1. A famous man once said,
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2. "We create our own demons."
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3. Who said that?
What does that even mean?
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4. Doesn't matter.
I said it because he said it.
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5. So, now, he was famous
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6. and it's basically getting said
by two well-known guys.
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7. I don't, uh...
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8. I'm going to start again.
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9. Let's track this from the beginning.
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10. Yo listen up here's a story
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11. About a little guy that
lives in a blue world
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12. And all day and all night
and everything he sees
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13. ls just blue like him
inside and outside
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14. Blue is his house
with a blue little window
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15. And a blue Corvette
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16. And everything is blue
for him and himself
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17. And everybody around
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18. 'Cause he ain't got nobody...
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19. Half hour till the ball drops.
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20. - Hey, do you wanna...
- Tony Stark?
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21. - Great speech, man!
- I got you, pal.
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22. I gave a speech? How was it?
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23. - Edifying.
- Unintelligible.
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24. - Really?
- Mmm-hmm.
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25. It's my favourite kind.
A winning combo.
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26. - Where are we going?
- Uh, to town, on each other.
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27. Probably back in your room
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28. because I also want to
see your research.
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29. Okay, you can see my research,
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30. but that's...
I'm not gonna show you my "town."
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31. Mr Stark.
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32. Ho Yinsen.
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33. Ah, I finally met a man called "Ho."
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34. Come here.
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35. I would like to
introduce you to our guest, Dr Wu.
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36. - Oh, this guy. Hey.
- Mr Stark.
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37. You're a heart doctor.
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38. She's going to need
a cardiologist after I...
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39. - Bye.
- Perhaps another time?
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40. It started in
Bern, Switzerland. 1999.
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41. - The old days.
- Mr Stark!
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42. I never thought they
would come back to bite me.
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43. Why would they?
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44. Oh, wow! Hey, Tony!
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45. Aldrich Killian.
I'm a big fan of your work.
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46. - My work?
- Who isn't? He means me.
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47. Well, of course, but, Ms Hansen,
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48. my organisation's been tracking
your research since year two of MIT.
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49. Yeah, we're full.
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50. Oh, wow, he made it.
He made the cut.
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51. What floor you going to, pal?
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52. Well, now, that is
an appropriate question.
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53. The ground floor, actually,
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54. of a proposal
I'm putting together myself.
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55. It's a privately funded think tank
called Advanced Idea Mechanics.
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56. - Uh...
- She'll take both.
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57. One to throw away and one to not call.
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58. "Advanced Idea Mechanics"
or "AIM," for short. Do you get it?
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59. - I see that, because it's on your T-shirt.
- Aw!
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60. Ladies, follow the mullet. Ladies first.
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61. Thank you, I'll call you.
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62. I'm titillated by the notion
of working with you.
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63. - Yeah?
- I'll ditch these clowns.
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64. I'll see you up
on the roof in five minutes.
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65. Just gonna try
and get my beak wet real quick.
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66. You know what I'm talking about?
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67. I'll see you up there.
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68. Damn betcha.
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69. Come on!
I thought that was just a theory.
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70. Well, it was.
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71. If I'm right, we can access the area
of the brain
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72. - that governs repair...
- Wow.
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73. and chemically recode it.
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74. That's incredible. Essentially,
you're hacking into the genetic...
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75. operating system...
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76. - ... of a living organism.
- Exactly.
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77. - Yes.
- Wow.
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78. Is that...
Can you...
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79. - What?
- Can you not touch my plant?
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80. It's not...
She doesn't like it. She prefers...
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81. She's not like the others.
Come on. Let's go in the bedroom.
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82. - Happy...
- Hmm. That's cute...
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83. Leave her ficus alone.
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84. Because".
And, no, seriously, don't.
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85. And you're starting with plants.
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86. For now, yeah.
Huh.
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87. I'm calling it EXTREMIS.
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88. - Well, it's...
- Human application.
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89. Exactly, exactly.
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90. - Dendritic revitalisation.
- It's revolutionary.
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91. - Disease prevention...
- Change the world.
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92. even limb regrowth.
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93. You're the most gifted woman
I've ever met.
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94. Wow.
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95. - In Switzerland.
- Hmm. That's better.
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96. - Aw, you're seeing things.
- This week.
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97. You almost
bought it, didn't you?
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98. This is what I'm talking about,
the glitch.
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99. Have you checked
the telomerase algorithm?
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100. - The what?
- Down!
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101. Stay down! Stay down, boss.
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102. - We're good.
- Stay down.
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103. You... You're...
You're right on me. I made it.
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104. What the hell was that?
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105. - What was that?
- It's a glitch in my work. It's...
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106. She was just talking about it.
Glitches happen.
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107. It's not Y2K.
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108. Hey! Happy New Year!
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109. Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
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110. All right.
I'll see you in the morning. Good night.
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111. - You good?
- Yeah.
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112. - I'll be right outside.
- Okay, cool.
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113. So, why am I telling you this?
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114. Because I had just created demons
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115. and I didn't even know it.
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116. Yeah, those were good times.
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117. Then I moved on.
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118. After a brief soiree in an Afghan cave,
I said goodbye to the party scene.
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119. I forgot that night in Switzerland.
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120. These days, I'm a changed man.
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121. Forty-six.
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122. I'm different now.
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123. I'm... Well...
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124. Forty-seven.
You know who I am.
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125. Ow!
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126. Sir, please may I request
just a few hours to calibrate...
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127. No. Forty-eight.
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128. Micro-repeater
implanting sequence complete.
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129. As you wish, sir.
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130. I've also prepared a safety briefing
for you to entirely ignore.
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131. Which I will.
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132. All right, let's do this.
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133. Hi, DUM-E:
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134. How did you get that cap on your head?
You earned it.
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135. Hey. Hey!
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136. What are you doing out of the corner?
You know what you did.
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137. Blood on my mat. Handle it.
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138. Sir, may I remind you that you've been
awake for nearly 72 hours?
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139. Focus up, ladies.
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140. Good evening,
and welcome to the birthing suite.
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141. I am pleased to announce
the imminent arrival
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142. of your bouncing,
bad-ass baby brother.
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143. Start tight and then go wide.
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144. Stamp date and time.
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145. Mark 42. Autonomous
prehensile propulsion suit test.
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146. initialize sequence.
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147. Jarvis, drop my needle.
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148. Dashing through the snow
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149. In a one horse open sleigh
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150. O'er the fields we go
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151. Laughing all the way
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152. Bells on bob tails ring
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153. Crap.
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154. Oh, what fun it is to sing
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155. A sleighing song tonight
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156. Jingle bells, jingle bells
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157. Jingle all the way
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158. Oh, what fun it is to ride
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159. In a one horse open sleigh
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160. All right, I think we got this.
Send them all.
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161. Probably a little fast.
Slow it down.
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162. Slow it down just a...
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163. little bit.
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164. Cool it, will you, Jarvis?
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165. Come on. I ain't scared of you.
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166. I'm the best.
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167. As always, sir, a great pleasure
watching you work.
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168. I guess 72 hours is a long time
between siestas.
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169. I didn't think it could get any worse.
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170. Then I had to go and turn on the TV.
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171. That's when he happened.
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172. Some people
call me a terrorist.
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173. I consider myself a teacher.
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174. America.
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175. Ready for another lesson?
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176. In 1864, in Sand Creek, Colorado,
the US military waited
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177. until the friendly Cheyenne braves
had all gone hunting.
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178. Waited to attack and slaughter
the families left behind
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179. and claim their land.
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180. 39 hours ago,
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181. the Ali AI Salem Air Base in Kuwait
was attacked.
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182. I... I... I did that.
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183. A quaint military church
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184. filled with wives and children,
of course.
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185. The soldiers were out on manoeuvres.
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186. The braves were away.
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187. President Ellis.
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188. You continue to resist my attempts
to educate you, sir.
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189. And now you've missed me again.
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190. You know who I am.
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191. You don't know where I am.
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192. And you'll never see me coming.
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193. Now that
we seem to be back,
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194. let's recap some
of the frightening developments...
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195. American airwaves were hijacked...
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196. The nation remains on high alert.
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197. All attempts to find the Mandarin
have so far proved unsuccessful.
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198. Central to my administration's
response to this terrorist event
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199. is a newly minted resource.
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200. I know him
as Colonel James Rhodes.
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201. The American people
will soon know him
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202. as the Iron Patriot.
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203. And how is President Ellis responding?
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204. By taking the guy
they call War Machine
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205. and giving him a paint job.
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206. The same suit,
but painted red, white and blue.
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207. Look at that. And they also
renamed him, "Iron Patriot."
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208. You know,
just in case the paint was too subtle.
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209. It tested well with focus groups,
all right?
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210. "I am Iron Patriot!" it sucks.
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211. Listen. "War Machine"
was a little too aggressive.
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212. All right?
This sends a better message.
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213. So, what's really going on?
With the Mandarin.
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214. Seriously, can we talk about this guy?
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215. It's classified information, Tony.
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216. Okay, there have been nine bombings.
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217. - Nine.
- The public only knows about three.
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218. But here's the thing,
nobody can ID a device.
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219. There's no bomb casings.
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220. You know I can help.
Just ask.
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221. I got a ton of new tech.
I got a prehensile suit.
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222. I got bomb disposal.
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223. It catches explosions in mid-air.
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224. When's the last time
you got a good night's sleep?
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225. Einstein slept three hours a year.
Look what he did.
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226. People are concerned about you, Tony.
I'm concerned about you.
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227. You're going to come at me like that?
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228. No, look, I'm not trying to be a dick...
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229. tator.
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230. Do you mind signing my drawing?
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231. If Richard doesn't mind.
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232. Are you all right with this, Dick?
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233. Yeah. Fine with me.
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234. - What's your name?
- Erin.
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235. I loved you in A Christmas Story,
by the way.
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236. Listen, the Pentagon is scared.
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237. After New York, aliens... Come on.
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238. They need to look strong.
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239. Stopping the Mandarin is a priority,
but it's not...
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240. - it's not superhero business.
- No, it's not, quite frankly.
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241. - I get it.
- It's American business.
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242. That's why I said I got it.
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243. Are you okay?
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244. I broke the crayon.
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245. Are you okay, Mr Stark?
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246. How did you
get out of the Wormhole?
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247. Wait a minute. Tony!
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248. What did you say?
Tony.
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249. Sorry.
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250. I'm just
checking on the suit.
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251. Okay.
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252. Check the heart.
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253. Is it the brain?
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254. No sign of cardiac anomaly
or unusual brain activity.
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255. Okay, so I was poisoned?
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256. My diagnosis is that you've
experienced a severe anxiety attack.
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257. Me?
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258. Come on, man, this isn't a good look.
Open up.
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259. Sorry, I gotta split.
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260. Badge.
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261. Badge.
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262. Come on, badge.
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263. Badge, guys.
I put a memo in the toilet. Come on.
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264. Tony has got them in his basement.
They're wearing party hats.
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265. - This is an asset that we can put to use.
- Uh-huh.
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266. So, you're suggesting that I replace
the entire janitorial staff with robots.
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267. - Thank you.
- What I'm saying is that
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268. the human element of human resources
is our biggest point of vulnerability.
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269. We should start
phasing it out immediately.
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270. - What?
- Excuse me, Bambi,
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271. - you should be wearing...
- Did you just say that?
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272. - Security? Yes?
- Happy? Okay.
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273. I am thrilled that you are now
the Head of Security. Okay?
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274. - It is the perfect position for you.
- Thank you.
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275. - However...
- I do appreciate it.
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276. - ... since you've taken the post...
- You don't have to thank me.
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277. we've had a rise in staff complaints
of 300%.
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278. Thank you.
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279. It's not a compliment.
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280. It's not...
It is a compliment.
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281. Clearly, somebody's
trying to hide something.
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282. - I. .. Yes.
- Excuse me.
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283. Ms Potts, your 4:00 is here.
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284. - Thank you.
- Did you clear this 4:00 with me?
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285. Happy, we'll talk about this later,
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286. but right now, I have to go deal with
this very annoying thing.
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287. How so?
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288. I used to work with him
and he used to ask me out all the time,
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289. so it's a little awkward.
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290. I don't like the sound of that.
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291. Pepper
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292. Killian?
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293. You look great.
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294. You look really great.
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295. God, you look great.
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296. L... I... I...
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297. What on earth have you been doing?
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298. Nothing fancy.
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299. Just five years in the hands
of physical therapists.
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300. And please, call me Aldrich.
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301. Uh, you were supposed to be
issued a security badge.
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302. - Happy, it's okay. We're good.
- Yes.
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303. - Are you sure? Okay.
- Yes. Stand down.
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304. - I'm going to linger right here. Okay.
- Thank you.
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305. It's very nice to see you, Killian.
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306. Hey, guy.
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307. Merry Christmas.
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308. After years dodging
the President's ban
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309. On "immoral" biotech research,
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310. my think tank
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311. now has a little something
in the pipeline.
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312. It's an idea we like to call EXTREMIS.
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313. I'm gonna turn your lights down.
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314. Regard the human brain.
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315. Uh... Wait, hold on, hold on.
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316. That's...
That's the universe. My bad.
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317. But if I do that...
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318. That's the brain.
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319. Strangely mimetic, though,
wouldn't you say?
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320. Wow, that's amazing.
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321. Thanks, it's mine.
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322. What?
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323. This. You're inside my head.
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324. It's a...
It's a live feed.
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325. Come on up, I'll prove it to you.
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326. Come on.
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327. Now, pinch my arm.
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328. I can take it. Pinch me.
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329. What is that?
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330. It's the primary somatosensory cortex.
It's the brain's pain centre.
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331. But this is what I wanted to show you.
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332. Now, EXTREMIS harnesses
our bioelectrical potential
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333. and it goes here.
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334. This is essentially an empty slot
and what this tells us
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335. is that our mind,
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336. our entire DNA, in fact,
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337. is destined to be upgraded.
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338. Wow.
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339. Oh, wait...
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340. Uh...
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341. Hello?
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342. - Is this Forehead of Security?
- What?
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343. You know, look...
I got a real job. What do you want?
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344. I'm working.
I've got something going on, here.
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345. What, harassing interns?
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346. Let me tell you something.
Do you know what happened
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347. when I told people
I was Iron Man's bodyguard?
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348. They would laugh in my face.
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349. I had to leave
while I still had a shred of dignity.
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350. Now I got a real job.
I'm watching Pepper.
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351. What's going on? Fill me in.
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352. - For real?
- Yeah.
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353. All right.
So, she's meeting up with this scientist.
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354. - Rich guy. Handsome.
- Rig ht.
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355. I couldn't make his face, at first. Right?
You know I'm good with faces.
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356. - Oh, yeah, you're the best.
- Yeah.
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357. Well, so I run his credentials.
I make him.
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358. Aldrich Killian.
We actually met the guy back in...
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359. Where were we in '99?
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360. - The science conference?
- Um...
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361. - Switzerland.
- Right, right, exactly.
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362. Killian. No...
I don't remember that guy.
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363. Of course you don't remember.
He's not a blond with a big rack.
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364. At first, it was fine.
They were talking business.
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365. But now it's, like, getting weird.
He's showing her his big brain.
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366. - His what?
- Big brain.
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367. And she likes it.
Here, let me show you.
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368. Hold on. See?
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369. Look at what? You, watching them?
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370. Flip the screen,
and then we can get started.
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371. I'm not a tech genius like you.
Just trust me. Get down here.
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372. Flip the screen.
Then I can see what they're doing.
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373. I can't!
I don't know how to flip the screen!
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374. Don't talk to me like that any more.
You're not my boss.
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375. All right?
I don't work for you.
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376. And I don't trust this guy.
He's got another guy with him.
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377. He's shifty.
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378. - Relax.
- Seriously?
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379. I'm just asking you
to secure the perimeter.
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380. Tell them to go out
for a drink or something.
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381. You know what? You should take more
of an interest in what's going on here.
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382. This woman's the best thing
that ever happened to you
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383. and you're just ignoring her.
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384. - A giant brain?
- Yeah.
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385. There's a giant brain.
There's a shifty character.
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386. I'm gonna follow this guy. I'm gonna
run his plates and I'm gonna...
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387. You know,
if it gets rough, so be it.
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388. I miss you, Happy-
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389. Yeah, I miss you, too.
But the way it used to be.
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390. Now you're off with the super-friends.
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391. I don't know
what's going on with you any more.
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392. - The world's getting weird.
- Hey!
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393. I hate to cut you off.
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394. - Do you have your Taser on you?
- Why?
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395. I think there's a gal in H.R.
who's trying to steal some printer ink.
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396. You should probably go over there
and zap her.
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397. Yeah, nice.
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398. Imagine if you could hack into
the hard drive of any living organism
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399. and recode its DNA.
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400. - That would be incredible.
- Hmm.
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401. Unfortunately, to my ears,
it also sounds highly weaponisable.
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402. As in, enhanced soldiers,
private armies, and Tony is...
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403. Tony, TOW-
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404. You know, I invited Tony to join AIM
13 years ago.
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405. He turned me down.
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406. But something tells me
now there's a new genius on the throne
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407. who doesn't have to
answer to Tony any more
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408. and who has slightly less of an ego.
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409. It's gonna be a no, Aldrich.
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410. As much as I'd like to help you.
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411. Well, I can't say that
I'm not disappointed.
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412. But then,
as my father used to say,
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413. "Failure is the fog
through which we glimpse triumph."
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414. - That's very deep.
- Hmm.
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415. And I have no idea
what it means.
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416. No, me neither.
He was kind of an idiot, my old man.
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417. I'm sure I'll see you again, Pepper.
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418. Happy.
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419. Car's ready, if you're ready to go.
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420. Yes, I just, um...
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421. God, I forgot my other things, so...
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422. I'm just gonna...
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423. I'm sorry I'm late. I was...
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424. What the...
What is that?
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425. You're wearing this in the house now?
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427. Uh, yeah.
Copy !req
428. Something like that.
You know, everybody needs a hobby.
Copy !req
429. Oh, and you have to wear your hobby
in the living room?
Copy !req
430. Just breaking it in.
Copy !req
431. You know, it's always a little pinchy
in the gooey bag
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432. at first, so...
Copy !req
433. Well, hey, did you see
your Christmas present?
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434. Yes, I did. I...
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435. I don't know how I could've
missed that Christmas present.
Copy !req
436. Is it gonna fit through the door?
Copy !req
437. Well, actually,
it's a good question.
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438. I got a team of guys coming tomorrow.
They're gonna blow out that wall.
Copy !req
439. - Okay.
- So, uh...
Copy !req
440. Tense? Good day? Huh?
Copy !req
441. Ooh, shoulders, a little knotty.
Naughty girl.
Copy !req
442. I don't want to harp on this,
but did you like the custom rabbit?
Copy !req
443. Did I like it?
Copy !req
444. - Nailed it, right?
- Wow.
Copy !req
445. I appreciate the thought very much.
Copy !req
446. So, why don't you lift up that face mask
and give me a kiss?
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447. Huh...
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448. Yep. Damn it, no can do.
Copy !req
449. You want to just kiss it on the...
Copy !req
450. - The facial slit?
- Uh-huh.
Copy !req
451. Well, why don't I
run down to the garage
Copy !req
452. and see if I can't find a crowbar
to jimmy that thing open?
Copy !req
453. Crowbar, yeah.
Copy !req
454. Oh! Except there's been
a radiation leak.
Copy !req
455. - I'll take my chances.
- That's risky.
Copy !req
456. At least, let me get you
Copy !req
457. like, a hazmat suit
you can...
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458. A Geiger counter or something like that.
Copy !req
459. Busted.
Copy !req
460. - This is a new level of lame.
- Sorry.
Copy !req
461. You ate without me already?
On date night?
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462. - He was just...
- You mean you.
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463. Well, yeah, I just mean
we were just hosting you...
Copy !req
464. - ... while I finished up a little work.
- Uh-huh.
Copy !req
465. And yes, I had a quick bite.
Copy !req
466. I didn't know if you were coming home
Copy !req
467. or you were having drinks
with Aldrich Killian.
Copy !req
468. - What?
- What?
Copy !req
469. Aldrich Killian?
What, are you checking up on me?
Copy !req
470. Happy was concerned.
Copy !req
471. - No, you're spying on me.
- I wasn't.
Copy !req
472. - I'm going to bed.
- Hold on.
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473. Come on. Pep?
Copy !req
474. Hey, I admit it.
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475. My fault. Sorry.
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476. I'm a piping hot mess.
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477. It's been going on for a while.
I haven't said anything.
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478. Nothing's been the same
since New York.
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479. Oh, really?
I didn't notice that at all.
Copy !req
480. You experience things
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481. and then they're over,
and you still can't explain them.
Copy !req
482. Gods, aliens, other dimensions.
I'm just a man in a can.
Copy !req
483. The only reason I haven't cracked up
Copy !req
484. is probably because you moved in.
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485. Which is great.
Copy !req
486. I love you. I'm lucky.
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487. But honey, I can't sleep.
Copy !req
488. You go to bed, I come down here.
I do what I know.
Copy !req
489. I tinker. I...
Copy !req
490. Threat is imminent.
Copy !req
491. And I have to protect the one thing
that I can't live without.
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492. That's you.
Copy !req
493. And my suits, they're, uh...
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494. Machines.
Copy !req
495. They're part of me.
Copy !req
496. A distraction.
Copy !req
497. Maybe.
Copy !req
498. I'm gonna take a shower.
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499. Okay.
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500. And you're gonna join me.
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501. Better.
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502. Tony.
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503. Tony. Tony.
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504. To...
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505. Power down!
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506. I must have called it in my sleep.
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507. That's not supposed to happen.
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508. I'll recalibrate the sensors.
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509. Can we just... Just let me...
Copy !req
510. Just let me catch my breath. Hey,
don't... Don't go. All right? Pepper...
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511. I'm going to sleep downstairs.
Copy !req
512. Tinker with that.
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513. Can you regulate?
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514. Yes, I can regulate.
Copy !req
515. - You sure about that?
- Yes.
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516. It's a decent batch.
Copy !req
517. - Don't say I never did nothing for you.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
518. I mean, for understanding.
Copy !req
519. I'm sorry, buddy.
Copy !req
520. What are you doing, buddy?
Copy !req
521. You out by yourself?
A little date night?
Copy !req
522. Seeing your favourite chick flick,
maybe?
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523. Yeah, a little movie
called The Party's Over,
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524. starring you and your junkie girlfriend.
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525. Here's the ticket.
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526. No kidding. That doesn't belong to you.
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527. Savin!
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528. Help!
Copy !req
529. Help me!
Copy !req
530. True story
about fortune cookies.
Copy !req
531. They look Chinese.
Copy !req
532. They sound Chinese.
Copy !req
533. But they're actually
an American invention.
Copy !req
534. Which is why they're hollow,
full of lies
Copy !req
535. and leave a bad taste in the mouth.
Copy !req
536. My disciples just destroyed
another cheap American knockoff.
Copy !req
537. The Chinese Theatre.
Copy !req
538. Mr President,
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539. I know this must be getting frustrating.
Copy !req
540. But this season of terror
is drawing to a close.
Copy !req
541. And don't worry,
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542. the big one is coming.
Copy !req
543. Your graduation.
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544. Oh-!
Copy !req
545. Do you mind leaving that on?
Copy !req
546. Sure.
Copy !req
547. Sunday nights. PBS. Downton Abbey.
Copy !req
548. That's his show. He thinks it's elegant.
Copy !req
549. One more thing. Make sure
everyone wears their badges.
Copy !req
550. He's a stickler for that sort of thing.
Copy !req
551. Plus, my guys
won't let anyone in without them.
Copy !req
552. We're awaiting the arrival
of Tony Stark.
Copy !req
553. We're hoping he'll give us
the reaction...
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554. His reaction
to the latest attack.
Copy !req
555. Mr Stark, hi there.
Copy !req
556. Our sources are telling us that all signs
are pointing to another Mandarin attack.
Copy !req
557. Anything else you can tell us?
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558. Hey, Mr Stark.
When is somebody gonna kill this guy?
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559. I'm just saying.
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560. Is that what you want?
Copy !req
561. Here's a little holiday greeting
Copy !req
562. I've been wanting to send
to the Mandarin.
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563. I just didn't know
how to phrase it until now.
Copy !req
564. My name is Tony Stark
and I'm not afraid of you.
Copy !req
565. I know you're a coward.
So I've decided
Copy !req
566. that you just died, pal.
Copy !req
567. I'm gonna come get the body.
Copy !req
568. There's no politics here.
It's just good old-fashioned revenge.
Copy !req
569. There's no Pentagon,
it's just you and me.
Copy !req
570. And on the off chance you're a man,
here's my home address.
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571. 10880 Malibu Point.
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572. 90265.
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573. I'll leave the door unlocked.
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574. That's what you wanted, right?
Copy !req
575. Bill me.
Copy !req
576. I've compiled
a Mandarin database for you, sir,
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577. drawn from
S.H.I.E.L.D., FBI and CIA intercepts.
Copy !req
578. Initiating virtual crime scene
reconstruction.
Copy !req
579. Okay. What have we got here?
Copy !req
580. The name is an ancient Chinese war
mantle meaning "adviser to the king."
Copy !req
581. South American insurgency tactics.
Copy !req
582. Talks like a Baptist preacher.
Copy !req
583. There's lots of pageantry going on here.
Lots of theatre. Close.
Copy !req
584. The heat from the blast was in excess
of 3,000 degrees Celsius.
Copy !req
585. Any subjects within 12.5 yards
were vaporised instantly.
Copy !req
586. No bomb parts found in a three-mile
radius of the Chinese Theatre?
Copy !req
587. No, sir.
Copy !req
588. Talk to me, Happy.
Copy !req
589. When is a bomb not a bomb?
Copy !req
590. Any military victims?
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591. Not according to public record, sir.
Copy !req
592. Bring up the thermogenic
signatures again.
Copy !req
593. Factor in 3,000 degrees.
Copy !req
594. The Oracle cloud
has completed analysis.
Copy !req
595. Accessing satellites
Copy !req
596. and plotting the last 12 months
of thermogenic occurrences now.
Copy !req
597. Take away everywhere
that there's been a Mandarin attack.
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598. Nope.
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599. That. Are you sure
that's not one of his?
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600. It predates any known Mandarin attack.
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601. The incident was the use of a bomb
to assist a suicide.
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602. Bring her around.
Copy !req
603. The heat signature
is remarkably similar.
Copy !req
604. 3,000 degree Celsius.
Copy !req
605. That's two military guys.
Copy !req
606. Ever been to Tennessee, Jarvis?
Copy !req
607. Creating a flight plan for Tennessee.
Copy !req
608. Are we still at ding-dong?
Copy !req
609. We're supposed to be on total...
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610. security lockdown.
Copy !req
611. Come on, I threatened a terrorist.
Who is that?
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612. There's only so much I can do, sir,
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613. when you give the world's press
your home address.
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614. Right there is fine.
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615. You're not the Mandarin.
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616. Are you? Are you?
Copy !req
617. You don't remember.
Copy !req
618. Why am I not surprised?
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619. Don't take it personally. I don't
remember what I had for breakfast.
Copy !req
620. Gluten-free waffles, sir.
Copy !req
621. That's right.
Copy !req
622. Okay, look, I need to be alone with you,
someplace not here.
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623. It's urgent.
Copy !req
624. Normally, I'd go for that sort of thing,
but now I'm in a committed relationship.
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625. It's...
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626. - With her.
- Tony?
Copy !req
627. - Is somebody there?
- Yeah,
Copy !req
628. - it's Maya Hansen.
- Ah...
Copy !req
629. Old botanist pal
Copy !req
630. that I used to know, barely.
Copy !req
631. Please don't tell me
there's a 12-year-old kid
Copy !req
632. waiting in the car that I've never met.
Copy !req
633. He's 13.
Copy !req
634. No, I need your help.
Copy !req
635. But, what for? Why now?
Copy !req
636. Because I read the papers and frankly,
I don't think you'll last the week.
Copy !req
637. I'll be fine.
Copy !req
638. I'm sorry,
with Happy in the hospital,
Copy !req
639. I didn't know we were expecting guests.
Copy !req
640. - We weren't.
- And old girlfriends.
Copy !req
641. - She's not, really.
- No, not really. I...
Copy !req
642. - it was just one night.
- Yep.
Copy !req
643. That's how you did it, isn't it?
Copy !req
644. - It was a great night.
- Yep. Well, you know.
Copy !req
645. - You saved yourself a world of pain.
- What?
Copy !req
646. - I'm sure.
- Trust me. We're going out of town.
Copy !req
647. Okay. We've been through this.
Copy !req
648. - Nope.
- Yep!
Copy !req
649. - The man says no.
- Immediately and indefinitely.
Copy !req
650. - Honey...
- Great idea. Let's go.
Copy !req
651. I'm sorry, that's a terrible idea.
Please don't touch her bags.
Copy !req
652. This is how normal people behave.
Copy !req
653. I can't protect you out there.
Copy !req
654. Is... Is that normal?
Copy !req
655. - Sadly, that is very normal.
- Yes, this is normal!
Copy !req
656. It's a big bunny. Relax about it!
Copy !req
657. Calm down.
Copy !req
658. - I got this for you.
- I'm aware of that.
Copy !req
659. You still haven't even
told me you liked it.
Copy !req
660. I don't like it.
Copy !req
661. I asked you three...
You don't like it.
Copy !req
662. - We are leaving the house.
- Guys?
Copy !req
663. That's not even up for discussion.
Copy !req
664. - Can we, um...
- I said no. What?
Copy !req
665. Do we need to worry about that?
Copy !req
666. I got you.
Copy !req
667. I got you first.
Copy !req
668. Like I said, we can't stay here.
Copy !req
669. Oh!
Copy !req
670. Move! I'm right behind you.
Copy !req
671. Oh!
Copy !req
672. Get her. I'm gonna find a way around.
Copy !req
673. Stop stopping. Get her. Get outside.
Copy !req
674. Go!
Copy !req
675. Oh, my God. Tony!
Copy !req
676. Sir, Ms Potts
is clear of the structure.
Copy !req
677. Jarvis, where's my flight power?
Copy !req
678. Working on it, sir. This is a prototype.
Copy !req
679. That's one.
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680. Sir, the suit is not combat ready.
Copy !req
681. That's two.
Copy !req
682. Oh.
Copy !req
683. Tony!
Copy !req
684. Sir, take a deep breath.
Copy !req
685. Flight power restored.
Copy !req
686. Sir?
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687. Sir!
Copy !req
688. All right, kill the alarm. I got it.
Copy !req
689. That's the emergency alert triggered by
the power dropping below 5%.
Copy !req
690. on...
Copy !req
691. om
Copy !req
692. It's snowing, right?
Where are we, upstate?
Copy !req
693. We are five miles outside of
Rose Hill, Tennessee.
Copy !req
694. Why?
Copy !req
695. Jarvis. Not my idea.
Copy !req
696. What are we doing here?
This is thousands of miles away!
Copy !req
697. I gotta get Pepper.
I gotta...
Copy !req
698. I prepared a flight plan.
This was the location.
Copy !req
699. Who asked you?
Copy !req
700. - Open the suit.
- I...
Copy !req
701. I think I may be malfunctioning, sir.
Copy !req
702. Open it, J.
Copy !req
703. That's brisk.
Copy !req
704. Maybe I'll just cosy back up for a...
Copy !req
705. I actually think
I need to sleep now, sir.
Copy !req
706. Jarvis.
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707. Jarvis?
Copy !req
708. Don't leave me, buddy.
Copy !req
709. Stark secure server
Copy !req
710. now transferring
to all known receivers.
Copy !req
711. Pepper, it's me.
Copy !req
712. I've got a lot of apologies to make
and not a lot of time.
Copy !req
713. So... First off, I'm so sorry
I put you in harm's way.
Copy !req
714. That was selfish and stupid,
and it won't happen again.
Copy !req
715. Also, it's Christmastime
and the rabbit's too big.
Copy !req
716. Done. Sorry.
Copy !req
717. And I'm sorry in advance
Copy !req
718. because I can't come home yet.
Copy !req
719. I need to find this guy.
Copy !req
720. You gotta stay safe, that's all I know.
Copy !req
721. I just stole a poncho
from a wooden Indian.
Copy !req
722. Let's get you comfy.
Copy !req
723. You happy now?
Copy !req
724. Freeze!
Copy !req
725. Don't move.
Copy !req
726. You got me.
Copy !req
727. Nice potato gun.
Copy !req
728. Barrel's a little long.
Copy !req
729. Between that and the wide gauge
it's gonna diminish your FPS.
Copy !req
730. And now you're out of ammo.
Copy !req
731. What's that thing on your chest?
Copy !req
732. It's an electromagnet.
Copy !req
733. You should know,
you got a box of them right here.
Copy !req
734. What does it power?
Copy !req
735. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
736. That...
Copy !req
737. That's...
Is that Iron Man?
Copy !req
738. Technically, I am.
Copy !req
739. Technically, you're dead.
Copy !req
740. Valid point.
Copy !req
741. What happened to him?
Copy !req
742. Life.
Copy !req
743. I built him. I take care of him.
Copy !req
744. I'll fix him.
Copy !req
745. Like a mechanic?
Copy !req
746. Yeah.
Copy !req
747. Hmm.
Copy !req
748. If I was building
Iron Man and War Machine...
Copy !req
749. It's "Iron Patriot" HOW-
Copy !req
750. That's way cooler.
Copy !req
751. No, it's not.
Copy !req
752. Anyways, I would have added in,
um, the retro...
Copy !req
753. - Retro-reflective panels?
- To make him stealth mode.
Copy !req
754. - You want a stealth mode?
- Cool, right?
Copy !req
755. That's actually a good idea.
Maybe I'll build one.
Copy !req
756. - Not a good idea.
- Oops.
Copy !req
757. What are you doing?
You're gonna break his finger?
Copy !req
758. He's in pain.
He's been injured. Leave him alone.
Copy !req
759. Sorry.
Copy !req
760. Are you?
Copy !req
761. Don't worry about it, I'll fix it.
Copy !req
762. So, uh, who's home?
Copy !req
763. Well, my mom already left for the diner
and Dad went to 7-11 to get scratchers.
Copy !req
764. I guess he won,
because that was six years ago.
Copy !req
765. Hmm.
Copy !req
766. Which happens. Dads leave.
No need to be a pussy about it.
Copy !req
767. Here's what I need.
Copy !req
768. A laptop, a digital watch,
a cell phone,
Copy !req
769. the pneumatic actuator from
your bazooka over there,
Copy !req
770. a map of town, a big spring
and a tuna fish sandwich.
Copy !req
771. What's in it for me?
Copy !req
772. - Salvation. What's his name?
- Who?
Copy !req
773. The kid that bullies you at school.
What's his name?
Copy !req
774. How'd you know that?
Copy !req
775. I got just the thing.
Copy !req
776. This is a pinata for a cricket.
Copy !req
777. I'm kidding.
This is a very powerful weapon.
Copy !req
778. Point it away from your face,
press the button on top,
Copy !req
779. it discourages bullying.
Copy !req
780. Non-lethal, just to cover one's ass.
Deal?
Copy !req
781. Deal? What do you say?
Copy !req
782. - Deal.
- Deal?
Copy !req
783. What's your name?
Copy !req
784. Harley. And you're...
Copy !req
785. The mechanic.
Copy !req
786. Tony.
Copy !req
787. You know what keeps
going through my head?
Copy !req
788. "Where's my sandwich?"
Copy !req
789. Where is Tony Stark?
Copy !req
790. Stark secure server.
Copy !req
791. Retinal scan verified.
Copy !req
792. Pepper, it's me.
Copy !req
793. I've got a lot of apologies to make
and not a lot of time.
Copy !req
794. So... First off, I'm so sorry
I put you in harm's way.
Copy !req
795. That was selfish and stupid
and it won't happen again.
Copy !req
796. Why were you
at the house tonight?
Copy !req
797. What was so important
that you had to speak to Tony?
Copy !req
798. I think that my boss
is working for the Mandarin.
Copy !req
799. So, if you still want to talk about it
Copy !req
800. I suggest that we get
ourselves someplace safe.
Copy !req
801. Your boss works for the Mandarin,
you think?
Copy !req
802. But Tony says you're a botanist. So...
Copy !req
803. That figures. What I actually am
is a biological DNA coder
Copy !req
804. running a team of 40
out of a privately funded think tank.
Copy !req
805. But sure, you can call me a botanist.
Copy !req
806. This boss of yours,
does he have a name?
Copy !req
807. Yeah, Aldrich Killian.
Copy !req
808. Well, we took the house down,
sir. But there's no sign of a body.
Copy !req
809. - Mmm-hmm. I see.
- No Stark.
Copy !req
810. I have to go.
Copy !req
811. The master is about to record
and he's a little...
Copy !req
812. Well, you know how he gets.
Copy !req
813. Keep your appointment tonight
and call me when it's done.
Copy !req
814. All right, everybody.
No talking and no eye contact.
Copy !req
815. Unless you want to get shot in the face.
Copy !req
816. Report in.
Copy !req
817. Path is clear.
Copy !req
818. The master is travelling.
Copy !req
819. Well, then, what are we waiting for?
Copy !req
820. The sandwich was fair,
the spring was a little rusty,
Copy !req
821. the rest of the materials, I'll make do.
Copy !req
822. By the way,
when you said your sister had a watch...
Copy !req
823. Yeah?
- ... I was kind of hoping
Copy !req
824. for something a little more
adult than that.
Copy !req
825. She's six.
Anyway, it's a limited edition.
Copy !req
826. When can we talk about New York?
Copy !req
827. Maybe never.
Relax about it.
Copy !req
828. What about the Avengers?
Can we talk about them?
Copy !req
829. I dunno. Later.
Hey, kid, give me a little space.
Copy !req
830. What's the official story here?
What happened?
Copy !req
831. I guess this guy named
Chad Davis used to live roundabouts.
Copy !req
832. He won a bunch of medals in the army.
Copy !req
833. And one day, folks said he went crazy
and made, you know, a bomb.
Copy !req
834. Then he blew himself up, right here.
Copy !req
835. - Six people died, right?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
836. - Including Chad Davis.
- Yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
837. Yeah. That doesn't make sense.
Copy !req
838. Think about it.
Copy !req
839. Six dead. Only five shadows.
Copy !req
840. Yeah.
Copy !req
841. People said these shadows are
like the marks of souls going to heaven.
Copy !req
842. Except the bomb guy.
Copy !req
843. He went to hell,
on account of he didn't get a shadow.
Copy !req
844. That's why there's only five.
Copy !req
845. - Do you buy that?
- It's what everyone says.
Copy !req
846. You know what
this crater reminds me of?
Copy !req
847. No idea. I'm not...
I don't care.
Copy !req
848. That giant Wormhole in,
um, in New York.
Copy !req
849. Does it remind you?
Copy !req
850. That's manipulative.
I don't want to talk about it.
Copy !req
851. Are they coming back? The aliens?
Copy !req
852. Maybe. Can you stop?
Copy !req
853. Remember what I told you,
that I have an anxiety issue?
Copy !req
854. Does this subject make you edgy?
Copy !req
855. Yeah, a little bit. Can I just catch
my breath for a second?
Copy !req
856. Are there bad guys in Rose Hill?
Copy !req
857. Do you need a plastic bag
to breathe into?
Copy !req
858. - Do you have medication?
- No.
Copy !req
859. - Do you need to be on it?
- Probably.
Copy !req
860. - Do you have PTSD?
- I don't think so.
Copy !req
861. Are you going completely mental?
Copy !req
862. I can stop. Do you want me to stop?
Copy !req
863. Remember when I said
to stop doing that?
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864. I swear that you're gonna freak me out.
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865. Ah, man, you did it,
didn't you? You happy now?
Copy !req
866. What did I say?
Copy !req
867. Hey! Wait up!
Copy !req
868. Wait, wait.
Copy !req
869. What the hell was that?
Copy !req
870. Your fault.
You spazzed me out.
Copy !req
871. Okay, back to business.
Where were we?
Copy !req
872. The guy who died.
Copy !req
873. Relatives? Mom?
Mrs Davis, where is she?
Copy !req
874. Where she always is.
Copy !req
875. See? Now, you're being helpful.
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876. Uh...
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877. Sorry.
Copy !req
878. Lady?
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879. Is this, uh...
Copy !req
880. Thank you.
Copy !req
881. Nice haircut. It suits you.
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882. Nice watch.
Copy !req
883. Yeah. A limited edition.
Copy !req
884. Oh, I don't doubt it.
Copy !req
885. Well, have a good evening.
Copy !req
886. Excuse me.
Copy !req
887. Mrs Davis?
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888. Mind if I join you?
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889. Free country.
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890. Sure is.
Copy !req
891. All right.
Copy !req
892. Where would you like to start?
Copy !req
893. I just want to say,
I'm sorry about your loss.
Copy !req
894. I want to know
what you think happened.
Copy !req
895. Look, I brought your damn file.
You take it, go.
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896. Whatever was in here,
he wanted no part of it.
Copy !req
897. Clearly, you're waiting
for someone else. Huh?
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898. Supposed to meet someone here?
Copy !req
899. Yeah.
Copy !req
900. Mrs Davis,
your son didn't kill himself.
Copy !req
901. I guarantee you, he didn't kill anyone.
Copy !req
902. Someone used him.
Copy !req
903. What?
Copy !req
904. As a weapon.
Copy !req
905. You're not the person
that called me after all, are you?
Copy !req
906. Actually, I am.
Copy !req
907. Hey, hey, hey!
Copy !req
908. What's all this about?
What the hell is going on here?
Copy !req
909. It's called an arrest.
Copy !req
910. Sheriff, is it?
Copy !req
911. Yes, ma'am, it is. And you are?
Copy !req
912. Homeland Security. We good here?
Copy !req
913. No, we're not "good."
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914. I need a little more information
than that.
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915. Well, I think it's a little above
your pay grade, Sheriff.
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916. Yeah?
Well, why don't you
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917. get on the horn
to Nashville and, uh, upgrade me?
Copy !req
918. All right. You know what?
I was hoping to do this the smart way,
Copy !req
919. but, uh, the fun way is always good.
Copy !req
920. Deputy, get this woman out of...
Copy !req
921. Hey, hot wings, you want to party?
Come on, you and me, let's go.
Copy !req
922. - Crazy, huh?
- Yep.
Copy !req
923. Watch this.
Copy !req
924. You walked right into this one.
I've dated hotter chicks than you.
Copy !req
925. That's all you got?
Copy !req
926. A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
Copy !req
927. Sweetheart, that could be
the name of my autobiography.
Copy !req
928. Let me go!
Help me!
Copy !req
929. Anyway-
Copy !req
930. Hey, kid,
what would you like for Christmas?
Copy !req
931. Mr Stark, I am so sorry.
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932. No,no, no.
I think he was trying to say,
Copy !req
933. "I want my goddamn file."
Copy !req
934. It's not your fault, kid.
Copy !req
935. Remember what I told you
about bullies?
Copy !req
936. You like that, Westworld?
Copy !req
937. That's the thing about smart guys,
Copy !req
938. we always cover our ass.
Copy !req
939. Ah!
Copy !req
940. You're welcome.
Copy !req
941. For what? Did I miss something?
Copy !req
942. Me, saving your life.
Copy !req
943. Yeah. A, I saved you first.
B, thanks. Sort of.
Copy !req
944. And C, if you do someone a solid,
don't be a yutz.
Copy !req
945. All right? Just play it cool.
Otherwise you come off grandiose.
Copy !req
946. Unlike you?
Copy !req
947. Admit it, you need me.
Copy !req
948. We're connected.
Copy !req
949. What I need is for you to go home,
be with your mom,
Copy !req
950. keep your trap shut, guard the suit,
Copy !req
951. and stay connected to the telephone
Copy !req
952. because if I call,
you better pick up. Okay?
Copy !req
953. Can you feel that? We're done here.
Copy !req
954. Move out of the way,
or I'm gonna run you over.
Copy !req
955. Bye, kid.
Copy !req
956. I'm sorry, kid.
Copy !req
957. You did good.
Copy !req
958. So, now you're just gonna
leave me here, like my dad?
Copy !req
959. Yeah.
Copy !req
960. Wait, you're guilt-tripping me,
aren't you?
Copy !req
961. I'm cold.
Copy !req
962. I can tell.
You know how I can tell?
Copy !req
963. Because we're connected.
Copy !req
964. It was worth a shot.
Copy !req
965. You get this.
It's affordable. It's gorgeous.
Copy !req
966. It goes with any decor...
Copy !req
967. - What happened to picture?
- Go to override.
Copy !req
968. - How is this happening again?
- Fine. Override to Los Angeles.
Copy !req
969. I'm trying.
There's nothing I can...
Copy !req
970. MAN '2'. Well, where is
the feed coming from?
Copy !req
971. I don't know,
it's in all of our receivers and I...
Copy !req
972. The entire East Coast,
the satellites are down.
Copy !req
973. It's not just our station.
Copy !req
974. What about a backup manual?
Copy !req
975. We have an unauthorised
broadcast cutting through...
Copy !req
976. Mr Vice President,
I think you should see this.
Copy !req
977. Oh, God, not again.
Copy !req
978. Is the President getting this?
Copy !req
979. Mr President.
Copy !req
980. Only two lessons remain.
Copy !req
981. And I intend to finish this
before Christmas morning.
Copy !req
982. Meet Thomas Richards.
Copy !req
983. Good strong name.
Good strong job.
Copy !req
984. Thomas, here, is an accountant
for the Roxxon Oil Corporation.
Copy !req
985. But I'm sure he's a really good guy.
Copy !req
986. I'm going to shoot him in the head,
Copy !req
987. live on your television in 30 seconds.
Copy !req
988. No!
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989. The number for this telephone
is in your cell phone.
Copy !req
990. Exciting, isn't it,
imagining how it got there?
Copy !req
991. America,
Copy !req
992. if your president calls me
in the next half-minute,
Copy !req
993. Tom lives.
Copy !req
994. Go!
Copy !req
995. How did he hack my phone?
Copy !req
996. We can't allow terrorists to dictate...
Copy !req
997. I have to make this call.
Copy !req
998. I'd strongly advise against that.
Copy !req
999. This is the right thing to do.
Copy !req
1000. There's just
one lesson left, President Ellis.
Copy !req
1001. So run away, hide,
kiss your children goodbye.
Copy !req
1002. Because nothing,
Copy !req
1003. not your army, not your red, white
and blue attack dog,
Copy !req
1004. can save YOU.
Copy !req
1005. I'll see you soon.
Copy !req
1006. Tell Rhodes,
find this lunatic right now.
Copy !req
1007. Sir, we tracked the broadcast signal.
Copy !req
1008. We have a possible point of origin
in Pakistan
Copy !req
1009. and the Patriot is ready to strike.
Copy !req
1010. - Right now.
- Yes, sir.
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1011. Man. Happy, Happy, Happy-
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1012. Don't move!
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1013. Uh...
Copy !req
1014. Hang on a second.
Copy !req
1015. Hello?
Copy !req
1016. You ever have a chick straddling you
and you look up
Copy !req
1017. and suddenly she's glowing from
the inside out, kind of a bright orange?
Copy !req
1018. Yeah, I've had that.
Who is this?
Copy !req
1019. It's me, pal.
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1020. Now, last time I went missing,
if I remember correctly,
Copy !req
1021. you came looking for me.
What are you doing?
Copy !req
1022. A little knock-and-talk,
making friends in Pakistan.
Copy !req
1023. What are you doing?
Copy !req
1024. Your redesign, your big rebrand,
that was AIM, right?
Copy !req
1025. Yeah.
Copy !req
1026. I'm gonna find a heavy-duty
comm sat right now, I need your login.
Copy !req
1027. It's the same as
it's always been, "WarMachine68."
Copy !req
1028. And password, please.
Copy !req
1029. Well, look, I gotta change it
every time you hack in, Tony.
Copy !req
1030. It's not the '80s,
nobody says "hack" any more.
Copy !req
1031. Give me your login.
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1032. "WAR MACHINE ROX"
with an "X," all caps.
Copy !req
1033. Yeah, okay.
Copy !req
1034. That is so much better
than "Iron Patriot."
Copy !req
1035. Very nice. Very nice.
Copy !req
1036. I have one question for you.
Copy !req
1037. What would you like
for Christmas this year?
Copy !req
1038. Well, David...
Copy !req
1039. Do not erase a programme from my DVR
unless you are 100% sure...
Copy !req
1040. One more time!
Ms Elk Ridge, everybody!
Copy !req
1041. All right.
Copy !req
1042. Because you
erase my shows!
Copy !req
1043. That ain't gonna cut it.
Copy !req
1044. We talked about this.
Copy !req
1045. Excuse me, sir.
I don't know who...
Copy !req
1046. Shh.
Copy !req
1047. Mom, I need to call you back.
Something magical is happening.
Copy !req
1048. - Tony Stark is in my van.
- Shh. Keep it down.
Copy !req
1049. - Tony Stark is in my van!
- No, he's not.
Copy !req
1050. I knew you were still alive!
Copy !req
1051. Come on in. Close the door.
Copy !req
1052. Oh, wow.
Can I just say, sir...
Copy !req
1053. Yep.
Copy !req
1054. I am your biggest fan.
Copy !req
1055. Okay. First, is this your van?
Is anyone else gonna come in?
Copy !req
1056. No, no, no. Just us.
Copy !req
1057. Great. What's your name?
Copy !req
1058. - 680'-
- 680'-
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1059. - Oh, wow.
- Right there is fine.
Copy !req
1060. - Okay.
- Okay?
Copy !req
1061. I get a lot of this, it's okay.
Copy !req
1062. - Oh, good. Can I just say?
- What do you want? Yeah.
Copy !req
1063. I don't know if you can tell,
Copy !req
1064. but I have, like, patterned
my whole look after you.
Copy !req
1065. - My hair's a little...
- it's fine.
Copy !req
1066. It's not right,
'cause there's no product in it.
Copy !req
1067. Right.
Copy !req
1068. I don't want to make things awkward
for you, but I do have to show you...
Copy !req
1069. Boom!
Copy !req
1070. A Hispanic Scott Baio.
Copy !req
1071. - I'm sorry. Is that me?
- Yeah. It's... I mean...
Copy !req
1072. I had them do it off a doll that I made,
so it's not like it's off a picture.
Copy !req
1073. - So it's a little bit...
- Gary. Listen to me, okay?
Copy !req
1074. I don't want to clip your wings, here.
We're both a little over-excited.
Copy !req
1075. I got an issue.
I'm chasing bad guys.
Copy !req
1076. I'm trying to grab a little something
from some hard-crypt data files.
Copy !req
1077. I don't have enough juice.
Copy !req
1078. I need you to jump on the roof...
Right?
Copy !req
1079. Recalibrate the lSDNs.
Copy !req
1080. Pump it up by about 40%.
Copy !req
1081. - Got it.
- All right? It's a mission.
Copy !req
1082. Yeah.
Copy !req
1083. Tony needs Gary.
Copy !req
1084. And Gary needs Tony.
Copy !req
1085. - Be quiet about it. Go.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1086. What would you regard
as the defining moment of your life?
Copy !req
1087. Well, uh, I think that would be the day
I decided not to let my injury beat me.
Copy !req
1088. Will you please state
your name for the camera?
Copy !req
1089. Ellen Brandt.
Copy !req
1090. Okay. So, the injections
are administered periodically.
Copy !req
1091. Addiction will not be tolerated.
Copy !req
1092. And those who cannot regulate
will be out from the programme.
Copy !req
1093. Once misfits, cripples...
Copy !req
1094. You are the next iteration
of human evolution.
Copy !req
1095. Everybody, before we start...
Copy !req
1096. I promise you, looking back at your life,
there will be nothing as bitter
Copy !req
1097. as the memory of that glorious risk
you prudently elected to forego.
Copy !req
1098. Today is your glory-
Copy !req
1099. Let's begin.
Copy !req
1100. We gotta get out of here!
We gotta get out of here!
Copy !req
1101. Get her out!
Get them out of here!
Copy !req
1102. A bomb is not a bomb
when it's a misfire.
Copy !req
1103. The stuff doesn't always work.
Right, pal?
Copy !req
1104. It's faulty,
but you found a buyer, didn't you?
Copy !req
1105. Sold it to the Mandarin.
Copy !req
1106. Got you, pal.
Copy !req
1107. What happened?
Copy !req
1108. Fun fact.
Copy !req
1109. Before he built rockets for the Nazis,
Copy !req
1110. the idealistic Wernher von Braun
Copy !req
1111. dreamed of space travel.
Copy !req
1112. He stargazed.
Copy !req
1113. Do you know what he said when
the first V-2 hit London?
Copy !req
1114. "The rocket performed perfectly.
Copy !req
1115. "It just landed on the wrong planet."
Copy !req
1116. See, we all begin wide-eyed.
Pure science.
Copy !req
1117. And then the ego steps in,
the obsession.
Copy !req
1118. And you look up,
Copy !req
1119. you're a long way from shore.
Copy !req
1120. You can't be too hard on yourself,
Maya.
Copy !req
1121. I mean, you gave your research
to a think tank.
Copy !req
1122. Yeah, but Killian built that think tank
on military contracts.
Copy !req
1123. That's exactly what we used to do.
Copy !req
1124. So, don't judge yourself.
Copy !req
1125. Thank you, Pepper.
Copy !req
1126. I really appreciate that.
Copy !req
1127. - Hi, good evening. Come on in.
- Good evening.
Copy !req
1128. Maya, run!
Copy !req
1129. Hi, Pepper.
Copy !req
1130. So, you want to tell me why you
were at Stark's mansion last night?
Copy !req
1131. I'm trying to fix this thing.
Copy !req
1132. I didn't know you and the master
were gonna blow the place up.
Copy !req
1133. Oh, I see. So, you were trying
to save Stark when he threatened us?
Copy !req
1134. I've told you, Killian, we can use him.
Copy !req
1135. Pepper. Pepper. Pepper.
Copy !req
1136. Look, if we want to launch product
next year, I need Stark.
Copy !req
1137. He just lacked a decent incentive.
Now, he has one.
Copy !req
1138. This is support team Blue-Zero.
Copy !req
1139. Sending coordinates for a suspected
Mandarin broadcast point of origin.
Copy !req
1140. Nobody move.
Copy !req
1141. Oh. Support Blue-Zero,
Copy !req
1142. unless the Mandarin's next attack
on the U.S.
Copy !req
1143. involves cheaply-made sportswear,
Copy !req
1144. I think you messed up again.
Copy !req
1145. Yes, you're free, uh,
if you weren't before.
Copy !req
1146. It's... Of course.
Copy !req
1147. Yes, ma'am.
Copy !req
1148. Iron Patriot on the job.
Copy !req
1149. Happy to help.
Copy !req
1150. No need to thank me, ma'am.
Copy !req
1151. It's my pleasure.
Copy !req
1152. Savin?
I've acquired the Patriot armour.
Copy !req
1153. If you want this suit,
Copy !req
1154. you're going to have to
pry my cold dead body out of it.
Copy !req
1155. That's the plan, Colonel.
Copy !req
1156. Harley, tell me what's happening.
Give me a full report.
Copy !req
1157. Yeah, I'm still eating that candy.
Do you want me to keep eating it?
Copy !req
1158. - How much have you had?
- Two or three bowls.
Copy !req
1159. - Can you still see straight?
- Sort of.
Copy !req
1160. That means you're fine.
Give me Jarvis.
Copy !req
1161. Jarvis, how are we?
Copy !req
1162. It's totally fine, sir.
I seem to do quite well for a stretch,
Copy !req
1163. and then at the end of the sentence
I say the wrong cranberry.
Copy !req
1164. And, sir, you were right.
Copy !req
1165. Once I factored in
available AIM downlink facilities
Copy !req
1166. I was able to pinpoint
the Mandarin's broadcast signal.
Copy !req
1167. What are we talking?
Far East, Europe, North Africa,
Copy !req
1168. Iran, Pakistan, Syria?
Where is it?
Copy !req
1169. Actually, sir, it's in Miami.
Copy !req
1170. Okay, kid, I'm gonna have
to walk you through
Copy !req
1171. rebooting Jarvis's speech drive,
Copy !req
1172. but not right now.
Copy !req
1173. Harley, where is he really?
Copy !req
1174. Just look on the screen
and tell me where it is.
Copy !req
1175. Um, it does say Miami, Florida.
Copy !req
1176. Okay, first things first, I need
the armour. Where are we at with it?
Copy !req
1177. Uh, it's not charging.
Copy !req
1178. Actually, sir, it is charging,
but the power source is questionable.
Copy !req
1179. It may not succeed
in revitalising the Mark 42.
Copy !req
1180. What's questionable about electricity?
All right?
Copy !req
1181. It's my suit, and I can't... I'm not gonna...
I don't wanna...
Copy !req
1182. Oh, God, not again.
Copy !req
1183. Tony?
Copy !req
1184. Are you having another attack?
Copy !req
1185. I didn't even mention New York.
Copy !req
1186. Right, and then you just said it by name
while denying having said it.
Copy !req
1187. Okay, um, uh...
Copy !req
1188. God, what am I gonna do?
Copy !req
1189. Just breathe.
Really, just breathe.
Copy !req
1190. You're a mechanic, right?
Copy !req
1191. Right.
Copy !req
1192. You said so.
Copy !req
1193. Yes, I did.
Copy !req
1194. Why don't you just build something?
Copy !req
1195. Okay.
Copy !req
1196. Thanks, kid.
Copy !req
1197. Why is it so hot in here?
I told you to put it at 68.
Copy !req
1198. My fault again.
Copy !req
1199. Let me tell you something, sweetheart.
I am not your personal air con...
Copy !req
1200. Well.
Copy !req
1201. I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes.
Copy !req
1202. Now, which one of you is Vanessa?
Copy !req
1203. - That's me.
- Ah!
Copy !req
1204. Nessie.
Copy !req
1205. Did you know that fortune cookies
aren't even Chinese?
Copy !req
1206. There's some guy over here.
Copy !req
1207. They're made by Americans,
based on a Japanese recipe.
Copy !req
1208. Hey!
Copy !req
1209. Bloody hell. Bloody hell.
Copy !req
1210. Don't move.
Copy !req
1211. I'm not moving.
You want something? Take it.
Copy !req
1212. Although the guns are all fake
Copy !req
1213. because those wankers
wouldn't trust me with the real ones.
Copy !req
1214. - What?
- Hey, do you fancy either of the birds?
Copy !req
1215. Heard enough.
Copy !req
1216. You're not him.
The Mandarin, the real guy.
Copy !req
1217. Where?
Copy !req
1218. Where's the Mandarin?
Where is he?
Copy !req
1219. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
He's here. He's here, but he's not here.
Copy !req
1220. - He's here, but he's not here.
- What do you mean?
Copy !req
1221. It's complicated.
Hey, it's complicated.
Copy !req
1222. - It is.
- It's complicated.
Copy !req
1223. Uncomplicate it.
Ladies, out.
Copy !req
1224. Get out of the bed.
Get into the bathroom.
Copy !req
1225. Sit.
Copy !req
1226. Ew!
Oh, Jesus.
Copy !req
1227. My name is Trevor.
Trevor Slattery.
Copy !req
1228. What are you?
Copy !req
1229. What are you, a decoy?
You're a double, right?
Copy !req
1230. What, you mean like an understudy?
No, absolutely not.
Copy !req
1231. Don't hurt the face!
I'm an actor.
Copy !req
1232. You got a minute to live.
Fill it with words.
Copy !req
1233. It's just a role.
"The Mandarin," see, it's not real.
Copy !req
1234. Then how did you get here, Trevor?
Copy !req
1235. Well, I, um, had a little
problem with, um, substances.
Copy !req
1236. And I ended up doing things,
no two ways about it,
Copy !req
1237. in the street,
that a man shouldn't do.
Copy !req
1238. - Next?
- Then,
Copy !req
1239. they approached me
about the role,
Copy !req
1240. and they knew about the drugs.
Copy !req
1241. What did they say?
They'd get you off them?
Copy !req
1242. They said they'd give me more.
Copy !req
1243. They gave me things.
Copy !req
1244. They gave me this palace.
They gave me plastic surgery.
Copy !req
1245. They gave me things.
Copy !req
1246. Did you just nod off?
Copy !req
1247. Hey.
Copy !req
1248. No, and a lovely speedboat.
Copy !req
1249. And the thing was, he needed someone
Copy !req
1250. to take credit
for some accidental explosions.
Copy !req
1251. "He"?
Copy !req
1252. - Killian?
- Killian.
Copy !req
1253. - He created you?
- He created me.
Copy !req
1254. Custom-made terror threat.
Copy !req
1255. Yes. Yes.
Copy !req
1256. His think tank thinked it up.
Copy !req
1257. The pathology of a serial killer.
Copy !req
1258. The manipulation
of Western iconography.
Copy !req
1259. Ready for another lesson?
Copy !req
1260. Blah, blah, blah.
Copy !req
1261. No.
Copy !req
1262. Of course,
it was my performance
Copy !req
1263. that brought the Mandarin to life.
Copy !req
1264. Your performance?
Copy !req
1265. Where people died?
Copy !req
1266. No, they didn't.
Copy !req
1267. Look around you.
The costumes, green screen.
Copy !req
1268. Honestly,
I wasn't on location for half this stuff.
Copy !req
1269. And when I was,
it was movie magic, love.
Copy !req
1270. I'm sorry, but I got a best friend
who's in a coma
Copy !req
1271. and he might not wake up.
Copy !req
1272. So you're gonna have
to answer for that.
Copy !req
1273. You're still going down, pal.
Copy !req
1274. You under...
Copy !req
1275. Okay, Trevor, what did you tell him?
Copy !req
1276. - I didn't tell him anything.
- Nothing?
Copy !req
1277. No.
Copy !req
1278. You should have pressed
the panic button.
Copy !req
1279. Well, I panicked, but then I handled it.
Copy !req
1280. Ah...
Copy !req
1281. okay-
Copy !req
1282. It's just like old times, huh?
Copy !req
1283. Oh, yeah. With zip ties.
It's a ball.
Copy !req
1284. It wasn't my idea.
Copy !req
1285. Okay. So you took Killian's card.
Copy !req
1286. I took his money.
Copy !req
1287. And here you are 13 years later,
in a dungeon.
Copy !req
1288. - No.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1289. No, you're in a dungeon.
I'm free to go.
Copy !req
1290. Yeah?
Copy !req
1291. A lot has happened, Tony.
Copy !req
1292. But I'm close.
Copy !req
1293. EXTREMIS is practically stabilised.
Copy !req
1294. I'm telling you it isn't.
I'm on the street.
Copy !req
1295. People are going bang.
They're painting the walls.
Copy !req
1296. Maya, you're kidding yourself.
Copy !req
1297. Then help me fix it.
Copy !req
1298. Did I do that?
Copy !req
1299. Yes.
Copy !req
1300. I remember the night, not the morning.
Copy !req
1301. Is this what
you've been chasing around?
Copy !req
1302. - You don't remember?
- I can't help you.
Copy !req
1303. You used to have a moral psychology.
Copy !req
1304. You used to have ideals.
Copy !req
1305. You wanted to help people.
Copy !req
1306. Now look at you.
Copy !req
1307. I get to wake up every morning
with someone who
Copy !req
1308. still has their soul.
Copy !req
1309. Get me out of here.
Copy !req
1310. Come on.
Copy !req
1311. You know what my old man
used to say to me?
Copy !req
1312. One of his favourite of many sayings...
Copy !req
1313. "The early bird gets the worm, but
the second mouse gets the cheese."
Copy !req
1314. You're not still pissed off
about the Switzerland thing, are you?
Copy !req
1315. How can I be pissed at you, Tony?
Copy !req
1316. I'm here to thank you.
Copy !req
1317. You gave me the greatest gift
that anybody's ever given me.
Copy !req
1318. Desperation.
Copy !req
1319. If you think back to Switzerland,
Copy !req
1320. you said you'd meet me
on the rooftop, right?
Copy !req
1321. Well, for the first 20 minutes,
Copy !req
1322. I actually thought you'd show up.
Copy !req
1323. And the next hour...
Copy !req
1324. I considered taking that
one-step shortcut to the lobby.
Copy !req
1325. If you know what I mean.
Copy !req
1326. Honestly, I'm still trying to figure out
what happened to the first mouse.
Copy !req
1327. But as I looked out over that city,
Copy !req
1328. nobody knew I was there,
nobody could see me,
Copy !req
1329. no one was even looking.
Copy !req
1330. I had a thought that would
guide me for years to come.
Copy !req
1331. Anonymity, Tony.
Copy !req
1332. Thanks to you,
it's been my mantra ever since.
Copy !req
1333. Right?
Copy !req
1334. You simply rule
from behind the scenes.
Copy !req
1335. Because the second
you give evil a face,
Copy !req
1336. a bin Laden, a Gaddafi, a Mandarin,
Copy !req
1337. you hand the people a target.
Copy !req
1338. You're something else.
Copy !req
1339. You have met him, I assume?
Copy !req
1340. Yes. Sir Laurence Oblivier.
Copy !req
1341. I know he's a little
over the top sometimes.
Copy !req
1342. It's not entirely my fault.
He has a tenden...
Copy !req
1343. He's a stage actor.
Copy !req
1344. They say his Lear was
the toast of Croydon, wherever that is.
Copy !req
1345. Anyway, the point is,
Copy !req
1346. ever since that big dude
with the hammer fell out of the sky,
Copy !req
1347. subtlety has kind of had its day.
Copy !req
1348. What's next for you in your world?
Copy !req
1349. Well, I wanted to repay you
the selfsame gift
Copy !req
1350. that you so graciously imparted to me.
Copy !req
1351. Desperation.
Copy !req
1352. Now, this is live.
Copy !req
1353. I'm not sure if you can tell,
but at this moment
Copy !req
1354. the body is trying to decide
whether to accept EXTREMIS
Copy !req
1355. or just give up.
Copy !req
1356. And if it gives up,
Copy !req
1357. I have to say,
the detonation is quite spectacular.
Copy !req
1358. But until that point,
it's really just a lot of pain.
Copy !req
1359. We haven't even talked salary yet.
Copy !req
1360. What kind of perk package
are you thinking of?
Copy !req
1361. Let him go.
Copy !req
1362. Hold on, hold on.
Copy !req
1363. Maya...
Copy !req
1364. I said, let him go.
Copy !req
1365. What are you doing?
Copy !req
1366. 1200 CCs.
A dose half of this size, I'm dead.
Copy !req
1367. It's times like this my temper
is tested somewhat.
Copy !req
1368. Maya, give me the injector.
Copy !req
1369. If I die, Killian,
Copy !req
1370. what happens to your soldiers?
What happens to your product?
Copy !req
1371. We're not doing this, okay?
Copy !req
1372. What happens to you?
What happens if you go too hot?
Copy !req
1373. The good news is,
Copy !req
1374. a high-level position
has just been vacated.
Copy !req
1375. You are a maniac.
Copy !req
1376. No, I'm a visionary.
Copy !req
1377. But I do own a maniac.
Copy !req
1378. And he takes the stage tonight.
Copy !req
1379. Once we get the Patriot installed,
Copy !req
1380. it will take me
nine or 10 minutes for the takedown.
Copy !req
1381. Well, that's great,
but the last time I looked
Copy !req
1382. there was somebody
inside of it.
Copy !req
1383. Afternoon, gentlemen.
Copy !req
1384. Hello, Colonel.
Copy !req
1385. Step aside.
Copy !req
1386. Oh!
Copy !req
1387. We'll get you out of there.
Copy !req
1388. Don't worry.
Copy !req
1389. You'll damage the armour.
Copy !req
1390. Yes, I will.
Copy !req
1391. But you can fix it, right?
Copy !req
1392. I'm gonna take the Chinook
to base camp.
Copy !req
1393. And I want Potts with me.
Copy !req
1394. She's still in Phase Two.
Copy !req
1395. You're not going deaf, are you?
Copy !req
1396. Careful, there.
It's a limited edition.
Copy !req
1397. Hey, uh, Ponytail Express.
Copy !req
1398. What's the mileage count
between Tennessee and Miami?
Copy !req
1399. 832 miles.
Copy !req
1400. Very nice.
Copy !req
1401. I'm good like that.
Copy !req
1402. Can you, uh, stop that?
Copy !req
1403. Break it, you bought it.
Copy !req
1404. I think I bought it.
Copy !req
1405. Okay, that wasn't mine to give away.
That belongs to my friend's sister.
Copy !req
1406. And that's why
I'm gonna kill you first.
Copy !req
1407. - What are you gonna do to me?
- You'll see.
Copy !req
1408. You're zip-tied to a bed.
Copy !req
1409. This.
Copy !req
1410. That.
Copy !req
1411. Are you coming out?
Copy !req
1412. Do not open. Do not open.
Don't open. Don't open.
Copy !req
1413. All right. Let's go.
Copy !req
1414. You... You breathe fire? Okay.
Copy !req
1415. It's a glorious day, Savin.
Copy !req
1416. This time tomorrow,
Copy !req
1417. I'll have the West's
most powerful leader in one hand,
Copy !req
1418. and the world's
most feared terrorist in the other.
Copy !req
1419. I'll own the war on terror.
Copy !req
1420. Create supply and demand.
Copy !req
1421. For you, for your brothers and sisters.
Copy !req
1422. Trust me,
you're gonna be in a puddle of blood
Copy !req
1423. on the ground in five, four, three...
Copy !req
1424. Come on! Two...
Copy !req
1425. How did we get this shift?
Copy !req
1426. All right,
I'm gonna give you a chance to escape.
Copy !req
1427. Put down your weapons.
Copy !req
1428. Tie yourselves to those chairs.
I'll let you live.
Copy !req
1429. In five, four, bang!
Copy !req
1430. - Ooh!
- Wow. That was...
Copy !req
1431. You should be gone by now.
You should've already been gone.
Copy !req
1432. I am just beyond terrified.
Copy !req
1433. Here it comes.
Copy !req
1434. - Three, four...
- Shut up.
Copy !req
1435. Five, four, three, two, one!
Copy !req
1436. Told you.
Copy !req
1437. Where's the rest?
Copy !req
1438. Honestly,
I hate working here. They are so weird.
Copy !req
1439. Ah! Better late than never.
Copy !req
1440. Not this time.
Not the face.
Copy !req
1441. Phew! It's good to be back.
Hello, by the way.
Copy !req
1442. Oh, hello, sir.
Copy !req
1443. All personnel, Stark is loose
and somewhere in the compound.
Copy !req
1444. Repeat, Stark is loose
and somewhere in the compound.
Copy !req
1445. Ah! Let's go!
Copy !req
1446. Aw, crap.
Copy !req
1447. Tony?
Copy !req
1448. Rhodey, tell me
that was you in the suit.
Copy !req
1449. - No. You got yours'?
- Uh... Mmm.
Copy !req
1450. Kind of.
Main house, as fast as you can.
Copy !req
1451. There's somebody I'd like you to meet.
Copy !req
1452. You, you, you! Move! Get out!
Copy !req
1453. The room is secure.
I have eyes on the Mandarin.
Copy !req
1454. What's this? I had winners.
Copy !req
1455. What have you come as?
Copy !req
1456. You make a move,
and I break your face.
Copy !req
1457. I never thought people had been hurt.
They lied to me.
Copy !req
1458. This is the Mandarin?
Copy !req
1459. Yeah, I know, it's...
It's embarrassing.
Copy !req
1460. Hi, Trevor. Trevor Slattery.
Copy !req
1461. I know I'm shorter in person.
A bit smaller. Everyone says that.
Copy !req
1462. But, um, hey,
if you're here to arrest me,
Copy !req
1463. there's some people I'd like to roll on.
Copy !req
1464. Here's how it works, Meryl Streep.
Copy !req
1465. You tell him where Pepper is
and he'll stop doing it.
Copy !req
1466. Doing what?
Copy !req
1467. on! I get it! Ow! That hurt.
I get it! I get it!
Copy !req
1468. I don't know about any Pepper,
but I know about the plan.
Copy !req
1469. Spill.
Copy !req
1470. Do you know
what they did to my suit?
Copy !req
1471. What? No.
Copy !req
1472. But I do know it's happening
off the coast.
Copy !req
1473. Something to do with a big boat.
Copy !req
1474. I can take you there.
Copy !req
1475. Ole', ole', ole', ole'...
Copy !req
1476. Tony, I swear to God,
I'm gonna blow his face off.
Copy !req
1477. Oh, and this next bit may include
the vice president as well.
Copy !req
1478. Is that...
Is that important?
Copy !req
1479. - Somewhat.
- Yeah, a little bit.
Copy !req
1480. So?
Copy !req
1481. What are we gonna do?
Copy !req
1482. I mean, we don't have any transport.
Copy !req
1483. Right.
Copy !req
1484. Hey, Ringo.
Copy !req
1485. Didn't you say something
about a "lovely speedboat"?
Copy !req
1486. If he's right about the location,
we're 20 minutes from where Pepper is.
Copy !req
1487. But we also have to figure out this
Copy !req
1488. - vice president thing, right?
- Right.
Copy !req
1489. I wonder who I'm calling right now.
Copy !req
1490. Oh! That's the vice president.
Copy !req
1491. Thanks.
Copy !req
1492. Hello?
Copy !req
1493. Sir, this is Tony Stark.
Copy !req
1494. Welcome back to the land of the living.
Copy !req
1495. We believe you're about to be drawn
into the Mandarin campaign.
Copy !req
1496. We gotta get you somewhere safe
as soon as possible.
Copy !req
1497. Mr Stark, I'm about
to eat honey-roast ham,
Copy !req
1498. surrounded by the Agency's finest.
Copy !req
1499. The president's safe on Air Force One
with Colonel Rhodes.
Copy !req
1500. I think we're good, here.
Copy !req
1501. Sir, this is Colonel Rhodes.
Copy !req
1502. They're using the Iron Patriot
as a Trojan horse.
Copy !req
1503. They're gonna take out
the president somehow.
Copy !req
1504. We have to immediately
alert that plane.
Copy !req
1505. Okay, I'm on it.
I'll have security lock it down.
Copy !req
1506. If need be, they can have
F-22s in the air in 30 seconds.
Copy !req
1507. - Thank you, Colonel.
- Rhodes and Stark out.
Copy !req
1508. Everything okay, sir?
Copy !req
1509. Couldn't be better.
Copy !req
1510. I love you, babe.
Copy !req
1511. Colonel Rhodes.
Copy !req
1512. Glad to see you could make it, son.
I feel safer already.
Copy !req
1513. We gotta make a decision.
Copy !req
1514. We can either save the president,
or Pepper. We can't do both.
Copy !req
1515. Sir,
I have an update from Malibu.
Copy !req
1516. The cranes have finally arrived,
Copy !req
1517. and the cellar doors
are being cleared as we speak.
Copy !req
1518. And what about
the suit I'm wearing?
Copy !req
1519. The armour is now at 92%.
Copy !req
1520. That's going to have to do.
Copy !req
1521. Oh! Here he comes.
Here he comes. Get a quick picture.
Copy !req
1522. Sure.
Copy !req
1523. Oh!
Copy !req
1524. Everything all right, Colonel?
Copy !req
1525. It is an honour, Mr President.
Copy !req
1526. If you're gonna do it, do it!
Copy !req
1527. Whoa! Cool your boots, sir.
Copy !req
1528. That's not how the Mandarin works.
Copy !req
1529. Sir, Air Force One
has been compromised.
Copy !req
1530. Internal shots, temperature spikes.
Copy !req
1531. Get me eyes on it now.
Copy !req
1532. Image coming through now, sir.
Copy !req
1533. Was that Rhodes?
Copy !req
1534. Is anyone there?
Copy !req
1535. Let us out!
Copy !req
1536. The President.
Copy !req
1537. Now.
Copy !req
1538. He's not here.
Copy !req
1539. Try the jet stream?
Copy !req
1540. Speaking of which, go fish.
Copy !req
1541. Walk away from that, you son of a bitch.
Copy !req
1542. How many in the air?
Copy !req
1543. Thirteen, sir.
Copy !req
1544. - How many can I carry?
- Four, sir.
Copy !req
1545. Slow down. Slow down, relax.
What's your name? Heather?
Copy !req
1546. Oh, God! No! No!
Copy !req
1547. Listen to me.
See that guy?
Copy !req
1548. I'm gonna swing by,
you're just gonna grab him.
Copy !req
1549. - You got it?
- What? Oh!
Copy !req
1550. I'll electrify your arm,
you won't be able to open your hand.
Copy !req
1551. We can do this, Heather.
Copy !req
1552. Easy, see? Eleven more to go.
Copy !req
1553. Remember that game
called Barrel of Monkeys?
Copy !req
1554. That's what we're going to do.
Copy !req
1555. 18,000 feet.
Copy !req
1556. Come on, people.
Everybody, grab your monkey.
Copy !req
1557. Nice.
Copy !req
1558. 10,000 feet.
Copy !req
1559. 6,000 feet.
Copy !req
1560. Come on, people.
Copy !req
1561. Come on, come on, come on!
Copy !req
1562. Yeah!
Copy !req
1563. 1, 000 feet.
Copy !req
1564. 400 feet.
Copy !req
1565. 200 feet, sir.
Copy !req
1566. He's a chunky monkey,
let's get him.
Copy !req
1567. Hello.
Copy !req
1568. We made it!
Copy !req
1569. Nice work, guys!
Copy !req
1570. Excellent.
Good team effort all around. Go us.
Copy !req
1571. All right, Jarvis.
Copy !req
1572. But it's only half-done.
We've still got to get Pepper...
Copy !req
1573. That came out of nowhere.
Copy !req
1574. Wow.
Copy !req
1575. Give me some good news, man.
Copy !req
1576. I think they all made it.
Copy !req
1577. Oh, thank God.
Copy !req
1578. Yeah, but I missed the president.
Copy !req
1579. You couldn't save the president
with the suit,
Copy !req
1580. how are we gonna save Pepper
with nothing?
Copy !req
1581. Uh... Say, Jarvis,
is it that time?
Copy !req
1582. The House Party Protocol, sir?
Copy !req
1583. Correct.
Copy !req
1584. Hi.
Copy !req
1585. You think he's gonna help you?
Copy !req
1586. He won't.
Copy !req
1587. Having you here is not
just to motivate Tony Stark. It's, um...
Copy !req
1588. Well, it's actually
more embarrassing than that.
Copy !req
1589. You're here as my, um...
Copy !req
1590. trophy-
Copy !req
1591. Mmm.
Copy !req
1592. Good evening, sir.
Copy !req
1593. Welcome aboard, Mr President.
Copy !req
1594. Ever hear
of an elephant graveyard?
Copy !req
1595. Well, two years ago,
the elephant in the room was this scow.
Copy !req
1596. This is the Roxxon Norco.
Copy !req
1597. And, of course, you'll remember
Copy !req
1598. that when she spilled a million gallons
of crude off Pensacola,
Copy !req
1599. thanks to you,
not one fat cat saw a day in court.
Copy !req
1600. What do you want from me?
Copy !req
1601. Uh, nothing, sir.
Copy !req
1602. I just needed a reason to kill you
that would play well on TV.
Copy !req
1603. You see, I've moved on.
Copy !req
1604. I found myself
a new political patron,
Copy !req
1605. and this time tomorrow,
he'll have your job.
Copy !req
1606. String him up.
Copy !req
1607. Hey!
Copy !req
1608. Come on.
Copy !req
1609. You're not gonna freak out on me,
right?
Copy !req
1610. I hope not.
Copy !req
1611. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1612. He's strung up over the oil
tanker. They're gonna light him up, man.
Copy !req
1613. Viking funeral.
Public execution.
Copy !req
1614. Yeah, death by oil.
Copy !req
1615. Broadcast will commence shortly.
Copy !req
1616. Take final positions.
Copy !req
1617. Okay. That's good.
Copy !req
1618. Now give me cameras A through E
and we'll do a full tech rehearsal.
Copy !req
1619. ls your gun UP?
Copy !req
1620. Yep. What do I do?
Copy !req
1621. Stay on my six, cover high
and don't shoot me in the back.
Copy !req
1622. Six, high, back. All right.
Copy !req
1623. You see that? Nailed it.
Copy !req
1624. Yeah, you really killed the glass.
Copy !req
1625. You think I was aiming for the bulb?
Copy !req
1626. You can't hit a bulb at this distance.
Copy !req
1627. All personnel, we have hostiles
Copy !req
1628. - on east unit 12.
- Over there!
Copy !req
1629. - I repeat, hostiles on east unit 12.
- I'm out. Give me...
Copy !req
1630. - You got extra magazines?
- They're not universal, Tony.
Copy !req
1631. I know what I'm doing, I make this stuff.
Give me another one.
Copy !req
1632. - One of yours.
- I don't have one that fits that gun.
Copy !req
1633. You've got, like, five of them.
Copy !req
1634. Here's what I'm going to do.
Copy !req
1635. Save my spot, ready?
Copy !req
1636. - What'd you see?
- Too fast. Nothing.
Copy !req
1637. Here we go.
Copy !req
1638. Three guys, one girl, all armed.
Copy !req
1639. God, I would kill
for some armour right now.
Copy !req
1640. - You're right. We need backup.
- Yeah, a bunch.
Copy !req
1641. You know what?
Copy !req
1642. Is that...
Copy !req
1643. Yep.
Copy !req
1644. - Are those...
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1645. Merry Christmas, buddy.
Copy !req
1646. Jarvis, target
EXTREMIS heat signatures.
Copy !req
1647. Disable with extreme prejudice.
Copy !req
1648. Yes, sir.
Copy !req
1649. What are you waiting for?
It's Christmas.
Copy !req
1650. Take them to church.
Copy !req
1651. Gentlemen.
Copy !req
1652. Incoming!
Copy !req
1653. Jarvis, get Igor to steady this thing.
Copy !req
1654. This is how you've been managing
your down time, huh?
Copy !req
1655. Everybody needs a hobby.
Copy !req
1656. Heartbreaker, help Red Snapper out,
will you?
Copy !req
1657. Nice timing.
Copy !req
1658. Oh, yeah. That's awesome.
Give me a suit, okay?
Copy !req
1659. Oh, I'm sorry,
they're only coded to me.
Copy !req
1660. What does that mean?
I got you covered.
Copy !req
1661. Good evening, Colonel.
Can I give you a lift?
Copy !req
1662. Very funny.
Copy !req
1663. Sir, I've located Ms Potts.
Copy !req
1664. About time.
Copy !req
1665. Stop!
Put it down. Put it down. Put it down.
Copy !req
1666. See what happens when you hang out
with my ex-girlfriends?
Copy !req
1667. You're such a jerk.
Copy !req
1668. Yep. We'll talk about it over dinner.
Copy !req
1669. Come on. A little more, baby.
Copy !req
1670. Oh!
Copy !req
1671. Is this guy bothering you?
Copy !req
1672. Don't get up.
Copy !req
1673. Ooh.
Copy !req
1674. Is it hot in there?
Copy !req
1675. Stuck? Do you feel a little stuck?
Copy !req
1676. Like a little turtle,
cooking in his little turtle suit.
Copy !req
1677. Oh, Tony.
Copy !req
1678. She's watching.
Copy !req
1679. I think you should close your eyes.
Copy !req
1680. Close your eyes.
Copy !req
1681. Close your eyes.
You don't want to see this.
Copy !req
1682. Yeah, you take a minute.
Copy !req
1683. Jarvis, give me a suit right now!
Copy !req
1684. Oh, come on!
Copy !req
1685. Mr President!
Just hold on, all right? I'm coming.
Copy !req
1686. Just hold on. Hold on.
Copy !req
1687. Okay.
Copy !req
1688. Bye-bye.
Copy !req
1689. Brace yourself.
Copy !req
1690. You look damn good, Mr President,
Copy !req
1691. but I'm gonna need that suit back.
Copy !req
1692. The President
is secure, Tony
Copy !req
1693. - I'm clearing the area.
- Nice work.
Copy !req
1694. - Ready, sir?
- What do you mean "ready"?
Copy !req
1695. Pep, I got you.
Relax, I got you.
Copy !req
1696. Just look at me!
Copy !req
1697. Honey, I can't reach any
further and you can't stay there.
Copy !req
1698. All right?
You've got to let go.
Copy !req
1699. You've got to let go!
I'll catch you, I promise.
Copy !req
1700. No!
Copy !req
1701. A shame. I would've caught her.
Copy !req
1702. Eject.
Copy !req
1703. Well, here we are on the roof.
Copy !req
1704. Mark 42, inbound.
Copy !req
1705. I'll be damned.
The prodigal son returns.
Copy !req
1706. Whatever.
Copy !req
1707. You really didn't deserve her, Tony.
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1708. It's a pity.
I was so close to having her perfect.
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1709. Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait!
Slow down! Slow down!
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1710. You're right. I don't deserve her.
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1711. Here's where you're wrong.
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1712. She was already perfect.
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1713. Jarvis,
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1714. do me a favour and blow Mark 42.
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1715. No...
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1716. No more false faces.
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1717. You said you wanted the Mandarin.
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1718. You're looking right at him.
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1719. It was always me, Tony.
Right from the start.
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1720. I am the Mandarin!
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1721. I got nothing.
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1722. Jarvis, subject at my 12 o'clock
is not a target, disengage!
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1723. What?
Oh, what, are you mad at me?
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1724. Whoo!
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1725. Honey?
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1726. Oh, my God.
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1727. That was really violent.
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1728. You just scared the devil out of me.
I thought you were...
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1729. I was dead.
Why? Because I fell 200 feet?
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1730. Who's the hot mess now?
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1731. It's still debatable.
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1732. Probably tipping your way a little bit.
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1733. Why don't you dress
like this at home? Hmm?
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1734. Sport bra. The whole deal.
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1735. You know, I think I understand
why you don't want to give up the suits.
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1736. What am I going to complain
about now?
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1737. Well, it's me.
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1738. You'll think of something.
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1739. - No, don't touch me.
- Don't worry about it.
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1740. - No, I'm gonna burn you.
- No, you're not.
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1741. Not hot.
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1742. Am I gonna be okay?
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1743. No.
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1744. You're in a relationship with me.
Everything will never be okay.
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1745. But I think I can figure this out, yeah.
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1746. I almost had this 20 years ago
when I was drunk.
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1747. I think I can get you better.
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1748. That's what I do. I fix stuff.
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1749. And all your distractions?
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1750. Uh... I'm going to shave them down
a little bit.
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1751. Jarvis. Hey.
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1752. All wrapped up here, sir.
Will there be anything else?
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1753. You know what to do.
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1754. The Clean Slate Protocol, sir?
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1755. Screw it, it's Christmas.
Yes, yes.
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1756. Okay, so far?
Do you like it?
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1757. It'll do.
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1758. And so,
as Christmas morning began,
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1759. my journey had reached its end.
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1760. You start with something pure,
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1761. something exciting.
Then, come the mistakes.
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1762. The compromises.
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1763. We create our own demons.
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1764. Oh!
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1765. Great to see you! Oh, bloody hell!
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1766. As promised, I got Pepper
sorted out. It took some tinkering.
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1767. But then I thought to myself,
"Why stop there?"
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1768. Of course, there are people who
say progress is dangerous,
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1769. but I'll bet none of those idiots ever
had to live with a chestful of shrapnel.
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1770. And now, neither will I.
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1771. Let me tell you...
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1772. that was the best sleep
I'd had in years.
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1773. It's okay. It's okay.
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1774. It's okay.
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1775. No, look.
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1776. So, if I were to wrap this up,
tie it with a bow, or whatever...
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1777. I guess I'd say my armour,
it was never a distraction,
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1778. or a hobby.
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1779. It was a cocoon.
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1780. And now,
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1781. I'm a changed man.
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1782. You can take away my house,
all my tricks and toys.
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1783. One thing you can't take away...
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1784. I am Iron Man.
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1785. You know, and thank you
by the way. For listening.
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1786. Plus, something about just getting it off
my chest,
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1787. and putting it out there in the
atmosphere, instead of holding this in...
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1788. I mean, this is what gets people sick,
you know.
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1789. Wow, I had no idea
you were such a good listener.
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1790. To be able to share
all my intimate thoughts
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1791. and my experiences with someone,
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1792. it just cuts the weight of it in half.
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1793. You know, it's like a snake
swallowing its own tail.
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1794. Everything comes full circle.
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1795. And the fact that you've been able to
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1796. help me process...
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1797. - Are you with me?
- Sorry... I was, yeah.
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1798. We were at, uh...
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1799. Are you actively napping?
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1800. I was... I... I drifted.
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1801. Where did I lose you?
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1802. Elevator in Switzerland.
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1803. So, you heard none of it.
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1804. I'm sorry. I'm not that kind of doctor.
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1805. I'm not a therapist.
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1806. - It's not my training.
- So?
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1807. - I don't have the...
- What? The time?
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1808. Temperament.
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1809. You know what?
Now that I think about it...
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1810. Oh! God, my original wound.
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1811. - 1983, all right?
- Yes.
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1812. I'm 14 years old, I still have a nanny.
That was weird.
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