite physically.Copy !req
43. It's our destiny to produce
perfect offspring for the people.Copy !req
44. What about my scientific research?Copy !req
45. One day, Renate...Copy !req
46. All this will be ours.Copy !req
47. But first, I must conquer the Earth.Copy !req
48. Wolfgang, the old fart,
stands in my way.Copy !req
49. In the way of final victoryCopy !req
50. The two of us will take on
an enormous responsibility.Copy !req
51. Your place is by my side.Copy !req
52. GÖTTERDÄMMERUNG
CONSTRUCTION SITECopy !req
53. Gentlemen! Project Götterdämmerung.Copy !req
54. Our miracle weapon that has beenCopy !req
55. under development for 40 years.
The dream of our legendary Führer.Copy !req
56. But unfortunately only a dream,
until now.Copy !req
57. Please, Doctor.
Watch this!Copy !req
58. This tiny device has over a thousand
times more computingCopy !req
59. power than our
biggest computers together.Copy !req
60. I made this cable to connect
this machine with our main computer.Copy !req
61. I call this Universal
Systematic Binding, USB for short.Copy !req
62. This will lift it into the air. The
Götterdämmerung will fly!Copy !req
63. You saw it!
You saw it with your own eyes!Copy !req
64. Führer, please, let me return to the
Earth.Copy !req
65. Let me get more of these
devices.Copy !req
66. No one has ever returned.
I will return.Copy !req
67. We don't have a choice if we want
to execute the Earth invasion.Copy !req
68. Looks good.Copy !req
69. This will solve our little problem.Copy !req
70. I'm coming.Copy !req
71. Looks very good!Copy !req
72. And now we just...Copy !req
73. Why don't you take me with you?Copy !req
74. - Don't worry, darling.Copy !req
75. After I've completed my mission,
I'll come and get you.Copy !req
76. That's not what I mean.
I study the Earth!Copy !req
77. I know everything about it.
You need me.Copy !req
78. You sweet little thing, where do you
get all those crazy ideas?Copy !req
79. From books, mostly.Copy !req
80. Sometimes from films.Copy !req
81. I shall return as a hero.Copy !req
82. Heil Hitler!
- Heil Kortzfleisch!Copy !req
83. Won't you ever learn?
- But of course, my Führer.Copy !req
84. We have one more ace up our sleeve.Copy !req
85. Show him what we have.Copy !req
86. Voilà, gentlemen!
Doctor.Copy !req
87. Watch closely.Copy !req
88. Stand up, you fool.Copy !req
89. Oberführer Adler, I hope you've
discussed my return to the Earth.Copy !req
90. Something along those lines.
The Reich trusts you.Copy !req
91. Thank you, Doctor.
Take care of your daughter for me.Copy !req
92. See you in Valhalla.Copy !req
93. UPSTATE
NEW YORKCopy !req
94. Renate! What are you doing here?Copy !req
95. This is not the place for the mother of
the children of the future Führer.Copy !req
96. And definitely
not the place for a woman.Copy !req
97. My place is by my man.Copy !req
98. A Volkswagen bus.Copy !req
99. Doesn't he know?
- No. He'll be thrilled.Copy !req
100. UNITED WORLD CONFEDERACY
NEW YORKCopy !req
101. PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN HQ
NEW YORKCopy !req
102. 125 MINUTES LATERCopy !req
103. Heil Hitler!Copy !req
104. The name's not Hitler!Copy !req
105. Do it, Moon Corporal.Copy !req
106. And you want to eliminate
the Moon Führer.Copy !req
107. Do you know
the penalty for treason?Copy !req
108. The fleet is ready, my Führer.
- Excellent.Copy !req
109. Tell them to wait for my return.Copy !req
110. We shall then begin
the Meteorblitzkrieg.Copy !req
111. We'll wipe all these sub-humans
off the map.Copy !req
112. Oh well.
A blessing in disguise.Copy !req
113. Now I can kill all the enemies of
the Reich in one stroke.Copy !req
114. Farewell, puppet Führer.Copy !req
115. They develop like ordinary women.
But look.Copy !req
116. No hair here, nor here.
Like little girls.Copy !req
117. And when they do have hair,
it looks like...Copy !req
118. The moustache of our great Führer.Copy !req
119. The pictures kind of turn me on.Copy !req
120. Mr. Adler. Where's the Führer?Copy !req
121. The Führer is dead.
Long live the new Führer.Copy !req
122. That's me, in case you're wondering.Copy !req
123. Sieg Heil! This way.Copy !req
124. From now on, of course,
it's "Heil Adler".Copy !req
125. Time is the sin.Copy !req
126. I'll see you in Valhalla.Copy !req
127. At 5.45 we'll start firing back.Copy !req
128. Every bomb will be retaliated.Copy !req
129. The Meteorblitzkrieg shall begin!Copy !req
130. Heroes of the First Fleet, continue
your attack to the last man -Copy !req
131. and remember,
you're fighting for the Reich!Copy !req
132. Prepare an appropriate uniform
for the Führer.Copy !req
133. The Fatherland
is calling its children!Copy !req
134. This device will complete the biggestCopy !req
135. war machine of all times.Copy !req
136. The Götterdämmerung will fly!Copy !req
137. Heil Adler!Copy !req
138. As you were.Copy !req
139. Well?Copy !req
140. The Earth fleet will be
within firing range in 20 minutes.Copy !req
141. Are your troops ready?
- We're waiting for Dr. Richter.Copy !req
142. Move!Copy !req
143. Who dares disturb me?Copy !req
144. - Richter!
How much time do you need?Copy !req
145. - The Götterdämmerung will fly.
It will be ready for the final victory.Copy !req
146. Cut the crap. How long?Copy !req
147. Let's say three months,
give or take a little.Copy !req
148. You have three minutes.Copy !req
149. He cut me off. It's not that easy.
Russia wasn't conquered in a day...Copy !req
150. Start the Helium-3 engines.Copy !req
151. Now!Copy !req
152. Start the engines.Copy !req
153. Load the cannons.Copy !req
154. Are the cannons ready to fire?
- They are.Copy !req
155. But the Earth is below the horizon,
on the other side of the Moon.Copy !req
156. We can't shoot.Copy !req
157. It was a full moon yesterday.
Let's make a brand new horizon.Copy !req
158. Fire at will.Copy !req
159. Reactivate the systems,
Weapons Officer.Copy !req
160. We'll see...Copy !req
161. SONG MOMENT
For motivation, break glassCopy !req
162. There's no song moment now!Copy !req
163. It's a false alarm!Copy !req
164. Are you all imbeciles?
Go and see what's going on!Copy !req
165. On the double!Copy !req
166. Renate...
- I won't let you do it.Copy !req
167. What will you do? Shoot me?Copy !req
168. Good girl...Copy !req
169. Renate Richter, almost my bride.Copy !req
170. You destroyed something beautiful,
something wonderful.Copy !req
171. A future world full of Aryan children.
Our Aryan children!Copy !req
172. But you betrayed me,
and you shall pay for that.Copy !req
173. Your beauty for Odin's table...Copy !req
174. Klaus! Wait! Let me say something.
Now?Copy !req
175. I'm a bit busy.
- I've always respected you.Copy !req
176. As Führer, and as a man.Copy !req
177. I've even loved you.Copy !req
178. I belong to you.To you.Copy !req
179. Cute little speech.
But it's too late, my dear. Goodbye.Copy !req
180. I understand. I hail you.Copy !req
181. My Klaus.Copy !req
182. Sieg Heil, my Führer!Copy !req
183. Please don't, never again!Copy !req
184. What was the Earth like?Copy !req
185. Different.Copy !req
186. When can we fly there?
Soon. Soon...Copy !req
187. But how?
- In peace.Copy !req
188. MEANWHILE . . .Copy !req