1. My name is Wolverine.
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2. I'm the best there is at what I do,
but what I do isn't very nice.
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3. What the...?
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4. What the hell happened?
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5. Oh, yeah.
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6. Four Hours Ago
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7. Sir, I know I'm not supposed
to ask questions...
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8. but who are you?
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9. No one you wanna know, kid.
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10. Looks like someone had a bad day.
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11. Copy. Still searching for any survivors.
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12. It happened about 4 hours ago,
just before dawn.
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13. A creature has sighted
crossing US-Canadian border.
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14. This is what happened
when it reached civilization.
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15. Creature?
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16. The Americans call it the Hulk.
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17. Intel sketchy.
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18. Department H. thinks the US military
is covering something up.
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19. He smells toxic.
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20. Gun powder too.
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21. Well... Someone tried to fight back.
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22. Welcome Elkford.
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23. Guess they didn't fight hard enough.
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24. Department H. wants you
to find and stop the Hulk...
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25. before he reaches
another town or city.
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26. And if you can't stop it, kill it!
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27. Sounds like fun.
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28. Sir, I think we got something.
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29. - Do you want us try for a landing?
- Don't bother.
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30. Why always that?
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31. Hey, Bub.
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32. You haven't seen a big monster
running around anywhere, have you?
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33. No! Stay back!
Stay away from me!
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34. Stay back!
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35. Relax, cry baby.
I ain't gonna...
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36. You smell toxic!
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37. Who are you?
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38. Please, I'm begging you.
Leave me alone!
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39. For your own sake, please, go!
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40. You are in terrible danger!
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41. Here is the deal, misty.
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42. There is a third claw that's gonna come out
if you don't start talking.
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43. Oh, hell!
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44. I don't suppose you got any interest
to talking this out.
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45. What the hell happened?
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46. Oh, yeah.
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47. Let's do this!
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48. Come on!
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49. Hulk smash little man!
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50. Little man leave Hulk alone!
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51. Hulk is strongest there is!
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52. Okay, Bub.
Let's try that again.
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53. Thanks runt.
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54. We've been trying
to take him down for weeks.
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55. Logan, buddy!
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56. It's me, Deadpool!
I shot you!
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57. What are you looking at?
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58. Prepare the lab.
We are on our way.
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59. His vital signs are increasing.
He's waking up.
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60. Now, Mrs. Hynes, begin
the adamantium bonding process.
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61. - Yes, professor.
- Commencing infusion.
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62. - The vitals are erratic but holding.
- Excellent!
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63. Increase to maximum.
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64. Weapon-X's mental conditioning
and reprogramming are at stage 5.
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65. Begin combat assessment.
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66. I don't care how long you had him
professor, this is a mistake.
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67. I know him.
He can't be controlled.
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68. You have his DNA,
so just let me kill him.
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69. I'll take that
under advisement, Sabertooth.
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70. Prepare your team for the mission.
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71. Your funeral.
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72. What do you say after the mission
we kill all those flooding babies?
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73. Do you ever shut up, Wilson?
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74. What? Babies creep me out.
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75. Good bye, bamm!
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76. He's fighting to programming.
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77. We are losing control!
Increase the dosage!
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78. Initiate lock down procedures
and someone activate Sabertooth!
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79. Guards! Guards!
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80. Wakey wakey time!
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81. Logan!
We missed you!
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82. The Weapon-X just hasn't been
the same without you.
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83. Nobody calls me Bub anymore.
And Omega Red is a bed wetter.
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84. One day I will tear up
your flipping tongue, Wilson.
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85. He's very ashamed.
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86. Despite Deadpool's idiocy,
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87. Weapon-X is indeed pleased
to have you back, Logan.
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88. We put considerable time
and money into you.
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89. And pointy things.
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90. You're our best operative, Wolverine.
So disappointing.
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91. But you did lead us to Dr. Banner.
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92. Of course, you know him better as,
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93. the Hulk.
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94. I shot him in the ass.
With one of these.
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95. What? I did.
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96. Weapon-X has been pursuing
the Hulk for weeks.
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97. Unfortunately, there was
some collateral damage.
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98. If only Department H.
had sent you in sooner...
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99. who knows how much destruction
could have been avoided?
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100. What do you want with the Hulk?
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101. We just wanna help him
find his happy place.
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102. Did you see how angry he was?
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103. I'm sorry, but come on.
I think his fancy...
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104. We want the same thing
we wanted with you, Logan.
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105. A weapon.
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106. I'll erase Banner's memories
and reprogram him...
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107. just like I did you.
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108. And then Weapon-X will have the most
powerful creature on the planet.
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109. At our disposal.
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110. You shoulda kill me,
when you had a chance.
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111. Because I'm gonna get out of here.
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112. I'm gonna kill all of them.
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113. And then I'm gonna cut out your heart.
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114. Wolverine, after I'm done with you...
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115. you won't even remember
this conversation.
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116. I've erased your life before,
and I'm gonna do it again.
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117. All you'll know is that you
belong to Weapon-X.
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118. Now and forever.
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119. That was so not cool.
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120. I hate that guy.
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121. Ah, Wolverine.
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122. You look so sad.
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123. Hey, if it makes you feel any better,
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124. Lady Deathstrike tried to kill you
while you were asleep.
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125. Better than having listen to you.
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126. Man, she hates you.
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127. I mean, we all hate you.
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128. But Deathstrike really, really,
really hates you.
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129. Hey, still have that unbreakable skull?
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130. Ow, damn it!
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131. You will die today, Logan-san.
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132. It does not matter
what the professor says.
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133. These are your last breaths.
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134. What are you doing here, Deathstrike?
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135. I'm about to start
Wolverine's reprogramming.
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136. He has to die!
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137. How many times do I have to have
this conversation with you?
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138. He's more valuable alive and...
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139. Sorry Prof, gotta go
with the lady on this one.
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140. I gotta love our healing factors.
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141. I'm gonna enjoy killing you for days.
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142. And then I think we'll drop the Hulk
on an orphanage or something...
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143. just for fun.
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144. Gaijin dog!
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145. For the dishonour you've caused
my family, you will suffer.
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146. And then you will die.
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147. Sweetheart...
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148. you and your family can take your honour
and shove it up your bony little...
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149. Deathstrike, don't!
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150. Target located in Zone-23.
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151. Take him down!
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152. Back up! We need back up!
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153. Well, he's alive but I think
he's gonna need some serious TLC.
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154. The last thing the professor said
before the runt cutted him,
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155. was for us to kill Wolverine.
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156. Really?
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157. You buy that?
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158. Yeah, you know, I would think
the last thing he said was...
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159. "Ah, Sabretooth!"
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160. We kill Wolverine now.
That is all that matters.
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161. Whatever you say ponytail.
I'm in the mood for a little murder.
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162. Strike a pose!
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163. Get it together.
We're gonna have company soon.
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164. Please!
Please, I'm begging you.
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165. You have to help me.
You have to get me outta here!
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166. If these people turn Hulk into a weapon
millions of people will die.
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167. So I should just kill you now,
that's what your saying right?
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168. Come on, weepy.
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169. You don't know what it's like.
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170. I've been hunted
for as long as I can remember.
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171. And I can't control it.
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172. - The monster, it...
- Bub, do I look like I give a...
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173. Please, struggle...
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174. until make your death taste
so much sweeter.
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175. - No!
- Yes, as in yes.
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176. You're going to die.
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177. Bang! Just kidding.
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178. Click, click.
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179. No! That was my favourite gun.
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180. What the hell is the matter with you?
Do your thing!
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181. We need your big green friend
out here right frigging now!
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182. What?
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183. No!
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184. What do you mean, no?
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185. Even if that was a good idea, I can't.
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186. The transformation happens
when I feel angry or stressed.
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187. Now, they...
They must have drugged me.
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188. Something's suppressing my adrenaline.
It comes from the cortex.
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189. Maybe that will help speed things up.
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190. If you wanna cry now,
I say go for it.
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191. Gaijin!
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192. End of the line runt.
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193. - Got any last words?
- Yeah. Two.
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194. Let's dance.
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195. I've been waiting for this a long time.
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196. Yeah, well you can keep waiting!
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197. Banzai!
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198. Dude, that is just not cool.
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199. Wow! Look at that.
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200. Could you give me a hand?
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201. I'm kidding.
Alright, I'll go get it.
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202. Alright, there we go.
No, that's... That's not right.
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203. What the hell?
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204. Oh god, now it's upside down.
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205. There she is.
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206. Sweet.
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207. I'm gonna kill you!
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208. Hulk smash claw people!
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209. Oh, no! Why me?
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210. The next one will be through
your brain stem, Logan-san.
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211. Little man.
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212. Hey!
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213. Hey, I'm on your side
you flaming idiot.
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214. Hey, wait for me!
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215. Who wants snacks?
You do.
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216. Logan, I think we lost him.
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217. And they lived happily ever after,
except the Hulk.
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218. Bub, you just made him angrier.
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219. Talking man hurt Hulk!
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220. Hulk rip-off talking man's head!
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221. My head? Oh, crap.
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222. - He's all yours, Einstein.
- No, Logan. We're friends.
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223. No, no!
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224. Ugly girl scratch Hulk!
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225. Go for it big guy, tear this whole
god forsaken place down to the ground.
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226. Do it!
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227. Great.
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228. Alright Bub, where were we?
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229. Guys?
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230. Hey, Red! Deathstrike!
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231. I can't believe it.
I'm alive!
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232. I'm ali...
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233. Ouch!
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