1. - Get that trunk out of the way!
- Hey! Hey!Copy !req
2. Machin, you bloody shag!Copy !req
3. Where's my hockey stick?Copy !req
4. Oi! Where's my hockey stick?Copy !req
5. Run in the corridor! Run!Copy !req
6. Biles, you freak, where are you?Copy !req
7. Excuse me.
I can't see my name. I'm new.Copy !req
8. You don't speak to us.
You're a scum, aren't you?Copy !req
9. - I don't know.
- Of course he's a scum.Copy !req
10. You're blocking my view, scum.Copy !req
11. Scum!Copy !req
12. Biles, Markland.Copy !req
13. Biles, take these to my study.Copy !req
14. And this.Copy !req
15. And watch those eggs.Copy !req
16. Markland, warm a lavatory seat for me.
I'll be ready in three minutes.Copy !req
17. - And who are you?
- Please, sir, I'm Jute.Copy !req
18. Are you indeed?Copy !req
19. Brunning!Copy !req
20. This is Jute.Copy !req
21. You're Jute's bumf tutor.
Take him to the sweat room.Copy !req
22. And, Jute.Copy !req
23. You don't call me "si r."Copy !req
24. Run! Run in the corridor!Copy !req
25. No! Mercy! Plead mercy!Copy !req
26. Jute!Copy !req
27. Here. Jute.Copy !req
28. This is your place.
Books and magazines here.Copy !req
29. Food in the locker.Copy !req
30. Pinups over here, okay?Copy !req
31. Silence in the sweat room!Copy !req
32. I would like to remind the sweat room
that no tinned or potted foods are allowed...Copy !req
33. except tinned fruit
and baked beans without meat.Copy !req
34. - Shut up!Copy !req
35. Duty scumming list now up.Copy !req
36. Junior table and exercise list
up in five minutes.Copy !req
37. Get on with it.Copy !req
38. - Come on up, Bobby.
- We want to stroke you.Copy !req
39. You two!
Get upstairs and behave yourselves.Copy !req
40. And you, Philips, stop tarting.Copy !req
41. I'm not tarting.Copy !req
42. You need a hai rcut.Copy !req
43. Right! Get a move on.
You've got 30 minutes to get out
and get you r trunks up into the loft.Copy !req
44. God. It's Guy Fawkes back again.Copy !req
45. - Hello, Michael.
- Hello, Mick.Copy !req
46. You've got 29 minutes left.Copy !req
47. Oh, can it, bog face.Copy !req
48. Lay off it, Stephans.
You're monotonous already.Copy !req
49. Being lippy, Knightly?Copy !req
50. Tidy this disgusting mess.Copy !req
51. What the hell's that?Copy !req
52. Hey! Peanuts has come back
with a bloody ray gun.Copy !req
53. It's a bloody ray gun.Copy !req
54. God, Stephans, you're so ignorant.
Anyone can see it's a shag spot bu rner.Copy !req
55. Clear your face up
in a couple of seconds.Copy !req
56. Actually, it's a six-inch
standard reflecting telescope.Copy !req
57. Well, get it out of here.Copy !req
58. Knightly, stop preening yourself
in that mirror.Copy !req
59. Preen, preen, preen and pride.Copy !req
60. Travis, you're in the house.Copy !req
61. Take that crap off!Copy !req
62. Go on! Catch him.Copy !req
63. - Travis!
- Sorry, Denson.Copy !req
64. God, you're ugly. You look evil.Copy !req
65. Yeah. My face is a never-fading
source of wonder to me.Copy !req
66. What did you grow it for?Copy !req
67. To hide my sins.Copy !req
68. Scum!Copy !req
69. What do you think of him?Copy !req
70. Fantastic.Copy !req
71. Put him right in the middle.Copy !req
72. Fantastic.Copy !req
73. Do you know what I did this summer?
Built a hut in the woods.Copy !req
74. Lived there for three weeks by myself,
till I ran out of food.Copy !req
75. It was an experiment in asceticism.Copy !req
76. Penetrating the inner core of my being.Copy !req
77. You do anything good?Copy !req
78. I...Copy !req
79. met this fantastic bird in the East End,
went round all the pubs.Copy !req
80. You ever been to those pubs?Copy !req
81. You should see those old loves dancing...Copy !req
82. showing their knickers.Copy !req
83. - Take 'em off near the end.Copy !req
84. She had a wei rd religion -
only kiss on Thursdays.Copy !req
85. Took me home to meet her mum and dad.
Well, that finished it.Copy !req
86. Practically married us off, they did,
over the Sunday joint.Copy !req
87. When do we live?
That's what I want to know.Copy !req
88. - Wally!
- Hey, Wallace! Wally-Bum, come with us.Copy !req
89. Come on. We're gonna have
our tiny parts inspected.Copy !req
90. Here, he's not wearing
a vest already, is he?Copy !req
91. Pass the message down to Biles:
Biles, why are you a freak?Copy !req
92. Biles, why are you a freak?Copy !req
93. Shag off, you creeps!Copy !req
94. - Shh!Copy !req
95. Now listen. You've got to know all
the seniors' names. Ask me who someone is.Copy !req
96. Brunning, damn you! Stop talking!Copy !req
97. This term I've just
one thing to say to you.Copy !req
98. One rule.Copy !req
99. Follow it, and you won't go wrong.Copy !req
100. And it is this:Copy !req
101. Work...Copy !req
102. play...Copy !req
103. but don't mix the two.Copy !req
104. Perhaps some of you new boys
are a little bewildered...Copy !req
105. by the rapid succession of events
which has overtaken you since your arrival.Copy !req
106. But you'll soon find your way about.Copy !req
107. Just remember that life here
is a matter of give and take.Copy !req
108. We are your new family...Copy !req
109. and you must expect the rough-and-tumble
that goes with any family life.Copy !req
110. We're all here to help each other.Copy !req
111. You will find here in College House...Copy !req
112. a discipline not only to help others,
but also to help yourselves.Copy !req
113. Help the house,
and you will be helped by the house.Copy !req
114. Now I'd like to extend a warm welcome
to our new undermaster, Mr. Thomas.Copy !req
115. I'm su re you'll all
help him to find his feet.Copy !req
116. Last summer...Copy !req
117. this house got itself a reputation
for being disgustingly slack.Copy !req
118. This term,
things are going to be different.Copy !req
119. If there's any repetition
of that deplorable lack of spirit...Copy !req
120. I shall come crashing down
on offenders.Copy !req
121. We don't intend to carry passengers.Copy !req
122. I'd like to remind the house
that it's winter term...Copy !req
123. and that lockup is at 5:00 p. M.Copy !req
124. Anyone leaving the house after that time
must have a leave signed by a whip.Copy !req
125. The town, of cou rse,
is out of bounds.Copy !req
126. Line up in the usual way
for medical inspection!Copy !req
127. - Line up here!
- Alphabetical order!Copy !req
128. - Stop talking!
- Be quiet!Copy !req
129. - Health certificate? Ringworm?
- No.Copy !req
130. - Ringworm?
- Eye disease? V. D?Copy !req
131. - Eye disease?
- Confirmation class?Copy !req
132. - Confirmation class? Next.
- Next.Copy !req
133. - Next.
- Confirmation class? Ringworm?Copy !req
134. - No.
- Eye disease? V. D?Copy !req
135. - Confirmation class?
- No.Copy !req
136. - Confirmation class?
- Wake up, you!Copy !req
137. - Next.
- Certificate.Copy !req
138. - Ringworm? Eye disease.
- No.Copy !req
139. - V. D.? Confirmation class?
- Eye disease?Copy !req
140. V.D.? Confirmation class?Copy !req
141. - Ringworm?
- Right. Next!Copy !req
142. - Quiet!Copy !req
143. Look at Fatso's blubber!
It's disgusting. It's a disease.Copy !req
144. - Christ! I'm infected.Copy !req
145. I've got "elephantitis"!Copy !req
146. Come on. Get out of it.
Get out. Get -Copy !req
147. Come on. Move it.Copy !req
148. Come on, Keating. Get out!Copy !req
149. Fatso hasn't got elephantiasis.
He's just a fat Jew.Copy !req
150. Watch it, spotty.Copy !req
151. You're not a whip yet.Copy !req
152. Look, any more lip from you two,
you'll be down for a cold shower.Copy !req
153. Dormitory inspection
in three minutes!Copy !req
154. Central heating doesn't come this far,
I'm afraid...Copy !req
155. but the room itself is quite warm.Copy !req
156. It's a little bare,
but Mr. Britton made it very snug.Copy !req
157. The marvelous thing is,
you're completely quiet up here.Copy !req
158. You can see the chapel spire
when the leaves fall.Copy !req
159. Have you a shilling?Copy !req
160. Yes.Copy !req
161. Do come down and see us
if you're at all lonely.Copy !req
162. Thank you so much, Mrs. Kemp.Copy !req
163. [Denson, Barnes]
Junior dormitory inspection now!Copy !req
164. - What's this?
- My diary.Copy !req
165. Well, keep it downstai rs
in the sweat room.Copy !req
166. All right. Good standard, Machin.
Keep it up. Good night.Copy !req
167. Good night.Copy !req
168. Come on, Travis. Stop showing off.Copy !req
169. [Denson, Barnes]
Senior dormitory inspection now!Copy !req
170. - Good evening.
- Evening.Copy !req
171. Your hair's still long.
Get it cut.Copy !req
172. Otherwise, very good, Stephans.Copy !req
173. Lights out in 30 seconds.Copy !req
174. - Good night.
- No talking.Copy !req
175. - Silence!Copy !req
176. Jolly, jolly good, Stephans.Copy !req
177. Jolly, jolly good, Stephans.
Jolly, jolly good.Copy !req
178. Oh, jolly, jolly good, Stephans.
Jolly, jolly good.Copy !req
179. You three had better watch it.Copy !req
180. Don't push us, Stephans.
The day's coming.Copy !req
181. What day?Copy !req
182. One night we're gonna massacre you,
Stephans. I'll do you for free.Copy !req
183. Townside windows
and skylights open tonight!Copy !req
184. [Denson, Barnes]
Lights out!Copy !req
185. Stephans.Copy !req
186. Whatever you're doing now, don't.Copy !req
187. Quiet.Copy !req
188. Hey, Peanuts. Peanuts.Copy !req
189. - Is it true you've become a Buddhist?
- What?Copy !req
190. Christ! Don't you know
Buddhists believe in being immoral?Copy !req
191. They worship sex.Copy !req
192. You mean Hindus. Hindus worship sex.Copy !req
193. Shut up. Go to sleep.Copy !req
194. Paradise is for the blessed,
not for the sex-obsessed.Copy !req
195. Let us pray.Copy !req
196. I'll do what I can. I can't promise anything.
I'll see if there's a space for you.Copy !req
197. Ah, Rowntree!Copy !req
198. That'll be all. Thank you, Finchley.
I want to see all whips in my study after break.Copy !req
199. - Right, sir.
- Oh, how was I ndia? Enjoy it?Copy !req
200. - Jolly good.
- Bridges.Copy !req
201. Bridges, I shall be taking the modern sixth
for business management this term.Copy !req
202. - I hope you don't mind.
- Yes. Yes, of cou rse, Headmaster.Copy !req
203. - Headmaster -
- Just a moment, Kemp.Copy !req
204. I've made it late school Thursdays, okay?
Yes, Kemp. Sorry.Copy !req
205. Headmaster, may the Dramatic Society
use your study for their Monday readings?Copy !req
206. Oh, well, I 'll have to come back to you
on that one, Kemp.Copy !req
207. Padre, that was a super voluntary
you gave us this morning.Copy !req
208. - What was it, 18th centu ry?
- Buxtehude, Headmaster.Copy !req
209. Really? Well, it was lovely.Copy !req
210. - Ah!Copy !req
211. Here, you've heard what's happened
to the orchestra this term.Copy !req
212. No girls from Springfield.
Complete ban.Copy !req
213. Not fair. Why?Copy !req
214. Oh, their breasts were getting too big.
Temptations of the devil.Copy !req
215. How will we su rvive?Copy !req
216. Excuse me. Do you mind
not picking your shag spots in here?Copy !req
217. I think it best
if we ignore each other this term.Copy !req
218. How the hell can we,
with you spewing pus all over the room?Copy !req
219. - You drips.Copy !req
220. Shut up, Travis.Copy !req
221. Your holiday essays.Copy !req
222. G raves - charming.Copy !req
223. Keating - good.
Making an effort at last.Copy !req
224. Denson - bad.Copy !req
225. Cox, Stephans - Distribute.Copy !req
226. I'm afraid, Michael Travis, I lost your essay
somewhere in the Mont Blanc Tunnel...Copy !req
227. but I'm sure it was good.Copy !req
228. Right.Copy !req
229. Europe in the 19th century
and the growth of nationalism.Copy !req
230. I n studying the 19th centu ry,
one thing will be clear:Copy !req
231. That the growth of technology -Copy !req
232. telegraph, cheap newspapers,
railways, transport -Copy !req
233. is matched by a failure
of imagination, Denson...Copy !req
234. a fatal inability to understand
the meaning and consequences...Copy !req
235. of all these levers,
wires and railways.Copy !req
236. Climaxing in 1914 when the German
kaiser is told by his generals...Copy !req
237. that he cannot stop
the war he has started...Copy !req
238. because it would spoil
the railway timetables...Copy !req
239. upon which victory depended.Copy !req
240. Or perhaps you fashionably
and happily believe...Copy !req
241. that it's all a simple matter
of evil dictators...Copy !req
242. rather than whole populations
of evil people like...Copy !req
243. ourselves?Copy !req
244. Do you disagree?
Don't you find this view of history facile?Copy !req
245. No?Copy !req
246. Do you have a view?Copy !req
247. Well, if you insist on staring at me
like a load of Christmas puddings...Copy !req
248. you can at least write.Copy !req
249. Perhaps you'll allow me to teach you,
Travis, to make drudgery divine.Copy !req
250. It has been said of George the Third...Copy !req
251. that he was a mollusk
who never found his rock.Copy !req
252. Said by whom, uh, Travis?Copy !req
253. Plumb. J. H. Plumb?Copy !req
254. Possibly.Copy !req
255. What were the failures of the British
constitution and the political parties...Copy !req
256. that prevented the mollusk king
from finding his rock?Copy !req
257. A 20-minute essay, uh, without notes.Copy !req
258. What's a mollusk, for God's sake?Copy !req
259. Two triangles are congruent
when one fits exactly over the other.Copy !req
260. The sides of the one
equal the sides of the other.Copy !req
261. The angles of the one
equal the angles of the other.Copy !req
262. - Understand, Brunning?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
263. Good!Copy !req
264. Sine "A" equals B-C over A-B...Copy !req
265. equals the perpendicular
over the hypotenuse.Copy !req
266. - Right, Jute?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
267. College is a symbol of many things -Copy !req
268. scholarship, integrity in public office...Copy !req
269. high standards in the television
and entertainment worlds...Copy !req
270. huge sacrifice in Britain's wars.Copy !req
271. Eyes left!Copy !req
272. Of course, some of our customs are silly.Copy !req
273. You could say we were middle class.Copy !req
274. But a large part of the population is
in the process of becoming middle class...Copy !req
275. and many of the middle class's
moral values are values that the country
cannot do without.Copy !req
276. We must not expect to be thanked.Copy !req
277. Education in Britain
is a nubile Cinderella...Copy !req
278. sparsely clad
and much interfered with.Copy !req
279. Britain today is a powerhouse...Copy !req
280. of ideas, experiment, imagination -Copy !req
281. on everything from pop music
to pig breeding...Copy !req
282. from atom power stations
to miniskirts.Copy !req
283. And that's the challenge
we've got to meet.Copy !req
284. There are boys in college...Copy !req
285. in whom the muscles
of creativeness are flexing...Copy !req
286. the pinions of imagination twitching.Copy !req
287. That's what makes my job worth doing.Copy !req
288. That's what makes college
an exciting place.Copy !req
289. - John Thomas.
- Tom Thomas.Copy !req
290. - The headmaster?
- Flossie.Copy !req
291. - The chaplain?
- Um, Chippy Wood.Copy !req
292. - No, it isn't, "Um, Chippy Wood."
- It's Chippy Wood.Copy !req
293. When Rowntree tests you,
you've got to be word-perfect.Copy !req
294. Any "um-ing" and "er-ing," and you're
done for. Now, the town, and no mistakes.Copy !req
295. - Town girls.
- Town tarts.Copy !req
296. - Grammar school?
- Smudges.Copy !req
297. - All others?
- Bloody oiks.Copy !req
298. Oiks! Listen.Copy !req
299. You do realize it's not just a matter of
knowing the answers. It's how you say it.Copy !req
300. - One word wrong,
and you fail the whole test.
- And we get beaten.Copy !req
301. And you have to take the test
all over again.Copy !req
302. Right. Raising boaters?Copy !req
303. Boaters must be raised to masters,
wives and friends of College.Copy !req
304. No! Masters, their wives
and the friends of College.Copy !req
305. Masters, their wives
and the friends of College.Copy !req
306. I'm sorry, Brunning.Copy !req
307. Say it! Say it!Copy !req
308. - Come on! To the loo!
- Ready? Up.Copy !req
309. - You love this. You love it.
- Little shit!Copy !req
310. - All right. Get his trousers.
- Get his trousers!Copy !req
311. I'm eating him. I'm eating him.Copy !req
312. Hold him!Copy !req
313. - Oh, di rty! You've been di rty!
- Dirty habits.Copy !req
314. - All right! Let's wash him!
- Wash him!Copy !req
315. - Come on. Upsy-daisy.Copy !req
316. Up we go.Copy !req
317. - No!
- Oh, tu rn it up!Copy !req
318. - We got it, Biles.
- We're gonna clean him.Copy !req
319. - How do you like that, Biles?Copy !req
320. - Come on.
- There we are.Copy !req
321. - You love it.
- You like it.Copy !req
322. You're loving this, aren't you?
Love it, Biles! You love it!Copy !req
323. - Shut up!
- You like it, don't you? Enjoying it.Copy !req
324. - Like that?
- No! No!Copy !req
325. - Come on. Let's go!Copy !req
326. Whoo!Copy !req
327. For God's sake, Biles.Copy !req
328. Excuse me, please.
You're standing on my clothes.Copy !req
329. Stand up.Copy !req
330. Fortissimo. All together.
One! Two! Three!Copy !req
331. It's too strong for me, sir.Copy !req
332. Fight the good fight, Stephans.Copy !req
333. On, on, on, on, on, on, on!
Feet, feet, feet!Copy !req
334. Ball! Ball, Jute!Copy !req
335. On, on, on, on, on, on!
Feet, feet!Copy !req
336. Get it out, lad! Better.
Forward pass!Copy !req
337. Forward pass!Copy !req
338. Go low! Go low!Copy !req
339. Go low - Oh!Copy !req
340. Travis, Cox, Graves.Copy !req
341. Jackson, Pearce and Keating.Copy !req
342. I've told all the boys
it's going to be a white Christmas...Copy !req
343. and I'm always right.Copy !req
344. It's my seaweed.Copy !req
345. Fisher.Copy !req
346. Page.Copy !req
347. A bit closer.Copy !req
348. Thank you, Philips.Copy !req
349. - What are these?
- Muffins.Copy !req
350. I thought I specifically
ordered crumpets.Copy !req
351. I couldn't get any.
I thought these would do.Copy !req
352. - It's not up to you to think.
- Sorry, Rowntree.Copy !req
353. Oh, go away.Copy !req
354. Lazy sod.Copy !req
355. - He gets a little lovelier each day.
- Lazy little bugger.Copy !req
356. I'll swap you.Copy !req
357. Ah, muffins. I like muffins.Copy !req
358. You and your wholesome Bobby Philips -
you're driving us all mad with jealousy.Copy !req
359. Do you know what Partridge
in Haig House said to me?Copy !req
360. He said, "Why don't you send Bobby Philips
on a scum call to us one night...Copy !req
361. and we'll send you our Taylor?"Copy !req
362. - Which one's Taylor?
- You know, that little blond.Copy !req
363. - Oh, don't be disgusting.
- What's the matter, Denson?
Aren't you keen?Copy !req
364. Denson's not like the rest of us.
He's got standards.Copy !req
365. - Purity, Denson.Copy !req
366. It's just a matter of setting an example.
If we can't set an example, who can?Copy !req
367. That's why we're given our privileges.Copy !req
368. Admirable sentiments.Copy !req
369. Anyway, this homosexual flirtatiousness
is so adolescent.Copy !req
370. Let's just see.Copy !req
371. - Philips!
- Oh, for God's sake, Rowntree.Copy !req
372. Come on, Machin. We're waiting.Copy !req
373. Right. Biles's is ready. Here.Copy !req
374. Both sides done.
Okay. Okay, freak?Copy !req
375. Mmm. Lovely.Copy !req
376. Hey, watch mine.
Big one in the middle.Copy !req
377. Hey.Copy !req
378. Philips. Philips, you're wanted.
Rowntree.Copy !req
379. - Yeah. Go, Philips.Copy !req
380. Mmm. Here.Copy !req
381. Here. I'll have some more then.Copy !req
382. Come in.Copy !req
383. Well?Copy !req
384. You'll be scumming for Denson
from now on.Copy !req
385. All right with you, Richard?Copy !req
386. Very well. You may go.Copy !req
387. Say "thank you."Copy !req
388. Aries. That's Mick.Copy !req
389. "No matter how strong the urge...Copy !req
390. "resist any temptation
to go into battle this month.Copy !req
391. "Otherwise, you run the risk
of not only being on the wrong side...Copy !req
392. but possibly in the wrong war."Copy !req
393. So now you know.Copy !req
394. The whole world will end very soon -Copy !req
395. black, brittle bodies peeling into ash.Copy !req
396. I'm going bald.Copy !req
397. Must be something
they put in the soup.Copy !req
398. I'll look senile
before I even leave this dump.Copy !req
399. "My husband
seems to feel it's all right...Copy !req
400. "to make love anywhere in the house.Copy !req
401. "I cannot agree.Copy !req
402. Surely the bedroom is the right and only
place for this very private happening."Copy !req
403. - Have I got bad breath?Copy !req
404. There's no such thing as a wrong war.Copy !req
405. Violence and revolution...Copy !req
406. are the only pure acts.Copy !req
407. Do you know, in Calcutta...Copy !req
408. somebody dies of starvation
every eight minutes?Copy !req
409. Eight minutes is a long time.Copy !req
410. Every morning I wake up dreaming
I've got bad breath.Copy !req
411. My whole body's rotting.Copy !req
412. War is the last possible creative act.Copy !req
413. Isn't she beautiful?Copy !req
414. Hello, sweetheart.Copy !req
415. There's only one thing you can do
with a girl like this.Copy !req
416. Walk naked into the sea together
as the sun sets...Copy !req
417. make love once...Copy !req
418. then die.Copy !req
419. Fantastic.Copy !req
420. What makes me nervous about girls
is you never know what they're thinking.Copy !req
421. I don't think they do think.Copy !req
422. Hey! Quick!Copy !req
423. You've been drinking alcohol.Copy !req
424. No, we haven't.Copy !req
425. - Where's the bottle?
- What bottle?Copy !req
426. Breathe.Copy !req
427. Stand up when a whip's in your study.Copy !req
428. - Get your hands out of your pockets.Copy !req
429. Your hair's too long, all of you.Copy !req
430. You'll have a two-minute cold shower
tomorrow morning.Copy !req
431. What in hell are those?Copy !req
432. They're my teeth.
They're my good luck.Copy !req
433. There's still blood on them.Copy !req
434. They're a breeding ground for bacteria.Copy !req
435. I'm confiscating them.Copy !req
436. You're a degenerate, Travis.Copy !req
437. Right! Knightly, out.
Wallace, get under.Copy !req
438. Right.
Wallace, out. Travis, get in.Copy !req
439. Go on. I n the middle.Copy !req
440. Back a bit.Copy !req
441. Forward a bit.Copy !req
442. My time's up, you bastard.Copy !req
443. Stay there till I get back.Copy !req
444. The book of Deuteronomy...Copy !req
445. chapter four, the first verse.Copy !req
446. "Now, therefore...Copy !req
447. "hearken, O Israel...Copy !req
448. "unto the statutes
and unto the judgments which I teach you...Copy !req
449. "that ye may live and go in
and possess the land...Copy !req
450. "which the Lord God of your fathers
giveth unto you.Copy !req
451. "Ye shall not add unto the word
which I command you...Copy !req
452. "neither shall ye diminish
aught from it...Copy !req
453. "that ye keep the commandments
of the Lord, your God...Copy !req
454. "which I command you.Copy !req
455. "Behold, I have taught you
statutes and judgments...Copy !req
456. "even as the Lord, my God,
commanded me.Copy !req
457. "Keep, therefore, and do them...Copy !req
458. "for this is you r wisdom and your
understanding in the sight of the nations...Copy !req
459. "which shall hear all these statutes
and say...Copy !req
460. 'Surely this nation is a wise
and understanding people. '"Copy !req
461. - Here endeth the lesson.Copy !req
462. Right! Through vault. Biles!Copy !req
463. Feet together!Copy !req
464. Right. Good, good!Copy !req
465. It's a through vault, Machin.
Right!Copy !req
466. Come on, keep your head up!
Head up!Copy !req
467. Come on. More effort.
More effort, Philips. Come on.Copy !req
468. Need more push up. Good.Copy !req
469. Jute, come on!Copy !req
470. - Come on, Jute.Copy !req
471. Jute! Come on!Copy !req
472. All right. Right! All of you on you r toes!
Get your sweaters.Copy !req
473. Get your sweaters.Copy !req
474. Back to the house!
Hup! Hup! Out you go!Copy !req
475. Hup, hup, hup, hup! Come on, Philips.Copy !req
476. Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!Copy !req
477. Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!Copy !req
478. War!Copy !req
479. War. Even to the knife!Copy !req
480. England, awake!Copy !req
481. Give me another horse!Copy !req
482. We are not commons to you at all!Copy !req
483. - Some love England and have only yet -
- Doomsday is near! Die, all, die!Copy !req
484. Death to tyrants!Copy !req
485. What stands, if freedom falls?Copy !req
486. Who dies, if England lives? Aha!Copy !req
487. Blood.Copy !req
488. Real blood!Copy !req
489. - Water, Mrs. Kemp?Copy !req
490. Lovely day, Mrs. Kemp.Copy !req
491. Salt, Mrs. Kemp?
Spring greens, Mrs. Kemp?Copy !req
492. Dead man's leg today, Mrs. Kemp.Copy !req
493. Do you need this, Mrs. Kemp?Copy !req
494. No, thank you.Copy !req
495. - Quiet!Copy !req
496. Cheering at College matches
has degenerated completely.Copy !req
497. This will cease.Copy !req
498. The house will attend the match
this afternoon and cheer...Copy !req
499. Ioudly.Copy !req
500. Fight! Fight, fight!Copy !req
501. Fight, College! Fight! Fight!Copy !req
502. Stop! Bring it back now!Copy !req
503. Stop!Copy !req
504. Yes?Copy !req
505. Two coffees, please.Copy !req
506. Black or white?Copy !req
507. White.Copy !req
508. Black.Copy !req
509. Sugar.Copy !req
510. Go on. Look at me.Copy !req
511. I'll kill you.Copy !req
512. Look at my eyes.Copy !req
513. Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror...Copy !req
514. and my eyes get bigger and bigger.Copy !req
515. And I'm like a tiger.Copy !req
516. I like tigers.Copy !req
517. I like Johnny.Copy !req
518. Scissors.Copy !req
519. Stone.Copy !req
520. Paper.Copy !req
521. Scissors.Copy !req
522. Stone.Copy !req
523. Paper.Copy !req
524. - Anything wrong?
- No. It's all right, si r. Just duty rounds.Copy !req
525. - You won't be long, will you, sir?
- Sorry, Denson. I didn't know it was so late.Copy !req
526. Good night, sir.Copy !req
527. Good night, Denson.Copy !req
528. You know, if I pass all the tests,
I'm definitely going to California.Copy !req
529. I'm going to be a criminal lawyer.Copy !req
530. Of course, it all takes about 20 years.Copy !req
531. - We'll all be dead by then.
- Well, I believe in having a goal.Copy !req
532. That way you succeed.Copy !req
533. Actually, that's your trouble.
You have no ambition.Copy !req
534. Oh, I know.Copy !req
535. Is your mum coming for Founder's Day?Copy !req
536. Yes. She's bringing her new husband.
My new dad.Copy !req
537. - What's he like?
- Actually, I don't think they're married.Copy !req
538. I don't care.Copy !req
539. I don't mind at all
about that sort of thing.Copy !req
540. I shouldn't mind, should I?Copy !req
541. - No.Copy !req
542. Oh, hell. I don't know.Copy !req
543. Quick! Out the back.Copy !req
544. That way.Copy !req
545. Can you explain yourself?Copy !req
546. - What are you up to?
- Nothing.Copy !req
547. Who was with you?Copy !req
548. No one.Copy !req
549. - What did it feel like?
- Like drowning.Copy !req
550. What's the most horrible way to die?Copy !req
551. Getting a moth caught in your eardrum.Copy !req
552. You can hear it as it eats into your brain.Copy !req
553. Being flayed alive.Copy !req
554. That's what the Crusaders did
to their enemies.Copy !req
555. Used to send the neatly folded skins
back to their victims' wives.Copy !req
556. Cancer's worse.Copy !req
557. My mother took six months.Copy !req
558. The night's dead.Copy !req
559. You can hardly breathe outside.Copy !req
560. The thing I'd really hate...Copy !req
561. is to have a nail bang through
the back of my neck.Copy !req
562. Slowly.Copy !req
563. I don't see what difference
the speed makes.Copy !req
564. The speed of the nail.Copy !req
565. The - The - The nail's speed!Copy !req
566. - The nail's speed.Copy !req
567. The s-speed.Copy !req
568. Thank you, my dear.Copy !req
569. Of course,
there's - there's always a lunatic fringe.Copy !req
570. There's a certain hard core
in the studies.Copy !req
571. - Oh, dear.
- Yes.Copy !req
572. I will have to deal firmly with it
in certain instances.Copy !req
573. It may be necessary
to make a few examples.Copy !req
574. The headmaster doesn't like
too much thrashing.Copy !req
575. He wouldn't like College
to get a reputation for decadence.Copy !req
576. - Hear! Hear!
- Of course. Of cou rse.Copy !req
577. And the juniors. How are the juniors?Copy !req
578. On the whole, dull.Copy !req
579. - Oh, dear.
- Of course, it's just a matter of proportion.Copy !req
580. Unruly elements threaten
the stability of the house.Copy !req
581. It's best to nip them in the bud.Copy !req
582. Yes.Copy !req
583. Well, you - you must do
what you think best.Copy !req
584. - Thank you, sir.
- Thank you, sir.Copy !req
585. The grace of our Lord, Jesus Christ...Copy !req
586. the love of God
and the fellowship of the Holy Ghost...Copy !req
587. be with us all evermore.Copy !req
588. - Amen.
- Amen.Copy !req
589. Senior table.Copy !req
590. - Quiet.Copy !req
591. As soon as you've finished...Copy !req
592. juniors to the sweat room
and seniors to thei r studies.Copy !req
593. And wait in silence.Copy !req
594. - Carry on.Copy !req
595. Fisher. That's your second bun!
I saw you. Put it back!Copy !req
596. Travis!Copy !req
597. Wallace!Copy !req
598. Knightly!Copy !req
599. Come in.Copy !req
600. Good evening.
I imagine you know why you're here.Copy !req
601. No.Copy !req
602. For being a nuisance.Copy !req
603. A general nuisance in the house.Copy !req
604. What do you mean, being a nuisance?
What have we done?Copy !req
605. Done?Copy !req
606. It's your general attitude.
You know exactly what I mean.Copy !req
607. Attitude?Copy !req
608. And we've decided to beat you for it.Copy !req
609. Stand up properly when
the head of house addresses you.Copy !req
610. There's something
indecent about you, Travis.Copy !req
611. The way you slouch about.Copy !req
612. You think we don't notice you
with your hands in your pockets.Copy !req
613. The way you just sit there
looking at everyone.Copy !req
614. You three have become a danger
to the morale of the whole house.Copy !req
615. You can take that
cheap little grin off your mouth!Copy !req
616. I serve the nation.Copy !req
617. You haven't the slightest idea
what it means, have you?Copy !req
618. To you it's just one bloody joke.Copy !req
619. You mean that bit of wool on your tit?Copy !req
620. - Christ.
- You're in the sixth form now.Copy !req
621. You should be prepared
to set an example of responsibility.Copy !req
622. - You're a nuisance.
- You're pathetic.Copy !req
623. And as such, you must be punished.Copy !req
624. Well, have you anything to say?Copy !req
625. Any of you?Copy !req
626. Yes. I have.Copy !req
627. The thing I hate about you, Rowntree...Copy !req
628. is the way you give Coca-Cola
to your scum...Copy !req
629. and your best teddy bear to Oxfam...Copy !req
630. and expect us to lick
your frigid fingers...Copy !req
631. for the rest of your frigid life.Copy !req
632. Go down to the gym.Copy !req
633. Wait outside.Copy !req
634. Wallace.Copy !req
635. Get up.Copy !req
636. Thank you, Rowntree.Copy !req
637. - Only fou r.
- Knightly.Copy !req
638. Done.Copy !req
639. - Christ, that was a bit low.Copy !req
640. - Hey, Mick.Copy !req
641. - Blood?Copy !req
642. Yeah. Blood.Copy !req
643. Get up.Copy !req
644. Thank you, Rowntree.Copy !req
645. Travis.Copy !req
646. Get your coat off.Copy !req
647. Go to the bars.Copy !req
648. Bend over.Copy !req
649. Wait till you're told!Copy !req
650. Get down.Copy !req
651. Get up.Copy !req
652. - Thank you, Rowntree.
- Thank you.Copy !req
653. Thank you, Fortinbras.Copy !req
654. Translate, please.Copy !req
655. "'And do you not remember, ' I said...Copy !req
656. "'that we also said that we must...Copy !req
657. "'conduct the children
to war on horseback...Copy !req
658. "'to - to be spectators...Copy !req
659. "'and wherever it may be safe...Copy !req
660. "'bring them to the front
and give them a taste of blood...Copy !req
661. as we do with, uh - "'Copy !req
662. Uh, "as we do with horses."Copy !req
663. A creditable guess, but no.Copy !req
664. Anyone else?Copy !req
665. A young she-goat?Copy !req
666. Look it up, Rowntree.Copy !req
667. "A young dog. A whelp. Puppy."Copy !req
668. For the first time in 13 years...Copy !req
669. College House has won
the Bigley Memorial Marathon Chalice.Copy !req
670. This house has seen great days.Copy !req
671. It's going to see them again.Copy !req
672. We're back on the right track at last.Copy !req
673. But I don't want you to think
you can relax.Copy !req
674. It's up to everyone to pull together.Copy !req
675. I want to see each one of you
going all out.Copy !req
676. I know you've got it in you.Copy !req
677. So let's see College House back on top.Copy !req
678. All right.Copy !req
679. Right. House thump!Copy !req
680. College House!
College House!Copy !req
681. We're on our own now.Copy !req
682. What are we going to do?Copy !req
683. Trust me?Copy !req
684. Of course.Copy !req
685. When are we going to do it?Copy !req
686. When I say.Copy !req
687. Death to the oppressor.Copy !req
688. The resistance.Copy !req
689. Liberty.Copy !req
690. One man can change the world
with a bullet in the right place.Copy !req
691. Real bullets.Copy !req
692. Space, you see, Michael,
is all expanding...Copy !req
693. at the speed of light.Copy !req
694. It's a mathematical certainty...Copy !req
695. that somewhere,
among all those million of stars...Copy !req
696. there's another planet
where they speak English.Copy !req
697. Have a look.Copy !req
698. "The Son of God goes forth to war...Copy !req
699. a kingly crown to gain."Copy !req
700. We are all corrupt.Copy !req
701. We are all sinful.Copy !req
702. We are all meat to be punished.Copy !req
703. If a soldier doesn't do his duty,
he expects to be punished.Copy !req
704. There are failures great and small...Copy !req
705. and there are punishments
great and small.Copy !req
706. But there is one failure, one crime...Copy !req
707. one betrayal...Copy !req
708. that can never be forgiven.Copy !req
709. And that betrayal is called desertion.Copy !req
710. The deserter in the face of the enemy
must expect to be shot.Copy !req
711. Jesus Christ is our commanding officer.Copy !req
712. And if we desert him,
we can expect no mercy.Copy !req
713. And... we are all deserters.Copy !req
714. All right. Corporal, over here.Copy !req
715. That's our objective,
where that tree is. Right.Copy !req
716. Listen, "D" Section. Come on. Listen.Copy !req
717. Hedge junction, 4:00,
bushy top tree.Copy !req
718. We will attack and destroy that tree.Copy !req
719. Right. Bren gun left.
Go on! Move!Copy !req
720. Single file!Copy !req
721. Single file!Copy !req
722. - Come on, Peter. Keep it up.Copy !req
723. Well done, that man on the Bren!Copy !req
724. Rabbit crawl all the way back to base!Copy !req
725. Rabbit crawl, man!Copy !req
726. Stop. What are you doing?Copy !req
727. It's awful.
You forgot to yell.Copy !req
728. The yell of hate.Copy !req
729. It's the yell that counts.Copy !req
730. Everybody back. At the double.Copy !req
731. Ready? Charge!Copy !req
732. Charge!Copy !req
733. - Stop there.Copy !req
734. Get down! Get down! Get down!Copy !req
735. You're all dead. I've won.Copy !req
736. Sergeant's coming round. Re-form your men.Copy !req
737. "A" Company, get into line.Copy !req
738. Come on! Move!Copy !req
739. - All right, Denson.
Bring your men over here. Hurry up.Copy !req
740. - Don't dawdle. Now march properly.
- Left, right, left.Copy !req
741. - Left. Left.
- That's right. Pick up a set.Copy !req
742. At the double.Copy !req
743. Get a move on. Don't hang around.Copy !req
744. - Hurry up.
- Who left his rifle here?Copy !req
745. All right. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up.Copy !req
746. "D" Section over here.
This is an order.Copy !req
747. Put your rifles down
and get over to the tea queue.Copy !req
748. Go on, you. Go on. Move.Copy !req
749. - All right, boy?
- You keep going.Copy !req
750. That's the lad.Copy !req
751. - Take cover!Copy !req
752. Take cover!Copy !req
753. - Who's there?Copy !req
754. Who's there?Copy !req
755. Show yourself, whoever you are!Copy !req
756. Come out of there!Copy !req
757. Empty those rifles at once.Copy !req
758. Hand over those rifles instantly!Copy !req
759. Come on. Hand them over.Copy !req
760. For the love of God, don't shoot!Copy !req
761. No. No. No.Copy !req
762. I take this seriously.Copy !req
763. Very seriously indeed.Copy !req
764. Reverend Woods
might have been quite badly hurt.Copy !req
765. Do you realize that?Copy !req
766. Now I want you to apologize to him.
Is that clear?Copy !req
767. Now, you mustn't think
that I don't understand.Copy !req
768. It's a natural characteristic of adolescence
to want to proclaim individuality.Copy !req
769. There's nothing unhealthy about that.Copy !req
770. It's a quite blameless form
of existentialism.Copy !req
771. This, for instance, is what lies
at the heart of the great hair problem.Copy !req
772. I think you boys know that I keep
an open mind on most things.Copy !req
773. And of one thing I am certain:Copy !req
774. Short hair is no indication of merit.Copy !req
775. So often I've noticed that...Copy !req
776. it's the hair rebels who step into the breach
when there's a crisis...Copy !req
777. whether it be a fire in the house...Copy !req
778. or to sacrifice a week's holiday...Copy !req
779. in order to give a party of slum children
seven days in the country.Copy !req
780. But, of course, there are limits.Copy !req
781. Scruffiness of any kind is deplorable.Copy !req
782. I think you'd go that far with me.Copy !req
783. Now, the fees here are at present...Copy !req
784. £643 per annum.Copy !req
785. Which works out
at about 15 guineas a week.Copy !req
786. This is no mean sum.Copy !req
787. It is the salary, for instance, of the average
trainee supermarket manager.Copy !req
788. But on the other hand,
it's no more than the cost...Copy !req
789. of keeping
a juvenile delinquent in Borstal.Copy !req
790. However, this is merely to look at the matter
in terms of hard cash...Copy !req
791. which is not the only consideration.Copy !req
792. There is above all the question of service.Copy !req
793. Those who are given most
also have most to give.Copy !req
794. Now you boys are intelligent.Copy !req
795. You're too intelligent to be rebels.Copy !req
796. That's too easy.Copy !req
797. And it would be easy to punish you
in the normal way.Copy !req
798. But I'm going to give you a privilege.Copy !req
799. Work. Real work.Copy !req
800. And I want you to think of this
not as a punishment...Copy !req
801. but as an opportunity to give...Copy !req
802. to serve.Copy !req
803. Guard of honor, 'shun!Copy !req
804. - Guard, shoulder... arms!Copy !req
805. Guard, present... arms!Copy !req
806. Guard, shoulder... arms!Copy !req
807. - Guard, order arms!Copy !req
808. - How do you do, sir?
Nice to have you at College.
- Yes. So nice.Copy !req
809. - You know the bishop.
- Bishop!Copy !req
810. - General. How very nice to see you.
- Nice to see you after all this time.Copy !req
811. - It's a long time.
- Twenty-seven years?Copy !req
812. - Twenty-seven years it's been?
- I've got to leave now.Copy !req
813. - Yes. Right.Copy !req
814. Your Royal Highness...Copy !req
815. my lord bishop...Copy !req
816. General Denson...Copy !req
817. my lords, ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
818. today is a day for the future...Copy !req
819. and also a day for the past.Copy !req
820. Any institution which has
half a thousand years -Copy !req
821. one-quarter of the Christian era
stretching behind it -Copy !req
822. is bound to have a sense of the past.Copy !req
823. But in point of fact,
there can be few places...Copy !req
824. where tradition is examined
with such a critical eye as this college.Copy !req
825. A constant self-appraisal is going on.Copy !req
826. And indeed,
changes are happening so fast...Copy !req
827. that even as I speak,
these words are out of date.Copy !req
828. But fi rst I want to introduce
General Denson...Copy !req
829. who, of course,
needs no introduction...Copy !req
830. either as a national hero
or as an old boy.Copy !req
831. General Denson.Copy !req
832. Thank you, Headmaster.Copy !req
833. Your Royal Highness,
my lord bishop...Copy !req
834. my lords, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
835. Men of College, now,
you chaps are probably thinking...Copy !req
836. there's nothing much
an old soldier like me can teach you.Copy !req
837. Well, you may be right.Copy !req
838. All the same, I'm going to
have a shot at it.Copy !req
839. First thing, you're lucky.Copy !req
840. Yes. A lot of men would give their eyeteeth
to be sitting where you're sitting now.Copy !req
841. You are privileged.
Now, for heaven's sake, don't get me wrong.Copy !req
842. There is nothing the matter
with privilege -Copy !req
843. as long as we're ready to pay for it.Copy !req
844. It's a very sad thing,
but today it is fashionable...Copy !req
845. to belittle tradition.Copy !req
846. The old orders that made
our nation a - a living force...Copy !req
847. are for the most part scorned...Copy !req
848. by modern psychiatrists, priests,
pundits of all sorts.Copy !req
849. But what have they got
to put in thei r place, hmm?Copy !req
850. Oh, politicians talk a lot about freedom.Copy !req
851. Well, freedom is the heritage of
every Englishman...Copy !req
852. who speaks with the tongue
that Shakespeare spoke.Copy !req
853. But, you know, we won't stay free
unless we're ready to fight.Copy !req
854. And you won't be any good as fighters...Copy !req
855. unless you know something
about discipline -Copy !req
856. the habit of obedience -
how to give orders...Copy !req
857. - and how to take them.Copy !req
858. Never mind the sneers of the cynics.Copy !req
859. Let us just be true to honor,
duty, national pride.Copy !req
860. - We still need loyalty.Copy !req
861. - We still need tradition.Copy !req
862. If we look around us at the world today,
what do we see?Copy !req
863. - We see bloodshed, confusion, decay.Copy !req
864. I know the world has changed
a great deal in the past 50 years -Copy !req
865. - But England -Copy !req
866. our England doesn't change so easily.Copy !req
867. And back here in College today I feel -
and it makes me jolly proud -Copy !req
868. that there is still a tradition here
which has not changed...Copy !req
869. and by God, it isn't going to change!Copy !req
870. It's up to all of you chaps
to give the world a lead.Copy !req
871. It is Britain's tradition
that you have learnt here.Copy !req
872. Self-reliance, service, self-sacrifice.Copy !req
873. A tradition of College.Copy !req
874. And it's up to all of us to reassure
the world by our unquestioning obedience...Copy !req
875. that we still hope -Copy !req
876. My God, we're on fire!Copy !req
877. Now don't panic. Don't panic.Copy !req
878. - Women first.Copy !req
879. Break open the windows.Copy !req
880. Don't shout.
Don't panic. Don't panic.Copy !req
881. Women and children -Copy !req
882. Oh, my God.Copy !req
883. Come on. Stand up. Stand up.
Stand up for College.Copy !req
884. Each manly voice upraise.Copy !req
885. - Mum, where are you?
- Out! God, let us out!Copy !req
886. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
887. Ammunition, quick!
Break open the armory.Copy !req
888. Every man a rifle.
Now keep low! Keep low!Copy !req
889. - Rabbit crawl!Copy !req
890. I nfiltrate thei r flank. Get a Bren gun
on their flank. Come on. Jump to it.Copy !req
891. Bastards! Bastards!Copy !req
892. Bastards!Copy !req
893. Stop! Stop!Copy !req
894. Stop firing!
Cease fire.Copy !req
895. Cease firing.Copy !req
896. Boys! Boys!
I understand you!Copy !req
897. Listen to reason and trust me!
Trust me!Copy !req