1. Do you ever look
at someone and wonder...Copy !req
2. "What is going on inside their head?"Copy !req
3. Well, I know. Well, I know Riley's head.Copy !req
4. And there she was...Copy !req
5. Hello.Copy !req
6. Riley.Copy !req
7. Look at you.
Aren't you a little bundle of joy?Copy !req
8. Aren't you a little bundle of joy?Copy !req
9. It was amazing.
Just Riley and me. Forever.Copy !req
10. For 33 seconds.Copy !req
11. I'm Sadness.Copy !req
12. Hello. I... I'm Joy. So...Copy !req
13. Can I just... If you could...
I just want to fix that. Thanks.Copy !req
14. And that was just the beginning.Copy !req
15. Headquarters only got
more crowded from there.Copy !req
16. Very nice. Okay, looks like
you got this. Very good.Copy !req
17. Sharp turn! No! Look out! No!Copy !req
18. That's Fear.
He's really good at keeping Riley safe.Copy !req
19. Easy, easy. We're good. We're good.Copy !req
20. - Good job.
- Thank you. Thank you very much.Copy !req
21. And we're back!Copy !req
22. Here we go. All right, open.Copy !req
23. - This looks new.
- You think it's safe?Copy !req
24. What is it?Copy !req
25. Okay, caution.
There is a dangerous smell, people.Copy !req
26. Hold on. What is that?Copy !req
27. This is Disgust.Copy !req
28. She basically keeps
Riley from being poisoned.Copy !req
29. Physically and socially.Copy !req
30. That is not brightly colored
or shaped like a dinosaur.Copy !req
31. Hold on, guys.Copy !req
32. It's broccoli!Copy !req
33. Yucky!Copy !req
34. Well, I just saved our lives.
Yeah. You're welcome.Copy !req
35. Riley, if you don't eat your dinner,
you're not gonna get any dessert.Copy !req
36. Wait. Did he just say
we couldn't have dessert?Copy !req
37. That's Anger.Copy !req
38. He cares very deeply
about things being fair.Copy !req
39. So that's how you want to play it,
old man? No dessert?Copy !req
40. Sure, we'll eat our dinner!
Right after you eat this!Copy !req
41. Riley, Riley, here comes an airplane!Copy !req
42. Airplane.
We got an airplane, everybody.Copy !req
43. Airplane.Copy !req
44. And you've met Sadness.
She... Well, she...Copy !req
45. I'm not actually sure what she does.Copy !req
46. And I've checked,
there's no place for her to go, so...Copy !req
47. She's good, we're good. It's all great!Copy !req
48. Anyway, these are Riley's memoriesCopy !req
49. and they're mostly happy,
you'll notice. Not to brag.Copy !req
50. But the really important ones
are over here.Copy !req
51. I don't want to get too technical,
but these are called Core Memories.Copy !req
52. Each one came from
a super important time in Riley's life.Copy !req
53. Like when she first scored a goal.
That was so amazing!Copy !req
54. Hey! Would you look at that? Very nice!Copy !req
55. - We got a future center here!
- Nice job.Copy !req
56. And each Core MemoryCopy !req
57. powers a different aspect
of Riley's personality.Copy !req
58. Like Hockey Island.Copy !req
59. Goofball Island is my personal favorite.Copy !req
60. Come back here, you little monkey!Copy !req
61. You're silly.Copy !req
62. Yep, Goofball is the best.Copy !req
63. Friendship Island is pretty good too.Copy !req
64. I love Honesty Island.
And that's the truth!Copy !req
65. And of course,
Family Island is amazing.Copy !req
66. The point is, the Islands of Personality
are what make Riley... Riley!Copy !req
67. Look out, mermaid!Copy !req
68. Lava!Copy !req
69. Who's your friend who likes to play?
Bing Bong, Bing Bong!Copy !req
70. - Hey! Very nice!
- Where'd you learn that?Copy !req
71. Brain freeze!Copy !req
72. Yeah!Copy !req
73. - Good night, kiddo.
- Good night, Dad.Copy !req
74. And... we're out!Copy !req
75. That's what I'm talking about!
Another perfect day!Copy !req
76. Nice job, everybody!Copy !req
77. Let's get those memories
down to Long Term.Copy !req
78. All right, we did not die today!
I call that an unqualified success.Copy !req
79. And that's it. We love our girl.Copy !req
80. She's got great friends
and a great house.Copy !req
81. Things couldn't be better.Copy !req
82. After all, Riley's 11 now.
What could happen?Copy !req
83. What...Copy !req
84. Okay, not what I had in mind.Copy !req
85. Hey, look! The Golden Gate Bridge!
Isn't that great?Copy !req
86. It's not made out of
solid gold like we thought,Copy !req
87. which is kind of
a disappointment, but still...Copy !req
88. I sure am glad you told me
earthquakes are a myth, Joy.Copy !req
89. Otherwise I'd be terrified right now!Copy !req
90. Yeah...Copy !req
91. - Are you kidding? Get out of the street!
- For Pete's sake! Move it!Copy !req
92. These are my kind of people.Copy !req
93. All right, just a few more blocks.
We're almost to our new house!Copy !req
94. Step on it, Daddy!Copy !req
95. Why don't we just
live in this smelly car?Copy !req
96. We've already been in it forever.Copy !req
97. Which, actually, was really lucky,Copy !req
98. because that gave us
plenty of time to think aboutCopy !req
99. what our new house
is going to look like!Copy !req
100. What! Let's review
the top five daydreams.Copy !req
101. - That looks safe!
- That one's nice.Copy !req
102. This will be great for Riley!
No, no, no, no, this one!Copy !req
103. Joy, for the last time,
she cannot live in a cookie.Copy !req
104. That's the one! It comes with a dragon.Copy !req
105. Now we're getting close, I can feel it.Copy !req
106. Here it is, here's our new house. And...Copy !req
107. Maybe it's nice on the inside.Copy !req
108. - We're supposed to live here?
- Do we have to?Copy !req
109. I'm telling you, it smells like
something died in here.Copy !req
110. Can you die from moving?Copy !req
111. Guys, you're overreacting.
Nobody is dying...Copy !req
112. A dead mouse!Copy !req
113. - Great. This is just great.
- I'm gonna be sick.Copy !req
114. It's the house of the dead!
We're going to get rabies!Copy !req
115. Get off of me!Copy !req
116. Hey. All through the drive,Copy !req
117. Dad talked about
how cool our new room is.Copy !req
118. Let's go check it out!Copy !req
119. - Let's go!
- It's gonna be great!Copy !req
120. Yes, yes, yes.Copy !req
121. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
122. I'm starting to envy the dead mouse.Copy !req
123. Get out the rubber ball,
we're in solitary confinement.Copy !req
124. Riley can't live here.Copy !req
125. - She's right.
- It's the worst.Copy !req
126. - Really bad.
- It's absolutely the worst.Copy !req
127. It's the worst place
I've ever been in my entire life.Copy !req
128. Hey, it's nothing
our butterfly curtains couldn't fix.Copy !req
129. I read somewhere
that an empty room is an opportunity.Copy !req
130. Where did you read that?Copy !req
131. It doesn't matter. I read it and it's great.Copy !req
132. We'll put the bed there.
And the desk over there.Copy !req
133. - The hockey lamp goes there.
- Put the chair there.Copy !req
134. - The trophy collection goes there.
- Stars! I like that!Copy !req
135. Now we're talking! Let's go
get our stuff from the moving van!Copy !req
136. All right. Goodbye.Copy !req
137. Well, guess what? The moving van
won't be here until Thursday.Copy !req
138. You're kidding.Copy !req
139. The van is lost? It is the worst day ever!Copy !req
140. That figures. The van is lost.Copy !req
141. You said it would be here yesterday!Copy !req
142. I know that's what I said.
That's what they told me!Copy !req
143. Mom and Dad are stressed out!Copy !req
144. - They're stressed out?
- What are we going to do?Copy !req
145. I've got a great idea!Copy !req
146. Did you even read the contract?Copy !req
147. Andersen makes her move.
She's closing in!Copy !req
148. Hey!Copy !req
149. No, you're not!Copy !req
150. She's lining up for the shot!Copy !req
151. Coming behind you.Copy !req
152. - Watch out! Watch out!
- She shoots and she scores! Yeah!Copy !req
153. Come on, Grandma!Copy !req
154. "Grandma"?Copy !req
155. She put her hair up, we're in for it!Copy !req
156. Hey, put me down!Copy !req
157. Sorry. Hold on. Hold on.Copy !req
158. Hello?Copy !req
159. Wait. Wh...Copy !req
160. You're kidding.Copy !req
161. All right. Stall for me. I'll be right there.Copy !req
162. The investor's supposed to show up
on Thursday, not today!Copy !req
163. - I got to go.
- It's okay. We get it.Copy !req
164. You're the best. Thanks, hon.Copy !req
165. See you, sweetie.Copy !req
166. Dad just left us.Copy !req
167. He doesn't love us anymore. That's sad.
I should drive, right?Copy !req
168. Joy? What are you doing?Copy !req
169. Just give me one second.Copy !req
170. You know what I've realized?
Riley hasn't had lunch! Remember?Copy !req
171. Hey, I saw a pizza place
down the street.Copy !req
172. Maybe we could try that?Copy !req
173. Pizza sounds delicious.Copy !req
174. - Pizza? That's good.
- Yes! Pizza!Copy !req
175. - What the heck is that?
- Who puts broccoli on pizza?Copy !req
176. That's it. I'm done.Copy !req
177. Congratulations, San Francisco,
you've ruined pizza!Copy !req
178. First the Hawaiians and now you!Copy !req
179. What kind of a pizza place
only serves one kind of pizza?Copy !req
180. Must be a San Francisco thing, huh?Copy !req
181. Still, it's not as bad as that soup.
At that diner in Nebraska.Copy !req
182. Yeah. The spoon stood up
in the soup by itself!Copy !req
183. That was disgusting.Copy !req
184. Good. Family is running.Copy !req
185. Dad's got a steel stomach.Copy !req
186. The drive out was pretty fun, huh?
What was your favorite part?Copy !req
187. Spitting out the car window!Copy !req
188. Definitely not when Dad was singing.Copy !req
189. Wearing a seat belt!Copy !req
190. What about the time with the dinosaur?Copy !req
191. - That's the one.
- Definitely!Copy !req
192. Say cheese!Copy !req
193. - Dad! Dad!
- Honey!Copy !req
194. - Now hold still.
- The car!Copy !req
195. Stop! No, no, no!Copy !req
196. Nice one, Joy.Copy !req
197. I liked that time at the dinosaur.
That was pretty funny.Copy !req
198. Wait. What? What happened?Copy !req
199. She did something to the memory.Copy !req
200. What did you do?Copy !req
201. I just touched it.Copy !req
202. - That shouldn't make it change.
- Change it back, Joy!Copy !req
203. - I'm trying.
- You can't change it back?Copy !req
204. - No! I guess I can't!
- Good going, Sadness.Copy !req
205. Now when Riley thinks of that moment
with Dad, she's gonna feel sad. Bravo.Copy !req
206. I'm sorry, Joy. I don't really know...
I thought maybe if you...Copy !req
207. Joy, we've got a stairway coming up.Copy !req
208. Just don't touch any other memories
until we figure out what's going on.Copy !req
209. - Okay.
- All right. Get ready.Copy !req
210. This is a monster railing
and we are riding it all the way down!Copy !req
211. Wait, what? What happened?Copy !req
212. - A Core Memory!
- No!Copy !req
213. Sadness, what are you doing?Copy !req
214. It looked like one was crooked
so I opened it and then it fell out. I...Copy !req
215. It's just that...
I wanted to maybe hold one.Copy !req
216. - Joy!
- Whoa, whoa.Copy !req
217. Sadness, you nearly
touched a Core Memory.Copy !req
218. And when you touch them,
we can't change them back.Copy !req
219. I know. I'm sorry.
Something's wrong with me.Copy !req
220. It's like I'm having a breakdown.Copy !req
221. You're not having a breakdown.
It's stress.Copy !req
222. I keep making mistakes like that.
I'm awful.Copy !req
223. - No, you're not.
- And annoying.Copy !req
224. You know what?
You can't focus on what's going wrong.Copy !req
225. There's always a way to
turn things around, to find the fun.Copy !req
226. Yeah. Find the fun.
I don't know how to do that.Copy !req
227. Okay. Well, try to think
of something funny.Copy !req
228. Remember the funny movie
where the dog dies?Copy !req
229. Yeah, that's not...Copy !req
230. What about that time with MegCopy !req
231. when Riley laughed so hard
milk came out of her nose?Copy !req
232. Yeah. That hurt. It felt like fire.Copy !req
233. It was awful.Copy !req
234. Okay, okay, don't think of that.
Let's try something else.Copy !req
235. What are your favorite things to do?Copy !req
236. My favorite?Copy !req
237. Well, I like it when we're outside.Copy !req
238. That's good.
Like there's the beach and sunshine.Copy !req
239. Like that time we buried Dad
in the sand up to his neck.Copy !req
240. I was thinking more like rain.Copy !req
241. Rain? Rain is my favorite, too!Copy !req
242. We can stomp around in puddles.Copy !req
243. You know, there's cool umbrellas,
lightning storms.Copy !req
244. More like when the rain runs down
our back and makes our shoes soggy.Copy !req
245. And we get all cold, shivery,Copy !req
246. and everything just
starts feeling droopy.Copy !req
247. Hey, hey. Hey, easy.Copy !req
248. Why are you crying?Copy !req
249. It's just like really the opposite
of what we're going for here.Copy !req
250. Crying helps me slow down and obsess
over the weight of life's problems.Copy !req
251. You know what?
Let's, think about something else.Copy !req
252. How about we read some
mind manuals, huh? Sounds fun.Copy !req
253. I've read most of them.Copy !req
254. Well, have you read this one?
This seems interesting.Copy !req
255. "Long Term Memory Retrieval,
Volume 47"?Copy !req
256. - No.
- A real page-turner!Copy !req
257. "Long Term Memory data selection
via channel subgrouping"?Copy !req
258. See? Fun already! You lucky dog.Copy !req
259. You're reading these cool things.
I got to go work. Life is so unfair.Copy !req
260. What can we do? We've only got capital
to last a month, maybe two.Copy !req
261. If we can't find investors by then,
we're going to have to lay people off.Copy !req
262. Mom! Dad! Come kiss me good night!Copy !req
263. - I know. I know.
- Be right there!Copy !req
264. We've got to land this, okay?Copy !req
265. Did you hear Dad?
He sounded really upset.Copy !req
266. What was that?
Was it a bear? It's a bear!Copy !req
267. There are no bears in San Francisco.Copy !req
268. I saw a really hairy guy.
He looked like a bear.Copy !req
269. I'm so jumpy. My nerves are shot.Copy !req
270. I don't want to hear about your nerves.Copy !req
271. I'll tell you what it is.Copy !req
272. This move has been a bust.Copy !req
273. That's what I've been telling you guys!Copy !req
274. There are at least 37 things
for Riley to be scared of right now.Copy !req
275. The smell alone
is enough to make her gag.Copy !req
276. I can't believe
Mom and Dad moved us here!Copy !req
277. Look, I get it. You guys have concerns.Copy !req
278. But we've been through worse!Copy !req
279. Tell you what,
let's make a list of all the thingsCopy !req
280. Riley should be happy about.Copy !req
281. Fine. Let's see, this house stinks,
our room stinks.Copy !req
282. - Pizza is weird here.
- Our friends are back home.Copy !req
283. And all of our stuff is in the missing van!Copy !req
284. Come on. It could be worse.Copy !req
285. Yeah, Joy. We could be lying
on the dirty floor. In a bag.Copy !req
286. Okay, I admit it, we had a rough start.
But think of all the good things that...Copy !req
287. No, Joy. There's absolutely no reason
for Riley to be happy right now.Copy !req
288. Let us handle this.Copy !req
289. I say we skip school tomorrow
and lock ourselves in the bedroom.Copy !req
290. We have no clean clothes.
I mean, no one should see us.Copy !req
291. Yeah, we could cry
until we can't breathe.Copy !req
292. We should lock the door
and scream that curse word we know.Copy !req
293. - It's a good one!
- Now hold on!Copy !req
294. Look, we all have our off days.
You know...Copy !req
295. Hi, honey.Copy !req
296. The Mom bad news train is pulling in.
Toot-toot!Copy !req
297. Still no moving van.Copy !req
298. Now they're saying it won't be here
till Tuesday, can you believe it?Copy !req
299. Toot-toot-toot!Copy !req
300. Where's Dad?Copy !req
301. On the phone. This new venture
is keeping him pretty busy.Copy !req
302. I rest my case!Copy !req
303. Your dad's a little stressed,Copy !req
304. you know, about getting
his new company up and running.Copy !req
305. Now for a few
well-placed withering scowls.Copy !req
306. I guess all I really want to say is,
thank you.Copy !req
307. You know, through all this confusion
you've stayed...Copy !req
308. Well, you've stayed our happy girl.Copy !req
309. Your dad's under a lot of pressure,Copy !req
310. but if you and I can keep smiling,
it would be a big help.Copy !req
311. We can do that for him. Right?Copy !req
312. Well.Copy !req
313. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
314. What did we do to deserve you?Copy !req
315. - Sweet dreams.
- Good night.Copy !req
316. Well, you can't argue with Mom.
Happy it is.Copy !req
317. Team Happy! Sounds great!Copy !req
318. Totally behind you, Joy.Copy !req
319. Looks like we're going into REM.Copy !req
320. I got Dream Duty, so I'll take care
of sending these to Long Term.Copy !req
321. Great day today, guys!
Sleep well, Team Happy!Copy !req
322. All right, what's on tonight,
Dream Production?Copy !req
323. Well, this is it. The new place.Copy !req
324. Come live with me, Riley.Copy !req
325. Somebody order a broccoli pizza?Copy !req
326. - Eat me!
- I'm organic!Copy !req
327. No! Who is in charge
of programing down there?Copy !req
328. I know I'm not supposed
to do this, but...Copy !req
329. We are not going to
end the day like this.Copy !req
330. Don't you worry.Copy !req
331. I'm gonna make sure
that tomorrow is another great day.Copy !req
332. I promise.Copy !req
333. Hello! Did I wake you?Copy !req
334. Do you have to play that?Copy !req
335. Well, I have to practice.Copy !req
336. And I don't think of it as playing
so much as hugging.Copy !req
337. Okay, first day of school!
Very, very exciting.Copy !req
338. I was up late last night
figuring out a new plan.Copy !req
339. Here it is! Fear.Copy !req
340. I need a list of all the possible
negative outcomesCopy !req
341. on the first day at a new school.Copy !req
342. Way ahead of you there. Does anyone
know how to spell "meteor"?Copy !req
343. Disgust. Make sure Riley stands out
today. But also blends in.Copy !req
344. When I'm through,
Riley will look so good,Copy !req
345. the other kids will
look at their own outfits and barf.Copy !req
346. "Joy."Yes, Joy?"Copy !req
347. "You'll be in charge of the console,
keeping Riley happy all day long.Copy !req
348. "And may I add I love your dress?
It's adorable."Copy !req
349. "This old thing? Thank you so much.
I love the way it twirls."Copy !req
350. Train of Thought! Right on schedule.Copy !req
351. Anger. Unload the daydreams.Copy !req
352. I ordered extra
in case things get slow in class.Copy !req
353. It might come in handy.Copy !req
354. If this new school is
full of boring, useless classes.Copy !req
355. Which it probably will be.Copy !req
356. Sadness. I have a
super important job just for you.Copy !req
357. - Really?
- Follow me.Copy !req
358. - What are you doing?
- And there. Perfect!Copy !req
359. This is the circle of Sadness.Copy !req
360. Your job is to make sure that
all the Sadness stays inside of it.Copy !req
361. So you want me to just stand here?Copy !req
362. Hey, it's not my place
to tell you how to do your job.Copy !req
363. Just make sure that
all the Sadness stays in the circle!Copy !req
364. See? You're a pro at this! Isn't this fun?Copy !req
365. - No.
- Atta girl.Copy !req
366. All right, everyone, fresh start.Copy !req
367. We are gonna have a good day,
which will turn into a good week,Copy !req
368. which will turn into a good year,
which turns into a good life!Copy !req
369. So, the big day!
New school, new friends, huh?Copy !req
370. I know! I'm kind of nervous,
but I'm mostly excited.Copy !req
371. How do I look? Do you like my shirt?Copy !req
372. Very cute!Copy !req
373. Are you gonna be okay?
You want us to walk with you?Copy !req
374. Mom and Dad? With us in public?Copy !req
375. - No thank you.
- I'm on it!Copy !req
376. Nope! I'm fine. Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.Copy !req
377. Have a good day at school, monkey.Copy !req
378. Have a great day, sweetheart!Copy !req
379. - That's crazy. It really is.
- That was so funny.Copy !req
380. Do you know what
basketball game is coming up?Copy !req
381. Are you sure we want to do this?Copy !req
382. - In we go!
- Okay! Going in! Yes!Copy !req
383. Did you see her? Hello!Copy !req
384. Okay, we've got a group
of cool girls at two o'clock.Copy !req
385. - How do you know?
- Double ears pierced, infinity scarf.Copy !req
386. Is she wearing eye shadow?Copy !req
387. - Yeah, we want to be friends with them.
- Let's go talk to them!Copy !req
388. Are you kidding?
We're not talking to them.Copy !req
389. We want them to like us.Copy !req
390. Yeah. Wait, what?Copy !req
391. Almost finished
with the potential disasters.Copy !req
392. Worst scenario is either quicksand,
spontaneous combustion,Copy !req
393. or getting called on by the teacher.
So as long as none of those happen...Copy !req
394. Okay, everybody.
We have a new student in class today.Copy !req
395. Are you kidding me? Out of the gate?
This is not happening!Copy !req
396. Riley, would you like to tell us
something about yourself?Copy !req
397. No! Pretend we can't speak English.Copy !req
398. Don't worry. I got this.Copy !req
399. Okay.Copy !req
400. My name is Riley Andersen.Copy !req
401. I'm from Minnesota and now I live here.Copy !req
402. And how about Minnesota?Copy !req
403. Can you tell us something about it?Copy !req
404. Well, you certainly
get a lot more snow than we do.Copy !req
405. She's hilarious!Copy !req
406. Yeah, it gets pretty cold.Copy !req
407. The lake freezes over,
and that's when we play hockey.Copy !req
408. I'm on a great team.
We're called the Prairie Dogs.Copy !req
409. My friend Meg plays forward.
And my dad's the coach.Copy !req
410. Pretty much everyone
in my family skates.Copy !req
411. It's kind of a family tradition.Copy !req
412. We go out on the lake
almost every weekend.Copy !req
413. Or we did, till I moved away.Copy !req
414. - Hey, what gives?
- Wait, what?Copy !req
415. Hey, Sadness! You touched a memory?
We talked about this.Copy !req
416. Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.Copy !req
417. Get back in your circle.Copy !req
418. - What's going on? Why won't it eject?
- Get it out of there, Joy.Copy !req
419. We used to play tag and stuff.Copy !req
420. Cool kids whispering at three o'clock!Copy !req
421. - Did you see that look?
- No.Copy !req
422. They're judging us!Copy !req
423. Somebody help me!
Grab that... Everybody put...Copy !req
424. But everything's different now.
Since we moved.Copy !req
425. No! We're crying! At school!Copy !req
426. What? Sadness! What are you doing?Copy !req
427. Oh, no! I'm sorry!Copy !req
428. It's a Core Memory!Copy !req
429. But it's blue.Copy !req
430. No! Wait! Stop it! No! No!Copy !req
431. Joy, no.Copy !req
432. - That's a Core Memory!
- Hey!Copy !req
433. - Joy, wait!
- Stop it! Let go!Copy !req
434. The Core Memories!Copy !req
435. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
436. Thank you, Riley.Copy !req
437. I know it can be tough
moving to a new place,Copy !req
438. but we're happy to have you here.Copy !req
439. All right, everyone,
get out your history booksCopy !req
440. and turn to chapter seven.Copy !req
441. Can I say that curse word now?Copy !req
442. No! One, two, three. Okay.Copy !req
443. I got them. Where are we?Copy !req
444. Long Term Memory? Wait...Copy !req
445. Goofball Island?Copy !req
446. Riley's Islands of Personality.
They're all down!Copy !req
447. This is bad.Copy !req
448. We... We can fix this!Copy !req
449. We just have to get back
to Headquarters,Copy !req
450. plug the Core Memories in,
and Riley will be back to normal.Copy !req
451. Riley has no Core Memories.
No Personality Islands and no...Copy !req
452. What? What is it?Copy !req
453. You.Copy !req
454. You're not in Headquarters.Copy !req
455. Without you, Riley can't be happy.Copy !req
456. We got to get you back up there.Copy !req
457. I'm coming, Riley.Copy !req
458. So, as it turns out, the green trash can
is not recycling, it's for greens.Copy !req
459. Like compost. And eggshells.Copy !req
460. And the blue one is recycling.
And the black one is trash.Copy !req
461. Riley is acting so weird.
Why is she acting so weird?Copy !req
462. What do you expect?
All the Islands are down.Copy !req
463. Joy would know what to do.Copy !req
464. That's it.Copy !req
465. Until she gets back,
we just do what Joy would do!Copy !req
466. Great idea. Anger, Fear, Disgust,
how are we supposed to be happy?Copy !req
467. Hey, Riley. I've got good news!Copy !req
468. I found a junior hockey league
right here in San Francisco.Copy !req
469. And get this: try-outs are tomorrow
after school. What luck, right?Copy !req
470. - Hockey?
- What do we do?Copy !req
471. Guys, this is...Copy !req
472. You pretend to be Joy.Copy !req
473. Won't it be great
to be back out on the ice?Copy !req
474. Yeah, that sounds fantastic.Copy !req
475. What was that?
That wasn't anything like Joy!Copy !req
476. - Because I'm not Joy.
- Yeah, no kidding.Copy !req
477. Did you guys pick up on that?Copy !req
478. - Something's wrong.
- Totally.Copy !req
479. Should we ask her?Copy !req
480. Let's probe. But keep it subtle,
so she doesn't notice.Copy !req
481. So, how was the first day of school?Copy !req
482. She's probing us.Copy !req
483. I'm done. You pretend to be Joy.Copy !req
484. What? Okay.Copy !req
485. It was fine, I guess. I don't know.Copy !req
486. Very smooth. That was just like Joy.Copy !req
487. Something is definitely going on.Copy !req
488. She's never acted like this before.
What should we do?Copy !req
489. We're going to find out
what's happening.Copy !req
490. But we'll need support.Copy !req
491. Signal the husband.Copy !req
492. With a nice pass over to Reeves,
comes across... and nice!Copy !req
493. She's looking at us.Copy !req
494. - What did she say?
- What?Copy !req
495. Sorry, sir. No one was listening.Copy !req
496. Is it garbage night?
We left the toilet seat up?Copy !req
497. What? What is it, woman? What?Copy !req
498. He's making that stupid face again.Copy !req
499. I could strangle him right now.Copy !req
500. Signal him again.Copy !req
501. So, Riley, how was school?Copy !req
502. - You got to be kidding me!
- Seriously?Copy !req
503. For this we gave up
that Brazilian helicopter pilot?Copy !req
504. Move! I'll be Joy.Copy !req
505. School was great, all right?Copy !req
506. Riley. Is everything okay?Copy !req
507. Sir, she just rolled her eyes at us.Copy !req
508. What is her deal?Copy !req
509. All right, make a show of force.Copy !req
510. I don't want to have to
put "the foot" down.Copy !req
511. No, not the foot!Copy !req
512. Riley, I do not like this new attitude.Copy !req
513. I'll show you attitude, old man.Copy !req
514. No. No, no, no! Stay happy!Copy !req
515. What is your problem?
Just leave me alone!Copy !req
516. Sir, reporting high levels of sass!Copy !req
517. Take it to DEFCON Two.Copy !req
518. You heard that, gentlemen.
Two.Copy !req
519. Listen, young lady, I don't know where
this disrespectful attitude came from...Copy !req
520. You want a piece of this, pops?
Come and get it!Copy !req
521. Yeah, well... Well...Copy !req
522. Here it comes. Prepare the foot!Copy !req
523. Keys to safety position.Copy !req
524. Ready to launch on your command, sir!Copy !req
525. Just shut up!Copy !req
526. Fire!Copy !req
527. That's it! Go to your room! Now!Copy !req
528. The foot is down! The foot is down!Copy !req
529. Good job, gentlemen.
That could have been a disaster.Copy !req
530. Well, that was a disaster.Copy !req
531. Come fly with me, gatinha.Copy !req
532. We're going to walk out there? On that?Copy !req
533. It's the quickest way back.Copy !req
534. But it's right over the Memory Dump.Copy !req
535. If we fall, we'll be forgotten forever.Copy !req
536. We have to do this for Riley.
Just follow my footsteps.Copy !req
537. - Okay.
- It's not that high. It's totally fine...Copy !req
538. Hey.Copy !req
539. So, things got
a little out of hand downstairs.Copy !req
540. Do you want to talk about it?Copy !req
541. Come on, where's my happy girl?Copy !req
542. Monkey.Copy !req
543. He's trying to start up Goofball.Copy !req
544. Come on!Copy !req
545. Go back! Run, run, run!Copy !req
546. What...Copy !req
547. I get it. You need some alone time.Copy !req
548. We'll talk later.Copy !req
549. We have a major problem.Copy !req
550. Joy, where are you?Copy !req
551. We lost Goofball Island.Copy !req
552. That means she can lose Friendship
and Hockey and Honesty and Family.Copy !req
553. You can fix this, right, Joy?Copy !req
554. I...Copy !req
555. I don't know.Copy !req
556. But we have to try. Okay, come on.Copy !req
557. Riley's gone to sleep.Copy !req
558. Which is a good thing.
When you think about it becauseCopy !req
559. nothing else bad can happen
while she's asleep.Copy !req
560. We'll be back to Headquarters
before she wakes up.Copy !req
561. We'll just go across Friendship Island.Copy !req
562. We'll never make it.Copy !req
563. - No!
- No, no, no!Copy !req
564. Don't obsess over
the weight of life's problems.Copy !req
565. Remember the funny movie
where the dog dies?Copy !req
566. Sadness, we don't have time for this.Copy !req
567. We'll just have to go around.
Take the scenic route.Copy !req
568. Wait, Joy, you could get lost in there!Copy !req
569. Think positive!Copy !req
570. Okay. I'm positive
you will get lost in there.Copy !req
571. That's Long Term Memory.Copy !req
572. An endless warren
of corridors and shelves.Copy !req
573. I read about it in the manuals.Copy !req
574. The manuals? The manuals!Copy !req
575. - You read the manuals!
- Yeah.Copy !req
576. So you know the way
back to Headquarters!Copy !req
577. I guess.Copy !req
578. You are my map!Copy !req
579. Let's go! Lead on, my map!
Show me where we're going!Copy !req
580. Okay. Only I'm too sad to walk.Copy !req
581. Just give me a few... hours.Copy !req
582. Which way? Left?Copy !req
583. Right.Copy !req
584. No. I mean, go left.
I said left was right. Like "correct."Copy !req
585. Okay.Copy !req
586. This actually feels kind of nice.Copy !req
587. Okay, here we go! We'll be back
to Headquarters before morning.Copy !req
588. We can do it! This will be easy!
This is working!Copy !req
589. This is not working.
Are we getting close?Copy !req
590. Yeah, just another right.Copy !req
591. And... a left and then another... left and...Copy !req
592. Are you sure
you know where we're going?Copy !req
593. Because we seem to be
walking away from Headquarters.Copy !req
594. Riley's awake.Copy !req
595. Don't touch. Remember?
If you touch them, they stay sad.Copy !req
596. Sorry, I won't. Starting now.Copy !req
597. I can't take much more of this.Copy !req
598. Forget them!Copy !req
599. - Mind workers!
- But, Joy, we're almost...Copy !req
600. Phone numbers. We don't need
all these. They're in her phone.Copy !req
601. - Excuse me, hi.
- Just forget all of that. Please. Forget it!Copy !req
602. - I need to find Friendship Island.
- Look at this.Copy !req
603. Four years of piano lessons.Copy !req
604. Yeah, it looks pretty faded.Copy !req
605. You know what? Save Chopsticks
and Heart and Soul, get rid of the rest.Copy !req
606. - Are you...
- U.S. Presidents. What do you think?Copy !req
607. Yeah, just keep Washington,
Lincoln and the fat one.Copy !req
608. - Forget them!
- Hey! You can't throw those away!Copy !req
609. Those are perfectly good memories.Copy !req
610. The names of
every "Cutie Pie Princess" doll?Copy !req
611. Yes! That is critical information!
Glitterstorm, Honeypants...Copy !req
612. Forget them!Copy !req
613. Hey! Bring those back!Copy !req
614. They're in the dump.
Nothing comes back from the dump.Copy !req
615. Yeah. Look, lady, this is our job, okay?Copy !req
616. When Riley doesn't care
about a memory, it fades.Copy !req
617. - Fades?
- Happens to the best of them.Copy !req
618. Yeah, except for this bad boy.
This one will never fade.Copy !req
619. - TripleDent gum
- Will make you smileCopy !req
620. The song from the gum commercial?Copy !req
621. You know, sometimes we send that one
up to Headquarters for no reason.Copy !req
622. It just plays in Riley's head
over and over again.Copy !req
623. Like a million times!Copy !req
624. Let's watch it again!Copy !req
625. TripleDent gumCopy !req
626. Yeah, I know. We all know the song.
Okay. Yeah, real catchy. Okay.Copy !req
627. Hey, what do you think?
Should we do it?Copy !req
628. Yeah!Copy !req
629. Okay, here we go!Copy !req
630. TripleDent gumCopy !req
631. What the... This again?Copy !req
632. Wait! Do you know
how to get to Friendship Island?Copy !req
633. TripleDent gumCopy !req
634. Do you like it there? Did you feel
any earthquakes? Is the bridge cool?Copy !req
635. Yeah, it's good.
What happened with the playoffs?Copy !req
636. We won the first game.Copy !req
637. Coach says we might actually
go to the finals this year.Copy !req
638. And we've got this new girl
on the team. She's so cool.Copy !req
639. She did not just say that.Copy !req
640. A new girl?
Meg has a new friend already?Copy !req
641. Hey, hey! Stay happy!Copy !req
642. We do not want to lose
any more islands here, guys!Copy !req
643. We can pass the puck to each other
without even looking.Copy !req
644. It's like mind reading!Copy !req
645. You like to read minds, Meg?Copy !req
646. I got something for you to read,
right here!Copy !req
647. Let's just be calm for one second!Copy !req
648. - I heard they have parrots...
- I've got to go.Copy !req
649. - What?
- I got to go!Copy !req
650. Okay, could you just please
tell me which way is... Oh, no!Copy !req
651. Friendship Island! What?Copy !req
652. Not Friendship.Copy !req
653. Riley loved that one. And now it's gone.Copy !req
654. Goodbye, friendship. Hello, loneliness.Copy !req
655. We'll just have to go the long way.Copy !req
656. Yeah. The long, long, long, long way.Copy !req
657. I'm ready.Copy !req
658. There's got to be a better way.Copy !req
659. Look at you!Copy !req
660. I will take you, but not you.Copy !req
661. Who am I kidding? I can't leave you.Copy !req
662. Hello!Copy !req
663. Wait! Hey! Wait!Copy !req
664. Wait! Stop!Copy !req
665. Excuse me.Copy !req
666. I was looking for... Diversion!Copy !req
667. - What?
- So long, sucker!Copy !req
668. I hurt all over.Copy !req
669. Wait. I know you.Copy !req
670. No, you don't. I get that a lot.
I look like a lot of people.Copy !req
671. No, no, no. I do.Copy !req
672. Bing Bong! Riley's imaginary friend!Copy !req
673. - You really do know me?
- Well, of course!Copy !req
674. Riley loved playing with you!
You two are best friends!Copy !req
675. You would know. We're trying
to get back to Headquarters.Copy !req
676. Headquarters?
You guys are from Headquarters?Copy !req
677. Well, yeah. I'm Joy. This is Sadness.Copy !req
678. You're Joy? The Joy?Copy !req
679. What the heck are you doing out here?Copy !req
680. That's a good question.
You want to answer that, Sadness?Copy !req
681. Without you, Riley won't ever be happy.Copy !req
682. We can't have that.
We got to get you back.Copy !req
683. I'll tell you what. Follow me!Copy !req
684. Thank you!Copy !req
685. It is so great to see you again.Copy !req
686. I gotta tell you,
I am such a huge fan of your work.Copy !req
687. Do you remember
when you and Riley were in a band?Copy !req
688. I went to all of your concerts.Copy !req
689. Yeah, I blow a mean nose.Copy !req
690. Watching you play tag was such a treat.Copy !req
691. Two-time world champ.Copy !req
692. And remember your rockets?Copy !req
693. Of course! It runs on song power!Copy !req
694. That's right! Your theme song!Copy !req
695. Who's your friend
who likes to play?Copy !req
696. Bing Bong Bing BongCopy !req
697. His rocket makes
you yell "Hooray!"Copy !req
698. - Bing Bong, Bing Bong
- Bing Bong, Bing BongCopy !req
699. What exactly are you supposed to be?Copy !req
700. You know, it's unclear.
I'm mostly cotton candy.Copy !req
701. But shape-wise I'm part cat,
part elephant, part dolphin.Copy !req
702. Dolphin?Copy !req
703. You got to remember, when Riley
was three, animals were all the rage.Copy !req
704. The cow goes moo.
The horse goes neigh.Copy !req
705. That's all people
talked about back then.Copy !req
706. Yeah. Yeah. I guess that's true.
What are you doing out here?Copy !req
707. Well, there's not much call
for imaginary friends lately.Copy !req
708. So I, you know...Copy !req
709. Hey, hey. Don't be sad.Copy !req
710. Tell you what.
When I get back up to Headquarters,Copy !req
711. I'll make sure Riley remembers you.Copy !req
712. - You will?
- Of course! She'd love that.Copy !req
713. This is the greatest day of my life!Copy !req
714. Are you okay?Copy !req
715. - Hey, what's going on?
- I cry candy.Copy !req
716. Try the caramel. It's delicious.Copy !req
717. - Here, use this.
- Thanks!Copy !req
718. Hold on, wait a second.Copy !req
719. It always gets stuck at the bottom.Copy !req
720. Here. What? It's imaginary.Copy !req
721. Thanks. This will make it a lot easier
to walk back to Headquarters.Copy !req
722. Walk? We're not walking.Copy !req
723. We're taking the Train of Thought!Copy !req
724. The train, of course!Copy !req
725. That is so much faster!
But how do we catch it?Copy !req
726. Well, it kind of goes all over the place,Copy !req
727. but there is a station
in Imagination Land.Copy !req
728. I know a shortcut. Come on, this way!Copy !req
729. I am so glad we ran into you!Copy !req
730. The station is right through here.
After you.Copy !req
731. - Joy.
- What?Copy !req
732. I read about this place in the manual.
We shouldn't go in there.Copy !req
733. Bing Bong says
it's the quickest way to Headquarters.Copy !req
734. No, but, Joy, this is abstract thought.Copy !req
735. What are you talking about? I go in here
all the time. It's a shortcut, you see?Copy !req
736. D-A-N-G-E-R. Shortcut.
I'll prove it to you.Copy !req
737. Look at me. I'm closer to the station
because I'm taking the shortcut.Copy !req
738. Let's go around. This way.Copy !req
739. Almost there!Copy !req
740. If you want to walk the long way,
go for it.Copy !req
741. But Riley needs to be happy.Copy !req
742. I'm not missing that train.
Bing Bong knows what he's doing.Copy !req
743. He's part dolphin. They're very smart.Copy !req
744. Well, I guess.Copy !req
745. - What did you get?
- I don't know.Copy !req
746. Okay, what abstract concept
are we trying to comprehend today?Copy !req
747. Loneliness.Copy !req
748. Looks like there's something in there.Copy !req
749. I'm going to turn it on for a minute
and burn out the gunk.Copy !req
750. What did I tell you?
You'll be at Headquarters in no time.Copy !req
751. Say, would you look at that?Copy !req
752. - What's happening?
- Oh, no, they turned it on.Copy !req
753. Never seen this before.Copy !req
754. My face! My beautiful face!Copy !req
755. - What is going on?
- We're abstracting!Copy !req
756. There are four stages. This is the first:
Non-objective Fragmentation!Copy !req
757. All right. Do not panic.Copy !req
758. What is important
is that we all stay together.Copy !req
759. We're in the second stage.
We're deconstructing!Copy !req
760. Run!Copy !req
761. I can't feel my legs!Copy !req
762. There they are.Copy !req
763. Come here, me!Copy !req
764. We've got to get out of here before
we're nothing but shape and color!Copy !req
765. We'll get stuck here forever!Copy !req
766. Stuck? Why did we come in here?Copy !req
767. I told you, it's a shortcut!Copy !req
768. The train!Copy !req
769. Oh, no. We're two-dimensional!
That's stage three!Copy !req
770. We're getting nowhere!Copy !req
771. - Depth! I'm lacking depth!
- Come on.Copy !req
772. We can't fit.Copy !req
773. Oh, no, we're Nonfigurative.
This is the last stage!Copy !req
774. We're not going to make it!Copy !req
775. Wait! We're two-dimensional.
Fall on your face!Copy !req
776. Stop! Stop!Copy !req
777. No! I thought you said
that was a shortcut.Copy !req
778. I did, but wow,
we should not have gone in there.Copy !req
779. That was dangerous!
They really should put up a sign.Copy !req
780. How long until the next train?Copy !req
781. Who knows. But don't worry.
There's another station. That way.Copy !req
782. The train always stops there.
Right before it goes to Headquarters.Copy !req
783. If we hurry, we can catch it.Copy !req
784. This isn't another one
of your shortcuts, is it?Copy !req
785. Yeah!Copy !req
786. Is there really another station?Copy !req
787. Through there.Copy !req
788. Welcome to Imagination Land!Copy !req
789. - Imagination Land?
- Sure!Copy !req
790. I come here all the time.
I'm practically the mayor.Copy !req
791. Hey, you guys hungry?
There's French Fry Forest!Copy !req
792. - Delicious.
- No way!Copy !req
793. Check it out! Trophy Town!Copy !req
794. Medals! Ribbons! Everyone's a winner!Copy !req
795. I won first place!Copy !req
796. - Me too!
- Participation award.Copy !req
797. Wait, is that...
Sadness, look, it's Cloud Town!Copy !req
798. That is my favorite!Copy !req
799. It's so soft!Copy !req
800. Let me try.Copy !req
801. Hey! What's the big idea?Copy !req
802. You better fix that wall,
or else you're in big troub...Copy !req
803. Oh, no! Lava!Copy !req
804. Imagination Land is the best!Copy !req
805. Is it all going to be so interactive?Copy !req
806. Hey, look! The House of Cards!Copy !req
807. Wait. Hang on just a minute.Copy !req
808. - Your rocket!
- Yeah.Copy !req
809. I stashed it in there for safekeeping,Copy !req
810. and now I'm all set to
take Riley to the moon!Copy !req
811. - I'm sorry.
- Great.Copy !req
812. I love Imagination Land.Copy !req
813. Isn't it great? And there's
always something new, like...Copy !req
814. Who the heck is that?Copy !req
815. Imaginary boyfriend.Copy !req
816. I would die for Riley.Copy !req
817. - I've never seen him before.
- I live in Canada.Copy !req
818. Anyway, this way.
Through Preschool World!Copy !req
819. - We're nearly to the train!
- Riley, here we come!Copy !req
820. This should be fun!
New team, new friends.Copy !req
821. These kids look pretty good,Copy !req
822. considering they're from San Francisco.Copy !req
823. Okay, Andersen, you're up!Copy !req
824. - Got to go.
- Okay. Good luck, sweetie!Copy !req
825. Luck isn't going to help us now.Copy !req
826. If she tries to use Hockey Island,
it's going down.Copy !req
827. Which is why I've recalled
every hockey memory I can think of.Copy !req
828. One of these has got to work
in place of the Core Memory.Copy !req
829. - She's about to play!
- Hurry!Copy !req
830. We did it, gang! It's working!Copy !req
831. Line change! Line change!
Change it up!Copy !req
832. No! No!Copy !req
833. It's like we don't learn anything.Copy !req
834. - Come on!
- Let's pick it up out there!Copy !req
835. Pass! Shoot it! Shoot it!Copy !req
836. - That's it!
- No, no, no! Breathe.Copy !req
837. Find your happy place.Copy !req
838. What's her problem?Copy !req
839. - Riley. What's wrong?
- Let's go.Copy !req
840. - You're not going to finish try-outs?
- What's the point?Copy !req
841. Hey. It'll be all right. Let's just go back...Copy !req
842. Stop saying everything will be all right!Copy !req
843. Nice hustle, ladies!Copy !req
844. Hockey?Copy !req
845. No, no, she loves hockey.
She can't give up hockey.Copy !req
846. - Hey! Look at that! Very nice shot!
- Hey!Copy !req
847. Bing Bong,
we have to get to that station.Copy !req
848. Sure thing. This way,
just past Graham Cracker Castle.Copy !req
849. Hey. That's weird. Graham Cracker
Castle used to be right here.Copy !req
850. I wonder why they moved it?
That's not...Copy !req
851. I would have sworn
Sparkle Pony Mountain was right here.Copy !req
852. - Hey, what's going on?
- Yeah, yeah... I don't know...Copy !req
853. - We'll have to come back.
- Princess Dream World!Copy !req
854. Oh, no!
The stuffed Animal Hall of Fame!Copy !req
855. My rocket!Copy !req
856. Wait! Riley and I,
we're still using that rocket!Copy !req
857. It still has some song power left!Copy !req
858. Who's your friend who likes to play?Copy !req
859. No! No, no, no. No, you can't
take my rocket to the dump!Copy !req
860. Riley and I are going to the moon!Copy !req
861. Riley can't be done with me.Copy !req
862. Hey, it's going to be okay!
We can fix this!Copy !req
863. We just need to
get back to Headquarters.Copy !req
864. Which way to the train station?Copy !req
865. I had a whole trip planned for us.Copy !req
866. Hey, who's ticklish, huh?
Here comes the tickle monster!Copy !req
867. Hey, Bing Bong! Look at this!Copy !req
868. Here's a fun game!Copy !req
869. You point to the train station
and we all go there!Copy !req
870. Won't that be fun?
Come on, let's go to the train station!Copy !req
871. I'm sorry they took your rocket.Copy !req
872. They took something that you loved.
It's gone. Forever.Copy !req
873. Sadness. Don't make him feel worse.Copy !req
874. - Sorry.
- It's all I had left of Riley.Copy !req
875. I bet you and Riley
had great adventures.Copy !req
876. They were wonderful.Copy !req
877. Once we flew back in time.
We had breakfast twice that day.Copy !req
878. Sadness...Copy !req
879. It sounds amazing. I bet Riley liked it.Copy !req
880. She did. We were best friends.Copy !req
881. Yeah. It's sad.Copy !req
882. I'm okay now.Copy !req
883. Come on. The train station is this way.Copy !req
884. How did you do that?Copy !req
885. I don't know. He was sad.Copy !req
886. So I listened to what...Copy !req
887. Hey! There's the train!Copy !req
888. We made it!
We're finally going to get home!Copy !req
889. Oh, no! These Facts and Opinions
look so similar.Copy !req
890. Don't worry about it.
Happens all the time.Copy !req
891. On a scale of one to ten,
I give this day an F.Copy !req
892. Well, why don't we quit standing around
and do something?Copy !req
893. Like what, genius?Copy !req
894. Like quitting. That's what I'm doing.Copy !req
895. Sure it's the coward's way out.
But this coward's gonna survive.Copy !req
896. Emotions can't quit, genius!Copy !req
897. I thought we were supposed
to be keeping Riley happy.Copy !req
898. Wait a minute! Wait a minute!Copy !req
899. - What is it?
- Nothing.Copy !req
900. - Just the best idea ever.
- What?Copy !req
901. All the good Core Memories
were made in Minnesota.Copy !req
902. Ergo, we go
back to Minnesota and make more.Copy !req
903. - Ta-da!
- Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
904. You're saying we run away?Copy !req
905. Well, I wouldn't call it that.Copy !req
906. I'd call it the Happy Core
Memory Development program.Copy !req
907. You can't be serious.Copy !req
908. Hey! Our life was perfectCopy !req
909. until Mom and Dad decided
to move to San Fran Stinktown.Copy !req
910. I mean, it's just so drastic!Copy !req
911. Need I remind you
of how great things were there?Copy !req
912. Our room? Our back yard? Our friends?Copy !req
913. - TripleDent gum
- Will make you smileCopy !req
914. Did I ask for the gum commercial?Copy !req
915. Anyway, it was better, that's my point.Copy !req
916. Yeah, Riley was happier in Minnesota.Copy !req
917. Wait. Hold on. Shouldn't we
just sleep on this or something?Copy !req
918. Fine. Let's sleep on it.Copy !req
919. Because, hey,
I'm sure jolly fun-filled timesCopy !req
920. are just around the corner.Copy !req
921. Hey, hey! Why aren't we moving?Copy !req
922. Riley's gone to sleep.
We're all on break.Copy !req
923. You mean we're stuck
here until morning?Copy !req
924. Yeah, the Train of Thought
doesn't run while she's asleep.Copy !req
925. - We can't wait that long.
- How about we wake her up?Copy !req
926. Sadness, that's ridiculous!
How could we possibly...Copy !req
927. How about we wake her up?Copy !req
928. - Great idea, Joy.
- Thanks. Come on!Copy !req
929. This place is huge!Copy !req
930. Yeah, it looks so much smaller
than I expected.Copy !req
931. I Can Fly? I love that one!Copy !req
932. Rainbow Unicorn! She's right there!Copy !req
933. My friend says you're famous.
She wants your autograph.Copy !req
934. No, no, Sadness,
don't bother Miss Unicorn, okay?Copy !req
935. Sorry, she's from out of town.
That was so embarrassing, right?Copy !req
936. I loved you in
Fairy Dream Adventure Part 7.Copy !req
937. Okay, bye. I love you!Copy !req
938. Wonder what that means.Copy !req
939. Well, let's go in.Copy !req
940. Set up the classroom set!
Today's memories are in!Copy !req
941. We've got a lot to work with here.Copy !req
942. Riley dumped her best friend,
had a miserable day at school,Copy !req
943. and quit hockey.Copy !req
944. The writers have
put together a killer script!Copy !req
945. Just because Joy
and Sadness are gone,Copy !req
946. I have to do stupid Dream Duty.Copy !req
947. Okay. How are we
going to wake her up?Copy !req
948. Well, she wakes up sometimes
when she has a scary dream.Copy !req
949. We could scare her.Copy !req
950. Scare her? No,
she's been through enough already.Copy !req
951. - But, Joy...
- Sadness,Copy !req
952. you may know your way
around down here, but I know Riley.Copy !req
953. We're gonna make her so happy,
she'll wake up with exhilaration.Copy !req
954. We'll excite her awake!Copy !req
955. That's never happened before.Copy !req
956. Riley loves dogs. Put this on.Copy !req
957. I don't think that'll work.Copy !req
958. - Bing Bong?
- Yeah?Copy !req
959. - Don't let anything happen to these.
- Got it.Copy !req
960. Add the reality distortion filter.Copy !req
961. Love it. Remember,
play to the camera, everyone!Copy !req
962. Riley is the camera!Copy !req
963. Makeup, get out of there,
we are on in five, four, three...Copy !req
964. Hello, class.Copy !req
965. Before we begin today's pop quiz...Copy !req
966. Man, she is one bad actress.Copy !req
967. which counts for 90%
of your final grade,Copy !req
968. I want to introduce
our new student. Riley.Copy !req
969. Would you like to stand upCopy !req
970. - and introduce yourself?
- Camera.Copy !req
971. And cue Riley.Copy !req
972. My name is Riley Andersen.Copy !req
973. I'm from Minnesota and now I live here.Copy !req
974. Look! Her teeth are falling out!Copy !req
975. - That's disgusting.
- Gross!Copy !req
976. Teeth falling out.
Yeah, I'm used to that one.Copy !req
977. Let me guess, we have no pants on.Copy !req
978. Hey, look! She came to school
with no pants on!Copy !req
979. Called it!Copy !req
980. Ready?Copy !req
981. I don't think this happy thing
is going to work. But if we scare her...Copy !req
982. Just follow my lead. Here we go.Copy !req
983. Bark! Bark! Bark!Copy !req
984. Who is that?Copy !req
985. What's going on?Copy !req
986. You're on! Go!Copy !req
987. Let's party! Let's dance!Copy !req
988. Hey, a party.Copy !req
989. Bark, bark, bark!Copy !req
990. Joy, this isn't working.Copy !req
991. Sadness, what are you doing?
Come back here!Copy !req
992. It's just a dream, it's just a dream.
It's just a dream.Copy !req
993. They're trying to wake her up.
Call security!Copy !req
994. Hi, Riley, it's me!Copy !req
995. - Who's your friend who likes to play?
- Bing Bong?Copy !req
996. - Bing Bong, Bing Bong!
- Sadness, stop! It was working!Copy !req
997. Sadness! You are ruining this dream!
You're scaring her!Copy !req
998. But look, it's working!Copy !req
999. They are not part of this dream.
Get them!Copy !req
1000. Stop right there!Copy !req
1001. Pan away! Pan away!Copy !req
1002. Pick a plotline!Copy !req
1003. - Careful!
- Hold still!Copy !req
1004. You can't do this!Copy !req
1005. I know people in Headquarters!Copy !req
1006. Cut that out! Please!Copy !req
1007. Do you like candy? You look hungry.
I get you candy! No!Copy !req
1008. No, no. No, no!Copy !req
1009. There go the Core Memories!Copy !req
1010. I can't go in there!
I'm scared of the dark! Please!Copy !req
1011. Come on.Copy !req
1012. - What is this place?
- The Subconscious.Copy !req
1013. It's where they take
all the troublemakers.Copy !req
1014. My hat feels loose.Copy !req
1015. How do we get in?Copy !req
1016. - Let me see.
- You got my hat? Or is that your hat?Copy !req
1017. - Yeah, it's my hat.
- You sure? Look in the label.Copy !req
1018. - Yeah, it says, "My hat."
- Wait, it says, "My hat"?Copy !req
1019. - My hat, it says.
- That's what I wrote in my hat.Copy !req
1020. - What are you talking about?
- You've got my hat on.Copy !req
1021. Okay, but it's my handwriting.Copy !req
1022. - Hey! You!
- You caught us!Copy !req
1023. Get back in there! No escaping!Copy !req
1024. I don't like it here. It's where
they keep Riley's darkest fears.Copy !req
1025. It's broccoli.Copy !req
1026. The stairs to the basement!Copy !req
1027. Grandma's vacuum cleaner!Copy !req
1028. Okay, come on.Copy !req
1029. - Would you walk quieter?
- I'm trying.Copy !req
1030. What is going...Copy !req
1031. Candy wrappers?Copy !req
1032. - Bing Bong!
- Joy?Copy !req
1033. There you are.Copy !req
1034. It's Jangles.Copy !req
1035. Who's the birthday girl?
Who's the birthday girl?Copy !req
1036. Do you have the Core Memories?Copy !req
1037. Yeah. All he cared about was the candy!Copy !req
1038. We're out of here! Let's get to that train!Copy !req
1039. Wait! The train's not running.
We still have to wake up Riley.Copy !req
1040. But how?Copy !req
1041. Oh, no!Copy !req
1042. Hey, Sadness. Did you hear
about the party they were having?Copy !req
1043. Yeah. Yes, Joy. Isn't it a birthday party?Copy !req
1044. Did you say birthday?Copy !req
1045. And there's going to be
cake and presents.Copy !req
1046. And games and balloons...Copy !req
1047. A birthday?Copy !req
1048. Okay. Follow us!Copy !req
1049. Nothing like a good scare
to wake you up, right?Copy !req
1050. Okay, but it's my handwriting.Copy !req
1051. No it isn't. That's my... I wrote that.Copy !req
1052. No, but this one's my handwriting.Copy !req
1053. Who's the birthday girl?Copy !req
1054. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
1055. We made it!Copy !req
1056. Guess who's on their way
to Headquarters!Copy !req
1057. We are!Copy !req
1058. - What is going on?
- He did it again!Copy !req
1059. We were at school, and we were naked,
and there was a dog,Copy !req
1060. and his back half was chasing him
and then we saw Bing Bong!Copy !req
1061. You idiot! It was a dream!
This is ridiculous!Copy !req
1062. We can't even get
a good night's sleep anymore.Copy !req
1063. Time to take action.Copy !req
1064. Stupid Mom and Dad.Copy !req
1065. If they hadn't moved us,
none of this would've happened.Copy !req
1066. Who's with me?Copy !req
1067. No.Copy !req
1068. Yeah. Let's do it.Copy !req
1069. She took it. There's no turning back.Copy !req
1070. So how are we going
to get to Minnesota from here?Copy !req
1071. Well, why don't we go down
to the elephant lotCopy !req
1072. and rent an elephant?Copy !req
1073. Hey. That sounds nice.Copy !req
1074. We're taking the bus, nitwit!Copy !req
1075. There's a bus
leaving tomorrow. Perfect!Copy !req
1076. A ticket costs money.
How do we get money?Copy !req
1077. - Mom's purse.
- You wouldn't.Copy !req
1078. But I would.
Where was it we saw it last?Copy !req
1079. - TripleDent gum
- No!Copy !req
1080. It's downstairs somewhere.
Mom and Dad got us into this mess.Copy !req
1081. They can pay to get us out.Copy !req
1082. How about this, huh? Isn't this nice?
You can see everything from up here.Copy !req
1083. Look, there's Inductive Reasoning.
There's Déjà Vu.Copy !req
1084. There's Language Processing.
There's Déjà Vu.Copy !req
1085. There's Critical Thinking.
There's Déjà Vu.Copy !req
1086. Hey, look at this, guys! Memories!Copy !req
1087. Hey. That was a good idea.
About scaring Riley awake.Copy !req
1088. You're not so bad.Copy !req
1089. Really?Copy !req
1090. Nice work.Copy !req
1091. I can't wait to get the old Riley back.Copy !req
1092. As soon as we get there,
I'm going to fix this whole mess.Copy !req
1093. Is this Riley?Copy !req
1094. She's so big now.
She won't fit in my rocket.Copy !req
1095. How are we gonna get to the moon?Copy !req
1096. It's that time in the twisty tree,
remember?Copy !req
1097. The hockey team showed up
and Mom and Dad were there cheering.Copy !req
1098. Look at her, having fun and laughing.Copy !req
1099. I love this one.Copy !req
1100. I love that one, too.Copy !req
1101. Atta girl! Now you're getting it!Copy !req
1102. Yeah. It was the day the Prairie Dogs
lost the big playoff game.Copy !req
1103. Riley missed the winning shot.
She felt awful. She wanted to quit.Copy !req
1104. Sorry. I went sad again, didn't I?Copy !req
1105. I'll tell you what. We can keep working
on that when we get back. Okay?Copy !req
1106. Okay.Copy !req
1107. But I just don't understand.Copy !req
1108. Why did our moving van
even go to Texas?Copy !req
1109. Multiple customers?Copy !req
1110. Well, we were promised
delivery on the fifth.Copy !req
1111. Excuse me,
isn't there any way that you can rush it?Copy !req
1112. Honesty Island?Copy !req
1113. Look out!Copy !req
1114. Come on!Copy !req
1115. Hold on!Copy !req
1116. Hurry up! Come on! Over here!
Come on, people! Let's, go, go, go!Copy !req
1117. Oh that was our way home.Copy !req
1118. We lost another island?
What is happening?Copy !req
1119. Haven't you heard?
Riley's running away.Copy !req
1120. What?Copy !req
1121. Wait, wait, hang on, guys.Copy !req
1122. Are we really doing this?
I mean, this is serious.Copy !req
1123. Look. We have no Core Memories.Copy !req
1124. You want Riley to be happy?Copy !req
1125. Let's get back to Minnesota
and make more.Copy !req
1126. Joy, if we hurry, we can still stop her.Copy !req
1127. Family Island. Let's go!Copy !req
1128. Joy! Joy! It's too dangerous!Copy !req
1129. We won't make it in time.Copy !req
1130. But that's our only way back!Copy !req
1131. A recall tube!Copy !req
1132. We can get recalled!Copy !req
1133. Have a great day, sweetheart.Copy !req
1134. See you after school, monkey.Copy !req
1135. We love you!Copy !req
1136. Go! Run, run! Go!Copy !req
1137. Whoa! Whoa! Sadness! Sadness, stop!Copy !req
1138. You're hurting Riley!Copy !req
1139. No, no, no! I did it again!Copy !req
1140. If you get in here,
these Core Memories will get sad.Copy !req
1141. I'm sorry. Riley needs to be happy.Copy !req
1142. Joy?Copy !req
1143. Joy!Copy !req
1144. Joy?Copy !req
1145. Joy!Copy !req
1146. Joy, what are you doing?
Will you stop it, please?Copy !req
1147. Don't you get it, Joy?
We're stuck down here.Copy !req
1148. We're forgotten.Copy !req
1149. We used to play tag and stuff.Copy !req
1150. But everything's different now.Copy !req
1151. Since we moved.Copy !req
1152. Do you remember how she used to stick
her tongue out when she was coloring?Copy !req
1153. I could listen to her stories all day.Copy !req
1154. I just wanted Riley to be happy.Copy !req
1155. And now...Copy !req
1156. It was the day the Prairie Dogs
lost the big playoff game.Copy !req
1157. Riley missed the winning shot.
She felt awful.Copy !req
1158. She wanted to quit.Copy !req
1159. Sadness.Copy !req
1160. Mom and Dad... The team...Copy !req
1161. They came to help because of Sadness.Copy !req
1162. We have to get back up there.Copy !req
1163. Joy, we're stuck down here.Copy !req
1164. We might as well be on another planet.Copy !req
1165. Another planet.Copy !req
1166. Who's your friend
who likes to play?Copy !req
1167. His rocket makes
you yell "Hooray!"Copy !req
1168. Who's the best in every way
and wants to sing this song to say?Copy !req
1169. Who's your friend who likes to play?
Bing Bong, Bing BongCopy !req
1170. His rocket makes
you yell "Hooray!"Copy !req
1171. Hop in.Copy !req
1172. Who's your friend who likes to play?
Bing Bong, Bing BongCopy !req
1173. His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"
Bing Bong, Bing BongCopy !req
1174. Who's the best in every way
and wants to sing this song to sayCopy !req
1175. Who's your friend who likes to play?
Bing Bong, Bing BongCopy !req
1176. His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"
Bing Bong, Bing BongCopy !req
1177. Who's the best in every way
and wants to sing the song to say...Copy !req
1178. Come on!Copy !req
1179. Who's your friend who likes to play?
Bing Bong, Bing BongCopy !req
1180. His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"
Bing Bong, Bing BongCopy !req
1181. Who's the best in every way
and wants to sing this song to sayCopy !req
1182. Who's your friend who likes to play?Copy !req
1183. Come on, Joy. One more time.Copy !req
1184. I got a feeling about this one.Copy !req
1185. Bing Bong, Bing Bong
His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"Copy !req
1186. Bing Bong, Bing BongCopy !req
1187. Who's the best in every way
and wants to sing this song to sayCopy !req
1188. Who's your friend who likes to play?
Bing Bong, Bing BongCopy !req
1189. Louder! Joy, sing louder!Copy !req
1190. To sing this song to say
Who's your friend who likes to...Copy !req
1191. Who's your friend who likes to play?
Bing Bong, Bing BongCopy !req
1192. His rocket makes you yell "Hooray!"
Bing Bong, Bing BongCopy !req
1193. Who's the best in every way
and wants to sing this song to sayCopy !req
1194. Bing BongCopy !req
1195. We're gonna make it!Copy !req
1196. Bing Bong! We did it!Copy !req
1197. We... Bing Bong? Bing Bong!Copy !req
1198. You made it!Copy !req
1199. Go! Go save Riley!Copy !req
1200. Take her to the moon for me. Okay?Copy !req
1201. I'll try, Bing Bong.Copy !req
1202. I promise.Copy !req
1203. We're home!Copy !req
1204. Riley? Riley!Copy !req
1205. I'll call her cell.Copy !req
1206. This is terrible. Wait,
is that someone walking towards us?Copy !req
1207. Yep, let's cross the street.Copy !req
1208. It's Mom. She's onto us!Copy !req
1209. - What do we do?
- Where's my bag?Copy !req
1210. Riley needs to get Core Memories.Copy !req
1211. - That's the stuff.
- We keep going.Copy !req
1212. Sadness!Copy !req
1213. Sadness! Sadness?Copy !req
1214. Come on, Sadness. Where are you?Copy !req
1215. Okay. If I were Sadness,
where would I be?Copy !req
1216. Everything is awful
and my legs don't work,Copy !req
1217. and you have to drag me around
while I touch all the...Copy !req
1218. Oh, no! It's Mom again! What do we do?Copy !req
1219. This is madness!
She shouldn't run away!Copy !req
1220. Let's get this idea out of her head.Copy !req
1221. Sadness?Copy !req
1222. - Sadness!
- Joy?Copy !req
1223. Wait! Sadness!Copy !req
1224. Just let me go!
Riley's better off without me!Copy !req
1225. Come back!Copy !req
1226. Okay, you're saying your husband
was blown away by an elephant.Copy !req
1227. Was he with anyone?Copy !req
1228. Yes! And there she is!Copy !req
1229. Hey! Come back here!Copy !req
1230. Forget it, Jake. It's Cloud Town.Copy !req
1231. What? Sadness!Copy !req
1232. I only make everything worse!Copy !req
1233. Wait! Sadness!
We got to get you back to...Copy !req
1234. - It's stuck!
- Great.Copy !req
1235. - What do you mean it's stuck?
- Now what?Copy !req
1236. Oh, no! What is this?Copy !req
1237. - How do we stop it?
- I got it!Copy !req
1238. Make her feel scared!
That'll make her change her mind!Copy !req
1239. - Brilliant!
- I know it's brilliant! Do it!Copy !req
1240. Nothing's working!
Why isn't it working?Copy !req
1241. - Let me try.
- Great! You broke it!Copy !req
1242. - No, I didn't! Don't touch that!
- Move!Copy !req
1243. Guys, we can't make
Riley feel anything.Copy !req
1244. What have we done?Copy !req
1245. Hey! Hey, look at me!
Did you mean what you said before?Copy !req
1246. I would die for Riley!
I would die for Riley!Copy !req
1247. Yeah, okay, haircut. Time to prove it.Copy !req
1248. I would die for Riley!
I would die for Riley!Copy !req
1249. I would die for Riley!Copy !req
1250. That's it! I fold!Copy !req
1251. This is crazy. This is crazy.
No, no, no. Joy. Be positive.Copy !req
1252. I am positive this is crazy!Copy !req
1253. - Now!
- For Riley!Copy !req
1254. - Joy?
- Hang on!Copy !req
1255. I wish Joy was here!Copy !req
1256. It's Joy!Copy !req
1257. Stand back!Copy !req
1258. That worked.Copy !req
1259. Well, what would you do,
if you're so smart?Copy !req
1260. I'd tell you,
but you're too dumb to understand.Copy !req
1261. What?Copy !req
1262. Of course your tiny brain is confused.Copy !req
1263. Guess I'll just have to
dumb it down to your level.Copy !req
1264. Sorry I don't speak moron
as well as you, but let me try. Duh!Copy !req
1265. Thank goodness you're back!Copy !req
1266. - Things are really messed up!
- We found this idea.Copy !req
1267. We were just
trying to make happy memories.Copy !req
1268. Joy, you got to fix this! Get up there!Copy !req
1269. Sadness, it's up to you.Copy !req
1270. - Me?
- Sadness?Copy !req
1271. I can't, Joy.Copy !req
1272. Yes, you can. Riley needs you.Copy !req
1273. Okay.Copy !req
1274. Wait! Stop! I want to get off!Copy !req
1275. All right. Thank you. We will.Copy !req
1276. Her teacher
hasn't even seen Riley all day.Copy !req
1277. - What was she wearing last?
- I can't believe this.Copy !req
1278. Riley, there you are! Thank goodness!Copy !req
1279. We were worried sick!
Where have you been? It's so late!Copy !req
1280. Honey! What happened?
Are you all right?Copy !req
1281. We asked the neighbors,
I called the school,Copy !req
1282. we talked to your teacher.Copy !req
1283. I know you don't want me to but...Copy !req
1284. I miss home.Copy !req
1285. I miss Minnesota.Copy !req
1286. You need me to be happy, but...Copy !req
1287. I want my old friends,
and my hockey team.Copy !req
1288. I want to go home.Copy !req
1289. Please don't be mad.Copy !req
1290. - Sweetie.
- We're not mad.Copy !req
1291. You know what? I miss Minnesota too.Copy !req
1292. I miss the woods where we took hikes.Copy !req
1293. And the backyard
where you used to play.Copy !req
1294. Spring Lake,
where you learned to skate.Copy !req
1295. Come here.Copy !req
1296. Hey, I'm liking this new view.Copy !req
1297. Friendship Island has expanded.Copy !req
1298. Glad they finally opened
that Friendly Argument section.Copy !req
1299. I like Tragic Vampire Romance Island.Copy !req
1300. Fashion Island? Everyone shut up.Copy !req
1301. Boy Band Island?
Hope that's just a phase.Copy !req
1302. Say what you want,
I think it's all beautiful.Copy !req
1303. All right. Here you go.Copy !req
1304. Your new expanded console
is up and running.Copy !req
1305. Cool! Upgrade!Copy !req
1306. Hey! Whoops, wait. Did I just do that?Copy !req
1307. Hey, guys? What's pub-er-Ty?Copy !req
1308. I don't know. It's probably not important.Copy !req
1309. I have access
to the entire curse word library!Copy !req
1310. This new console is the...Copy !req
1311. Sorry. I did it again. My bad.Copy !req
1312. They're getting to the rink.Copy !req
1313. Now when you get out there,
you be aggressive!Copy !req
1314. - I know, Dad.
- But not too aggressive.Copy !req
1315. You know, you guys don't
have to come to every game.Copy !req
1316. Are you kidding? I'm not missing one!
Go Foghorns!Copy !req
1317. - Go Riley! Foghorns are the best!
- Okay! I got to go!Copy !req
1318. They love us.Copy !req
1319. Yeah, Mom and Dad are pretty cool.Copy !req
1320. Guys, of course they are.
But we can't show it.Copy !req
1321. She loved the face painting!Copy !req
1322. Told you it was a great idea!Copy !req
1323. - Best idea he's had in a while.
- He's a really good guy.Copy !req
1324. Just in case.Copy !req
1325. Oh! Sorry.Copy !req
1326. Girl! Girl! Girl!Copy !req
1327. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
1328. Remember, just hustle.Copy !req
1329. - Go, Riley!
- You got this!Copy !req
1330. - You ready?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1331. All right. Let's play some hockey!Copy !req
1332. All right, Anger, take it!Copy !req
1333. Give us that puck or you're dead meat!Copy !req
1334. On our left. On our left!Copy !req
1335. Let's just try
not to get all smelly this time.Copy !req
1336. Mom and Dad are watching us fail.Copy !req
1337. Not for long!Copy !req
1338. We've been through a lot lately,
that's for sure.Copy !req
1339. But we still love our girl.Copy !req
1340. She has great new friends,
a great new house.Copy !req
1341. Things couldn't be better.Copy !req
1342. After all, Riley's twelve now.
What could happen?Copy !req
1343. And who can tell me what year
San Francisco was founded?Copy !req
1344. Anyone? Jordan?Copy !req
1345. How much more of this?Copy !req
1346. Five months, two weeks and four days
until summer vacation.Copy !req
1347. Then it's off to the Bahamas
with you know who!Copy !req
1348. Come fly with me, gatinha.Copy !req
1349. Have a nice day.Copy !req
1350. What are we mad about?Copy !req
1351. I don't know.
Whatever Troy's mad about.Copy !req
1352. - What's Troy mad about?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1353. I know. Totally.Copy !req
1354. We're a total fraud!
Do you think they can see through us?Copy !req
1355. Of course not!
We're wearing eye shadow!Copy !req
1356. Being cool is so exhausting.Copy !req
1357. Who's the birthday girl? Hey! Hello!Copy !req
1358. Six years of drama school for this?Copy !req
1359. Move it, will you?Copy !req
1360. What are you doing? Come on!Copy !req
1361. You know what? This is okay.
This is fine.Copy !req
1362. We just need to go to our happy place.Copy !req
1363. TripleDent gumCopy !req
1364. No! Not this again!Copy !req