1. Love sure is a funny thing.Copy !req
2. Makes you happy. Makes you sad.Copy !req
3. Makes you do all sorts of things...Copy !req
4. you never thought you'd do before.Copy !req
5. In fact, love's the reason...Copy !req
6. I'm laying here dying.Copy !req
7. - Uh-huh.
- No, there's not.Copy !req
8. - Oh, I see it, there it is!
- Told ya.Copy !req
9. - I still don't see it.
- It's right there.Copy !req
10. Steven!Copy !req
11. - I still don't see it.
- Steven!Copy !req
12. Come on, honey.Copy !req
13. Now, Steven.Copy !req
14. We wanna tell you
something very important,Copy !req
15. but I want you to know
that it doesn't change a thing.Copy !req
16. We're still gonna love you.Copy !req
17. - You're still...
- You're adopted.Copy !req
18. - It's true.
- Ow.Copy !req
19. You're a very special little boy.Copy !req
20. But do you know why?Copy !req
21. Because we chose you.Copy !req
22. Your mother's right, son.Copy !req
23. It's because we love you.Copy !req
24. We put some money in a paper bag...Copy !req
25. and gave it to your real mommy
in the hospital parking lot...Copy !req
26. so you could come home with us,
okay?Copy !req
27. It hurt a bit.Copy !req
28. But I decided I wasn't
gonna let that get me down.Copy !req
29. Let's go, people, let's go!Copy !req
30. No way.Copy !req
31. Where's the crash cart?Copy !req
32. I decided I would be the best son,
no, the best person I could be.Copy !req
33. WE SHALL RISE, AMEN.Copy !req
34. WHEN DEATH'S PRISONCopy !req
35. - Morning, Steven.
- Bill.Copy !req
36. - You got somethin'.
- Thanks, darlin'.Copy !req
37. - Hey, Steven.
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
38. - How's it hangin'?
- Oh, to the left.Copy !req
39. Ho, gunslinger. Look out.Copy !req
40. - Smitty.
- Hey, Steve.Copy !req
41. - Weiss.
- Hey, Steven.Copy !req
42. And you've got a chocolate bar
and a piece of cake.Copy !req
43. You got a loose tooth.Copy !req
44. That's 2 that's coming in, isn't it?Copy !req
45. I brushed my gums.Copy !req
46. I got your nose. Look at that.Copy !req
47. That's your finger.Copy !req
48. No, it's not. It's your nose.Copy !req
49. I can smell you.Copy !req
50. You smell really good.Copy !req
51. You have lots of dreams, okay?Copy !req
52. Okay.Copy !req
53. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
54. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
55. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
56. Good night.Copy !req
57. Good night.Copy !req
58. Good night.Copy !req
59. And if it wasn't for you, Jesus...Copy !req
60. I would have never found that
last coffee filter.Copy !req
61. And Prayer Girls would
have been ruined for sure.Copy !req
62. - So, thank you for that.
- Amen.Copy !req
63. And for Stephie's allergy screen
coming back all negative.Copy !req
64. That would have been a nightmare.Copy !req
65. I know that it was in your plan
for her to enjoy nuts in her life...Copy !req
66. and not end up like little Wendy
who blew up like a balloon and...Copy !req
67. they had to cut a hole in her throat
so that she could breathe.Copy !req
68. And, finally...Copy !req
69. I would like to thank you for
this man, Jesus.Copy !req
70. This man who works so hard
to make us happy,Copy !req
71. This man who pursued me
to the ends of the Earth...Copy !req
72. and promised me a life
of eternal happiness.Copy !req
73. And he's kept that promise,Copy !req
74. oh, Lord, he has.Copy !req
75. - Every day. Amen.
- Amen.Copy !req
76. It's just sometimes I wanna cry
when I think about how happy I am.Copy !req
77. It's like the time you were there...Copy !req
78. Deb, you know how as a cop
I have access to records and things?Copy !req
79. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
80. Do you think it would be unethical
for me to use that to find my mother?Copy !req
81. What?Copy !req
82. I think that's probably something
that you need to think about.Copy !req
83. And maybe at another time?Copy !req
84. Right. I shouldn't have done it.Copy !req
85. You did it? What'd you find?Copy !req
86. I haven't looked. It's downstairs.Copy !req
87. Steven! Oh, my God. Let's go look!Copy !req
88. - Oh, wait, hold on.
- What?Copy !req
89. Let me finish.Copy !req
90. It's chicken scratch, mostly.Copy !req
91. - Ooh, what's that?
- She's right here.Copy !req
92. She's been here the whole time.Copy !req
93. - Is that her?
- Without question.Copy !req
94. Well, that's wonderful.Copy !req
95. You want me to make some cookies?
I'm gonna make some cookies.Copy !req
96. Let's make some cookies.
You wanna make some cookies?Copy !req
97. No cookies?Copy !req
98. He's in Defib!Copy !req
99. Where is the fucking crash cart?Copy !req
100. And one. And two. And three.Copy !req
101. Charge to two hundred.Copy !req
102. And one. And two.Copy !req
103. Clear.Copy !req
104. Recharge 300.Copy !req
105. Truth be told, the reason I became
a cop was to find my real mother.Copy !req
106. Maybe it wasn't the right thing to do.Copy !req
107. Maybe it wasn't the moral thing to do.Copy !req
108. But, hell. I just wasn't hearing it.Copy !req
109. Look at that.Copy !req
110. Is something wrong, Officer?Copy !req
111. Are you Barbara Bascombe?Copy !req
112. Yes. Is something wrong?Copy !req
113. You gave a baby up for adoption,
correct?Copy !req
114. I don't think I know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
115. Okay.Copy !req
116. You were young.Copy !req
117. You made a mistake giving me away.Copy !req
118. Mom, please, let me finish.Copy !req
119. We all make mistakes.Copy !req
120. I came here to say I forgive you.Copy !req
121. Because none of us is perfect.Copy !req
122. With a fresh start, we can build.Copy !req
123. I have no idea
what you're talking about, Steven.Copy !req
124. Just tell me why!Copy !req
125. Go away!Copy !req
126. Okay, okay, I understand.
It's a lot at once.Copy !req
127. I'll come back, how's that?Copy !req
128. I'll come back later.Copy !req
129. I'll bring us some coffee...Copy !req
130. and we can talk about
why you abandoned me...Copy !req
131. and kept your other two children!Copy !req
132. I was the middle child.Copy !req
133. What was wrong with me?Copy !req
134. What was wrong with me?Copy !req
135. What was wrong...Copy !req
136. Oh, shit. I broke your screen.Copy !req
137. I'm so sor... I broke your screen.Copy !req
138. Oh, fuck it.Copy !req
139. You know what?
I'm gonna take this mat.Copy !req
140. 'Cause it's a lie.Copy !req
141. I'm goin'.Copy !req
142. I quit the force that day.Copy !req
143. I packed up my family
and I moved to Texas.Copy !req
144. Take these in the kitchen.Copy !req
145. Steven? Hi. Come on up.Copy !req
146. You haven't met
our new neighbors yet.Copy !req
147. Across the street and down two.
Neil and Sara.Copy !req
148. No, I haven't.Copy !req
149. I hope you're changing the paint.Copy !req
150. What do you call that color?Copy !req
151. No, we're changing it.Copy !req
152. Good, good, good.Copy !req
153. Debbie tells me you used to be
on the police force back in Georgia.Copy !req
154. Virginia Beach.Copy !req
155. I kinda lost interest, you know.Copy !req
156. Went back into the family business.Copy !req
157. What's that?Copy !req
158. Produce. I work for Cisco.Copy !req
159. Always fresh, never frozen.Copy !req
160. It's got great benefits, too.Copy !req
161. Yeah, and the hours don't crush me.Copy !req
162. Plenty of home time.Copy !req
163. Yeah, now I can keep my eye on him.Copy !req
164. Among other things.Copy !req
165. No.Copy !req
166. Watch out.Copy !req
167. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come!Copy !req
168. Do it, man. Come in my ass.Copy !req
169. Did I forget to mention I'm gay?Copy !req
170. Yep. I'm gay.
Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.Copy !req
171. Have been as long as I remember.Copy !req
172. Hey, look up. I see a pony.Copy !req
173. What do you see?Copy !req
174. I see a diesel train.Copy !req
175. I see a whirly-bird.Copy !req
176. I see a wiener.Copy !req
177. What? What kinda wiener?Copy !req
178. Shut up. There's no wiener.Copy !req
179. Uh-huh.Copy !req
180. No, there's not.Copy !req
181. Oh, I see it. There it is.Copy !req
182. I still don't see it.Copy !req
183. Now, where was I? Oh, yeah.Copy !req
184. Do it, man. Come in my ass.Copy !req
185. And I did.Copy !req
186. I have been living a lie
for a long, long time.Copy !req
187. I tend to do that. Hide things.Copy !req
188. So I told Debbie I had
clients to entertain or...Copy !req
189. I was working late, just little lies.Copy !req
190. Sometimes you have to shave
a little off the puzzle piece...Copy !req
191. just to make it fit.Copy !req
192. But of course life has a way of
forcing these things into the light.Copy !req
193. You might even call it an epiphany.Copy !req
194. I haven't lived my life.Copy !req
195. - Try not to speak, sir.
- Fuck you.Copy !req
196. No one's gonna tell me
what to do anymore.Copy !req
197. No more lies.Copy !req
198. I'm gonna live my life my way.Copy !req
199. Be the real me.Copy !req
200. Buy what I want do what I want,
fuck who I want.Copy !req
201. My way.Copy !req
202. Okay, sir. Whatever you say.Copy !req
203. - I'm gonna be a fag.
- Okay.Copy !req
204. - A big fag.
- All right.Copy !req
205. You hear me?
I'm gonna be a fag.Copy !req
206. Faggot!Copy !req
207. That's what they're gonna call me.Copy !req
208. Yep, just like that...Copy !req
209. I decided to start my life over
and live it like the real me.Copy !req
210. Of course it was a delicate situation.Copy !req
211. So I'd have to find the right way
to break it to Debbie.Copy !req
212. You're what?Copy !req
213. I'm gay!Copy !req
214. Life was good.Copy !req
215. I moved to Florida
got two adorable pups...Copy !req
216. and a boyfriend named Jimmy.Copy !req
217. I swear. I bought anything
that caught my eye.Copy !req
218. Clothes jewelry,
you name it I snatched it up.Copy !req
219. I was the guy everyone called to
find out where the new hotspotsCopy !req
220. were clubs, bars, restaurants.Copy !req
221. I knew them all.Copy !req
222. And sometimes I'd even stay at hotels
on the weekend because...Copy !req
223. I heard they had great bathrooms.Copy !req
224. Or room service. Or really hot bellboys.Copy !req
225. But it didn't take me
long to realize somethingCopy !req
226. that never occurred to me before.Copy !req
227. Actually, no one ever really
talks about this, but...Copy !req
228. Cash or charge?Copy !req
229. Being gay is really expensive.Copy !req
230. Charge.Copy !req
231. But it was nowhere
near good enough...Copy !req
232. for living as high on the gay hog
as I wanted to.Copy !req
233. - US-1, right?
- Finest in the land.Copy !req
234. For a guy with
no college education...Copy !req
235. my options were...Copy !req
236. limited.Copy !req
237. Oh, my back!Copy !req
238. Oh, I can't believe
I slipped on virgin oil.Copy !req
239. Ah, don't touch me.
Oh, no, don't tou... Oh.Copy !req
240. So, I had no choice.Copy !req
241. I became a conman.Copy !req
242. Your check.Copy !req
243. Yep. Insurance fraud
credit card fraud, passport fraud.Copy !req
244. I was selling bad tomatoes.Copy !req
245. Anything to make a buck.Copy !req
246. - And best of all.
- There you go.Copy !req
247. No one got hurt.Copy !req
248. Thank you, Mr. Evans...Copy !req
249. can I see some I.D., please?Copy !req
250. Of course you can.Copy !req
251. What do you think? Yes?Copy !req
252. Well, Steven, it's beautiful.Copy !req
253. - You don't like it.
- No, I do.Copy !req
254. - You don't like it.
- No, I do.Copy !req
255. Tell me what's wrong with it.Copy !req
256. Is it the gold?Copy !req
257. Well.Copy !req
258. That's why I got it in stainless.Copy !req
259. Gold one's for me, dipshit.Copy !req
260. Why do you do that?Copy !req
261. Parump-a-pump-pump.Copy !req
262. - Merry Christmas.
- Hey, Deb.Copy !req
263. How's Jimmy?Copy !req
264. He's good. Did you get my gifts?Copy !req
265. I can't keep this.Copy !req
266. Why not?Copy !req
267. This is not what the Lord wants.Copy !req
268. So you're saying you know
what the Lord wants?Copy !req
269. - No.
- That's what it sounds like.Copy !req
270. Well, I'm not saying that.
Well, I'm not...Copy !req
271. Mommy, look!Copy !req
272. Steven! Cheese and crackers!Copy !req
273. Bo-nos dias, Pilaf.Copy !req
274. Oh, hi,
Steven, you've got some visitors.Copy !req
275. Okey-dokey.Copy !req
276. We don't think so.Copy !req
277. Oh, God.Copy !req
278. Oh, great. Impale.Copy !req
279. Where the fuck is the fucking stairs?Copy !req
280. The thing of it is, I'd been a cop.Copy !req
281. And I knew whatjail was like.Copy !req
282. Fuck me.Copy !req
283. There was no way I was going there.Copy !req
284. But I had a plan and
everything was gonna be jim-dandy.Copy !req
285. Oh, come on.Copy !req
286. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
287. I'm sorry.Copy !req
288. Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
289. I can't go to prison, Jimmy.Copy !req
290. I can't go to prison.
I can't. I can't.Copy !req
291. It's okay. Calm down.Copy !req
292. It's okay.Copy !req
293. I just wanna tell 'em you're awake.Copy !req
294. We can take it from there, okay?Copy !req
295. I don't think he knows himself, really.Copy !req
296. I think that
he's searchin' for somethin'.Copy !req
297. Can you tell me exactly what he did?Copy !req
298. He has several warrants in Texas.Copy !req
299. I just wonder.Copy !req
300. Is the gay thing
and stealing something...Copy !req
301. that goes hand in hand or...?Copy !req
302. What the fuck are you talking about?Copy !req
303. This stealing thing. Is, is you...Copy !req
304. Steven!Copy !req
305. Steven!Copy !req
306. - Hey, where's my patient?
- Steven!Copy !req
307. - Steven, stop!
- Steven! Steven, stop!Copy !req
308. - Stop!
- Steven, I'm serious.Copy !req
309. You stop or you'll never see me again.Copy !req
310. - I mean it.
- Wait, stop.Copy !req
311. - Steven!
- No!Copy !req
312. - Steven, no!
- Steven, don'tjump!Copy !req
313. After several appeals
and some painful personal losses...Copy !req
314. I finally went to prison.Copy !req
315. Hi. Welcome to prison.Copy !req
316. I'm Steven. Oh, don't be scared.Copy !req
317. I'm not gonna hurt ya.Copy !req
318. First time? Yeah.Copy !req
319. You just need to know some
ins and outs and you'll be fine.Copy !req
320. Hey, let me show you around.Copy !req
321. Law library.Copy !req
322. I pretty much live here.Copy !req
323. Don't really have anybody on the
outside except for my ex-wife, my kid...Copy !req
324. so I hunker down here...Copy !req
325. learn everything there is to know
about the law. Ask me anything.Copy !req
326. See him? Over there? Him?Copy !req
327. Anything you want from the outside...Copy !req
328. he's the guy.Copy !req
329. Candy, cigarettes, drugs, whatever.Copy !req
330. He's the guy. Just keep in mind...Copy !req
331. it's gonna cost you a lot of money or...Copy !req
332. you can suck his dick, your choice.Copy !req
333. You'll catch a beatin' any day now.Copy !req
334. That's just the way it is.Copy !req
335. I lost 3 teeth. Cracked a vertebrae.Copy !req
336. Anyway, all you gotta do is fight back.Copy !req
337. Win or lose, just fight back.Copy !req
338. Or you could suck the guy's dick.Copy !req
339. Your choice.Copy !req
340. Letters, magazines, shit like that...Copy !req
341. it all goes through unmolested.Copy !req
342. But if Grandma sends you cookies...Copy !req
343. or porn or brownies or whatever,Copy !req
344. you have to pay for it
if you wanna get it.Copy !req
345. Five bucks per item.Copy !req
346. Or you can suck my dick.Copy !req
347. Your choice.Copy !req
348. Anyway, that's the whole shebang.Copy !req
349. You'll do great. Don't worry.Copy !req
350. And if you need anything at all
you just ask me, all right?Copy !req
351. So, do I need to suck your dick?Copy !req
352. That'd be great.Copy !req
353. Hey. This is Debbie and Stephie.Copy !req
354. Sorry we missed you.Copy !req
355. Leave a message after the beep
and God bless you.Copy !req
356. Hey, Debbie. Hi, sweetheart.Copy !req
357. Sorry I missed you.Copy !req
358. I thought 1:00 was our time
but maybe not. Oh, I miss you guys.Copy !req
359. Sometimes it's nice to know that
somebody still cares about me.Copy !req
360. You do still care, don't you, Deb?Copy !req
361. Sorry. Sometimes I forget
I'm talking to the machine.Copy !req
362. Thank you.Copy !req
363. Civil law? I'm an attorney.Copy !req
364. Really?Copy !req
365. Yeah. You suing somebody?Copy !req
366. I don't know what I'm doing.Copy !req
367. A guy I know is in the infirmary...Copy !req
368. He's sick, real sick. He AIDS.Copy !req
369. Well, I thought maybe I could find a way
to get him some help...Copy !req
370. some real help, not here, but...Copy !req
371. So I thought maybe if I could...Copy !req
372. I don't even really know
what I'm looking for.Copy !req
373. Tell him to get in touch with
the Prisoner Rights Committee.Copy !req
374. They deal with this all the time,
pro bono.Copy !req
375. I got the number.Copy !req
376. Why, thank you.Copy !req
377. My name is Steven Russell.Copy !req
378. Nice to meet you, Steven Russell.Copy !req
379. My name is Phillip Morris.Copy !req
380. Phillip.Copy !req
381. I haven't seen you around. Phillip.Copy !req
382. I'm always in the yard.Copy !req
383. Well, I, I, I don't go in that yard.Copy !req
384. I mean, you know what happens
to blonde haired,Copy !req
385. blue-eyed queers in that yard.Copy !req
386. It is kind of rough out there.Copy !req
387. You don't look like you belong here.
Phillip.Copy !req
388. I rented a car. Kept it too long.Copy !req
389. - Grand theft?
- Theft of service.Copy !req
390. Insurance fraud.Copy !req
391. No. Just theft of service.Copy !req
392. No, me. Insurance fraud.Copy !req
393. Damn.Copy !req
394. We're in a mess, aren't we?Copy !req
395. It don't seem fair, does it?Copy !req
396. No, it don't.Copy !req
397. I made the mistake of writin' her
and telling her I was lonely in here.Copy !req
398. Next thing you know my ex-wifeCopy !req
399. catches her putting nthe neighbor's
puppy in a box to mail to me.Copy !req
400. She almost suffocated the poor thing.Copy !req
401. She sounds so sweet.Copy !req
402. Oh, she's an angel.Copy !req
403. I think I'm gonna write her back
tell her I'm not lonely anymore.Copy !req
404. That I made a good friend.Copy !req
405. What?Copy !req
406. Why'd I have to meet you today?Copy !req
407. Something wrong?Copy !req
408. It's just, I'm being transferred...Copy !req
409. to the Michael Unit today.Copy !req
410. Oh.Copy !req
411. I'm sorry.Copy !req
412. Don't be sorry.Copy !req
413. It's just across the yard.Copy !req
414. But I don't go out in the yard.Copy !req
415. It might as well be Oklahoma.Copy !req
416. Just figures with my luck.Copy !req
417. I was born on Friday the 13th?Copy !req
418. It's not gonna make a difference.Copy !req
419. Friday the 13th is my lucky day.Copy !req
420. Don't worry. It's right here.Copy !req
421. This is destiny.Copy !req
422. But we only just met.Copy !req
423. Listen.Copy !req
424. I loved a lot and I've been around.Copy !req
425. So I recognize the feeling.Copy !req
426. That feeling you and I
are having right now.Copy !req
427. The feeling you're trying to forget
exists 'cause you're going away.Copy !req
428. But there's about 6000 volts
shooting across this table here.Copy !req
429. And you know you can't deny it.Copy !req
430. You're coming on a little strong.Copy !req
431. I know you're trying to
protect yourself.Copy !req
432. Just give me a chance
to prove you're wrong.Copy !req
433. I'm sure I don't know
quite what you're talking about.Copy !req
434. Good.Copy !req
435. Good.Copy !req
436. Good.Copy !req
437. Sorry.Copy !req
438. - You Phillip?
- Yes.Copy !req
439. Hi, Phillip.Copy !req
440. I hope your new place is nice,
nice enough anyway.Copy !req
441. I hope the chocolate
made it to you okay.Copy !req
442. Check the T.P.Copy !req
443. I hope you try to make
some new friends and not be too shy.Copy !req
444. I guess I should tell you
a little bit about myself.Copy !req
445. Dear Steven.Copy !req
446. I keep thinking about you
saying I'm shy.Copy !req
447. I guess you're right.Copy !req
448. But I don't feel shy around you.Copy !req
449. I, I think that means somethin'.Copy !req
450. Anyway, thanks for the chocolate,
but I, I should tell ya,Copy !req
451. I, I'm diabetic.Copy !req
452. So I... probably shouldn't.
But I did anyway.Copy !req
453. Debbie and Stephie mean the world to me.Copy !req
454. I don't think I would have made it
this far without them.Copy !req
455. They're all that keeps me goin'.
Well they were.Copy !req
456. Steven, I wanna hear more about
your time in Virginia Beach.Copy !req
457. Have you been to
the Smithsonian Museum?Copy !req
458. - I love those old movies.
- I hear they have Archie...Copy !req
459. Bunker's chair there.Copy !req
460. I bet if I try I can
get them to show one here.Copy !req
461. But there'd probably be a riotCopy !req
462. if you showed something
in black and white.Copy !req
463. But it wouldn't be much fun
without you anyway.Copy !req
464. Do you like the top or the bottom?Copy !req
465. I like both, I guess.Copy !req
466. What bunk do you like?Copy !req
467. Sometimes I feel
I could fill an encyclopediaCopy !req
468. with all the stuff I know.Copy !req
469. It's been so long since
anyone's shown me any kindnessCopy !req
470. and well, it, it means a lot.Copy !req
471. And I just wish you were here.Copy !req
472. Write me back soon.
Love, Phillip.Copy !req
473. Oh, come on, Cleavon!Copy !req
474. I ain't no motherfuckin' DHL faggot.Copy !req
475. Besides, I ain't got nothin'
for you anyway.Copy !req
476. But it's been three days.Copy !req
477. You got a tracking number
motherfucker, huh?Copy !req
478. No.Copy !req
479. Then shut your faggot ass.Copy !req
480. Oh, my God.Copy !req
481. How did you do this?Copy !req
482. I know a guy. He took care of it.Copy !req
483. I'm gonna take care of everything.Copy !req
484. Enough romance. Let's fuck.Copy !req
485. Oh. Shit, girl.Copy !req
486. Don't bite, don't bite.Copy !req
487. Phillip. What the fuck?Copy !req
488. And then I was executive assistant...Copy !req
489. - to a Broadway producer.
- Really.Copy !req
490. What would a Broadway producer
be doing in Atlanta?Copy !req
491. I didn't ask.Copy !req
492. What were you doing for him?Copy !req
493. I just road around town in his limo
drinking and sucking him off.Copy !req
494. Oh.Copy !req
495. Yeah, but he was a nice guy.Copy !req
496. I only dated him a little while anyway.Copy !req
497. Then I dated this full-blooded Apache.Copy !req
498. He used to make me
dress up as a baseball player.Copy !req
499. - What was his name?
- Melvin.Copy !req
500. Phillip. You amaze me.Copy !req
501. What? He was a nice guy, too.Copy !req
502. That's what I'm sayin'.Copy !req
503. You always see the good.Copy !req
504. What the hell is that?Copy !req
505. That is the Screecher next door.Copy !req
506. He does that all night.Copy !req
507. I swear to God
I don't get any sleep ever.Copy !req
508. - Drives me fuckin' crazy.
- Oh, man.Copy !req
509. Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
510. Shut up!Copy !req
511. I thank you not to screech, bitch!Copy !req
512. What does he care?Copy !req
513. He isn't in our block.Copy !req
514. Somebody probably paid him.Copy !req
515. I said shut the hell up!Copy !req
516. Knock it off!Copy !req
517. Get up.Copy !req
518. Did you pay to have
the Screecher beat up?Copy !req
519. - Me?
- Don't bullshit me.Copy !req
520. Did you pay to have him beat up?Copy !req
521. You hate that guy.Copy !req
522. Just answer the question.Copy !req
523. Yeah. Yeah, I did.Copy !req
524. Steven.Copy !req
525. That is the most romantic thing
that anyone ever did for me.Copy !req
526. I love you so much.Copy !req
527. I just want you to be happy, baby.Copy !req
528. You are my true soul mate.Copy !req
529. You're cutting of my air.Copy !req
530. Cleavon. Put this in.Copy !req
531. Not now, man. I'm fuckin' busy.Copy !req
532. - It's important.
- How important?Copy !req
533. - Here.
- Ten.Copy !req
534. You gotta play the whole thing.Copy !req
535. All right, all right, all right.Copy !req
536. - Here. Promise.
- Fuck you. Fuck you, man.Copy !req
537. My word is my motherfuckin' bond.Copy !req
538. Fuck you.Copy !req
539. What is your problem?Copy !req
540. I wanna dance with you.Copy !req
541. I don't wanna dance, baby.Copy !req
542. Come on, Steve. I wanna dance.Copy !req
543. I'm kinda into this.Copy !req
544. Steven, dance with me. Come on.Copy !req
545. Okay. You're a pest, you know that?Copy !req
546. You fucking bitch.Copy !req
547. Oh, you.Copy !req
548. Lights out.Copy !req
549. Cleavon, lights out means no music.Copy !req
550. Turn it off.Copy !req
551. - I said turn it off.
- Fuck you pig.Copy !req
552. Turn it off or we're coming in.Copy !req
553. Come on in.Copy !req
554. I got a dick that needs suckin'.Copy !req
555. I'll kick your fuckin' ass.Copy !req
556. Fuck you, man. My fuckin' word...Copy !req
557. is my motherfuckin' bond!Copy !req
558. Goddamn it, come on!Copy !req
559. My word's my bond, motherfucker.Copy !req
560. Open it!Copy !req
561. - Turn it off!
- Fuck you!Copy !req
562. - Turn it off.
- Fuck you, you asshole, you bitch.Copy !req
563. Turn it off or we're coming in.Copy !req
564. - Fuck you! Fuck you, bitch!
- Goddamn it.Copy !req
565. - Get the fuck... Shut up.
- I'll drag your sorry ass...Copy !req
566. Your motherfuckin'...Copy !req
567. My word is my bond, bitch!Copy !req
568. Russell. Get up. Let's go.Copy !req
569. What? What's happening?Copy !req
570. You're transferred.Copy !req
571. Lonnie snitched you out
about the Screech.Copy !req
572. You're going to Grandview Two.Copy !req
573. - What? I thought the... No.
- Come on, get up.Copy !req
574. I said, come on, let's go. Get up.Copy !req
575. Hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
576. Sit down, bitch.Copy !req
577. Hey, don't touch him like that!Copy !req
578. - Steven!
- Don't worry Phillip.Copy !req
579. I'll take care of this.Copy !req
580. You ain't gonna take care of shit.Copy !req
581. Don't worry!Copy !req
582. Steven!Copy !req
583. Steven!Copy !req
584. Steven!Copy !req
585. I wanna go in the yard.Copy !req
586. - You do?
- I wanna go in the yard!Copy !req
587. Hold on, I was just doggin'.Copy !req
588. Steven!Copy !req
589. What the hell are you doin'?Copy !req
590. I love you!Copy !req
591. I love you, too.Copy !req
592. We'll be together soon!Copy !req
593. I promise!Copy !req
594. I promise!Copy !req
595. I love you, Phillip Morris! I love you!Copy !req
596. Those were the longest
three months of my life.Copy !req
597. I wrote Phillip every day
until I got released.Copy !req
598. And once I did, I was determined to get
us back together as soon as possible.Copy !req
599. Hi, how are you?Copy !req
600. Yeah, well. Where're you headin'?
Greyhound?Copy !req
601. The nearest thrift store, please.Copy !req
602. Well, good. Do you mind if I tell you
the word of our Lord Jesus Christ?Copy !req
603. Surely goodness and mercy shall
follow me all the days of my lifeCopy !req
604. and I shall dwell in the House
of the Lord forever.Copy !req
605. For the Kingdom is the Lord's.
He's the governor.Copy !req
606. I will declare thy name
unto my brothers.Copy !req
607. Keep my soul and deliver me.Copy !req
608. Let me not be ashamed
if I put my trust in Thee.Copy !req
609. Wow.
That was inspiring. Thanks.Copy !req
610. You said you'd get here quick,
but, Jesus.Copy !req
611. I got a lot of work to do, honey.
I'm getting you outta here early.Copy !req
612. I got a hearing in the morning.
I got motions to file.Copy !req
613. The law don't sleep, baby.Copy !req
614. I love you so much.Copy !req
615. Phillip...Copy !req
616. you are the sweetest,
most gentle man I have ever known.Copy !req
617. And I know people
have taken advantage of that.Copy !req
618. I wanna protect you.Copy !req
619. I wanna make a life with you,
Phillip.Copy !req
620. Get me outta here.Copy !req
621. The motion was filed.Copy !req
622. I presented it to the D.A.
And got a letter from the judge.Copy !req
623. I do not understand
what the holdup is.Copy !req
624. Now, I am not some paralegal.
I am Steven fucking Russo.Copy !req
625. And I expect proper adjudication.Copy !req
626. My boyfriend's
getting out of prison next week.Copy !req
627. That'll be two-ninety-nine.Copy !req
628. I have an early release order
for Phillip Morris.Copy !req
629. Uh-huh. Morris.Copy !req
630. We got him right here waiting.
And you are?Copy !req
631. I'm his lawyer.Copy !req
632. Look at you!Copy !req
633. Look at you.Copy !req
634. You're incredible.Copy !req
635. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
636. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
637. We're gonna need a bigger place.Copy !req
638. Steve, I want you
to meet my old neighbor, Eudora Mixon.Copy !req
639. Eudora.Copy !req
640. Pleasure, Steven.Copy !req
641. Steve, Eudora owns a little building
down in Montrose and...Copy !req
642. she's having terrible trouble
with her builder.Copy !req
643. His plans were useless.Copy !req
644. And now he's trying to
sue me to pay him.Copy !req
645. Phillip says maybe you can help.Copy !req
646. Well, I could sure try.Copy !req
647. Can you still
practice law having been to prison?Copy !req
648. Sure. Why not?Copy !req
649. Oh. Well, I just...Copy !req
650. I'd just be glad to have someone
I could trust. I'll pay your normal fee.Copy !req
651. Well, it would be my pleasure.
Litigation's my specialty.Copy !req
652. I told you he'd help you.Copy !req
653. Hi. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
654. Oh, yes.Copy !req
655. Your Honor, Ms. Mixon engaged
Mr. Yoakum's service in good faithCopy !req
656. and was given an inferior product.Copy !req
657. She is entitled to deem
that work to be unacceptableCopy !req
658. according to the contract
Mr. Yoakum signed.Copy !req
659. The terms of that contract
were ambiguous at best.Copy !req
660. Truth is, defendant engaged my client
for three years without full payment.Copy !req
661. Your Honor, I have in my briefcase
fourteen other contracts,Copy !req
662. all on public record,Copy !req
663. in which Mr. Yoakum entered into
litigation with past clients of his.Copy !req
664. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
665. Yeah-heh-yeah.Copy !req
666. Your Honor...Copy !req
667. I don't have to tell you that none of
this is admissible or even applicable...Copy !req
668. and Mr. Russell's histrionics here
hardly erase the factCopy !req
669. that his client is
in breach of contract.Copy !req
670. Yeah. You wish.Copy !req
671. He's right, Mr. Russell.Copy !req
672. What do you have to say?Copy !req
673. I demand to be seen in chambers.Copy !req
674. All right, gentlemen.
Let's get this over with.Copy !req
675. Two for one at the Crab Boil ends
at five o'clock.Copy !req
676. It seems pretty cut
and dry to me, sir.Copy !req
677. I don't even know
why we're back here.Copy !req
678. Mr. Russell's treating this like
an episode on Matlock.Copy !req
679. I will admit, Your Honor,
I'm a plainspoken man.Copy !req
680. I didn't go to Princeton.
I didn't go to Yale.Copy !req
681. My education was modest.Copy !req
682. I went to a small school.Copy !req
683. Grew up on a small farm.Copy !req
684. But I passed the same bar exam
as my colleague here.Copy !req
685. And I'm not gonna let him push
around that humble woman.Copy !req
686. Come on.Copy !req
687. Point taken...Copy !req
688. Mr. Russell.Copy !req
689. But where are you going with this?Copy !req
690. Well, I think it's pretty obvious
where I'm going with this, sir.Copy !req
691. Are you talking...Copy !req
692. Marshall versus Chow?Copy !req
693. Oh... shit.Copy !req
694. Your Honor, that's exactly
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
695. Yes! I did great!Copy !req
696. I mean, can you believe
how great I did?Copy !req
697. - Really great!
- Yes.Copy !req
698. I mean, seriously.Copy !req
699. Now, let's go out. I'm payin'.Copy !req
700. Oh.Copy !req
701. Great!Copy !req
702. Right this way.
Do not open your eyes,Copy !req
703. - little cheater.
- All right. I won't.Copy !req
704. - You cheater.
- I, I did not.Copy !req
705. - Don't open 'em.
- Tell me when.Copy !req
706. - Don't ruin the surprise.
- Tell me when.Copy !req
707. Okay. Here we go. Right now.Copy !req
708. Oh, my God, this is amazing.Copy !req
709. You like it? Oh, I'm so relieved.Copy !req
710. Can we afford this?Copy !req
711. You just let me worry about
the money, honey.Copy !req
712. Okay, well, I guess I better
start packing boxes.Copy !req
713. Not this week.Copy !req
714. Why not?Copy !req
715. Because I think we both deserve
a vacation in Key West.Copy !req
716. You are getting good at that.Copy !req
717. Oh, you don't love me.Copy !req
718. With Phillip I felt strong.Copy !req
719. I felt invincible. I promised myself...Copy !req
720. that he would never want for
anything ever again.Copy !req
721. That meant I needed a real job.
Something dependable.Copy !req
722. And no more scams.Copy !req
723. We have ignition sequence start.
There it goes. Five, four, three, two.Copy !req
724. Steven,
I'm sorry to keep you waiting.Copy !req
725. Dan Lindholm.Copy !req
726. Dan.Copy !req
727. How are ya?Copy !req
728. Good.Copy !req
729. Are you a space man, Dan?Copy !req
730. Uh... yeah. I mean,
I never did get out there though.Copy !req
731. And NASA's a real political place.
I never could quite figure outCopy !req
732. whose ass to kiss and get a mission.Copy !req
733. Well, that's all in the past now.Copy !req
734. Barely even think about it now.
Come on inside.Copy !req
735. Space man, huh?
How do you crap up there?Copy !req
736. Ass gasket. Have a seat.Copy !req
737. All right. A little bit about you.Copy !req
738. Steven Russell.Copy !req
739. When I first read your resume, well,
I didn't quite know what to think.Copy !req
740. I mean, your level of experienceCopy !req
741. and your prior education,
all gonna factor...Copy !req
742. heavily into my decision and well...Copy !req
743. Frankly, you're head
and shoulders above the rest.Copy !req
744. I mean, I could hardly believe it.Copy !req
745. When I called all your references,Copy !req
746. well, they couldn't speak
more highly of ya.Copy !req
747. I cannot speak more highly about
Steven Russell, Mr. Lindholm.Copy !req
748. He's a real straight-shooter.Copy !req
749. We were damn lucky to have him
here at Prudential as long as we did.Copy !req
750. Employee of the Year
two years running.Copy !req
751. Developing software for IBM.Copy !req
752. You...Copy !req
753. you're the kind of person
we need here, Steven.Copy !req
754. We want you.Copy !req
755. We want you to be
our Chief Financial Officer.Copy !req
756. I pulled all the claims...Copy !req
757. from the last two years along
with the statements,Copy !req
758. transfers and confirmations
from the bank.Copy !req
759. Most of it's routineCopy !req
760. and I think you can get up
to speed in a day or two.Copy !req
761. Anything else
I can do for you?Copy !req
762. Uh, coffee?Copy !req
763. I'll do that today.
But I don't do that really.Copy !req
764. Crossover from traditional markets
shows declinationCopy !req
765. and inverse diffusion seems
commensurate with that trade trending.Copy !req
766. Uh, HMO penetrations still eats PPO,
NMO and FMO as usual.Copy !req
767. But attenuation is growing
more prevalent in QFour as projected.Copy !req
768. Now, as for Q-Three, well,
Q-Three is what Q-Three always is.Copy !req
769. It's Q-Two with training wheels.Copy !req
770. Score. Whoo.Copy !req
771. Okay, Steven. You're turn.Copy !req
772. Now, I know you've only had
the one quarter to play catch-up...Copy !req
773. but I tell ya, we can't wait for
some insight here.Copy !req
774. Oh? Okay. You know, um,
I did a lot of work on this.Copy !req
775. And, uh, I think maybe...Copy !req
776. Why don't I just show it to you?
Todd?Copy !req
777. My new assistant Todd, everybody.Copy !req
778. Now, if we take a look at
Mark's projections again for Q-Three.Copy !req
779. We'll see, well, we'll see
they're just that. Projections.Copy !req
780. Projections based on a model
set by my predecessor.Copy !req
781. I decided to reject that model.Copy !req
782. Do things a little differently.Copy !req
783. I wanna show you my results.Copy !req
784. This is what
we actually made in Q-Three.Copy !req
785. Now I wanna tell you how I did it.Copy !req
786. Todd, can you get me coffee?Copy !req
787. Anybody else want coffee?Copy !req
788. Steven?Copy !req
789. We've got a problem.Copy !req
790. What's that?Copy !req
791. Real important question.Copy !req
792. Do you play golf?Copy !req
793. Yeah.Copy !req
794. All right.
I'll kick your ass next week.Copy !req
795. All right.Copy !req
796. Golf?Copy !req
797. What?Copy !req
798. You're a homosexual.Copy !req
799. It's for work.Copy !req
800. You know, you can tell them.
They can't fire you for being gay.Copy !req
801. I know that.Copy !req
802. I'm trying to be
understanding here, honey.Copy !req
803. Wish me luck.Copy !req
804. Good luck.Copy !req
805. Oh! Fuck me with a flaming fist!Copy !req
806. It's a hell of a hazard, hey, Steven?
It's all right. That's four. Five.Copy !req
807. Eat my asshole.Copy !req
808. Take your time.
Take a slow backswing.Copy !req
809. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
810. Six.Copy !req
811. Shit.Copy !req
812. I ain't making you nervous, am I?Copy !req
813. God awful whore cocksucker!Copy !req
814. You can quit after nine.Copy !req
815. Take this, you little twat!Copy !req
816. There you go.Copy !req
817. Pardon my French.Copy !req
818. My mother smoked
during pregnancy.Copy !req
819. The tux, what's the occasion?Copy !req
820. Just some work thing.
Were we supposed to...?Copy !req
821. No, no, it's fine.
Where're you goin'?Copy !req
822. Just some gala ball thing.Copy !req
823. A gala ball thing. Sounds boring.Copy !req
824. Yeah. I'll be home early. Promise.Copy !req
825. All right.Copy !req
826. Hey, Belle, honey, ladies.Copy !req
827. Hi. I want you to meet
Steven Russell, our CFO.Copy !req
828. Love your dress.Copy !req
829. Well, I heard about you.Copy !req
830. We're real proud of him.
Real proud.Copy !req
831. Are you married, Steven?Copy !req
832. Uh, engaged.Copy !req
833. Well... where is she, sweetheart?Copy !req
834. She works.Copy !req
835. Oh.Copy !req
836. Well, let's grab a drink.Copy !req
837. Okay.Copy !req
838. So nice to meet you.Copy !req
839. So nice to meet you.Copy !req
840. These are for Dan.Copy !req
841. Thanks, Steven. You doing good?Copy !req
842. Kinda. Just got back
from a lawyer's office.Copy !req
843. I asked him, what's your fee?Copy !req
844. He says he charges fifty dollars
for three questions.Copy !req
845. So I asked him, don't you think
that's a little expensive?Copy !req
846. He says, yes it is.
Now, what's your final question?Copy !req
847. Oh, that's so true. Lawyers.Copy !req
848. Can't trust 'em.Copy !req
849. Unh-uh.Copy !req
850. Oh, Annie. You've gotta hear this.Copy !req
851. There's this lawyer
with three questions.Copy !req
852. And then,
so the lawyer says, well, yes,Copy !req
853. and now you've
only one question left.Copy !req
854. 'Cause he already asked two.Copy !req
855. Yeah.Copy !req
856. So the Northrop guy says,Copy !req
857. that question's gonna cost you
fifty million dollars.Copy !req
858. And the NASA guy says,
fifty million?Copy !req
859. Don't you think
that's a lot of money?Copy !req
860. And the Northrop guy says,
yep, that's another fifty million.Copy !req
861. You got anymore questions?Copy !req
862. Ha.Copy !req
863. So, this black fella says to
the Jew lawyer, fifty bucks a question.Copy !req
864. Man, ain't that expensive?Copy !req
865. Yeah, it's expensive, he says.
I'm a Jew, you nigga!Copy !req
866. I'm up on the left.Copy !req
867. Fucking moron.Copy !req
868. Now, maybe it was just my nature,
or maybe it was because of my past,Copy !req
869. or maybe it was because they wereCopy !req
870. the most boring fuckin' people
I'd ever met in my life.Copy !req
871. But whatever the reason,Copy !req
872. I had been robbing them
blind for months.Copy !req
873. USAMM is
a medical management company.Copy !req
874. It takes in all this HMO money
and distributes it to doctors.Copy !req
875. But in the time between receiving
the money and paying it out,Copy !req
876. it's just sitting there,
not making interest or anything.Copy !req
877. So, it occurred to me to
set up an investment accountCopy !req
878. where the held money would earn
interest for the short time we had it.Copy !req
879. We're talking twenty-two
million dollars at any given time.Copy !req
880. So, even short-term,
the interest adds up pretty quickly.Copy !req
881. Oh, Annie, you've gotta hear this.Copy !req
882. I've been making the company millions.Copy !req
883. Virtually overnight.Copy !req
884. And, of course, I would take
a commission, say fifty percent.Copy !req
885. Me and Phillip were finally able to
start living the life we always wanted,Copy !req
886. the life we deserved.Copy !req
887. How big was this Christmas bonus?Copy !req
888. Pretty big.Copy !req
889. In July?Copy !req
890. Yeah, I thought it was weird, too.Copy !req
891. Oh, look.Copy !req
892. - What are we gonna do with those?
- Oh, Steven. They got our names on.Copy !req
893. Larry!Copy !req
894. Nice car.Copy !req
895. Thank you, Larry.Copy !req
896. Which one is that?Copy !req
897. - It's, uh, the SL. Driving the C?
- Yeah.Copy !req
898. - Hmm. Good car.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
899. Good value.Copy !req
900. So the sheriff pulls over...Copy !req
901. and he finds
the missing car all wreckedCopy !req
902. and rolled over and
the girl inside and still alive.Copy !req
903. No.Copy !req
904. I swear to God.Copy !req
905. That's in the Ricky Martin People
in the bathroom.Copy !req
906. Oh. Must be true.Copy !req
907. Yeah. They can find out
all sorts of stuff, those people.Copy !req
908. Uh-huh.Copy !req
909. They can find out anything
about anyone.Copy !req
910. Phillip. What is it?Copy !req
911. It's just...Copy !req
912. Is something going on?Copy !req
913. Something you're not
telling me about?Copy !req
914. No.Copy !req
915. 'Cause if there is, stop it now.Copy !req
916. There isn't. There's nothing.Copy !req
917. I don't care about the money.Copy !req
918. All I want is you.
I just want us to be together.Copy !req
919. We're always gonna be together.Copy !req
920. And there's nothing going on.Copy !req
921. I promise.Copy !req
922. I would never lie to you, baby.Copy !req
923. Yeah, I've got some questions about
these new accounts that we've opened.Copy !req
924. Uh-huh. I'd like to compare
some numbers if we could.Copy !req
925. And, listen, I know you normally
talk to our financial officer,Copy !req
926. Steven Russell about this.
But, uh...Copy !req
927. You've reached the automatic
teller at Alamo Citizens Bank.Copy !req
928. Please enter your personal
account number.Copy !req
929. Accessing account for Steven Russell.Copy !req
930. Your account balance is eight hundred
thirty-seven thousand five...Copy !req
931. Hello.Copy !req
932. Hey, Debbie.Copy !req
933. Hey, Steven. How are you?Copy !req
934. Good. How's Stephie doing?Copy !req
935. She's good, real good.Copy !req
936. - Good.
- She sure is her father's daughter.Copy !req
937. Interested in boys already?Copy !req
938. Ha-ha.Copy !req
939. Ha-ha.Copy !req
940. How's Phillip?Copy !req
941. He says hello. Listen.Copy !req
942. Um, I just wanted to let you know
that I'm changing all my numbers.Copy !req
943. I'll let you know
when I get a new one.Copy !req
944. You on the lam again?Copy !req
945. Deb, you always knew me best.Copy !req
946. You really should stop this.Copy !req
947. I know.Copy !req
948. You're such a good man.Copy !req
949. You're right.Copy !req
950. And Jesus has a plan for you.Copy !req
951. Well, maybe this is his plan.Copy !req
952. Maybe He was like a mean
little boy with a magnifying glassCopy !req
953. and I'm just the defenseless little ant.Copy !req
954. Oh, that's Jesus on the other line.
I gotta go.Copy !req
955. - Stop it.
- I love you both, call you soon.Copy !req
956. Love you, too.Copy !req
957. Hello?Copy !req
958. Hey, Steven. Where are ya?Copy !req
959. Gulf Freeway. Where are you?Copy !req
960. I'm at the office.Copy !req
961. Hey, uh, uh, you,
you coming back anytime soon?Copy !req
962. No, I don't think
I'm coming back in.Copy !req
963. I think we both know why.Copy !req
964. Bye-bye, Dan.Copy !req
965. People keep calling.
What's going on?Copy !req
966. Nothin.' Thought
we'd take a little vacation.Copy !req
967. Key West.
Let's pack. Quick.Copy !req
968. Okay, I'll pack for you.Copy !req
969. I fuckin' knew it.Copy !req
970. You did somethin'.
You lied to me.Copy !req
971. You looked me right in the eye
and you lied.Copy !req
972. Don't get mad. It'll be fine, I swear.Copy !req
973. You're going back to prison,
Steven?Copy !req
974. You promised me
we'd always be together.Copy !req
975. And I'm keeping that promise.
We'll never be apart. Never.Copy !req
976. Why do I never learn?Copy !req
977. And why did I listen to you?
You son of a bitch!Copy !req
978. We'll get a house.
Do some fishing.Copy !req
979. I can work on my key lime pie recipe.Copy !req
980. Hey, maybe I'll go a beard.Copy !req
981. Enter the Papa Hemingway contest.Copy !req
982. Honey?Copy !req
983. Honey?Copy !req
984. Phillip? Honey?
It's gonna be easy. You'll see.Copy !req
985. Phillip! Phillip, come back here!Copy !req
986. Phillip.Copy !req
987. You have got to trust me.Copy !req
988. Don't move!Copy !req
989. No. Get away from me.
Get away from me!Copy !req
990. No.Copy !req
991. No!Copy !req
992. There I was again,
keeping secrets, living a lie.Copy !req
993. Calm down.Copy !req
994. Fuck you!Copy !req
995. Calm down!Copy !req
996. Calm you fuckin' down.Copy !req
997. Stop it, calm down.Copy !req
998. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be rude.
Like I said, I tend to do that.Copy !req
999. No, I didn't blame Phillip
for running out on me.Copy !req
1000. But I had to get him back.Copy !req
1001. You see, there's something
I didn't tell you.Copy !req
1002. It's about my old boyfriend,
Jimmy.Copy !req
1003. A long time ago,
when I was waiting to go to prison...Copy !req
1004. I made him a promise.Copy !req
1005. Come on.
You gotta drink something.Copy !req
1006. I want you to have this.Copy !req
1007. 'Cause I'm gonna be leaving soon.Copy !req
1008. You can't leave.Copy !req
1009. I need you around here.Copy !req
1010. You're the love of my life.Copy !req
1011. You're sweet.Copy !req
1012. But, no, I'm not.Copy !req
1013. Sh.Copy !req
1014. I'm not.Copy !req
1015. Oh, come on.Copy !req
1016. I've seen him.Copy !req
1017. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1018. You haven't met him yet.Copy !req
1019. But you will.
And you're gonna be so happy.Copy !req
1020. And I know you don't think so,
but you deserve to be happy.Copy !req
1021. You're not thinking clearly, baby.Copy !req
1022. Yes, I am. You have to promise me
you're gonna treat him right, okay?Copy !req
1023. Okay, okay. Now, drink some water.Copy !req
1024. Treat him right.Copy !req
1025. Is this what you wanted?Copy !req
1026. Yeah. Thank you.Copy !req
1027. Diabetic, huh?Copy !req
1028. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1029. Smell something?Copy !req
1030. Fuck, wha...?Copy !req
1031. Fuck!Copy !req
1032. Shit.Copy !req
1033. He's up.Copy !req
1034. Sit.Copy !req
1035. What'd they get you for?Copy !req
1036. Grand theft.Copy !req
1037. How about y...?Copy !req
1038. This slippery son of a bitch
is going straight to lock-up.Copy !req
1039. Oh, come on, pick up.Copy !req
1040. Set bail at nine hundred
thousand dollars.Copy !req
1041. Your Honor, we'd like to
set a reduction hearing.Copy !req
1042. That's your right
but I strongly advise that you don't.Copy !req
1043. Well, I appreciate the gra...Copy !req
1044. Ma'am? You dropped somethin'.Copy !req
1045. Hi. I have Judge Charles Hearn
for the Clerk's Office.Copy !req
1046. All right, baby.Copy !req
1047. This is Charles Hearn.Copy !req
1048. I got a bail adjustment coming
through...Copy !req
1049. and I need that processed yesterday,Copy !req
1050. so could you slingshot
that shit around the sun?Copy !req
1051. You got it, Judge.Copy !req
1052. Good. Oh...Copy !req
1053. darlin'. You wanna save me a dime
and connect me to a good bail bondsman?Copy !req
1054. Fuck you.Copy !req
1055. Fuck you! My shoe, my shoe, my shoe.
My shoe. I'm losing this fucking shoe.Copy !req
1056. Come on, Phillip, pick up, it's me!Copy !req
1057. I'm sorry. Come on! Damn it!Copy !req
1058. How long you in for?Copy !req
1059. Not long.Copy !req
1060. Can you hit me
in the face with this?Copy !req
1061. Hold...Copy !req
1062. still. That's a pretty big gash.Copy !req
1063. Nice green uniform.Copy !req
1064. Sir, I wonder if you
could just get my shoes?Copy !req
1065. Could I just have
my shoes, please?Copy !req
1066. Come on, man. Seriously.
Come on.Copy !req
1067. You're here to
protect and serve, man.Copy !req
1068. Can't you just hustle
your sweet little assCopy !req
1069. in there and get my fuckin' shoes?Copy !req
1070. Come on, Phillip.
I know you're there.Copy !req
1071. We've got turkey.Copy !req
1072. Here's your lunch, darlin'.Copy !req
1073. Oh. Turkey again?Copy !req
1074. Get it?Copy !req
1075. Yeah.Copy !req
1076. What the hell is this?Copy !req
1077. That's all I could get.Copy !req
1078. Fucking vice, man.Copy !req
1079. But anyway...Copy !req
1080. Go away, Steven.Copy !req
1081. You think I didn't know
you were coming?Copy !req
1082. Phillip?Copy !req
1083. Get the hell outta here.
I'm done with you.Copy !req
1084. Honey, I know you're upset.
But we love each other.Copy !req
1085. You opened a bank account
with Dr. Phillip Morris.Copy !req
1086. Now they think I'm in
on everything.Copy !req
1087. I'm facing real time.Copy !req
1088. You know,
it was for your own good,Copy !req
1089. so we could be together.Copy !req
1090. Fuck off.Copy !req
1091. I'm in enough trouble.Copy !req
1092. Come on, Phillip. Trust me?Copy !req
1093. Fuck you, you fuckin' liar.Copy !req
1094. Do you realize how bad
you fucked me over?Copy !req
1095. You made me a fuckin' accomplice,
you liar. Fuckin' liar.Copy !req
1096. I never wanna see you again.Copy !req
1097. Go away.
I never wanna see you again.Copy !req
1098. - Phillip, stop it.
- Go away. Go away.Copy !req
1099. - Phillip, stop it!
- I don't wanna see you again.Copy !req
1100. Well what am I supposed to do?Copy !req
1101. I got a, a fuckin' limo.Copy !req
1102. Well... you're the lawyer.
You figure it out.Copy !req
1103. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1104. You're not even a lawyer, are you?Copy !req
1105. You're not even a fuckin' lawyer,
are you? Fuckin' liar!Copy !req
1106. Phillip, open the door.Copy !req
1107. - No.
- Open it.Copy !req
1108. - No.
- Just open it.Copy !req
1109. No.Copy !req
1110. Open the door, please?Copy !req
1111. I just wanna say one thing, please?
Just one thing. That's all.Copy !req
1112. Please?Copy !req
1113. Get down on the ground, faggot!Copy !req
1114. Come on, do it! Now!Copy !req
1115. Get on the ground now!Copy !req
1116. - Phillip.
- Don't.Copy !req
1117. I love you.Copy !req
1118. From the moment we met,
you've done nothing but lie.Copy !req
1119. Our whole relationship, just lies.
I'm such an asshole.Copy !req
1120. You took advantage of me
just like all the others.Copy !req
1121. You were supposed to protect me.Copy !req
1122. But you just did nothing
but just make a fool out of me.Copy !req
1123. And you expect me to love you?
How can I? How can I love you?Copy !req
1124. I don't even know
who you are.Copy !req
1125. And you know what's sad?Copy !req
1126. I don't even think
you know who you are.Copy !req
1127. So how am
I supposed to love somethin'Copy !req
1128. that don't even exist, you tell me.Copy !req
1129. I will never forgive you, Steven.
Never.Copy !req
1130. And that was the last time
I ever saw him.Copy !req
1131. But I knew he was right.Copy !req
1132. Phillip, Jimmy, Debbie,
they've all been right.Copy !req
1133. My whole life was nothing
but a bunch of lies.Copy !req
1134. Lies to make people
give me their money.Copy !req
1135. Lies to make people love me.Copy !req
1136. And lies to keep them
from leaving me.Copy !req
1137. And in the process,
I lost track of who I was.Copy !req
1138. Maybe Barbara Bascombe
had me pegged rightCopy !req
1139. from the beginning and
that's why she gave me up.Copy !req
1140. Whatever the case,Copy !req
1141. how does a person who
doesn't exist go on existing?Copy !req
1142. The answer is, he doesn't.Copy !req
1143. I'm sorry to have to
tell you this, Steven.Copy !req
1144. Your T-cell count indicates that,
well, um, you have AIDS:Copy !req
1145. So here we are.
Where you first met me.Copy !req
1146. I've been in this bed for
months now waiting to die.Copy !req
1147. The only thing that
keeps me going is the thoughtCopy !req
1148. that I might get a chance to
see Phillip one more time.Copy !req
1149. But I don't know
how much longer I can do this.Copy !req
1150. You got a minute?Copy !req
1151. Hey, Sammy.
Do you want a cracker?Copy !req
1152. No. Thanks.Copy !req
1153. Look, um, I just talked to my friend.
He's a, um... nurse in the infirmary.Copy !req
1154. And, um, well, I don't know
if you know this or not. But...Copy !req
1155. um...Copy !req
1156. Let me in.Copy !req
1157. Just let me in!Copy !req
1158. He's not here.Copy !req
1159. I need to see him.Copy !req
1160. I told you...Copy !req
1161. he's not here.
Now, you need to calm down.Copy !req
1162. Just tell, tell me where he is.
Or what happened.Copy !req
1163. He slipped into a coma
for a few days.Copy !req
1164. He's conscious now.
But he's very sick.Copy !req
1165. We had him transferred to
a private care facility.Copy !req
1166. There was nothing
we could do for him here.Copy !req
1167. It's just a matter of time.Copy !req
1168. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1169. Steven.Copy !req
1170. Steven.Copy !req
1171. Steven.Copy !req
1172. Steven.Copy !req
1173. Somebody wants to
speak to you.Copy !req
1174. He keeps calling.
He's driving us crazy.Copy !req
1175. Okay, you can put him through.Copy !req
1176. Steve, honey, it's me.Copy !req
1177. I didn't want you to find out.Copy !req
1178. Why didn't you write me?Copy !req
1179. I don't know how this happened.
They say I'm fine. Uh, anyway, it...Copy !req
1180. it doesn't matter.
I had to speak to you.Copy !req
1181. I'm still angry with you.Copy !req
1182. But there's something that I,
I want you to know.Copy !req
1183. Even if sometimes I don't know
who you are, I love you.Copy !req
1184. I never stopped loving you.Copy !req
1185. I guess you and me are
just fools for love or something,Copy !req
1186. written in the stars
or some crap like that.Copy !req
1187. But it was never better than
with you, Steve, never more real.Copy !req
1188. And I realize all that
crazy shit you did...Copy !req
1189. in your own fucked up way,
was always for me, always for us.Copy !req
1190. You're the most amazing man.Copy !req
1191. You take my breath away.Copy !req
1192. And even though
I can't be with you right now,Copy !req
1193. I'll always be yours.Copy !req
1194. Forever.Copy !req
1195. Now, if you have to go, go.Copy !req
1196. It's okay.
I'm right there. Okay?Copy !req
1197. Steve?Copy !req
1198. Steve? Steve?Copy !req
1199. Steven!Copy !req
1200. Steven!Copy !req
1201. Steven!Copy !req
1202. Come on, honey.Copy !req
1203. Morris. Come with me.Copy !req
1204. Your lawyer's here.Copy !req
1205. You fucker!Copy !req
1206. Faking your death from AIDS
is no easy task...Copy !req
1207. believe me.Copy !req
1208. But after watching Jimmy die,
I thought I could make it convincing.Copy !req
1209. First, you have to starve yourself.Copy !req
1210. I ate half as much every day
for ten months.Copy !req
1211. After that, you have to
fake all sorts of symptoms.Copy !req
1212. Woof.Copy !req
1213. You gotta really stick with it
until you lose a ton of weight.Copy !req
1214. The hardest part is
falsifying your records.Copy !req
1215. But in prison for
the right amount of swag,Copy !req
1216. you can get just
about anything amended.Copy !req
1217. After that,
bureaucracy takes over for you.Copy !req
1218. How long do I have?Copy !req
1219. There's no way to tell.Copy !req
1220. Yes!Copy !req
1221. A bureaucracy can only do so much
because the hardest part, by far,Copy !req
1222. is getting transferred to
a private care facility.Copy !req
1223. Thank you.Copy !req
1224. It's standard procedure
for late stage AIDS patients.Copy !req
1225. But in order to do that,Copy !req
1226. I'd have to convince them
that I was about to die.Copy !req
1227. And that would involve
taking some risks.Copy !req
1228. After a four-day coma
they were convinced.Copy !req
1229. And once I got settled in...Copy !req
1230. I just called
the Department of CorrectionsCopy !req
1231. and convinced them that I was
a state-sponsored doctor looking forCopy !req
1232. late stage AIDS patients for
an experimental treatment.Copy !req
1233. It's for a study we're doing.Copy !req
1234. And I was wondering
if you had anybodyCopy !req
1235. that would be eligible, uh,
for a transfer into the program?Copy !req
1236. Mr. Russell?
Your taxi's here.Copy !req
1237. As luck would have it,
they had one patient eligible.Copy !req
1238. And for all that time,
all those doctors, all those nurses,Copy !req
1239. all those facilities, not one of them
ever thought to give me an AIDS test.Copy !req
1240. Fucking Texas.Copy !req
1241. And after all that hard work dying,
where's the first place I go?Copy !req
1242. You fucker.Copy !req
1243. I know. I'm sorry.
You weren't supposed to find out.Copy !req
1244. Well, I did.Copy !req
1245. I couldn't take a chance telling ya.Copy !req
1246. You know that I couldn't.Copy !req
1247. But Phillip, I only did it
so I could get here to you.Copy !req
1248. Butjust so I can talk again.Copy !req
1249. And here I am.Copy !req
1250. I'm fine. Just hungry.Copy !req
1251. Steven, I don't, we...Copy !req
1252. Listen. I just came here to tell you
one thing and that's it.Copy !req
1253. You don't have to take me back.Copy !req
1254. I just wanna say one thing.Copy !req
1255. I know you think that
we are nothing but a lie.Copy !req
1256. But underneath all those lies,Copy !req
1257. there was always something
that was real.Copy !req
1258. I thought about
what you said to me.Copy !req
1259. You said you
don't know who I am.Copy !req
1260. But I know now.Copy !req
1261. I know who I am.
I'm not a lawyer.Copy !req
1262. I'm not a CFO.
I'm not a cop.Copy !req
1263. I'm not some kind of escape artist.Copy !req
1264. Those Steven Russells are dead.Copy !req
1265. And now all that's left is
the man that loves you.Copy !req
1266. And if you can see that...Copy !req
1267. and believe it, I promise I'll never
be anything else ever again.Copy !req
1268. How do I know you're not
bullshitting me again?Copy !req
1269. You don't.Copy !req