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- Uh, Renee Bennett.
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These are perfect.
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hair tutorial with you.
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if you need more hair tutorials.
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talk to you guys next time.
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- Hi.
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browsing for me.
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limited here in the store,
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find your size online.
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- Just, like, ask.
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Clafoutis lipstick?
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orange than it looks online.
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in this weird Chinatown basement?
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Aren't you sick of this?
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I'm getting a coffee.
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- You mean a baguette?
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- You want a whole baguette?
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That's not weird.
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- Yeah, the highlighter does it.
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- Really?
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- You look really beautiful.
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I do look pretty.
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if I look like me.
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Selena Gomez
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"It ain't me."
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Like, I recreated it.
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sort of, like, a lady of the night?
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like that anymore.
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118. It's, like, kind of rad that your work
lets you take all this stuff.
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They wouldn't care.
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looks like contraception.
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what my pill pack looks like.
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and not having a baby,
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the problem is.
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wack as hell. Honestly.
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It's Grouper Date.
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because we need three people
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on a date.
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- Yeah, but look at them.
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These are the people we're competing with?
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- Three Australian wakeboarders.
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- Yeah.
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I'm not doing it.
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like, different kinds of men
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my guy is going to be interested
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true crime
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friendships.
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and you get a picture of yourself
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really good about it
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you hide your acne,
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156. And then when the guy meets you
in person, he's, like, so disappointed.
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of yourself
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it really looks like you.
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or clicking it or twitting it
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162. And you didn't even want to go out
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and... and it's not fair,
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- Yes, thank you.
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- Look at this face!
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- I look mid-poop.
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on myself.
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184. God, look, I know this office
isn't the epicenter of anything,
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to participate in things like pants,
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the social contract.
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The server's down.
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it always comes back online,
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- Oh, no... Wait, wait.
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11:00 a.m.?
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in this stupid office!
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and it's not stupid.
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stupid office in about ten seconds.
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to Lily LeClaire today?
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to Lily LeClaire.
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- You never shower.
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I'm not going there.
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'cause I have no clean undies.
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for my purse. No!
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- I am brave.
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- I am blonde.
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- And I got this.
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- I am brave!
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- I am blonde!
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- And I got this!
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I'll make sure she gets them.
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- There she is again. Oh!
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It's like a dream job.
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to my grandmother, Lily,
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of our fiscal year,
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the research results
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diffusion line.
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- Like it means "low end"?
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on our diffusion line
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to the diffusion landscape.
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to seeing our products
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but also at Target and Kohl's.
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cosmetics at Target.
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I'm just...
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they're looking for.
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can I call you back?
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at SoulCycle...
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- Like, the whole region?
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- I'm sorry, I'm so lost.
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that squeezy dish soap?
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- Yeah, you're probably wondering
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the person that obviously works here.
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good at dishes.
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if you might have some dishes...
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It's in aisle 10.
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- Oh.
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you can give me your number...
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- It's nice to meet you.
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happen all the time?
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with you in a totally normal place?
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to you all the time, too.
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and then, like...
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of your trip you didn't even foresee.
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- I knew it.
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open up to you
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when you look like you.
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- I don't think that this mascara
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that kind of heavy lifting. So...
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the miracle is already here.
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you came in here for.
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what you normally see.
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what you've always wanted to be.
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on the way down.
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a complimentary bandana.
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- Aww.
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This is too much.
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to your arm?
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- Uh...
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- Feels full.
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- Uh-huh.
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- Yeah.
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do you see this?
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Look at my jawline!
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I always wanted this to happen.
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it would really happen!
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Look at my ass!
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and go to the front.
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and still look fly as hell?
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- Yeah!
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for the receptionist job.
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recognize me.
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- Mmm.
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that I am your friend.
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- Hey, sluts.
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Copy !req
434. No, no one...
no one is screaming.
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435. Don't even make the noise
you just made.
Copy !req
436. Okay. Okay, now I know
you don't recognize me.
Copy !req
437. You're thinking, "Who is this girl?
And why is she here?
Copy !req
438. What was she doing covering
our screaming-ass mouths?"
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439. You guys, it's me.
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440. Renee.
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441. What's happening?
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442. Full spin.
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443. Oh, my God,
you don't believe me.
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444. Why would you? Okay.
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445. I'm going to prove to you
that I'm Renee.
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446. All right, I'm just going
to tell you something
Copy !req
447. that there's no way I would know
unless I was Renee.
Copy !req
448. Okay. Um...
Copy !req
449. Oh, remember the summer
we all were gonna get those tattoos
Copy !req
450. of the 90210 characters
on our ankle. Right?
Copy !req
451. But we decided not to
because we were like,
Copy !req
452. "What if we don't always feel
this strongly about the actors?"
Copy !req
453. Thank God.
How would anyone know that?
Copy !req
454. Everyone would know that, right?
Copy !req
455. Because I actually got
Andrea Zuckerman
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456. tattooed on my ankle
before you guys bailed on the idea.
Copy !req
457. I forgot that, I'm sorry.
Copy !req
458. - I still feel so bad.
- No.
Copy !req
459. What's something only
I would know? Help me.
Copy !req
460. You have HPV.
Copy !req
461. - Everybody has HPV.
- I have it, too.
Copy !req
462. The point is, it's me! Renee!
Copy !req
463. And I don't know how this happened,
and I can't explain it.
Copy !req
464. All I know is that Luna
reached into my SoulCycled soul
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465. and just gave me
what I've always wanted.
Copy !req
466. The chance to be beautiful!
Copy !req
467. Oh.
Copy !req
468. - Yeah, well, that's great.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
469. - I'm so happy for you...
- Are you?
Copy !req
470. that you are working out
Copy !req
471. and that that clearly is making,
like, a big change for you.
Copy !req
472. I mean, like,
I hear really good things
Copy !req
473. about SoulCycle and,
like, you look great.
Copy !req
474. Great? Guys, I'm a Kardashian.
One of the Jenner ones.
Copy !req
475. Maybe now that your contacts are in...
Copy !req
476. I don't wear contacts.
I don't wear glasses.
Copy !req
477. I was just taking a swing,
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478. - and it was a miss.
- Yeah.
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479. You're trying to make sense
of this, and you can't.
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480. That's true.
We cannot make sense of this.
Copy !req
481. But I want you guys to know
that even though I look like
Copy !req
482. this very different,
very hot person,
Copy !req
483. it's still me in here.
Copy !req
484. It's Renee.
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485. I'm not going anywhere.
Copy !req
486. - Okay.
- Okay?
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487. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
488. But I am going to go to the bar
and get us drinks.
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489. I could use one.
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490. - Tequila?
- Sure.
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491. How would I know that,
unless I was Renee?
Copy !req
492. Okay.
Copy !req
493. Hey, Mason.
I'm sorry I can't make it again.
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494. I'll have to work remotely,
I have pink eye.
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495. Yeah, it's really bad.
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496. It's like, it looks like
my eyes are bleeding.
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497. Um...
Copy !req
498. Yeah, no, I... I know
it doesn't affect your voice,
Copy !req
499. but it's like the really
bad kind
Copy !req
500. that, like, causes flare-ups
in prison populations.
Copy !req
501. Look, I gotta go,
I'm going to the doctor.
Copy !req
502. Hopefully, I'll be in tomorrow,
but I'm going in the subway, so I'm...
Copy !req
503. Um... Hello? Hello?
Copy !req
504. 116.
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505. Uh...
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506. You probably haven't
been here before,
Copy !req
507. but you have to wait in line
and take a number.
Copy !req
508. - Oh, right.
- I can grab it for you.
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509. - Thank you.
- Yeah.
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510. - I just... Here.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
511. And this guy just calls out a number
completely out of sequence.
Copy !req
512. - Okay.
- It's like a weird game of bingo.
Copy !req
513. - All right.
- But no one wins. So, yeah.
Copy !req
514. What's your number?
Copy !req
515. So this is how it happens?
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516. Just like that? Wow.
Copy !req
517. Just like what?
What happens, like what?
Copy !req
518. That is very clever.
Copy !req
519. I don't know why that's...
What is clever?
Copy !req
520. - "What's your number?"
- I'm just asking what the number is.
Copy !req
521. And then I go, "Oh, 118..."
Copy !req
522. And then you're like,
"No, your phone number."
Copy !req
523. - Oh.
- Yeah. You are good.
Copy !req
524. How long have you been hanging
on to that little nugget?
Copy !req
525. I haven't. I haven't been holding
on to that. That's not a nugget.
Copy !req
526. You hang out in a lot of dry cleaners
and hit on perfect girls?
Copy !req
527. Wow.
Copy !req
528. All right, give me your phone.
Copy !req
529. My phone?
Copy !req
530. Give me your phone,
I'm going to give you my number.
Copy !req
531. - Are you still talking to me?
- Don't chicken out now, son.
Copy !req
532. - I'm not chickening out.
- Here, come on.
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533. Give me, we'll exchange phones.
That's what'll happen.
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534. Here, give me your phone,
you take my phone,
Copy !req
535. put your number in.
Level the playing field.
Copy !req
536. Do people do this?
Copy !req
537. And this way you don't have
to feel intimidated.
Copy !req
538. I know what it's like.
Copy !req
539. Okay. Yeah. That's me.
Copy !req
540. Okay.
Copy !req
541. And you know,
I'm pretty slammed right now.
Copy !req
542. But I will do my best
to pencil you in.
Copy !req
543. Right after the jailhouse
pink eye clears up?
Copy !req
544. Who are you?
Copy !req
545. Number 118!
Copy !req
546. That's me.
Copy !req
547. Hi.
Copy !req
548. Oh, I couldn't get
the red vomit stain out of it.
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549. What was it, like, sangria?
Copy !req
550. Some wine, like a red?
Something like that?
Copy !req
551. It had chunks in it,
did you know that?
Copy !req
552. And, uh, then you let it sit for a while,
and I couldn't really...
Copy !req
553. That's fine.
Copy !req
554. I could take another whack at it,
if you want.
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555. I'm not a magician. 119!
Copy !req
556. So, look, I have not
logged into our account
Copy !req
557. since our profile went live
Copy !req
558. 'cause I thought we could
all do it together.
Copy !req
559. Yeah, I think that's
the best idea.
Copy !req
560. Um, excuse me, bartender.
Copy !req
561. Can I please get
a couple shots of tequila?
Copy !req
562. - Uh...
- Can you stop it? It's a coffee shop.
Copy !req
563. No, listen. This is going
to be awesome. Trust me.
Copy !req
564. I'm about to make it
rain responses.
Copy !req
565. Hit refresh.
Copy !req
566. - Yeah, refresh.
- Always refresh.
Copy !req
567. Okay...
Copy !req
568. - Are we on the Wi-Fi or...
- Yeah, we are.
Copy !req
569. So, it's true. Guys really
only care about photos.
Copy !req
570. Oh, my God, stop. This is...
This is clearly my fault.
Copy !req
571. - What? Why?
- No, I take full responsibility for this.
Copy !req
572. Guys, this is because the old me
was clearly dragging our stock down.
Copy !req
573. I, like, feel bad for her.
I wanna, like, hug this girl.
Copy !req
574. You look like you.
Copy !req
575. All we have to do
are get new photos of me.
Copy !req
576. You know, like, a photo shoot
for the new Renee.
Copy !req
577. Like maybe a hip-hop vibe.
Like Saint-Tropez, or...
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578. You know,
let's get this in a bikini,
Copy !req
579. on a jet ski with, like,
Lil Wayne,
Copy !req
580. or Lil' Bow Wow,
or one of the Lil's.
Copy !req
581. - I don't think that's a thing.
- Which thing?
Copy !req
582. The whole...
Like, all those things.
Copy !req
583. One of the... a big one...
Big... Medium George?
Copy !req
584. I don't know who it is,
but it's gonna be hip-hop
Copy !req
585. and it's gonna be hot.
Copy !req
586. No, we're going to do it.
Hot bikini action.
Copy !req
587. You know, I don't have
a yacht, but...
Copy !req
588. Does your brother
still have a kayak?
Copy !req
589. Hi, this message
is for Renee Bennett.
Copy !req
590. Please call Helen Grey's office
at Lily LeClaire
Copy !req
591. to set up your interview
for the receptionist position.
Copy !req
592. Renee Bennett?
Copy !req
593. Yeah. I'm Renee. Hi.
Copy !req
594. No, I'm looking for Renee Bennett
for the receptionist job.
Copy !req
595. That's me. Here.
Copy !req
596. Okay.
Copy !req
597. You must be Renee.
I'm Helen Grey, CFO.
Copy !req
598. We spoke on the phone.
Copy !req
599. And this is our CEO,
Avery LeClaire.
Copy !req
600. Hello, Renee.
Copy !req
601. Hello.
Copy !req
602. Take a seat,
make yourself comfortable.
Copy !req
603. Thank you so much.
Copy !req
604. Uh, it's nice to finally meet you
face to face, Ms. Grey.
Copy !req
605. And I of course know
who you are, Ms. LeClaire.
Copy !req
606. Renee currently works
in the online division.
Copy !req
607. Oh, wow, super.
Copy !req
608. Yeah, but I figure
I can be real with you guys,
Copy !req
609. like Gayle King real,
and say that it would be a shame
Copy !req
610. to waste all this
in a tiny Chinatown office.
Copy !req
611. I think we've got more of
a front-of-house situation on our hands.
Copy !req
612. Am I right or wrong? Yeah.
Copy !req
613. Renee, we appreciate
you taking the initiative,
Copy !req
614. but you're not exactly
the obvious choice for this job.
Copy !req
615. Helen.
Copy !req
616. No, I totally get it.
Copy !req
617. 'Cause I already work
for the company,
Copy !req
618. and this job would actually be
a pay cut to my current salary.
Copy !req
619. It doesn't make much sense
why I'm here.
Copy !req
620. So what are your goals, exactly?
Copy !req
621. To work here...
Copy !req
622. as a receptionist.
Copy !req
623. Wow.
Copy !req
624. Okay, because most girls, they view this
as a stepping stone to modeling
Copy !req
625. or to opening
their own e-commerce boutique.
Copy !req
626. I hear you. And yes,
modeling is an option for me.
Copy !req
627. You are taking a risk.
Copy !req
628. Is this girl going to walk out
of this office
Copy !req
629. and right onto the runway
and never look back?
Copy !req
630. Is that realistic for me?
Copy !req
631. One thousand percent.
But it's not who I am.
Copy !req
632. My only real goal is to come here
Copy !req
633. to this office every day
Copy !req
634. and help people
feel the same way I feel
Copy !req
635. when I step off that elevator:
Copy !req
636. that this is
the only place to be.
Copy !req
637. Yes, yes, yes, yes! I got it!
Copy !req
638. I work here now!
Copy !req
639. Mason, you in here?
Copy !req
640. It's me, Renee.
Copy !req
641. Can we talk in the office?
Copy !req
642. Oh, we can just talk here,
it's fine.
Copy !req
643. Things have changed
for me, Mason.
Copy !req
644. They're moving me to HQ.
Copy !req
645. It's headquarters.
Copy !req
646. - Everything I've ever wanted...
- I really need you to leave.
Copy !req
647. I really would rather you
not hear the splash.
Copy !req
648. Don't worry, I...
Copy !req
649. I talked to them, and HR is already
interviewing for my replacement.
Copy !req
650. HR is just human resources.
Copy !req
651. Go, please. Go.
Copy !req
652. And I know you're happy here.
Copy !req
653. But anyway, I gotta go.
Copy !req
654. If you just finally got the courage
to ask me out, it's too late, buddy.
Copy !req
655. Go, please. Go.
Copy !req
656. I'll miss you.
You want me to leave it open?
Copy !req
657. - Uh... No.
- No?
Copy !req
658. Shit!
Copy !req
659. Whoo!
Copy !req
660. You're gonna wanna head
to marketing,
Copy !req
661. and you're gonna want
to have a great time.
Copy !req
662. She's headed to you,
she's adorable.
Copy !req
663. Good morning.
Copy !req
664. Hi, you know what?
I think I pressed the wrong floor.
Copy !req
665. I'm looking for Lily LeClaire,
and this is not...
Copy !req
666. Nope, that's us.
Copy !req
667. Welcome to Lily LeClaire.
Copy !req
668. You're probably used
to seeing Angie sit here,
Copy !req
669. but I promise
to win you over, too.
Copy !req
670. She served her
bottled water room temp.
Copy !req
671. Now, I prefer to serve it chilled.
Copy !req
672. I also serve it with a straw,
Copy !req
673. so you don't have to mess
with your fierce lipstick.
Copy !req
674. God, I love that shade.
Copy !req
675. What is it, Rogue Red?
Fall 2015?
Copy !req
676. I don't know any Angie.
Copy !req
677. What confused me
when I walked into this place,
Copy !req
678. honestly, is you and...
Copy !req
679. I know, right?
Copy !req
680. You're not the only one. Okay.
Copy !req
681. People don't expect a girl
sitting back here
Copy !req
682. to just be so on the ball.
Copy !req
683. Oh, see,
that's not what I was...
Copy !req
684. But I know what it means
to work hard.
Copy !req
685. And I don't plan on coasting off
the bennies of this face or this body.
Copy !req
686. I'm going to bring it every day.
Copy !req
687. I can see by your portfolio
that you're here from The Rose Sheet,
Copy !req
688. which happens to be my absolute
favorite trade publication.
Copy !req
689. So I'll let them know
that you're here for your 10:30,
Copy !req
690. and you can have a seat.
Copy !req
691. Or if you prefer, get steps in
to meet your Fitbit goal for the day.
Copy !req
692. This hallway loops around,
Copy !req
693. and I'll let you know
when they're ready.
Copy !req
694. Welcome to Lily LeClaire.
Copy !req
695. Thanks.
Copy !req
696. And my name is Renee,
Copy !req
697. if you need absolutely
anything at all.
Copy !req
698. Ever, ever.
Copy !req
699. Hi, Lily LeClaire,
you've got Renee.
Copy !req
700. Oh, I'll put you through.
Copy !req
701. Hello, Renee.
Copy !req
702. Sorry. I overheard your name.
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703. Uh, I'm here to meet Avery,
Copy !req
704. but could you not make me wait
next to that lady?
Copy !req
705. I don't think I'll be as nice
to her as you were.
Copy !req
706. Oh, thank God. Okay, okay.
Copy !req
707. - You're Grant LeClaire.
- Yes.
Copy !req
708. Holy shit. Holy shit.
Copy !req
709. Relax, you're good.
Copy !req
710. Okay, okay.
Copy !req
711. Right. Um...
Copy !req
712. Well, Grant,
I noticed on Page Six,
Copy !req
713. that you are often photographed drinking
these Pressed Juicery Greens 1.5.
Copy !req
714. Correct? I saw that,
Copy !req
715. and I brought it here,
in case you were ever to come in.
Copy !req
716. - Thank you.
- You're welcome,
Copy !req
717. Grant LeClaire.
Copy !req
718. Sorry, what,
you've seen me holding these?
Copy !req
719. So you got them in
just for me?
Copy !req
720. I've also seen you holding
a lot of Brazilian models,
Copy !req
721. but I didn't think
they'd fit in the mini-fridge.
Copy !req
722. Okay, cool, I thought
you were gonna be mad
Copy !req
723. 'cause I called you out so hard.
Copy !req
724. Who hired you, Renee?
Copy !req
725. Avery. Your sister.
Copy !req
726. Yes, I know who she is.
Copy !req
727. Good. 'Cause Thanksgiving
would be really weird.
Copy !req
728. I don't know if you guys do things
like Thanksgiving.
Copy !req
729. Yeah, we do.
Copy !req
730. Oh, my God, that's crazy.
Copy !req
731. So, Avery, huh?
Copy !req
732. Good for her.
Copy !req
733. Yes.
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734. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
735. This is our first
diffusion line,
Copy !req
736. and I really owe it to my grandma
to get it right.
Copy !req
737. We are at a critical stage
for both the product itself
Copy !req
738. and the packaging and the copy.
Copy !req
739. So, now for the exciting part,
let's look at our samples.
Copy !req
740. This is our...
Copy !req
741. I'm so sorry. So sorry.
Copy !req
742. I am so sorry!
Copy !req
743. Okay, going to put it
all right back where it was.
Copy !req
744. Here is the blush.
Copy !req
745. All right,
and here is the packaging,
Copy !req
746. and I just need to find
the application brush,
Copy !req
747. and then we can move on
with our lives.
Copy !req
748. There is no application brush.
Copy !req
749. Oh.
Copy !req
750. Really?
Copy !req
751. Okay. Got it.
Copy !req
752. Does that come
as a surprise to you?
Copy !req
753. Because if you knew
our products,
Copy !req
754. you'd know that our blush never comes
with an application blush brush.
Copy !req
755. Of course I know that.
Copy !req
756. Same with the
Shimmering Face Powders.
Copy !req
757. I just figured
for this particular product,
Copy !req
758. that, you know,
that there might be one.
Copy !req
759. But never mind, you guys,
you know how this works,
Copy !req
760. and I'm just the beautiful face
keeping this place running. So...
Copy !req
761. I think we'd all like to hear
what you'd have to say, Renee.
Copy !req
762. Well...
Copy !req
763. Well, with high-end products,
Copy !req
764. we expect our customers
to have high-end makeup brushes.
Copy !req
765. But regular girls put their blush on
in the rearview,
Copy !req
766. on the way to their
crappy jobs.
Copy !req
767. And they're going to be pissed
when they open up an $8.50 blush,
Copy !req
768. and they have no way
they can use it.
Copy !req
769. Then you just wind up
using your finger.
Copy !req
770. You know, it never goes on right.
Copy !req
771. Then you hit a bump,
or you have an itch
Copy !req
772. and you wind up looking like
Braveheart.
Copy !req
773. Or some more up-to-date reference.
Copy !req
774. That was very helpful, Renee.
Copy !req
775. Really?
Copy !req
776. Okay, great.
Copy !req
777. If anybody needs anything,
any water or anything,
Copy !req
778. just give me a signal.
Copy !req
779. The signal will just be
something like,
Copy !req
780. "Renee, we could use
some more water."
Copy !req
781. Or something, you know...
Copy !req
782. "Thirsty, more water."
Copy !req
783. Thank you.
Copy !req
784. - Hello?
- Hi, Ethan.
Copy !req
785. Um...
Copy !req
786. I know calling a new love interest
can be stressful,
Copy !req
787. so I just wanted
to take that pressure off you.
Copy !req
788. You know, you wonder, like,
"How long should I wait to call?"
Copy !req
789. Or, "Is she too good for me?"
Blah, blah, blah.
Copy !req
790. But, uh, I'm just gonna
take all the heavy lifting off of you
Copy !req
791. and... and let you know
that you are taking me out.
Copy !req
792. Who is this again?
Copy !req
793. Oh, yeah, Renee
from the dry cleaner.
Copy !req
794. Aren't you glad
we're doing this?
Copy !req
795. I'm pretty scared of you,
Copy !req
796. so I was a little afraid
to not do this.
Copy !req
797. Right.
Copy !req
798. So what do you do?
Copy !req
799. Uh... I'm at CNN,
working in operations.
Copy !req
800. It's not what I want to do.
I'm trying to segue
Copy !req
801. - into being a cameraman.
- Oh.
Copy !req
802. But, uh, it's sort of
a boys' club over there.
Copy !req
803. So I can't just...
Copy !req
804. What?
Copy !req
805. Well, only girls complain about things
being a boys' club.
Copy !req
806. Yes, good point, but I mean it's like
a different breed of, like, boys' club.
Copy !req
807. Like tattoos,
C-class driver's licenses.
Copy !req
808. I'm sure you're just
in your head about it.
Copy !req
809. They call me "Wheat Thin."
Copy !req
810. Oh, 'cause of "Ethan."
That's clever.
Copy !req
811. "Wheat Thin Ethan."
That is it!
Copy !req
812. Hot dogs.
Copy !req
813. Wheat Thin Ethan.
Copy !req
814. That's not even as bad
as what I thought they meant.
Copy !req
815. No, I mean, I used to be
where you are right now.
Copy !req
816. I was working
in this tiny office, like tiny.
Copy !req
817. And I never thought
I'd make it to 5th Avenue.
Copy !req
818. But, I mean, look at me now.
I'm a receptionist.
Copy !req
819. I haven't said that
out loud yet.
Copy !req
820. I, Renee, am a receptionist.
Copy !req
821. Oh, that was my hot dog.
You ate both of them.
Copy !req
822. Ooh, a bikini contest!
We're going!
Copy !req
823. You sure this is where
you want to be?
Copy !req
824. There's a bar just down the thing,
they're doing Latin rhythms night.
Copy !req
825. Oh, we should hit that next.
Copy !req
826. Yeah. Or sooner.
Copy !req
827. Right here. Hi.
Anybody sitting here? No?
Copy !req
828. You sure no one's
sitting here?
Copy !req
829. Oh, my God,
it's, like, starting.
Copy !req
830. You know, uh,
I'm cool with this.
Copy !req
831. As long as you're
comfortable sitting here
Copy !req
832. while these women
are kind of naked.
Copy !req
833. Kind of? They look great.
Copy !req
834. What are you doing?
Copy !req
835. Well, I don't have a bathing suit,
so I have to improvise.
Copy !req
836. Kind of hotter
than a bathing suit,
Copy !req
837. because it's, like, unexpected,
Copy !req
838. and you can, like,
see most of my butt.
Copy !req
839. Wait, are you entering
the bikini contest?
Copy !req
840. - Yeah!
- No!
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841. It's 500 bucks to the winner.
Did you see the sign?
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842. Yeah, but I think that you probably
had to pre-register online,
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843. and then there's also the issue
of the non-regulation bikini.
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844. - Honestly, that Latin rhythms night...
- It'll be so fun.
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845. Oh, wait, I see what's going on.
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846. You're worried that the guys
are going to be drooling all over me.
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847. - Uh-uh.
- Oh, my God, that's so sweet.
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848. But don't worry, okay?
I'm here with you.
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849. I came with you
and I'm leaving with you.
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850. But I do need your help
with something.
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851. Now, what do you think?
Shoe on or shoe off?
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852. - This is off.
- Right.
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853. This is me with it on.
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854. Does it say, like, "Barefoot hippie,
she doesn't care"?
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855. - Or is it like...
- Honestly, at the end of the day,
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856. I don't know if it's gonna have
a dramatic effect either way,
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857. so I would go shoes on
because the carpet is disgusting.
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858. Okay, cool. Wish me luck.
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859. Good luck.
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860. - I got this.
- Yeah.
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861. So scared.
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862. Welcome to the semi-annual
Ruby's Bangin' Bikini Contest.
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863. We're going to start it out
and do it proud.
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864. Here she comes, everybody.
Let's bring out our girl.
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865. Lacey J.
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866. She's pursuing her certificate
in heating and cooling maintenance.
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867. Fire and ice, she sure is!
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868. Is there a doctor
in the house? No!
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869. But there is a dental assistant,
and her name's Tiffany from Ronkonkoma.
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870. Look at that!
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871. Oh! Whoa!
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872. Twerk it up, honey!
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873. Watch out, guys,
it's about to heat up,
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874. 'cause here comes Vanessa!
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875. Our Vanessa here has been
to 11 of our United States.
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876. So give it up for Vanessa!
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877. Oh, we've got a late entry here.
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878. Uh, I hope her buns
are tighter than this penmanship
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879. 'cause, uh, this is really hard
to read. But, um...
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880. "Keep it going for
Renee Bennett"?
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881. Renee Bennett.
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882. Whoa, are you here
for the barback job or...
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883. You're in the contest? Okay.
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884. - I got it. I got it.
- You got it? Okay.
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885. Hello, everyone, I am Renee!
As advertised!
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886. Renee hails from the Long Island,
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887. and she is a receptionist.
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888. Holler!
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889. Um, Renee enjoys watching people
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890. trying to cover up their disappointment
from their dreams being shattered
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891. on shows such as
Antiques Roadshow and Shark Tank.
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892. And Renee is not afraid
of returning things for store credit!
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893. Renee was kicked out
not once, but twice
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894. from a New Kids on the Block concert
for crying too hard.
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895. Joey! Am I right? Joey!
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896. Marry me!
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897. And although you ladies
all seem super chill,
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898. I did not come here
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899. to make friends, okay?
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900. DJ, hit it!
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901. And now it's time to
tally the votes.
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902. Are you guys ready?
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903. The winner of this year's
Ruby's Bangin' Bikini Contest...
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904. Lacey J. from New Brunswick,
New Jersey! Lacey!
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905. Take a lap! Come on, Lacey!
Beautiful!
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906. Don't worry, Romeo,
she'll be right out.
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907. Yeah, I didn't know
if they go backstage.
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908. Is there a backstage here?
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909. Yeah, it usually leads to rehab.
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910. But that Renee?
That's your girl, right?
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911. - Uh, friend for now.
- Friend?
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912. Just friend, this is our first
kind of night out.
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913. All right,
I didn't ask for a podcast.
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914. Either way, your lady
killed it tonight.
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915. She is awesome.
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916. She is the complete package.
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917. Yeah, I'm getting to know that.
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918. Um, I've never seen
anything like that.
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919. Now the girl who won,
who happens to be my god-niece,
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920. of course, she was hotter.
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921. But let's say this,
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922. it's a lonely dark night,
you got a flat.
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923. Who do you want next to you?
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924. Your girl. Yeah.
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925. Your girl can handle herself
in a knife fight, and I like that.
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926. Dude, up here.
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927. - Uh, thank you.
- Tonight's your night, good luck.
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928. - Hey, that was so great.
- Hi.
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929. Sorry, I got you all wet.
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930. Oh, yeah, that's water, right?
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931. Yeah, I think it's water.
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932. I'm sorry it didn't go
the way you wanted it to.
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933. I mean, it was awesome.
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934. Yeah. No, it didn't.
It went way better.
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935. What?
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936. We each get two free drinks
and an appetizer!
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937. That's what I was hoping.
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938. - On the house.
- What are the parting gifts?
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939. I was looking at the coconut shrimp,
'cause I didn't get any hot dog.
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940. You snooze,
you lose your hot dog.
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941. You're really not upset?
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942. No, not really.
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943. I mean, these things
are so, like, political.
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944. - Yeah.
- I won't get into all of it.
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945. Mostly 'cause I have
no information, but...
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946. No, I can see a place like this
running kind of a shady...
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947. Yeah. I feel like I did win.
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948. The crowd was going crazy.
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949. And you know what?
I know I look good.
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950. I don't need some, like, room
of drunk guys to confirm that.
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951. Can I be you when I grow up?
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952. You should've won,
you were ripped off.
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953. Thanks.
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954. I think I've earned this, right?
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955. That was just sitting there.
That's not even mine.
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956. Mmm.
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957. Renee.
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958. I thought I smelled
animal products.
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959. - Mmm.
- Can I ask you something?
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960. Mmm-hmm.
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961. Just because you seemed to have
such great insight
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962. about our diffusion line earlier.
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963. Yeah, of course.
I'm... I'm here to help.
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964. My grandma is coming
to review everything
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965. for the big pitch
to the Target people in Boston,
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966. and I just really want to make sure
that I get everything right.
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967. Super, yeah.
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968. - Oh!
- So, I had this great idea.
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969. You know how at our
traditional outlets,
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970. like Bergdorf's or Bloomingdale's,
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971. we have a dedicated makeup counter
with a specialist
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972. to help teach you about the products
and how to apply them.
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973. I thought what if, even at Target,
during our peak hours,
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974. we offer the same thing
to our diffusion line customers.
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975. Yeah.
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976. Oh, shit, you hate it.
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977. No, I don't hate it.
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978. No, if you think it's a shitty idea,
please tell me,
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979. 'cause I am really freaking out
about this whole thing.
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980. From what I can gather,
just, you know, from my friends...
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981. those professionals at the makeup counters
are actually a deterrent.
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982. There's these, like, beautiful,
statuesque women just staring at you,
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983. with your pimples
and your asymmetrical face,
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984. and they just make you
feel bad about yourself.
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985. I mean, it makes them
feel bad about themselves.
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986. That's why these regular girls
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987. flock to the anonymous aisles
of a big superstore.
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988. So they can just go in
and buy their makeup
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989. without somebody standing there,
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990. making them just feel like
they aren't good enough.
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991. And... like it's a waste of time
to even try.
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992. I'm just a stupid idiot,
dumb bitch.
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993. Oh, my God. You?
No, you're not.
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994. You're, like, amazing.
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995. You're everything
I could ever want to be.
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996. It's this voice.
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997. Your voice? You...
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998. Something wrong with your...
your voice?
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999. I haven't noticed anything...
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1000. It's a little high-pitched.
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1001. I sound like a freaking moron.
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1002. - No.
- But I'm not...
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1003. I've got a JD/MBA from Wharton.
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1004. I clerked for a Supreme
Court Justice.
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1005. But it's this voice,
I can't kick it.
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1006. I've tried everything.
Vocal coaches...
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1007. That's it, actually,
just vocal coaches...
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1008. - Coaches, okay.
- ... but still nothing.
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1009. That's why I feel really lucky to have
someone like you here, Renee.
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1010. Someone like me?
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1011. Someone who knows
the clientele that we're going after,
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1012. someone who can speak
to that world.
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1013. Yeah.
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1014. There's a dinner coming up.
I'd love for you to come.
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1015. A dinner? Oh, my gosh.
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1016. You can bring
your boyfriend or your...
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1017. girlfriend,
or however they identify,
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1018. just... if you have one.
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1019. No, I... uh...
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1020. I guess I actually...
I do have somebody
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1021. that I could invite
right now. Yeah.
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1022. And he identifies as a guy.
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1023. I mean, he's... there are some
very feminine aspects to him,
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1024. but it's part of his charm.
You'll see.
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1025. Okay, good.
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1026. - Hey.
- Hi.
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1027. - Ready to get some dinner?
- Yeah, I'm starving.
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1028. - All right, let's do it.
- Yeah.
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1029. - Okay.
- Pretty hungry myself.
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1030. Where you coming from?
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1031. Oh, I was just, uh,
down the street.
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1032. Nowhere, hanging out.
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1033. You're sweaty.
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1034. Oh, I was working out,
but I showered.
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1035. - Okay.
- Yeah.
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1036. Were you at Zumba?
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1037. Zumba? Is that what it's called?
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1038. I don't... I never pay attention.
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1039. Yeah. Yeah, it's called Zumba.
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1040. It's pretty...
It's like a female workout.
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1041. That's, like, a girl's...
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1042. - Is it?
- Yes!
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1043. I don't... It's a workout.
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1044. - I don't go to gyms...
- Oh, my God.
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1045. 'cause I don't like all the machismo,
so I go where the ladies go.
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1046. - Oh, I get it.
- Not a big deal. Get what?
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1047. You're that guy.
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1048. "Go to the gym
to pick up chicks" guy.
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1049. I am 100% not the "go to the gym
to meet chicks" guy.
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1050. - Really? Zumba?
- No, I am the guy who sits next to you
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1051. for, like, four years in high school
and wants to ask you out,
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1052. but I chicken out like
I always do,
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1053. and then I get online
and monitor your status for ten years,
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1054. hoping that you'll be single
at the reunion,
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1055. but if you're not, you're married,
that's... that's great, don't care.
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1056. - You're happy for her?
- I'm happy for her.
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1057. That's not real, by the way.
By the way, that's not real.
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1058. That's me painting a picture.
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1059. - That sounded pretty real.
- I mean...
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1060. Let's go to dinner.
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1061. When I started to say it,
I regretted it.
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1062. What was the...
What was the picture's name?
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1063. Rachel.
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1064. Yeah. You can have one grape.
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1065. Where have you met the girls
you've mostly dated? You know?
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1066. Uh, well, honestly,
I don't date that much.
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1067. Well, that's really weird.
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1068. - Is it?
- 'Cause neither do I.
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1069. - What?
- No, I really don't.
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1070. - I know it seems like...
- You're saying it 'cause I said it.
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1071. No, it seems like I have
all this experience, I know,
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1072. and that's kind of like
what I put out there,
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1073. but I... I've dated...
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1074. I've been in three relationships.
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1075. - Really?
- Yeah,
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1076. and one of them had a girlfriend.
I didn't know.
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1077. I did not know. We were dating
for a couple months,
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1078. and then I get
a phone call from this girl,
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1079. like, "This is his girlfriend,"
I was like...
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1080. - Oh, God.
- ..."This is his girlfriend."
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1081. - Yeah.
- I would cry so hard.
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1082. Did you cry?
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1083. Don't answer that.
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1084. - Don't answer that.
- Yes, I cried.
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1085. - Why did I ask if you cried?
- No, you're a sensitive...
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1086. Ah! That's not what
a dude would ask.
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1087. What about... Is that...
Is that your class over there?
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1088. - Do you want to... No...
- Okay.
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1089. I'm strictly indoor Zumba.
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1090. I would never do outdoor Zumba.
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1091. What's the move
they're doing right now called?
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1092. That's called the star hop.
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1093. It's not a full jump.
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1094. You are...
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1095. You are quite a man, Ethan.
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1096. I got to read more Maxim
or something.
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1097. Ew, please don't read Maxim.
You're perfect.
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1098. I'm not perfect,
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1099. but I... do think that you are.
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1100. Whatever, Wheat Thin.
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1101. I'm being serious.
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1102. You're, like, so yourself...
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1103. or something,
I don't know, it's cool.
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1104. No, keep talking.
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1105. Uh, I think a lot of people
are confused about themselves.
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1106. They, like, obsess over
whatever negative quality
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1107. they perceive in themselves
and they completely miss
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1108. the thing that really makes
them awesome.
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1109. You, like, know who you are
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1110. and you don't really care
how the world sees you.
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1111. You're... so yourself, too.
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1112. I mean, you have no idea
who you are.
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1113. No, but you're honest about it.
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1114. And it just makes me
feel really...
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1115. I don't know, like,
close to you.
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1116. Are you going to kiss me?
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1117. I was just gonna
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1118. - get as close as I could...
- Uh-huh.
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1119. - ... to tell you...
- Yeah?
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1120. that I...
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1121. You have a girlfriend?
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1122. would love to kiss you.
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1123. Just give me one minute.
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1124. Yeah, no worries,
take your time.
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1125. - Hey.
- Hey. Hey...
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1126. Wow.
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1127. I thought you might want
a sneak peek of what's to come.
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1128. I don't know if you know
what "sneak peek" means.
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1129. You're completely naked.
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1130. Oh, how embarrassing.
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1131. Do you want me to go cover up?
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1132. No.
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1133. No?
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1134. No.
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1135. Cool.
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1136. Okay.
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1137. - Ethan, are you coming?
- Yup.
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1138. Hi.
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1139. Thanks for coming over.
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1140. - Um...
- What?
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1141. Yeah, I... I want you to see me.
You know?
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1142. Oh, yeah, no, 100%.
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1143. I'm definitely loving seeing you.
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1144. I just didn't know if you...
wanted to see me.
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1145. No, I want to see you.
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1146. - Okay.
- Yeah.
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1147. Oh, my God.
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1148. Oh...
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1149. Oh, my God!
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1150. Are you looking in the mirror?
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1151. Yeah. Yeah.
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1152. Oh, that is so hot.
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1153. It felt good the whole time.
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1154. - The whole time?
- The whole time.
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1155. - That was my favorite part.
- This is perfect.
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1156. I liked the whole time.
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1157. Yeah, and you were such
a great leader.
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1158. You really took over.
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1159. Thank you, and you follow
the leader well.
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1160. I was willing to do...
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1161. Wait, shh...
Do you hear that?
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1162. - What is it?
- Is that the ice cream man?
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1163. I think that's the ice cream man.
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1164. Oh, no, it's just an ambulance.
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1165. Renee, you're just naked
at the window.
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1166. Everybody down there can see you.
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1167. Well, they're welcome.
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1168. - It's a good neighborhood.
- Uh... How...
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1169. How do you do that?
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1170. Do what?
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1171. I don't know,
have all of the confidence?
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1172. I wasn't always like that.
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1173. And what changed?
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1174. I started to really believe that...
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1175. if I wanted it bad enough,
all my dreams could come true.
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1176. And they are. You know?
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1177. Yeah.
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1178. - Okay, that...
- That is the ice cream man.
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1179. That might be
the ice cream man. Yeah.
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1180. All right,
follow me right this way.
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1181. Your guests are
in the private dining room.
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1182. Private dining room?
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1183. Mmm.
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1184. It must be a company-wide thing,
or I wouldn't have been invited.
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1185. O-kay.
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1186. - What the...
- Sorry.
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1187. That's a very small company.
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1188. So, how did you two meet?
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1189. Uh, we actually met
at the dry cleaners.
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1190. Yeah. I had vomited sangria,
like, all over a sweater.
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1191. It was pretty romantic.
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1192. - Sounds magical.
- Yeah.
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1193. So, Renee, I was just
telling Gram here about
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1194. all of our great ideas
for the diffusion line.
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1195. - Hmm.
- Cool. Yeah.
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1196. Great ideas.
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1197. Yeah, oh, they're so great.
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1198. Mmm-hmm.
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1199. Wow, you're really nailing
this, Avery.
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1200. Avery, relax, dear.
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1201. Renee, Avery
obviously wants you here
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1202. in order to legitimize
her whole plan for the line.
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1203. Gram.
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1204. I mean, Avery has been incredible.
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1205. I still can't believe
I even get to work with her.
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1206. Oh, my God.
Is that Hidden Valley?
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1207. Only the best, my dear.
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1208. Oh, my God,
that is my absolute favorite.
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1209. In high school,
I would just eat it by the spoonful.
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1210. And by spoonful,
I mean I would just chug it.
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1211. You know,
KFC actually uses HV.
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1212. But nobody knows, because
they put it in their KFC packaging.
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1213. Do you want me to grab you some,
next time I'm in there?
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1214. A couple of the small packets?
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1215. That's the nicest offer
I've had in a long time.
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1216. Surely.
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1217. Well, you know,
collecting travel-sized condiments
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1218. is, like, a very big part
of my life.
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1219. The tiny little ketchup bottles?
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1220. Or the little Tabascos?
They slay me!
Copy !req
1221. - So, as I was saying, Renee...
- Oh, yeah.
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1222. has been instrumental
in helping refine our message.
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1223. Uh-huh.
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1224. And just what is that message?
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1225. Well...
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1226. Just that I think that most
luxury brands get it so wrong
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1227. when they try to make
a diffusion line.
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1228. They treat it more aspirational,
when it really needs to be...
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1229. - Functional.
- And practical and real.
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1230. I mean, these women,
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1231. they know who they are,
and they just...
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1232. They're proud to be
bargain hunters.
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1233. Avery's life experience
may not allow her
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1234. to connect with that customer.
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1235. Please tell me you're going
to be in Boston with us.
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1236. Yes, of course. She is.
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1237. Of course I am?
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1238. Yes, of course. Remember?
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1239. You never mentioned
that to me.
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1240. Yeah, we definitely had
this conversation about you...
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1241. Avery, we definitely didn't.
I would remember...
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1242. - ... Boston...
- That would be, like,
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1243. - a very big deal to me.
- Don't you remember?
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1244. I would have called you.
I would have called, like, everybody.
Copy !req
1245. I... Is your eye okay?
Copy !req
1246. Oh, my God, would you
please just agree to go?
Copy !req
1247. Before her fake eyelashes
come flying off her bulging eyes.
Copy !req
1248. Stop that.
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1249. Would you come with us to Boston
for the Target pitch?
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1250. Oh, hell, yeah, Gram.
I will be in Boston!
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1251. Of course I'll go!
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1252. Does the Pope shit in Boston?
I'm going.
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1253. This is definitely where
my work friends said they'd be.
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1254. Why are we running?
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1255. It's like a super exclusive speakeasy,
with, like, a hot crowd.
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1256. Hi. Um, we're here
for the speakeasy.
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1257. What speakeasy?
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1258. Uh...
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1259. Three girls for the speakeasy.
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1260. - No.
- Am I saying that right?
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1261. - Speakeasy...
- It's cool. We'll find it.
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1262. - Thanks, dude.
- Speak...
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1263. He was supposed to just show us
where the doorway was. Right?
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1264. - That's clear.
- Right.
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1265. I don't understand. And now,
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1266. look, he's leading these
girls to it.
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1267. Ew! Those posers don't know
what they're missing out here.
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1268. Didn't I ask you guys
to wear heels?
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1269. Yeah, well,
I can't walk in heels. So...
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1270. I'm just saying that if we want
to get into places like this...
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1271. We don't really care about
getting into places like that.
Copy !req
1272. But I guess now you do?
Copy !req
1273. Jenn! Hi! Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1274. - Oh! Hello.
- Hello, sir.
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1275. Um, can I get
one of all of those?
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1276. Thank you.
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1277. Okay, good news, bad news.
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1278. Um, good news is that
I can get in.
Copy !req
1279. Bad news is you guys can't.
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1280. So, you know, obviously
I'm going to stay with you guys.
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1281. I want to be here
and not in there,
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1282. in some dumb club
with these girls I barely know.
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1283. Yeah...
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1284. Unless that's what you guys
think I should do 'cause...
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1285. - Yeah...
- Yeah? Are you sure?
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1286. Okay. Okay, thank you so much,
you guys. Okay.
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1287. I will tell you guys
absolutely everything tomorrow.
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1288. Enjoy the food.
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1289. Okay, is there where it is?
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1290. - In here?
- Mmm-hmm.
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1291. And then what I realized
is that I could eat whatever I want
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1292. and still look like this.
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1293. Shout out to my genetic makeup.
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1294. So blessed.
Copy !req
1295. We'll be with you momentarily.
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1296. Hello, Lily LeClaire,
you've got Renee.
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1297. - Hi.
- Hi. One second.
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1298. - Yeah. I love hearing your voice, too.
- I have an appointment...
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1299. East Coast Escrow is on the second floor.
You're gonna wanna head down there.
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1300. I'm sorry, can you just...
if you could scoot just a little bit.
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1301. Welcome to Lily LeClaire.
I am living for your bag.
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1302. Thanks!
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1303. Oh, my God,
you're waiting for me. Hi.
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1304. Hi.
Copy !req
1305. Thank you so much
for still doing this.
Copy !req
1306. Oh, my God, stop it.
Copy !req
1307. I wouldn't miss our first
Grouper date.
Copy !req
1308. I know, but you know,
Ethan and...
Copy !req
1309. Hey, I want to do this.
Copy !req
1310. - Okay. Yes.
- All right.
Copy !req
1311. I'm going to be, like,
the ultimate wing woman.
Copy !req
1312. And when they pay attention to me,
I'll just redirect them to you.
Copy !req
1313. - Oh.
- That's my whole plan.
Copy !req
1314. - Okay.
- Okay.
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1315. Okay.
Copy !req
1316. There's... Okay.
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1317. - Hey, y'all. I am Renee.
- Hey.
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1318. - Hey.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
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1319. - Nice to meet you.
- You guys,
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1320. what are we talking about?
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1321. Renee, where are you from?
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1322. Oh.
Copy !req
1323. No, I see what's happening here.
Copy !req
1324. No, redirect that energy
all over here.
Copy !req
1325. Not all over her face,
Copy !req
1326. but you and I are not
going to happen.
Copy !req
1327. Lyle, I like your scarf.
Copy !req
1328. Oh, really, this little thing.
You don't think it's too much?
Copy !req
1329. Is it hand-knit? 'Cause I actually
do some loom weaving.
Copy !req
1330. I don't know how
to make a scarf,
Copy !req
1331. but once I made
a Native American medicine bag.
Copy !req
1332. Actually, my sister studies
18th-century textiles online.
Copy !req
1333. Actually, a little bit about Viv
that's unexpected.
Copy !req
1334. She was thrown out of eighth grade
for showing everybody her boobies.
Copy !req
1335. We all have a past.
Copy !req
1336. And look, don't sleep on Jane.
Copy !req
1337. Yes, she's dressed like an old man
watering his lawn, it doesn't matter.
Copy !req
1338. Because once she gets
out of these clothes,
Copy !req
1339. she has a sick body.
Copy !req
1340. I can tell you guys
have a lot of sexual energy.
Copy !req
1341. You know what, I feel like we could use
some more drinks.
Copy !req
1342. - The ladies will be right back.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1343. Okay. You guys get a drink,
and I'll hang with the boys.
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1344. No, no. You're coming with.
Come on. No.
Copy !req
1345. Okay.
Copy !req
1346. - Hey.
- What are you doing to us?
Copy !req
1347. I'm trying to help you guys,
you serious?
Copy !req
1348. - What?
- I'm setting you up for success.
Copy !req
1349. Just be hotter.
Copy !req
1350. You got to lead with your hotness.
Copy !req
1351. And then let them find out
how boring you are later.
Copy !req
1352. You think we're boring?
Copy !req
1353. Let's start over, okay?
You guys are going to be fun.
Copy !req
1354. Let's have a blast.
Copy !req
1355. I'm feeling like shots.
Copy !req
1356. You guys want shots?
Copy !req
1357. You guys are crazy.
Copy !req
1358. Oh, hi. Hi, how are you?
Copy !req
1359. Can we have six shots
of Fireball?
Copy !req
1360. All right.
Copy !req
1361. Oh, my God.
Obsessed with me.
Copy !req
1362. Is he staring?
Copy !req
1363. - No.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1364. We always dance together
like crazy.
Copy !req
1365. Back it up!
Copy !req
1366. - Not to me.
- Please, don't do that to her.
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1367. Renee.
Copy !req
1368. Can I sit here?
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1369. I'm a slightly nervous flier,
so I took a few things.
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1370. Oh, cool.
Copy !req
1371. Okay, yeah.
Copy !req
1372. This is absolutely nuts.
Copy !req
1373. I am bugging,
I am bugging right out, right now.
Copy !req
1374. Well, if things go
like I expect they will,
Copy !req
1375. we have a lot more trips
like this in our future.
Copy !req
1376. What are you talking about?
Like vacays to the Maldives?
Copy !req
1377. No, I was thinking more like Akron
Copy !req
1378. or Milwaukee,
where we have our factories.
Copy !req
1379. Okay. Okay. I thought we were going
a different way with it, but cool.
Copy !req
1380. Oh, I also want
to give you a title.
Copy !req
1381. Something like...
Copy !req
1382. VP of diffusion line,
if you like that?
Copy !req
1383. Okay. I have a title?
VP of the diffusion line!
Copy !req
1384. Wait, should I get, like, a standing desk
or something? Is that too fancy?
Copy !req
1385. No, those people always look like
they work at Verizon, but I don't know.
Copy !req
1386. Are you sure you don't want
to sit near the snacks?
Copy !req
1387. I don't want to hog them.
Copy !req
1388. There's just, like, so many.
Copy !req
1389. So, let's talk about
the keynote speech.
Copy !req
1390. So I put the whole thing
on my tablet.
Copy !req
1391. I can hook up to a Bluetooth,
or I can just be on a remote.
Copy !req
1392. I can go to a flat screen...
Copy !req
1393. Shh...
Copy !req
1394. - Okay.
- You'll be great...
Copy !req
1395. I'm just going to be quiet.
Copy !req
1396. Come up there? Okay.
Copy !req
1397. Hi.
Copy !req
1398. She see me?
Copy !req
1399. - Avery?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1400. No. It's an hour flight.
Copy !req
1401. Word will probably get out.
Copy !req
1402. Yeah, but once we're
up in the air, it's too late.
Copy !req
1403. I didn't know you were coming.
Copy !req
1404. Oh, yeah, I'm just hitching a ride
to the Yankees-Red Sox game.
Copy !req
1405. So cool.
Copy !req
1406. Are you pleasantly surprised?
Copy !req
1407. - That you're coming?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1408. Mmm-hmm.
Copy !req
1409. Good. Me, too.
Copy !req
1410. Good morning, welcome aboard.
This is Dan, your captain speaking.
Copy !req
1411. About 35 minutes up to Boston,
skies are clear.
Copy !req
1412. Sit back,
relax and enjoy the ride.
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1413. "What we really wanna say
to our customer is that, yes,
Copy !req
1414. we have made these items
cheaper for her and easier to use.
Copy !req
1415. But really...
Copy !req
1416. But really what
we've made them is better...
Copy !req
1417. is better for her.
Copy !req
1418. Because we love her."
Copy !req
1419. No, thank you.
Copy !req
1420. "Because we love her..."
Copy !req
1421. Oh.
Copy !req
1422. Hey.
Copy !req
1423. Hi.
Copy !req
1424. So, I'm... I'm right next door.
Copy !req
1425. That's crazy.
Copy !req
1426. Do you mind if I come in
and make a quick phone call?
Copy !req
1427. Is that okay? Great, thanks.
Copy !req
1428. - Yeah, the phone is...
- Right here?
Copy !req
1429. The phone... Yeah.
Copy !req
1430. Hey, yeah, can I get
the steelhead salmon?
Copy !req
1431. And you can leave off
the gremolata,
Copy !req
1432. and the tartlet of leek
and chanterelles.
Copy !req
1433. - You want anything?
- Oh, no. I'm fine.
Copy !req
1434. Mozzarella sticks?
Copy !req
1435. - Mozzarella sticks.
- Mozzarella sticks, okay.
Copy !req
1436. If you want them,
I don't even like them.
Copy !req
1437. - But if you like them...
- No, I want them.
Copy !req
1438. And a couple of orders
of, uh, mozzarella sticks.
Copy !req
1439. Right. Thanks.
Copy !req
1440. - Why can't you order?
- Yeah. So, um,
Copy !req
1441. Avery had all the room charges
blocked from my room.
Copy !req
1442. Hey, it's not funny.
Copy !req
1443. See, if I'd known
she was going to do that,
Copy !req
1444. I would have just, uh, asked
to room with you from the beginning.
Copy !req
1445. Huh.
Copy !req
1446. Right.
Copy !req
1447. This is cute. These pigtails.
Copy !req
1448. Yeah.
Copy !req
1449. Don't see them so much these days.
Copy !req
1450. Yeah, two of them.
Copy !req
1451. Yeah, saw the other one
around there.
Copy !req
1452. Yeah.
Copy !req
1453. It's nice.
Copy !req
1454. Thanks.
Copy !req
1455. So, they got you
the big suite, huh?
Copy !req
1456. Yeah.
Copy !req
1457. This is, like,
twice the size of my room.
Copy !req
1458. It's bigger than my apartment.
Copy !req
1459. God, look at the size
of this bed.
Copy !req
1460. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's...
Copy !req
1461. - I'll just put this there.
- ... a bandage for my leg.
Copy !req
1462. Um...
Copy !req
1463. I'm supposed to go
meet your sister at the bar
Copy !req
1464. to go over the presentation.
Copy !req
1465. I'll just leave as soon
as the food comes, then.
Copy !req
1466. Wow.
Copy !req
1467. Looks like you're totally prepared
for this meeting tomorrow.
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1468. Yeah.
Copy !req
1469. I mean, I'm sure you'll just
dazzle them, as per usual.
Copy !req
1470. I dazzle?
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1471. Please, like you don't know.
Copy !req
1472. Come on, you dazzle my sister,
my grandma... me.
Copy !req
1473. What?
Copy !req
1474. Come here, sit down.
Copy !req
1475. I don't know how you do it,
Renee, but...
Copy !req
1476. you've gotten a whole lot of women
who always think they know best
Copy !req
1477. to sit up and take notice of you.
Copy !req
1478. And what you think,
and who you are.
Copy !req
1479. Me?
Copy !req
1480. Yeah, I can't even get
my room charges covered.
Copy !req
1481. Yeah, but a lot of women
notice you, too.
Copy !req
1482. Maybe, but that's just 'cause
of my family's money.
Copy !req
1483. Uh...
Copy !req
1484. I think.
Copy !req
1485. Yeah, no.
Copy !req
1486. Maybe not?
Copy !req
1487. No.
Copy !req
1488. Problem is,
I never really know, you know?
Copy !req
1489. No, I don't.
Copy !req
1490. Except, you know, with you...
Copy !req
1491. I feel like I actually do know.
Copy !req
1492. That I'm gunning for your money?
Copy !req
1493. Every last cent of it.
Copy !req
1494. Oh...
Copy !req
1495. Uh...
Copy !req
1496. I am wet...
Copy !req
1497. Excuse me?
Copy !req
1498. with diarrhea.
Copy !req
1499. - Oh.
- Yeah, I...
Copy !req
1500. I need you to go, 'cause I just feel
how much I'm getting diarrhea.
Copy !req
1501. Okay.
Copy !req
1502. And I don't want you
to see the diarrhea.
Copy !req
1503. Who are you?
Copy !req
1504. Who are you?
Copy !req
1505. Hey, Renee, the food's here.
I guess I'll head off.
Copy !req
1506. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Copy !req
1507. Renee, whoa, are you okay?
Copy !req
1508. Yeah, never better.
Copy !req
1509. I'm looking for Avery LeClaire.
Copy !req
1510. I'm supposed to meet her down here,
but I'm really late.
Copy !req
1511. Have you seen her?
Copy !req
1512. You've got blood spurting out
of your head.
Copy !req
1513. Oh, yeah, it really hurts.
What are you doing here?
Copy !req
1514. I'm just getting ready
for the Target pitch tomorrow.
Copy !req
1515. They want me to do some AV stuff.
Copy !req
1516. Wait a minute.
You recognize me?
Copy !req
1517. Yeah.
Copy !req
1518. You recognize me right now,
no problem?
Copy !req
1519. Yeah, I mean, the blood
threw me a little, but...
Copy !req
1520. Oh, my God,
I knew I felt different.
Copy !req
1521. Oh, my God.
Please let it not be gone.
Copy !req
1522. Please, God.
Please, please, please.
Copy !req
1523. No, no, no.
Copy !req
1524. No!
Copy !req
1525. It's gone! It's gone!
Copy !req
1526. I said... I said, "Who are you?"
into the foggy mirror,
Copy !req
1527. and I hit my head.
Copy !req
1528. I must've broken the spell,
Copy !req
1529. and it's gone!
Copy !req
1530. I knew it.
I knew it couldn't last!
Copy !req
1531. Why would this last?
You're so stupid, Renee!
Copy !req
1532. What's wrong with you?
Copy !req
1533. I'm back to being me!
Copy !req
1534. Okay.
Copy !req
1535. I need you to give this
to Avery LeClaire.
Copy !req
1536. It has everything she needs
for the presentation.
Copy !req
1537. She's going to think
she can't do it, but she can.
Copy !req
1538. Why? Aren't you going to do it?
Copy !req
1539. I wish I could be there,
but I can't.
Copy !req
1540. Will you tell her?
Copy !req
1541. - Okay.
- Okay.
Copy !req
1542. Flight 1116 to New York
is now boarding at gate C-17.
Copy !req
1543. Oh, no.
Copy !req
1544. Renee, I did the pitch.
Copy !req
1545. I did it just like you said,
Copy !req
1546. but coming from me,
it just didn't sound right.
Copy !req
1547. Now we're doing this
giant launch event
Copy !req
1548. to show everyone how great
the line is,
Copy !req
1549. and we need you. Call me!
Copy !req
1550. Hey, you're home!
Copy !req
1551. Oh, shit, hello?
Copy !req
1552. - Um...
- Are you okay? What just happened?
Copy !req
1553. Uh... I...
Copy !req
1554. Oh, God.
Copy !req
1555. My back. I broke it.
Copy !req
1556. Just now?
Copy !req
1557. No, no, no. Um...
Copy !req
1558. At the airplane.
Copy !req
1559. Well, that sucks.
Copy !req
1560. What if I come over
and take care of you?
Copy !req
1561. No, no, no, no.
Copy !req
1562. - Okay...
- They're spraying for ants.
Copy !req
1563. Oh, well, then, Renee,
you shouldn't be there anyway.
Copy !req
1564. That's horrible. That's, like,
poison stuff. I'll come get you.
Copy !req
1565. No, I really want to be here
for the ant removal.
Copy !req
1566. I don't want them
to remove the ones I like.
Copy !req
1567. And I don't really look
my best right now. So I...
Copy !req
1568. Obviously,
I don't believe that.
Copy !req
1569. I think you look great
all the time.
Copy !req
1570. How about this?
Saturday night, I'll take you out.
Copy !req
1571. You're probably gonna be
recovered by then, right?
Copy !req
1572. Mmm-hmm. Yes.
Copy !req
1573. Okay. I miss you.
Copy !req
1574. I miss you, too.
Copy !req
1575. Oh, it seems like
you're standing right there.
Copy !req
1576. - Is your back all right now?
- No.
Copy !req
1577. It looked like you had gotten...
Copy !req
1578. Yeah, no, that's a coincidence
'cause I'm not up.
Copy !req
1579. Don't rush this, if you...
Copy !req
1580. Darling, if all you have
is a pack of gum, please.
Copy !req
1581. Wait! Why her? What about me?
I'm standing right here.
Copy !req
1582. All I have is this cookie.
Copy !req
1583. Is it because she's so beautiful?
Copy !req
1584. - I didn't even see you in line.
- Yeah, right.
Copy !req
1585. You probably have all these
cookies at your house
Copy !req
1586. from all the 20-year-olds
that you bang!
Copy !req
1587. And you don't even deserve it!
Copy !req
1588. They just want your money,
so now you know that.
Copy !req
1589. - Hi, darling.
- Hi, honey.
Copy !req
1590. I found the ginkgo biloba.
Copy !req
1591. - You okay?
- Mmm-hmm.
Copy !req
1592. I would like to apologize.
Copy !req
1593. I did not know your situation,
and it's very beautiful.
Copy !req
1594. You are two beautiful
aging white men.
Copy !req
1595. Thank you.
Copy !req
1596. I know, it's all gone.
Copy !req
1597. I brought you these cookies.
Copy !req
1598. They're covered in chocolate.
Copy !req
1599. Okay, you're so drunk.
Copy !req
1600. And there's a picture
of a cat on safari.
Copy !req
1601. I know you just assume you can just
drop by whenever you want
Copy !req
1602. because your loser friends
have no plans.
Copy !req
1603. But we're about to go to
Escape the Room.
Copy !req
1604. It's the Grouper guys.
Hey, Groupers!
Copy !req
1605. - Don't call them that.
- Where's your scarf at?
Copy !req
1606. I want to go to the room
you pay to be locked in.
Copy !req
1607. I don't really feel like being embarrassed
or insulted tonight, so no.
Copy !req
1608. You don't want to go with me
because I'm not pretty anymore.
Copy !req
1609. Look, why do you think
everyone cares what you look like?
Copy !req
1610. Like, we're your friends
because you were fun and funny and kind.
Copy !req
1611. And then I don't know
what happened.
Copy !req
1612. I could tell you what happened.
Copy !req
1613. All my wildest dreams came true,
and then it was gone.
Copy !req
1614. Renee, will you just listen
to yourself?
Copy !req
1615. Your wildest dream
is that you were beautiful?
Copy !req
1616. That is so sad!
Copy !req
1617. Yeah, like, we never gave a shit
what you looked like.
Copy !req
1618. Guys, I just want us to go back
to how we were before.
Copy !req
1619. Can't we just do that?
Can't we just go back?
Copy !req
1620. No. And we have to go, so...
Copy !req
1621. All of us? We all can go?
Copy !req
1622. No.
Copy !req
1623. Just us and not the guys?
Copy !req
1624. Absolutely not.
Copy !req
1625. Okay. Okay, I understand.
Copy !req
1626. Well, I have my cell phone on
if anybody changes their mind.
Copy !req
1627. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1628. Whoa!
Copy !req
1629. I'm sorry. Sorry.
Copy !req
1630. - You okay?
- Sorry.
Copy !req
1631. Sorry, sorry.
Copy !req
1632. What am I even worried about?
Copy !req
1633. There's no way he's going
to recognize me.
Copy !req
1634. Are you here alone?
Copy !req
1635. No. Y...
Copy !req
1636. Uh, yes.
Copy !req
1637. Technically, but, um,
I'm meeting my boyfriend.
Copy !req
1638. Oh, right. Okay.
Copy !req
1639. Of course.
Copy !req
1640. Well, how about I buy you
a drink while you wait?
Copy !req
1641. No, I really shouldn't.
Copy !req
1642. Well, why not?
Copy !req
1643. Just killin' time,
you're waitin' for your boyfriend.
Copy !req
1644. I'm waitin' for my girlfriend.
Copy !req
1645. Your girlfriend?
Copy !req
1646. Did you say that she's
your girlfriend?
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1647. I did say that.
Copy !req
1648. And I hope that's okay.
Copy !req
1649. No, I'm sure she, like, loves it.
Copy !req
1650. But what, um...
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1651. What's she like? Like...
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1652. Your girlfriend...
That's your girlfriend?
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1653. She is pretty amazing.
Copy !req
1654. Funny and smart.
Copy !req
1655. And the most beautiful girl
in the world.
Copy !req
1656. And here I am,
"How did I get this lady?"
Copy !req
1657. And I did.
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1658. I can't...
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1659. I can't... Excuse me.
Copy !req
1660. - Hey.
- Hey, um...
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1661. I'm sorry. I am not going
to be able to make it tonight.
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1662. Um...
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1663. I can't do this.
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1664. I don't know what we're doing.
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1665. You, me, any of it.
I can't do it. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1666. Okay, wait. Hold on.
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1667. I didn't mean to freak you out,
I'm sorry.
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1668. I really thought we were just
having fun.
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1669. No, we were having fun.
That's not it. Um...
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1670. Um... I, uh...
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1671. I don't know what to say to you.
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1672. It's over.
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1673. Well, look, you don't have to... Don't.
Let's not do it over the phone.
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1674. Wherever you are,
I'll come and meet you,
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1675. - and let's talk.
- No, no, no.
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1676. - You can't come where I am.
- Why?
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1677. You can't see me anymore.
Copy !req
1678. I'm not who you think I am.
Copy !req
1679. And that's it? I think I...
Copy !req
1680. I think I deserve better
than that.
Copy !req
1681. You deserve much better
than this.
Copy !req
1682. You deserve much better
than me.
Copy !req
1683. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1684. - Hey...
- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
1685. Hi. Hi, it's me.
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1686. - I know, yeah.
- I really need bike 34.
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1687. Oh, um...
Copy !req
1688. I need to recreate the magic
of that last class.
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1689. Oh. We would like it
if you don't recreate that.
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1690. I'll be fine. I just...
I really, really need it.
Copy !req
1691. Okay. There.
Copy !req
1692. What's up, SoHo, you ready?
Copy !req
1693. This is your ride!
This is your time!
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1694. Knees inside your pelvis,
core engaged!
Copy !req
1695. I want you to set an intention
for this ride!
Copy !req
1696. I got one!
Copy !req
1697. If your intention was for change,
the change is already here,
Copy !req
1698. - and the miracle is already here.
- Yes, it is!
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1699. Today you're going to see that person
that you've always wanted to be!
Copy !req
1700. Change your mind!
Change your body!
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1701. Change your life!
Copy !req
1702. Are you ready?
Copy !req
1703. Yeah!
Copy !req
1704. Here we go!
In three, two, one! Up!
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1705. Oh, God.
Copy !req
1706. - Hey.
- Oh.
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1707. You okay?
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1708. Yeah. I just, um... Sorry.
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1709. I'm just going through
a rough breakup, so...
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1710. Well, I bet guys can be
pretty mean
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1711. when you break up
with them, right?
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1712. Or when they break up with you
for being a real freaking person.
Copy !req
1713. Wait, hang on.
Copy !req
1714. The acoustics in here are weird.
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1715. It sounds like you are saying
you got dumped.
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1716. Someone said to you,
"I don't want to see you anymore.
Copy !req
1717. Ever again. I don't want
to have sex with you again."
Copy !req
1718. Somebody has told you...
You got dumped?
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1719. - Can you stop saying "dumped"?
- Of course, I'm sorry.
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1720. I... I just assumed that...
Copy !req
1721. you wouldn't have
to deal with stuff like that.
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1722. What? 'Cause of my body.
Or something like...
Copy !req
1723. Your body, your whole head.
Copy !req
1724. Do you have every rib
that I have?
Copy !req
1725. Everything really
worked out for you.
Copy !req
1726. Where even are your organs?
Copy !req
1727. I've always dealt with being
really insecure, so it's nice to hear.
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1728. Shut up, forever. What?
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1729. No, I'm serious.
Like, it's an issue.
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1730. I, like, struggle
with self-esteem. So...
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1731. I want to punch you right
in your dumb face right now.
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1732. Okay, that's the kind of comment
that, like... I just...
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1733. That's what causes my
insecurity.
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1734. "Dumb." It's like...
It's like a trigger word.
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1735. I'm sorry I said that, it's just...
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1736. You getting dumped is making me feel
like I might be okay.
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1737. Randomly, it's making me feel
better, too.
Copy !req
1738. - Okay, that's good.
- Oh, my gosh.
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1739. But, um, I have to actually go.
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1740. I have a go-see at Lily LeClaire.
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1741. Lily LeClaire?
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1742. - Yeah.
- For what?
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1743. Um, like,
modeling a new line, I guess.
Copy !req
1744. The diffusion line?
Copy !req
1745. - Um...
- Wait, you're going for that?
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1746. - It's...
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1747. - Okay, bye.
- Okay, bye. Feel better.
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1748. - Thanks.
- That guy's a dick.
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1749. Yeah.
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1750. - Morning.
- Hi.
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1751. It's 3:00 p.m.
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1752. What you got for me?
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1753. - In terms of what?
- Packages.
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1754. - Some of those for me?
- Uh, no, those are empty.
Copy !req
1755. Can I have an ionic water?
Bottom right.
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1756. Thanks. Uh, you should really serve these
with a straw and a napkin.
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1757. But I won't hold it against you.
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1758. Hey, do you know if this is something
to do with the diffusion line?
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1759. Yeah, they're casting
the face of the line.
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1760. God!
Copy !req
1761. They're planning a huge party
to launch the whole thing.
Copy !req
1762. Yeah.
Copy !req
1763. You think it ever occurred
to them to cast someone
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1764. who looks like they would
actually buy the products?
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1765. Someone like you?
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1766. Yeah.
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1767. Yes.
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1768. Someone exactly like me.
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1769. Hey, Viv. Um...
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1770. I've been looking everywhere
for you guys. I...
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1771. I just want to apologize
for how I behaved. I'm so sorry.
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1772. I... I'm so embarrassed.
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1773. Please tell Jane, I...
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1774. Anyway, um...
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1775. I really want you to
meet up with me on Friday.
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1776. I... I need you.
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1777. Okay. This is Renee.
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1778. Okay.
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1779. Come on!
We're going to miss it.
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1780. - This is uphill!
- This is it.
Copy !req
1781. This is the door.
Copy !req
1782. - Close it. Close it.
- I am.
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1783. Don't yell at me.
I'm closing it.
Copy !req
1784. Act like you've been here before.
Act like you work here.
Copy !req
1785. I can't lose my job,
all right?
Copy !req
1786. I'll have to move back with my aunt.
She calls me Meat Patty.
Copy !req
1787. - She drinks too much.
- I know.
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1788. Why didn't I hear about this
when we worked together?
Copy !req
1789. This would be fun banter.
Copy !req
1790. - Yeah.
- Okay. Just keep it cool.
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1791. Good evening.
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1792. And thank you all for
coming tonight.
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1793. We're so pleased
to have you here.
Copy !req
1794. This is an exciting evening
for Lily LeClaire, for you, and for me.
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1795. When my grandmother
first started this company...
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1796. in the year 1200 AD...
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1797. It's a long, long time ago.
Copy !req
1798. She had only $1,000.
Copy !req
1799. Again, that was a long time ago...
Copy !req
1800. Inflation, so...
Copy !req
1801. So that would be
different now. And...
Copy !req
1802. That wasn't supposed
to happen. Uh...
Copy !req
1803. What... What?
Copy !req
1804. Could somebody...
Is there anybody here...
Copy !req
1805. Technical support?
Copy !req
1806. Anybody who's technical
or support?
Copy !req
1807. Stupid bitch,
you're such a failure.
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1808. I thought that was going
to bust easier.
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1809. Um...
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1810. Hello.
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1811. My name is Renee.
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1812. And, uh...
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1813. Some of you know me
as this woman.
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1814. Glamorous.
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1815. Flawless.
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1816. Perfection.
Copy !req
1817. But that's not the real me.
Copy !req
1818. This is the real me.
Copy !req
1819. I don't get it.
Copy !req
1820. I know, these women look
nothing alike.
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1821. But they're both me.
Copy !req
1822. Take a second to process it.
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1823. But in this industry,
I only felt wanted...
Copy !req
1824. when I looked like this.
Copy !req
1825. - I think she's crazy.
- Not when I looked...
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1826. There was no magic.
Copy !req
1827. That's me.
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1828. That's me, they're both me.
That's me.
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1829. I did all this as me.
Copy !req
1830. When we're little girls,
Copy !req
1831. we have all the confidence
in the world.
Copy !req
1832. We let our bellies
hang out, and...
Copy !req
1833. And we just dance and play
Copy !req
1834. and pick our wedgies.
Copy !req
1835. And then these things
happen that just...
Copy !req
1836. They make us question ourselves.
Copy !req
1837. Somebody says something mean
to you on the playground,
Copy !req
1838. and then we grow up,
Copy !req
1839. and you doubt yourself
over and over again until...
Copy !req
1840. you lose all that confidence.
Copy !req
1841. All that self-esteem, all that faith
you started with is gone.
Copy !req
1842. But what if we didn't
let those moments get to us?
Copy !req
1843. What if we were stronger
than that?
Copy !req
1844. Right?
Copy !req
1845. What if we didn't care
about how we looked?
Copy !req
1846. Or how we sounded?
Copy !req
1847. What if we never lost
that little-girl confidence?
Copy !req
1848. What if when someone tells us
Copy !req
1849. that we aren't good
or thin or pretty enough,
Copy !req
1850. we have strength and the wisdom...
Copy !req
1851. to say what I am is better
than all of that?
Copy !req
1852. Because what I am is me!
Copy !req
1853. I'm me!
Copy !req
1854. And I'm proud to be me!
Copy !req
1855. And if you ever get the chance
to hang out with me or my friends,
Copy !req
1856. my amazing, perfect friends...
Copy !req
1857. Well, all I have to say to you
is you're welcome.
Copy !req
1858. Mason, hit it.
Copy !req
1859. We are real women.
Copy !req
1860. We are.
What a great thing to be.
Copy !req
1861. A real, healthy, just strong,
funny, kick-ass chick!
Copy !req
1862. This new line of products
won't change your life.
Copy !req
1863. Only you can do that.
Copy !req
1864. And you can do that.
Copy !req
1865. Believe me.
Copy !req
1866. But this line is for every girl
who is ready to believe in herself!
Copy !req
1867. You are beautiful!
Copy !req
1868. You are everything!
Copy !req
1869. And you are the real face
of this line!
Copy !req
1870. And we are all the face
of Lily LeClaire!
Copy !req
1871. Whoo!
Copy !req
1872. You go, Renee!
Copy !req
1873. You picked a good one,
you know.
Copy !req
1874. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1875. Well, that was super weird.
Copy !req
1876. And also very effective.
Copy !req
1877. Thanks.
Copy !req
1878. Do you know we offer
a mental health program at work?
Copy !req
1879. I still have a job?
Copy !req
1880. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1881. Thank you. Okay,
I'm gonna go say hi to some people.
Copy !req
1882. Avery? They're going crazy
for all this.
Copy !req
1883. Let's be honest.
We both know.
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1884. That's for Renee.
Copy !req
1885. Oh!
Copy !req
1886. Sweetheart,
Renee wouldn't be here without you.
Copy !req
1887. None of us would.
Copy !req
1888. Oh, Gram.
Copy !req
1889. This is Ethan.
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1890. Hi, it's me.
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1891. Renee.
Copy !req
1892. Um, I know you probably don't want
to see me right now, but I just...
Copy !req
1893. Just, please hear me out.
Copy !req
1894. Okay? I... I...
Copy !req
1895. I am so sorry for how I acted
the other night.
Copy !req
1896. I know this...
Copy !req
1897. is hard to believe,
but it has nothing to do
Copy !req
1898. with how I feel about you.
Copy !req
1899. And everything to do
with my feelings about me.
Copy !req
1900. And...
Copy !req
1901. I, uh...
Copy !req
1902. This is gonna sound
so crazy, but I...
Copy !req
1903. I thought that you thought
Copy !req
1904. that I was the most beautiful
woman in the world.
Copy !req
1905. - Hey.
- Hey.
Copy !req
1906. I do think that you're the most
beautiful woman in the world.
Copy !req
1907. Just let me real quick,
Copy !req
1908. - 'cause it was killing me...
- What?
Copy !req
1909. You were, like, struggling with it.
Copy !req
1910. - You could see?
- Yeah, well, I saw...
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1911. - That's a camera?
- Yeah.
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1912. You could see me that
whole time?
Copy !req
1913. Renee...
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1914. I've always seen you.
Copy !req
1915. What's up, SoHo?
Copy !req
1916. You guys ready
to change your life?
Copy !req
1917. Yes!
Copy !req
1918. I don't know what you
came in here for today,
Copy !req
1919. but the miracle is already here!
Copy !req
1920. You just have to open up
your heart and receive it!
Copy !req
1921. I want you
to look into the mirror
Copy !req
1922. and visualize the change
you came in here for.
Copy !req
1923. Is it spiritual?
Is it physical?
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1924. Is it emotional?
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