1. Oopsie.Copy !req
2. Decaf double tall
nonfat capp for Bruce.Copy !req
3. You got it, buddy.Copy !req
4. That's a wonderful choice,
Bruce.Copy !req
5. - Thank you, Sam. Take care.
- It certainly is.Copy !req
6. One Caramel Macchiato.
It's very hot.Copy !req
7. Good morning.Copy !req
8. Vanilla grande no-foam latte.Copy !req
9. That's a wonderful choice.Copy !req
10. - Thanks, Sam.
- Yeah.Copy !req
11. Hey, Sam. They called.
It's time for you to go.Copy !req
12. Oh, yeah, it's time.Copy !req
13. It's time, buddy.Copy !req
14. It's time for me to go now.Copy !req
15. It's time for me to go now,
George!Copy !req
16. Good luck.Copy !req
17. It's time.Copy !req
18. It's time now.Copy !req
19. Hurry up. The first floor
is two more floors.Copy !req
20. Hurry up.Copy !req
21. The second floor—
one more floor.Copy !req
22. I have to go to Room 324
on the third floor.Copy !req
23. Rebecca!Copy !req
24. You the one responsible
for this?Copy !req
25. I'm sorry.Copy !req
26. Too late for sorries.
Get over here and hold her hand.Copy !req
27. Are you OK?Copy !req
28. Got a live one, Gert.Copy !req
29. Good. Come on.
Focus and breathe.Copy !req
30. This is it.Copy !req
31. This is it.Copy !req
32. This is it.Copy !req
33. And it's a girl!Copy !req
34. It's OK.Copy !req
35. What's her name?Copy !req
36. Lucy in the sky with diamonds.Copy !req
37. Lucy Diamond Dawson.Copy !req
38. You're my daughter.
I'm your father.Copy !req
39. Get them to make the bus stay.
They're leaving.Copy !req
40. - I'll get them.
- They're leaving.Copy !req
41. Excuse me.
Hang on one second, please.Copy !req
42. Becca!Copy !req
43. Becca! The bus is going!Copy !req
44. Uh-oh.Copy !req
45. Didn't you just go to sleep?Copy !req
46. Let me see.Copy !req
47. OK.Copy !req
48. Lucy, you look beautiful
this morning.Copy !req
49. You look very beautiful.Copy !req
50. Look at that, Lucy. Nose.Copy !req
51. OK. Yeah, I—Copy !req
52. Oopsie.Copy !req
53. What the hell are you
doing to that baby?Copy !req
54. What's the matter
with the baby, Sam?Copy !req
55. Everything
is just so tiny, tiny.Copy !req
56. Will you come over here
and help me?Copy !req
57. You know I can't do that.
What does her mother say?Copy !req
58. Her mother said,
"This isn't my life...Copy !req
59. "and I didn't want
a baby with you.Copy !req
60. "I just needed
a place to sleep."Copy !req
61. What if the baby's sick?Copy !req
62. Bring her over here.Copy !req
63. Sam, babies need food
every two hours.Copy !req
64. Sorry.
I'm sorry, Lucy in the sky.Copy !req
65. You know...Copy !req
66. critics and fools said that
that song...Copy !req
67. had some mysterious meaning,
but John always said...Copy !req
68. it came from a picture
his son Julian drew...Copy !req
69. of his friend Lucy O'Connell.Copy !req
70. So I made a good choice?Copy !req
71. You made
an excellent choice, Sam.Copy !req
72. Now, what time does
this little diamond wake up?Copy !req
73. What time does
this little diamond wake up?Copy !req
74. She wakes up all the time.Copy !req
75. Let's just assume
she wakes up at 6:00.Copy !req
76. Keep your TV on Nickelodeon.Copy !req
77. I want you to feed her first...Copy !req
78. when "Hogan's Heroes"
comes on.Copy !req
79. And then again.
Wait until "I Dream of Jeannie."Copy !req
80. And then, feed her
when "I Love Lucy" comes on.Copy !req
81. We have to be quiet.Copy !req
82. I've seen nothing.
I know nothing!Copy !req
83. Such a nice man for an officer.Copy !req
84. What are you doing?Copy !req
85. I'm just getting Lucy asleep...Copy !req
86. and you're making noise
and everything.Copy !req
87. - Oh, sorry.
- We're here for video night.Copy !req
88. Eight years every Thursday
video night, and you forgot?Copy !req
89. I'm sorry.Copy !req
90. It's always every first Thursday
of every month...Copy !req
91. video night at Sam's house.
And I forgot.Copy !req
92. Yeah, and I forgot.Copy !req
93. Becca's gone.
"Gone with the Wind."Copy !req
94. 1939,
directed by Victor Fleming.Copy !req
95. That was a very sad movie.Copy !req
96. Here we go.
Everything changes now.Copy !req
97. Soon you'll forget about
Wednesday night at IHOP:Copy !req
98. and then Friday night
at karaoke...Copy !req
99. and I got hit by a car today.Copy !req
100. You did?Copy !req
101. It was probably that guy
from the V.A.Copy !req
102. Did you bring
"Kramer vs. Kramer"?Copy !req
103. I see what's happening here.
I see.Copy !req
104. So this is all my fault now.Copy !req
105. Don't tell me you forgot again.Copy !req
106. I broke a date with
a daydream to come here.Copy !req
107. It's your mother.Copy !req
108. Hi, Robert. Hello, boys.
It's me, Estelle.Copy !req
109. Ma, I told you.
Video night's over at 9:00.Copy !req
110. It's only 6:30.Copy !req
111. Well, I guess
I'll just wait downstairs.Copy !req
112. Sure there isn't anything
I can get you?Copy !req
113. No, Ma. You can wait downstairs.
That's fine.Copy !req
114. OK. See you later, Rob.Copy !req
115. Bye, Estelle.Copy !req
116. What a pretty baby.
Hi, little baby.Copy !req
117. - Doesn't she look smart?
- She does.Copy !req
118. She looks smart.Copy !req
119. That baby looks so darn smart.Copy !req
120. It's amazing how smart she is.Copy !req
121. She's very smart.Copy !req
122. She really does.
I think she's really beautiful.Copy !req
123. Of course she looks smart.Copy !req
124. She's already reading the paper.Copy !req
125. Double Macchiato,
low fat, low foam.Copy !req
126. That's a wonderful choice.Copy !req
127. Oh, my God!Copy !req
128. An ice cube went down—Copy !req
129. Thank you. Oh, my God.Copy !req
130. Can I get another drink, please?Copy !req
131. Iced cappuccino.
That's a wonderful choice.Copy !req
132. - Thank you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
133. Annie, I can't take her
to work anymore...Copy !req
134. because she's too big now.Copy !req
135. - Annie.
- That was her first word.Copy !req
136. - Annie.
- See?Copy !req
137. People worry you're not smart.Copy !req
138. Papa.Copy !req
139. Yes. Oh, you smell so good.Copy !req
140. You can tell a lot about people
by the way they smell.Copy !req
141. Daddy, why does the snow flake?Copy !req
142. Because snow—
because snow flakes.Copy !req
143. Daddy, what is mustard made of?Copy !req
144. Because it's yellow ketchup.Copy !req
145. Daddy, why are men bald?Copy !req
146. Sometimes they're bald
because their head is shiny...Copy !req
147. and they don't have hair on it.Copy !req
148. So their head
is just more of their face.Copy !req
149. Daddy,
are ladybugs only girls...Copy !req
150. or are there boys, too?Copy !req
151. And if there are,
what are they called?Copy !req
152. Yeah, the Beatles.Copy !req
153. Daddy, where does the sky end?Copy !req
154. Why does the moon
follow me home?Copy !req
155. Why is the sun orange?Copy !req
156. Where does the hour go
in Daylight Savings?Copy !req
157. Daddy, do I look more
like you or Mommy?Copy !req
158. Daddy...Copy !req
159. Do you think
she'll ever come back?Copy !req
160. Paul McCartney lost
his mother when he was little.Copy !req
161. And John Lennon lost his mother
when he was little.Copy !req
162. Annie says that sometimes
God picks the special people.Copy !req
163. That's what Annie says.Copy !req
164. Daddy, did God mean for you
to be like this...Copy !req
165. or was it an accident?Copy !req
166. What do you mean?Copy !req
167. I mean you're different.Copy !req
168. But what do you mean?Copy !req
169. You're not like other daddies.Copy !req
170. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
171. Yeah, I'm sorry.Copy !req
172. It's OK, Daddy.Copy !req
173. Don't be sorry. I'm lucky.Copy !req
174. Nobody else's daddy
ever comes to the park.Copy !req
175. Yeah, we are lucky.
Aren't we lucky?Copy !req
176. Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity.Copy !req
177. Sunnyside up, not too runny.
two sausage links.Copy !req
178. French pancakes
instead of buttermilk.Copy !req
179. Fruit topping on the side.Copy !req
180. The Funny Face special.Copy !req
181. I think it's funny when
you say "Funny Face special."Copy !req
182. French, not buttermilk.
Fruit topping on the side.Copy !req
183. Not on top.Copy !req
184. You're getting a funny face.Copy !req
185. That's a wonderful choice.
Thank you, Grace.Copy !req
186. Thank you
very, very, very, very much.Copy !req
187. You got it, Sam.Copy !req
188. Is that too big?Copy !req
189. I think that's a little too big.Copy !req
190. You need a pair of
good, sturdy school shoes.Copy !req
191. These are sturdy.Copy !req
192. The arches
are very important.Copy !req
193. No. Sturdy is boring, Sam.Copy !req
194. These shoes light up, OK?Copy !req
195. These are really good shoes
for school.Copy !req
196. I know. I love them.Copy !req
197. I found the most perfect shoes.Copy !req
198. They look like the shoes
that Dorothy wore...Copy !req
199. played by Judy Garland
in "The Wizard of Oz"...Copy !req
200. 1939,
directed by Victor Fleming.Copy !req
201. These are pink.
These are also Velcro.Copy !req
202. They might have
a little arch in there, too.Copy !req
203. Sam, these are
probably too big...Copy !req
204. but I thought maybe
Lucy would like those.Copy !req
205. When we were at the zoo,
she liked the animal prints.Copy !req
206. But these are for adults.Copy !req
207. But when we went—
I don't know you.Copy !req
208. I don't know who you are.Copy !req
209. I like these, Daddy.Copy !req
210. She knows what she likes.
That's why she likes these.Copy !req
211. - Black goes with everything.
- How much are these?Copy !req
212. $16.19 with tax.Copy !req
213. Because I have $6.25.Copy !req
214. That's all you have?Copy !req
215. I didn't get my whole check
because I had to go...Copy !req
216. to the parent and teacher
meeting this week.Copy !req
217. I'm sorry. It's $16.19.Copy !req
218. I couldn't go to work
all day that day.Copy !req
219. It's OK, Sam, because
I have $3.00 to contribute.Copy !req
220. Sam, I've only got
two plus two...Copy !req
221. but I need one for stamps,
so 1... 2... 3.Copy !req
222. Joe's got $1.50.Copy !req
223. Yeah. So, is that enough?Copy !req
224. If there's a God.
I'll count it.Copy !req
225. Do we get a balloon with these?Copy !req
226. All of us, or just her?Copy !req
227. "And I will eat them
here and there.Copy !req
228. "I will eat them anywhere."Copy !req
229. "I do so like
green eggs and ham.Copy !req
230. "Thank you, thank you,
Sam I am."Copy !req
231. One more time?Copy !req
232. - Yeah.
- OK.Copy !req
233. "Green Eggs and Ham"
by Dr. Seuss.Copy !req
234. "I will eat them with a mouse.Copy !req
235. "And I will eat them
here and there.Copy !req
236. "Say, I will
eat them anywhere.Copy !req
237. "I do so like
green eggs and ham.Copy !req
238. "Thank you, thank you,
Sam I am."Copy !req
239. One more time?Copy !req
240. Daddy, it's my first day
of school tomorrow.Copy !req
241. I don't want to be too sleepy.Copy !req
242. Everybody says Bob's Big Boy
has the best hamburgers.Copy !req
243. Can we go there Wednesday
instead of IHOP?Copy !req
244. But Wednesday is IHOP:Copy !req
245. Just one time?Copy !req
246. Yeah, but Wednesday is IHOP:Copy !req
247. Can I read just the beginning?Copy !req
248. Just the beginning.Copy !req
249. "Green Eggs and Ham"
by Dr. Seuss.Copy !req
250. There are four stages
of a butterfly's life.Copy !req
251. The first three stages are
from egg to larva to cocoon.Copy !req
252. Last...Copy !req
253. They're hard to remember
because there's so many stages.Copy !req
254. It's hard to remember.Copy !req
255. 33 days. It lasts 33 days.Copy !req
256. Spiders and insects
are members of the ants—Copy !req
257. ants—anthro—Copy !req
258. Conner. Anthropod class.Copy !req
259. Anthropod class.Copy !req
260. However, spiders and insects
are very different.Copy !req
261. - Spiders have six legs—
- Eight legs.Copy !req
262. Eight legs and two body parts,
and they're called...Copy !req
263. Conner. What are you doing?
You know this stuff.Copy !req
264. - No, I don't.
- You do know it.Copy !req
265. You wrote that part,
remember?Copy !req
266. I wanted to do potato bugs
anyway. Oh, forget it.Copy !req
267. I think he can make
that boy feel better.Copy !req
268. Sorry, Mr. Egg.Copy !req
269. What's wrong with your father?Copy !req
270. Why's he acts like a retard?Copy !req
271. He is.Copy !req
272. - Are you?
- No.Copy !req
273. - Are you sure?
- Yeah.Copy !req
274. How do you know?Copy !req
275. He told me.Copy !req
276. He's a retard.Copy !req
277. Well, it takes one to know one.Copy !req
278. It's wonderful to have you
for company tonight.Copy !req
279. Isn't it wonderful to have
Conner for company, Lucy?Copy !req
280. Yeah. "Sorry, Mr. Egg."Copy !req
281. "They per..."Copy !req
282. "They perched in...Copy !req
283. "Si—Copy !req
284. silen—"Copy !req
285. Silence.Copy !req
286. Yeah. Silence.Copy !req
287. "They perched in silence
for a long time."Copy !req
288. Your teacher gave you
a really hard book this time.Copy !req
289. That's really
a hard book to read.Copy !req
290. "How can we be so..."Copy !req
291. Differ—Copy !req
292. Different.Copy !req
293. Oh, yeah. OK.Copy !req
294. "How can we be so different
and feel so much alike?"Copy !req
295. I don't like that book.Copy !req
296. Let's read
"Green Eggs and Ham."Copy !req
297. Yeah! OK.Copy !req
298. "Green Eggs and Ham"
by Dr. Seuss.Copy !req
299. "Green Eggs and Ham"
by Dr. Seuss.Copy !req
300. "I am Sam."Copy !req
301. Hey, you.Copy !req
302. Hey, handsome.Copy !req
303. "Premature baby
claims he's Cupid.Copy !req
304. "Has arrow to prove it."
You believe that?Copy !req
305. But if he has the arrow,
that's the only thing.Copy !req
306. You got a good point.Copy !req
307. This is the lnternational
House of Pancakes quiz.Copy !req
308. And Lucy found the word "beet."Copy !req
309. I want to surprise her
and find the word "carrot"...Copy !req
310. but it's hiding.Copy !req
311. Carrot!Copy !req
312. - Where?
- C-a-r-r—carrot.Copy !req
313. Carrot. It's right there.Copy !req
314. And you're smart.
You would be a good mother.Copy !req
315. Do you tell good stories?Copy !req
316. - I got stories up the wazoo.
- Really?Copy !req
317. You come with me and relax...Copy !req
318. and I'll tell you
some nice stories.Copy !req
319. Lily, what did I tell you
about selling on my beat?Copy !req
320. Put it down on the table.Copy !req
321. It's the lnternational
House of Pancakes quiz.Copy !req
322. Put your hands behind your head.Copy !req
323. What did I—Copy !req
324. Do you have any weapons on you?Copy !req
325. He touched me
on my private place.Copy !req
326. At such a time as this,
Annie's the boss.Copy !req
327. First time in 19 years
I actually believe a guy...Copy !req
328. when he says he didn't know
she was a hooker.Copy !req
329. You say that like
it's a good thing.Copy !req
330. Did you brush your teeth?Copy !req
331. They don't sound
like they were brushed.Copy !req
332. She forgot to brush her teeth.Copy !req
333. Let him go.Copy !req
334. Says he never spent
the night away from his kid.Copy !req
335. Trouble. Oh, boy,
I'm really in trouble.Copy !req
336. Are you in trouble, too?Copy !req
337. Are you in trouble, too?Copy !req
338. Yeah, I'm in trouble, too.Copy !req
339. It gives us great insight
into what she must be feeling.Copy !req
340. Mr. Dawson,
it's becoming clear...Copy !req
341. that she's holding herself
back in the classroom.Copy !req
342. It's as if she's literally
afraid to learn.Copy !req
343. No one doubts
that you love your daughter.Copy !req
344. But the Department
of Child and Family Services...Copy !req
345. contacted us.Copy !req
346. They shared with us
that your records show...Copy !req
347. that your
intellectual capacity...Copy !req
348. is around that of a 7-year-old.Copy !req
349. Our concern is what happens
when Lucy turns 8.Copy !req
350. Mr. Dawson,
do you understand...Copy !req
351. what Ms. Wright is trying
to tell you about Lucy?Copy !req
352. John wanted to try new things.Copy !req
353. And it wasn't Yoko's fault.Copy !req
354. No, it wasn't Yoko's fault.Copy !req
355. Annie says you can hear it
on The White Album.Copy !req
356. Because John wanted
to try new things.Copy !req
357. "They perched in silence.
How can we be so diff—"Copy !req
358. Diff... diff—
I don't know that word.Copy !req
359. Yes, you do. That's the word
that starts with a "D."Copy !req
360. I'm tired.Copy !req
361. I don't believe you.Copy !req
362. Are you calling me a liar?Copy !req
363. Yes. I think
you have to read the word.Copy !req
364. No.Copy !req
365. Yeah, you have to read
that word.Copy !req
366. No.Copy !req
367. Yeah. Here it is.Copy !req
368. There's the picture
where they're all perched.Copy !req
369. - Now read the word.
- No!Copy !req
370. I won't read the word!Copy !req
371. I'm your father...Copy !req
372. and I'm telling you
to read the word.Copy !req
373. I can tell you to
because I'm your father.Copy !req
374. I'm stupid.Copy !req
375. - You are not stupid.
- Yes, I am.Copy !req
376. You are not stupid,
because you can read that word.Copy !req
377. I don't want to read it
if you can't.Copy !req
378. No, because it makes me happy.Copy !req
379. It makes me happy
hearing you read.Copy !req
380. Yeah. It makes me happy
when you're reading.Copy !req
381. "They perched in silence
for a long time.Copy !req
382. 'How can we be so different...Copy !req
383. and feel so much alike?'
mused Flitter.Copy !req
384. 'How can we feel
so different...Copy !req
385. and be so much alike?'
wondered Pip.Copy !req
386. 'I think
this is quite a mystery."'Copy !req
387. Keep going.Copy !req
388. They have Oreo
ice cream mud pie.Copy !req
389. This is so great.Copy !req
390. Yeah, this is so great.Copy !req
391. And the menu says...Copy !req
392. you can have your
favorite breakfast all day.Copy !req
393. That's so great, too, you know.Copy !req
394. Because you wanted
to come to a new place...Copy !req
395. so we came
to a different place.Copy !req
396. Hey, guys.
Can I get you coffee?Copy !req
397. No, I don't drink coffee.Copy !req
398. OK. What can I get you guys?Copy !req
399. I'd like the Super Big Boy
with a root beer float, please.Copy !req
400. OK. What about you?Copy !req
401. I would like to have
two eggs, sunnyside up.Copy !req
402. But not runny, OK?Copy !req
403. Not runny.Copy !req
404. And then I would like
to have French pancakes...Copy !req
405. with the fruit topping
on the side.Copy !req
406. We don't have French pancakes.Copy !req
407. We have French toast.Copy !req
408. No, I don't want French toast.Copy !req
409. I want French pancakes,
like at IHOP:Copy !req
410. Just the same kind
like they have at IHOP:Copy !req
411. That's what my favorite
breakfast is, OK?Copy !req
412. They're those thin pancakes.Copy !req
413. The crepe pancakes?Copy !req
414. I don't even want crepes.Copy !req
415. I want to have
French pancakes...Copy !req
416. with the fruit topping
on the side.Copy !req
417. That's what
I want to have, please.Copy !req
418. Thank you.Copy !req
419. We don't have that, though, sir.Copy !req
420. Do you want
regular pancakes and jam—Copy !req
421. I don't want something else!
Why did you ask me that?Copy !req
422. I'll see.
Maybe they have something—Copy !req
423. - Yeah, ask Bob!
- OK.Copy !req
424. Ask Bob's Big Boy.Copy !req
425. Because the customer's
always right.Copy !req
426. I understand that—Copy !req
427. The customer's always right.Copy !req
428. Because when Lucy comes
through the door...Copy !req
429. everybody says, "surprise!"Copy !req
430. You gotta stop bouncing
for a second.Copy !req
431. You'll say, "surprise!"Copy !req
432. Can we keep bouncing?Copy !req
433. You'll have to come down.Copy !req
434. After Lucy gets here
and we say, "surprise."Copy !req
435. So you have to assume
surprise position.Copy !req
436. Should we rehearse it
one more time?Copy !req
437. Assume the surprise position.Copy !req
438. Annie was supposed to warn us.Copy !req
439. Brad, hit the light.Copy !req
440. Surprise!Copy !req
441. It's not her.Copy !req
442. Hi. I don't know
if you remember me.Copy !req
443. I'm Margaret Calgrove...Copy !req
444. Department of
Child and Family Services.Copy !req
445. We met at the police station.Copy !req
446. Put the present there.Copy !req
447. You have to hurry,
because Lucy's coming.Copy !req
448. Come on, hide with us.Copy !req
449. Come on, over here.Copy !req
450. Annie said Lucy's coming up
the stairs right now.Copy !req
451. So you have to assume
the surprise position.Copy !req
452. I bet she already knows.Copy !req
453. Why are you being
a party pooper?Copy !req
454. She's coming now.Copy !req
455. You have to assume
the surprise position.Copy !req
456. Don't touch me.
I've got cooties!Copy !req
457. It's contagious!Copy !req
458. Hey, what are you doing?
Get your hands off him.Copy !req
459. What are you doing
touching my kid?Copy !req
460. - Surprise!
- Leave him alone!Copy !req
461. Happy birthday.Copy !req
462. Daddy?Copy !req
463. You don't
have to call him Daddy.Copy !req
464. She said you're not
her real father anyway.Copy !req
465. She said she was adopted.Copy !req
466. Lucy!Copy !req
467. Given the fact
that the father...Copy !req
468. was arrested
for solicitation...Copy !req
469. couldn't control
his emotions...Copy !req
470. endangering other children.Copy !req
471. No, you can't!
It's her birthday!Copy !req
472. Ms. Calgrove also cites...Copy !req
473. Mr. Dawson's mental delays
which raise serious questions...Copy !req
474. about his ability
to properly parent.Copy !req
475. Run!Copy !req
476. I find at this time...Copy !req
477. it's not in the best interest of
the child to remain in the home.Copy !req
478. And I order her detained...Copy !req
479. until a formal
jurisdictional hearing.Copy !req
480. Mr. Dawson.Copy !req
481. Is there anything
you'd like to add?Copy !req
482. I wanted to make it
a really special surprise party.Copy !req
483. So I went, and I got plates
at the Pic 'n' Save...Copy !req
484. in yellow and in pink—
Like a princess.Copy !req
485. And then I went
to the toy store...Copy !req
486. and I got balloons
with the helium in them.Copy !req
487. - Mr. Dawson?
- Yeah.Copy !req
488. It sounds like you gave her
such a lovely party.Copy !req
489. Yes, I'm sure it was.Copy !req
490. Right now, I want to talk to you
about your legal rights.Copy !req
491. OK. There's room
at this table...Copy !req
492. if anybody wants
to sit next to me.Copy !req
493. I just want to talk to you
about your legal rights...Copy !req
494. so if you have not already
retained legal counsel...Copy !req
495. the court will appoint
someone for you...Copy !req
496. to present your case
on January 5. OK?Copy !req
497. That's a month from now...Copy !req
498. so I come back here
in one month with Lucy.Copy !req
499. No, Mr. Dawson. You will have
monitored visits...Copy !req
500. two times a week
for two hours.Copy !req
501. And now we're moving on
to 4-D, Parker—Copy !req
502. What do you mean?Copy !req
503. You will see Lucy
two times a week for two hours.Copy !req
504. Why isn't Lucy
going home with me?Copy !req
505. I want her to go home with me.Copy !req
506. Not today.
Thank you, Mr. Dawson.Copy !req
507. 4-D. Parker vs. Van Wert.
Thank you.Copy !req
508. Of course the judge
picked the lawyer.Copy !req
509. For God's sake,
put it together.Copy !req
510. She's the one who took
Lucy away from you...Copy !req
511. so it's time that
you get your own lawyer now.Copy !req
512. You guys think I'm guilty?Copy !req
513. - No, Sam.
- You didn't kill anybody.Copy !req
514. I miss Lucy, Sam.Copy !req
515. Me, too.Copy !req
516. You need
a personal injury lawyer...Copy !req
517. because you have been
personally injured.Copy !req
518. When Dustin Hoffman
was trying to keep Billy...Copy !req
519. from going back
to Meryl Streep...Copy !req
520. his lawyer told him that
it would cost him $15,000...Copy !req
521. and that's if we win.Copy !req
522. - $15,000!
- And that's if we win.Copy !req
523. Don't worry about money, Sam.Copy !req
524. Get the best. Century City.
Here. Look at that.Copy !req
525. Let me show you
what it looks like.Copy !req
526. Rothman, Glenn,
Harrison, and Williams.Copy !req
527. This is one of the best ads
I've seen in the Yellow Pages.Copy !req
528. So maybe we're going to win.Copy !req
529. - We're gonna win.
- One of the best ads I've seen.Copy !req
530. With Rothman and Glenn
and Harrison and Williams...Copy !req
531. we're gonna win.Copy !req
532. Did Fred Kimble call?
I'm already 20 minutes late.Copy !req
533. What did Michelle Kresge say?
Was she defensive?Copy !req
534. That's ridiculous.Copy !req
535. What happened with my car?
Because it wasn't my fault.Copy !req
536. Oh, I know.Copy !req
537. This is Mr. Dawson.Copy !req
538. There was some confusion
with the temp last week—Copy !req
539. How do you do? I'm Sam.Copy !req
540. Mr. Dawson. It's a pleasure.Copy !req
541. Since somebody made a mistake...Copy !req
542. unfortunately
we only have a little time.Copy !req
543. Hold my calls
unless it's my kid.Copy !req
544. That's a wonderful choice.Copy !req
545. Can we get you something
to drink?Copy !req
546. Is it for free?Copy !req
547. - My treat.
- OK. Thank you.Copy !req
548. Yeah, I would like
a glass of milk.Copy !req
549. Did you get that, Patricia?Copy !req
550. Yes.Copy !req
551. And Lucy
had an ice cream cake...Copy !req
552. with pink flowers—
not white—Copy !req
553. and she likes
cherry vanilla because—Copy !req
554. If that's Jake Hiller,
put him through.Copy !req
555. Jake, no.Copy !req
556. So I got cherry—Copy !req
557. - Your son's on line two.
- Did you get that?Copy !req
558. Tell him to hold
for just one second.Copy !req
559. I have to go. The what?Copy !req
560. melted together as orange.Copy !req
561. No. Have a nice weekend.Copy !req
562. And Brad wanted
a princess on top...Copy !req
563. with little pink shoes.Copy !req
564. I think there's a—Copy !req
565. I think your son's on line two.Copy !req
566. Oh, my God. Willy?Copy !req
567. Patricia, get Willy back.Copy !req
568. Well, keep trying.Copy !req
569. Mr. Dawson, quite bluntly,
you can't afford to hire me.Copy !req
570. Yeah, because I make
$8.00 an hour at Starbucks.Copy !req
571. Per hour. It's an hourly rate.Copy !req
572. I could pay you per hour.Copy !req
573. Mr. Dawson, I'm sorry,
but I have—Copy !req
574. I have to be in court in
eight minutes with the Kresges.Copy !req
575. But good luck to you.
Don't give up.Copy !req
576. I'm not giving up.
Where am I going?Copy !req
577. I can show you out.Copy !req
578. Patricia, where are my keys?Copy !req
579. This is her
on her first birthday.Copy !req
580. December 6.
That's her birthday.Copy !req
581. And this is Lucy two years old.Copy !req
582. This is Lucy seven years old
on her birthday...Copy !req
583. the day they took her away.Copy !req
584. Your son's on line two.Copy !req
585. Willy, hi.Copy !req
586. Jackson told Wyatt he wasn't
my best friend anymore.Copy !req
587. Could we possibly talk
about this when I get home?Copy !req
588. Willy? Come on, you're
not gonna talk to me now?Copy !req
589. I bought a bag of your favorite
lemonade jellybeans.Copy !req
590. God!Copy !req
591. I hate that stupid coffee table.Copy !req
592. How many times, Patricia,
have I told you...Copy !req
593. to get rid of
that crappy coffee table?Copy !req
594. It's OK.Copy !req
595. You have a son, Rita Rothman
Glenn Harrison Williams.Copy !req
596. If they took him
away from you...Copy !req
597. would you do what
Robert said and got...Copy !req
598. the fastest-talking,
four-name lawyer you could?Copy !req
599. I may know someone who handles
these kinds of cases.Copy !req
600. I'll see if she can help you.
Leave your number with Patricia.Copy !req
601. Your therapist
is on line one.Copy !req
602. Tell him you can't find me.Copy !req
603. I'm gonna leave my number
with you, OK?Copy !req
604. I'm ready to make coffee.
Decaf nonfat latte.Copy !req
605. It's coffee up to here,
nonfat milk up to here...Copy !req
606. and chocolate
or cinnamon sprinkles.Copy !req
607. That's pretty good, Sam.
I'll think about it.Copy !req
608. We'll come up with a promotion
that's good for you.Copy !req
609. But I know what that means.Copy !req
610. When I worked as a janitor
at the La Reina Theater...Copy !req
611. I asked Mr. Jenkins
if I could be a ticket-taker...Copy !req
612. and he said
he would think about it.Copy !req
613. And Jimmy Peters got the job.Copy !req
614. And he let his friends
in for free.Copy !req
615. I promise you, Sam.Copy !req
616. We'll come up
with something for you.Copy !req
617. You have my word.Copy !req
618. Word, words, words.
I need more than that.Copy !req
619. I need to make coffee.Copy !req
620. I need to pay my lawyer.Copy !req
621. I am celebrating
congratulations to us.Copy !req
622. These are the moments.
Good night.Copy !req
623. By any chance,
did you call your friend?Copy !req
624. The one
that does this kind of work?Copy !req
625. I don't have her number anymore.Copy !req
626. We lost touch.Copy !req
627. Yeah, that happens.Copy !req
628. If you get
back in touch with her...Copy !req
629. and you find her number,
will you call me?Copy !req
630. I'm just in the middle of—Copy !req
631. It's a special—Copy !req
632. Yeah, I'll call you.Copy !req
633. OK. Yeah.Copy !req
634. Is that the new janitor?Copy !req
635. Oh, it's a...Copy !req
636. a case I'm helping out with...Copy !req
637. sort of a pro bono thing.Copy !req
638. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
639. Cracker went down
the wrong pipe.Copy !req
640. You think I don't do pro bono?Copy !req
641. Have another glass, please.
On me.Copy !req
642. No, on you. It's pro bono.Copy !req
643. I do pro bono.Copy !req
644. I know. You go, girl.Copy !req
645. You just spread that love.
Spread it all around.Copy !req
646. Stop. Driver, stop the bus.Copy !req
647. Stop the bus.Copy !req
648. Wait for me. I got it.Copy !req
649. Lucy, he's an hour
and 45 minutes late.Copy !req
650. You'll only have
a few minutes left.Copy !req
651. You can leave if you want.Copy !req
652. - Lucy!
- Daddy?Copy !req
653. I'm here. I'm here.Copy !req
654. It's Daddy. I told you!Copy !req
655. Oh, shoot!Copy !req
656. I spilled it all. Hi.Copy !req
657. And guess her name is.Copy !req
658. Her name is Rita Harrison.Copy !req
659. Lovely Rita Meter Maid?Copy !req
660. Yeah, and Harrison like George.Copy !req
661. Is she going to help us?Copy !req
662. She can't help us...Copy !req
663. but if she ever finds
her friend's number...Copy !req
664. who does this kind of cases,
she's gonna call me.Copy !req
665. You've grown.Copy !req
666. Have I?Copy !req
667. Yeah. Because your ears
are bigger...Copy !req
668. and your eyes are older.Copy !req
669. Guess what I'm gonna get
when I get my next paycheck?Copy !req
670. I'm gonna get
an answering machine...Copy !req
671. because then you can call
and leave a message.Copy !req
672. You can say,
"Hi. This is Lucy."Copy !req
673. We can't afford
an answering machine.Copy !req
674. Yeah, because
I'm gonna get a big promotion...Copy !req
675. a promotion that's big.Copy !req
676. They'll let you make coffee?Copy !req
677. Always set
your dreams high, Lucy.Copy !req
678. I'm sorry, Daddy.Copy !req
679. It was all my fault.Copy !req
680. Don't say that.Copy !req
681. It was not all your fault,
so don't say that.Copy !req
682. I wouldn't want
any daddy but you.Copy !req
683. Did you hear that?Copy !req
684. I said I was sorry!Copy !req
685. I said I didn't want
any daddy but him.Copy !req
686. Why don't you write that down?Copy !req
687. Let me make sure
that I'm clear here.Copy !req
688. Are you telling me
neither of you...Copy !req
689. wants custody of your child?Copy !req
690. He has created a monster.Copy !req
691. He is exactly like him.Copy !req
692. Here we go again.
It's the same old story.Copy !req
693. The tears and the tears.Copy !req
694. Oh, my God.
Are you really—Copy !req
695. You cannot stand emotion.Copy !req
696. I'm right here with you.
Excuse me.Copy !req
697. I'm sorry.Copy !req
698. Hi! Did you get in touch
with your friend?Copy !req
699. Because I need legal advice now.Copy !req
700. You said
I couldn't afford you...Copy !req
701. so I have to talk to somebody.Copy !req
702. That's why I told you
I would be your lawyer pro bono.Copy !req
703. I don't understand
exactly what you mean.Copy !req
704. You told me
that you would be my lawyer?Copy !req
705. Sam, I'm your—Copy !req
706. Golly, because
I must have misunderstood.Copy !req
707. I told you that
when we first met.Copy !req
708. You said
you would be my lawyer?Copy !req
709. Yes. Sam—Copy !req
710. You're my lawyer!Copy !req
711. That's right. I'm your lawyer.Copy !req
712. And I can pay you per hour.Copy !req
713. - No, no, no.
- On the hour.Copy !req
714. Pro bono. It's free.Copy !req
715. My lawyer for free.Copy !req
716. Now, you—God.Copy !req
717. Thank you.
Because I have to get this.Copy !req
718. It's "Urgent, open immediately"Copy !req
719. For my lawyer for free!Copy !req
720. They want to have you
evaluated by a shrink...Copy !req
721. and your appointment is today!
At 3:00.Copy !req
722. It's today! It's now.Copy !req
723. I don't actually
want to go to a shrink.Copy !req
724. Sam, you don't actually
have a choice.Copy !req
725. It's court-ordered.Copy !req
726. The lady in your office
is crying.Copy !req
727. Patricia,
I'm in the middle of a meeting.Copy !req
728. Can you get him out of here?Copy !req
729. Don't feel bad.Copy !req
730. Sam, come with me.Copy !req
731. Don't feel bad.Copy !req
732. We'll get through this.
Will you excuse us?Copy !req
733. It's their turn now, not yours.
Theirs.Copy !req
734. If you leave now,
you can make this...Copy !req
735. and you have to make it.Copy !req
736. But I have to take
the number 13...Copy !req
737. downtown Wilshire express
to Grand Street...Copy !req
738. then I transfer to the number 34
at Cesar Chavez Avenue...Copy !req
739. because that used
to be Brooklyn Avenue...Copy !req
740. and my grandfather
had a bakery on it...Copy !req
741. when it was Brooklyn Avenue.Copy !req
742. I don't think I can get there
at the time I'm supposed to.Copy !req
743. Go, for Christ sakes!
Green means "Go."Copy !req
744. I don't like to go to shrinks.Copy !req
745. You and me both.Copy !req
746. Right or left?Copy !req
747. Which is it gonna be,
bonehead?Copy !req
748. Right turn ahead.Copy !req
749. Right on Vermont?Copy !req
750. That'll be another 20 minutes,
you idiot!Copy !req
751. Did your mommy make you
go to a shrink, too?Copy !req
752. No. Well, sort of.Copy !req
753. I spent the whole time
talking about her.Copy !req
754. Well, that's nice.Copy !req
755. - Office.
- Dialing home.Copy !req
756. Office! God damn it!Copy !req
757. You're going much faster
than everybody else.Copy !req
758. I wonder if you noticed that,
because I noticed that.Copy !req
759. Go!Copy !req
760. No more shrinks.Copy !req
761. I'm sorry, Mrs. Dawson...Copy !req
762. but if I were you, I wouldn't
waste any more of my time.Copy !req
763. Sorry, Mrs. Dawson, but I think
you should put Sam in a home.Copy !req
764. Sam in a home.Copy !req
765. Mr. Dawson,
you do understand...Copy !req
766. that since I'm a
court-appointed psychologist...Copy !req
767. the traditional client-therapist
confidentiality...Copy !req
768. will be waived.Copy !req
769. Do you understand that?Copy !req
770. That the confidentiality
will be waived.Copy !req
771. Good. Let's begin.Copy !req
772. I went to a doctor one time
who had an orange office.Copy !req
773. All the walls
were painted orange.Copy !req
774. Do you know her?
She has an orange office...Copy !req
775. and she's in Van Nuys.Copy !req
776. I wanted to ask you about Lucy.Copy !req
777. How old is she now?Copy !req
778. She's six. She's seven.Copy !req
779. She just had a birthday,
I think.Copy !req
780. How was that party?Copy !req
781. "Before you read
your message...Copy !req
782. "press the red button
for record."Copy !req
783. Let's start with the O.G.M.Copy !req
784. What? I don't know.
I don't think it's working.Copy !req
785. I think it's because
it's a used machine.Copy !req
786. It's not used. It's pre-owned.Copy !req
787. A guy bought it
for his auto shop...Copy !req
788. and then he got a secretary.Copy !req
789. Testing, 1, 2, 3.Copy !req
790. That's a good code.Copy !req
791. I can remember that—1, 2, 3.Copy !req
792. 4, 5, 6.Copy !req
793. 7, 8, 9.Copy !req
794. 9, 10, 1 1, 12.Copy !req
795. Quick. You're recording.Copy !req
796. Hi. This is—Copy !req
797. Hi. This is Sam.
I'm not home.Copy !req
798. No, you really
don't want to say that...Copy !req
799. because you don't want
to tell them you're not home.Copy !req
800. - Then I'm lying.
- Everybody's lying.Copy !req
801. Sam, you are on the air.Copy !req
802. Hi. How are you?Copy !req
803. Maybe you sound
a little bit too excited.Copy !req
804. And maybe you might think
about lowering your voice...Copy !req
805. so maybe Lucy can hear you.Copy !req
806. Go, Sam.Copy !req
807. Hi, Lucy.
Thank you for calling me.Copy !req
808. That was good.Copy !req
809. But did I sound like
a good father?Copy !req
810. But it's an outgoing message...Copy !req
811. so I think you need to sound
a little more outgoing.Copy !req
812. Hi. This is Sam.
I'm not ho—Shoot.Copy !req
813. Hi. This is Sam!Copy !req
814. I think you should
sound like a normal person.Copy !req
815. From the heart.Copy !req
816. From the heart.Copy !req
817. This is—Hello.
Thank you for calling.Copy !req
818. This is Sam.Copy !req
819. Wow.Copy !req
820. I feel that was a very touching
moment right there.Copy !req
821. I felt that one.Copy !req
822. High-five.Copy !req
823. We have a lot to go over,
and I have five minutes.Copy !req
824. Rothman, Glenn,
Harrison, Williams...Copy !req
825. is on the 29th floor.Copy !req
826. That's 29 floors up...Copy !req
827. and the elevators
are actually over there.Copy !req
828. Keep up.
Got to do my cardio. 120.Copy !req
829. Got to get to 125
to make it count.Copy !req
830. I need that list of names
from you...Copy !req
831. people who can testify
that you're a good father...Copy !req
832. despite your handicap.Copy !req
833. Just my husband.
I didn't mean your handicap.Copy !req
834. I meant your disability.Copy !req
835. The fact that you're retarded—
that's not the right word.Copy !req
836. I don't know what to call you.Copy !req
837. Sam. You can call me Sam.Copy !req
838. All right! Hello. Hi, Todd.Copy !req
839. I was out of range.
How you doing?Copy !req
840. What do you mean,
what's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
841. You're supposed
to be taking him to karate.Copy !req
842. Are you eating?
No, I will not hold on.Copy !req
843. Go pick him up.Copy !req
844. I can't hear you.
I'm in the car.Copy !req
845. They put you through to me.Copy !req
846. I'm losing you.Copy !req
847. What makes Sam a good father?Copy !req
848. The important thing is for
Sam to be a very good father...Copy !req
849. is to be there for her...Copy !req
850. because the smarter Lucy is,
the smarter she will get.Copy !req
851. So what makes Sam a good father?Copy !req
852. Lucy's first word was "Annie..."Copy !req
853. and her fifth word was "Joe."Copy !req
854. And I'm Joe.Copy !req
855. Sam is a very good father...Copy !req
856. because he likes green things...Copy !req
857. Like I like green things
very much.Copy !req
858. I like green peas.Copy !req
859. My cousin Luke works for
the organization—Copy !req
860. environmental organization
Greenpeace...Copy !req
861. and they like
to save the whales.Copy !req
862. I like whales.Copy !req
863. "Moby Dick" was one of my
all-time favorite classics...Copy !req
864. by Herman Melville.Copy !req
865. Wait.
Why are you recording this?Copy !req
866. It's often necessary—Copy !req
867. You didn't say anything
about a tape recorder.Copy !req
868. - Who's listening?
- Me.Copy !req
869. What is that supposed to mean?Copy !req
870. Nothing.Copy !req
871. Who are you really?Copy !req
872. I need to speak
to my lawyer now.Copy !req
873. I don't think you realize
what you're up against.Copy !req
874. We have to be in court
in three days...Copy !req
875. and we don't have
a decent witness.Copy !req
876. Now, you've got to know
someone who can testify...Copy !req
877. who's been to college...Copy !req
878. or has a degree of some kind...Copy !req
879. or has some way
of expressing themselves...Copy !req
880. that will make the court
believe you deserve...Copy !req
881. to get your daughter back.Copy !req
882. I need coffee. Big, tall.Copy !req
883. Tall is the smallest.Copy !req
884. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
885. Once you think of this person...Copy !req
886. and there has to be one person,
call me at work.Copy !req
887. Because
I'm going back there now...Copy !req
888. to my seven other cases. What?Copy !req
889. Mrs. Robeck. I'm on the 405.Copy !req
890. The traffic is horrible.Copy !req
891. You want this
for here or to go?Copy !req
892. Dorothy?Copy !req
893. Oh, no. No.Copy !req
894. Tow truck is towing your car.Copy !req
895. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
896. It's towing your car.Copy !req
897. No, wait! Stop!
It's my car. Stop.Copy !req
898. But, Annie, it's just one day.Copy !req
899. And Lucy needs you
because you went to college...Copy !req
900. and you can
give the right answers.Copy !req
901. And we can't lose her.Copy !req
902. I'd make it worse for you.Copy !req
903. I can't do it.Copy !req
904. Don't you think I would
if I could?Copy !req
905. All rise for the Honorable
Judge Phillip McNeilly.Copy !req
906. Hi, guys.Copy !req
907. Hi, Sam.Copy !req
908. Boy, you did a wonderful job
making those signs.Copy !req
909. You're welcome, Sam.
Good luck, buddy.Copy !req
910. Go get 'em.Copy !req
911. Although,
at her birthday party...Copy !req
912. I believe her true feelings
about her father were revealed.Copy !req
913. Objection.
"True feelings revealed"?Copy !req
914. Your Honor,
Ms. Davis is an expert...Copy !req
915. appointed by the court
for her opinion.Copy !req
916. I'll allow it.Copy !req
917. Then every child who rages...Copy !req
918. because they
didn't get to stay up...Copy !req
919. that extra hour to watch TV—Copy !req
920. Any child who said
they hated their parents...Copy !req
921. because
they didn't want a bath...Copy !req
922. would be a prime candidate
for foster care?Copy !req
923. - Objection, Your Honor.
- Sustained.Copy !req
924. I think they want you to stop.Copy !req
925. Really?Copy !req
926. Thank you, Sam.Copy !req
927. Yeah, OK.
Brad's wearing a tie today...Copy !req
928. and I think the tie
looks wonderful on you, Brad.Copy !req
929. You look great, too.Copy !req
930. There's a lady—
she's writing everything down.Copy !req
931. Watch what you say.Copy !req
932. I have the best friends
in the whole world.Copy !req
933. Continue with your witness,
Mr. Turner.Copy !req
934. Ms. Davis, I assume
in your therapy session...Copy !req
935. that Mr. Dawson extolled
his parenting ability.Copy !req
936. On the contrary.Copy !req
937. Mr. Dawson admitted
he felt very confused at times.Copy !req
938. Actually,
that he felt terrified...Copy !req
939. that he'd made and would
continue to make—Copy !req
940. and I can quote here—Copy !req
941. "Huge mistakes,
huge mistakes...Copy !req
942. "mistakes that are huge."Copy !req
943. Thank you.
No further questions.Copy !req
944. You're a mother,
aren't you, Ms. Davis?Copy !req
945. Yes, I am.Copy !req
946. Would it be fair to say that...Copy !req
947. as a parent, you've been
confused from time to time...Copy !req
948. possibly overwhelmed
on occasion...Copy !req
949. even though
you're a wonderful mother?Copy !req
950. If Ms. Davis
has never had a moment...Copy !req
951. where she's been confused
as a mother...Copy !req
952. it would bias
her expert opinion.Copy !req
953. I know that I have
many moments as a parent...Copy !req
954. where I felt
I've made huge mistakes.Copy !req
955. Objection.Copy !req
956. Get to the relevant point,
Ms. Harrison.Copy !req
957. The point is, you've never
had those moments...Copy !req
958. have you, Ms. Davis?Copy !req
959. Moments that every parent
I've ever spoken to has.Copy !req
960. Moments where the task is
so unbelievably challenging...Copy !req
961. that you feel retarded...Copy !req
962. disabled in some way.Copy !req
963. Moments where everyone seems
to have the key but you.Copy !req
964. Really, to be honest—Copy !req
965. Yes or no?
Please answer the question.Copy !req
966. I didn't really
feel right now—Copy !req
967. Let me rephrase the question.Copy !req
968. - When your son O.D.'d—
- Objection.Copy !req
969. If Ms. Davis didn't feel
she had made mistakes...Copy !req
970. mistakes that were huge...Copy !req
971. it might bias her opinion
toward Mr. Dawson.Copy !req
972. I'll allow it.Copy !req
973. Ms. Davis,
when your son O.D.'d...Copy !req
974. did you feel that you
might have made mistakes...Copy !req
975. mistakes that were huge?Copy !req
976. Yes.Copy !req
977. Yes.Copy !req
978. No further questions.Copy !req
979. You made her cry.Copy !req
980. I got lucky.Copy !req
981. Oh, no.
That's not nice to make her cry.Copy !req
982. Only in there.Copy !req
983. And your secretary
when you hated your desk.Copy !req
984. Green and yellow
on the same plate.Copy !req
985. Could you separate
the lima beans...Copy !req
986. from the corn, please?Copy !req
987. Sam, don't be impossible.Copy !req
988. Can I have
the spinach omelette—Copy !req
989. only egg whites,
no fat, no oil, no butter.Copy !req
990. - And extra mushrooms?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
991. My treat.Copy !req
992. - No, no, no—
- My treat.Copy !req
993. My pro bono.Copy !req
994. That means she doesn't
have to pay. I pay.Copy !req
995. Sam, do you really
want to get this...Copy !req
996. or are you just trying to...Copy !req
997. trying to act like a...Copy !req
998. What do you mean?Copy !req
999. You know, like—Never mind.Copy !req
1000. I'm a grownup.Copy !req
1001. I didn't say that.Copy !req
1002. You think what they think.Copy !req
1003. You're my lawyer,
and you think what they think?Copy !req
1004. I don't have a chance.Copy !req
1005. I think...Copy !req
1006. you deserve a fair trial.Copy !req
1007. Do you think what they think?Copy !req
1008. Sam can't order food
or Sam can't pay a check.Copy !req
1009. Sam can't take care of Lucy?Copy !req
1010. It doesn't matter what I think.
It matters that we win.Copy !req
1011. It matters what you think.Copy !req
1012. It doesn't matter to them
what I think.Copy !req
1013. It matters to me!Copy !req
1014. It matters to me!Copy !req
1015. $14.33.
That's five ones...Copy !req
1016. Two quarters. 14.33.Copy !req
1017. Five ones and two quarters.Copy !req
1018. And 17 cents less than 20.Copy !req
1019. Dr. Blake, what would you say
kept you going...Copy !req
1020. the 12 years
you were in medical school?Copy !req
1021. Caffeine and doughnuts...Copy !req
1022. and my mother's belief in me.Copy !req
1023. I wish I had a mother like that.Copy !req
1024. She must have been smart.Copy !req
1025. She had great instincts.Copy !req
1026. Do you happen to know
what her I.Q. was?Copy !req
1027. In the lower ranges.
About 70.Copy !req
1028. So your mother...Copy !req
1029. this woman who had
the mind of a 9-year-old...Copy !req
1030. had the wisdom to recognize
you would be a great doctor.Copy !req
1031. Yes. I can't say
it was always easy...Copy !req
1032. but she taught me the things
they can't teach.Copy !req
1033. Patience and compassion.Copy !req
1034. Traits most doctors
have in spades.Copy !req
1035. Mr. Dawson.Copy !req
1036. You've become
a wonderful girl...Copy !req
1037. and we're proud of you.Copy !req
1038. Lucy will be, too.
She'll be wonderful.Copy !req
1039. He's very enthusiastic.
Thank you, Doctor.Copy !req
1040. No further questions.
Come on, come on.Copy !req
1041. How'd you get through medical
school? Where'd you live?Copy !req
1042. We lived with
my mother's parents.Copy !req
1043. - Grandma and Grandpa.
- Yes.Copy !req
1044. Would it be fair to say
that Grandma and Grandpa...Copy !req
1045. were of normal intelligence?Copy !req
1046. And so,
would it be fair to say...Copy !req
1047. that Grandma and Grandpa
of normal intelligence...Copy !req
1048. had the real responsibilities?Copy !req
1049. Objection. Mr. Turner's
mother-in-law lives with him.Copy !req
1050. Motion to strike. Irrelevant,
immaterial, and immature.Copy !req
1051. I warn you, Ms. Harrison...Copy !req
1052. stick to the relevant
issues of the case.Copy !req
1053. Your Honor, the relevancy
is that every parent...Copy !req
1054. has a right
to a support system.Copy !req
1055. I'm not talking about
the rights of the parents.Copy !req
1056. I'm talking about
the rights of the child.Copy !req
1057. Please let the record show—Copy !req
1058. Excuse me. Your Honor...Copy !req
1059. I'm talking about entrusting
an 8-year-old's welfare...Copy !req
1060. in the hands of someone
whose record shows...Copy !req
1061. has been diagnosed
with autistic tendencies...Copy !req
1062. mental retardation—Copy !req
1063. Objection. Move to
strike that from the record.Copy !req
1064. It is clear that
one's intellectual capacity...Copy !req
1065. has no bearing
on their ability to love.Copy !req
1066. Your Honor, would you
please instruct counsel...Copy !req
1067. to proceed with
a modicum of sensitivity?Copy !req
1068. I'm very sensitive...Copy !req
1069. especially when
I see someone like you...Copy !req
1070. walk in here and try
to give meaning to your life...Copy !req
1071. by screwing up somebody else's.Copy !req
1072. That's enough. Ms. Harrison,
approach the bench.Copy !req
1073. My mother raised me—Copy !req
1074. Tearing apart a family
is truly noble work, Mr. Turner.Copy !req
1075. That's enough.Copy !req
1076. This is an award for you
at some luncheon...Copy !req
1077. but I'm here every day.Copy !req
1078. You win, you're out the door.Copy !req
1079. You know who I see come back?
The child.Copy !req
1080. Only this time, it's too late.Copy !req
1081. So am I sensitive?
Yeah, I'm a little sensitive.Copy !req
1082. You can't even touch that area.Copy !req
1083. Your Honor,
please let the record show...Copy !req
1084. my mother raised me.Copy !req
1085. John Jacob Jingleheimer SchmidtCopy !req
1086. His name is my name, tooCopy !req
1087. Whenever we go out,
the people always shoutCopy !req
1088. They say, "John Jacob
Jingleheimer Schmidt"Copy !req
1089. Excuse me. Time is up.Copy !req
1090. Please, just a little more.Copy !req
1091. No. I have another case at 2:30.Copy !req
1092. I need to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
1093. Daddy!Copy !req
1094. Daddy!Copy !req
1095. She said we could
go to the park.Copy !req
1096. What happened?
What made her change her mind?Copy !req
1097. I started
crying in the bathroom...Copy !req
1098. so she thought
we needed more time.Copy !req
1099. There's the park.Copy !req
1100. Let's not get off.
Let's keep going.Copy !req
1101. No, Lucy, that would be wrong.Copy !req
1102. Tamara's mommy lost her case...Copy !req
1103. and she hasn't seen her
in six years.Copy !req
1104. She had five different mommies,
and one of them hit her.Copy !req
1105. I would never
let that happen to you.Copy !req
1106. That's what
her real mommy said...Copy !req
1107. and now they won't even
let her talk to her.Copy !req
1108. Daddy.Copy !req
1109. It's the only way
to be together.Copy !req
1110. We'll start a new life...Copy !req
1111. get new names,
live in a new apartment...Copy !req
1112. and they'll never find us.Copy !req
1113. That's Rita. Hi!Copy !req
1114. It's 3:00 in the morning. Hi!Copy !req
1115. What were you thinking?Copy !req
1116. What were you possibly thinking?Copy !req
1117. I wanted to be with Lucy.Copy !req
1118. That's ridiculous!Copy !req
1119. Willy, stay here with me.Copy !req
1120. What could you possibly gain
by kidnapping your kid...Copy !req
1121. in the middle
of a custody hearing?Copy !req
1122. - Lucy told me—
- I don't want to hear it!Copy !req
1123. Can you possibly
explain this to me?Copy !req
1124. - Who is the goddamn parent?
- Me.Copy !req
1125. Willy, stay in the hallway.Copy !req
1126. I am deeply disturbed by this.Copy !req
1127. Lucy, I would have
expected more from you.Copy !req
1128. I can imagine
what you're thinking...Copy !req
1129. but I ask you this—Copy !req
1130. What parent
in their right mind...Copy !req
1131. seeing their child's pain,
their yearning for contact...Copy !req
1132. wouldn't take them
in an effort to comfort them?Copy !req
1133. You need to understand...Copy !req
1134. something very important
about the father—Copy !req
1135. Yes, and if I were you...Copy !req
1136. I'd look at my conscience
long and hard...Copy !req
1137. before I tried
to use this in court.Copy !req
1138. Is that a threat?Copy !req
1139. No! It's... a plea.Copy !req
1140. Give him a break.Copy !req
1141. Just give him one goddamn break.Copy !req
1142. Lucy, say your good-byes.
It's time to go.Copy !req
1143. Willy, it's time to go home.Copy !req
1144. Goddamn it, Willy!Copy !req
1145. Please don't fire us.Copy !req
1146. It was all my idea.Copy !req
1147. Please don't.Copy !req
1148. Please.Copy !req
1149. Raise your right hand.Copy !req
1150. Do you swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth...Copy !req
1151. and nothing but the truth,
so help you God?Copy !req
1152. So help me God.Copy !req
1153. I heard you turned seven
this year.Copy !req
1154. That's pretty exciting.Copy !req
1155. Everybody gets older.
It's not that big a deal.Copy !req
1156. What'd you get
for your birthday?Copy !req
1157. I haven't opened
my presents yet.Copy !req
1158. Really? That's odd. Why?Copy !req
1159. Actually, I opened my presents.Copy !req
1160. I got the "Help" album,
limited edition.Copy !req
1161. I'm sorry. I'm very confused.Copy !req
1162. I thought you didn't
open your presents...Copy !req
1163. because you ran away
from your own party...Copy !req
1164. because your best friend
told everyone...Copy !req
1165. that you said you were adopted.Copy !req
1166. I never said that.
Why would I say that?Copy !req
1167. Why would your friend say that?Copy !req
1168. Kids lie all the time.Copy !req
1169. - Remember you're under oath.
- I know.Copy !req
1170. - And you know what that means?
- I do.Copy !req
1171. Now that we have all agreed
to tell the truth...Copy !req
1172. where were you sleeping
last night?Copy !req
1173. In my bed at the foster home.Copy !req
1174. If you're not going to
tell the truth, I am.Copy !req
1175. Your dad kidnapped you
last night.Copy !req
1176. - Objection. Kidnapped?
- Sustained.Copy !req
1177. Young lady,
you have to tell the truth.Copy !req
1178. You're lying
because you're afraid.Copy !req
1179. Objection.
He's putting words in her mouth.Copy !req
1180. Sustained.Copy !req
1181. Please limit yourself
to questions, Mr. Turner.Copy !req
1182. You have to tell the truth.Copy !req
1183. Lucy, are you
afraid to tell the truth...Copy !req
1184. because you'll hurt
your Daddy's feelings?Copy !req
1185. Daddy's right here.
You can tell the truth.Copy !req
1186. Isn't it true
that very deep down inside...Copy !req
1187. you know you need much more
than your daddy can give you?Copy !req
1188. All you need is love.Copy !req
1189. Where did she go?Copy !req
1190. Please, God.Copy !req
1191. Please, God.Copy !req
1192. Please, God.Copy !req
1193. These responsibilities
include...Copy !req
1194. busing tables, replenishing
the Sweet 'n Lows...Copy !req
1195. sweeping up the place?Copy !req
1196. Yes.Copy !req
1197. Aren't these Mr. Dawson's
only responsibilities?Copy !req
1198. Because he doesn't have
the mental capacity...Copy !req
1199. to run a cash register
or even make a cup of coffee.Copy !req
1200. As a matter of fact...Copy !req
1201. Sam and I were
discussing a promotion...Copy !req
1202. we were going to put
into effect next week.Copy !req
1203. Hooray for me!
Thank you, George.Copy !req
1204. Thank you, George.
That's very nice.Copy !req
1205. After eight years,
Sam can make a cup of coffee...Copy !req
1206. and he can certainly
help Lucy with her geometry.Copy !req
1207. Objection.Copy !req
1208. And when I ask
another question...Copy !req
1209. - I answer in one sentence.
- Short and sweet.Copy !req
1210. Yes. One sentence.
Short and sweet.Copy !req
1211. Tim Curry was
a sweet transvestite...Copy !req
1212. in
"The Rocky Horror Picture Show."Copy !req
1213. Let's try one word.Copy !req
1214. Annie!Copy !req
1215. You're here! You're here!Copy !req
1216. Susan Sarandon is also
one of my favorite actresses.Copy !req
1217. Besides being
Lucy's godmother...Copy !req
1218. aren't you also
her piano teacher?Copy !req
1219. Yes.Copy !req
1220. Annie plays the piano
beautifully.Copy !req
1221. You really do, Annie.Copy !req
1222. Sam, it's Annie's turn now.Copy !req
1223. And didn't you graduate
magna cum laude...Copy !req
1224. from the
Juillard School of Music?Copy !req
1225. Summa cum laude.Copy !req
1226. Excuse me.Copy !req
1227. Ms. Cassell, in all the time
you've known them...Copy !req
1228. have you ever questioned
Sam's ability as a father?Copy !req
1229. - Never.
- Never?Copy !req
1230. Look at Lucy. She's strong.Copy !req
1231. She displays true empathy
for people...Copy !req
1232. all kinds of people.Copy !req
1233. I know that you all think...Copy !req
1234. she's as smart as she is
despite him...Copy !req
1235. but it's because of him.Copy !req
1236. So, what you're saying is...Copy !req
1237. you don't worry
about Lucy's future.Copy !req
1238. No. I do.Copy !req
1239. I...Copy !req
1240. I worry all the time.Copy !req
1241. If they take Lucy
away from her father...Copy !req
1242. they will take away
an enormous piece of her...Copy !req
1243. and I worry that she will spend
the rest of her life...Copy !req
1244. trying to fill that hole.Copy !req
1245. Thank you, Ms. Cassell.Copy !req
1246. No further questions.Copy !req
1247. Thank you for coming here
today, Annie.Copy !req
1248. You're welcome, Sam.Copy !req
1249. Can Sam add?Copy !req
1250. Yes.Copy !req
1251. What about multiplication?Copy !req
1252. He's learning.Copy !req
1253. What does that mean?
He can't multiply two times two?Copy !req
1254. I don't know about you,
Mr. Turner...Copy !req
1255. but my memories of my parents...Copy !req
1256. have nothing to do with
the times table...Copy !req
1257. or with state capitals.Copy !req
1258. A truck ran into
the state capital building...Copy !req
1259. and it went on fire
on television.Copy !req
1260. I saw that on the news with
the reporter with the toupee...Copy !req
1261. and Mr. Turner lost his toupee.Copy !req
1262. Thank you, Mr. Wali.Copy !req
1263. I bet
he's knocking on your door...Copy !req
1264. asking questions all the time.Copy !req
1265. Yes. All the time.Copy !req
1266. Let's see.
The last question...Copy !req
1267. was whether to use
Biz or Clorox...Copy !req
1268. to get the grass stains
out of Lucy's soccer uniform.Copy !req
1269. Eventually,
Lucy will go through puberty.Copy !req
1270. How much insight or know-how...Copy !req
1271. will he bring to
those sensitive subjects...Copy !req
1272. of a young girl's development?Copy !req
1273. I can only imagine how much...Copy !req
1274. insight and sensitivity
you yourself would bring...Copy !req
1275. to that delicate area,
Mr. Turner...Copy !req
1276. or any father, for that matter.Copy !req
1277. And you've had plenty
of opportunity...Copy !req
1278. to observe fathers,
haven't you?Copy !req
1279. Objection.Copy !req
1280. The fact that Ms. Cassell
hasn't left her room in...Copy !req
1281. I don't know
how many years...Copy !req
1282. must have some effect
on her perception.Copy !req
1283. I'll allow it.
Please answer the question.Copy !req
1284. I have had 28 years
in the real world...Copy !req
1285. and...Copy !req
1286. I have been able to observe
all kinds of fathers.Copy !req
1287. What about your father?Copy !req
1288. Ms. Cassell...Copy !req
1289. since you seem to be
such an expert...Copy !req
1290. on father-daughter
relationships.Copy !req
1291. I'm sorry, Ms. Cassell.
I need to hear your response.Copy !req
1292. What about your father?Copy !req
1293. What about your father?Copy !req
1294. Objection to that.Copy !req
1295. Excuse me, Mr. Dawson. Please.Copy !req
1296. - Overruled.
- That's overruled.Copy !req
1297. Mr. Dawson, please sit down.Copy !req
1298. Overruled.Copy !req
1299. Mr. Dawson, sit down!Copy !req
1300. Annie's father was a meanie.Copy !req
1301. Sam has his big day
on the stand tomorrow...Copy !req
1302. and we need to do
a little bit of work...Copy !req
1303. so he's as effective
as you were.Copy !req
1304. I want to be as effective
as you were, Annie.Copy !req
1305. On the Porsche,
the door handle...Copy !req
1306. is a little hidden
by that thingamajig.Copy !req
1307. So, if you're having
trouble finding it—Copy !req
1308. No!Copy !req
1309. I think maybe Annie's
not exactly ready to go yet.Copy !req
1310. We'll just take our time.Copy !req
1311. - Home.
- Dialing office.Copy !req
1312. - Home.
- Dialing office.Copy !req
1313. Home, god damn it!Copy !req
1314. I'm ready now.Copy !req
1315. Good. Fine.Copy !req
1316. Sam, Annie's ready.Copy !req
1317. Wow!Copy !req
1318. Let's work in the den.
It's down here.Copy !req
1319. Hey, Willy. Where's your dad?Copy !req
1320. Guess.Copy !req
1321. I don't want to guess.
Where is he?Copy !req
1322. Where was he last night?Copy !req
1323. Working. Late.Copy !req
1324. There. You guessed it.Copy !req
1325. Did he say who was
supposed to take care of you?Copy !req
1326. You. But you said
you were working late, too.Copy !req
1327. I am working late.Copy !req
1328. How was your day?Copy !req
1329. You have to work. Go work.Copy !req
1330. How was your—Copy !req
1331. Hello? Where are you?Copy !req
1332. I've been waiting here an hour.Copy !req
1333. What the hell
is that supposed to mean?Copy !req
1334. You were on line two.Copy !req
1335. You don't sound
like you're on the freeway.Copy !req
1336. Danger, Will Robinson. Danger.Copy !req
1337. There you are.Copy !req
1338. You gonna come see the movie?
It's the best part.Copy !req
1339. It's getting late.
We better get to work.Copy !req
1340. It's time to get ready for bed.Copy !req
1341. Willy, it's time for bed.Copy !req
1342. Our strategy is...Copy !req
1343. we're aggressively pursuing
a support system.Copy !req
1344. I'm going to ask you...Copy !req
1345. "How are you prepared
to help Lucy at school?"Copy !req
1346. Let me see. Let me see.Copy !req
1347. Sam, I told you,
you have to stop saying that.Copy !req
1348. It makes you look stupid.Copy !req
1349. OK, try again.Copy !req
1350. You say
you will find her a tutor.Copy !req
1351. Then I say,
"How will you pay for it?"Copy !req
1352. Could you slow down?Copy !req
1353. Why do you eat so fast?Copy !req
1354. We have been over this
a million times.Copy !req
1355. Yeah.Copy !req
1356. You found her a free
tutoring service at the YWCA:Copy !req
1357. But I didn't. You did.Copy !req
1358. Can you grasp the concept of...Copy !req
1359. manipulating the truth?Copy !req
1360. Not lying.Copy !req
1361. Just a little tweak
here and there.Copy !req
1362. No.Copy !req
1363. You're so lucky.Copy !req
1364. You get to play with Willy
any time you want.Copy !req
1365. He doesn't
want to play with me.Copy !req
1366. Yes, he does.Copy !req
1367. Yes, he does. He does.Copy !req
1368. He thinks
you don't want to play, maybe.Copy !req
1369. That's ridiculous.
Of course I do.Copy !req
1370. Tweak.Copy !req
1371. I drove around after work
yesterday till 9:30...Copy !req
1372. Iooking for
that frigging Raptor scooter!Copy !req
1373. So, what made you harass
that young boy at your house?Copy !req
1374. I didn't harass that boy,
and you know it, Rita.Copy !req
1375. I'm pretending to be Mr. Turner.
Remember?Copy !req
1376. If I look at you,
I'm gonna laugh again.Copy !req
1377. OK, Mr. Turner.Copy !req
1378. I'm Mr. Turner. All right?Copy !req
1379. Isn't Lucy already
smarter than you?Copy !req
1380. You buried yourself.
You've got to do better.Copy !req
1381. I kind of think
we're the same smart.Copy !req
1382. What does that mean?Copy !req
1383. I know the bus routes
better than she does.Copy !req
1384. How does that make you
the same smart?Copy !req
1385. Doesn't every parent
want their kid to be smart?Copy !req
1386. That's true,
but the issue here is that...Copy !req
1387. at the age of seven,
Lucy is smarter than you.Copy !req
1388. But in some ways,
I'm smarter than she is.Copy !req
1389. You got to be firm on this.Copy !req
1390. In some ways, she's—Copy !req
1391. In some ways,
I'm smarter than her.Copy !req
1392. In some ways, I'm smarter
than you, Mr. Turner.Copy !req
1393. In some ways, I'm smarter
than you, Judge McNeilly.Copy !req
1394. Whoa. Take it down.Copy !req
1395. Want some marshmallows?Copy !req
1396. This is my husband's.
He'll never notice.Copy !req
1397. He has ten more just like it.Copy !req
1398. Try it on.Copy !req
1399. Will you look that way?Copy !req
1400. In there.Copy !req
1401. I wasn't exactly sure
how to tie this.Copy !req
1402. Does it look bad?Copy !req
1403. No. Very, very good.Copy !req
1404. Cross over once.Copy !req
1405. And loop this around...Copy !req
1406. and up inside of the neck.Copy !req
1407. And then pull up
on the skinny part.Copy !req
1408. Oh, yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
1409. Today's your big day, buddy.
Making coffee.Copy !req
1410. - You ready?
- Thank you, George.Copy !req
1411. What time
you got to be in court?Copy !req
1412. I have to be
on the stand at 2:00.Copy !req
1413. Two venti Caramel Macchiatos.
That's a wonderful choice.Copy !req
1414. Two cappuccinos
and a Hazelnut Frappuccino.Copy !req
1415. Two Orange Mocha Chip
Frappucinos.Copy !req
1416. Two Caramel Frappucinos and a—Copy !req
1417. I'm sorry. Can you
tell me that one more time?Copy !req
1418. Everybody's very thirsty today.Copy !req
1419. Oh, boy.Copy !req
1420. I'm going as fast as I can.
That's the only thing.Copy !req
1421. But I don't have all day.Copy !req
1422. No, just another
couple of minutes.Copy !req
1423. Not all day.Copy !req
1424. You know what? Fine.
Forget it. Thank you.Copy !req
1425. Sam, I need that tall decaf
vanilla drip right away.Copy !req
1426. A vanilla drip. Sorry.Copy !req
1427. Sorry.Copy !req
1428. I really have to hurry, though.Copy !req
1429. Is that enough? Oh, shoot.Copy !req
1430. Maybe you want something else.Copy !req
1431. Sam, I need
a grande soy latte...Copy !req
1432. but don't put any whipped cream
or foam on it.Copy !req
1433. I'm just trying to go
really fast.Copy !req
1434. - Oh, no!
- Sam, you'll be late.Copy !req
1435. Your Honor, I'm sure
he'll be here any moment.Copy !req
1436. This is an extremely
important day to Mr. Dawson.Copy !req
1437. I'm here!Copy !req
1438. Sorry.Copy !req
1439. Your Honor, may I have a moment
to confer with my client?Copy !req
1440. Make it brief, Ms. Harrison.Copy !req
1441. What the hell happened to you?Copy !req
1442. - I'm late.
- What's that smell? Mint?Copy !req
1443. No, no. The blender exploded.Copy !req
1444. Look at me.Copy !req
1445. Slow down,
because Lucy needs you.Copy !req
1446. Yeah, Lucy needs me.Copy !req
1447. We need you, Ms. Harrison.Copy !req
1448. I go in there now,
because it's my turn.Copy !req
1449. Go sit.Copy !req
1450. How will you be able
to pay for private tutoring?Copy !req
1451. There's a free program
at the YWCA:Copy !req
1452. and Lucy can go to that program.Copy !req
1453. Don't you ever think
it would be better for Lucy...Copy !req
1454. if she lived with
a permanent foster family...Copy !req
1455. and you could visit
whenever you wanted?Copy !req
1456. No, I don't think
that's a very good idea, see.Copy !req
1457. Because the Fosters,
they don't know Lucy.Copy !req
1458. And I know Lucy
because I'm her father.Copy !req
1459. So, I think
if they want to see her...Copy !req
1460. then the Fosters can come over
to our house to visit her.Copy !req
1461. And I'm very firm on this.Copy !req
1462. I'm very firm on this idea,
because Lucy belongs with me.Copy !req
1463. Why?Copy !req
1464. Remember when Paul McCartney
wrote the song "Michelle"...Copy !req
1465. and then he only wrote
the first part, Annie said.Copy !req
1466. And then he gave
that part to John Lennon...Copy !req
1467. and he wrote the part
that said...Copy !req
1468. "I love you,
I love you, I love you."Copy !req
1469. Annie said
that it wouldn't have been...Copy !req
1470. the same song without that...Copy !req
1471. and that's why
the whole world cried...Copy !req
1472. when the Beatles broke up
on April 10, 1970.Copy !req
1473. No further questions.Copy !req
1474. So, your parents put you
in an institution.Copy !req
1475. My mother got sick, see...Copy !req
1476. so I had to go in
an institution...Copy !req
1477. when my mother got sick.Copy !req
1478. What about your father?
Where was he?Copy !req
1479. He was gone when I was born.Copy !req
1480. He went away when I was born.Copy !req
1481. So the people at the institution
were your parents.Copy !req
1482. Were they nice to you?Copy !req
1483. Some, yes. Some, no.Copy !req
1484. Did they hit you?Copy !req
1485. Sometimes they did hit me.
Yeah.Copy !req
1486. Like you hit Lucy's friend
at her birthday party?Copy !req
1487. Objection. Mistakes
the facts and evidence.Copy !req
1488. Nobody hit anybody.Copy !req
1489. I'll rephrase that.
Strong-armed.Copy !req
1490. So, who do you look up to?Copy !req
1491. Who do you want to be like...Copy !req
1492. as a father
when parenting Lucy?Copy !req
1493. The head of the institution?
The principal? The warden?Copy !req
1494. Not Mr. Whitehead. Not him.Copy !req
1495. Then who?Copy !req
1496. Who?Copy !req
1497. Myself.Copy !req
1498. I look up to myself as a father.Copy !req
1499. Mr. Dawson, you have
the capacity of a 7-year-old.Copy !req
1500. What makes you think you have
the ability to be a father?Copy !req
1501. Your background, your IQ...Copy !req
1502. your friends
who can't even testify—Copy !req
1503. Objection.
Compound questions.Copy !req
1504. - Objection!
- Sustained.Copy !req
1505. They love Lucy, see.Copy !req
1506. Even if Rita didn't think
they were smart enough...Copy !req
1507. to testify, they love Lucy.Copy !req
1508. Yeah. I love Lucy.Copy !req
1509. Even if Rita thought
you'd wipe the floor with them.Copy !req
1510. Mr. Dawson,
your lawyer just objected.Copy !req
1511. You didn't have to answer
that question.Copy !req
1512. You can't even follow
simple rules...Copy !req
1513. you've been observing
day after day.Copy !req
1514. - Objection. Your Honor—
- Overruled.Copy !req
1515. What makes you think
you can raise a 7-year-old?Copy !req
1516. A 10-year-old? A 13-year-old?Copy !req
1517. You know what that means?Copy !req
1518. She'll be six years
more advanced than you.Copy !req
1519. What makes you think
you can do that?Copy !req
1520. What makes you think
you can do that?Copy !req
1521. What makes you think
you can do that?Copy !req
1522. I...Copy !req
1523. have had a lot
of time, see, to...Copy !req
1524. think about what it is...Copy !req
1525. that makes somebody
a good parent...Copy !req
1526. and it's about constancy...Copy !req
1527. and it's about...Copy !req
1528. patience,
and it's about listening...Copy !req
1529. and it's about
pretending to listen...Copy !req
1530. even when
you can't listen anymore.Copy !req
1531. And it's about love,
like she said.Copy !req
1532. See, Billy has a home with me...Copy !req
1533. and I made it the best I could.Copy !req
1534. And it's not perfect...Copy !req
1535. and I'm not a perfect parent...Copy !req
1536. and sometimes I don't have
enough patience...Copy !req
1537. and I forget
he's just a little kid...Copy !req
1538. but we built a life
together...Copy !req
1539. and we love each other.Copy !req
1540. And if you destroy that...Copy !req
1541. it'll be irre—irrep—Copy !req
1542. Let me see. Let me see.Copy !req
1543. - Irreparable.
- Yep!Copy !req
1544. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
1545. Joanne, don't do that, please.Copy !req
1546. Don't do it twice.
Not to him.Copy !req
1547. Meryl Streep can't even look
at Dustin Hoffman after that.Copy !req
1548. "Kramer vs. Kramer."Copy !req
1549. Thank you, Mr. Wali,
for that commentary.Copy !req
1550. Your Honor, my client
is understandably upset.Copy !req
1551. Motion to recess.Copy !req
1552. I don't exactly
like recess very much.Copy !req
1553. Motion denied.Copy !req
1554. Continue with your witness,
Mr. Turner.Copy !req
1555. Mr. Dawson... it's hard.Copy !req
1556. I know it's hard to know what
to say to Lucy half the time.Copy !req
1557. Right? Is it?Copy !req
1558. No.Copy !req
1559. No? Was that a no?Copy !req
1560. No what?Copy !req
1561. Let me see.Copy !req
1562. I don't know exactly.Copy !req
1563. I'm sorry, Mr. Dawson.
You don't know what?Copy !req
1564. I don't... yeah.Copy !req
1565. OK. Yeah.Copy !req
1566. Yes? Yes, you don't know.Copy !req
1567. Right? You don't know...Copy !req
1568. what it takes
to raise your daughter.Copy !req
1569. Objection.Copy !req
1570. These are not questions.
This is an attack.Copy !req
1571. Overruled.Copy !req
1572. I'm Lucy's father.Copy !req
1573. - I'm her father.
- Are you really?Copy !req
1574. I'm not talking
about the fact...Copy !req
1575. that you got
some homeless woman pregnant.Copy !req
1576. Objection, Your Honor!Copy !req
1577. Get to the question, Mr. Turner.Copy !req
1578. The question is,
if you love your daughter...Copy !req
1579. as much as you say you do—Copy !req
1580. and I know that you do—Copy !req
1581. don't you think
she deserves more?Copy !req
1582. Don't you
in your heart of hearts...Copy !req
1583. secretly question yourself
every day?Copy !req
1584. Objection. Compound questions.Copy !req
1585. OK, yeah!Copy !req
1586. I'm sorry. Was that a yes?Copy !req
1587. I think
Lucy deserves everything.Copy !req
1588. In my heart of hearts,
I think she deserves everything.Copy !req
1589. Yes, she does.Copy !req
1590. - Yeah, OK.
- Yes, she does.Copy !req
1591. And you agree
with everyone here...Copy !req
1592. that you can't give her that.Copy !req
1593. Maybe everybody's right, see.Copy !req
1594. Maybe everybody's right
about that, see.Copy !req
1595. So no more now, OK?Copy !req
1596. No more now. No more.Copy !req
1597. I want to stop right now!Copy !req
1598. This is the end of this for me.Copy !req
1599. Your teacher told me
you're a wonderful artist.Copy !req
1600. So I was thinking maybe—Copy !req
1601. Daddy's coming today.Copy !req
1602. We're going to open
my birthday presents.Copy !req
1603. You must be so excited.Copy !req
1604. Why don't you just go
and do something?Copy !req
1605. Sam, it's me. Open up.Copy !req
1606. I don't have time for this.Copy !req
1607. You were supposed to show up
to your first evaluation...Copy !req
1608. and I leave work early
to be there...Copy !req
1609. and where the hell are you?
Open the door!Copy !req
1610. Sam, open the goddamn door.Copy !req
1611. If you don't care enough to
open the door, I'm out of here.Copy !req
1612. I've ruined my practice.
I've alienated my colleagues.Copy !req
1613. I sent my kid off on a fishing
trip with his father...Copy !req
1614. so that I could work with you...Copy !req
1615. and you won't open
the goddamn door for me!Copy !req
1616. Fine! That's it! I've had it!Copy !req
1617. Sam, can I come in?Copy !req
1618. Not really room here.Copy !req
1619. There's no room here.Copy !req
1620. Yeah, well, I lived
in the East Village.Copy !req
1621. I don't need a lot of room.Copy !req
1622. Because I make things—Copy !req
1623. everything is too hard
on everybody.Copy !req
1624. I make everything hard
on everybody.Copy !req
1625. I can go...Copy !req
1626. at least another nine rounds.Copy !req
1627. But you gotta let me in.Copy !req
1628. Please. Sam.Copy !req
1629. There you are.Copy !req
1630. Now I can see those kind eyes.Copy !req
1631. So, George says that
you needed a break from work.Copy !req
1632. I don't really want
to work there anymore...Copy !req
1633. because there's too many people.Copy !req
1634. Then maybe we can find you
a quieter job, because—Copy !req
1635. Remember that was one of
the judge's conditions...Copy !req
1636. that you earn more money.Copy !req
1637. You have to keep
earning more money...Copy !req
1638. so that you can
get a new apartment...Copy !req
1639. and Lucy can have
her own room...Copy !req
1640. for when you get her back.Copy !req
1641. Yeah, except that
Lucy doesn't need me anymore.Copy !req
1642. She has a new family now...Copy !req
1643. and she doesn't need me anymore.Copy !req
1644. Is that what she said?Copy !req
1645. It's because I know that.Copy !req
1646. Because I just know that.Copy !req
1647. Well.Copy !req
1648. That's the first stupid thing
I've ever heard you say.Copy !req
1649. Sam, you can get Lucy back.Copy !req
1650. The court favors reunification.Copy !req
1651. But, Sam,
you have to fight for her.Copy !req
1652. Yeah, but I tried!
I tried hard!Copy !req
1653. - Try harder!
- Yeah, but you don't know!Copy !req
1654. I don't know what?Copy !req
1655. You don't know
what it's like when you try...Copy !req
1656. and you try and you try
and you don't ever get there!Copy !req
1657. Because you were born perfect,
and I was born like this!Copy !req
1658. And you're perfect!Copy !req
1659. Is that right?Copy !req
1660. - People like you don't know.
- People like me?Copy !req
1661. You don't know what it's like
to get hurted...Copy !req
1662. because you don't have feelings.Copy !req
1663. People like you
don't feel anything.Copy !req
1664. You think you got the market
cornered on human suffering?Copy !req
1665. Let me tell you something
about people like me.Copy !req
1666. People like me feel lost
and little and ugly...Copy !req
1667. and dispensable.Copy !req
1668. People like me have husbands...Copy !req
1669. screwing someone else
far more perfect than me.Copy !req
1670. People like me
have sons who hate them.Copy !req
1671. And I've screamed
horrible things to him...Copy !req
1672. a seven-year-old,
because he doesn't want...Copy !req
1673. to get in the car
at the end of the day.Copy !req
1674. And then he looks at me
with such anger...Copy !req
1675. and I hate him then.Copy !req
1676. I know I'm failing you.
I know I'm disappointing you.Copy !req
1677. I know you deserve better,
but get in the fucking car!Copy !req
1678. Every morning,
I wake up and I fail.Copy !req
1679. And I look around, and everybody
seems to be pulling it off...Copy !req
1680. but somehow I can't...Copy !req
1681. no matter how hard I try.Copy !req
1682. Somehow... I'll never be enough.Copy !req
1683. You're enough.Copy !req
1684. Yeah, you're much more
than enough.Copy !req
1685. Lovely Rita.Copy !req
1686. Get off the grass, Dino.Copy !req
1687. OK, come on.Copy !req
1688. Be careful,
because you're gonna get hurt.Copy !req
1689. Guys, be careful
of the pictures.Copy !req
1690. Be careful
of the pretty pictures.Copy !req
1691. Sam, you're early.Copy !req
1692. All the lights were green.Copy !req
1693. When I was walking here,
all the lights were green.Copy !req
1694. There's a reason
for the court schedule.Copy !req
1695. You stopped showing up.Copy !req
1696. Lucy's had to rebuild
her whole life, Sam.Copy !req
1697. I want her back.
I know I can get her back.Copy !req
1698. That's not up to me.Copy !req
1699. But I'm just gonna tell you...Copy !req
1700. I'm gonna do everything
in my power...Copy !req
1701. to protect that little girl
from getting hurt again.Copy !req
1702. Whose dogs are these?Copy !req
1703. These are supplemental income.Copy !req
1704. Because I wash and I walk
and I feed the dogs.Copy !req
1705. Sam Dawson has everything
for your canine needs.Copy !req
1706. Let me go get your daughter.Copy !req
1707. Everybody behave
like a gentleman...Copy !req
1708. because Lucy's
gonna come out here...Copy !req
1709. and first impressions
are very important.Copy !req
1710. You never even came!Copy !req
1711. You never called!Copy !req
1712. You forgot about me!
How could you forget me?Copy !req
1713. No, I didn't forget you!
I would never forget you!Copy !req
1714. I hate you!Copy !req
1715. Will you not be mad at me
for one second?Copy !req
1716. Because I want to
tell you one thing, OK?Copy !req
1717. Because last night,
I was writing you a letter...Copy !req
1718. and then the words,
they got too big.Copy !req
1719. Gesundheit, Floppy.
Floppy has a cold.Copy !req
1720. And then I said...Copy !req
1721. "Dear Lucy, I'm sorry
I maybe hurt your feelings...Copy !req
1722. "and I was thinking
about you all the time.Copy !req
1723. "Lucy on a hammock...Copy !req
1724. "and Lucy at school...Copy !req
1725. "and Lucy in the sky
and kisses and hugs, Daddy.Copy !req
1726. "And P.S. I love you,
like the song.Copy !req
1727. "P.S. I love you,
like in the song."Copy !req
1728. Hello, Mr. Dawson.Copy !req
1729. Yeah. Hello, lawyer.Copy !req
1730. Shall we?Copy !req
1731. And in these next months...Copy !req
1732. Mr. Dawson will be expanding
his support system...Copy !req
1733. to include regional service
programs, tutors, and—Copy !req
1734. I think it's very important
that you know...Copy !req
1735. that the foster family is
pushing forward toward adoption.Copy !req
1736. The Department of Child
and Family Services and I...Copy !req
1737. fully support their request.Copy !req
1738. Darn it.Copy !req
1739. Sam, there's one option
we've never talked about.Copy !req
1740. I know what you went through...Copy !req
1741. the last time
you took the stand.Copy !req
1742. I didn't like that at all.Copy !req
1743. We could give the foster parents
guardianship...Copy !req
1744. and then we could try...Copy !req
1745. for the most incredible
visitation rights...Copy !req
1746. and it would almost seem
like joint custody.Copy !req
1747. You're saying
I don't have a chance.Copy !req
1748. That's what you're saying.Copy !req
1749. No. I'm not saying
you don't have a chance.Copy !req
1750. That's what you said last time
and now look where he is.Copy !req
1751. But she's not saying
that I don't have a chance.Copy !req
1752. So tell me that I have a chance.Copy !req
1753. Oh, my God. Sam, you guys...Copy !req
1754. it's video night at my house,
and I'm not even there.Copy !req
1755. - Check.
- Sam, get your dessert to go.Copy !req
1756. Because, OK.Copy !req
1757. Wait.
This is really hard to say.Copy !req
1758. For me, this is
a very hard thing to say...Copy !req
1759. but I'm gonna stay and have
my dessert here with Rita...Copy !req
1760. and I'm not gonna go
to video night tonight.Copy !req
1761. What?Copy !req
1762. Gee, that figures.
I knew that was coming.Copy !req
1763. Sam, you can go if you—Copy !req
1764. - I said no, Rita.
- But if you want to go—Copy !req
1765. Do you want me to go?Copy !req
1766. No, I don't want you to go,
but you can go if you want.Copy !req
1767. - Fine.
- Fine.Copy !req
1768. Good-bye, Rita.Copy !req
1769. If you want to come to
video night, you're welcome to.Copy !req
1770. Thank you, Joe.Copy !req
1771. Bye, Joe.Copy !req
1772. Because you're eating slower.
That's good.Copy !req
1773. Because it's good to chew.Copy !req
1774. Buttermilk pancakes.Copy !req
1775. OK. Let me see.Copy !req
1776. OK, sidebar.Copy !req
1777. Because you—
you need to leave your husband.Copy !req
1778. And I need to get Lucy back.Copy !req
1779. We need—Copy !req
1780. When dealing with the customer,
always be friendly...Copy !req
1781. and not familiar.Copy !req
1782. Because I can be your friend.Copy !req
1783. Thank you.Copy !req
1784. But you still need
to leave your husband.Copy !req
1785. My marriage isn't so bad.Copy !req
1786. It's just that...Copy !req
1787. it's just...Copy !req
1788. I've never lost at anything.Copy !req
1789. - Daddy?
- Hi.Copy !req
1790. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1791. I live here.Copy !req
1792. What do you mean you live here?Copy !req
1793. Actually, I live here.Copy !req
1794. This is where you live?Copy !req
1795. So close to me?Copy !req
1796. Yeah, because I wanted
to be close.Copy !req
1797. I wanted to be closer to you...Copy !req
1798. so I live here
in that apartment.Copy !req
1799. It's number nine.Copy !req
1800. And number nine
is like October 9...Copy !req
1801. when John Lennon was born...Copy !req
1802. and his son was born
on October 9, too.Copy !req
1803. John met Yoko on November 9.Copy !req
1804. Yeah, and his mother lived...Copy !req
1805. at number nine Newcastle
in Liverpool.Copy !req
1806. Newcastle, nine letters.
Liverpool, nine letters.Copy !req
1807. Maybe I can talk to Daddy
for a minute?Copy !req
1808. Come over here, Dino.Copy !req
1809. You're a Girl Scout now!Copy !req
1810. Is that OK?Copy !req
1811. Yeah, that's really good.Copy !req
1812. Look at my pins.Copy !req
1813. - It looks very good on you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1814. You'll be
a very good Girl Scout.Copy !req
1815. Sam, we need to talk.Copy !req
1816. What are you doing?Copy !req
1817. Trying to get closer to her
by moving closer?Copy !req
1818. We're supposed
to give her consistency.Copy !req
1819. We've got a week
till we go to court.Copy !req
1820. Because every time I came down
to see her on a bus...Copy !req
1821. I was always every time
wasting time on a bus.Copy !req
1822. I really do understand.Copy !req
1823. But we have to make it about her
and what's best for her.Copy !req
1824. Yeah, what's best for her
is what's most important.Copy !req
1825. - Right.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1826. Does Floppy still have his cold?Copy !req
1827. Yeah, but Floppy's
getting much better.Copy !req
1828. That's good.Copy !req
1829. Can I buy some cookies from you?Copy !req
1830. That'll be 3.25.Copy !req
1831. We can get it
from you later.Copy !req
1832. We really should get going.Copy !req
1833. - Here you go.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1834. Can I hug her bye-bye?Copy !req
1835. Of course you can hug her.Copy !req
1836. Good-bye.Copy !req
1837. Really very good to see you.Copy !req
1838. Daddy!Copy !req
1839. Did you know
that Warren G. Harding...Copy !req
1840. was the 29th president
of the United States?Copy !req
1841. Remember, the 29th president...Copy !req
1842. in case the judge asks.Copy !req
1843. What are you doing out here?Copy !req
1844. I missed you.Copy !req
1845. You could get really hurted.Copy !req
1846. And it's really cold...Copy !req
1847. and you don't have enough on
to keep you warm.Copy !req
1848. What—?Copy !req
1849. She couldn't sleep,
so she came to my house.Copy !req
1850. Give me my daughter.
Give us Lucy. Come here.Copy !req
1851. Easy, Sam.
Thank you.Copy !req
1852. Sometimes
if you rub her belly...Copy !req
1853. and then if you
tell her two stories...Copy !req
1854. and give her half
an IHOP corn muffin...Copy !req
1855. then sometimes she sleeps.Copy !req
1856. When she can't sleep.Copy !req
1857. We'll be fine, Sam.
Good night.Copy !req
1858. Good night.Copy !req
1859. You can go home now.Copy !req
1860. Yeah, a personal
pepperoni pan pizza.Copy !req
1861. That's a wonderful choice.Copy !req
1862. Daddy?Copy !req
1863. Daddy?Copy !req
1864. Lucy, come here.Copy !req
1865. Hi, sweetie.Copy !req
1866. I made us a midnight snack.Copy !req
1867. Half an IHOP corn cake.Copy !req
1868. I understand that
you want to see your daddy.Copy !req
1869. And I really don't want
to keep you from him.Copy !req
1870. I really honestly don't.Copy !req
1871. I want you to know that.Copy !req
1872. So whenever you want
to see him, you just tell me.Copy !req
1873. Any time you want
to see him is fine...Copy !req
1874. but we kind of need
to work it out first.Copy !req
1875. So how about a snack?Copy !req
1876. Thank you.Copy !req
1877. Good night.Copy !req
1878. Good night.Copy !req
1879. Everybody behave yourself.Copy !req
1880. Oh, how wonderful.
You brought Willy.Copy !req
1881. - Hi, Willy.
- Hi, Sam.Copy !req
1882. It's good to see you.Copy !req
1883. We have to close the door
because the dogs go out.Copy !req
1884. My husband left this
when he moved out.Copy !req
1885. Lovely Rita.Copy !req
1886. OK, let me see.Copy !req
1887. They're going to put Randy
on the stand tomorrow first...Copy !req
1888. and then you.Copy !req
1889. They're a very nice couple.Copy !req
1890. And she's pretty,
and they have a nice house...Copy !req
1891. and she's smart, too.Copy !req
1892. Sam, I worry.
I worry sometimes.Copy !req
1893. Do you worry
that you did something wrong?Copy !req
1894. I worry that I've gotten...Copy !req
1895. more out of this relationship
than you.Copy !req
1896. I have the lawyer
that never loses.Copy !req
1897. That's me.Copy !req
1898. And the manager at
the Pizza Hut's gonna testify...Copy !req
1899. and that's good.Copy !req
1900. Absolutely.Copy !req
1901. And Annie said
that George thinks—Copy !req
1902. that George Harrison
couldn't—Copy !req
1903. maybe, he couldn't
write a song...Copy !req
1904. but then he wrote
"Here Comes the Sun"...Copy !req
1905. and she said that it was one of
the best songs on "Abbey Road."Copy !req
1906. George was always
my favorite Beatle.Copy !req
1907. She's OK. Sorry.Copy !req
1908. She fell asleep in the car.Copy !req
1909. I was gonna turn back
and tuck her in... in her room.Copy !req
1910. You know, that I—
in her room that I made for her.Copy !req
1911. Because I tried to make
a really nice room for her.Copy !req
1912. But I was afraid
she'd wake up at our house...Copy !req
1913. and want to come home.Copy !req
1914. That's a girl.Copy !req
1915. I have to apologize to you...Copy !req
1916. because I was gonna
tell that judge...Copy !req
1917. that I could give Lucy
the kind of love she never had.Copy !req
1918. But I can't say that,
because I'd be lying.Copy !req
1919. I hope...Copy !req
1920. I hope you're saying
what I think you're saying.Copy !req
1921. I hope you're saying
what I think you're saying.Copy !req
1922. I am.Copy !req
1923. Bye.Copy !req
1924. I'll see you in court tomorrow.Copy !req
1925. Save me a seat, Sam.Copy !req
1926. On your side. OK?Copy !req
1927. Yeah. I'll save you a seat
on my side.Copy !req
1928. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
1929. Randy?Copy !req
1930. If I tell you a secret...Copy !req
1931. that I can't do it by myself...Copy !req
1932. will you tell the judge on me?Copy !req
1933. No, Sam.Copy !req
1934. Promise?Copy !req
1935. I promise.Copy !req
1936. Because I always wanted
Lucy to have a mother.Copy !req
1937. I always wanted her
to have a mother.Copy !req
1938. Help. I need somebody.Copy !req
1939. Help. Not just anyone.Copy !req
1940. And you're the red
in her painting.Copy !req
1941. Because I think
you're the red in her painting.Copy !req
1942. Thank you, Sam.Copy !req
1943. Play ball!Copy !req
1944. Get it, Lucy!Copy !req
1945. Go, Lucy!Copy !req
1946. Lucy got a goal!Copy !req
1947. Lucy got a goal, Rita!Copy !req