1. File 82-712.Copy !req
2. Agent Rick Dicker interrogating.Copy !req
3. State your name, please.Copy !req
4. Tony. Tony Rydinger.Copy !req
5. Tell me about the incident.Copy !req
6. Well, there's this girl
in my class.Copy !req
7. I saw her at the track meet.Copy !req
8. You're Violet, right?Copy !req
9. That's me.Copy !req
10. I sort of knew her,
but she'd changed.Copy !req
11. Relaxed.
She was more sure of herself.Copy !req
12. Cool, cute.Copy !req
13. I asked her out to a movie.Copy !req
14. So, Friday?Copy !req
15. - Friday.
- Friday.Copy !req
16. And I went to watch
the track meet.Copy !req
17. Not long after,
this thing happened in the parking lot.Copy !req
18. Behold! The Underminer!Copy !req
19. I am always beneath you,
but nothing is beneath me!Copy !req
20. As if things aren't weird enough,
I look over and I see these boots.Copy !req
21. You two, stay here.Copy !req
22. Wait. Should we be doing this?Copy !req
23. It is still illegal.Copy !req
24. They looked like superheroes.Copy !req
25. - We're gonna lose him.
- Oh, all right.Copy !req
26. One of you patrol the perimeter,
keep the crowds back and safe.Copy !req
27. The other,
watch after Jack-Jack.Copy !req
28. - But I thought we were gonna go with...
- You heard your mother.Copy !req
29. Trampoline me.Copy !req
30. I call perimeter!Copy !req
31. You're not going anywhere,
you little maggoty creep!Copy !req
32. I see my chance
to get out of there.Copy !req
33. But there's something familiar
about one of the kids' voices.Copy !req
34. The girl, she's upset
and she throws down her mask...Copy !req
35. and it's her!Copy !req
36. Tony!Copy !req
37. Hi.Copy !req
38. This isn't what you think it is.Copy !req
39. It was just getting too freaky.
I couldn't handle it and ran off.Copy !req
40. I feel kinda bad about it.Copy !req
41. Maybe I should've said "hi"
or something?Copy !req
42. It's not her fault
superheroes are illegal.Copy !req
43. And it's not like
I don't like strong girls.Copy !req
44. I'm pretty secure manhood-wise.Copy !req
45. What is that?Copy !req
46. Have you told anyone else about this?
Your parents?Copy !req
47. No, they'd only think
I was hiding something.Copy !req
48. You know what I mean?Copy !req
49. Sure, kid.Copy !req
50. I like this girl, Mr. Dicker.Copy !req
51. I'm supposed to go out with her
Friday night.Copy !req
52. Now, things
are just gonna be weird.Copy !req
53. I wish I could forget
I ever saw her in that suit.Copy !req
54. You will, kid.Copy !req
55. You will.Copy !req
56. Come on!Copy !req
57. Consider yourself undermined!Copy !req
58. Underminer!
We meet again...Copy !req
59. Oh, great!
Now, he's on the agenda.Copy !req
60. Incredible!Copy !req
61. Meet Jack Hammer!Copy !req
62. Buh-bye!Copy !req
63. No, no, no! No, no, no!Copy !req
64. Everybody, stay back!
Okay? Stay back!Copy !req
65. You're not sticking me
with babysitting!Copy !req
66. I can't steer it or stop it.
And the Underminer's escaped!Copy !req
67. We'll have to stop it...
Bob! The monorail!Copy !req
68. Frozone! Yeah!Copy !req
69. We have to stop this thing
before it gets to the overpass!Copy !req
70. I'll try to keep it away
from the buildings!Copy !req
71. Hey, lady!Copy !req
72. Thank you so much, young man!Copy !req
73. What?Copy !req
74. Violet!Copy !req
75. Stop!Copy !req
76. Everybody, stop!Copy !req
77. - Heads up, Dad!
- Dash!Copy !req
78. Violet!Copy !req
79. Who's watching Jack-Jack?Copy !req
80. Dash is watching him!Copy !req
81. Violet, here, you take him!Copy !req
82. It's headed for City Hall!Copy !req
83. Mom needs help!Copy !req
84. They're out in public again!
This is our chance!Copy !req
85. Follow them, follow Frozone!Copy !req
86. Bob!
Help me with the boiler!Copy !req
87. That should do it!Copy !req
88. What are you kids doing?
Get out of here!Copy !req
89. This thing's gonna blow!Copy !req
90. There's no time!Copy !req
91. We did it!Copy !req
92. Freeze, Supers!Copy !req
93. What did we do?Copy !req
94. Excuse me, Mr. Zone?Copy !req
95. Sorry, but I'm not really
supposed to be here.Copy !req
96. Which seems wrong...Copy !req
97. doesn't it?Copy !req
98. Perhaps you'd be interested in
changing that law?Copy !req
99. Superheroes including
Frozone, Mr. Incredible, and Elastigirl...Copy !req
100. caused further damage
to the city.Copy !req
101. The Underminer
remains at large.Copy !req
102. We didn't start this fight.Copy !req
103. Well,
you didn't finish it either!Copy !req
104. Did you stop the Underminer
from inflicting more damage?Copy !req
105. - No.
- Did you stop him from robbing the banks?Copy !req
106. - No.
- Did you catch him?Copy !req
107. No.Copy !req
108. The banks were insured.Copy !req
109. We have infrastructure in place
to deal with these matters.Copy !req
110. If you had simply done nothing...Copy !req
111. everything would now be proceeding
in an orderly fashion.Copy !req
112. You'd have preferred
we do nothing?Copy !req
113. Without a doubt.Copy !req
114. You weren't much help.Copy !req
115. Do you want out of the hole?Copy !req
116. First you gotta put down
the shovel.Copy !req
117. Well, that went poorly.Copy !req
118. Dad, this is probably not the best time
to tell you about this...Copy !req
119. but something else
happened today with a kid...Copy !req
120. and my mask.Copy !req
121. Hey, Rick. Violet thinks a friend of hers,
a kid named Tony...Copy !req
122. might have seen her in the outfit,
without her mask.Copy !req
123. - Talkative type?
- Don't know.Copy !req
124. Last name is Rydinger.Copy !req
125. Tony Rydinger.Copy !req
126. I'll check it out.Copy !req
127. Bob, Helen...Copy !req
128. a word if you don't mind.Copy !req
129. The program's been shut down.Copy !req
130. What?Copy !req
131. Politicians
don't understand people...Copy !req
132. who do good
simply because it's right.Copy !req
133. It makes 'em nervous.Copy !req
134. They've been gunning for Supers
for years.Copy !req
135. Today was all they needed.Copy !req
136. Anyway...Copy !req
137. I'm done.Copy !req
138. I'm afraid two more weeks in the motel
is the best I can do for ya.Copy !req
139. It ain't much.Copy !req
140. You've done plenty, Rick.Copy !req
141. We won't forget.Copy !req
142. Well, it has been a great honor
working with you good people.Copy !req
143. Thanks for everything,
and good luck.Copy !req
144. Yeah. You, too.Copy !req
145. Did you wash your hands?Copy !req
146. With soap?Copy !req
147. Did you dry them?Copy !req
148. What?Copy !req
149. Is this all vegetables?
Who ordered all vegetables?Copy !req
150. I did. They're good
and you're going to have some.Copy !req
151. - Are we going to talk about it?
- What?Copy !req
152. The elephant in the room.Copy !req
153. What elephant?Copy !req
154. I guess not then.Copy !req
155. You're referring to today.Copy !req
156. Yeah, what's the deal with today?Copy !req
157. We all made mistakes.Copy !req
158. For example, you kids
were supposed to watch Jack-Jack.Copy !req
159. Babysitting, while you guys
did the important stuff.Copy !req
160. We talked about this.Copy !req
161. You're not old enough to decide
about these things.Copy !req
162. - We are old enough to help out.
- Yeah!Copy !req
163. Isn't that what you tell us, Dad?Copy !req
164. Yeah, well, "help out"
can mean many different things.Copy !req
165. But we're supposed to help,
if there's trouble.Copy !req
166. Well, yeah, but...Copy !req
167. - Aren't you glad we helped today?
- Yeah, I know but...Copy !req
168. You said
that you were proud of us.Copy !req
169. Well, yeah, I was. Am!Copy !req
170. We wanna fight bad guys!Copy !req
171. No, you don't!Copy !req
172. You said
things were different now.Copy !req
173. And they were, on the island.Copy !req
174. But I didn't mean
that from now on...Copy !req
175. So now, we've gotta go back to
never using our powers.Copy !req
176. It defines who I am.Copy !req
177. We're not saying you have...Copy !req
178. - What?
- Someone on TV said it.Copy !req
179. Can we just eat?Copy !req
180. The dinner, while it's hot?Copy !req
181. Did we do something wrong?Copy !req
182. - Yes.
- No.Copy !req
183. We didn't do anything wrong.Copy !req
184. Superheroes are illegal.
Whether it's fair or not, that's the law.Copy !req
185. The law should be fair.
What are we teaching our kids?Copy !req
186. To respect the law!Copy !req
187. Even when the law
is disrespectful?Copy !req
188. If laws are unjust, there are laws
to change them!Copy !req
189. Otherwise, it's chaos!Copy !req
190. Which is exactly what we have!Copy !req
191. I just thought it was kinda cool.Copy !req
192. What was?Copy !req
193. Fighting crime as a family.Copy !req
194. It was cool.Copy !req
195. But it's over.
The world is what it is.Copy !req
196. We have to adapt.Copy !req
197. Are things bad?Copy !req
198. Things are fine.Copy !req
199. May I be excused?Copy !req
200. How much longer in the motel, Dad?Copy !req
201. Not much longer, honey.Copy !req
202. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
203. I don't know.Copy !req
204. Maybe Dicker will find something?Copy !req
205. Dicker is done, Bob.Copy !req
206. Any thought we had
about being Supers again is fantasy.Copy !req
207. One of us has gotta get a job.Copy !req
208. One of us?Copy !req
209. You did a long stint
at Insuricare.Copy !req
210. Hated every minute of it.Copy !req
211. I know it was hard on you.Copy !req
212. Maybe it's my turn in the private sector
and you take care of the kids...Copy !req
213. No, I'm doing this.
I need to do this.Copy !req
214. You know
where my suit and ties are?Copy !req
215. Burned up when...Copy !req
216. The jet destroyed our house.Copy !req
217. Yeah.Copy !req
218. We can't count
on anyone else now, Bob.Copy !req
219. It's just us.
We can't wait for...Copy !req
220. No lifeguard on duty!Copy !req
221. Swim at your own risk.Copy !req
222. Where'd you go today?Copy !req
223. I noticed you missed all the fun.Copy !req
224. Don't be mad because I know
when to leave a party.Copy !req
225. I'm just as illegal as you guys.Copy !req
226. Besides, I knew
the cops would let you go.Copy !req
227. Yeah, in spite of Bob's
best efforts.Copy !req
228. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
229. I heard the program shut down.Copy !req
230. How much longer
are you in this motel?Copy !req
231. Two weeks.Copy !req
232. Now, you know the offer
still stands.Copy !req
233. You're very generous,
but there are five of us.Copy !req
234. We wouldn't do that
to you and Honey.Copy !req
235. Well, door's always open.Copy !req
236. You know,
the news isn't all bad.Copy !req
237. While you guys
were being detained...Copy !req
238. I was approached by a dude
who represents this tycoon.Copy !req
239. - Winston Deavor.
- Wants to talk...Copy !req
240. with me, with you two,
about hero stuff.Copy !req
241. I checked him out.Copy !req
242. He's legit. Trained under Dicker.
He wants to meet.Copy !req
243. Jeez! More superhero trouble.Copy !req
244. We just came
from the police station, Lucius.Copy !req
245. When?Copy !req
246. Tonight. I'm going there now.Copy !req
247. You enjoy,
I'm sitting this one out.Copy !req
248. He wants all three of us.Copy !req
249. Honey, let's just at least
hear what he has to say.Copy !req
250. You got the address,
I'll meet you guys there.Copy !req
251. Go in our Supersuits?Copy !req
252. Yeah.Copy !req
253. Might wanna wear
the old Supersuits.Copy !req
254. Got a feeling he's nostalgic.Copy !req
255. Where are you going?Copy !req
256. The fresh air
is especially good tonight.Copy !req
257. If Jack-Jack wakes up...Copy !req
258. I know the drill.Copy !req
259. Your security badges.
Please, this way.Copy !req
260. Hey, listen,
you're my biggest fan.Copy !req
261. Good to see you.Copy !req
262. I'm your biggest fan.Copy !req
263. Shoot!Copy !req
264. I love superheroes!Copy !req
265. The powers, the costumes...Copy !req
266. the mythic struggles.Copy !req
267. Winston Deavor.
You can call me Win.Copy !req
268. Genuine pleasure to meet you.Copy !req
269. - Frozone!
- It's good to see you.Copy !req
270. - Elastigirl.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
271. - Mr. Incredible!
- Hello.Copy !req
272. Mr. Incredible, IncredibleCopy !req
273. IncredibleCopy !req
274. Catching the bad guys
Pow, pow, powCopy !req
275. Who's the cat
who's always chillCopy !req
276. When survival odds
are close to nilCopy !req
277. Frozone
FrozoneCopy !req
278. FrozoneCopy !req
279. Yeah!Copy !req
280. Can't tell you what a thrill this is.
And this...Copy !req
281. Hello there, superheroes.
I'm so sorry I'm late.Copy !req
282. is my tardy sister, Evelyn.Copy !req
283. And I'm scolding myself
so you don't have to, Winston!Copy !req
284. Spectacular.Copy !req
285. My father was so proud that I was
even remotely connected to you guys.Copy !req
286. He used to call you
the last line of defense.Copy !req
287. He was your top supporter.Copy !req
288. He donated to superhero causes.Copy !req
289. He raised money
for the Dynaguy statue in Avery Park.Copy !req
290. He got to know
many Supers personally.Copy !req
291. Even installed a phone with direct lines
to Gazerbeam and Fironic...Copy !req
292. in case of emergencies.Copy !req
293. He loved that,
showed it off to everyone.Copy !req
294. He was heartbroken when you
were all forced to go underground.Copy !req
295. Father believed the world
would become more dangerous without you.Copy !req
296. He didn't know how right he was.Copy !req
297. There was a break-in.Copy !req
298. My father called Gazerbeam.
The direct line.Copy !req
299. No answer.Copy !req
300. He called Fironic,
no answer.Copy !req
301. Superheroes
had just been made illegal...Copy !req
302. The robbers
discovered him on the phone...Copy !req
303. and shot him.Copy !req
304. So...Copy !req
305. It must've been hard.Copy !req
306. Especially for Mother.Copy !req
307. She died a few months later.
Heartbreak.Copy !req
308. If superheroes
had not been forced underground...Copy !req
309. it never would've happened.Copy !req
310. Or Dad could've taken Mom to the safe room
as soon as he knew there was trouble.Copy !req
311. I disagree strongly!
But we're not going into it right now.Copy !req
312. The point is...Copy !req
313. nobody expected us to be able
to actually run Dad's company.Copy !req
314. But with Evelyn as designer,
and myself as operator...Copy !req
315. we threw ourselves into
building DEVTECH into what it is today.Copy !req
316. A world-class
telecommunications company.Copy !req
317. Bigger than ever.Copy !req
318. Perfectly positioned
to make some wrong things right.Copy !req
319. Hence, this meeting.Copy !req
320. Let me ask you something.Copy !req
321. What is the main reason
you were all forced underground?Copy !req
322. - Ignorance.
- Perception.Copy !req
323. Take today for example,
with the Underminer.Copy !req
324. Difficult situation.Copy !req
325. You were faced
with a lot of hard decisions.Copy !req
326. Tell me about it.Copy !req
327. I can't.Copy !req
328. Because I didn't see it...Copy !req
329. neither did anyone else.Copy !req
330. So, when you fight bad guys
like today...Copy !req
331. people don't see the fight
or what led up to it.Copy !req
332. They see what politicians
tell them to see.Copy !req
333. They see destruction
and they see you.Copy !req
334. So, if we wanna change
people's perceptions about superheroes...Copy !req
335. we need you to share your perceptions
with the world.Copy !req
336. - How do we do that?
- With cameras.Copy !req
337. We need you to share your
perceptions with the world.Copy !req
338. How do we do that?Copy !req
339. We embed tiny cameras, like those,
into your Supersuits.Copy !req
340. Wow, so small.Copy !req
341. And the picture is outstanding.Copy !req
342. Thanks! Designed 'em myself.Copy !req
343. We've got resources, lobbyists,
worldwide connections...Copy !req
344. and very important, insurance.Copy !req
345. Insurance is key.Copy !req
346. All we need now
are the super-est superheroes.Copy !req
347. It needs you three.
Come on!Copy !req
348. Help me make all Supers
legal again.Copy !req
349. This sounds great!Copy !req
350. Let's get this going.
What's my first assignment?Copy !req
351. That enthusiasm is golden.Copy !req
352. Now hold on to it.
But for our first move...Copy !req
353. Elastigirl is our best play.Copy !req
354. Better than me?Copy !req
355. I mean, she's good.Copy !req
356. Really, a credit to her...Copy !req
357. You know. You know.Copy !req
358. With great respect...Copy !req
359. let's not test the whole
"insurance-will-pay-for-everything" idea...Copy !req
360. on the first go 'round, okay?Copy !req
361. Wait a minute.
You're saying what? I'm messy?Copy !req
362. Well, Evelyn did
a cost-benefit analysis...Copy !req
363. comparing all your last five years
of crime fighting before going underground.Copy !req
364. And Elastigirl's numbers
are self-explanatory.Copy !req
365. Well, it's not a fair comparison!Copy !req
366. Heavyweight problems
need heavyweight solutions.Copy !req
367. Of course! We're gonna solve
all kinds of problems together.Copy !req
368. After the perfect launch
with Elastigirl!Copy !req
369. So, what do you say?Copy !req
370. What do I say?Copy !req
371. I don't know.Copy !req
372. What do you mean,
you don't know?Copy !req
373. A few hours ago,
you were saying it was over...Copy !req
374. and being a superhero
was a fantasy.Copy !req
375. Now, you get the offer of a lifetime
and you don't know?Copy !req
376. It's not that simple, Bob.
I wanna protect the kids!Copy !req
377. So do I.Copy !req
378. From jail, Bob!Copy !req
379. And how do you do that?Copy !req
380. By turning down a chance to change the law
that forces them to hide what they are?Copy !req
381. They haven't decided what they are.
They're still kids.Copy !req
382. Kids with powers,
which makes them Supers...Copy !req
383. whether they decide
to use those powers or not.Copy !req
384. This will benefit them.Copy !req
385. It's not a good time
to be away.Copy !req
386. Dash is having trouble
with homework...Copy !req
387. Vi is worried about her first date
with that boy she likes, Tony...Copy !req
388. and Jack-Jack...Copy !req
389. Jack-Jack?
What's wrong with him?Copy !req
390. Okay, nothing's wrong
with Jack-Jack.Copy !req
391. But even a normal baby
needs a lot of attention.Copy !req
392. I'm just not sure I can leave.Copy !req
393. Of course you can leave.Copy !req
394. You've got to. So that I...Copy !req
395. we can be Supers again,
so our kids can have that choice.Copy !req
396. So you can have that choice.Copy !req
397. All right, yes!Copy !req
398. So I can have that choice.Copy !req
399. And I would do a great job!Copy !req
400. Regardless of what
Deavor's pie charts say or whatever...Copy !req
401. But they want you.Copy !req
402. And you'll do a great...Copy !req
403. job...Copy !req
404. too.Copy !req
405. Well, that was excruciating
to watch.Copy !req
406. I can't lie to you.Copy !req
407. It's nice to be wanted.
Flattering, you know, but...Copy !req
408. But what's the choice?Copy !req
409. One, do this right, get well paid,
we're out of the motel...Copy !req
410. and things get better for all Supers,
including our kids.Copy !req
411. Or two...Copy !req
412. I find a job in two weeks
or we're homeless.Copy !req
413. You know it's crazy, right?Copy !req
414. To help my family,
I gotta leave it.Copy !req
415. - To fix the law, I gotta break it.
- You'll be great.Copy !req
416. I know I will.
But what about you? We have kids.Copy !req
417. I'll watch the kids, no problem.Copy !req
418. - Easy.
- Easy, huh?Copy !req
419. You're adorable.Copy !req
420. Well, if there is a problem,
I'll drop this thing and come right back.Copy !req
421. You won't need to.Copy !req
422. I got it, you go do this thing.Copy !req
423. Do it so...Copy !req
424. I can do it better.Copy !req
425. Deavor here.Copy !req
426. This is Elastigirl.Copy !req
427. I'm in.Copy !req
428. Mr. Deavor, it's wonderful...Copy !req
429. but it's too generous.Copy !req
430. Nonsense!
That's the least we can do.Copy !req
431. We're partners now!
Can't have my partners living in a motel.Copy !req
432. But whose house?
Is it a house?Copy !req
433. It's my house. I have several.
I'm not using that one.Copy !req
434. Stay as long as you need.Copy !req
435. I don't know what to say.Copy !req
436. How about "thanks"?Copy !req
437. This is our new house?Copy !req
438. Okay, easy, tiger.
It's being loaned to us.Copy !req
439. This is homey.Copy !req
440. Look at this place. Deavor bought it
from an eccentric billionaire...Copy !req
441. who liked to come and go
without being seen...Copy !req
442. so the house
has multiple hidden exits.Copy !req
443. Good thing we won't stand out.Copy !req
444. Wouldn't want to attract
any unnecessary attention.Copy !req
445. It's got a big yard!Copy !req
446. Isn't this a bit much?Copy !req
447. Near a forest!Copy !req
448. Would you rather be
at the motel?Copy !req
449. And a pool!Copy !req
450. What exactly is Mom's new job?Copy !req
451. The important thing is
we're out of the motel.Copy !req
452. I like Mom's new job!Copy !req
453. Well, check out
the water features.Copy !req
454. Wow.Copy !req
455. Wicked cool!Copy !req
456. Hey!
Dash! Stop it!Copy !req
457. - Not the couch! Stop it!
- No! Dash!Copy !req
458. - Stop! Don't touch the buttons!
- The couch!Copy !req
459. - Dash!
- No!Copy !req
460. No, no!Copy !req
461. Oh, no.
Oh, boy.Copy !req
462. This isn't me.Copy !req
463. I'm not all dark and angsty.Copy !req
464. I'm Elastigirl.Copy !req
465. I'm, you know, flexible.Copy !req
466. E designed this?Copy !req
467. No, some guy
named Alexander Galbaki.Copy !req
468. Glad it's you and not me,
'cause you're gonna hear from her.Copy !req
469. This note came with it.Copy !req
470. What?Copy !req
471. A new Elasticycle.Copy !req
472. Elasticycle?
I didn't know you had a bike.Copy !req
473. Hey, I had a Mohawk.
There's a lot about me you don't know.Copy !req
474. Yeah, but...
A Mohawk?Copy !req
475. You didn't miss anything.Copy !req
476. Yeah!
This one's electric.Copy !req
477. What's that mean?Copy !req
478. Means it's torque-y.
I'll get the hang of it.Copy !req
479. You will be great.Copy !req
480. I will be great.
And you will, too.Copy !req
481. We will both be great.Copy !req
482. Bye, sweetie.Copy !req
483. - Wait a minute! Is that Elastigirl?
- I think that's Elastigirl.Copy !req
484. Hey! Elastigirl!Copy !req
485. Marry me, Elastigirl!Copy !req
486. Here comes Elastigirl
Stretching herCopy !req
487. No theme songs
or I'll turn this bus right around!Copy !req
488. Look at that.Copy !req
489. New Urbem. You wanna make
a big crime fighting statement...Copy !req
490. you go where the crime is big.Copy !req
491. Strange thing
to be excited about, Winston.Copy !req
492. It's like
a superhero's playground!Copy !req
493. No Sugar Bombs on my watch.Copy !req
494. Where's Mom?Copy !req
495. She's up and out.
She's at her new job doing hero work.Copy !req
496. But I thought superheroes
were still illegal.Copy !req
497. They are, for now.Copy !req
498. So Mom is getting paid
to break the law?Copy !req
499. She's not breaking...Copy !req
500. She's an advocate for superheroes.
It's a new job.Copy !req
501. So, Mom is going out illegally...Copy !req
502. to explain
why she shouldn't be illegal.Copy !req
503. Hey...Copy !req
504. The bus is here!Copy !req
505. Grab your stuff quickly!
Go on, get on the...Copy !req
506. Put your homework in your pack!Copy !req
507. Bye-bye!Copy !req
508. We're gonna get along
just fine...Copy !req
509. 'cause you don't ask
any hard questions.Copy !req
510. All right. All locations, we need
to know where you want us.Copy !req
511. Stand by.Copy !req
512. Seems strange to wait for crime.Copy !req
513. Relax. You're smack in the middle...Copy !req
514. of the worst crime area in the city.
It's perfect.Copy !req
515. - It's a superhero's playground.
- "It's a superhero's playground." Right.Copy !req
516. You know, after we went underground...Copy !req
517. my husband used to listen
to a police scanner...Copy !req
518. waiting for something to happen.Copy !req
519. And I got mad at him for it.Copy !req
520. I'm such a hypocrite.Copy !req
521. - All units.
- Something's up.Copy !req
522. We've been picking up some chatter
about potential disruptions...Copy !req
523. to the hovertrain's
opening ceremony.Copy !req
524. - Disruption or threat?
- Both.Copy !req
525. Station's at Fifty-Fourth
and Nottingham.Copy !req
526. A potential threat!
Perfect!Copy !req
527. Fifty-fourth and Nottingham.
Go, go, go!Copy !req
528. Hey, Vi! I want you back here
by 10:30.Copy !req
529. 11-ish?Copy !req
530. 10-ish, heading for 9:30-ish.Copy !req
531. 10:30-ish it is.Copy !req
532. Enjoy the movie.Copy !req
533. "In the county of Noddoff...Copy !req
534. "the Frubbers of Freep...Copy !req
535. "are all giving in
to the sweet succor of sleep."Copy !req
536. We will control
the horizontal...Copy !req
537. we will control the vertical.Copy !req
538. That's not the way
you're supposed to do it, Dad.Copy !req
539. They want us to do it this way.Copy !req
540. I don't know that way!
Why would they change math?Copy !req
541. - It's okay, Dad.
- Math is math!Copy !req
542. I'll just wait for Mom
to get back.Copy !req
543. What?Copy !req
544. She won't understand it
any better than I do...Copy !req
545. The Outer Limits.Copy !req
546. "All over Doozle-Dorf,
the Fribbers of Frupp are going to sleep...Copy !req
547. "cause they just can't keep up.Copy !req
548. "All over Doozle-Dorf,
Doozles are dozing.Copy !req
549. "Eyelids so heavy,
they're drooping.Copy !req
550. "Closing! The point is:
Everyone, everyone's hitting the sack!Copy !req
551. "Everyone's getting the sleep
that they lack."Copy !req
552. Mayors often brag
about their cities...Copy !req
553. and I'm no exception.Copy !req
554. And I'm willing to admit
that New Urbem is not the only city...Copy !req
555. Are you sure the police are gonna be
okay with this?Copy !req
556. Sure. You're making life
easy for them.Copy !req
557. They still haven't forgiven us for
the last time we made life easy for them.Copy !req
558. I know the Chief of Police.
There won't be a problem.Copy !req
559. With all due respect...Copy !req
560. if you alone had handled
the Underminer...Copy !req
561. things would have been different.Copy !req
562. I'm just saying.Copy !req
563. on budget and ahead
of schedule...Copy !req
564. to launch our magnificent
new hovertrain.Copy !req
565. It can get you where you need to go
at ridiculous speeds.Copy !req
566. The future is open
for business!Copy !req
567. Wait. The train has stopped.Copy !req
568. It's going the wrong direction.Copy !req
569. It's going the wrong way.Copy !req
570. I'm going after it.Copy !req
571. This thing's really moving.Copy !req
572. 100 and climbing.
How much track is built?Copy !req
573. About 25 miles.Copy !req
574. No one can shut this thing down?Copy !req
575. They've tried. No-go.Copy !req
576. Is that Elastigirl?Copy !req
577. Overrides?Copy !req
578. They're locked out of the system.Copy !req
579. What about a fail-safe?Copy !req
580. Not enough time.Copy !req
581. Someone's calling! Switching over.Copy !req
582. Hey, Mom. I can't find my high-tops
and Dad can't find them either.Copy !req
583. But he won't call you
and ask, so I am.Copy !req
584. Do not call your mother!Copy !req
585. Dash, honey.
Can't talk right now.Copy !req
586. Look under your bed, okay.Copy !req
587. - How much time?
- Less than two minutes!Copy !req
588. There's a shortcut.
Cut through the culvert up ahead.Copy !req
589. I don't know
if I can stay with it.Copy !req
590. What the heck was that?Copy !req
591. Is everybody all right?
Is anybody injured?Copy !req
592. Are you all right?Copy !req
593. Your story better be good.Copy !req
594. Hey. Hey!Copy !req
595. What happened?Copy !req
596. Honey, why are you...Copy !req
597. Don't say anything.Copy !req
598. It's Dad. Are you okay?Copy !req
599. I'm fine.
I don't wanna talk about it.Copy !req
600. Tony didn't even call?Copy !req
601. I don't wanna talk about it.Copy !req
602. - Honey...
- Dad!Copy !req
603. If you want me to feel better,
then leave me alone.Copy !req
604. Please?Copy !req
605. See, there's nothing a cop hates worse
than a missing child.Copy !req
606. My kid brother's son.
Today is his first birthday.Copy !req
607. But if anybody can find that child,
it's you, Roman.Copy !req
608. Because you're
a wonderful policeman.Copy !req
609. This is a holdup.Copy !req
610. All right, get your hands up,
turn your back.Copy !req
611. Put your hands behind your heads
and keep them there!Copy !req
612. Don't move!Copy !req
613. Drop that.
All right, now get over there.Copy !req
614. Watch the door.Copy !req
615. You think I'm kiddin'?Copy !req
616. Now.Copy !req
617. I said now!Copy !req
618. I got it!
Come on, I tell you, come on!Copy !req
619. You wanna get killed?Copy !req
620. No, no, no!Copy !req
621. No!Copy !req
622. No, no, no.Copy !req
623. No, no, no.Copy !req
624. No, no, no!Copy !req
625. You have powers!Copy !req
626. Yeah, baby,
and there's not a scratch on you!Copy !req
627. Did you go through the locked door?
Are those your powers?Copy !req
628. Who can multiply like rabbits
and go right through any solid...Copy !req
629. Oh, my God!Copy !req
630. - Hello?
- Hey, honey.Copy !req
631. - You weren't gonna call me?
- Oh, hey!Copy !req
632. No. I mean, yes, yeah...Copy !req
633. I just didn't wanna wake you.Copy !req
634. The strangest thing just happened
out in the yard.Copy !req
635. - Sounds like I just woke you up.
- No, no.Copy !req
636. - It's just, Jack-Jack...
- He had an accident!Copy !req
637. I knew it! I'm coming home right now!
I never should have...Copy !req
638. No accident.
Stay there and finish your mission.Copy !req
639. You never should...Copy !req
640. What?
You don't think I can do this?Copy !req
641. No, no.
Sorry. I misspoke.Copy !req
642. Do you need me to come back?Copy !req
643. No, no. No, I've got this.
Everything's great.Copy !req
644. What happened with Jack-Jack?Copy !req
645. Nothing.
He's in excellent health.Copy !req
646. Well, that's good.Copy !req
647. How was Violet's date?Copy !req
648. That was tonight, right?Copy !req
649. Yes. Good.Copy !req
650. All fine and good.Copy !req
651. And Jack-Jack went down
with no trouble?Copy !req
652. Fine, yes, no trouble.Copy !req
653. And Dash got his homework done?Copy !req
654. All done.Copy !req
655. So, things haven't spiraled out
of control the moment I left?Copy !req
656. Amazing as it may seem,
it has been quite uneventful in fact.Copy !req
657. How about you?Copy !req
658. I saved a runaway train!Copy !req
659. It was so great!Copy !req
660. The mayor was there to cut the ribbon
on this new train.Copy !req
661. Elastigirl pursued the train
and was able to successfully activate...Copy !req
662. Blah, blah, blah.
He says a few words, cuts the ribbon...Copy !req
663. and the train starts
pulling out of the station backwards...Copy !req
664. - track of its brand new hovertrain...
- ... malfunctioned...Copy !req
665. thanking Elastigirl...Copy !req
666. - Superhero Elastigirl...
- Elastigirl...Copy !req
667. Boom! No casualties!Copy !req
668. specialized motorbike,
saving all of the passengers...Copy !req
669. One thing leads to another
and suddenly, I go after it!Copy !req
670. I'm telling you, honey,
it was a saga!Copy !req
671. That's fantastic, honey!Copy !req
672. And on your first night!Copy !req
673. I am so proud of you, really.Copy !req
674. I'm proud of you, honey.Copy !req
675. I know you want to get out there
and you will soon.Copy !req
676. And you'll be amazing.Copy !req
677. I couldn't have done this
if you hadn't taken over so well.Copy !req
678. Thanks for handling
everything.Copy !req
679. It's nothing.Copy !req
680. I love you, honey.
I'll be back soon.Copy !req
681. Sweet dreams.Copy !req
682. Sweet dreams, honey.Copy !req
683. "Hey, Dad, it's okay.
I'll just wait for Mom to get home".Copy !req
684. As if she could...
I know how to...Copy !req
685. I can do math.Copy !req
686. Oh, brother...Copy !req
687. Wait for Mom!Copy !req
688. What am I, a substitute parent?Copy !req
689. It's not my fault
they changed math.Copy !req
690. Come on, buddy. Come on.Copy !req
691. I think I understand
your math assignment.Copy !req
692. We still have some time to finish it
before your test.Copy !req
693. So first, you wanna put all the numbers
by themselves on one side.Copy !req
694. you change the sign.Copy !req
695. That means a plus becomes a minus
and a minus...Copy !req
696. You got it?Copy !req
697. Yeah, baby!Copy !req
698. Hello.Copy !req
699. We're in a new house.Copy !req
700. I did write my address
on your locker...Copy !req
701. in permanent ink.Copy !req
702. Is that what that is?Copy !req
703. Did you forget?Copy !req
704. Forget what?Copy !req
705. That's funny.Copy !req
706. Points for funny.Copy !req
707. Was it the weird outfit?Copy !req
708. Because there's a reason.Copy !req
709. I'm in a drama class...Copy !req
710. and they just wanna do
Shakespeare...Copy !req
711. but they're like,
"Try to make it relevant for the kids."Copy !req
712. So, like, "Oh, superheroes!
Kids love superheroes."Copy !req
713. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You wanna wear one kind of tights...Copy !req
714. and then they're like,
"No, wear these other kind of tights."Copy !req
715. Do I know you?Copy !req
716. Many say your speech today
is critical.Copy !req
717. Both sides just want the best
for their people.Copy !req
718. We are so close to finally
getting peace in the region.Copy !req
719. I haven't done this in a while.Copy !req
720. This is good.
The train gives us momentum.Copy !req
721. Just go out there
and be your charming self...Copy !req
722. and capitalize on it.Copy !req
723. Ms. Elastigirl,
they're ready for you.Copy !req
724. Hey, stretch a leg.Copy !req
725. Thank you, Chad. It was fun.Copy !req
726. - Ambassador, your documents.
- We're moving to the rooftop.Copy !req
727. Madame Ambassador, hello!Copy !req
728. You are Elastigirl!Copy !req
729. This is why
now I'm shaking your hand.Copy !req
730. It was so sad
when you went underground.Copy !req
731. I am glad to see
you back in your shiny outfit.Copy !req
732. That means so much coming from you.
Good luck with your speech.Copy !req
733. This way, Ambassador.Copy !req
734. Bring lasting peace!Copy !req
735. I will, when you defeat evil.Copy !req
736. Okay.Copy !req
737. Three, two...Copy !req
738. For over 15 years,
superheroes have been in hiding.Copy !req
739. Forced into it by a society
no longer willing to support them.Copy !req
740. That may soon be changing...Copy !req
741. due to a growing movement
to bring the Supers back.Copy !req
742. Here, fresh on the heels of her own
heroic save of a runaway train...Copy !req
743. and sporting a new look,
is the superhero, Elastigirl.Copy !req
744. - Welcome!
- Hello, Chad.Copy !req
745. All the polls are going
in your direction.Copy !req
746. That's true. Things are good...Copy !req
747. Hello.Copy !req
748. Hello?Copy !req
749. Do I have your attention?Copy !req
750. Yes, Chad.Copy !req
751. Of course I do.Copy !req
752. I'm appearing on your screen.Copy !req
753. Reading the words I'm saying
off of another screen.Copy !req
754. Screens are everywhere.Copy !req
755. We are controlled by screens.Copy !req
756. And screens
are controlled by me...Copy !req
757. Screenslaver.Copy !req
758. Hey!Copy !req
759. I control this broadcast...Copy !req
760. and this idiotic anchorman
you see before you.Copy !req
761. What's wrong with him?Copy !req
762. The signal's been hijacked.
I'll check it out.Copy !req
763. Don't look at any monitors.Copy !req
764. I could hijack
the ambassador's aerocade...Copy !req
765. while it's still airborne.Copy !req
766. Right, Elastigirl?Copy !req
767. Nearest window!
Where's the nearest window?Copy !req
768. - What's going on?
- Where's Elastigirl?Copy !req
769. Which one?Copy !req
770. Elastigirl!
What are you doing here?Copy !req
771. The ambassador is in danger.
Which chopper is she...Copy !req
772. Look out!Copy !req
773. Follow them and get me close!Copy !req
774. Get out of the sky,
and touch down safely!Copy !req
775. Stand down! It's Elastigirl.Copy !req
776. Stay in your seat, ma'am!Copy !req
777. We're under attack!Copy !req
778. Quick, go!
Protect the ambassador!Copy !req
779. Open the door!Copy !req
780. Do as she says!Copy !req
781. Can you all swim?Copy !req
782. - Yeah.
- No!Copy !req
783. We're gonna have to slingshot!
Hang on!Copy !req
784. Are you all right, ma'am?Copy !req
785. I'm perfectly fine...Copy !req
786. Boys are jerks
and superheroes suck.Copy !req
787. Good morning!Copy !req
788. He takes one look at me
in that suit...Copy !req
789. and decides to pretend
he doesn't even know me.Copy !req
790. He's protecting himself.Copy !req
791. If he really did see you,
it's best that he forget.Copy !req
792. It's better for you, too.Copy !req
793. I can't tell you how many memories
Dicker's had to erase over the years...Copy !req
794. when someone figured out
your mother's or my identity.Copy !req
795. It was Dicker!
You told him about Tony!Copy !req
796. - Honey...
- You had me erased from Tony's mind!Copy !req
797. I hate superheroes!Copy !req
798. And I renounce them!Copy !req
799. I renounce them!Copy !req
800. Is she having adolescence?Copy !req
801. A new report out today shows that,
when it comes to decision-making...Copy !req
802. people have more trust in
a monkey throwing darts than Congress.Copy !req
803. What's going on, Tommy?
A protest?Copy !req
804. They're here in support.Copy !req
805. Support? Support of what?Copy !req
806. Well, in support of you.Copy !req
807. Wow.Copy !req
808. Oh, hey...Copy !req
809. Thanks for coming out. Hi.Copy !req
810. Oh, my goodness.
Thanks so much.Copy !req
811. Hello.Copy !req
812. What does your sign say?Copy !req
813. Ka-boom! Ka-pow!
Supers should be legal now!Copy !req
814. Talk to ya.Copy !req
815. Oh, what do ya know!Copy !req
816. Ellenwood.Copy !req
817. Now you wanna return my calls
about superheroes, huh?Copy !req
818. I'll have to call you back.Copy !req
819. That felt good.Copy !req
820. Felicia, hold my calls, please.Copy !req
821. Hey!
It's working!Copy !req
822. The ambassador made a big speech
about superheroes today.Copy !req
823. Turns out saving someone's life makes
a good impression on them. Who knew?Copy !req
824. I'm getting calls
from all over the world.Copy !req
825. Media awareness is up 72%.Copy !req
826. The push for superhero legalization
is becoming a worldwide movement!Copy !req
827. I have big plans
for our next move.Copy !req
828. We're gonna have a summit at sea.
We'll use our ship...Copy !req
829. we'll gather leaders and Supers...Copy !req
830. - from all over the world.
- That's great.Copy !req
831. I'm happy.Copy !req
832. I'm happy the numbers are up.Copy !req
833. I'm happy the ambassador
is pro-superhero...Copy !req
834. and I'm happy you're happy.Copy !req
835. I'm hearing that you're happy,
but why am I not feeling it?Copy !req
836. Because I didn't get him!
Screenslaver is still out there.Copy !req
837. All I did was play his game
and win this round.Copy !req
838. He's gonna want more
and as long as he gets to play, he wins.Copy !req
839. One thing I've learned
in business?Copy !req
840. Smell the flowers.Copy !req
841. They don't bloom that often.Copy !req
842. What do you want on your tombstone?
"She worried a lot"?Copy !req
843. All right, stop talking.Copy !req
844. Show her.Copy !req
845. This is just so exciting,
isn't it?Copy !req
846. Wow.Copy !req
847. Wow! Elastigirl, there you are.Copy !req
848. - Hello.
- I didn't...Copy !req
849. Wow!Copy !req
850. Come on,
get yourself together, Karen.Copy !req
851. Hi, my superhero name is Voyd.Copy !req
852. I just wanna thank you,
for being you!Copy !req
853. Okay, what I can do is this.Copy !req
854. Yeah.Copy !req
855. That is impressive.
Very interdimensional.Copy !req
856. I felt like an outcast before.Copy !req
857. But now, with you being you,
I feel like...Copy !req
858. Yay, me.Copy !req
859. I flew them in from all over.Copy !req
860. They've all been in hiding.Copy !req
861. They have powers,
secret identities...Copy !req
862. and names
they've given themselves.Copy !req
863. I'm Screech.
It's a pleasure.Copy !req
864. I've always considered you
the gold standard for superheroes.Copy !req
865. Thanks. You're too nice.Copy !req
866. I am called Brick.Copy !req
867. Nice to meet you, Brick.
Where are you from?Copy !req
868. Wisconsin.Copy !req
869. Elastigirl.
I assume your powers are...Copy !req
870. You know,
zapping things electrically...Copy !req
871. charging things,
bolts of lightning, that kind of stuff.Copy !req
872. Name's Reflux.Copy !req
873. Medical condition or superpower,
you decide.Copy !req
874. That's a little line I say
just to put people at ease.Copy !req
875. Hope I don't offend.Copy !req
876. No, no, no.
Reflux. Love it.Copy !req
877. I do look forward
to working with you.Copy !req
878. Yes, that is impressive.
Keep practicing.Copy !req
879. Well, I'm beat.
Congratulations. Big day.Copy !req
880. Good night, ladies.
I will see you tomorrow.Copy !req
881. Good night.Copy !req
882. Must be nice for you,
being out front after all this time.Copy !req
883. Out front?Copy !req
884. Well, it's been a while
since your superhero days...Copy !req
885. and even then, you were kind of
in Mr. Incredible's shadow.Copy !req
886. Nah, I beg to differ.Copy !req
887. I'm not saying
you weren't big.Copy !req
888. No, you were, and are,
a superstar...Copy !req
889. but you have the stage
to yourself now.Copy !req
890. And people
have to pay attention.Copy !req
891. Oh, you mean, "It's a man's world"
and all that?Copy !req
892. What world do you live in?
Your brother runs DEVTECH.Copy !req
893. I don't want his job.
I invent, he sells.Copy !req
894. I ask you, which of us
has the greater influence?Copy !req
895. Which side of me are you asking?
The believer or the cynic?Copy !req
896. The cynic...Copy !req
897. Would say selling is more important because
the best sellers have the most buyers.Copy !req
898. Doesn't matter what you're selling.
It only matters what people buy.Copy !req
899. This is true.Copy !req
900. If I discovered
the origin of the universe...Copy !req
901. my brother would find a way
to market it as a foot massager.Copy !req
902. So, what would the believer say?Copy !req
903. The believer would tell you
to make your mark.Copy !req
904. Don't wait for permission, assert yourself
and impose your will on the status quo.Copy !req
905. - Sounds like my brother.
- What?Copy !req
906. You sound like my brother.Copy !req
907. Well, he's not wrong.
There is an art to getting a reaction...Copy !req
908. I know how to get him.Copy !req
909. - My brother?
- No. Screenslaver!Copy !req
910. You're tech-savvy.
I need to lock onto a signal...Copy !req
911. and trace its origin.Copy !req
912. How fast can you slap something together
and meet me at the airport?Copy !req
913. - Airport?
- Need to go out of town, pronto.Copy !req
914. I can get your contraption together
by 5:00 a.m.Copy !req
915. I need to get on TV.
Chad!Copy !req
916. I'll get my brother to set up an exclusive
with him tonight on the newscast.Copy !req
917. - Finish our interview by phone!
- Promote the hell out of it.Copy !req
918. Independence from Screenslavery!Copy !req
919. Chad tonight.Copy !req
920. Boom!Copy !req
921. - Dicker.
- Yeah, hey, Rick.Copy !req
922. You remember that kid I mentioned
to you? Tony Rydinger.Copy !req
923. Mind wipe? Yeah, nice kid.Copy !req
924. You also wiped out the Friday night date
my daughter had with him.Copy !req
925. In fact,
you wiped out my daughter.Copy !req
926. Oops.
Not an exact science, Bob.Copy !req
927. Rick, you gotta help me here.Copy !req
928. Violet hates me, and you,
and superheroes.Copy !req
929. I gotta fix this.
What do you know about Tony?Copy !req
930. Not much.Copy !req
931. Seems like a good kid.Copy !req
932. Popular, plays sports, music.Copy !req
933. Parents own The Happy Platter,
kid works there part time.Copy !req
934. Happy Platter?Copy !req
935. Why did we drive all the way
across town for The Happy Platter?Copy !req
936. We'd like a booth over there,
near the philodendron.Copy !req
937. Good, right?
Near the philodendron.Copy !req
938. This platter doesn't look
all that happy to me.Copy !req
939. It looks bored.Copy !req
940. The Bored Platter!Copy !req
941. I thought Vi would want a change
of pace from drive-in food.Copy !req
942. I like drive-in food.Copy !req
943. Does this mean vegetables?Copy !req
944. A balanced diet
means vegetables, kiddo.Copy !req
945. Get used to it.Copy !req
946. Good evening, everyone.Copy !req
947. Oh, no!Copy !req
948. - Is she all right?
- Violet, are you okay?Copy !req
949. - Nothing to see here.
- Yeah, more napkins would be good.Copy !req
950. - I'm fine, I'm fine.
- It happens all the time here.Copy !req
951. Mops it right up.Copy !req
952. Normally, she doesn't
ever drip like this.Copy !req
953. - Would you like water, sir?
- Yes.Copy !req
954. Yes, I would.
This is my daughter...Copy !req
955. - who you must know, right?
- God. Stop.Copy !req
956. - Hello.
- Violet.Copy !req
957. Hello, Violet.Copy !req
958. Hey, Vi, say hi to...Copy !req
959. Don't push it, Dad.Copy !req
960. I'm Dash, her little brother.Copy !req
961. Hello.Copy !req
962. This is really good water.
It's very refreshing.Copy !req
963. Spring water, is it?Copy !req
964. I don't know, sir.
I think it's tap.Copy !req
965. Well, it is very good.Copy !req
966. Excellent tap.Copy !req
967. Excuse me.Copy !req
968. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
969. Where'd she go?Copy !req
970. To find a good place to be angry?Copy !req
971. Tonight, we go now
to a special remote interview...Copy !req
972. with Elastigirl.Copy !req
973. How you feeling, Chad?
You doing all right?Copy !req
974. I'm fine. The doctors checked me out.Copy !req
975. I have no memory of the event.Copy !req
976. I gotta tell you, it's pretty strange
to see a recording...Copy !req
977. of yourself the night before
and have no recollection.Copy !req
978. I don't think anyone needs
to worry.Copy !req
979. We've taken many precautions
tonight though.Copy !req
980. Where are you right now?Copy !req
981. On a case,
in a secure undisclosed location.Copy !req
982. I wanna talk about you...Copy !req
983. starting with your save
of a runaway train.Copy !req
984. Here's an exclusive unedited clip
from your own suit cam.Copy !req
985. Roll the clip.Copy !req
986. This thing's really moving.Copy !req
987. 100 and climbing.
How much track is built?Copy !req
988. About 25 miles.Copy !req
989. The Screenslaver interrupts
this program...Copy !req
990. for an important announcement.Copy !req
991. I'll be damned. She knew.Copy !req
992. Let's see if your gadget works.Copy !req
993. Don't bother watching the rest.Copy !req
994. Gotcha!Copy !req
995. Elastigirl doesn't save the day.Copy !req
996. She only postpones her defeat.Copy !req
997. And while she postpones
her defeat...Copy !req
998. you eat chips
and watch her confront problems...Copy !req
999. that you are too lazy
to deal with.Copy !req
1000. Superheroes
are part of your brainless desire...Copy !req
1001. to replace true experience
with simulation.Copy !req
1002. You don't talk,
you watch talk shows.Copy !req
1003. You don't play games,
you watch game shows.Copy !req
1004. Travel, relationships, risk...Copy !req
1005. every meaningful experience
must be packaged...Copy !req
1006. and delivered to you
to watch at a distance.Copy !req
1007. So that you can remain
ever sheltered...Copy !req
1008. ever passive...Copy !req
1009. ever ravenous consumers...Copy !req
1010. who can't bring themselves
to rise from their couches...Copy !req
1011. break a sweat
and participate in life.Copy !req
1012. You want superheroes
to protect you...Copy !req
1013. and make yourselves ever more
powerless in the process.Copy !req
1014. While you tell yourselves
you're being looked after.Copy !req
1015. That your interests
are being served.Copy !req
1016. And your rights
are being upheld.Copy !req
1017. So that the system
can keep stealing from you...Copy !req
1018. smiling at you
all the while.Copy !req
1019. Go ahead, send your Supers
to stop me.Copy !req
1020. Grab your snacks, watch your screens,
and see what happens.Copy !req
1021. You are no longer in control.Copy !req
1022. I am.Copy !req
1023. Find anything?Copy !req
1024. Sorry!Copy !req
1025. What happened?Copy !req
1026. What happened is
you destroyed my evidence.Copy !req
1027. What's going on?
What did I do?Copy !req
1028. What did you guys do to me?Copy !req
1029. That's right, punk.
Blame the system.Copy !req
1030. Your tracker worked like a charm,
Evelyn.Copy !req
1031. You're a genius.Copy !req
1032. Aw, shucks!Copy !req
1033. I'm just the genius
behind the genius.Copy !req
1034. Hey, Dad.Copy !req
1035. We're doing fractions
and denismals and percentagesCopy !req
1036. and I don't get 'em.Copy !req
1037. Aren't you...Copy !req
1038. Didn't we get all caught up?Copy !req
1039. Yeah, we were caught up...Copy !req
1040. and now we're doing fractions
and percentages and demicels.Copy !req
1041. Decimals.Copy !req
1042. the addition of the Incredibile,
the super car...Copy !req
1043. once driven by superhero,
Mr. Incredible.Copy !req
1044. It's the kind of thing you buy
when you have everything else.Copy !req
1045. They said it was beyond repair.Copy !req
1046. It was in perfect condition.Copy !req
1047. You used to drive that?Copy !req
1048. They said it was destroyed.Copy !req
1049. Long thought lost or destroyed,
the famous car turned up at private auction.Copy !req
1050. They said it was...Copy !req
1051. That's my car!Copy !req
1052. Stupid water feature!Copy !req
1053. This car is just loaded with amazing
gadgets. Care to demonstrate?Copy !req
1054. I'd love to, but we haven't figured out
how to make them work yet.Copy !req
1055. Wow! It works?Copy !req
1056. What are you doing? This is not a toy!
That's a rocket launcher!Copy !req
1057. Sweet!
Which one launches the rocket?Copy !req
1058. Hey!
This is not your car!Copy !req
1059. It's not your car, either!Copy !req
1060. It is so! It's the Incredibile.Copy !req
1061. - Why's that guy have it?
- He shouldn't!Copy !req
1062. Launch the rockets! Launch the rockets!
Launch the rockets!Copy !req
1063. I'm not launching anything!Copy !req
1064. - I wanna blow it up!
- Do you think I want an angry rich guy...Copy !req
1065. coming after me right now...Copy !req
1066. - when I'm trying not to...
- I'm not sureCopy !req
1067. - what's happened here, Mark.
- ... distract your mother.Copy !req
1068. But everyone here
has scatteredCopy !req
1069. and I'm afraid I'll need
to move at any minute.Copy !req
1070. Rich guy got my car.Copy !req
1071. So, you're not gonna steal your car
back from the rich guy?Copy !req
1072. What the heck is that?Copy !req
1073. Jack-Jack has powers?Copy !req
1074. Yeah, but...Copy !req
1075. - You knew about this?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1076. - Why didn't you tell us?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1077. We're your kids.
We need to know these things.Copy !req
1078. - Did you tell Mom?
- No.Copy !req
1079. - Why not?
- Your mother is not...Copy !req
1080. - You'd want us to tell you, wouldn't you?
- Why would you not tell Mom?Copy !req
1081. - Because I didn't wanna...
- What?Copy !req
1082. - Come on, man.
- Because it's not the time.Copy !req
1083. - Why?
- Because...Copy !req
1084. - So uncool!
- Because I'm formulating, okay?Copy !req
1085. I'm taking in information,
I'm processing!Copy !req
1086. I'm doing the math,
I'm fixing the boyfriend...Copy !req
1087. and keeping the baby
from turning into a flaming monster!Copy !req
1088. How do I do it?Copy !req
1089. By rolling with the punches, baby!Copy !req
1090. I eat thunder
and crap lightning, okay?Copy !req
1091. 'Cause I'm Mr. Incredible!Copy !req
1092. Not Mr. So-So
or Mr. Mediocre-Guy.Copy !req
1093. Mr. Incredible!Copy !req
1094. We should call Lucius.Copy !req
1095. No. I can handle it.Copy !req
1096. There's no way I'm gonna...Copy !req
1097. Dada.Copy !req
1098. I'm calling Lucius.Copy !req
1099. Looks normal to me.
When did this start happening?Copy !req
1100. Since Helen got the job.Copy !req
1101. - I assume she knows?
- Are you kidding?Copy !req
1102. I can't tell her about this,
not while she's doing hero work!Copy !req
1103. Mama!Copy !req
1104. Girls, come on.
Leave the saving the world to the men?Copy !req
1105. - I don't think so.
- Mama!Copy !req
1106. I've got to succeed!Copy !req
1107. So she can succeed.Copy !req
1108. - So we can succeed!
- I get it, Bob!Copy !req
1109. I get it.
When was the last time you slept?Copy !req
1110. Who keeps track of that?Copy !req
1111. Besides, he's a baby.
I can handle it, I got this handled.Copy !req
1112. So, you good then?Copy !req
1113. You got everything under control?
Right?Copy !req
1114. What the...?Copy !req
1115. Cookie! Cha Cha want a cookie?Copy !req
1116. Num-num cookie?
Cha Cha wanna num-num?Copy !req
1117. Num-num cookie! Cookie!Copy !req
1118. - You're not...
- Cookie!Copy !req
1119. - Oh, my God!
- Cookie!Copy !req
1120. Dada! Dada. Dada.Copy !req
1121. Okay! Okay.Copy !req
1122. So, he can still hear you
from the...Copy !req
1123. From the other dimension, yeah.Copy !req
1124. That is freaky.
I mean, that's not like...Copy !req
1125. Not like our other kids.
No, it is not.Copy !req
1126. Full powers, totally random.Copy !req
1127. So now, he's what? Is he good?Copy !req
1128. Yeah, you'd think so, right?Copy !req
1129. Obviously,
I can't keep giving him cookies!Copy !req
1130. But if I stop...Copy !req
1131. He is freaking!
Again, he is freaking!Copy !req
1132. No biting the daddy!Copy !req
1133. - What the...?
- No biting!Copy !req
1134. Okay.Copy !req
1135. I think I just need
a little bit of me time.Copy !req
1136. Then I'll be good to go.Copy !req
1137. You need more than me time, Bob.Copy !req
1138. You need major life realignment
on a number of levels.Copy !req
1139. Starting with baby superfreak here!Copy !req
1140. You need some solid
outside-the-box thinking.Copy !req
1141. Galbaki?Copy !req
1142. Elastigirl's supersuit
is by Galbaki?Copy !req
1143. Explain yourself!Copy !req
1144. Oh, my God.
You're worse than I thought.Copy !req
1145. It's the baby.
I brought the baby.Copy !req
1146. Highly unusual.Copy !req
1147. You look ghastly, Robert.Copy !req
1148. I haven't been sleeping.Copy !req
1149. I broke my daughter,
they keep changing math...Copy !req
1150. we needed double-A batteries,
but I got triple-A's...Copy !req
1151. and now we still need
double-A batteries.Copy !req
1152. I put one red thing in a load of whites
and now everything's pink.Copy !req
1153. And I think we need eggs.Copy !req
1154. Done properly,
parenting is a heroic act.Copy !req
1155. Done properly.Copy !req
1156. I am fortunate that it has
never afflicted me.Copy !req
1157. But you do not come to me
for eggs and batteries, Robert.Copy !req
1158. I design herowear and Elastigirl
must have a new suit.Copy !req
1159. Actually, it's Jack-Jack.Copy !req
1160. You also wish a new suit
for the baby?Copy !req
1161. I would hardly classify
this as an emergency.Copy !req
1162. Well, he's a special case.
Worth studying.Copy !req
1163. If I could just leave him with you
for a while...Copy !req
1164. Leave him? Here?Copy !req
1165. I am not a baby person, Robert.Copy !req
1166. I have no baby facilities.
I am an artist.Copy !req
1167. I do not involve myself
in the prosaic day-to-day to...Copy !req
1168. day.Copy !req
1169. Fascinating!Copy !req
1170. Are you seeing this, Robert?Copy !req
1171. Dada.Copy !req
1172. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1173. Yes!Copy !req
1174. Of course you can leave the baby
overnight.Copy !req
1175. I'm sure filling in for Helen
is challenging, and you are very tired...Copy !req
1176. and the other children need you
and miss you, and you must go to them.Copy !req
1177. Auntie Edna will take care
of everything...Copy !req
1178. so, drive safely and goodbye.
I enjoy our visits.Copy !req
1179. "Auntie Edna"?Copy !req
1180. Attention. Attention.Copy !req
1181. I wanna thank everyone
that came out tonight...Copy !req
1182. in support of superheroes...Copy !req
1183. and bringing them
back into society!Copy !req
1184. You all made it happen.Copy !req
1185. The need for this has been made
crystal clear in recent days...Copy !req
1186. with bad actors like the self-proclaimed
Screenslaver threatening our peace.Copy !req
1187. His reign was short, huh?Copy !req
1188. And thanks to this woman...Copy !req
1189. a great super.
You love her. You missed her.Copy !req
1190. Welcome back, Elastigirl.Copy !req
1191. Come on up here.
Don't be bashful.Copy !req
1192. Come on.
Get up here.Copy !req
1193. I want you to have this.Copy !req
1194. A memento.Copy !req
1195. Thanks, Winston, Evelyn,
and everyone at DEVTECH.Copy !req
1196. I am forever in your debt.Copy !req
1197. And thanks to all of you, your pressure
changed all the right minds.Copy !req
1198. We've made amazing headway
in a very short time...Copy !req
1199. which leads me
to an important announcement.Copy !req
1200. Just now, at a worldwide summit...Copy !req
1201. leaders from more than a hundred
of the world's top countries...Copy !req
1202. have agreed
to make superheroes legal again!Copy !req
1203. We'll gather superheroes and leaders
from all over the planet...Copy !req
1204. on our boat, the "Everjust"...Copy !req
1205. for a televised signing ceremony
at sea.Copy !req
1206. Now if you'll excuse us,
we got a ship to catch!Copy !req
1207. So good to see you.
Thanks for coming out.Copy !req
1208. Hey.
Hi, it's me, again.Copy !req
1209. There's something
I've always wanted to ask you.Copy !req
1210. Yeah, how do you balance
the superhero stuff with the life stuff?Copy !req
1211. I know I can handle
the superhero stuff.Copy !req
1212. Would you please excuse me
a moment?Copy !req
1213. Yeah, okay, see you later!
Good talk!Copy !req
1214. Hey, Vi.Copy !req
1215. Hey.Copy !req
1216. Where's Jack-Jack?Copy !req
1217. E's taking him
for a little bit.Copy !req
1218. Edna is babysitting?Copy !req
1219. Yeah.Copy !req
1220. And you're okay with this?Copy !req
1221. Yeah.
I don't know why, but yeah.Copy !req
1222. I wanted to say something
to you.Copy !req
1223. Sorry about Tony.Copy !req
1224. I didn't think about Dicker
erasing his memory...Copy !req
1225. or about you having to pay the price
for a choice...Copy !req
1226. you never made.
It's not fair, I know.Copy !req
1227. And then, I made it worse
at the restaurant by trying to...Copy !req
1228. Anyway. Anyway...Copy !req
1229. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1230. I'm used to knowing
what the right thing to do is...Copy !req
1231. but now, I'm not sure anymore.Copy !req
1232. I just wanna be...Copy !req
1233. a good dad.Copy !req
1234. You're not good.Copy !req
1235. You're super.Copy !req
1236. Are superheroes allowed
to drink on duty?Copy !req
1237. I'm definitely not on duty.
Ignore the costume.Copy !req
1238. I know I should be up there...Copy !req
1239. but I had to step away from the
grip and grins, you know?Copy !req
1240. Gotta get away to keep it pure.
I know I do.Copy !req
1241. What are you getting away from?Copy !req
1242. You know, company stuff.
My brother, mostly.Copy !req
1243. But you love him, you two
are this company. Yin and yang.Copy !req
1244. Yeah, I invent the stuff,
he's good at people.Copy !req
1245. Pleasing them, engaging them,
figuring out what they want.Copy !req
1246. I never know what people want.Copy !req
1247. What do you think they want?Copy !req
1248. Ease. People will trade quality
for ease every time.Copy !req
1249. It may be crap,
but hey, it's convenient.Copy !req
1250. Yeah. Kind of like this case.Copy !req
1251. What?
The Screenslaver?Copy !req
1252. Yeah, something's not sitting right.
It was too easy.Copy !req
1253. That was too easy? Wow.Copy !req
1254. - Funny.
- What?Copy !req
1255. Look at that.Copy !req
1256. One of Screenslaver's monitors
is tuned into my suit cam.Copy !req
1257. What?Copy !req
1258. Isn't the suit cam closed circuit?Copy !req
1259. It is.Copy !req
1260. Then how come Screenslaver has it?Copy !req
1261. Maybe he hacked it?Copy !req
1262. So, he's sophisticated enough
to do that...Copy !req
1263. but he has simple locks
on his doors?Copy !req
1264. Maybe he wanted you to find him.Copy !req
1265. He wanted to get caught?Copy !req
1266. He wanted you to win.Copy !req
1267. That makes no sense.
He's a brilliant guy.Copy !req
1268. If he's smart enough to conceive
of technology like this...Copy !req
1269. he's smart enough to think
of something to do with it.Copy !req
1270. The guy we put in jail
delivered pizzas.Copy !req
1271. So?Copy !req
1272. Einstein was a patent clerk.Copy !req
1273. Look, you won.
You got the guy who...Copy !req
1274. Wait. All Screenslaver needs to do
to hypnotize someone...Copy !req
1275. is get a screen
in front of their eyes.Copy !req
1276. But what if the screen doesn't
look like a screen?Copy !req
1277. What if the pizza guy
is really a pizza guy...Copy !req
1278. but he was controlled by the screens
built into his glasses...Copy !req
1279. You are good.Copy !req
1280. Look, the robot!
It's taking off.Copy !req
1281. I'm not getting
a reading yet.Copy !req
1282. - Press "fire"?
- Now!Copy !req
1283. More power.Copy !req
1284. I hope this works, Dad.Copy !req
1285. I thought it was best
to just let you sleep.Copy !req
1286. Seventeen hours.Copy !req
1287. How do you feel?Copy !req
1288. Super.Copy !req
1289. - You got it, Dad.
- Hurray!Copy !req
1290. I can't tell you how much I appreciate
you watching Jack-Jack for me, E.Copy !req
1291. Yes, I'm sure your gratitude
is quite inexpressible.Copy !req
1292. Don't ask me to do it again, darling.
My rates are far too high.Copy !req
1293. I am joking, Robert.
I enjoyed the assignment.Copy !req
1294. He is bright and I am stimulating.Copy !req
1295. We deserve each other.Copy !req
1296. Your child is a polymorph.
Like all babies, he has enormous potential.Copy !req
1297. It is not unknown for supers
to have more than one power when young...Copy !req
1298. but this little one has many.Copy !req
1299. Yes, you have many powers.Copy !req
1300. I understand your lack of sleep
and coherency, Robert.Copy !req
1301. Babies can be anything,
and your child is no exception.Copy !req
1302. He has pure,
unlimited potential, Robert.Copy !req
1303. He slept while I worked
in a creative fever.Copy !req
1304. Auntie Edna stayed up all night...Copy !req
1305. making sure you look fabulous
in your many forms.Copy !req
1306. What are you...
You're putting him in the...Copy !req
1307. In the chamber, Robert.Copy !req
1308. He is part of the demonstration
and will be fine.Copy !req
1309. Your challenge is to manage a baby
who has multiple powers...Copy !req
1310. and no control over them, yes?Copy !req
1311. That sums it up.Copy !req
1312. I often work to music and I noticed
the baby responds to it as well.Copy !req
1313. Specifically, Mozart.Copy !req
1314. I blended Kevlar with carbyne
for durability under duress...Copy !req
1315. and cotton for comfort.Copy !req
1316. Interwoven with these fabrics
are a mesh of tiny sensors...Copy !req
1317. that monitor
the baby's physical properties.Copy !req
1318. Oh, Lord!
What is he doing?Copy !req
1319. Well, it's Mozart, Robert.
Can you blame him?Copy !req
1320. The important thing is that
the suit and tracker...Copy !req
1321. anticipated the change
and alerted you.Copy !req
1322. Oh, no. Cookies.
I gotta get cookies!Copy !req
1323. You do not need cookies.Copy !req
1324. As I learned quite painfully
last night...Copy !req
1325. any solution involving cookies
will inevitably result in the demon baby.Copy !req
1326. "Combustion imminent"?Copy !req
1327. What does that mean?Copy !req
1328. It means fire, Robert, for which
the suit has countermeasures.Copy !req
1329. I suggest you extinguish the baby's flames
before he trips the sprinkler system.Copy !req
1330. The flame retardant
is blackberry lavender, darling.Copy !req
1331. Effective, edible, and delicious.Copy !req
1332. Well, what do you know?
That is useful.Copy !req
1333. Although, I have doubtlessly exceeded your
expectations for a single night's work...Copy !req
1334. the suit and device contain
a few more features we need to discuss.Copy !req
1335. Thanks again, E, for everything.
How much do I owe you for...Copy !req
1336. Pish-posh, darling. Your bill
will be covered by my fee...Copy !req
1337. for being Mr. Incredible, Elastigirl,
and Frozone's exclusive designer...Copy !req
1338. throughout the known universe
and until the end of time.Copy !req
1339. But babysitting this one...Copy !req
1340. I do for free, darling.Copy !req
1341. I would resist the temptation
to stretch.Copy !req
1342. The temperature around you
is well below freezing.Copy !req
1343. Try to stretch
and you'll break.Copy !req
1344. So,
you're the Screenslaver.Copy !req
1345. Yes and no.Copy !req
1346. Let's say, I created the character
and pre-recorded the messages.Copy !req
1347. Does Winston know?Copy !req
1348. That I'm the Screenslaver?
Of course not.Copy !req
1349. Can you imagine what Mr. Free Enterprise
would do with my hypnosis technology?Copy !req
1350. Worse than what you're doing?Copy !req
1351. Hey, I'm using the technology
to destroy people's trust in it.Copy !req
1352. Like I'm using superheroes.Copy !req
1353. Who did I put in jail?Copy !req
1354. Pizza delivery guy.
Seemed the right height, build.Copy !req
1355. He gave you
a pretty good fight.Copy !req
1356. I should say I gave you
a pretty good fight through him.Copy !req
1357. But it doesn't bother you
that an innocent man is in jail?Copy !req
1358. He was surly
and the pizza was cold.Copy !req
1359. I counted on you.Copy !req
1360. That's why you failed.Copy !req
1361. What?Copy !req
1362. Why would you count on me?
Because I built you a bike?Copy !req
1363. Because my brother knows the words
to your theme song?Copy !req
1364. We don't know each other.Copy !req
1365. But you can count on me anyway.Copy !req
1366. I am supposed to, aren't I?Copy !req
1367. Because you have some strange abilities
and a shiny costume...Copy !req
1368. the rest of us are supposed
to put our lives into your gloved hands.Copy !req
1369. That's what my father believed.Copy !req
1370. When our home was broken into,
my mother wanted to hide.Copy !req
1371. Begged my father
to use the safe room.Copy !req
1372. But Father insisted
they call his superhero friends.Copy !req
1373. He died, pointlessly, stupidly...Copy !req
1374. waiting for heroes to save the day.Copy !req
1375. - But why would you... Your brother...
- Is a child!Copy !req
1376. He remembers the time
when we had parents and superheroes.Copy !req
1377. So, like a child,
Winston conflates the two.Copy !req
1378. Mommy and Daddy went away
because Supers went away.Copy !req
1379. Our sweet parents were fools to put
their lives in anybody else's hands.Copy !req
1380. Superheroes keep us weak.Copy !req
1381. Are you gonna kill me?Copy !req
1382. Nah.Copy !req
1383. Using you is better.Copy !req
1384. You're gonna help me make
supers illegal...Copy !req
1385. forever.Copy !req
1386. Dada. Dada.Copy !req
1387. Ready?
Laser eyes.Copy !req
1388. Stop.Copy !req
1389. - Wow!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1390. Yay, Jack-Jack!Copy !req
1391. - Yeah, baby!
- And that's not all. Watch this.Copy !req
1392. Jack-Jack, blaster ready?Copy !req
1393. No way.Copy !req
1394. - That is crazy cool.
- My turn. I get to blast him first!Copy !req
1395. - Let me try. I want him. Give him to me.
- Hey, I'm just demonstrating.Copy !req
1396. No firing the baby around the house,
you understand?Copy !req
1397. This is potentially dangerous...Copy !req
1398. and we're trying to teach him
to control his powers, okay?Copy !req
1399. Stop. See the screen.Copy !req
1400. He vanished! That's really cool!Copy !req
1401. Okay, good. Use the thing.Copy !req
1402. That's the current readout. Click it.
See the readout?Copy !req
1403. Dimension four. See the shape?Copy !req
1404. That's the room.
See where he is in relation?Copy !req
1405. So, where is he?Copy !req
1406. He's... there!Copy !req
1407. Okay. Come out.
Num-num cookie?Copy !req
1408. - Yay, Jack-Jack!
- Yeah, Jack-Jack!Copy !req
1409. That's really cool.Copy !req
1410. Hello?Copy !req
1411. Elastigirl's in trouble.Copy !req
1412. What? What happened to her?Copy !req
1413. Sorry to tell you on the phone.Copy !req
1414. Meet me on our ship at DEVTECH.Copy !req
1415. The ship at DEVTECH.
I'll be there in 15 minutes.Copy !req
1416. What's at the ship at DEVTECH?Copy !req
1417. Lucius? Bob.
Helen's in trouble.Copy !req
1418. I need someone to watch the kids.Copy !req
1419. Suit up.
It might get weird.Copy !req
1420. I'll be there. ASAP.
Fifteen tops.Copy !req
1421. Where are you going ASAP?
You better be back ASAP!Copy !req
1422. And leaving that suit.Copy !req
1423. I gotta go.
I'll be home soon.Copy !req
1424. Lucius will be here sooner.
No firing the baby around the house, okay?Copy !req
1425. What's at the ship at DEVTECH?
And why are you in your Supersuit?Copy !req
1426. Is that Mom's supersuit?Copy !req
1427. She may need it.
You never know.Copy !req
1428. What's going on?Copy !req
1429. I don't know, but Dad called Lucius
after getting a call about Mom...Copy !req
1430. and then left.Copy !req
1431. I thought
you renounced superheroes.Copy !req
1432. Yeah, well,
I renounce my renunciation.Copy !req
1433. Put that on.Copy !req
1434. Hello there, little fella.Copy !req
1435. Hello.Copy !req
1436. You kids aren't safe.
The Deavors sent us to take you...Copy !req
1437. Well, isn't that redundant?Copy !req
1438. The Deavors just sent me here
to guard the house.Copy !req
1439. 'Cause the kids aren't safe.Copy !req
1440. I get it, managerial screw-up.Copy !req
1441. Tell Winston I handled it.
You understand, Ms...Copy !req
1442. Voyd.Copy !req
1443. Ms. Voyd.Copy !req
1444. Drive safely.Copy !req
1445. The thing is, he wants us
to bring you, too.Copy !req
1446. Hey.Copy !req
1447. That isn't gonna hold them long.Copy !req
1448. Dash, grab the baby!Copy !req
1449. Spread out!Copy !req
1450. Whoa!Copy !req
1451. Dash!Copy !req
1452. We gotta get to my car.Copy !req
1453. What? What's going on?Copy !req
1454. Little fella!Copy !req
1455. It worked!Copy !req
1456. Incredibile, windows down!Copy !req
1457. Dive in!Copy !req
1458. Incredibile, set voice identification.
Loudly, say your names.Copy !req
1459. - Violet Parr.
- Dashiell Robert Parr.Copy !req
1460. Lucius!Copy !req
1461. Incredibile, escape!Copy !req
1462. Fill me in!Copy !req
1463. Good news and bad news.
We found her.Copy !req
1464. She seems physically fine but
she's had an encounter with Screenslaver...Copy !req
1465. and she's acting kind of strange.
In here.Copy !req
1466. Strange how?Copy !req
1467. Helen?Copy !req
1468. Helen, what are you...Copy !req
1469. Helen, it's me.Copy !req
1470. Incredibile, pull over.Copy !req
1471. We can't go to E's.Copy !req
1472. You saw those goggles
they put on Lucius.Copy !req
1473. They were wearing them, too.Copy !req
1474. They're all under
someone's control.Copy !req
1475. They've probably done the same
to Mom.Copy !req
1476. Okay. Bad guys after us.Copy !req
1477. No Mom, no Dad.Copy !req
1478. No Lucius.Copy !req
1479. But we have our powers,
this car...Copy !req
1480. and... what?Copy !req
1481. Incredibile, take us to DEVTECH.Copy !req
1482. The kids have escaped in
a tricked-out car, but we got Frozone.Copy !req
1483. Bring him to the ship at DEVTECH
immediately.Copy !req
1484. We missed 'em!Copy !req
1485. I wish the Incredibile could
follow that boat.Copy !req
1486. - What did you do?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1487. - What did you do?
- I didn't do anything!Copy !req
1488. Wow, this car
does anything I say.Copy !req
1489. We didn't plan this well.Copy !req
1490. What do you mean?
We're here, aren't we?Copy !req
1491. Yes, we're here.Copy !req
1492. We need to be up there.Copy !req
1493. Hey...Copy !req
1494. What if the Incredibile
has ejector seats?Copy !req
1495. Wait, what? No.Copy !req
1496. - Yeah, baby!
- No, don't say any more...Copy !req
1497. Max power! Launch!Copy !req
1498. Come on.Copy !req
1499. Hello!
Glad you could come.Copy !req
1500. Welcome to the conference.Copy !req
1501. Our stars, where are they?Copy !req
1502. The event's about to start.Copy !req
1503. They didn't want
to upstage the others.Copy !req
1504. They'll join for the signing.Copy !req
1505. Welcome, guests!
You're in for a treat.Copy !req
1506. This ship is the largest hydrofoil
on the planet.Copy !req
1507. So, hold onto something...Copy !req
1508. because we're going to open her up!Copy !req
1509. We need to find Mom and Dad.
Stay here.Copy !req
1510. I'm gonna search for them.Copy !req
1511. Wait!
Who's gonna watch Jack-Jack?Copy !req
1512. Suck it up.
I won't be long.Copy !req
1513. Wait.
Wait, but, but wait!Copy !req
1514. This is important.
They are in trouble.Copy !req
1515. It's up to us.
To us, understand?Copy !req
1516. Keep him amused but quiet!Copy !req
1517. Quiet!Copy !req
1518. Jack-Jack?Copy !req
1519. Jack-Jack?
Jack-Jack!Copy !req
1520. Jack-Jack!Copy !req
1521. The mesmerized supers
know we're here...Copy !req
1522. but I found Mom and Dad...Copy !req
1523. Where's Jack-Jack?Copy !req
1524. You lost him?
I gave you one thing to do!Copy !req
1525. The tracker. Use the tracker.Copy !req
1526. He's going up?Copy !req
1527. - He's in an elevator.
- Let's go!Copy !req
1528. Hey, little baby.
Where are your parents?Copy !req
1529. And here they are, folks!Copy !req
1530. The supers who started
this whole thing.Copy !req
1531. I told you
they'd be there in time.Copy !req
1532. Hey, did you make them
new masks?Copy !req
1533. Yeah. Night vision, et cetera...
They look good, right?Copy !req
1534. So simple,
even he can do it.Copy !req
1535. And we're back live in
three, two, one...Copy !req
1536. This is a momentous occasion.Copy !req
1537. We've all managed to accomplish something
extraordinarily rare in today's world.Copy !req
1538. We agree on something.Copy !req
1539. We agree to undo
a bad decision.Copy !req
1540. To make sure
a few extraordinarily gifted members...Copy !req
1541. of the world's many countries
are treated fairly.Copy !req
1542. To invite them once again
to use their gifts...Copy !req
1543. to benefit the world.Copy !req
1544. I thank all of you for representing
your nation's commitment to superheroes.Copy !req
1545. With special thanks to
Ambassador Selick.Copy !req
1546. Yeah, it's okay.
Let her hear you.Copy !req
1547. Thank you.
Thank you so much.Copy !req
1548. Thank you, Ambassador, for your early
and very crucial support.Copy !req
1549. I can't think of anyone
more deserving than you...Copy !req
1550. to be the first signature
on the International Superhero Accord.Copy !req
1551. There it is!Copy !req
1552. Holy cow!Copy !req
1553. I know he's on fire.
Just put him out.Copy !req
1554. They're coming.Copy !req
1555. Is it okay to give him that?Copy !req
1556. I wasn't hearing any better ideas.Copy !req
1557. No!Copy !req
1558. Come on, Jack-Jack.
We have to go.Copy !req
1559. Cookie num-num?Copy !req
1560. Mama, Mama.Copy !req
1561. I see him.
He's getting away!Copy !req
1562. Stand back.Copy !req
1563. Darn it!Copy !req
1564. He's heading for Mom.Copy !req
1565. It is done.
The world is super again.Copy !req
1566. Group photo. Come on.
Group photo, everyone.Copy !req
1567. Squeeze in. That's it.
Historic occasion.Copy !req
1568. Everyone, smile.Copy !req
1569. Go on phase two.Copy !req
1570. Years of mandated hiding and silence
have made us bitter.Copy !req
1571. You bring us out into the light...Copy !req
1572. only to clean up the messes
your lack of discipline creates.Copy !req
1573. Your bodies
and your character are weak.Copy !req
1574. Your promises are empty,
and you will pay for it.Copy !req
1575. We no longer serve you.Copy !req
1576. We serve only us.
May the fittest survive.Copy !req
1577. Some very alarming moments
there...Copy !req
1578. before the technical
difficulties.Copy !req
1579. Please bear with us.Copy !req
1580. What?Copy !req
1581. Mayday! Mayday!
Mayday!Copy !req
1582. Hold! Let him talk.Copy !req
1583. Superheroes have forcibly
taken the bridge. Repeat.Copy !req
1584. Now.Copy !req
1585. A little further.Copy !req
1586. Little further. Stop.Copy !req
1587. What the... A baby?Copy !req
1588. Mom and Dad.
Uncle Lucius?Copy !req
1589. - My mama.
- Jack-Jack, no!Copy !req
1590. A super baby?Copy !req
1591. No, no, no!Copy !req
1592. Put him down!Copy !req
1593. - Grab her!
- No!Copy !req
1594. Hold Jack-Jack.Copy !req
1595. No!Copy !req
1596. Hey, it's me!Copy !req
1597. Yeah, that's what I thought
last time.Copy !req
1598. Kids, what are you...Copy !req
1599. You came for us?Copy !req
1600. Don't be mad.Copy !req
1601. Sweetie, how could I be mad?Copy !req
1602. I'm proud.Copy !req
1603. Not to break up a tender moment,
but where are we?Copy !req
1604. Is this DEVTECH's ship?Copy !req
1605. Evelyn Deavor
controls the Screenslaver...Copy !req
1606. and until a second ago, us.Copy !req
1607. Where's the crew?Copy !req
1608. Collision detected.
Correct course.Copy !req
1609. Uh-oh.
Did I do that?Copy !req
1610. Mom, the suit?
Try this.Copy !req
1611. Phase Three.
Go on Phase Three!Copy !req
1612. Why are the kids here?
You didn't go to the house?Copy !req
1613. I went to the house.Copy !req
1614. You didn't escape?
How did you not escape?Copy !req
1615. Hey! We just saved you!Copy !req
1616. Escape? Escape from who?Copy !req
1617. Those guys!Copy !req
1618. What the...?
Jack-Jack has powers?Copy !req
1619. We know.
Fight now, talk later.Copy !req
1620. Jack-Jack.Copy !req
1621. Laser eyes!Copy !req
1622. Come with me, Winston.Copy !req
1623. - Did I faint?
- You'll be safe here.Copy !req
1624. Safe? Safe from what?Copy !req
1625. Where are the diplomats?
The supers?Copy !req
1626. Still hypnotized.Copy !req
1627. What have you done?Copy !req
1628. Evelyn, she's escaping.Copy !req
1629. Well, go after her.
Finish your mission.Copy !req
1630. I can't just go! What about the kids?
Jack-Jack, who's gonna...Copy !req
1631. Mom!Copy !req
1632. Go. We've got this.Copy !req
1633. Voyd, come with me.Copy !req
1634. I'll go shut down the engine.Copy !req
1635. I'll try to slow the ship
from the bow.Copy !req
1636. Wait, someone's missing.
Where's the crusher guy?Copy !req
1637. Strap in now!Copy !req
1638. It's for your own good.Copy !req
1639. No!Copy !req
1640. This is.Copy !req
1641. - We're too late.
- Get me up to the jet.Copy !req
1642. Hey, you did this.
Can you undo it?Copy !req
1643. You want me to un-crush?Copy !req
1644. What?
No one's ever asked for that?Copy !req
1645. No. To un-crush is silly.
Why un-crush?Copy !req
1646. To get into the engine room.
Forget it. We don't have enough time.Copy !req
1647. What if I said to un-punch someone?
What do you do?Copy !req
1648. Welcome aboard, Elastigirl.Copy !req
1649. Although we haven't yet reached
our cruising altitude...Copy !req
1650. feel free to roam about the cabin.Copy !req
1651. Or just relax...Copy !req
1652. and let the cabin
roam about you.Copy !req
1653. I can't get
to the engine room!Copy !req
1654. We gotta do something! Because
trying to slow it down ain't working.Copy !req
1655. Hey! What about turning the boat?Copy !req
1656. The steering's been destroyed!Copy !req
1657. Dash means from the outside!Copy !req
1658. Yeah!Copy !req
1659. If we break off one of the foils
and turn the rudder...Copy !req
1660. we can veer the ship away
from the city!Copy !req
1661. That might work.Copy !req
1662. I'll turn the front,
you turn the rear.Copy !req
1663. Using the rudder? That's underwater.
How am I supposed to get...Copy !req
1664. All right.
Come on, kids.Copy !req
1665. Dad, I know this is going to work.Copy !req
1666. But if it doesn't,
and we crash...Copy !req
1667. my shields are probably better protection
than the ship.Copy !req
1668. I should stay here.
With Jack-Jack.Copy !req
1669. That's my girl.Copy !req
1670. Remember, Bob,
we're both turning right!Copy !req
1671. You know what's sad?Copy !req
1672. If it weren't
for your core beliefs...Copy !req
1673. I think we could have been
good friends.Copy !req
1674. At least...Copy !req
1675. I have core beliefs.Copy !req
1676. We have breaking news...Copy !req
1677. While there is still no radio contact,
the ship has changed direction...Copy !req
1678. and is heading towards land
at a high rate of speed.Copy !req
1679. So, Dash...Copy !req
1680. I am going to the rudder.Copy !req
1681. Once I turn the ship,
you hit the pull up button.Copy !req
1682. - Okay, Dad.
- Now lower me down...Copy !req
1683. The reputations of superheroes
are ruined.Copy !req
1684. You will never become legal.
Ever.Copy !req
1685. Never?Copy !req
1686. No.Copy !req
1687. - Ever?
- No.Copy !req
1688. Not even a little smidgee-widgee?Copy !req
1689. Hypoxia.Copy !req
1690. When you don't have enough oxygen,
things seem really silly.Copy !req
1691. Things get sillier and sillier
and then you die.Copy !req
1692. I don't wanna die.Copy !req
1693. Nobody does.Copy !req
1694. Really.Copy !req
1695. Not such a bad way to go.Copy !req
1696. Everyone, we need to get
to the back of the ship.Copy !req
1697. All supers,
protect your ambassadors!Copy !req
1698. Follow.Copy !req
1699. Dad's been underwater
for too long.Copy !req
1700. We gotta pull him up.Copy !req
1701. Wait. It's too soon.Copy !req
1702. I'm gonna press the button!Copy !req
1703. Not yet!Copy !req
1704. It's turning. It's working.Copy !req
1705. - Now!
- Dash, now!Copy !req
1706. Save yourself. Make a chute.Copy !req
1707. Make a chute.
Make a chute.Copy !req
1708. Make a chute!Copy !req
1709. Helen!
Brace yourselves!Copy !req
1710. Crash positions!Copy !req
1711. I missed Jack-Jack's first power?Copy !req
1712. Actually, you missed the first 17.Copy !req
1713. The fact that you saved me
doesn't make you right.Copy !req
1714. But it does make you alive.Copy !req
1715. And I'm grateful for that.Copy !req
1716. I'm sorry, but she'll go to prison.Copy !req
1717. Well, I'm sorry she's rich and will probably
get no more than a slap on the wrist.Copy !req
1718. First of all, Violet, I like you.Copy !req
1719. And who knows what the future
may bring...Copy !req
1720. but I have a good feeling
about all of you.Copy !req
1721. Good feeling.
Should we be worried?Copy !req
1722. You guys got the next shift.
I'm beat.Copy !req
1723. I saw what you did back there.
That was incredible!Copy !req
1724. No pun intended.Copy !req
1725. Sorry I had to punch you.Copy !req
1726. Yeah, baby! My sweet ride!Copy !req
1727. And in recognition of the extraordinary
service they have demonstrated...Copy !req
1728. the legal status of superheroes
is hereby restored.Copy !req
1729. You don't know me, do you?Copy !req
1730. No, I don't...Copy !req
1731. Wait.Copy !req
1732. Are you the girl with the water?Copy !req
1733. I'm Violet Parr.Copy !req
1734. - I'm Tony.
- Okay.Copy !req
1735. You split up into separate groups
and stuff...Copy !req
1736. - Tony, this is my mom.
- Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
1737. - This is my dad.
- We've met.Copy !req
1738. And this is embarrassing.Copy !req
1739. Charmed, I'm sure.Copy !req
1740. My little brother, Dash.Copy !req
1741. And the baby is Jack-Jack.Copy !req
1742. I tried to limit it
to one parent.Copy !req
1743. We're all going to a movie, too, Tony.
Don't mind us.Copy !req
1744. We'll be sitting
on the other side of the theater.Copy !req
1745. Not watching you.Copy !req
1746. He's kidding. They are only
dropping us off at the theater.Copy !req
1747. They have other things to do.Copy !req
1748. So, you guys are close,
I guess.Copy !req
1749. Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
1750. We can get closer.Copy !req
1751. Bob.Copy !req
1752. Stop! Let us out!Copy !req
1753. Here, large popcorn, small soda.Copy !req
1754. Save me a seat, center,
about eight rows back.Copy !req
1755. I'll be back before
the previews are over.Copy !req