1. Yeah!Copy !req
2. Oh my god, Gregory, oh my god, my baby!Copy !req
3. Are you all right, oh say something.Copy !req
4. Mom?Copy !req
5. Yes?Copy !req
6. What is it, my little foof?Copy !req
7. Who's gonna bring the ice cream, mommy?Copy !req
8. Mom, the ice cream man's
here, the ice cream man's here!Copy !req
9. All right all
right, lemme get my change.Copy !req
10. Roger, I don't want you
going into my purse!Copy !req
11. Sorry mom, won't do it anymore!Copy !req
12. You get back here right now, Roger!Copy !req
13. Ice cream!Copy !req
14. Um, can I have an orange push-up?Copy !req
15. Hey, what's your problem, mister?Copy !req
16. You didn't say please.Copy !req
17. Yo man, I could be a grandpa by the timeCopy !req
18. you get your push-up.Copy !req
19. Can I have my push-up, please?Copy !req
20. Hey, Tuna?Copy !req
21. All right, give me your change.Copy !req
22. Creamsicle.Copy !req
23. Bomb pop.Copy !req
24. Next.Copy !req
25. Two creamsicles and a bomb pop.Copy !req
26. Try some of the hard-packed,Copy !req
27. it's pistachio.Copy !req
28. Yo man, I said two
creamsicles and a bomb pop,Copy !req
29. I don't need nuts, they give me gas.Copy !req
30. That new ice cream dude's pretty freaky.Copy !req
31. Maybe he's just different.Copy !req
32. Good ice cream is good ice cream.Copy !req
33. Come on Rocketeers, to the park.Copy !req
34. Race ya, girls against boys.Copy !req
35. Last one there is a rotten fart!Copy !req
36. Oh man.Copy !req
37. Girls win!Copy !req
38. Hey, watch it!Copy !req
39. Hey, up yours!Copy !req
40. You had a head start!Copy !req
41. Watch your mouth.Copy !req
42. At least you're not the rotten fart again.Copy !req
43. Hey, guys I've been waiting.Copy !req
44. Hey, Rocketeer.Copy !req
45. Hey, Small Paul.Copy !req
46. You guys got ice cream, huh?Copy !req
47. Yeah, a bomb pop!Copy !req
48. You always get bomb pops.Copy !req
49. They're cool looking.Copy !req
50. Damn!Copy !req
51. Tuna, you're not gonna...Copy !req
52. Oh gross, Tuna!Copy !req
53. Anybody want a bite?Copy !req
54. No, thanks, most viral contagionsCopy !req
55. are passed through oral submission.Copy !req
56. Hey, Small Paul, what's the book?Copy !req
57. \'Pied Piper\".Copy !req
58. The kids threw pies at
him, get him, \'Pied Piper\"!Copy !req
59. Hardy-har, Tuna.Copy !req
60. He cleaned the city of rats
by enchanting them with music.Copy !req
61. Well obviously he missed
one of the big ones.Copy !req
62. He led them to the
river and they drowned.Copy !req
63. Then, he got the kids.Copy !req
64. What kids?Copy !req
65. From the town, the adults
were trying to stiff the PiperCopy !req
66. for the job he did on the rats.Copy !req
67. So instead, the Piper led all
the kids down to the river,Copy !req
68. and drowned them, just like the rats.Copy !req
69. That's what happens when
you don't pay the piper.Copy !req
70. Uh actually, I think the kids got away.Copy !req
71. Oh, I thought they all drowned.Copy !req
72. Nah the kids always get away.Copy !req
73. Kids.Copy !req
74. Ice cream man?Copy !req
75. Do you feel okay?Copy !req
76. Yeah, little boy, ice cream
man feels uh, very happy.Copy !req
77. Very, very happy.Copy !req
78. Well, what have we got
here, three weary pilgrimsCopy !req
79. back from a hard days adventure.Copy !req
80. Hi Mr. Langley.Copy !req
81. Hey, Mr. Langley.Copy !req
82. You okay, Tuna?Copy !req
83. Yeah, I just
need a rest after carryingCopy !req
84. these babies home.Copy !req
85. Oh yeah right!Copy !req
86. Heather darling have
you worked up an appetite?Copy !req
87. Yes, dad!Copy !req
88. - Well, boys, if Mrs.
Langley and I had knownCopy !req
89. you were coming we'd have set a place.Copy !req
90. Oh that's all
right, we gotta get going.Copy !req
91. Be safe boys, godspeed.Copy !req
92. Hello, puppy.Copy !req
93. Are we having a bad day?Copy !req
94. Who's there?Copy !req
95. Happy day, Nurse Wharton!Copy !req
96. Gregory, did you hear my dog?Copy !req
97. No, Nurse Wharton, I
did not hear your dog.Copy !req
98. What's that on your nose?Copy !req
99. It's grenadine, from
my ice cream treats.Copy !req
100. Well now that's nice
Gregory, that's very nice.Copy !req
101. I swear I heard Dinky cry.Copy !req
102. Well you know Nurse
Wharton, your hearing is notCopy !req
103. what it used to be.Copy !req
104. I've gotta unpack the truck,
the ice cream melts, bye.Copy !req
105. Always such a happy
boy, my little Gregory.Copy !req
106. Happy day, little puppy.Copy !req
107. They'll love you.Copy !req
108. Did you see this, my son shoots me deadCopy !req
109. for going 30 in a 25 zone.Copy !req
110. Hey, when I become a cop,
there's no more flesh and blood.Copy !req
111. It's just me and the law.Copy !req
112. We are very proud of you, Jacob.Copy !req
113. Hmm, very proud!Copy !req
114. Where's Racer?Copy !req
115. Sorry I'm late, I was at
Heather's and Tuna's momCopy !req
116. picked me up.Copy !req
117. What kinda name is that, Tuna?Copy !req
118. Tuna, Tuna, it's so stupid.Copy !req
119. Now Jacob, Tuna is a very nice boy.Copy !req
120. It's just dumb, I will
admit the twerp does stinkCopy !req
121. like a rotten fish though.Copy !req
122. Hey, hey this is not very
nice dinner conversation.Copy !req
123. Racer, come on eat, here you go.Copy !req
124. I got it.Copy !req
125. That is the stupidest
thing I ever heard, Tuna.Copy !req
126. Honey, what should we name the kid?Copy !req
127. Oh Tuna, there's a good name!
- Hello, oh hi!Copy !req
128. Well no I was just, really?Copy !req
129. You're kidding me!Copy !req
130. Hey, stop it at this table.Copy !req
131. Well maybe he just lost his way home.Copy !req
132. Have some respect at the table.Copy !req
133. You little twerp.Copy !req
134. Will somebody tell
me where I lost control?Copy !req
135. At Marcy's, okay?Copy !req
136. Honey will you save me?Copy !req
137. Okay, bye.Copy !req
138. The inmates have taken over.Copy !req
139. Johnny, did you see
little Roger Smith today?Copy !req
140. He was at the park, why?Copy !req
141. Because he hasn't come home yet,Copy !req
142. his mother's worried sick.Copy !req
143. Did she call the police?Copy !req
144. Not yet.Copy !req
145. Johnny, I don't want you out afterCopy !req
146. dark anymore, okay?Copy !req
147. Oh, come on!Copy !req
148. In fact Jacob, why don't
you and Janet take himCopy !req
149. to the movies tomorrow?Copy !req
150. This is great.Copy !req
151. I'm definitely not going to a G film.Copy !req
152. Be happy, be happy,
oh happy happy happy!Copy !req
153. Oh happy, happy happy, happy hap!Copy !req
154. Open wide Gregory, Gregory?Copy !req
155. Gregory?Copy !req
156. Are you all right, Gregory?Copy !req
157. Rent's due in a couple of days.Copy !req
158. Four gallons?Copy !req
159. Five, and I want rocky road.Copy !req
160. I'll make it special, Nurse Wharton.Copy !req
161. I'm glad I can watch over you, Gregory.Copy !req
162. Besides, this old parlor
was starting to look likeCopy !req
163. a lost soul to me.Copy !req
164. I do so wish you'd plant them in my yard.Copy !req
165. I will bring the ice cream tomorrow.Copy !req
166. That'll be just fine.Copy !req
167. So take the bus
back and don't be late,Copy !req
168. or mom will kill me and then
I'll have to kill you, okay?Copy !req
169. Yeah, yeah no problem.Copy !req
170. Oh yeah, lose
some weight, fish boy.Copy !req
171. Hey, dad.Copy !req
172. Hey, my number one son.Copy !req
173. And his tag team.Copy !req
174. Yeah, we just saw a movie.Copy !req
175. Oh yeah,
what, \'Target To Kill\"?Copy !req
176. \'Sleeping Beauty\".Copy !req
177. Oh we'll just have to
see that this weekend,Copy !req
178. don't tell your mother.Copy !req
179. Martin Cassera.Copy !req
180. Hey, gorgeous, keeping that
oven heated up, it's your mom.Copy !req
181. She's really pretty.Copy !req
182. Martin!Copy !req
183. But I really wanna see you tonight.Copy !req
184. Yeah, I can't wait.Copy !req
185. I'll see you tonight then.Copy !req
186. Well, dad's gotta get back to work.Copy !req
187. But, ah ah ah, later.Copy !req
188. Bye.Copy !req
189. Bye.Copy !req
190. Thanks, dad.Copy !req
191. Oh and um, by the way what's
mom cooking in the oven?Copy !req
192. Come on, Tuna.Copy !req
193. We got a missing kid.Copy !req
194. Thought maybe you might've seen something.Copy !req
195. Little guy never made it homeCopy !req
196. from the park last night.Copy !req
197. Oh no, have any leads?Copy !req
198. It's classified, ice
cream man, it's classified.Copy !req
199. Listen all I want you to do
is keep your eyes open for us.Copy !req
200. Sure, who am I looking for?Copy !req
201. Anything strange.Copy !req
202. So how about some of that
world-famous hard backCopy !req
203. I've been hearing about?Copy !req
204. It's rocky road today.Copy !req
205. Do me two scoops on a sugar cone.Copy !req
206. It'll be $2.Copy !req
207. You got a buck I can bum?Copy !req
208. Go check with the neighbors.Copy !req
209. Here you go, Detective, just for you.Copy !req
210. Hey, now that's an ice cream cone!Copy !req
211. Hmm, what's in it?Copy !req
212. It's classified, officer, classified.Copy !req
213. Oh you're a quick one, ice
cream man, you're a quick one.Copy !req
214. What do you think, officer?Copy !req
215. Don't worry about
it, lady, we'll find your boy.Copy !req
216. Can we buy you an ice cream?Copy !req
217. No, thanks.Copy !req
218. Can we buy you an ice cream?Copy !req
219. What, I was trying to cheer her up.Copy !req
220. Ladies first.Copy !req
221. My, I'd like to buy a
gallon of your hard pack?Copy !req
222. Do you deliver?Copy !req
223. No.Copy !req
224. 149, that cute little
house right over there.Copy !req
225. Come anytime.Copy !req
226. Charming.Copy !req
227. 149.Copy !req
228. Man, she stinks.Copy !req
229. Oh you should talk.Copy !req
230. I wonder how many whales they killedCopy !req
231. to make all that perfume.Copy !req
232. They don't kill whales
for perfume anymore.Copy !req
233. Next.Copy !req
234. What, whales and perfume?Copy !req
235. Next!Copy !req
236. Um, three hard packs and a bomb pop.Copy !req
237. Make mine a fudgcicle.Copy !req
238. Yeah, and make mine a hard pack.Copy !req
239. Risky of you.Copy !req
240. Um, all right, three
hard packs and a fudgcicle.Copy !req
241. Plain, sugar, or a new waffle cone?Copy !req
242. Um, sugar.Copy !req
243. Sugar.Copy !req
244. I'll have plain.Copy !req
245. Actually, make mine plain too.Copy !req
246. Any other alterations?Copy !req
247. Man, what are you doing?Copy !req
248. Three hard packs, and your fudgcicle.Copy !req
249. Last one on
the hill is a smelly fart.Copy !req
250. Oh man.Copy !req
251. 149.Copy !req
252. There are no bad days,
Gregory, only happy,Copy !req
253. happy, happy days.Copy !req
254. Now, what kind of day
are you having, Gregory?Copy !req
255. Uh guys, I'm gonna go in alone, okay?Copy !req
256. Can we play tomorrow?Copy !req
257. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
258. All right.Copy !req
259. I'll see you guys later, okay?Copy !req
260. All right, later.Copy !req
261. Heather, Heather, come quickly!Copy !req
262. The archangel Gabriel's speaking
through your mother again.Copy !req
263. Heather?Copy !req
264. Hey, you know, Heather's
been acting a lot weirderCopy !req
265. around her mom lately.Copy !req
266. Well her father being
a minister, all the moreCopy !req
267. they just talk about god.Copy !req
268. No, but that's not it,
it's just, I don't know,Copy !req
269. she's just, acting weird.Copy !req
270. Anybody for ice cream.Copy !req
271. Nah, we just had ice cream.Copy !req
272. Can you ever have too much ice cream?Copy !req
273. Impossible.Copy !req
274. Nah, I gotta get home,
my mom's gonna kill me.Copy !req
275. Come to my house with small Paul and me.Copy !req
276. I gotta get home.Copy !req
277. Tuna?Copy !req
278. Ah, my mom certainly gets
mad about all the ice creamCopy !req
279. I spill on my shirts.Copy !req
280. Last one there is a
string of squint snot!Copy !req
281. What, now Small Paul's trying
to pin the rotten egg on me.Copy !req
282. I'll see if I ever invite
you to my birthday party.Copy !req
283. What, I didn't do anything.Copy !req
284. Hello?Copy !req
285. Oh, well well.Copy !req
286. What do we have here, want some ice cream?Copy !req
287. Um, um,Copy !req
288. maybe not.Copy !req
289. It's too close to dinner.Copy !req
290. Ah come on, what's your favorite flavor?Copy !req
291. Oh no wait wait let me
guess, let me guess,Copy !req
292. let me guess, don't say anything.Copy !req
293. I uh, it's um, I can taste it!Copy !req
294. Butter brickle.Copy !req
295. How'd you know that?Copy !req
296. Because it's my favorite flavor too.Copy !req
297. Wow.Copy !req
298. You like my ice cream truck?Copy !req
299. Yeah, I never saw the insides before.Copy !req
300. You know, it's hard to meet
friends when you're alwaysCopy !req
301. stuck on the inside.Copy !req
302. I know, I had to stay inside
a lot when I was little,Copy !req
303. because I was really sick.Copy !req
304. That's why I'm so small.Copy !req
305. You know, I was sick
too when I was little.Copy !req
306. But I'm better now.Copy !req
307. Here you go!Copy !req
308. Wow, I don't think I
have enough money for that.Copy !req
309. My treat.Copy !req
310. Hey, little boy, you
want some free ice cream?Copy !req
311. Ah this little fella got
hurt, I'm gonna take himCopy !req
312. to the hospital.Copy !req
313. Hey!Copy !req
314. Hey, hey hey!Copy !req
315. You little turds are gonna have to learnCopy !req
316. you can't run from the ice cream man.Copy !req
317. I know where you live.Copy !req
318. You tell anybody, I'm
gonna get your mom and dad!Copy !req
319. Who's that?Copy !req
320. What's the matter?Copy !req
321. How long have you been here?Copy !req
322. All night.Copy !req
323. The ice cream man, he,Copy !req
324. he, he, he killed the park guy!Copy !req
325. He killed Small Paul.Copy !req
326. So what do we do?Copy !req
327. My dad will know what to do.Copy !req
328. He's out there.Copy !req
329. I'll follow you to your
house, and go throughCopy !req
330. the backyards to let you to mine, come on.Copy !req
331. I drove by the bank an
hour ago and the whole placeCopy !req
332. was shut up, dark as a tomb.Copy !req
333. So, I drove by
the bar after I got off,Copy !req
334. what of it?Copy !req
335. Oh so now the story changes
to you left work on time,Copy !req
336. but you hung out at a bar for four hours?Copy !req
337. Mister, shoes on the
porch, you know the rules.Copy !req
338. No, I worked late
and then I got one at the bar.Copy !req
339. Mom, I saw...Copy !req
340. Come on, Marion!Copy !req
341. Just admit it, you think
I'm seeing someone else.Copy !req
342. Think, I know you're
seeing somebody else Martin,Copy !req
343. come on Martin, who is it, tell me.Copy !req
344. Let's not do this again.Copy !req
345. Dad I...Copy !req
346. Not now, Chris, go to your room!Copy !req
347. But dad!Copy !req
348. I said go to your room.Copy !req
349. I knew you'd had problems
with my longer hours.Copy !req
350. Come on, why don't you just admit it,Copy !req
351. stop working the facade.Copy !req
352. How many times
we gotta go through this?Copy !req
353. To hell with you.Copy !req
354. Oh sure that'll solve
everything huh, to hell with me?Copy !req
355. Come over here, don't walk away from me.Copy !req
356. You know Marion, I got
news for you, and I know,Copy !req
357. that you're gonna think...Copy !req
358. What the hell is that ice
cream dork doing out this late?Copy !req
359. Come on, Tuna, let's go,
we gotta make it to the storeCopy !req
360. and back before my pinochle game.Copy !req
361. All right all right, I'm coming.Copy !req
362. Well let's go then.Copy !req
363. God, Tuna you can make a mess.Copy !req
364. Go find another pair, come on let's go.Copy !req
365. Hey, Sam.Copy !req
366. Morning miss Cassera, nice to see you.Copy !req
367. Here you go, thanks, honey.Copy !req
368. Mom!Copy !req
369. Oh oh excuse me, what do
you think of this color?Copy !req
370. I don't know either, I mean
according to my color chartsCopy !req
371. it should work, but last time
I followed those I ended upCopy !req
372. looking like a clown
spotted with cherry syrup.Copy !req
373. Cherry syrup is good, looks
good on you, get a dozen!Copy !req
374. Where's the fatty?Copy !req
375. It's okay, little fella,
I'm not gonna hurt you.Copy !req
376. What on earth do you
suppose he was running from?Copy !req
377. I don't know.Copy !req
378. Well maybe you should
go in and talk with him,Copy !req
379. I'm sure once you do that we
can get to the bottom of this.Copy !req
380. By the way, you're not gonna
take this to court are you?Copy !req
381. Chris, what happened.Copy !req
382. Oh honey, I'm here.Copy !req
383. Don't worry, now come on
tell me what happened.Copy !req
384. Chris, unless you tell me what happened,Copy !req
385. mommy can't help you.Copy !req
386. He said he'd kill you if I told.Copy !req
387. What, who said that?Copy !req
388. The ice cream man.Copy !req
389. He killed Small Paul last night.Copy !req
390. Oh my god, oh honey.Copy !req
391. Nice to see you again, officers.Copy !req
392. You Gregory Tudor?Copy !req
393. Yes, yes I am.Copy !req
394. Give him the warrant.Copy !req
395. Can I keep this?Copy !req
396. You got any large dogs, ice cream man?Copy !req
397. No.Copy !req
398. Why the search, officers?Copy !req
399. I want you
go through everything,Copy !req
400. you find any hollowed doors or floors,Copy !req
401. bust 'em open, you got it?Copy !req
402. Yes, sir.Copy !req
403. Hell, I remember getting ice
cream here when I was a kid.Copy !req
404. Who was the guy who owned it?Copy !req
405. Brickle, Butch Brickle.Copy !req
406. Oh yeah, the ice cream king.Copy !req
407. It's nice to see somebody's
opening the place up again.Copy !req
408. Well, sounds like we're
missing out on all the fun.Copy !req
409. Oh, that, that, hey, hey!Copy !req
410. Could you search a little,
uh, more careful please.Copy !req
411. More careful?Copy !req
412. Hey, um,Copy !req
413. this is a collectable.Copy !req
414. Jesus, hate to get
my hand caught in that.Copy !req
415. I use it to chop nuts.Copy !req
416. Did you find, did you find anything?Copy !req
417. There's nothing down here, sir.Copy !req
418. Do you realize how long it
takes to make butter brickle?Copy !req
419. Well ice cream man, we're sorry,Copy !req
420. we didn't find anything.Copy !req
421. Are you sorry you didn't
find anything and wrecked myCopy !req
422. place, or are you just sorry
you didn't find anything.Copy !req
423. You boys have the wrong
house, I'm the one withCopy !req
424. the missing dog.
- Whoa, hold it, hold it.Copy !req
425. Where were you last night around six?Copy !req
426. He was here, working to pay his rent.Copy !req
427. Why are you bothering this poor boy.Copy !req
428. I'm the one with the missing dog.Copy !req
429. Who are you?Copy !req
430. I'm Nurse Wharton, Gregory's landlord,Copy !req
431. neighbor and guardian,
serve and protect my ass.Copy !req
432. You have to understand,
the people get pretty uptightCopy !req
433. when there's a missing child involved.Copy !req
434. But I'm the ice cream man.Copy !req
435. I make children happy.Copy !req
436. Today you ruined the
happiness of those childrenCopy !req
437. for many days to come.Copy !req
438. Do you understand the consequences?Copy !req
439. You know I never thought
about it like that.Copy !req
440. Yeah, I bet you didn't.Copy !req
441. You call this number tomorrow,
tell 'em what happened.Copy !req
442. I'm sure that the city is gonna help you.Copy !req
443. What about my dog?Copy !req
444. You know, those daisies are magnificent,Copy !req
445. how do you do that?Copy !req
446. Actually I chop up policemen
and use 'em as fertilizer,Copy !req
447. they make great fertilizer.Copy !req
448. You know, there's something
weird going on here.Copy !req
449. Get some background on that guy.Copy !req
450. You got a hunch?Copy !req
451. I might, let's put a tail on him anyway.Copy !req
452. You know, I'm sure your
dog is around here somewhere.Copy !req
453. That's very sweet of you,
Gregory, you have a happy day.Copy !req
454. Remember, no bad days,
Gregory, only happy,Copy !req
455. happy happy days!Copy !req
456. Oh no, don't don't worry,
I'm not gonna hurt you.Copy !req
457. What do you think, little boy?Copy !req
458. Are you having a bad day?Copy !req
459. Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
460. Not every day is a happy happy happy day.Copy !req
461. Ice cream, professor?Copy !req
462. Butter brickle.Copy !req
463. He's gotta keep quiet.Copy !req
464. Suffer little children,
Jesus, so wisely admonishedCopy !req
465. his disciples on the coasts
of Judea, suffer not to comeCopy !req
466. onto thee, for of such
is the kingdom of heaven.Copy !req
467. Always remember that
neither death nor power,Copy !req
468. nor hate, nor any creature shall be ableCopy !req
469. to separate us from the love
of god which eternally restsCopy !req
470. in Christ, Jesus, our lord and savior.Copy !req
471. Let us pray.Copy !req
472. I told the police everything.Copy !req
473. They'll get him.Copy !req
474. Yeah, but I'm still
grounded for a month.Copy !req
475. Hey, don't worry,
there might be an openingCopy !req
476. in the Rocketeers.Copy !req
477. Hey, guys, let's go.Copy !req
478. Small Paul's dead.Copy !req
479. No, one else seems
to think anything's wrong.Copy !req
480. But how could they let him go?Copy !req
481. All I know, is I'm
not letting him get us.Copy !req
482. All the grown-ups worry
about their stupid problems.Copy !req
483. What we need to do,
is catch him on film.Copy !req
484. Since when do kids
go trailing murderers?Copy !req
485. We're just kids, we'll get killed,Copy !req
486. just like Small Paul.Copy !req
487. Look, Tuna, I know you've
been through a lot moreCopy !req
488. than we have but we gotta do something.Copy !req
489. Why, why is it up to us?Copy !req
490. Why can't we just stayCopy !req
491. in our backyards and
just keep away from him.Copy !req
492. Because we're the Rocketeers
and we stick together.Copy !req
493. We're doing this.Copy !req
494. The three of us.Copy !req
495. We'll need a camera, we
can take a picture of himCopy !req
496. and give it to the police.Copy !req
497. Hang on, I think I can get one.Copy !req
498. That was a bird?Copy !req
499. I can't do bird calls.Copy !req
500. But you said you could!Copy !req
501. But I don't wanna look stupid.Copy !req
502. I got news for you.Copy !req
503. Shut up!Copy !req
504. Shh, I can hear you guys
all the way in the backyard,Copy !req
505. let's go!Copy !req
506. Okay guys, it's 11:45, we've
been out for 35 minutes.Copy !req
507. Let's take a break.Copy !req
508. You know, maybe the
ice cream man thinks he'sCopy !req
509. the pied piper.Copy !req
510. Huh?Copy !req
511. Well he drives around in
his truck playing the music,Copy !req
512. and all the kids come running.Copy !req
513. But then if he catches one of them alone...Copy !req
514. Yeah well um, let's
not talk about right now.Copy !req
515. Get down!Copy !req
516. Let's go.Copy !req
517. Come on, Tuna!Copy !req
518. Tuna, come on!Copy !req
519. Where the hell is he going?Copy !req
520. Ssshh!Copy !req
521. Small Paul!Copy !req
522. I wanna go back, I wanna go back!Copy !req
523. What's he doing to Small Paul?Copy !req
524. I don't know.Copy !req
525. I can't tell.Copy !req
526. What is it?Copy !req
527. It's,Copy !req
528. it's ice cream.Copy !req
529. I'm fixing up a little party for you.Copy !req
530. Yeah, you're gonna like this one.Copy !req
531. Looks like you got a lot of friends.Copy !req
532. I didn't know how much ice cream to bring.Copy !req
533. You can pass it out later.Copy !req
534. I'm doing really good.Copy !req
535. Yeah, they love ice cream.Copy !req
536. It's gonna be a good summer.Copy !req
537. Hey, would you mind your
business, I'm talking to somebody.Copy !req
538. You guys having a party?Copy !req
539. You having a happy, happy day?Copy !req
540. It sure is getting noisy around here.Copy !req
541. Butch Brickle, ice cream king.Copy !req
542. Let's go.Copy !req
543. Okay.Copy !req
544. 149.Copy !req
545. I lost track of Tuna,
we'd better get back.Copy !req
546. You go.Copy !req
547. What?Copy !req
548. I'll be fine.Copy !req
549. Just gimme your bike
so I can have a rocket.Copy !req
550. I don't think so.Copy !req
551. Don't worry, I'm a Rocketeer.Copy !req
552. Just make sure Tuna
didn't fall or something.Copy !req
553. Meet me back here, all right, and hurry.Copy !req
554. Tuna, you okay?Copy !req
555. No!Copy !req
556. What's wrong?Copy !req
557. My sides are killing me
and I feel like I wanna puke.Copy !req
558. Hey, where's Heather?Copy !req
559. I left her back at the ice cream truck.Copy !req
560. Small Paul?Copy !req
561. Holy shit, the kid's got a gun!Copy !req
562. This isn't a game, boys.Copy !req
563. There's a child stalker out thereCopy !req
564. and you two are playing cops and robbers.Copy !req
565. But what about Heather?Copy !req
566. She's gonna die.Copy !req
567. The ice cream man's got her!Copy !req
568. I've already called it
in, there's someone alreadyCopy !req
569. on the way to her house.Copy !req
570. Her house, she's not at her house!Copy !req
571. Hey!Copy !req
572. You guys wanna end up on the milk carton?Copy !req
573. I'm sorry to disturb
you, Reverend Langley,Copy !req
574. but we had a report that your
daughter Heather was missing.Copy !req
575. No, she's tucked away in
bed, has been all night.Copy !req
576. What's the matter, Charles?Copy !req
577. I hate to do this, sir, but
could you please check on her?Copy !req
578. She's sleeping like a baby.Copy !req
579. Come to church on Sunday, Charles,Copy !req
580. I'm giving a sermon on trust.Copy !req
581. Damn!Copy !req
582. The
Langley girl is fine,Copy !req
583. sleeping like a baby.Copy !req
584. 10-4.Copy !req
585. Look boys, enough of these stories.Copy !req
586. But...Copy !req
587. First the ice cream man
kills the Weatherly boy,Copy !req
588. and now the Langley girl?Copy !req
589. I mean we've had it up to here.Copy !req
590. When do you want 'em?Copy !req
591. It says one hour.Copy !req
592. You could get hard duplicates,Copy !req
593. or you could get our
eight hour service for 10.Copy !req
594. Depends on how many exposures come out.Copy !req
595. I need those immediately.Copy !req
596. Four by six oversize, is 14 bucks.Copy !req
597. Three by five regular.Copy !req
598. How soon?Copy !req
599. One hour.Copy !req
600. 14 bucks, one day.Copy !req
601. 12.Copy !req
602. Back in an hour.Copy !req
603. The ice cream man is like
the pied piper, only evil.Copy !req
604. What?Copy !req
605. You know he drives
around in this truck,Copy !req
606. temping all the kids, and they follow him.Copy !req
607. And slowly he gets rids
of them, like rats.Copy !req
608. Hah, another!Copy !req
609. Lovely, we only need 10
dollars worth of quarters,Copy !req
610. then we can pick up the film.Copy !req
611. I think we got it!Copy !req
612. Johnny!Copy !req
613. Yeah.Copy !req
614. What the hell are you
doing with my camera?Copy !req
615. Where's the film?Copy !req
616. I'll start with you?Copy !req
617. Where's the film?Copy !req
618. Oh here.Copy !req
619. Let's go, come on, I got it, let's go!Copy !req
620. Hey, get that hunk of junk outta here.Copy !req
621. Hey, hey, ice cream man!Copy !req
622. Come on let's go, I'm in a hurry here.Copy !req
623. Go, come on this isn't a parking lot.Copy !req
624. Hey, ice cream man!Copy !req
625. This is not a hunk of junk!Copy !req
626. Well hello.Copy !req
627. If I had known this was delivery day,Copy !req
628. why that stand in would've
never made it through the door.Copy !req
629. I brought you something special.Copy !req
630. Oh, sounds yummy.Copy !req
631. You know, we should swap recipes,Copy !req
632. creamsicle for custard pie.Copy !req
633. Well, I checked out ice
cream man, couldn't find squat.Copy !req
634. But that weird lady with the dog.Copy !req
635. I remember she was just
as flipped as he was.Copy !req
636. You're
talking about the nurse.Copy !req
637. Yeah, Nurse Wharton.Copy !req
638. I called and checked
on her nursing license,Copy !req
639. she had a career from 1950 to 1993.Copy !req
640. Spent the last 20 at some
private clinic calledCopy !req
641. Wishing Well For the Mentally Disturbed.Copy !req
642. I can't believe those little perverts,Copy !req
643. what the hell were they
doing developing my pictures.Copy !req
644. Oh my god!Copy !req
645. I'm gonna kill those bastards.Copy !req
646. You know, this is the whole
secret to making ice cream.Copy !req
647. It's this kinda secret
ingredient I put in it.Copy !req
648. Here come on let's go put it in.Copy !req
649. You gotta just dump a
little bit of this stuff in.Copy !req
650. Makes it sweet, see, you gotta
just put a little bit in,Copy !req
651. it's the special amount you put in.Copy !req
652. Now, the trick is, is
stirring it in just right.Copy !req
653. Would you like to stir?Copy !req
654. Yeah.Copy !req
655. All right, here you go.Copy !req
656. Oh now watch your hand, that blade,Copy !req
657. that blade will take your hand right off.Copy !req
658. There you go.Copy !req
659. Whooo!Copy !req
660. Do you really think your
brother's gonna pick upCopy !req
661. those pictures without looking at them?Copy !req
662. I don't know, he's stupid enough.Copy !req
663. Well, what happens if he's not?Copy !req
664. Geez what are you, stupid?Copy !req
665. Did you see the truck?Copy !req
666. No.Copy !req
667. I gotta get home.Copy !req
668. If my mom finds out I snuck out again...Copy !req
669. We'll ride with you.Copy !req
670. I'll be fine.Copy !req
671. We're riding with you.Copy !req
672. Yeah, things aren't the
same as they used to beCopy !req
673. around here, more patients have died,Copy !req
674. and some pockets dried up.Copy !req
675. Hmm, of course when
you die, you'll dry up.Copy !req
676. Why all the plastic flowers?Copy !req
677. Because real ones die.Copy !req
678. We want happy patients.Copy !req
679. So do you do shock therapy lobotomy,Copy !req
680. like that cuckoo movie?Copy !req
681. Oh, we believe in
keeping our patients happy.Copy !req
682. We believe in compassion.Copy !req
683. Help me!Copy !req
684. Shut up!Copy !req
685. You remember a Nurse Wharton?Copy !req
686. Do I, oh oh oh!Copy !req
687. Hell everybody did!Copy !req
688. What was it that everybody liked so muchCopy !req
689. about Nurse Wharton?Copy !req
690. She gave everybody
ice cream, when the painCopy !req
691. and the loneliness came,
she cared for the patient.Copy !req
692. Gregory was her favorite.Copy !req
693. Gregory?Copy !req
694. Mmm.Copy !req
695. Gregory Tudor?Copy !req
696. Oh god, do something!Copy !req
697. Anthony's getting out of hand.Copy !req
698. I must ask you two to leave.Copy !req
699. This is not a happy day.Copy !req
700. Oh my god.Copy !req
701. Remember, only happy days.Copy !req
702. A bad day gentlemen, a very bad day!Copy !req
703. Ha ha ha, come out come
out wherever you are,Copy !req
704. come out come out wherever you are,Copy !req
705. come out come out wherever you are.Copy !req
706. Only happy days.Copy !req
707. Only happy days.Copy !req
708. Let's get outta here, I'll report it toCopy !req
709. the county sheriffs, this
isn't our jurisdiction.Copy !req
710. Go get...Copy !req
711. All right, I'll meet you at the car.Copy !req
712. No one leaves the Wishing
Well, doctor's orders!Copy !req
713. Ah, they're everywhere!Copy !req
714. Cloverdale, this is Detective
Maldwyn, Riverside PD.Copy !req
715. Emergency, repeat, emergency!Copy !req
716. Go ahead, Detective.Copy !req
717. Yeah, we're at the
Wishing Well hospital,Copy !req
718. get some people down here quick.Copy !req
719. Do you have an
address on the Wishing Well?Copy !req
720. Get off of me.Copy !req
721. Stay, get in!Copy !req
722. Come on, let's get outta here.Copy !req
723. Get away, go!Copy !req
724. Get awayCopy !req
725. Come on, Tuna!Copy !req
726. Be quiet.Copy !req
727. I'm moving as fast as I can.Copy !req
728. That's your fastest?Copy !req
729. Shut up!Copy !req
730. No, you shut up!Copy !req
731. Oh, be quiet.Copy !req
732. Oh crap!Copy !req
733. Back to the Johnny's!Copy !req
734. Go, hurry up!Copy !req
735. Hurry, hurry!Copy !req
736. Don't stop peddling!Copy !req
737. He's gonna run us over, go!Copy !req
738. Patrolling for Tuna.Copy !req
739. You're ice cream.Copy !req
740. Okay, pump it.Copy !req
741. One more time.Copy !req
742. Good, all right shut it off.Copy !req
743. Jacob, Jacob, call the
police, call the police,Copy !req
744. the ice cream man just got Tuna!Copy !req
745. Calm down, calm down,
we can't call the police.Copy !req
746. Call the...Copy !req
747. You're the guys who cried wolf.Copy !req
748. Look, besides we don't have any evidence,Copy !req
749. and obviously either do the police,Copy !req
750. or they would have him by now, so,Copy !req
751. this is my chance to mess him up.Copy !req
752. Come on, we gotta do something.Copy !req
753. Cut the lone ranger shit,
you're not a police officer.Copy !req
754. Janet, I got the gun,
the badge will follow.Copy !req
755. Oh no.Copy !req
756. Listen.Copy !req
757. You guys, you're gonna
get in the car all right,Copy !req
758. anything goes wrong, all
you have to do is call inCopy !req
759. the radio, you call in
for backup, all right?Copy !req
760. Hurry!Copy !req
761. Look I think we should
just call the police.Copy !req
762. No, look let's just go help the fat kidCopy !req
763. while there's still time, get in the car,Copy !req
764. please I need you to look after these two.Copy !req
765. There's still no sign of Charlie or Gus?Copy !req
766. No word.Copy !req
767. Well, get some backup over
at the ice cream parlor.Copy !req
768. And keep trying to reach those officers.Copy !req
769. Who is he?Copy !req
770. The king.Copy !req
771. Yes.Copy !req
772. He's like the pied piper.Copy !req
773. Chases away all the bad,
and leaves a world of good.Copy !req
774. Yes!Copy !req
775. Now it's illegal
to use this channelCopy !req
776. unless you're PD,Copy !req
777. so nobody calls in unless
it's an emergency, okay?Copy !req
778. Now this is serious.Copy !req
779. I want you all to stay in
the car no matter what,Copy !req
780. you hear shots or screams
or anything funny,Copy !req
781. you press the button, you radio it in,Copy !req
782. and then you hit my alarm, okay?Copy !req
783. It sounds like a police siren.Copy !req
784. Be careful.Copy !req
785. Sounds like we got a customer, come on!Copy !req
786. I'll be right back.Copy !req
787. What's he doing?Copy !req
788. I don't know.Copy !req
789. But he'd better get the
hell outta there soon!Copy !req
790. Come on, Jacob.Copy !req
791. Hiya, honey!Copy !req
792. Now that's what I call a brain freeze.Copy !req
793. Creamsicle?Copy !req
794. This is gonna be fun.Copy !req
795. Come on!Copy !req
796. Come on!Copy !req
797. Wait!Copy !req
798. How are we gonna get outta here?Copy !req
799. I know, we'll find a way,
we'll find a way outta here.Copy !req
800. Psst, hey
kids, over here, I'm a cop!Copy !req
801. What are you doing running
from the ice cream man.Copy !req
802. Don't you know that he
slaves day and nightCopy !req
803. to make his treats for you?Copy !req
804. It's like big ice always
said, you can't always findCopy !req
805. a sweet kid, but you can make a kid sweet!Copy !req
806. Come on, please, come on!Copy !req
807. Hey kids, don't you
know there's a curfew?Copy !req
808. Kids, always getting in trouble.Copy !req
809. Kinda makes your head spin.Copy !req
810. Yeah, looks like yours spun right off!Copy !req
811. Boy, I didn't know you oops had
such a hardy sense of humor.Copy !req
812. That's us, hardy.Copy !req
813. Good Humor!Copy !req
814. Shut up, you're not funny.Copy !req
815. I can't get over it!Copy !req
816. Don't you know you can't run
from the long arm of the law?Copy !req
817. Oh shit, oh shit!Copy !req
818. Hey, Frank, you can't
just jump on women,Copy !req
819. you gotta take it slow, charm 'em.Copy !req
820. I guess two heads aren't better than one.Copy !req
821. Where do we go?Copy !req
822. There.Copy !req
823. Hey, guys!Copy !req
824. Gregory?Copy !req
825. What's all this infernal racket?Copy !req
826. Sorry, Nurse Wharton.Copy !req
827. Some of the neighborhood
kids wanted to playCopy !req
828. hide and seek, I told 'em
it was too late but they...Copy !req
829. Oh my little Gregor always
so kind to the little children.Copy !req
830. We'll try to be more quiet.Copy !req
831. Okay, good luck.Copy !req
832. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
833. Ssshh, just stay quiet.Copy !req
834. He's gonna get us, he's gonna get usCopy !req
835. just like everybody else.Copy !req
836. No!Copy !req
837. There's somebody in there.Copy !req
838. Let's get help!Copy !req
839. Hurry, open up, open up!Copy !req
840. Open, please, hurry up!Copy !req
841. What is all this noise?Copy !req
842. He's after us.Copy !req
843. The ice cream man!Copy !req
844. Oh my, quick, quick we'll
have to hide you, come on.Copy !req
845. Come on inside quickly, hide
and seek, hide and seek.Copy !req
846. We're
over at the Spodak house,Copy !req
847. we have a report of
three missing kids now.Copy !req
848. I don't give a damn.Copy !req
849. Warrant or not, we're going in.Copy !req
850. You kids don't wanna play
with the ice cream man?Copy !req
851. You like his treats, but
you don't stick by himCopy !req
852. when he needs you?Copy !req
853. Oh who died and made you prince?Copy !req
854. What, are you trying to run?Copy !req
855. No, you can't run from the ice cream man.Copy !req
856. If you do that, you
won't get any ice cream.Copy !req
857. Hey!Copy !req
858. Freeze, I mean it!Copy !req
859. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
860. Kiddo, you want some ice cream?Copy !req
861. Yeah, how about some ice cream huh?Copy !req
862. Yeah, you like that.Copy !req
863. This one's mine.Copy !req
864. You keep that
kid visible at all times.Copy !req
865. Let me see the kid!Copy !req
866. I hate the term blueberry man.Copy !req
867. Check the back.Copy !req
868. Well, where was I?Copy !req
869. Psst, Gregory.Copy !req
870. Ah, my little twin pops.Copy !req
871. No, he'll kill us!Copy !req
872. Gregory wins hide
and seek, Gregory wins!Copy !req
873. Gregory!Copy !req
874. Butch?Copy !req
875. Butch Brickle?Copy !req
876. Ice cream man?Copy !req
877. Now Gregory, you're going to be with usCopy !req
878. a very long time, and I want
you to get something straight,Copy !req
879. there are no bad days
here at Wishing Well,Copy !req
880. only happy days.Copy !req
881. What kind of a day are
you having, Gregory?Copy !req
882. Gregory?Copy !req
883. It's a happy day.Copy !req
884. Thanks, ice cream man.Copy !req
885. Happy, happy day.Copy !req
886. Who's the pied piper
now, ice cream dick?Copy !req
887. Did you find my dog?Copy !req
888. Small Paul!Copy !req
889. Where's Gregory?Copy !req
890. Hi, Johnny.Copy !req
891. Hey, guys.Copy !req
892. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
893. Woo.Copy !req
894. Oh thanks.Copy !req
895. You ready?Copy !req
896. Let's do it.Copy !req
897. All right.Copy !req
898. Wow.Copy !req
899. - All right, yeah!
- Welcome to you.Copy !req
900. So where's Small Paul?Copy !req
901. Where else?Copy !req
902. Therapy.Copy !req