1. This global warming is killing me.
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2. This is too hot,
the Ice Age was too cold.
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3. What would it take to make you happy?
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4. This I like.
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5. Oh, no, you won't catch me.
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6. No running, James. Camp rules.
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7. Make me, sloth.
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8. Make me, sir. It's all about respect.
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9. Water ball.
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10. Sammy, you just ate. Wait an hour.
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11. Hector, no, no, no,
you can't pee-pee there.
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12. OK, there is fine.
Ashley, stop picking your...
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13. PiЕ„ata!
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14. Stop! You're supposed to wear blindfolds.
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15. OK.
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16. - Hey, it's my turn to hit the sloth.
- Mine.
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17. - Mine.
- Mine.
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18. Hey, you didn't have any candy in you.
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19. - Let's bury him.
- Yeah!
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20. Hey, whoa. Who said you kids
could torture the sloth?
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21. Manny, don't squash their creativity.
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22. Hey, Manny, Diego,
my bad mammals-jammals.
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23. Wanna give a sloth a hand?
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24. Look, I opened my camp.
"Campo del Sid". It means Camp of Sid.
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25. Congratulations.
You're now an idiot in two languages.
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26. Not in front of the k-I-d-z.
These little guys love me. Right, Billy?
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27. Don't make me eat you.
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28. They kid. That's why they're called kids.
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29. I told you, Sid.
You're not qualified to run a camp.
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30. What do qualifications
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31. Besides, these kids look up to me.
I'm a role model to them.
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32. I can see that.
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33. You guys never think I can do anything,
but I'm an equal member of this herd.
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34. I made this herd, so you need
to start treating me with some respect.
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35. - Come on, Sid.
- Sid, we were just kidding.
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36. Hey, let's play
pin-the-tail-on-the-mammoth.
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37. Yeah!
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38. Sid!
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39. I can do stuff.
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40. Won't give me their stupid respect.
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41. I'll show 'em.
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42. And so, in the end,
the little burro reached his mommy.
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43. And they lived happily ever after.
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44. - Good job.
- Question.
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45. Why does the burro go home?
Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits?
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46. Because... because he wanted
to be with his family.
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47. He should go with the girl burro.
That's a better love story.
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48. OK, well, when you tell your burro story,
that's what he'll do.
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49. Burro is a demeaning name.
Technically, it's called a wild ass.
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50. Fine. The wild ass boy
came home to his wild ass mother.
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51. See, that's why I called it a burro.
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52. Could the burro have a grazing problem?
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53. - Boring.
- It's not believable.
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54. - Do burros eat their young?
- It's not a good ending.
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55. Sometimes I throw up.
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56. They lived happily ever after.
You can't get more satisfying than that.
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57. One big, happy family.
That's the way it's supposed to be.
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58. Where's your big, happy family?
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59. Then the hungry tiger
ate the pesky little kids.
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60. - You OK, buddy?
- Sure. Why not?
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61. - I thought...
- Story time's over. The end.
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62. - Run for your lives!
- Where's everybody going?
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63. - The world's coming to an end.
- What are you talking about?
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64. Fast Tony - he says
the world's gonna flood.
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65. Folks, I hold in my hand
a device so powerful,
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66. it can actually pull air
right out of the sky.
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67. Yeah, right.
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68. Gather round, gather round.
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69. Pardon me, do you have gills, ma'am?
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70. So you can't breathe underwater?
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71. My assistant here will demonstrate.
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72. Hey, I can smell the ocean.
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73. What are you doing?
I can't sell that now.
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74. You suck air through your mouth,
you moron.
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75. Through its design
and sturdy construction,
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76. you'll have plenty of air
for eons to come.
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77. Of course, results may vary.
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78. Why are you scaring everybody
with this doomsday stuff?
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79. I'm trying to make a living here, pal.
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80. It's my weather forecast. The five-day
outlook calls for intense flooding
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81. followed by the end of the world.
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82. And a slight chance of patchy sunshine
later in the week.
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83. Come on, don't listen to him. Fast Tony
would sell his own mother for a grape.
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84. Are you making an offer?
I mean, no, I would not.
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85. Haven't you heard? The ice is melting.
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86. You see this ground,
it's covered in ice.
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87. A thousand years ago,
it was covered in ice.
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88. A thousand years from now,
it will still be ice.
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89. Say, buddy, not to cast aspersions
on your survival instincts or nothing,
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90. but haven't mammoths
pretty much gone extinct?
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91. - What are you talking about?
- About you being the last of your kind.
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92. Your breath smells like ants.
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93. Be that as it may, when's the last time
you saw another mammoth?
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94. Don't pay any attention to him.
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95. Mammoths can't go extinct.
They're the biggest things on Earth.
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96. What about the dinosaurs?
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97. The dinosaurs got cocky
and made enemies.
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98. Look. Some idiot's
going down the Eviscerator.
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99. Please tell me that's not our idiot.
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100. OK, I'm gonna jump
on the count of three.
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101. One,
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102. two...
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103. Sid, don't move a muscle.
We're coming up.
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104. Jump! Jump! Jump!
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105. Jump! Jump! Jump!
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106. Sorry.
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107. Two and three one-thousandths,
two and four one-thousandths...
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108. Sid, what are you doing?
Get down from there.
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109. No. I'm gonna be the first
to jump off the Eviscerator
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110. and then you guys are gonna have to
show me some respect.
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111. The only respect you'll get
is respect for the dead.
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112. Come on, Manny, he's not that stupid.
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113. - But I've been wrong before.
- Geronimo!
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114. Hey, watch it.
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115. I can't breathe.
I think I just coughed up my spleen.
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116. - Diego, retract the claws, please.
- Right. Sorry.
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117. If I didn't know you better, Diego,
I'd think you were afraid of the water.
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118. OK, OK. Good thing I know you better.
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119. Guys.
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120. Fast Tony was right.
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121. Everything is melting.
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122. It's all gonna flood.
Come on, we gotta warn them.
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123. Maybe we can rapidly evolve
into water creatures.
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124. - That's genius, Sid.
- Call me Squid.
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125. This whole thing's a piece ofjunk.
I can't believe I live here.
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126. What?
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127. Forget reeds. I present you with this
revolutionary gizmo we call bark.
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128. - It's so buoyant, it actually floats.
- I'll show you something that floats.
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129. All right, it's your funeral.
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130. See? This is exactly
what I'm talking about.
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131. Giants balls of furry lava the size of
mammoths raining from the sky.
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132. Go suck air through a reed.
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133. Listen to him.
He's right about the flood.
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134. I am? I mean, yes, I am.
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135. Wait. You said there wasn't going to be
a flood. Why should we listen to you?
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136. Because we saw what's up there.
The dam's gonna break.
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137. The entire valley's gonna flood.
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138. Flood's real, all right.
And it's coming fast.
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139. Look around. You're in a bowl.
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140. Bowl's gonna fill up. Ain't no way out.
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141. What are we gonna do?
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142. Unless you make it
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143. There's a boat. It can save you.
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144. - I don't see anything.
- But
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145. y'all better hurry.
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146. Ground's melting,
walls tumbling, rocks crumbling.
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147. Survive that
and you'll be racing the water,
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148. cos in three days' time,
it's gonna hit the geyser fields.
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149. Boom!
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150. There is some good news, though.
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151. The more of you die,
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152. the better I eat.
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153. I didn't say it was good news for you.
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154. He must have been
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155. Dam.
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156. All right, you heard the scary vulture.
Let's move out.
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157. Manny, you really think there's a boat?
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158. I don't know, but in a few days,
this place is gonna be underwater.
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159. If there's any hope, it's that way.
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160. Manny, let's go.
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161. Overturned glyptodont
in the far right lane.
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162. Traffic backed up
as far as the eye can see.
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163. And it looks like
there might be a fatality.
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164. I call the dark meat.
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165. Come on, everybody, let's go.
Come on, come, come, come. Get in.
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166. - Come on, Grandpa, come on.
- We have to go.
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167. Well, I'm not leaving. I was born
in this hole and I'll die in this hole.
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168. Do we have to bring this crap?
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169. - I'm sure there's crap where we're going.
- This was a gift from my mother.
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170. OK, keep it moving, keep it moving.
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171. Manny,
I just heard you're going extinct.
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172. Hey, if you ever master hygiene,
try working on sensitivity.
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173. - I'm not going extinct.
- Kids, look. The last mammoth.
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174. Well, you probably won't see
another one of those again.
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175. See?
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176. OK, one, two, three... Where is James?
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177. Stu. Come on, Stu.
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178. Let's blow this ice-cube stand.
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179. Stu.
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180. Folks, be the first in the valley
to have your very own mobile home.
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181. - Shut up, Sid.
- OK.
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182. Stop singing, Sid.
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183. Sid, I'm going to fall on you again
and this time I will kill you.
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184. OK, someone doesn't like the classics.
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185. What if you're right?
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186. What if I am the last mammoth?
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187. But Manny, look at the bright side,
you have us.
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188. Not your most persuasive argument, Sid.
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189. - Mammoths?
- I knew I couldn't be the last one.
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190. I felt it in my gut.
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191. Extinct? Come on.
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192. He's up by a couple of fifths,
ahead by a tusk.
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193. And he's beating Diego
as Diego's coming round the corner.
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194. Sorry. My stomach hates me.
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195. Well, don't that put
the "stink" in extinction?
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196. Nasty.
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197. Manny.
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198. I need to be alone for a while.
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199. You go on ahead. I'll catch up.
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200. One truly is the loneliest number.
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201. These work great.
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202. Cool.
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203. - Missed me, now you gotta kiss me.
- I'll get 'em.
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204. - Which end is up?
- I'd hide that face too.
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205. - Hey, ugly.
- I gotta sit on that.
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206. Gotcha.
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207. OK, I'm going in.
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208. - Sid.
- What?
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209. - Nice miss.
- Cover your side.
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210. - I felt some breeze in that one.
- Smile.
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211. - Out of my way.
- Hello.
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212. Over here.
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213. - Surrender?
- Never.
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214. Cool.
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215. Smoke them.
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216. If anyone asks, there were 50 of 'em
and they were rattlesnakes.
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217. - Here, kitty, kitty.
- Big mistake, you miscreants.
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218. Miscreants?
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219. Diego, they're possums.
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220. Retreat.
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221. I guess it's just you and me now.
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222. I knew it.
I knew I wasn't the only one.
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223. Everyone falls out of the tree now
and then. They just don't admit it.
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224. Wait. What?
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225. Some of us have a tough time
holding on to branches.
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226. It's not like we're bats or something.
We don't have wings to keep us up.
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227. And you were in the tree because...?
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228. I was looking for my brothers.
They are always in trouble.
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229. Brothers? You mean there's more?
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230. Sure.
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231. - There's lots of us.
- Where?
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232. Everywhere.
Under rocks. In holes in the ground.
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233. Usually we come out at night
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234. Help! Help!
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235. Help!
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236. Well, shave me down and call me
a mole rat. You found another mammoth.
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237. Where? Wait a minute.
I thought mammoths were extinct.
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238. - What are you looking at me for?
- I don't know. Because you're a mammoth.
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239. Me? Don't be ridiculous.
I'm not a mammoth. I'm a possum.
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240. Right. Good one. I'm a newt.
This is my friend, the badger.
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241. And my other friend, the platypus.
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242. Why do I gotta be the platypus?
Make him the platypus.
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243. - This guy giving you trouble, sis?
- Sis?
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244. That's right. These are my brothers.
Possum, possum, possum.
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245. I don't think her tree
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246. Manny, brink of extinction's
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247. Hey, she should come with us.
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248. Are you insane? No way.
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249. OK.
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250. Manny wants me to ask you
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251. - I'd rather be road kill.
- That can be arranged.
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252. Funny. Let me have a little word
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253. Ellie, are you crazy?
We're not going with them.
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254. Look, we'll never make it in time
if we only travel at night.
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255. These guys can protect us out in the open.
What do you say?
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256. Why did you invite them?
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257. Cos you might be
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258. He has a point.
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259. Sorry, when did I join
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260. My brothers and I
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261. If you treat us nicely.
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262. See that?
That's the total opposite of nice.
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263. Maybe we'll have a snack
before we hit the road.
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264. You want a piece of us? Let's go.
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265. Banzai!
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266. - I got 'em.
- Back! Back!
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267. You know the best part?
We're carrying diseases.
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268. OK, thanks to Sid,
we're now travelling together.
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269. And like it or not,
we're going to be one big, happy family.
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270. I'll be the daddy,
Ellie will be the mommy.
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271. And Diego will be the uncle
who eats the kids who get on my nerves.
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272. Now, let's move it before the ground
falls out from under our feet.
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273. I thought fat guys
were supposed to be jolly.
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274. I'm not fat. It's this fur,
it makes me look big.
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275. - It's poofy.
- OK.
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276. He's fat.
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277. Escaping the flood is the perfect time
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278. with Fast Tony's Disaster Diet.
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279. You, ma'am, you look
like a big, fat, hairy beast.
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280. How would you like
to lose a ton or two?
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281. Would I ever.
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282. Don't listen to him, Vera.
You're already thin as a twig.
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283. I also have the perfect cure
for your eyesight, my blind friend.
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284. We'll never make it at this pace.
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285. Ellie, it's OK, you can
lose the camouflage. You're safe.
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286. OK. Safe? Please.
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287. Crash, Eddie, you two go scope it out.
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288. - What you got?
- Perimeter all clear.
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289. - Roger that. One-niner, over.
- Roger, over, victor...
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290. - Guys.
- All clear.
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291. Hawk!
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292. - What are you doing?
- Playing dead.
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293. - Manny, why don't you do that?
- Because I'm a mammoth.
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294. But you'd do it for treats, right?
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295. Is he gone?
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296. You're safe. Get up.
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297. Man.
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298. If you weren't here, that hawk would have
swooped down and snatched me for dinner.
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299. That's how cousin Wilton went.
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300. Boy, I really feel for you. I do.
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301. I can't even imagine what it'd be like
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302. - I'm not the last one.
- You brave, brave soul.
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304. Ellie.
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306. They're the same shape.
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307. Well, how do I know
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308. Well, then,
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309. look at our shadows.
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310. We match.
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311. You're right. They're the same.
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312. You must be part possum.
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313. You wish.
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314. Diego, there are whole continents
moving faster than you.
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315. We gotta catch up with the others.
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317. Cry me a river, blubber-tooth tiger.
Have some fun.
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318. The ice is thin enough
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319. Diego, come on. The ice may be thin,
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320. but it's strong enough to hold
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321. Mammal overboard!
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322. Ellie, get up.
If you play dead, you'll be dead.
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323. Look at me.
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325. Diego.
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326. Come on, Diego. Come on.
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327. This may sting a little.
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328. - What in the animal kingdom was that?
- I don't know.
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329. From now on,
land - safe, water - not safe.
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330. That was the bravest thing
I've ever seen.
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331. - It was nothing. I...
- It's not a compliment.
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332. To a possum, bravery is just dumb.
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333. - Yeah, we're spineless.
- Lily-livered.
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334. Maybe mammoths are going extinct
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335. Maybe you should run away more.
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336. Good point. Thanks for the advice.
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337. Happy to help.
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338. Do you believe her? "Bravery is dumb.
Maybe you should run away more".
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339. She's infuriating
and stubborn and narrow-minded.
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340. You like her.
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341. - I do not.
- Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me.
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342. - And so is yours.
- What secret?
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343. You know, the one where you can't swim.
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344. That's ridiculous.
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345. Fine. But we're living
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346. You're going to have to
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347. Almost there.
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348. - OK. Ready, Eddie?
- Set.
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349. Let's roll.
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350. Wait for me.
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351. No brakes. Gotta roll.
Meet you at the other end.
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352. So you think she's the girl for me?
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353. Yeah. She's tons of fun
and you're no fun at all.
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354. She completes you.
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355. Yeah.
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356. Hey, Manny. Can you pull back the tree
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357. - No.
- Come on.
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358. You expect to impress
with that attitude?
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359. I don't want to impress.
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360. Why are you trying
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361. Because that's what she is.
I don't care if she thinks she's a possum.
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362. - You can't be two things.
- Au contraire, Man-fered.
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363. Tell that to the bullfrog,
chicken hawk or turtledove.
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364. He's never gonna let up on you.
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365. It'll be easier on all of us
if you just go with it.
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366. So what do you want me to do?
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367. Pull the tree
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368. I don't know.
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369. If you're too lame to do it,
we can get Ellie.
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370. No, no, no. No, I can do it.
I can do it.
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371. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, come on.
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372. - Have you done this before?
- Only a million times.
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373. Farther, farther, farther.
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374. Perfect. Fire!
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375. Yeah! I can fly!
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376. Crash!
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377. Crash! Crash!
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378. - Crash, are you OK?
- What happened?
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379. - Manny shot him out of a tree.
- What's wrong with you?
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380. - He said he could do it.
- And you listened to him?
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381. Crash, whatever you do,
don't go into the light.
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382. Can I help in any way here?
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383. You've done enough.
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384. - Are you happy now?
- Crash, Crash, don't leave me.
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386. Who's gonna be my wingman of mayhem?
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387. Who's gonna roll
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388. Dung patch?
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389. - Wait. My legs. I can stand.
- He can stand.
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390. - I can run.
- He can run. It's a miracle.
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391. Hallelujah!
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392. What can I say? They're boys.
They make my life a little adventure.
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393. You guys are so dead.
Thanks for embarrassing me.
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394. Not the face.
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395. Ellie, Ellie, me too.
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396. She's not half bad.
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397. Crazy and confused, but sweet.
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398. So?
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399. So what's holding you back?
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400. My family.
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401. You can have that again, you know.
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402. No, Sid, I can't.
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403. OK, OK, but think about it.
I mean, if you let this chance go,
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404. you're letting your whole species go
and that's just... that's just selfish.
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405. I think I'm starting
to get through to him.
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406. - Wait, wait. I got you.
- Slowpoke.
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407. - Need help?
- No, no. Just catching my breath.
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408. - You're stuck.
- I am not.
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409. All right, then, let's go.
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410. I can't.
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411. I'm stuck.
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412. Don't you think that picking them up
like this would be easier?
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413. Ellie?
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414. I know this place.
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415. You know, deep down,
I knew I was different.
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416. I was a little bigger
than the other possum kids.
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417. OK, a lot bigger.
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418. Now I understand why the possum boys
didn't find me appealing.
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419. That's too bad,
because as far as mammoths go, you're,
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420. - you know.
- What?
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421. Attractive.
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422. - Really?
- Sure.
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423. What about me is attractive?
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424. I don't know.
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425. Well, there's your
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427. What about it?
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430. You're just saying that.
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431. No, no, no, I mean it.
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432. It's huge.
Biggest darn butt I've ever seen.
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433. That is really sweet.
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434. What a crazy day.
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435. This morning I woke up a possum
and now I'm a mammoth.
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436. Boy, Manny sure took a big leap
with Ellie today.
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437. Sure did.
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438. He stood on the shore of uncertainty
and dove right in. Splash.
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439. Kind of brave, huh?
The way he faced his fear.
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440. I wouldn't know.
Sabres don't feel fear.
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441. Come on, all animals feel fear.
It's what separates us from, say, rocks.
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442. Rocks have no fear.
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443. - And they sink.
- What are you getting at, Sid?
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444. It may surprise you to know
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445. No. You?
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446. Yeah. Yes, as impossible as it seems,
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447. the sloth has natural enemies that would
like to harm or otherwise "kill" us.
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448. - I wonder why?
- Jealousy, mostly.
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449. But the point is that fear is natural.
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450. Fear is for prey.
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451. Well, then, you're letting
the water make you its prey.
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452. Justjump in and trust your instincts.
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453. You know, most animals
can swim as babies.
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454. And for a tiger, it's like crawling
on your belly to stalk helpless prey.
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455. But faster, OK?
Now, claw, kick, claw, kick.
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456. I'm stalking the prey. Claw, kick.
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457. I look back over my shoulder
to see if I'm being followed.
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458. And I'm breathing.
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459. And I'm stalking
and I'm stalking and I'm...
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460. - I'm falling.
- Correction. You're sinking.
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461. Kind of like a rock.
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462. Hey, do we do any special tricks
like roll over?
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463. Or do we just throw our weight around?
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464. Whoops. Sorry.
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465. I don't know my own strength yet.
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466. Ellie, do you realise that now
we have a chance to save our species?
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467. - Really? How are we gonna do that?
- Well, you know...
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469. I'm not a mammoth for five minutes
and you're hitting on me?
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470. I wasn't saying...
Not right now. In time.
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471. I was just saying that
it's our responsibility.
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472. What?
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473. All right, that came out wrong. I...
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474. You're very pretty, but we just met...
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475. Responsibility?
Just doing your duty? Is that it?
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476. Ready to make the ultimate sacrifice
to save your species.
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477. I got some news for you. You're not saving
the species tonight or any other night.
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478. - So, how did it go?
- Not bad.
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479. OK, let's go.
We travelled with you all day,
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480. now you're coming with us at night.
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481. But we can't see at night.
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482. Then enjoy the flood.
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483. I can't even look at him.
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484. Pervert.
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485. Making friends everywhere you go.
Just making friends.
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486. - Watch out, there's a stump.
- Not anymore.
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487. I thought we could walk together.
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488. Crash,
ask the mammoth why he thinks that.
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489. She said she thinks you're ajerk
and to go away.
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490. She didn't say...
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491. Look, maybe if we spend more time...
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492. Tell him that I need
a little personal space right now.
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493. - She said go jump in a lake.
- And possums rule.
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494. - I can hear her, you know.
- What do you want? A medal?
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495. Stop moving.
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496. Thank you.
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497. Manny, Ellie. Lock trunks.
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498. Now!
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499. Crash, Eddie. Grab on to that ledge.
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500. - Funny. Now what's your real plan?
- Just do it.
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501. - Bye, Eddie.
- Bye, Crash.
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502. - Bye, Ellie.
- Go now.
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503. I'm sorry if what I said before
offended you.
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504. What do you mean "if" it offended me?
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505. That it offended her!
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506. I mean that, that it offended you.
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507. - You just overreacted, that's all.
- What?
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508. - Take it back.
- There are other lives at stake here.
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509. - He's got a point.
- He's got nothing.
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510. - It was a misunderstanding.
- It was insensitive.
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511. - Apologise.
- Why me? She overreacted.
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512. - Just apologise.
- No.
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513. - Do it.
- OK, I'm sorry.
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514. What?
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515. - He's right. I overreacted.
- You mean...
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516. Not another word or I'll come down there
and push you over myself.
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517. I got it. I got it.
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518. I got it.
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519. Manny, Ellie, run! Run!
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520. I guess we finally
did something right together.
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521. Hey, don't mind me.
Just hanging off the edge of a cliff here.
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522. - Remember the good old days?
- Which good old days?
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523. You know. Yesterday, last week.
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524. Back when the trees went up and down
and the ground stayed under our feet.
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525. Yep. Those were the good days.
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526. Possums were possums
and mammoths were mammoths.
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527. - We should get some sleep.
- Yeah.
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528. Tomorrow's the day
the vulture said we're all going to die.
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529. Wait a minute.
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530. Can I help you?
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531. Now, that's what I call respect.
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532. Nice.
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533. Somebody here likes Sid.
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534. Who is your decorator?
I mean, this is fabulous.
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535. Fire King.
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536. Fire King? Well, you know, it's about time
someone recognised my true potential.
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537. Let there be fire.
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538. If only the guys could see me now.
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539. This is either really good
or really bad.
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540. No, no, no.
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541. Me Fire King. Why kill Fire King?
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542. A thousand years' bad juju
for killing Fire King.
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543. Super-heated rock from Earth's core
is surging to the crust,
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544. melting ice built up
over thousands of years.
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545. You're a very advanced race.
Together, we can look for a solution.
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546. We have one - sacrifice the Fire King.
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547. - Well, that's not very advanced.
- Worth a shot.
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548. No! No!
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549. Bad juju!
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550. Water? Water!
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551. Crash, I told you not to drink
before bed.
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552. I didn't do this.
At least, not all of it.
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553. - What's happening?
- We overslept. We need to move.
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554. What if we're the last creatures
left alive?
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555. We'll have to repopulate the Earth.
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556. How? Everyone's either
a dude or our sister.
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557. Hi. Hey, Manny.
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558. Wow. What a night.
You'll never guess what happened.
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559. You were sleepwalking.
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560. No, no, no. I was kidnapped
by a tribe of mini sloths.
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561. - That was gonna be my second guess.
- And they worshiped me.
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562. I mean, sure, they tossed me into a
flaming tar pit, but they worshiped me.
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563. You were dreaming. Come on, the water's
rising faster than we're moving.
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564. I'm telling you, I was kidnapped.
I was worshiped. Guys.
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565. Fine.
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566. Can we slow down a little?
I'm dying here.
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567. It was just a figure of speech.
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568. They just sit there, watching us.
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569. I wish I knew what they were thinking.
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570. There. Now you know
what they were thinking.
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571. - Sid!
- What? It's catchy.
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572. - We made it.
- Yeah, we showed those scary vultures.
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573. It's just a little hot water and steam.
How bad could it be?
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574. I just did something
involuntary and messy.
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575. OK, come on.
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576. Manny. Get back.
It's a minefield out there.
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577. There's only one way to go.
Straight through.
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578. Straight through? We'd like to
keep the fur on our bodies, thank you.
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579. - We'll head back and go around.
- There's no time.
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580. The dam will burst before we make it.
We'll drown.
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581. If we go through this,
we get blown to bits.
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582. - We go forward.
- We go back.
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583. - Forward.
- Back.
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584. - Can I say something?
- No.
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585. - You are so stubborn and hard-headed.
- Well, I guess that proves it.
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586. I am a mammoth.
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587. - Come on.
- Fine.
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588. I don't know. Drowning sounds like
a much gentler way to go.
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589. Blown to bits sounds so sudden.
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590. He's going to get himself killed.
Manny, wait.
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591. Manny.
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592. Kids, look, the last mammoth.
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593. I just heard you're going extinct.
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594. - You can't be two things.
- She thinks you're ajerk.
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595. Where's your big, happy family?
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596. What's wrong with you?
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597. Manny, come on. We gotta go. Now!
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598. That way.
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599. Do not leave your children unattended.
All unattended children will be eaten.
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600. - Have you seen a mammoth?
- No, sorry.
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601. - Have you seen a mammoth?
- No.
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602. Possum? About 11 foot tall?
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603. - Hey, buddy, have you seen a mammoth?
- I sure have. Big as life.
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604. - Where?
- I'm looking at him.
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605. Not me.
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606. Poor guy doesn't know he's a mammoth.
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607. - I don't see her anywhere.
- Maybe she's already on board.
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608. Hurry, this way. Come on.
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609. - There it is.
- Ellie! Help!
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610. Come on, come on, run!
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611. Push.
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612. - You guys gotta go.
- We're not leaving you.
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613. - I'm not asking.
- Ellie, no.
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614. Ellie, don't worry.
We're going for help.
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615. Stay here.
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616. - Help us.
- Help! Somebody help.
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617. Manny.
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618. Manny.
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619. - Manny.
- It's Ellie, she's trapped in a cave.
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620. Ellie.
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621. Manny.
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622. - Help!
- I'll save you.
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623. Great. Who's gonna save him?
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624. You really need to brush.
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625. OK, OK, OK. Jump in now.
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626. Come on, 'fraidy cat. Come on.
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627. You can do this, you can do this,
you can do this.
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628. Trust your instincts. Attack the water.
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629. I am not your prey. I am not your prey.
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630. I am not your prey.
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631. Attack the water. Stalking the prey.
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632. Claw, kick. Even babies can do it.
Come on.
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633. Claw, kick, claw, kick.
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634. Hey. I'm stalking the prey.
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635. Eddie.
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636. You did it, buddy.
You kicked water's butt.
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637. Nothing to it. Most animals
can swim as babies, you know.
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638. Yeah, but not tigers.
I left that part out.
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639. There he is.
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640. Ellie, hold on to me.
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641. Manny, Manny, behind you.
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642. There they are.
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643. They made it.
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644. We thought we'd never see you again.
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645. We're gonna live.
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646. We're gonna die.
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647. Well, I'm not leaving.
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648. Grandpa, let go of the boat.
The flood's over.
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649. - This is my boat now.
- Come on, let's go. Come on, come on.
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650. Stu. We made it. We're gonna live.
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651. Well, I am anyway.
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652. I'm thinking about starting
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653. Sid's Squids.
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654. All hail Fire King.
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655. Hi.
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656. Fire King avert flood.
Join us, O great and noble flaming one.
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657. No, not so fast there, OK.
You make a quality offer.
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658. But Fire King has a prior commitment.
His herd needs him.
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659. He is the gooey, sticky stuff
that holds us together.
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660. He made this herd,
and we'd be nothing without him.
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661. - You mean it?
- Sid. Sid.
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662. That doesn't mean "want to touch".
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663. Don't ask.
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664. We're not the last ones anymore.
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665. You're not coming?
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667. I am a mammoth.
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668. I should probably be with a mammoth.
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670. Yeah, unless...
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671. Unless?
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675. I hope you find everything
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676. You too.
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677. Manny, you've come a long way since we
met and I'll take full credit for that,
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678. but you need to let go of the past
so you can have a future.
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679. - Go after her.
- It's OK.
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680. We'll always be here for you.
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681. - I'll keep in touch.
- Yeah, yeah. You're a good friend.
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683. Our Manny's growing up.
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684. Ellie! Ellie!
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685. Manny.
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686. Ellie, I don't want us
to be together because we have to.
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because we want to.
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688. And I wanna be with you, Ellie.
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689. - What do you say?
- Manny, I thought you were going...
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690. You're possum enough for me.
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691. Well, it's just you and me now.
Two bachelors knocking about in the wild.
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692. Fine. But I'm not gonna carry you.
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693. - I still have my pride, you know.
- Come on, buddy, for old time's sake.
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694. I'll carry him.
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695. - But your herd's leaving.
- We are now.
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696. Shotgun!
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Me or Diego?
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698. - Diego. It's not even close.
- Told you.
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702. and the dog's kid had a pet,
that would be Sid.
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703. - Can I have a dog, Manny?
- No.
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704. - Ellie, can I have a dog?
- Of course you can, sweetie.
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I saved you, little buddy. Remember?
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