1. - Yeah!Copy !req
2. - Oh my god, Gregory,
oh my god my baby!Copy !req
3. Are you all right, oh say something.Copy !req
4. - Mom?
- yes?Copy !req
5. What is it my little foof?Copy !req
6. - Who's gonna bring the
ice cream mommy?Copy !req
7. - Mom the ice cream man's
here, the ice cream man's here!Copy !req
8. - All right all
right lemme get my change.Copy !req
9. Roger, I don't want you
going into my purse!Copy !req
10. - Sorry mom, won't do it anymore!Copy !req
11. - You get back here right now, Roger!Copy !req
12. - Ice cream!Copy !req
13. Uhm, can I have an orange push-up?Copy !req
14. Hey what's your problem mister?Copy !req
15. - You didn't say please.Copy !req
16. - Yo man, I could be a
grandpa by the timeCopy !req
17. you get your push-up.Copy !req
18. - Can I have my push-up, please?Copy !req
19. - Hey tuna?Copy !req
20. - All right give me your change.Copy !req
21. - Creamsicle.Copy !req
22. - Bomb pop.
- Next.Copy !req
23. - Two creamsicles and a bomb pop.Copy !req
24. - Try some of the
hard-packed, it's pistachio.Copy !req
25. - Yo man, I said two
creamsicles and a bomb pop,Copy !req
26. I don't need nuts, they give me gas.Copy !req
27. That new ice cream
dude's pretty freaky.Copy !req
28. - Maybe he's just different.Copy !req
29. - Good ice cream is good ice cream.Copy !req
30. Come on rocketeers, to the park.Copy !req
31. - Race ya, girls against boys.Copy !req
32. - Last one there is a rotten fart!Copy !req
33. - Oh man...Copy !req
34. - Girls win!Copy !req
35. Hey watch it!
- Hey up yours!Copy !req
36. You had a head start!
- Watch your mouth.Copy !req
37. - At least you're not
the rotten fart again.Copy !req
38. - Hey guys I've been waiting.Copy !req
39. - Hey rocketeer.Copy !req
40. - Hey small Paul.Copy !req
41. - You guys got ice cream huh?Copy !req
42. - Yeah a bomb pop!Copy !req
43. - You
always get bomb pops.Copy !req
44. - They're cool looking.Copy !req
45. - Damn!Copy !req
46. - Tuna, you're not gonna?Copy !req
47. - Oh gross, tuna!Copy !req
48. - Anybody want a bite?Copy !req
49. - No thanks, most viral
contagions are passed throughCopy !req
50. oral submission.Copy !req
51. - Hey small Paul, what's the book?Copy !req
52. - Pied Piper.Copy !req
53. - The kids threw pies at
him, get him, pied Piper!Copy !req
54. - Hardy-hat, tuna.Copy !req
55. - He cleaned the city of rats
by enchanting them with music.Copy !req
56. - Well obviously he missed
one of the big ones.Copy !req
57. - He led them to the
river and they drowned.Copy !req
58. - Then, he got the kids.
- What kids?Copy !req
59. - From the town, the adults
were trying to stiff the PiperCopy !req
60. for the job he did on the rats.Copy !req
61. So instead, the Piper led all
the kids down to the river,Copy !req
62. and drowned them, just like the rats.Copy !req
63. That's what happens when
you don't pay the Piper.Copy !req
64. - Uh actually, I think
the kids got away.Copy !req
65. - Oh, I thought
they all drowned.Copy !req
66. - Nah the kids always get away.Copy !req
67. - Kids.Copy !req
68. - Ice cream man?Copy !req
69. Do you feel okay?Copy !req
70. - Yeah little boy, ice cream
man feels uh, very happy.Copy !req
71. Very, very happy-Copy !req
72. - well, what have we got
here, three weary pilgrimsCopy !req
73. back from a hard days adventure.Copy !req
74. - Hi Mr. Langley.
- Hey Mr. Langley.Copy !req
75. - You okay tuna?Copy !req
76. - Yeah, I just
need a rest after carryingCopy !req
77. these babies home.
- Oh yeah right!Copy !req
78. - Heather darling have
you worked up an appetite?Copy !req
79. - Yes, dad!Copy !req
80. - Well boys if Mrs.
Langley and I had knownCopy !req
81. you were coming we'd have set a place.Copy !req
82. - Oh that's all right,
we gotta get going.Copy !req
83. - Be safe boys, godspeed.Copy !req
84. - Hello puppy.Copy !req
85. Are we having a bad day?Copy !req
86. - Who's there?Copy !req
87. ' Happy day, nurse wharton!Copy !req
88. - Gregory, did you hear my dog?Copy !req
89. - No nurse wharton, I
did not hear your dog.Copy !req
90. - What's that on your nose?Copy !req
91. - It's grenadine, from
my ice cream treats.Copy !req
92. - Well now that's nice
Gregory, that's very nice.Copy !req
93. I swear I heard dinky cry.Copy !req
94. - Well you know nurse
wharton, your hearing is notCopy !req
95. what it used to be.Copy !req
96. I've gotta unpack the truck,
the ice cream melts, bye.Copy !req
97. - Always such a happy
boy, my little Gregory.Copy !req
98. - Happy day, little puppy.Copy !req
99. They'll love you.Copy !req
100. - Did you see this,
my son shoots me deadCopy !req
101. for going 30 in a 25 zone.Copy !req
102. - Hey when I become a cop,
there's no more flesh and bloodCopy !req
103. it's just me and the law.Copy !req
104. - We are very proud of you Jacob.Copy !req
105. - Hmm, very proud!
- Where's racer?Copy !req
106. - Sorry I'm late I was at
Heather's and tuna's momCopy !req
107. picked me up.Copy !req
108. - What kinda name is that, tuna?Copy !req
109. Tuna, tuna, it's so stupid.Copy !req
110. - Now Jacob, tuna is a very nice boy.Copy !req
111. - It's just dumb, I will
admit the twerp does stinkCopy !req
112. like a rotten fish though.Copy !req
113. - Hey hey this is not very
nice dinner conversation.Copy !req
114. Racer, come on eat, here you go.Copy !req
115. - I got it.Copy !req
116. - That is the stupidest
thing I ever heard, tuna.Copy !req
117. Honey, what should we name the kid?Copy !req
118. Oh tuna, there's a good name!
- Hello, oh hi!Copy !req
119. Well no I was just, really?Copy !req
120. You're kidding me!
- Hey stop it at this table.Copy !req
121. - Well maybe he just
lost his way home.Copy !req
122. - Have some respect
at the table you little twerp.Copy !req
123. - No, oh tuna?Copy !req
124. - Will somebody tell
me where I lost control?Copy !req
125. - At Marcy's, okay?
- Honey will you save me?Copy !req
126. - Okay, bye.
- The inmates have taken over.Copy !req
127. - Johnny, did you see
little Roger Smith today?Copy !req
128. - He was at the park, why?Copy !req
129. - Because he hasn't come home
yet his mother's worried sick.Copy !req
130. - Did she call the police?Copy !req
131. - Not yet, Johnny, I
don't want you out afterCopy !req
132. dark anymore okay?
- Oh come on!Copy !req
133. - In fact Jacob, why don't
you and Janet take himCopy !req
134. to the movies tomorrow?
- This is great.Copy !req
135. I'm definitely not going to a g film.Copy !req
136. - Be happy, be happy,
oh happy happy happy!Copy !req
137. Oh happy, happy happy, happy hap!Copy !req
138. - Open wide Gregory, Gregory?Copy !req
139. Gregory?Copy !req
140. Are you all right Gregory?Copy !req
141. Rent's due in a couple of days.Copy !req
142. - Four gallons?Copy !req
143. - Five, and I want rocky road.Copy !req
144. - I'll make it special nurse wharton.Copy !req
145. - I'm glad I can watch
over you Gregory.Copy !req
146. Besides, this old parlor
was starting to look likeCopy !req
147. a lost soul to me.Copy !req
148. I do so wish you'd
plant them in my yard.Copy !req
149. - I will bring the ice cream tomorrow.Copy !req
150. - That'll be just fine.Copy !req
151. - So take the bus
back and don't be late,Copy !req
152. or mom will kill me and then
I'll have to kill you, okay?Copy !req
153. - Yeah yeah no problem.Copy !req
154. - Oh yeah, lose
some weight fish boy.Copy !req
155. - Hey dad.
- Hey, my number one son.Copy !req
156. And his tag team.
- Yeah, we just saw a movie.Copy !req
157. - Oh yeah, what, target to kill?Copy !req
158. - Sleeping beauty.Copy !req
159. - Oh we'll just have to
see that this weekend,Copy !req
160. don't tell your mother.Copy !req
161. Martin cassera.Copy !req
162. Hey gorgeous, keeping that
oven heated up, it's your mom.Copy !req
163. - She's really pretty.
- Martin!Copy !req
164. But I really wanna see you tonight.Copy !req
165. - Yeah I can't wait.Copy !req
166. I'll see you tonight then.Copy !req
167. Well, dad's gotta get back to work.Copy !req
168. But, ah ah ah, later.Copy !req
169. Bye.Copy !req
170. - Bye.
- Thanks, dad.Copy !req
171. Oh and um, by the way what's
mom cooking in the oven?Copy !req
172. - Come on tuna.Copy !req
173. - We got a missing kid,
thought maybe you might've seenCopy !req
174. something, little guy never
made it home from the parkCopy !req
175. last night.Copy !req
176. - Oh no, have any leads?Copy !req
177. - It's classified ice
cream man, it's classified.Copy !req
178. - Listen all I want you to do
is keep your eyes open for us.Copy !req
179. - Sure, who am I looking for?
- Anything strange.Copy !req
180. So how about some of that
world-famous hard backCopy !req
181. I've been hearing about?
- It's rocky road today.Copy !req
182. - Do me two scoops on a sugar cone.Copy !req
183. - It'll be two dollars.Copy !req
184. - You
got a buck I can bum?Copy !req
185. Go check with the neighbors...Copy !req
186. - Here you go detective, just for you.Copy !req
187. - Hey now that's an ice cream cone!Copy !req
188. Hmm, what's in it?Copy !req
189. - It's classified
officer, classified.Copy !req
190. - Oh you're a quick one, ice
cream man, you're a quick one.Copy !req
191. - What do you think officer?Copy !req
192. - Don't worry about
it lady we'll find your boy.Copy !req
193. - Can we buy you an ice cream?
- No thanks.Copy !req
194. - Can we buy you an ice cream?Copy !req
195. - What I was trying to cheer her up.Copy !req
196. - Ladies first.Copy !req
197. My, I'd like to buy a
gallon of your hard pack?Copy !req
198. Do you deliver?Copy !req
199. - No.Copy !req
200. - 149, that cute little
house right over there.Copy !req
201. Come anytime.Copy !req
202. Charming, 149.Copy !req
203. - Man she stinks.
- Oh you should talk.Copy !req
204. - I wonder how many whales they killedCopy !req
205. to make all that perfume.Copy !req
206. - They don't kill whales
for perfume anymore.Copy !req
207. - Next.
- What, whales and perfume?Copy !req
208. - Next!Copy !req
209. - Um, three hard packs and a bomb pop.Copy !req
210. - Make mine a fudgcicle.Copy !req
211. - Yeah and make mine a hard pack.Copy !req
212. - Risky of you.Copy !req
213. - Uhm, all right, three
hard packs and a fudgcicle.Copy !req
214. - Plain, sugar, or a new waffle cone?Copy !req
215. - Uhm, sugar.
- Sugar.Copy !req
216. - I'll have plain.Copy !req
217. - Actually, make mine plain too.Copy !req
218. - Any other alterations?Copy !req
219. Three hard packs, and your fudgcicle.Copy !req
220. - Last one on the
hill is a smelly fart.Copy !req
221. - Oh man...Copy !req
222. - 149...Copy !req
223. - There are no bad days,
Gregory, only happy,Copy !req
224. happy, happy days.Copy !req
225. Now, what kind of day
are you having Gregory?Copy !req
226. - Uh guys I'm gonna go in alone okay?Copy !req
227. - Can we play tomorrow?Copy !req
228. - Yeah, yeah.
- All right.Copy !req
229. - I'll see you guys later okay?Copy !req
230. - All right, later.Copy !req
231. - Heather, Heather, come quickly!Copy !req
232. The archangel Gabriel's speaking
through your mother again.Copy !req
233. Heather?Copy !req
234. - Hey you know, Heather's
been acting a lot weirderCopy !req
235. around her mom lately.Copy !req
236. - Well her father being
a minister, all the moreCopy !req
237. they just talk about god.Copy !req
238. - No but that's not it,
it's just, I don't know,Copy !req
239. she's just, acting weird.Copy !req
240. - Anybody for ice cream.Copy !req
241. - Nah, we just had ice cream.Copy !req
242. - Can you ever have
too much ice cream?Copy !req
243. - Impossible.Copy !req
244. - Nah, I gotta get home,
my mom's gonna kill me.Copy !req
245. - Come into my house
with small Paul and me.Copy !req
246. - I gotta get home.Copy !req
247. - Tuna?Copy !req
248. - Ah, my mom certainly gets
mad about all the ice creamCopy !req
249. I spill on my shirts.Copy !req
250. - Last one there is a
string of squint snot!Copy !req
251. - What, now small Paul's trying
to pin the rotten egg on me.Copy !req
252. I'll see if I ever invite
you to my birthday party.Copy !req
253. - What, I didn't do anything.Copy !req
254. - Hello?Copy !req
255. - Oh, well well.Copy !req
256. What do we have here,
want some ice cream?Copy !req
257. - Uhm, uhm, maybe not.Copy !req
258. It's too close to dinner.Copy !req
259. - Ah come on, what's
your favorite flavor.Copy !req
260. Oh no wait wait let me
guess, let me guess,Copy !req
261. don't say anything, I uh,
it's uhm, I can taste it!Copy !req
262. Butter brickle.Copy !req
263. - How'd you know that?Copy !req
264. - Because it's my favorite flavor too.Copy !req
265. - Wow.Copy !req
266. - You like my ice cream truck?Copy !req
267. - Yeah, I never saw
the insides before.Copy !req
268. - You know, it's hard to meet
friends when you're alwaysCopy !req
269. stuck on the inside.Copy !req
270. - I know, I had to stay inside
a lot when I was little.Copy !req
271. Because I was really sick.Copy !req
272. That's why I'm so small.Copy !req
273. - You know, I was sick
too when I was little.Copy !req
274. But I'm better now.Copy !req
275. Here you go!Copy !req
276. - Wow, I don't think I
have enough money for that.Copy !req
277. - My treat.Copy !req
278. Hey little boy, you want
some free ice cream?Copy !req
279. Ah this little fella got
hurt, I'm gonna take himCopy !req
280. to the hospital.Copy !req
281. Hey!Copy !req
282. Hey, hey hey!Copy !req
283. You little turds are
gonna have to learnCopy !req
284. you can't run from the ice cream man,Copy !req
285. I know where you live,
you tell anybody,Copy !req
286. I'm gonna get your mom and dad!Copy !req
287. - Who's that?Copy !req
288. What's the matter?Copy !req
289. How long have you been here?Copy !req
290. - All night.Copy !req
291. The ice cream man, he...Copy !req
292. He, he, he killed the park guy!Copy !req
293. - He killed small Paul.Copy !req
294. - So what do we do?Copy !req
295. - My dad will know what to do.Copy !req
296. - He's out there.Copy !req
297. - I'll follow you to your
house, and go throughCopy !req
298. the backyards to let
you to mine, come on.Copy !req
299. - I drove by the bank an
hour ago and the whole placeCopy !req
300. was shut up, dark as a tomb.Copy !req
301. - So, I drove by
the bar after I got off,Copy !req
302. what of it?Copy !req
303. - Oh so now the story changes
to you left work on time,Copy !req
304. but you hung out at a
bar for four hours?Copy !req
305. Mister, shoes on the
porch, you know the rules.Copy !req
306. - No, I worked late
and then I got one at the bar.Copy !req
307. - Mom, I saw—
- come on Marion!Copy !req
308. Just admit it, you think
I'm seeing someone else.Copy !req
309. - Think, I know you're
seeing somebody else Martin,Copy !req
310. come on Martin, who is it, tell me.Copy !req
311. - Let's not do this again.Copy !req
312. - Dad I—Copy !req
313. - not now, Chris, go to your room!Copy !req
314. - But dad!Copy !req
315. - I said go to your room.Copy !req
316. I knew you'd had problems
with my longer hours.Copy !req
317. - Come on, why don't you
just admit it, stop workingCopy !req
318. the facade.Copy !req
319. - How many times
we gotta go through this.Copy !req
320. - To hell with you.Copy !req
321. - Oh sure that'll solve
everything huh, to hell with me?Copy !req
322. Come over here, don't
walk away from me.Copy !req
323. You know Marion, I got
news for you, and I know,Copy !req
324. that you're gonna think...Copy !req
325. What the hell is that ice
cream dork doing out this late?Copy !req
326. - Come on tuna let's go, we
gotta make it to the storeCopy !req
327. and back before my pinochle game.Copy !req
328. - All right all right, I'm coming.Copy !req
329. - Well let's go then.Copy !req
330. God tuna you can make a
mess, go find another pair,Copy !req
331. come on let's go.Copy !req
332. Hey Sam.Copy !req
333. - Morning miss cassera,
nice to see you.Copy !req
334. Here you go, thanks honey.Copy !req
335. - Mom!Copy !req
336. - Oh oh excuse me, what do
you think of this color.Copy !req
337. I don't know either, I mean
according to my color chartsCopy !req
338. it should work, but last time
I followed those I ended upCopy !req
339. looking like a clown
spotted with cherry syrup.Copy !req
340. - Cherry syrup is good, looks
good on you, get a dozen!Copy !req
341. Where's the fatty?Copy !req
342. - It's okay little fella,
I'm not gonna hurt you.Copy !req
343. - What on earth do you
suppose he was running from?Copy !req
344. - I don't know.Copy !req
345. - Well maybe you should
go in and talk with him,Copy !req
346. I'm sure once you do that we
can get to the bottom of this.Copy !req
347. By the way, you're not gonna
take this to court are you?Copy !req
348. - Chris what happened.Copy !req
349. Oh honey I'm here.Copy !req
350. Don't worry now come on
tell me what happened.Copy !req
351. Chris, unless you tell
me what happened,Copy !req
352. mommy can't help you.Copy !req
353. - He said he'd kill you if I told.Copy !req
354. - What, who said that?Copy !req
355. - The ice cream man.Copy !req
356. He killed small Paul last night.Copy !req
357. - Oh my god, oh honey.Copy !req
358. - Nice to see you again officers.Copy !req
359. - You Gregory tudor?
- Yes, yes I am.Copy !req
360. - Give him the warrant.Copy !req
361. - Can I keep this?Copy !req
362. - You got any large
dogs, ice cream man?Copy !req
363. - No.Copy !req
364. Why the search officers?Copy !req
365. - I want you
go through everything,Copy !req
366. you find any hollowed doors or floors,Copy !req
367. bust 'em open, you got it?Copy !req
368. - Yes sir.Copy !req
369. - Hell I remember getting ice
cream here when I was a kid.Copy !req
370. Who was the guy who owned it?Copy !req
371. - Brickle, butch brickle.Copy !req
372. - Oh yeah the ice cream king.Copy !req
373. It's nice to see somebody's
opening the place up again.Copy !req
374. Well sounds like we're
missing out on all the fun.Copy !req
375. - Oh, that, that, hey, hey!Copy !req
376. Could you search a little,
uh, more careful please.Copy !req
377. More careful?Copy !req
378. Hey uhm...Copy !req
379. This is a collectable.Copy !req
380. - Jesus, hate to get
my hand caught in that.Copy !req
381. - I use it to chop nuts.Copy !req
382. - Did you find, did you find anything?Copy !req
383. - There's nothing
down here sir.Copy !req
384. - Do you realize how long it
takes to make butter brickle?Copy !req
385. - Well
ice cream man, we're sorry,Copy !req
386. we didn't find anything.Copy !req
387. - Are you sorry you didn't
find anything and wrecked myCopy !req
388. place, or are you just sorry
you didn't find anything.Copy !req
389. - You boys have the wrong
house, I'm the one withCopy !req
390. the missing dog.
- Whoa, hold it, hold it.Copy !req
391. - Where were you last
night around six?Copy !req
392. - He was here,
working to pay his rent.Copy !req
393. Why are you bothering this poor boy.Copy !req
394. I'm the one with the missing dog.Copy !req
395. - Who are you?Copy !req
396. - I'm nurse wharton,
Gregory's landlord,Copy !req
397. neighbor and guardian,
serve and protect my ass.Copy !req
398. - You have to understand,
the people get pretty uptightCopy !req
399. when there's a missing child involved.Copy !req
400. - But I'm the ice cream man.Copy !req
401. I make children happy.Copy !req
402. Today you ruined the
happiness of those childrenCopy !req
403. for many days to come.Copy !req
404. Do you understand the consequences?Copy !req
405. - You know I never thought
about it like that.Copy !req
406. - Yeah I bet you didn't.Copy !req
407. - You call this number tomorrow,
tell 'em what happened.Copy !req
408. I'm sure that the city
is gonna help you.Copy !req
409. - What about my dog?Copy !req
410. - You know, those
daisies are magnificent,Copy !req
411. how do you do that?Copy !req
412. - Actually I chop up policemen
and use 'em as fertilizer,Copy !req
413. they make great fertilizer.Copy !req
414. - You know, there's something
weird going on here.Copy !req
415. Get some background on that guy.Copy !req
416. - You got a hunch?Copy !req
417. - I might, let's put a
tail on him anyway.Copy !req
418. - You know, I'm sure your
dog is around here somewhere.Copy !req
419. - That's very sweet of you
Gregory, you have a happy day.Copy !req
420. - Remember, no bad days
Gregory, only happy,Copy !req
421. happy happy days!Copy !req
422. - Oh no, don't don't worry,
I'm not gonna hurt you.Copy !req
423. What do you think little boy?Copy !req
424. - Are you having a bad day?Copy !req
425. - Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
426. Not every day is a happy
happy happy day.Copy !req
427. Ice cream professor?Copy !req
428. - Butter brickle.Copy !req
429. - He's gotta keep quiet.Copy !req
430. - Suffer little children,
Jesus, so wisely admonishedCopy !req
431. his disciples on the coasts
of judea, suffer not to comeCopy !req
432. onto thee, for of such
is the kingdom of heaven.Copy !req
433. Always remember that
neither death nor power,Copy !req
434. nor hate, nor any
creature shall be ableCopy !req
435. to separate us from the love
of god which eternally restsCopy !req
436. in Christ, Jesus, our lord and savior.Copy !req
437. Let us pray.Copy !req
438. - I told the police
everything, they'll get him.Copy !req
439. - Yeah but I'm still
grounded for a month.Copy !req
440. - Hey don't worry, there
might be an openingCopy !req
441. in the rocketeers.
- Hey guys, let's go.Copy !req
442. - Small Paul's dead.Copy !req
443. - No one else
seems to think anything's wrong.Copy !req
444. - But how could
they let him go?Copy !req
445. - All I know, is I'm
not letting him get us.Copy !req
446. All the grown-ups worry
about their stupid problems.Copy !req
447. - What we need to do,
is catch him on film.Copy !req
448. - Since when do kids
go trailing murderers?Copy !req
449. We're just kids we'll get
killed, just like small Paul.Copy !req
450. - Look tuna, I know you've
been through a lot moreCopy !req
451. than we have but we
gotta do something.Copy !req
452. - Why why is it up to us,
why can't we just stayCopy !req
453. in our backyards and
just keep away from him.Copy !req
454. - Because we're the rocketeers
and we stick together.Copy !req
455. - We're doing this.
- The three of us.Copy !req
456. - We'll need a camera, we
can take a picture of himCopy !req
457. and give it to the police.Copy !req
458. - Hang on I think I can get one.Copy !req
459. - That was a bird?
- I can't do bird calls.Copy !req
460. - But you said you could!Copy !req
461. - But I don't wanna look stupid.Copy !req
462. - I got news for you.
- Shut up!Copy !req
463. - Ssshht, I can hear you guys
all the way in the backyard,Copy !req
464. let's go!Copy !req
465. Okay guys it's 11:45, we've
been out for 35 minutes.Copy !req
466. - Let's take a break.Copy !req
467. - You know, maybe the
ice cream man thinks he'sCopy !req
468. the pied Piper.Copy !req
469. - Huh?Copy !req
470. - Well he drives around in
his truck playing the music,Copy !req
471. and all the kids come running.Copy !req
472. But then if he catches
one of them alone—Copy !req
473. - yeah well uhm, let's
not talk about right now.Copy !req
474. - Get down!Copy !req
475. Let's go.Copy !req
476. - Come on tuna!Copy !req
477. - Tuna, come on!Copy !req
478. - Where the hell is he going?
- Ssshh!Copy !req
479. Small Paul!Copy !req
480. - I wanna go back, I wanna go back!Copy !req
481. What's he doing to small Paul?Copy !req
482. - I don't know,
I can't tell, what is it?Copy !req
483. - It's...Copy !req
484. It's ice cream.Copy !req
485. - I'm fixing up a little
party for you.Copy !req
486. Yeah you're gonna
like this one.Copy !req
487. Looks like you got a lot of friends.Copy !req
488. I didn't know how
much ice cream to bring,Copy !req
489. you can pass it out later.Copy !req
490. I'm doing really good.Copy !req
491. Yeah, they love ice cream.Copy !req
492. It's gonna be a good summer.Copy !req
493. Hey would you mind your business,
I'm talking to somebody.Copy !req
494. You guys having a party?Copy !req
495. You having a happy, happy day?Copy !req
496. It sure is getting noisy around here.Copy !req
497. - Butch brickle, ice cream king.Copy !req
498. - Let's go.
- Okay.Copy !req
499. - 149.Copy !req
500. - I lost track of tuna,
we'd better get back.Copy !req
501. - You go.Copy !req
502. - What?
- I'll be fine.Copy !req
503. Just gimme your bike
so I can have a rocket.Copy !req
504. - I don't think so.Copy !req
505. - Don't worry, I'm a rocketeer.Copy !req
506. Just make sure tuna
didn't fall or something.Copy !req
507. Meet me back here,
all right, and hurry.Copy !req
508. - Tuna you okay?Copy !req
509. - No!Copy !req
510. - What's wrong?Copy !req
511. - My sides are killing me
and I feel like I wanna puke.Copy !req
512. Hey where's Heather?Copy !req
513. - I left her back at
the ice cream truck.Copy !req
514. - Small Paul?Copy !req
515. - Holy shit, the kid's got a gun!Copy !req
516. This isn't a game boys, there's
a child stalker out thereCopy !req
517. and you two are
playing cops and robbers.Copy !req
518. - But what about
Heather she's gonna die,Copy !req
519. the ice cream man's got her!Copy !req
520. - I've already called it
in, there's someone alreadyCopy !req
521. on the way to her house.Copy !req
522. - Her house, she's not at her house!Copy !req
523. - Hey!Copy !req
524. You guys wanna end
up on the milk carton?Copy !req
525. - I'm sorry to disturb
you reverend Langley,Copy !req
526. but we had a report that your
daughter Heather was missing.Copy !req
527. - No she's tucked away in
bed, has been all night.Copy !req
528. What's the matter Charles?Copy !req
529. - I hate to do this sir, but
could you please check on her?Copy !req
530. - She's sleeping like a baby.Copy !req
531. Come to church on Sunday Charles,Copy !req
532. I'm giving a sermon on trust.Copy !req
533. - Damn!Copy !req
534. - The Langley girl is
fine, sleeping like a baby.Copy !req
535. - 10-4.Copy !req
536. - Look boys, enough of these stories.Copy !req
537. - But—Copy !req
538. - first the ice cream man
kills the weatherly boy,Copy !req
539. and now the Langley girl?Copy !req
540. I mean we've had it up to here.Copy !req
541. - When do you want 'em?
- It says one hour.Copy !req
542. - You could get hard
duplicates, or you could ourCopy !req
543. eight hour service for,Copy !req
544. 10, it depends on how
many exposures come out.Copy !req
545. - I need those immediately.Copy !req
546. - Four by six oversize, is?Copy !req
547. 14 bucks, three by five regular?Copy !req
548. - How soon?Copy !req
549. - One hour.Copy !req
550. 14 bucks, one day,Copy !req
551. 12.Copy !req
552. - Back in an hour.Copy !req
553. The ice cream man is like
the pied Piper, only evil.Copy !req
554. - What?Copy !req
555. - You know he drives
around in this truck,Copy !req
556. temping all the kids,
and they follow him.Copy !req
557. And slowly he gets rids
of them, like rats.Copy !req
558. - Hah, another!Copy !req
559. - Lovely, we only need 10
dollars worth of quarters,Copy !req
560. then we can pick up the film.Copy !req
561. - I think we got it!Copy !req
562. - Oh yeah!
- Johnny!Copy !req
563. What the hell are you
doing with my camera?Copy !req
564. Where's the film?Copy !req
565. I'll start with you?Copy !req
566. Where's the film?
- Oh here.Copy !req
567. - Let's go, come on
I got it, let's go!Copy !req
568. - Hey, get that hunk
ofjunk outta here.Copy !req
569. Hey, hey ice cream man!Copy !req
570. Come on let's go, I'm in a hurry here.Copy !req
571. Go, come on this isn't a parking lot.Copy !req
572. Hey, ice cream man!Copy !req
573. This is not a hunk ofjunk!Copy !req
574. - Well hello.Copy !req
575. If I had known this was delivery day,Copy !req
576. why that stand in would've
never made it through the door.Copy !req
577. - I brought you something special.Copy !req
578. - Oh, sounds yummy.Copy !req
579. You know, we should swap recipes,Copy !req
580. creamsicle for custard pie.Copy !req
581. - Well I check out ice cream
man, couldn't find squat.Copy !req
582. But that weird lady with the dog.Copy !req
583. I remember she was just
as flipped as he was.Copy !req
584. - You're
talking about the nurse.Copy !req
585. - Yeah nurse wharton.Copy !req
586. I called and checked
on her nursing license,Copy !req
587. she had a career from 1950 to 1993.Copy !req
588. Spent the last 20 at some
private clinic calledCopy !req
589. wishing well, for the
mentally disturbed.Copy !req
590. - I can't believe those
little perverts,Copy !req
591. what the hell were they
doing developing my pictures.Copy !req
592. - Oh my god!Copy !req
593. - I'm gonna kill those bastards.Copy !req
594. - You know, this is the whole
secret to making ice cream.Copy !req
595. It's this kinda secret
ingredient I put in it.Copy !req
596. Here come on let's go put it in.Copy !req
597. You gotta just dump a
little bit of this stuff in.Copy !req
598. Makes it sweet, see, you gotta
just put a little bit in,Copy !req
599. it's the, special amount you put in.Copy !req
600. Now, the trick is, is
stirring it in just right.Copy !req
601. Would you like to stir?Copy !req
602. - Yeah.Copy !req
603. - All right, here you go.Copy !req
604. Oh now watch your hand, that blade,Copy !req
605. that blade will take
your hand right off.Copy !req
606. There you go.Copy !req
607. Cool!Copy !req
608. - Do you really think your
brother's gonna pick upCopy !req
609. those pictures without
looking at them?Copy !req
610. - I don't know, he's stupid enough.Copy !req
611. - Well what happens if
he's not?Copy !req
612. Geez what are you, stupid?Copy !req
613. - Did you see the truck?
- No.Copy !req
614. I gotta get home.Copy !req
615. If my mom finds out
I snuck out again—Copy !req
616. - we'll ride with you.Copy !req
617. - I'll be fine.
- We're riding with you.Copy !req
618. - Yeah, things aren't the
same as they used to beCopy !req
619. around here, more patients have died,Copy !req
620. and some pockets dried up.Copy !req
621. Hmm, of course when
you die, you'll dry up.Copy !req
622. - Why all the plastic flowers?Copy !req
623. - Because real ones die.Copy !req
624. We want happy patients.Copy !req
625. - So do you do shock therapy lobotomy,Copy !req
626. like that cuckoo movie?Copy !req
627. - Oh, we believe in
keeping our patients happy.Copy !req
628. We believe in compassion.Copy !req
629. - Help me!Copy !req
630. - Shut up!Copy !req
631. - You remember a nurse wharton?Copy !req
632. - Do I, oh oh oh!Copy !req
633. Hell everybody did!Copy !req
634. - What was it that
everybody liked so muchCopy !req
635. about nurse wharton?Copy !req
636. - She gave everybody
ice cream, when the painCopy !req
637. and the loneliness came,
she cared for the patient.Copy !req
638. Gregory was her favorite.Copy !req
639. - Greqoty?Copy !req
640. Gregory tudor?Copy !req
641. - Oh god, do something!Copy !req
642. - Anthony's getting out of hand.Copy !req
643. I must ask you two to leave.Copy !req
644. This is not a happy day.Copy !req
645. - Oh my god.Copy !req
646. - Remember, only happy days.Copy !req
647. - A bad day gentlemen, a very bad day!Copy !req
648. Ha ha ha, come out come
out wherever you are,Copy !req
649. come out come out wherever you are,Copy !req
650. come out come out wherever you are.Copy !req
651. - Only happy days.Copy !req
652. Only happy days.Copy !req
653. - Let's get outta here,
I'll report it toCopy !req
654. the county sheriffs, this
isn't our jurisdiction.Copy !req
655. - Go get-Copy !req
656. - all right I'll meet you at the car.Copy !req
657. - No one leaves the wishing
well, doctor's orders!Copy !req
658. - Ah, they're everywhere!Copy !req
659. Cloverdale, this is detective
maldwyn, riverside pd.Copy !req
660. Emergency, repeat, emergency!Copy !req
661. - Go ahead detective.Copy !req
662. - Yeah we're at the
wishing well hospital,Copy !req
663. get some people down here quick.Copy !req
664. - Do you have an
address on the wishing well?Copy !req
665. - Get off of me, get off of me!Copy !req
666. Stay, get in!Copy !req
667. Come on let's get outta here.Copy !req
668. Get away, go!Copy !req
669. - Come on tuna!
- Be quiet.Copy !req
670. I'm moving as fast as I can.Copy !req
671. - That's your fastest?
- Shut up!Copy !req
672. - No you shut up!Copy !req
673. Oh crap!
- Back to the Johnny's!Copy !req
674. Go, hurry up!
- Hurry, hurry!Copy !req
675. Don't stop peadling!Copy !req
676. He's gonna run us over, go!Copy !req
677. - Patrolling for tuna.Copy !req
678. You're ice cream.Copy !req
679. - Okay pump it.Copy !req
680. One more time.Copy !req
681. Good, all right shut it off.Copy !req
682. - Jacob, Jacob, call the
police, call the police,Copy !req
683. the ice cream man just got tuna!Copy !req
684. - Calm down, calm down,
we can't call the police.Copy !req
685. - Call the—Copy !req
686. - you're the guys who cried wolf.Copy !req
687. Look, besides we
don't have any evidence,Copy !req
688. and obviously either do the police,Copy !req
689. or they would have him by now, so,Copy !req
690. this is my chance to mess him up.Copy !req
691. - Come on, we gotta do something.Copy !req
692. - Cut the lone ranger shit,
you're not a police officer.Copy !req
693. - Janet, I got the gun,
the badge will follow.Copy !req
694. - Oh no.
- Listen.Copy !req
695. You guys, you're gonna
get in the car all right,Copy !req
696. anything goes wrong, all
you have to do is call inCopy !req
697. the radio, you call in
for backup all right.Copy !req
698. - Hurry!
- All right.Copy !req
699. - Look I think we should
just call the police.Copy !req
700. - No look let's just
go help the fat kidCopy !req
701. while there's still time,
get in the car,Copy !req
702. please I need you to look
after these two.Copy !req
703. - There's still no sign
of Charlie or Gus?Copy !req
704. - No word.Copy !req
705. - Well get some backup over
at the ice cream parlor.Copy !req
706. And keep trying to
reach those officers.Copy !req
707. - Who is he?Copy !req
708. - The king.Copy !req
709. - Yes.
- He's like the pied Piper.Copy !req
710. Chases away all the bad,
and leaves a world of good.Copy !req
711. ' Yes!Copy !req
712. - Now it's illegal to use
this channel unless you're pd,Copy !req
713. so nobody calls in unless
it's an emergency, okay?Copy !req
714. Now this is serious.Copy !req
715. I want you all to stay in
the car no matter what,Copy !req
716. you hear shots or screams
or anything funny,Copy !req
717. you press the button, you radio it in,Copy !req
718. and then you hit my alarm okay?Copy !req
719. It sounds like a police siren.Copy !req
720. - Be careful.Copy !req
721. - Sounds like we got a
customer, come on!Copy !req
722. I'll be right back.Copy !req
723. - What's he doing?
- I don't know.Copy !req
724. But he'd better get the
hell outta there soon!Copy !req
725. Come on Jacob.Copy !req
726. - Hiya honey!Copy !req
727. Now that's what I call a brain freeze.Copy !req
728. Creamsicle?Copy !req
729. This is gonna be fun.Copy !req
730. - Come on!Copy !req
731. Come on!Copy !req
732. - Wait!Copy !req
733. - How are we gonna get outta here?Copy !req
734. - I know, we'll find a way,
we'll find a way outta here.Copy !req
735. - Psst, hey
kids, over here, I'm a cop!Copy !req
736. What are you doing running
from the ice cream man.Copy !req
737. Don't you know that he
slaves day and nightCopy !req
738. to make his treats for you?Copy !req
739. It's like big ice always
said, you can't always findCopy !req
740. a sweet kid, but you
can make a kid sweet!Copy !req
741. - Come on, please, come on!Copy !req
742. - Hey kids don't you
know there's a curfew?Copy !req
743. Kids, always getting in trouble.Copy !req
744. Kinda makes your head spin.Copy !req
745. Yeah, looks like yours spun right off!Copy !req
746. Boy, I didn't know you oops had
such a Hardy sense of humor.Copy !req
747. That's us, Hardy.Copy !req
748. Good humor!Copy !req
749. Shut up, you're not funny.Copy !req
750. - I can't get over it!Copy !req
751. - Don't you know you can't run
from the long arm of the law?Copy !req
752. - Oh shit, oh shit!
- Come on!Copy !req
753. - Hey frank, you can't
just jump on women,Copy !req
754. you gotta take it slow, charm 'em.Copy !req
755. I guess two heads
aren't better than one.Copy !req
756. - Where do we go?
- There.Copy !req
757. - Hey guys!Copy !req
758. - Gregory?Copy !req
759. What's all this infernal racket?Copy !req
760. - Sorry nurse wharton.Copy !req
761. Some of the neighborhood
kids wanted to playCopy !req
762. hide and seek, I told 'em
it was too late but they...Copy !req
763. - Oh my little Gregor always
so kind to the little children.Copy !req
764. - We'll try to be more quiet.Copy !req
765. - Okay, good luck.Copy !req
766. - What are we gonna do.
- Ssshh, just stay quiet.Copy !req
767. - He's gonna get us, he's gonna get usCopy !req
768. just like everybody else.
- No!Copy !req
769. There's somebody in there.
- Let's get help!Copy !req
770. - Hurry, open up, open up!
- Open, please, hurry up!Copy !req
771. - What is all this noise?Copy !req
772. - He's after us.
- The ice cream man!Copy !req
773. - Oh my, quick, quick we'll
have to hide you, come on.Copy !req
774. Come on inside quickly, hide
and seek, hide and seek.Copy !req
775. - We're over at the
spodak house, we have a reportCopy !req
776. of three missing kids now.Copy !req
777. - I don't give a damn.Copy !req
778. Warrant or not we're going in.Copy !req
779. - You kids don't wanna play
with the ice cream man?Copy !req
780. You like his treats, but
you don't stick by himCopy !req
781. when he needs you?Copy !req
782. Oh who died and made you prince?Copy !req
783. What, are you trying to run?Copy !req
784. No, you can't run
from the ice cream man.Copy !req
785. If you do that, you
won't get any ice cream.Copy !req
786. - Hey!Copy !req
787. Freeze, I mean it!Copy !req
788. - Kiddo, you want some ice cream?Copy !req
789. Yeah how about some ice cream huh?Copy !req
790. Yeah you like that.Copy !req
791. This one's mine.Copy !req
792. - You keep that
kid visible at all times.Copy !req
793. - Let me see the kid!Copy !req
794. - I hate the
term blueberry man.Copy !req
795. - Check the back.Copy !req
796. - Well, where was I?Copy !req
797. - Psst, Gregory.
- Ah, my little twin pops.Copy !req
798. - No he'll kill us!Copy !req
799. - Gregory wins hide
and seek, Gregory wins!Copy !req
800. - Gregory!
- Butch?Copy !req
801. Butch brickle?Copy !req
802. Ice cream man?Copy !req
803. - Now Gregory, you're
going to be with usCopy !req
804. a very long time, and I want
you to get something straight,Copy !req
805. there are no bad days
here at wishing well,Copy !req
806. only happy days, what kind of
a day are you having Gregory?Copy !req
807. - Gregory?Copy !req
808. - It's a happy day.Copy !req
809. Thanks ice cream man.Copy !req
810. Happy, happy day-Copy !req
811. - who's the pied Piper
now ice cream dick?Copy !req
812. - Did you find my dog?Copy !req
813. - Small Paul!Copy !req
814. - Where's Gregory?Copy !req
815. - Hi Johnny.Copy !req
816. Hey guys-
- hey.Copy !req
817. - Hi.Copy !req
818. - Woo.
- Oh thanks.Copy !req
819. You ready?Copy !req
820. Let's do it.Copy !req
821. - All right.Copy !req
822. - Wow.Copy !req
823. - All right, yeah!
- Welcome to you.Copy !req
824. - So where's small Paul?Copy !req
825. - Where else?Copy !req
826. Therapy-Copy !req