1. Love sure is a funny thing.Copy !req
2. Makes you happy. Makes you sad.Copy !req
3. Makes you do all sorts of things...Copy !req
4. you never thought you'd do before.Copy !req
5. In fact, love's the reason...Copy !req
6. I'm laying here dying.Copy !req
7. - Uh-huh.
- No, there's not.Copy !req
8. - Oh, I see it, there it is!
- Told ya.Copy !req
9. - I still don't see it.
- It's right there.Copy !req
10. Steven!Copy !req
11. - I still don't see it.
- Steven!Copy !req
12. Come on, honey.Copy !req
13. Now, Steven.Copy !req
14. We wanna tell you
something very important,Copy !req
15. but I want you to know
that it doesn't change a thing.Copy !req
16. We're still gonna love you.Copy !req
17. - You're still...
- You're adopted.Copy !req
18. - It's true.
- Ow.Copy !req
19. You're a very special little boy.Copy !req
20. But do you know why?Copy !req
21. Because we chose you.Copy !req
22. Your mother's right, son.Copy !req
23. It's because we love you.Copy !req
24. We put some money in a paper bag...Copy !req
25. and gave it to your real mommy
in the hospital parking lot...Copy !req
26. so you could come home with us,
okay?Copy !req
27. It hurt a bit.Copy !req
28. But I decided I wasn't
gonna let that get me down.Copy !req
29. Let's go, people, let's go!Copy !req
30. No way.Copy !req
31. Where's the crash cart?Copy !req
32. I decided I would be the best son,
no, the best person I could be.Copy !req
33. IN THE RESURRECTION MORNING...Copy !req
34. GOD SHALL SOUND...Copy !req
35. WE SHALL RISE, WE SHALL RISE.Copy !req
36. WE SHALL RISE, HALLELUJAH.Copy !req
37. WE SHALL RISE, AMEN. WE SHALL...Copy !req
38. RISE HALLELUJAH...Copy !req
39. ON THE RESURRECTION MORNING.Copy !req
40. WHEN DEATH'S PRISON
BARS ARE BROKEN...Copy !req
41. WE SHALL RISE, WE SHALL RISE.Copy !req
42. - Morning, Steven.
- Bill.Copy !req
43. - You got somethin'.
- Thanks, darlin'.Copy !req
44. - Hey, Steven.
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
45. - How's it hangin'?
- Oh, to the left.Copy !req
46. Ho, gunslinger. Look out.Copy !req
47. - Smitty.
- Hey, Steve.Copy !req
48. - Weiss.
- Hey, Steven.Copy !req
49. And you've got a chocolate bar
and a piece of cake.Copy !req
50. You got a loose tooth.Copy !req
51. That's 2 that's coming in, isn't it?Copy !req
52. I brushed my gums.Copy !req
53. I got your nose. Look at that.Copy !req
54. That's your finger.Copy !req
55. No, it's not. It's your nose.Copy !req
56. I can smell you.Copy !req
57. You smell really good.Copy !req
58. You have lots of dreams, okay?Copy !req
59. Okay.Copy !req
60. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
61. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
62. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
63. Good night.Copy !req
64. Good night.Copy !req
65. Good night.Copy !req
66. And if it wasn't for you, Jesus...Copy !req
67. I would have never found that
last coffee filter.Copy !req
68. And Prayer Girls would
have been ruined for sure.Copy !req
69. - So, thank you for that.
- Amen.Copy !req
70. And for Stephie's allergy screen
coming back all negative.Copy !req
71. That would have been a nightmare.Copy !req
72. I know that it was in your plan
for her to enjoy nuts in her life...Copy !req
73. and not end up like little Wendy
who blew up like a balloon and...Copy !req
74. they had to cut a hole in her throat
so that she could breathe.Copy !req
75. And, finally...Copy !req
76. I would like to thank you for
this man, Jesus.Copy !req
77. This man who works so hard
to make us happy,Copy !req
78. This man who pursued me
to the ends of the Earth...Copy !req
79. and promised me a life
of eternal happiness.Copy !req
80. And he's kept that promise,Copy !req
81. oh, Lord, he has.Copy !req
82. - Every day. Amen.
- Amen.Copy !req
83. It's just sometimes I wanna cry
when I think about how happy I am.Copy !req
84. It's like the time you were there...Copy !req
85. Deb, you know how as a cop
I have access to records and things?Copy !req
86. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
87. Do you think it would be unethical
for me to use that to find my mother?Copy !req
88. What?Copy !req
89. I think that's probably something
that you need to think about.Copy !req
90. And maybe at another time?Copy !req
91. Right. I shouldn't have done it.Copy !req
92. You did it? What'd you find?Copy !req
93. I haven't looked. It's downstairs.Copy !req
94. Steven! Oh, my God. Let's go look!Copy !req
95. - Oh, wait, hold on.
- What?Copy !req
96. Let me finish.Copy !req
97. It's chicken scratch, mostly.Copy !req
98. - Ooh, what's that?
- She's right here.Copy !req
99. She's been here the whole time.Copy !req
100. - Is that her?
- Without question.Copy !req
101. Well, that's wonderful.Copy !req
102. You want me to make some cookies?
I'm gonna make some cookies.Copy !req
103. Let's make some cookies.
You wanna make some cookies?Copy !req
104. No cookies?Copy !req
105. He's in Defib!Copy !req
106. Where is the fucking crash cart?Copy !req
107. And one. And two. And three.Copy !req
108. Charge to two hundred.Copy !req
109. And one. And two.Copy !req
110. Clear.Copy !req
111. Recharge 300.Copy !req
112. Truth be told, the reason I became
a cop was to find my real mother.Copy !req
113. Maybe it wasn't the right thing to do.Copy !req
114. Maybe it wasn't the moral thing to do.Copy !req
115. But, hell. I just wasn't hearing it.Copy !req
116. Look at that.Copy !req
117. Is something wrong, Officer?Copy !req
118. Are you Barbara Bascombe?Copy !req
119. Yes. Is something wrong?Copy !req
120. You gave a baby up for adoption,
correct?Copy !req
121. I don't think I know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
122. Okay.Copy !req
123. You were young.Copy !req
124. You made a mistake giving me away.Copy !req
125. Mom, please, let me finish.Copy !req
126. We all make mistakes.Copy !req
127. I came here to say I forgive you.Copy !req
128. Because none of us is perfect.Copy !req
129. With a fresh start, we can build.Copy !req
130. I have no idea
what you're talking about, Steven.Copy !req
131. Just tell me why!Copy !req
132. Go away!Copy !req
133. Okay, okay, I understand.
It's a lot at once.Copy !req
134. I'll come back, how's that?Copy !req
135. I'll come back later.Copy !req
136. I'll bring us some coffee...Copy !req
137. and we can talk about
why you abandoned me...Copy !req
138. and kept your other two children!Copy !req
139. I was the middle child.Copy !req
140. What was wrong with me?Copy !req
141. What was wrong with me?Copy !req
142. What was wrong...Copy !req
143. Oh, shit. I broke your screen.Copy !req
144. I'm so sor... I broke your screen.Copy !req
145. Oh, fuck it.Copy !req
146. You know what?
I'm gonna take this mat.Copy !req
147. 'Cause it's a lie.Copy !req
148. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.Copy !req
149. I'm goin'.Copy !req
150. I quit the force that day.Copy !req
151. I packed up my family
and I moved to Texas.Copy !req
152. Take these in the kitchen.Copy !req
153. Steven? Hi. Come on up.Copy !req
154. You haven't met
our new neighbors yet.Copy !req
155. Across the street and down two.
Neil and Sara.Copy !req
156. No, I haven't.Copy !req
157. I hope you're changing the paint.Copy !req
158. What do you call that color?Copy !req
159. No, we're changing it.Copy !req
160. Good, good, good.Copy !req
161. Debbie tells me you used to be
on the police force back in Georgia.Copy !req
162. Virginia Beach.Copy !req
163. I kinda lost interest, you know.Copy !req
164. Went back into the family business.Copy !req
165. What's that?Copy !req
166. Produce. I work for Cisco.Copy !req
167. Always fresh, never frozen.Copy !req
168. It's got great benefits, too.Copy !req
169. Yeah, and the hours don't crush me.Copy !req
170. Plenty of home time.Copy !req
171. Yeah, now I can keep my eye on him.Copy !req
172. Among other things.Copy !req
173. No.Copy !req
174. Watch out.Copy !req
175. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come!Copy !req
176. Do it, man. Come in my ass.Copy !req
177. Did I forget to mention I'm gay?Copy !req
178. Yep. I'm gay.
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.Copy !req
179. Have been as long as I remember.Copy !req
180. Hey, look up. I see a pony.Copy !req
181. What do you see?Copy !req
182. I see a diesel train.Copy !req
183. I see a whirly-bird.Copy !req
184. I see a wiener.Copy !req
185. What? What kinda wiener?Copy !req
186. Shut up. There's no wiener.Copy !req
187. Uh-huh.Copy !req
188. No, there's not.Copy !req
189. Oh, I see it. There it is.Copy !req
190. I still don't see it.Copy !req
191. Now, where was I? Oh, yeah.Copy !req
192. Do it, man. Come in my ass.Copy !req
193. And I did.Copy !req
194. I have been living a lie
for a long, long time.Copy !req
195. I tend to do that. Hide things.Copy !req
196. So I told Debbie I had
clients to entertain or...Copy !req
197. I was working late, just little lies.Copy !req
198. Sometimes you have to shave
a little off the puzzle piece...Copy !req
199. just to make it fit.Copy !req
200. But of course life has a way of
forcing these things into the light.Copy !req
201. You might even call it an epiphany.Copy !req
202. I haven't lived my life.Copy !req
203. - Try not to speak, sir.
- Fuck you.Copy !req
204. No one's gonna tell me
what to do anymore.Copy !req
205. No more lies.Copy !req
206. I'm gonna live my life my way.Copy !req
207. Be the real me.Copy !req
208. Buy what I want do what I want,
fuck who I want.Copy !req
209. My way.Copy !req
210. Okay, sir. Whatever you say.Copy !req
211. - I'm gonna be a fag.
- Okay.Copy !req
212. - A big fag.
- All right.Copy !req
213. You hear me?
I'm gonna be a fag.Copy !req
214. Faggot!Copy !req
215. That's what they're gonna call me.Copy !req
216. Yep, just like that...Copy !req
217. I decided to start my life over
and live it like the real me.Copy !req
218. Of course it was a delicate situation.Copy !req
219. So I'd have to find the right way
to break it to Debbie.Copy !req
220. You're what?Copy !req
221. I'm gay!Copy !req
222. Life was good.Copy !req
223. I moved to Florida
got two adorable pups...Copy !req
224. and a boyfriend named Jimmy.Copy !req
225. I swear. I bought anything
that caught my eye.Copy !req
226. Clothes jewelry,
you name it I snatched it up.Copy !req
227. I was the guy everyone called to
find out where the new hotspotsCopy !req
228. were clubs, bars, restaurants.Copy !req
229. I knew them all.Copy !req
230. And sometimes I'd even stay at hotels
on the weekend because...Copy !req
231. I heard they had great bathrooms.Copy !req
232. Or room service. Or really hot bellboys.Copy !req
233. But it didn't take me
long to realize somethingCopy !req
234. that never occurred to me before.Copy !req
235. Actually, no one ever really
talks about this, but...Copy !req
236. Cash or charge?Copy !req
237. Being gay is really expensive.Copy !req
238. Charge.Copy !req
239. But it was nowhere
near good enough...Copy !req
240. for living as high on the gay hog
as I wanted to.Copy !req
241. - US-1, right?
- Finest in the land.Copy !req
242. For a guy with
no college education...Copy !req
243. my options were...Copy !req
244. limited.Copy !req
245. Oh, my back!Copy !req
246. Oh, I can't believe
I slipped on virgin oil.Copy !req
247. Ah, don't touch me.
Oh, no, don't tou... Oh.Copy !req
248. So, I had no choice.Copy !req
249. I became a conman.Copy !req
250. Your check.Copy !req
251. Yep. Insurance fraud
credit card fraud, passport fraud.Copy !req
252. I was selling bad tomatoes.Copy !req
253. Anything to make a buck.Copy !req
254. - And best of all.
- There you go.Copy !req
255. No one got hurt.Copy !req
256. Thank you, Mr. Evans...Copy !req
257. can I see some I.D., please?Copy !req
258. Of course you can.Copy !req
259. What do you think? Yes?Copy !req
260. Well, Steven, it's beautiful.Copy !req
261. - You don't like it.
- No, I do.Copy !req
262. - You don't like it.
- No, I do.Copy !req
263. Tell me what's wrong with it.Copy !req
264. Is it the gold?Copy !req
265. Well.Copy !req
266. That's why I got it in stainless.Copy !req
267. Gold one's for me, dipshit.Copy !req
268. Why do you do that?Copy !req
269. Parump-a-pump-pump.Copy !req
270. - Merry Christmas.
- Hey, Deb.Copy !req
271. How's Jimmy?Copy !req
272. He's good. Did you get my gifts?Copy !req
273. I can't keep this.Copy !req
274. Why not?Copy !req
275. This is not what the Lord wants.Copy !req
276. So you're saying you know
what the Lord wants?Copy !req
277. - No.
- That's what it sounds like.Copy !req
278. Well, I'm not saying that.
Well, I'm not...Copy !req
279. Mommy, look!Copy !req
280. Steven! Cheese and crackers!Copy !req
281. Bo-nos dias, Pilaf.Copy !req
282. Oh, hi,
Steven, you've got some visitors.Copy !req
283. Okey-dokey.Copy !req
284. We don't think so.Copy !req
285. Oh, God.Copy !req
286. Oh, great. Impale.Copy !req
287. Where the fuck is the fucking stairs?Copy !req
288. The thing of it is, I'd been a cop.Copy !req
289. And I knew whatjail was like.Copy !req
290. Fuck me.Copy !req
291. There was no way I was going there.Copy !req
292. But I had a plan and
everything was gonna be jim-dandy.Copy !req
293. Oh, come on.Copy !req
294. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
295. I'm sorry.Copy !req
296. Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
297. I can't go to prison, Jimmy.Copy !req
298. I can't go to prison.
I can't. I can't.Copy !req
299. It's okay. Calm down.Copy !req
300. It's okay.Copy !req
301. I just wanna tell 'em you're awake.Copy !req
302. We can take it from there, okay?Copy !req
303. I don't think he knows himself, really.Copy !req
304. I think that
he's searchin' for somethin'.Copy !req
305. Can you tell me exactly what he did?Copy !req
306. He has several warrants in Texas.Copy !req
307. I just wonder.Copy !req
308. Is the gay thing
and stealing something...Copy !req
309. that goes hand in hand or...?Copy !req
310. What the fuck are you talking about?Copy !req
311. This stealing thing. Is, is you...Copy !req
312. Steven!Copy !req
313. Steven!Copy !req
314. - Hey, where's my patient?
- Steven!Copy !req
315. - Steven, stop!
- Steven! Steven, stop!Copy !req
316. - Stop!
- Steven, I'm serious.Copy !req
317. You stop or you'll never see me again.Copy !req
318. - I mean it.
- Wait, stop.Copy !req
319. - Steven!
- No!Copy !req
320. - Steven, no!
- Steven, don'tjump!Copy !req
321. After several appeals
and some painful personal losses...Copy !req
322. I finally went to prison.Copy !req
323. Hi. Welcome to prison.Copy !req
324. I'm Steven. Oh, don't be scared.Copy !req
325. I'm not gonna hurt ya.Copy !req
326. First time? Yeah.Copy !req
327. You just need to know some
ins and outs and you'll be fine.Copy !req
328. Hey, let me show you around.Copy !req
329. Law library.Copy !req
330. I pretty much live here.Copy !req
331. Don't really have anybody on the
outside except for my ex-wife, my kid...Copy !req
332. so I hunker down here...Copy !req
333. learn everything there is to know
about the law. Ask me anything.Copy !req
334. See him? Over there? Him?Copy !req
335. Anything you want from the outside...Copy !req
336. he's the guy.Copy !req
337. Candy, cigarettes, drugs, whatever.Copy !req
338. He's the guy. Just keep in mind...Copy !req
339. it's gonna cost you a lot of money or...Copy !req
340. you can suck his dick, your choice.Copy !req
341. You'll catch a beatin' any day now.Copy !req
342. That's just the way it is.Copy !req
343. I lost 3 teeth. Cracked a vertebrae.Copy !req
344. Anyway, all you gotta do is fight back.Copy !req
345. Win or lose, just fight back.Copy !req
346. Or you could suck the guy's dick.Copy !req
347. Your choice.Copy !req
348. Letters, magazines, shit like that...Copy !req
349. it all goes through unmolested.Copy !req
350. But if Grandma sends you cookies...Copy !req
351. or porn or brownies or whatever,Copy !req
352. you have to pay for it
if you wanna get it.Copy !req
353. Five bucks per item.Copy !req
354. Or you can suck my dick.Copy !req
355. Your choice.Copy !req
356. Anyway, that's the whole shebang.Copy !req
357. You'll do great. Don't worry.Copy !req
358. And if you need anything at all
you just ask me, all right?Copy !req
359. So, do I need to suck your dick?Copy !req
360. That'd be great.Copy !req
361. Hey. This is Debbie and Stephie.Copy !req
362. Sorry we missed you.Copy !req
363. Leave a message after the beep
and God bless you.Copy !req
364. Hey, Debbie. Hi, sweetheart.Copy !req
365. Sorry I missed you.Copy !req
366. I thought 1:00 was our time
but maybe not. Oh, I miss you guys.Copy !req
367. Sometimes it's nice to know that
somebody still cares about me.Copy !req
368. You do still care, don't you, Deb?Copy !req
369. Sorry. Sometimes I forget
I'm talking to the machine.Copy !req
370. Thank you.Copy !req
371. Civil law? I'm an attorney.Copy !req
372. Really?Copy !req
373. Yeah. You suing somebody?Copy !req
374. I don't know what I'm doing.Copy !req
375. A guy I know is in the infirmary...Copy !req
376. He's sick, real sick. He AIDS.Copy !req
377. Well, I thought maybe I could find a way
to get him some help...Copy !req
378. some real help, not here, but...Copy !req
379. So I thought maybe if I could...Copy !req
380. I don't even really know
what I'm looking for.Copy !req
381. Tell him to get in touch with
the Prisoner Rights Committee.Copy !req
382. They deal with this all the time,
pro bono.Copy !req
383. I got the number.Copy !req
384. Why, thank you.Copy !req
385. My name is Steven Russell.Copy !req
386. Nice to meet you, Steven Russell.Copy !req
387. My name is Phillip Morris.Copy !req
388. Phillip.Copy !req
389. I haven't seen you around. Phillip.Copy !req
390. I'm always in the yard.Copy !req
391. Well, I, I, I don't go in that yard.Copy !req
392. I mean, you know what happens
to blonde haired,Copy !req
393. blue-eyed queers in that yard.Copy !req
394. It is kind of rough out there.Copy !req
395. You don't look like you belong here.
Phillip.Copy !req
396. I rented a car. Kept it too long.Copy !req
397. - Grand theft?
- Theft of service.Copy !req
398. Insurance fraud.Copy !req
399. No. Just theft of service.Copy !req
400. No, me. Insurance fraud.Copy !req
401. Damn.Copy !req
402. We're in a mess, aren't we?Copy !req
403. It don't seem fair, does it?Copy !req
404. No, it don't.Copy !req
405. I made the mistake of writin' her
and telling her I was lonely in here.Copy !req
406. Next thing you know my ex-wifeCopy !req
407. catches her putting nthe neighbor's
puppy in a box to mail to me.Copy !req
408. She almost suffocated the poor thing.Copy !req
409. She sounds so sweet.Copy !req
410. Oh, she's an angel.Copy !req
411. I think I'm gonna write her back
tell her I'm not lonely anymore.Copy !req
412. That I made a good friend.Copy !req
413. What?Copy !req
414. Why'd I have to meet you today?Copy !req
415. Something wrong?Copy !req
416. It's just, I'm being transferred...Copy !req
417. to the Michael Unit today.Copy !req
418. Oh.Copy !req
419. I'm sorry.Copy !req
420. Don't be sorry.Copy !req
421. It's just across the yard.Copy !req
422. But I don't go out in the yard.Copy !req
423. It might as well be Oklahoma.Copy !req
424. Just figures with my luck.Copy !req
425. I was born on Friday the 13th?Copy !req
426. It's not gonna make a difference.Copy !req
427. Friday the 13th is my lucky day.Copy !req
428. Don't worry. It's right here.Copy !req
429. This is destiny.Copy !req
430. But we only just met.Copy !req
431. Listen.Copy !req
432. I loved a lot and I've been around.Copy !req
433. So I recognize the feeling.Copy !req
434. That feeling you and I
are having right now.Copy !req
435. The feeling you're trying to forget
exists 'cause you're going away.Copy !req
436. But there's about 6000 volts
shooting across this table here.Copy !req
437. And you know you can't deny it.Copy !req
438. You're coming on a little strong.Copy !req
439. I know you're trying to
protect yourself.Copy !req
440. Just give me a chance
to prove you're wrong.Copy !req
441. I'm sure I don't know
quite what you're talking about.Copy !req
442. Good.Copy !req
443. Good.Copy !req
444. Good.Copy !req
445. Sorry.Copy !req
446. - You Phillip?
- Yes.Copy !req
447. Hi, Phillip.Copy !req
448. I hope your new place is nice,
nice enough anyway.Copy !req
449. I hope the chocolate
made it to you okay.Copy !req
450. Check the T.P.Copy !req
451. I hope you try to make
some new friends and not be too shy.Copy !req
452. I guess I should tell you
a little bit about myself.Copy !req
453. Dear Steven.Copy !req
454. I keep thinking about you
saying I'm shy.Copy !req
455. I guess you're right.Copy !req
456. But I don't feel shy around you.Copy !req
457. I, I think that means somethin'.Copy !req
458. Anyway, thanks for the chocolate,
but I, I should tell ya,Copy !req
459. I, I'm diabetic.Copy !req
460. So I... probably shouldn't.
But I did anyway.Copy !req
461. Debbie and Stephie mean the world to me.Copy !req
462. I don't think I would have made it
this far without them.Copy !req
463. They're all that keeps me goin'.
Well they were.Copy !req
464. Steven, I wanna hear more about
your time in Virginia Beach.Copy !req
465. Have you been to
the Smithsonian Museum?Copy !req
466. - I love those old movies.
- I hear they have Archie...Copy !req
467. Bunker's chair there.Copy !req
468. I bet if I try I can
get them to show one here.Copy !req
469. But there'd probably be a riotCopy !req
470. if you showed something
in black and white.Copy !req
471. But it wouldn't be much fun
without you anyway.Copy !req
472. Do you like the top or the bottom?Copy !req
473. I like both, I guess.Copy !req
474. What bunk do you like?Copy !req
475. Sometimes I feel
I could fill an encyclopediaCopy !req
476. with all the stuff I know.Copy !req
477. It's been so long since
anyone's shown me any kindnessCopy !req
478. and well, it, it means a lot.Copy !req
479. And I just wish you were here.Copy !req
480. Write me back soon.
Love, Phillip.Copy !req
481. Oh, come on, Cleavon!Copy !req
482. I ain't no motherfuckin' DHL faggot.Copy !req
483. Besides, I ain't got nothin'
for you anyway.Copy !req
484. But it's been three days.Copy !req
485. You got a tracking number
motherfucker, huh?Copy !req
486. No.Copy !req
487. Then shut your faggot ass.Copy !req
488. Oh, my God.Copy !req
489. How did you do this?Copy !req
490. I know a guy. He took care of it.Copy !req
491. I'm gonna take care of everything.Copy !req
492. Enough romance. Let's fuck.Copy !req
493. Oh. Shit, girl.Copy !req
494. Don't bite, don't bite.Copy !req
495. Phillip. What the fuck?Copy !req
496. And then I was executive assistant...Copy !req
497. - to a Broadway producer.
- Really.Copy !req
498. What would a Broadway producer
be doing in Atlanta?Copy !req
499. I didn't ask.Copy !req
500. What were you doing for him?Copy !req
501. I just road around town in his limo
drinking and sucking him off.Copy !req
502. Oh.Copy !req
503. Yeah, but he was a nice guy.Copy !req
504. I only dated him a little while anyway.Copy !req
505. Then I dated this full-blooded Apache.Copy !req
506. He used to make me
dress up as a baseball player.Copy !req
507. - What was his name?
- Melvin.Copy !req
508. Phillip. You amaze me.Copy !req
509. What? He was a nice guy, too.Copy !req
510. That's what I'm sayin'.Copy !req
511. You always see the good.Copy !req
512. What the hell is that?Copy !req
513. That is the Screecher next door.Copy !req
514. He does that all night.Copy !req
515. I swear to God
I don't get any sleep ever.Copy !req
516. - Drives me fuckin' crazy.
- Oh, man.Copy !req
517. Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
518. Shut up!Copy !req
519. I thank you not to screech, bitch!Copy !req
520. What does he care?Copy !req
521. He isn't in our block.Copy !req
522. Somebody probably paid him.Copy !req
523. I said shut the hell up!Copy !req
524. Knock it off!Copy !req
525. Get up.Copy !req
526. Did you pay to have
the Screecher beat up?Copy !req
527. - Me?
- Don't bullshit me.Copy !req
528. Did you pay to have him beat up?Copy !req
529. You hate that guy.Copy !req
530. Just answer the question.Copy !req
531. Yeah. Yeah, I did.Copy !req
532. Steven.Copy !req
533. That is the most romantic thing
that anyone ever did for me.Copy !req
534. I love you so much.Copy !req
535. I just want you to be happy, baby.Copy !req
536. You are my true soul mate.Copy !req
537. You're cutting of my air.Copy !req
538. Cleavon. Put this in.Copy !req
539. Not now, man. I'm fuckin' busy.Copy !req
540. - It's important.
- How important?Copy !req
541. - Here.
- Ten.Copy !req
542. You gotta play the whole thing.Copy !req
543. All right, all right, all right.Copy !req
544. - Here. Promise.
- Fuck you. Fuck you, man.Copy !req
545. My word is my motherfuckin' bond.Copy !req
546. Fuck you.Copy !req
547. What is your problem?Copy !req
548. I wanna dance with you.Copy !req
549. I don't wanna dance, baby.Copy !req
550. Come on, Steve. I wanna dance.Copy !req
551. I'm kinda into this.Copy !req
552. Steven, dance with me. Come on.Copy !req
553. Okay. You're a pest, you know that?Copy !req
554. You fucking bitch.Copy !req
555. Oh, you.Copy !req
556. Lights out.Copy !req
557. Cleavon, lights out means no music.Copy !req
558. Turn it off.Copy !req
559. - I said turn it off.
- Fuck you pig.Copy !req
560. Turn it off or we're coming in.Copy !req
561. Come on in.Copy !req
562. I got a dick that needs suckin'.Copy !req
563. I'll kick your fuckin' ass.Copy !req
564. Fuck you, man. My fuckin' word...Copy !req
565. is my motherfuckin' bond!Copy !req
566. Goddamn it, come on!Copy !req
567. My word's my bond, motherfucker.Copy !req
568. Open it!Copy !req
569. - Turn it off!
- Fuck you!Copy !req
570. - Turn it off.
- Fuck you, you asshole, you bitch.Copy !req
571. Turn it off or we're coming in.Copy !req
572. - Fuck you! Fuck you, bitch!
- Goddamn it.Copy !req
573. - Get the fuck... Shut up.
- I'll drag your sorry ass...Copy !req
574. Your motherfuckin'...Copy !req
575. My word is my bond, bitch!Copy !req
576. Russell. Get up. Let's go.Copy !req
577. What? What's happening?Copy !req
578. You're transferred.Copy !req
579. Lonnie snitched you out
about the Screech.Copy !req
580. You're going to Grandview Two.Copy !req
581. - What? I thought the... No.
- Come on, get up.Copy !req
582. I said, come on, let's go. Get up.Copy !req
583. Hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
584. Sit down, bitch.Copy !req
585. Hey, don't touch him like that!Copy !req
586. - Steven!
- Don't worry Phillip.Copy !req
587. I'll take care of this.Copy !req
588. You ain't gonna take care of shit.Copy !req
589. Don't worry!Copy !req
590. Steven!Copy !req
591. Steven!Copy !req
592. Steven!Copy !req
593. I wanna go in the yard.Copy !req
594. - You do?
- I wanna go in the yard!Copy !req
595. Hold on, I was just doggin'.Copy !req
596. Steven!Copy !req
597. What the hell are you doin'?Copy !req
598. I love you!Copy !req
599. I love you, too.Copy !req
600. We'll be together soon!Copy !req
601. I promise!Copy !req
602. I promise!Copy !req
603. I love you, Phillip Morris! I love you!Copy !req
604. Those were the longest
three months of my life.Copy !req
605. I wrote Phillip every day
until I got released.Copy !req
606. And once I did, I was determined to get
us back together as soon as possible.Copy !req
607. Hi, how are you?Copy !req
608. Yeah, well. Where're you headin'?
Greyhound?Copy !req
609. The nearest thrift store, please.Copy !req
610. Well, good. Do you mind if I tell you
the word of our Lord Jesus Christ?Copy !req
611. Surely goodness and mercy shall
follow me all the days of my lifeCopy !req
612. and I shall dwell in the House
of the Lord forever.Copy !req
613. For the Kingdom is the Lord's.
He's the governor.Copy !req
614. I will declare thy name
unto my brothers.Copy !req
615. Keep my soul and deliver me.Copy !req
616. Let me not be ashamed
if I put my trust in Thee.Copy !req
617. Wow.
That was inspiring. Thanks.Copy !req
618. You said you'd get here quick,
but, Jesus.Copy !req
619. I got a lot of work to do, honey.
I'm getting you outta here early.Copy !req
620. I got a hearing in the morning.
I got motions to file.Copy !req
621. The law don't sleep, baby.Copy !req
622. I love you so much.Copy !req
623. Phillip...Copy !req
624. you are the sweetest,
most gentle man I have ever known.Copy !req
625. And I know people
have taken advantage of that.Copy !req
626. I wanna protect you.Copy !req
627. I wanna make a life with you,
Phillip.Copy !req
628. Get me outta here.Copy !req
629. The motion was filed.Copy !req
630. I presented it to the D.A.
And got a letter from the judge.Copy !req
631. I do not understand
what the holdup is.Copy !req
632. Now, I am not some paralegal.
I am Steven fucking Russo.Copy !req
633. And I expect proper adjudication.Copy !req
634. My boyfriend's
getting out of prison next week.Copy !req
635. That'll be two-ninety-nine.Copy !req
636. I have an early release order
for Phillip Morris.Copy !req
637. Uh-huh. Morris.Copy !req
638. We got him right here waiting.
And you are?Copy !req
639. I'm his lawyer.Copy !req
640. Look at you!Copy !req
641. Look at you.Copy !req
642. You're incredible.Copy !req
643. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
644. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
645. We're gonna need a bigger place.Copy !req
646. Steve, I want you
to meet my old neighbor, Eudora Mixon.Copy !req
647. Eudora.Copy !req
648. Pleasure, Steven.Copy !req
649. Steve, Eudora owns a little building
down in Montrose and...Copy !req
650. she's having terrible trouble
with her builder.Copy !req
651. His plans were useless.Copy !req
652. And now he's trying to
sue me to pay him.Copy !req
653. Phillip says maybe you can help.Copy !req
654. Well, I could sure try.Copy !req
655. Can you still
practice law having been to prison?Copy !req
656. Sure. Why not?Copy !req
657. Oh. Well, I just...Copy !req
658. I'd just be glad to have someone
I could trust. I'll pay your normal fee.Copy !req
659. Well, it would be my pleasure.
Litigation's my specialty.Copy !req
660. I told you he'd help you.Copy !req
661. Hi. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
662. Oh, yes.Copy !req
663. Your Honor, Ms. Mixon engaged
Mr. Yoakum's service in good faithCopy !req
664. and was given an inferior product.Copy !req
665. She is entitled to deem
that work to be unacceptableCopy !req
666. according to the contract
Mr. Yoakum signed.Copy !req
667. The terms of that contract
were ambiguous at best.Copy !req
668. Truth is, defendant engaged my client
for three years without full payment.Copy !req
669. Your Honor, I have in my briefcase
fourteen other contracts,Copy !req
670. all on public record,Copy !req
671. in which Mr. Yoakum entered into
litigation with past clients of his.Copy !req
672. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
673. Yeah-heh-yeah.Copy !req
674. Your Honor...Copy !req
675. I don't have to tell you that none of
this is admissible or even applicable...Copy !req
676. and Mr. Russell's histrionics here
hardly erase the factCopy !req
677. that his client is
in breach of contract.Copy !req
678. Yeah. You wish.Copy !req
679. He's right, Mr. Russell.Copy !req
680. What do you have to say?Copy !req
681. I demand to be seen in chambers.Copy !req
682. All right, gentlemen.
Let's get this over with.Copy !req
683. Two for one at the Crab Boil ends
at five o'clock.Copy !req
684. It seems pretty cut
and dry to me, sir.Copy !req
685. I don't even know
why we're back here.Copy !req
686. Mr. Russell's treating this like
an episode on Matlock.Copy !req
687. I will admit, Your Honor,
I'm a plainspoken man.Copy !req
688. I didn't go to Princeton.
I didn't go to Yale.Copy !req
689. My education was modest.Copy !req
690. I went to a small school.Copy !req
691. Grew up on a small farm.Copy !req
692. But I passed the same bar exam
as my colleague here.Copy !req
693. And I'm not gonna let him push
around that humble woman.Copy !req
694. Come on.Copy !req
695. Point taken...Copy !req
696. Mr. Russell.Copy !req
697. But where are you going with this?Copy !req
698. Well, I think it's pretty obvious
where I'm going with this, sir.Copy !req
699. Are you talking...Copy !req
700. Marshall versus Chow?Copy !req
701. Oh... shit.Copy !req
702. Your Honor, that's exactly
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
703. Yes! I did great!Copy !req
704. I mean, can you believe
how great I did?Copy !req
705. - Really great!
- Yes.Copy !req
706. I mean, seriously.Copy !req
707. Now, let's go out. I'm payin'.Copy !req
708. Oh.Copy !req
709. Great!Copy !req
710. Right this way.
Do not open your eyes,Copy !req
711. - little cheater.
- All right. I won't.Copy !req
712. - You cheater.
- I, I did not.Copy !req
713. - Don't open 'em.
- Tell me when.Copy !req
714. - Don't ruin the surprise.
- Tell me when.Copy !req
715. Okay. Here we go. Right now.Copy !req
716. Oh, my God, this is amazing.Copy !req
717. You like it? Oh, I'm so relieved.Copy !req
718. Can we afford this?Copy !req
719. You just let me worry about
the money, honey.Copy !req
720. Okay, well, I guess I better
start packing boxes.Copy !req
721. Not this week.Copy !req
722. Why not?Copy !req
723. Because I think we both deserve
a vacation in Key West.Copy !req
724. You are getting good at that.Copy !req
725. Oh, you don't love me.Copy !req
726. With Phillip I felt strong.Copy !req
727. I felt invincible. I promised myself...Copy !req
728. that he would never want for
anything ever again.Copy !req
729. That meant I needed a real job.
Something dependable.Copy !req
730. And no more scams.Copy !req
731. We have ignition sequence start.
There it goes. Five, four, three, two.Copy !req
732. Steven,
I'm sorry to keep you waiting.Copy !req
733. Dan Lindholm.Copy !req
734. Dan.Copy !req
735. How are ya?Copy !req
736. Good.Copy !req
737. Are you a space man, Dan?Copy !req
738. Uh... yeah. I mean,
I never did get out there though.Copy !req
739. And NASA's a real political place.
I never could quite figure outCopy !req
740. whose ass to kiss and get a mission.Copy !req
741. Well, that's all in the past now.Copy !req
742. Barely even think about it now.
Come on inside.Copy !req
743. Space man, huh?
How do you crap up there?Copy !req
744. Ass gasket. Have a seat.Copy !req
745. All right. A little bit about you.Copy !req
746. Steven Russell.Copy !req
747. When I first read your resume, well,
I didn't quite know what to think.Copy !req
748. I mean, your level of experienceCopy !req
749. and your prior education,
all gonna factor...Copy !req
750. heavily into my decision and well...Copy !req
751. Frankly, you're head
and shoulders above the rest.Copy !req
752. I mean, I could hardly believe it.Copy !req
753. When I called all your references,Copy !req
754. well, they couldn't speak
more highly of ya.Copy !req
755. I cannot speak more highly about
Steven Russell, Mr. Lindholm.Copy !req
756. He's a real straight-shooter.Copy !req
757. We were damn lucky to have him
here at Prudential as long as we did.Copy !req
758. Employee of the Year
two years running.Copy !req
759. Developing software for IBM.Copy !req
760. You...Copy !req
761. you're the kind of person
we need here, Steven.Copy !req
762. We want you.Copy !req
763. We want you to be
our Chief Financial Officer.Copy !req
764. I pulled all the claims...Copy !req
765. from the last two years along
with the statements,Copy !req
766. transfers and confirmations
from the bank.Copy !req
767. Most of it's routineCopy !req
768. and I think you can get up
to speed in a day or two.Copy !req
769. Anything else
I can do for you?Copy !req
770. Uh, coffee?Copy !req
771. I'll do that today.
But I don't do that really.Copy !req
772. Crossover from traditional markets
shows declinationCopy !req
773. and inverse diffusion seems
commensurate with that trade trending.Copy !req
774. Uh, HMO penetrations still eats PPO,
NMO and FMO as usual.Copy !req
775. But attenuation is growing
more prevalent in QFour as projected.Copy !req
776. Now, as for Q-Three, well,
Q-Three is what Q-Three always is.Copy !req
777. It's Q-Two with training wheels.Copy !req
778. Score. Whoo.Copy !req
779. Okay, Steven. You're turn.Copy !req
780. Now, I know you've only had
the one quarter to play catch-up...Copy !req
781. but I tell ya, we can't wait for
some insight here.Copy !req
782. Oh? Okay. You know, um,
I did a lot of work on this.Copy !req
783. And, uh, I think maybe...Copy !req
784. Why don't I just show it to you?
Todd?Copy !req
785. My new assistant Todd, everybody.Copy !req
786. Now, if we take a look at
Mark's projections again for Q-Three.Copy !req
787. We'll see, well, we'll see
they're just that. Projections.Copy !req
788. Projections based on a model
set by my predecessor.Copy !req
789. I decided to reject that model.Copy !req
790. Do things a little differently.Copy !req
791. I wanna show you my results.Copy !req
792. This is what
we actually made in Q-Three.Copy !req
793. Now I wanna tell you how I did it.Copy !req
794. Todd, can you get me coffee?Copy !req
795. Anybody else want coffee?Copy !req
796. Steven?Copy !req
797. We've got a problem.Copy !req
798. What's that?Copy !req
799. Real important question.Copy !req
800. Do you play golf?Copy !req
801. Yeah.Copy !req
802. All right.
I'll kick your ass next week.Copy !req
803. All right.Copy !req
804. Golf?Copy !req
805. What?Copy !req
806. You're a homosexual.Copy !req
807. It's for work.Copy !req
808. You know, you can tell them.
They can't fire you for being gay.Copy !req
809. I know that.Copy !req
810. I'm trying to be
understanding here, honey.Copy !req
811. Wish me luck.Copy !req
812. Good luck.Copy !req
813. Oh! Fuck me with a flaming fist!Copy !req
814. It's a hell of a hazard, hey, Steven?
It's all right. That's four. Five.Copy !req
815. Eat my asshole.Copy !req
816. Take your time.
Take a slow backswing.Copy !req
817. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
818. Six.Copy !req
819. Shit.Copy !req
820. I ain't making you nervous, am I?Copy !req
821. God awful whore cocksucker!Copy !req
822. You can quit after nine.Copy !req
823. Take this, you little twat!Copy !req
824. There you go.Copy !req
825. Pardon my French.Copy !req
826. My mother smoked
during pregnancy.Copy !req
827. The tux, what's the occasion?Copy !req
828. Just some work thing.
Were we supposed to...?Copy !req
829. No, no, it's fine.
Where're you goin'?Copy !req
830. Just some gala ball thing.Copy !req
831. A gala ball thing. Sounds boring.Copy !req
832. Yeah. I'll be home early. Promise.Copy !req
833. All right.Copy !req
834. Hey, Belle, honey, ladies.Copy !req
835. Hi. I want you to meet
Steven Russell, our CFO.Copy !req
836. Love your dress.Copy !req
837. Well, I heard about you.Copy !req
838. We're real proud of him.
Real proud.Copy !req
839. Are you married, Steven?Copy !req
840. Uh, engaged.Copy !req
841. Well... where is she, sweetheart?Copy !req
842. She works.Copy !req
843. Oh.Copy !req
844. Well, let's grab a drink.Copy !req
845. Okay.Copy !req
846. So nice to meet you.Copy !req
847. So nice to meet you.Copy !req
848. These are for Dan.Copy !req
849. Thanks, Steven. You doing good?Copy !req
850. Kinda. Just got back
from a lawyer's office.Copy !req
851. I asked him, what's your fee?Copy !req
852. He says he charges fifty dollars
for three questions.Copy !req
853. So I asked him, don't you think
that's a little expensive?Copy !req
854. He says, yes it is.
Now, what's your final question?Copy !req
855. Oh, that's so true. Lawyers.Copy !req
856. Can't trust 'em.Copy !req
857. Unh-uh.Copy !req
858. Oh, Annie. You've gotta hear this.Copy !req
859. There's this lawyer
with three questions.Copy !req
860. And then,
so the lawyer says, well, yes,Copy !req
861. and now you've
only one question left.Copy !req
862. 'Cause he already asked two.Copy !req
863. Yeah.Copy !req
864. So the Northrop guy says,Copy !req
865. that question's gonna cost you
fifty million dollars.Copy !req
866. And the NASA guy says,
fifty million?Copy !req
867. Don't you think
that's a lot of money?Copy !req
868. And the Northrop guy says,
yep, that's another fifty million.Copy !req
869. You got anymore questions?Copy !req
870. Ha.Copy !req
871. So, this black fella says to
the Jew lawyer, fifty bucks a question.Copy !req
872. Man, ain't that expensive?Copy !req
873. Yeah, it's expensive, he says.
I'm a Jew, you nigga!Copy !req
874. I'm up on the left.Copy !req
875. Fucking moron.Copy !req
876. Now, maybe it was just my nature,
or maybe it was because of my past,Copy !req
877. or maybe it was because they wereCopy !req
878. the most boring fuckin' people
I'd ever met in my life.Copy !req
879. But whatever the reason,Copy !req
880. I had been robbing them
blind for months.Copy !req
881. USAMM is
a medical management company.Copy !req
882. It takes in all this HMO money
and distributes it to doctors.Copy !req
883. But in the time between receiving
the money and paying it out,Copy !req
884. it's just sitting there,
not making interest or anything.Copy !req
885. So, it occurred to me to
set up an investment accountCopy !req
886. where the held money would earn
interest for the short time we had it.Copy !req
887. We're talking twenty-two
million dollars at any given time.Copy !req
888. So, even short-term,
the interest adds up pretty quickly.Copy !req
889. Oh, Annie, you've gotta hear this.Copy !req
890. I've been making the company millions.Copy !req
891. Virtually overnight.Copy !req
892. And, of course, I would take
a commission, say fifty percent.Copy !req
893. Me and Phillip were finally able to
start living the life we always wanted,Copy !req
894. the life we deserved.Copy !req
895. How big was this Christmas bonus?Copy !req
896. Pretty big.Copy !req
897. In July?Copy !req
898. Yeah, I thought it was weird, too.Copy !req
899. Oh, look.Copy !req
900. - What are we gonna do with those?
- Oh, Steven. They got our names on.Copy !req
901. Larry!Copy !req
902. Nice car.Copy !req
903. Thank you, Larry.Copy !req
904. Which one is that?Copy !req
905. - It's, uh, the SL. Driving the C?
- Yeah.Copy !req
906. - Hmm. Good car.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
907. Good value.Copy !req
908. So the sheriff pulls over...Copy !req
909. and he finds
the missing car all wreckedCopy !req
910. and rolled over and
the girl inside and still alive.Copy !req
911. No.Copy !req
912. I swear to God.Copy !req
913. That's in the Ricky Martin People
in the bathroom.Copy !req
914. Oh. Must be true.Copy !req
915. Yeah. They can find out
all sorts of stuff, those people.Copy !req
916. Uh-huh.Copy !req
917. They can find out anything
about anyone.Copy !req
918. Phillip. What is it?Copy !req
919. It's just...Copy !req
920. Is something going on?Copy !req
921. Something you're not
telling me about?Copy !req
922. No.Copy !req
923. 'Cause if there is, stop it now.Copy !req
924. There isn't. There's nothing.Copy !req
925. I don't care about the money.Copy !req
926. All I want is you.
I just want us to be together.Copy !req
927. We're always gonna be together.Copy !req
928. And there's nothing going on.Copy !req
929. I promise.Copy !req
930. I would never lie to you, baby.Copy !req
931. Yeah, I've got some questions about
these new accounts that we've opened.Copy !req
932. Uh-huh. I'd like to compare
some numbers if we could.Copy !req
933. And, listen, I know you normally
talk to our financial officer,Copy !req
934. Steven Russell about this.
But, uh...Copy !req
935. You've reached the automatic
teller at Alamo Citizens Bank.Copy !req
936. Please enter your personal
account number.Copy !req
937. Accessing account for Steven Russell.Copy !req
938. Your account balance is eight hundred
thirty-seven thousand five...Copy !req
939. Hello.Copy !req
940. Hey, Debbie.Copy !req
941. Hey, Steven. How are you?Copy !req
942. Good. How's Stephie doing?Copy !req
943. She's good, real good.Copy !req
944. - Good.
- She sure is her father's daughter.Copy !req
945. Interested in boys already?Copy !req
946. Ha-ha.Copy !req
947. Ha-ha.Copy !req
948. How's Phillip?Copy !req
949. He says hello. Listen.Copy !req
950. Um, I just wanted to let you know
that I'm changing all my numbers.Copy !req
951. I'll let you know
when I get a new one.Copy !req
952. You on the lam again?Copy !req
953. Deb, you always knew me best.Copy !req
954. You really should stop this.Copy !req
955. I know.Copy !req
956. You're such a good man.Copy !req
957. You're right.Copy !req
958. And Jesus has a plan for you.Copy !req
959. Well, maybe this is his plan.Copy !req
960. Maybe He was like a mean
little boy with a magnifying glassCopy !req
961. and I'm just the defenseless little ant.Copy !req
962. Oh, that's Jesus on the other line.
I gotta go.Copy !req
963. - Stop it.
- I love you both, call you soon.Copy !req
964. Love you, too.Copy !req
965. Hello?Copy !req
966. Hey, Steven. Where are ya?Copy !req
967. Gulf Freeway. Where are you?Copy !req
968. I'm at the office.Copy !req
969. Hey, uh, uh, you,
you coming back anytime soon?Copy !req
970. No, I don't think
I'm coming back in.Copy !req
971. I think we both know why.Copy !req
972. Bye-bye, Dan.Copy !req
973. People keep calling.
What's going on?Copy !req
974. Nothin.' Thought
we'd take a little vacation.Copy !req
975. Key West.
Let's pack. Quick.Copy !req
976. Okay, I'll pack for you.Copy !req
977. I fuckin' knew it.Copy !req
978. You did somethin'.
You lied to me.Copy !req
979. You looked me right in the eye
and you lied.Copy !req
980. Don't get mad. It'll be fine, I swear.Copy !req
981. You're going back to prison,
Steven?Copy !req
982. You promised me
we'd always be together.Copy !req
983. And I'm keeping that promise.
We'll never be apart. Never.Copy !req
984. Why do I never learn?Copy !req
985. And why did I listen to you?
You son of a bitch!Copy !req
986. We'll get a house.
Do some fishing.Copy !req
987. I can work on my key lime pie recipe.Copy !req
988. Hey, maybe I'll go a beard.Copy !req
989. Enter the Papa Hemingway contest.Copy !req
990. Honey?Copy !req
991. Honey?Copy !req
992. Phillip? Honey?
It's gonna be easy. You'll see.Copy !req
993. Phillip! Phillip, come back here!Copy !req
994. Phillip.Copy !req
995. You have got to trust me.Copy !req
996. Don't move!Copy !req
997. No. Get away from me.
Get away from me!Copy !req
998. No.Copy !req
999. No!Copy !req
1000. There I was again,
keeping secrets, living a lie.Copy !req
1001. Calm down.Copy !req
1002. Fuck you!Copy !req
1003. Calm down!Copy !req
1004. Calm you fuckin' down.Copy !req
1005. Stop it, calm down.Copy !req
1006. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be rude.
Like I said, I tend to do that.Copy !req
1007. No, I didn't blame Phillip
for running out on me.Copy !req
1008. But I had to get him back.Copy !req
1009. You see, there's something
I didn't tell you.Copy !req
1010. It's about my old boyfriend,
Jimmy.Copy !req
1011. A long time ago,
when I was waiting to go to prison...Copy !req
1012. I made him a promise.Copy !req
1013. Come on.
You gotta drink something.Copy !req
1014. I want you to have this.Copy !req
1015. 'Cause I'm gonna be leaving soon.Copy !req
1016. You can't leave.Copy !req
1017. I need you around here.Copy !req
1018. You're the love of my life.Copy !req
1019. You're sweet.Copy !req
1020. But, no, I'm not.Copy !req
1021. Sh.Copy !req
1022. I'm not.Copy !req
1023. Oh, come on.Copy !req
1024. I've seen him.Copy !req
1025. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1026. You haven't met him yet.Copy !req
1027. But you will.
And you're gonna be so happy.Copy !req
1028. And I know you don't think so,
but you deserve to be happy.Copy !req
1029. You're not thinking clearly, baby.Copy !req
1030. Yes, I am. You have to promise me
you're gonna treat him right, okay?Copy !req
1031. Okay, okay. Now, drink some water.Copy !req
1032. Treat him right.Copy !req
1033. Is this what you wanted?Copy !req
1034. Yeah. Thank you.Copy !req
1035. Diabetic, huh?Copy !req
1036. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1037. Smell something?Copy !req
1038. Fuck, wha...?Copy !req
1039. Fuck!Copy !req
1040. Shit.Copy !req
1041. He's up.Copy !req
1042. Sit.Copy !req
1043. What'd they get you for?Copy !req
1044. Grand theft.Copy !req
1045. How about y...?Copy !req
1046. This slippery son of a bitch
is going straight to lock-up.Copy !req
1047. Oh, come on, pick up.Copy !req
1048. Set bail at nine hundred
thousand dollars.Copy !req
1049. Your Honor, we'd like to
set a reduction hearing.Copy !req
1050. That's your right
but I strongly advise that you don't.Copy !req
1051. Well, I appreciate the gra...Copy !req
1052. Ma'am? You dropped somethin'.Copy !req
1053. Hi. I have Judge Charles Hearn
for the Clerk's Office.Copy !req
1054. All right, baby.Copy !req
1055. This is Charles Hearn.Copy !req
1056. I got a bail adjustment coming
through...Copy !req
1057. and I need that processed yesterday,Copy !req
1058. so could you slingshot
that shit around the sun?Copy !req
1059. You got it, Judge.Copy !req
1060. Good. Oh...Copy !req
1061. darlin'. You wanna save me a dime
and connect me to a good bail bondsman?Copy !req
1062. Fuck you.Copy !req
1063. Fuck you! My shoe, my shoe, my shoe.
My shoe. I'm losing this fucking shoe.Copy !req
1064. Come on, Phillip, pick up, it's me!Copy !req
1065. I'm sorry. Come on! Damn it!Copy !req
1066. How long you in for?Copy !req
1067. Not long.Copy !req
1068. Can you hit me
in the face with this?Copy !req
1069. Hold...Copy !req
1070. still. That's a pretty big gash.Copy !req
1071. Nice green uniform.Copy !req
1072. Sir, I wonder if you
could just get my shoes?Copy !req
1073. Could I just have
my shoes, please?Copy !req
1074. Come on, man. Seriously.
Come on.Copy !req
1075. You're here to
protect and serve, man.Copy !req
1076. Can't you just hustle
your sweet little assCopy !req
1077. in there and get my fuckin' shoes?Copy !req
1078. Come on, Phillip.
I know you're there.Copy !req
1079. We've got turkey.Copy !req
1080. Here's your lunch, darlin'.Copy !req
1081. Oh. Turkey again?Copy !req
1082. Get it?Copy !req
1083. Yeah.Copy !req
1084. What the hell is this?Copy !req
1085. That's all I could get.Copy !req
1086. Fucking vice, man.Copy !req
1087. But anyway...Copy !req
1088. Go away, Steven.Copy !req
1089. You think I didn't know
you were coming?Copy !req
1090. Phillip?Copy !req
1091. Get the hell outta here.
I'm done with you.Copy !req
1092. Honey, I know you're upset.
But we love each other.Copy !req
1093. You opened a bank account
with Dr. Phillip Morris.Copy !req
1094. Now they think I'm in
on everything.Copy !req
1095. I'm facing real time.Copy !req
1096. You know,
it was for your own good,Copy !req
1097. so we could be together.Copy !req
1098. Fuck off.Copy !req
1099. I'm in enough trouble.Copy !req
1100. Come on, Phillip. Trust me?Copy !req
1101. Fuck you, you fuckin' liar.Copy !req
1102. Do you realize how bad
you fucked me over?Copy !req
1103. You made me a fuckin' accomplice,
you liar. Fuckin' liar.Copy !req
1104. I never wanna see you again.Copy !req
1105. Go away.
I never wanna see you again.Copy !req
1106. - Phillip, stop it.
- Go away. Go away.Copy !req
1107. - Phillip, stop it!
- I don't wanna see you again.Copy !req
1108. Well what am I supposed to do?Copy !req
1109. I got a, a fuckin' limo.Copy !req
1110. Well... you're the lawyer.
You figure it out.Copy !req
1111. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1112. You're not even a lawyer, are you?Copy !req
1113. You're not even a fuckin' lawyer,
are you? Fuckin' liar!Copy !req
1114. Phillip, open the door.Copy !req
1115. - No.
- Open it.Copy !req
1116. - No.
- Just open it.Copy !req
1117. No.Copy !req
1118. Open the door, please?Copy !req
1119. I just wanna say one thing, please?
Just one thing. That's all.Copy !req
1120. Please?Copy !req
1121. Get down on the ground, faggot!Copy !req
1122. Come on, do it! Now!Copy !req
1123. Get on the ground now!Copy !req
1124. - Phillip.
- Don't.Copy !req
1125. I love you.Copy !req
1126. From the moment we met,
you've done nothing but lie.Copy !req
1127. Our whole relationship, just lies.
I'm such an asshole.Copy !req
1128. You took advantage of me
just like all the others.Copy !req
1129. You were supposed to protect me.Copy !req
1130. But you just did nothing
but just make a fool out of me.Copy !req
1131. And you expect me to love you?
How can I? How can I love you?Copy !req
1132. I don't even know
who you are.Copy !req
1133. And you know what's sad?Copy !req
1134. I don't even think
you know who you are.Copy !req
1135. So how am
I supposed to love somethin'Copy !req
1136. that don't even exist, you tell me.Copy !req
1137. I will never forgive you, Steven.
Never.Copy !req
1138. And that was the last time
I ever saw him.Copy !req
1139. But I knew he was right.Copy !req
1140. Phillip, Jimmy, Debbie,
they've all been right.Copy !req
1141. My whole life was nothing
but a bunch of lies.Copy !req
1142. Lies to make people
give me their money.Copy !req
1143. Lies to make people love me.Copy !req
1144. And lies to keep them
from leaving me.Copy !req
1145. And in the process,
I lost track of who I was.Copy !req
1146. Maybe Barbara Bascombe
had me pegged rightCopy !req
1147. from the beginning and
that's why she gave me up.Copy !req
1148. Whatever the case,Copy !req
1149. how does a person who
doesn't exist go on existing?Copy !req
1150. The answer is, he doesn't.Copy !req
1151. I'm sorry to have to
tell you this, Steven.Copy !req
1152. Your T-cell count indicates that,
well, um, you have AIDS.Copy !req
1153. So here we are.
Where you first met me.Copy !req
1154. I've been in this bed for
months now waiting to die.Copy !req
1155. The only thing that
keeps me going is the thoughtCopy !req
1156. that I might get a chance to
see Phillip one more time.Copy !req
1157. But I don't know
how much longer I can do this.Copy !req
1158. You got a minute?Copy !req
1159. Hey, Sammy.
Do you want a cracker?Copy !req
1160. No. Thanks.Copy !req
1161. Look, um, I just talked to my friend.
He's a, um... nurse in the infirmary.Copy !req
1162. And, um, well, I don't know
if you know this or not. But...Copy !req
1163. um...Copy !req
1164. Let me in.Copy !req
1165. Just let me in!Copy !req
1166. He's not here.Copy !req
1167. I need to see him.Copy !req
1168. I told you...Copy !req
1169. he's not here.
Now, you need to calm down.Copy !req
1170. Just tell, tell me where he is.
Or what happened.Copy !req
1171. He slipped into a coma
for a few days.Copy !req
1172. He's conscious now.
But he's very sick.Copy !req
1173. We had him transferred to
a private care facility.Copy !req
1174. There was nothing
we could do for him here.Copy !req
1175. It's just a matter of time.Copy !req
1176. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1177. Steven.Copy !req
1178. Steven.Copy !req
1179. Steven.Copy !req
1180. Steven.Copy !req
1181. Somebody wants to
speak to you.Copy !req
1182. He keeps calling.
He's driving us crazy.Copy !req
1183. Okay, you can put him through.Copy !req
1184. Steve, honey, it's me.Copy !req
1185. I didn't want you to find out.Copy !req
1186. Why didn't you write me?Copy !req
1187. I don't know how this happened.
They say I'm fine. Uh, anyway, it...Copy !req
1188. it doesn't matter.
I had to speak to you.Copy !req
1189. I'm still angry with you.Copy !req
1190. But there's something that I,
I want you to know.Copy !req
1191. Even if sometimes I don't know
who you are, I love you.Copy !req
1192. I never stopped loving you.Copy !req
1193. I guess you and me are
just fools for love or something,Copy !req
1194. written in the stars
or some crap like that.Copy !req
1195. But it was never better than
with you, Steve, never more real.Copy !req
1196. And I realize all that
crazy shit you did...Copy !req
1197. in your own fucked up way,
was always for me, always for us.Copy !req
1198. You're the most amazing man.Copy !req
1199. You take my breath away.Copy !req
1200. And even though
I can't be with you right now,Copy !req
1201. I'll always be yours.Copy !req
1202. Forever.Copy !req
1203. Now, if you have to go, go.Copy !req
1204. It's okay.
I'm right there. Okay?Copy !req
1205. Steve?Copy !req
1206. Steve? Steve?Copy !req
1207. Steven!Copy !req
1208. Steven!Copy !req
1209. Steven!Copy !req
1210. Come on, honey.Copy !req
1211. Morris. Come with me.Copy !req
1212. Your lawyer's here.Copy !req
1213. You fucker!Copy !req
1214. Faking your death from AIDS
is no easy task...Copy !req
1215. believe me.Copy !req
1216. But after watching Jimmy die,
I thought I could make it convincing.Copy !req
1217. First, you have to starve yourself.Copy !req
1218. I ate half as much every day
for ten months.Copy !req
1219. After that, you have to
fake all sorts of symptoms.Copy !req
1220. Woof.Copy !req
1221. You gotta really stick with it
until you lose a ton of weight.Copy !req
1222. The hardest part is
falsifying your records.Copy !req
1223. But in prison for
the right amount of swag,Copy !req
1224. you can get just
about anything amended.Copy !req
1225. After that,
bureaucracy takes over for you.Copy !req
1226. How long do I have?Copy !req
1227. There's no way to tell.Copy !req
1228. Yes!Copy !req
1229. A bureaucracy can only do so much
because the hardest part, by far,Copy !req
1230. is getting transferred to
a private care facility.Copy !req
1231. Thank you.Copy !req
1232. It's standard procedure
for late stage AIDS patients.Copy !req
1233. But in order to do that,Copy !req
1234. I'd have to convince them
that I was about to die.Copy !req
1235. And that would involve
taking some risks.Copy !req
1236. After a four-day coma
they were convinced.Copy !req
1237. And once I got settled in...Copy !req
1238. I just called
the Department of CorrectionsCopy !req
1239. and convinced them that I was
a state-sponsored doctor looking forCopy !req
1240. late stage AIDS patients for
an experimental treatment.Copy !req
1241. It's for a study we're doing.Copy !req
1242. And I was wondering
if you had anybodyCopy !req
1243. that would be eligible, uh,
for a transfer into the program?Copy !req
1244. Mr. Russell?
Your taxi's here.Copy !req
1245. As luck would have it,
they had one patient eligible.Copy !req
1246. And for all that time,
all those doctors, all those nurses,Copy !req
1247. all those facilities, not one of them
ever thought to give me an AIDS test.Copy !req
1248. Fucking Texas.Copy !req
1249. And after all that hard work dying,
where's the first place I go?Copy !req
1250. You fucker.Copy !req
1251. I know. I'm sorry.
You weren't supposed to find out.Copy !req
1252. Well, I did.Copy !req
1253. I couldn't take a chance telling ya.Copy !req
1254. You know that I couldn't.Copy !req
1255. But Phillip, I only did it
so I could get here to you.Copy !req
1256. Butjust so I can talk again.Copy !req
1257. And here I am.Copy !req
1258. I'm fine. Just hungry.Copy !req
1259. Steven, I don't, we...Copy !req
1260. Listen. I just came here to tell you
one thing and that's it.Copy !req
1261. You don't have to take me back.Copy !req
1262. I just wanna say one thing.Copy !req
1263. I know you think that
we are nothing but a lie.Copy !req
1264. But underneath all those lies,Copy !req
1265. there was always something
that was real.Copy !req
1266. I thought about
what you said to me.Copy !req
1267. You said you
don't know who I am.Copy !req
1268. But I know now.Copy !req
1269. I know who I am.
I'm not a lawyer.Copy !req
1270. I'm not a CFO.
I'm not a cop.Copy !req
1271. I'm not some kind of escape artist.Copy !req
1272. Those Steven Russells are dead.Copy !req
1273. And now all that's left is
the man that loves you.Copy !req
1274. And if you can see that...Copy !req
1275. and believe it, I promise I'll never
be anything else ever again.Copy !req
1276. How do I know you're not
bullshitting me again?Copy !req
1277. You don't.Copy !req