1. Good morning, Mr Blake.
My name's Amanda.
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here for you today
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3. to establish your eligibility for
Employment Support Allowance.
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4. It won't take up much of your time.
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unassisted by any other person?
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7. Yes.
Okay.
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put something in your top pocket?
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on your 52-page form.
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I couldn't make out what you had said there.
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to the top of your head
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with me arms and legs.
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the question, please.
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17. Well, you've got me
medical records.
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just answer these questions?
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20. Okay.
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can put a hat on your head?
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22. Yes.
Okay, that's great.
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such as a telephone keypad?
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with me fingers either.
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and farther away from me heart.
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to these questions, thank you.
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29. Yes. Yes, it's me fucking heart.
I'm trying to tell you but you'll not listen.
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to speak to us like that
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for your assessment.
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33. Yes.
Okay.
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34. Do you ever experience any loss of control
leading to extensive evacuation of the bowel?
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get to the point.
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task of setting an alarm clock?
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38. Oh, Jesus. Yes.
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Are you medically qualified?
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41. appointed by the
Department of Work and Pensions
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42. to carry out assessments for
Employment and Support Allowance.
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43. But there was a bloke out in the,
er, in the waiting room,
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44. he says that you work
for an American company.
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45. Our company's been
appointed by the Government.
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46. Are you a nurse?
Are you a doctor?
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47. I'm a health care professional.
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48. Listen, I've had a major heart attack.
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50. I wanna get back to work, too.
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51. Now, please, can we talk about me heart?
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52. Forget about me arse, that works a dream.
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53. Piper, you lazy bastard.
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54. Will you get out of bed
and do some housework!
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55. China!
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56. China!
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57. Sorry, Dan, just got a text
to go to work. I'm late.
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58. Did you enjoy your
chicken tikka masala?
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59. How did you know that?
- Cos I can bloody smell it.
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60. How many times have I told you about
leaving rubbish lying about the place,
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62. - Can I dump it later? I'm running late.
- No. Now!
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63. Dan...
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64. Erm, I've got a big favour to ask
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65. I'm expecting a package. Really important.
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66. They've changed my hours, so I won't be in.
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67. Can you keep an eye out for the postman?
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68. If you swear nae more rubbish.
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69. - Catch!
- Don't you fucking dare.
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70. - I'll kick your arse into next week.
- Okay.
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71. Daft as a bloody brush.
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73. Ah, not yet, that's for certain.
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74. You're making progress.
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75. I think if we just
continue you on the same dosage.
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76. And, yeah, rehab exercise.
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the pumping capacity to increase.
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78. - Yeah.
- And it might.
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79. But if not, we might need to look
at fitting you with a defibrillator.
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80. Keep up with the exercise, keep moving.
That's gonna build you up.
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81. But you need to be rested as well.
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82. Well, I'm a bit of a night owl, you know.
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83. I got into the habit
when I was looking after the missus
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84. before she passed away.
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85. How you doing, son? How you doing?
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86. - All right.
- How's the old ticker?
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87. Ah, you know, me marathon days are over.
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88. But, you know, I'll be fine in a month or two.
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89. Ah, well, be leaving that Viagra alone.
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90. I'll keep it for you, shall I?
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91. - Aye, I probably need it more than you.
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92. Right, well, owt you want here?
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93. - Have a look
- Oh, that's nice, aye.
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94. Meranti, aye, African Meranti.
It's great, man.
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95. So, er, d'you reckon
you'll get back to Ferguson's?
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96. Depends on the work, I suppose.
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97. I mean, you know what it's like.
It's up and down.
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98. Aye, well.
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99. - Gotta see this.
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100. There you go.
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101. Oh, that's a lovely piece.
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102. Aye, I'll have the...
I'll have the lads drop it by for you.
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103. Erm, are you all right?
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104. I'm on the mend.
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105. I mean, I can get your shopping
sorted out for you, you know.
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106. Like, the heavy stuff and that,
like, it's nae bother.
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107. Thanks, Joe.
You know, I like to get out and about.
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108. Gives us something to do.
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109. Well, give us a shout if you need anything.
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110. I mean, I mean that.
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111. You, you gave us a big fright, you know.
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112. BBC Radio Four, it's twelve minutes to 1:00.
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113. Now the shipping forecast,
issued by the Met Office
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114. on behalf of the Maritime
and Coastguard Agency
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115. at double-O-1-5
on Tuesday the 20th of October.
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116. There are warnings of gales
in Trafalgar, Fitzroy...
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117. Please be aware
that this call may incur a charge.
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118. You will be charged at the rate
set by your service provider.
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119. - This number is for benefits enquiries only.
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120. If you are calling to make
a new claim for benefits, please redial,
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121. 0800-055-6888
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122. to help answer your query as
quickly as possible.
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123. We are sorry, but all our customer service
agents are busy at the moment.
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124. Please hold and we will answer your call.
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125. Oi! What are ye playing at?
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126. I knew it was ye! I knew it was ye
letting your dog shit round here.
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127. I'm walking me dog.
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128. I knew it was you bringing your dog
in here, shitting all over the place.
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129. Oh shut your mouth,
you stupid baldy bastard.
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130. Oi! Ye, if I come down there,
I'll rub your bloody face in it, man!
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131. Take it to your own place
and let it shit round there.
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132. Go and get a bag and clean that up.
- Aye, I'm gonna get a bag
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133. I tell you what, ye talk shite!
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134. Here, look, you just get a bag!
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135. - Come back here and bloody clean that up.
- Oh, shut up, man, will you!
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136. Hey! I'll come and shite
in your garden, shall I?
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137. Shut up.
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138. Hello?
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139. Thank you for waiting.
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140. Please continue to hold and we will answer
your call as soon as possible.
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141. Morning, mate.
Got a package for Mr Max Million.
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142. - "Mr Max Million"?
Yeah. Mr Max Million.
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143. My address?
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144. Yeah, definitely this address.
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145. - Where's it from?
- China.
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146. Oh. Give it here.
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147. D'you know how long
I've been on this phone?
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148. One hour, forty-eight minutes.
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149. Jesus Christ, that's longer than
a football match. It'll cost a fortune.
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150. I'm sorry, sir,
but it's been very busy.
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151. There must be some mistake.
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152. I've got a serious heart condition.
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153. I'm in rehab and the doctor's
told us I cannae go back to work.
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154. Now, I was getting the benefits
fine until that bloody assessment.
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155. I see you've only
scored twelve points, er,
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156. and you need 15 to obtain benefits.
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157. Oh, points, that's your game?
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158. I'm sorry, sir,
but according to our health, er,
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159. health care professional,
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160. you've been deemed fit for work.
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161. So she knows better than my doctor,
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162. a consultant surgeon and a physio team?
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163. Well, I wanna appeal.
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164. Well, that's fine,
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165. but you'll have to first request
a mandatory reconsideration.
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166. What the bloody hell does that mean?
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167. It means the decision
maker will reconsider it
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168. and if he comes to the same
decision, you can then appeal.
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169. Right, well put us down for that, then.
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170. Okay, sir, but you must wait
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171. to get a call from the decision maker.
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172. Why?
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173. To tell you what the decision is.
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174. But that's already been decided.
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175. It is, but you're supposed to get the call,
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176. before the letter.
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177. Well, is he gonna change his mind?
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178. No, the call's just to discuss the decision.
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179. Well, I know what the decision is,
I've got the letter here in front of us.
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180. D'you want us to read it to you?
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181. But he should have called you first.
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182. But he didn't.
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183. But he should have.
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184. Well unless we've got a time machine,
we're pretty much knackered,
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185. divvent you agree?
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186. Er, he has to call you first, sir.
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so I don't have to waste any more time?
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189. I can't do that, sir.
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191. He'll give you a call back when he, er,
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192. - he gets the chance.
- When?
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193. I don't know, sir.
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194. This is ridiculous, man.
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195. On the one hand, Jobseeker's Allowance,
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196. only for those able and ready to work.
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197. But if you're ill, you have to apply
for Employment and Support,
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198. - get an assessment carried out.
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199. Well, I've done that
but they've knocked us back.
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200. Right, well if you've been deemed fit for work,
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201. your only option is Jobseeker's Allowance.
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Employment and Support.
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205. and then an appeal form
Employment and Support?
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207. I cannot do that.
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208. Well that's how it is, sir.
Or you can phone the helpline.
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209. Listen, you know,
you give me a plot of land,
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210. I can build you a house.
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211. But I've never been
anywhere near a computer.
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212. D'you know what, we're digital by default.
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"I'm digital by default."
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if you just cannae do it?
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if you've been diagnosed as dyslexic.
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218. Right, well can you give us that?
Cos with computers I'm dyslexic.
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I must ask you to leave now,
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222. Yeah, I'm here to see about
changing my work coach.
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224. Hang on a minute, Thomas, hang on.
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I just felt... I'm just feeling dizzy, you know.
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- Oh, cheers, thanks.
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228. Could you move up, please, love?
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229. Thanks, pet, thank you.
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230. - All right. I'll just get you a glass of water.
- Thank you.
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231. Oh, thank you, pet.
Thank you.
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You look a bit pale.
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233. It's just so bloody confusing, all the jargon.
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234. I mean, there must be some mistake.
I'm just ganning round and round in circles.
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get this sorted out.
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but you were late.
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237. Thomas. You sit here
and drink your water, pet.
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238. Thank you.
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240. - No, I'm not gonna sanction you.
- I may not get any money for a month.
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241. I'm gonna refer you to the decision maker
and they'll make the decision
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242. - on whether they're gonna sanction you.
- That's ridiculous...
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they're gonna do that.
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244. And then if they do decide
to sanction you,
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245. then you will take a 40%
cut in your benefits.
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246. I know what it is,
I don't need you to explain it to me.
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- Well there isn't anything else
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249. So what I'm gonna have to do is,
look, I think I'm...
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Are you gonna put me in for a sanction?
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251. I have to, I have to follow the rules.
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be aggressive with me
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253. - then I'm gonna have to ask you...
- It's not about me being aggressive.
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- I'm trying to explain to you a situation
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- I don't know why people like you do this job.
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to the decision maker.
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I don't wanna hear your language
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- Listen, I, I'm sorry, love,
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- Yeah, all right, frankly,
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I'm gonna speak to the manager,
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262. - I don't wanna speak to you.
- The fact is I'm just trying to explain...
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- I'm just explaining...
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- Right, come and talk to me then
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- Okay. Sorry.
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I've never been to Newcastle before.
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I don't know where I'm going. Okay?
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run so that I wasn't any more late.
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she's gonna refer me for a sanction.
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rules that we have to stick to. Okay?
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- Oh, mate, listen,
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279. - I'm not saying it's against me.
- You have a duty to be here on time.
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282. - D'you know what? I understand, right...
- I got lost.
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is the decision maker...
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sending you a letter through the post.
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285. So you're gonna have to wait for that.
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286. - And then nobody...
- Yeah, I've got... My kids
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287. have gotta start school tomorrow.
I've got about 12 quid in my purse.
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288. - D'you know what?
- All because you can't just calm down
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- Right.
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290. - You have to do this.
- Right, d'you know what,
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291. - I've listened to you. You've created a scene.
- With your rules.
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- I've created a scene?
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- If I was gonna create a scene,
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295. I'm sorry, love,
but you are gonna have to go.
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297. - Jesus Christ!
- What am I supposed to do?
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I am.
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- There you go.
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desk and let her sign on
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- Listen, all right,
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and you're creating more of a scene again.
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She's just been a few minutes...
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She's got two kids with her, man.
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- Right, listen, this isn't your concern.
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We need to do this right. Yeah.
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- Listen, listen, listen...
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- Phone the police.
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phone the police. All right?
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please, here, man?
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- Shouldn't even have this job.
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- Shouldn't even have this job.
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320. - Come on, get out.
- All she needs is help, man.
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- Just let her sign on.
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with you lot, I really don't.
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326. - You want me to take one of them bags?
- No, it's all right, I'm fine, pet. I'm fine.
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- I don't know.
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- He's a handful, isn't he?
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without him getting in trouble, can I?
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332. - Good, good choice.
- She loves spaghetti.
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with spaghetti on toast.
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- Dylan!
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He runs, he runs off.
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- Come on!
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Mum, look, she's back, she's back.
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344. Tell you what, if it's the last thing I do,
I'm gonna make this place a home.
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- Yeah?
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I'll show him.
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There's plenty of space.
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There's a nice bit of fresh carpet down.
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358. No, I know, Mum. Well, look, once...
Once you're feeling better and we're settled,
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with Auntie May and stay, can't you?
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360. Yeah, they're nice, yeah, friendly.
Friendlier than London.
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- Good.
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- Yeah.
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Yeah, very.
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All right, I'll speak... Yeah, I've gotta go
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- All right, love you.
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- Bye, bye, bye.
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coming through the wall,
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down the wall.
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Weren't it, Dais?
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- Yeah.
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383. We had to run all the way to the hospital.
Copy !req
384. Yeah, he was in and out the hospital.
Copy !req
385. I was talking to the landlord about it,
spoke to him.
Copy !req
386. And cos I complained, kicked us out.
Copy !req
387. What, they can just do that?
Copy !req
388. - Just throw you out?
Yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
389. So we got out of there.
Copy !req
390. We was in a homeless hostel
for about two years, waiting on a flat.
Copy !req
391. Yeah. But it was close to their school
which they loved, so...
Copy !req
392. We just had to stick it out.
But we was in one room,
Copy !req
393. the three of us were in one room.
Copy !req
394. Like eating, sleeping, all the rest of it
and Dylan was just climbing the walls.
Copy !req
395. Honestly,
like boxed in like that, so, yeah.
Copy !req
396. They eventually offered me a flat,
so the good news was it was a flat.
Copy !req
397. Bad news was it was up here.
Copy !req
398. And they couldn't give you
anywhere near your family?
Copy !req
399. No, not in London.
Copy !req
400. They're, they're moving out the likes of me.
It's just too expensive for 'em.
Copy !req
401. So how's the kids taking it?
Copy !req
402. They're brokenhearted about leaving school.
Copy !req
403. Especially Daisy. She's furious with me.
Copy !req
404. Having to leave her friends and her nan.
Copy !req
405. I mean there was nothing I could do about it.
I couldn't have Dylan boxed in like that.
Copy !req
406. - Ah, she'll make friends soon enough.
That's what I've told her.
Copy !req
407. And I've got a plan.
Copy !req
408. We got a little garden now and they've
each got a room of their own.
Copy !req
409. I'm gonna get a part-time job
and then I'm gonna go back to me books.
Copy !req
410. Oh, you at college?
- Open University.
Copy !req
411. Yeah, I mucked up a little bit at school
so it's like a second chance.
Copy !req
412. But that all fell apart a little bit when
we was at the hostel,
Copy !req
413. but I'm not gonna give up.
Copy !req
414. Can't, can I?
Copy !req
415. Good on you, lass.
Copy !req
416. It's bloody freezing in here.
Copy !req
417. Oh, it must be a short.
Copy !req
418. Right, where's your fuse box?
Copy !req
419. There's nothing on the metre.
Copy !req
420. The kids are starting school and
I wanted to get 'em some nice new clothes.
Copy !req
421. And I thought I was gonna
get me money tomorrow.
Copy !req
422. Right.
Copy !req
423. I'll bring me tools round
and I'll sort this place out for you.
Copy !req
424. - Will ya?
- Yeah, course I will.
Copy !req
425. Shouldn't take long.
Copy !req
426. Right, thank you.
Copy !req
427. "Max Million", to my fucking address?
Copy !req
428. China, what's in this box?
- Dan, it's not what you think it is.
Copy !req
429. Don't jump to conclusions.
Copy !req
430. Shift that bloody rubbish and shift your arse.
Copy !req
431. I wanna see what's in this box.
Copy !req
432. Oh my God. Wow.
Copy !req
433. - What d'you think of these?
- Bloody trainers?
Copy !req
434. - Trainers.
- Trainers.
Copy !req
435. - These are only the best, Dan.
- Very best.
Copy !req
436. - Aren't they, Piper?
Copy !req
437. - Aren't they?
Copy !req
438. - Stop it, man, I've got brittle bones.
Copy !req
439. Anyways, I've got a test for you, Dan.
Copy !req
440. Go on, open it.
- Open that.
Copy !req
441. What's the difference?
Copy !req
442. Yeah. What's the difference
between them two?
Copy !req
443. They look the same.
Copy !req
444. Bang on, brother.
- Exactly.
Copy !req
445. The difference is, they'd have cost me
150 quid on the high street...
Copy !req
446. And I'm gonna sell those for 80 quid.
Copy !req
447. Cheap counterfeits
to my fucking address?
Copy !req
448. I could have the Chinese Mafia
or the bloody Customs at me door.
Copy !req
449. The brass neck of the bloody pair of you.
Copy !req
450. Dan, these are not counterfeits.
Copy !req
451. They're from the same factory as these.
Copy !req
452. Exactly the same quality.
Continuation of the same run.
Copy !req
453. - D'you not believe us?
It's fucking genius.
Copy !req
454. How d'you manage this?
Copy !req
455. Well I know a guy from Guangzhou, don't I,
who works in the factory.
Copy !req
456. Yeah, works in the factory.
Copy !req
457. He's football mad.
Copy !req
458. He knows everything
about the teams, the players, everything.
Copy !req
459. So we do the deals by e-mails.
I send him the money by PayPal,
Copy !req
460. then he sends me the package by post.
Copy !req
461. Me, you mean.
Copy !req
462. Honestly, Dan, I did mean to say,
like I get them sent to different mates.
Copy !req
463. You know, small packages
like not to attract too much attention.
Copy !req
464. They usually get through.
Copy !req
465. I'll be able to tell all me mates
I knew both of you
Copy !req
466. before you were arrested.
Copy !req
467. See these trainers, Dan,
Copy !req
468. these are the future.
Copy !req
469. No more crap jobs.
Copy !req
470. No more shit from that warehouse.
Copy !req
471. D'you know what the bastards
did this morning?
Copy !req
472. Got us in at 5:30.
Copy !req
473. Unloaded one truck.
Guess how long that took?
Copy !req
474. Forty-five minutes.
And you know how much I got paid?
Copy !req
475. Three pound and seventy-nine pence.
Copy !req
476. Waste of my fucking time.
It's worse than China.
Copy !req
477. I'm gonna make it big
one day, Dan. I'm serious.
Copy !req
478. Hi there, can I help you?
You look a bit lost.
Copy !req
479. Aye. I have to apply
for Jobseeker's Allowance...
Copy !req
480. - Right, yeah. Mmm-hmm.
- And I wanna use one of them
Copy !req
481. to get on to that Internet web thing.
Copy !req
482. Right, you could do that today.
Copy !req
483. We're a bit busy at the moment.
Copy !req
484. If you can come back a bit later,
would that be okay?
Copy !req
485. - And then contact Job Centre Plus.
- Mmm-hmm.
Copy !req
486. And, here we are. "Claim Jobseeker's".
Copy !req
487. - Okay? So double-click on that one.
- Okay. All right.
Copy !req
488. And then we need to scroll
right the way down here to continue.
Copy !req
489. And that's your,
that's your form there for you.
Copy !req
490. So you need to run the mouse up the screen,
Copy !req
491. click into there and pop your postcode in.
Copy !req
492. - Run the mouse up the screen, yeah? Okay.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
493. - No. No, not quite like that.
- No?
Copy !req
494. - What you need to do is get your cursor...
- "Your cursor"?
Copy !req
495. - It's a fucking apt name for it.
Copy !req
496. So when you're moving your mouse,
Copy !req
497. - you see what I'm doing with my hand?
- Aye, right.
Copy !req
498. - Look at my hand.
- Aye. Oh, right, it moves like that.
Copy !req
499. - And then continue.
- Right, okay.
Copy !req
500. - And then you start from there. Okay?
- Okay.
Copy !req
501. - I'll leave you with it. Okay?
- Right.
Copy !req
502. Right.
Copy !req
503. Excuse me, pet.
You couldn't help us with this, could you?
Copy !req
504. Yeah. What is it?
Copy !req
505. I'm just filling this in.
I'm just... I cannot get the...
Copy !req
506. This keeps darting all over the place.
Copy !req
507. What do I do?
Do I get on to that and...
Copy !req
508. Do you just...
I mean, how do you get this down?
Copy !req
509. Right, so you're controlling this,
and you click on this bar.
Copy !req
510. - Right.
- And then you pull it down.
Copy !req
511. - Oh, right.
- And then you get...
Copy !req
512. - What, do I hold that on there, do I? Okay.
- The rest of it. Yeah.
Copy !req
513. - All right, then I can just...
- On the left side.
Copy !req
514. What, what, so I hold this
and just pull that down?
Copy !req
515. - Yeah, and click the left.
- And click...
Copy !req
516. - Click to the left.
- Yeah. Right.
Copy !req
517. And I just put that in there?
Oh, that's right, thanks very much.
Copy !req
518. - It's fine.
- Aye.
Copy !req
519. You're a star. Right.
Copy !req
520. Right, have I done it right? There we are...
Copy !req
521. Oh, bloody hell. What's this now?
Copy !req
522. "Error"?
Copy !req
523. Well, what have I...
Copy !req
524. Here, mate, you divvent know
what I've done here, do you?
Copy !req
525. - This error thing.
- Yeah, that's a big thing.
Copy !req
526. Do you? I don't know, I was just
filling in the thing and it just went...
Copy !req
527. - There we go.
- Oh, oh, yeah, there we go.
Copy !req
528. We're back on, right.
Copy !req
529. - You're sorted, yeah?
- Hey, can you just hang on
Copy !req
530. just for two seconds so I divvent
go back here again. I'll...
Copy !req
531. Just, just, just, I'll just like do
a couple more questions.
Copy !req
532. Yeah, I'll just stand over here, don't worry.
Copy !req
533. Er...
"Are you a Br..."
Copy !req
534. - Yeah.
- "Yes". Right. I do that.
Copy !req
535. - Right. What?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
536. - What's...
- Then you should continue.
Copy !req
537. Should be all right.
Copy !req
538. Right, okay.
Copy !req
539. - What's...
Copy !req
540. It's, it's, it's not bloody, it's not...
Copy !req
541. - Well nowt's happening now.
- Yeah, just give it a second.
Copy !req
542. Just give it a second.
Copy !req
543. But it's just not mov... I mean, look,
it's not even, it's not even moving.
Copy !req
544. - Let me try, right.
- What? Here, get that.
Copy !req
545. This is driving me mental, this.
I mean, what have I done now?
Copy !req
546. - It's frozen. Yeah.
- It's frozen?
Copy !req
547. Well... Well, can you defrost it?
Copy !req
548. No, mate, I can't.
Copy !req
549. Think your time's up.
Copy !req
550. - What?
- Your time's up.
Copy !req
551. - Me time's up?
- Yeah, I'm sorry, mate.
Copy !req
552. - Oh, sorry, mate, yeah.
Copy !req
553. - I'll just leave you to it.
- Oh jeez.
Copy !req
554. Do you have a partner?
Er, no. She, er, she's passed away.
Copy !req
555. - Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
556. D'you have any dependent children
aged under 20 living with you?
Copy !req
557. No, I don't.
Copy !req
558. It's really important we get this filled in
because we need to get the process started.
Copy !req
559. - Yeah.
Copy !req
560. Excuse me, Ann. Can I have a word, please?
Copy !req
561. Could you just give me 30 seconds, please?
We're just getting...
Copy !req
562. Well, actually,
can I have a word now, in my office?
Copy !req
563. Thank you.
Copy !req
564. - Right.
- Jesus, I've got you into trouble now.
Copy !req
565. - I'm really sorry.
- It's me that should be sorry.
Copy !req
566. You just carry on, you're doing good.
Copy !req
567. You know, Ann, we've spoke
about this before.
Copy !req
568. That isn't acceptable.
Copy !req
569. - I think in this case it's quite reasonable...
- Come on in the office.
Copy !req
570. The thing is you're setting a precedent.
Copy !req
571. It's not acceptable.
Copy !req
572. Oh, bugger. Bugger, it's...
Copy !req
573. Jesus...
Copy !req
574. I don't believe this.
Copy !req
575. No, I only want my share of the football.
Copy !req
576. Right then, that's the only team you
need to know in the northeast, is Newcastle.
Copy !req
577. What other teams do you know?
Copy !req
578. - Er, Middle... Middle-borough.
- Middlesbrough, aye.
Copy !req
579. Middlesbrough. Yeah.
- Middlesbrough.
Copy !req
580. You know, you divvent need to think
about them either. Aye?
Copy !req
581. There you go.
Copy !req
582. Er, we only have one Wagon Wheel left,
so I cut it into four.
Copy !req
583. But you can have two pieces
considering you're the host.
Copy !req
584. Oh, there you go. I'll put your tea down there.
Copy !req
585. - Oh, hang on.
Barclay's Premier League.
Copy !req
586. Here's the big question, Stan Li.
Copy !req
587. Did you say "Stan Li"?
Copy !req
588. Yeah. Stan Li from Guangzhou.
Copy !req
589. Are you two winding me up?
Copy !req
590. No, that's not our style.
Copy !req
591. Can you hear me, Stan Li?
Copy !req
592. Favourite player in the Premier?
Copy !req
593. Charlie Adams, Stoke City.
Copy !req
594. - Get the fuck out of here.
Copy !req
595. Are, are you taking the piss?
Copy !req
596. EPL is crazy money, man.
Copy !req
597. Charlie Adam. Four million.
Copy !req
598. No ego.
Copy !req
599. Team player.
Copy !req
600. - Tough guy.
Copy !req
601. You see his goal against Chelsea
from his own half?
Copy !req
602. - Boom!
Copy !req
603. The ball flies up, over Courtois' head.
Cross the line, line. Goal!
Copy !req
604. He's not in China.
He's in the bloody takeaway down the road.
Copy !req
605. You two, you're taking the piss.
Copy !req
606. Okay, Stan Li,
I'll e-mail you my best price. Top price.
Copy !req
607. I'm gonna see how I get on selling
these ones I've got, okay?
Copy !req
608. So I'll let you know.
Copy !req
609. Best price, no bullshit.
Copy !req
610. Remember, Charlie Charlie, all good money.
Copy !req
611. Okay, no best price, no more trainer.
Copy !req
612. No more business.
Copy !req
613. No more talkie-talkie. No more...
Copy !req
614. Right, Dan.
Check your National Insurance Number.
Copy !req
615. Yep, that's okay.
Copy !req
616. Press that button right there, Bill Gates.
Copy !req
617. - What, this one here?
- That one there, "Send."
Copy !req
618. Huh. It's taken me bloody days
to get this sorted out.
Copy !req
619. Well done, son.
Copy !req
620. Jobseeker's Application done.
Copy !req
621. Dan, don't know why you're applying
for that after your heart attack.
Copy !req
622. Right, now I'm printing your appeal form
for Employment and Support Allowance.
Copy !req
623. But you can't appeal till they carry out
a mandatory reconsideration.
Copy !req
624. Is that printing out now?
Copy !req
625. You mean, they could have
given it to me just like that?
Copy !req
626. Dan, they'll fuck you around, I'm warning you.
Copy !req
627. Make it as miserable as possible.
Copy !req
628. No accident. That's the plan.
Copy !req
629. I know dozens who have just given up.
Copy !req
630. Well they've picked the wrong one
if they think I'm gonna give up.
Copy !req
631. I'm like a dog with a bone, me, son.
Copy !req
632. I have a note on the screen, sir,
Copy !req
633. that you're awaiting a call
from the decision maker.
Copy !req
634. Jesus, 55 minutes
to hear all this again.
Copy !req
635. Am I in a time warp?
Copy !req
636. You can't proceed to the appeal
Copy !req
637. or the mandatory reconsideration
Copy !req
638. till you have the call from the decision maker.
Copy !req
639. Well, can you ask him to phone us
now, because I've got no income.
Copy !req
640. I've got no pension
and I've still got the bedroom tax.
Copy !req
641. I'll make a note on my screen, sir.
Copy !req
642. Well can you not give
him the note now?
Copy !req
643. You know, put it in his hand?
Copy !req
644. This is a call centre, sir.
Copy !req
645. Hey, Dylan. D'you want a shot
at the screwdriver?
Copy !req
646. What kills more people,
coconuts or sharks?
Copy !req
647. He likes bouncing that ball, doesn't he?
Copy !req
648. Pardon?
Copy !req
649. That ball.
He likes bouncing it, doesn't he?
Copy !req
650. Well, it started in the hostel
where we had only one small room.
Copy !req
651. Why d'you think he does that?
Copy !req
652. I think he's missing his friends.
Copy !req
653. But he also does it when he's angry.
Copy !req
654. People never listen to him,
so why should he listen to them?
Copy !req
655. There you go.
And we don't need any glue, nothing like that.
Copy !req
656. Now you give me a hand
and we'll stick this up.
Copy !req
657. Right, you go that end and I'll go this end.
Copy !req
658. And we'll stick this up here.
Copy !req
659. Yeah? Just pass it up here.
Copy !req
660. Aye, right. You do the bottom edge. That's it.
Copy !req
661. The sun heats up all
the air in these bubbles...
Copy !req
662. And it'll keep your room nice and warm.
Copy !req
663. Can you go into my tool bag there,
Copy !req
664. there's a piece of cloth.
Copy !req
665. Can you open it?
Copy !req
666. Eh?
Copy !req
667. What do you think of that?
It's gorgeous.
Copy !req
668. Well it's a little present for
your new room.
Copy !req
669. - Now...
Thank you.
Copy !req
670. - Where shall we put it?
- Up there, maybe.
Copy !req
671. Okay, hang on.
Copy !req
672. I'll get a hook and hang it there.
Copy !req
673. Yeah, what do you think?
Copy !req
674. - It's great.
Copy !req
675. It'll look like you're under the sea.
Copy !req
676. And the sun will shine on them.
Copy !req
677. I think there will be fine, yeah?
Copy !req
678. I'll light these candles.
Copy !req
679. - Whoa.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
680. - Now hang on.
- That one's big.
Copy !req
681. It is. Now there's four candles. Right?
Copy !req
682. Mind you don't burn yourself.
Copy !req
683. I won't burn meself,
don't worry about that.
Copy !req
684. But thank you for thinking about us, Daisy.
Copy !req
685. Put that in there like that.
Copy !req
686. And I put this one in here.
Now there's four candles in there, right.
Copy !req
687. And they last for four hours.
Copy !req
688. I'll put this small pot over. Right?
Copy !req
689. Block the hole off up there.
Copy !req
690. And then I put this big pot over the top.
Copy !req
691. Now it takes a little while
but it'll take the chill off the room.
Copy !req
692. And if you just put your hand
over there now, you'll feel it, Daisy.
Copy !req
693. If you just put your hand over there,
you'll feel it starting to warm up.
Copy !req
694. - Huh, can you feel it? Yeah?
- A little bit.
Copy !req
695. - What about you?
- Yeah, a little bit.
Copy !req
696. Were you a soldier, Dan?
Copy !req
697. Was I a soldier?
Copy !req
698. Oh, more dangerous than that.
I was a carpenter.
Copy !req
699. Right, grub's ready.
Copy !req
700. Yay!
Go round that way then, Dylan.
Copy !req
701. Good boy. There's yours, poppet.
Copy !req
702. Right, put Sweet on there.
Copy !req
703. Sit down nicely then.
Copy !req
704. - And, Dan, this one's yours.
Oh, no, not for me, thanks, no.
Copy !req
705. That's yours. All right?
Copy !req
706. Here you are. All right?
Copy !req
707. - Well, where's yours?
I had mine earlier.
Copy !req
708. I'm just gonna have a bit of fruit.
Copy !req
709. You said that yesterday,
and the day before.
Copy !req
710. All right, eat up then.
Copy !req
711. Looks delicious but, you know,
it's a wee... It's a wee bit early for me.
Copy !req
712. Please, Dan. It's the least I can do.
Copy !req
713. Thank you, Katie.
- All right.
Copy !req
714. What was that sound, Mum?
Copy !req
715. Oh, babe, one of the tiles just fell off
the wall in the bathroom
Copy !req
716. where I was cleaning it.
Copy !req
717. It's the middle of the night.
Copy !req
718. - I know.
- You should really get to bed.
Copy !req
719. Okay. I'm gonna go to bed.
Copy !req
720. I'm gonna go to bed.
Copy !req
721. I just wanted to
get all the cleaning done in there
Copy !req
722. so you can have a nice bath tomorrow.
Copy !req
723. You like a bath, don't ya?
Copy !req
724. Yeah?
Copy !req
725. So you're gonna go up
and get into bed and wrap up nicely.
Copy !req
726. Okay, good girl.
Give me a kiss.
Copy !req
727. Go and get into bed.
Copy !req
728. - All right? Good girl.
- Promise me you'll get to bed.
Copy !req
729. I promise you I'm gonna go to bed.
Copy !req
730. Good night.
- 'Night, baby.
Copy !req
731. Daniel Blake?
Copy !req
732. If you'd like to follow me, Mr Blake.
Copy !req
733. If you'd like to just take a seat.
Copy !req
734. This is the Claimant Commitment form.
Copy !req
735. You must commit yourself to spending
35 hours a week looking for work.
Copy !req
736. Now that can be newspapers, agencies,
Copy !req
737. and online via the Universal Job Match.
Copy !req
738. You just fill in the details.
Copy !req
739. But you must prove that
you've done this as well, mind.
Copy !req
740. Well I've been told by my doctor
that I'm not supposed to go back to work yet.
Copy !req
741. Then you should apply
for Employment and Support Allowance.
Copy !req
742. I have, but I've been knocked
back by some quack
Copy !req
743. and now I'm trying to appeal.
Copy !req
744. Okay. Well that's your choice, Mr Blake.
Copy !req
745. No, it's not my choice.
Copy !req
746. I've got no other form of income.
Copy !req
747. Do you want to sign this or not?
Copy !req
748. You just need to put your
signature here. I shall date it later on.
Copy !req
749. Thank you.
Copy !req
750. Now can I have a look at your CV?
Copy !req
751. "CV"?
Copy !req
752. You still don't get this, do you, Mr Blake?
Copy !req
753. This is an agreement between
you and the State.
Copy !req
754. No, you still don't get it.
Copy !req
755. - No, you must...
- I'm desperate to go back to work.
Copy !req
756. - If you're desperate to get back to work...
- Unless the doctor tells us...
Copy !req
757. You need to have an up-to-date CV,
Copy !req
758. in order to help you look for work.
Copy !req
759. Now, just hold it right there.
Copy !req
760. There's a CV workshop
that I would like you to attend
Copy !req
761. and it's this Saturday at 9:00.
Copy !req
762. No, thanks, I'll sort that out on me own.
Copy !req
763. No, Mr Blake.
This is a formal direction.
Copy !req
764. You will attend if you want to proceed
with your Jobseeker's Allowance claim.
Copy !req
765. What happens if I don't?
Copy !req
766. Then you will be referred for a sanction.
Copy !req
767. Ten seconds.
Copy !req
768. Ten short seconds.
Copy !req
769. That's how much a typical employer
spends flipping through a CV.
Copy !req
770. Fact.
Copy !req
771. Sixty applications for every low-skilled job.
Copy !req
772. Fact.
Copy !req
773. For a skilled job, it's twenty to one.
Copy !req
774. Fact.
Copy !req
775. Costa Coffee advertised eight jobs.
Copy !req
776. D'you know how many applications
they got from that?
Copy !req
777. Over 1,300.
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778. Fact.
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779. So, what does that mean?
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780. We should all be drinking
a lot more bloody coffee.
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781. Yeah, d'you wanna share that with us?
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782. I said, we should all be drinking
a lot more bloody coffee then.
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783. This is serious business
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784. and people have only got
one shot at this, all right?
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785. Well if you can count, it's obvious.
There's not enough jobs. Fact.
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786. Yeah, well, you'll be at
the back of the queue, won't you?
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787. For those of us in the real world,
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788. what that means is...
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789. "You must stand
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790. "out from the crowd."
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791. Get noticed. Get smart.
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792. It's not enough these days just to, er,
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793. just to show you have the skills.
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794. You have to prove
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795. how keen you are.
How dedicated.
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796. Okay...
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797. What I'd like you to do now
is to, er, format your CVs.
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798. And, remember, all of these
have to be typed up in a clear font
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799. in hard copy.
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800. And we're also gonna need
a digital version for online.
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801. And some companies,
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802. they're demanding CV videos,
sent in by smartphone.
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803. How about that?
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804. Okay? Let's make a start.
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805. Are you taking any blokes on, mate?
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806. I'm a joiner, you know
I'm just looking for some work, you know.
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807. Not at the minute. Er, all manned up.
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808. Okay, can, can I give you my CV?
And then if you can get in touch...
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809. - Excuse me, mate.
- Yeah.
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810. D'you know if anybody's
taking anybody on round here?
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811. Er, no, we're not taking anyone on.
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812. Er, I'll tell you what you could do.
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813. If you try about three units
up on the left there,
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814. they'll probably...
They, they might be havin' one.
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815. - Okay, thanks.
- Okay? Cheers, mate.
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816. - Your best bet is to see him.
- Is he the boss? Him?
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817. He's, he's the supervisor.
That's the boss there.
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818. Excuse me, mate. D'you know if
they're taking anybody on here?
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819. Have you got any jobs ganning?
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820. No, you haven't?
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821. Hey, mate, I'm looking for some work.
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822. - Is there anything ganning on around here?
- There's nowt here, mate. There's...
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823. There might be something,
erm, a bit further up,
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824. - if you try one of the other estates, but...
- Yeah?
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825. nothing doing on here.
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826. Help you, mate?
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827. Aye, I was just looking for some work, mate.
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828. I was wondering if you had
anything ganning on?
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829. I might have.
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830. - Aye?
- Done this graft before?
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831. - You got any experience?
- Oh, I've got 40 years of experience, mate.
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832. I can turn me hand to owt.
Can I give you me CV?
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833. Way-ay, course, I'll have a look at it.
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834. There you go.
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835. Cheers.
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836. - Daniel?
- Aye, that's me.
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837. I'm Harry, by the way.
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838. Well, you've got plenty
of experience, like, I've gotta be honest,
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839. I'm absolutely sick of young'uns.
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840. Half the time they divvent turn up.
When they do, they cannot be arsed.
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841. Dylan, Dylan, come off the road, come on.
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842. Come on.
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843. Dylan, come on.
Catch up. Come on.
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844. - Is this the, er, queue for the food bank?
- It is, aye.
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845. D'you know how long we'll be waiting?
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846. Oh, a canny long time, I reckon.
We've been here ages already.
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847. Okay, thanks. Cheers.
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848. - Hello.
- Hello.
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849. How nice to see you.
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850. Have you brought your little dog today?
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851. Thank you very much, thank you.
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852. Is it just food for yourself
and the two children, Katie? Thank you.
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853. Would your children have
a drink of juice and a biscuit?
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854. Would you like to go and see Agnes?
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855. Agnes?
Could you do a juice and a biscuit, please?
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856. Jackie?
- Yeah.
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857. Would you be able to
help Katie with her shopping today, please?
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858. - There you are.
Thank you.
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859. Hiya, Katie.
Thank you.
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860. So, we've got one adult and two
children, yeah? Come with me.
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861. - We'll start with the vegetables, yeah?
- Okay.
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862. Right.
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863. I'll give you one side and we'll share it, yeah?
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864. Couple of onions.
- Is there anything we can do for you, hun?
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865. - No, I'm fine, thanks.
- Are you sure?
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866. - Aye, all right then.
Toiletries, yeah?
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867. Okay...
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868. Have you just moved up here?
Your accent's not from here.
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869. - You're not a Geordie girl.
- Yeah. Yeah, been up a little while.
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870. Just come up from London.
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871. Right. Nice accent.
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872. Can you understand
the Geordies?
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873. Almost.
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874. Right, over here.
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875. I think we need another bag.
Have we got one?
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876. Did you bus here?
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877. - No? Well, sometimes.
- Well, sometimes.
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878. She likes tea sometimes.
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879. - Well, I'll just keep going in with stuff.
- Yeah.
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880. And then you tell me
what you don't need, yeah?
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881. Have you got any sanitary towels?
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882. - We don't have sanitary towels, no.
- No? All right, not to worry. It's all right.
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883. - Don't really donate things much like that.
- Yeah.
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884. It's a shame, they should.
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885. Right, right, if you open your bag. Rice?
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886. - And a couple of toilet rolls?
- Mmm-hmm.
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887. Yeah?
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888. We'll go to the food.
It's falling out me bag.
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889. - You can put...
- I've got this one. Right.
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890. Erm, tins in yours.
Put them in there.
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891. Can you see anything else you want?
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892. - There you go.
- Okay, thank you.
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893. - Erm, there's pasta sauce over here.
- Mmm-hmm.
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894. I'll get you some pasta sauce?
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895. The pasta sauce...
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896. And there's, er, pasta here as well.
I'll get you a pasta.
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897. Hey, pet, are you all right?
What are you doing? What are you doing?
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898. Come and sit down.
It's all right. It's all right, it's all right.
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899. Come and sit down.
Come and sit down, it's all right.
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900. Oh...
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901. Okay, it's all right.
It's all right, it's all right.
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902. It's all right. D'you want a drink?
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903. - D'you want a drink?
- I'm really sorry...
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904. - What's the matter?
It's okay, don't worry.
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905. I'll get you a drink.
Mum, what's going on?
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906. It's okay. It's okay
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907. I'm just really hungry.
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908. - Okay, don't look at me.
- No, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.
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909. There's no harm done.
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910. I can't cope, Dan.
I feel like I'm going under.
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911. Look, you'll get through this, darling.
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912. - Thank you.
- You'll get through this.
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913. Katie, listen to me.
This isn't your fault.
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914. You've done amazing.
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915. Dumped up here, on your own with two kids.
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916. You've done nothing to be ashamed of.
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917. - Come on, you're okay.
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918. Come on, wipe yourself.
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919. Come on... You're okay.
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920. - If my mum could see me...
- It's okay.
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921. Look, these people are here to help you.
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922. You know, you've done nothing
to be ashamed of.
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923. - I'm so sorry.
- No, no, you're all right.
Copy !req
924. - Can I get you anything else?
- I just felt really faint.
Copy !req
925. D'you need some paper
tissues or baby wipes?
Copy !req
926. - I'll get you some baby wipes.
- Thank you.
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927. I felt really faint.
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928. Katie, can I get you something to eat?
Would you like some soup or something?
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929. Yeah, yeah, yeah...
If you could get her some water.
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930. Sure, yeah, anything. Yeah.
You not want some food?
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931. - Yeah, please, get...
- Even something sugary.
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932. I'll get you a doughnut or something.
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933. Yeah, yeah?
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934. There's no middlemen.
Straight from the factory.
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935. Same quality as the shop.
Copy !req
936. - Same quality, exactly.
- Well, you're gonna have to do us a deal.
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937. I couldn't pay 80 quid for this, though.
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938. If you go to the shop, they're 150 pounds.
Copy !req
939. - A hundred and fifty quid?
- I'm selling these for 80 pounds.
Copy !req
940. - Only 80 quid.
- See, they've still got the stickers on.
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941. - Why are they 80?
Copy !req
942. The reason they're 80 is because
there's no middlemen, nothing.
Copy !req
943. No middlemen, whatsoever.
- You and Piper, the top new businessmen.
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944. That's my driver, Dan.
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945. I'll give you a bloody driver.
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946. So no-one's worn them before?
Copy !req
947. No-one's wore them. Nothing, look.
Check the quality yourself.
Copy !req
948. I'd probably wear them for the gym.
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949. I couldn't say 80 quid, mate.
This is too expensive for 80 quid.
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950. - They're 150 pound in the shop.
A hundred and fifty pound, yeah.
Copy !req
951. Oh, Dan. You all right, mate?
Hello, Joe.
Copy !req
952. - Aye, I'm all right, mate, aye.
- How are you doing?
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953. Erm, listen, we're ganning, erm...
We're away down the pub the night.
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954. There's a load of us ganning.
There's a band on, you know.
Copy !req
955. We're gonna sink a few pints.
D'you fancy, fancy coming down?
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956. Aye, I'd murder a pint, mate, but I daresn't.
I've been telt to lay off the sauce, you know.
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957. Oh, really?
- But, listen, tell the lads I'll come down
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958. and pop into the sawmill, eh?
Copy !req
959. Oh, aye, aye, aye.
Copy !req
960. You know, if you fancy it anyway,
we're all going down.
Copy !req
961. So we might see you later, mate.
Copy !req
962. - Nice to see you, man.
- See you then. Ta-ta, see you.
Copy !req
963. Message for Daniel Blake.
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964. Mr Blake, this is a call
from the DWP decision maker.
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965. You should soon receive a letter
Copy !req
966. which states that you have been
deemed fit for work
Copy !req
967. and not entitled to Employment
and Support Allowance.
Copy !req
968. If you need any further information,
Copy !req
969. it's available online.
Thank you.
Copy !req
970. Fuck's sake.
Copy !req
971. - Hello?
Hi, is that Daniel?
Copy !req
972. Yes, it is. Hi.
Copy !req
973. Hi, Daniel, it's Harry Edwards here.
Copy !req
974. We spoke the other day at the garden centre...
Copy !req
975. - Oh, yeah, yeah.
- ... when you came down and handed your CV.
Copy !req
976. - How are you doing, mate? Are you all right?
- Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, thanks, yeah.
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977. Er, listen. I tell you what, mate,
I've been going through all the CVs
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978. I've had handed over the last couple of weeks.
Copy !req
979. And I really like the look of yours.
Copy !req
980. Erm, you've got the experience
I'm looking for.
Copy !req
981. I was wondering if you could possibly, er,
pop by tomorrow and that for an interview?
Copy !req
982. Oh... I'm really sorry, er, Mr Edwards,
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983. but, you know, er, my doctor's told
us I cannae come back to work yet.
Copy !req
984. So you're not actually
looking for work, then?
Copy !req
985. Well, it's hard to explain, you know.
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986. So, well, what's the point
of handing in your CV
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987. if you're not looking for work?
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988. Well it's the only way
I can get me benefits, you know?
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989. "Benefits"? So you prefer to be on
benefits than do a day's graft?
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990. You know, I thought you were
a genuine bloke.
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991. You know, I've spent a lot of time
going through them all.
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992. I've... I was gonna put some graft your way.
Copy !req
993. You've just wasted my time completely.
Why don't you just sod right off!
Copy !req
994. - Listen, that's not...
Copy !req
995. - That's your change and your receipt.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
996. - Thank you very much. Have a good day.
- Bye.
Copy !req
997. - Bye.
- Thank you, bye.
Copy !req
998. Excuse me, madam.
I think you've been shoplifting.
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999. Would you like to come with me to
the manager's office and we can sort it out?
Copy !req
1000. I haven't been shoplifting.
Copy !req
1001. Okay, you have, and I've seen you.
So if you'd like to come with me...
Copy !req
1002. No, I've got a receipt. I've got, I've just,
Copy !req
1003. - the lady there's just served me.
- Okay, and if everything on your receipt
Copy !req
1004. is all you've got on you,
then there's no problem.
Copy !req
1005. If you'd just like to come this way
to the manager's office.
Copy !req
1006. No, I'm not going to the manager's office.
Copy !req
1007. You just stood there and watched
her serve me, I've got a receipt.
Copy !req
1008. I can lock the door and call the police.
Copy !req
1009. You're talking about locking the
door and calling the police.
Copy !req
1010. Would you like to come with me
to the manager's office?
Copy !req
1011. No, because I've just, you've
just watched me...
Copy !req
1012. Okay, and we'll sort that out.
Copy !req
1013. Okay, and if everything
on the receipt's in your bags,
Copy !req
1014. - then there's no problem.
- You don't need to shout at me.
Copy !req
1015. Okay, if you'd like to come this way.
Copy !req
1016. She's just, you've just stood
there and watched it...
Copy !req
1017. - Okay, then we'll sort it out.
- ... and serve me with, didn't you?
Copy !req
1018. And she's given me a receipt.
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1019. Just this way.
Copy !req
1020. Ivan, I'll take it from here.
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1021. What's your name, love?
Copy !req
1022. Katie.
- Katie?
Copy !req
1023. - Katie Morgan.
- Katie Morgan.
Copy !req
1024. I'm really sorry.
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1025. I haven't done anything like this before.
I've paid for these.
Copy !req
1026. What are you gonna do?
Copy !req
1027. Katie.
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1028. It's between me and you...
Copy !req
1029. It's got nowt to do with the store. All right?
Copy !req
1030. They're paid for.
Copy !req
1031. Get yoursel' away.
Copy !req
1032. Thank you.
Copy !req
1033. Hey, hang on a second.
Hey, hang on...
Copy !req
1034. - I'm sorry about that, I am.
Copy !req
1035. Can I get a quiet word?
Copy !req
1036. Look, if you're in trouble and you
need money, I can help, okay?
Copy !req
1037. Look, a nice girl like you,
I can definitely help.
Copy !req
1038. That's my number.
My name's Ivan, okay?
Copy !req
1039. Ring me any time, all right?
Copy !req
1040. Okay?
Copy !req
1041. Come and have a look at this.
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1042. That is a miracle.
Copy !req
1043. He's been sat there for about 15 minutes.
Copy !req
1044. What's this, Dan?
Copy !req
1045. It's a cassette.
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1046. What's a cassette?
Copy !req
1047. Plays music. Come here, I'll show you.
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1048. All right.
Copy !req
1049. You pop that in there.
Oh, no, you gotta take it out the case first.
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1050. It'll not play like that.
Copy !req
1051. Right, you put that in there like that. Yeah?
Copy !req
1052. And press that button there.
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1053. Bit more. Harder.
Copy !req
1054. That's it.
Copy !req
1055. It was Molly's.
Copy !req
1056. She recorded it off the radio.
Copy !req
1057. Shipping forecast.
Copy !req
1058. It's on late at night.
Copy !req
1059. Sailing By.
D'you like that tune?
Copy !req
1060. - Yeah.
- Yeah, Molly loved it.
Copy !req
1061. It's nice, isn't it?
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1062. So how'd the interview go?
Copy !req
1063. Oh, nothing's working out
with the school times at the minute.
Copy !req
1064. So I went to, erm, some of the agencies
and put my name down on the waiting list,
Copy !req
1065. cos I could do cleaning in the morning.
Copy !req
1066. Went to some hotels.
Went round all the cafes.
Copy !req
1067. Must have walked for bloody miles.
Copy !req
1068. Well, I can pick the kids
up for you, you know.
Copy !req
1069. Till I start work again.
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1070. Dan. The answer is "coconuts".
Copy !req
1071. Correct.
Copy !req
1072. What's he talking about, "coconuts"?
Copy !req
1073. Ah, shall we tell your mum?
Copy !req
1074. - Go on.
- When I was bouncing my ball on the stairs.
Copy !req
1075. What stairs?
The stairs in our house.
Copy !req
1076. Yeah.
- Dan asked me a question.
Copy !req
1077. What, what question did he ask ya?
Copy !req
1078. "What kills people more?
Copy !req
1079. - "Coconuts or sharks?"
Mmm-hmm.
Copy !req
1080. And I said coconuts.
Copy !req
1081. And you got it right?
Copy !req
1082. - Is that right?
Yeah, he's right.
Copy !req
1083. Is that Molly?
Copy !req
1084. Yeah. Yeah, that's Molly, yeah.
Copy !req
1085. Let's see that, Dais.
Copy !req
1086. Show me that one.
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1087. "Molly." Like the name.
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1088. What was she like?
Copy !req
1089. She was special.
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1090. Yeah, she was special, Daisy.
Copy !req
1091. Not easy.
Copy !req
1092. She was up one minute, down the next.
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1093. Smart and funny. Huh.
Copy !req
1094. Ah, that lass made me laugh.
Copy !req
1095. Kind.
Copy !req
1096. She had a big, big heart.
Copy !req
1097. But...
Copy !req
1098. She said her head
was like the ocean.
Copy !req
1099. Dead still, then wild.
Copy !req
1100. Never knew where she'd end up next.
Copy !req
1101. I mean, the music helped that.
Copy !req
1102. But then she'd hit the rocks.
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1103. "Where'll we sail to tonight, Dan?"
Copy !req
1104. That was our little joke.
Copy !req
1105. Her last words to me were,
Copy !req
1106. "I wanna sail away, Dan,
with the wind at me back.
Copy !req
1107. "That's all I need, Dan."
Copy !req
1108. Do you have any children?
Copy !req
1109. I'd have loved that, Daisy. No.
Copy !req
1110. - Do you miss her?
- Dais.
Copy !req
1111. It's okay.
Copy !req
1112. She was crazy.
Copy !req
1113. Hard work.
Copy !req
1114. But I loved her to bits.
Copy !req
1115. I'm lost without her, really.
Copy !req
1116. - There you go, pet.
- Oh, thank you.
Copy !req
1117. That must have been hard for you, Dan.
Copy !req
1118. I mean, did you look after her
right till the end?
Copy !req
1119. Well, you know, I thought it'd be
a relief when she passed away.
Copy !req
1120. Cos it was difficult to go into work,
you know, when she was ill.
Copy !req
1121. And after you've been looking after
somebody for so long...
Copy !req
1122. It seems to take over your life, you know.
Copy !req
1123. - Yeah, and you forget your own.
- Huh.
Copy !req
1124. Well she was lucky to have you.
Copy !req
1125. Daisy's dad, I thought was
something really special.
Copy !req
1126. He turned out not to be.
Copy !req
1127. Me mum tried to warn me about it,
but I was 18, so I didn't listen.
Copy !req
1128. And then I did the same
thing with Dylan's dad.
Copy !req
1129. You're a young lass,
you got your whole life ahead of you.
Copy !req
1130. And when you get back
to those books, you'll be flying.
Copy !req
1131. Yeah, I can't look at 'em, Dan.
They really upset me.
Copy !req
1132. - You gotta keep a hold, you know.
- Mmm-hmm.
Copy !req
1133. You're doing your kids proud.
Copy !req
1134. I mean, we all need the wind
at our back every now and then.
Copy !req
1135. - Don't we?
- Mmm. Yeah.
Copy !req
1136. Well that's not good enough, Mr Blake.
Copy !req
1137. And how do I know you've actually
been in contact with all these employers?
Copy !req
1138. Well, I walked round the town.
I gave out me CV by hand.
Copy !req
1139. Well, prove it.
Copy !req
1140. - How?
- Well, did you get a receipt?
Copy !req
1141. Take a picture with your mobile?
Copy !req
1142. With this?
Copy !req
1143. I give you my word that's what I did.
Copy !req
1144. That's not good enough, Mr Blake.
Copy !req
1145. What about the Universal Job Match online?
Copy !req
1146. I went to the library,
there's my appointment card.
Copy !req
1147. Did my head in. And I tried my best.
Copy !req
1148. It's not good enough.
Copy !req
1149. Can I look at your CV?
Copy !req
1150. All right.
Copy !req
1151. Did you not learn anything
at the CV workshop?
Copy !req
1152. You'd be surprised.
Copy !req
1153. Not good enough, Sheila?
Copy !req
1154. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to refer you
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1155. to a decision maker for a possible
sanction for four weeks.
Copy !req
1156. Your payment will be frozen.
Copy !req
1157. You may be entitled
to Hardship Allowance if you apply.
Copy !req
1158. Do you understand?
Copy !req
1159. And if you are sanctioned, you must
continue to look for work and sign on.
Copy !req
1160. If you don't, you may be sanctioned again.
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1161. And it's likely to be for thirteen weeks
on the second occasion, and thereafter.
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1162. And likely to be the maximum
of up to three years.
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1163. Would you like me to write
you a referral to a food bank?
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1164. Dan, you're not leaving, are you?
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1165. Aye, I'm off to the Bahamas.
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1166. Nah, I'm just sick of the old stuff.
I need a change.
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1167. Are you okay, Dan?
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1168. I'm fine, son.
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1169. You don't look okay.
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1170. No, really, I'm fine.
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1171. You haven't given us a row
about leaving the rubbish out.
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1172. I'm okay, China, really.
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1173. If you need anything, Dan, let me know.
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1174. Absolutely anything.
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1175. I mean it, Dan, anything.
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1176. I know, son.
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1177. Twenty, forty, sixty, eighty, a hundred.
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1178. Twenty, forty, sixty, eighty, two hundred.
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1179. All right?
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1180. Aye, fair enough.
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1181. Anything else I can help you with?
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1182. No, that's it.
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1183. What about these?
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1184. Good quality hand tools.
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1185. Nae chance. I'll be ganning back
to work soon enough.
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1186. Well, the offer's there.
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1187. Now these look nice.
How much d'you want?
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1188. They're not for sale, mate.
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1189. Give us a ring if you change
your mind. See you now.
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1190. What are you doing?
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1191. Oh, you're freezing.
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1192. What's wrong?
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1193. Well, erm, the girls at school
are making fun of me.
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1194. They're what?
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1195. The girls at school
are making fun of me.
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1196. Why are they making fun of you?
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1197. My shoes fell apart.
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1198. Oh, did they?
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1199. But we glued them back together.
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1200. - Mmm.
- They fell apart again?
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1201. All right, we can get you
a new pair of shoes.
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1202. We don't have the money.
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1203. Don't you worry about that,
we can get you a new pair of shoes.
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1204. Okay.
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1205. One of the girls heard about
what happened at the food bank.
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1206. And they're saying
things to you about that, are they?
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1207. We'll get it sorted, don't you worry.
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1208. D'you wanna sleep here with me?
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1209. Yeah? All right, babe,
roll over then. Tuck in.
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1210. That's it. Roll right over. I'll tuck you in.
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1211. Good girl.
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1212. Hello?
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1213. Hello, is that Ivan?
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1214. It is, yeah. Who's that?
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1215. It's, it's Katie, the girl at the supermarket.
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1216. You gave me... You gave me
your phone number.
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1217. Okay, I remember you.
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1218. Yeah, I was, erm... I was ringing about
the work that you were talking about.
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1219. It's nice to meet you.
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1220. You don't need to be nervous
with me. I can see you're in pain.
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1221. You don't... You don't need to be, all right?
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1222. I'm gonna help you. Okay?
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1223. So, don't cry, right.
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1224. I don't want you to cry, I'm gonna help you.
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1225. I know the situation. Ivan's told us a little
bit about you and, you know,
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1226. and that's what I'm here for.
I am gonna help you.
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1227. Hey, ya.
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1228. All right?
- Yeah.
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1229. Did they, er, they go down all right?
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1230. Nae bother. Both fast asleep. How'd it go?
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1231. Yeah, it was good, it was good.
It was a, it was a single-parent meeting.
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1232. One of the mums came and spoke
to me afterwards, she was really nice.
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1233. Ah, there's some good
people round, yeah.
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1234. Yeah.
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1235. Make sure you take care
of yourself, Dan, won't ya?
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1236. Course I will.
- All right.
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1237. - See you soon.
- Good night.
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1238. - Give my love to the kids in the morning.
- I will do.
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1239. - Thank you.
'Night.
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1240. Dan, it's me. Erm, thank you
for coming round tonight.
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1241. Daisy woke up and she forgot to ask
you about her school project.
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1242. She's, erm, she's gotta interview
somebody about their work
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1243. and she wants to speak to you.
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1244. Oh, and they, they loved all your stories.
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1245. She said that Dylan was just
laughing and laughing.
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1246. It was lovely. Nearly made me cry
when she told me.
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1247. All right, I'll speak to you soon.
Sleep well. 'Night.
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1248. I've come to see the girl.
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1249. Okay. Come in.
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1250. Erm, do I pay you?
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1251. No, you pay the girl. It's that door there.
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1252. Right.
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1253. Oh, no, Dan.
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1254. Katie, you don't need to do this.
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1255. You shouldn't see me like this.
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1256. I'm sorry.
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1257. No, this, this is cut off. This is separate.
Can you... You need to get out.
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1258. Listen, I couldn't speak to you in the flat,
I need to speak to you now.
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1259. Dan, please, get out.
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1260. Oh, Katie, please,
I need to speak to you.
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1261. I just wanna speak to you. Katie!
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1262. Dan, please, just go.
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1263. Dan, please, I don't want you here!
Will you just go, please!
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1264. - I've built you a bookcase.
- What?
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1265. For your books.
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1266. Oh, Dan. Please, just go.
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1267. - Please, just go, I don't want you here.
- This is breaking my heart.
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1268. Dan, please, just leave me alone.
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1269. I've got 300 quid in my pocket.
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1270. I can buy the kids fresh fruit.
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1271. If you can't deal with it,
I can't see you any more.
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1272. Listen, I've gotta go back inside.
D'you understand?
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1273. I don't wanna speak to you any more.
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1274. And don't show me any more love.
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1275. Cos you're gonna break me, Dan.
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1276. I don't understand.
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1277. So what jobs have you actually applied for?
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1278. It's a monumental farce, isn't it?
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1279. You sitting there with your
friendly name tag on your chest, Ann,
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1280. opposite a sick man looking
for nonexistent jobs,
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1281. that I can't take anyway.
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1282. Wasting my time, employers' time, your time.
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1283. And all it does is humiliate me,
grind me down.
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1284. Or is that the point,
to get my name off those computers?
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1285. Well, I'm not doing it any more.
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1286. I've had enough.
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1287. I want my date for my appointment
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1288. for my appeal for Employment and Support.
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1289. Have you not had that yet?
- No.
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1290. Please listen to me, Dan.
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1291. It's a huge decision to come off JSA
without any other income coming in.
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1292. Look, it... It could be weeks before
your appeal comes through.
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1293. You see, there's no time limit
for a mandatory reconsideration.
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1294. I've got a time limit.
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1295. And you might not win.
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1296. Please, just keep signing on.
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1297. Get somebody to help you
with the online job searches.
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1298. Otherwise, you could lose everything.
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1299. Please don't do this.
I've seen it before.
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1300. Good people, honest people, on the street.
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1301. Thank you, Ann.
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1302. But when you lose your self-respect,
you're done for.
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1303. I'll be seeing you gentlemen later.
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1304. Oh, wait until security sees this.
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1305. What's going on here?
What are you fucking playing at?
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1306. - Aye-aye. You cannot touch us.
- Well that's clever, in't it?
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1307. It's me new art installation.
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1308. Eh? Certainly can, lads. Come on.
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1309. Look at this, you got all the technology.
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1310. - Look at this!
- I can't believe it.
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1311. I cannot believe it, man.
What have you done?
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1312. This is me new hobby.
Shall I put that on my CV?
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1313. Did you stop, even for a second,
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1314. to think about the consequences
of what you've done here?
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1315. All I know, mate,
is if I divvent get my appeal date,
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1316. I'll be here every day doing this.
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1317. Unbelievable. Every day?
- Every day.
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1318. Tell you what, Ben,
just phone the police. Okay.
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1319. I cannae... Listen, mate,
I cannot believe this now.
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1320. This is out of our hands.
We're gonna have to phone the cops, man.
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1321. Well, if youse had done your job
like you should have done,
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1322. I wouldn't have had to resort to this.
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1323. I cannot believe it. I cannot believe it.
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1324. Go on, lad, give him a hand.
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1325. - Yes!
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1326. Words of wisdom!
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1327. You're the man, wee man! Eh?
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1328. Fucking eh? Yeah!
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1329. Are youse out of work, mate?
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1330. Are you fucking...
Are you Daniel Blake?
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1331. I am Daniel Blake, yes.
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1332. Hey, this is Daniel Blake!
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1333. Fucking look at that. Yeah!
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1334. Yeah! Hey!
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1335. You look fucking freezing, pal.
Here, have my jacket.
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1336. - No, no.
- No, come on, man, have my fucking jacket.
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1337. - It's all right, son. Look after yoursel', eh?
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1338. Keep yoursel' warm like.
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1339. You're a gentleman.
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1340. So what's, what's your appeal all about?
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1341. Liar!
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1342. You're... You're under arrest
on suspicion of criminal damage.
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1343. Hey, a miscarriage of justice, eh.
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1344. Slow down. Whoa. Back off.
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1345. All right, all right, all right.
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1346. What the fuck's going on? Eh?
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1347. You should be arresting the wankers
who came up with sanctions. Eh?
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1348. That preachy baldy cunt.
What's his name?
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1349. Ian Duncan fucking what's-his-face.
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1350. Aye, and the posh dicks in their mansions
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1351. who came up with the fucking
bedroom tax for disabled...
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1352. Listen, youse are all gonna
be out of a fucking job anyway.
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1353. Privatizing you, eh?
All the fucking Tories, man.
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1354. Aye, members
of the fucking big club, eh.
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1355. Fucking posh Eton twats.
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1356. Sir Daniel fucking Blake, pal!
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1357. Hey, should be a statue
made for you, pal.
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1358. Fucking Sir Daniel Blake!
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1359. Yer a fucking beauty!
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1360. Yay!
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1361. So, what happens now?
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1362. Right, this is a copy of the caution sheet.
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1363. Because you fully admitted the offences
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1364. and you've been of good
character in the past,
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1365. we're cautioning you for the offence
of criminal damage,
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1366. under Section Five of the Public Order Act.
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1367. But please remember
that these can come back
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1368. and haunt you if you re-offend.
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1369. So try to keep yourself out of trouble.
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1370. Aye.
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1371. See him out, please.
This way, Mr Blake.
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1372. Dan. Dan!
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1373. Come, I need to talk to you.
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1374. We called you loads of times.
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1375. Dan!
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1376. Mum's been so sad lately.
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1377. Why don't you speak to her?
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1378. Don't you have credit on the phone?
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1379. I see you.
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1380. We understand what happened to your heart.
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1381. Mum spoke to one of your neighbours.
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1382. We didn't know about it.
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1383. It's cold out here.
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1384. I'm freezing.
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1385. Please, Daisy, I'm not feeling very well.
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1386. I made you some couscous.
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1387. And Dylan sent you his lollipop.
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1388. He's really missing you, too.
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1389. Just go, Daisy, please.
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1390. Can I ask you one question, Dan?
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1391. Did you help us?
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1392. Suppose so.
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1393. So why can't I help you?
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1394. I'm sorry.
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1395. I'm sorry, Daisy.
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1396. I'm really sorry.
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1397. You know, I'm not usually a nervous person,
Katie, but I'm nervous about this.
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1398. It's only natural, Dan.
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1399. I just want it done, you know?
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1400. Yeah. Well, you're prepared.
You got all your papers.
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1401. You've got a good,
good person representing you.
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1402. And then when you're done,
you can come, come to dinner to celebrate.
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1403. The kids are really looking
forward to seeing you.
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1404. Hi, er, Daniel Blake. I've come for my appeal
for the reinstatement of my...
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1405. Employment and Support Allowance.
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1406. - Daniel, hi. Hello. Are you all right?
- Hello.
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1407. - Hi, I'm Katie. I'm a friend of Daniel's.
- Hi.
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1408. - You're here for support, yeah?
- Yeah.
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1409. Daniel, your appeal will be heard by
a legally qualified chairperson and a doctor.
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1410. - Aye, fingers crossed.
- Yeah...
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1411. If I lose this appeal, I'm out on the streets.
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1412. Well, we've got some updated
reports here from your GP,
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1413. your own consultant and your
physiotherapist.
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1414. And they're all furious.
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1415. You're gonna win this, Dan.
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1416. I do this every week.
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1417. - I bet me life on it.
- I told ya.
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1418. Just be yourself,
answer the questions and relax.
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1419. I'm really confident.
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1420. D'you have any questions?
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1421. Well, I've got one or two things
I'd like to get off me chest.
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1422. - But will they listen?
- It's the least they can do.
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1423. And can I go in with him?
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1424. I'll certainly ask.
Would you like her to?
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1425. - Yeah. Definitely, yeah.
- Yeah?
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1426. Okay, I'll certainly ask. No problem at all.
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1427. All right. Thank you.
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1428. My pleasure.
I'll just go and see what the score is.
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1429. - Yeah.
- Sounds good, don't it?
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1430. Look at them.
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1431. It's funny, they've got my life in their hands.
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1432. Thanks, Katie, for coming.
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1433. Thank you for asking me.
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1434. - You stubborn old bastard.
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1435. I think I'll go
and freshen up, yeah?
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1436. All right.
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1437. Can somebody, er,
phone an ambulance, please? 9-9-9.
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1438. There's a guy collapsed in the toilet.
He's flat out.
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1439. Phone 9-9-9. Somebody, please.
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1440. Dan!
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1441. No! Dan!
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1442. Just had a heart attack.
Yeah, two breaths, please.
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1443. Oh, Dan!
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1444. - Just the two breaths...
- Is he breathing?
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1445. Oh, Dan.
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1446. Listen, we're trying to help
him as much as we can.
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1447. No, no, no, please keep going,
please keep going. Don't stop.
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1448. I'm afraid we've lost him.
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1449. No, don't say that,
please don't say that. No.
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1450. - No, please!
- I'm so sorry.
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1451. I'm sorry.
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1452. - Please...
- Where's the ambulance now?
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1453. - Please.
- No response at all.
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1454. Please. Please try again.
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1455. Erm...
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1456. They call this a "pauper's funeral"
because it's the cheapest slot, at 9:00.
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1457. But Dan wasn't a pauper to us.
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1458. He gave us things that money can't buy.
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1459. When he died, I found this on him.
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1460. He always used to write in pencil.
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1461. Erm...
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1462. And he wanted to read it at his appeal
but he never got the chance to.
Copy !req
1463. And I swear that this lovely man,
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1464. had so much more to give,
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1465. and that the State drove him
to an early grave.
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1466. And this is what he wrote.
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1467. "I am not a client, a customer,
nor a service user.
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1468. "I am not a shirker, a scrounger,
a beggar, nor a thief.
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1469. "I'm not a National Insurance Number
or blip on a screen.
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1470. "I paid my dues, never a penny short,
and proud to do so.
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1471. "I don't tug the forelock, but look my
neighbour in the eye and help him if I can.
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1472. "I don't accept or seek charity.
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1473. "My name is Daniel Blake.
I am a man, not a dog.
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1474. "As such, I demand my rights.
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1475. "I demand you treat me with respect.
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1476. "I, Daniel Blake, am a citizen,
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1477. "nothing more and nothing less."
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1478. Thank you.
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