1. This is Berk.
Copy !req
2. It's 12 days north of hopeless
Copy !req
3. and a few degrees south
of freezing to death.
Copy !req
4. It's located solidly
on the meridian of misery.
Copy !req
5. My village. In a word, sturdy.
Copy !req
6. It's been here for seven generations,
but every single building is new.
Copy !req
7. We have fishing, hunting,
and a charming view of the sunsets.
Copy !req
8. The only problems are the pests.
Copy !req
9. You see, most places
have mice or mosquitoes.
Copy !req
10. We have...
Copy !req
11. Dragons.
Copy !req
12. Most people would leave. Not us.
Copy !req
13. We're Vikings.
We have stubbornness issues.
Copy !req
14. My name is Hiccup.
Copy !req
15. Great name, I know.
But it's not the worst.
Copy !req
16. Parents believe a hideous name
will frighten off gnomes and trolls.
Copy !req
17. Like our charming Viking
demeanor wouldn't do that.
Copy !req
18. Morning!
Copy !req
19. - What are you doing here?
- Get inside!
Copy !req
20. - What are you doing out?
- Get back inside!
Copy !req
21. Hiccup! What is he doing out?
Copy !req
22. What are you doing out? Get inside!
Copy !req
23. That's Stoick the Vast,
chief of the tribe.
Copy !req
24. They say when he was a baby,
Copy !req
25. he popped a dragon's head
clean off of its shoulders.
Copy !req
26. Do I believe it? Yes, I do.
Copy !req
27. What have we got?
Copy !req
28. Gronckles. Nadders. Zipplebacks.
And Hoark saw a Monstrous Nightmare.
Copy !req
29. - Any Night Furies?
- None so far.
Copy !req
30. Good.
Copy !req
31. Hoist the torches!
Copy !req
32. Nice of you to join the party!
I thought you'd been carried off!
Copy !req
33. Who, me? No, come on,
I'm way too muscular for their taste.
Copy !req
34. They wouldn't know
what to do with all this.
Copy !req
35. They need toothpicks, don't they?
Copy !req
36. The meathead with attitude
and interchangeable hands is Gobber.
Copy !req
37. I've been his apprentice ever
since I was little. Well, littler.
Copy !req
38. We move to the lower defenses.
We'll counterattack with the catapults.
Copy !req
39. Hurry!
Copy !req
40. See? Old village,
lots and lots of new houses.
Copy !req
41. Fire!
Copy !req
42. Let's go!
Copy !req
43. That's Fishlegs, Snotlout, the twins:
Ruffnut and Tuffnut,
Copy !req
44. and...
Copy !req
45. Astrid.
Copy !req
46. Their job is so much cooler.
Copy !req
47. Eh!
Copy !req
48. Aw, come on. Let me out, please.
I need to make my mark.
Copy !req
49. You've made plenty of marks,
all in the wrong places.
Copy !req
50. Please, two minutes. I'll kill a dragon.
Copy !req
51. My life will get infinitely better.
I might even get a date.
Copy !req
52. You can't lift a hammer.
You can't swing an ax.
Copy !req
53. You can't even throw one of these!
Copy !req
54. Okay, fine, but this will throw it for me.
Copy !req
55. Oh!
Copy !req
56. See? Now this right here
is what I'm talking about!
Copy !req
57. - Mild calibration issue...
- Hiccup!
Copy !req
58. If you ever want to get
out there to fight dragons
Copy !req
59. you need to stop all this.
Copy !req
60. But you just pointed to all of me.
Copy !req
61. Yes, that's it! Stop being all of you.
Copy !req
62. Oh.
Copy !req
63. Oh, yes.
Copy !req
64. You, sir, are playing a dangerous game.
Copy !req
65. Keeping this much raw
Vikingness contained?
Copy !req
66. There will be consequences!
Copy !req
67. I'll take my chances.
Sword. Sharpen. Now.
Copy !req
68. One day, I'll get out there.
Because killing a dragon
Copy !req
69. is everything around here.
Copy !req
70. A Nadder head is sure
to get me at least noticed.
Copy !req
71. Gronckles are tough.
Copy !req
72. Taking down one of those
would definitely get me a girlfriend.
Copy !req
73. A Zippleback?
Copy !req
74. Exotic. Two heads, twice the status.
Copy !req
75. They found the sheep!
Copy !req
76. Concentrate fire over the lower bank.
Copy !req
77. - Hurry up!
- Fire!
Copy !req
78. And then there's the Monstrous Nightmare.
Copy !req
79. Only the best Vikings go after those.
Copy !req
80. They have this nasty habit
of setting themselves on fire.
Copy !req
81. Reload! I'll take care of this.
Copy !req
82. But the ultimate prize is the dragon
no one's ever seen. We call it the...
Copy !req
83. Night Fury!
Copy !req
84. Get down!
Copy !req
85. Jump!
Copy !req
86. This thing never steals food,
never shows itself and...
Copy !req
87. never misses.
Copy !req
88. No one has ever killed a Night Fury.
That's why I'm going to be the first.
Copy !req
89. Man the fort, Hiccup.
They need me out there.
Copy !req
90. Stay. Put. There.
Copy !req
91. You know what I mean.
Copy !req
92. - Where are you going?
- Yeah, I know!
Copy !req
93. - Hiccup!
- Be right back!
Copy !req
94. Let's get him!
Copy !req
95. Mind yourselves!
The devils still have some juice in them!
Copy !req
96. Come on. Give me something to shoot at.
Give me something to shoot at.
Copy !req
97. Oof!
Copy !req
98. I hit it. Yes, I hit it!
Copy !req
99. Did anybody see that?
Copy !req
100. Except for you.
Copy !req
101. Ugh!
Copy !req
102. - Do not let them escape!
- Right!
Copy !req
103. You're all out.
Copy !req
104. Oh, and there's one more
thing you need to know.
Copy !req
105. Sorry, Dad.
Copy !req
106. Okay, but I hit a Night Fury.
Copy !req
107. Whaa! It's not like the last few times,
Dad! I really, actually hit it!
Copy !req
108. You guys were busy.
I had a very clear shot.
Copy !req
109. It went down off Raven Point.
Let's get a search party...
Copy !req
110. Stop!
Copy !req
111. Just stop.
Copy !req
112. Every time you step outside,
disaster follows.
Copy !req
113. Can you not see that I have
bigger problems?
Copy !req
114. Winter is almost here and I have
an entire village to feed!
Copy !req
115. Between you and me,
the village could do
Copy !req
116. with a little less feeding,
don't you think?
Copy !req
117. This isn't a joke, Hiccup!
Copy !req
118. Why can't you follow the simplest orders?
Copy !req
119. I can't stop myself.
I see a dragon and I have to just kill it.
Copy !req
120. It's who I am, Dad.
Copy !req
121. Agh... You're many things, Hiccup.
But a dragon killer is not one of them.
Copy !req
122. Get back to the house.
Make sure he gets there.
Copy !req
123. I have his mess to clean up.
Copy !req
124. Quite the performance.
Copy !req
125. I've never seen anyone mess up that badly.
That helped.
Copy !req
126. Thank you, thank you. I was trying.
Copy !req
127. Ow!
Copy !req
128. - I really did hit one.
- Sure, Hiccup.
Copy !req
129. - He never listens.
- It runs in the family.
Copy !req
130. When he does,
it's with this disappointed scowl,
Copy !req
131. like someone skimped
on the meat in his sandwich.
Copy !req
132. "Excuse me, barmaid.
I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring.
Copy !req
133. I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms,
extra guts and glory on the side.
Copy !req
134. This here, this is a talking fishbone."
Copy !req
135. You're thinking about this all wrong.
Copy !req
136. It's not so much what you look like,
it's what's inside that he can't stand.
Copy !req
137. Thank you for summing that up.
Copy !req
138. Look, the point is, stop trying so hard
to be something you're not.
Copy !req
139. I just want to be one of you guys.
Copy !req
140. Either we finish them
or they'll finish us!
Copy !req
141. It's the only way we'll be rid of them.
Copy !req
142. If we find the nest and destroy it,
Copy !req
143. the dragons will leave.
They'll find another home!
Copy !req
144. One more search before the ice sets in.
Copy !req
145. Those ships never come back.
Copy !req
146. We're Vikings. It's an occupational hazard.
Now, who's with me?
Copy !req
147. Count me out.
Copy !req
148. - Today's no good for me.
- I have to do my ax returns.
Copy !req
149. All right.
Those who stay will look after Hiccup.
Copy !req
150. - To the ships!
- I'm with you, Stoick!
Copy !req
151. That's more like it.
Copy !req
152. Right, I'll pack my undies.
Copy !req
153. No, I need you to stay
and train some new recruits.
Copy !req
154. Oh, perfect. And while I'm busy,
Hiccup can cover the stall.
Copy !req
155. Molten steel, razor-sharp blades,
lots of time to himself.
Copy !req
156. What could possibly go wrong?
Copy !req
157. What am I going to do with him, Gobber?
Copy !req
158. Put him in training with the others.
Copy !req
159. - No, I'm serious.
- So am I.
Copy !req
160. He'd be killed before you let
the first dragon out of its cage.
Copy !req
161. - You don't know that.
- I do, actually.
Copy !req
162. - No, you don't.
- No, actually, I do.
Copy !req
163. No, you don't.
Copy !req
164. Listen, you know what he's like.
Copy !req
165. From the time he could crawl,
he's been... different.
Copy !req
166. He doesn't listen.
He has the attention span of a sparrow.
Copy !req
167. I take him fishing and he goes
hunting for... for trolls!
Copy !req
168. Trolls exist. They steal your socks.
Copy !req
169. But only the left ones.
What's with that?
Copy !req
170. - When I was a boy...
- Here we go.
Copy !req
171. my father told me to bang my head
against a rock and I did it.
Copy !req
172. I thought it was crazy,
but I didn't question him.
Copy !req
173. - And you know what happened?
- You got a headache.
Copy !req
174. That rock split in two.
Copy !req
175. It taught me what a Viking
could do, Gobber.
Copy !req
176. He could crush mountains,
level forests, tame seas!
Copy !req
177. Even as a boy, I knew what I was,
what I had to become.
Copy !req
178. Hiccup is not that boy.
Copy !req
179. You can't stop him, Stoick.
Copy !req
180. You can only prepare him.
Copy !req
181. I know it seems hopeless,
Copy !req
182. but the truth is,
you won't always be around to protect him.
Copy !req
183. He's going to get out there again.
He's probably out there now.
Copy !req
184. Oh, the gods hate me.
Copy !req
185. Some people lose their knife
or their mug. Not me.
Copy !req
186. I manage to lose an entire dragon.
Copy !req
187. Ow!
Copy !req
188. Oh, wow. I did it.
Copy !req
189. Oh, I did it.
This fixes everything! Yes!
Copy !req
190. I have brought down this mighty beast!
Copy !req
191. I'm going to kill you, dragon.
Copy !req
192. Then I'll cut out your heart
and take it to my father.
Copy !req
193. I am a Viking. I am a Viking!
Copy !req
194. I did this.
Copy !req
195. Agh...
Copy !req
196. Hiccup.
Copy !req
197. Dad... Uh...
Copy !req
198. I have to talk to you, Dad.
Copy !req
199. I need to speak with you, too, son.
Copy !req
200. - I don't want to fight dragons.
- It's time you learn to fight dragons.
Copy !req
201. - What?
- What?
Copy !req
202. - Uh... You go first.
- No, you go first.
Copy !req
203. All right.
Copy !req
204. You get your wish.
Dragon training, you start in the morning.
Copy !req
205. Oh, man, I should have gone first.
'Cause... Uh...
Copy !req
206. I was thinking, you know,
Copy !req
207. we have a surplus
of dragon-fighting Vikings,
Copy !req
208. but do we have enough bread-making
Vikings or small-home-repair Vikings?
Copy !req
209. You'll need this.
Copy !req
210. I don't want to fight dragons.
Copy !req
211. Come on. Yes, you do.
Copy !req
212. Rephrase. Dad, I can't kill dragons.
Copy !req
213. But you will kill dragons.
Copy !req
214. No, I'm really very
extra-sure that I won't.
Copy !req
215. - It's time, Hiccup.
- Can you not hear me?
Copy !req
216. This is serious, son.
Copy !req
217. When you carry this ax...
you carry all of us with you.
Copy !req
218. Which means you walk like us,
you talk like us,
Copy !req
219. you think like us.
Copy !req
220. No more of... this.
Copy !req
221. You just gestured to all of me.
Copy !req
222. - Deal?
- This conversation feels very one-sided.
Copy !req
223. Deal?
Copy !req
224. Deal.
Copy !req
225. Good.
Copy !req
226. Train hard.
Copy !req
227. I'll be back.
Copy !req
228. Probably.
Copy !req
229. And I'll be here.
Copy !req
230. Maybe.
Copy !req
231. Welcome to dragon training!
Copy !req
232. No turning back.
Copy !req
233. I hope I get some serious burns.
Copy !req
234. I'm hoping for some mauling,
like, on my shoulder or my back.
Copy !req
235. Yeah, it's only fun
if you get a scar out of it.
Copy !req
236. Yeah, no kidding, right?
Copy !req
237. Pain. Love it.
Copy !req
238. Oh, great. Who let him in?
Copy !req
239. Let's get started!
The recruit who does best
Copy !req
240. will win the honor
of killing his first dragon
Copy !req
241. in front of the entire village.
Copy !req
242. Hiccup already killed a Night Fury,
so does that disqualify him or...
Copy !req
243. Can I transfer to the class
with the cool Vikings?
Copy !req
244. Don't worry. You're small and weak.
That'll make you less of a target.
Copy !req
245. They'll see you as sick or insane
Copy !req
246. and go after the more
"Viking-like" teens instead.
Copy !req
247. Behind these doors are just
a few of the many species
Copy !req
248. you will learn to fight!
Copy !req
249. - The Deadly Nadder!
- Speed 8, armor 16.
Copy !req
250. The Hideous Zippleback.
Copy !req
251. Plus 11 stealth. Times 2.
Copy !req
252. - The Monstrous Nightmare.
- Firepower 15.
Copy !req
253. - The Terrible Terror.
- Attack 8, venom 12.
Copy !req
254. Can you stop that?
Copy !req
255. And the Gronckle.
Copy !req
256. Jaw strength 8.
Copy !req
257. Whoa!
Wait, aren't you gonna teach us first?
Copy !req
258. I believe in learning on the job.
Copy !req
259. Today is about survival.
If you get blasted... you're dead!
Copy !req
260. Quick!
What's the first thing you'll need?
Copy !req
261. - A doctor?
- Plus 5 speed?
Copy !req
262. - A shield.
- Shields. Go!
Copy !req
263. Your most important piece
of equipment is your shield!
Copy !req
264. If you must make a choice between
a sword or a shield, take the shield!
Copy !req
265. Whoa!
Copy !req
266. - Get your hands off!
- There are a million shields!
Copy !req
267. Take that one. It has a flower.
Girls like flowers.
Copy !req
268. Oops, now this one has blood on it.
Copy !req
269. - Tuffnut, Ruffnut! You're out!
- What?
Copy !req
270. Those shields are good for another thing.
Copy !req
271. Noise! Make lots of it
to throw off a dragon's aim!
Copy !req
272. All dragons have a limited
number of shots.
Copy !req
273. How many does a Gronckle have?
Copy !req
274. - Five?
- No, six!
Copy !req
275. Correct, six!
That's one for each of you!
Copy !req
276. Fishlegs, out!
Copy !req
277. Hiccup, get in there!
Copy !req
278. By the way, I moved into my parents' basement.
Come by sometime and work out.
Copy !req
279. You look like you work out.
Copy !req
280. Snotlout! You're done!
Copy !req
281. I guess it's just you and me, huh?
Copy !req
282. Nope, just you.
Copy !req
283. One shot left!
Copy !req
284. Hiccup!
Copy !req
285. And that's six.
Copy !req
286. Go back to bed, you overgrown sausage!
Copy !req
287. You'll get another chance,
don't you worry.
Copy !req
288. Remember, a dragon will always,
Copy !req
289. always go for the kill.
Copy !req
290. So why didn't you?
Copy !req
291. This was stupid.
Copy !req
292. Why don't you just fly away?
Copy !req
293. All right, where did Astrid
go wrong in the ring today?
Copy !req
294. I mistimed my somersault dive.
It was sloppy.
Copy !req
295. - It threw off my reverse tumble.
- Yeah, we noticed.
Copy !req
296. No, no, you were great.
That was so "Astrid."
Copy !req
297. She's right.
You have to be tough on yourselves.
Copy !req
298. Where did Hiccup go wrong?
Copy !req
299. - Uh... He showed up.
- He didn't get eaten.
Copy !req
300. He's never where he should be.
Copy !req
301. Thank you, Astrid.
Copy !req
302. You need to live and breathe this stuff.
The dragon manual.
Copy !req
303. Everything we know about
every dragon we know of.
Copy !req
304. Hmm...
Copy !req
305. No attacks tonight. Study up.
Copy !req
306. Wait, you mean read?
Copy !req
307. While we're still alive?
Copy !req
308. Why read words when you
can just kill the stuff
Copy !req
309. the words tell you stuff about?
Copy !req
310. I've read it, like, seven times.
There's this water dragon
Copy !req
311. that sprays boiling water at your face.
And there's this other one...
Copy !req
312. Yeah. That sounds great.
Copy !req
313. - There was a chance I'd read it...
- But now...
Copy !req
314. You guys read. I'll go kill stuff.
Copy !req
315. Another one has spines, like, trees.
Copy !req
316. - So I guess we'll share?
- Read it.
Copy !req
317. Ah... All mine, then. Wow.
So, okay, I'll see you...
Copy !req
318. tomorrow.
Copy !req
319. "Dragon classifications.
Copy !req
320. Strike class. Fear class. Mystery class."
Copy !req
321. "Thunderdrum. This reclusive dragon
inhabits sea caves and dark tide pools.
Copy !req
322. When startled, the Thunderdrum
produces a concussive sound
Copy !req
323. that can kill a man at close range.
Copy !req
324. Extremely dangerous. Kill on sight."
Copy !req
325. "Timberjack. This gigantic creature
has razor-sharp wings
Copy !req
326. that can slice through full-grown trees.
Copy !req
327. Extremely dangerous. Kill on sight."
Copy !req
328. "Scauldron. Sprays scalding water at its victim.
Extremely dangerous... "
Copy !req
329. Agh!
Copy !req
330. "Changewing. Even newly hatched
dragons can spray acid. Kill on sight."
Copy !req
331. Gronckle. Zippleback. The Skrill.
Copy !req
332. Bone Knapper. Whispering Death!
Copy !req
333. Burns its victims. Buries its victims.
Copy !req
334. Chokes its victims.
Turns its victims inside out.
Copy !req
335. Extremely dangerous.
Extremely dangerous.
Copy !req
336. Kill on sight. Kill on sight.
Kill on sight.
Copy !req
337. Night Fury.
Copy !req
338. Speed unknown. Size unknown.
Copy !req
339. "The unholy offspring
of lightning and death itself.
Copy !req
340. Never engage this dragon.
Copy !req
341. Your only chance:
hide and pray it does not find you."
Copy !req
342. I can almost smell them.
Copy !req
343. They're close.
Copy !req
344. Steady.
Copy !req
345. Take us in.
Copy !req
346. Hard to port. For Helheim's Gate.
Copy !req
347. Hard to port!
Copy !req
348. Steady!
Copy !req
349. Hey, you know, I just happened to notice
Copy !req
350. the book had nothing on Night Furies.
Copy !req
351. Is there, like, another book or a sequel?
Maybe a little Night Fury pamphlet?
Copy !req
352. - Whoa!
- Focus, Hiccup!
Copy !req
353. You're not even trying!
Copy !req
354. Today is all about attack!
Copy !req
355. Nadders are quick and light on their feet.
Copy !req
356. - Your job is to be quicker and lighter!
- Whoa!
Copy !req
357. I'm really beginning to question
your teaching methods!
Copy !req
358. Look for its blind spot!
Every dragon has one.
Copy !req
359. Find it, hide in it, and strike!
Copy !req
360. Ugh!
Copy !req
361. Do you ever bathe?
Copy !req
362. If you don't like it,
then just get your own blind spot.
Copy !req
363. How about I give you one?
Copy !req
364. Blind spot, yes.
Deaf spot, not so much.
Copy !req
365. Hey, so, how would one
sneak up on a Night Fury?
Copy !req
366. No one's ever met one and lived
to tell the tale. Now, get in there!
Copy !req
367. - I know, I know, but hypothetically...
- Hiccup!
Copy !req
368. Get down.
Copy !req
369. Watch out, babe. I'll take care of this.
Copy !req
370. The sun was in my eyes, Astrid.
Copy !req
371. What do you want me to do,
block out the sun?
Copy !req
372. I could do that but
I don't have time right now!
Copy !req
373. They probably take the daytime off, right?
Like a cat.
Copy !req
374. Has anyone ever seen one napping?
Copy !req
375. Hiccup!
Copy !req
376. Hiccup!
Copy !req
377. - Ooh... Love on the battlefield.
- She could do better.
Copy !req
378. Let me... Why don't you...
Copy !req
379. Well done, Astrid.
Copy !req
380. Is this some kind of a joke to you?
Copy !req
381. Our parents' war is about to become ours.
Copy !req
382. Figure out which side you're on.
Copy !req
383. Huh. Toothless.
Copy !req
384. I could have sworn you had...
Copy !req
385. teeth.
Copy !req
386. Uh... Uh... I... No, no, no.
Copy !req
387. I don't have any more!
Copy !req
388. Ugh!
Copy !req
389. Uh...
Copy !req
390. - Mmm...
- Hmm?
Copy !req
391. Mmm-hmm.
Copy !req
392. Hmm.
Copy !req
393. Ugh!
Copy !req
394. Hmm?
Copy !req
395. And with one twist,
he took my hand and swallowed it whole!
Copy !req
396. I saw the look on his face.
I was delicious.
Copy !req
397. He must have passed the word,
Copy !req
398. because it wasn't a month before
another one of them took my leg.
Copy !req
399. Isn't it weird to think your hand
was inside a dragon?
Copy !req
400. Like if your mind was still
in control of it,
Copy !req
401. you could've killed the dragon from inside
by crushing his heart, or something.
Copy !req
402. I swear, I'm so angry. I'll avenge your
beautiful hand and your beautiful foot.
Copy !req
403. I'll chop off the legs of every
dragon I fight, with my face.
Copy !req
404. Uh-uh! It's the wings
and the tails you really want.
Copy !req
405. If it can't fly, it can't get away.
Copy !req
406. A downed dragon is a dead dragon.
Copy !req
407. All right, I'm off to bed.
You should be, too.
Copy !req
408. Tomorrow, we get to the big boys,
slowly but surely
Copy !req
409. making our way up
to the Monstrous Nightmare.
Copy !req
410. But who'll win the honor of killing it?
Copy !req
411. It's gonna be me.
It's my destiny. See?
Copy !req
412. Your mom let you get a tattoo?
Copy !req
413. It's not a tattoo, it's a birthmark.
Copy !req
414. I've been stuck with you since birth,
and that was never there before.
Copy !req
415. Yes, it was. You've just never
seen me from the left side.
Copy !req
416. Hey, Toothless.
Copy !req
417. I brought breakfast.
I hope... I hope you're hungry.
Copy !req
418. Okay, that's disgusting.
Copy !req
419. We've got some salmon,
some nice Icelandic cod
Copy !req
420. and a whole smoked eel.
Copy !req
421. No, no, no, no, no!
No, it's okay.
Copy !req
422. Yeah, I don't really like eel much, either.
Copy !req
423. That's it.
Copy !req
424. That's it.
Just stick with the good stuff.
Copy !req
425. And don't you mind me.
I'll just be back here,
Copy !req
426. minding my own business.
Copy !req
427. It's okay.
Copy !req
428. Agh!
Copy !req
429. Okay.
Copy !req
430. Okay.
Copy !req
431. Huh!
Copy !req
432. Okay.
Copy !req
433. That's not too bad. It works.
Copy !req
434. Whoa! Whoa!
Copy !req
435. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Copy !req
436. Oh, my! It's working!
Copy !req
437. Yes, yes! I did it!
Copy !req
438. Yeah!
Copy !req
439. Today is about teamwork.
Copy !req
440. Now, a wet dragon head
can't light its fire.
Copy !req
441. The Hideous Zippleback is extra tricky.
Copy !req
442. One head breathes gas,
the other head lights it.
Copy !req
443. Your job is to know which is which.
Copy !req
444. Razor-sharp serrated teeth
that inject venom for pre-digestion.
Copy !req
445. Prefers ambush attack,
crushing its victims...
Copy !req
446. Will you please stop that?
Copy !req
447. If that dragon shows either of his faces,
I'm gonna...
Copy !req
448. There!
Copy !req
449. Hey, it's us, idiots!
Copy !req
450. Your butts are getting bigger.
We thought you were a dragon.
Copy !req
451. Not that there's anything wrong
with a dragonesque figure...
Copy !req
452. Wait.
Copy !req
453. Oh, I'm hurt!
I am very much hurt!
Copy !req
454. Chances of survival are dwindling
to single digits now.
Copy !req
455. Oh... Wrong head.
Copy !req
456. Fishlegs!
Copy !req
457. Now, Hiccup!
Copy !req
458. Oh, come on.
Copy !req
459. Hiccup!
Copy !req
460. Back, back, back!
Copy !req
461. Now, don't you make me tell you again!
Yes, that's right.
Copy !req
462. Back into your cage.
Now, think about what you've done.
Copy !req
463. Okay, so are we done?
'Cause I've got some things I need to...
Copy !req
464. Yep, I'll see you tomorrow!
Copy !req
465. Hey!
Copy !req
466. I've never seen a Gronckle do that.
Copy !req
467. I left my ax back in the ring.
You guys go on ahead. I'll catch up with you.
Copy !req
468. Meet the Terrible Terror.
Copy !req
469. Ha! It's like the size of my...
Copy !req
470. Get it off!
Copy !req
471. Oh, I'm hurt! I am very much hurt!
Copy !req
472. Wow! He's better than you ever were.
Copy !req
473. Hmm!
Copy !req
474. Oh, great.
Copy !req
475. Hiccup.
Copy !req
476. Hiccup? Are you in there?
Copy !req
477. Astrid. Hey.
Copy !req
478. Hi, Astrid. Hi, Astrid. Hi, Astrid.
Copy !req
479. I normally don't care what people do,
but you're acting weird.
Copy !req
480. Ow!
Copy !req
481. Well, weirder.
Copy !req
482. - Uh, I trust you found the nest, at least?
- Not even close.
Copy !req
483. Huh. Excellent.
Copy !req
484. I hope you had a little more
success than me.
Copy !req
485. Well, if by success, you mean that your
parenting troubles are over, then yes.
Copy !req
486. Congratulations, Stoick!
Everyone is so relieved!
Copy !req
487. Out with the old and in
with the new, right?
Copy !req
488. No one will miss that old nuisance!
Copy !req
489. The village is throwing
a party to celebrate!
Copy !req
490. - Come over here.
- Hurry!
Copy !req
491. - He's gone?
- Uh...
Copy !req
492. Yeah...
Copy !req
493. Most afternoons, but who can blame him?
The life of a celebrity's very rough.
Copy !req
494. He can barely walk through the village
without being swarmed by his new fans.
Copy !req
495. Hiccup?
Copy !req
496. Who would have thought it, eh?
He has this way with the beasts.
Copy !req
497. Okay, there, bud.
We're gonna take this nice and slow.
Copy !req
498. Here we go. Here we go. Position...
Copy !req
499. three. No, four.
Copy !req
500. All right, it's go time. It's go time.
Copy !req
501. Come on, buddy! Come on, buddy!
Copy !req
502. Yes, it worked!
Copy !req
503. Sorry!
Copy !req
504. That was my fault.
Copy !req
505. Yeah, yeah, I'm on it.
Copy !req
506. Position four. Uh, three.
Copy !req
507. Yeah! Go, baby!
Copy !req
508. Yes!
Copy !req
509. Oh, this is amazing!
The wind in my... Cheat sheet!
Copy !req
510. Stop!
Copy !req
511. No!
Copy !req
512. Oh, gosh! Oh, gods! Oh, no!
Copy !req
513. All right, okay, you've gotta
kind of angle yourself.
Copy !req
514. Okay, no, no, no.
Come back down towards me!
Come back down...
Copy !req
515. Ow!
Copy !req
516. Yeah!
Copy !req
517. Come on.
Copy !req
518. Uh... No, thanks. I'm good.
Copy !req
519. Not so fireproof on the inside, are you?
Copy !req
520. There you go.
Copy !req
521. Everything we know
about you guys is wrong.
Copy !req
522. Dad! You're back! Gobber's not here so...
Copy !req
523. I know.
Copy !req
524. - I came looking for you.
- You did?
Copy !req
525. You've been keeping secrets.
Copy !req
526. Uh, I have?
Copy !req
527. Just how long did you think
you could hide it from me?
Copy !req
528. I don't know what you're...
Copy !req
529. Nothing happens on this island
without me hearing about it.
Copy !req
530. Oh?
Copy !req
531. So...
Copy !req
532. let's talk...
Copy !req
533. about that dragon.
Copy !req
534. Oh, gods. Dad, I'm so sorry.
I was going to tell you.
Copy !req
535. I just didn't know how to...
Copy !req
536. You're... You're not upset?
Copy !req
537. Uh... What? I was hoping for this!
Copy !req
538. - Uh... You were?
- And believe me, it only gets better!
Copy !req
539. Just wait till you spill a Nadder's guts
for the first time!
Copy !req
540. And mount your first
Gronckle head on a spear!
Copy !req
541. What a feeling!
You really had me going there, son!
Copy !req
542. All those years of the worst Viking
Berk has ever seen.
Copy !req
543. Odin, it was rough.
I almost gave up on you.
Copy !req
544. And all the while you were
holding out on me!
Copy !req
545. Oh, Thor Almighty!
Copy !req
546. Oh! With you doing so well in the ring...
Copy !req
547. we finally have something to talk about.
Copy !req
548. Oh! Here, I brought you something
Copy !req
549. to keep you safe in the ring.
Copy !req
550. Wow. Thanks.
Copy !req
551. Your mother would have wanted you to have it.
It's half of her breastplate.
Copy !req
552. Huh...
Copy !req
553. Matching set.
It keeps her close, you know.
Copy !req
554. Wear it proudly. You deserve it.
You've held up your end of the deal.
Copy !req
555. - I should really get to bed.
- Yes, good. Okay, good talk.
Copy !req
556. - I'll see you back at the house. Great.
- We should do this again.
Copy !req
557. Uh... Thanks for stopping by
Copy !req
558. - and for the... breast hat.
- I hope you like the hat. Ahem!
Copy !req
559. Well... Yep. Good night.
Copy !req
560. Stay out of my way!
I'm winning this thing.
Copy !req
561. Good. Please, by all means.
Copy !req
562. This time, this time, for sure!
Copy !req
563. No! No, son of a half-troll,
Copy !req
564. - rat-eating, munge-bucket!
- Wait, wait.
Copy !req
565. - So, later.
- Not so fast.
Copy !req
566. - I'm kind of late for...
- What?
Copy !req
567. Late for what, exactly?
Copy !req
568. Quiet down! The elder has decided.
Copy !req
569. You've done it! You've done it, Hiccup!
You get to kill the dragon!
Copy !req
570. That's my boy!
Copy !req
571. Yeah. Yes. I can't wait. I am so...
Copy !req
572. Leaving! We're leaving.
Copy !req
573. Let's pack up. Looks like you
and me are taking a little vacation.
Copy !req
574. Forever.
Copy !req
575. Oh, man.
Copy !req
576. Whoa! What the...
Um... What are you doing here?
Copy !req
577. I want to know what's going on.
Copy !req
578. No one just gets as good as you do.
Especially you.
Copy !req
579. Start talking!
Are you training with someone?
Copy !req
580. Training?
Copy !req
581. It better not involve this.
Copy !req
582. I know this looks really bad,
but you see...
Copy !req
583. Whoa!
Copy !req
584. You're right. You're right. You're right.
Copy !req
585. I'm through with the lies.
I've been making outfits. So you got me.
Copy !req
586. It's time everyone knew.
Drag me back, go ahead. Here we go.
Copy !req
587. Ow! Why would you do that?
Copy !req
588. That's for the lies.
And that's for everything else.
Copy !req
589. Oh, man.
Copy !req
590. Get down!
Copy !req
591. Run, run!
Copy !req
592. No! It's okay! It's okay.
Copy !req
593. She's a friend.
Copy !req
594. You just scared him.
Copy !req
595. I scared him?
Copy !req
596. Who is "him"?
Copy !req
597. Astrid, Toothless. Toothless, Astrid.
Copy !req
598. Uh... We're dead.
Copy !req
599. Whoa! Where do you think you're going?
Copy !req
600. Whoa!
Copy !req
601. Oh, great Odin's ghost!
Ah! This is it!
Copy !req
602. Agh!
Copy !req
603. Hiccup, get me down from here!
Copy !req
604. You have to give me a chance to explain.
Copy !req
605. I am not listening to anything
you have to say!
Copy !req
606. Then I won't speak.
Just let me show you.
Copy !req
607. Please, Astrid.
Copy !req
608. Now, get me down.
Copy !req
609. Toothless, down. Gently.
Copy !req
610. See? Nothing to be afraid of.
Copy !req
611. Whoa!
Copy !req
612. Toothless!
Copy !req
613. What is wrong with you?
Bad dragon!
Copy !req
614. He's not usually like this. Oh, no.
Copy !req
615. Toothless, what are you doing?
We need her to like us!
Copy !req
616. And now the spinning.
Copy !req
617. Thank you for nothing,
you useless reptile.
Copy !req
618. Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry.
Copy !req
619. Just get me off of this thing.
Copy !req
620. All right, I admit it.
This is pretty cool.
Copy !req
621. It's amazing.
Copy !req
622. He's amazing.
Copy !req
623. So, what now?
Copy !req
624. Hiccup, your final exam is tomorrow.
Copy !req
625. You know you'll have to kill...
Copy !req
626. kill a dragon.
Copy !req
627. Don't remind me.
Copy !req
628. Toothless, what's happening?
Copy !req
629. What is it?
Copy !req
630. Get down!
Copy !req
631. - What's going on?
- I don't know.
Copy !req
632. Toothless, you gotta
get us out of here, bud.
Copy !req
633. It looks like
they're hauling in their kill.
Copy !req
634. Ugh! What does that make us?
Copy !req
635. What my dad wouldn't give to find this.
Copy !req
636. It's satisfying to know that all of our food
has been dumped down a hole.
Copy !req
637. They're not eating any of it.
Copy !req
638. What is that?
Copy !req
639. All right, bud,
we got to get out of here... now!
Copy !req
640. Oh, it totally makes sense.
It's like a giant beehive.
Copy !req
641. They're the workers
and that's their queen.
Copy !req
642. It controls them. Let's find your dad.
Copy !req
643. No! No.
Copy !req
644. No, not yet. They'll kill Toothless.
Copy !req
645. Astrid, we have to think
this through carefully.
Copy !req
646. Hiccup, we just discovered
the dragons' nest,
Copy !req
647. the thing we've been after
since Vikings first sailed here,
Copy !req
648. and you want to keep it a secret?
Copy !req
649. What? To protect your pet dragon?
Are you serious?
Copy !req
650. Yes.
Copy !req
651. Okay. Then what do we do?
Copy !req
652. Just give me until tomorrow.
I'll figure something out.
Copy !req
653. Okay.
Copy !req
654. That's for kidnapping me.
Copy !req
655. That's for... everything else.
Copy !req
656. What are you looking at?
Copy !req
657. Hiccup! Hiccup! Hiccup! Hiccup!
Copy !req
658. Well, I can show my face
in public again!
Copy !req
659. If someone had told me
that in a few short weeks,
Copy !req
660. Hiccup would go from, well, being...
Hiccup
Copy !req
661. to placing first in dragon training,
well, I would have tied him to a mast
Copy !req
662. and shipped him off
for fear he'd gone mad!
Copy !req
663. And you know it!
Copy !req
664. But here we are.
And no one is more surprised
Copy !req
665. or more proud than I am.
Copy !req
666. Today, my boy becomes a Viking.
Copy !req
667. Today, he becomes one of us!
Copy !req
668. Be careful with that dragon.
Copy !req
669. - It's not the dragon I'm worried about.
- What are you going to do?
Copy !req
670. Put an end to this. I have to try.
Copy !req
671. Astrid, if something goes wrong,
Copy !req
672. just make sure they don't find Toothless.
Copy !req
673. I will.
Just promise me it won't go wrong.
Copy !req
674. It's time, Hiccup. Knock 'em dead.
Copy !req
675. Yeah! Show 'em how it's done.
Copy !req
676. Hiccup! Hiccup! Hiccup! Hiccup!
Copy !req
677. I would have gone for the hammer.
Copy !req
678. I'm ready.
Copy !req
679. Go on, Hiccup. Give it to him!
Copy !req
680. What is he doing?
Copy !req
681. What is this?
Copy !req
682. Hey, it's okay. It's okay.
Copy !req
683. I'm not one of them.
Copy !req
684. What is he thinking?
Copy !req
685. - Stop the fight.
- No!
Copy !req
686. I need you all to see this.
Copy !req
687. They're not what we think they are.
Copy !req
688. We don't have to kill them.
Copy !req
689. I said, stop the fight!
Copy !req
690. Out of my way!
Copy !req
691. Hiccup!
Copy !req
692. Hiccup!
Copy !req
693. This way!
Copy !req
694. Agh!
Copy !req
695. Night Fury!
Copy !req
696. Right, Toothless, go.
Get out of here.
Copy !req
697. Go, go!
Copy !req
698. Stoick, no!
Copy !req
699. Dad, he won't hurt you!
Copy !req
700. No, don't!
You're only making it worse!
Copy !req
701. Toothless, stop!
Copy !req
702. No! No!
Copy !req
703. Get him!
Copy !req
704. No, no! Please just don't hurt him!
Copy !req
705. Please don't hurt him.
Copy !req
706. Put it with the others.
Copy !req
707. I should have known.
I should have seen the signs.
Copy !req
708. - Dad?
- We had a deal!
Copy !req
709. I know we did. That was before.
Oh! It's all so messed up.
Copy !req
710. So everything in the ring, a trick? A lie?
Copy !req
711. I screwed up. I should have
told you before now. I just...
Copy !req
712. Take this out on me, be mad at me,
but please, just don't hurt Toothless.
Copy !req
713. The dragon?
That's what you're worried about?
Copy !req
714. Not the people you almost killed?
Copy !req
715. He was just protecting me!
He's not dangerous.
Copy !req
716. They've killed hundreds of us!
Copy !req
717. And we've killed thousands of them!
Copy !req
718. They defend themselves, that's all!
They raid us because they have to.
Copy !req
719. If they don't bring enough food back,
they'll be eaten themselves.
Copy !req
720. There's something else on their island, Dad.
It's a dragon like...
Copy !req
721. Their island? So you've been to the nest?
Copy !req
722. - Did I say "nest"?
- How did you find it?
Copy !req
723. What? No, I didn't. Toothless did.
Copy !req
724. Only a dragon can find the island.
Copy !req
725. No, no, no. No, Dad.
No, please, it's not what you think.
Copy !req
726. You don't know what you're up against.
It's like nothing you've ever seen.
Copy !req
727. Dad, please.
I promise you, you can't win this one!
Copy !req
728. Dad. No.
Copy !req
729. For once in your life,
would you please just listen to me?
Copy !req
730. You've thrown your lot in with them.
You're not a Viking.
Copy !req
731. You're not my son.
Copy !req
732. Ready the ships!
Copy !req
733. This way.
Copy !req
734. Set sail!
Copy !req
735. We head for Helheim's Gate.
Copy !req
736. Lead us home, devil.
Copy !req
737. It's a mess.
Copy !req
738. You must feel horrible.
You've lost everything:
Copy !req
739. your father, your tribe, your best friend.
Copy !req
740. Thank you for summing that up.
Copy !req
741. Why couldn't I have killed that dragon
when I found him in the woods?
Copy !req
742. - Would have been better for everyone.
- Yep. The rest of us would've done it.
Copy !req
743. So why didn't you?
Copy !req
744. - Why didn't you?
- I don't know.
Copy !req
745. - I couldn't.
- That's not an answer.
Copy !req
746. Why is this so important
to you all of a sudden?
Copy !req
747. Because I want to remember
what you say right now.
Copy !req
748. For the love of... I was a coward.
I was weak. I wouldn't kill a dragon.
Copy !req
749. You said "wouldn't" that time.
Copy !req
750. Oh... Whatever! I wouldn't!
Copy !req
751. 300 years, and I'm the first Viking
who wouldn't kill a dragon.
Copy !req
752. First to ride one, though.
Copy !req
753. So?
Copy !req
754. I wouldn't kill him because
he looked as frightened as I was.
Copy !req
755. I looked at him, and I saw myself.
Copy !req
756. I bet he's really frightened now.
What are you going to do about it?
Copy !req
757. - Uh... Probably something stupid.
- Good, but you've already done that.
Copy !req
758. Then something crazy.
Copy !req
759. That's more like it.
Copy !req
760. Sound your positions.
Stay within earshot.
Copy !req
761. - Here!
- One length to your stern.
Copy !req
762. Listen, Stoick, I was overhearing
some of the men and, well, some of them
Copy !req
763. are wondering what it is we're up to here.
Not me, of course.
Copy !req
764. I know you're always the man
with the plan. But some,
Copy !req
765. not me, are wondering if there is
in fact a plan at all
Copy !req
766. - and what it might be.
- Find the nest and take it.
Copy !req
767. Of course. Send them running.
Copy !req
768. The old Viking fallback.
Nice and simple.
Copy !req
769. Shh!
Copy !req
770. Step aside.
Copy !req
771. Bear to port.
Copy !req
772. If you're planning on getting eaten,
I'd definitely go with the Gronckle.
Copy !req
773. You were wise to seek help
from the world's most deadly weapon.
Copy !req
774. Uh... It's me.
Copy !req
775. - I love this plan.
- I didn't...
Copy !req
776. You're crazy. I like that.
Copy !req
777. So, what is the plan?
Copy !req
778. That's not very encouraging.
Copy !req
779. Oh!
Copy !req
780. Ha! I was wondering where that went.
Copy !req
781. Stay low and ready your weapons.
Copy !req
782. We're here.
Copy !req
783. Uh-uh.
Copy !req
784. - Wait! What are you...
- Shh. Relax.
Copy !req
785. It's okay. It's okay.
Copy !req
786. Ha...
Copy !req
787. Where are you going?
Copy !req
788. You're gonna need something
to help you hold on.
Copy !req
789. When we crack this mountain open,
all hell is going to break loose.
Copy !req
790. In my undies.
Good thing I brought extras.
Copy !req
791. No matter how this ends,
it ends today.
Copy !req
792. Is that it?
Copy !req
793. We've done it!
Copy !req
794. This isn't over!
Form your ranks! Hold together!
Copy !req
795. - Get clear!
- Agh!
Copy !req
796. Beard of Thor! What is that?
Copy !req
797. Odin help us.
Copy !req
798. Catapults!
Copy !req
799. - Get to the ships!
- No! No!
Copy !req
800. - Smart, that one.
- I was a fool.
Copy !req
801. Lead the men
to the far side of the island!
Copy !req
802. Gobber, go with the men!
Copy !req
803. I think I'll stay, in case you're
thinking of doing something crazy.
Copy !req
804. I can buy them a few minutes
if I give that thing someone to hunt!
Copy !req
805. And I can double that time.
Copy !req
806. - Here!
- Oh, no! Here!
Copy !req
807. Come on! Fight me!
Copy !req
808. No, me!
Copy !req
809. Ruff, Tuff! Watch your backs!
Copy !req
810. Move, Fishlegs!
Copy !req
811. Look at us! We're on dragons.
We're on dragons! All of us!
Copy !req
812. Up! Let's move it!
Copy !req
813. Every bit the boar-headed,
stubborn Viking you ever were!
Copy !req
814. - Fishlegs, break it down!
- Okay.
Copy !req
815. Heavily armored skull and tail
made for bashing and crushing!
Copy !req
816. Steer clear of both. Small eyes, large nostrils!
Relies on hearing and smell!
Copy !req
817. Okay, Lout, legs! Hang in its blind spot,
make noise, keep it confused!
Copy !req
818. Ruff, Tuff, find out if it has a shot limit!
Make it mad!
Copy !req
819. That's my specialty!
Copy !req
820. Since when?
Everyone knows I'm more irritating! See?
Copy !req
821. Just do what I told you!
I'll be back as soon as I can!
Copy !req
822. - Don't worry! We got it covered!
- Yeah!
Copy !req
823. - Troll!
- Butt elf!
Copy !req
824. Bride of Grendel!
Copy !req
825. Um... This thing doesn't
have a blind spot!
Copy !req
826. There!
Copy !req
827. Go help the others!
Copy !req
828. Okay, hold on. Hold on.
Copy !req
829. - It's working!
- Yeah, it's working!
Copy !req
830. I've lost power on the Gronckle!
Snotlout, do something!
Copy !req
831. I'm okay!
Copy !req
832. Less okay!
Copy !req
833. Agh!
Copy !req
834. I can't miss! What's wrong, buddy?
Got something in your eye?
Copy !req
835. Agh!
Copy !req
836. Yeah! You're the Viking!
Copy !req
837. Whoa!
Copy !req
838. Dad?
Copy !req
839. You got it, bud.
Copy !req
840. Hiccup!
Copy !req
841. I'm sorry... for everything.
Copy !req
842. Yeah. Me, too.
Copy !req
843. You don't have to go up there.
Copy !req
844. We're Vikings.
It's an occupational hazard.
Copy !req
845. I'm proud to call you my son.
Copy !req
846. Thanks, Dad.
Copy !req
847. He's up!
Copy !req
848. Get Snotlout out of there.
Copy !req
849. - I'm on it!
- I'm on it first!
Copy !req
850. - Hey, let me drive!
- I'm ahead of you.
Copy !req
851. No, this way.
Copy !req
852. - Don't push me!
- I'll take your teeth out!
Copy !req
853. I can't believe that worked!
Copy !req
854. Night Fury!
Copy !req
855. Get down!
Copy !req
856. Did you get her?
Copy !req
857. Go.
Copy !req
858. That thing has wings.
Okay, let's see if it can use them!
Copy !req
859. You think that did it?
Copy !req
860. Well, he can fly.
Copy !req
861. Okay, Toothless, time to disappear.
Copy !req
862. Come on, bud!
Copy !req
863. Here it comes!
Copy !req
864. Watch out!
Copy !req
865. Okay, time's up! Let's see if this works.
Copy !req
866. Come on! Is that the best you can do?
Copy !req
867. Stay with me, buddy. We're good.
Just a bit longer.
Copy !req
868. Hold, Toothless.
Copy !req
869. Now!
Copy !req
870. No.
Copy !req
871. No!
Copy !req
872. Hiccup!
Copy !req
873. Hiccup!
Copy !req
874. Son!
Copy !req
875. Hiccup.
Copy !req
876. Oh, son.
Copy !req
877. I did this.
Copy !req
878. Oh, son, I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
879. Hiccup!
Copy !req
880. Ha! He's alive.
You brought him back alive.
Copy !req
881. Thank you for saving my son.
Copy !req
882. Well, you know, most of him.
Copy !req
883. Hey, Toothless.
Copy !req
884. I'm happy to see you, too.
Copy !req
885. Oh! Ugh! Huh?
Copy !req
886. I'm in my house.
Copy !req
887. Uh... You're in my house.
Copy !req
888. Does my dad know you're here?
Copy !req
889. Uh... What? Okay, okay.
Copy !req
890. Toothless, no. No, Toothless.
Copy !req
891. Toothless! Oh, come on.
Copy !req
892. Agh!
Copy !req
893. Okay. Thanks, bud.
Copy !req
894. Oh!
Copy !req
895. - Toothless, stay here.
- Come on, guys. Get ready!
Copy !req
896. Hold on tight! Here we go!
Copy !req
897. What?
Copy !req
898. I knew it. I'm dead.
Copy !req
899. No, but you gave it your best shot.
So, what do you think?
Copy !req
900. Hey, look, it's Hiccup!
Copy !req
901. It's Hiccup!
Copy !req
902. Turns out all we needed
was a little more of... this.
Copy !req
903. You just gestured to all of me.
Copy !req
904. Well, most of you.
That bit's my handiwork.
Copy !req
905. With a little Hiccup flair thrown in.
You think it'll do?
Copy !req
906. I might make a few tweaks.
Copy !req
907. - Ow!
- That's for scaring me.
Copy !req
908. What, is it always going to be this way?
'Cause...
Copy !req
909. I could get used to it.
Copy !req
910. Welcome home.
Copy !req
911. - Night Fury!
- Get down!
Copy !req
912. You ready?
Copy !req
913. This is Berk.
Copy !req
914. It snows nine months of the year
and hails the other three.
Copy !req
915. Any food that grows here
is tough and tasteless.
Copy !req
916. The people that grow here
are even more so.
Copy !req
917. The only upsides are the pets.
Copy !req
918. While other places have
ponies or parrots...
Copy !req
919. we have...
Copy !req
920. dragons!
Copy !req