1. Here I come!Copy !req
2. Here I come.Copy !req
3. Mrs Faulkner?Copy !req
4. Yes. Bella Faulkner.Copy !req
5. Bella, Paula Hall from Child Welfare
Services. This is Ricky Baker.Copy !req
6. Ricky Baker. Yes.Copy !req
7. Oh, here you are.Copy !req
8. Mm.Copy !req
9. Ricky, I'm Bella. Uh, you can call
me Bella, or Auntie, if you like,Copy !req
10. even though I'm not
your real auntie.Copy !req
11. But, you know, it's
a bit less formal.Copy !req
12. Whoo. You're a big fella!Copy !req
13. Who ate the guy who
ate all the pies, eh?Copy !req
14. Sorry.Copy !req
15. Well, he's nice.Copy !req
16. Yeah. Now, uh, obviously we've got a
couple of things to talk through, Bella.Copy !req
17. Clearly you've been
briefed about his, uh,Copy !req
18. background and also his
foster care history.Copy !req
19. Apparently he's a bit of
a handful, a real bad egg.Copy !req
20. I mean, if you look at his file,
you'll see that for yourself.Copy !req
21. We're talking disobedience, stealing,
spitting, running away,Copy !req
22. throwing rocks, kicking stuff, defacing
stuff, burning stuff, loitering and graffiti.Copy !req
23. And that's just the
stuff we know about.Copy !req
24. But hopefully, uh, change in scene
will help straighten him out.Copy !req
25. He's home now. He'll be OK.Copy !req
26. OK. Well, I like your
enthusiasm. Good.Copy !req
27. Ricky, this is your new home.Copy !req
28. A real piece of work, this one.Copy !req
29. Ricky!Copy !req
30. There's no one else
who wants you, OK?Copy !req
31. Now, Ricky, you know what the
alternative is, don't you? Eh?Copy !req
32. Think you can make it work? 'Course we can.
We'll make it work.Copy !req
33. Move. Move it. Move!Copy !req
34. Yeah. I've been in
this game a long time.Copy !req
35. 'No child left behind' is our motto.Copy !req
36. Well, it's not, you know, the official
motto, but it's definitely mine.Copy !req
37. Also, as part of the transition process,
I'll be needing to inspect your property,Copy !req
38. just to make sure that it's
up to our high standard.Copy !req
39. Looks fine. What do you think,
Constable Tappert?Copy !req
40. - Andy!
- Yeah, it looks cool. Yeah.Copy !req
41. We'll be coming in every eight weeks or so,
just to check in on, uh...Copy !req
42. Who's that Crocodile Dundee
guy over there?Copy !req
43. Oh, that's my husband, Hector.Copy !req
44. Whoa. He's giving
that pig a piggyback.Copy !req
45. Well, I see he has a rifle. Just
keep it away from this little guy.Copy !req
46. God knows what he's capable of.Copy !req
47. OK, he's all yours. No returns.Copy !req
48. Oh, I'm just joking.Copy !req
49. OK. You've got my number, so just, uh,
ring me if you've got any trouble. OK?Copy !req
50. Bye, Ricky.Copy !req
51. Bye, Ricky.Copy !req
52. Wow, what a shocker, ehCopy !req
53. OK, let's go, Andy.Copy !req
54. Ricky, this is Hec. You can
call him Uncle, if you like.Copy !req
55. No, he can't.Copy !req
56. What do you want to do?
Are you hungry?Copy !req
57. That's a silly question,
isn't it? Look at you.Copy !req
58. Mm?Copy !req
59. You ever worked on a farm before
or you just... ornamental?Copy !req
60. Hec. Just remember when we first met,
you weren't much good to anyone.Copy !req
61. Just a scruffy white drifter who
smelled like methylated spirits.Copy !req
62. Goodnight.Copy !req
63. Eh? What's that, dear?Copy !req
64. Goodnight.Copy !req
65. Oh...Copy !req
66. Jeez, Hec. You bloody idiot.Copy !req
67. What?Copy !req
68. Ricky?Copy !req
69. Buddy? Are you OK?Copy !req
70. Sorry about Hec. He's a
silly old goat, that's all.Copy !req
71. OK, well, I hope you
like your room, petal.Copy !req
72. They said you liked to read, so
I got a bunch of books for you,Copy !req
73. and you'll also notice an Indian lamp,
a bulldog lamp and some cats,Copy !req
74. and a nice sharp knife to
kill monsters in the night.Copy !req
75. I can't imagine what you've been through,
boy. You know, I can't imagine it was easy.Copy !req
76. But you're here now.
This is home.Copy !req
77. Anyway, it's really nice to have
you here, and I left a hottie in your bed.Copy !req
78. We'll see you in the morning.Copy !req
79. OK, Ricky?Copy !req
80. Nigh-night, then.
See you in the morning.Copy !req
81. Jeez, boy, it's a miracle we found you!
You made it all of 200m.Copy !req
82. I was just taking a break.Copy !req
83. Hec's cooking breakfast.Copy !req
84. Eggs, bacon, a few sossies
on the side... pancakes.Copy !req
85. Come on. Have some breakfast,
then you can run away.Copy !req
86. Oh man. I got poop on my kicks.Copy !req
87. Go away, insect!Copy !req
88. Good pancake.Copy !req
89. So, what's your dog's name?Copy !req
90. Zag.Copy !req
91. You should get another
one and name it Zig.Copy !req
92. Bella told me to tell you that...
you should give me something to do.Copy !req
93. Is there anything
you want me to do?Copy !req
94. Yeah... leave me alone.Copy !req
95. Cool.Copy !req
96. Morning.Copy !req
97. Morning. I thought
you were running away.Copy !req
98. I did, but I forgot something,
so I came back.Copy !req
99. Oh. Good for you, Ricky.
Good to see some initiative.Copy !req
100. You ever been up in
that jungle before?Copy !req
101. Oh, it's not a jungle; it's the bush. There's
about a million hectares of it, buddy.Copy !req
102. You said 'bush'.Copy !req
103. I'm from up there,
deep in the mountains.Copy !req
104. You ever go back much? Not forCopy !req
105. a long time. It's a
hard journey, easy to get lost.Copy !req
106. We got a lake up there
called Makutekahu.Copy !req
107. It's so high up it wets
the cloak of the sky.Copy !req
108. It's the first place our spirits
go on their way to Reinga.Copy !req
109. Yeah, when my time comes,
that's where I'll go too.Copy !req
110. Man, you guys got a lot
of dead stuff round here.Copy !req
111. Mm. Saw a dead sheep the other day.
Had maggots in it.Copy !req
112. There's heaps of maggots,Copy !req
113. maggots wriggling in that sheepCopy !req
114. like moving rice. Yuck.Copy !req
115. That was my haiku about maggots.Copy !req
116. It's called 'Maggots'.Copy !req
117. This counselor lady made me
do them when I got in trouble.Copy !req
118. They help me express
my feelings.Copy !req
119. They're poems made up of...
Yeah. I know what a haiku is.Copy !req
120. I got heaps of them...
want to hear another one?Copy !req
121. Sure.Copy !req
122. 'Kingi, you wanker.Copy !req
123. 'You arsehole.
I hate you heaps.Copy !req
124. 'Please die soon in pain.'Copy !req
125. That was called
'Kingi, you Wanker'.Copy !req
126. Yeah, yeah. OK. Got ya. Got ya.
That's enough haikus for today.Copy !req
127. Come on. Sit down.
Come and give me a hand.Copy !req
128. Well, it's like this,Copy !req
129. and then you put it in this bag.Copy !req
130. Easy.Copy !req
131. Here you go. You have a go.Copy !req
132. Do you want to
try something else?Copy !req
133. Yes, please.Copy !req
134. I'm imagining I'm a Maori warrior, and that
bottle over there is a British soldier,Copy !req
135. and I'm defending all my wives.Copy !req
136. All right, Te Kooti.Copy !req
137. Well, you just keep the target above
the little notch in the sight.Copy !req
138. And then when you're ready,
you just breathe...Copy !req
139. Bloody hell!Copy !req
140. So, what are we hunting?Copy !req
141. Oh, anything.
Deer, if we're lucky.Copy !req
142. Can we shoot one of
those horses up there?Copy !req
143. Oh, I'll give... I'll give you one
guess what my answer will be.Copy !req
144. Well, can I ride one?Copy !req
145. Nobody can ride them;
they're too wild.Copy !req
146. Why do they need
to be ridden, anyway?Copy !req
147. Well, that's what
they're there for.Copy !req
148. Why can't they just eat grass and
be horses and leave it at that, eh?Copy !req
149. OK, OK. I was just
making conversation.Copy !req
150. ZAG BARKS Shh.Copy !req
151. Pig! Come on!Copy !req
152. What?Copy !req
153. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
That's dinner sorted!Copy !req
154. Whoa! Want to help me gut it?Copy !req
155. Hip hip!Copy !req
156. Hooray!Copy !req
157. Go on, blow out your candles.Copy !req
158. Hector, do you think it's time
we gave Ricky his present?Copy !req
159. Thank you, Auntie!
Thank you, Uncle!Copy !req
160. Feed him, clean up after him.
He's yours... you're responsible.Copy !req
161. This is the best
birthday I've ever had.Copy !req
162. I think it's the only
birthday I've ever had.Copy !req
163. What are you gonna call him?Copy !req
164. Um, still thinking. Something fierce to
reflect its true nature.Copy !req
165. Either Psycho, Megatron...
or Tupac.Copy !req
166. What's a Tupac?Copy !req
167. It's just my... this really cool rapper,
and he's, like, my best friend.Copy !req
168. Are you gonna run away tonight?Copy !req
169. Not sure.Copy !req
170. No, oh, it's cool with me.Copy !req
171. Just make sure you're
back by breakfast.Copy !req
172. So happy we found you, buddy.Copy !req
173. Sorry it took so long.Copy !req
174. Me too.Copy !req
175. Nigh-night, Ricky.Copy !req
176. Night, Auntie.Copy !req
177. Where are you going, Tupac?Copy !req
178. Come on.Copy !req
179. Man!Copy !req
180. Ohhh!Copy !req
181. Oh, Bella!Copy !req
182. You know, sometimes in life,Copy !req
183. it seems like
there's no way out...Copy !req
184. like a sheep trapped in
a maze designed by wolves.Copy !req
185. And you know that if
you're ever in that situation,Copy !req
186. there are always
two doors to choose from.Copy !req
187. And through the first door...Copy !req
188. oh, it's easy to get through that door
and on the other side waitingCopy !req
189. for you are all the nummiest
treats you can imagine.Copy !req
190. Fanta, Doritos, L&P,
Burger Rings, Coke Zero.Copy !req
191. But you know what?
There's also another door,Copy !req
192. not the Burger Ring door,
not the Fanta door;Copy !req
193. another door that's
harder to get through.Copy !req
194. Guess what's on the other side?Copy !req
195. Anyone want to take a guess?Copy !req
196. Vegetables?Copy !req
197. N-No, not vegeta...Copy !req
198. No.Copy !req
199. You would think Jesus. I thought Jesus the
first time I-I-I-I came across that door.Copy !req
200. It's not Jesus.
It's another door.Copy !req
201. And guess what's on the
other side of that door?Copy !req
202. Jesus.Copy !req
203. Jesus. Yeah, Jesus.Copy !req
204. He's tricky like that, Jesus.Copy !req
205. So let us pray,Copy !req
206. to Jesus, please, and make it a bit easier
to get through those doors, uh, to find youCopy !req
207. and your bounty of
delicious confectionery.Copy !req
208. Thank you, Selena.
Take it away.Copy !req
209. Dinner. It's a bit burnt.Copy !req
210. Here.Copy !req
211. Read this.Copy !req
212. Out loud.Copy !req
213. 'From the
Child Welfare people.Copy !req
214. 'Mr Hector Faulkner.'This is Paula
Hall from Child Welfare writing to you.Copy !req
215. 'I'm sorry to hear about
your recent bereavement.Copy !req
216. 'However, in light of
the altered circumstances,Copy !req
217. 'the current situation regarding
Ricky's care will have to be reviewed.Copy !req
218. 'As of June the 1st, I will be taking
him back into state custodyCopy !req
219. 'until alternative arrangements
can be made.Copy !req
220. 'Rest assured I am working tireless
to find a new home for Ricky.Copy !req
221. 'And you can expect a visit next
week for Ricky's collection.Copy !req
222. 'Sincerely, Paula Hall,
Ministry of Child Welfare.'Copy !req
223. Like hell! They can't do that!Copy !req
224. Yeah, they can.Copy !req
225. But I live here now.
It's my home!Copy !req
226. Not any more, it isn't. Not in their eyes.
Not without a woman to run the show.Copy !req
227. Why don't we just get you a new wife?Copy !req
228. There's plenty of ladies
on the internet, I heard.Copy !req
229. Too soon?Copy !req
230. What if we just keep living here,
and if they try to take the farm,Copy !req
231. we'll just have a
shootout, like Scarface.Copy !req
232. Except we don't
have any cocaine.Copy !req
233. You can't change this, Ricky.
You're gonna go back,Copy !req
234. and you're gonna stick it out
in a new home. OK?Copy !req
235. There's no way that's happening.Copy !req
236. Well, I'm gonna go bush. I'm
gonna...Copy !req
237. disappear for a while.Copy !req
238. Disappear?
Yeah, that sounds more like me.Copy !req
239. Come on! We'll be a team!Copy !req
240. Oh, for God's sake. You wouldn't
last five minutes out there.Copy !req
241. But Auntie Bella said
you had to look after me!Copy !req
242. Can you just give
me some privacy?Copy !req
243. I heard they do experiments
at the Boys' Home...Copy !req
244. waterboarding, torture,
that sort of thing.Copy !req
245. This one boy got thrown acid on his face
because he asked for more Weet-Bix.Copy !req
246. Hey, you can't put
Auntie in a box.Copy !req
247. Give it a rest. But she wanted to go
to the sky place.Copy !req
248. She's gone, OK? That's life...Copy !req
249. one day you're here, and the
next you're in a bloody box.Copy !req
250. Just get this into
your head, boy...Copy !req
251. it was Bella that wanted
you here, not me.Copy !req
252. I know you think this
can work, but it can't.Copy !req
253. So the welfare people are coming on Friday.
They're coming to get you.Copy !req
254. That's that, then?Copy !req
255. Yep... that's that.Copy !req
256. That's that.Copy !req
257. Goodbye, Ricky Baker.Copy !req
258. Uh-oh.Copy !req
259. Come on, Tupac! Come on, Tupac!Copy !req
260. Whoa!Copy !req
261. Five down, 10 to go. Come on,
Ricky. Stick on the rations.Copy !req
262. Stuff this,
Tupac. We're going home.Copy !req
263. Are you lost?Copy !req
264. Oh!Copy !req
265. No.Copy !req
266. Yeah, you are.Copy !req
267. Told you you wouldn't last more
than five minutes out here.Copy !req
268. You got yourself very lost.
I'm amazed how lost you are.Copy !req
269. I move fast. I've got my
own thing going on here...Copy !req
270. Ricky Town.
Population... Ricky.Copy !req
271. Yeah, well. You're going
back to Reality Town.Copy !req
272. Like hell. I live here now.Copy !req
273. Like hell.Copy !req
274. I've got better things
to do than to run aroundCopy !req
275. the bush looking for
little shits like you.Copy !req
276. So get up.Copy !req
277. I hate you.Copy !req
278. Well, I hate you too.Copy !req
279. I hope you die.Copy !req
280. Me too!Copy !req
281. You may as well just kill me now.Copy !req
282. Don't kill me.Copy !req
283. Anyway, I'm excited
to go back to the city.Copy !req
284. Good.Copy !req
285. Can't wait.
I hate it here...Copy !req
286. so much dirt.Copy !req
287. It's going to be cool.Copy !req
288. Get me some new gears, become a drug
dealer, a rapper, and die in a drive-by.Copy !req
289. Just keep an eye on
where you're going.Copy !req
290. This is wet.Copy !req
291. I'm hungry.
Where are we?Copy !req
292. Shut it.Copy !req
293. I hate the bush.Copy !req
294. Shut it.Copy !req
295. My shoes are wet.Copy !req
296. You're the useless bugger who got lost
in the first place. You remember that.Copy !req
297. You don't even have a map.
Where's our map?Copy !req
298. Don't need one.
I know where I am.Copy !req
299. Probably couldn't
even read it anyway.Copy !req
300. Why would I need to read a map?Copy !req
301. I already told you... I know where I am.
Reading is stupid anyway.Copy !req
302. Only people who can't read
say things like that.Copy !req
303. What?Copy !req
304. No. You can't read?Copy !req
305. Watch it now!Copy !req
306. You're like one of those
people who are, like,Copy !req
307. raised by, like, wolves
or something, eh?Copy !req
308. Ooga booga! Me Hec...
me no read!Copy !req
309. What's this? This is words.
Me stupid.Copy !req
310. You little...!Copy !req
311. - Ah, my foot.
- You OK?Copy !req
312. No. I'm not OK.Copy !req
313. This is all your fault, you little bastard!Copy !req
314. Come on, let's get
you comfortable.Copy !req
315. I don't really think
you're a bastard.Copy !req
316. Yeah, you do. That's OK, because
I think you're a bastard too.Copy !req
317. Anyway, it's good. It's... healthy
to get these feelings out.Copy !req
318. Can you move it yet?'Copy !req
319. Course I can't. It's fractured.
Take weeks to heal.Copy !req
320. OK, Debbie Downer, can we think
of something more positive?Copy !req
321. Maybe you could... write a
haiku to express your feelings.Copy !req
322. A what?Copy !req
323. Lost in the forest.Copy !req
324. A sore ankle, poor uncle.Copy !req
325. Oh well, never mind.Copy !req
326. Oh God, we really need
to get out of here.Copy !req
327. Do you want me to go find help?Copy !req
328. I'd die, wouldn't I?Copy !req
329. No, we've got no choice but to
camp out here for a few weeks.Copy !req
330. But I'm hungry!Copy !req
331. There's plenty to eat
if you know where to look.Copy !req
332. Well, I don't know where
to look Hector.Copy !req
333. And also, I ran out of toilet paper.
Give me some of yours.Copy !req
334. Eh?Copy !req
335. I've gotta poop. I need a poop,
you need a poop. We all poop.Copy !req
336. Use a leaf.Copy !req
337. A leaf?Copy !req
338. I hate you.Copy !req
339. And bury it!Copy !req
340. I'll bury you.Copy !req
341. This ain't no
charred foster kid.Copy !req
342. How can you tell, Paula?Copy !req
343. Does this look like a
human head to you, Andy?Copy !req
344. Where are you, Ricky Baker?Copy !req
345. Hey, I reckon the old man chopped him up,
buried him somewhere...Copy !req
346. Or ate him.Copy !req
347. Something definitely happened,Copy !req
348. but I'm wondering what.Copy !req
349. OK, I'm gonna need you to shut up, Andy,
because you're doing my frickin' head in.Copy !req
350. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
351. This ain't over by
a Mangaweka mile.Copy !req
352. Get me the police.
It's an emergency.Copy !req
353. Hey, whoa, Paula.
I am the police.Copy !req
354. I mean real ones, Andy.
Ones with guns.Copy !req
355. Hey, Uncle, wanna
listen to my Walkman?Copy !req
356. No.Copy !req
357. Where are you going?Copy !req
358. Hunting.Copy !req
359. Like hell.Copy !req
360. You can thank me later.Copy !req
361. Tupac!Copy !req
362. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
363. Did you get any food?Copy !req
364. What the hell is that?Copy !req
365. Salad.Copy !req
366. What? I'd like to see
you do any better.Copy !req
367. Never eaten a slug before.
Where did you get it?Copy !req
368. It's an eel.
Got it down the creek.Copy !req
369. Yeah, but how? With what?Copy !req
370. Oh, I don't know. The knack.Copy !req
371. Oh yeah, the knack.
What's that? How do you get it?Copy !req
372. It's not a thing. It's just...Copy !req
373. You just get it. It's a...Copy !req
374. Oh, it's a way of, um...Copy !req
375. it's a way of figuring things out
without having to think too hard or...Copy !req
376. or talk, more importantly.Copy !req
377. You know, most people who die in
the bush... they're found naked.Copy !req
378. Ew.Copy !req
379. Yeah, they panic, and they think their
clothes are slowing them down.Copy !req
380. They throw them away, and
then the cold gets to them.Copy !req
381. But the trick is...
this is the knack...Copy !req
382. you stay calm, you look for water,
you follow it to high groundCopy !req
383. until you can see
what's going on.Copy !req
384. What would you do if I got
lost today? Would you miss me?Copy !req
385. Well, you... you didn't get lost,
so... that's good.Copy !req
386. Do you miss Auntie Bella?Copy !req
387. Shh.Copy !req
388. Yeah, you're still processing.Copy !req
389. You got to do that when sad
things happen... process it.Copy !req
390. That's like when my mate Amber died.
I processed that for ages.Copy !req
391. Who's Amber?Copy !req
392. We were in a home
together for a while,Copy !req
393. and she went to this new family and
then started getting in trouble,Copy !req
394. telling stories about the dad.Copy !req
395. And then one day
she was just dead.Copy !req
396. What do you mean dead?
How?Copy !req
397. Don't know.
No one told me.Copy !req
398. This slug is actually
pretty good.Copy !req
399. Come on, it's time
to get out of here.Copy !req
400. Yes! Yes! Yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes! Yes!Copy !req
401. OK. We'll stay here the night, and we'll
be back at the farm by tomorrow arvo.Copy !req
402. Yes!Copy !req
403. There's beds, books!Copy !req
404. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Toilet paper!Copy !req
405. - A nice, warm fire. DOGS BARK
- Get out, you mongrels.Copy !req
406. Come on. Come on. Give me some bars so
I can communicate with the outside world.Copy !req
407. Ricky...Copy !req
408. take a look at this.Copy !req
409. Oh, Uncle. We're famous!Copy !req
410. 'Hector Faulkner,
65, and Richard Baker, 13,Copy !req
411. 'have been missing
now for six weeks.Copy !req
412. 'Faulkner is Cauc...Copy !req
413. 'Cauc... Asian.'Copy !req
414. Wow, they got that wrong,
because you're obviously white.Copy !req
415. 'There is a fear for Faulkner's mental health
following the recent death of his wife.Copy !req
416. 'Police are not ruling
out kidnapping.' Kidnapping!Copy !req
417. 'Park rangers have been alerted
for anyone seeing the pairCopy !req
418. 'should report back to the
nearest police station.' Ho!Copy !req
419. Uncle, you're basically a criminal now.
But on the bright side, you're famous.Copy !req
420. They think I'm crazy.Copy !req
421. And Asian.Copy !req
422. Hey, you know when the Wildebeests migrate,
they walk up to a thousand miles.Copy !req
423. Is that heaps?Copy !req
424. Yeah. Heaps.Copy !req
425. Just like us.Copy !req
426. Walking, walking,
trying to get somewhere.Copy !req
427. Looking for a better home.Copy !req
428. Gidday.Copy !req
429. Jeez, eh. Whoo.Copy !req
430. Got a lot of explaining to do.Copy !req
431. A lot of people
looking for you two.Copy !req
432. Yeah, we know.Copy !req
433. I did my ankle back in one of the valleys.
And, uh, we're on the way out now.Copy !req
434. Well...Copy !req
435. wait till they hear
we caught you in a hut.Copy !req
436. Well, we weren't hiding,Copy !req
437. The boy got himself lost,
and, uh, I'm bringing him back.Copy !req
438. Whoa. Cool gun, bro.Copy !req
439. What do you guys shoot with this?
Sparrows?Copy !req
440. Mm, sometimes.Copy !req
441. He hurt you, son?Copy !req
442. Nah. I fell in some
prickles one time.Copy !req
443. Did he push you
in those prickles?Copy !req
444. Yeah, probably. Did he push
you in the prickles, mate?Copy !req
445. Leave him alone.Copy !req
446. You shut your trap, old fulla.Copy !req
447. I'd go get some rest if I was you.
You've got a long walk tomorrow.Copy !req
448. First of all, you
watch how you talk to me.Copy !req
449. And second of all,Copy !req
450. you can take him,
but I'm staying here.Copy !req
451. Like hell. People want answers.Copy !req
452. Yeah, answers.Copy !req
453. Look, we got lost; I got injured.
He's fine. It was basically a holiday.Copy !req
454. Not a real holiday,
because he made me do stuff.Copy !req
455. Like what?Copy !req
456. Just stuff. He had a sore leg,
so he made me do things for him.Copy !req
457. It was hard at first, because my hands
are so soft. But I got used to it.Copy !req
458. I didn't really want to do it,
but it was the only way to survive.Copy !req
459. Well, it wasn't always hard.
Sometimes I got to do my own thing.Copy !req
460. He pretty much never
joined in with me, though.Copy !req
461. I asked if he wanted
to play with me, but...Copy !req
462. he would just make
me play with myself.Copy !req
463. I feel sick. I feel sick, Hugh.Copy !req
464. Well... Hang on. He doesn't
know what he means.Copy !req
465. You're a bloody pervert.Copy !req
466. What did you call me?Copy !req
467. You heard him. Yeah, you
heard him, you old perv.Copy !req
468. Hey! He's not a pervert,
you dickhead!Copy !req
469. Shut up Ricky.Copy !req
470. Yeah, shut up, Ricky.Copy !req
471. Hey, only I get to
tell him to shut up.Copy !req
472. Oooh. Brainwasher.Copy !req
473. You're going to jail,
you pervert.Copy !req
474. Want to say that again?Copy !req
475. Say it again.Copy !req
476. Going to jail...Copy !req
477. you pervert.Copy !req
478. Get off, you mongrel!Copy !req
479. Shit just got real!Copy !req
480. Back up, homies, and
let go of my uncle!Copy !req
481. It's OK, kid. You can put it down.
He won't hurt you anymore.Copy !req
482. I said get away from my uncle.Copy !req
483. Ricky, give me that.Copy !req
484. Get down!Copy !req
485. Ricky, get their guns. Take the bolts out.
We're getting out of here.Copy !req
486. Yeah. Shit just got real.Copy !req
487. Hey!Copy !req
488. You're dead, old man.Copy !req
489. Yeah, dead meat, you old perv!Copy !req
490. You've had it, mate!
There's no chance for you!Copy !req
491. Get up.Copy !req
492. Straight up that was the most
gangster shit I've ever done.Copy !req
493. You idiot. And what
were you talking aboutCopy !req
494. back there? Do you know
what that sounds like?Copy !req
495. No!Copy !req
496. Ohhh!Copy !req
497. They're gonna put
me away for sure.Copy !req
498. Bastards. Yeah, bastards.Copy !req
499. Hear what that guy called me?
Pervert!Copy !req
500. We need more guns...Copy !req
501. Oh God. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
502. Hand grenades...Copy !req
503. maybe a rocket launcher.
They're gonna come for us.Copy !req
504. Yeah, Police.Copy !req
505. Awesome.Copy !req
506. No, it's not awesome,
Ricky, it's serious.Copy !req
507. Yeah, but no one got hurt.
You're not dangerous.Copy !req
508. Yeah, well, I am to them.Copy !req
509. I've been to prison.Copy !req
510. Gangster! For what?Copy !req
511. Manslaughter.Copy !req
512. Double gangster!
You need a teardrop tattoo.Copy !req
513. Oh, I was young.
It was a drunken fight.Copy !req
514. Did my time, but...
they won't see it like that.Copy !req
515. I'll just tell them you
were looking after me.Copy !req
516. It doesn't matter what you tell them;
they won't believe you.Copy !req
517. They'll think I made you do it.Copy !req
518. I'm not going back to jail.
I'm better off up here.Copy !req
519. This is no place for a kid.
You're going to have to go back, Ricky.Copy !req
520. To what?Copy !req
521. - Well, to the welfare people.
- No.Copy !req
522. - They'll look after you.
- No, they won't.Copy !req
523. They'll find you another home.
You'll be fine.Copy !req
524. No. You're not listening!Copy !req
525. Nobody listens. There's no
more homes, just juvie!Copy !req
526. What's juvie?Copy !req
527. Juvenile prison.Copy !req
528. They don't care
about kids like me.Copy !req
529. They just keep moving
us around until...Copy !req
530. something happens,
like... Amber.Copy !req
531. Oh, no. Bugger that.Copy !req
532. OK, OK. We're in about a million
hectares of bush... that's big.Copy !req
533. It's big enough to hide in
for a while, anyway.Copy !req
534. Good enough for me.Copy !req
535. But we're heading into winter.Copy !req
536. It's gonna be rough... no huts,
no tents, real bush life.Copy !req
537. Can you handle that?Copy !req
538. I can handle it.Copy !req
539. Yeah. And if you
play up, I dump ya.Copy !req
540. OK, Uncle.Copy !req
541. I'd still prefer if
you don't call me Uncle.Copy !req
542. OK, Hec. So what do we do now?Copy !req
543. We run.Copy !req
544. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
545. No, no.Copy !req
546. No, we don't need to run.Copy !req
547. Oh yeah.
Let's just fast walk.Copy !req
548. Yeah. Come on.Copy !req
549. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
550. Pretty majestical, eh?Copy !req
551. I don't think that's a word.Copy !req
552. Majestical? Sure it is.Copy !req
553. Nah, it's not real.Copy !req
554. What would you know?Copy !req
555. It's 'majestic.'Copy !req
556. Well, that doesn't
sound very special.Copy !req
557. 'Majestical' is way better.Copy !req
558. What do you reckon this
place is called, anyway?Copy !req
559. Do you think it's that place where the
cloak gets wet by the sky or something?Copy !req
560. I don't know. What the
hell does that mean?Copy !req
561. Auntie Bella said she
was from up here...Copy !req
562. from this special lake
that almost touches the sky.Copy !req
563. Mate, Bella didn't
know where she was from.Copy !req
564. Nah, she said...Copy !req
565. No. She was making it up.Copy !req
566. Look... Bella didn't have any
family. Like you. Like me.Copy !req
567. That's why she wanted to look after you...
and took pity on me.Copy !req
568. She wanted to save us poor wretches
when no one else wanted us.Copy !req
569. Like rescue dogs.Copy !req
570. That's the way she was.
Heart of gold.Copy !req
571. Yeah, it's majestical.Copy !req
572. May as well camp, eh?Copy !req
573. Sun is going down.Copy !req
574. Developing story now,
more on this massive national manhunt.Copy !req
575. Yes, we've got Paula Hall from
the Department of Child Welfare with us.Copy !req
576. Paula, thank you
for being here...Copy !req
577. Tell us about this boy. What kind
of character are we talking about?Copy !req
578. Well, look, we're...Copy !req
579. We're talking about a young boy
who is capable of stealing,Copy !req
580. spitting, breaking stuff,
kicking stuff, defacing stuff,Copy !req
581. stealing stuff, burning stuff and, uh,
loitering and graffiti-ing. Yeah.Copy !req
582. Mm. Even so, Paula, he's just a kid, right?
He's alone in the bush. He's scared.Copy !req
583. Scared? No, no. He's not...
He's not a scared little kid.Copy !req
584. He's a spanner in the works, and I'm the
mechanic who is gonna take that spannerCopy !req
585. and put him back in the toolbox...Copy !req
586. Where here he belongs.
No child left behind. No child left behind.Copy !req
587. No child left behind.Copy !req
588. He'll know what that means.Copy !req
589. Any luck?Copy !req
590. We're somewhere
in this green bit.Copy !req
591. Well, people used to live here,
so we can't be that lost.Copy !req
592. They probably got lost too,
and then just gave up.Copy !req
593. We'll probably die here.Copy !req
594. Well, anything to shut you up.Copy !req
595. I'll shut up if that
stupid bird shuts up.Copy !req
596. Shut up, stupid bird!Copy !req
597. Shh.Copy !req
598. Just watch.Copy !req
599. Huh. Never seen a dumb
bird like that before.Copy !req
600. Just watch.Copy !req
601. It's a huia.Copy !req
602. I reckon that bird was a huia.Copy !req
603. Supposed to be extinct.Copy !req
604. That's pretty rare.Copy !req
605. Mate... I reckon there'd be a lot of people
interested in seeing something like that.Copy !req
606. And the people who discovered
them would be... pretty famous.Copy !req
607. Yeah, probably some
money in it too.Copy !req
608. Mind you, need some
photos to prove it.Copy !req
609. We don't have a camera.Copy !req
610. When was the last
time you washed?Copy !req
611. About a month ago.Copy !req
612. Well, that's not enough, eh?Copy !req
613. OK, mate. Let's go.Copy !req
614. What have you got there mate?Copy !req
615. Huh? Oh books.Copy !req
616. Books? Bloody books.
Look for food and warm stuff.Copy !req
617. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Keep your pants on.Copy !req
618. Jeez. That's a ranger.Copy !req
619. Oh, he's dead.Copy !req
620. Oh Jeez.Copy !req
621. You all right, mate?
What's the matter?Copy !req
622. Ricky, we've got
to do something.Copy !req
623. Are you going to manslaughter him?
Because I don't think I can watch.Copy !req
624. No, you idiot. I'm...
We've got to get him some help.Copy !req
625. There's a track down to a river; there's
some bush people that live down there.Copy !req
626. It's about a two-hour trek.Copy !req
627. We can make it before dark.Copy !req
628. Well, someone has got to stay
behind and look after this bloke.Copy !req
629. Have fun.Copy !req
630. Now don't go wandering
just stick to the tracks.Copy !req
631. If you get desperate...
eat your dog.Copy !req
632. What?Copy !req
633. You'll be right, mate.
Just bloody well come back, OK?Copy !req
634. What do you think you're
doing out here, freaky kid?Copy !req
635. There's a sick man
up at Carrington HutCopy !req
636. He can't walk, and he's having trouble
breathing. Can you radio in a chopper?Copy !req
637. OK. Sweet as.Copy !req
638. 'Uh,
yeah, we need a helicopterCopy !req
639. up here ASAP. Over.'Copy !req
640. Does it look like
I carry a radio?Copy !req
641. Whats wrong with him?Copy !req
642. I don't know.
He might be dying.Copy !req
643. Ew. Oh, OK. Come on,
we'll go call the cop.Copy !req
644. Get on, man.Copy !req
645. I've already told you, Bruce up at Carrington
Hut. He's probably already dead by now.Copy !req
646. Do you want some ice cream?Copy !req
647. How should I know? Do your job,
fly up there and take a look.Copy !req
648. I already told you that,
but you're not listening.Copy !req
649. Oh, yes, I do. I can. Uh...Copy !req
650. You want a sausage? Yeah, yeah. Do that.Copy !req
651. Yeah, I'll tell him. Laters.Copy !req
652. They're gonna head up there
first thing in the morning.Copy !req
653. Better go, then. Got to get there before
they do so I can warn Uncle...Copy !req
654. Relax, bro. I know who you are.
I've seen your picture in the paper.Copy !req
655. Except you're skinnier
in real life.Copy !req
656. Where's your parents?Copy !req
657. Dead.Copy !req
658. Nah, jokes. My, um, dad, he's
watching the league with my uncle,Copy !req
659. and my mum, she's working at the lodge.Copy !req
660. Do you want to smoke a joint?Copy !req
661. Nah, I'm just being a dick. I don't smoke.
I'm talking heaps eh?Copy !req
662. Yeah, people say I talk too much. You
don't talk much, eh? I can talk for ages.Copy !req
663. If you want me to talk for ages,
or if you don't me to talk,Copy !req
664. just tell me if you
don't want me to talk.Copy !req
665. Like, this one time I was school,
and I was talking too much,Copy !req
666. and the teacher walks in...Copy !req
667. I'm not listening to her,
because she's my Auntie...Copy !req
668. But then I just kept talking...Copy !req
669. Hey, bub. Far out those bloody
Warriors are useless! Koretux.Copy !req
670. That's my dad.Copy !req
671. They are killing me.Copy !req
672. Hey.Copy !req
673. You're him. You're you!
That's him!Copy !req
674. Oh, Ricky Baker in my house.
You want, uh, anything?Copy !req
675. Sausage, bro? We've got heaps
of sausages, brother. Far...Copy !req
676. I hate to ask you this, Ricky,
but I'll kick myself if I don't.Copy !req
677. Um...Copy !req
678. Can I have a selfie, please?Copy !req
679. Yeah? Yeah?
Far! oh my goodness.Copy !req
680. The boys are gonna be
buzzing on this one.Copy !req
681. Big smile. Big smile.Copy !req
682. Sad face. Sad face.Copy !req
683. Just take a quick selfie of us.Copy !req
684. It's not a selfie if
I take it, you idiot.Copy !req
685. Oh, come on. Just pretend
I'm the head to his body. CLICK!Copy !req
686. I captured Ricky Baker!Copy !req
687. Yeah, you captured me too.
You captured me.Copy !req
688. Oh no!Copy !req
689. Yeah. Chur, my bro. Chur.
Thank you, my bro.Copy !req
690. Been awesome meeting you, Ricky.
Just keep doing what you're doing, man.Copy !req
691. Keep striving. Stay Maori, bro.
We need a couple more Maoris like you.Copy !req
692. Oh, shut up. No, you shut up, eh.Copy !req
693. Yeah, get out.Copy !req
694. I'm imparting my knowledge on
the bro. You're the man for me.Copy !req
695. You're a boy, but you're a man.Copy !req
696. Bro. I love you,
Ricky.Copy !req
697. Why are you on the run?
Don't you want a normal life?Copy !req
698. Don't know. Maybe.Copy !req
699. You fullas could come live here.
They'll never find you.Copy !req
700. Nobody ever comes in here.Copy !req
701. I have to ask Uncle first.Copy !req
702. They say he's dangerous.
You guys get along?Copy !req
703. Yeah, we're like best friends.
We get on so well.Copy !req
704. He's, like, one of the best
bushmans in the whole country.Copy !req
705. He, like, teached me
all of his skills,Copy !req
706. so now we're, like,
equal best bushmen in the country.Copy !req
707. Yeah, we're best friends.Copy !req
708. Oh, where's your mum and dad?Copy !req
709. Don't know who my dad was, and my mum
got rid of me when I was little.Copy !req
710. Oh, you know where she is?
You ever met her?Copy !req
711. You know anything about her?Copy !req
712. Oh, pretty. She must've had
you when she was a teenager.Copy !req
713. You ever try and find her?Copy !req
714. Oh, you don't have to.
She should find you.Copy !req
715. What do you reckon you'd say
to her if you ever met her?Copy !req
716. Don't know. Never
really think about it.Copy !req
717. You want to hear a song I wrote?Copy !req
718. OK. Here goes.
It's an original.Copy !req
719. OK, I lied. It's
not an original.Copy !req
720. Morena, bro. Sausage?Copy !req
721. Yeah bro, you slept in.Copy !req
722. Oh no!Copy !req
723. Man, we gotta work
on your dismounts.Copy !req
724. You all good from here?Copy !req
725. Yeah.Copy !req
726. OK, Ricky bro, catch you up.Copy !req
727. Catch you up.Copy !req
728. Uncle!Copy !req
729. Tupac, come on!Copy !req
730. Oh no!Copy !req
731. Ninjas!Copy !req
732. Dire wolves!Copy !req
733. Child Welfare!Copy !req
734. Where did they go?
Where did they go?Copy !req
735. I know you know something.Copy !req
736. Paula, he's the ranger. He had
diabetes. They saved his life.Copy !req
737. Oh, spare me, Andy.Copy !req
738. This is Gavin, our tech guy.Copy !req
739. Gav, Paula Hall, Child Welfare
Services. No child left behind.Copy !req
740. So, talk to me, Gav.
What's the situation?Copy !req
741. Uh, well, the hut is empty so they
must've left before we got here.Copy !req
742. Ooh, you worked that
out on your own, Gav?Copy !req
743. OK, what else?Copy !req
744. Well, uh, we've, ah, set up a rendezvous
spot here for the search party.Copy !req
745. And, uh, then we can
bring in, uh, Stingray.Copy !req
746. Stingray? Talk to me,
talk to me.Copy !req
747. Oh, well basically it's just a portable cell
phone tower that emits a false frequency.Copy !req
748. So any cell phone in a 5K radius will latch
on, thinking it's an ordinary network.Copy !req
749. Frickin' A, brother.
That's some 'five eyes' shit right there.Copy !req
750. OK. Them clowns is
about to get Stingray-ed.Copy !req
751. Uncle, Uncle, Uncle.
Think, think, think, think.Copy !req
752. Oh! Tupac, find Zag.Copy !req
753. Oh, you're useless.
Oh! Think, Ricky, think.Copy !req
754. What would Uncle
do? What would Uncle do?Copy !req
755. Oh yes. Yes! Find water,
and then go to higher ground.Copy !req
756. And don't get naked.Copy !req
757. Ricky Baker and
Hector Faulkner...Copy !req
758. two renegade outlaws on
the run for four months now,Copy !req
759. and fast becoming
legends here in NZ.Copy !req
760. Faulkner and Baker's
popularity is on the riseCopy !req
761. after a valiant effort to save
a critically ill park ranger.Copy !req
762. The forces are circling against them,
and I am reminded of 'First Blood'.Copy !req
763. John Rambo, a man alone...
obviously they're two men alone...Copy !req
764. out there somewhere beyond the cutty
grass in this dense, thick bush.Copy !req
765. OK? Easy, efficient,
economic. All right, guys?Copy !req
766. Take us back a step.
What happened in...?Copy !req
767. Uh, I lost control and, uh,
I gave him the beating of his life.Copy !req
768. Yeah, you got him good.Copy !req
769. We're offering $10,000 to anyone who
can capture them, dead or alive.Copy !req
770. Oh... alive.
They should be alive.Copy !req
771. They are fighting for freedom.
And we believe in freedom in NZ.Copy !req
772. It is a marvelous thing.Copy !req
773. Oi! Ricky! Freeze!Copy !req
774. OK, OK. OK, Ricky.
Stay there we're coming over to you.Copy !req
775. Come on.Copy !req
776. It's too steep. It's too steep.
Ricky, you come across here.Copy !req
777. No.Copy !req
778. Just slide down the bank, cross this
stream, and then climb up to us.Copy !req
779. - C'mon Ricky.
- You're absolutely safe.Copy !req
780. All you have to do is grab some
branches or some roots. OK?Copy !req
781. No!Copy !req
782. Ricky. Come over here right now!Copy !req
783. I'm not going back.
I'm not going to juvie.Copy !req
784. You are playing with a
bag of snakes, boy.Copy !req
785. A big bag with a lot
of holes in it.Copy !req
786. You've got the whole
country looking for you.Copy !req
787. I'll never stop running.Copy !req
788. Yeah, and I'll never stop chasing you.
I'm relentless. I'm like the Terminator.Copy !req
789. I'm more like
Terminator than you.Copy !req
790. I said it first. You're
more like Sarah Connor.Copy !req
791. No I'm not!Copy !req
792. Yes. And in the first movie too,
before she could do chin-ups.Copy !req
793. It doesn't have to be
this difficult, Ricky. Yeah?Copy !req
794. You're cold, you're damp...
and hungry.Copy !req
795. Look at that... scroggin.Copy !req
796. Got some nuts and dried fruit...Copy !req
797. Little pieces of chocolate.
Yum. Delicious.Copy !req
798. We could cut a deal;
make a trade.Copy !req
799. What kind of deal?Copy !req
800. The old man.Copy !req
801. You say that he made you do it,
let him take the rap,Copy !req
802. and I'll make sure you
never go back to juvie.Copy !req
803. We'll find you a new
foster home; a new Bella.Copy !req
804. - No deal.
- Oh, come on, Sarah Connor.Copy !req
805. Don't be a fool.Copy !req
806. You don't trade
family for anything.Copy !req
807. Well, you just keep running.Copy !req
808. He's here! He's here.
We got him!Copy !req
809. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
810. OK. So you ate a sausage, she sang
a song, and you went to sleep.Copy !req
811. What? It was a relaxing song...
and a relaxing sausage.Copy !req
812. Do you think we've walked a thousand
miles yet? Like the wildebeest?Copy !req
813. Well, it feels like it, eh?Copy !req
814. Yeah. Always on the move,
always on the lookout for hunters,Copy !req
815. just like the wildebeest,
except humans.Copy !req
816. We're... Wilderpeople.Copy !req
817. Yeah, that's us.Copy !req
818. OK then, Wilderboy, let's
find somewhere to eat, shall we?Copy !req
819. There they are!Copy !req
820. Freeze!Copy !req
821. Shit just got real. Again.Copy !req
822. Now, drop your weapons.Copy !req
823. - We're not holding any weapons...
- Drop 'em!Copy !req
824. Go see what they got, Ricky.Copy !req
825. Baked beans,Copy !req
826. spaghetti,Copy !req
827. Ba... baba... What?Copy !req
828. Oh, baba ganoush.Copy !req
829. What?Copy !req
830. Baba ganoush.Copy !req
831. What?Copy !req
832. Binoculars,Copy !req
833. rope, gaffer tape.Copy !req
834. Get their guns, Ricky.Copy !req
835. Give me your guns.Copy !req
836. Take the bolts out.Copy !req
837. There's a reward
for your capture.Copy !req
838. How much?Copy !req
839. 10 grand.Copy !req
840. Tell us when it gets to 20.Copy !req
841. And when they ask who did this,
tell them it was the Wilderpeople.Copy !req
842. The What-er-people?Copy !req
843. The Wilderpeople.Copy !req
844. No, I can't go back there. It wasn't my
farm; you know that. It was Bella's.Copy !req
845. She ran the show. I could do stuff... me
and the dog... but she was the farmer.Copy !req
846. And the cook.Copy !req
847. Yeah, a bloody good cook too.Copy !req
848. But you... you can't
keep on the run forever.Copy !req
849. You've got to go back to
society, you know that.Copy !req
850. I'm a menace to society.
Anyway, if I ever went back,Copy !req
851. I'd probably end up driving
a steamroller or something.Copy !req
852. That's what happens
to gangsters.Copy !req
853. Well, there's nothing wrong with that,
but if you're better at something else,Copy !req
854. then you should probably
give that a go, shouldn't you?Copy !req
855. Yeah, but I'm better
at being a gangster.Copy !req
856. You're not a bloody gangster.Copy !req
857. How would you know?Copy !req
858. Because I've known real gangsters, and
they're a lot tougher than you are.Copy !req
859. Yeah, but were they
skux, though?Copy !req
860. Skux? What the
hell does that mean?Copy !req
861. You know... skux.Copy !req
862. Yeah, but what does it mean?Copy !req
863. Everything. It's cool, spunky, brainy,
good-looking, you know, gangster.Copy !req
864. Oh, for God's sake.
You're not a bloody gangster!Copy !req
865. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
866. Zag! Tupac!
Get back, Zag!Copy !req
867. Get back!
Come back here, you...!Copy !req
868. Get in behind!
Get in behind, Zag!Copy !req
869. Zag!Copy !req
870. Zag!Copy !req
871. Get out of it, you mongrel!Copy !req
872. Shit.Copy !req
873. Uncle!Copy !req
874. What have you done?Copy !req
875. Oh jeez.Copy !req
876. Give us your gun, mate.
Hm?Copy !req
877. Go on, get out.
No, Uncle.Copy !req
878. Get out of...
Uncle! Get out of here,Copy !req
879. Ricky.
Go on, get out.Copy !req
880. But can't we just...?
Go!Copy !req
881. What does that say?Copy !req
882. Zag.Copy !req
883. Good.Copy !req
884. So, she's been with us
the whole time, eh?Copy !req
885. Yeah.Copy !req
886. Well, pretty close
to the sky up here.Copy !req
887. Thanks for bringing her, mate.Copy !req
888. I wonder how long they're
going to hunt us for.Copy !req
889. Oh, it's hard to say.Copy !req
890. Those idiots are worse in
the bush than you are.Copy !req
891. Useless. Couldn't find
a clown in a circus.Copy !req
892. Stop!
This is the police!Copy !req
893. Oh shit!Copy !req
894. What?Copy !req
895. I was trying to tell you it
was like The Lord of the Rings.Copy !req
896. What the...?Copy !req
897. Can you see
that bush over there?Copy !req
898. Yeah.Copy !req
899. Is it a man or a bush?Copy !req
900. Bush!Copy !req
901. Man!Copy !req
902. Bushman!Copy !req
903. Ah!Copy !req
904. Hello. I was hoping
to run into you two.Copy !req
905. Well, if you're after the reward, you
can bugger off. We're dangerous.Copy !req
906. Yeah, we're dangerous.Copy !req
907. Yeah, no. I heard about that.
Don't worry. I'm not going to capture you.Copy !req
908. You guys heard of
a... a local legendCopy !req
909. about a guy who lives out
here in the bush on this own?Copy !req
910. They call him Psycho Sam!Copy !req
911. No.Copy !req
912. No? Oh, OK.Copy !req
913. Well, my name is Sam, anyway.Copy !req
914. I'm a friend!
Come on.Copy !req
915. Bikkie?Copy !req
916. Why do you reckon
he calls himself Psycho Sam?Copy !req
917. Here you go. Put these on. Stop
the Government from tracking you.Copy !req
918. Never mindCopy !req
919. That fulla you saved... he was a ranger.
Diabetic.Copy !req
920. You got a little support over that.Copy !req
921. But then you robbed those hunters,
so you're back in the negatives again.Copy !req
922. Well, that was... this fella.
He's the maniac.Copy !req
923. Well, they're still saying you're
dangerous. And a bit of a pervert.Copy !req
924. God damn it!Copy !req
925. It's all right. You can stay here as long as
you like. I've been up here 15 years now.Copy !req
926. Got everything I need.Copy !req
927. How long they been chasing ya?Copy !req
928. I don't know.
About five months now?Copy !req
929. Bastards!Copy !req
930. That's the typical government.
Always trying toCopy !req
931. step on the little guy
just for living his life.Copy !req
932. It never stops either.Copy !req
933. That's why I can't go back.Copy !req
934. Not going to be part
of the machine.Copy !req
935. Form fillers.Copy !req
936. Form fillers?Copy !req
937. That's how they get you.Copy !req
938. Anything you want to do in life,
you got to fill out a form.Copy !req
939. And they've got forms
for everything.Copy !req
940. You fill it out,
it goes upstairs,Copy !req
941. and then they make you
fill out a new form,Copy !req
942. just to confirm it was you
that filled out the first form.Copy !req
943. And if ever you want to
stop filling out forms,Copy !req
944. well, there's about five
different forms for that.Copy !req
945. Don't even get me started
on the national rugby team.Copy !req
946. They're not human.Copy !req
947. What you doing, mate?Copy !req
948. Writing.Copy !req
949. And what are you writing,
Mr Shakespeare?Copy !req
950. Haiku.Copy !req
951. Well, go on, read it out.
I'll tell you if it's any good.Copy !req
952. No, it's just a personal one.Copy !req
953. Oh, come on. Don't be shy.Copy !req
954. Mm, OK.Copy !req
955. Trees, birds, rivers, sky.Copy !req
956. Running with my Uncle Hec.Copy !req
957. Living forever.Copy !req
958. See? Told you it was dumb.Copy !req
959. No, no.Copy !req
960. It was just thatCopy !req
961. Well, that's the...Copy !req
962. That's the first time I've...
heard my name in a poem.Copy !req
963. I liked it.Copy !req
964. Gee, Bella would have loved
this adventure, wouldn't she?Copy !req
965. Mm. Why couldn't you
guys have any kids?Copy !req
966. Well, just couldn't.Copy !req
967. Well, I couldn't.Copy !req
968. That's not very fair. Some
people can't even have babies.Copy !req
969. And the ones who can...
they don't even want them.Copy !req
970. Like my mum.Copy !req
971. No, mate. She wanted you.
She was...Copy !req
972. she was probably just young. She couldn't
work out how to raise you, you know.Copy !req
973. I bet she loved you, though.Copy !req
974. Doubt it.Copy !req
975. Well, you never know.Copy !req
976. You're pretty likeable.Copy !req
977. Lights out, OK?Copy !req
978. Goodnight, Sam.Copy !req
979. Oh, I haven't got
that fixed yet.Copy !req
980. Goodnight, Uncle.Copy !req
981. Goodnight, mate.Copy !req
982. Uncle!Copy !req
983. Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
Uncle! Uncle! Uncle, we have to go!Copy !req
984. Yeah. Even I can't stand
his cooking anymore.Copy !req
985. We'll get out off first
thing in the morning, eh?Copy !req
986. No! They're here.Copy !req
987. Government! Government!
Sorry, excuse me.Copy !req
988. Did they see you?Copy !req
989. No, but they're close!Copy !req
990. OK. Get our stuff!Copy !req
991. Hey! Hey, what happened
to my phone?Copy !req
992. I upgraded it for ya.
You're on four bars now.Copy !req
993. You clown. What have you done?Copy !req
994. Come out and give over
the boy, Mr Faulkner.Copy !req
995. Uncle! Uncle! They're close.Copy !req
996. Sam, what's the fastest
way out of here?Copy !req
997. - Jet pack!
- Do you actually have a jet pack?Copy !req
998. No. What?Copy !req
999. Wait! I've got an
underground bunker.Copy !req
1000. This tunnel leads directly
to an underground chamb...Copy !req
1001. I haven't dug it yet. Oh!Copy !req
1002. What have I been
doing with my life?Copy !req
1003. That's it. We've run out of options.
Just pretend to be dead. I'll be here.Copy !req
1004. Come on, guys. It only
works if we all do it.Copy !req
1005. For Christ's sake, Sam,
pull yourself together.Copy !req
1006. We need to get out of here right now.
What are we gonna do?Copy !req
1007. - Crumpy!
- What?Copy !req
1008. Crumpy will take you!Copy !req
1009. Who the hell is Crumpy?Copy !req
1010. Crumpy!Copy !req
1011. Jesus, does she even go?Copy !req
1012. Crumpy. Unkillable.
Four-wheel drive.Copy !req
1013. Both wheels go...
go four-wheel-drive.Copy !req
1014. Ricky, where are ya?Copy !req
1015. Oh, where did I put the keys?Copy !req
1016. Unkillable!Copy !req
1017. Get in!Copy !req
1018. Ricky Baker, you are
not driving this ute.Copy !req
1019. Get in the car!Copy !req
1020. Oh shit.Copy !req
1021. Tupac!Copy !req
1022. OK. I'll hold up the government
and buy you some time.Copy !req
1023. Thanks, mate.
Don't do anything stupid.Copy !req
1024. Me?Copy !req
1025. How did you get
this thing started?Copy !req
1026. The knack.Copy !req
1027. Crumpy!Copy !req
1028. Hey! Sorry, mate. She's a
bit bumpy around here.Copy !req
1029. Not too fast, Ricky. Slow down.Copy !req
1030. No! No!Copy !req
1031. Tree!Copy !req
1032. Get off!Copy !req
1033. Slow down!Copy !req
1034. That's my bike.Copy !req
1035. Shut up, they're mine.Copy !req
1036. Whoa.Copy !req
1037. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1038. May as well play it to the end.
What do you reckon?Copy !req
1039. You mean have a shoot
out, and then when we'veCopy !req
1040. got no bullets, run out
and say, 'Freedom!'Copy !req
1041. And then die in
a blaze of glory?Copy !req
1042. No. I actually meant
till we run out of petrol.Copy !req
1043. Oh. Well, I'm dying
in a blaze of glory.Copy !req
1044. No!Copy !req
1045. Oh.Copy !req
1046. Whoa.Copy !req
1047. Faulkner! This is the Police.
Stop the vehicle and hand over the boy.Copy !req
1048. You're pretty much
surrounded. No escape.Copy !req
1049. Come on mate.Copy !req
1050. Mr Faulkner... Mr Faulk...Copy !req
1051. Pull the bloody vehicle
over, Faulkner.Copy !req
1052. Ricky Baker!Copy !req
1053. You pull that ute over right now or you're
going to be in a whole lot of trouble, son!Copy !req
1054. You don't even have
your full license!Copy !req
1055. Ricky!Copy !req
1056. Is that what I think it is?Copy !req
1057. Uncle Hec! Uncle Hec,
that's the actual army.Copy !req
1058. This is like an actual
war, like, for real!Copy !req
1059. Roger, Comms, we have visual.Copy !req
1060. Kilo, Foxtrot. We've
lost them in the bush.Copy !req
1061. OK. Stop the truck, Ricky. I just...
stop the truck. I want to get out now.Copy !req
1062. I didn't choose the skux life;
the skux life chose me.Copy !req
1063. Ricky, stop.Copy !req
1064. Stop!Copy !req
1065. Freedom!Copy !req
1066. How many bullets do we have?Copy !req
1067. Ricky, we've got to stop.Copy !req
1068. Never! Come on! Mate, this is it for me.Copy !req
1069. Look... I can't go on anymore. My leg is
buggered. I can hardly see.Copy !req
1070. This is the end.Copy !req
1071. Ricky Baker, you get out
here this instant, son.Copy !req
1072. You've caused a lot of damage
to private property today.Copy !req
1073. You've taken out this
corrugated iron fence.Copy !req
1074. Not cool, not cheap.Copy !req
1075. Ricky, this isn't a game.
That's real over there.Copy !req
1076. They're never gonna stop
chasing, ever. We're done.Copy !req
1077. I'm not going back!Copy !req
1078. Listen, it's over.Copy !req
1079. Traitor!Copy !req
1080. Give me your gun! Give me it!
Oi, you! Give me your gun.Copy !req
1081. It's been booked.
It's in Wellington.Copy !req
1082. Oh for God's sake!Copy !req
1083. It wasn't me!Copy !req
1084. You idiot, what did I tell
you about gun responsibility?Copy !req
1085. That's it. I'm giving you up.Copy !req
1086. We give up!Copy !req
1087. We give up!Copy !req
1088. He's molestering me!Copy !req
1089. I knew it.Copy !req
1090. You little bastard!Copy !req
1091. He's a molesterer!Copy !req
1092. I'm not! He's lying!
I'm not a molesterer!Copy !req
1093. I bloody hate you.Copy !req
1094. I hate you too, traitor!Copy !req
1095. That's it. You're on your own.Copy !req
1096. Don't shoot!Copy !req
1097. Don't you take another step.Copy !req
1098. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
1099. What do you think
he's doing, Andy?Copy !req
1100. Andy?Copy !req
1101. You're not going anywhere.
We stick together!Copy !req
1102. What, are you gonna shoot me?Copy !req
1103. Do it.Copy !req
1104. We're family!Copy !req
1105. Like hell.Copy !req
1106. Go ahead. Shoot me.Copy !req
1107. Got you now, perv.Copy !req
1108. Oh!Copy !req
1109. You shot me!
I'm... I'm sorry, I'm sorry!Copy !req
1110. It was an accident!Copy !req
1111. I've got him! I've
got the package!Copy !req
1112. Well done, everybody!Copy !req
1113. Now let's get this precious
child out of here!Copy !req
1114. I'm sorry, Uncle. No!
I'm not your bloody uncle.Copy !req
1115. I didn't mean to!
Hector Faulkner, you are under arrest.Copy !req
1116. Whatever you do or say will be used
against you in a court of law!Copy !req
1117. Paula!Copy !req
1118. Police in NZ don't really say that.
That's like an American thing.Copy !req
1119. And you're not a cop.Copy !req
1120. It's over.Copy !req
1121. Get in.Copy !req
1122. Oh!Copy !req
1123. Yeah, I found him on my horse,
and we had some sausages...Copy !req
1124. Uh, I'm a big fan and, uh,
managed to scab me a selfie.Copy !req
1125. I said that I was the Terminator and he was
in fact Sarah Connor.Copy !req
1126. I said, 'I didn't choose the skux life,
uh, the skux life chose me.'Copy !req
1127. Who is going to give him that
upbringing? Is it perhaps...?Copy !req
1128. We just want what's best
for the child, Your Honour.Copy !req
1129. 'Mara... Mara-u-dingCopy !req
1130. 'and plunder... ing theCopy !req
1131. 'uni... univer... universe...Copy !req
1132. 'rising... up...'Copy !req
1133. Ca-caw!
'... aga...'Copy !req
1134. Ca-caw!Copy !req
1135. Ca-caw, Hec!Copy !req
1136. Hi.Copy !req
1137. How was jail?
Did you shank anyone?Copy !req
1138. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1139. I'm sorry that I shot you...Copy !req
1140. and I'm sorry that
I burnt down your shed.Copy !req
1141. That's enough.Copy !req
1142. And I'm sorry for what I said that day,
about you being a molesterer.Copy !req
1143. That really is enough;
I'm getting uncomfortable.Copy !req
1144. I just got carried away being
an outlaw; had too much fun.Copy !req
1145. Been doing all right?Copy !req
1146. Yeah, I just had to stick it out
in a new family for a year.Copy !req
1147. I did.
You'll like them.Copy !req
1148. Man, you'd love it there. There's heaps
of room, they need some help on the farm,Copy !req
1149. it's right next to the bush...Copy !req
1150. Oh, and I also saved
up and got this.Copy !req
1151. You want to find that bird?Copy !req
1152. Yeah. We'll be famous.Copy !req
1153. Nah, you're
better off without me, mate.Copy !req
1154. Yeah. But I...Copy !req
1155. I just thought that...Copy !req
1156. Sorry.Copy !req
1157. Hey. Wait on.Copy !req
1158. I've got something to say.Copy !req
1159. Me and this fat kid...Copy !req
1160. We ran, we ate, and read books.Copy !req
1161. And it was the best.Copy !req
1162. It was the best.Copy !req
1163. Yeah.Copy !req
1164. Look, to tell you the truth,Copy !req
1165. I can't stand it here.
It's full of old people.Copy !req
1166. So... you're coming?Copy !req
1167. Yeah. Yeah, I'm coming.Copy !req
1168. Wouldn't want a little twerp like you to
get all the credit for finding a bird.Copy !req
1169. Yeah, but I've got one rule...Copy !req
1170. you got to let
me call you 'Uncle'.Copy !req
1171. Uncle?Copy !req
1172. Yeah, I can stand that.Copy !req
1173. I've got one rule too.Copy !req
1174. Not allowed to shoot me.Copy !req
1175. OK, I'll... I'll go
and get my toothbrush.Copy !req
1176. Here we go. Reckon
you can handle it?Copy !req
1177. What do you think?Copy !req
1178. Reckon you can find that bird?Copy !req
1179. Yeah. I think
I know where it is.Copy !req
1180. Seem to remember it was a
pretty beautiful place, was it?Copy !req
1181. Yeah. Majestical.Copy !req
1182. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
1183. Don't slow me down, old fulla.Copy !req
1184. Keep up yourself, young player.Copy !req
1185. Get in my way, I'll have
your guts for garters.Copy !req
1186. Well, I honestly don't know
what 'guts for garters' is, so...Copy !req
1187. Well, it's gangster talk.Copy !req
1188. Yeah. We didn't chose
the skux life...Copy !req
1189. the skux life chose us.Copy !req
1190. Yeah.Copy !req
1191. Captions by AbleCopy !req
1192. Subs fixed for commercial release
By Production Triangle 2016Copy !req