1. TEST
Copy !req
2. Im disappointed in your species
Copy !req
3. The human species
Copy !req
4. Other planets that I've created
in the solar system are doing very well
Copy !req
5. They respect their species
Copy !req
6. And the natural environment
Copy !req
7. Why are the humans failing?
Copy !req
8. I've given them everything
Copy !req
9. I've given them everything
Copy !req
10. Everything
Copy !req
11. You're crazy!
Copy !req
12. Think I'm crazy?
Copy !req
13. I'm so fucking high
Copy !req
14. I want you so bad
Copy !req
15. I really don't need to
Copy !req
16. Holy shit!
Copy !req
17. We've gone to heaven
Copy !req
18. Your weapons can not harm me
Copy !req
19. Have we died and gone to heaven?
Copy !req
20. Are we in heaven?
Copy !req
21. No this is not heaven
Copy !req
22. This is not the way
I intended my experiment
Copy !req
23. In creating this planet
Copy !req
24. And this human species to go
Copy !req
25. I'm disappointed in your species
Copy !req
26. That's why I'm here
Copy !req
27. Let's get the hell out of here!
Run!
Copy !req
28. I've had to freeze you
and make you disappear
Copy !req
29. But it's only temporary
Copy !req
30. Humans have taken far too long
to understand solar energy
Copy !req
31. But they are beginning to make progress now
Copy !req
32. They think they may have an opportunity
to use it now
Copy !req
33. But they are in for a surprise
Copy !req
34. The country is finally seriously
adressing sustainability
Copy !req
35. And respecting the planets
natural ressources
Copy !req
36. I'm so excited to be working here!
Copy !req
37. We're finally producing results generating
solar power
Copy !req
38. as well as wind-turbine power generation
Copy !req
39. The engineering research on thermal power
is doing the same
Copy !req
40. The younger generation will have
Copy !req
41. a sustainable energy system to look
forward to
Copy !req
42. Corrupt corporations
Copy !req
43. Criminals on Wall Street
Copy !req
44. Greedy politicians
Copy !req
45. Lying lawyers and insurance companies
Copy !req
46. Are destroying what I had planned
for this planet
Copy !req
47. I will eliminate them all
Copy !req
48. If the humans can not
Copy !req
49. Or will not, on their own
Copy !req
50. Now that we've payed off
Copy !req
51. our fellow elective representatives
in the legislature
Copy !req
52. That environmental solar panel
development bill
Copy !req
53. Will fail next week
Copy !req
54. Not to mention the cash
it will put in our pockets
Copy !req
55. The country has done without
solar and wind power until now
Copy !req
56. They can wait a few more years
Copy !req
57. It's more profitable to be without those
Copy !req
58. sustainable energy systems at this time
Copy !req
59. The country has known for years
Copy !req
60. that the corporations
Copy !req
61. and certainly the politicians
Copy !req
62. Don't have the insight or the vision
Copy !req
63. To create sustainable energy systems
Copy !req
64. They think there might be an opportunity
for that to happen
Copy !req
65. But they're in for a surprise
Copy !req
66. Our network of connections, technology
Copy !req
67. pay-offs and greed
Copy !req
68. will never let it happen
Copy !req
69. It will take a power greater than ours
Copy !req
70. to get rid of us!
Copy !req
71. And clean up the systems
Copy !req
72. and manage the environmental ressources
of this planet
Copy !req
73. the way they were intended
Copy !req
74. I'm so sorry but
Copy !req
75. due to the poor economy,
we're going have to lay you off
Copy !req
76. Along with some other staff members
Copy !req
77. We all had the best of intentions
of improving the nations
Copy !req
78. sustainable energy systems
and environment but
Copy !req
79. The corruption and greed and big business
and government just won't let it happen
Copy !req
80. We're all very disappointed
Copy !req
81. It's always the government and lawyers
that prevent progress
Copy !req
82. Don't give up
Copy !req
83. Don't give up!
Copy !req
84. You can make a difference!
Copy !req
85. Don't give up
Copy !req
86. I don't know what I'm gonna do
Copy !req
87. I can't believe I was laid off
Copy !req
88. We were doing some of the most important
Copy !req
89. ecological work with that company
Copy !req
90. The research we were doing was going
to solve everybody's energy problems
Copy !req
91. and we couldn't get government support!
Copy !req
92. They're not going to hire anybody
of us back at this point
Copy !req
93. and I have this "baby"
Copy !req
94. How am I going to support her
if I'm all alone?
Copy !req
95. You'll find something
Copy !req
96. You're my "twin" sister!
Copy !req
97. You're pretty and smart
Copy !req
98. You're hot!
Copy !req
99. We're hot!
Copy !req
100. There's no way though I'm going to find
anything half as interesting
Copy !req
101. Especially in this economy
Copy !req
102. Become a stripper!
Copy !req
103. An escort!
Copy !req
104. You'd be great at that!
Copy !req
105. You'd just have to give up your...
Copy !req
106. Shut the fuck up!
Copy !req
107. There's no way I'm going to become
a stripper
Copy !req
108. I'm a mother
Copy !req
109. I have a baby!
Copy !req
110. You may not have a choice
Copy !req
111. Look
Copy !req
112. I have someone I can hook you up with
Copy !req
113. Just to get you started
Copy !req
114. And you can lie to everyone,
like all the other girls do
Copy !req
115. They tell their friends that they're
Copy !req
116. in various forms of business
Copy !req
117. but they really are not
Copy !req
118. they're strippers or escorts!
Copy !req
119. It's their big secret in sin city
Copy !req
120. I'm getting kind of desperate
Copy !req
121. Waouw!
Copy !req
122. Waouw!
Copy !req
123. The humans still have not developped
a justice system that punishes the guilty
Copy !req
124. and protects the innocent
Copy !req
125. Hey, I've got the new girl to work for us
Copy !req
126. Very hot
Copy !req
127. I'd like to do any of these two guys
at the same time
Copy !req
128. What?
Copy !req
129. Hell yeah!
Copy !req
130. I'll do her! Damn!
Copy !req
131. "Twins"!
Copy !req
132. I get her first!
Copy !req
133. This is for you
Copy !req
134. Come with me
Copy !req
135. As an elected government official
Copy !req
136. and as lawyer
Copy !req
137. we proudly make this donation
Copy !req
138. As long as you do what I say
Copy !req
139. and vote on issues that help me
Copy !req
140. I'll do everything I can
Copy !req
141. Just keep the goodies coming my way
Copy !req
142. We're going to have your elected colleague
Mister Smith
Copy !req
143. and his lawyer
Copy !req
144. removed from our business affairs
Copy !req
145. Permanently
Copy !req
146. They're going to have an infortunate
Copy !req
147. accident
Copy !req
148. No! Don't cut off my ear!
Copy !req
149. No! No!
Copy !req
150. Don't cut off my hand!
Copy !req
151. We want you to act surprised and shocked
Copy !req
152. And when the federal investigation begins
Copy !req
153. you don't know anything about how
it may have happened
Copy !req
154. Anything you say
Copy !req
155. Anything you say
Copy !req
156. Oh by the way
Copy !req
157. I'd like to arrange for a thank-you gift
Copy !req
158. To be given to you later today
Copy !req
159. Welcome to our world
Copy !req
160. Double my pleasure
Copy !req
161. Thank-you
Copy !req
162. Thank-you for the gift
Copy !req
163. It will be well worth it
Copy !req
164. Now that we've paid off our fellow
elective representatives in the legislature
Copy !req
165. That environmental solar panel
development bill
Copy !req
166. Will fail next week
Copy !req
167. Argh! The hell man?
Copy !req
168. That's just not right
Copy !req
169. Let me help you
Copy !req
170. I don't feel so good
Copy !req
171. Cancer chemo is kicking my ass!
Copy !req
172. I always wanted to see this
Copy !req
173. before I died
Copy !req
174. I only have a month to live
Copy !req
175. Stop fucking around
Copy !req
176. Leave him alone
Copy !req
177. We have business to do
Copy !req
178. This is Erik
Copy !req
179. Our European distributor
Copy !req
180. for anything outside of the country
Copy !req
181. I can get you anything your customers want!
Anything! Worldwide!
Copy !req
182. I have arranged for pay-off protections,
like you have
Copy !req
183. No government will catch me!
Copy !req
184. We'll be glad to help you Erik
Copy !req
185. Anyway we can
Copy !req
186. We're in it for ourselves
Copy !req
187. for the pay-offs
Copy !req
188. We're very well connected
Copy !req
189. Just keep the gifts, drugs, and girls,
coming our way
Copy !req
190. We're worldwide now, we'll kill anybody
who gets in our way
Copy !req
191. We've got to go, now!
Copy !req
192. Where are my drugs?
Copy !req
193. I can't do this
Copy !req
194. My "baby"
Copy !req
195. I love my "baby"
Copy !req
196. Once you're high, you won't remember
a thing, just the money you're making
Copy !req
197. What's up?
Copy !req
198. You got a problem punk? You wanna to die?
Copy !req
199. This isn't the way I planned your species
Copy !req
200. You two are worthless
Copy !req
201. I'm sorry, we have to lay you off
Copy !req
202. We're all so sorry
Copy !req
203. I don't understand how could
they let this happen
Copy !req
204. Sustainable energy systems are our future
Copy !req
205. It's all about money. Corporately.
Copy !req
206. I'm sure this is only a temporary delay
Copy !req
207. This is not a temporary delay,
it's more politics and corporate greed
Copy !req
208. They've been trying to develop sustainable
and solar systems for 30 years now
Copy !req
209. and nothing has happened
Copy !req
210. They're lying to us
Copy !req
211. Just like they're lying about trying to
find cures for cancer and other diseases
Copy !req
212. They could find a cure if they wanted to
Copy !req
213. It's more profitable not to find any cures
Copy !req
214. We're all so sorry
Copy !req
215. You sure are
Copy !req
216. Now I've lost my job, and I won't be able
to find another one
Copy !req
217. I'm an environmental activist! And it's
getting me nowhere!
Copy !req
218. The politicans and society
still have no interest
Copy !req
219. nor money to help improve the environment
Copy !req
220. They should be capitalising on
the development of solar power
Copy !req
221. wind and energy fuel efficient systems
Copy !req
222. They could care less about living with
nature, not damaging the planet
Copy !req
223. They're all so greedy and money oriented
Copy !req
224. and I'm so passionate about this!
Copy !req
225. You're unemployed too?
Copy !req
226. What are you gonna do?
Copy !req
227. I don't know
Copy !req
228. This fucking sucks,
but we'll think of something
Copy !req
229. I'll become a full time hooker or stripper
and not tell him the truth
Copy !req
230. I'll tell him I got a
part-time job at the mall
Copy !req
231. Don't worry babe,
we'll be ok
Copy !req
232. I'm scared
Copy !req
233. I'll become a car thief
and not tell her the truth
Copy !req
234. I'll tell her I got a part-time job
at the factory
Copy !req
235. I think I know him
Copy !req
236. that face
Copy !req
237. Excuse me!
Your baby dropped his toy
Copy !req
238. Thank you
You're welcome
Copy !req
239. Cancer chemo is kicking my ass!
Copy !req
240. I only have a month to live
Copy !req
241. Go with her. Have a full, long and
healthy, happy life
Copy !req
242. Be a family
Copy !req
243. What's up?
We've heard a lot about you
Copy !req
244. I want to join your gang
Copy !req
245. Sounds good. Let's talk
Copy !req
246. The only problem?
You're doing it on our turf
Copy !req
247. No respect for us
Copy !req
248. Bringing unwanted attention to us
Copy !req
249. That's not good man
Copy !req
250. Fuck you and fuck respect
Copy !req
251. It's about business
Copy !req
252. No! It's family!
Copy !req
253. We eliminated our problem
Copy !req
254. Eliminated our problem
Copy !req
255. What? This damn piece of garbage?
Copy !req
256. Oh god!
Copy !req
257. He was so young!
Copy !req
258. What's his family gonna...
Copy !req
259. Those who don't play by our rules...
Copy !req
260. lose
Copy !req
261. There's more.
You just wait till later today
Copy !req
262. You politicians and lawyers
Copy !req
263. you'll appreciate this
Copy !req
264. Being the greedy liars,
and thiefs that you are
Copy !req
265. We have a rat amongst us!
Copy !req
266. An undercover cop
Copy !req
267. We trusted you like a brother!
Copy !req
268. Kill him!
Copy !req
269. This wasn't part of our deal!
Copy !req
270. No pay-off is worth this!
Copy !req
271. I don't want any part of this!
Copy !req
272. I like what I see
Copy !req
273. Cut it off!
Copy !req
274. You're free. Go
Copy !req
275. I have eliminated the corrupt politicians
and lawyers
Copy !req
276. I have eliminated the greedy
corporate leaders
Copy !req
277. I have eliminated those who believe
in violence towards mankind
Copy !req
278. I have eliminated those who polute
the planets natural ressources
Copy !req
279. I will eliminate them all if the humans
can not or will not on their own
Copy !req
280. The humans are failing
to respect this planet
Copy !req
281. Its natural ressources, energy efficiency,
sustainability
Copy !req
282. Even their own humankind
Copy !req
283. You're free. Go
Copy !req
284. Learn to love yourself. Other humans
Copy !req
285. and humanity
Copy !req
286. You have so much to offer nature,
and this planet
Copy !req
287. I know you from somewhere
Copy !req
288. Help me!
Save me!
Copy !req
289. You can save yourself!
Copy !req
290. I've made you strong enough
to save yourself!
Copy !req
291. Why doesn't this species understand?
Copy !req
292. I've given them so much
Copy !req
293. Respect yourselves
Copy !req
294. Love nature
Copy !req
295. Live in peace
Copy !req
296. Have I failed them?
Copy !req
297. Go now. Contribute
Copy !req
298. Provide for your fellow Men and the planet
Copy !req
299. Make the best of what I've created for you
Copy !req
300. Don't waste your lives
Copy !req
301. Tell everyone
Copy !req
302. Wait for me!
Copy !req
303. Wait for me!
Copy !req
304. My experiment on this planet is failing
Copy !req
305. The humans are failing me
Copy !req
306. The humans must learn to live in
harmony with nature
Copy !req
307. They must learn to live peacefully
with other humans
Copy !req
308. And non-humans
Copy !req
309. Respect one another
Copy !req
310. They must learn not to destroy this
wonderful natural environment
Copy !req
311. And all the gifts that I have given them
Copy !req
312. They must use their intelligence
to further humanity
Copy !req
313. Not waste it on greed, violence and lies
Copy !req
314. Wait for me
Copy !req
315. Wait for me!
Copy !req
316. The humans dreams...
Copy !req
317. they can come true
Copy !req
318. I will give them one more chance
Copy !req
319. If they fail...
Copy !req
320. I will destroy this planet
Copy !req
321. and this experiment
Copy !req
322. Man has the responsibility...
Copy !req
323. not the power
Copy !req
324. I will come back soon
Copy !req
325. and decide whether to end it all
or not
Copy !req
326. I hope humanity has learned its lesson
Copy !req
327. from all its mistakes
Copy !req
328. Otherwise I will turn this planet into dust
Copy !req
329. and begin again
Copy !req