1. Lord grant me chastity
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2. but not yet.
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3. ST. AUGUSTINE
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4. Sun on the trail.
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5. There's a righteous tale.
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6. JEAN KAYAK'S ACME APPLEJACK
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7. Of the small backwood
mountains of pride.
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8. He cleaned the dark secrets of Applejack.
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9. And drinks to the wood far and wide.
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10. And there he leads back
to his little house.
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11. If you're thirsty and wandering by.
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12. Not a glen from their
council had yet they have had.
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13. And a song in their hearts by and by.
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14. Show me that gaze again Applejack.
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15. A lickin' is one, we'll have two.
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16. The color is good.
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17. And I'm feeling bold
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18. I'm beginning to.
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19. That Applejack mood.
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20. A jug or a jar or a dirty glass.
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21. To double your fortune for sure.
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22. Strap metal on top of
those muscles, boys.
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23. It may even grow you some hair.
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24. Yet and she sat in there for ya.
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25. Fisting on horseback in dark.
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26. We're off to see Applejack's not so sad.
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27. Still I'm sure that he needs a job.
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28. Show me that gaze again, Applejack.
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29. A lickin' is one, we'll have two.
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30. The color is good and I'm feeling bold
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31. I'm beginning to.
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32. That Applejack mood.
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33. Let's drink his blessed concoction.
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34. As full their lickin' draws here.
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35. The good one will like to provide for me.
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36. Though I never thanked
him or bought him one beer.
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37. Show me that gaze again, Applejack.
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38. A lickin' is one, we'll have two.
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39. The color is good.
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40. And I'm feeling bold
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41. I'm beginning to.
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42. That Applejack mood.
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43. Beginning to.
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44. That Applejack...
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45. "It is always hard to see the purpose in
wilderness wanderings until after they are over."
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46. Oh, I.
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47. When lesser men put down his applejack.
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48. The path it is frozen but clear.
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49. He's put on his head.
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50. Alas for his bed.
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51. He may live to see 20 years.
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52. THE FUR TRAPPER!
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53. So he'll dress himself up like a trapper.
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54. Assemble the rules of the trade.
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55. The legends will surely poke fun at him.
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56. As God help with his fortunes made.
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57. He hath laid down his applejack.
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58. And spotted a raccoon or two.
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59. IN...
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60. But the forest is cruel
to a young bagging fool.
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61. Who knows what be
hiding behind that tree.
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62. No.
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63. No!
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64. Mush, boys.
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65. Mush.
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66. 11:00 P.M. DECEMBER 31st.
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67. Move up.
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68. Mush, boy.
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69. "No man ever was glorious who was
not laborious." BEJAMIN FRANKLIN.
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70. Ah shit.
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71. No? Ok.
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72. Pipe.
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73. What?
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74. What?
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75. What?
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76. No, no, no!
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77. Pardon?
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78. Read my lips you drunk!
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79. If you want to marry my daughter...
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80. YOU CAN'T!
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81. YOU BRING ME...
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82. CRIME SCENE. DO NOT ENTER
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83. DAM
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84. What?
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85. Huh? What?
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86. THE FUR TRAPPER.
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87. THE COAT!
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88. STOP!
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89. THE END
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