1. File 82-712.Copy !req
2. Agent Rick Dicker
interrogating.Copy !req
3. State your name, please.Copy !req
4. Uh, Tony. Tony Rydinger.Copy !req
5. Tell me about the incident.Copy !req
6. Well, there's this girl,
um, in my class.Copy !req
7. I saw her at the track meet.Copy !req
8. - You're, uh, Violet, right?
- That's me.Copy !req
9. I sort of knew her,
but she'd changed.Copy !req
10. Relaxed.
She was more sure of herself.Copy !req
11. Cool, cute.Copy !req
12. I asked her out to a movie.Copy !req
13. So, Friday?Copy !req
14. - Friday.
- Friday.Copy !req
15. And I went to watch
the track meet.Copy !req
16. Not long after, this thing
happened in the parking lot.Copy !req
17. Behold! The Underminer!Copy !req
18. I am always beneath you,
but nothing is beneath me!Copy !req
19. As if things aren't
weird enough,Copy !req
20. I look over
and I see these boots.Copy !req
21. You two, stay here.Copy !req
22. Wait.
Should we be doing this?Copy !req
23. It is still illegal.Copy !req
24. They looked
like superheroes.Copy !req
25. - We're gonna lose him.
- Oh, all right.Copy !req
26. One of you patrol
the perimeter,Copy !req
27. keep the crowds
back and safe.Copy !req
28. The other,
watch after Jack-Jack.Copy !req
29. But I thought we were
gonna go with...Copy !req
30. You heard your mother.Copy !req
31. Trampoline me.Copy !req
32. I call perimeter!Copy !req
33. You're not
going anywhere,Copy !req
34. you little
maggoty creep!Copy !req
35. I see my chance
to get out of there.Copy !req
36. But there's something familiar
about one of the kids' voices.Copy !req
37. The girl, she's upsetCopy !req
38. and she throws down
her mask...Copy !req
39. and it's her!Copy !req
40. Oh. Tony!Copy !req
41. Hi.Copy !req
42. Uh, this isn't
what you think it is.Copy !req
43. It was just getting
too freaky.Copy !req
44. I couldn't handle it
and ran off.Copy !req
45. I feel kinda bad about it.Copy !req
46. Maybe I should've said
"hi" or something?Copy !req
47. It's not her fault
superheroes are illegal.Copy !req
48. And it's not like
I don't like strong girls.Copy !req
49. I'm pretty secure
manhood-wise.Copy !req
50. What is that?Copy !req
51. Have you told anyone else
about this? Your parents?Copy !req
52. No, they'd only think
I was hiding something.Copy !req
53. - You know what I mean?
- Sure, kid.Copy !req
54. I like this girl, Mr. Dicker.Copy !req
55. I'm supposed to go out
with her Friday night.Copy !req
56. Now, things are just
gonna be weird.Copy !req
57. I wish I could forget
I ever saw her in that suit.Copy !req
58. You will, kid.Copy !req
59. You will.Copy !req
60. Come on!Copy !req
61. Consider yourself undermined!Copy !req
62. Ooh.Copy !req
63. - Underminer!
- We meet again... Huh?Copy !req
64. Oh, great!
Now, he's on the agenda.Copy !req
65. Incredible!Copy !req
66. Meet Jack Hammer!Copy !req
67. Buh-bye!Copy !req
68. No, no, no! No, no, no!Copy !req
69. Everybody, stay back!
Okay? Stay back!Copy !req
70. You're not sticking me
with babysitting!Copy !req
71. I can't steer it or stop it.
And the Underminer's escaped!Copy !req
72. We'll have to stop it...
Bob! The monorail!Copy !req
73. Frozone! Yeah!Copy !req
74. We have to stop
this thingCopy !req
75. before it gets
to the overpass!Copy !req
76. I'll try to keep it away
from the buildings!Copy !req
77. Hey, lady!Copy !req
78. Thank you so much,
young man!Copy !req
79. What?Copy !req
80. Violet!Copy !req
81. Ahh!Copy !req
82. Stop!Copy !req
83. Everybody, stop!Copy !req
84. - Heads up, Dad!
- Dash!Copy !req
85. Violet!
Who's watching Jack-Jack?Copy !req
86. Dash is watching him!Copy !req
87. Violet, here, you take him!Copy !req
88. It's headed for City Hall!Copy !req
89. Mom needs help!Copy !req
90. They're out in public again!
This is our chance!Copy !req
91. Follow them,
follow Frozone!Copy !req
92. Bob! Help me
with the boiler!Copy !req
93. That should do it!Copy !req
94. What are you kids doing?
Get out of here!Copy !req
95. This thing's gonna blow!Copy !req
96. There's no time!Copy !req
97. We did it!Copy !req
98. Freeze, Supers!Copy !req
99. Oh, what did we do?Copy !req
100. Excuse me, Mr. Zone?Copy !req
101. Sorry, but I'm not
really supposed to be here.Copy !req
102. Which seems wrong...Copy !req
103. doesn't it?Copy !req
104. Perhaps you'd be interested
in changing that law?Copy !req
105. Superheroes including Frozone,Copy !req
106. Mr. Incredible,
and Elastigirl...Copy !req
107. caused further damage
to the city.Copy !req
108. The Underminer
remains at large.Copy !req
109. We didn't start
this fight.Copy !req
110. Well, you didn't
finish it either!Copy !req
111. Did you stop the Underminer
from inflicting more damage?Copy !req
112. No.Copy !req
113. Did you stop him
from robbing the banks?Copy !req
114. - No.
- Did you catch him?Copy !req
115. - No.
- The banks were insured.Copy !req
116. We have infrastructure
in placeCopy !req
117. to deal
with these matters.Copy !req
118. If you had simply
done nothing...Copy !req
119. everything would now beCopy !req
120. proceeding
in an orderly fashion.Copy !req
121. You'd have preferred
we do nothing?Copy !req
122. Without a doubt.Copy !req
123. You weren't much help.Copy !req
124. Do you want
out of the hole?Copy !req
125. First you gotta
put down the shovel.Copy !req
126. Well, that went poorly.Copy !req
127. Dad, this is probablyCopy !req
128. not the best time
to tell you about this...Copy !req
129. but something else
happened today with a kid...Copy !req
130. and my mask.Copy !req
131. Oh, hey, Rick.Copy !req
132. Violet thinks a friend
of hers, a kid named Tony...Copy !req
133. might have seen her in the
outfit, without her mask.Copy !req
134. - Talkative type?
- Don't know.Copy !req
135. Last name is Rydinger.Copy !req
136. Tony Rydinger.Copy !req
137. I'll check it out.Copy !req
138. Bob, Helen...Copy !req
139. a word
if you don't mind.Copy !req
140. Uh, the program's been
shut down.Copy !req
141. What?Copy !req
142. Politicians don't
understand people...Copy !req
143. who do good simply
because it's right.Copy !req
144. It makes 'em nervous.Copy !req
145. They've been gunning
for Supers for years.Copy !req
146. Today was all they needed.Copy !req
147. Anyway...Copy !req
148. I'm done.Copy !req
149. I'm afraid two more
weeks in the motelCopy !req
150. is the best
I can do for ya.Copy !req
151. It ain't much.Copy !req
152. You've done plenty, Rick.Copy !req
153. We won't forget.Copy !req
154. Well, it has been
a great honorCopy !req
155. working with
you good people.Copy !req
156. Thanks for everything,
and good luck.Copy !req
157. Yeah. You, too.Copy !req
158. Did you wash your hands?Copy !req
159. With soap?Copy !req
160. Did you dry them?Copy !req
161. What? Is this all vegetables?
Who ordered all vegetables?Copy !req
162. I did. They're good and
you're going to have some.Copy !req
163. Are we going to
talk about it?Copy !req
164. - What?
- The elephant in the room.Copy !req
165. - What elephant?
- I guess not then.Copy !req
166. You're referring
to today.Copy !req
167. Yeah, what's the deal
with today?Copy !req
168. We all made mistakes.Copy !req
169. For example,Copy !req
170. you kids were supposed
to watch Jack-Jack.Copy !req
171. Babysitting, while you guys
did the important stuff.Copy !req
172. We talked about this.Copy !req
173. You're not old enough to
decide about these things.Copy !req
174. We are old enough
to help out.Copy !req
175. Yeah!Copy !req
176. Isn't that what
you tell us, Dad?Copy !req
177. Yeah, well, "help out" can
mean many different things.Copy !req
178. But we're supposed to help,
if there's trouble.Copy !req
179. - Well, yeah, but...
- Aren't youCopy !req
180. - glad we helped today?
- Yeah, I know but...Copy !req
181. You said that you were
proud of us.Copy !req
182. Well, yeah, I was. Am!Copy !req
183. We wanna fight
bad guys!Copy !req
184. No, you don't!Copy !req
185. You said things
were different now.Copy !req
186. And they were,
on the island.Copy !req
187. But I didn't mean
that from now on...Copy !req
188. So now, we've gotta go back
to never using our powers.Copy !req
189. It defines who I am.Copy !req
190. We're not saying
you have...Copy !req
191. - What?
- Someone on TV said it.Copy !req
192. Can we just eat?Copy !req
193. The dinner, while it's hot?Copy !req
194. Did we do
something wrong?Copy !req
195. - Yes.
- No.Copy !req
196. We didn't do
anything wrong.Copy !req
197. Superheroes are illegal.Copy !req
198. Whether it's fair or not,
that's the law.Copy !req
199. The law should be fair. What
are we teaching our kids?Copy !req
200. To respect the law!Copy !req
201. Even when the law
is disrespectful?Copy !req
202. If laws are unjust, there
are laws to change them!Copy !req
203. Otherwise, it's chaos!Copy !req
204. Which is exactly
what we have!Copy !req
205. I just thought
it was kinda cool.Copy !req
206. - What was?
- Fighting crime as a family.Copy !req
207. It was cool.Copy !req
208. But it's over.
The world is what it is.Copy !req
209. We have to adapt.Copy !req
210. Are things bad?Copy !req
211. Things are fine.Copy !req
212. May I be excused?Copy !req
213. How much longer
in the motel, Dad?Copy !req
214. - Uh...
- Not much longer, honey.Copy !req
215. What are we
gonna do?Copy !req
216. I don't know.Copy !req
217. Maybe Dicker
will find something?Copy !req
218. Dicker is done, Bob.Copy !req
219. Any thought we had about being
Supers again is fantasy.Copy !req
220. One of us
has gotta get a job.Copy !req
221. One of us?Copy !req
222. You did a long stint
at Insuricare.Copy !req
223. Hated every minute of it.Copy !req
224. I know
it was hard on you.Copy !req
225. Maybe it's my turn
in the private sectorCopy !req
226. and you take care
of the kids...Copy !req
227. No, I'm doing this.
I need to do this.Copy !req
228. You know where my suit
and ties are?Copy !req
229. Burned up when...Copy !req
230. The jet destroyed
our house.Copy !req
231. Yeah.Copy !req
232. We can't count
on anyone else now, Bob.Copy !req
233. It's just us.Copy !req
234. We can't wait for...Copy !req
235. No lifeguard on duty!Copy !req
236. Swim at your own risk.Copy !req
237. Oh, where'd you go today?Copy !req
238. I noticed
you missed all the fun.Copy !req
239. Don't be mad because
I know when to leave a party.Copy !req
240. I'm just as illegal
as you guys.Copy !req
241. Besides, I knew the cops
would let you go.Copy !req
242. Yeah, in spite
of Bob's best efforts.Copy !req
243. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
244. I heard
the program shut down.Copy !req
245. How much longer
are you in this motel?Copy !req
246. Two weeks.Copy !req
247. Now, you know
the offer still stands.Copy !req
248. You're very generous,
but there are five of us.Copy !req
249. We wouldn't do that
to you and Honey.Copy !req
250. Well, door's always open.Copy !req
251. You know,
the news isn't all bad.Copy !req
252. While you guys
were being detained...Copy !req
253. I was approached by a dude
who represents this tycoon.Copy !req
254. - Winston Deavor.
- Wants to talk...Copy !req
255. with me, with you two,
about hero stuff.Copy !req
256. I checked him out.Copy !req
257. He's legit.Copy !req
258. Trained under Dicker.
He wants to meet.Copy !req
259. Ah, jeez!
More superhero trouble.Copy !req
260. We just came from
the police station, Lucius.Copy !req
261. - When?
- Tonight. I'm going there now.Copy !req
262. You enjoy,
I'm sitting this one out.Copy !req
263. He wants
all three of us.Copy !req
264. Honey, let's just at least
hear what he has to say.Copy !req
265. You got the address,
I'll meet you guys there.Copy !req
266. Go in our Supersuits?Copy !req
267. Yeah.Copy !req
268. Might wanna wear
the old Supersuits.Copy !req
269. Got a feeling
he's nostalgic.Copy !req
270. Where are you going?Copy !req
271. The fresh air
is especially good tonight.Copy !req
272. If Jack-Jack
wakes up...Copy !req
273. I know the drill.Copy !req
274. Your security badges.
Please, this way.Copy !req
275. Hey, listen,
you're my biggest fan.Copy !req
276. Good to see you.Copy !req
277. I'm your biggest fan.
Shoot!Copy !req
278. I love superheroes!Copy !req
279. The powers, the costumes...Copy !req
280. the mythic struggles.Copy !req
281. Winston Deavor.
You can call me Win.Copy !req
282. Genuine pleasure
to meet you.Copy !req
283. - Frozone!
- It's good to see you.Copy !req
284. - Elastigirl.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
285. - Mr. Incredible!
- Hello.Copy !req
286. Yeah!Copy !req
287. Can't tell you what a thrill this is.
And this...Copy !req
288. Oh, hello there, superheroes.
I'm so sorry I'm late.Copy !req
289. is my tardy sister,
Evelyn.Copy !req
290. And I'm scolding myself so
you don't have to, Winston!Copy !req
291. Spectacular.Copy !req
292. My father was so proudCopy !req
293. that I was even remotely
connected to you guys.Copy !req
294. He used to call you
the last line of defense.Copy !req
295. He was
your top supporter.Copy !req
296. He donated
to superhero causes.Copy !req
297. He raised moneyCopy !req
298. for the Dynaguy statue
in Avery Park.Copy !req
299. He got to know
many Supers personally.Copy !req
300. Even installed a phoneCopy !req
301. with direct lines
to Gazerbeam and Fironic...Copy !req
302. in case of emergencies.Copy !req
303. He loved that,
showed it off to everyone.Copy !req
304. He was heartbrokenCopy !req
305. when you were all forced
to go underground.Copy !req
306. Father believed
the worldCopy !req
307. would become more dangerous
without you.Copy !req
308. He didn't know
how right he was.Copy !req
309. There was a break-in.Copy !req
310. My father called Gazerbeam.Copy !req
311. The direct line.Copy !req
312. No answer.Copy !req
313. He called Fironic, no answer.Copy !req
314. Superheroes had just been
made illegal...Copy !req
315. The robbers discovered him
on the phone...Copy !req
316. and shot him.Copy !req
317. So...Copy !req
318. It must've been hard.Copy !req
319. Especially for Mother.Copy !req
320. She died a few months later.
Heartbreak.Copy !req
321. If superheroes had not been
forced underground...Copy !req
322. it never would've happened.Copy !req
323. Or Dad could've taken
Mom to the safe roomCopy !req
324. as soon as he knew
there was trouble.Copy !req
325. I disagree strongly!Copy !req
326. But we're not going
into it right now.Copy !req
327. The point is...Copy !req
328. nobody expected usCopy !req
329. to be able to actually
run Dad's company.Copy !req
330. But with Evelyn as designer,
and myself as operator...Copy !req
331. uh, we threw ourselves
into building DEVTECHCopy !req
332. into what it is today.Copy !req
333. A world-class
telecommunications company.Copy !req
334. Bigger than ever.Copy !req
335. Perfectly positioned to make
some wrong things right.Copy !req
336. Hence, this meeting.Copy !req
337. Let me
ask you something.Copy !req
338. What is the main reasonCopy !req
339. you were all
forced underground?Copy !req
340. - Ignorance.
- Perception.Copy !req
341. Take today for example,
with the Underminer.Copy !req
342. Difficult situation.Copy !req
343. You were faced with a
lot of hard decisions.Copy !req
344. Oh, tell me about it.Copy !req
345. I can't.Copy !req
346. Because I didn't see it...Copy !req
347. neither did anyone else.Copy !req
348. So, when you fight bad
guys like today...Copy !req
349. people don't see the fight
or what led up to it.Copy !req
350. They see what politicians
tell them to see.Copy !req
351. They see destruction
and they see you.Copy !req
352. So, if we wanna changeCopy !req
353. people's perceptions
about superheroes...Copy !req
354. we need youCopy !req
355. to share your perceptions
with the world.Copy !req
356. - How do we do that?
- With cameras.Copy !req
357. We need you to share your
perceptions with the world.Copy !req
358. How do we do that?Copy !req
359. We embed
tiny cameras, like those,Copy !req
360. into your Supersuits.Copy !req
361. Wow, so small.Copy !req
362. And the picture
is outstanding.Copy !req
363. Thanks!
Designed 'em myself.Copy !req
364. We've got
resources, lobbyists,Copy !req
365. worldwide connections...Copy !req
366. and very important,
insurance.Copy !req
367. Insurance is key.Copy !req
368. All we need now are the
super-est superheroes.Copy !req
369. It needs you three.
Come on!Copy !req
370. Help me make all Supers
legal again.Copy !req
371. This sounds great!Copy !req
372. Let's get this going.
What's my first assignment?Copy !req
373. That enthusiasm is golden.Copy !req
374. Now hold on to it.
But for our first move...Copy !req
375. Well, Elastigirl
is our best play.Copy !req
376. Better than me?Copy !req
377. I mean, she's good.Copy !req
378. Really, a credit to her...Copy !req
379. You know. You know.Copy !req
380. With great respect...Copy !req
381. let's not test the wholeCopy !req
382. "insurance-will-pay-
for-everything" idea...Copy !req
383. on the first go 'round, okay?Copy !req
384. Wait a minute. You're saying what?
I'm messy?Copy !req
385. Well, Evelyn did
a cost-benefit analysis...Copy !req
386. comparing all your last
five years of crime fightingCopy !req
387. before going underground.Copy !req
388. And Elastigirl's numbers
are self-explanatory.Copy !req
389. Well, it's not
a fair comparison!Copy !req
390. Heavyweight problems
need heavyweight solutions.Copy !req
391. Of course!
We're gonna solveCopy !req
392. all kinds
of problems together.Copy !req
393. After the perfect launch
with Elastigirl!Copy !req
394. So, what do you say?Copy !req
395. What do I say?Copy !req
396. I don't know.Copy !req
397. What do you mean,
you don't know?Copy !req
398. A few hours ago, you were
saying it was over...Copy !req
399. and being a superhero
was a fantasy.Copy !req
400. Now, you get the offer
of a lifetimeCopy !req
401. and you don't know?Copy !req
402. It's not that simple, Bob.
I wanna protect the kids!Copy !req
403. So do I.Copy !req
404. From jail, Bob!Copy !req
405. And how do you do that?Copy !req
406. By turning down a chance
to change the lawCopy !req
407. that forces them to hide
what they are?Copy !req
408. They haven't decided what they are.
They're still kids.Copy !req
409. Kids with powers,
which makes them Supers...Copy !req
410. whether they decide to
use those powers or not.Copy !req
411. This will benefit them.Copy !req
412. It's not a good time
to be away.Copy !req
413. Dash is having trouble
with homework...Copy !req
414. Vi is worried
about her first dateCopy !req
415. with that boy she likes,
Tony...Copy !req
416. and Jack-Jack...Copy !req
417. Jack-Jack?
What's wrong with him?Copy !req
418. Okay, nothing's wrong
with Jack-Jack.Copy !req
419. But even a normal baby
needs a lot of attention.Copy !req
420. I'm just not sure
I can leave.Copy !req
421. Of course you can leave.Copy !req
422. You've got to.
So that I...Copy !req
423. we can be Supers again,Copy !req
424. so our kids can have
that choice.Copy !req
425. So you can have
that choice.Copy !req
426. All right, yes!Copy !req
427. So I can have
that choice.Copy !req
428. And I would do a great job!Copy !req
429. Regardless of what Deavor's
pie charts say or whatever...Copy !req
430. But they want you.Copy !req
431. And you'll do a great...Copy !req
432. job...Copy !req
433. too.Copy !req
434. Well, that
was excruciating to watch.Copy !req
435. I can't lie to you.Copy !req
436. It's nice to be wanted.
Flattering, you know, but...Copy !req
437. But what's the choice?Copy !req
438. One, do this right,Copy !req
439. get well paid,
we're out of the motel...Copy !req
440. and things get better
for all Supers,Copy !req
441. including our kids.Copy !req
442. Or two...Copy !req
443. I find a job in two weeks
or we're homeless.Copy !req
444. You know
it's crazy, right?Copy !req
445. To help my family,
I gotta leave it.Copy !req
446. To fix the law,
I gotta break it.Copy !req
447. You'll be great.Copy !req
448. I know I will.Copy !req
449. But what about you?
We have kids.Copy !req
450. I'll watch the kids,
no problem.Copy !req
451. - Easy.
- Easy, huh?Copy !req
452. You're adorable.Copy !req
453. Well, if there is
a problem,Copy !req
454. I'll drop this thing
and come right back.Copy !req
455. You won't need to.Copy !req
456. I got it,
you go do this thing.Copy !req
457. Do it so...Copy !req
458. I can do it better.Copy !req
459. Deavor here.Copy !req
460. This is Elastigirl.Copy !req
461. I'm in.Copy !req
462. Mr. Deavor,
it's wonderful...Copy !req
463. but it's too generous.Copy !req
464. Nonsense! That's the
least we can do.Copy !req
465. We're partners now!Copy !req
466. Can't have my partners
living in a motel.Copy !req
467. But whose house?
Is it a house?Copy !req
468. It's my house.
I have several.Copy !req
469. I'm not using that one.
Stay as long as you need.Copy !req
470. I don't know
what to say.Copy !req
471. How about "thanks"?Copy !req
472. This is our new house?Copy !req
473. Okay, easy, tiger.
It's being loaned to us.Copy !req
474. This is homey.Copy !req
475. Look at this place.Copy !req
476. Deavor bought it from
an eccentric billionaire...Copy !req
477. who liked to come and go
without being seen...Copy !req
478. so the house has
multiple hidden exits.Copy !req
479. Good thing
we won't stand out.Copy !req
480. Wouldn't want to attract
any unnecessary attention.Copy !req
481. It's got
a big yard!Copy !req
482. Isn't this a bit much?Copy !req
483. Near a forest!Copy !req
484. Would you rather be
at the motel?Copy !req
485. And a pool!Copy !req
486. What exactly
is Mom's new job?Copy !req
487. The important thing is
we're out of the motel.Copy !req
488. I like Mom's new job!Copy !req
489. Oh, ho, ho!Copy !req
490. Whoa.Copy !req
491. Whoa.Copy !req
492. Well, check out
the water features.Copy !req
493. - Oh!
- Wow.Copy !req
494. Wicked cool!Copy !req
495. Hey! Dash! Stop it!Copy !req
496. - Not the couch! Stop it!
- No! Dash!Copy !req
497. Stop!Copy !req
498. - Don't touch the buttons!
- The couch!Copy !req
499. - Dash!
- No!Copy !req
500. No, no!Copy !req
501. Oh, no.
Oh, boy.Copy !req
502. This isn't me.Copy !req
503. I'm not all dark
and angsty.Copy !req
504. I'm Elastigirl.Copy !req
505. I'm, you know,
flexible.Copy !req
506. E designed this?Copy !req
507. No, some guy named
Alexander Galbaki.Copy !req
508. Glad it's you and not me,Copy !req
509. 'cause you're gonna
hear from her.Copy !req
510. This note came with it.Copy !req
511. What?Copy !req
512. A new Elasticycle.Copy !req
513. Elasticycle? I didn't
know you had a bike.Copy !req
514. Hey, I had a mohawk.Copy !req
515. There's a lot about me
you don't know.Copy !req
516. Yeah, but...
A mohawk?Copy !req
517. Ah, you didn't miss anything.Copy !req
518. Oh, yeah!
This one's electric.Copy !req
519. - What's that mean?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
520. Means it's torque-y.
I'll get the hang of it.Copy !req
521. You will be great.Copy !req
522. I will be great.
And you will, too.Copy !req
523. We will both be great.Copy !req
524. Bye, sweetie.Copy !req
525. Wait a minute!Copy !req
526. - Is that Elastigirl?
- I think that's Elastigirl.Copy !req
527. Hey! Elastigirl!Copy !req
528. Marry me, Elastigirl!Copy !req
529. No theme songsCopy !req
530. or I'll turn this bus
right around!Copy !req
531. Look at that.Copy !req
532. New Urbem.Copy !req
533. You wanna make a big
crime fighting statement...Copy !req
534. you go where
the crime is big.Copy !req
535. Strange thing to be
excited about, Winston.Copy !req
536. It's like
a superhero's playground!Copy !req
537. No Sugar Bombs
on my watch.Copy !req
538. Where's Mom?Copy !req
539. She's up and out.Copy !req
540. She's at her new job
doing hero work.Copy !req
541. But I thought superheroes
were still illegal.Copy !req
542. They are, for now.Copy !req
543. So Mom is getting paid
to break the law?Copy !req
544. She's not breaking...Copy !req
545. She's an advocate
for superheroes.Copy !req
546. It's a new job.Copy !req
547. So, Mom is going out
illegally...Copy !req
548. to explain why
she shouldn't be illegal.Copy !req
549. Hey... Hey!Copy !req
550. The bus is here!Copy !req
551. Whoa! Grab your stuff quickly!
Go on, get on the...Copy !req
552. Put your homework
in your pack!Copy !req
553. Bye-bye!Copy !req
554. We're gonna get along
just fine...Copy !req
555. 'cause you don't ask any hard questions.Copy !req
556. All right. All locations,Copy !req
557. we need to know
where you want us.Copy !req
558. Stand by.Copy !req
559. Seems strange
to wait for crime.Copy !req
560. Relax.
You're smack in the middle...Copy !req
561. of the worst crime area
in the city. It's perfect.Copy !req
562. It's a superhero's
playground.Copy !req
563. "It's a superhero's
playground." Right.Copy !req
564. You know,
after we went underground...Copy !req
565. my husband used to listen
to a police scanner...Copy !req
566. waiting for something
to happen.Copy !req
567. And I got mad at him
for it.Copy !req
568. Oh, I'm such a hypocrite.Copy !req
569. - All units.
- Something's up.Copy !req
570. We've been picking up
some chatter aboutCopy !req
571. potential disruptions to the
hovertrain's opening ceremony.Copy !req
572. - Disruption or threat?
- Both.Copy !req
573. Station's at Fifty-Fourth
and Nottingham.Copy !req
574. A potential threat!
Perfect!Copy !req
575. Fifty-fourth and Nottingham.
Go, go, go!Copy !req
576. Hey, Vi! I want you
back here by 10:30.Copy !req
577. 11-ish?Copy !req
578. 10-ish,
heading for 9:30-ish.Copy !req
579. 10:30-ish it is.Copy !req
580. Enjoy the movie.Copy !req
581. "In the county of Noddoff...Copy !req
582. "the Frubbers of Freep...Copy !req
583. "are all giving in to
the sweet succor of sleep."Copy !req
584. We will
control the horizontal...Copy !req
585. we will control the vertical.Copy !req
586. That's not the way you're
supposed to do it, Dad.Copy !req
587. They want us
to do it this way.Copy !req
588. I don't know that way!
Why would they change math?Copy !req
589. - It's okay, Dad.
- Math is math!Copy !req
590. I'll just wait for Mom
to get back.Copy !req
591. What?Copy !req
592. She won't understand it
any better than I do...Copy !req
593. The Outer Limits.Copy !req
594. "All over Doozle-Dorf,Copy !req
595. "the Fribbers of Frupp
are going to sleep...Copy !req
596. "'cause they just
can't keep up.Copy !req
597. "All over Doozle-Dorf,
Doozles are dozing.Copy !req
598. "Eyelids so heavy,
they're drooping.Copy !req
599. "Closing! The point is:Copy !req
600. "Everyone,
everyone's hitting the sack!Copy !req
601. "Everyone's getting the sleep
that they lack."Copy !req
602. Mayors often brag
about their cities...Copy !req
603. and I'm no exception.Copy !req
604. And I'm willing to admitCopy !req
605. that New Urbem
is not the only city...Copy !req
606. Are you sure the police are
gonna be okay with this?Copy !req
607. Sure. You're making
life easy for them.Copy !req
608. They still haven't
forgiven usCopy !req
609. for the last time we made
life easy for them.Copy !req
610. I know the Chief of Police.
There won't be a problem.Copy !req
611. With all due respect...Copy !req
612. if you alone had handled
the Underminer...Copy !req
613. things would have
been different.Copy !req
614. I'm just saying.Copy !req
615. on budget
and ahead of schedule...Copy !req
616. to launch our magnificent
new hovertrain.Copy !req
617. It can get you
where you need to goCopy !req
618. at ridiculous speeds.Copy !req
619. The future is open
for business!Copy !req
620. Wait. The train has stopped.Copy !req
621. It's going
the wrong direction.Copy !req
622. It's going the wrong way.Copy !req
623. I'm going after it.Copy !req
624. This thing's really moving.Copy !req
625. 100 and climbing.
How much track is built?Copy !req
626. About 25 miles.Copy !req
627. No one can shut
this thing down?Copy !req
628. They've tried. No-go.Copy !req
629. Is that Elastigirl?Copy !req
630. Overrides?Copy !req
631. They're locked out
of the system.Copy !req
632. - What about a fail-safe?
- Not enough time.Copy !req
633. Someone's calling!
Switching over.Copy !req
634. Hey, Mom.
I can't find my high-topsCopy !req
635. and Dad
can't find them either.Copy !req
636. But he won't call you
and ask, so I am.Copy !req
637. Do not call your mother!Copy !req
638. Dash, honey.
Can't talk right now.Copy !req
639. Look under your bed, okay.
How much time?Copy !req
640. Less than two minutes!Copy !req
641. There's a shortcut. Cut
through the culvert up ahead.Copy !req
642. I don't know
if I can stay with it.Copy !req
643. What the heck was that?Copy !req
644. Is everybody all right?
Is anybody injured?Copy !req
645. Are you all right?Copy !req
646. Your story better be good.Copy !req
647. Hey. Hey!Copy !req
648. What happened?Copy !req
649. Honey, why are you...Copy !req
650. Don't say anything.Copy !req
651. It's Dad.
Are you okay?Copy !req
652. I'm fine. I don't
wanna talk about it.Copy !req
653. Tony didn't even call?Copy !req
654. I don't wanna
talk about it.Copy !req
655. - Oh, honey...
- Dad!Copy !req
656. If you want me to feel
better, then leave me alone.Copy !req
657. Please?Copy !req
658. See, there's nothingCopy !req
659. a cop hates worse
than a missing child.Copy !req
660. My kid brother's son.
Today is his first birthday.Copy !req
661. Oh, but if anybodyCopy !req
662. can find that child,
it's you, Roman.Copy !req
663. Because you're
a wonderful policeman.Copy !req
664. This is a holdup.Copy !req
665. All right, get your hands up,
turn your back.Copy !req
666. Put your hands behindCopy !req
667. your heads
and keep them there!Copy !req
668. Don't move!Copy !req
669. Drop that.
All right, now get over there.Copy !req
670. Watch the door.Copy !req
671. You think I'm kiddin'?Copy !req
672. Now.Copy !req
673. I said now!Copy !req
674. I got it! Come on,
I tell you, come on!Copy !req
675. You wanna get killed?Copy !req
676. Uh-oh.Copy !req
677. No, no, no!Copy !req
678. No!Copy !req
679. No, no, no.Copy !req
680. No, no, no.Copy !req
681. No, no, no!Copy !req
682. You have powers!Copy !req
683. Yeah, baby,Copy !req
684. and there's not
a scratch on you!Copy !req
685. Did you go through
the locked door?Copy !req
686. Are those your powers?Copy !req
687. Who can multiply
like rabbitsCopy !req
688. and go right through
any solid...Copy !req
689. Oh, my God!Copy !req
690. - Hello?
- Hey, honey.Copy !req
691. - You weren't gonna call me?
- Oh, hey!Copy !req
692. No. I mean, yes, yeah...Copy !req
693. I just didn't wanna wake you.Copy !req
694. The strangest thing just
happened out in the yard.Copy !req
695. Sounds like I just
woke you up.Copy !req
696. No, no.Copy !req
697. - It's just, Jack-Jack...
- He had an accident!Copy !req
698. I knew it!Copy !req
699. I'm coming home right now!
I never should have...Copy !req
700. No accident. Stay there
and finish your mission.Copy !req
701. You never should...Copy !req
702. What? You don't think
I can do this?Copy !req
703. No, no.
Sorry. I misspoke.Copy !req
704. Do you need me
to come back?Copy !req
705. No, no. No, I've got this.
Everything's great.Copy !req
706. What happened
with Jack-Jack?Copy !req
707. Nothing.
He's in excellent health.Copy !req
708. Well, that's good.Copy !req
709. - How was Violet's date?
- Uh...Copy !req
710. That was tonight, right?Copy !req
711. Yes. Good.Copy !req
712. All fine and good.Copy !req
713. And Jack-Jack went down
with no trouble?Copy !req
714. Fine, yes, no trouble.Copy !req
715. And Dash got
his homework done?Copy !req
716. All done.Copy !req
717. So, things haven't
spiraled outCopy !req
718. of control
the moment I left?Copy !req
719. Amazing as it may seem,Copy !req
720. it has been
quite uneventful in fact.Copy !req
721. How about you?Copy !req
722. I saved a runaway train!Copy !req
723. It was so great!Copy !req
724. The mayor was there to cut
the ribbon on this new train.Copy !req
725. Elastigirl pursued the trainCopy !req
726. and was able
to successfully activate...Copy !req
727. Blah, blah, blah. He says a
few words, cuts the ribbon...Copy !req
728. and the train starts pullingCopy !req
729. out of the station
backwards...Copy !req
730. track of
its brand new hovertrain...Copy !req
731. malfunctioned...Copy !req
732. thanking Elastigirl...Copy !req
733. Superhero Elastigirl...Copy !req
734. Elastigirl...Copy !req
735. Boom! No casualties!Copy !req
736. specialized motorbike,Copy !req
737. saving all of
the passengers...Copy !req
738. One thing
leads to anotherCopy !req
739. and suddenly,
I go after it!Copy !req
740. I'm telling you, honey,
it was a saga!Copy !req
741. That's fantastic, honey!Copy !req
742. And on your first night!Copy !req
743. I am so proud of you, really.Copy !req
744. I'm proud of you, honey.Copy !req
745. I know you want to get out
there and you will soon.Copy !req
746. And you'll be amazing.Copy !req
747. I couldn't have done thisCopy !req
748. if you hadn't
taken over so well.Copy !req
749. Thanks for handling
everything.Copy !req
750. It's nothing.Copy !req
751. I love you, honey.
I'll be back soon.Copy !req
752. - Sweet dreams.
- Sweet dreams, honey.Copy !req
753. "Hey, Dad, it's okay.Copy !req
754. "I'll just wait for Mom
to get home."Copy !req
755. As if she could...
I know how to...Copy !req
756. I can do math.Copy !req
757. Oh, brother...Copy !req
758. Wait for Mom!Copy !req
759. What am I,
a substitute parent?Copy !req
760. It's not my fault
they changed math.Copy !req
761. Come on, buddy.
Come on.Copy !req
762. I think I understand
your math assignment.Copy !req
763. We still have some time
to finish it before your test.Copy !req
764. So first, you wanna put
all the numbersCopy !req
765. by themselves on one side.Copy !req
766. you change the sign.Copy !req
767. That means a plus becomes
a minus and a minus...Copy !req
768. You got it?Copy !req
769. Yeah, baby!Copy !req
770. Oh. Uh, hello.Copy !req
771. We're in a new house.Copy !req
772. I did write my address
on your locker...Copy !req
773. in permanent ink.Copy !req
774. Oh, is that what that is?Copy !req
775. Did you forget?Copy !req
776. Forget what?Copy !req
777. That's funny.Copy !req
778. Points for funny.Copy !req
779. Oh, was it
the weird outfit?Copy !req
780. Because there's a reason.Copy !req
781. I'm in a drama class...Copy !req
782. and they just wanna do
Shakespeare...Copy !req
783. but they're like, "Try to make
it relevant for the kids."Copy !req
784. So, like, "Oh, superheroes!
Kids love superheroes."Copy !req
785. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
786. You wanna wear
one kind of tights...Copy !req
787. and then they're like,Copy !req
788. "No, wear these
other kind of tights."Copy !req
789. Do I know you?Copy !req
790. Many say your speech
today is critical.Copy !req
791. Both sides just want the
best for their people.Copy !req
792. We are so close to finally
getting peace in the region.Copy !req
793. I haven't done this
in a while.Copy !req
794. This is good. The train
gives us momentum.Copy !req
795. Just go out there and
be your charming self...Copy !req
796. and capitalize on it.Copy !req
797. Ms. Elastigirl,
they're ready for you.Copy !req
798. Hey, stretch a leg.Copy !req
799. Thank you, Chad.
It was fun.Copy !req
800. Ambassador, your documents.
We're moving to the rooftop.Copy !req
801. Oh, Madame Ambassador,
hello!Copy !req
802. Oh, you are Elastigirl!Copy !req
803. This is why now
I'm shaking your hand.Copy !req
804. It was so sad
when you went underground.Copy !req
805. I am glad to see you back
in your shiny outfit.Copy !req
806. That means so much
coming from you.Copy !req
807. Good luck
with your speech.Copy !req
808. This way, Ambassador.Copy !req
809. Bring lasting peace!Copy !req
810. I will,
when you defeat evil.Copy !req
811. Okay.Copy !req
812. Three, two...Copy !req
813. For over 15 years,Copy !req
814. superheroes have been
in hiding.Copy !req
815. Forced into it
by a societyCopy !req
816. no longer willing
to support them.Copy !req
817. That may soon be changing...Copy !req
818. due to a growing movement
to bring the Supers back.Copy !req
819. Here, fresh on the heels
of her ownCopy !req
820. heroic save
of a runaway train...Copy !req
821. and sporting a new look,
is the superhero, Elastigirl.Copy !req
822. - Welcome!
- Hello, Chad.Copy !req
823. All the polls are going
in your direction.Copy !req
824. That's true.
Things are good...Copy !req
825. Hello.Copy !req
826. Uh, hello?Copy !req
827. Do I have your attention?Copy !req
828. Yes, Chad.Copy !req
829. Of course I do.Copy !req
830. I'm appearing
on your screen.Copy !req
831. Reading the words I'm saying
off of another screen.Copy !req
832. Screens are everywhere.Copy !req
833. We are controlled by screens.Copy !req
834. And screens
are controlled by me...Copy !req
835. Screenslaver.Copy !req
836. Hey!Copy !req
837. I control this broadcast...Copy !req
838. and this idiotic anchorman
you see before you.Copy !req
839. What's wrong
with him?Copy !req
840. The signal's been hijacked.
I'll check it out.Copy !req
841. Don't look at any monitors.Copy !req
842. I could hijack
the ambassador's aerocade...Copy !req
843. while it's still airborne.Copy !req
844. Right, Elastigirl?Copy !req
845. Nearest window!
Where's the nearest window?Copy !req
846. - Oh, what's going on?
- Where's Elastigirl?Copy !req
847. Which one?Copy !req
848. Elastigirl!
What are you doing here?Copy !req
849. The ambassador is in danger.
Which chopper is she...Copy !req
850. Look out!Copy !req
851. Follow them
and get me close!Copy !req
852. Get out of the sky,
and touch down safely!Copy !req
853. Stand down! It's Elastigirl.Copy !req
854. Stay in your seat, ma'am!Copy !req
855. We're under attack!Copy !req
856. Quick, go!
Protect the ambassador!Copy !req
857. Open the door!Copy !req
858. Do as she says!Copy !req
859. Can you all swim?Copy !req
860. - Yeah.
- No!Copy !req
861. We're gonna have
to slingshot! Hang on!Copy !req
862. Are you all right, ma'am?Copy !req
863. I'm perfectly fine...Copy !req
864. Ah! Ooh! Ah! Oh!Copy !req
865. Boys are jerks
and superheroes suck.Copy !req
866. Good morning!Copy !req
867. He takes one look
at me in that suit...Copy !req
868. and decides to pretend
he doesn't even know me.Copy !req
869. He's protecting himself.Copy !req
870. If he really did see you,
it's best that he forget.Copy !req
871. It's better for you, too.Copy !req
872. I can't tell you
how many memoriesCopy !req
873. Dicker's had to erase
over the years...Copy !req
874. when someone figured outCopy !req
875. your mother's
or my identity.Copy !req
876. It was Dicker!Copy !req
877. - You told him about Tony!
- Honey...Copy !req
878. You had me erased
from Tony's mind!Copy !req
879. I hate superheroes!Copy !req
880. And I renounce them!Copy !req
881. I renounce them!Copy !req
882. Is she having adolescence?Copy !req
883. A new report
out today shows that,Copy !req
884. when it comes
to decision-making...Copy !req
885. people have more trust
in a monkeyCopy !req
886. throwing darts than Congress.Copy !req
887. What's going on, Tommy?
A protest?Copy !req
888. They're here in support.Copy !req
889. Support? Support of what?Copy !req
890. Well, in support of you.Copy !req
891. Wow. Oh, hey...Copy !req
892. Thanks for coming out. Hi.Copy !req
893. Oh, my goodness.
Thanks so much.Copy !req
894. Oh, hello.Copy !req
895. What does your sign say?Copy !req
896. Ka-boom! Ka-pow!Copy !req
897. Supers should be legal now!Copy !req
898. Talk to ya.
Oh, what do ya know!Copy !req
899. Ellenwood.Copy !req
900. Oh, now you wanna
return my callsCopy !req
901. about superheroes, huh?Copy !req
902. Oh. I'll have to
call you back.Copy !req
903. Oh, that felt good.Copy !req
904. Felicia, hold my calls,
please.Copy !req
905. Hey!
It's working!Copy !req
906. Hey, the ambassador
made a big speechCopy !req
907. about superheroes today.Copy !req
908. Turns out
saving someone's lifeCopy !req
909. makes a good impression
on them. Who knew, huh?Copy !req
910. I'm getting calls
from all over the world.Copy !req
911. Media awareness
is up 72%.Copy !req
912. The push
for superhero legalizationCopy !req
913. is becoming
a worldwide movement!Copy !req
914. I have big plans
for our next move.Copy !req
915. We're gonna have
a summit at sea.Copy !req
916. We'll use our ship...Copy !req
917. we'll gather leaders
and Supers...Copy !req
918. - from all over the world.
- That's great.Copy !req
919. I'm happy.Copy !req
920. I'm happy
the numbers are up.Copy !req
921. I'm happy the ambassador
is pro-superhero...Copy !req
922. and I'm happy
you're happy.Copy !req
923. I'm hearing that you're happy,
but why am I not feeling it?Copy !req
924. Because I didn't get him!Copy !req
925. Screenslaver
is still out there.Copy !req
926. All I did was play his game
and win this round.Copy !req
927. He's gonna want moreCopy !req
928. and as long as
he gets to play, he wins.Copy !req
929. One thing
I've learned in business?Copy !req
930. Smell the flowers.Copy !req
931. They don't bloom that often.Copy !req
932. What do you want
on your tombstone?Copy !req
933. "She worried a lot"?Copy !req
934. All right,
stop talking.Copy !req
935. Show her.Copy !req
936. This is just so exciting, isn't it?
Huh?Copy !req
937. Oh, wow. Uh...Copy !req
938. Wow! Elastigirl,
there you are.Copy !req
939. - Hello.
- I didn't...Copy !req
940. Wow!Copy !req
941. Come on, get yourself
together, Karen.Copy !req
942. Hi, my superhero name
is Voyd.Copy !req
943. I just wanna thank you,
for, like, for being you!Copy !req
944. Okay, what I can do,
um, is this.Copy !req
945. Yeah.Copy !req
946. That is impressive.
Very interdimensional.Copy !req
947. I felt like
an outcast before.Copy !req
948. But now, with you being
you, I feel like...Copy !req
949. Yay, me.Copy !req
950. I flew them in
from all over.Copy !req
951. They've all been
in hiding.Copy !req
952. They have powers,
secret identities...Copy !req
953. and names
they've given themselves.Copy !req
954. I'm Screech.
It's a pleasure.Copy !req
955. I've always considered youCopy !req
956. the gold standard
for superheroes.Copy !req
957. Well, thanks.
You're too nice.Copy !req
958. I am called Brick.Copy !req
959. Nice to meet you, Brick.
Uh, where are you from?Copy !req
960. Wisconsin.Copy !req
961. Oh. Elastigirl.
I assume your powers are...Copy !req
962. You know,
zapping things electrically...Copy !req
963. charging things, bolts of
lightning, that kind of stuff.Copy !req
964. Name's Reflux.Copy !req
965. Medical condition or
superpower, you decide.Copy !req
966. That's a little lineCopy !req
967. I say just to put
people at ease.Copy !req
968. Hope I don't offend.Copy !req
969. Oh, no, no, no.
Reflux. Love it.Copy !req
970. Well, I do look forward
to working with you.Copy !req
971. Yes, that is impressive.
Keep practicing.Copy !req
972. Ow!Copy !req
973. Well, I'm beat. Congratulations.
Big day.Copy !req
974. Good night, ladies.
I will see you tomorrow.Copy !req
975. Good night.Copy !req
976. Must be nice for you,Copy !req
977. being out front
after all this time.Copy !req
978. Out front?Copy !req
979. Well, it's been a while
since your superhero days...Copy !req
980. and even then,
you were kind ofCopy !req
981. in Mr. Incredible's
shadow.Copy !req
982. Nah, I beg to differ.Copy !req
983. I'm not... I'm not
saying you weren't big.Copy !req
984. No, you were,
and are, a superstar...Copy !req
985. but you have the stage
to yourself now.Copy !req
986. And people have
to pay attention.Copy !req
987. Oh, you mean, "It's a man's
world" and all that?Copy !req
988. Well, what world
do you live in?Copy !req
989. Your brother runs DEVTECH.Copy !req
990. I don't want his job.
I invent, he sells.Copy !req
991. I ask you, which of us
has the greater influence?Copy !req
992. Which side of me
are you asking?Copy !req
993. The believer or the cynic?Copy !req
994. The cynic...Copy !req
995. Would say selling
is more importantCopy !req
996. because the best sellers
have the most buyers.Copy !req
997. Doesn't matter
what you're selling.Copy !req
998. It only matters
what people buy.Copy !req
999. This is true.Copy !req
1000. If I discovered the
origin of the universe...Copy !req
1001. my brother
would find a wayCopy !req
1002. to market it as a,
uh, foot massager.Copy !req
1003. So, what would
the believer say?Copy !req
1004. The believer would tell you
to make your mark.Copy !req
1005. Don't wait for permission,
assert yourselfCopy !req
1006. and impose your will
on the status quo.Copy !req
1007. - Sounds like my brother.
- What?Copy !req
1008. You sound like my brother.Copy !req
1009. Well, he's not wrong.Copy !req
1010. There is an art
to getting a reaction...Copy !req
1011. Oh! I know
how to get him.Copy !req
1012. - My brother?
- No. Screenslaver!Copy !req
1013. You're tech-savvy. I need
to lock onto a signal...Copy !req
1014. and trace its origin.Copy !req
1015. How fast can you
slap something togetherCopy !req
1016. and meet me
at the airport?Copy !req
1017. Airport?Copy !req
1018. Need to go
out of town, pronto.Copy !req
1019. I can get your contraption
together by 5:00 a.m.Copy !req
1020. I need to get on TV.
Chad!Copy !req
1021. I'll get my brother to set up
an exclusive with himCopy !req
1022. tonight on the newscast.Copy !req
1023. Finish our interview
by phone!Copy !req
1024. Promote the hell out of it.Copy !req
1025. Independence
from Screenslavery!Copy !req
1026. - Chad tonight.
- Boom!Copy !req
1027. - Dicker.
- Yeah, hey, Rick.Copy !req
1028. You remember that kid
I mentioned to you?Copy !req
1029. Tony Rydinger.Copy !req
1030. Mind wipe? Yeah, nice kid.Copy !req
1031. Well, you also wiped outCopy !req
1032. the Friday night date
my daughter had with him.Copy !req
1033. In fact,
you wiped out my daughter.Copy !req
1034. Oops.
Not an exact science, Bob.Copy !req
1035. Rick, you gotta help me here.Copy !req
1036. Violet hates me, and you,
and superheroes.Copy !req
1037. I gotta fix this.
What do you know about Tony?Copy !req
1038. Um...Copy !req
1039. Not much.Copy !req
1040. Seems like a good kid.Copy !req
1041. Popular,
plays sports, music.Copy !req
1042. Parents own The Happy Platter,
kid works there part time.Copy !req
1043. Happy Platter?Copy !req
1044. Why did we drive
all the way across townCopy !req
1045. for The Happy Platter?Copy !req
1046. We'd like a booth over there,
near the philodendron.Copy !req
1047. Good, right?
Near the philodendron.Copy !req
1048. This platter doesn't look
all that happy to me.Copy !req
1049. It looks bored.Copy !req
1050. Ha-ha! The Bored Platter!Copy !req
1051. I thought Vi would want
a change of paceCopy !req
1052. from drive-in food.Copy !req
1053. I like drive-in food.Copy !req
1054. Does this mean vegetables?Copy !req
1055. A balanced diet
means vegetables, kiddo.Copy !req
1056. Get used to it.Copy !req
1057. Good evening, everyone.Copy !req
1058. Oh, no!Copy !req
1059. - Is she all right?
- Violet, are you okay?Copy !req
1060. Nothing to see here.Copy !req
1061. Yeah, more napkins
would be good.Copy !req
1062. - I'm fine, I'm fine.
- It happens all the time here.Copy !req
1063. Mops it right up.Copy !req
1064. Normally, she doesn't
ever drip like this.Copy !req
1065. - Would you like water, sir?
- Yes.Copy !req
1066. Yes, I would.
This is my daughter...Copy !req
1067. - who you must know, right?
- God. Stop.Copy !req
1068. - Hello.
- Violet.Copy !req
1069. Hello, Violet.Copy !req
1070. Hey, Vi, say hi to...Copy !req
1071. Don't push it, Dad.Copy !req
1072. I'm Dash,
her little brother.Copy !req
1073. Hello.Copy !req
1074. Mmm. This is
really good water.Copy !req
1075. It's very refreshing.Copy !req
1076. Spring water, is it?Copy !req
1077. I don't know, sir.
I think it's tap.Copy !req
1078. Well, it is very good.Copy !req
1079. Excellent tap.Copy !req
1080. Excuse me.Copy !req
1081. Well, nice to meet you.Copy !req
1082. - Where'd she go?
- Mmm.Copy !req
1083. To find a good place
to be angry?Copy !req
1084. Tonight, we go now to
a special remote interview...Copy !req
1085. with Elastigirl.Copy !req
1086. How you feeling, Chad?Copy !req
1087. You doing all right?Copy !req
1088. I'm fine.
The doctors checked me out.Copy !req
1089. I have no memory
of the event.Copy !req
1090. I gotta tell you,
it's pretty strangeCopy !req
1091. to see a recording...Copy !req
1092. of yourself the night before
and have no recollection.Copy !req
1093. I don't think
anyone needs to worry.Copy !req
1094. We've taken many precautions
tonight though.Copy !req
1095. Where are you right now?Copy !req
1096. On a case, in a secure
undisclosed location.Copy !req
1097. I wanna talk
about you...Copy !req
1098. starting with your save
of a runaway train.Copy !req
1099. Here's an exclusive
unedited clipCopy !req
1100. from your own suit cam.Copy !req
1101. Roll the clip.Copy !req
1102. This thing's
really moving.Copy !req
1103. 100 and climbing.
How much track is built?Copy !req
1104. About 25 miles.Copy !req
1105. The Screenslaver
interrupts this program...Copy !req
1106. for an important announcement.Copy !req
1107. I'll be damned. She knew.Copy !req
1108. Let's see
if your gadget works.Copy !req
1109. Don't bother
watching the rest.Copy !req
1110. Gotcha!Copy !req
1111. Elastigirl doesn't
save the day.Copy !req
1112. She only postpones her defeat.Copy !req
1113. And while she postpones
her defeat...Copy !req
1114. you eat chips and watch
her confront problems...Copy !req
1115. that you are too lazy
to deal with.Copy !req
1116. Superheroes are part
of your brainless desire...Copy !req
1117. to replace true experience
with simulation.Copy !req
1118. You don't talk,
you watch talk shows.Copy !req
1119. You don't play games,
you watch game shows.Copy !req
1120. Travel, relationships, risk...Copy !req
1121. every meaningful experience
must be packaged...Copy !req
1122. and delivered to you
to watch at a distance.Copy !req
1123. So that you can remain
ever sheltered...Copy !req
1124. ever passive...Copy !req
1125. ever ravenous consumers...Copy !req
1126. who can't bring themselves
to rise from their couches...Copy !req
1127. break a sweat
and participate in life.Copy !req
1128. You want superheroes
to protect you...Copy !req
1129. and make yourselves ever more
powerless in the process.Copy !req
1130. While you tell yourselves
you're being looked after.Copy !req
1131. That your interests
are being served.Copy !req
1132. And your rights
are being upheld.Copy !req
1133. So that the system can
keep stealing from you...Copy !req
1134. smiling at you all the while.Copy !req
1135. Go ahead,
send your Supers to stop me.Copy !req
1136. Grab your snacks,
watch your screens,Copy !req
1137. and see what happens.Copy !req
1138. You are no longer in control.Copy !req
1139. I am.Copy !req
1140. Find anything?Copy !req
1141. Sorry!Copy !req
1142. What happened?Copy !req
1143. What happened is
you destroyed my evidence.Copy !req
1144. What's going on?
What did I do?Copy !req
1145. What did you guys do to me?Copy !req
1146. That's right, punk.
Blame the system.Copy !req
1147. Your tracker worked
like a charm, Evelyn.Copy !req
1148. You're a genius.Copy !req
1149. Aw, shucks!Copy !req
1150. I'm just the genius
behind the genius.Copy !req
1151. Hey, Dad.Copy !req
1152. We're doing fractions
and denismals and percentagesCopy !req
1153. and I don't get 'em.Copy !req
1154. Aren't you...Copy !req
1155. Didn't we get all caught up?Copy !req
1156. Yeah, we were caught up...Copy !req
1157. and now we're doing fractions
and percentages and demicels.Copy !req
1158. Decimals.Copy !req
1159. the
addition of the Incredibile,Copy !req
1160. the super car...Copy !req
1161. once driven by superhero,
Mr. Incredible.Copy !req
1162. It's the kind of thing you buy
when you have everything else.Copy !req
1163. They said it was
beyond repair.Copy !req
1164. Hey,
it was in perfect condition.Copy !req
1165. You used to
drive that?Copy !req
1166. They said it was destroyed.Copy !req
1167. Long thought lost
or destroyed,Copy !req
1168. the famous car
turned up at private auction.Copy !req
1169. They said it was...Copy !req
1170. That's my car!Copy !req
1171. Stupid water feature!Copy !req
1172. This car is just loaded
with amazing gadgets.Copy !req
1173. Care to demonstrate?Copy !req
1174. I'd love to,
but we haven't figured outCopy !req
1175. how to make them work yet.Copy !req
1176. Wow! It works?Copy !req
1177. Huh?Copy !req
1178. What are you doing?
This is not a toy!Copy !req
1179. That's a rocket launcher!Copy !req
1180. Sweet! Which one launches
the rocket?Copy !req
1181. Hey!
This is not your car!Copy !req
1182. It's not your car,
either!Copy !req
1183. It is so!
It's the Incredibile.Copy !req
1184. - Why's that guy have it?
- He shouldn't!Copy !req
1185. Launch the rockets!
Launch the rockets!Copy !req
1186. Launch the rockets!Copy !req
1187. - I'm not launching anything!
- I wanna blow it up!Copy !req
1188. Do you think I want
an angry rich guy...Copy !req
1189. coming after me right now...Copy !req
1190. - when I'm trying not to...
- I'm not sureCopy !req
1191. - what's happened here, Mark.
- ... distract your mother.Copy !req
1192. But everyone here
has scatteredCopy !req
1193. and I'm afraid I'll need
to move at any minute.Copy !req
1194. Rich guy got my car.Copy !req
1195. So, you're not gonna
steal your carCopy !req
1196. back from the rich guy?Copy !req
1197. What the heck is that?Copy !req
1198. Jack-Jack has powers?Copy !req
1199. Well, yeah, but...Copy !req
1200. - You knew about this?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1201. - Why didn't you tell us?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1202. We're your kids. We need
to know these things.Copy !req
1203. - Did you tell Mom?
- No.Copy !req
1204. - Why not?
- Your mother is not...Copy !req
1205. You'd want us to tell you,
wouldn't you?Copy !req
1206. - Why would you not tell Mom?
- Because I didn't wanna...Copy !req
1207. What?Copy !req
1208. - Come on, man.
- Because it's not the time.Copy !req
1209. - Why?
- Because...Copy !req
1210. So uncool!Copy !req
1211. Because I'm formulating, okay?Copy !req
1212. I'm taking in information,
I'm processing!Copy !req
1213. I'm doing the math,
I'm fixing the boyfriend...Copy !req
1214. and keeping the babyCopy !req
1215. from turning into
a flaming monster!Copy !req
1216. How do I do it?Copy !req
1217. By rolling with
the punches, baby!Copy !req
1218. I eat thunder
and crap lightning, okay?Copy !req
1219. 'Cause I'm Mr. Incredible!Copy !req
1220. Not Mr. So-So
or Mr. Mediocre-Guy.Copy !req
1221. Mr. Incredible!Copy !req
1222. We should call Lucius.Copy !req
1223. No. I can handle it.Copy !req
1224. There's no way I'm gonna...Copy !req
1225. Dada.Copy !req
1226. I'm calling Lucius.Copy !req
1227. Looks normal to me. When
did this start happening?Copy !req
1228. Since Helen got the job.Copy !req
1229. - I assume she knows?
- Are you kidding?Copy !req
1230. I can't tell her
about this,Copy !req
1231. not while she's doing
hero work!Copy !req
1232. Mama!Copy !req
1233. Girls, come on.Copy !req
1234. Leave the saving the world
to the men?Copy !req
1235. - I don't think so.
- Mama!Copy !req
1236. I've got to succeed!Copy !req
1237. So she can succeed.Copy !req
1238. - So we can succeed!
- I get it, Bob!Copy !req
1239. I get it. When was the
last time you slept?Copy !req
1240. Who keeps track of that?Copy !req
1241. Besides, he's a baby.Copy !req
1242. I can handle it,
I got this handled.Copy !req
1243. So, you good then?Copy !req
1244. You got everything
under control? Right?Copy !req
1245. What the...?Copy !req
1246. Cookie! Cha Cha want a cookie?Copy !req
1247. Num-num cookie?
Cha Cha wanna num-num?Copy !req
1248. Num-num cookie! Cookie!Copy !req
1249. - You're not...
- Cookie!Copy !req
1250. - Oh, my God!
- Cookie!Copy !req
1251. - Dada! Dada. Dada.
- Whoa.Copy !req
1252. Okay! Okay.Copy !req
1253. So, he can still
hear you from the...Copy !req
1254. From the other
dimension, yeah.Copy !req
1255. That is freaky.
I mean, that's not like...Copy !req
1256. Not like our other kids.
No, it is not.Copy !req
1257. Full powers, totally random.Copy !req
1258. So now, he's what?
Is he good?Copy !req
1259. Yeah, you'd think so,
right?Copy !req
1260. Obviously, I can't keep
giving him cookies!Copy !req
1261. - Uh-uh?
- But if I stop...Copy !req
1262. Ahhh! He is freaking!
Again, he is freaking!Copy !req
1263. No biting the daddy!Copy !req
1264. - What the...?
- No biting!Copy !req
1265. Okay.Copy !req
1266. I think I just need
a little bit of me time.Copy !req
1267. Then I'll be good to go.Copy !req
1268. Oh, you need
more than me time, Bob.Copy !req
1269. You need
major life realignmentCopy !req
1270. on a number of levels.Copy !req
1271. Starting with
baby superfreak here!Copy !req
1272. You need some solid
outside-the-box thinking.Copy !req
1273. Galbaki?Copy !req
1274. Elastigirl's supersuit
is by Galbaki?Copy !req
1275. Explain yourself!Copy !req
1276. Oh, my God.
You're worse than I thought.Copy !req
1277. It's the baby.
I brought the baby.Copy !req
1278. Oh, highly unusual.Copy !req
1279. You look ghastly, Robert.Copy !req
1280. I haven't been sleeping.Copy !req
1281. I broke my daughter,
they keep changing math...Copy !req
1282. we needed double-A batteries,
but I got triple-A's...Copy !req
1283. and now we still need
double-A batteries.Copy !req
1284. I put one red thing
in a load of whitesCopy !req
1285. and now
everything's pink.Copy !req
1286. And I think
we need eggs.Copy !req
1287. Done properly,
parenting is a heroic act.Copy !req
1288. Done properly.Copy !req
1289. I am fortunate that it has
never afflicted me.Copy !req
1290. But you do not come to meCopy !req
1291. for eggs and batteries,
Robert.Copy !req
1292. I design herowearCopy !req
1293. and Elastigirl
must have a new suit.Copy !req
1294. Actually,
it's Jack-Jack.Copy !req
1295. You also wish
a new suit for the baby?Copy !req
1296. I would hardly classify
this as an emergency.Copy !req
1297. Well, he's a special case.
Worth studying.Copy !req
1298. If I could just leave him
with you for a while...Copy !req
1299. Leave him? Here?Copy !req
1300. I am not a baby person,
Robert.Copy !req
1301. I have no baby facilities.
I am an artist.Copy !req
1302. I do not involve myself in
the prosaic day-to-day to...Copy !req
1303. day.Copy !req
1304. Fascinating!Copy !req
1305. Are you seeing this, Robert?Copy !req
1306. Dada.Copy !req
1307. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1308. Yes!Copy !req
1309. Of course you can leave
the baby overnight.Copy !req
1310. I'm sure filling in
for Helen is challenging,Copy !req
1311. and you are very tired...Copy !req
1312. and the other children
need youCopy !req
1313. and miss you,
and you must go to them.Copy !req
1314. Auntie Edna will take care
of everything...Copy !req
1315. so, drive safely and goodbye.
I enjoy our visits.Copy !req
1316. "Auntie Edna"?Copy !req
1317. Attention. Attention.Copy !req
1318. I wanna thank everyone
that came out tonight...Copy !req
1319. in support of superheroes...Copy !req
1320. and bringing them
back into society!Copy !req
1321. You all made it happen.Copy !req
1322. The need for this
has been madeCopy !req
1323. crystal clear
in recent days...Copy !req
1324. with bad actors
like the self-proclaimedCopy !req
1325. Screenslaver
threatening our peace.Copy !req
1326. His reign was short, huh?Copy !req
1327. And thanks to this woman...Copy !req
1328. a great super. You love her.
You missed her.Copy !req
1329. Welcome back, Elastigirl.Copy !req
1330. Come on up here.
Don't be bashful.Copy !req
1331. Come on. Get up here.Copy !req
1332. I want you to have this.Copy !req
1333. A memento.Copy !req
1334. Thanks, Winston, Evelyn,
and everyone at DEVTECH.Copy !req
1335. I am forever in your debt.Copy !req
1336. And thanks to all of you,Copy !req
1337. your pressure
changed all the right minds.Copy !req
1338. We've made amazing headway
in a very short time...Copy !req
1339. which leads me to an
important announcement.Copy !req
1340. Just now,
at a worldwide summit...Copy !req
1341. leaders from
more than a hundredCopy !req
1342. of the world's
top countries...Copy !req
1343. have agreed to make
superheroes legal again!Copy !req
1344. We'll gather superheroes
and leadersCopy !req
1345. from all over
the planet...Copy !req
1346. on our boat,
the Everjust...Copy !req
1347. for a televised
signing ceremony at sea.Copy !req
1348. Now if you'll excuse us,
we got a ship to catch!Copy !req
1349. So good to see you.
Thanks for coming out.Copy !req
1350. Hey.
Hi, it's me, again.Copy !req
1351. Um, there's, uh, something
I've always wanted to ask you.Copy !req
1352. Yeah, how do you balance
the superhero stuffCopy !req
1353. with the life stuff?Copy !req
1354. I know I can handle
the superhero stuff.Copy !req
1355. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Oh.Copy !req
1356. Would you please
excuse me a moment?Copy !req
1357. Oh. Yeah, okay, see you later!
Good talk!Copy !req
1358. - Hey, Vi.
- Hey.Copy !req
1359. Where's Jack-Jack?Copy !req
1360. E's taking him
for a little bit.Copy !req
1361. - Edna is babysitting?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1362. And you're okay with this?Copy !req
1363. Yeah. I don't know why,
but yeah.Copy !req
1364. I wanted to say
something to you.Copy !req
1365. Sorry about Tony.Copy !req
1366. I didn't think about Dicker
erasing his memory...Copy !req
1367. or about you having to pay
the price for a choice...Copy !req
1368. you never made.
It's not fair, I know.Copy !req
1369. And then, I made it worse
at the restaurantCopy !req
1370. by trying to...Copy !req
1371. Anyway. Anyway...Copy !req
1372. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1373. I'm used to knowingCopy !req
1374. what the right thing
to do is...Copy !req
1375. but now,
I'm not sure anymore.Copy !req
1376. I just wanna be...Copy !req
1377. a good dad.Copy !req
1378. You're not good.Copy !req
1379. You're super.Copy !req
1380. Are superheroes allowed
to drink on duty?Copy !req
1381. I'm definitely not on duty.
Ignore the costume.Copy !req
1382. I know
I should be up there...Copy !req
1383. but I had to step away from
the grip and grins, you know?Copy !req
1384. Gotta get away to keep it pure.
I know I do.Copy !req
1385. What are you getting
away from?Copy !req
1386. Eh, you know, company stuff.
My brother, mostly.Copy !req
1387. But you love him,
you two are this company.Copy !req
1388. Yin and yang.Copy !req
1389. Yeah, I invent the stuff,
he's good at people.Copy !req
1390. Pleasing them, engaging them,
figuring out what they want.Copy !req
1391. I never know
what people want.Copy !req
1392. What do you think
they want?Copy !req
1393. Ease.Copy !req
1394. People will trade quality
for ease every time.Copy !req
1395. It may be crap,
but hey, it's convenient.Copy !req
1396. Yeah. Kind of
like this case.Copy !req
1397. What?
The Screenslaver?Copy !req
1398. Yeah, something's not
sitting right.Copy !req
1399. It was too easy.Copy !req
1400. That was too easy?
Wow.Copy !req
1401. - Funny.
- What?Copy !req
1402. Look at that.Copy !req
1403. One of Screenslaver's monitors
is tuned into my suit cam.Copy !req
1404. What?Copy !req
1405. Isn't the suit cam
closed circuit?Copy !req
1406. It is.Copy !req
1407. Then how come
Screenslaver has it?Copy !req
1408. Maybe he hacked it?Copy !req
1409. So, he's sophisticated enough
to do that...Copy !req
1410. but he has simple locks
on his doors?Copy !req
1411. Maybe he wanted you
to find him.Copy !req
1412. He wanted to get caught?Copy !req
1413. He wanted you to win.Copy !req
1414. That makes no sense.
He's a brilliant guy.Copy !req
1415. If he's smart enough
to conceiveCopy !req
1416. of technology like this...Copy !req
1417. he's smart enough to think
of something to do with it.Copy !req
1418. The guy we put in jail
delivered pizzas.Copy !req
1419. So?Copy !req
1420. Einstein was
a patent clerk.Copy !req
1421. Look, you won.
You got the guy who...Copy !req
1422. Wait. All Screenslaver
needs to doCopy !req
1423. to hypnotize someone...Copy !req
1424. is get a screen
in front of their eyes.Copy !req
1425. But what if the screen
doesn't look like a screen?Copy !req
1426. What if the pizza guy
is really a pizza guy...Copy !req
1427. but he was controlled
by the screensCopy !req
1428. built into his glasses...Copy !req
1429. You are good.Copy !req
1430. Look, the robot!Copy !req
1431. It's taking off.Copy !req
1432. I'm not getting
a reading yet.Copy !req
1433. - Press "fire"?
- Now!Copy !req
1434. More power.Copy !req
1435. Oh, I hope
this works, Dad.Copy !req
1436. I thought it was best
to just let you sleep.Copy !req
1437. Seventeen hours.Copy !req
1438. How do you feel?Copy !req
1439. Super.Copy !req
1440. - You got it, Dad.
- Hurray!Copy !req
1441. I can't tell you
how much I appreciateCopy !req
1442. you watching
Jack-Jack for me, E.Copy !req
1443. Yes, I'm sure your gratitude
is quite inexpressible.Copy !req
1444. Don't ask me
to do it again, darling.Copy !req
1445. My rates are far too high.Copy !req
1446. Oh, uh...Copy !req
1447. I am joking, Robert.
I enjoyed the assignment.Copy !req
1448. He is bright
and I am stimulating.Copy !req
1449. We deserve each other.Copy !req
1450. Your child is a polymorph.Copy !req
1451. Like all babies,
he has enormous potential.Copy !req
1452. It is not unknown
for supersCopy !req
1453. to have more than one
power when young...Copy !req
1454. but this little one has many.Copy !req
1455. Yes, you have many powers.Copy !req
1456. I understand
your lack of sleepCopy !req
1457. and coherency, Robert.Copy !req
1458. Babies can be anything,Copy !req
1459. and your child
is no exception.Copy !req
1460. He has pure,
unlimited potential, Robert.Copy !req
1461. He slept while I worked
in a creative fever.Copy !req
1462. Auntie Edna stayed up
all night...Copy !req
1463. making sure you look
fabulous in your many forms.Copy !req
1464. What are you... You're
putting him in the...Copy !req
1465. In the chamber, Robert.Copy !req
1466. He is part
of the demonstrationCopy !req
1467. and will be fine.Copy !req
1468. Your challenge
is to manage a babyCopy !req
1469. who has
multiple powers...Copy !req
1470. and no control
over them, yes?Copy !req
1471. Huh. That sums it up.Copy !req
1472. I often work to musicCopy !req
1473. and I noticed the baby
responds to it as well.Copy !req
1474. Specifically, Mozart.Copy !req
1475. I blended KevlarCopy !req
1476. with carbyne for
durability under duress...Copy !req
1477. and cotton for comfort.Copy !req
1478. Interwoven with these fabrics
are a mesh of tiny sensors...Copy !req
1479. that monitor the baby's
physical properties.Copy !req
1480. Oh, Lord!
What is he doing?Copy !req
1481. Well, it's Mozart, Robert.
Can you blame him?Copy !req
1482. The important thing is that
the suit and tracker...Copy !req
1483. anticipated the change
and alerted you.Copy !req
1484. Oh, no. Cookies.Copy !req
1485. I gotta get cookies!Copy !req
1486. You do not need cookies.Copy !req
1487. As I learned quite painfullyCopy !req
1488. last night...Copy !req
1489. any solution involving cookiesCopy !req
1490. will inevitably result
in the demon baby.Copy !req
1491. "Combustion imminent"?Copy !req
1492. What does that mean?Copy !req
1493. It means fire, Robert,Copy !req
1494. for which the suit
has countermeasures.Copy !req
1495. I suggest you extinguish
the baby's flamesCopy !req
1496. before he trips
the sprinkler system.Copy !req
1497. The flame retardantCopy !req
1498. is blackberry lavender,
darling.Copy !req
1499. Effective, edible,
and delicious.Copy !req
1500. Well, what do you know?
That is useful.Copy !req
1501. Although, I have doubtlessly
exceeded your expectationsCopy !req
1502. for a single night's work...Copy !req
1503. the suit
and device containCopy !req
1504. a few more features
we need to discuss.Copy !req
1505. Thanks again, E,
for everything.Copy !req
1506. How much
do I owe you for...Copy !req
1507. Pish-posh, darling. Your bill
will be covered by my fee...Copy !req
1508. for being Mr. Incredible,
Elastigirl,Copy !req
1509. and Frozone's
exclusive designer...Copy !req
1510. throughout the known universe
and until the end of time.Copy !req
1511. But babysitting this one...Copy !req
1512. I do for free, darling.Copy !req
1513. I would resistCopy !req
1514. the temptation to stretch.Copy !req
1515. The temperature around you
is well below freezing.Copy !req
1516. Try to stretch
and you'll break.Copy !req
1517. So, you're
the Screenslaver.Copy !req
1518. Yes and no.Copy !req
1519. Let's say,
I created the characterCopy !req
1520. and pre-recorded
the messages.Copy !req
1521. Does Winston know?Copy !req
1522. That I'm the Screenslaver?
Of course not.Copy !req
1523. Can you imagine
what Mr. Free EnterpriseCopy !req
1524. would do
with my hypnosis technology?Copy !req
1525. Worse than
what you're doing?Copy !req
1526. Hey, I'm using
the technologyCopy !req
1527. to destroy
people's trust in it.Copy !req
1528. Like I'm using superheroes.Copy !req
1529. Who did I put in jail?Copy !req
1530. Pizza delivery guy.Copy !req
1531. Seemed the right height,
build.Copy !req
1532. He gave you
a pretty good fight.Copy !req
1533. I should say I gave youCopy !req
1534. a pretty good fight
through him.Copy !req
1535. But it doesn't
bother youCopy !req
1536. that an innocent man
is in jail?Copy !req
1537. Eh, he was surly
and the pizza was cold.Copy !req
1538. I counted on you.Copy !req
1539. That's why you failed.Copy !req
1540. What?Copy !req
1541. Why would you count on me?
Because I built you a bike?Copy !req
1542. Because my brother
knows the wordsCopy !req
1543. to your theme song?Copy !req
1544. We don't know each other.Copy !req
1545. But you can
count on me anyway.Copy !req
1546. I am supposed to,
aren't I?Copy !req
1547. Because you have
some strange abilitiesCopy !req
1548. and a shiny costume...Copy !req
1549. the rest of us are supposed
to put our livesCopy !req
1550. into your gloved hands.Copy !req
1551. That's what
my father believed.Copy !req
1552. When our home was broken into,
my mother wanted to hide.Copy !req
1553. Begged my father
to use the safe room.Copy !req
1554. But Father insisted they call
his superhero friends.Copy !req
1555. He died,
pointlessly, stupidly...Copy !req
1556. waiting for heroes
to save the day.Copy !req
1557. But why would you...Copy !req
1558. - Your brother...
- Is a child!Copy !req
1559. He remembers the timeCopy !req
1560. when we had parents
and superheroes.Copy !req
1561. So, like a child,
Winston conflates the two.Copy !req
1562. Mommy and Daddy went away
because supers went away.Copy !req
1563. Our sweet parents
were foolsCopy !req
1564. to put their lives
in anybody else's hands.Copy !req
1565. Superheroes keep us weak.Copy !req
1566. Are you gonna kill me?Copy !req
1567. Nah.Copy !req
1568. Using you is better.Copy !req
1569. You're gonna help me make
supers illegal...Copy !req
1570. forever.Copy !req
1571. Dada. Dada.Copy !req
1572. Ready?
Laser eyes.Copy !req
1573. Stop.Copy !req
1574. - Wow!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1575. - Yay, Jack-Jack!
- Yeah, baby!Copy !req
1576. And that's not all.
Watch this.Copy !req
1577. Jack-Jack, blaster ready?Copy !req
1578. - No way.
- That is crazy cool.Copy !req
1579. My turn.
I get to blast him first!Copy !req
1580. - Let me try. I want him.
- Give him to me.Copy !req
1581. Hey, I'm just demonstrating.Copy !req
1582. No firing the baby around
the house, you understand?Copy !req
1583. This is potentially
dangerous...Copy !req
1584. and we're trying to teach him
to control his powers, okay?Copy !req
1585. Stop. See the screen.Copy !req
1586. He vanished!
That's really cool!Copy !req
1587. Okay, good. Use the thing.Copy !req
1588. That's the current readout.
Click it. See the readout?Copy !req
1589. Dimension four.
See the shape?Copy !req
1590. That's the room.
See where he is in relation?Copy !req
1591. So, where is he?Copy !req
1592. He's... there!Copy !req
1593. Okay. Come out.
Num-num cookie?Copy !req
1594. - Yay, Jack-Jack!
- Yeah, Jack-Jack!Copy !req
1595. That's really cool.Copy !req
1596. - Hello?
- Elastigirl's in trouble.Copy !req
1597. What? What happened to her?Copy !req
1598. Sorry to tell you
on the phone.Copy !req
1599. Meet me on our ship
at DEVTECH.Copy !req
1600. The ship at DEVTECH.
I'll be there in 15 minutes.Copy !req
1601. What's at the ship
at DEVTECH?Copy !req
1602. Lucius? Bob.
Helen's in trouble.Copy !req
1603. I need someone
to watch the kids.Copy !req
1604. Suit up. It might get weird.Copy !req
1605. I'll be there.
ASAP. Fifteen tops.Copy !req
1606. Where are you
going ASAP?Copy !req
1607. You better be back ASAP!Copy !req
1608. And leaving that suit.Copy !req
1609. I gotta go.
I'll be home soon.Copy !req
1610. Lucius will be here sooner.Copy !req
1611. No firing the baby
around the house, okay?Copy !req
1612. What's at the ship
at DEVTECH?Copy !req
1613. And why are you
in your Supersuit?Copy !req
1614. Is that Mom's supersuit?Copy !req
1615. She may need it.
You never know.Copy !req
1616. What's going on?Copy !req
1617. I don't know,
but Dad called LuciusCopy !req
1618. after getting a call
about Mom...Copy !req
1619. and then left.Copy !req
1620. I thought you renounced
superheroes.Copy !req
1621. Yeah, well,
I renounce my renunciation.Copy !req
1622. Put that on.Copy !req
1623. Hello there, little fella.Copy !req
1624. Hello.Copy !req
1625. You kids aren't safe.Copy !req
1626. The Deavors sent us
to take you...Copy !req
1627. Well,
isn't that redundant?Copy !req
1628. The Deavors just sent me here
to guard the house.Copy !req
1629. 'Cause the kids aren't safe.Copy !req
1630. I get it,
managerial screw-up.Copy !req
1631. Tell Winston
I handled it.Copy !req
1632. You understand,
Ms...Copy !req
1633. Voyd.Copy !req
1634. Ms. Voyd.Copy !req
1635. Drive safely.Copy !req
1636. The thing is, he wants us
to bring you, too.Copy !req
1637. Hey.Copy !req
1638. That isn't gonna
hold them long.Copy !req
1639. Dash, grab the baby!Copy !req
1640. Spread out!Copy !req
1641. - Whoa!
- Oh!Copy !req
1642. Dash!Copy !req
1643. We gotta get to my car.Copy !req
1644. What? What's going on?Copy !req
1645. Little fella!Copy !req
1646. It worked!Copy !req
1647. Incredibile, windows down!Copy !req
1648. Dive in!Copy !req
1649. Incredibile,
set voice identification.Copy !req
1650. Loudly, say your names.Copy !req
1651. - Violet Parr.
- Dashiell Robert Parr.Copy !req
1652. Lucius!Copy !req
1653. Incredibile, escape!Copy !req
1654. Fill me in!Copy !req
1655. Good news and bad news.
We found her.Copy !req
1656. She seems physically fineCopy !req
1657. but she's had an encounter
with Screenslaver...Copy !req
1658. and she's acting
kind of strange. In here.Copy !req
1659. Strange how?Copy !req
1660. Helen?Copy !req
1661. Helen, what are you...Copy !req
1662. Helen, it's me.Copy !req
1663. Incredibile, pull over.Copy !req
1664. We can't go to E's.Copy !req
1665. You saw those goggles
they put on Lucius.Copy !req
1666. They were
wearing them, too.Copy !req
1667. They're all under
someone's control.Copy !req
1668. They've probably done
the same to Mom.Copy !req
1669. Okay. Bad guys after us.Copy !req
1670. No Mom, no Dad.Copy !req
1671. No Lucius.Copy !req
1672. But we have our powers,
this car...Copy !req
1673. and... what?Copy !req
1674. Incredibile,
take us to DEVTECH.Copy !req
1675. The kids have escaped
in a tricked-out car,Copy !req
1676. but we got Frozone.Copy !req
1677. Bring him to the ship
at DEVTECH immediately.Copy !req
1678. Aw, we missed 'em!Copy !req
1679. Oh, I wish the Incredibile
could follow that boat.Copy !req
1680. - What did you do?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1681. - What did you do?
- I didn't do anything!Copy !req
1682. Wow, this car does
anything I say.Copy !req
1683. We didn't plan this well.Copy !req
1684. What do you mean?
We're here, aren't we?Copy !req
1685. Yes, we're here.Copy !req
1686. We need to be up there.Copy !req
1687. Hey...Copy !req
1688. What if the Incredibile
has ejector seats?Copy !req
1689. Wait, what? No.Copy !req
1690. - Yeah, baby!
- No, don't say any more...Copy !req
1691. Max power! Launch!Copy !req
1692. Come on.Copy !req
1693. Hello!
Glad you could come.Copy !req
1694. Welcome to the conference.Copy !req
1695. Our stars, where are they?Copy !req
1696. The event's about to start.Copy !req
1697. They didn't want to upstage
the others.Copy !req
1698. They'll join for the signing.Copy !req
1699. Welcome, guests!
You're in for a treat.Copy !req
1700. This ship is the largest
hydrofoil on the planet.Copy !req
1701. So, hold onto something...Copy !req
1702. because we're going
to open her up!Copy !req
1703. We need to find Mom and Dad.
Stay here.Copy !req
1704. I'm gonna search for them.Copy !req
1705. Wait! Who's gonna
watch Jack-Jack?Copy !req
1706. Suck it up.
I won't be long.Copy !req
1707. Wait. Wait, but, but wait!Copy !req
1708. This is important.
They are in trouble.Copy !req
1709. It's up to us.
To us, understand?Copy !req
1710. Keep him amused but quiet!Copy !req
1711. Ugh.Copy !req
1712. Shh! Quiet!Copy !req
1713. Huh?Copy !req
1714. Jack-Jack?Copy !req
1715. Jack-Jack?
Jack-Jack!Copy !req
1716. Jack-Jack!Copy !req
1717. The mesmerized supers
know we're here...Copy !req
1718. but I found Mom and Dad...
Where's Jack-Jack?Copy !req
1719. You lost him?
I gave you one thing to do!Copy !req
1720. The tracker.
Use the tracker.Copy !req
1721. He's going up?Copy !req
1722. - He's in an elevator.
- Let's go!Copy !req
1723. Hey, little baby.
Where are your parents?Copy !req
1724. And here they are, folks!Copy !req
1725. The supers who started
this whole thing.Copy !req
1726. I told you
they'd be there in time.Copy !req
1727. Hey, did you make them
new masks?Copy !req
1728. Yeah. Night vision,
et cetera...Copy !req
1729. They look good, right?Copy !req
1730. So simple,
even he can do it.Copy !req
1731. And we're back live in
three, two, one...Copy !req
1732. This is
a momentous occasion.Copy !req
1733. We've all managed
to accomplishCopy !req
1734. something extraordinarily rare
in today's world.Copy !req
1735. We agree on something.Copy !req
1736. We agree to undo
a bad decision.Copy !req
1737. To make sureCopy !req
1738. a few extraordinarily
gifted members...Copy !req
1739. of the world's many countries
are treated fairly.Copy !req
1740. To invite them once again
to use their gifts...Copy !req
1741. to benefit the world.Copy !req
1742. I thank all of youCopy !req
1743. for representing your nation's
commitment to superheroes.Copy !req
1744. With special thanks
to Ambassador Selick.Copy !req
1745. Yeah, it's okay.
Let her hear you.Copy !req
1746. Thank you.
Thank you so much.Copy !req
1747. Thank you,
Ambassador,Copy !req
1748. for your early
and very crucial support.Copy !req
1749. I can't think of anyone
more deserving than you...Copy !req
1750. to be the first signatureCopy !req
1751. on the International
Superhero Accord.Copy !req
1752. There it is!Copy !req
1753. Holy cow!Copy !req
1754. I know he's on fire.
Just put him out.Copy !req
1755. They're coming.Copy !req
1756. Is it okay
to give him that?Copy !req
1757. I wasn't hearing
any better ideas.Copy !req
1758. No!Copy !req
1759. Come on, Jack-Jack.Copy !req
1760. We have to go.Copy !req
1761. Cookie num-num?Copy !req
1762. - Mama, Mama.
- I see him. He's getting away!Copy !req
1763. Stand back.Copy !req
1764. - Darn it!
- He's heading for Mom.Copy !req
1765. It is done.
The world is super again.Copy !req
1766. Group photo. Come on.
Group photo, everyone.Copy !req
1767. Squeeze in. That's it.
Historic occasion.Copy !req
1768. Everyone, smile.Copy !req
1769. Go on phase two.Copy !req
1770. Years of mandated
hiding and silenceCopy !req
1771. have made us bitter.Copy !req
1772. You bring us out
into the light...Copy !req
1773. only to clean up the messesCopy !req
1774. your lack
of discipline creates.Copy !req
1775. Your bodies
and your character are weak.Copy !req
1776. Your promises are empty,
and you will pay for it.Copy !req
1777. We no longer serve you.Copy !req
1778. We serve only us.Copy !req
1779. May the fittest survive.Copy !req
1780. Well, we, um...Copy !req
1781. Some very alarming
moments there...Copy !req
1782. before the, uh,
technical difficulties.Copy !req
1783. Please bear with us.Copy !req
1784. What?Copy !req
1785. Mayday! Mayday!
Mayday!Copy !req
1786. Hold! Let him talk.Copy !req
1787. Superheroes have forcibly
taken the bridge. Repeat.Copy !req
1788. Now.Copy !req
1789. A little further.Copy !req
1790. Little further. Stop.Copy !req
1791. What the... A baby?Copy !req
1792. Mom and Dad.
Uncle Lucius?Copy !req
1793. - My mama.
- Jack-Jack, no!Copy !req
1794. A super baby?Copy !req
1795. No, no, no!Copy !req
1796. Put him down!Copy !req
1797. - Grab her!
- No!Copy !req
1798. Hold Jack-Jack.Copy !req
1799. No!Copy !req
1800. Hey, it's me!Copy !req
1801. Yeah, that's what
I thought last time.Copy !req
1802. Kids, what are you...Copy !req
1803. You came for us?Copy !req
1804. Don't be mad.Copy !req
1805. Oh, sweetie,
how could I be mad?Copy !req
1806. I'm proud.Copy !req
1807. Not to break up
a tender moment,Copy !req
1808. but where are we?Copy !req
1809. Is this DEVTECH's ship?Copy !req
1810. Evelyn Deavor
controls the Screenslaver...Copy !req
1811. and until a second ago, us.Copy !req
1812. Where's the crew?Copy !req
1813. Collision detected.
Correct course.Copy !req
1814. Uh-oh.
Did I do that?Copy !req
1815. Mom, the suit?
Try this.Copy !req
1816. Phase Three.
Go on Phase Three!Copy !req
1817. Why are the kids here?
You didn't go to the house?Copy !req
1818. I went to the house.Copy !req
1819. You didn't escape?
How did you not escape?Copy !req
1820. Hey!
We just saved you!Copy !req
1821. Escape? Escape from who?Copy !req
1822. Those guys!Copy !req
1823. What the...?
Jack-Jack has powers?Copy !req
1824. We know.
Fight now, talk later.Copy !req
1825. Jack-Jack.Copy !req
1826. Laser eyes!Copy !req
1827. Ah-ha!Copy !req
1828. Ugh.Copy !req
1829. Come with me, Winston.Copy !req
1830. - Did I faint?
- You'll be safe here.Copy !req
1831. Safe? Safe from what?Copy !req
1832. Where are the diplomats?
The supers?Copy !req
1833. Still hypnotized.Copy !req
1834. What have you done?Copy !req
1835. Evelyn, she's escaping.Copy !req
1836. Well, go after her.Copy !req
1837. Finish your mission.Copy !req
1838. I can't just go!
What about the kids?Copy !req
1839. - Jack-Jack, who's gonna...
- Mom!Copy !req
1840. Go. We've got this.Copy !req
1841. Voyd, come with me.Copy !req
1842. I'll go shut down
the engine.Copy !req
1843. I'll try to slow the
ship from the bow.Copy !req
1844. Wait, someone's missing.
Where's the crusher guy?Copy !req
1845. Strap in now!Copy !req
1846. It's for your own good.Copy !req
1847. No!Copy !req
1848. This is.Copy !req
1849. - We're too late.
- Get me up to the jet.Copy !req
1850. Hey, you did this.
Can you undo it?Copy !req
1851. You want me to un-crush?Copy !req
1852. What? No one's ever
asked for that?Copy !req
1853. No. To un-crush is silly.
Why un-crush?Copy !req
1854. To get into the engine room.Copy !req
1855. Oh, forget it.
We don't have enough time.Copy !req
1856. What if I said
to un-punch someone?Copy !req
1857. What do you do?Copy !req
1858. Welcome aboard, Elastigirl.Copy !req
1859. Although
we haven't yet reachedCopy !req
1860. our cruising altitude...Copy !req
1861. feel free to roam about
the cabin.Copy !req
1862. Or just relax...Copy !req
1863. and let the cabin roam
about you.Copy !req
1864. I can't get
to the engine room!Copy !req
1865. We gotta do something!Copy !req
1866. Because trying to
slow it down ain't working.Copy !req
1867. Hey! What about
turning the boat?Copy !req
1868. The steering's
been destroyed!Copy !req
1869. - Dash means from the outside!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1870. If we break off
one of the foilsCopy !req
1871. and turn the rudder...Copy !req
1872. we can veer the ship
away from the city!Copy !req
1873. That might work.Copy !req
1874. I'll turn the front,
you turn the rear.Copy !req
1875. Using the rudder?
That's underwater.Copy !req
1876. How am I supposed to get...Copy !req
1877. All right.
Come on, kids.Copy !req
1878. Dad, I know
this is going to work.Copy !req
1879. But if it doesn't,
and we crash...Copy !req
1880. my shields are probably better
protection than the ship.Copy !req
1881. I should stay here.
With Jack-Jack.Copy !req
1882. That's my girl.Copy !req
1883. Remember, Bob,
we're both turning right!Copy !req
1884. You know what's sad?Copy !req
1885. If it weren't
for your core beliefs...Copy !req
1886. I think we could have
been good friends.Copy !req
1887. At least...Copy !req
1888. I have core beliefs.Copy !req
1889. We have breaking news...Copy !req
1890. While there is
still no radio contact,Copy !req
1891. the ship
has changed direction...Copy !req
1892. and is heading towards landCopy !req
1893. at a high rate of speed.Copy !req
1894. So, Dash...Copy !req
1895. I am going to the rudder.Copy !req
1896. Once I turn the ship,
you hit the pull up button.Copy !req
1897. - Okay, Dad.
- Now lower me down...Copy !req
1898. The reputations of
superheroes are ruined.Copy !req
1899. You will never
become legal. Ever.Copy !req
1900. Never?Copy !req
1901. No.Copy !req
1902. - Ever?
- No.Copy !req
1903. Not even a little
smidgee-widgee?Copy !req
1904. Oh, hypoxia.Copy !req
1905. When you don't have
enough oxygen,Copy !req
1906. things seem really silly.Copy !req
1907. Things get sillierCopy !req
1908. and sillier
and then you die.Copy !req
1909. I don't wanna die.Copy !req
1910. Ah, nobody does.Copy !req
1911. Really.Copy !req
1912. Not such
a bad way to go.Copy !req
1913. Everyone, we need to get
to the back of the ship.Copy !req
1914. All supers,
protect your ambassadors!Copy !req
1915. Follow.Copy !req
1916. Dad's been underwater
for too long.Copy !req
1917. We gotta pull him up.Copy !req
1918. Wait. It's too soon.Copy !req
1919. I'm gonna press the button!Copy !req
1920. Not yet!Copy !req
1921. It's turning. It's working.Copy !req
1922. - Now!
- Dash, now!Copy !req
1923. Save yourself. Make a chute.Copy !req
1924. Make a chute. Make a chute.Copy !req
1925. Make a chute!Copy !req
1926. Helen!
Brace yourselves!Copy !req
1927. Crash positions!Copy !req
1928. Whoo.Copy !req
1929. I missed
Jack-Jack's first power?Copy !req
1930. Actually, you missed
the first 17.Copy !req
1931. Oh!Copy !req
1932. The fact that you saved me
doesn't make you right.Copy !req
1933. But it does make you alive.Copy !req
1934. And I'm grateful
for that.Copy !req
1935. I'm sorry,
but she'll go to prison.Copy !req
1936. Well, I'm sorry she's richCopy !req
1937. and will probably get no more
than a slap on the wrist.Copy !req
1938. First of all, Violet,
I like you.Copy !req
1939. And who knows what the
future may bring...Copy !req
1940. but I have a good feeling
about all of you.Copy !req
1941. Hmm. Good feeling.Copy !req
1942. Should we be worried?Copy !req
1943. You guys got the next shift.
I'm beat. Oh!Copy !req
1944. I saw what you did back there.
That was incredible!Copy !req
1945. No pun intended.Copy !req
1946. Sorry I had
to punch you.Copy !req
1947. Yeah, baby! My sweet ride!Copy !req
1948. And in recognition
of the extraordinary serviceCopy !req
1949. they have demonstrated...Copy !req
1950. the legal status
of superheroesCopy !req
1951. is hereby restored.Copy !req
1952. You don't know me,
do you?Copy !req
1953. No, I don't...Copy !req
1954. Wait.Copy !req
1955. Are you the girl
with the water?Copy !req
1956. I'm Violet Parr.Copy !req
1957. - I'm Tony.
- Okay.Copy !req
1958. You split up into separate
groups and stuff...Copy !req
1959. Tony, this is my mom.Copy !req
1960. Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
1961. - This is my dad.
- Oh, we've met.Copy !req
1962. And this is embarrassing.Copy !req
1963. Charmed, I'm sure.Copy !req
1964. My little brother, Dash.Copy !req
1965. And the baby
is Jack-Jack.Copy !req
1966. I tried to limit it
to one parent.Copy !req
1967. We're all going to a movie,
too, Tony. Don't mind us.Copy !req
1968. We'll be sittingCopy !req
1969. on the other side
of the theater.Copy !req
1970. Not watching you.Copy !req
1971. He's kidding.Copy !req
1972. They are only dropping
us off at the theater.Copy !req
1973. They have
other things to do.Copy !req
1974. So, you guys are close,
I guess.Copy !req
1975. - Yeah, I guess.
- We can get closer.Copy !req
1976. Bob.Copy !req
1977. Stop! Let us out!Copy !req
1978. Here, large popcorn,
small soda.Copy !req
1979. Save me a seat, center,
about eight rows back.Copy !req
1980. I'll be back before
the previews are over.Copy !req