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hundreds of them,
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a new supernatural infestation
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on the Young Adult Network.
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my favorite TV show again.
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- Yes.
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yeah. Thank you.
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we're ready to go in.
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what he's doing...
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I don't think so.
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episode guide.
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on the Young Adult Network.
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the double bill of bands
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at the Double Lunch.
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Saturday night?
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Owen wants to go
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at Johnny Link's.
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save him every day.
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little cutie.
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more, like, gross guys.
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Michael Stipe?
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a brand-new The Pink Opaque.
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if I come sit down?
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my imaginary best friend,
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an ancient psychic connection.
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fight the forces of evil.
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of the summer.
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during the winter?
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didn't have to leave
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got cold in the winter.
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and join her, if you want.
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It was really interesting.
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She's super hot,
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in person, right?
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via "the psychic plane."
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- How can I have a destiny?
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that I tried to touch her tit,
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11th grade comes around
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it's been her lifelong dream
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you've been making me
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You know that, right?
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Do you like girls?
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Estee Lauder called.
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- Are you there?
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- Okay. Okay, thank you.
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There was a downed power line.
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I remember it as a TV show.
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468. Don't fight it.
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469. Let my poison work its magic.
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470. You're gonna love
the Midnight Realm.
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471. It's such a wonderful,
wonderful prison.
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472. It's okay.
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473. Soon you won't
remember anything.
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474. Your real name.
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475. Your superpowers.
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476. Your heart.
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477. You won't even remember
that you're dying!
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478. They bury her... alive.
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479. And then...
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480. it just ended...
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481. forever.
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482. This isn't my home!
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483. You're not my father!
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484. I made it all the way
to Phoenix
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485. on the money I had saved.
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486. The trees looked different,
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487. but everything else
was exactly the same.
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488. I started using a new name.
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489. Sleeping at the cheapest
hostel I could find.
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490. The Pink Opaque was over.
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491. I got a job at the mall.
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492. At Build-A-Bear.
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493. Filling the dolls up
with stuffing.
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494. I got out of that town.
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495. That place I knew
would kill me if I stayed.
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496. But something was still wrong.
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497. Wronger, even.
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498. Time wasn't right.
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499. It was moving too fast.
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500. And then I was 19.
And then I was 20.
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501. I felt like
one of those dolls,
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502. asleep in the supermarket.
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503. Stuffed.
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504. And then I was 21.
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505. Like chapters skipped over
on a DVD.
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506. I told myself...
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507. "This isn't normal.
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508. "This isn't normal."
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509. This isn't how life
is supposed to be.
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510. I thought about
running away again.
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511. About moving to Santa Fe
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512. and changing my name
one more time.
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513. But I knew that everywhere
would be just the same.
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514. I had seen how it ended.
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515. I knew where I was.
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516. A little bit after
my 22nd birthday,
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517. I paid this burnout kid
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518. who used to hit on me
in the food court
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519. $50 to bury me alive.
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520. I mean...
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521. he didn't know
he was burying me alive,
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522. but I doubt he would have
cared too much even if he did.
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523. I bought a coffin.
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524. I dug a hole.
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525. I got inside
and I closed the lid.
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526. I said to myself,
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527. "This is crazy.
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528. "What you're doing is crazy."
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529. But another part of me
knew that it wasn't.
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530. That it was survival.
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531. And that I didn't
have much time.
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532. That what felt like
years in this world
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533. was actually just seconds.
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534. So I waited.
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535. And then finally,
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536. the first spadeful of dirt
hit the top of the box.
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537. And then another.
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538. And then another.
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539. I sang songs to myself.
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540. I counted to 10,000
without skipping any numbers.
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541. I pissed and I shit my pants
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542. and I forced my mouth
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543. to produce whatever saliva
it could muster
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544. just so I would
have something to drink.
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545. I screamed
as loud as I could for help.
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546. I apologized
for the whole thing.
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547. And I begged God for someone
to come along and save me.
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548. I tried and tried
to claw my way out,
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549. but that burnout guy had
packed the dirt in too tight
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550. just like I had
asked him to do.
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551. And then,
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552. after I don't know how long,
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553. I felt myself
start to leave myself.
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554. And it was like
I was watching myself
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555. on TV from across the room.
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556. And I was moving further
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557. and further away
from the screen
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558. until the screen was so small
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559. that I couldn't even
see myself anymore.
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560. And then I was clawing
my way up out of the ground.
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561. And then I was at the surface,
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562. gasping for air,
rain pouring down on me.
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563. Thunder and lightning.
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564. And I was finally back there.
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565. Back at our old
sleepaway camp.
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566. And just like I was waking up
from a bad dream,
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567. that whole life...
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568. that whole reality
where I was Maddy Wilson...
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569. drifted away.
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570. Like a brief hallucination
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571. that, after a few moments,
I could hardly even remember.
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572. And all those memories
that had felt so real
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573. washed away with the rain
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574. back at our old
sleepaway camp.
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575. And I was me.
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576. I was finally me again.
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577. And it was
the season six premiere.
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578. I tried looking for you,
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579. but Mr. Melancholy had
covered his tracks too well.
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580. I knew you must be buried
somewhere close by,
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581. but I didn't know where.
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582. And your signal...
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583. That signal that I used to be
able to close my eyes
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584. and feel so vividly...
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585. was nowhere.
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586. I wasn't picking up anything
on the psychic plane.
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587. I found my heart.
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588. Isabel, oh, my God!
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589. I found yours, too.
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590. And it was still beating,
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591. stored indefinitely in...
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592. In an industrial freezer!
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593. I left our hearts there
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594. because I knew
I wasn't done yet.
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595. And I found
Mr. Melancholy's cauldron.
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596. I found the Luna Juice
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597. he used to send us
to the Midnight Realm,
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598. then I took a big sip
straight out from the ladle.
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599. And I laid back down...
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600. and I waited
to fall back asleep.
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601. I knew I needed
to come back here.
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602. I knew I needed to come back
and save you.
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603. So that the show can continue.
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604. So that we can
get to season six.
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605. Maddy.
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606. That's not my name.
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607. And I haven't
told you anything tonight
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608. that you don't already know.
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609. Tell me.
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610. Tell me you know it's true.
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611. I...
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612. You told me yourself
you felt it.
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613. Remember? On the bleachers?
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614. You know
what he put inside you.
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615. This... This is insane. I...
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616. I remember... I remember...
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617. playing in the snow.
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618. Driving to baseball games
with my dad.
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619. Cooking with my mom.
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620. Those memories were put there
to distract you.
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621. To keep you trapped.
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622. This isn't the Midnight Realm,
Maddy,
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623. it's just the suburbs.
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624. I told you that's not my name.
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625. And we need to go back down
into the soil.
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626. Tonight.
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627. The longer you wait
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628. the closer you get
to suffocating.
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629. I've got everything ready.
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630. That spot
behind the football field
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631. where the stoners
used to get high after school.
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632. No one will find us there.
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633. Come on.
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634. I know it's scary.
That's part of it.
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635. It's like the Drain Lords.
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636. Just like the Drain Lords.
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637. It's not real
if I don't think about it.
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638. Isabel.
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639. After that night
on the football field,
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640. I locked myself inside.
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641. I didn't leave the house
for days.
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642. I kept waiting for her
to show back up
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643. to force me underground.
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644. But she never did.
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645. I never saw her again.
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646. I told myself
I made the right choice.
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647. Maddy's story was insane.
It couldn't be true.
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650. I found myself wondering,
what if she was right?
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651. What if she had been
telling the truth?
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652. What if I really
was someone else?
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653. Someone beautiful
and powerful.
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654. Someone buried alive
and suffocating to death.
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655. Very far away,
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656. on the other side
of the television screen.
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657. But I know that's not true.
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658. That's just fantasy.
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659. Kid's stuff.
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660. The movie theater closed
the next fall.
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661. My manager brought me
along with him
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662. to the Fun Center.
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663. I work there now restocking
the ball pit with balls.
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664. My father passed away in 2010
after his second stroke.
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665. Time moves fast these days.
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666. Years pass like seconds.
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667. I just try not to think
too hard about it.
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668. I decided to stay
in the house.
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669. It was time for me
to become a man.
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670. A real adult.
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671. A productive
member of society.
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672. And that's exactly what I did.
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673. I even got a family of my own.
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674. I love them
more than anything.
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675. Anyway, like I was saying,
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676. it was raining the other night
and I couldn't sleep,
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677. so I started
The Pink Opaque again.
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678. It's available to stream now.
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679. - You don't even need a disc.
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680. I started
The Pink Opaque again.
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681. And it was nothing
like I remembered it.
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682. Hey, Mr. Ice Cream Man.
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683. Stop turning all my friends
into Popsicle sticks!
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684. But I'm so lonely.
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685. I have nothing to do
all winter.
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686. The whole thing felt
cheesy and cheap.
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687. Dated, and not scary at all.
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688. I know!
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689. In the winter time,
instead of selling ice cream,
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690. you can sell soup instead.
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691. Why didn't I think of that?
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692. Let's all have a soup party!
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693. Yay, a soup party!
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694. I just felt embarrassed.
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695. Marco.
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696. Polo.
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697. You got me!
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698. Go, go, go!
Get it! Get it!
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699. Money!
Money! Money!
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700. Money!
Go, go, go, go!
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701. Get that money!
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702. Come on, get in there.
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703. Come on, we're doing it.
All right, guys, come on!
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705. Come on!
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706. Everybody!
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707. Come on!
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708. Let's go again
from the top!
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709. One more time!
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710. Faster!
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711. Louder!
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712. You need to help me!
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714. Sorry. Ignore me. I...
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717. You okay in there, buddy?
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718. I'm fine.
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719. Out in a minute.
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720. Sorry about that before.
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721. Sorry about before.
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722. Just a new medication I'm on.
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723. Sorry.
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724. I'm sorry about before.
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725. Sorry about that before.
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726. Sorry.
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