1. Inside a snowflake,Copy !req
2. like the one on your sleeve,Copy !req
3. there happened a story
you must see to believe.Copy !req
4. Way up in the mountains,
in the high range of Pontoos,Copy !req
5. lay the small town
of Whoville,Copy !req
6. the home of the Whos!Copy !req
7. Ask any Who,
and they'll have this to say...Copy !req
8. There is no place
like Whoville
around Christmas Day.Copy !req
9. Every window was flocked,
every lamppost was dressed,Copy !req
10. and the Whoville Band marched
in their Christmas-y best.Copy !req
11. Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!Copy !req
12. Arbor Day was fine,
and Easter was pleasant,Copy !req
13. and every Saint Fizzin's Day
they ate a Fizz pheasant,Copy !req
14. but every Who knew,
from their 12 toes
to their snout,Copy !req
15. they loved Christmas the most,Copy !req
16. without a single Who doubt.Copy !req
17. Farfingle's welcomes you!
Thank you.Copy !req
18. Merry Christmas! Thank you
for shopping Farfingle's!Copy !req
19. We got a snoozlephone
for your brother Drew,Copy !req
20. and a snoozlephone
for your brother Stu,Copy !req
21. a muncle for your uncle,
a fant for your aunt,Copy !req
22. and a fandpa
for your Cousin Leon.Copy !req
23. So, we just need... Cindy?Copy !req
24. Sale on aisle three!Copy !req
25. Cindy Lou! Cin... Oh.
Merry Christmas!Copy !req
26. Oh, hello, Myrna.
Merry Christmas, Fred.Copy !req
27. Excuse me one minute.
Cindy Lou? Honey?Copy !req
28. Dad?
Yeah?Copy !req
29. Doesn't this seem
like a bit much?Copy !req
30. This is what
Christmas is all about!
Can't you feel it?Copy !req
31. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
32. Thank you for shopping Farf...
Wait a second!Copy !req
33. Don't forget your change!
Another minute
closer to Christmas!Copy !req
34. For the next five minutes
only, 99% off!Copy !req
35. Yes, every Who
down in Whoville
liked Christmas a lot,Copy !req
36. but the Grinch, who lived
just north of Whoville,Copy !req
37. did not.Copy !req
38. Hi, girls. All the
good mistletoe's at the top.Copy !req
39. Hey, girls!
I'll race you!Copy !req
40. Not if I race you first.
Last one to the top's
a stinky old Grinch!Copy !req
41. You guys,
where are we?Copy !req
42. I think we should go back.
What? You're scared
of the Grinch!Copy !req
43. No!
They say he lives up here
in a big cave.Copy !req
44. And he only comes down
when he's hungry
for the taste ofCopy !req
45. Who flesh!
Oh, Drew!Copy !req
46. Guys!
You're scared
of the Grinch!Copy !req
47. You're scared of the Grinch!Copy !req
48. Are too!Copy !req
49. Am not!
Are too!Copy !req
50. Wait for me!Copy !req
51. Can we touch it?
Touch the door?Copy !req
52. Do it for me, Stu.Copy !req
53. Drew?Copy !req
54. Well done, Max!Copy !req
55. Serves them right,
those yuletide-lovingCopy !req
56. sickly-sweet, nog-sucking
cheer mongers!Copy !req
57. I really don't like 'em.
No, I don't.Copy !req
58. Max!Copy !req
59. Get my cloak!Copy !req
60. I've been much too tolerant
of these
"Who-venile" delinquentsCopy !req
61. and their innocent,
victimless pranks.Copy !req
62. So, they wanna get to know me,
do they?Copy !req
63. They want to spend a little
quality time with the Grinch.Copy !req
64. I guess I could use
a little social interaction.Copy !req
65. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
66. Oh, yeah, you bet.
Ho, ho, ho, and stuff.Copy !req
67. Oh, my. Someone has
vandalized that vehicle.Copy !req
68. You see, Max?
The city is a dangerous place.Copy !req
69. The Grinch hated Christmas,
the whole Christmas season.Copy !req
70. Top of the day, flatfoot.Copy !req
71. Now, please, don't ask why.
No one quite knows the reason.Copy !req
72. Hey, kids.
Here's a present for ya.Copy !req
73. Be sure to run real fast
with it, now. Come on.
Double time. Let's go. Move.Copy !req
74. It could be that his head
wasn't screwed on just right,Copy !req
75. or it could be, perhaps,
that his shoes were too tight.Copy !req
76. But I think that the most
likely reason of all...Copy !req
77. Merry Christmas!
Idiot.Copy !req
78. may have been
that his heart
was two sizes too small.Copy !req
79. Hey, stranger,
won't let you go
till you buy a chapeau!Copy !req
80. The streets are filled
with Christmas cheerCopy !req
81. Boy, nothing beats Christmas,
right?Copy !req
82. I guess.Copy !req
83. You guess?
Well, it's justCopy !req
84. I look around at you and Mom
and everyone getting
all kerbobbled.Copy !req
85. Doesn't this seem superfluous?Copy !req
86. Lou! Lou!Copy !req
87. What happened to you?
It was too Grinch!Copy !req
88. Grinch?
What do you want? I mean...Copy !req
89. Grinch? Oh, no!Copy !req
90. Did someone just say,
"Grinch"?Copy !req
91. Hello, Mayor May Who, sir.Copy !req
92. Lou?Copy !req
93. I don't need to remind you
that this Christmas marksCopy !req
94. the one thousandth
Whobilation.Copy !req
95. Whoville's most
important celebration!
And The Book of Who says,Copy !req
96. very clearly,Copy !req
97. "Every size of
Who we can measureCopy !req
98. "knows that Whobilation is
a time we must treasure!"Copy !req
99. Now, Lou, please
tell me that your boysCopy !req
100. were not up on Mount CrumpitCopy !req
101. provoking the one creature
within a billion bilometers
of hereCopy !req
102. who hates Christmas!
But it was the Grinch!Copy !req
103. No, no, no, no sir,
the boys didn't see
any Grinch.Copy !req
104. They just... I think they were
up on the mountainCopy !req
105. playing with matches,
or defacing public property,
or...Copy !req
106. Oh, well.Copy !req
107. That's a relief.Copy !req
108. All right, you heard the man,
there's no Grinch problem
here.Copy !req
109. Lou, I need it there
by tomorrow.Copy !req
110. Heckuvarush.Copy !req
111. Merry Christmas, Mo.
Next in line.Copy !req
112. But, Dad. I just don't
understand something.Copy !req
113. Why won't anyone talk
about the Grinch?Copy !req
114. You kids and the Grinch!Copy !req
115. You see, Cindy, the Grinch
is a Who who always...Copy !req
116. Actually, not a Who,
he's more of a...Copy !req
117. A what?
Exactly, honey.Copy !req
118. And he's a What
who doesn't like Christmas.Copy !req
119. Take a look at his mailbox,
sweetie.Copy !req
120. Not a single Christmas card,
in or out, ever!Copy !req
121. But why?
Lou, where's my mail?
Lou!Copy !req
122. Got the wrong mail here.
Lou! I got the wrong mail!Copy !req
123. - I'll be right there.
- Lou, we got a problem!Copy !req
124. All right,
we'll straighten this out.Copy !req
125. It'll take them years
to sort this out.Copy !req
126. This is his and now
it's yours, and this hers
and now it's his!Copy !req
127. And for the rest of you...Copy !req
128. Jury duty! Jury duty!
Jury duty!Copy !req
129. Blackmail. Pink slip.
Chain letter. Eviction notice.Copy !req
130. Jury duty...Copy !req
131. Would you mind helping me
take this to the back room,
honey?Copy !req
132. But be careful
of the sorting machine, right?Copy !req
133. Yeah.Copy !req
134. Whew.Copy !req
135. Gesundheit. Oh.Copy !req
136. You're the...Copy !req
137. The... The Grinch!Copy !req
138. Well, that worked out nicely.
Help!Copy !req
139. Help!Copy !req
140. - Help me! Somebody!
- Max, let's go.Copy !req
141. Our work here is finished.
Sheesh!Copy !req
142. Help me! Please help!Copy !req
143. That is not a chew toy!Copy !req
144. Stop it, Max! Get that
out of your mouth!Copy !req
145. You have no idea
where it's been!Copy !req
146. Help!Copy !req
147. Bleeding hearts
of the world, unite!Copy !req
148. There!Copy !req
149. There! Give me that!Copy !req
150. Don't you know you're not
supposed to take things
that don't belong to you?Copy !req
151. What's the matter with you?
You some kind of wild animal?Copy !req
152. Let's go.
Thanks for saving me!Copy !req
153. Saving you?Copy !req
154. Is that what you think
I was doing?Copy !req
155. Wrong-o.Copy !req
156. I merely noticed that
you were improperly packaged,
my dear.Copy !req
157. Drat! Hold still!Copy !req
158. Max, pick out a bow.Copy !req
159. Can I use your finger
for a second?Copy !req
160. Hello! Hello!Copy !req
161. Cindy?
Dad!Copy !req
162. Daddy!Copy !req
163. Daddy!Copy !req
164. What the hey... Honey.Copy !req
165. Cindy!Copy !req
166. Dad! It was amazing!Copy !req
167. You've been practicing
your Christmas wrapping!Copy !req
168. Honey, I am so proud of you.
Oh, well...Copy !req
169. Now, that's holiday.Copy !req
170. Sweet little Cindy
didn't know what to do.Copy !req
171. In her head
bum-tumbled a conflict or two.Copy !req
172. "If the Grinch was so bad,
then why did he save me?"Copy !req
173. Maybe he wasn't so bad.Copy !req
174. Come on, let's go home.Copy !req
175. Maybe. Just maybe.Copy !req
176. I've got the Christmas tree
I've got the melodyCopy !req
177. No lights on in the house.
Your mom must be shoppin'.Copy !req
178. Oh, good, I'm so glad
you're home.Copy !req
179. Oh, I can feel it, Lou.
This is the year.Copy !req
180. When everybody asks who has
the most spectacular lights
in Greater Whoville,Copy !req
181. they're gonna cry out,
"Mrs. Betty Lou Who!"Copy !req
182. Isn't this the chandelier
from the dining room?Copy !req
183. It's all for the cause, dear.Copy !req
184. Oh, and Cindy?
Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
185. Could you be
Mommy's Little Helper,Copy !req
186. and unscrew the bulb there
from the refrigerator?Copy !req
187. 'Cause somehow
I missed that one.
Go on.Copy !req
188. Every year Martha May Whovier
has the best lights.Copy !req
189. Well, not this year.
This year,Copy !req
190. I'm gonna beat that prim,
perfect little prissy...Copy !req
191. Betty!Copy !req
192. Hi!
Martha!Copy !req
193. My, I've never seen so many
beautiful Christmas lights,
Betty Lou!Copy !req
194. Well, I'd blow every fuse
if I tried to keep up
with you, Martha May!Copy !req
195. Isn't this antique darling?
It's handcrafted.Copy !req
196. And almost 100 years old.Copy !req
197. Jeez. I'm really impressed!Copy !req
198. This, however, is new.Copy !req
199. Whoa up! Hey!
Betty, Betty! Sweetie!Copy !req
200. Well, good night, Betty.Copy !req
201. Oh! I got it!Copy !req
202. Honey, honey.
I've got it. I got it. I go...Copy !req
203. Hello?Copy !req
204. Is my sub-zero
chillibrator running?Copy !req
205. I suppose.
Well, you better go catch it!Copy !req
206. That's a good one!Copy !req
207. That is rich.Copy !req
208. Let's go home.Copy !req
209. Fleas before beauty.
Thank you.Copy !req
210. Come on, hurry up.
Slowpoke.Copy !req
211. Yes! Got to be a better way!Copy !req
212. A car would have paid
for itself by now!Copy !req
213. Oh, goody.
Another load coming down.Copy !req
214. What's that stench?Copy !req
215. It's fantastic!Copy !req
216. Max! Grab a bag.Copy !req
217. We'll come back for the rest.Copy !req
218. Of course, when I say "we,"
I mean "you."Copy !req
219. It's amazing what these
Whos can throw away.Copy !req
220. Oh, well.
One man's toxic sludgeCopy !req
221. is another man's potpourri.Copy !req
222. I don't know.
It's some kind of soap.Copy !req
223. Where are you, ChristmasCopy !req
224. Why can't I find youCopy !req
225. Why have you gone awayCopy !req
226. My world is changingCopy !req
227. I'm rearrangingCopy !req
228. Does that mean ChristmasCopy !req
229. Changes tooCopy !req
230. Where are you, ChristmasCopy !req
231. Do you rememberCopy !req
232. The girl you used to knowCopy !req
233. You and ICopy !req
234. Were so carefreeCopy !req
235. Now, nothing's easyCopy !req
236. Did Christmas changeCopy !req
237. Or justCopy !req
238. MeCopy !req
239. Sweet!Copy !req
240. Be it ever so heinousCopy !req
241. There's no place like homeCopy !req
242. First floor,
factory rejects.Copy !req
243. Those Whos are
hard to frazzle, Max!Copy !req
244. But, we did our worst.
And that's all that matters.Copy !req
245. At least I scared the
bejeebles out of that little
girl at the post office.Copy !req
246. She'll be scarred for life,
if we're lucky.Copy !req
247. Funny she didn't
rat on us, though.Copy !req
248. Must be afraid of reprisals.Copy !req
249. Yes! Down a size and a half!Copy !req
250. And this time,
I'll keep it off.Copy !req
251. Get the stick, Max.
Get the stick!Copy !req
252. There's no stick!Copy !req
253. I'm smarter.Copy !req
254. Any calls?Copy !req
255. You have no messages.Copy !req
256. Odd.
Better check the outgoing.Copy !req
257. If you
utter so much as one syllableCopy !req
258. I'll hunt you down
and gut you like a fish!Copy !req
259. If you'd like to fax me,
press the star key.Copy !req
260. Oh, well.Copy !req
261. That's more like it.Copy !req
262. Excellent year.Copy !req
263. I'll tell you, Max,Copy !req
264. I don't know
why I ever leave this place.Copy !req
265. I've got all the company
I need right here.Copy !req
266. Hello!
Hello!Copy !req
267. How are you?
How are you?Copy !req
268. I asked you first!
I asked you first!Copy !req
269. Oh, that's really mature,
saying exactly what I say!Copy !req
270. mature... Mature...
Exactly what I sayCopy !req
271. I'm an idiot!
You're an idiot!Copy !req
272. All right, fine.
I'm not talking
to you anymore.Copy !req
273. In fact, I'm going to whisper,Copy !req
274. so that by the time my voice
reverberates off the wallsCopy !req
275. and gets back to me,Copy !req
276. I won't be able to hear it!Copy !req
277. You're an idiot!Copy !req
278. Am I just eating
because I'm bored?Copy !req
279. Who could that be?Copy !req
280. Hello, little girl.
Are you here to read to us?Copy !req
281. No. I hear
you know some things
about the Grinch.Copy !req
282. Cindy Lou
had some questions
in her curious heart.Copy !req
283. Why did the Grinch
hate Christmas?
Where did it all start?Copy !req
284. With her dad's blabbacorder,
she wouldn't give an inch.Copy !req
285. In your own words,
please tell me everything
you know about the Grinch.Copy !req
286. Where did he come from?
Oh, well.Copy !req
287. He came the way
all Who babies come.Copy !req
288. On calm nights,
baby Who girlsCopy !req
289. and tiny Who fellasCopy !req
290. drift from the sky
in their own pumbersellas.Copy !req
291. Hey, honey!Copy !req
292. Our baby's here!Copy !req
293. He looks just like your boss.Copy !req
294. Oh! So that's how it works.Copy !req
295. It was Christmas Eve,
and a strange wind
blew that night.Copy !req
296. We were having
our annual holiday
get-together.Copy !req
297. It was morning before
anybody realized
that he was out there!Copy !req
298. The poor dear!
But, you know what?Copy !req
299. We knew right away
that he was special.Copy !req
300. Christmas time is here againCopy !req
301. Oh. Do you want
a Christmas cookie?Copy !req
302. Yes, which Christmas cookie
would you like?Copy !req
303. Santa.Copy !req
304. Oh! His first words!Copy !req
305. Yes, that is a Santa plate.Copy !req
306. Do you want to
hold this Santa plate?Copy !req
307. Santa, bye-bye!Copy !req
308. Oh, he was a wonderful...Copy !req
309. Whatever he was.Copy !req
310. And we raised him
like any other Who childCopy !req
311. with a deep love of Christmas.Copy !req
312. Don't forget,
tomorrow's our big Christmas
gift exchange.Copy !req
313. Everyone bring a special gift
for a special someone.Copy !req
314. The... Grinch...Copy !req
315. He had no sense
of color coordination.Copy !req
316. Although I hardly
remember him. I didn't
have time to socialize.Copy !req
317. I was far too busy
with my studies.Copy !req
318. Now, class,
is everyone almost finished?Copy !req
319. And if the truth be told,
he liked Martha.Copy !req
320. Martha was my girlfriend.Copy !req
321. I don't like
discussing this GrinchCopy !req
322. so very close
to Christmas, butCopy !req
323. maybe if you hear the truth,
you'll understand why...Copy !req
324. Put your back into it!Copy !req
325. I tried to take him
under my wing.Copy !req
326. You don't have a chance
with her.Copy !req
327. You're eight years old
and you have a beard!Copy !req
328. He had hair. Not pleasant.Copy !req
329. He shed. Not right.Copy !req
330. You know, Christmas is
my favorite time of year.Copy !req
331. I just love the colors.Copy !req
332. Red. And green.Copy !req
333. Did I have a crush
on the Grinch?Copy !req
334. Well, of course not.Copy !req
335. I didn't ask you that.
Oh. Right.Copy !req
336. For some reason,
when he came home that day,Copy !req
337. he really got
into the Christmas spirit
for the first time.Copy !req
338. Baby, picture you and meCopy !req
339. Perfect!Copy !req
340. Hangin' 'round
a Christmas treeCopy !req
341. Whoopsy.Copy !req
342. Colored lights
and an angel up aboveCopy !req
343. Christmas of loveCopy !req
344. What a lovely family heirloom!Copy !req
345. Gather everyoneCopy !req
346. And they're gonna comeCopy !req
347. Have a lot of fun
at Christmas timeCopy !req
348. Now it's on the way
Everybody sayCopy !req
349. We're gonna have
a Christmas of loveCopy !req
350. The fires of love!Copy !req
351. Baby, make a little wishCopy !req
352. This will be
perfect on the top
of her tree.Copy !req
353. Oh, Martha! Oh, Christmas!Copy !req
354. Everything you been
dreaming ofCopy !req
355. Christmas of love
Love, love, loveCopy !req
356. I want you all to
look your best tomorrow.Copy !req
357. You don't have a chance
with her.Copy !req
358. You're eight years old
and you have a beard!Copy !req
359. Has everyone
given their gifts?Copy !req
360. - I haven't.
- What?Copy !req
361. Merry Christmas, Martha May.Copy !req
362. Why do you have a bag
on your head?Copy !req
363. Probably because
he's embarrassed
by that hideoderous gift.Copy !req
364. Mr. Grinch,Copy !req
365. please take the bag off.Copy !req
366. Yes, you take it off.Copy !req
367. Put the book down.Copy !req
368. And your foot.Copy !req
369. Look at that hack job!Copy !req
370. Stupid present!Copy !req
371. Stupid tree!Copy !req
372. I hate Christmas!Copy !req
373. The anger.
The fury!Copy !req
374. The muscles!Copy !req
375. It was a horrible day,Copy !req
376. when they were so cruel
to him.Copy !req
377. And...Copy !req
378. I could hardly bear it.Copy !req
379. I hate Christmas! I hate it!Copy !req
380. And that was
the last time we ever saw him.Copy !req
381. The very last time.Copy !req
382. So, whatever the reason,
his heart or his shoes,Copy !req
383. he stood outside his cave,
hating the Whos.Copy !req
384. Alphabetically.Copy !req
385. Aadvarkian Abakenezer Who,Copy !req
386. I hate you!Copy !req
387. Aaron B. Benson Who,
I hate you.Copy !req
388. Hate, hate, hate.
Hate, hate, hate.Copy !req
389. Double hate.Copy !req
390. Loathe entirely!Copy !req
391. Nutcrackers?Copy !req
392. It's their Whobilation.Copy !req
393. He snarled
with a sneer.Copy !req
394. Tomorrow is Christmas!
It's practically here.Copy !req
395. Max!Copy !req
396. Fetch me my sedative.Copy !req
397. Now to take care
of those pesky memories.Copy !req
398. Whobilation,
plentiful
With candy canes and piesCopy !req
399. I can't wait to get there
To eat some google friesCopy !req
400. Whobilation, WhobilationCopy !req
401. Dad?
Yeah.Copy !req
402. I've been thinking
about the Whobilation.Copy !req
403. And I may do
something drastic.Copy !req
404. That's fine, dear.
Ask your mother.Copy !req
405. - Where'd she go?
- Honey!Copy !req
406. Honey. Hi!Copy !req
407. Look, I just found
the cutest light
for my Christmas display.Copy !req
408. Hurry up, we're gonna be late.
Come on.Copy !req
409. And now, the nominations...Copy !req
410. for that Who among us
who best typifiesCopy !req
411. the qualities of Who-dom
and Who-deryCopy !req
412. the Whoville
Holiday Cheermeister!Copy !req
413. Do I hear a nomination?Copy !req
414. I nominate the Grinch!Copy !req
415. - The Grinch?
- The Grinch?Copy !req
416. The Grinch?Copy !req
417. My, my, my.Copy !req
418. What an altruistic daughter
you have there, Lou!Copy !req
419. Thank you.Copy !req
420. Cindy?Copy !req
421. Let me quote a verseCopy !req
422. from The Book of Who.Copy !req
423. Thank you.Copy !req
424. "The term 'Grinchy'
shall applyCopy !req
425. "when Christmas spirit
is in short supply."Copy !req
426. Now, I ask you,
does that sound like
our Holiday Cheermeister?Copy !req
427. True, Mr. May Who.
But The Book of Who
says this too,Copy !req
428. "No matter how different
a Who may appear,Copy !req
429. "he will always be welcomed
with holiday cheer."Copy !req
430. Whoa. Yes, well,
the Book also says, the...Copy !req
431. "The award cannot go
to the Grinch, becauseCopy !req
432. "sometimes things get
the lead pipe cinch."Copy !req
433. You made that up!
It doesn't say that.Copy !req
434. No, no, no, no, it does.Copy !req
435. What page?Copy !req
436. Lost my...Copy !req
437. My place, but it's...Copy !req
438. It's in here!
But the Book does sayCopy !req
439. "The Cheermeister is the one
who deserves a back slap
or a toast.Copy !req
440. "And it goes to the soul
at Christmas
who needs it most."Copy !req
441. And I believe that soul
is the Grinch.Copy !req
442. And if you're the Whos
I hope you are,Copy !req
443. you will too.Copy !req
444. She's right!Copy !req
445. Fine. Fine.Copy !req
446. You people want to waste
a perfectly good nomination,Copy !req
447. why, it's up to you.Copy !req
448. But I am telling you,Copy !req
449. the Grinch
will never come down.Copy !req
450. And when he doesn't,
the Mayor will wear the crown.Copy !req
451. Well, more or less.Copy !req
452. Deck your heart with jollityCopy !req
453. Style your smile
all Christmas-yCopy !req
454. Flick some flocking
on the treeCopy !req
455. Let there be WhobilationCopy !req
456. Bake the fruitcake
Egg the nogCopy !req
457. Feed the flaming Who-ltide logCopy !req
458. Baste the beast
and gulp the grogCopy !req
459. Let there be WhobilationCopy !req
460. Tick, tock, tick tock
Tick, tock, tick, tockCopy !req
461. Counting down
the Christmas clockCopy !req
462. Old, young, big, smallCopy !req
463. Blast this Christmas music.Copy !req
464. It's joyful and triumphant.Copy !req
465. Must drown them out!Copy !req
466. Not working!Copy !req
467. The whipperwinds
whipped high above
the Who town,Copy !req
468. a trip or a slip,
you'd slide all the way down.Copy !req
469. But this girl had a mission.
She knew what to do.Copy !req
470. She'd invite
the Grinch herself,Copy !req
471. that brave Cindy Lou.Copy !req
472. Play, monkey! Play!Copy !req
473. Ow-y!Copy !req
474. Mr. Grinch?Copy !req
475. Mr. Grinch!Copy !req
476. Hello?Copy !req
477. Excuse me.Copy !req
478. Hello, little girl.Copy !req
479. How dare you enterCopy !req
480. the Grinch's lair?Copy !req
481. The impudence! The audacity!Copy !req
482. The unmitigated gall!Copy !req
483. You called down the thunder,
now, get readyCopy !req
484. for the boom!Copy !req
485. Gaze into the face of fear!Copy !req
486. Mr. Grinch,Copy !req
487. my name is Cindy Lou Who.Copy !req
488. You see, even now the terrorCopy !req
489. is welling up inside you.Copy !req
490. I'm not scared.Copy !req
491. Denial is to be expected
in the face of pure evil.Copy !req
492. I don't think so.Copy !req
493. Doubt?Copy !req
494. Another unmistakable sign
of the heebie-jeebies!Copy !req
495. Now, you're doomed!Copy !req
496. Run for your life,Copy !req
497. before I kill again!Copy !req
498. I'm a psycho!Copy !req
499. Danger! Danger!Copy !req
500. Maybe you need a timeout.Copy !req
501. Kids today.
So desensitized by movies
and television.Copy !req
502. What do you want?
Mr. Grinch,Copy !req
503. I came to invite you
to be Holiday Cheermeister.Copy !req
504. "Holiday Whoobie-what-y?"Copy !req
505. Cheermeister.Copy !req
506. "Cheermeister...
Celebrate with friends."Copy !req
507. That's a good one.Copy !req
508. I know you hate Christmas,Copy !req
509. but what if it's all
just a misunderstanding?
Don't care.Copy !req
510. I mean, I myself am having
some Yuletide doubts.Copy !req
511. But maybe if you can
reunite with the WhosCopy !req
512. and be a part of Christmas...Copy !req
513. Grow up!
Then maybe it'll be
all right for me, too!Copy !req
514. I'm sorry,
your session is over.Copy !req
515. Please make another
appointment with the
receptionist on the way out.Copy !req
516. Please, please.
You have to accept the award.Copy !req
517. Award?Copy !req
518. You never mentioned an award.Copy !req
519. Yeah, with a trophy
and everything!Copy !req
520. And I won?
You won!Copy !req
521. That means there were losers.
I guess.Copy !req
522. So, if you come...
A town full of losers!Copy !req
523. I like it.Copy !req
524. Was anyone
emotionally shattered?Copy !req
525. Come on, a minute ago
I couldn't shut you up!Copy !req
526. Details, details!Copy !req
527. Well, the Mayor wasn't happy.Copy !req
528. Oh! No.Copy !req
529. Martha May will be there.Copy !req
530. Oh, she will?Copy !req
531. And she'll see me. A winner.Copy !req
532. She'll be on me
like fleegle fliesCopy !req
533. on a flat-faced floogle horse.Copy !req
534. Well, I'm sorry
to disappoint you,
Martha baby.Copy !req
535. But the "G" train
has left the station.Copy !req
536. So, will you come?Copy !req
537. Oh, all right.Copy !req
538. I don't know if it's that
adorable twinkle in your eye,Copy !req
539. or that nonconformist streakCopy !req
540. the reminds me of a younger,
less hairy me.Copy !req
541. But you've convinced me.Copy !req
542. Who knows?Copy !req
543. This Whobilation could change
my entire outlook on life!Copy !req
544. Really?
No.Copy !req
545. There you are. Honey.
You can make
snow angels later.Copy !req
546. We can't be late
for the Whobilation!Copy !req
547. The nerve of those Whos.
Inviting me down there.Copy !req
548. On such short notice.Copy !req
549. Even if I wanted to go,
my schedule wouldn't allow it!Copy !req
550. "4:00, wallow in self-pity.Copy !req
551. "4:30, stare into the abyss.Copy !req
552. "5:00, solve world hunger,Copy !req
553. "tell no one.Copy !req
554. "5:30, Jazzercise.Copy !req
555. "6:30, dinner with me."
I can't cancel that again.Copy !req
556. "7:00, wrestle with
my self-loathing"Copy !req
557. I'm booked!Copy !req
558. Of course, if I bumped
the loathing to 9:00,Copy !req
559. I could still be done in time
to lay in bed,
stare at the ceiling,Copy !req
560. and slip slowly into madness.Copy !req
561. But what would I wear?Copy !req
562. It's not a dress, it's a kilt!Copy !req
563. Sicko!Copy !req
564. Stupid. Ugly. Out of date!Copy !req
565. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
566. If I can't find something
nice to wear, I'm not going.Copy !req
567. That's it, I'm not going.Copy !req
568. Well, it's time for our
Holiday Cheermeister
of the Year Award!Copy !req
569. Congratulations, Mr. Grinch!Copy !req
570. He isn't here.Copy !req
571. What?Copy !req
572. He didn't show? Oh.Copy !req
573. Who could have predicted this?Copy !req
574. All right.
I'll swing by for a minute,Copy !req
575. allow them to envy me,
grab a handful of popcorn
shrimp, and blow out of there.Copy !req
576. But what if
it's a cruel prank?
What if it's a cash bar?Copy !req
577. How dare they?
All right, I'll go.Copy !req
578. But I'll be fashionably late.
No. Yes. No. Yes. No!Copy !req
579. Yes!Copy !req
580. Definitely not!Copy !req
581. All right.
I've made my decision.Copy !req
582. I'm going, and that's that.Copy !req
583. Had my fingers crossed.Copy !req
584. Maybe I should flip a coin!Copy !req
585. Well, I guess the award goes
to the runner-up.Copy !req
586. That's right.Copy !req
587. A man for whom
Christmas comes,
not once a year,Copy !req
588. but every minute of every day!Copy !req
589. A handsome, noble man,Copy !req
590. a man who's had his tonsils
removed twice!Copy !req
591. That's an interesting story.Copy !req
592. You see, what happened was...Copy !req
593. Hello, Martha.Copy !req
594. He made it!Copy !req
595. Cindy, wha...
Honey!Copy !req
596. Hot crowd. Hot crowd.Copy !req
597. I believe I'm here toCopy !req
598. accept an award of some kind?Copy !req
599. And the childCopy !req
600. mentioned a check?Copy !req
601. No, I didn't.
All right, then,
give me the award.Copy !req
602. Come on, while I'm young!Copy !req
603. Don't you worry,
Mr. Holiday Cheermeister,Copy !req
604. you'll get your award.Copy !req
605. But first,
a little family reunion.Copy !req
606. They nursed you.Copy !req
607. They clothed you.
Here they are,Copy !req
608. your Old Biddies!Copy !req
609. Are you two still living?Copy !req
610. Oh.
We missed you!Copy !req
611. Rose. The sweater.
The sweater, Rose.Copy !req
612. Sweater? What are you
talkin' about? No, I can't!Copy !req
613. I can't do this!Copy !req
614. Don't touch me there!Copy !req
615. Put him in the Chair of Cheer!Copy !req
616. Chair of Cheer?
What's the Chair of Cheer?Copy !req
617. You didn't tell me about
the Chair of Cheer!
Please, Mr. Grinch. Please?Copy !req
618. No, no, no. I can't do it.
Honestly. I'm not ready.
It's too much, too soon!Copy !req
619. It's that time of year.Copy !req
620. The Cheermeister's ride
in the Chair of Cheer!Copy !req
621. Put me down!
I mean it! I've got a lawyer.Copy !req
622. There'll be hell to pay!Copy !req
623. First, you'll put your
taste buds to the testCopy !req
624. as you judge the
Who-Pudding Cook-off!
Who-Pudding Cook-off!Copy !req
625. Mine first.
I really don't know.Copy !req
626. No, mine's the best!Copy !req
627. You'll enjoy this!Copy !req
628. This is not pudding.Copy !req
629. What is it?Copy !req
630. This is mine.
Yummy, yummy, yummy.Copy !req
631. Christmas Conga!Copy !req
632. Gee, look at the time.
I really should be
getting back.Copy !req
633. All right!Copy !req
634. Fruitcake... Fa la-la!Copy !req
635. No.Copy !req
636. Fudge Judge.Copy !req
637. Made it myself.
Yeah?Copy !req
638. Mine are homemade too.
Okay.Copy !req
639. Put it in. Bring it on!Copy !req
640. Is that all you got?Copy !req
641. Is that all you got? Come on.Copy !req
642. Outta the way, slow-mo!Copy !req
643. He's number one
in the sack race run!Copy !req
644. Number one! I'm number one!Copy !req
645. I'm number one!Copy !req
646. No child can beat the Grinch!Copy !req
647. Yeah!Copy !req
648. I beat you.Copy !req
649. And now it's time
for the moment
we've all been waiting for.Copy !req
650. Yes! My award.Copy !req
651. Write the check.
There's no check.Copy !req
652. Are you sure?Copy !req
653. Because I really thought
I heard someone
mention a check.Copy !req
654. I said, there's no check.Copy !req
655. And now it's time
for Present Pass It On!Copy !req
656. As always, we start
with our Cheermeister.Copy !req
657. A gift of a Christmas shave.Copy !req
658. Look at that hack job!Copy !req
659. Yes, yes, yes. Good times!Copy !req
660. Good times.Copy !req
661. And now, I have
a little somethingCopy !req
662. for the love of my life.Copy !req
663. Martha May,Copy !req
664. please become
Mrs. Augustus May Who.Copy !req
665. Augustus.Copy !req
666. If you agree to be my wife,
along with a lifetime supply
of happiness,Copy !req
667. you'll also receive this...Copy !req
668. It's a new car!Copy !req
669. Generously provided
by the taxpayers of Whoville!Copy !req
670. What do you say, Martha?Copy !req
671. Ya got 20 seconds
on the clock.Copy !req
672. Well, I...Copy !req
673. These gifts
are quite dazzling.Copy !req
674. Of course they are.Copy !req
675. That's what it's all about,
isn't it?Copy !req
676. That's what
it's always been about!Copy !req
677. Gifts! Gifts.Copy !req
678. Gifts, gifts, gifts,
gifts, gifts.Copy !req
679. You wanna know
what happens to your gifts?Copy !req
680. They all come to me.
In your garbage.Copy !req
681. You see what I'm saying?
In your garbage!Copy !req
682. I could hang myself with
all the bad Christmas neckties
I found at the dump!Copy !req
683. And the avarice.Copy !req
684. The avarice never ends!Copy !req
685. "I want golf clubs."
"I want diamonds."
"I want a ponyCopy !req
686. "so I can ride it twice,
get bored,
and sell it to make glue!"Copy !req
687. Look, I don't wanna
make waves.Copy !req
688. But this whole
Christmas seasonCopy !req
689. is stupid, stupid, stupid!Copy !req
690. There is, however,Copy !req
691. one teeny-tinyCopy !req
692. Christmas traditionCopy !req
693. I findCopy !req
694. quite meaningful.Copy !req
695. Mistletoe.Copy !req
696. Now, pucker up
and kiss it, Whoville!Copy !req
697. Somebody's fabulous!Copy !req
698. All right, your turn!
Go on! That way!Copy !req
699. Let's go!
No!Copy !req
700. Excuse me, old-timer.Copy !req
701. Mind if I wet my whistle?Copy !req
702. Well...Copy !req
703. That's my good stuff!Copy !req
704. Burn, baby! Burn!Copy !req
705. Oh, wow.Copy !req
706. Oh, the Whomanity!Copy !req
707. Let's go! Come on!
No! Wait!Copy !req
708. Do something.
Right!Copy !req
709. Calling all units.
Calling all units.Copy !req
710. Taxi!Copy !req
711. It's because I'm green,
isn't it?Copy !req
712. Halt!Copy !req
713. Evening, folks.
Mind if I ride along?Copy !req
714. You might wanna scooch over.Copy !req
715. You did the right thing.Copy !req
716. Outta the way!Copy !req
717. Hey!Copy !req
718. That's gonna hurt
in the morning.Copy !req
719. It's gonna blow!Copy !req
720. You fellas all right?
Hey, how about a nice hat?Copy !req
721. Lou?Copy !req
722. I'm hurt, Lou.Copy !req
723. I'm hurt,
and I don't hurt easily.Copy !req
724. But you and your family...Copy !req
725. I'm so...Copy !req
726. So disappointed.Copy !req
727. Can we just get back
to Christmas
the way it should be?Copy !req
728. Grinch-less?Copy !req
729. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
730. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
731. I just wanted everybody
to be together for Christmas.Copy !req
732. I quite enjoyed that.
I hope I get
another invite soon.Copy !req
733. Come on, come on!Copy !req
734. Good thing we have a spare.Copy !req
735. Suffering snorkelblatz!Copy !req
736. They're relentless!Copy !req
737. Only four hours
till Christmas!Copy !req
738. Yes, the Grinch knew tomorrowCopy !req
739. all the Who girls and boys
would wake bright and earlyCopy !req
740. and rush for their toys.Copy !req
741. And then, oh, the noise!Copy !req
742. Oh, the noise, noise,
noise, noise!Copy !req
743. They'll bang
on tong-tinglers.Copy !req
744. They'll blow
their floo-flounders.Copy !req
745. They'll crash on jang-jinglers
and bounce on boing-bounders!Copy !req
746. Then Whos young
and old would sit down
to a feast,Copy !req
747. and they'll feast
and they'll feast.Copy !req
748. And they'll feast, feast,
feast, feast!Copy !req
749. They'll eat their Who-pudding,Copy !req
750. and rare Who roast beast!Copy !req
751. But there's something I just
cannot stand in the least.Copy !req
752. Oh, no.Copy !req
753. I'm speaking in rhyme!Copy !req
754. Blast you Whos!Copy !req
755. And the more
the Grinch thought of
what Christmas would bring,Copy !req
756. the more the Grinch thought...Copy !req
757. I must stop this whole thing.Copy !req
758. Why, for year after year
I've put up with it now!Copy !req
759. I must stop this Christmas
from coming!Copy !req
760. But how?Copy !req
761. I mean, in what way?Copy !req
762. Well, Christmas is
goin' to the dogsCopy !req
763. We're scarfing down
the turkey and the grogCopy !req
764. Are you having a holly, jollyCopy !req
765. Christmas?Copy !req
766. Wrong-o!Copy !req
767. If you're not
going to help me,Copy !req
768. then you might as well...Copy !req
769. Then he got an idea.
An awful idea.Copy !req
770. The Grinch got a wonderful,Copy !req
771. awful idea.Copy !req
772. I know just what to do.Copy !req
773. The Grinch laughed
in his throat.Copy !req
774. And he made a quick
Santy Claus hat and a coat.Copy !req
775. And he chuckled and cluckedCopy !req
776. at this great Grinchy trick.Copy !req
777. With this coat and this hat,
I'll look just like St. Nick.Copy !req
778. Ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
779. You're a mean one
Mr. GrinchCopy !req
780. You really are a heelCopy !req
781. You're as cuddly as a cactus
and as charming as an eelCopy !req
782. Mr. GrinchCopy !req
783. You're a bad banana with aCopy !req
784. Greasy black peelCopy !req
785. Just face the music
You're a monsterCopy !req
786. Mr. Grinch
Yes, you areCopy !req
787. Your heart's an empty holeCopy !req
788. Your brain is full of spiders
You got garlic in your soulCopy !req
789. Mr. GrinchCopy !req
790. I wouldn't touch you with aCopy !req
791. Thirty-nine
and a half-foot poleCopy !req
792. I asked for three-quarters,
not five-eighths.Copy !req
793. Stay focused!Copy !req
794. You know, if you asked
the Who's Who of Whoville...Copy !req
795. No one would deny itCopy !req
796. Air bag's a little slow.Copy !req
797. But that's what these tests
are for!Copy !req
798. You're a vile oneCopy !req
799. Mr. GrinchCopy !req
800. You have termites
in your smileCopy !req
801. You have
all the tender sweetnessCopy !req
802. Of a seasick crocodileCopy !req
803. Mr. GrinchCopy !req
804. Given the choice between you
I'd take theCopy !req
805. Seasick crocodileCopy !req
806. Fat boy should be finishing up
anytime now.Copy !req
807. Talk about a recluse.Copy !req
808. He only comes out once a year,
and he never catches
any flak for it!Copy !req
809. Probably lives up there
to avoid the taxes.Copy !req
810. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
811. Oopsie.Copy !req
812. Forgot about the reindeer.Copy !req
813. Did that
stop the old Grinch?Copy !req
814. No.Copy !req
815. The Grinch simply said...Copy !req
816. If I can't find a reindeer,Copy !req
817. I'll make one instead.Copy !req
818. Oh, Max!Copy !req
819. So he called
his dog Max,Copy !req
820. and he took some red thread,Copy !req
821. and tied a big horn
on top of his head.Copy !req
822. All right.Copy !req
823. You're a reindeer.
Here's your motivation.Copy !req
824. Your name is Rudolph. You're
a freak with a red nose,
and nobody likes you.Copy !req
825. Then one day, Santa picks you
and you save Christmas.Copy !req
826. No, forget that part.
We'll improvise.Copy !req
827. Just keep it
kinda loosey-goosey.Copy !req
828. You hate Christmas!
You're gonna steal it!Copy !req
829. Saving Christmas
was a lousy ending.
Way too commercial.Copy !req
830. Action!Copy !req
831. Brilliant!Copy !req
832. You reject your own noseCopy !req
833. because it represents
the glitter of commercialism!Copy !req
834. Why didn't I think of that?Copy !req
835. Cut, print, check the gate.
Moving on.Copy !req
836. That feels good.Copy !req
837. Here goes nothing, hot dog!Copy !req
838. Wow.Copy !req
839. This is nuts!Copy !req
840. On Crasher! On Thrasher!Copy !req
841. On Vomit and Blitzkrieg!Copy !req
842. We're gonna die!Copy !req
843. We're gonna die!Copy !req
844. I'm going to throw up,
and then I'm gonna die!Copy !req
845. Mommy, tell it to stop!Copy !req
846. Almost lost my cool there.Copy !req
847. All their windows
were dark.
Quiet snow filled the air.Copy !req
848. All the Whos were all dreaming
sweet dreams without care,Copy !req
849. when he came
to the first little house
on the square.Copy !req
850. Welcome to Whoville, Max.Copy !req
851. Betty?Copy !req
852. Betty?
What?Copy !req
853. Did you hear something?Copy !req
854. It's Santa!Copy !req
855. Go right back to sleep.Copy !req
856. Come on, Max.
It's our first stop.Copy !req
857. The old Grinchy Claus hissed,Copy !req
858. and he climbed to the roof,
empty bags in his fist.Copy !req
859. He'd slide down the chimney,
a rather tight pinch,Copy !req
860. but if Santa could do it,
then so could the Grinch.Copy !req
861. He's planning
a double-twisting interrupted
forward-flying two-and-a-half,Copy !req
862. with a combo tuck and pike.Copy !req
863. High degree of difficulty.Copy !req
864. He got stuck
only once,
for a moment or two.Copy !req
865. Blasted water weight!
Goes right to my hips.Copy !req
866. Then he stuck
his head out
of the fireplace flue.Copy !req
867. A little more stealth, please.Copy !req
868. Where the little Who
stockings all hung in a row.Copy !req
869. - These stockings...
- He grinned.Copy !req
870. are the first thing to go.Copy !req
871. Okay, fellas. Chow time.Copy !req
872. Then he slunk
to the icebox.Copy !req
873. Slunk?Copy !req
874. He eyed
the Whos' feast.Copy !req
875. He took the Who-pudding.Copy !req
876. He took the roast beast.Copy !req
877. Hike!Copy !req
878. He cleaned out that icebox
as quick as a flash.Copy !req
879. Why, that Grinch,
he even took their last can
of Who-hash.Copy !req
880. Then he stuffed all the food
up the chimney with glee.Copy !req
881. - And now...
- Grinned the Grinch.Copy !req
882. I'll stuff up the tree.Copy !req
883. And the Grinch
grabbed the tree,
and he started to shove,Copy !req
884. when he heard a small sound
like the coo of a dove.Copy !req
885. Excuse me.Copy !req
886. The Grinch had been caught
by this tiny Who daughter,Copy !req
887. who'd got out of bed
for a cup of cold water.Copy !req
888. Santa Claus? What are you
doing with our tree?Copy !req
889. But, you know, that old Grinch
was so smart and so slick,Copy !req
890. he thought up a lie,
and he thought it up quick.Copy !req
891. Why,
my sweet little tot.Copy !req
892. The fake Santa Claus lied.Copy !req
893. There's a light on this tree
that won't lightCopy !req
894. on one side.Copy !req
895. So I'm taking it home
to my workshop, my dear.Copy !req
896. I'll fix it up there,Copy !req
897. and I'll bring it back here.Copy !req
898. Santa, what's Christmas
really about?Copy !req
899. Vengeance!Copy !req
900. I mean,Copy !req
901. presents,Copy !req
902. I suppose.Copy !req
903. I was afraid of that.Copy !req
904. And his fib
fooled the child.Copy !req
905. Then he patted her head,
and he got her a drink,Copy !req
906. and he sent her to bed.Copy !req
907. Santa?
What?Copy !req
908. Don't forget the Grinch.Copy !req
909. I know he's mean and hairy
and smelly.Copy !req
910. His hands might be cold
and clammy.Copy !req
911. But I think he's actually
kind of... sweet.Copy !req
912. Sweet?Copy !req
913. You think he's sweet?Copy !req
914. Merry Christmas, Santa.Copy !req
915. And when Cindy Lou
went up with her cup...Copy !req
916. Nice kid.Copy !req
917. Bad judge of character.Copy !req
918. he went to the chimney
and stuffed the tree up.Copy !req
919. And the last thing he took
was the log for their fire.Copy !req
920. On their walls he left nothing
but some hooks and some wire.Copy !req
921. And the one speck of food
that he'd left in the house,Copy !req
922. was a crumb that was
even too small for a mouse.Copy !req
923. Then he slithered and slunk,
with a smile most unpleasant,Copy !req
924. around each Who home,
and he took every present.Copy !req
925. Clearance sale.
Everything must go.Copy !req
926. What now?Copy !req
927. Martha,Copy !req
928. have you ever kissed a man
who lost his tonsils twice?Copy !req
929. No, silly.Copy !req
930. But it's an experience
that I've always longed for.Copy !req
931. Kiss me, you fool.Copy !req
932. What are you laughing at,Copy !req
933. Rudolph?Copy !req
934. It's all you, Maxie!Copy !req
935. Three thousand feet up,
up the side of Mt. Crumpit,Copy !req
936. he rode with his load
to the tiptop to dump it.Copy !req
937. Whoa!Copy !req
938. We did it!Copy !req
939. We did it! We did it!Copy !req
940. That wasn't so bad,
was it, Max?Copy !req
941. They'll be waking up now.Copy !req
942. And I know
just what they'll do.Copy !req
943. All those Whos,Copy !req
944. down in Whoville,Copy !req
945. will all cry...Copy !req
946. Boo-hooCopy !req
947. Boo-hooCopy !req
948. Boo-hooCopy !req
949. Boo-hooCopy !req
950. What an embarrassment!
I've been robbed!Copy !req
951. Mayor May Who? Oh, dear.Copy !req
952. Well, I wonder
who could've done this.Copy !req
953. Tell you people one thing.Copy !req
954. Invite the Grinch,Copy !req
955. destroy Christmas.Copy !req
956. Invite the Grinch,
destroy Christmas!Copy !req
957. But did anyone listen to me?Copy !req
958. I did.
No!Copy !req
959. You choose to listen
to a littleCopy !req
960. not-to-be-taken-seriously
girl,Copy !req
961. who hasn't even grown
into her nose yet.Copy !req
962. Cindy, I hope
you're very proud
of what you've done.Copy !req
963. If she isn't, I am.Copy !req
964. I'm glad he took our presents.Copy !req
965. What?
I...Copy !req
966. Well, I'm glad.Copy !req
967. He's glad. You're glad.Copy !req
968. You're glad
everything is gone.Copy !req
969. You're glad that the GrinchCopy !req
970. virtually wrecked...Copy !req
971. No, no, no, no, not wrecked,
pulverized Christmas.Copy !req
972. Is that what I'm hearing
from you, Lou?Copy !req
973. You can't hurt Christmas,
Mr. Mayor,Copy !req
974. because it isn't about
the gifts or the contests
or the fancy lights.Copy !req
975. That's what Cindy's
been trying to tell everyone.Copy !req
976. And me. She's been
trying to tell me.Copy !req
977. What is wrong with you?
This is a child.Copy !req
978. She's my child.Copy !req
979. And she happens to be right,
by the way.Copy !req
980. I don't need anything more
for Christmas than this
right here, my family.Copy !req
981. Merry Christmas,
everybody!
Merry Christmas!Copy !req
982. Merry Christmas,Copy !req
983. you hunk of burnin' Who!Copy !req
984. Oh, give me a break.Copy !req
985. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
986. Mr. Grinch?Copy !req
987. Mr. Grinch?Copy !req
988. Now for the final note
in my symphonyCopy !req
989. of downright
nasty not-niceness!Copy !req
990. The crescendo
of my odious opus!Copy !req
991. Yes!Copy !req
992. Oh, the wailing
and the gnashing of teeth.Copy !req
993. The bellowing
of the bitterly bummed out!Copy !req
994. It'll be like music
to my ears!Copy !req
995. Welcome, Christmas
come this wayCopy !req
996. Then the Grinch
heard a sound rising
over the snow.Copy !req
997. It started in low,
then it started to grow.Copy !req
998. But the sound wasn't sad.Copy !req
999. Why, this sounded merry.Copy !req
1000. But it was merry. Very.Copy !req
1001. Every Who down in Whoville,
the tall and the small,Copy !req
1002. were singing without
any presents at all.Copy !req
1003. He hadn't stopped Christmas
from coming. It came.Copy !req
1004. Somehow or other,
it came just the same!Copy !req
1005. Mr. Grinch?Copy !req
1006. And the Grinch,
with his Grinch feet ice-cold
in the snow,Copy !req
1007. stood puzzling and puzzling.Copy !req
1008. How could it be so?Copy !req
1009. It came without ribbons!Copy !req
1010. It came without tags!Copy !req
1011. It came without packages,
boxes or bags!Copy !req
1012. And he puzzled and puzzled,Copy !req
1013. till his puzzler was sore.Copy !req
1014. Then the Grinch
thought of somethingCopy !req
1015. he hadn't before.Copy !req
1016. Maybe Christmas...Copy !req
1017. He thought.Copy !req
1018. doesn't come from a store.Copy !req
1019. Maybe Christmas,Copy !req
1020. perhaps,Copy !req
1021. means a little bit more.Copy !req
1022. Max!Copy !req
1023. Help me!Copy !req
1024. I'mCopy !req
1025. feeling!Copy !req
1026. And what happened then...Copy !req
1027. Well, in Whoville they sayCopy !req
1028. that the Grinch's small heart,Copy !req
1029. grew three sizes that day.Copy !req
1030. What's happening to me?Copy !req
1031. I'm allCopy !req
1032. toasty inside.Copy !req
1033. And I'm leaking.Copy !req
1034. Oh, Max.Copy !req
1035. I love ya!Copy !req
1036. All right, that's enough.
Knock it off. Beat it!Copy !req
1037. Get out of here!
One step at a time.Copy !req
1038. Oh, no. The sleigh.
The presents.Copy !req
1039. They'll be destroyed!
And I care!Copy !req
1040. What is the deal?Copy !req
1041. Wait!Copy !req
1042. This can't happen.Copy !req
1043. It shouldn't! It couldn't!
It mustn't! It wouldn't!Copy !req
1044. Not now, not then,
not ever again!Copy !req
1045. No!Copy !req
1046. Boo-hoo!Copy !req
1047. Oh, well.Copy !req
1048. It's just toys, right?Copy !req
1049. Hi, Mr. Grinch.Copy !req
1050. Cindy Lou!Copy !req
1051. What are you doing up there?Copy !req
1052. I came to see you.Copy !req
1053. No one should be alone
on Christmas.Copy !req
1054. No!Copy !req
1055. I got ya, Cindy Lou!Copy !req
1056. You did it!Copy !req
1057. Spread eagle! Nailed it!Copy !req
1058. Are you all right?
Are you kidding?Copy !req
1059. The sun is bright
and the powder's bitching!Copy !req
1060. Now scoot over!
It's my turn to drive!Copy !req
1061. I'd better slow
this puppy down!Copy !req
1062. We're gonna crash!Copy !req
1063. Now you listen to me,
young lady!Copy !req
1064. Even if we're
horribly mangled,Copy !req
1065. there'll be no sad faces
on Christmas.Copy !req
1066. - What is it?
- Help!Copy !req
1067. Cindy!
Grinch?Copy !req
1068. My baby!Copy !req
1069. Oh, Martha, grab an end.Copy !req
1070. By the way, these lights match
your outfit perfectly.Copy !req
1071. This could be a little more
difficult to negotiate.Copy !req
1072. Heads up, Whoville!Copy !req
1073. Hurry!
Here he comes!Copy !req
1074. Outta the way!
I have no insurance!Copy !req
1075. Yeah!Copy !req
1076. Run for your lives!
Watch out, I can't stop!Copy !req
1077. Daddy, move!
Dad, move it!Copy !req
1078. Thanks for the help, Lou.Copy !req
1079. Hi, Daddy!
Hi, Cindy, honey.Copy !req
1080. Merry Christmas,Copy !req
1081. one and all!Copy !req
1082. Cindy!Copy !req
1083. Mommy!Copy !req
1084. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
1085. Cindy!Copy !req
1086. All right.Copy !req
1087. What do we have here?Copy !req
1088. You got me, Officer!Copy !req
1089. I did it!Copy !req
1090. I'm the Grinch
that stole Christmas.Copy !req
1091. And I'm... sorry.Copy !req
1092. Aren't you gonna cuff me?Copy !req
1093. Put me in a choke hold?
Blind me with pepper spray?Copy !req
1094. You heard him, Officer.
He admitted it.Copy !req
1095. I'd go with the pepper spray.Copy !req
1096. Yes, I heard him, all right.Copy !req
1097. He said he was sorry.Copy !req
1098. Besides, it looks like
everything is all here
and accounted for.Copy !req
1099. Help me out here, people.
Martha?Copy !req
1100. Merry Christmas,
Augustus May Who!Copy !req
1101. I'm afraid I do have
something for you.Copy !req
1102. Your ring back.Copy !req
1103. Sorry, but my heart belongs toCopy !req
1104. someone else.Copy !req
1105. No hard feelings?Copy !req
1106. Cheer up, dude.
It's Christmas.Copy !req
1107. Merry Christmas, Mr. Grinch.Copy !req
1108. Your cheek's so...Copy !req
1109. I know. Hairy?Copy !req
1110. No.
Greasy?Copy !req
1111. Stinky? Do I have a zit?Copy !req
1112. No.Copy !req
1113. Warm.Copy !req
1114. Fah who ForazeCopy !req
1115. Dah who DorazeCopy !req
1116. Welcome, Christmas
Come this wayCopy !req
1117. Fah who ForazeCopy !req
1118. Dah who DorazeCopy !req
1119. Welcome, Christmas,
Christmas DayCopy !req
1120. Welcome, welcome
Fah who RamusCopy !req
1121. Welcome, welcome
Dah who DamusCopy !req
1122. Christmas Day is in our graspCopy !req
1123. So long as we have hands
to claspCopy !req
1124. Fah who Ray MooCopy !req
1125. Yah who Hee HawCopy !req
1126. Welcome, ChristmasCopy !req
1127. Bring your Cheer
CheerCopy !req
1128. Fah who ForazeCopy !req
1129. Yah who DorazeCopy !req
1130. Welcome, all Whos FarCopy !req
1131. AndCopy !req
1132. NearCopy !req
1133. So he brought back
the toys and the food
for the feast.Copy !req
1134. And he, he himself,
the Grinch,
carved the roast beast.Copy !req
1135. Yeah!Copy !req
1136. There's nothing
like the holidays.Copy !req
1137. - Who wants the gizzard?
- I do!Copy !req
1138. Too late! That'll be mine.Copy !req
1139. Where are you, ChristmasCopy !req
1140. I think I've found youCopy !req
1141. This time I'll make you stayCopy !req
1142. All will be singingCopy !req
1143. Bells will be ringingCopy !req
1144. Now and foreverCopy !req
1145. Christmas DayCopy !req
1146. Where are you, ChristmasCopy !req
1147. Why can't I find youCopy !req
1148. Why have you gone awayCopy !req
1149. Where is the laughterCopy !req
1150. You used to bring meCopy !req
1151. Why can't I hear music playCopy !req
1152. My world is changingCopy !req
1153. I'm rearrangingCopy !req
1154. Does that mean ChristmasCopy !req
1155. Changes tooCopy !req
1156. Where are you, ChristmasCopy !req
1157. Do you rememberCopy !req
1158. The one you used to knowCopy !req
1159. I'm not the same oneCopy !req
1160. See what the time's doneCopy !req
1161. Is that why you haveCopy !req
1162. Let me goCopy !req
1163. Christmas is hereCopy !req
1164. EverywhereCopy !req
1165. Christmas is hereCopy !req
1166. If you careCopy !req
1167. If there is loveCopy !req
1168. In your heart and your mindCopy !req
1169. You will feel like Christmas
all the timeCopy !req
1170. I feel you, ChristmasCopy !req
1171. I know I've found youCopy !req
1172. You never fade awayCopy !req
1173. The joy of ChristmasCopy !req
1174. Stays here in silenceCopy !req
1175. Fills each and every heartCopy !req
1176. With loveCopy !req
1177. They're makin' noiseCopy !req
1178. Noise, noise, noiseCopy !req
1179. How I hate their happy noiseCopy !req
1180. There's only one thing
I hate moreCopy !req
1181. Come to think of itCopy !req
1182. And that's the people who keepCopy !req
1183. Makin' itCopy !req
1184. Feast, feast, feast, feastCopy !req
1185. They'll have more
than anyone could ever eatCopy !req
1186. Me, I'm stuck here with myCopy !req
1187. Cream of wheatCopy !req
1188. There's no one here
to feast with meCopy !req
1189. On this lonely Christmas EveCopy !req
1190. Don't they know
I'm up here all aloneCopy !req
1191. In my cave up in the hillsCopy !req
1192. How I wish that
this would go awayCopy !req
1193. This dreadful holidayCopy !req
1194. That they call Christmas DayCopy !req
1195. It's a lonely Christmas EveCopy !req
1196. The streets are filled
with Christmas cheerCopy !req
1197. At least it's only once a yearCopy !req
1198. Perfect parcels tied
with perfect bowsCopy !req
1199. And carols ringing in my earCopy !req
1200. Bundled up against the coldCopy !req
1201. Lines wherever gifts are soldCopy !req
1202. Each shop window
displays a Christmas sceneCopy !req
1203. For everybody young and oldCopy !req
1204. Icicles on eaves troughs
and tinsel on the treeCopy !req
1205. But it's a green Christmas
for meCopy !req
1206. Couples skating on the pondCopy !req
1207. Makin' angels on the lawnCopy !req
1208. Five red mittens
drying on the rackCopy !req
1209. And needle-shedding TannenbaumCopy !req
1210. Red bows on the railings
and snowflakes on the groundCopy !req
1211. But it's a green Christmas
in this townCopy !req
1212. GreenCopy !req
1213. 'Cause of everything I missCopy !req
1214. All this mistletoe
No kissCopy !req
1215. And with every Christmas wishCopy !req
1216. There would be no greater giftCopy !req
1217. Than to have this envy liftCopy !req
1218. Carolers are at my doorCopy !req
1219. Don't wanna hear them anymoreCopy !req
1220. Stockings on the mantel
The snow's here every dayCopy !req
1221. But it's a
green Christmas anywayCopy !req
1222. Red nose on the reindeer
Tinsel on the treeCopy !req
1223. But it's a green Christmas
for meCopy !req