1. File 82-712.Copy !req
2. Agent Rick Dicker
interrogating.Copy !req
3. State your name, please.Copy !req
4. Uh, Tony. Tony Rydinger.Copy !req
5. Tell me about the incident.Copy !req
6. Well, there's this girl,
um, in my class.Copy !req
7. I saw her at the track meet.Copy !req
8. You're, uh, Violet, right?
That's me.Copy !req
9. I sort of knew her,
but she'd changed.Copy !req
10. Relaxed.
She was more sure of herself.Copy !req
11. Cool, cute.Copy !req
12. I asked her out to a movie.Copy !req
13. So, Friday?Copy !req
14. Friday.
Friday.Copy !req
15. And I went to watch
the track meet.Copy !req
16. Not long after, this thing
happened in the parking lot.Copy !req
17. Behold! The Underminer!Copy !req
18. I am always beneath you,
but nothing is beneath me!Copy !req
19. As if things aren't
weird enough,Copy !req
20. I look over
and I see these boots.Copy !req
21. MR.
You two, stay here.Copy !req
22. Wait.
Should we be doing this?Copy !req
23. It is still illegal.Copy !req
24. They looked
like superheroes.Copy !req
25. We're gonna lose him.
Oh, all right.Copy !req
26. One of you patrol
the perimeter,Copy !req
27. keep the crowds
back and safe.Copy !req
28. The other,
watch after Jack-Jack.Copy !req
29. But I thought
we were gonna
go with...Copy !req
30. You heard your mother.Copy !req
31. Trampoline me.Copy !req
32. I call perimeter!Copy !req
33. You're not
going anywhere,Copy !req
34. you little
maggoty creep!Copy !req
35. I see my chance
to get out of there.Copy !req
36. But there's something familiar
about one of the kids' voices.Copy !req
37. (VIOLET SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
The girl, she's upsetCopy !req
38. and she throws down
her mask...Copy !req
39. and it's her!Copy !req
40. Oh. Tony!Copy !req
41. Hi.Copy !req
42. Uh, this isn't
what you think it is.Copy !req
43. It was just getting
too freaky.Copy !req
44. I couldn't handle it
and ran off.Copy !req
45. I feel kinda bad about it.Copy !req
46. Maybe I should've said
"hi" or something?Copy !req
47. It's not her fault
superheroes are illegal.Copy !req
48. And it's not like
I don't like strong girls.Copy !req
49. I'm pretty secure
manhood-wise.Copy !req
50. What is that?Copy !req
51. Have you told anyone else
about this? Your parents?Copy !req
52. No, they'd only think
I was hiding something.Copy !req
53. You know what I mean?
Sure, kid.Copy !req
54. I like this girl, Mr. Dicker.Copy !req
55. I'm supposed to go out
with her Friday night.Copy !req
56. Now, things are just
gonna be weird.Copy !req
57. (SIGHS) I wish I could forget
I ever saw her in that suit.Copy !req
58. You will, kid.Copy !req
59. You will.Copy !req
60. Come on!Copy !req
61. Consider yourself undermined!Copy !req
62. Ooh. (LAUGHS)Copy !req
63. Underminer!
We meet again...
Huh?Copy !req
64. Oh, great!
Now, he's on the agenda.Copy !req
65. Incredible!
(GROANS)Copy !req
66. Meet Jack Hammer!Copy !req
67. Buh-bye! (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
68. No, no, no! No, no, no!Copy !req
69. Everybody, stay back!
Okay? Stay back!Copy !req
70. You're not sticking me
with babysitting!Copy !req
71. I can't steer it or stop it.
And the Underminer's escaped!Copy !req
72. We'll have to stop it...
Bob! The monorail!Copy !req
73. Frozone! Yeah!Copy !req
74. We have to stop
this thingCopy !req
75. before it gets
to the overpass!Copy !req
76. I'll try to keep it away
from the buildings!Copy !req
77. Hey, lady!
(WOMAN YELPS)Copy !req
78. Thank you so much,
young man!Copy !req
79. (JACK-JACK GIGGLING)
What?Copy !req
80. Violet!Copy !req
81. (GRUNTING) Ahh!Copy !req
82. Stop!
(BRAKES SCREECHING)Copy !req
83. Everybody, stop!
(BRAKES SCREECHING)Copy !req
84. Heads up, Dad!
Dash!Copy !req
85. Violet!
Who's watching Jack-Jack?Copy !req
86. Dash is watching him!Copy !req
87. Violet, here,
you take him!
(JACK-JACK GIGGLES)Copy !req
88. It's headed for City Hall!Copy !req
89. Mom needs help!
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)Copy !req
90. They're out in public again!
This is our chance!Copy !req
91. Follow them,
follow Frozone!Copy !req
92. Bob! Help me
with the boiler!Copy !req
93. That should do it! (GASPS)Copy !req
94. What are you kids doing?
Get out of here!Copy !req
95. This thing's gonna blow!Copy !req
96. There's no time!Copy !req
97. We did it!Copy !req
98. (GUNS COCKING)
Freeze, Supers!Copy !req
99. Oh, what did we do?Copy !req
100. Excuse me, Mr. Zone?Copy !req
101. Sorry, but I'm not
really supposed to be here.Copy !req
102. Which seems wrong...Copy !req
103. doesn't it?Copy !req
104. Perhaps you'd be interested
in changing that law?Copy !req
105. Superheroes including Frozone,Copy !req
106. Mr. Incredible,
and Elastigirl...Copy !req
107. caused further damage
to the city.Copy !req
108. The Underminer
remains at large.Copy !req
109. We didn't start
this fight.Copy !req
110. Well, you didn't
finish it either!Copy !req
111. Did you stop the Underminer
from inflicting more damage?Copy !req
112. No.Copy !req
113. Did you stop him
from robbing the banks?Copy !req
114. No.
Did you catch him?Copy !req
115. No.
The banks were insured.Copy !req
116. We have infrastructure
in placeCopy !req
117. to deal
with these matters.Copy !req
118. If you had simply
done nothing...Copy !req
119. everything would now beCopy !req
120. proceeding
in an orderly fashion.Copy !req
121. You'd have preferred
we do nothing?Copy !req
122. Without a doubt.Copy !req
123. You weren't much help.Copy !req
124. Do you want
out of the hole?Copy !req
125. First you gotta
put down the shovel.Copy !req
126. Well, that went poorly.Copy !req
127. Dad, this is probablyCopy !req
128. not the best time
to tell you about this...Copy !req
129. but something else
happened today with a kid...Copy !req
130. and my mask.Copy !req
131. Oh, hey, Rick.Copy !req
132. Violet thinks a friend
of hers, a kid named Tony...Copy !req
133. might have seen her
in the outfit,
without her mask.Copy !req
134. Talkative type?
Don't know.Copy !req
135. Last name is Rydinger.Copy !req
136. Tony Rydinger.Copy !req
137. I'll check it out.Copy !req
138. Bob, Helen...Copy !req
139. a word
if you don't mind.Copy !req
140. Uh, the program's been
shut down.Copy !req
141. What?Copy !req
142. Politicians don't
understand people...Copy !req
143. who do good simply
because it's right.Copy !req
144. It makes 'em nervous.Copy !req
145. They've been gunning
for Supers for years.Copy !req
146. Today was all they needed.Copy !req
147. Anyway...Copy !req
148. I'm done.Copy !req
149. I'm afraid
two more weeks
in the motelCopy !req
150. is the best
I can do for ya.Copy !req
151. It ain't much.Copy !req
152. You've done plenty, Rick.Copy !req
153. We won't forget.Copy !req
154. Well, it has been
a great honorCopy !req
155. working with
you good people.Copy !req
156. Thanks for everything,
and good luck.Copy !req
157. Yeah. You, too.Copy !req
158. Did you wash your hands?Copy !req
159. (WATER RUNNING)
With soap?Copy !req
160. Did you dry them?Copy !req
161. What? Is this all vegetables?
Who ordered all vegetables?Copy !req
162. I did. They're good
and you're going
to have some.Copy !req
163. Are we going to
talk about it?Copy !req
164. What?
The elephant in the room.Copy !req
165. What elephant?
I guess not then.Copy !req
166. You're referring
to today.Copy !req
167. Yeah, what's the deal
with today?Copy !req
168. We all made mistakes.Copy !req
169. For example,Copy !req
170. you kids were supposed
to watch Jack-Jack.Copy !req
171. Babysitting, while you guys
did the important stuff.Copy !req
172. We talked about this.Copy !req
173. You're not old enough
to decide
about these things.Copy !req
174. We are old enough
to help out.Copy !req
175. Yeah!Copy !req
176. Isn't that what
you tell us, Dad?Copy !req
177. Yeah, well,
"help out" can mean
many different things.Copy !req
178. But we're supposed to help,
if there's trouble.Copy !req
179. Well, yeah, but...
Aren't youCopy !req
180. glad we helped today?
Yeah, I know but...Copy !req
181. You said that you were
proud of us.Copy !req
182. Well, yeah, I was. Am!Copy !req
183. We wanna fight
bad guys!Copy !req
184. (BABBLING)
No, you don't!Copy !req
185. You said things
were different now.Copy !req
186. And they were,
on the island.Copy !req
187. But I didn't mean
that from now on...Copy !req
188. So now, we've
gotta go back to
never using our powers.Copy !req
189. It defines who I am.Copy !req
190. We're not saying
you have...Copy !req
191. What?
Someone on TV said it.Copy !req
192. Can we just eat?Copy !req
193. The dinner, while it's hot?Copy !req
194. Did we do
something wrong?Copy !req
195. Yes.
No.Copy !req
196. We didn't do
anything wrong.Copy !req
197. Superheroes are illegal.Copy !req
198. Whether it's fair or not,
that's the law.Copy !req
199. The law should be fair.
What are we teaching
our kids?Copy !req
200. To respect the law!Copy !req
201. Even when the law
is disrespectful?Copy !req
202. If laws are unjust,
there are laws
to change them!Copy !req
203. Otherwise, it's chaos!Copy !req
204. Which is exactly
what we have!Copy !req
205. I just thought
it was kinda cool.Copy !req
206. What was?
Fighting crime
as a family.Copy !req
207. (SIGHS) It was cool.Copy !req
208. But it's over.
The world is what it is.Copy !req
209. We have to adapt.Copy !req
210. Are things bad?Copy !req
211. Things are fine.Copy !req
212. May I be excused?Copy !req
213. How much longer
in the motel, Dad?Copy !req
214. Uh...
Not much longer, honey.Copy !req
215. What are we
gonna do?Copy !req
216. I don't know.Copy !req
217. Maybe Dicker
will find something?Copy !req
218. Dicker is done, Bob.Copy !req
219. Any thought we had
about being Supers again
is fantasy.Copy !req
220. One of us
has gotta get a job.Copy !req
221. One of us?Copy !req
222. You did a long stint
at Insuricare.Copy !req
223. Hated every minute of it.Copy !req
224. I know
it was hard on you.Copy !req
225. Maybe it's my turn
in the private sectorCopy !req
226. and you take care
of the kids...Copy !req
227. No, I'm doing this.
I need to do this.Copy !req
228. You know where my suit
and ties are?Copy !req
229. Burned up when...Copy !req
230. The jet destroyed
our house.Copy !req
231. (CHUCKLES) Yeah.Copy !req
232. We can't count
on anyone else now, Bob.Copy !req
233. It's just us.Copy !req
234. We can't wait for...
(DOOR BANGS)Copy !req
235. No lifeguard on duty!Copy !req
236. Swim at your own risk.Copy !req
237. Oh, where'd you go today?Copy !req
238. I noticed
you missed all the fun.Copy !req
239. Don't be mad because
I know when to leave a party.Copy !req
240. I'm just as illegal
as you guys.Copy !req
241. Besides, I knew the cops
would let you go.Copy !req
242. Yeah, in spite
of Bob's best efforts.Copy !req
243. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
244. I heard
the program shut down.Copy !req
245. How much longer
are you in this motel?Copy !req
246. Two weeks.Copy !req
247. Now, you know
the offer still stands.Copy !req
248. You're very generous,
but there are five of us.Copy !req
249. We wouldn't do that
to you and Honey.Copy !req
250. Well, door's always open.Copy !req
251. You know,
the news isn't all bad.Copy !req
252. While you guys
were being detained...Copy !req
253. I was approached by a dude
who represents this tycoon.Copy !req
254. Winston Deavor.
Wants to talk...Copy !req
255. with me, with you two,
about hero stuff.Copy !req
256. I checked him out.Copy !req
257. He's legit.Copy !req
258. Trained under Dicker.
He wants to meet.Copy !req
259. Ah, jeez!
More superhero trouble.Copy !req
260. We just came from
the police station, Lucius.Copy !req
261. When?
Tonight.
I'm going there now.Copy !req
262. You enjoy,
I'm sitting this one out.Copy !req
263. He wants
all three of us.Copy !req
264. Honey, let's just at least
hear what he has to say.Copy !req
265. You got the address,
I'll meet you guys there.Copy !req
266. Go in our Supersuits?Copy !req
267. Yeah.Copy !req
268. Might wanna wear
the old Supersuits.Copy !req
269. Got a feeling
he's nostalgic.Copy !req
270. Where are you going?Copy !req
271. The fresh air
is especially good tonight.Copy !req
272. If Jack-Jack
wakes up...Copy !req
273. I know the drill.Copy !req
274. Your security badges.
Please, this way.Copy !req
275. Hey, listen,
you're my biggest fan.Copy !req
276. Good to see you.
(STAMMERING)Copy !req
277. I'm your biggest fan.
Shoot!Copy !req
278. I love superheroes!Copy !req
279. The powers, the costumes...Copy !req
280. the mythic struggles.Copy !req
281. Winston Deavor.
You can call me Win.Copy !req
282. Genuine pleasure
to meet you.Copy !req
283. Frozone!
It's good to see you.Copy !req
284. Elastigirl.
Nice to meet you.Copy !req
285. Mr. Incredible!
Hello.Copy !req
286. ♪ IncredibleCopy !req
287. Yeah!
(ALL LAUGH)Copy !req
288. Can't tell you
what a thrill this is.
And this...Copy !req
289. Oh, hello there, superheroes.
I'm so sorry I'm late.Copy !req
290. is my tardy sister,
Evelyn.Copy !req
291. And I'm scolding myself
so you don't have to,
Winston!Copy !req
292. Spectacular.Copy !req
293. My father was so proudCopy !req
294. that I was even remotely
connected to you guys.Copy !req
295. He used to call you
the last line of defense.Copy !req
296. He was
your top supporter.Copy !req
297. He donated
to superhero causes.Copy !req
298. He raised moneyCopy !req
299. for the Dynaguy statue
in Avery Park.Copy !req
300. He got to know
many Supers personally.Copy !req
301. Even installed a phoneCopy !req
302. with direct lines
to Gazerbeam and Fironic...Copy !req
303. in case of emergencies.Copy !req
304. He loved that,
showed it off to everyone.Copy !req
305. He was heartbrokenCopy !req
306. when you were all forced
to go underground.Copy !req
307. Father believed
the worldCopy !req
308. would become more dangerous
without you.Copy !req
309. He didn't know
how right he was.Copy !req
310. There was a break-in.Copy !req
311. My father called Gazerbeam.Copy !req
312. The direct line.Copy !req
313. (LINE BEEPS)
No answer.Copy !req
314. He called Fironic, no answer.Copy !req
315. Superheroes had just been
made illegal...Copy !req
316. The robbers discovered him
on the phone...Copy !req
317. and shot him.
(GUNSHOT)Copy !req
318. So...Copy !req
319. It must've been hard.Copy !req
320. Especially for Mother.Copy !req
321. She died
a few months later.
Heartbreak.Copy !req
322. If superheroes had not been
forced underground...Copy !req
323. it never would've happened.Copy !req
324. Or Dad could've
taken Mom
to the safe roomCopy !req
325. as soon as he knew
there was trouble.Copy !req
326. I disagree strongly!Copy !req
327. But we're not going
into it right now.Copy !req
328. The point is...Copy !req
329. nobody expected usCopy !req
330. to be able to actually
run Dad's company.Copy !req
331. But with Evelyn as designer,
and myself as operator...Copy !req
332. uh, we threw ourselves
into building DEVTECHCopy !req
333. into what it is today.Copy !req
334. A world-class
telecommunications company.Copy !req
335. Bigger than ever.Copy !req
336. Perfectly positioned to make
some wrong things right.Copy !req
337. Hence, this meeting.Copy !req
338. Let me
ask you something.Copy !req
339. What is the main reasonCopy !req
340. you were all
forced underground?Copy !req
341. Ignorance.
Perception.Copy !req
342. Take today for example,
with the Underminer.Copy !req
343. Difficult situation.Copy !req
344. You were faced
with a lot of
hard decisions.Copy !req
345. Oh, tell me about it.Copy !req
346. I can't.Copy !req
347. Because I didn't see it...Copy !req
348. neither did anyone else.Copy !req
349. So, when you
fight bad guys
like today...Copy !req
350. people don't see
the fight or what
led up to it.Copy !req
351. They see
what politicians
tell them to see.Copy !req
352. They see destruction
and they see you.Copy !req
353. So, if we wanna changeCopy !req
354. people's perceptions
about superheroes...Copy !req
355. we need youCopy !req
356. to share your perceptions
with the world.Copy !req
357. How do we do that?
With cameras.Copy !req
358. We need you
to share your perceptions
with the world.Copy !req
359. How do we do that?Copy !req
360. We embed
tiny cameras, like those,Copy !req
361. into your Supersuits.Copy !req
362. Wow, so small.Copy !req
363. And the picture
is outstanding.Copy !req
364. Thanks!
Designed 'em myself.Copy !req
365. We've got
resources, lobbyists,Copy !req
366. worldwide connections...Copy !req
367. and very important, insurance.Copy !req
368. Insurance is key.Copy !req
369. All we need now
are the super-est
superheroes.Copy !req
370. It needs you three.
Come on!Copy !req
371. Help me make all Supers
legal again.Copy !req
372. This sounds great!Copy !req
373. Let's get this going.
What's my first assignment?Copy !req
374. That enthusiasm is golden.
(CHUCKLING)Copy !req
375. Now hold on to it.
But for our first move...Copy !req
376. Well, Elastigirl
is our best play.Copy !req
377. Better than me?
(CLEARS THROAT)Copy !req
378. I mean, she's good.Copy !req
379. (STAMMERING)
Really, a credit to her...Copy !req
380. You know.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
You know.Copy !req
381. With great respect...Copy !req
382. let's not test the wholeCopy !req
383. "insurance-will-pay-
for-everything" idea...Copy !req
384. on the first
go 'round, okay?
(FROZONE CHUCKLES)Copy !req
385. Wait a minute.
You're saying what?
I'm messy?Copy !req
386. Well, Evelyn did
a cost-benefit analysis...Copy !req
387. comparing all your last
five years of crime fightingCopy !req
388. before going underground.Copy !req
389. And Elastigirl's numbers
are self-explanatory.Copy !req
390. Well, it's not
a fair comparison!Copy !req
391. Heavyweight problems
need heavyweight solutions.Copy !req
392. Of course!
We're gonna solveCopy !req
393. all kinds
of problems together.Copy !req
394. After the perfect launch
with Elastigirl!Copy !req
395. So, what do you say?Copy !req
396. What do I say?
(CHUCKLES)Copy !req
397. I don't know.Copy !req
398. What do you mean,
you don't know?Copy !req
399. A few hours ago,
you were saying
it was over...Copy !req
400. and being a superhero
was a fantasy.Copy !req
401. Now, you get the offer
of a lifetimeCopy !req
402. and you don't know?Copy !req
403. It's not that simple, Bob.
I wanna protect the kids!Copy !req
404. So do I.Copy !req
405. From jail, Bob!Copy !req
406. (SPITS)
And how do you do that?Copy !req
407. By turning down a chance
to change the lawCopy !req
408. that forces them to hide
what they are?Copy !req
409. They haven't decided
what they are.
They're still kids.Copy !req
410. Kids with powers,
which makes them Supers...Copy !req
411. whether they decide
to use those powers
or not.Copy !req
412. This will benefit them.Copy !req
413. It's not a good time
to be away.Copy !req
414. Dash is having trouble
with homework...Copy !req
415. Vi is worried
about her first dateCopy !req
416. with that boy she likes,
Tony...Copy !req
417. and Jack-Jack...Copy !req
418. Jack-Jack?
What's wrong with him?Copy !req
419. Okay, nothing's wrong
with Jack-Jack.Copy !req
420. But even a normal baby
needs a lot of attention.Copy !req
421. I'm just not sure
I can leave.Copy !req
422. Of course you can leave.Copy !req
423. You've got to.
So that I...Copy !req
424. we can be Supers again,Copy !req
425. so our kids can have
that choice.Copy !req
426. (SCOFFS) So you can have
that choice.Copy !req
427. All right, yes!Copy !req
428. So I can have
that choice.Copy !req
429. And I would do a great job!Copy !req
430. Regardless of what
Deavor's pie charts
say or whatever...Copy !req
431. But they want you.Copy !req
432. (STRAINED)
And you'll do a great...Copy !req
433. job...Copy !req
434. too.Copy !req
435. (INHALES SHARPLY)
Well, that was
excruciating to watch.Copy !req
436. (CHUCKLES)
I can't lie to you.Copy !req
437. It's nice to be wanted.
Flattering, you know, but...Copy !req
438. But what's the choice?Copy !req
439. One, do this right,Copy !req
440. get well paid,
we're out of the motel...Copy !req
441. and things get better
for all Supers,Copy !req
442. including our kids.Copy !req
443. Or two...Copy !req
444. I find a job in two weeks
or we're homeless.Copy !req
445. You know
it's crazy, right?Copy !req
446. To help my family,
I gotta leave it.Copy !req
447. To fix the law,
I gotta break it.Copy !req
448. You'll be great.Copy !req
449. I know I will.Copy !req
450. But what about you?
We have kids.Copy !req
451. I'll watch the kids,
no problem.Copy !req
452. Easy.
Easy, huh?Copy !req
453. You're adorable.Copy !req
454. Well, if there is
a problem,Copy !req
455. I'll drop this thing
and come right back.Copy !req
456. You won't need to.Copy !req
457. I got it,
you go do this thing.Copy !req
458. Do it so...Copy !req
459. I can do it better. (GRUNTS)Copy !req
460. (PHONE RINGS)
Deavor here.Copy !req
461. This is Elastigirl.Copy !req
462. I'm in.Copy !req
463. Mr. Deavor,
it's wonderful...Copy !req
464. but it's too generous.Copy !req
465. Nonsense!
That's the least
we can do.Copy !req
466. We're partners now!Copy !req
467. Can't have my partners
living in a motel.Copy !req
468. (STAMMERS) But whose house?
Is it a house?Copy !req
469. It's my house.
I have several.Copy !req
470. I'm not using that one.
Stay as long as you need.Copy !req
471. I don't know
what to say.Copy !req
472. How about "thanks"?Copy !req
473. This is our new house?Copy !req
474. (CHUCKLES) Okay, easy, tiger.
It's being loaned to us.Copy !req
475. (GROANS) This is homey.Copy !req
476. Look at this place.Copy !req
477. Deavor bought it from
an eccentric billionaire...Copy !req
478. who liked to come and go
without being seen...Copy !req
479. so the house has
multiple hidden exits.Copy !req
480. Good thing
we won't stand out.Copy !req
481. Wouldn't want to attract
any unnecessary attention.Copy !req
482. It's got
a big yard!Copy !req
483. Isn't this a bit much?Copy !req
484. Near a forest!Copy !req
485. Would you rather be
at the motel?Copy !req
486. And a pool!Copy !req
487. What exactly
is Mom's new job?Copy !req
488. The important thing is
we're out of the motel.Copy !req
489. I like Mom's new job!Copy !req
490. (GASPS) Oh, ho, ho!Copy !req
491. Whoa.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)Copy !req
492. Whoa.Copy !req
493. Well, check out
the water features.Copy !req
494. (CHUCKLES) Oh!
Wow.Copy !req
495. Wicked cool!Copy !req
496. Hey! Dash! Stop it!
(GROANS)Copy !req
497. Not the couch! Stop it!
No! Dash!Copy !req
498. (GRUNTING)
Stop!Copy !req
499. Don't touch the buttons!
The couch!Copy !req
500. Dash!
No!Copy !req
501. (WHIMPERS)
No, no!Copy !req
502. Oh, no.
Oh, boy.Copy !req
503. This isn't me.
(STAMMERING)
(JACK-JACK COOING)Copy !req
504. I'm not all dark
and angsty.Copy !req
505. I'm Elastigirl.Copy !req
506. I'm, you know, flexible.Copy !req
507. E designed this?Copy !req
508. No, some guy named
Alexander Galbaki.Copy !req
509. (CHUCKLING)
Glad it's you and not me,Copy !req
510. 'cause you're gonna
hear from her.Copy !req
511. This note came with it.Copy !req
512. What?Copy !req
513. A new Elasticycle.Copy !req
514. Elasticycle?
I didn't know
you had a bike.Copy !req
515. Hey, I had a mohawk.Copy !req
516. There's a lot about me
you don't know.Copy !req
517. Yeah, but...
A mohawk?Copy !req
518. Ah, you didn't miss anything.Copy !req
519. Oh, yeah!
This one's electric.Copy !req
520. What's that mean?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
521. Means it's torque-y.
I'll get the hang of it.Copy !req
522. You will be great.Copy !req
523. I will be great.
And you will, too.Copy !req
524. We will both be great.Copy !req
525. Bye, sweetie.Copy !req
526. Wait a minute!Copy !req
527. Is that Elastigirl?
I think that's Elastigirl.Copy !req
528. Hey! Elastigirl!
(ALL CHEERING)Copy !req
529. Marry me, Elastigirl!Copy !req
530. ♪ Here comes ElastigirlCopy !req
531. (LAUGHS) No theme songsCopy !req
532. or I'll turn this bus
right around!Copy !req
533. Look at that.Copy !req
534. New Urbem.Copy !req
535. You wanna make a big
crime fighting statement...Copy !req
536. you go where
the crime is big.Copy !req
537. Strange thing to be
excited about, Winston.Copy !req
538. It's like
a superhero's playground!Copy !req
539. No Sugar Bombs
on my watch.Copy !req
540. Where's Mom?Copy !req
541. She's up and out.Copy !req
542. She's at her new job
doing hero work.Copy !req
543. But I thought superheroes
were still illegal.Copy !req
544. They are, for now.Copy !req
545. So Mom is getting paid
to break the law?Copy !req
546. She's not breaking...Copy !req
547. She's an advocate
for superheroes.Copy !req
548. It's a new job.Copy !req
549. So, Mom is going out
illegally...Copy !req
550. to explain why
she shouldn't be illegal.Copy !req
551. Hey... Hey!Copy !req
552. The bus is here!
(BUS HORN HONKING)Copy !req
553. Whoa!
Grab your stuff quickly!
Go on, get on the...Copy !req
554. Put your homework
in your pack!Copy !req
555. Bye-bye!Copy !req
556. We're gonna get along
just fine...Copy !req
557. 'cause you don't ask
any hard questions.
(STOMACH GROWLING)Copy !req
558. All right. All locations,Copy !req
559. we need to know
where you want us.Copy !req
560. Stand by.Copy !req
561. Seems strange
to wait for crime.Copy !req
562. Relax.
You're smack in the middle...Copy !req
563. of the worst crime area
in the city. It's perfect.Copy !req
564. It's a superhero's
playground.Copy !req
565. "It's a superhero's
playground." Right.Copy !req
566. You know,
after we went underground...Copy !req
567. my husband used to listen
to a police scanner...Copy !req
568. waiting for something
to happen.Copy !req
569. And I got mad at him
for it.Copy !req
570. Oh, I'm such a hypocrite.Copy !req
571. All units.
Something's up.Copy !req
572. We've been picking up
some chatter aboutCopy !req
573. potential disruptions
to the hovertrain's
opening ceremony.Copy !req
574. Disruption or threat?
Both.Copy !req
575. Station's at Fifty-Fourth
and Nottingham.Copy !req
576. (GASPS) A potential threat!
Perfect!Copy !req
577. Fifty-fourth and Nottingham.
Go, go, go!Copy !req
578. Hey, Vi!
I want you back here
by 10:30.Copy !req
579. 11-ish?Copy !req
580. 10-ish,
heading for 9:30-ish.Copy !req
581. 10:30-ish it is. (SIGHS)Copy !req
582. Enjoy the movie.Copy !req
583. "In the county of Noddoff...Copy !req
584. "the Frubbers of Freep...Copy !req
585. "are all giving in to
the sweet succor of sleep."Copy !req
586. (ON TV)
We will control
the horizontal...Copy !req
587. we will control the vertical.Copy !req
588. That's not the way
you're supposed to
do it, Dad.Copy !req
589. They want us
to do it this way.Copy !req
590. I don't know that way!
Why would they change math?Copy !req
591. It's okay, Dad.
Math is math!Copy !req
592. I'll just wait for Mom
to get back.Copy !req
593. What?Copy !req
594. She won't understand it
any better than I do...Copy !req
595. (ON TV)
The Outer Limits.Copy !req
596. "All over Doozle-Dorf,Copy !req
597. "the Fribbers of Frupp
are going to sleep...Copy !req
598. "'cause they just
can't keep up.Copy !req
599. "All over Doozle-Dorf,
Doozles are dozing.Copy !req
600. "Eyelids so heavy,
they're drooping.Copy !req
601. "Closing! The point is:Copy !req
602. "Everyone,
everyone's hitting the sack!Copy !req
603. "Everyone's getting the sleep
that they lack."Copy !req
604. Mayors often brag
about their cities...Copy !req
605. (CHUCKLES)
and I'm no exception.Copy !req
606. And I'm willing to admitCopy !req
607. that New Urbem
is not the only city...Copy !req
608. Are you sure the police are
gonna be okay with this?Copy !req
609. Sure. You're making
life easy for them.Copy !req
610. They still haven't
forgiven usCopy !req
611. for the last time we made
life easy for them.Copy !req
612. I know the Chief of Police.
There won't be a problem.Copy !req
613. With all due respect...Copy !req
614. if you alone had handled
the Underminer...Copy !req
615. things would have
been different.Copy !req
616. I'm just saying.Copy !req
617. on budget
and ahead of schedule...Copy !req
618. to launch our magnificent
new hovertrain.Copy !req
619. It can get you
where you need to goCopy !req
620. at ridiculous speeds.Copy !req
621. The future is open
for business!Copy !req
622. Wait. The train has stopped.Copy !req
623. It's going
the wrong direction.Copy !req
624. It's going the wrong way.Copy !req
625. I'm going after it.Copy !req
626. (PEOPLE CLAMORING)
This thing's really moving.Copy !req
627. 100 and climbing.
How much track is built?Copy !req
628. About 25 miles.Copy !req
629. (GRUNTS) No one can shut
this thing down?Copy !req
630. They've tried. No-go.Copy !req
631. Is that Elastigirl?Copy !req
632. Overrides?Copy !req
633. They're locked out
of the system.Copy !req
634. What about a fail-safe?
Not enough time.Copy !req
635. Someone's calling!
Switching over.Copy !req
636. Hey, Mom.
I can't find my high-topsCopy !req
637. and Dad
can't find them either.Copy !req
638. But he won't call you
and ask, so I am.Copy !req
639. Do not call your mother!Copy !req
640. Dash, honey.
Can't talk right now.Copy !req
641. Look under your bed, okay.
How much time?Copy !req
642. Less than two minutes!Copy !req
643. There's a shortcut.
Cut through the culvert
up ahead.Copy !req
644. I don't know
if I can stay with it.Copy !req
645. (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
What the heck
was that?Copy !req
646. Is everybody all right?
Is anybody injured?Copy !req
647. Are you all right?Copy !req
648. Your story better be good.Copy !req
649. Hey. Hey!
(GRUNTS)Copy !req
650. What happened?Copy !req
651. Honey, why are you...Copy !req
652. Don't say anything.Copy !req
653. It's Dad.
Are you okay?Copy !req
654. I'm fine.
I don't wanna talk
about it.Copy !req
655. Tony didn't even call?Copy !req
656. I don't wanna
talk about it.Copy !req
657. Oh, honey...
Dad!Copy !req
658. If you want me
to feel better,
then leave me alone.Copy !req
659. Please?Copy !req
660. (ON TV)
See, there's nothingCopy !req
661. a cop hates worse
than a missing child.Copy !req
662. My kid brother's son.
Today is his first birthday.Copy !req
663. Oh, but if anybodyCopy !req
664. can find that child,
it's you, Roman.Copy !req
665. Because you're
a wonderful policeman.Copy !req
666. This is a holdup.
(BOB SNORING)Copy !req
667. All right, get your hands up,
turn your back.Copy !req
668. Put your hands behindCopy !req
669. your heads
and keep them there!Copy !req
670. Don't move!Copy !req
671. Drop that.
All right, now get over there.Copy !req
672. (OBJECTS
CLATTERING)
Watch the door.Copy !req
673. You think I'm kiddin'?Copy !req
674. Now.Copy !req
675. I said now!Copy !req
676. I got it! Come on,
I tell you, come on!Copy !req
677. You wanna get killed?Copy !req
678. Uh-oh.
(JACK-JACK GIGGLING)Copy !req
679. No, no, no!
(JACK-JACK SNARLING)Copy !req
680. No!
(ALL COOING)Copy !req
681. No, no, no.Copy !req
682. No, no, no.Copy !req
683. No, no, no!
(SNARLING)Copy !req
684. You have powers!Copy !req
685. Yeah, baby,Copy !req
686. and there's not
a scratch on you!Copy !req
687. Did you go through
the locked door?Copy !req
688. Are those your powers?
(CHUCKLES)Copy !req
689. Who can multiply
like rabbitsCopy !req
690. and go right through
any solid...Copy !req
691. Oh, my God!
(GIGGLING)Copy !req
692. Hello?
Hey, honey.Copy !req
693. You weren't gonna call me?
Oh, hey!Copy !req
694. (STAMMERING)
No. I mean, yes, yeah...Copy !req
695. I just didn't
wanna wake you.
(JACK-JACK BABBLING)Copy !req
696. The strangest thing
just happened
out in the yard.Copy !req
697. Sounds like I just
woke you up.Copy !req
698. No, no.Copy !req
699. It's just, Jack-Jack...
He had an accident!Copy !req
700. I knew it!Copy !req
701. I'm coming home right now!
I never should have...Copy !req
702. No accident. Stay there
and finish your mission.Copy !req
703. You never should...Copy !req
704. What? You don't think
I can do this?Copy !req
705. No, no.
Sorry. I misspoke.Copy !req
706. Do you need me
to come back?Copy !req
707. No, no. No, I've got this.
Everything's great.Copy !req
708. What happened
with Jack-Jack?Copy !req
709. Nothing.
He's in excellent health.Copy !req
710. Well, that's good.
(VIOLET SOBBING)Copy !req
711. How was Violet's date?
Uh...Copy !req
712. That was tonight, right?Copy !req
713. (STAMMERING)
Yes. Good.Copy !req
714. All fine and good.Copy !req
715. And Jack-Jack went down
with no trouble?Copy !req
716. (JACK-JACK COOING)
Fine, yes, no trouble.Copy !req
717. And Dash got
his homework done?Copy !req
718. All done.Copy !req
719. So, things haven't
spiraled outCopy !req
720. of control
the moment I left?Copy !req
721. Amazing as it may seem,Copy !req
722. it has been
quite uneventful in fact.Copy !req
723. How about you?Copy !req
724. I saved a runaway train!
(LAUGHING IN DELIGHT)Copy !req
725. It was so great!Copy !req
726. The mayor was there to cut
the ribbon on this new train.Copy !req
727. Elastigirl pursued the trainCopy !req
728. and was able
to successfully activate...Copy !req
729. Blah, blah, blah.
He says a few words,
cuts the ribbon...Copy !req
730. and the train starts pullingCopy !req
731. out of the station
backwards...Copy !req
732. track of
its brand new hovertrain...Copy !req
733. malfunctioned...Copy !req
734. thanking Elastigirl...Copy !req
735. Superhero Elastigirl...Copy !req
736. Elastigirl...Copy !req
737. Boom! No casualties!
(SQUEALS)Copy !req
738. specialized motorbike,Copy !req
739. saving all of
the passengers...Copy !req
740. One thing
leads to anotherCopy !req
741. and suddenly,
I go after it!Copy !req
742. I'm telling you, honey,
it was a saga!Copy !req
743. That's fantastic, honey!Copy !req
744. And on your first night!Copy !req
745. I am so proud of you, really.Copy !req
746. I'm proud of you, honey.Copy !req
747. I know you want
to get out there
and you will soon.Copy !req
748. And you'll be amazing.Copy !req
749. I couldn't have done thisCopy !req
750. if you hadn't
taken over so well.Copy !req
751. Thanks for handling
everything.Copy !req
752. It's nothing.Copy !req
753. (SIGHS) I love you, honey.
I'll be back soon.Copy !req
754. Sweet dreams.
Sweet dreams, honey.Copy !req
755. (IMITATES DASH)
"Hey, Dad, it's okay.Copy !req
756. "I'll just wait for Mom
to get home."Copy !req
757. As if she could...
I know how to...Copy !req
758. I can do math.Copy !req
759. Oh, brother...
(MUMBLING)Copy !req
760. (IMITATES DASH)
Wait for Mom!Copy !req
761. What am I,
a substitute parent?Copy !req
762. It's not my fault
they changed math.Copy !req
763. Come on, buddy.
Come on.Copy !req
764. I think I understand
your math assignment.Copy !req
765. We still have some time
to finish it before your test.Copy !req
766. So first, you wanna put
all the numbersCopy !req
767. by themselves on one side.Copy !req
768. you change the sign.Copy !req
769. That means a plus becomes
a minus and a minus...Copy !req
770. You got it?Copy !req
771. Yeah, baby!Copy !req
772. Oh. Uh, hello.Copy !req
773. We're in a new house.Copy !req
774. I did write my address
on your locker...Copy !req
775. in permanent ink.Copy !req
776. Oh, is that what that is?Copy !req
777. Did you forget?Copy !req
778. Forget what?Copy !req
779. (CHUCKLING) That's funny.Copy !req
780. Points for funny.Copy !req
781. Oh, was it
the weird outfit?Copy !req
782. (CHUCKLES)
Because there's a reason.Copy !req
783. I'm in a drama class...Copy !req
784. and they just wanna do
Shakespeare...Copy !req
785. but they're like,
"Try to make it relevant
for the kids."Copy !req
786. So, like, "Oh, superheroes!
Kids love superheroes."Copy !req
787. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
788. You wanna wear
one kind of tights...Copy !req
789. and then they're like,Copy !req
790. "No, wear these
other kind of tights."Copy !req
791. (STAMMERS) Do I know you?Copy !req
792. Many say
your speech today
is critical.Copy !req
793. Both sides just want
the best
for their people.Copy !req
794. We are so close to finally
getting peace in the region.Copy !req
795. I haven't done this
in a while.Copy !req
796. This is good.
The train
gives us momentum.Copy !req
797. Just go out there and
be your charming self...Copy !req
798. and capitalize on it.Copy !req
799. Ms. Elastigirl,
they're ready for you.Copy !req
800. Hey, stretch a leg.Copy !req
801. Thank you, Chad.
It was fun.Copy !req
802. Ambassador,
your documents.
We're moving to the rooftop.Copy !req
803. Oh, Madame Ambassador,
hello!Copy !req
804. Oh, you are Elastigirl!Copy !req
805. This is why now
I'm shaking your hand.Copy !req
806. It was so sad
when you went underground.Copy !req
807. I am glad to see you back
in your shiny outfit.Copy !req
808. That means so much
coming from you.Copy !req
809. Good luck
with your speech.Copy !req
810. This way, Ambassador.Copy !req
811. (STAMMERS)
Bring lasting peace!Copy !req
812. I will,
when you defeat evil.Copy !req
813. (CHUCKLES) Okay.Copy !req
814. Three, two...Copy !req
815. For over 15 years,Copy !req
816. superheroes have been
in hiding.Copy !req
817. Forced into it
by a societyCopy !req
818. no longer willing
to support them.Copy !req
819. That may soon be changing...Copy !req
820. due to a growing movement
to bring the Supers back.Copy !req
821. Here, fresh on the heels
of her ownCopy !req
822. heroic save
of a runaway train...Copy !req
823. and sporting a new look,
is the superhero, Elastigirl.Copy !req
824. Welcome!
Hello, Chad.Copy !req
825. All the polls are going
in your direction.Copy !req
826. That's true.
Things are good...Copy !req
827. Hello.Copy !req
828. Uh, hello?Copy !req
829. Do I have your attention?Copy !req
830. Yes, Chad.Copy !req
831. Of course I do.Copy !req
832. I'm appearing
on your screen.Copy !req
833. Reading the words I'm saying
off of another screen.Copy !req
834. Screens are everywhere.Copy !req
835. We are controlled by screens.Copy !req
836. And screens
are controlled by me...Copy !req
837. Screenslaver.Copy !req
838. Hey!Copy !req
839. I control this broadcast...Copy !req
840. and this idiotic anchorman
you see before you.Copy !req
841. What's wrong
with him?Copy !req
842. The signal's been hijacked.
I'll check it out.Copy !req
843. Don't look at any monitors.Copy !req
844. I could hijack
the ambassador's aerocade...Copy !req
845. while it's still airborne.Copy !req
846. Right, Elastigirl?Copy !req
847. Nearest window!
Where's the nearest window?Copy !req
848. Oh, what's going on?
Where's Elastigirl?Copy !req
849. (GROANS) Which one?Copy !req
850. Elastigirl!
What are you doing here?Copy !req
851. The ambassador is in danger.
Which chopper is she...Copy !req
852. Look out!Copy !req
853. Follow them
and get me close!Copy !req
854. Get out of the sky,
and touch down safely!Copy !req
855. (GRUNTS)
Stand down! It's Elastigirl.Copy !req
856. Stay in your seat, ma'am!Copy !req
857. (GROANS, GASPS)
We're under attack!Copy !req
858. Quick, go!
Protect the ambassador!Copy !req
859. Open the door!Copy !req
860. Do as she says!Copy !req
861. Can you all swim?Copy !req
862. Yeah.
No!Copy !req
863. We're gonna have
to slingshot! Hang on!Copy !req
864. (PANTING)
Are you all right,
ma'am?Copy !req
865. I'm perfectly fine...Copy !req
866. Ah! Ooh! Ah! Oh!Copy !req
867. Boys are jerks
and superheroes suck.Copy !req
868. Good morning!Copy !req
869. He takes one look
at me in that suit...Copy !req
870. and decides to pretend
he doesn't even know me.Copy !req
871. He's protecting himself.Copy !req
872. If he really did see you,
it's best that he forget.Copy !req
873. It's better for you, too.Copy !req
874. I can't tell you
how many memoriesCopy !req
875. Dicker's had to erase
over the years...Copy !req
876. (SNIFFS)
when someone figured outCopy !req
877. your mother's
or my identity.Copy !req
878. (GASPS)
It was Dicker!Copy !req
879. You told him about Tony!
Honey...Copy !req
880. You had me erased
from Tony's mind!Copy !req
881. I hate superheroes!Copy !req
882. And I renounce them!Copy !req
883. I renounce them!Copy !req
884. Is she having adolescence?Copy !req
885. A new report
out today shows that,Copy !req
886. when it comes
to decision-making...Copy !req
887. people have more trust
in a monkeyCopy !req
888. throwing darts than Congress.Copy !req
889. What's going on, Tommy?
A protest?Copy !req
890. (PROTESTERS CHANTING)
They're here in support.Copy !req
891. Support? Support of what?Copy !req
892. Well, in support of you.Copy !req
893. Wow. Oh, hey...Copy !req
894. Thanks for coming out. Hi.Copy !req
895. Oh, my goodness.
Thanks so much.Copy !req
896. Oh, hello.Copy !req
897. What does your sign say?Copy !req
898. (CHANTING)
Ka-boom! Ka-pow!Copy !req
899. Supers should be legal now!Copy !req
900. Talk to ya.
Oh, what do ya know!Copy !req
901. Ellenwood.Copy !req
902. Oh, now you wanna
return my callsCopy !req
903. about superheroes, huh?Copy !req
904. Oh. I'll have to
call you back.Copy !req
905. Oh, that felt good.Copy !req
906. Felicia, hold my calls, please.Copy !req
907. Hey!
It's working!Copy !req
908. Hey, the ambassador
made a big speechCopy !req
909. about superheroes today.Copy !req
910. Turns out
saving someone's lifeCopy !req
911. makes a good impression
on them. Who knew, huh?Copy !req
912. I'm getting calls
from all over the world.Copy !req
913. Media awareness
is up 72%.Copy !req
914. The push
for superhero legalizationCopy !req
915. is becoming
a worldwide movement!Copy !req
916. I have big plans
for our next move.Copy !req
917. We're gonna have
a summit at sea.Copy !req
918. We'll use our ship...Copy !req
919. we'll gather leaders
and Supers...Copy !req
920. from all over
the world.
That's great.Copy !req
921. I'm happy.Copy !req
922. I'm happy
the numbers are up.Copy !req
923. I'm happy the ambassador
is pro-superhero...Copy !req
924. and I'm happy
you're happy.Copy !req
925. I'm hearing that you're happy,
but why am I not feeling it?Copy !req
926. Because I didn't get him!Copy !req
927. Screenslaver
is still out there.Copy !req
928. All I did was play his game
and win this round.Copy !req
929. He's gonna want moreCopy !req
930. and as long as
he gets to play, he wins.Copy !req
931. One thing
I've learned in business?Copy !req
932. Smell the flowers.Copy !req
933. They don't bloom that often.Copy !req
934. What do you want
on your tombstone?Copy !req
935. "She worried a lot"?Copy !req
936. All right,
stop talking.Copy !req
937. Show her.Copy !req
938. This is just
so exciting,
isn't it? Huh?Copy !req
939. Oh, wow. Uh...Copy !req
940. Wow! Elastigirl,
there you are.Copy !req
941. Hello.
(STAMMERS) I didn't...Copy !req
942. Wow!Copy !req
943. Come on, get yourself
together, Karen.Copy !req
944. Hi, my superhero name
is Voyd.Copy !req
945. I just wanna thank you,
for, like, for being you!Copy !req
946. Okay, what I can do,
um, is this.Copy !req
947. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Yeah.Copy !req
948. That is impressive.
Very interdimensional.Copy !req
949. I felt like
an outcast before.Copy !req
950. But now,
with you being you,
I feel like...Copy !req
951. Yay, me.Copy !req
952. I flew them in
from all over.Copy !req
953. They've all been
in hiding.Copy !req
954. They have powers,
secret identities...Copy !req
955. and names
they've given themselves.Copy !req
956. I'm Screech.
It's a pleasure.Copy !req
957. I've always considered youCopy !req
958. the gold standard
for superheroes.Copy !req
959. Well, thanks.
You're too nice.Copy !req
960. I am called Brick.Copy !req
961. Nice to meet you, Brick.
Uh, where are you from?Copy !req
962. Wisconsin.Copy !req
963. Oh. Elastigirl.
I assume your powers are...Copy !req
964. You know,
zapping things electrically...Copy !req
965. charging things,
bolts of lightning,
that kind of stuff.Copy !req
966. Name's Reflux.Copy !req
967. Medical condition
or superpower,
you decide.Copy !req
968. (CHUCKLES)
That's a little lineCopy !req
969. I say just to put
people at ease.Copy !req
970. Hope I don't offend.Copy !req
971. Oh, no, no, no.
Reflux. Love it.Copy !req
972. Well, I do look forward
to working with you.Copy !req
973. Yes, that is impressive.
Keep practicing.Copy !req
974. (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
Ow!Copy !req
975. Well, I'm beat.
Congratulations.
Big day.Copy !req
976. Good night, ladies.
I will see you tomorrow.Copy !req
977. Good night.Copy !req
978. Must be nice for you,Copy !req
979. being out front
after all this time.Copy !req
980. Out front?Copy !req
981. Well, it's been a while
since your superhero days...Copy !req
982. and even then,
you were kind ofCopy !req
983. in Mr. Incredible's
shadow.Copy !req
984. Nah, I beg to differ.Copy !req
985. I'm not... I'm not
saying you weren't big.Copy !req
986. No, you were,
and are, a superstar...Copy !req
987. but you have the stage
to yourself now.Copy !req
988. And people have
to pay attention.Copy !req
989. Oh, you mean,
"It's a man's world"
and all that?Copy !req
990. Well, what world
do you live in?Copy !req
991. Your brother runs DEVTECH.Copy !req
992. I don't want his job.
I invent, he sells.Copy !req
993. I ask you, which of us
has the greater influence?Copy !req
994. Which side of me
are you asking?Copy !req
995. The believer or the cynic?Copy !req
996. The cynic...Copy !req
997. Would say selling
is more importantCopy !req
998. because the best sellers
have the most buyers.Copy !req
999. Doesn't matter
what you're selling.Copy !req
1000. It only matters
what people buy.Copy !req
1001. This is true.Copy !req
1002. If I discovered
the origin of
the universe...Copy !req
1003. my brother
would find a wayCopy !req
1004. to market it as a,
uh, foot massager.Copy !req
1005. So, what would
the believer say?Copy !req
1006. The believer would tell you
to make your mark.Copy !req
1007. Don't wait for permission,
assert yourselfCopy !req
1008. and impose your will
on the status quo.Copy !req
1009. Sounds like my brother.
What?Copy !req
1010. You sound like my brother.Copy !req
1011. Well, he's not wrong.Copy !req
1012. There is an art
to getting a reaction...Copy !req
1013. (GASPS) Oh! I know
how to get him.Copy !req
1014. My brother?
No. Screenslaver!Copy !req
1015. You're tech-savvy. I need
to lock onto a signal...Copy !req
1016. and trace its origin.Copy !req
1017. How fast can you
slap something togetherCopy !req
1018. and meet me
at the airport?Copy !req
1019. Airport?Copy !req
1020. Need to go
out of town, pronto.Copy !req
1021. I can get your contraption
together by 5:00 a.m.Copy !req
1022. I need to get on TV.
Chad!Copy !req
1023. I'll get my brother to set up
an exclusive with himCopy !req
1024. tonight on the newscast.Copy !req
1025. Finish our interview
by phone!Copy !req
1026. Promote the hell out of it.Copy !req
1027. Independence
from Screenslavery!Copy !req
1028. Chad tonight.
Boom! (LAUGHING)Copy !req
1029. Dicker.
Yeah, hey, Rick.Copy !req
1030. You remember that kid
I mentioned to you?Copy !req
1031. Tony Rydinger.Copy !req
1032. Mind wipe? Yeah, nice kid.Copy !req
1033. Well, you also wiped outCopy !req
1034. the Friday night date
my daughter had with him.Copy !req
1035. In fact,
you wiped out my daughter.Copy !req
1036. Oops.
Not an exact science, Bob.Copy !req
1037. Rick, you gotta help me here.Copy !req
1038. Violet hates me, and you,
and superheroes.Copy !req
1039. I gotta fix this.
What do you know about Tony?Copy !req
1040. Um...Copy !req
1041. Not much.Copy !req
1042. Seems like a good kid.Copy !req
1043. Popular,
plays sports, music.Copy !req
1044. Parents own The Happy Platter,
kid works there part time.Copy !req
1045. Happy Platter?Copy !req
1046. Why did we drive
all the way across townCopy !req
1047. for The Happy Platter?Copy !req
1048. We'd like a booth over there,
near the philodendron.Copy !req
1049. Good, right?
Near the philodendron.Copy !req
1050. This platter doesn't look
all that happy to me.Copy !req
1051. It looks bored.Copy !req
1052. Ha-ha! The Bored Platter!Copy !req
1053. I thought Vi would want
a change of paceCopy !req
1054. from drive-in food.Copy !req
1055. I like drive-in food.Copy !req
1056. Does this mean vegetables?Copy !req
1057. A balanced diet
means vegetables, kiddo.Copy !req
1058. Get used to it.Copy !req
1059. Good evening, everyone.Copy !req
1060. Oh, no!
(COUGHING)Copy !req
1061. Is she all right?
Violet, are you okay?Copy !req
1062. (COUGHING)
Nothing to see here.Copy !req
1063. Yeah, more napkins
would be good.Copy !req
1064. I'm fine, I'm fine.
It happens all the time here.Copy !req
1065. Mops it right up.Copy !req
1066. Normally, she doesn't
ever drip like this.Copy !req
1067. Would you like
water, sir?
Yes.Copy !req
1068. Yes, I would.
This is my daughter...Copy !req
1069. who you must know,
right?
God. Stop.Copy !req
1070. Hello.
Violet.Copy !req
1071. Hello, Violet.Copy !req
1072. Hey, Vi, say hi to...Copy !req
1073. Don't push it, Dad.Copy !req
1074. I'm Dash,
her little brother.Copy !req
1075. Hello.Copy !req
1076. Mmm. This is
really good water.Copy !req
1077. It's very refreshing.Copy !req
1078. Spring water, is it?Copy !req
1079. I don't know, sir.
I think it's tap.Copy !req
1080. Well, it is very good.Copy !req
1081. Excellent tap.Copy !req
1082. Excuse me.Copy !req
1083. Well, nice to meet you.Copy !req
1084. Where'd she go?
Mmm.Copy !req
1085. To find a good place
to be angry?Copy !req
1086. Tonight, we go now to
a special remote interview...Copy !req
1087. with Elastigirl.Copy !req
1088. How you feeling, Chad?Copy !req
1089. You doing all right?Copy !req
1090. I'm fine.
The doctors checked me out.Copy !req
1091. (STAMMERS) I have no memory
of the event.Copy !req
1092. I gotta tell you,
it's pretty strangeCopy !req
1093. to see a recording...Copy !req
1094. of yourself the night before
and have no recollection.Copy !req
1095. I don't think
anyone needs to worry.Copy !req
1096. We've taken many precautions
tonight though.Copy !req
1097. Where are you right now?Copy !req
1098. On a case, in a secure
undisclosed location.Copy !req
1099. I wanna talk
about you...Copy !req
1100. starting with your save
of a runaway train.Copy !req
1101. Here's an exclusive
unedited clipCopy !req
1102. from your own suit cam.Copy !req
1103. Roll the clip.Copy !req
1104. This thing's
really moving.Copy !req
1105. 100 and climbing.
How much track is built?Copy !req
1106. About 25 miles.Copy !req
1107. The Screenslaver
interrupts this program...Copy !req
1108. for an important announcement.Copy !req
1109. I'll be damned. She knew.Copy !req
1110. Let's see
if your gadget works.Copy !req
1111. Don't bother
watching the rest.Copy !req
1112. Gotcha!Copy !req
1113. Elastigirl doesn't
save the day.Copy !req
1114. She only postpones her defeat.Copy !req
1115. And while she postpones
her defeat...Copy !req
1116. you eat chips and watch
her confront problems...Copy !req
1117. that you are too lazy
to deal with.Copy !req
1118. Superheroes are part
of your brainless desire...Copy !req
1119. to replace true experience
with simulation.Copy !req
1120. You don't talk,
you watch talk shows.Copy !req
1121. You don't play games,
you watch game shows.Copy !req
1122. Travel, relationships, risk...Copy !req
1123. every meaningful experience
must be packaged...Copy !req
1124. and delivered to you
to watch at a distance.Copy !req
1125. So that you can remain
ever sheltered...Copy !req
1126. ever passive...Copy !req
1127. ever ravenous consumers...Copy !req
1128. who can't bring themselves
to rise from their couches...Copy !req
1129. break a sweat
and participate in life.Copy !req
1130. You want superheroes
to protect you...Copy !req
1131. and make yourselves ever more
powerless in the process.Copy !req
1132. While you tell yourselves
you're being looked after.Copy !req
1133. That your interests
are being served.Copy !req
1134. And your rights
are being upheld.Copy !req
1135. So that the system can
keep stealing from you...Copy !req
1136. smiling at you all the while.Copy !req
1137. Go ahead,
send your Supers to stop me.Copy !req
1138. Grab your snacks,
watch your screens,Copy !req
1139. and see what happens.Copy !req
1140. You are no longer in control.Copy !req
1141. I am.Copy !req
1142. Find anything?Copy !req
1143. (GRUNTS)
Sorry!Copy !req
1144. (STAMMERS) What happened?Copy !req
1145. What happened is
you destroyed my evidence.Copy !req
1146. What's going on?
What did I do?Copy !req
1147. What did you guys do to me?Copy !req
1148. That's right, punk.
Blame the system.Copy !req
1149. Your tracker worked
like a charm, Evelyn.Copy !req
1150. You're a genius.Copy !req
1151. Aw, shucks!Copy !req
1152. I'm just the genius
behind the genius.Copy !req
1153. (TV PLAYING)
Hey, Dad.Copy !req
1154. We're doing fractions
and denismals and percentagesCopy !req
1155. and I don't get 'em.Copy !req
1156. Aren't you...Copy !req
1157. Didn't we get all caught up?Copy !req
1158. Yeah, we were caught up...Copy !req
1159. and now we're doing fractions
and percentages and demicels.Copy !req
1160. Decimals.Copy !req
1161. (ON TV) ... the
addition of the Incredibile,Copy !req
1162. the super car...Copy !req
1163. once driven by superhero,
Mr. Incredible.Copy !req
1164. It's the kind of thing you buy
when you have everything else.Copy !req
1165. They said it was
beyond repair.Copy !req
1166. Hey,
it was in perfect condition.Copy !req
1167. You used to
drive that?Copy !req
1168. They said it was destroyed.Copy !req
1169. Long thought lost
or destroyed,Copy !req
1170. the famous car
turned up at private auction.Copy !req
1171. They said it was...Copy !req
1172. That's my car!Copy !req
1173. Stupid water feature!Copy !req
1174. This car is just loaded
with amazing gadgets.Copy !req
1175. Care to demonstrate?Copy !req
1176. I'd love to,
but we haven't figured outCopy !req
1177. how to make them work yet.Copy !req
1178. Wow! It works?
(PEOPLE ON TV SCREAMING)Copy !req
1179. Huh?Copy !req
1180. What are you doing?
This is not a toy!Copy !req
1181. That's a rocket launcher!Copy !req
1182. Sweet! Which one launches
the rocket?Copy !req
1183. Hey!
This is not your car!Copy !req
1184. It's not your car,
either!Copy !req
1185. It is so!
It's the Incredibile.Copy !req
1186. Why's that guy have it?
He shouldn't!Copy !req
1187. Launch the rockets!
Launch the rockets!Copy !req
1188. Launch the rockets!Copy !req
1189. I'm not launching anything!
I wanna blow it up!Copy !req
1190. Do you think I want
an angry rich guy...Copy !req
1191. coming after me right now...Copy !req
1192. - when I'm trying not to...
- I'm not sureCopy !req
1193. - what's happened here, Mark.
- ... distract your mother.Copy !req
1194. But everyone here
has scatteredCopy !req
1195. and I'm afraid I'll need
to move at any minute.Copy !req
1196. (GROANS) Rich guy got my car.Copy !req
1197. So, you're not gonna
steal your carCopy !req
1198. back from the rich guy?Copy !req
1199. What the heck is that?Copy !req
1200. Jack-Jack has powers?Copy !req
1201. Well, yeah, but...Copy !req
1202. You knew about this?
Yeah.Copy !req
1203. Why didn't
you tell us?
I don't know.Copy !req
1204. We're your kids.
We need to know
these things.Copy !req
1205. Did you tell Mom?
No.Copy !req
1206. Why not?
Your mother is not...Copy !req
1207. You'd want us to tell you,
wouldn't you?Copy !req
1208. Why would you not tell Mom?
Because I didn't wanna...Copy !req
1209. What?Copy !req
1210. Come on, man.
Because it's not the time.Copy !req
1211. Why?
Because...Copy !req
1212. So uncool!Copy !req
1213. Because I'm formulating, okay?Copy !req
1214. I'm taking in information,
I'm processing!Copy !req
1215. I'm doing the math,
I'm fixing the boyfriend...Copy !req
1216. and keeping the babyCopy !req
1217. from turning into
a flaming monster!Copy !req
1218. How do I do it?Copy !req
1219. By rolling with
the punches, baby!Copy !req
1220. I eat thunder
and crap lightning, okay?Copy !req
1221. 'Cause I'm Mr. Incredible!Copy !req
1222. Not Mr. So-So
or Mr. Mediocre-Guy.Copy !req
1223. Mr. Incredible!Copy !req
1224. We should call Lucius.Copy !req
1225. No. I can handle it.Copy !req
1226. There's no way I'm gonna...
(SNEEZES)Copy !req
1227. Dada.Copy !req
1228. I'm calling Lucius.Copy !req
1229. Looks normal to me.
When did this
start happening?Copy !req
1230. Since Helen got the job.Copy !req
1231. I assume she knows?
Are you kidding?Copy !req
1232. I can't tell her
about this,Copy !req
1233. not while she's doing
hero work!Copy !req
1234. Mama!Copy !req
1235. (ON TV)
Girls, come on.Copy !req
1236. Leave the saving the world
to the men?Copy !req
1237. I don't think so.
Mama!Copy !req
1238. I've got to succeed!Copy !req
1239. So she can succeed.Copy !req
1240. So we can succeed!
I get it, Bob!Copy !req
1241. I get it.
When was the last time
you slept?Copy !req
1242. Who keeps track of that?Copy !req
1243. Besides, he's a baby.Copy !req
1244. I can handle it,
I got this handled.Copy !req
1245. So, you good then?Copy !req
1246. You got everything
under control? Right?Copy !req
1247. What the...?Copy !req
1248. Cookie!
Cha Cha want
a cookie?Copy !req
1249. Num-num cookie?
Cha Cha wanna num-num?Copy !req
1250. Num-num cookie! Cookie!Copy !req
1251. You're not...
Cookie!Copy !req
1252. Oh, my God!
Cookie!Copy !req
1253. Dada! Dada. Dada.
Whoa.Copy !req
1254. Okay! Okay.Copy !req
1255. So, he can still
hear you from the...Copy !req
1256. From the other
dimension, yeah.Copy !req
1257. That is freaky.
I mean, that's not like...Copy !req
1258. Not like our other kids.
No, it is not.Copy !req
1259. Full powers,
totally random.
(GURGLING)Copy !req
1260. So now, he's what?
Is he good?Copy !req
1261. Yeah, you'd think so, right?Copy !req
1262. Obviously, I can't keep
giving him cookies!Copy !req
1263. Uh-uh?
But if I stop...Copy !req
1264. Ahhh! He is freaking!
Again, he is freaking!Copy !req
1265. No biting the daddy!Copy !req
1266. What the...?
No biting!Copy !req
1267. (CRYING)
Okay.Copy !req
1268. I think I just need
a little bit of me time.Copy !req
1269. Then I'll be good to go.Copy !req
1270. Oh, you need
more than me time, Bob.Copy !req
1271. You need
major life realignmentCopy !req
1272. on a number of levels.Copy !req
1273. Starting with
baby superfreak here!Copy !req
1274. You need some solid
outside-the-box thinking.Copy !req
1275. Galbaki?Copy !req
1276. Elastigirl's supersuit
is by Galbaki?Copy !req
1277. Explain yourself!Copy !req
1278. Oh, my God.
You're worse than I thought.Copy !req
1279. It's the baby.
I brought the baby.Copy !req
1280. Oh, highly unusual.Copy !req
1281. You look ghastly, Robert.Copy !req
1282. I haven't been sleeping.Copy !req
1283. I broke my daughter,
they keep changing math...Copy !req
1284. we needed double-A batteries,
but I got triple-A's...Copy !req
1285. and now we still need
double-A batteries.Copy !req
1286. I put one red thing
in a load of whitesCopy !req
1287. and now
everything's pink.Copy !req
1288. And I think
we need eggs.Copy !req
1289. Done properly,
parenting is a heroic act.Copy !req
1290. Done properly.Copy !req
1291. I am fortunate that it has
never afflicted me.Copy !req
1292. But you do not come to meCopy !req
1293. for eggs and batteries,
Robert.Copy !req
1294. I design herowearCopy !req
1295. and Elastigirl
must have a new suit.Copy !req
1296. (SIGHS) Actually,
it's Jack-Jack.Copy !req
1297. You also wish
a new suit for the baby?Copy !req
1298. I would hardly classify
this as an emergency.Copy !req
1299. Well, he's a special case.
Worth studying.Copy !req
1300. If I could just leave him
with you for a while...Copy !req
1301. Leave him? Here?Copy !req
1302. I am not a baby person,
Robert.Copy !req
1303. I have no baby facilities.
I am an artist.Copy !req
1304. I do not involve myself
in the prosaic
day-to-day to...Copy !req
1305. day.Copy !req
1306. Fascinating!Copy !req
1307. Are you seeing this, Robert?Copy !req
1308. Dada.Copy !req
1309. (GIGGLING)
Oh, my God.Copy !req
1310. Yes!Copy !req
1311. Of course you can leave
the baby overnight.Copy !req
1312. I'm sure filling in
for Helen is challenging,Copy !req
1313. and you are very tired...Copy !req
1314. and the other children
need youCopy !req
1315. and miss you,
and you must go to them.Copy !req
1316. Auntie Edna will take care
of everything...Copy !req
1317. so, drive safely and goodbye.
I enjoy our visits.Copy !req
1318. "Auntie Edna"?Copy !req
1319. (GLASS CLINKING)
Attention. Attention.Copy !req
1320. I wanna thank everyone
that came out tonight...Copy !req
1321. in support of superheroes...Copy !req
1322. and bringing them
back into society!Copy !req
1323. (ALL APPLAUDING)
You all made it happen.Copy !req
1324. The need for this
has been madeCopy !req
1325. crystal clear
in recent days...Copy !req
1326. with bad actors
like the self-proclaimedCopy !req
1327. Screenslaver
threatening our peace.Copy !req
1328. His reign was short, huh?Copy !req
1329. (ALL CHEER)
And thanks to this woman...Copy !req
1330. a great super. You love her.
You missed her.Copy !req
1331. Welcome back, Elastigirl.
(ALL CHEERING)Copy !req
1332. Come on up here.
Don't be bashful.Copy !req
1333. Come on. Get up here.
(GLASSES CLINKING)Copy !req
1334. I want you to have this.Copy !req
1335. A memento.Copy !req
1336. Thanks, Winston, Evelyn,
and everyone at DEVTECH.Copy !req
1337. I am forever in your debt.Copy !req
1338. And thanks to all of you,Copy !req
1339. your pressure
changed all the right minds.Copy !req
1340. We've made amazing headway
in a very short time...Copy !req
1341. which leads me
to an important
announcement.Copy !req
1342. Just now,
at a worldwide summit...Copy !req
1343. leaders from
more than a hundredCopy !req
1344. of the world's
top countries...Copy !req
1345. have agreed to make
superheroes legal again!Copy !req
1346. We'll gather superheroes
and leadersCopy !req
1347. from all over
the planet...Copy !req
1348. on our boat,
the Everjust...Copy !req
1349. for a televised
signing ceremony at sea.Copy !req
1350. Now if you'll excuse us,
we got a ship to catch!Copy !req
1351. So good to see you.
Thanks for coming out.Copy !req
1352. Hey.
Hi, it's me, again.Copy !req
1353. Um, there's, uh, something
I've always wanted to ask you.Copy !req
1354. Yeah, how do you balance
the superhero stuffCopy !req
1355. with the life stuff?Copy !req
1356. I know I can handle
the superhero stuff.Copy !req
1357. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Oh.Copy !req
1358. Would you please
excuse me a moment?Copy !req
1359. Oh. Yeah, okay, see you later!
Good talk!Copy !req
1360. Hey, Vi.
Hey.Copy !req
1361. Where's Jack-Jack?Copy !req
1362. E's taking him
for a little bit.Copy !req
1363. Edna is babysitting?
Yeah.Copy !req
1364. And you're okay with this?Copy !req
1365. Yeah. I don't know why,
but yeah.Copy !req
1366. I wanted to say
something to you.Copy !req
1367. Sorry about Tony.Copy !req
1368. I didn't think about Dicker
erasing his memory...Copy !req
1369. or about you having to pay
the price for a choice...Copy !req
1370. you never made.
It's not fair, I know.Copy !req
1371. And then, I made it worse
at the restaurantCopy !req
1372. by trying to...Copy !req
1373. Anyway. Anyway...Copy !req
1374. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1375. I'm used to knowingCopy !req
1376. what the right thing
to do is...Copy !req
1377. but now,
I'm not sure anymore.Copy !req
1378. I just wanna be...Copy !req
1379. a good dad.Copy !req
1380. You're not good.Copy !req
1381. You're super.Copy !req
1382. Are superheroes allowed
to drink on duty?Copy !req
1383. I'm definitely not on duty.
Ignore the costume.Copy !req
1384. I know
I should be up there...Copy !req
1385. but I had to step away
from the grip and grins,
you know?Copy !req
1386. Gotta get away
to keep it pure.
I know I do.Copy !req
1387. What are you getting
away from?Copy !req
1388. Eh, you know, company stuff.
My brother, mostly.Copy !req
1389. But you love him,
you two are this company.Copy !req
1390. Yin and yang.Copy !req
1391. Yeah, I invent the stuff,
he's good at people.Copy !req
1392. Pleasing them, engaging them,
figuring out what they want.Copy !req
1393. I never know
what people want.Copy !req
1394. What do you think
they want?Copy !req
1395. Ease.Copy !req
1396. People will trade quality
for ease every time.Copy !req
1397. It may be crap,
but hey, it's convenient.Copy !req
1398. Yeah. Kind of
like this case.Copy !req
1399. What?
The Screenslaver?Copy !req
1400. Yeah, something's not
sitting right.Copy !req
1401. It was too easy.Copy !req
1402. That was too easy?
(CHUCKLES) Wow.Copy !req
1403. Funny.
What?Copy !req
1404. Look at that.Copy !req
1405. One of Screenslaver's monitors
is tuned into my suit cam.Copy !req
1406. What?Copy !req
1407. Isn't the suit cam
closed circuit?Copy !req
1408. It is.Copy !req
1409. Then how come
Screenslaver has it?Copy !req
1410. Maybe he hacked it?Copy !req
1411. So, he's sophisticated enough
to do that...Copy !req
1412. but he has simple locks
on his doors?Copy !req
1413. Maybe he wanted you
to find him.Copy !req
1414. He wanted to get caught?Copy !req
1415. He wanted you to win.Copy !req
1416. That makes no sense.
He's a brilliant guy.Copy !req
1417. If he's smart enough
to conceiveCopy !req
1418. of technology like this...Copy !req
1419. he's smart enough to think
of something to do with it.Copy !req
1420. The guy we put in jail
delivered pizzas.Copy !req
1421. So?Copy !req
1422. Einstein was
a patent clerk.Copy !req
1423. Look, you won.
You got the guy who...Copy !req
1424. Wait. All Screenslaver
needs to doCopy !req
1425. to hypnotize someone...Copy !req
1426. is get a screen
in front of their eyes.Copy !req
1427. But what if the screen
doesn't look like
a screen?Copy !req
1428. What if the pizza guy
is really a pizza guy...Copy !req
1429. but he was controlled
by the screensCopy !req
1430. built into his glasses...Copy !req
1431. You are good.Copy !req
1432. (ON TV)
Look, the robot!Copy !req
1433. It's taking off.Copy !req
1434. DR.I'm not getting
a reading yet.Copy !req
1435. Press "fire"?
DR.Now!Copy !req
1436. More power.Copy !req
1437. Oh, I hope
this works, Dad.Copy !req
1438. I thought it was best
to just let you sleep.Copy !req
1439. Seventeen hours.Copy !req
1440. How do you feel?
(CHUCKLES)Copy !req
1441. Super.Copy !req
1442. You got it, Dad.
Hurray!Copy !req
1443. I can't tell you
how much I appreciateCopy !req
1444. you watching
Jack-Jack for me, E.Copy !req
1445. Yes, I'm sure your gratitude
is quite inexpressible.Copy !req
1446. Don't ask me
to do it again, darling.Copy !req
1447. My rates are far too high.Copy !req
1448. Oh, uh...Copy !req
1449. I am joking, Robert.
I enjoyed the assignment.Copy !req
1450. He is bright
and I am stimulating.Copy !req
1451. We deserve each other.Copy !req
1452. Your child is a polymorph.Copy !req
1453. Like all babies,
he has enormous potential.Copy !req
1454. It is not unknown
for supersCopy !req
1455. to have more
than one power
when young...Copy !req
1456. but this little one
has many.
(BABBLING)Copy !req
1457. Yes, you have many powers.Copy !req
1458. I understand
your lack of sleepCopy !req
1459. and coherency, Robert.Copy !req
1460. Babies can be anything,Copy !req
1461. and your child
is no exception.Copy !req
1462. He has pure,
unlimited potential, Robert.Copy !req
1463. He slept while I worked
in a creative fever.Copy !req
1464. Auntie Edna stayed up
all night...Copy !req
1465. making sure
you look fabulous
in your many forms.Copy !req
1466. What are you...
You're putting him
in the...Copy !req
1467. In the chamber, Robert.Copy !req
1468. He is part
of the demonstrationCopy !req
1469. and will be fine.Copy !req
1470. Your challenge
is to manage a babyCopy !req
1471. who has
multiple powers...Copy !req
1472. and no control
over them, yes?Copy !req
1473. Huh. That sums it up.Copy !req
1474. I often work to musicCopy !req
1475. and I noticed the baby
responds to it as well.Copy !req
1476. Specifically, Mozart.Copy !req
1477. (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
I blended KevlarCopy !req
1478. with carbyne for
durability under duress...Copy !req
1479. and cotton for comfort.Copy !req
1480. Interwoven with these fabrics
are a mesh of tiny sensors...Copy !req
1481. that monitor the baby's
physical properties.Copy !req
1482. Oh, Lord! (STAMMERS)
What is he doing?Copy !req
1483. Well, it's Mozart, Robert.
Can you blame him?Copy !req
1484. The important thing is that
the suit and tracker...Copy !req
1485. anticipated the change
and alerted you.Copy !req
1486. Oh, no. Cookies.Copy !req
1487. I gotta get cookies!Copy !req
1488. You do not need cookies.Copy !req
1489. As I learned quite painfullyCopy !req
1490. last night...Copy !req
1491. any solution involving cookiesCopy !req
1492. will inevitably result
in the demon baby.Copy !req
1493. "Combustion imminent"?Copy !req
1494. What does that mean?Copy !req
1495. It means fire, Robert,Copy !req
1496. for which the suit
has countermeasures.Copy !req
1497. I suggest you extinguish
the baby's flamesCopy !req
1498. before he trips
the sprinkler system.Copy !req
1499. (BOB EXHALES)
The flame retardantCopy !req
1500. is blackberry lavender, darling.Copy !req
1501. Effective, edible,
and delicious.Copy !req
1502. Well, what do you know?
That is useful.Copy !req
1503. Although, I have doubtlessly
exceeded your expectationsCopy !req
1504. for a single night's work...Copy !req
1505. the suit
and device containCopy !req
1506. a few more features
we need to discuss.Copy !req
1507. Thanks again, E,
for everything.Copy !req
1508. How much
do I owe you for...Copy !req
1509. Pish-posh, darling. Your bill
will be covered by my fee...Copy !req
1510. for being Mr. Incredible,
Elastigirl,Copy !req
1511. and Frozone's
exclusive designer...Copy !req
1512. throughout the known universe
and until the end of time.Copy !req
1513. But babysitting this one...Copy !req
1514. I do for free, darling.Copy !req
1515. (ON SPEAKERS)
I would resistCopy !req
1516. the temptation to stretch.Copy !req
1517. The temperature around you
is well below freezing.Copy !req
1518. Try to stretch
and you'll break.Copy !req
1519. So, you're
the Screenslaver.Copy !req
1520. Yes and no.Copy !req
1521. Let's say,
I created the characterCopy !req
1522. and pre-recorded
the messages.Copy !req
1523. Does Winston know?
(SCOFFS)Copy !req
1524. That I'm the Screenslaver?
Of course not.Copy !req
1525. Can you imagine
what Mr. Free EnterpriseCopy !req
1526. would do
with my hypnosis technology?Copy !req
1527. Worse than
what you're doing?Copy !req
1528. Hey, I'm using
the technologyCopy !req
1529. to destroy
people's trust in it.Copy !req
1530. Like I'm using superheroes.Copy !req
1531. Who did I put in jail?Copy !req
1532. Pizza delivery guy.Copy !req
1533. Seemed the right height,
build.Copy !req
1534. He gave you
a pretty good fight.Copy !req
1535. I should say I gave youCopy !req
1536. a pretty good fight
through him.Copy !req
1537. (SHIVERING) But it doesn't
bother youCopy !req
1538. that an innocent man
is in jail?Copy !req
1539. Eh, he was surly
and the pizza was cold.Copy !req
1540. I counted on you.Copy !req
1541. That's why you failed.Copy !req
1542. What?Copy !req
1543. Why would you count on me?
Because I built you a bike?Copy !req
1544. Because my brother
knows the wordsCopy !req
1545. to your theme song?Copy !req
1546. We don't know each other.Copy !req
1547. But you can
count on me anyway.Copy !req
1548. I am supposed to,
aren't I?Copy !req
1549. Because you have
some strange abilitiesCopy !req
1550. and a shiny costume...Copy !req
1551. the rest of us are supposed
to put our livesCopy !req
1552. into your gloved hands.Copy !req
1553. That's what
my father believed.Copy !req
1554. When our home was broken into,
my mother wanted to hide.Copy !req
1555. Begged my father
to use the safe room.Copy !req
1556. But Father insisted they call
his superhero friends.Copy !req
1557. He died,
pointlessly, stupidly...Copy !req
1558. waiting for heroes
to save the day.Copy !req
1559. But why would you...Copy !req
1560. Your brother...
Is a child!Copy !req
1561. He remembers the timeCopy !req
1562. when we had parents
and superheroes.Copy !req
1563. So, like a child,
Winston conflates the two.Copy !req
1564. Mommy and Daddy went away
because supers went away.Copy !req
1565. Our sweet parents
were foolsCopy !req
1566. to put their lives
in anybody else's hands.Copy !req
1567. Superheroes keep us weak.Copy !req
1568. Are you gonna kill me?Copy !req
1569. Nah.Copy !req
1570. Using you is better.Copy !req
1571. You're gonna help me make
supers illegal...Copy !req
1572. forever.Copy !req
1573. Dada. Dada.Copy !req
1574. Ready?
Laser eyes.Copy !req
1575. Stop.Copy !req
1576. Wow!
Yeah!Copy !req
1577. Yay, Jack-Jack!
Yeah, baby!Copy !req
1578. And that's not all.
Watch this.Copy !req
1579. Jack-Jack, blaster ready?Copy !req
1580. No way.
That is crazy cool.Copy !req
1581. My turn.
I get to blast him first!Copy !req
1582. Let me try. I want him.
Give him to me.Copy !req
1583. Hey, I'm just demonstrating.Copy !req
1584. No firing the baby around
the house, you understand?Copy !req
1585. This is potentially
dangerous...Copy !req
1586. and we're trying to teach him
to control his powers, okay?Copy !req
1587. (BEEPING)
Stop. See the screen.Copy !req
1588. He vanished!
That's really cool!Copy !req
1589. Okay, good. Use the thing.Copy !req
1590. That's the current readout.
Click it. See the readout?Copy !req
1591. Dimension four.
See the shape?Copy !req
1592. That's the room.
See where he is in relation?Copy !req
1593. So, where is he?Copy !req
1594. He's... there!Copy !req
1595. Okay. Come out.
Num-num cookie?Copy !req
1596. Yay, Jack-Jack!
Yeah, Jack-Jack!Copy !req
1597. That's really cool.
(ALARM BEEPING)Copy !req
1598. Hello?
Elastigirl's in trouble.Copy !req
1599. What? What happened to her?Copy !req
1600. Sorry to tell you
on the phone.Copy !req
1601. Meet me on our ship
at DEVTECH.Copy !req
1602. The ship at DEVTECH.
I'll be there in 15 minutes.Copy !req
1603. What's at the ship
at DEVTECH?Copy !req
1604. Lucius? Bob.
Helen's in trouble.Copy !req
1605. I need someone
to watch the kids.Copy !req
1606. Suit up. It might get weird.Copy !req
1607. I'll be there.
ASAP. Fifteen tops.Copy !req
1608. Where are you
going ASAP?Copy !req
1609. You better be back ASAP!Copy !req
1610. And leaving that suit.Copy !req
1611. I gotta go.
I'll be home soon.Copy !req
1612. Lucius will be here sooner.Copy !req
1613. No firing the baby
around the house, okay?Copy !req
1614. What's at the ship
at DEVTECH?Copy !req
1615. And why are you
in your Supersuit?Copy !req
1616. Is that Mom's supersuit?Copy !req
1617. She may need it.
You never know.Copy !req
1618. What's going on?Copy !req
1619. I don't know,
but Dad called LuciusCopy !req
1620. after getting a call
about Mom...Copy !req
1621. and then left.Copy !req
1622. I thought you renounced
superheroes.Copy !req
1623. Yeah, well,
I renounce my renunciation.Copy !req
1624. Put that on.Copy !req
1625. Hello there, little fella.Copy !req
1626. Hello.Copy !req
1627. You kids aren't safe.Copy !req
1628. The Deavors sent us
to take you...Copy !req
1629. Well,
isn't that redundant?Copy !req
1630. The Deavors just sent me here
to guard the house.Copy !req
1631. 'Cause the kids aren't safe.Copy !req
1632. I get it,
managerial screw-up.Copy !req
1633. Tell Winston
I handled it.Copy !req
1634. You understand,
Ms...Copy !req
1635. Voyd.Copy !req
1636. Ms. Voyd.Copy !req
1637. Drive safely.Copy !req
1638. The thing is, he wants us
to bring you, too.Copy !req
1639. Hey.Copy !req
1640. That isn't gonna
hold them long.Copy !req
1641. Dash, grab the baby!Copy !req
1642. Spread out!Copy !req
1643. Whoa!
Oh!Copy !req
1644. (GRUNTS)
Dash!Copy !req
1645. We gotta get to my car.Copy !req
1646. What? What's going on?Copy !req
1647. Little fella!Copy !req
1648. It worked!Copy !req
1649. Incredibile, windows down!Copy !req
1650. Dive in!Copy !req
1651. Incredibile,
set voice identification.Copy !req
1652. Loudly, say your names.Copy !req
1653. Violet Parr.
Dashiell Robert Parr.Copy !req
1654. Lucius!Copy !req
1655. (YELLS)
Incredibile, escape!Copy !req
1656. Fill me in!Copy !req
1657. Good news and bad news.
We found her.Copy !req
1658. She seems physically fineCopy !req
1659. but she's had an encounter
with Screenslaver...Copy !req
1660. and she's acting
kind of strange. In here.Copy !req
1661. Strange how?Copy !req
1662. Helen? (GROANS)Copy !req
1663. Helen, what are you...Copy !req
1664. Helen, it's me.Copy !req
1665. Incredibile, pull over.Copy !req
1666. (SIGHS) We can't go to E's.Copy !req
1667. You saw those goggles
they put on Lucius.Copy !req
1668. They were
wearing them, too.Copy !req
1669. They're all under
someone's control.Copy !req
1670. They've probably done
the same to Mom.Copy !req
1671. Okay. Bad guys after us.Copy !req
1672. No Mom, no Dad.Copy !req
1673. No Lucius.Copy !req
1674. But we have our powers,
this car...Copy !req
1675. and... what?Copy !req
1676. Incredibile,
take us to DEVTECH.Copy !req
1677. The kids have escaped
in a tricked-out car,Copy !req
1678. but we got Frozone.Copy !req
1679. Bring him to the ship
at DEVTECH immediately.Copy !req
1680. Aw, we missed 'em!Copy !req
1681. Oh, I wish the Incredibile
could follow that boat.Copy !req
1682. What did you do?
I don't know.Copy !req
1683. What did you do?
I didn't do anything!Copy !req
1684. Wow, this car does
anything I say.Copy !req
1685. We didn't plan this well.Copy !req
1686. What do you mean?
We're here, aren't we?Copy !req
1687. Yes, we're here.Copy !req
1688. We need to be up there.Copy !req
1689. Hey...Copy !req
1690. What if the Incredibile
has ejector seats?Copy !req
1691. Wait, what? No.Copy !req
1692. Yeah, baby!
No, don't say any more...Copy !req
1693. Max power! Launch!Copy !req
1694. Come on.Copy !req
1695. Hello!
Glad you could come.Copy !req
1696. Welcome to the conference.Copy !req
1697. Our stars, where are they?Copy !req
1698. The event's about to start.Copy !req
1699. They didn't want to upstage
the others.Copy !req
1700. They'll join for the signing.Copy !req
1701. Welcome, guests!
You're in for a treat.Copy !req
1702. This ship is the largest
hydrofoil on the planet.Copy !req
1703. So, hold onto something...Copy !req
1704. because we're going
to open her up!Copy !req
1705. We need to find Mom and Dad.
Stay here.Copy !req
1706. I'm gonna search for them.Copy !req
1707. Wait! Who's gonna
watch Jack-Jack?Copy !req
1708. Suck it up.
I won't be long.Copy !req
1709. Wait. Wait, but, but wait!Copy !req
1710. This is important.
They are in trouble.Copy !req
1711. It's up to us.
To us, understand?Copy !req
1712. Keep him amused but quiet!Copy !req
1713. Ugh.Copy !req
1714. (CRYING)
Shh! Quiet!Copy !req
1715. Huh?Copy !req
1716. Jack-Jack?Copy !req
1717. Jack-Jack?
Jack-Jack!Copy !req
1718. Jack-Jack!Copy !req
1719. The mesmerized supers
know we're here...Copy !req
1720. but I found Mom and Dad...
Where's Jack-Jack?Copy !req
1721. You lost him?
I gave you one thing to do!Copy !req
1722. The tracker.
Use the tracker.Copy !req
1723. He's going up?Copy !req
1724. He's in an elevator.
Let's go!Copy !req
1725. Hey, little baby.
Where are your parents?Copy !req
1726. And here they are, folks!Copy !req
1727. The supers who started
this whole thing.Copy !req
1728. I told you
they'd be there in time.Copy !req
1729. Hey, did you make them
new masks?Copy !req
1730. Yeah. Night vision,
et cetera...Copy !req
1731. They look good, right?Copy !req
1732. (ON TV) So simple,
even he can do it.Copy !req
1733. And we're back live in
three, two, one...Copy !req
1734. This is
a momentous occasion.Copy !req
1735. We've all managed
to accomplishCopy !req
1736. something extraordinarily rare
in today's world.Copy !req
1737. We agree on something.Copy !req
1738. We agree to undo
a bad decision.Copy !req
1739. To make sureCopy !req
1740. a few extraordinarily
gifted members...Copy !req
1741. of the world's many countries
are treated fairly.Copy !req
1742. To invite them once again
to use their gifts...Copy !req
1743. to benefit the world.Copy !req
1744. I thank all of youCopy !req
1745. for representing your nation's
commitment to superheroes.Copy !req
1746. With special thanks
to Ambassador Selick.Copy !req
1747. Yeah, it's okay.
Let her hear you.Copy !req
1748. Thank you.
Thank you so much.Copy !req
1749. Thank you,
Ambassador,Copy !req
1750. for your early
and very crucial support.Copy !req
1751. I can't think of anyone
more deserving than you...Copy !req
1752. to be the first signatureCopy !req
1753. on the International
Superhero Accord.Copy !req
1754. There it is!
(ALL CHEERING)Copy !req
1755. (GASPS) Holy cow!Copy !req
1756. I know he's on fire.
Just put him out.Copy !req
1757. (GASPS) They're coming.Copy !req
1758. Is it okay
to give him that?Copy !req
1759. I wasn't hearing
any better ideas.Copy !req
1760. No!Copy !req
1761. (CRYING)
Come on, Jack-Jack.Copy !req
1762. We have to go.Copy !req
1763. Cookie num-num?Copy !req
1764. Mama, Mama.
I see him. He's getting away!Copy !req
1765. Stand back.Copy !req
1766. Darn it!
He's heading for Mom.Copy !req
1767. It is done.
The world is super again.Copy !req
1768. Group photo. Come on.
Group photo, everyone.Copy !req
1769. Squeeze in. That's it.
Historic occasion.Copy !req
1770. Everyone, smile.Copy !req
1771. Go on phase two.Copy !req
1772. Years of mandated
hiding and silenceCopy !req
1773. have made us bitter.Copy !req
1774. You bring us out
into the light...Copy !req
1775. only to clean up the messesCopy !req
1776. your lack
of discipline creates.Copy !req
1777. Your bodies
and your character are weak.Copy !req
1778. Your promises are empty,
and you will pay for it.Copy !req
1779. We no longer serve you.Copy !req
1780. We serve only us.Copy !req
1781. May the fittest survive.Copy !req
1782. Well, we, um...Copy !req
1783. Some very alarming
moments there...Copy !req
1784. before the, uh,
technical difficulties.Copy !req
1785. Please bear with us.Copy !req
1786. What?Copy !req
1787. Mayday! Mayday!
Mayday!Copy !req
1788. Hold! Let him talk.Copy !req
1789. Superheroes have forcibly
taken the bridge. Repeat.Copy !req
1790. Now.Copy !req
1791. A little further.Copy !req
1792. Little further. Stop.Copy !req
1793. What the... A baby?Copy !req
1794. Mom and Dad.
Uncle Lucius?Copy !req
1795. My mama.
Jack-Jack, no!Copy !req
1796. A super baby?Copy !req
1797. No, no, no!Copy !req
1798. Put him down!Copy !req
1799. Grab her!
No!Copy !req
1800. Hold Jack-Jack.Copy !req
1801. No!Copy !req
1802. (GASPS)
Hey, it's me!Copy !req
1803. Yeah, that's what
I thought last time.Copy !req
1804. (JACK-JACK CALLING OUT)
Kids, what are you...Copy !req
1805. You came for us?Copy !req
1806. Don't be mad.Copy !req
1807. Oh, sweetie,
how could I be mad?Copy !req
1808. I'm proud.Copy !req
1809. Not to break up
a tender moment,Copy !req
1810. but where are we?Copy !req
1811. Is this DEVTECH's ship?Copy !req
1812. Evelyn Deavor
controls the Screenslaver...Copy !req
1813. and until a second ago, us.Copy !req
1814. (RUMBLES)
Where's the crew?Copy !req
1815. Collision detected.
Correct course.Copy !req
1816. Uh-oh.
Did I do that?Copy !req
1817. Mom, the suit?
Try this.Copy !req
1818. Phase Three.
Go on Phase Three!Copy !req
1819. Why are the kids here?
You didn't go to the house?Copy !req
1820. I went to the house.Copy !req
1821. You didn't escape?
How did you not escape?Copy !req
1822. Hey!
We just saved you!Copy !req
1823. Escape? Escape from who?Copy !req
1824. Those guys!Copy !req
1825. What the...?
Jack-Jack has powers?Copy !req
1826. We know.
Fight now, talk later.Copy !req
1827. (GROWLING)
Jack-Jack.Copy !req
1828. Laser eyes!Copy !req
1829. Ah-ha!Copy !req
1830. Ugh.Copy !req
1831. Come with me, Winston.Copy !req
1832. Did I faint?
You'll be safe here.Copy !req
1833. Safe? Safe from what?Copy !req
1834. Where are the diplomats?
The supers?Copy !req
1835. Still hypnotized.Copy !req
1836. (SIGHS) What have you done?Copy !req
1837. Evelyn, she's escaping.Copy !req
1838. Well, go after her.Copy !req
1839. Finish your mission.Copy !req
1840. I can't just go!
What about the kids?Copy !req
1841. Jack-Jack,
who's gonna...
Mom!Copy !req
1842. Go. We've got this.Copy !req
1843. Voyd, come with me.Copy !req
1844. I'll go shut down
the engine.Copy !req
1845. I'll try to
slow the ship
from the bow.Copy !req
1846. Wait, someone's missing.
Where's the crusher guy?Copy !req
1847. Strap in now!Copy !req
1848. It's for your own good.Copy !req
1849. No!Copy !req
1850. This is.Copy !req
1851. We're too late.
Get me up to the jet.Copy !req
1852. Hey, you did this.
Can you undo it?Copy !req
1853. You want me to un-crush?Copy !req
1854. What? No one's ever
asked for that?Copy !req
1855. No. To un-crush is silly.
Why un-crush?Copy !req
1856. To get into the engine room.Copy !req
1857. Oh, forget it.
We don't have enough time.Copy !req
1858. What if I said
to un-punch someone?Copy !req
1859. What do you do?Copy !req
1860. Welcome aboard, Elastigirl.Copy !req
1861. Although we haven't yet reachedCopy !req
1862. our cruising altitude...Copy !req
1863. feel free to roam about
the cabin.Copy !req
1864. (GROANING)
Or just relax...Copy !req
1865. and let the cabin roam
about you.Copy !req
1866. I can't get
to the engine room!Copy !req
1867. We gotta do something!Copy !req
1868. Because trying to
slow it down ain't working.Copy !req
1869. Hey! What about
turning the boat?Copy !req
1870. The steering's
been destroyed!Copy !req
1871. Dash means
from the outside!
Yeah!Copy !req
1872. If we break off
one of the foilsCopy !req
1873. and turn the rudder...Copy !req
1874. we can veer the ship
away from the city!Copy !req
1875. That might work.Copy !req
1876. I'll turn the front,
you turn the rear.Copy !req
1877. Using the rudder?
That's underwater.Copy !req
1878. How am I supposed to get...Copy !req
1879. All right.
Come on, kids.Copy !req
1880. Dad, I know
this is going to work.Copy !req
1881. But if it doesn't,
and we crash...Copy !req
1882. my shields are probably better
protection than the ship.Copy !req
1883. I should stay here.
With Jack-Jack.Copy !req
1884. That's my girl.Copy !req
1885. Remember, Bob,
we're both turning right!Copy !req
1886. You know what's sad?Copy !req
1887. If it weren't
for your core beliefs...Copy !req
1888. I think we could have
been good friends.Copy !req
1889. At least... (GASPING)Copy !req
1890. I have core beliefs.Copy !req
1891. We have breaking news...Copy !req
1892. While there is
still no radio contact,Copy !req
1893. the ship
has changed direction...Copy !req
1894. and is heading towards landCopy !req
1895. at a high rate of speed.Copy !req
1896. So, Dash...Copy !req
1897. I am going to the rudder.Copy !req
1898. Once I turn the ship,
you hit the pull up button.Copy !req
1899. Okay, Dad.
Now lower me down...Copy !req
1900. The reputations of
superheroes are ruined.Copy !req
1901. You will never
become legal. Ever.Copy !req
1902. Never?Copy !req
1903. (LAUGHS) No.Copy !req
1904. Ever?
No.Copy !req
1905. Not even a little
smidgee-widgee?Copy !req
1906. Oh, hypoxia.Copy !req
1907. When you don't have
enough oxygen,Copy !req
1908. things seem really silly.
(GASPING)Copy !req
1909. (GASPING)
Things get sillierCopy !req
1910. and sillier
and then you die.Copy !req
1911. (LAUGHING)
I don't wanna die.Copy !req
1912. Ah, nobody does. (GRUNTS)Copy !req
1913. Really.Copy !req
1914. (CHUCKLES) Not such
a bad way to go.Copy !req
1915. Everyone, we need to get
to the back of the ship.Copy !req
1916. All supers,
protect your ambassadors!Copy !req
1917. Follow.Copy !req
1918. Dad's been underwater
for too long.Copy !req
1919. We gotta pull him up.Copy !req
1920. Wait. It's too soon.Copy !req
1921. I'm gonna press the button!Copy !req
1922. Not yet!Copy !req
1923. It's turning. It's working.Copy !req
1924. Now!
Dash, now!Copy !req
1925. Save yourself. Make a chute.Copy !req
1926. (MR. INCREDIBLE GRUNTS)
Make a chute. Make a chute.Copy !req
1927. Make a chute!Copy !req
1928. Helen!
Brace yourselves!Copy !req
1929. Crash positions!Copy !req
1930. Whoo.Copy !req
1931. (GASPS)
I missed Jack-Jack's
first power?Copy !req
1932. Actually, you missed
the first 17.Copy !req
1933. (ALL LAUGHING)
Oh!Copy !req
1934. The fact that you saved me
doesn't make you right.Copy !req
1935. But it does make you alive.Copy !req
1936. And I'm grateful
for that.Copy !req
1937. I'm sorry,
but she'll go to prison.Copy !req
1938. Well, I'm sorry she's richCopy !req
1939. and will probably get
no more than a slap
on the wrist.Copy !req
1940. First of all, Violet,
I like you.Copy !req
1941. And who knows
what the future
may bring...Copy !req
1942. but I have a good feeling
about all of you.Copy !req
1943. Hmm. Good feeling.Copy !req
1944. Should we be worried?
(MR. INCREDIBLE CHUCKLES)Copy !req
1945. You guys got the next shift.
I'm beat. Oh!Copy !req
1946. I saw
what you did back there.
That was incredible!Copy !req
1947. No pun intended.Copy !req
1948. Sorry I had
to punch you.Copy !req
1949. Yeah, baby! My sweet ride!Copy !req
1950. And in recognition
of the extraordinary serviceCopy !req
1951. they have demonstrated...Copy !req
1952. the legal status
of superheroesCopy !req
1953. is hereby restored.Copy !req
1954. You don't know me,
do you?Copy !req
1955. No, I don't...Copy !req
1956. Wait.Copy !req
1957. Are you the girl
with the water?Copy !req
1958. I'm Violet Parr.Copy !req
1959. I'm Tony.
(CHUCKLING) Okay.Copy !req
1960. You split up into
separate groups
and stuff...Copy !req
1961. Tony, this is my mom.Copy !req
1962. Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
1963. This is my dad.
Oh, we've met.Copy !req
1964. And this is embarrassing.Copy !req
1965. (IN BRITISH ACCENT)
Charmed, I'm sure.Copy !req
1966. My little brother, Dash.
(TOY SQUEAKS)Copy !req
1967. And the baby
is Jack-Jack.Copy !req
1968. I tried to limit it
to one parent.Copy !req
1969. We're all going to a movie,
too, Tony. Don't mind us.Copy !req
1970. We'll be sittingCopy !req
1971. on the other side
of the theater.Copy !req
1972. Not watching you.Copy !req
1973. (LAUGHING) He's kidding.Copy !req
1974. They are only
dropping us off
at the theater.Copy !req
1975. They have
other things to do.Copy !req
1976. So, you guys are close,
I guess.Copy !req
1977. Yeah, I guess.
We can get closer.Copy !req
1978. (LAUGHING) Bob.Copy !req
1979. Stop! Let us out!Copy !req
1980. Here, large popcorn,
small soda.Copy !req
1981. Save me a seat, center,
about eight rows back.Copy !req
1982. I'll be back before
the previews are over.Copy !req