1. Been a while since I was up here
in front of you.
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and just stick to the cards.
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involved in the events that occurred
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honestly expect us to believe that
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in a suit that conveniently appeared,
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that you sorely despise bodyguards?
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8. Yes.
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9. And this mysterious bodyguard
was somehow equipped
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Stark high-tech powered battle...
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story, and another thing entirely
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or insinuate that I'm a superhero.
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14. I mean, let's face it,
I'm not the heroic type.
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largely public.
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19. Ivan...
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20. Ivan...
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21. That should be you.
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22. Don't listen to that crap.
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23. I'm sorry.
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24. All I can give you is my knowledge.
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25. 270 at 30 knots.
Holding steady at 15,000 feet.
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26. You are clear for exfiltration
over the drop zone.
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27. Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony!
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28. It's good to be back.
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29. - You missed me?
- Blow something up!
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30. I missed you, too.
Blow something up? I already did that.
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31. I'm not saying that the world is enjoying
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32. its longest period of uninterrupted peace
in years because of me.
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33. I'm not saying
that from the ashes of captivity,
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34. never has a greater phoenix metaphor
been personified in human history.
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35. I'm not saying that Uncle Sam
can kick back on a lawn chair,
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37. because I haven't come across anyone
who's man enough
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38. to go toe-to-toe with me on my best day.
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39. I love you, Tony!
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40. Please, it's not about me.
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41. It's not about you.
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42. It's not even about us. It's about legacy.
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43. It's about what we choose
to leave behind for future generations.
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44. And that's why for the next year
and for the first time since 1974,
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45. the best and brightest men and women
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the world over
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share their collective vision,
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49. It's not about us.
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50. Therefore, what I'm saying,
if I'm saying anything,
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51. is welcome back to the Stark Expo.
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52. And now,
making a special guest appearance
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to tell you what it's all about,
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54. please welcome my father, Howard.
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55. Everything is achievable
through technology.
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56. Better living, robust health,
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57. and for the first time in human history,
the possibility of world peace.
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58. So, from all of us here
at Stark Industries,
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59. I would like to personally introduce you
to the City of the Future.
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60. Technology holds infinite possibilities
for mankind,
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61. and will one day rid society of all its ills.
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62. Soon, technology will affect the way
you live your life every day.
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63. No more tedious work,
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64. leaving more time for leisure activities
and enjoying the sweet life.
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65. The Stark Expo. Welcome.
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66. We are coming to you live
from the kickoff of the Stark Expo,
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has just walked offstage.
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if you can't make it down here tonight
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all year long.
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70. And I'm gonna be here
checking out all the attractions
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71. and the pavilions and the inventions
from all around the world.
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72. - Make sure you join me...
- All right, it's a zoo out there, watch out.
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73. - Open up, let's go.
- Hey! Nice to see you.
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74. - All right. Thank you. I remember you.
- Tony, Tony...
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75. Hey, hey...
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76. - Call me.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on, come on.
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77. Hello. It would be a pleasure.
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78. - Okay.
- See you, buddy.
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79. This is Larry.
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80. Hey, the oracle of Oracle.
What a pleasure.
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81. - Nice to see you.
- Call me. Call me.
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82. - Larry King.
- Larry!
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84. Come on, Tony. There we go.
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85. - Very mellow.
- That wasn't so bad.
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86. No, it was perfect.
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87. Look what we got here, the new model.
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88. - Hey, does she come with the car?
- I certainly hope so.
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89. - Hi.
- Hi.
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90. - And you are?
- Marshal.
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91. - Irish. I like it.
- Pleased to meet you, Tony.
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92. I'm on the wheel. Do you mind?
Where you from?
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93. - Bedford.
- What are you doing here?
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94. - Looking for you.
- Yeah? You found me.
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95. - What are you up to later?
- Serving subpoenas.
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96. He doesn't like to be handed things.
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97. - Yeah, I have a peeve.
- I got it.
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98. You are hereby ordered
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99. to appear before
the Senate Armed Services Committee
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100. tomorrow morning at 9:00 a.m.
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101. - Can I see a badge?
- You wanna see the badge?
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102. He likes the badge.
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103. - You still like it?
- Yep.
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104. - How far are we from D. C?
- D. C? 250 miles.
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105. Mr Stark, could we pick up now
where we left off? Mr Stark. Please.
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106. - Yes, dear?
- Can I have your attention?
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107. Absolutely.
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108. Do you or do you not possess
a specialised weapon?
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109. - I do not. I do not.
- You do not?
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110. Well, it depends
on how you define the word "weapon".
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111. - The Iron Man weapon.
- My device does not fit that description.
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112. Well... How would you describe it?
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113. I would describe it by defining it
as what it is, Senator.
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114. - As?
- It's a high-tech prosthesis.
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115. That is... That is...
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116. That's actually the most apt description
I can make of it.
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117. It's a weapon. It's a weapon, Mr Stark.
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118. Please, if your priority was actually
the well-being of the American citizen...
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119. My priority is to get the Iron Man
weapon turned over to the people
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120. - of the United States of America.
- Well, you can forget it.
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121. I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one.
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122. To turn over the Iron Man suit
would be to turn over myself,
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123. which is tantamount
to indentured servitude or prostitution,
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124. depending on what state you're in.
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125. - You can't have it.
- Look, I'm no expert...
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126. In prostitution? Of course not.
You're a senator. Come on.
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127. I'm no expert in weapons.
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128. We have somebody here
who is an expert on weapons.
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129. I'd now like to call Justin Hammer,
our current primary weapons contractor.
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130. Let the record reflect that I observed
Mr Hammer entering the chamber,
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132. if and when any actual expert
will also be in attendance.
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133. Absolutely. I'm no expert.
I defer to you, Anthony.
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134. You're the wonder boy.
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135. Senator, if I may.
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136. I may well not be an expert,
but you know who was the expert?
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137. Your dad. Howard Stark.
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138. Really a father to us all,
and to the military-industrial age.
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139. Let's just be clear.
He was no flower child. He was a lion.
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140. We all know why we're here.
In the last six months,
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141. Anthony Stark has created a sword
with untold possibilities.
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142. And yet he insists it's a shield.
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143. He asks us to trust him
as we cower behind it.
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144. I wish I were comforted, Anthony,
I really do.
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145. I'd love to leave my door unlocked
when I leave the house,
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147. You know, we live in a world
of grave threats,
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148. threats that Mr Stark
will not always be able to foresee.
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149. Thank you.
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150. God bless Iron Man. God bless America.
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151. That is well said, Mr Hammer.
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152. The committee would now like to invite
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to the chamber.
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154. Rhodey? What?
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155. Hey, buddy.
I didn't expect to see you here.
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156. Look, it's me, I'm here.
Deal with it. Let's move on.
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157. I just...
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158. - Drop it.
- All right, I'll drop it.
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159. I have before me a complete report
on the Iron Man weapon,
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And, Colonel, for the record,
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161. can you please read page 57,
paragraph four?
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162. You're requesting
that I read specific selections
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163. - from my report, Senator?
- Yes, sir.
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that I was going to be testifying
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and detailed manner.
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166. I understand.
A lot of things have changed today.
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167. - So if you could just read...
- You do understand
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168. that reading a single paragraph
out of context does not reflect
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169. - the summary of my final...
- Just read it, Colonel. I do. Thank you.
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170. Very well.
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171. "As he does not operate within
any definable branch of government,
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172. Iron Man presents a potential threat
to the security of both the nation
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174. I did, however, go on to summarise
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175. that the benefits of Iron Man
far outweigh the liabilities.
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176. - And that it would be in our interest...
- That's enough, Colonel.
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177. to fold Mr Stark...
- That's enough.
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178. into the existing
chain of command, Senator.
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179. I'm not a joiner, but I'll consider
Secretary of Defense, if you ask nice.
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180. We can amend the hours a little bit.
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181. I'd like to go on and show, if I may,
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that's connected to your report.
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183. I believe it is somewhat premature
to reveal these images
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184. - to the general public at this time.
- With all due respect,
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185. Colonel, I understand.
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186. And if you could just narrate those
for us, we'd be very grateful.
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187. Let's have the images.
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188. Intelligence suggests
that the devices seen in these photos
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189. are, in fact, attempts
at making manned copies
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190. of Mr Stark's suit.
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191. This has been corroborated by our allies
and local intelligence on the ground,
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192. indicating that these suits are quite
possibly, at this moment, operational.
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193. Hold on one second, buddy.
Let me see something here.
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194. Boy, I'm good.
I commandeered your screens.
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195. I need them.
Time for a little transparency.
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196. - Now, let's see what's really going on.
- What is he doing?
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197. If you will direct your attention
to said screens...
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199. Can you turn that off? Take it off.
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200. Iran.
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201. No grave immediate threat here.
Is that Justin Hammer?
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202. How did Hammer get in the game?
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203. Justin, you're on TV. Focus up.
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204. Okay, give me a left twist.
Left's good. Turn to the right.
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205. Oh, shit. Oh, shit!
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207. Yeah, I'd say most countries,
five, 10 years away.
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208. Hammer Industries, 20.
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209. I'd like to point out
that that test pilot survived.
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210. I think we're done,
is the point that he's making.
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211. - I don't think there's any reason...
- The point is, you're welcome, I guess.
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212. - For what?
- Because I'm your nuclear deterrent.
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213. It's working.
We're safe. America is secure.
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214. You want my property?
You can't have it.
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215. But I did you a big favour.
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216. I've successfully privatized world peace.
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217. What more do you want? For now!
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218. I tried to play ball with these ass-clowns.
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220. We're adjourned.
We're adjourned for today.
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221. - Okay.
- You've been a delight.
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222. My bond is with the people.
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223. And I will serve this great nation
at the pleasure of myself.
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224. If there's one thing I've proven
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225. it's that you can count on me
to pleasure myself.
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226. Wake up. Daddy's home.
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227. Welcome home, sir.
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228. Congratulations on
the opening ceremonies.
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229. They were such a success,
as was your Senate hearing.
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230. And may I say how refreshing it is
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231. to finally see you in a video
with your clothing on, sir.
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232. You!
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233. I swear to God I'll dismantle you.
I'll soak your motherboard.
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234. I'll turn you into a wine rack.
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235. How many ounces a day
of this gobbledegook
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237. We are up to 80 ounces a day
to counteract the symptoms, sir.
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238. Check palladium levels.
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239. Blood toxicity, 24%.
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240. It appears that the continued use
of the Iron Man suit
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241. is accelerating your condition.
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242. Another core has been depleted.
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243. God, they're running out quick.
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on every known element,
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245. and none can serve
as a viable replacement
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246. for the palladium core.
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247. You are running out of both time
and options.
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248. Unfortunately, the device
that's keeping you alive
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249. is also killing you.
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250. Miss Potts is approaching.
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251. - I recommend that you inform her...
- Mute.
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252. Is this a joke?
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253. - What are you thinking?
- What?
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254. - What are you thinking?
- Hey, I'm thinking I'm busy.
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255. And you're angry about something.
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256. Do you have the sniffles?
I don't wanna get sick.
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257. - Did you just donate...
- Keep your business.
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258. our entire modern art collection
to the...
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259. - Boy Scouts of America.
Boy Scouts of America?
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260. Yes. It is a worthwhile organisation.
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261. I didn't physically check the crates
but, basically, yes.
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262. And it's not "our" collection,
it's my collection. No offence.
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263. No, you know what?
I think I'm actually entitled
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264. to say "our" collection
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265. considering the time that I put in,
over 10 years,
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266. - curating that.
- It was a tax write-off. I needed that.
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267. You know,
there's only about 8,011 things
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269. Dummy. Hey, stop spacing out.
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270. The Bridgeport's
already machining that part.
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271. The Expo is a gigantic waste of time.
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272. I need you to wear a surgical mask
until you're feeling better.
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273. - Is that okay?
- That's rude.
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274. There's nothing more important to me
than the Expo.
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275. It's my primary point of concern.
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276. - I don't know why you're...
- The Expo is your ego gone crazy.
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277. Wow. Look at that.
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278. That's modern art. That's going up.
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279. - You've got to be kidding.
- I'm gonna put this up right now.
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280. - This is vital.
- Stark is in complete disarray.
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281. - You understand that?
- No. Our stocks have never been higher.
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282. - Yes, from a managerial standpoint.
- You are... Well, if it's messy,
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283. - then let's double back.
- Let me give you an example.
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284. - Let's move on to another subject.
- No, no, no, no.
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285. You are not taking down
the Barnett Newman
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286. - and hanging that up!
- I'm not taking it down.
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287. I'm just replacing it with this.
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288. - Let's see what I can get going here.
- Okay, fine.
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289. My point is,
we have already awarded contracts
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290. - to the wind farm people.
- Yeah. Don't say "wind farm".
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291. - I'm already feeling gassy.
- And to the plastic plantation tree,
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292. which was your idea, by the way.
Those people are on payroll...
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293. - Everything was my idea.
and you won't make a decision.
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294. I don't care
about the liberal agenda any more.
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295. It's boring. Boring.
I'm giving you a boring alert.
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296. - You do it.
- I do what?
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297. Excellent idea. I just figured this out.
You run the company.
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298. - Yeah, I'm trying to run the company.
- Pepper, I need you to run the company.
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299. - Well, stop trying to do it and do it.
- You will not
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300. - give me the information...
- I'm not asking you to try...
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- I'm asking you
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303. - I am trying to do it.
- Pepper, you're not listening to me!
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304. - No, you are not listening to me.
- I'm trying to make you CEO.
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305. Why won't you let me?
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306. - Have you been drinking?
- Chlorophyll.
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307. I hereby irrevocably appoint you
chairman and CEO of Stark Industries,
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309. Yeah, done deal. Okay?
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a fair amount of thought,
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Doing a bit of headhunting, so to speak,
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312. trying to figure out
who a worthy successor would be.
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315. I thought there'd be a legal issue,
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of appointing my successor.
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317. My successor being you.
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318. Congratulations?
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319. - Take it, just take it.
- I don't know what to think.
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320. Don't think. Drink.
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321. There you go.
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322. The notary's here! Can you please
come sign the transfer paperwork?
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323. I'm on happy time.
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324. - Sorry.
- What the hell was that?
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325. It's called mixed martial arts.
It's been around for three weeks.
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326. It's called dirty boxing.
There's nothing new about it.
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327. All right, put them up. Come on.
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328. I promise you this is the only time
I will ask you to sign over your company.
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329. I need you to initial each box.
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330. Lesson one. Never take your eye off...
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331. That's it. I'm done.
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332. - What's your name, lady?
- Rushman. Natalie Rushman.
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333. Front and centre. Come into the church.
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334. - No. You're seriously not gonna ask...
- If it pleases the court, which it does.
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335. - It's no problem.
- I'm sorry. He's very eccentric.
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336. What?
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337. - Can you give her a lesson?
- No problem.
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338. - Pepper.
- What?
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339. - Who is she?
- She is from legal.
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340. And she is potentially a very expensive
sexual harassment lawsuit
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341. - if you keep ogling her like that.
- I need a new assistant, boss.
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342. Yes, and I've got
three excellent potential candidates.
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343. They're lined up and ready to meet you.
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344. I don't have time to meet.
I need someone now. I feel like it's her.
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345. No, it's not.
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346. - You ever boxed before?
- I have, yes.
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347. What, like, the Tae Bo? Booty Boot
Camp? Crunch? Something like that?
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348. - How do I spell your name, Natalie?
- R-U-S-H-M-A-N.
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349. - What, are you gonna google her now?
- I thought I was ogling her.
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350. - Wow. Very, very impressive individual.
- You're so predictable, you know that?
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351. She's fluent in French, Italian,
Russian, Latin.
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352. - Who speaks Latin?
- No one speaks Latin.
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353. - No one speaks Latin?
- It's a dead language.
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354. You can read Latin
or you can write Latin,
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355. - but you can't speak Latin...
- Did you model in Tokyo?
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356. - 'Cause she modeled in Tokyo.
- Well...
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357. I need her.
She's got everything that I need.
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358. Rule number one,
never take your eye off your opponent.
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360. - Happy!
- That's what I'm talking about.
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361. - I just slipped.
- You did?
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362. - Yeah.
- Looks like a TKO to me.
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364. You have a quiet reserve.
I don't know, you have an old soul.
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365. - I meant your fingerprint.
- Right.
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366. - So, how are we doing?
- Great. Just wrapping up. Hey.
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367. - You're the boss.
- Will that be all, Mr Stark?
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368. - No.
- Yes, that will be all, Ms Rushman.
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370. - I want one.
- No.
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371. You know, it's Europe.
Whatever happens the next 20 minutes,
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372. - just go with it.
- Go with it? Go with what?
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373. - Mr Stark?
- Hey.
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375. It was excellent.
Boy, it's nice to see you.
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from the ACM, if you don't mind. Okay?
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377. - When did this happen?
- What? You made me do it.
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378. - I made you do what?
- You quit. Smile. Look right there.
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380. - Don't flare your nostrils.
- You are so predictable.
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381. - That's the amazing thing.
- Right this way.
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382. - You look fantastic.
- Why, thank you very much.
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What's on the docket?
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384. You have a 9:30 dinner.
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385. - Perfect. I'll be there at 11:00.
- Absolutely.
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386. - Is this us?
- It can be.
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387. - Great. Make it us.
- Okay.
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388. - Mr Musk. How are you?
- Hi, Pepper.
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389. - Congratulations on the promotion.
- Thank you very much.
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390. Elon, how's it going?
Those Merlin engines are fantastic.
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391. Thank you. Yeah, I've got an idea
for an electric jet.
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392. - You do?
- Yeah.
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393. Then we'll make it work.
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394. - You want a massage?
- Oh, God. No,
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395. - I don't want a massage.
- I'll have Natalie make an...
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396. - I don't want Natalie to do...
- Don't want you tense.
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397. By the way, I didn't mean
to spring this on you.
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398. Thank you very much.
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399. - Green is not your best colour.
- Oh, please.
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400. Anthony! Is that you?
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401. - My least favourite person on Earth.
- Hey, pal.
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402. - Justin Hammer.
- How you doing?
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403. You're not the only rich guy here
with a fancy car.
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404. You know Christine Everhart
from Vanity Fair.
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405. - You guys know each other?
- Hi.
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406. - Yes.
- Yes.
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407. - Yes, roughly.
- We do.
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408. BTW, big story.
The new CEO of Stark Industries.
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409. - I know. I know.
- Congratulations.
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410. My editor will kill me if I don't grab
a quote for our Powerful Women issue.
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411. - Can I?
- Sure.
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412. She's actually doing a big spread on me
for Vanity Fair.
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413. I thought I'd throw her a bone, you know.
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414. - Right.
- Right?
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415. Well, she did quite a spread
on Tony last year.
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416. And she wrote a story as well.
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417. - It was very impressive.
- That was good.
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418. - Very well done.
- Thank you.
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419. - I'm gonna go wash.
- Don't leave me.
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420. - Hey, buddy. How you doing?
- I'm all right.
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421. - Looking gorgeous.
- Please, this is tough.
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422. - Can I ask you... Is this the first time...
- Fromage.
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423. - Say, "Brie."
that you guys have seen each other?
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424. God, that's so awful.
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425. Listen, is it the first time you've seen
each other since the Senate?
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426. Since he got his contract revoked...
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427. - Actually, it's on hold.
when you were attempting to...
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428. That's not what I heard.
What's the difference between "hold"
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429. - and "cancelled"? The truth?
- Yes, what is?
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430. No. The truth is...
Why don't we put that away?
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431. The truth is, I'm actually hoping
to present something at your Expo.
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432. Well, if you invent something
that works,
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433. I'll make sure I get you a slot.
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434. - Mr Stark, your corner table is ready.
- Yes?
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435. I actually have a slot this year. Yes, I do.
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436. - Hammer needs a slot, Christine.
- We kid, yeah.
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437. We kid. We're kidders.
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438. Got any other bad ideas?
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439. Tony!
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440. Tony and I... Tony... I love Tony Stark.
Tony loves me. We're not competitors.
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441. Him being out of the picture
created tremendous opportunities
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442. for Hammer Industries, you know?
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443. - Everything that Tony and I do...
- Well, what's the use of having...
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444. is a healthy...
and owning a race car...
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445. competition.
if you don't drive it?
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446. Is he driving?
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447. Natalie. Natalie!
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448. - Yes, Miss Potts?
- Did you know about this?
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449. This is the first that I have known of it.
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450. This... This cannot happen.
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451. Absolutely. I understand.
How can I help you?
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452. - Where's Happy?
- He's waiting outside.
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453. - Okay, get him. I need Happy.
- Right away.
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454. Tony's... You know, he...
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455. We're not competitive.
You know what I mean?
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456. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know,
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457. - can you excuse me just one second?
- Just read me what you wrote.
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458. - I will. I will, after.
- Just read it back to me.
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459. But I have to make one quick phone call.
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460. - Where are you going?
- This is great.
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461. - I've got some caviar coming.
- This is great stuff.
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462. - I'll be right back.
- Look!
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463. That's Stark.
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464. Go, go!
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465. Hang on.
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466. - Give me the case.
- Here. Take it.
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467. - Where's the key?
- It's in my pocket.
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468. Car!
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469. Oh, my God!
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470. - Are you okay?
- Yeah.
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471. - Were you heading for me or him?
- I was trying to scare him.
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472. - 'Cause I can't tell!
- Are you out of your mind?
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473. - Better security.
- Get in the car right now!
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474. I was attacked! We need better security.
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475. - Get in the car!
- You're CEO. Better security measures.
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476. God, it's embarrassing.
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477. First vacation in two years.
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478. Oh, my God!
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479. - I got him!
- Hit him again. Hit him again.
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480. Football.
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481. - I got him!
- Take the case! Take it!
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482. - Take the case!
- Give him the case!
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483. Stop banging the car!
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484. Calm down.
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485. God! God!
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486. Give me the case! Please! Come on!
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487. You... You lose.
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488. You lose. You lose, Stark.
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489. We ran his prints.
We got nothing back, not even a name.
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490. Where are we going?
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491. Over there.
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492. We're not even sure he speaks English.
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493. He hasn't said a word since he got here.
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494. Five Minutes.
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495. Pretty decent tech.
Cycles per second were a little low.
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496. You could have doubled up
your rotations.
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497. You focused the repulsor energy
through ionized plasma channels.
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498. It's effective. Not very efficient.
Copy !req
499. But it's a passable knock-off.
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500. I don't get it. A little fine tuning,
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501. you could have made a solid paycheck.
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502. You could have sold it
to North Korea, China, Iran,
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503. or gone right to the black market.
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504. You look like you got friends
in low places.
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505. You come from a family
of thieves and butchers.
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506. And now, like all guilty men,
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507. you try to rewrite your own history.
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508. And you forget all the lives
the Stark family has destroyed.
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509. Speaking of thieves,
where did you get this design?
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510. My father. Anton Vanko.
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511. Well, I never heard of him.
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512. My father is the reason you're alive.
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513. The reason I'm alive
is 'cause you had a shot, you took it,
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514. you missed.
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515. Did I?
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516. If you can make God bleed,
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517. the people will cease to believe in him.
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518. And there will be blood in the water.
And the sharks will come.
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519. The truth,
all I have to do is sit here and watch
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520. as the world will consume you.
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521. Where will you be watching
the world consume me from?
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522. That's right. A prison cell.
I'll send you a bar of soap.
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523. Hey, Tony. Before you go,
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524. palladium in the chest,
painful way to die.
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525. It's just unbelievable. It proves
that the genie is out of the bottle
Copy !req
526. and this man has no idea
what he's doing.
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527. He thinks of the Iron Man weapon
as a toy.
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528. I was at a hearing
where Mr Stark, in fact, was adamant
Copy !req
529. that these suits
can't exist anywhere else,
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530. don't exist anywhere else,
never will exist anywhere else,
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531. at least for five to 10 years,
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532. and here we are in Monaco realising,
"These suits exist now."
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533. Mute.
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534. He should be giving me a medal.
That's the truth.
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535. - What is that?
- This is your in-flight meal.
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536. Did you just make that?
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537. Yeah. Where do you think I've been
for three hours?
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538. Tony,
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539. what are you not telling me?
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540. I don't want to go home. At all.
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541. Let's cancel my birthday party and...
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542. We're in Europe.
Let's go to Venice, Cipriani.
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543. - Remember?
- Oh, yes.
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544. It's a great place to
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545. - be healthy.
- I don't think this is the right time.
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546. We're in kind of a mess.
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547. Yeah, but maybe that's why
it's the best time.
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548. - 'Cause then we...
- Well, I think as the CEO,
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549. I need to show up.
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550. As CEO, you are entitled to a leave.
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551. - A leave?
- A company retreat.
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552. - A retreat? During a time like this?
- Just a ride.
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553. Well, I'm just saying, to recharge
our batteries and figure it all out.
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554. Not everybody runs on batteries, Tony.
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555. "Enjoy the potatoes."
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556. Hey, there he is.
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557. There he is.
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558. What an absolute pleasure. Welcome.
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559. Oh, goodness gracious.
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560. Can we get the handcuffs
off my friend here?
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561. Forgive me, I'm sorry.
I'm such a huge fan of yours.
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562. I didn't want to make
a first impression like this.
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563. He's not an animal. Come on.
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564. He's a human being. Thank you.
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565. We're fine.
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566. My name is Justin Hammer.
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567. I'd like to do some business with you.
Please sit.
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568. Dig in. What do we have today, Jack?
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569. - We have some salmon carpaccio.
- Salmon carpaccio.
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570. Anything you want here, we got it.
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571. I like my dessert first.
I had this flown in from San Francisco.
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572. It's Italian, though.
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573. Organic ice cream.
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574. I got a sweet tooth.
Apparently you do, too, for Tony Stark.
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575. What I saw you do to Tony Stark
on that track,
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576. how you stepped up to him
in front of God and everybody,
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577. that was... Wow!
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578. You spoke to me with what you did.
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579. And I know that you knew
that I'd be listening.
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580. This is why I couldn't bear
to have you shipped off
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581. to God knows where. It would have been
such a waste of talent.
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582. But if I might make a suggestion,
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583. you know,
you don't just go and try and kill the guy.
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584. I think, if I may, you go after his legacy.
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585. That's what you kill.
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586. You and me,
we are a lot alike in a lot of ways.
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587. The only difference between you and I
is that I have resources.
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588. I think, if I may,
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589. you need my resources.
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590. Someone behind you, a benefactor.
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591. I'd like to be that guy.
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592. Okay. Do you speak English?
Because I can get a translator.
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593. I don't know. Have you been
understanding everything I'm saying?
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594. Very good, man.
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595. - Very good, man.
- Very good, man.
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596. Hey!
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597. - Hey.
- Yes?
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598. I want my bird.
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599. - A bird? You want a bird?
- I want my bird.
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600. I can get you a bird.
I can get you 10 birds.
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601. I want my bird.
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602. Well, okay.
Nothing's impossible. I could...
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603. Are we talking about...
Is this a bird back in Russia?
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604. Yes, but the fundamentals
of the company are still very, very strong
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605. - despite the events in Monaco.
- Yes, of course.
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606. - The AP wants a quote.
- Don't tell him. Fax them...
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607. Where is he?
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608. - He doesn't want to be disturbed.
- He's downstairs.
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609. what happened in Monaco?
- Yes, but...
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610. But his continuing erratic behaviour
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611. may lead many people
to ask themselves,
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612. "Can this man still protect us?"
Copy !req
613. Iron Man never stopped protecting us.
The events in Monaco proved that.
Copy !req
614. Query complete, sir.
Anton Vanko was a Soviet physicist
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615. who defected to the United States
in 1963.
Copy !req
616. However, he was accused of espionage
and was deported in 1967.
Copy !req
617. His son, Ivan, who is also a physicist,
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618. was convicted of selling Soviet-era
weapons-grade plutonium to Pakistan,
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619. and served 15 years in Kopeisk prison.
Copy !req
620. No further records exist.
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621. Tony, you gotta get upstairs
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622. and get on top
of this situation right now.
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623. Listen. I've been on the phone
with the National Guard all day,
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624. trying to talk them out
of rolling tanks up the PCH,
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625. knocking down your front door
and taking these.
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626. They're gonna take your suits,
Tony, okay?
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627. They're sick of the games.
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628. You said nobody else would possess
this technology for 20 years.
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629. Well, guess what?
Somebody else had it yesterday.
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630. It's not theoretical any more.
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631. Are you listening to me?
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632. - Are you okay?
- Let's go.
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633. Hey, man. Hey, hey!
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634. - You all right?
- Yeah, I should get to my desk.
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635. - See that cigar box?
- Yeah.
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636. It's palladium.
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637. Is that supposed to be smoking?
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638. If you must know, it's neutron damage.
It's from the reactor wall.
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639. You had this in your body?
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640. And how about the high-tech
crossword puzzle on your neck?
Copy !req
641. Road rash.
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642. Thank you.
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643. - What are you looking at?
- I'm looking at you.
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644. You wanna do
this whole lone gunslinger act
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645. and it's unnecessary.
You don't have to do this alone.
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646. You know, I wish I could believe that.
I really do.
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647. But you've gotta trust me.
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648. Contrary to popular belief,
I know exactly what I'm doing.
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649. This is where we do it.
This is my humble abode.
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650. You can work in absolute peace.
Must be fun to be dead, right?
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651. No pressure.
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652. Here they are. I'm very excited.
They're combat-ready.
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653. I may have done a few miscalculations
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654. and rushed the prototype
into production.
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655. Sue me, I'm enthusiastic.
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656. Go ahead, take a look around.
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657. You don't wanna do that.
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658. You'll be able to access that
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659. as soon as we generate
some encrypted pass codes.
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660. Can we generate
some encrypted pass codes?
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661. Get some of those
encrypted pass codes, Jack.
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662. Never mind, I...
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663. Wow. Okay. Good stuff.
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664. - Sorry?
- Software shit.
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665. Well...
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666. You're good.
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667. You really blasted in
past the firewall there.
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668. Let me show you where
you're gonna be working primarily.
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669. Go ahead, take a look.
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670. Get a good look at that.
That's something, isn't it?
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671. You know,
those are really just for show and tell.
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672. They're $125.7 million a pop, so...
Wait! Oh, gosh.
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673. Jesus Christ. Get somebody up here.
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674. That's where the pilot goes.
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675. I'm having a tough time
finding volunteers.
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676. I'll take care of that, just leave it.
Copy !req
677. What you want them do?
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678. Well, long term, I want them to put me
in the Pentagon for the next 25 years.
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679. I want to make Iron Man
look like an antique.
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680. I wanna go to that Stark Expo,
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681. I wanna take a dump
in Tony's front yard.
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682. You know what I'm talking about?
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683. - I can do that. No problem.
- Yeah?
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684. Hey, fabulous! I love it.
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685. Hey, this is our guy. Didn't I tell you?
I had a feeling.
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686. Do you know which watch
you'd like to wear tonight, Mr Stark?
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687. I'll give them a look.
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688. I should cancel the party.
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689. - Probably.
- Yeah.
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690. - 'Cause it's...
- Ill-timed.
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691. Right, sends the wrong message.
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692. Inappropriate.
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693. Is that dirty enough for you?
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694. Gold face, brown band.
The Jaeger. I'll give that a look.
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695. Bring them over here.
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696. I'll take that. Why don't you...
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697. I gotta say it.
It's hard to get a read on you.
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698. - Where are you from?
- Legal.
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699. Can I ask you a question,
hypothetically?
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700. Bit odd.
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701. If this was your last birthday party
you were ever gonna have,
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702. how would you celebrate it?
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703. I'd do whatever I wanted to do
with whoever I wanted to do it with.
Copy !req
704. - Good evening.
- Good evening.
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705. Yes, sir, I understand.
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706. No. No, sir, that will not be necessary.
I'll handle it.
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707. Sir, I personally guarantee
that within 24 hours,
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708. Iron Man will be back on watch.
Copy !req
709. Hey, Pepper.
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710. I'm going to go get some air.
Copy !req
711. What's wrong?
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712. - I don't know what to do.
- You gotta be kidding me.
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713. - That's it. I'm making... Pepper.
- No, no, no. Don't call anyone.
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714. This is ridiculous.
I just stuck my neck out for this guy.
Copy !req
715. I know. I know. I get it.
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716. I'm gonna handle it, okay?
Just let me handle it.
Copy !req
717. Handle it. Or I'm gonna have to.
Copy !req
718. You know, the question
I get asked most often is,
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719. "Tony, how do you go to the bathroom
in the suit?"
Copy !req
720. Just like that.
Copy !req
721. Does this guy know
how to throw a party or what?
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722. I love you.
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723. Unbelievable! Thank you so much.
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724. Tony, we all thank you so much
for such a wonderful night.
Copy !req
725. And we're gonna say good night now,
and thank you all for coming.
Copy !req
726. No, no, no, we can't... Wait, wait, wait.
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727. We didn't have the cake.
We didn't blow out the candles.
Copy !req
728. You're out of control, okay?
Trust me on this one, okay?
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729. - You're out of control, gorgeous.
- It's time to go to bed. It's time.
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730. - Give me another smooch.
- You're not going to be
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731. - happy about this.
- Come on, you know you want to.
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732. You just peed the suit.
Copy !req
733. - I know. It has a filtration system.
- It's not sexy.
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734. You could drink that water.
Copy !req
735. Just send everybody home, okay?
It's time to...
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736. - If you say so.
- Okay.
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737. I'll take this, you take that.
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738. Pepper Potts.
Copy !req
739. She's right. The party's over.
Copy !req
740. Then again, the party was over for me,
like, an hour and a half ago.
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741. The after-party starts in 15 minutes.
Copy !req
742. And if anybody, Pepper,
doesn't like it, there's the door.
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743. Yeah!
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744. Hit!
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745. Pull!
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746. Pull!
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747. I think she wants the Gallagher!
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748. I'm only gonna say this once.
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749. Get out.
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750. You don't deserve to wear one of these.
Shut it down!
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751. Goldstein.
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752. Yes, Mr Stark?
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753. Give me a phat beat
to beat my buddy's ass to.
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754. I told you to shut it down.
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755. Now, put that thing back where
you found it before someone gets hurt.
Copy !req
756. Really?
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757. Sorry, pal,
but Iron Man doesn't have a sidekick.
Copy !req
758. Sidekick this!
Copy !req
759. Had enough?
Copy !req
760. - Natalie!
- Miss Potts.
Copy !req
761. Don't you "Miss Potts" me! I'm on to you.
Copy !req
762. You know what?
Ever since you came here...
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763. Pepper!
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764. Get out of here. Get out of here.
Copy !req
765. You want it? Take it!
Copy !req
766. Put your hand down.
Copy !req
767. You think you got what it takes
to wear that suit?
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768. We don't have to do this, Tony.
Copy !req
769. You wanna be the War Machine,
take your shot.
Copy !req
770. - Put it down!
- You gonna take a shot?
Copy !req
771. - Put it down!
- No!
Copy !req
772. - Drop it, Tony!
- Take it.
Copy !req
773. Edwards Tower, this is Lieutenant
Colonel James Rhodes,
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774. inbound from three miles east
at 5,000 feet...
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775. Colonel.
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776. Major.
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777. Wow.
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778. Yeah.
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779. Let's take it inside.
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780. Clear the area.
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781. Sir!
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782. I'm gonna have to ask you
to exit the doughnut.
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783. I told you I don't wanna join
your super-secret boy band.
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784. No, no, no. See, I remember,
you do everything yourself.
Copy !req
785. - How's that working out for you?
- It's... It's... It's...
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786. I'm sorry.
I don't wanna get off on the wrong foot.
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787. Do I look at the patch or the eye?
Copy !req
788. Honestly, I'm a bit hung over.
Copy !req
789. I'm not sure if you're real
or if I'm having...
Copy !req
790. I am very real.
Copy !req
791. I'm the realest person
you're ever gonna meet.
Copy !req
792. - Just my luck. Where's the staff here?
- That's not looking so good.
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793. I've been worse.
Copy !req
794. We've secured the perimeter,
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795. but I don't think we should
hold it for too much longer.
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796. - You're fired.
- That's not up to you.
Copy !req
797. Tony, I want you to meet
Agent Romanoff.
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798. - Hi.
- I'm a S.H.I.E.L.D. Shadow.
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799. Once we knew you were ill,
I was tasked to you by Director Fury.
Copy !req
800. I suggest you apologise.
Copy !req
801. You've been very busy.
Copy !req
802. You made your girl your CEO,
you're giving away all your stuff.
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803. You let your friend
fly away with your suit.
Copy !req
804. Now, if I didn't know better...
Copy !req
805. You don't know better.
I didn't give it to him. He took it.
Copy !req
806. Whoa, whoa, whoa. He took it?
Copy !req
807. You're Iron Man and he just took it?
Copy !req
808. The little brother walked in there,
kicked your ass and took your suit?
Copy !req
809. Is that possible?
Copy !req
810. Well, according to Mr Stark's
database security guidelines,
Copy !req
811. there are redundancies
to prevent unauthorised usage.
Copy !req
812. - What do you want from me?
- What do we want from you?
Copy !req
813. What do you want from me?
Copy !req
814. You have become a problem,
a problem I have to deal with.
Copy !req
815. Contrary to your belief,
you are not the centre of my universe.
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816. I have bigger problems than you
in the southwest region to deal with.
Copy !req
817. Hit him.
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818. Oh, God, are you gonna
steal my kidney and sell it?
Copy !req
819. Could you please not do anything awful
for five seconds?
Copy !req
820. - What did she just do to me?
- What did we just do for you?
Copy !req
821. That's lithium dioxide.
It's gonna take the edge off.
Copy !req
822. We're trying to get you back to work.
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823. Give me a couple of boxes of that.
I'll be right as rain.
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824. It's not a cure,
it just abates the symptoms.
Copy !req
825. Doesn't look like it's gonna be
an easy fix.
Copy !req
826. Trust me, I know. I'm good at this stuff.
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827. I've been looking for a suitable
replacement for palladium.
Copy !req
828. I've tried every combination, every
permutation of every known element.
Copy !req
829. Well, I'm here to tell you,
you haven't tried them all.
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830. Hey, hey, hey. Special delivery.
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831. Candygram.
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832. I brought you something.
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833. Oh, yeah.
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834. We got you the bird, pal.
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835. This is not my bird.
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836. What do you mean?
That's the bird. This is the bird.
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837. Yeah. Pulled a lot of strings
to get this bird.
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838. This is a great bird.
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839. - It's a beautiful bird.
- We got this all the way from Russia.
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840. Hey, man, this not my bird.
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841. Well, listen, even if it's not the bird,
I mean, this is a gorgeous bird.
Copy !req
842. I mean, you know, look,
don't get so attached to things.
Copy !req
843. Learn to let go.
Copy !req
844. Wait a minute. Jack, what is that?
Copy !req
845. Is that... That's not a helmet.
What is that?
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846. Ivan... What's this? Jack.
Copy !req
847. Is that a helmet?
It doesn't look like a helmet to me.
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848. How... How are you supposed
to get a head in there?
Copy !req
849. - Jack, could you put your head in there?
- No.
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850. Try to put your head in there.
Go ahead. Try to put your head in there.
Copy !req
851. See, Ivan?
He can't put his head in there.
Copy !req
852. That's... That's not a helmet. It's a head.
I need to put a guy in there.
Copy !req
853. I need to fit a person in that suit.
You understand?
Copy !req
854. - Drone better.
- What? Drone better?
Copy !req
855. Why is drone better?
Why is drone better?
Copy !req
856. People make problem.
Copy !req
857. Trust me. Drone better.
Copy !req
858. Ivan, you know, I like you.
I got you the bird.
Copy !req
859. You said, "No problem."
Copy !req
860. That's what you said to me.
You said, "No problem."
Copy !req
861. Now I need suits.
The government wants suits.
Copy !req
862. Like Iron Man. You understand?
Copy !req
863. That's what the people want.
That's what's gonna make them happy.
Copy !req
864. Hey, man.
Copy !req
865. Don't get too attached to things.
Copy !req
866. Learn to let go.
Copy !req
867. These drones
better steal the show, Ivan.
Copy !req
868. You understand?
Better rock my world, Ivan.
Copy !req
869. Unbelievable.
Copy !req
870. This ought to get the Senate off my ass.
Copy !req
871. - It's functional?
- Fully mission-capable.
Copy !req
872. Good. Get Hammer down here
to weaponize it.
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873. Sir?
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874. Justin Hammer's making
a weapons presentation at the Expo.
Copy !req
875. We'd like this to introduce it.
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876. Sir, I don't believe that the Expo...
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877. Colonel, the world needs
to see this fast.
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878. - We've got to make this happen.
- Yes, General, but...
Copy !req
879. It's also an order.
Copy !req
880. Yes, sir.
Copy !req
881. Good work, Colonel.
You've made your country proud.
Copy !req
882. Thank you, sir.
Copy !req
883. That thing in your chest
is based on unfinished technology.
Copy !req
884. No, it was finished.
Copy !req
885. It has never been particularly effective
until I miniaturised it and put it in my...
Copy !req
886. No. Howard said the arc reactor
Copy !req
887. was the stepping stone
to something greater.
Copy !req
888. He was about to kick off an energy race
that was gonna dwarf the arms race.
Copy !req
889. He was on to something big,
Copy !req
890. something so big that it was gonna
make the nuclear reactor
Copy !req
891. look like a triple-A battery.
Copy !req
892. Just him,
or was Anton Vanko in on this, too?
Copy !req
893. Anton Vanko
is the other side of that coin.
Copy !req
894. Anton saw it as a way to get rich.
Copy !req
895. When your father found out,
he had him deported.
Copy !req
896. When the Russians found out
he couldn't deliver,
Copy !req
897. they shipped his ass off to Siberia
Copy !req
898. and he spent the next 20 years
in a vodka-fuelled rage.
Copy !req
899. Not quite the environment
you want to raise a kid in,
Copy !req
900. the son you had the misfortune
of crossing paths with in Monaco.
Copy !req
901. You told me I hadn't tried everything.
Copy !req
902. What do you mean I haven't
tried everything? What haven't I tried?
Copy !req
903. He said that you were the only person
with the means and knowledge
Copy !req
904. to finish what he started.
Copy !req
905. He said that?
Copy !req
906. Are you that guy? Are you?
Copy !req
907. 'Cause if you are, then you can solve
the riddle of your heart.
Copy !req
908. I don't know
where you get your information,
Copy !req
909. but he wasn't my biggest fan.
Copy !req
910. What do you remember
about your dad?
Copy !req
911. He was cold, he was calculating.
Copy !req
912. He never told me he loved me.
He never even told me he liked me,
Copy !req
913. so it's a little tough for me to digest
Copy !req
914. when you're telling me he said
the whole future was riding on me
Copy !req
915. and he's passing it down.
I don't get that.
Copy !req
916. You're talking about a guy
whose happiest day
Copy !req
917. was when he shipped me
off to boarding school.
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918. That's not true.
Copy !req
919. Well, then, clearly you knew my dad
better than I did.
Copy !req
920. As a matter of fact, I did. He was one of
the founding members of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Copy !req
921. What?
Copy !req
922. - I got a 2:00.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Copy !req
923. - What's this?
- Okay, you're good, right?
Copy !req
924. - No, I'm not good.
- You got this? Right? Right?
Copy !req
925. Got what? I don't even know
what I'm supposed to get.
Copy !req
926. Natasha will remain a floater at Stark
with her cover intact.
Copy !req
927. - You remember Agent Coulson, right?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
928. And Tony,
Copy !req
929. remember, I got my eye on you.
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930. We've disabled all communications.
No contact with the outside world.
Copy !req
931. Good luck.
Copy !req
932. Please.
Copy !req
933. First thing, I need a little bodywork.
I'll put in a little time at the lab.
Copy !req
934. If we could send one of your goon squad
down to The Coffee Bean,
Copy !req
935. Cross Creek, for a Starbucks run,
or something like that, that'd be nice.
Copy !req
936. I'm not here for that.
Copy !req
937. I've been authorised by Director Fury
Copy !req
938. to use any means necessary
to keep you on premises.
Copy !req
939. If you attempt to leave
or play any games,
Copy !req
940. I will tase you and watch Supernanny
while you drool into the carpet.
Copy !req
941. - Okay?
- I think I got it, yeah.
Copy !req
942. Enjoy your evening's entertainment.
Copy !req
943. Think this is the power source?
Copy !req
944. Major, this is not a scientific exercise.
Let's just focus on arming it, all right?
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945. Yes, sir.
Copy !req
946. Oh, yes!
Copy !req
947. Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Copy !req
948. Is it my birthday?
Copy !req
949. You got it.
What did you do? What did you do?
Copy !req
950. - Is this what I think it is?
- Yes, it is.
Copy !req
951. Hammer, I want to know
what you're gonna do for us.
Copy !req
952. What am I going to do for you?
Copy !req
953. Well, the first thing I'm gonna do for you
is I'm gonna upgrade your software.
Copy !req
954. - And then, second, I think I should...
- That's not what I'm talking about.
Copy !req
955. I'm talking about firepower.
Copy !req
956. Well, you're talking to the right guy.
Copy !req
957. Claridge Hi-Tec,
semi-automatic, 9mm pistol.
Copy !req
958. Too downtown? I agree.
Copy !req
959. M24 shotgun, pump action.
Copy !req
960. Five-round magazine.
Copy !req
961. You know what? You're not a hunter.
Copy !req
962. What am I talking about?
I'm getting rid of it.
Copy !req
963. This is the FN-2000 from Belgium.
Copy !req
964. They do make something
better than waffles.
Copy !req
965. It's beautiful, but I can tell
this isn't disco enough for you,
Copy !req
966. so I'm gonna put it right here.
Copy !req
967. You're looking at
a Milkor 40mm grenade launcher.
Copy !req
968. Tear gas, smoke. Hippie control.
Copy !req
969. You're tough.
Copy !req
970. Let me tell you something.
Size does matter.
Copy !req
971. Don't let anyone tell you different.
Copy !req
972. This is an M1347.62 Minigun.
Copy !req
973. Six individual barrels.
The torso taker, powder maker.
Copy !req
974. Our boys in uniform call it
Uncle Gazpacho,
Copy !req
975. or Puff the Magic Dragon.
Copy !req
976. Okay.
Copy !req
977. These are the Cubans, baby.
This is the Cohibas, the Montecristos.
Copy !req
978. This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle
Copy !req
979. with a secondary
cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine RDX burst.
Copy !req
980. It's capable of busting the bunker
under the bunker you just busted.
Copy !req
981. If it were any smarter,
it would write a book.
Copy !req
982. A book that would make Ulysses
look like it was written in crayon.
Copy !req
983. It would read it to you.
Copy !req
984. This is my Eiffel Tower.
Copy !req
985. This is my Rachmaninoff's Third.
My Pietá.
Copy !req
986. It's completely elegant.
It's bafflingly beautiful.
Copy !req
987. It's capable of reducing the population
of any standing structure to zero.
Copy !req
988. I call it the Ex-Wife.
Copy !req
989. That's the best I got.
Copy !req
990. Are we gonna do this?
Give me something here.
Copy !req
991. - You're like a sphinx. I can't read you.
- I think I'll take it.
Copy !req
992. - Which one?
- All of it.
Copy !req
993. All of it.
Copy !req
994. Everything is achievable
through technology.
Copy !req
995. Better living, robust health
Copy !req
996. and for the first time in human history,
the possibility of world peace.
Copy !req
997. I'm Howard Stark,
Copy !req
998. and everything you'll need for the future
can be found right here.
Copy !req
999. City of the Future?
City of Tomorrow? City of...
Copy !req
1000. I'm Howard Stark,
Copy !req
1001. and everything you'll need in the future
can be found right here.
Copy !req
1002. So, from all of us at Stark Industries,
Copy !req
1003. I would like to personally...
Copy !req
1004. Tony, what are you doing back there?
What is that?
Copy !req
1005. Put that back.
Put it back where you got it from.
Copy !req
1006. Where's your mother? Maria?
Copy !req
1007. Go on. Go, go, go, go.
Copy !req
1008. All right, I think we got...
Copy !req
1009. I'll... I'll... I'll come in and...
Copy !req
1010. Are you waiting on me?
Copy !req
1011. So, from all of us at Stark Industries,
I'd like to personally show you
Copy !req
1012. my ass.
Copy !req
1013. I'd like to... I can't... This is...
Copy !req
1014. I can't... We have this, don't we?
Copy !req
1015. This is a ridiculous way...
Copy !req
1016. Everything
Copy !req
1017. is achievable
Copy !req
1018. through technology.
Copy !req
1019. Tony?
Copy !req
1020. You're too young
to understand this right now,
Copy !req
1021. so I thought
I would put it on film for you.
Copy !req
1022. I built this for you.
Copy !req
1023. And someday you'll realise
that it represents a whole lot more
Copy !req
1024. than just people's inventions.
It represents my life's work.
Copy !req
1025. This is the key to the future.
Copy !req
1026. I'm limited by the technology of my time,
but one day you'll figure this out.
Copy !req
1027. And when you do,
Copy !req
1028. you will change the world.
Copy !req
1029. What is and always will be
my greatest creation
Copy !req
1030. is you.
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1031. - $6. Six.
- I don't have any dough.
Copy !req
1032. - Here.
- No, sir, that's too much.
Copy !req
1033. No, it's fine. Take that.
Copy !req
1034. - It's fine.
- No, señor.
Copy !req
1035. Take it. Take it.
I don't like people handing me things.
Copy !req
1036. If you just drop that there,
that'd be great.
Copy !req
1037. - Are you Iron Man?
- Sometimes.
Copy !req
1038. We believe in you.
Copy !req
1039. It was an illegal seizure
of trademark property.
Copy !req
1040. - Miss Potts?
- Relax.
Copy !req
1041. - Mr Stark...
- Is here.
Copy !req
1042. - He refuses...
- I don't. It's fine.
Copy !req
1043. - I'll just be a second.
- Listen, it's our position
Copy !req
1044. that Stark has and continues to maintain
Copy !req
1045. proprietary ownership
of the Mark II platform.
Copy !req
1046. When Mr Stark announced
he was indeed Iron Man,
Copy !req
1047. - he was making a promise to America.
- No, the suit belongs to us.
Copy !req
1048. We trusted that he would look out for us.
Copy !req
1049. - Yeah, but you're not... Burt...
- He obviously did not.
Copy !req
1050. - And now we learn that his secretary...
- Yes, it does.
Copy !req
1051. a woman named
Virginia "Pepper" Potts,
Copy !req
1052. has been appointed
as CEO of Stark Industries.
Copy !req
1053. What are her qualifications?
Copy !req
1054. - No.
- Ms Potts is doing
Copy !req
1055. nothing to manage this terrible...
Copy !req
1056. - Mute.
- No...
Copy !req
1057. Burt... Burt... Burt, listen to me.
Copy !req
1058. Don't tell me that we have
the best patent lawyers in the country
Copy !req
1059. and then not let me pursue this.
Copy !req
1060. I'll get this stuff out of here.
Copy !req
1061. Well, then, tell the President
to sign an order.
Copy !req
1062. We'll talk about it at the Expo.
Copy !req
1063. Hammer's giving some presentation
tomorrow evening.
Copy !req
1064. - Will Tony Stark be there?
- Will I?
Copy !req
1065. - No, he will not. Bye.
- I would like to be.
Copy !req
1066. - Got a minute?
- No.
Copy !req
1067. Come on, you just got off the phone.
You're fine, 30 seconds.
Copy !req
1068. Twenty-nine. Twenty-eight.
Copy !req
1069. I was just driving over here,
Copy !req
1070. and I thought I was coming
to basically apologise, but I'm not.
Copy !req
1071. - You didn't come here to apologise?
- Look, that goes without saying,
Copy !req
1072. and I'm working on that.
Copy !req
1073. But I haven't been
entirely upfront with you,
Copy !req
1074. and I just want to try to make good.
Copy !req
1075. Can I move this? This is crazy.
Copy !req
1076. It's like a Ferris wheel going.
Copy !req
1077. - I'm trying to get some...
- No.
Copy !req
1078. Do you know how short life is?
Copy !req
1079. And if I never got to express...
Copy !req
1080. And by the way,
this is somewhat revelatory to me.
Copy !req
1081. And I don't care...
I mean, I care. It would be nice.
Copy !req
1082. I'm not expecting you to...
Copy !req
1083. Look, here's what I'm trying to say.
Copy !req
1084. - I'm just gonna say it.
- Let me stop you right here, okay?
Copy !req
1085. Because if you say "I" one more time,
Copy !req
1086. I'm gonna actually hurl something
at your head, I think.
Copy !req
1087. I am trying to run a company.
Copy !req
1088. - Do you have any idea what that entails?
- Yes.
Copy !req
1089. People are relying on you to be Iron Man
and you've disappeared,
Copy !req
1090. and all I'm doing is putting out your fires
and taking the heat for it.
Copy !req
1091. I am trying to do the job
that you were meant to do.
Copy !req
1092. Did you bring me strawberries?
Copy !req
1093. Did you know that there's only
one thing on Earth that I'm allergic to?
Copy !req
1094. Allergic to strawberries.
Copy !req
1095. This is progress, Pepper.
Copy !req
1096. I knew there was a correlation
between you and this.
Copy !req
1097. - I need you...
- I need you, too.
Copy !req
1098. to leave now.
- That's what I'm trying to...
Copy !req
1099. Ms Potts?
Copy !req
1100. - Hi, come on in.
- Wheels up in 25 minutes.
Copy !req
1101. Thank you.
Copy !req
1102. - Anything else, boss?
- I'm good, Hap.
Copy !req
1103. No, I'll be just... another minute.
Copy !req
1104. I lost both the kids in the divorce.
Copy !req
1105. No.
Copy !req
1106. Are you blending in well here, Natalie?
Here at Stark Enterprises?
Copy !req
1107. Your name is Natalie, isn't it?
Copy !req
1108. I thought you two didn't get along.
Copy !req
1109. - No. That's not so.
- It's just me you don't care for.
Copy !req
1110. - No? Nothing?
- Actually, while you're here,
Copy !req
1111. maybe you and Natalie could discuss
the matter of the personal belongings.
Copy !req
1112. Absolutely.
Copy !req
1113. I'm surprised
you can keep your mouth shut.
Copy !req
1114. Boy, you're good.
Copy !req
1115. You are mind-blowingly duplicitous.
How do you do it?
Copy !req
1116. You just tear things...
You're a triple impostor.
Copy !req
1117. I've never seen anything like you.
Is there anything real about you?
Copy !req
1118. Do you even speak Latin?
Copy !req
1119. Which means? Wait. What?
What did you just say?
Copy !req
1120. It means you can either drive yourself
home or I can have you collected.
Copy !req
1121. You're good.
Copy !req
1122. Jarvis, could you kindly Vac-U-Form
a digital wire frame?
Copy !req
1123. I need a manipulatable projection.
Copy !req
1124. 1974 Stark Expo
model scan complete, sir.
Copy !req
1125. How many buildings are there?
Copy !req
1126. Am I to include
the Belgian waffle stands?
Copy !req
1127. That was rhetorical. Just show me.
Copy !req
1128. What does that look like to you, Jarvis?
Not unlike an atom.
Copy !req
1129. In which case the nucleus
would be here.
Copy !req
1130. Highlight the unisphere.
Copy !req
1131. - Lose the footpaths. Get rid of them.
- What is it you're trying to achieve, sir?
Copy !req
1132. I'm discovering... Correction.
Copy !req
1133. I'm rediscovering a new element,
I believe.
Copy !req
1134. Lose the landscaping,
the shrubbery, the trees.
Copy !req
1135. Parking lots, exits, entrances.
Copy !req
1136. Structure the protons and the neutrons
using the pavilions as a framework.
Copy !req
1137. Dad.
Copy !req
1138. Dead for almost 20 years,
and still taking me to school.
Copy !req
1139. The proposed element should serve
as a viable replacement for palladium.
Copy !req
1140. Thanks, Dad.
Copy !req
1141. Unfortunately, it is impossible
to synthesise.
Copy !req
1142. Get ready for a major remodel, fellas.
We're back in hardware mode.
Copy !req
1143. - I heard you broke the perimeter.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1144. That was, like, three years ago.
Where you been?
Copy !req
1145. - I was doing some stuff.
- Yeah, well, me, too, and it worked.
Copy !req
1146. Hey, I'm playing for
the home team, Coulson,
Copy !req
1147. you and all your
Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.
Copy !req
1148. Now, are you gonna let me work
or break my balls?
Copy !req
1149. What's this doing here?
Copy !req
1150. That's it.
Copy !req
1151. - Bring that to me.
- You know what this is?
Copy !req
1152. It's exactly what I need
to make this work.
Copy !req
1153. Lift the coil.
Copy !req
1154. Go, go. Put your knees into it.
Copy !req
1155. There you go. And...
Copy !req
1156. Drop it. Drop it.
Copy !req
1157. Perfectly level.
I'm busy. What do you want?
Copy !req
1158. Nothing. Goodbye. I've been reassigned.
Copy !req
1159. Director Fury wants me in New Mexico.
Copy !req
1160. - Fantastic. Land of Enchantment.
- So I'm told.
Copy !req
1161. - Secret stuff?
- Something like that.
Copy !req
1162. - Good luck.
- Bye.
Copy !req
1163. - Thanks.
- We need you.
Copy !req
1164. - Yeah, more than you know.
- Not that much.
Copy !req
1165. Initialising prismatic accelerator.
Copy !req
1166. Approaching maximum power.
Copy !req
1167. That was easy.
Copy !req
1168. Congratulations, sir.
Copy !req
1169. You have created a new element.
Copy !req
1170. Sir, the reactor has accepted
the modified core.
Copy !req
1171. I will begin running diagnostics.
Copy !req
1172. Hey, Ivan.
Copy !req
1173. I got Senator Stern here.
Copy !req
1174. Thought we'd swing over
and look at some of the drone designs.
Copy !req
1175. The drone is not going to be ready.
Copy !req
1176. Not ready? What do you mean?
Copy !req
1177. I can make presentation,
not demonstration.
Copy !req
1178. What the hell is the difference?
Copy !req
1179. Presentation. No fly. No shoot.
Copy !req
1180. Well, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Copy !req
1181. What can you make them do? I mean,
this is a weapons demonstration.
Copy !req
1182. - I can make salute.
- You can make salute?
Copy !req
1183. What do you mean, "make salute"?
Copy !req
1184. What the hell does that mean, Ivan?
This is not what we agreed to, okay?
Copy !req
1185. You promised me suits
and then you promised me drones.
Copy !req
1186. - Hey, man, everything will be okay.
- This is not what I wanted.
Copy !req
1187. Hey, there he is. It's the bird man.
Copy !req
1188. Now you like the bird. Is that right?
Is that your bird? I'm confused.
Copy !req
1189. You said it wasn't,
but now it looks like you're best of pals.
Copy !req
1190. You love that bird, don't you?
You know what? Take the bird.
Copy !req
1191. Hey!
Copy !req
1192. Take his pillows, too. Both of them.
Copy !req
1193. And his shoes. Take his shoes.
Copy !req
1194. I took your stuff.
Copy !req
1195. How does that make you feel?
Do you feel bad?
Copy !req
1196. Good. 'Cause that's how I feel!
Copy !req
1197. We had a contract.
Copy !req
1198. I saved your life
Copy !req
1199. and you give me suits.
Copy !req
1200. That was our deal.
Copy !req
1201. And you did not deliver.
Copy !req
1202. I don't know if you're a genius or a fraud.
I don't know what you are.
Copy !req
1203. Something really, really great
fell into my lap.
Copy !req
1204. And if it hadn't,
I'd be at your mercy tonight.
Copy !req
1205. Now I have a piece of Stark tech
that I pimped out myself.
Copy !req
1206. And now your overpriced paperweights
Copy !req
1207. are gonna look like a backdrop
to my demonstration.
Copy !req
1208. Do you dig what I'm getting at here?
Copy !req
1209. I don't know if you know this,
but I don't speak Russian!
Copy !req
1210. I'm gonna leave now.
Copy !req
1211. I'm gonna go to the Expo.
Maybe I'll even get laid.
Copy !req
1212. You see these guys?
They're your babysitters.
Copy !req
1213. They are not to be trifled with.
Copy !req
1214. When I get back,
we're gonna renegotiate
Copy !req
1215. the terms of our agreement.
Copy !req
1216. And you're gonna make good
on our arrangement
Copy !req
1217. because if you don't,
Copy !req
1218. you're gonna be exactly what you were
when I found you,
Copy !req
1219. a dead man.
Copy !req
1220. You got that?
Copy !req
1221. Maybe you can watch me on TV.
Copy !req
1222. Dummy, you, can we clean up
this mess? You're killing me.
Copy !req
1223. - You know I don't...
- Incoming call
Copy !req
1224. with a blocked number, sir.
Copy !req
1225. My phone privilege is reinstated. Lovely.
Copy !req
1226. Coulson.
How's the Land of Enchantment?
Copy !req
1227. Hey, Tony, how you doing?
Copy !req
1228. - I double cycle.
- You what?
Copy !req
1229. You told me double cycle's more power.
Good advice.
Copy !req
1230. You sound pretty sprightly
for a dead guy.
Copy !req
1231. You, too.
Copy !req
1232. - Trace him.
- Sir.
Copy !req
1233. Now, the true history of Stark name
will be written.
Copy !req
1234. Jarvis, where is he?
Copy !req
1235. Accessing the Oracle grid.
Eastern Seaboard.
Copy !req
1236. What your father did
to my family over 40 years,
Copy !req
1237. I will do to you in 40 minutes.
Copy !req
1238. Sounds good.
Let's get together and hash it out.
Copy !req
1239. Tri-State area.
Copy !req
1240. Manhattan and outlying boroughs.
Copy !req
1241. I hope you're ready.
Copy !req
1242. Call trace incomplete.
Copy !req
1243. - Sir...
- You want to run some tests, run them.
Copy !req
1244. And assemble the suit while you're at it.
Put it together now.
Copy !req
1245. - We are unclear as to the effects...
- I don't want to hear it, Jarvis.
Copy !req
1246. That tastes like coconut.
Copy !req
1247. And metal.
Copy !req
1248. Oh, wow, yeah!
Copy !req
1249. I'll keep the car down here, all right?
Copy !req
1250. Thank you, Happy.
Copy !req
1251. Justin Hammer. His presentation
will begin shortly in the main pavilion.
Copy !req
1252. Yeah.
Copy !req
1253. That's what I'm talking about.
Thanks for coming.
Copy !req
1254. Ladies and gentlemen, for far too long,
Copy !req
1255. this country has had to place its
brave men and women in harm's way,
Copy !req
1256. but then the Iron Man arrived,
Copy !req
1257. and we thought the days
of losing lives were behind us.
Copy !req
1258. Sadly, that technology
was kept out of reach.
Copy !req
1259. That's not fair. That's not right.
Copy !req
1260. - And it's just too bad.
- Oh, Lord.
Copy !req
1261. Regardless, it was
an impressive innovation,
Copy !req
1262. one that grabbed headlines
the world over.
Copy !req
1263. Well, today, my friends,
Copy !req
1264. the press is faced
with quite a different problem.
Copy !req
1265. They are about to run out of ink.
Copy !req
1266. Get that out of here.
Copy !req
1267. Ladies and gentlemen,
Copy !req
1268. today I present to you
Copy !req
1269. the new face
of the United States military.
Copy !req
1270. The Hammer drone.
Copy !req
1271. Army!
Copy !req
1272. Navy!
Copy !req
1273. Air Force!
Copy !req
1274. Marines!
Copy !req
1275. Yeah!
Copy !req
1276. Yeah!
Copy !req
1277. That's a hell of a lot better
than some cheerleaders, let me tell you.
Copy !req
1278. But as revolutionary
as this technology is,
Copy !req
1279. there will always be a need for man
to be present in the theatre of war.
Copy !req
1280. Ladies and gentlemen,
today I am proud to present to you
Copy !req
1281. the very first prototype
Copy !req
1282. in the Variable Threat Response
Battle Suit
Copy !req
1283. and its pilot, Air Force
Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes.
Copy !req
1284. What?
Copy !req
1285. For America and its allies,
Hammer Industries is reporting for...
Copy !req
1286. We got trouble.
Copy !req
1287. Tony, there are civilians present.
Copy !req
1288. I'm here on orders.
Let's not do this right now.
Copy !req
1289. Give them a wave.
Copy !req
1290. Hey, all right. Yeah.
Copy !req
1291. All these people are in danger.
We gotta get them out of here.
Copy !req
1292. You gotta trust me
for the next five minutes.
Copy !req
1293. Yeah, I tried that. I got tossed
around your house, remember?
Copy !req
1294. Listen, I think he's working with Vanko.
Copy !req
1295. Vanko's alive?
Copy !req
1296. Yeah.
Copy !req
1297. Where is he?
Copy !req
1298. - What?
- Where's Vanko?
Copy !req
1299. - Who?
- Tell me.
Copy !req
1300. What are you doing here, man?
Copy !req
1301. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Copy !req
1302. - Is that you?
- No, I'm not doing that. That's not me.
Copy !req
1303. I can't move. I'm locked up.
I'm locked up!
Copy !req
1304. Get out of here. Go! This whole
system's been compromised.
Copy !req
1305. Let's take it outside.
Copy !req
1306. No. No!
Copy !req
1307. - Jarvis, break in. I need to own him.
- Yes, sir.
Copy !req
1308. Tony, Tony, I'm locked on.
I have target lock.
Copy !req
1309. - On what?
- On you.
Copy !req
1310. Tony, on your six!
Copy !req
1311. - What's going on? What's happening?
- The software's been overridden.
Copy !req
1312. What? What do you mean
it's been overridden?
Copy !req
1313. - What does that mean?
- I think he slaved the drones.
Copy !req
1314. That's impossible.
Copy !req
1315. - Call the guards.
- All the phones are down, sir.
Copy !req
1316. Well, then call their... Call their cells.
Copy !req
1317. Their cell phones
are not working, either, sir.
Copy !req
1318. He's locked us out of the mainframe.
Copy !req
1319. Who's locked you out of the mainframe?
Copy !req
1320. Please, please, go away. Go away.
Copy !req
1321. - I've got this handled.
- Have you now?
Copy !req
1322. Yes, I do.
Copy !req
1323. In fact, if your guy hadn't showed up,
this wouldn't be happening.
Copy !req
1324. So please, now go away. Thank you.
Copy !req
1325. Listen, we got to get
these bitches out of here.
Copy !req
1326. What?
Copy !req
1327. You tell me who's behind this.
Copy !req
1328. - Who's behind this?
- Ivan. Ivan Vanko.
Copy !req
1329. - Where is he?
- He's at my facility.
Copy !req
1330. - I need NYPD, please.
- No, no, no!
Copy !req
1331. - Command Central.
- No, no, honey.
Copy !req
1332. - Don't call the authorities.
- Okay. Right away. Right away.
Copy !req
1333. Step aside. Step aside.
Copy !req
1334. Tell me everything you know. Go.
Copy !req
1335. - How are we doing, Jarvis?
- Remote reboot unsuccessful.
Copy !req
1336. This way.
Copy !req
1337. Nobody's answering the phone.
What's going on?
Copy !req
1338. Get in the car.
Take me to Hammer Industries.
Copy !req
1339. - I'm not taking you anywhere.
- Fine. You want me to drive?
Copy !req
1340. No, I'm driving. Get in the car.
Copy !req
1341. Nice work, kid.
Copy !req
1342. - You got multiples coming in on you.
- Let's get this away from the Expo.
Copy !req
1343. When we arrive,
I need you to watch the perimeter.
Copy !req
1344. I'm gonna enter the facility
and take down the target.
Copy !req
1345. - Watch the road.
- I got it. I got it.
Copy !req
1346. Listen, listen.
Copy !req
1347. A pack just peeled off.
They're headed back to the Expo.
Copy !req
1348. Got it.
Copy !req
1349. I'm closing on you.
Copy !req
1350. Ordnance coming in hot, Tony. Watch it.
Copy !req
1351. - Stay in the car.
- I'm not staying in the car.
Copy !req
1352. I said, stay in the car.
Copy !req
1353. What are you wearing?
Copy !req
1354. Look, I'm not letting you
go in there alone.
Copy !req
1355. You want to help? Keep the car running.
Copy !req
1356. Okay.
Copy !req
1357. Hey, hey, hey. You can't come in here.
Copy !req
1358. Hold on. Hey!
Copy !req
1359. Each set of drones is communicating
Copy !req
1360. - in its own unique language.
- Well, choose one and focus on that.
Copy !req
1361. Have you tried Russian?
Why don't you try Russian?
Copy !req
1362. Attention. We have intrusion on Grid W.
Copy !req
1363. We got it. We're on our way.
Copy !req
1364. I got him!
Copy !req
1365. - Rhodey, you still locked on?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1366. Drop your socks and grab your Crocs.
We're about to get wet on this ride.
Copy !req
1367. Wait, wait, wait!
Copy !req
1368. He's gone.
Copy !req
1369. I'm sorry, buddy.
Had to thin out the herd.
Copy !req
1370. What's your 20?
Copy !req
1371. - What are you doing?
- I'm rebooting Rhodey's suit.
Copy !req
1372. Tony!
Copy !req
1373. Reboot complete.
Copy !req
1374. You got your best friend back.
Copy !req
1375. - Thank you very much, Agent Romanoff.
- Well done with the new chest piece.
Copy !req
1376. I am reading significantly higher output
and your vitals all look promising.
Copy !req
1377. Yes, for the moment, I'm not dying.
Thank you.
Copy !req
1378. What do you mean you're not dying?
Did you just say you're dying?
Copy !req
1379. Is that you? No, I'm not.
Copy !req
1380. - Not any more.
- What's going on?
Copy !req
1381. I was going to tell you.
I didn't want to alarm you.
Copy !req
1382. You were gonna tell me?
You really were dying?
Copy !req
1383. - You didn't let me.
- Why didn't you tell me that?
Copy !req
1384. I was gonna make you an omelette
and tell you.
Copy !req
1385. Hey, hey. Save it for the honeymoon.
You got incoming, Tony.
Copy !req
1386. Looks like the fight's coming to you.
Copy !req
1387. - Great. Pepper?
- Are you okay now?
Copy !req
1388. I am fine. Don't be mad.
Copy !req
1389. - I will formally apologise...
- I am mad!
Copy !req
1390. when I'm not fending off
a Hammeroid attack.
Copy !req
1391. - Fine.
- We could have been in Venice.
Copy !req
1392. Oh, please.
Copy !req
1393. Rhodes?
Copy !req
1394. Snap out of it, buddy. I need you.
Copy !req
1395. They're coming.
Come on, let's roll. Get up.
Copy !req
1396. Oh, man. You can have your suit back.
Copy !req
1397. You okay?
Copy !req
1398. Yeah, thanks.
Copy !req
1399. - Tony, look, I'm sorry, okay?
- Don't be.
Copy !req
1400. No. I should have trusted you more.
Copy !req
1401. I'm the one who put you in this position.
Forget it.
Copy !req
1402. No. It's your fault.
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1403. Thank you. That's all I wanted to hear.
Partner.
Copy !req
1404. They're coming in hot, any second.
What's the play?
Copy !req
1405. Well, we want to take
the high ground, okay?
Copy !req
1406. So let's put the biggest gun
up on that ridge.
Copy !req
1407. Got you.
Copy !req
1408. - Where do you want to be?
- Where are you going?
Copy !req
1409. - What're you talking about?
- I meant me.
Copy !req
1410. You have a big gun.
You are not the big gun.
Copy !req
1411. - Tony, don't be jealous.
- No. It's subtle,
Copy !req
1412. - all the bells and whistles.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1413. - It's called being a badass.
- Fine.
Copy !req
1414. All right.
You go up top. I'll draw them in.
Copy !req
1415. Don't stay down here.
This is the worst place to be.
Copy !req
1416. Okay, you got a spot. Where's mine?
Copy !req
1417. It's the kill box, Tony. Okay?
This is where you go to die.
Copy !req
1418. - See that?
- Yeah, yeah, nice.
Copy !req
1419. Rhodey?
Copy !req
1420. Get down.
Copy !req
1421. Wow. I think
you should lead with that next time.
Copy !req
1422. Yeah. Sorry, boss.
I can only use it once. It's a one-off.
Copy !req
1423. I told you that five minutes ago.
Copy !req
1424. That's your guy here.
Copy !req
1425. - Excuse me?
- You're being placed under arrest.
Copy !req
1426. - Are you kidding me?
- Hands behind your back, sir.
Copy !req
1427. I'm trying to help here.
Copy !req
1428. I get it. I see what you're doing.
You're trying to pin this on me, huh?
Copy !req
1429. That's good. That's good.
Copy !req
1430. You're starting to think like a CEO,
taking out the competition.
Copy !req
1431. I like that. You think you're making
a problem for me?
Copy !req
1432. I'm gonna make a problem for you.
Copy !req
1433. I'm gonna be seeing you again
real soon.
Copy !req
1434. When they get here,
I think you should station them
Copy !req
1435. at the south, east and both west exits.
Copy !req
1436. We shut down the 7 train
in and out of Willets Point already.
Copy !req
1437. Well, have city buses there
to ferry people to operating lines.
Copy !req
1438. Yeah. Are you coming with us?
Copy !req
1439. - No, I'm gonna stay till the park is clear.
- Okay.
Copy !req
1440. Heads up.
You got one more drone incoming.
Copy !req
1441. This one looks different.
Copy !req
1442. The repulsor signature
is significantly higher.
Copy !req
1443. Good to be back.
Copy !req
1444. This ain't gonna be good.
Copy !req
1445. I got something special for this guy.
Copy !req
1446. I'm gonna bust his bunker
with the Ex-Wife.
Copy !req
1447. With the what?
Copy !req
1448. - Hammer tech?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1449. I got this.
Copy !req
1450. Rhodes. I got an idea.
Copy !req
1451. - You want to be a hero?
- What?
Copy !req
1452. I could really use a sidekick.
Put your hand up.
Copy !req
1453. - This is your idea?
- Yep.
Copy !req
1454. I'm ready. I'm ready. Go, go, go!
Copy !req
1455. Take it.
Copy !req
1456. You lose.
Copy !req
1457. All these drones are rigged to blow.
We gotta get out of here, man.
Copy !req
1458. Pepper?
Copy !req
1459. Oh, my God! I can't take this any more.
Copy !req
1460. - You can't?
- I can't take this.
Copy !req
1461. - Look at me.
- My body, literally,
Copy !req
1462. cannot handle the stress.
Copy !req
1463. I never know if you're gonna kill yourself
or wreck the whole company.
Copy !req
1464. I think I did okay.
Copy !req
1465. I quit. I'm resigning.
Copy !req
1466. That's it.
Copy !req
1467. What did you just say? You're done?
Copy !req
1468. That's surprising.
No, it's not surprising. I get it.
Copy !req
1469. - You don't have to make any excuses.
- I'm... I'm... I'm not making any excuses.
Copy !req
1470. You actually were just making excuses.
Copy !req
1471. - But you don't have to.
- No, I wasn't making an excuse.
Copy !req
1472. - I'm actually very justified.
- Listen. Hey, hey.
Copy !req
1473. - You deserve better.
- Well...
Copy !req
1474. You've taken such good care of me.
Copy !req
1475. I've been in a tough spot,
but you got me through it, so...
Copy !req
1476. Right?
Copy !req
1477. - Thank you.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1478. - Thank you for understanding.
- Yeah, yeah. Let's talk clean-up.
Copy !req
1479. - I'll handle the transition. It'll be smooth.
- Okay. What about the press?
Copy !req
1480. Because you only had
the job for a week. That's gonna seem...
Copy !req
1481. - Well, with you it's like dog years.
- I know.
Copy !req
1482. I mean, it's like the Presidency...
Copy !req
1483. Weird.
Copy !req
1484. - No, it's not weird.
- It's okay, right?
Copy !req
1485. - Yeah.
- Run that by me again.
Copy !req
1486. I think it was weird.
Copy !req
1487. You guys look like two seals
fighting over a grape.
Copy !req
1488. - I had just quit, actually.
- Yeah, so we're not...
Copy !req
1489. You don't have to do that.
I heard the whole thing.
Copy !req
1490. - You should get lost.
- I was here first. Get a roof.
Copy !req
1491. - I thought you were out of one-liners.
- That's the last one.
Copy !req
1492. - You kicked ass back there, by the way.
- Thank you. You, too.
Copy !req
1493. Listen, my car got taken out
in the explosion,
Copy !req
1494. so I'm gonna have to hang on
to your suit for a minute, okay?
Copy !req
1495. Not okay. Not okay with that.
Copy !req
1496. It wasn't a question.
Copy !req
1497. How are you gonna resign
if I don't accept?
Copy !req
1498. I don't think I want you looking at that.
Copy !req
1499. I'm not sure it pertains to you any more.
Copy !req
1500. Now this, on the other hand,
is Agent Romanoff's assessment of you.
Copy !req
1501. Read it.
Copy !req
1502. "Personality overview. Mr Stark displays
compulsive behaviour."
Copy !req
1503. In my own defence, that was last week.
Copy !req
1504. "Prone to self-destructive tendencies."
I was dying.
Copy !req
1505. I mean, please. And aren't we all?
Copy !req
1506. "Textbook narcissism"?
Copy !req
1507. Agreed.
Copy !req
1508. Okay, here it is.
Copy !req
1509. "Recruitment assessment
for Avenger Initiative. Iron Man? Yes."
Copy !req
1510. - I gotta think about it.
- Read on.
Copy !req
1511. "Tony Stark not...
Copy !req
1512. "Not recommended"?
Copy !req
1513. That doesn't make any sense.
Copy !req
1514. How can you approve me
but not approve me?
Copy !req
1515. I got a new ticker.
Copy !req
1516. I'm trying to do right by Pepper.
Copy !req
1517. I'm in a stable-ish relationship.
Copy !req
1518. Which leads us to believe
at this juncture
Copy !req
1519. we'd only like to use you
as a consultant.
Copy !req
1520. You can't afford me.
Copy !req
1521. Then again,
I will waive my customary retainer
Copy !req
1522. in exchange for a small favour.
Copy !req
1523. Rhodey and I are being honoured
in Washington and we need a presenter.
Copy !req
1524. I'll see what I can do.
Copy !req
1525. It is my honour to be here today
to present these distinguished awards
Copy !req
1526. to Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes
and Mr Tony Stark,
Copy !req
1527. who is, of course, a national treasure.
Copy !req
1528. Thank you, Lieutenant Colonel,
Copy !req
1529. for such an exceptionally
distinguished performance.
Copy !req
1530. - You deserve this.
- Thank you, sir.
Copy !req
1531. Mr Stark.
Copy !req
1532. Thank you for such an exceptionally
distinguished performance.
Copy !req
1533. You deserve this.
Copy !req
1534. Oh, sorry.
Copy !req
1535. Funny how annoying
a little prick can be, isn't it?
Copy !req
1536. Let's get a photo.
Copy !req
1537. Sir, we've found it.
Copy !req