1. Help!
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2. See you at the P. T.A. Meeting.
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3. - Good morning, Officer Brown.
- Morning.
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4. - Officer Brown! How do you do?
- Morning.
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5. No brakes!
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6. Help, Uncle John!
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7. - Somebody help!
- Save us!
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8. Help!
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9. Where's Officer Brown?
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10. Help!
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11. - Hey, the dog!
- The dog!
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12. Oh, Harvey!
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13. Officer Brown,
you're my hero.
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14. Oh, please, miss.
It was nothing. Oh, geez...
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15. All in a day's work, ma'am.
Any cop woulda done the same.
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16. Brain? Yech.
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17. Having another hero cop dream,
Uncle John?
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18. Every time I close my eyes.
How was school?
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19. Fine.
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20. Don't forget: Tomorrow's the day parents
come and talk about their careers.
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21. Oh. Well, I might have to work.
You want me to ask off?
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22. Oh, no. That's okay.
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23. Parents coming to school...
whose idea was that anyway?
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24. - But if it's important to you, Penny...
- Did the letter come?
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25. Letter? Uh, gee, well...
What letter?
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26. I don't... Oh, yes.
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27. They said two years as a security guard
isn't enough experience to be a cop.
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28. - Uncle John, I'm sorry.
- Me too.
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29. Well, I can still secure and protect.
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30. I just think I could do
so much more good as a cop.
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31. Hey, wait a minute.
Tomorrow's your day off.
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32. Oh, well...
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33. Look, I know that
Nicole's dad is a lawyer,
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34. and Kim's dad is a dentist,
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35. and I just didn't want
to embarrass you with your friends.
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36. If I only had that badge.
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37. Uncle John, it's not the badge,
it's the heart behind it.
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38. I'm very proud of you.
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39. Fingers crossed.
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40. This chip is gonna make
the whole Gadget project work.
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41. Dad, concentrate. Try to move the foot.
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42. All right. Kick the ball.
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43. Nothin'. I'm hungry.
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44. Okay, all right. I'll go get us
some dinner. But then we keep going.
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45. - Yeah.
- Okay. I'll call the guardhouse...
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46. so they don't search
the deliver guy again.
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47. Hello, Antonio's? Yeah, it's Brenda.
No, foot's still not moving.
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48. - Dad, keep thinking about
that foot. Yep, the usual.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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49. - Dad.
- Hmm? What?
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50. Tap your foot again.
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51. - What?
- Huh.
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52. That's weird.
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53. Wh-What were you thinking about?
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54. I was thinking about how much
you remind me of your mother.
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55. Wait a second.
Wait a second!
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56. That's it! It's animated
by will, not by thought.
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57. By your heart, not your head!
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58. - Come on, try it again. Do it again!
- All right.
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59. We did it! We moved the foot!
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60. Jack, queen...
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61. Brenda Bradford... she's so beautiful.
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62. - Wowser.
- Black eight on the red nine...
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63. - What?
- Oh, oh, nothin'.
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64. I was just talkin' to myself.
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65. Thelma, how do I look?
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66. Like a geek from Kansas
who became a security guard.
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67. Brenda Bradford.
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68. Well, good evening, young lady.
It's been a while.
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69. Four, three, two, one, zero.
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70. Go.
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71. - Dr Bradford.
- Yes?
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72. - Hi.
- Hi.
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73. - I borrowed a book from your dad.
- You did?
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74. - Power Learning Through Speed Study.
- Oh.
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75. It took me forever
to get through it.
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76. But I really think
it's gonna pay off, though.
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77. I just applied
to the Riverton police force.
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78. - Yeah?
- It's what I've always wanted to do.
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79. - Help people, that is.
- Um, I gotta...
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80. Dr Bradford is out
of the lab and we can go in.
Sikes, release the remote-control van.
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81. - Nice stars.
- Yeah? Which ones?
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82. I just meant the whole...
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83. - All of'em.
- Oh, I thought you meant
a specific cluster.
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84. I always take everything
so literally.
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85. - So do I.
- Yeah?
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86. I forgot my keys.
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87. Oh.
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88. - I'm... Okay. Night.
- Sorry. Good night, now.
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89. Well, I'll just stay here,
then, and, uh, secure the parking lot.
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90. Concentrate, you twit!
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91. Hey, that guy's speeding.
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92. Ten miles an hour
in the parking lot, buddy!
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93. - No-no-no-no, straight ahead!
No, left!
- Bad cat. Bad cat.
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94. Left, Sikes, turn!
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95. - What was that?
- We have an intruder
on the premises... a black van.
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96. - Where?
- Try that big hole in the wall!
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97. Brenda.
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98. - Huh?
- Hello, Artemus. I'll take that.
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99. Oh, no, wait.
No, no, no, no!
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100. - Now, just a moment...
- Arrivederci, Professor.
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101. Uh-oh! Someone's gonna
blame the old lady.
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102. Sniffy, let's go.
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103. Dr Bradford, I won't rest until
lfind whoever's responsible.
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104. Justice will be served.
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105. Brown, where are you going?
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106. - To catch the bad guys!
Stand back, Thelma!
- This isn't going to end well.
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107. - You're not on duty, Brown!
- I'm always on duty!
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108. Oh, no. We're being chased
by the hatchback squad.
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109. Hey, I have a hatchback.
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110. Ooh. Oh!
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111. Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
Whoa-oah!
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112. Now you've crossed the line.
Pull over, you!
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113. - Stop the car, Sikes.
- I want to enjoy this.
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114. Oh, gosh! Oh!
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115. Uh-oh.
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116. Attention!
Driver of the wrecked limo...
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117. attached
to the Yahoo! Billboard,
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118. this is
Security Officer John Brown.
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119. Please step out of the vehicle
immediately...
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120. or... else.
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121. Fine work,
Mr Security Guard. You got me.
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122. - Here. Have a victory cigar.
- No, thanks.
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123. Smoking kills.
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124. - I don't smoke.
- Oh, really? You will now.
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125. Oh, boy.
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126. My hand!
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127. Pardon me! Excuse me!
Comin'through!
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128. - Hey, have you seen
my uncle, John Brown?
- Uh, he's in there.
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129. Uncle John?
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130. Please wake up.
I know you can hear me.
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131. Look who I brought to visit.
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132. Look, it's Brain.
He came to see you.
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133. Okay. No.
Not in his mouth, Brain. No. No.
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134. Okay, stop.
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135. We're lookin'at extensive
tissue damage: 44 fractures,
a major concussion,
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136. all coupled with
extensive internal trauma.
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137. This man tried
to save my father.
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138. His risked his life
to protect our work.
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139. - We've done all we can.
- Not yet, we haven't.
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140. - Mayor's coming through!
Clear the way!
- Dr Bradford!
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141. Clear for the mayor!
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142. Dr Bradford, both I and
Police Chief Quimby here...
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143. - Hi.
- Are very sorry to hear
about your father.
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144. - He was a good man.
- Oh. D-Did you know him?
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145. No, I didn't.
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146. So, how soon can you finish
the Gadget project, hmm?
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147. I'm sure that he would have wanted me
to finish it as soon as possible.
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148. - Mmm. Oh.
- Yeah. With the, uh,
"English Patient" there?
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149. - That's enough, Quimby.
- Sorry. Just doesn't look like
you got off to a good start.
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150. So, how can you be so
sure that this is the proper subject?
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151. Dad told me that I would know
when the right man came along.
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152. John Brown's the right man.
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153. - Well.
- Well.
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154. That's good enough for me.
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155. Let's go.
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156. Hmm.
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157. - Chain saw!
- Waxy build-up, stat.
- Bring in the hoses, stat!
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158. Ready, and... break!
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159. It's a thing of beauty,
Quimby.
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160. The future of law enforcement
reborn before our very eyes.
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161. Yeah... Columbo and Nintendo
all rolled into one.
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162. He'll make you obsolete:
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163. No overtime, no hazard pay,
no blue flu.
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164. And he won't call me
"Evil Gidget" behind my back.
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165. Oh, by the way, what do we have
on the Artemus Bradford murder?
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166. Well, we got a limo
with no licence...
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167. and some scrap metal from whatever
it was that broke into the lab.
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168. - Do we at least know what was stolen?
- According to Doctor Bradford,
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169. - a robotic foot.
- Robotic foot.
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170. - A robotic foot?
- Yeah.
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171. What kind of cyberfreak
are we dealing with?
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172. Not bad, Kramer.
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173. Not bad at all.
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174. It's got a sort of postmodern
Captain Hook kind of feel to it.
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175. Very diabolical.
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176. I deserve
a dashing appellation.
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177. "Dashing Appalachian"? What is that?
A hillbilly with a tuxedo?
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178. - No, you idiot!
- No!
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179. It's a nickname...
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180. one that will send my enemies
cowering in fear.
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181. Ah.
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182. Ah, too bad
"Hook" is taken, huh?
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183. - How 'bout..."Captain Claw"?
- Oh.
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184. - No, no, no, no, no...
- Or "Santa Claw."
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185. Just "Claw."
One word,
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186. like "Madonna."
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187. Well, anyhoo, Captain...
Sir... Mr Claw,
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188. I know how much you like
to maintain an active lifestyle,
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189. so I have managed to design...
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190. a few interchangeable options.
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191. - Hi, hi.
- Oh, very clever, Kramer.
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192. "Very clever, Kramer."
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193. Very clever, indeed.
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194. Well, first we have
the opera hand...
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195. for those special nights out.
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196. And I know how much
you enjoy Japanese food,
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197. so I made you a sushi hand...
see there?
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198. Tasty.
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199. - Hmm.
- Also,
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200. I don't remember if you enjoy
the medieval fare, but...
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201. Kramer, that's enough.
Sikes, bring on the foot.
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202. Oops.
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203. Hmm?
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204. What the...
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205. What have they got me on?
Ooh! Ooh!
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206. Oh, my... Oh! Ooh!
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207. - I, um...
- Your thumb's on fire!
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208. I seem to be having a reaction.
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209. - Mr Brown.
- Oh. Oh, it's you.
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210. It's all right.
It's all right.
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211. Um, I, uh...
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212. I don't know what's wrong.
I, uh... I seem to be ill,
and I can't remember anything.
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213. You may not remember very much
right now. You suffered a major
concussion in the explosion.
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214. - What happened?
- You've just come out of
a very long recovery.
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215. You are now a sophisticated network
of tissue, hardware and software.
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216. No! I gotta get outta here.
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217. Mr Brown...
Mr Brown, come back here.
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218. We're gonna go in...
I'll take...
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219. Look, Mr Brown, I know
that this is all new for you,
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220. and it must feel strange.
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221. You will adjust.
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222. - My head is very heavy.
- Don't worry. That's easy to fix.
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223. I don't wanna be like this.
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224. I don't understand
what happened to me.
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225. John, we saved your life.
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226. I'm not me any more.
I'm a hardware store.
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227. This is a huge opportunity.
You were designed...
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228. as the first prototype
cyber police officer for
the Riverton Police Department.
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229. You said yourself you wanted
to help people... this is your chance.
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230. - I do want to help people.
- I know.
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231. - Aiyee!
- Oh!
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232. I'll be with you every step
of the way.
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233. Okay. I'd shake your hand
but you might lose an eye.
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234. An android of this quality
could have a myriad of uses:
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235. Shock troops,
kamikaze pilots, hit men.
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236. International rescue workers,
teachers.
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237. Oh, yes. I was getting to them.
Well, let's see him in action, huh?
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238. Okay.
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239. Oh, I'll strap myself in.
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240. Okay.
Turn me on, Kramer.
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241. Move, darn you!
Move!
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242. It's a lemon.
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243. Thank you for that, Sikes.
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244. - You put it on. Come on.
- Why can't he do it?
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245. He's capable of intelligent thought.
That's useful to me.
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246. Now, strap you in.
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247. Perhaps if we give him
maximum voltage.
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248. Yeah, that might work.
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249. I want my...
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250. mama!
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251. Something got left behind.
What does Brenda have that I don't?
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252. This is the single
most important component:
The neurone synapse amplifier.
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253. It's a high-powered
processor chip...
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254. that increases the charge
in the human brain wave...
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255. enough to move the machinery
that's now built into your body.
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256. Without this chip... the most
powerful robotics chip in the world...
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257. your body couldn't
possibly function.
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258. - Any more questions?
- Nope, I'm fine.
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259. Guess it just takes
a little getting used to, you know?
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260. Good. Then I will just give you
your manual to study.
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261. Volume one.
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262. Mm-hmm.
Looks like the usual stuff:
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263. Extendo-legs,
helicopter hat.
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264. - Guess I'm all set then.
- Right. Oh!
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265. There's one more thing.
I almost forgot. It's important.
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266. Your new wardrobe.
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267. The Gadget suit.
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268. Okay, so if you want to operate
one of your gadgets,
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269. you simply say "Go, go, Gadget,"
and then you name the device.
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270. Well, couldn't I say
something more official, like,
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271. like, "In the name of justice."
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272. Well, you could, but it wouldn't work.
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273. But "Go, go, Gadget,"
sounds so...
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274. My father designed
the programme, and he...
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275. Oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh!
It's "Go, go, Gadget."
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276. - I really like it.
- Okay. Good. I'm glad.
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277. So, okay, let's say there are two guys
trying to rob a jewellery store,
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278. and you wanted to trip 'em up...
what would you do?
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279. Okay, uh, let me think.
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280. Go, go, Gadget...
oil slick.
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281. That's not oil,
it's toothpaste!
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282. Ooh! Ooh!
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283. Stop it!
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284. - Whoa!
- Say, "Go, go, Gadget, stop"!
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285. - Go, go, stop!
- We're gonna need
some more work with you.
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286. Try to visualize your goal.
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287. Concentrate.
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288. Put all other things
out of your head...
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289. except obtaining the balls.
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290. Okay.
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291. He's just like
the "Six Million Dollar Man."
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292. Wha-What?
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293. Ungrip! Ungrip! Turn it off!
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294. Well, I guess
$6 million doesn't buy what it used to.
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295. Excuse me.
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296. He is not a man,
you know. He is a monster.
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297. I've got something special
to show you. Ta-da!
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298. The Gadgetmobile.
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299. - Wow.
- It's for you.
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300. I made it myself.
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301. - Come on.
- You made me a car?
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302. The only thing anybody's
ever made me before is a sweater.
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303. All right.
Now, it may look simple,
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304. but this thing has just about
as many factory extras as you do.
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305. Come on!
Get in there!
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306. - Oh...
- Watch the coat. Okay.
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307. Gosh, she's incredible.
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308. - Oh, it's a he.
- Excuse me?
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309. You'll see. Okay, now, it has
voice activation, ejection seats,
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310. a power-assisted metamorphic camouflage
system, a cardio-homing device.
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311. - Then there's a periscope, a candy...
- Dr Bradford,
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312. there's something
I just have to ask you.
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313. - Oh, just say, "Go, go, Gadgetmobile."
- Yes, but will you...
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314. - "Go, go, Gadgetmobile"?
- Good morning, Riverton!
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315. Hey! Who's in the car?
I work alone.
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316. Hey, before we hit the road,
I gotta tell you somethin'. Duck!
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317. I don't think the car likes me.
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318. Who you callin' "car"?
I'm a crime-fighting machine.
Watch this. Left turn!
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319. - Haven't you fallen out yet?
- No, sir, I haven't!
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320. - Who are you, rookie?
- I'm Officer John Brown,
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321. and you're exceeding
the speed limit.
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322. Speed limits are for cars,
not the Gadgetmobile.
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323. - Are you talking to me?
- Speakin' of the law,
who's not wearing a seat belt?
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324. - Gotta wear the belt, baby!
- Hey!
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325. It's a Disney movie. Now, I'm gonna
fight me some crime. Whoo!
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326. More left turns!
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327. Could you slow down, please?
I... I get carsick.
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328. You know what makes me
peoplesick? A rookie thinkin'
he's good enough for Dr B.
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329. Not that it's your business,
but what makes you think I was
putting moves on Dr Bradford?
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330. Hey, I've got heat sensors.
I know what you were thinkin'
when Dr B. Gave you that smile.
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331. Now, look here. Come clean with me, or
I'm gonna bounce you right outta here.
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332. I can assure you my only interest
in Dr Bradford is professional.
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333. "Professional," huh?
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334. Well, good. Keep it that way,
and that's an order.
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335. - You got it?
- Uh, I'm the inspector, you're the car.
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336. I'll tell you what you are.
You're the...
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337. Don't make me go
"De La Hoya" on you!
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338. Isn't there an "off" button
or something? A "mute"?
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339. - Oh!
- Sorry, sir!
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340. Don't push my buttons without readin'
the manual! Ooh, watch out there, now.
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341. Whoa!
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342. - Hmm?
- Aw, man. I got a june bug
in my grille.
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343. Shouldn't we be working
together, helping people?
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344. Why didn't you say so?
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345. Yo, Clouseau... 9:00.
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346. - Left, you idiot!
- Over the lock!
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347. - Shut up and let me do it.
- Very observant, Gadgetmobile.
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349. - Lost your keys, fellas?
- Uh, keys... Yeah, keys.
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350. - Allow me to help.
- Say "bye-bye" to the rookie.
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351. Here.
This ought to do it.
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352. - Oh. Thanks.
- Yo! Check out the bowling shirt!
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353. Huh. I'm a bowler myself.
You work at the prison?
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354. - Uh, yeah. Work at the prison.
- Psst! Gadget!
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355. I'll be getting into the law
enforcement bowling league too.
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356. - There you are. Drive carefully.
- We'll see you.
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357. That's it. I can't take it any more.
Step away from the Viper!
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358. - Hey, what's the big idea?
- Open your eyes! We got
a couple of jailbreakers!
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359. Well, then, we should inform
the prison guar... Wait a minute!
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360. Let's split up. I'll go after 'em,
and you say "ten-four."
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361. Ten-four!
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362. Go, go, Gadget... coils!
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363. Skates!
I meant skates!
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364. - Come here, Carl Lewis.
- Uh, halt! Forward!
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365. Oh, for cryin' out loud.
Go, go, forward, please!
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366. Oh, for Pete's sake!
Halt!
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367. Hello. Sit back and enjoy the bars.
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368. You'll be lookin' at 'em
for the next 20 years.
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369. Oh! Ooh!
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370. Uh-oh. Oh, gosh!
Ooh!
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371. Go, go, Gadget...
grappling hook!
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372. Whoa!
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373. Wowser!
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374. The Riverton Police
Department has a new cop on the beat.
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375. - Here's Tira with the story.
- In an incredible display of courage,
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376. Riverton's first cyber-crime-fighter
heroically apprehended...
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377. two escaped convicts
this afternoon in the downtown area.
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378. The soon-to-be inspector will be
inducted into the Riverton
Police Department...
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379. at a gala event tomorrow night...
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380. Why, it's that annoying little
security guard from the institute.
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381. Riverton's much admired
budget surplus to fund...
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382. So he's the lucky duck they plucked for
the Gadget programme. Ha! Irony abounds.
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383. That's my cruller! Gimme that!
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384. - Sikes!
- Yes, boss?
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385. Get my tuxedo ready. Tomorrow
promises to be quite an evening.
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386. So, anyone special
going tonight?
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387. Well, the mayor,
the governor.
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388. Any doctors?
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389. - Doctors?
- You know, female doctors...
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390. very attractive
female doctors.
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391. Wowser.
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392. - Is it that obvious?
- Come on, Uncle John.
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393. You just need to...
Ioosen up, be cool.
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394. - You been talking to my car?
- What?
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395. Huh. You'll see.
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396. - Fire!
- Wrong finger.
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397. Careful.
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398. Excuse me. Inspector,
may I have this dance?
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399. Oh. Why, sure.
Yeah. You betcha.
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400. Uh, here.
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401. Let's see if I still
know how to do this.
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402. Not bad, John Brown.
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403. May I cut in?
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404. Hello. Sanford Scolex.
We were at Harvard together.
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405. - We were?
- Oh, you don't recognize me.
That's because I've changed.
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406. I was obese.
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407. Maybe you remember me better like this.
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408. Yes!
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409. Wow!
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410. Well, it's nice
to see you again.
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411. - Here you go.
- You look...
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412. different.
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413. Well, I'll go get us
some champagne.
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414. Oh, great idea! Three flutes
of bubbly, please, Mr Gizmo.
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415. We'll be right here.
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416. You know, Brenda,
I'm not at all surprised
you've become such a renowned scientist.
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417. You were always the most
brilliant one in school.
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418. - No, I was a hard worker.
- Oh, I remember.
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419. I used to watch the way
you wrinkled your little nose,
concentrating on calculations.
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420. - You did?
- Mmm. You took my breath away.
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421. - I... did.
- Brenda, dance with me.
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422. You remind me of a thing
Godzilla once said.
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423. Tell me, what will you do now that
the Gadget programme is completed?
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424. - Ooh. Oh.
- Huh?
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425. You're done with the Gadget thing.
Come and join me at Scolex Industries.
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426. We'll be right here.
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427. Ahem.
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428. I could only carry
two glasses.
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429. Oh.
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430. A bientot, ma cherie.
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431. Ahh!
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432. John, h-he just
offered me a job.
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433. He said that I would have
unlimited funding,
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434. my own lab...
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435. and complete control
of all my research.
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436. But what about
your other research?
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437. The Gadget programme... are you sure
you've worked out all the bugs?
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438. Well, um...
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439. Oh, how touching.
The creator and the creation.
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440. Excuse me, Inspector,
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441. but the press would like to take some
photos of us with our boys in blue.
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442. Let's go.
Photo op. Okay. Come on.
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443. - Get ready, boys.
Here's the dynamic duo.
- The camera is your friend.
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444. - Watch the birdie!
- Get a big smile!
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445. Chief, if you don't mind
my asking,
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446. when do I get started
on my big case?
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447. Oh, soon enough, Gadget.
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448. I have a few assignments for
you to cut your teeth on first.
Copy !req
449. - Big grin. That's it.
- Inspector! Over here, please!
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450. I've got to talk to the chief.
He's not taking me seriously.
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451. Oh, boo-hoo-hoo, rookie.
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452. Nobody likes a whiner. Now,
what are you gonna do about it?
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453. I'm ready to get tough...
real tough.
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454. - Here comes Gadget.
- Hey, that your new partner, Gadget?
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455. - What you got, a cat burglar?
- A real felon, huh?
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456. - The city's safe now.
- Cat got your tongue?
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457. Inspector Gadget reporting,
sir, with the 13th...
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458. that's a baker's dozen... kitten
I've pulled out of a tree this week.
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459. So?
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460. - Permission to speak freely, sir.
- No.
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461. Well, if you're gonna pout.
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462. Thank you, sir.
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463. What I want to say is that,
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464. while I appreciate cute and fluffy
as much as the next officer,
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465. I fear that the kitten-rescue patrol
is a misuse of my capabilities.
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466. Huh. You know, I don't get it,
Gadget. Every time you...
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467. I won't be happy
until I've brought the murderers
of Artemus Bradford to justice.
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468. Ah. And I won't be happy
until you're off the force,
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469. and being sold, piece by piece,
at some garage sale.
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470. I want that case, sir.
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471. Well, I'll tell you,
the problem is the Bradford case
requires real police work,
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472. and the fact is, you're not
a real police inspector.
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473. You are not a real policeman.
You are just a publicity stunt
that we have to put up with.
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474. So, why don't you just
about-face...
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475. and get out of my office.
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476. Okie-dokles, sir.
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477. I've pretty much completed Prometheus
per your specifications,
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478. and, I must say, the likeness
is really quite convincing.
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479. Good. Imitation is the sincerest form
of flattery, Kramer.
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480. Isn't that Dr Brenda Bradford's
private data?
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481. Oh, yes.
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482. I tapped into her files
and stole her research.
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483. Why would you do that?
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484. "Why would you
do that? Why would you do that?"
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485. Ah. Oh, oh.
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486. Kramer, don't look
so nonplussed.
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487. Now that Dr Bradford is part of
the Scolex team, we share everything...
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488. or at least we will.
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489. Oh, well, I think sharing files is a
great way to bring the company together.
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490. You know, make sure we're all singing
off the same song sheet, so to speak.
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491. Imagine my relief
to have your support.
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492. Anyway, sir, like I said,
without the chip, I don't think...
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493. Oh, so you made the chip.
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494. - Hey, that looks just like
the guy we almost killed.
- Oh, I didn't hear that!
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495. Chips ahoy.
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496. - Wow!
- Oh, sweet Lordy.
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497. Good morning, Robogadget.
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498. You have just been animated...
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499. by the most complex computer
technology in the world.
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500. - What are you going to do now?
- I'm gonna kick some butt.
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501. Very saucy.
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502. It looks so real. Yow!
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503. - Oh!
- Very good, yes!
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504. Oh, Robo, nothing
can stop us now!
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505. Gotta make my own case.
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506. B, B, B, B, B, B, B...
Bradford.
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507. Go, go, Gadget...
magnifying glass.
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508. Increase magnification.
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509. Increase magnification.
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510. "Si."
Go, go... Spanish translation.
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511. "Si" means "yes."
- I knew it!
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512. Inspector Gadget,
can I have your autograph?
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513. - Got any money?
- Uh-uh.
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514. Ah!
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515. Yeah!
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516. But what else could "SI" stand for?
"Space Invaders"?
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517. - Nah!
- "Scuba Instructor"?
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518. - No!
- Hey, how about "Super Idiot"?
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519. - No, that's not it.
- Uncle John...
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520. I love you, but I think
you have a loose wire.
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521. Oh, what about that?
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522. "Scolex Industries."
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523. Hello. Finally, there's
a detective in the house.
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524. Wait a minute. If Scolex stole
the foot, then Scolex murdered Dr...
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525. Oh, no! Brenda!
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526. Time to work!
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527. Can you find the Scolex building
from here?
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528. - Or should I call the police?
- I am the police.
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529. - Hey, wait. What about me?
- You're smarter than he is.
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530. Stay in the car.
I don't mind baby-sitting you, Penny,
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531. but please tell the beagle
that that's an armrest, not a chew toy.
Copy !req
532. Inspector Gadget
apparently has gone berserk
in the downtown Riverton area.
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533. Eyewitnesses told me
that he was laughing...
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534. - while he maliciously stacked
these four cars.
- What's gone wrong?
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535. Other reports indicate that he's
already caused a major traffic accident,
Copy !req
536. destroyed private property and set fire
to an elderly man's beard.
Copy !req
537. Go, go, Gadget... grappling hook.
Copy !req
538. Whoo!
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539. John!
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540. What happened?
I'll go get Scolex. Maybe he can help.
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541. Brenda, it's not safe here.
Scolex is a liar and a thief and...
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542. Let's just say
he's not a very good guy.
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543. Go home!
Lock your doors!
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544. Stay alive!
Whatever happens, I will find you.
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545. Oh, too far!
Whoa!
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546. That hurt!
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547. Wowser. I knew it.
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548. You'll pay for this, Scolex.
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549. Go, go... suction shoes.
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550. Hello?
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551. Hello?
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552. Sandy, is that you?
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553. Wow!
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554. - I finally get to meet you.
- Y...
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555. - Sandy built me to your specifications.
- You're me?
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556. We are like totally twins.
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557. You must be Brenda. Sandy was right.
I'm you. Only prettier.
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558. We probably share brain waves. Are you
thinking about gelato right now?
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559. 'Cause I am.
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560. I gotta go find John.
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561. Don't you wanna hang out?
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562. John!
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563. Outside! It's so beautiful!
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564. Hey, Brenda, let's hang out, okay?
Have some quality girl time.
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565. Gotcha!
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566. Whoa!
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567. - Huh?
- Go, go, Gadget... blades.
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568. Huh?
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569. We have a blader.
Repeat...
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570. You can run, but you can't hide.
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571. Go, go, Gadget... brake!
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572. Smile!
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573. John!
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574. Oh, this is so much more cool
than hanging out in that lab.
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575. All Sandy ever wants to
talk about is that gross foot.
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576. - What foot?
- The one he stole
and copied to make me.
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577. Brenda, I'm programmed
to be a cheerleader.
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578. Watch!
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579. Greetings, Inspector.
Glad you could drop in.
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580. - I owe you one, Scolex.
- Oh?
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581. You blew up me and my Chevette,
and I really liked that car.
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582. Well, you crushed my hand,
and I really liked that hand,
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583. so, go, go...
get over it.
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584. I don't know what you're up to, Scolex,
but you'll never get away with it.
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585. Oh, how cliche, Inspector.
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586. I think somebody's been watching
too many Saturday morning cartoons.
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587. - Hmm?
- Huh?
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588. Huh?
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589. Unfortunately, Gadget,
in the real world,
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590. evil quite often prevails.
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591. I'm afraid so.
Pull him up.
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592. Now, look how your replacement
is helping people...
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593. - to cross the street.
- Hey.
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594. He looks just like me.
I don't get it.
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595. - Why would you do this?
- To make teachers!
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596. - Shut up!
- Oh.
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597. I'll tell you why.
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598. To make technowarriors that
never get tired, never get hungry...
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599. and never say "no."
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600. Every army in the world
will be made up of my creations.
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601. Imagine the confusion,
Gadget, huh?
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602. Imagine the perks.
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603. Comprende?
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604. Yeah, I comprende.
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605. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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606. I comprendo.
Yo comprendo.
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607. Conjugate the verb,
for pity's sake.
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608. Pull the N.S.A. Chip
before he butchers another language.
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609. You're kidding, right?
Okay. You see? He's always kidding.
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610. - I never know.
- This time no.
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611. I want to make sure nobody else
can develop their own android.
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612. Do it, or you'll
be building yourself a new head.
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613. Oh.
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614. "New head."
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615. Okay, I am not here
right now.
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616. I am on the beach with dolphins,
and, oh, hi, look at this starfish.
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617. I don't feel so good.
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618. I'm sorry, Gadget. Good help
is so hard to find these days.
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619. Would you mind
if I do the honours?
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620. Well, here goes.
Arrivederci. Ciao, ciao.
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621. Goodbye, Mr Chip.
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622. Dump this idiot in thejunkyard.
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623. Yes, boss.
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624. Oh, no, not that idiot. This one.
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625. Oh, I wish you'd be more specific.
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626. There's an awful lot
of idiots around here.
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627. Attention, Robogadget.
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628. Destroy the city
and have some fun.
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629. Okay, boss.
You with the beard, come here.
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630. Hello? John? Anybody home?
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631. You sit back and enjoy
the ride, Penny. I'm driving. Ha-ha.
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632. Remember, kids. I'm a professional car,
so don't try this at home.
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633. - Penny, where's your uncle?
- I thought he was with you.
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634. This is bad.
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635. Come on, Penny. We gotta find him.
There's something rotten in Riverton.
Copy !req
636. Where you going, Gadget?
The chief is very upset with you.
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637. I'm gonna have to arrest you.
Hey! Get your hands off me!
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638. - Officer down!
- Strike!
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639. Next time you pay for a Gadget,
don't forget the extended warranty.
Copy !req
640. What?
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641. Let's talk, Chief.
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642. Sure. What do you... What do you want
to talk about? Politics?
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643. The Florida Marlins?
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644. I-I know you're upset
about yesterday.
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645. That was the job talking.
The truth is...
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646. I want you... I want you
on the Bradford case.
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647. In fact, I-I want you
to lead the Bradford case. I think...
Copy !req
648. Freeze! Hold it right there!
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649. Shoot him!
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650. Adios, boys!
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651. Whee!
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652. Ladies, I don't like
the looks of this.
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653. What would UncleJohn
be doing here?
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654. I mean... Are you sure we picked up
the right signal?
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655. Of course I have
the right signal.
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656. You know I have Lo-Jack
on my father's side.
Copy !req
657. Uh-oh, I don't like this.
Copy !req
658. - See, I know what dogs do
when they're nervous.
- Stop!
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659. - Uncle John!
- Penny!
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660. Uncle John!
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661. - Penny!
- Uncle John!
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662. No! Uncle John!
Wake up!
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663. Please, don't tell me.
No.
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664. The N.S.A. Chip is gone.
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665. He doesn't need the chip.
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666. He's got the heart.
He can do it all by himself.
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667. Hmm?
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668. Can't be.
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669. - John?
- Uncle John?
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670. - Can you hear us?
- He's alive.
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671. Brenda.
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672. - Penny?
- You're alive.
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673. I-It's a miracle.
He doesn't need the chip.
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674. It's my uncle John,
that's what it is.
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675. - Whoa.
- Whoo.
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676. Way to go, rookie.
We'll make a cop out of you yet.
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677. Buckle up, kids, and stick
some newspaper under that beagle.
Copy !req
678. This engine's only got two speeds:
"Fast" and "Whoo, what was that?"
Copy !req
679. - Where's Scolex?
- I'll find him. You drive.
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680. Let's see what you can do,
Gadgetmobile, 'cause I feel
the need... the need for speed.
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681. Now, if I'm home late, it just means
it took a little extra time...
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682. to overthrow Scolex's
evil empire, okay?
Copy !req
683. - Okay!
- Later, Penny.
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684. Left turn!
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685. Right turn!
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686. Where'd they go?
Copy !req
687. Heads up, baby!
Evil dude's limo at 12:00.
Copy !req
688. - Left turn!
- Got it! Okay, take the wheel.
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689. - Right!
- When I give you the signal,
slow down.
Copy !req
690. Okay!
Okay. Whoo!
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691. Now!
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692. Gotcha!
Copy !req
693. - Nice aim, Doc!
- Thank you.
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694. You're under arrest for the murder
of Artemus Bradford, Scolex.
Copy !req
695. - God, you're irritating.
- And you...
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696. you're under arrest
for impersonating a police officer.
Copy !req
697. Oh, what a tangled web we weave...
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698. Get rid of him.
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699. You just ran a stop sign.
Whoa!
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700. Hot, hot, hot, hot.
Hot foot. Hot, hot, hot.
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701. Oh, whoo!
Go, go, Gadget... skis.
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702. Go, go, Gadget... snow.
Go, go, Gadget... water.
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703. Go, go, Gadget...
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704. Mommy!
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705. - Hmm?
- Whoa!
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706. Hey, stretch, pull over.
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707. Hey, you don't bump the Gadgetmobile.
The Gadgetmobile bumps you.
Copy !req
708. I'll go get him, boss.
Sit tight.
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709. Watch out behind you!
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710. We're gonna have some fun.
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711. I'm gonna make you into a compact.
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712. Whoo!
Time for a bat turn.
Copy !req
713. - Don't lose that limo!
- On the case, Doc!
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714. You know how to dance, don't you?
Copy !req
715. Actually, I was taking lessons
not long ago, in the hope...
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716. - Shut up and dance!
- that one day I...
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717. Uh-oh.
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718. Go, go, Gadget... air bag.
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719. - Oh, Sikes, you lost her.
- I'm gonna try to find her, boss.
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720. It's not good, sir.
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721. Let's use the element of surprise.
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722. Oh, surprise.
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723. Brenda, what
a pleasant surprise.
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724. - Brenda, Brenda.
- You!
Copy !req
725. Stop, Claw!
Copy !req
726. Brenda, Brenda, Brenda. You know,
I love it when you call me "Claw."
Copy !req
727. - So what's new?
- Hello... You killed my father!
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728. Time.
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729. - Gadget here.
- It's about Brenda, partner.
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730. - Yeah?
- Scolex is taking her to the roof.
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731. I'd save her, but I can't
fit in the elevator.
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732. I'm on my way. You know what they
say about nice guys finishing last?
Copy !req
733. - Huh?
- Well, they were wrong.
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734. Go, go, Gadget...
oil slick.
Copy !req
735. Toothpaste?
Whaa!
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736. What happened to you?
Copy !req
737. Let me put it this way.
I got the Skittles kicked out of me.
Copy !req
738. I'll be right back.
Copy !req
739. - Oh. Penny, why are you here?
- Evidence!
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740. Hey, Gadget.
It's a clip-on.
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741. Okay, Brain. No, no, no, Brain,
you go that way. I'll go this way.
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742. I gotta destroy the evidence.
Why couldn't it be a finger?
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743. I could be working
at my dad's store right now...
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744. selling nails, hammers
and power drills.
Copy !req
745. Yes!
Power drills rock!
Copy !req
746. Get in there!
Copy !req
747. - Well, who are you?
- Whoa, there, big boy.
Copy !req
748. - Um, hi, there.
- Hello.
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749. Why's that foot
in the toilet?
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750. I was, uh, cleaning it.
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751. So what's your name?
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752. Uh, I'm Sikes.
Copy !req
753. You know, Sikes, you look more like
the kind of guy who should be, um...
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754. uh...
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755. helping someone pick out
good weather stripping.
Copy !req
756. My old man had
a hardware store.
Copy !req
757. Telephone!
Copy !req
758. It's mine.
Copy !req
759. - Hello?
- Hi, Mr Gadget.
Copy !req
760. - Nicole and Kim, how'd you get
the number of my hand?
- From Penny. Is she there?
Copy !req
761. Penny isn't here right now,
but you can call her at home, okay?
Copy !req
762. - She's not home,
but we'll try her again.
- Okay, bye.
Copy !req
763. - Bye.
- What do they mean, she's not at home?
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764. Whee, whee!
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765. Oh! Oh, no!
Oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh!
Copy !req
766. I don't get it, Claw.
What's your plan now?
Copy !req
767. Since my dreams for
a global robotic empire...
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768. Mongrel! My pants!
Oh, God!
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769. Mongrel.
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770. Next thing you know...
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771. Next thing you know,
you're a minion.
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772. You're a minion.
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773. I'm a minion.
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774. Ooh! Oh!
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775. Ow, ow!
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776. Uncle.
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777. Hey, hey, don't touch that.
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778. Hey. Hey,
what'd you do that for?
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779. We shouldn't be fighting.
We've got a lot in common,
except I've got nicer teeth.
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780. I'd hoped that we could've
worked together, been partners.
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781. Together, you and I could've...
R-r-ruled the world.
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782. You should've quit
while you were "ahead."
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783. Cannonball!
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784. - Ooh!
- Ooh-la-la!
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785. Go, go, Gadget... chopper.
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786. Contact.
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787. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa-oa!
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788. How do ya... whoa...
fly this thing?
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789. Oh! Oh, no!
Go, go back.
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790. Up, up, up, up. Good, good,
good, good. Oh, bad, bad, bad.
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791. My hair!
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792. Sit back and relax, darling.
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793. Whoa! Hey! I can see
my house from here. Whoa!
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794. Two things, Scolex!
You are completely insane.
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795. And two:
I liked you better fat.
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796. Bring on the brownies!
Hah!
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797. Wheel in the waffles!
I'm ready to binge!
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798. Darn! That fellow
will not give us a break!
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799. For the third time... Sanford Scolex,
you are under arrest!
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800. No!
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801. Go, go, go, go, go, go,
Gadget!
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802. - John!
- Oh, no!
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803. Let me give you a lift.
Where can I drop you off?
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804. I'd answer, but I doubt
you really care.
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805. John! I'm up here!
Take my hand!
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806. Hi, John. How are you
doing down there?
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807. - John!
- "John!"
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808. John, I know you can
save us! Think of something!
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809. I'm working on it.
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810. Hurry!
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811. Try to visualize your goal.
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812. Back to the drawing board!
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813. Brenda, jump!
Right on my back!
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814. Oh, Brenda, don't jump. For God's sake,
we can work this out, darling.
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815. Sweetie pie, really!
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816. My God.
Me... I'm out of control.
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817. Go, go, Gadget... air brakes.
Go, go, Gadget... aeroplane.
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818. I don't know what
to go, go any more!
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819. Didn't you read the manual?
Try something else!
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820. Go, go, Gadget... glider.
Go, go, Gadget... balloon.
Go, go, Gadget... parachute.
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821. Go, go, Gadget...
giant trampoline.
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822. Go, go, Gadget... circus net.
Go, go, Gadget... featherbed.
Go, go, Gadget... hay wagon.
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823. Go, go, Gadget... bubble wrap.
Go, go, Gadget... parasail. Parakeet.
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824. Paraglider. Parasol.
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825. - Umbrella?
- John, you did it.
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826. - You saved our lives.
- I did? I guess I did.
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827. Wowser!
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828. - Just watch out for the big head.
- Understood.
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829. - You know, arrogance
can sneak up on you.
- No, that big head!
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830. John!
Are you okay?
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831. Gadget.
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832. Oh, hello, Brenda.
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833. Are you breathing?
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834. I think so.
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835. How's your central vallecular
equilibrator feeling?
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836. It feels pretty good.
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837. And how's your auto-axle
lubricator functioning?
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838. It's functioning fully.
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839. - Oh, Gadget.
- What is it?
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840. - Is my occipital piston slipping?
- No.
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841. I just never realized...
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842. what beautiful brown eyes
you have.
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843. It's a high-fly Scolex.
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844. The Gadgetmobile pulls under it.
The crowd's going crazy.
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845. He makes the catch!
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846. - We made it!
- Ladies and gentlemen, Scolex
is out and that is the game!
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847. Final score: Gadgetmobile... one,
Scolex... zippo.
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848. And the fans rush the field.
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849. No autographs, please.
Please, y'all, come on, now.
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850. - Freeze! Get back!
- Gentlemen, there's been
some kind of a mistake.
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851. Chief!
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852. Oh, sorry, kiddo. I'm gonna have
to place your uncle under arrest.
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853. - Freeze!
- Don't move, Gadget!
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854. Well, I just thought
you'd wanna know...
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855. that Sanford Scolex
created an evil version
of my uncle to terrorize Riverton.
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856. - Is that true?
- Every word of it.
She's an amazing young woman.
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857. She held up a mirror to my misguided
ways in the service of Mr Scolex.
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858. I'm sorry, Chief.
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859. Here's the foot.
I didn't know any better.
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860. Et tu, Sikes?
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861. Cover him, men!
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862. They're all yours, fellas.
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863. Wowser.
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864. Excuse me! Press! Excuse me!
Mayor on the premises.
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865. The shepherd needs her sheep.
Yes, it is a credit to myself
and my administration...
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866. that we had the courage to believe in
and initiate the Gadget programme.
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867. Arrivederci, Gadget!
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868. This is not goodbye.
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869. I'll get you next time, Gadget.
I'll get you.
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870. Wowser.
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871. A happy ending.
What could be better than true love?
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872. - Ooh, cute little bug.
- Wait up, fraulein.
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873. Did you know I speak German?
Fahrvergnugen, baby.
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874. Hello, and welcome
to Robobrendaerobics...
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875. where I'll be your host, Robobrenda.
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876. Follow me. It's gonna be fast.
And kick, and kick, and kick...
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877. And kick, and kick, and kick,
and fall.
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878. Hi. My name is Sikes.
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879. - Hi, Sikes.
- And I'm a minion.
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880. But it's been 30 days since
I last kissed up to anyone!
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881. This is the coolest watch.
It's a radio, a computer, even a phone.
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882. Testing, testing.
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883. Brain, say something.
Come in. Over.
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884. Brain is not here.
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885. Please leave a message
at the sound of the woof. Woof!
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886. Hey, thanks for watching
my movie.
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887. Yeah, my movie. Even though we
called it Inspector Gadget.
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888. I know you all are wondering...
things with the Volkswagen
are working out real good.
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889. We got married in Las Vegas
in a drive-through chapel.
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890. We're expecting
a little subcompact any day now.
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891. Thinking of calling him
"The Love Bug,"
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892. which is in no way a plug for my
employer, the Walt Disney Company.
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893. Although when our little one is old
enough, his first words will be...
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894. "I'm going to Disneyland!"
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895. But don't any of you leave
for theme parks just yet.
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896. All these fine people in
the credits made me look good.
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897. Wow, you made it through credits,
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898. and we didn't offer you
anything for free.
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899. Movie audiences are
the best audiences in the world.
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900. Now, get out, go home.
Leave, vamoose. You got to go.
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901. I am tired. Please, go home.
Go home, go home, go home.
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902. Good night, Riverton!
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