1. Did you blow
the candles out downstairs?Copy !req
2. Yeah.Copy !req
3. Look at this.Copy !req
4. A Thanksgiving cornucopia
made of pie plates and spackle.Copy !req
5. What the heck is a cornucopia?Copy !req
6. It's like a horn of plenty.Copy !req
7. Oh, dear, can't it wait?Copy !req
8. We just finished decorating
for Halloween.Copy !req
9. - Well, good night.
- Night.Copy !req
10. Go look!Copy !req
11. Just a prank, that's all. Anton.Copy !req
12. Our little Scooter would
never do something like that.Copy !req
13. Quit calling him that baby name.Copy !req
14. Anton would not scoot his behind
off the couch if the house was on fire.Copy !req
15. God knows he didn't help me
with the Halloween decorations.Copy !req
16. Did you hear that?
I heard something downstairs.Copy !req
17. Well, the dog's out in the yard.Copy !req
18. It's probably just the cat.Copy !req
19. Well, go see!Copy !req
20. Hey, Bones.Copy !req
21. Gary?Copy !req
22. Anton?Copy !req
23. Gary, you said you—Copy !req
24. The house could burn down!Copy !req
25. Wake up!Copy !req
26. Anton, is that you?Copy !req
27. If you'd like to make a call,
hang up and try again.Copy !req
28. If you need help, hang up
and then dial your operator.Copy !req
29. Hey, Mom! We're out of milk!Copy !req
30. Mom, we're out of dog food!Copy !req
31. Murder in Bolan.: Aa Special Report.Copy !req
32. Four bodies have been found.
The killer is still at large.Copy !req
33. Bolan is gripped with fear.Copy !req
34. The killings spread
from a postal route...Copy !req
35. to the bowling alley and
now to our own Burger Jungle.Copy !req
36. With Halloween only one day away...Copy !req
37. Bolan officials have set
a 9 p.m. Curfew for all teenagers.Copy !req
38. Hey. What's up, man?Copy !req
39. - What's up with you?
- I'm dry.Copy !req
40. - So?
- So why don't you bring me a dimer?Copy !req
41. This ain't Domino's, you lazy bitch.
Come over and get it.Copy !req
42. Come on, man. I'm comfortable.Copy !req
43. Hello?Copy !req
44. What's up, Anton?Copy !req
45. Nice outfit!Copy !req
46. Yeah? if your mom had teeth,
she wouldn't suck dick so well.Copy !req
47. What's your point?Copy !req
48. What's up, Anton?Copy !req
49. How's it going, brother?Copy !req
50. Nice boxers.Copy !req
51. Pass the chronic.Copy !req
52. I'm sorry, man.
This bong is cashed.Copy !req
53. You said he was holding.Copy !req
54. I didn't say what I was holding.Copy !req
55. That's messed up.Copy !req
56. I hear if you combine nutmeg and
oregano, you can get pretty wasted.Copy !req
57. All you do is smoke pot...Copy !req
58. and watch TV all day.Copy !req
59. Don't get me wrong.
That's what life is all about.Copy !req
60. But don't you think you should
have some ambition, a goal?Copy !req
61. Yeah. I mean,
my dream life would be...Copy !req
62. to lie around and watch TV
while some hot broad delivers me food.Copy !req
63. Until your parents
kick your oily ass out.Copy !req
64. I haven't seen my parents
in a few days.Copy !req
65. Maybe they're dead.
Party at Anton's.Copy !req
66. What are you doing?Copy !req
67. With a killer loose,
you can't rule out murder.Copy !req
68. What killer?Copy !req
69. Don't you watch the news?Copy !req
70. I hate that fucking show.Copy !req
71. Our little town is
in the national spotlight.Copy !req
72. Local mailman, iced.Copy !req
73. Barmaid at the bowling alley, iced.Copy !req
74. You haven't heard about the twins?Copy !req
75. They were jerking off
in the milkshake-maker again?Copy !req
76. lced times two. Last night, when
they were working at Burger Jungle.Copy !req
77. Damn.Copy !req
78. Anton, here comes your woman.Copy !req
79. He's got serious problems.Copy !req
80. Molly's lived across the street
for, like, what, ever?Copy !req
81. Tell her about your
obsession with her.Copy !req
82. - Start by telling her your name.
- Yeah, man. She's waiting for you.Copy !req
83. She's not waiting for me.Copy !req
84. Would you stop being such a puss
and go, like, ask her to the dance?Copy !req
85. What dance?Copy !req
86. if you'd been to school recently,
you'd know.Copy !req
87. Halloween thing in the gym?Copy !req
88. 9:00 curfew?
No trick-or-treating allowed?Copy !req
89. Dumb-ass dance is the only option.Copy !req
90. You guys going?Copy !req
91. Hell, no. Can you see us
in stupid-ass costumes?Copy !req
92. Grooving to Hanson and Jewel?Copy !req
93. What do we look like,
total losers, man?Copy !req
94. I see your point.Copy !req
95. She dropped her lyrics book.Copy !req
96. She'll catch you reading that
over her shoulder in biology.Copy !req
97. Her songs are badass.
She's like a poet or something.Copy !req
98. Go bring it back to her.
Be like a knight in shining armour.Copy !req
99. She'd be all grateful, invite me in,
offer me a drink, I'd accept.Copy !req
100. She'd rip your clothes off...Copy !req
101. and make sweet love to you,
Red Shoe Diary-style.Copy !req
102. - Right.
- Could happen.Copy !req
103. Just go talk to her, man!Copy !req
104. Maybe she'll think you're funny
or something.Copy !req
105. You know what?Copy !req
106. I think I'm going to.Copy !req
107. You want to borrow some pants, chief?Copy !req
108. First impressions and all.Copy !req
109. You're a bud.Copy !req
110. Think he's gonna do it?Copy !req
111. So you gotta reach.Copy !req
112. You're getting Cheezy Poofs everywhere.Copy !req
113. You gotta open your mouth, man.Copy !req
114. Lookie what I found.Copy !req
115. I thought you were dry.Copy !req
116. I guess not.Copy !req
117. Fire me up.Copy !req
118. These are great.Copy !req
119. My book!Copy !req
120. Thank you so much...Copy !req
121. for returning it.Copy !req
122. You're certain this is the right man?Copy !req
123. Well, I'll tell you,
Sister Liquor—Copy !req
124. That's LeCure.Copy !req
125. - Debi's fine.
- All right, Sister Debi.Copy !req
126. He's right here.Copy !req
127. It's gone!Copy !req
128. Shit!Copy !req
129. Missed it again.Copy !req
130. Where did it go?Copy !req
131. Beaver.Copy !req
132. Bolan.Copy !req
133. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.Copy !req
134. Holy shit!Copy !req
135. Don't move!Copy !req
136. Roll over!Copy !req
137. Roll over!Copy !req
138. Anton Tobias.Copy !req
139. You got a reason
for prowling around here?Copy !req
140. I live here.Copy !req
141. Since when is it illegal
to grocery shop?Copy !req
142. Hey, I know you guys.Copy !req
143. You guys were seniors
when I was a freshman.Copy !req
144. Let's talk about high school.Copy !req
145. You and your stoner friends
zipping around on skateboards.Copy !req
146. Thought you were too cool for us.Copy !req
147. Did you even once invite us
to get high behind the gym?Copy !req
148. You were dorks.Copy !req
149. Either of you holding?Copy !req
150. What?Copy !req
151. I'm desperate. I know you can
get in the evidence room—Copy !req
152. You asshole!
You're trying to score from a cop?Copy !req
153. That's it.
Complete personal-effects search.Copy !req
154. What's this?Copy !req
155. Stupid, that's an asthma inhaler.Copy !req
156. Empty your pockets, boy.Copy !req
157. They're not my pants.Copy !req
158. Let's go!Copy !req
159. George found a new home.Copy !req
160. What have we here?Copy !req
161. Officer?Copy !req
162. Smells like marijuana to me.Copy !req
163. Write it up, Ruck.Copy !req
164. What? It's empty.Copy !req
165. You can't cite me
for possession of a baggie.Copy !req
166. Littering.Copy !req
167. Maximum fine.Copy !req
168. Two hundred dollars.Copy !req
169. Right.Copy !req
170. Oh, shit! The killer's here!Copy !req
171. The killer's in my house!Copy !req
172. Okay, Dukey.Copy !req
173. Everything's gonna be okay.
Come on, come on.Copy !req
174. Everything's going to be fine.Copy !req
175. Yes, it is.Copy !req
176. All right, boy.Copy !req
177. He's not dead!Copy !req
178. Duke! Come on, lay down!Copy !req
179. Get down, Duke!Copy !req
180. All right.Copy !req
181. Hold on, Duke. Hold on.Copy !req
182. Where's the phone?Copy !req
183. Run, Duke, run!Copy !req
184. He's under the bed!Copy !req
185. Mom?Copy !req
186. Dad?Copy !req
187. What's the matter?
Bad shrooms?Copy !req
188. You got a fever? Here you go.Copy !req
189. I'm going to show you.Copy !req
190. Oh, man!Copy !req
191. I love this video. I didn't think
they could show it anymore.Copy !req
192. Guys!Copy !req
193. Someone killed my parents!Copy !req
194. This is the best part.Copy !req
195. Shake them, baby.Copy !req
196. Look! Look!Copy !req
197. - Shit!
- Yeah, you see?Copy !req
198. Mr. Tobias?Copy !req
199. Miss T.?Copy !req
200. Is this some kind of Halloween gag?
Your parents always go all out.Copy !req
201. What the fuck are you doing?
That's my dad!Copy !req
202. CPR, man. I saw it on Baywatch.Copy !req
203. Check it out.Copy !req
204. A clue.Copy !req
205. "Ant"? They were killed by ants?Copy !req
206. Please, don't be stupid.Copy !req
207. Do you have an evil aunt?Copy !req
208. Holy shit!Copy !req
209. Are those ears?Copy !req
210. Ear rings?Copy !req
211. They're both lefts.Copy !req
212. You know what that means.Copy !req
213. Feldstein twins.Copy !req
214. The killer was wearing your shirt.Copy !req
215. The killer was wearing me.Copy !req
216. I'm the killer.Copy !req
217. I'm gonna call 911.Copy !req
218. What's the number?Copy !req
219. There's something wrong
with my friend.Copy !req
220. I think he took
some nutmeg or something.Copy !req
221. Mick, buddy.Copy !req
222. - I would remember something like that.
- You would.Copy !req
223. I'm not the killer. You know?Copy !req
224. Yeah, I know. But if O.J.
could get off, then I'm sure—Copy !req
225. Do you want a beer?Copy !req
226. - No, thanks.
- You sure?Copy !req
227. Talk to me!Copy !req
228. What the hell is happening to me?Copy !req
229. Pnub, man.Copy !req
230. I didn't do it.Copy !req
231. Okay, I did it.
But it was an accident.Copy !req
232. I can't believe
you told me to smoke that shit!Copy !req
233. Okay, Anton.
I have to leave now.Copy !req
234. Yeah, that's probably a good idea.Copy !req
235. It's the basement!
You can't get out that way!Copy !req
236. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
237. I don't know!Copy !req
238. It's me, Pnub! Your buddy!Copy !req
239. I know who you are.
I don't want to hurt you.Copy !req
240. Then don't!Copy !req
241. It's not me!Copy !req
242. It's my hand!Copy !req
243. It's like I have no control
over my hand!Copy !req
244. I don't know how long
I can hold it. Run!Copy !req
245. Get out of my way!Copy !req
246. Just go!Copy !req
247. It's going to be okay.
I won't tell anybody.Copy !req
248. I swear.Copy !req
249. Everything will be cool.Copy !req
250. Everything will be...Copy !req
251. cool.Copy !req
252. What have I done?Copy !req
253. What have I done?Copy !req
254. Get out of here, Bones!Copy !req
255. Git!Copy !req
256. Bones?Copy !req
257. Here, kitty, kitty.Copy !req
258. Aren't you a little old
for ding-dong ditch?Copy !req
259. Sorry about your bush.Copy !req
260. No problem.Copy !req
261. What were you doing out there anyway?Copy !req
262. Jesus, look at you!Copy !req
263. I was looking for my cat.Copy !req
264. We got in a fight.Copy !req
265. You sure got your ass kicked.Copy !req
266. I did okay.Copy !req
267. So you ran and hid in my bush.Copy !req
268. I shouldn't be here.Copy !req
269. I'm not myself today.Copy !req
270. I'm someone completely different.Copy !req
271. You're so shy.Copy !req
272. It's okay. I get it.Copy !req
273. So let's skip this chickening-out,
sneaking-around stage.Copy !req
274. No, you don't understand. I'm—Copy !req
275. Do you want to come inside and talk?Copy !req
276. You never gave me a chance to thank you.
That book is important to me.Copy !req
277. So...Copy !req
278. nothing cooler than
a chick bass-guitar player.Copy !req
279. Especially one that writes
her own lyrics.Copy !req
280. You read them?Copy !req
281. I couldn't help looking in the book.
They're amazing.Copy !req
282. Look, I even got
my favourites memorized.Copy !req
283. Devil girl with nothing to loseCopy !req
284. She got wind in her hair
Aand gum on her shoesCopy !req
285. I was 13 when I wrote that.Copy !req
286. Yeah, well...Copy !req
287. they're amazing.Copy !req
288. Thanks.Copy !req
289. I should not be here, Molly.Copy !req
290. Safer in here than on the streets.
There's a killer out there.Copy !req
291. That's exactly what I'm saying.
I'm dangerous.Copy !req
292. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
293. How dangerous?Copy !req
294. I'm not kidding.Copy !req
295. I've done stuff, you know?Copy !req
296. I'm impressed.Copy !req
297. I never would've thought you'd have
the balls to just grab me like that.Copy !req
298. Me either.Copy !req
299. You're kinky.Copy !req
300. That's me.Copy !req
301. Move it, people! Let's go!Copy !req
302. Some of us are
on serious missions here.Copy !req
303. There's evil out there,
and I gotta kick its ass!Copy !req
304. Shit, my parents are home.
We'll have to pick this up later.Copy !req
305. My parents might take offense to some
bloody boy banging their daughter.Copy !req
306. Tomorrow.Copy !req
307. - You want to see me?
- Come by at 7.Copy !req
308. The curfew's annihilated our options,
but we can go to the dance.Copy !req
309. I thought you said
the streets weren't safe.Copy !req
310. I'll protect you.Copy !req
311. Dearly beloved...Copy !req
312. we're gathered here today
because you're all dead.Copy !req
313. And it's my fault.Copy !req
314. Mom, Dad...Copy !req
315. what can I say? I mean...Copy !req
316. you brought me into this world...Copy !req
317. you put a roof over my head,
you fed me until I killed you.Copy !req
318. if you look at it that way, I haven't
been a good son, but I'm really...Copy !req
319. really, really sorry.Copy !req
320. And wherever you are...Copy !req
321. I just want you to forgive me...Copy !req
322. because I'm gonna try to change.Copy !req
323. Mick...Copy !req
324. Pnub, guys...Copy !req
325. You guys were the greatest.
I'm never going to forget...Copy !req
326. the way we sat around all day,
watched TV and got really stoned.Copy !req
327. And all those other times
where we just...Copy !req
328. I guess that's all we did.Copy !req
329. Amen.Copy !req
330. Over here.Copy !req
331. Anton, help me.Copy !req
332. Come on, man.
I can't breathe down here.Copy !req
333. Anton, can you hear me?Copy !req
334. Yeah, man, Mick.Copy !req
335. Now get me out of here.Copy !req
336. You're dead.Copy !req
337. No, I'm not.Copy !req
338. You conked my head pretty good.
I must've been unconscious.Copy !req
339. - You think?
- I know, fucker. Now dig me up!Copy !req
340. Stay where you are, Mick!Copy !req
341. Please don't kill me.Copy !req
342. Watch it, man!Copy !req
343. What did I take last night?Copy !req
344. That dream was intense.Copy !req
345. lntense.Copy !req
346. - Turn it up. Check it out.
- Yeah, I'm watching.Copy !req
347. Did you see?Copy !req
348. - Guys!
- That's funny.Copy !req
349. Thank God you're alive, because
I had this dream that I killed—Copy !req
350. Shit!Copy !req
351. Sorry about that thing
with the shovel.Copy !req
352. - You're dead.
- Easy, tiger.Copy !req
353. Undead, actually.Copy !req
354. You said you were unconscious.
You lied.Copy !req
355. You killed me, all right?
Try and keep this thing in perspective.Copy !req
356. I was bitter about the
getting-killed-by-my-best-friend thing.Copy !req
357. But I got over it.Copy !req
358. So why you here?Copy !req
359. We need a place to kick it.Copy !req
360. Don't be selfish.
No one else's parents are dead.Copy !req
361. No, not why are you " here" here.
I mean...Copy !req
362. are you flesh-eating zombies
back from hell to exact revenge?Copy !req
363. Is that it?Copy !req
364. Why would we go to hell?Copy !req
365. We're not bad.Copy !req
366. It's not like we're good,
but at least we don't kill people!Copy !req
367. I didn't kill anybody on purpose.Copy !req
368. Yeah, well, we weren't in hell.Copy !req
369. There was this bright light
at the end of a long tunnel.Copy !req
370. There were all these chicks' voices.
And that music.Copy !req
371. Music?Copy !req
372. Kind of uncool music, like Enya.Copy !req
373. And these chicks were saying...Copy !req
374. " Come to us.
Come towards the light."Copy !req
375. So what happened?Copy !req
376. We figured, fuck it.Copy !req
377. I mean, it was really far.Copy !req
378. I've got to ask.
What's with the hand?Copy !req
379. It doesn't obey me at all.Copy !req
380. The only thing I can come up with is,
it's possessed.Copy !req
381. Do you guys know anything
about Satan or evil or...?Copy !req
382. No.Copy !req
383. But we know somebody who does.Copy !req
384. Did you know them well?Copy !req
385. Not really.Copy !req
386. You?Copy !req
387. Yeah, they were great.Copy !req
388. I just feel really bad, you know,
because I was always so mean to them.Copy !req
389. Like this one time, they asked me
to go on a double-date...Copy !req
390. and I thought they were 'tards,
because there's only one of me.Copy !req
391. So I told them to go blow each other.Copy !req
392. Did they?Copy !req
393. The way you treated them...Copy !req
394. the guilt must be making you feel
like shit inside.Copy !req
395. Randy!Copy !req
396. You're still in high school?Copy !req
397. Yeah, me, I got out
about three years ago.Copy !req
398. I need your help.Copy !req
399. What are you playing,
a little two-ball?Copy !req
400. I gotta talk to you.
There's serious stuff going on.Copy !req
401. Anton, can't you see I'm getting
a little action over here?Copy !req
402. Oh, man. I can't believe
you cock-blocked me like that.Copy !req
403. I thought we were buds.Copy !req
404. Randy, wait!Copy !req
405. I didn't mean to mess you up.
Listen.Copy !req
406. I need your help.Copy !req
407. Piss off!Copy !req
408. Fresh tomatoes...Copy !req
409. Hey! Who are you?Copy !req
410. New. Drive-thru duty.Copy !req
411. Excuse me.Copy !req
412. Sorry.Copy !req
413. - Break time.
- All right.Copy !req
414. Give me the Big Five with
the Spicy Safari Fries...Copy !req
415. the African Apple Turnover...Copy !req
416. and the Raspberry Rainforest Shake.Copy !req
417. Slap some extra mustard
on that Jungle Burger.Copy !req
418. Tell me everything you know
about the devil.Copy !req
419. Aare you out of your fucking mind?Copy !req
420. You listen to satanic music.
You must've picked up something.Copy !req
421. Look, it's just music.Copy !req
422. Like Mozart and that other fag...Copy !req
423. Keep it clean.Copy !req
424. Who, Beethoven?Copy !req
425. That's the guy. It's just like
their music, only louder.Copy !req
426. You gotta know.
I'm desperate.Copy !req
427. Oh, man!Copy !req
428. Here!Copy !req
429. Asshole!Copy !req
430. It's my hand. It's like it's got
a mind of its own.Copy !req
431. It makes me do things
I don't want it to do.Copy !req
432. I used to be like that.Copy !req
433. Get into all kinds of stupid shit.Copy !req
434. Look, the trick is...Copy !req
435. to keep yourself busy.Copy !req
436. That's why I'm always
working on the Ford.Copy !req
437. Keeps me out of trouble.Copy !req
438. ldle hands are the devil's playground.Copy !req
439. Keep my hands busy.Copy !req
440. Yeah, that actually makes sense.Copy !req
441. Thanks.
You're the coolest.Copy !req
442. So do you, like, knit now?Copy !req
443. Don't take this the wrong way,
but you look queer doing that.Copy !req
444. Randy broke it down for me.Copy !req
445. " ldle hands are the devil's playpen."
So I'm thinking...Copy !req
446. keep my hands occupied, right?Copy !req
447. Man, that saying's not literal.Copy !req
448. It's more like...Copy !req
449. you know...Copy !req
450. Metaphorical?Copy !req
451. Right.Copy !req
452. This is the noise complaint.Copy !req
453. Ain't this the Tobias residence?Copy !req
454. Holy shit! It's Anton.
He's the killer!Copy !req
455. - I better call for backup.
- Are you crazy?Copy !req
456. And let the feds get the credit?
if we collar him, we'll be heroes.Copy !req
457. We can't go in without a warrant.Copy !req
458. Piss on the Bill of Rights!
We got just cause.Copy !req
459. Freeze!Copy !req
460. Yeah, freeze!Copy !req
461. Guys...Copy !req
462. what do I do?Copy !req
463. I think you—Copy !req
464. I was gonna say to do
what they tell you...Copy !req
465. but now I changed my mind.Copy !req
466. You should just kill them.Copy !req
467. - They're alive!
- They are not!Copy !req
468. You shot one in the head!
They're morgue-meat.Copy !req
469. Look, guys. I don't want
to kill anybody else.Copy !req
470. You don't want to go to jail, though.Copy !req
471. Jail. That's it!Copy !req
472. They'll throw me in a rubber room.
I can't hurt anybody else.Copy !req
473. Cuff me!Copy !req
474. Okay. Just...Copy !req
475. drop the knitting needles.Copy !req
476. That's not a good idea.
Why don't you just cuff me?Copy !req
477. Drop the needles
and put your hands on your head!Copy !req
478. I can't!Copy !req
479. Put down the needles
and come quietly.Copy !req
480. - Cuff me!
- Put the needles down now!Copy !req
481. - Cuff me!
- Put them down!Copy !req
482. - Put them down!
- Cuff me!Copy !req
483. Go, go, Buffalo!Copy !req
484. Stop!Copy !req
485. I didn't do it. It was my hand.Copy !req
486. It's like, the knitting
didn't help at all.Copy !req
487. I told you that saying
was more, like, metaphorical.Copy !req
488. I can't keep doing this!Copy !req
489. I'm losing my mind.Copy !req
490. Get your head.Copy !req
491. No way.Copy !req
492. It's the only thing I can think of.Copy !req
493. Once that hand is gone,
how will you cut off the other one?Copy !req
494. The left one's a keeper.Copy !req
495. I mean, I guess it wasn't idle enough.Copy !req
496. Are you sure?Copy !req
497. I use it for a lot of things.
I light up, I change the remote...Copy !req
498. I relieve a little tension.Copy !req
499. This is the answer. I know it.Copy !req
500. Those things won't even cut my bagel.Copy !req
501. Shit!Copy !req
502. Grab the carver.Copy !req
503. Look at me!Copy !req
504. I'm Leatherface!Copy !req
505. Thanks, Mick.Copy !req
506. I'll just use this one.Copy !req
507. I can't watch.Copy !req
508. You missed.Copy !req
509. Pnub...Copy !req
510. bite down.Copy !req
511. Don't cut me, man!Copy !req
512. You scream like a girl.Copy !req
513. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
514. I gotta stop the blood flow.
Don't you watch ER?Copy !req
515. Look at that nasty thing.
That's gonna be infected for sure.Copy !req
516. You got any antiseptic, Anton?Copy !req
517. I don't know.Copy !req
518. Pnub's got some in a first-aid kit
in his house.Copy !req
519. And burritos.Copy !req
520. You'll be okay, buddy.Copy !req
521. We'll be back in a sec
to fix you up, Anton.Copy !req
522. Catch you on the flip-flop.Copy !req
523. Oh, shit!Copy !req
524. Anton, are you home?Copy !req
525. Don't come in!
Just stay there, okay?Copy !req
526. Very funny, Anton.Copy !req
527. Stay out there, Molly!Copy !req
528. I'm freezing my butt off.Copy !req
529. Anton, we're gonna be late.Copy !req
530. Anton, I can hear you in there!Copy !req
531. Stay outside!Copy !req
532. Come on, Anton!Copy !req
533. Let's go!
We're gonna be late!Copy !req
534. We're gonna miss the band.Copy !req
535. Fry!Copy !req
536. Gross.Copy !req
537. Anton, I'm coming in.Copy !req
538. Wait!Copy !req
539. You look incredible.Copy !req
540. Thanks. But you should've called.Copy !req
541. if you needed more time with your
costume, fine. But I hate waiting.Copy !req
542. So what are you supposed
to be, anyway?Copy !req
543. I'm...Copy !req
544. a fast-food employee that
cut off his own hand.Copy !req
545. Cute.Copy !req
546. Come on!Copy !req
547. Anton, we're back!Copy !req
548. We got antiseptic
and adhesive bandages!Copy !req
549. The ouch-free kind!Copy !req
550. " Microwave for three minutes
and enjoy."Copy !req
551. That's really getting on my nerves.Copy !req
552. What are you doing?Copy !req
553. Could you...?Copy !req
554. This way.Copy !req
555. Easy.Copy !req
556. Yeah. That's better.Copy !req
557. All right.Copy !req
558. Thanks, man!Copy !req
559. Gross!Copy !req
560. Maybe we should clean it first.Copy !req
561. Hey, yeah! And while we're at it,
we can clean the whole house.Copy !req
562. This ain't our mess.Copy !req
563. Look, I can't go to the dance yet,
okay? I'm sorry.Copy !req
564. My parents will be home
in a few minutes.Copy !req
565. if they see the mess I made,
they'll kill me.Copy !req
566. Look, I won't be too long.Copy !req
567. I'll meet you there.Copy !req
568. ls something wrong?Copy !req
569. You need to go there now...Copy !req
570. and you can't stop till you're
inside with everyone else, okay?Copy !req
571. You wouldn't stand me up, would you?Copy !req
572. Not a chance, babysnakes.Copy !req
573. I'll get the next one.Copy !req
574. Shit! I bit my tongue.Copy !req
575. That's disgusting.Copy !req
576. I bet I can fix that for you.Copy !req
577. Hold still.Copy !req
578. That's better.Copy !req
579. Burrito, burritoCopy !req
580. Wait, wait! Don't open it!Copy !req
581. I'm sorry, there were only two.Copy !req
582. No! You let the hand out!Copy !req
583. We brought you a first-aid kit.Copy !req
584. - Where did it go?
- What? You mean the hand?Copy !req
585. Of course, the hand.Copy !req
586. Try looking up your ass.Copy !req
587. Damn.Copy !req
588. Hey, foxy.Copy !req
589. Looking for a ball?Copy !req
590. Because I could help you find one
that's the right size for you.Copy !req
591. What the hell?Copy !req
592. Try and keep up.Copy !req
593. I'd be happy to keep up
with you, sweet thing.Copy !req
594. Don't you have a dance to go to?Copy !req
595. That's right.
We gotta do our costumes.Copy !req
596. - You coming, Randy?
- No.Copy !req
597. I think I can find myself a ride.Copy !req
598. All right.Copy !req
599. So what brings you to Bolan?Copy !req
600. You don't want to know.Copy !req
601. No, seriously.
I'm interested.Copy !req
602. Really?Copy !req
603. Here it goes.Copy !req
604. I'm a Druidic priestess sworn
to fight a certain evil force...Copy !req
605. that possesses the laziest
fuckup it can find.Copy !req
606. It will kill as many people
as possible...Copy !req
607. and then drag a free soul
into the Netherworld.Copy !req
608. That's some weighty shit there.Copy !req
609. Here's the kicker.Copy !req
610. I have the one thing
that can stop this from happening.Copy !req
611. I just need to find the bastard
whose hand is possessed.Copy !req
612. Weird.Copy !req
613. Earlier today, this guy, Anton,
told me his hand was doing stuff...Copy !req
614. that he didn't want it to do.Copy !req
615. Don't you fuck with me!Copy !req
616. Ease up, there, kitten.Copy !req
617. I'm telling you the truth.
This guy was freaked!Copy !req
618. Show me where he lives.Copy !req
619. Left! Turn left!Copy !req
620. Guys! We gotta go to the dance.Copy !req
621. The hand, it's after Molly.Copy !req
622. Let's check out the dance.
I'll win Best Costume.Copy !req
623. Chicks dig winners.
I'll probably hook up.Copy !req
624. Yeah, because severed heads are
one of the top 10 big turn-ons.Copy !req
625. It kills me to see you stressed out.Copy !req
626. You cut off your hand
in the interest of others.Copy !req
627. It's not your problem anymore.Copy !req
628. So what I want you to do
is take a little Anton-time.Copy !req
629. Just relax and kick back, my man.Copy !req
630. No, no. You know what?Copy !req
631. Not this time, okay?Copy !req
632. I'm through with that.
All I do is sit around.Copy !req
633. I veg out, I watch TV,
I smoke pot—Copy !req
634. No Kevin Costner speeches.
Let's just go.Copy !req
635. Come on!Copy !req
636. Let's go! Come on, come on!Copy !req
637. That's him!Copy !req
638. - They're getting into my Ford!
- Wait here. He's dangerous.Copy !req
639. Wait.
Don't let him steal my Ford.Copy !req
640. Trust me.
I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
641. That's lucky.Copy !req
642. Shit.Copy !req
643. Couldn't be automatic.Copy !req
644. Want me to drive?Copy !req
645. No, just shift for me.Copy !req
646. Anton! Wait!Copy !req
647. What was that?Copy !req
648. Who cares?Copy !req
649. Get back here!Copy !req
650. Who's got the barf breath?Copy !req
651. Damn!
It's hot in here.Copy !req
652. So are you, babe.Copy !req
653. I'm sweating my costume off, Curtis.Copy !req
654. Better?Copy !req
655. Help me get this off.Copy !req
656. Right there.Copy !req
657. It's here.Copy !req
658. You guys go protect Molly.Copy !req
659. I'll go after the hand.Copy !req
660. - What a waste.
- You didn't like Curtis.Copy !req
661. I'm talking about that ass!Copy !req
662. Well, at least he died happy.Copy !req
663. What's bugging you?Copy !req
664. Just thinking.Copy !req
665. And I know who about.Copy !req
666. Just thought he'd be here by now.Copy !req
667. He'll be here.Copy !req
668. I'll go get some punch.
You want some?Copy !req
669. Okay, I'll be right back.Copy !req
670. You guys look great!Copy !req
671. Who did your makeup?Copy !req
672. - I guess Anton did.
- Based on my design, though.Copy !req
673. You want to dance?Copy !req
674. Hell, yeah!Copy !req
675. - We should find Molly.
- Quit being a skirt.Copy !req
676. We'll look for her while we dance.
There's plenty of chicks here.Copy !req
677. - Careful, it's on kind of loose.
- Cool!Copy !req
678. Don't put me on hold again.
I want to talk to your supervisor.Copy !req
679. What?Copy !req
680. Yes, of course.Copy !req
681. What's taking so long?
Is this the supervisor?Copy !req
682. What do you mean
my credit card is no good?Copy !req
683. Well, you must have
the wrong number.Copy !req
684. No, it's 8-4-6-8.Copy !req
685. That's good.Copy !req
686. I think you've been a bad girl...Copy !req
687. and I want to spank you
with my ruler.Copy !req
688. Oh, yes, that's nice.Copy !req
689. That is nice.Copy !req
690. Now I'm hot.Copy !req
691. I'm hot.Copy !req
692. You got me so hot, it's like
I can feel you touching me.Copy !req
693. I can feel you touching me.Copy !req
694. Bingo!Copy !req
695. Come on! We got to find Anton!Copy !req
696. And kick his ass!Copy !req
697. Are you Anton?Copy !req
698. if you're a teacher,
we'll discuss my attendance later—Copy !req
699. I found you!
My name is Debi LeCure.Copy !req
700. I know what's happening.
I could stop it.Copy !req
701. Really, how?Copy !req
702. Die!Copy !req
703. Yeah, fuck him up, Debi!Copy !req
704. The host of evil must die!Copy !req
705. isn't that knife
a little extreme, kitten?Copy !req
706. You're not going anywhere, evil-hosting
fuck-stick. Nobody touches my Ford!Copy !req
707. Come on, Debi.Copy !req
708. Give him what for.Copy !req
709. Wait, wait! I'm not a host.Copy !req
710. Okay, look.Copy !req
711. The evil was in my hand, all right?Copy !req
712. I cut it off. Okay?Copy !req
713. Oh, shit!Copy !req
714. You let it loose?Copy !req
715. That was probably a mistake.Copy !req
716. No kidding. And now it's
after my girlfriend.Copy !req
717. - You got a girlfriend?
- I gotta stop it.Copy !req
718. - It's out for blood.
- That ain't all it's out for.Copy !req
719. if your girl's the one it's after,
then at midnight...Copy !req
720. it's taking her to hell.Copy !req
721. Hell?Copy !req
722. It's not even 9:00 yet.
We got some time.Copy !req
723. It's actually...Copy !req
724. six minutes till midnight,
druid time.Copy !req
725. Druid time.Copy !req
726. Right.Copy !req
727. Let's go!Copy !req
728. Oh, God!Copy !req
729. That's disgusting.Copy !req
730. Come on, man. You're dead.Copy !req
731. You know, think about it.
It's illegal.Copy !req
732. Move! Look out!Copy !req
733. Everybody, go home!
There's a psycho killer here!Copy !req
734. I cut off my hand,
and it'll kill you all.Copy !req
735. Get off the stage!Copy !req
736. It's true.
His hand killed us yesterday.Copy !req
737. Yeah, it sliced me up real good.Copy !req
738. - Molly, you out there?
- Get out of here, kid!Copy !req
739. You had your fun!
Now it's time—Copy !req
740. Shit!Copy !req
741. - God! Did you see that thing?
- I have to get Anton!Copy !req
742. No, screw him!
I mean, he'll be fine!Copy !req
743. Come on!Copy !req
744. In there?Copy !req
745. You want to stay out here and
get killed as you're trampled?Copy !req
746. I was going to get some.Copy !req
747. I really doubt it.Copy !req
748. Pnub's a lot more creative
than I thought.Copy !req
749. I mean, he's actually kind of cool.Copy !req
750. - He had that costume—
- Maybe we should go faster.Copy !req
751. I don't know if he did it or—Copy !req
752. - Wait, wait!
- What, what—?Copy !req
753. Go!Copy !req
754. Oh, shit! We're trapped in here!Copy !req
755. - It's going to get me!
- It's not going to get you!Copy !req
756. It's not going to get you!Copy !req
757. We can't go through the blade!
We'll be pulverized!Copy !req
758. Give me your shoe!Copy !req
759. What are you going to do?Copy !req
760. No, no.
Oh, God, it's too far!Copy !req
761. I can't drop that far!Copy !req
762. We'll die in this vent!Copy !req
763. - We won't die.
- We'll die here.Copy !req
764. The rats are gonna eat us,
and nobody's gonna find us.Copy !req
765. Okay, we're good.Copy !req
766. - Be careful.
- All right, let's go!Copy !req
767. This would be more comfortable
if your ass wasn't so wide.Copy !req
768. - This is dumb.
- Anton needs our help.Copy !req
769. The best thing about being dead
is zero responsibility.Copy !req
770. That's Tanya. Let's save her.
Come on!Copy !req
771. - Hurry up. She needs me.
- She needs you like a fish needs—Copy !req
772. Okay, this sucks.Copy !req
773. Grab the cord and come down!Copy !req
774. I can't. I can't. I'm scared!Copy !req
775. Do it, Tanya! Come on!Copy !req
776. I can't. It's here.Copy !req
777. It's in here. I know it.Copy !req
778. Why'd you pull the rope up?Copy !req
779. I didn't pull the rope up.Copy !req
780. Tanya, where are you?
I can't see you!Copy !req
781. Tanya, talk to me, please!Copy !req
782. Just jump! Just jump!Copy !req
783. Tanya, grab the rope!Copy !req
784. Get it off!Copy !req
785. I'm not going through all this Tanya.
Go back that way.Copy !req
786. - Now you really won't get any.
- It's unfair.Copy !req
787. You can go back if you want
to get a piece.Copy !req
788. Fucking hand, I got you now!Copy !req
789. Who's your daddy now, bitch?Copy !req
790. Who's your fucking—Copy !req
791. We're here for you.
Don't worry.Copy !req
792. - I made that ashtray!
- Really?Copy !req
793. You let it go again!Copy !req
794. Fuck you, then.Copy !req
795. Fine, then! You know what?Copy !req
796. You aren't crashing at my house.Copy !req
797. Did you guys hear that?Copy !req
798. Help! Help!Copy !req
799. Help me!Copy !req
800. Bet she wins Best Costume.Copy !req
801. Help me!Copy !req
802. The hand's raising the car!Copy !req
803. Help me!Copy !req
804. Don't worry. We got it under control!Copy !req
805. The fucker's got a grip.Copy !req
806. Hurry, please!Copy !req
807. Those auto-shop boys
are true artistes.Copy !req
808. It's Mighty Joe Bong!Copy !req
809. I needs me spinach.Copy !req
810. I made that.Copy !req
811. The ashtray, I'd almost believe.
But this? No way.Copy !req
812. Molly's about to get squished,
you bastards!Copy !req
813. This is important. For strength.Copy !req
814. There you go.Copy !req
815. Now you're taking Anton-time.Copy !req
816. You're getting stoned with
your friends? Unbelievable!Copy !req
817. That's some one-hit shit there!Copy !req
818. Don't worry.Copy !req
819. I'll get you down.Copy !req
820. That's it?Copy !req
821. That's it?
No explosions, no hellfire, no—?Copy !req
822. I'm glad everyone's all right.Copy !req
823. But that was weak.Copy !req
824. Well, my work here is done.Copy !req
825. Time for the ritualistic sex.
You coming?Copy !req
826. You are a pistol.Copy !req
827. Hello? I'm still up here.Copy !req
828. Thanks, Mick.Copy !req
829. You're a bud.Copy !req
830. Come here.Copy !req
831. As usual...Copy !req
832. marijuana saves
an otherwise disastrous day.Copy !req
833. I never got a hit. Light me.Copy !req
834. Sweet Jesus!Copy !req
835. That wasn't my fault!Copy !req
836. That thing should've come down
a lot slower!Copy !req
837. What the hell.Copy !req
838. Don't forget my bong.Copy !req
839. You did not make that bong.Copy !req
840. I arc welded it.Copy !req
841. You don't take auto shop.Copy !req
842. Fuck you!Copy !req
843. You coming, Anton?Copy !req
844. I can't even believe it.Copy !req
845. You blew off heaven
to kick it with me.Copy !req
846. You are the coolest.Copy !req
847. You taking care of me
beats the shit out of heaven.Copy !req
848. Really?Copy !req
849. Time for your meds.Copy !req
850. Guys! You blew off heaven too?Copy !req
851. No, we're your guardian angels.Copy !req
852. Poor thing has delirium.
Visiting hours are over.Copy !req
853. I'll see you tomorrow, okay?Copy !req
854. So the deal is,
we're supposed to monitor you...Copy !req
855. and make sure you don't revert
to your evil ways.Copy !req
856. But you seem fine now.Copy !req
857. Let's hit the Snack Master in the hall.
You want anything?Copy !req
858. Get me Crunch Nuggets.
They're awesome.Copy !req
859. Thanks, you guys.Copy !req
860. Hit the light.Copy !req
861. Mick! Pnub!
Come guardian me!Copy !req
862. You're right.
Anton screams like a girl.Copy !req
863. Think we should tell him
we painted that?Copy !req
864. Fuck it.
Let's go walk through a nurse.Copy !req
865. Watch it! Some of them are guys.Copy !req