1. - October 11, 1931, Los Angeles.Copy !req
2. A conflagration of biblical proportionsCopy !req
3. incinerates nearly everything
and everyone insideCopy !req
4. what was once the City of Angel'sCopy !req
5. most celebrated medical facility:Copy !req
6. The Vannacutt Psychiatric instituteCopy !req
7. For the Criminally insane.Copy !req
8. But the secret this inferno burned freeCopy !req
9. was far more frightening than any pictureCopy !req
10. Hollywood could produce.Copy !req
11. A sanitarium of slaughter
supervised by a surgeon gone mad:Copy !req
12. Richard Benjamin Vannacutt.Copy !req
13. Doctor Richard Benjamin Vannacutt.Copy !req
14. Little known today, but
likely the most prolificCopy !req
15. mass murderer of this century.Copy !req
16. He out-butchered Bundy.Copy !req
17. He made Manson look meek.Copy !req
18. And the site of his
carnage still exists today,Copy !req
19. restored almost to its original state.Copy !req
20. But it has yet to be
inhabited because some sayCopy !req
21. the spirits of Vannacutt and his victimsCopy !req
22. still live within the wallsCopy !req
23. of the House on Haunted Hill.Copy !req
24. I'm Peter Graves,
- No shit.Copy !req
25. - We'll be back with moreCopy !req
26. Terrifying But True in just a moment.Copy !req
27. - No need, baby.
- 125 % of your home's valueCopy !req
28. with value.
- You just gave meCopy !req
29. everything I needed.
- Call the numberCopy !req
30. on your screen.Copy !req
31. We ca...Copy !req
32. - Price.Copy !req
33. Evelyn, how nice.Copy !req
34. Yeah, well that is so
totally fucking fascinating,Copy !req
35. but I've gotta get back to you.Copy !req
36. They're trying to shoot me here.Copy !req
37. - What is it, Mr. Price,
business or pleasure?Copy !req
38. - Neither, my wife.Copy !req
39. - We were talking about
your roller coasterCopy !req
40. that is quote, "Unlike any
that has come before it."Copy !req
41. - Absolutely, no cheap thrills.Copy !req
42. A genuine journey to the brink of madness.Copy !req
43. - Sorry, but it just looks likeCopy !req
44. a generic roller coaster to me.Copy !req
45. What's the gimmick?Copy !req
46. - Ever seen one that starts at the top?Copy !req
47. 20 stories worth of top?Copy !req
48. - Sources have told this
reporter that the real reasonCopy !req
49. your park's opening has been delayedCopy !req
50. was a near-fatal accident
on one of the rides here.Copy !req
51. - I wouldn't be opening
this place tomorrowCopy !req
52. if every single thing down to
the beheaded Beanie Babies,Copy !req
53. hadn't tested 100 % safe.Copy !req
54. - What the hell was that?Copy !req
55. - Growing pains.Copy !req
56. New steel's gotta bend
and stretch a littleCopy !req
57. before finally settling in.Copy !req
58. Don't worry.Copy !req
59. In the 15 year history of Price AmusementsCopy !req
60. we've yet to lose a single customerCopy !req
61. I've designed and built
six of these places.Copy !req
62. Take my word for it.Copy !req
63. Everything's fine.Copy !req
64. Well, God forbid, if something
unexpected should happenCopy !req
65. there's aways the safety cable.Copy !req
66. - That does what?Copy !req
67. It keeps the cab from just...Copy !req
68. Oh!Copy !req
69. - Do something!Copy !req
70. - Like what?Copy !req
71. This isn't supposed to be happening!Copy !req
72. - Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
73. Oh, God!Copy !req
74. - Oh God!
- We're all gonna die!Copy !req
75. You survived Terror Incognita,Copy !req
76. please exit the elevator now.Copy !req
77. - From here on, it gets really scary!Copy !req
78. Oh!Copy !req
79. - All right, princess.Copy !req
80. Now, what were you babbling?Copy !req
81. Congratulations.Copy !req
82. On a scale of one to 10
on the perversity meter,Copy !req
83. you just hit a 73.Copy !req
84. Why don't we go and cerebrateCopy !req
85. at some nice, quiet little restaurant?Copy !req
86. - Houston, I think we've got a problem.Copy !req
87. - Evelyn, Evelyn, go stir your cauldronCopy !req
88. or something for a sec.Copy !req
89. - Oh, shit!Copy !req
90. We're gonna fall, we're gonna fall!Copy !req
91. Oh, my God!Copy !req
92. Oh, my God!Copy !req
93. - Problem where?Copy !req
94. Looked good to me.Copy !req
95. - Passenger six, he keeps losing his arm.Copy !req
96. - So, disengage the
flailing limb mechanism,Copy !req
97. make him into a screamer.Copy !req
98. - Ah, okay.Copy !req
99. Stephen!Copy !req
100. - Here, dear, with a
- forget it.Copy !req
101. - Haunted Hill is exactly whereCopy !req
102. we're having my party this year.Copy !req
103. Now, you'll find the guest listCopy !req
104. on your desk when you get back.Copy !req
105. - I got your guest list
right here, princess.Copy !req
106. Shredded.Copy !req
107. - Excuse me, Mr. Price, the peopleCopy !req
108. from HRS Entertainment are
getting a little antsy.Copy !req
109. - Tell them I'm right there.
♪ Looking for somethingCopy !req
110. - Okay, hi, stop the car, get out.Copy !req
111. Please, stop the car and get out.Copy !req
112. Stop it, will you stop your car?Copy !req
113. Stop your car and get out of the car!Copy !req
114. Please sir or ma'am,
whoever's in the car, get out!Copy !req
115. Hi, hello.Copy !req
116. We're gonna have to
walk the rest of the wayCopy !req
117. because the driveway's out, okay?Copy !req
118. So, let's, let's go.Copy !req
119. Quickly.Copy !req
120. Even quicker.Copy !req
121. Did I say quicker?Copy !req
122. I think I did.Copy !req
123. Hi, hi, I'm sorry.Copy !req
124. I'm Pritchett, I'm Watson Pritchett.Copy !req
125. I own the house, okay?Copy !req
126. So let's move, if we could.Copy !req
127. - So is this dump really haunted?Copy !req
128. - Uh, yeah, it's, yeah, it's pretty scary.Copy !req
129. Uh, let's have a good
time, let's, let's go on...Copy !req
130. - Hold up, I got one question.Copy !req
131. What's up with this?Copy !req
132. Like why is this Price dude
inviting us to a birthday party?Copy !req
133. I never even heard of him.Copy !req
134. - Neither have I until he
wanted to rent the place.Copy !req
135. But right now I just haveCopy !req
136. to get you love people inside, okay?Copy !req
137. Please?Copy !req
138. - This million bucks each, though.Copy !req
139. That's for real?Copy !req
140. - Uh, good question.Copy !req
141. Don't have a clue.Copy !req
142. You might wanna ask Price that.Copy !req
143. Is there a reason why we're
not moving forward at all?Copy !req
144. Do you wanna?Copy !req
145. Let me get a light, here a flashlight,Copy !req
146. and that way we can
all see what's going onCopy !req
147. and no one'll trip or anything.Copy !req
148. Come on, come on, little piece of shit.Copy !req
149. There, that's better.Copy !req
150. Oh.Copy !req
151. - The lights are a nice touch, Pritchett.Copy !req
152. Subtle.Copy !req
153. - Yeah, thanks, worked hard on it.Copy !req
154. Uh, could we uh, move?Copy !req
155. - Guess we know where the Prices are.Copy !req
156. - Okay, let's go up further.Copy !req
157. Hi.Copy !req
158. - Goddamn, this place is scary, yo.Copy !req
159. - Where's the party?Copy !req
160. - Looks like we're it.Copy !req
161. - Me and y'all three?Copy !req
162. Ooh, let's boogie.Copy !req
163. - Where's our host,
the fabulous Mr. Price?Copy !req
164. - Fuck him, what in the
name of Christ is that?Copy !req
165. - Oh, it must be more of Price'sCopy !req
166. spook-house bogeyman bullshit.Copy !req
167. - Uh, actually that's always been there.Copy !req
168. Back when this was an asylum,
uh, the guy running the place,Copy !req
169. Dr. Vannacutt found it inspirational.Copy !req
170. It's from the Middle Ages or something.Copy !req
171. Driving Demons from the Mind.Copy !req
172. Kinda scared me as a kid.Copy !req
173. But uh doesn't really scare
me that much now, though.Copy !req
174. So.Copy !req
175. It's touching.Copy !req
176. Are you gonna come in?Copy !req
177. - No, I'm good.Copy !req
178. Mr. Price?Copy !req
179. Mrs. Price?Copy !req
180. Any Price person?Copy !req
181. - I don't think anybody's here, man.Copy !req
182. - So maybe it was ghosts.Copy !req
183. - Uh, I knew this whole
place would be pure gold.Copy !req
184. If I can just get something
bizarre enough on tapeCopy !req
185. I think I can parlay it into
getting myself some sortCopy !req
186. of a Wackiest Home Videos gig.Copy !req
187. - Wait, you got your own TV show?Copy !req
188. - Had, sweetie, past tense.Copy !req
189. Currently looking for the right angleCopy !req
190. to either earn or fuck my way back in.Copy !req
191. - Looks like someone's
trailer park is showing.Copy !req
192. - I wouldn't worry, I'm
sure by the end of the nightCopy !req
193. we'll be hacked up into
little pieces by something...Copy !req
194. or somebody.Copy !req
195. - Who the fuck are all of you?Copy !req
196. Oh, shit.Copy !req
197. - Wow!Copy !req
198. I thought you were dead.Copy !req
199. - Not even fucking close.Copy !req
200. Get off of me, you pervert.Copy !req
201. - Congratulations.Copy !req
202. I don't think Evelyn's said those wordsCopy !req
203. to anything with testicles.Copy !req
204. Ever.Copy !req
205. - Very funny, Steven.Copy !req
206. Have you?Copy !req
207. - I think you're taking this awfully wellCopy !req
208. for a woman who was just nearly killed.Copy !req
209. - Yeah, well, I guess you'll just haveCopy !req
210. to try harder next time.Copy !req
211. That is, if you can get it up.Copy !req
212. - Not me, tulip.Copy !req
213. The house.Copy !req
214. I think it's marked you to be the firstCopy !req
215. to die this evening.Copy !req
216. Isn't that how the story
goes, Mr. Pritchett?Copy !req
217. - You could say that, sure.Copy !req
218. - Isn't that how both your fatherCopy !req
219. and grandfather met their demise?Copy !req
220. - Uh, well, uh, my grandfather
did build the placeCopy !req
221. but he actually died
in his sleep in Miami.Copy !req
222. My father did get killed hereCopy !req
223. but that was during a
construction accidentCopy !req
224. while he was restoring interiors.Copy !req
225. But I'm fine and I'm
still live and I feel goodCopy !req
226. and I'd love to get paid now.Copy !req
227. - And on that mercenary
note, dear friends,Copy !req
228. let the games begin.Copy !req
229. - Yeah, well, call me clairvoyant,Copy !req
230. but haven't they already?Copy !req
231. - Finding that out is just oneCopy !req
232. of tonight's many amusements.Copy !req
233. Sure is a funky old house, ain't it?Copy !req
234. - Let's have a word, Sugarpuss.Copy !req
235. - Oh, I think we oughta have several.Copy !req
236. This'll just take a moment.Copy !req
237. You'll find food and
booze in the main salon.Copy !req
238. Knock yourselves out.Copy !req
239. - I gave you a guest list two pages long.Copy !req
240. Where the hell are they?Copy !req
241. - Shredded.Copy !req
242. Sorry.Copy !req
243. Decided to whip up one of my own.Copy !req
244. A group so hungry for moneyCopy !req
245. they'd be willing to do anything.Copy !req
246. I thought you'd be more
comfortable with your peers.Copy !req
247. - How stupid of me not to expect somethingCopy !req
248. this twisted from you.Copy !req
249. Cong rat-ufucking-lations.Copy !req
250. Round one, you win.Copy !req
251. - Not quite.Copy !req
252. See, those people down there,Copy !req
253. they're not the ones I invited.Copy !req
254. - Yeah, then who are they?Copy !req
255. - You tell me.Copy !req
256. I don't know how you managed to hackCopy !req
257. into my computer, but bravo!Copy !req
258. - Oh come on.Copy !req
259. You think I'd invite that
bunch of social rejects?Copy !req
260. - Sure know it wasn't
me, and if it wasn't youCopy !req
261. then who the hell did, Evelyn?Copy !req
262. Ghosts?Copy !req
263. - Ooh, spooky.Copy !req
264. You know, if you really
loved me, you'd find a wayCopy !req
265. to drop dead in the next three seconds.Copy !req
266. - Finding ways for me to dieCopy !req
267. is really your deal, isn't it, Evelyn?Copy !req
268. knifeCopy !req
269. with the not quite retractable blade.Copy !req
270. Your Jim Jones Kool Aid
that was exactly that.Copy !req
271. - Accidents.Copy !req
272. All accidents until proven otherwise.Copy !req
273. - I'd be so happy if that
were really true, Evelyn.Copy !req
274. And positively goddamned deliriousCopy !req
275. if you weren't fucking every
living thing in our area code.Copy !req
276. - Which part of that fantasy
turns you on the most?Copy !req
277. Me with other men, or just the other men?Copy !req
278. - Everything you do gets me hot,Copy !req
279. just not in the sexual sense.Copy !req
280. - You're hurting me.Copy !req
281. - I know.Copy !req
282. Ow!Copy !req
283. Well, there's the simple
country gal I married.Copy !req
284. Let's go back down and greet your guests.Copy !req
285. Show them the real you.Copy !req
286. Corny as Kansas on the Fourth of July.Copy !req
287. - My guests were shredded.Copy !req
288. It's your sick little scene now.Copy !req
289. Enjoy.Copy !req
290. I'm gonna run scalding water on the placeCopy !req
291. you just touched me and
then I'm calling a cab.Copy !req
292. - That there're more people.
- I don't even know.Copy !req
293. What was taking
these guys so long?Copy !req
294. - How do I know, okay?Copy !req
295. Don't talk to me.Copy !req
296. Mr. Price?Copy !req
297. I think I've done a great
job of getting your guests upCopy !req
298. here and I think I deserve my money now!Copy !req
299. - Right here, Mr. Pritchett.Copy !req
300. As well as five other bonafide bank draftsCopy !req
301. for one million dollars each.Copy !req
302. Made out to cash.Copy !req
303. - Ah, that's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
304. And we get paid this money when, sir?Copy !req
305. - The second the sun hits tomorrow morningCopy !req
306. assuming you've stayed the entire night.Copy !req
307. And that you're still alive, of course.Copy !req
308. - What are you talking about?Copy !req
309. - Oh, sorry.Copy !req
310. Detail I guess I forgot to mention.Copy !req
311. You die, you lose.Copy !req
312. Your check gets divvied upCopy !req
313. by those still amongst the living.Copy !req
314. But look at the bright side,Copy !req
315. if there's only one of
you still upright at dawnCopy !req
316. you'll be leaving here with
$5,000,000 in your pocket.Copy !req
317. - This is crazy.Copy !req
318. - Yeah, but hey, anybody
who's not comfortableCopy !req
319. with the rules, you're
free to walk any time.Copy !req
320. Seven digits poorer, goes without saying.Copy !req
321. - I'm ready.Copy !req
322. I'll walk now.Copy !req
323. - All right, Mr. Pritchett,Copy !req
324. just let me sign the damned thing.Copy !req
325. Oh, just for the record,Copy !req
326. what are the rest of your names?Copy !req
327. - Donald W. Bilckburn, MD.Copy !req
328. - Melissa Margaret Marr, celebrity.Copy !req
329. - Eddie Baker, pro, uh,
former pro baseball player.Copy !req
330. - And you, young lady?Copy !req
331. - Jennifer Jenzen, Executive VP,Copy !req
332. Lathrup International Pictures.Copy !req
333. - Very good.Copy !req
334. Well, I think I can say
with compete honestyCopy !req
335. I've never heard of any of you.Copy !req
336. - Great, then why are we here?Copy !req
337. - Then how did you make
the guest list, Price?Copy !req
338. Throw darts at a phone book?Copy !req
339. - I'm sure the unexplainableCopy !req
340. will probably explain
herself before too long.Copy !req
341. - Jesus Christ.Copy !req
342. That's it, I'm sorry to interrupt here.Copy !req
343. Goddamn it!Copy !req
344. You give me my goddamn check, right now!Copy !req
345. Because I want it!Copy !req
346. So you give it!Copy !req
347. Now!Copy !req
348. I'm serious!Copy !req
349. - I'm sorry, Pritchett.Copy !req
350. Here you go.Copy !req
351. I think you're gonna miss
the bash of a lifetime.Copy !req
352. - My loss.Copy !req
353. - Even if I give you a million as well?Copy !req
354. - I wouldn't know what to do with it all.Copy !req
355. Thank you.Copy !req
356. I think I gotta go now.Copy !req
357. - Interesting.Copy !req
358. - Fuck!Copy !req
359. - Now that's enter-fucking-tainment!Copy !req
360. - This ain't moving, man.Copy !req
361. - Is this your idea of a joke?Copy !req
362. - Pritchett's not laughing.Copy !req
363. Open, open, open, you
stupid, asshole bitch!Copy !req
364. Open!
- What's going on?Copy !req
365. What's going on?Copy !req
366. Oh, doctor.Copy !req
367. What happened here?Copy !req
368. - Lockdown.Copy !req
369. - What is that?Copy !req
370. - It's a machine from the old asylum.Copy !req
371. It seals everything shut.Copy !req
372. It's how they burned to death in '31.Copy !req
373. Dr. Vannacutt threw the switch.Copy !req
374. If he was gonna die,
they're all gonna die.Copy !req
375. - Well, no wonder
they're still pissed off.Copy !req
376. - Well, let's go to the other roomCopy !req
377. and I'll take care of your hands.Copy !req
378. - The only ones that survived were fiveCopy !req
379. of the sadists on Vannacutt's staff.Copy !req
380. - Why hasn't that machine been disabled?Copy !req
381. - It was on my dad's list of things to do,Copy !req
382. but the house did him first.Copy !req
383. - Wait, you said that was an accident.Copy !req
384. - I lied.Copy !req
385. The house is alive, we're all gonna die.Copy !req
386. - Wait, why doesn't just
one of us call out for help?Copy !req
387. There aren't any
working phones in the house.Copy !req
388. - Oh, I've got my cell phone.
- I've got my cell phone.Copy !req
389. - That won't do any good.Copy !req
390. - It's the metal plates.Copy !req
391. - It's not the plates.Copy !req
392. It's the house!Copy !req
393. Why is no one Listening to me?Copy !req
394. Did you just turn deaf all of a sudden?Copy !req
395. It's alive!Copy !req
396. We're not going anywhere!Copy !req
397. That's it!Copy !req
398. - So what, we're stuck here forever?Copy !req
399. - No, a cleaning crew's supposed to comeCopy !req
400. in at 9:30 in the morning.Copy !req
401. Jesus!Copy !req
402. - Oh, so then we'll just
stay here till morning.Copy !req
403. - Yeah, I'm sure we'll be mutilatedCopy !req
404. beyond recognition by then.Copy !req
405. - Why do I feel like this is
some sick joke to scare usCopy !req
406. out of our wits and a
hell of a lot of money?Copy !req
407. - You got that right.Copy !req
408. Take a bow, you sick fuck.Copy !req
409. You've outdone yourself tonight.Copy !req
410. Scared the shit out of even me.Copy !req
411. - You've had your fun.Copy !req
412. Open this place up.Copy !req
413. - Asking the wrong guy.Copy !req
414. Wasn't me who closed it.Copy !req
415. - Sure it wasn't.Copy !req
416. Uh, anybody else here make a livingCopy !req
417. with thrills and chills for the kiddies?Copy !req
418. Don't all raise your hands at once.Copy !req
419. You're that Stephen Price?Copy !req
420. As in Price Amusement Parks?Copy !req
421. Bravo.Copy !req
422. - All right, Pritchett,
this lockdown thing,Copy !req
423. there's gotta be like a main control roomCopy !req
424. in this place, right?Copy !req
425. - In the basement, but you're
not gonna wanna go down there.Copy !req
426. - No, you don't want to go down there.Copy !req
427. - No, I don't.
- We will both go down thereCopy !req
428. and try to put a reverse on this thing.Copy !req
429. You're not
gonna wanna go down there.Copy !req
430. It's a maze down there.Copy !req
431. - Then that leaves you with two options.Copy !req
432. Either show me where and
maybe we get out of hereCopy !req
433. or it's spend the night, sleep tight.Copy !req
434. - Fine.Copy !req
435. - Uh, a word of advice, kitten.Copy !req
436. God knows what kind of freak-outsCopy !req
437. Stephen's got set to spring in this place.Copy !req
438. If I were you, I'd bring
something to protect myself with.Copy !req
439. Baby, don't you think now's the timeCopy !req
440. to break out your party favors?Copy !req
441. - What are you talking about?Copy !req
442. - Same exact setup you used backCopy !req
443. in '94 for the Son of Sam hunt.Copy !req
444. Hilarious.Copy !req
445. Firearms this time.Copy !req
446. - Jesus Christ.Copy !req
447. - The clip's been welded shut.Copy !req
448. - On all of them, probably.Copy !req
449. So how's a girl to know if
these things are loaded, puff?Copy !req
450. - Only one way I can think of.Copy !req
451. - Oh.Copy !req
452. - No.Copy !req
453. I think I'll let the
virgin have first crack.Copy !req
454. - I don't want a goddamn gun!Copy !req
455. - I'll take it, shit.Copy !req
456. Let's just go.Copy !req
457. I'll meet you all down there.Copy !req
458. - Uh, and where are we off to, Mr. Price?Copy !req
459. Checking the wiring on
the animatronic mummies?Copy !req
460. - Just taking a leak
if it's okay with you.Copy !req
461. - Oh wow.Copy !req
462. Careful.Copy !req
463. - I gotta say, coming down
here's a really good idea.Copy !req
464. I know I'm having a great time.Copy !req
465. Yeah well, you're
not helping matters much.Copy !req
466. Smells fantastic.Copy !req
467. Ain't you
handy to have around.Copy !req
468. - I love how nothing works.Copy !req
469. Let me get you some light.Copy !req
470. Oh yeah, these things.Copy !req
471. - I knew I shoulda kept my ass at home.Copy !req
472. Damn.Copy !req
473. - You're pretty handy yourself.Copy !req
474. Take us where this thing's at.Copy !req
475. - Come on, man.
- All right.Copy !req
476. Thank you, got it.Copy !req
477. - Hey, Schecter!Copy !req
478. At least give me a few of seconds noticeCopy !req
479. before you pull a stunt like that.Copy !req
480. - The lockdown thing?Copy !req
481. - I mean, very impressive,Copy !req
482. scared all the right
people, but you know...Copy !req
483. - It wasn't me.Copy !req
484. - What do you mean?Copy !req
485. - I mean I was just sitting
here and it happened.Copy !req
486. I had nothing to do with it.Copy !req
487. - Then who did?Copy !req
488. - No idea, maybe it was
just the thing's timeCopy !req
489. to finally fall apart.Copy !req
490. - Somehow, I don't know how, she did it.Copy !req
491. - You should really open up this placeCopy !req
492. to the public, Pritchett.Copy !req
493. A spa for people without
enough stress in their lives.Copy !req
494. - That's funny, sharp.Copy !req
495. Look, I'm the one who didn'tCopy !req
496. wanna come down here, remember that?Copy !req
497. There haven't been any changes
to this part of the houseCopy !req
498. since, I don't know, 1931.Copy !req
499. Is that a fact, Mr. Pritchett?Copy !req
500. - Oh shit.Copy !req
501. - Sorry.
- That's a good wayCopy !req
502. to get your head blown off, man.Copy !req
503. - I'll recommend it to Evelyn.Copy !req
504. - What's in there?Copy !req
505. Someone sure went to a lotCopy !req
506. of trouble trying to seal that up.Copy !req
507. - I don't know, I've never been in there,Copy !req
508. but it's not the way out.Copy !req
509. Let's go down here and take a right.Copy !req
510. This is electroshock therapy.Copy !req
511. There's several of these
rooms hooked together.Copy !req
512. Dr. Vannacutt liked to zap his
patients in multiples of 18.Copy !req
513. More energy efficient, I guess.Copy !req
514. - Isn't that pleasant?Copy !req
515. - How about we go?Copy !req
516. - Agreed.
- Yeah.Copy !req
517. - Oh, shit.Copy !req
518. Guess we shoulda made a left.Copy !req
519. What is this?Copy !req
520. This is
the saturation chamber.Copy !req
521. - What's a saturation chamber?Copy !req
522. - It's Vannacutt's
treatment for schizophrenia.Copy !req
523. What would drive a sane man madCopy !req
524. would drive a mad man sane.Copy !req
525. Something like that, I dunno, whatever.Copy !req
526. It's supposed to bombard 'em with imagesCopy !req
527. and weird noises and
scare 'em back to normal.Copy !req
528. Lot of fun.Copy !req
529. - Did it work?Copy !req
530. - I don't know.Copy !req
531. - Did it work?Copy !req
532. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
533. Guys?Copy !req
534. Hey!Copy !req
535. Guys!Copy !req
536. Pritchett?Copy !req
537. - Oh, I do not wanna be lost down here.Copy !req
538. - Price!Copy !req
539. Pritchett!Copy !req
540. This is not cool.Copy !req
541. - Let me try something.Copy !req
542. Can you get me up?Copy !req
543. Here, watch out.Copy !req
544. - Hey, pal, that wasn't code for.Copy !req
545. - For what?Copy !req
546. - Could you just shine the light here?Copy !req
547. - Absolutely.Copy !req
548. Absolutely.Copy !req
549. - All right.Copy !req
550. - What are you looking for
up there, what are you doing?Copy !req
551. - This whole place can't be
wired to just one circuit.Copy !req
552. - Careful.Copy !req
553. Oh!Copy !req
554. - Better than nothing.
- Not bad.Copy !req
555. - Down, big guy.Copy !req
556. Thanks.Copy !req
557. - That was the most fun I've had all day.Copy !req
558. - You need to get out more.Copy !req
559. - So who are you really?Copy !req
560. - What?Copy !req
561. You mean like deep down inside?Copy !req
562. - Well we can start with the nameCopy !req
563. you were given at birth, then
we can take it from there.Copy !req
564. - I told you already.Copy !req
565. Jennifer Jenzen, Executive VP...Copy !req
566. - You're lying, all right?Copy !req
567. And I don't think so.Copy !req
568. - Why not?Copy !req
569. - I've never in my life met an executiveCopy !req
570. who could tie their shoesCopy !req
571. much less rewire an entire building.Copy !req
572. - Well, there's always exceptions.Copy !req
573. - No.Copy !req
574. Come on, what's the truth?Copy !req
575. - The truth is, if we keep taking rights,Copy !req
576. we're gonna have end up where we started.Copy !req
577. Look, we're all gonna be
outta here in a little whileCopy !req
578. and go our separate ways
a million bucks richer.Copy !req
579. So what does it matter
who I am or who I'm not?Copy !req
580. Okay, so let's say, hypothetically,Copy !req
581. I'm not exactly who I said I was.Copy !req
582. Okay, so you're right, you're a genius.Copy !req
583. I don't know anyone that could've
seen through me like that.Copy !req
584. All right, look, my real name is Sara,Copy !req
585. and I'm an assistant.Copy !req
586. Was, anyway, to the real JenniferCopy !req
587. bitch that was invited here.Copy !req
588. And now you know and I'm begging
that you don't tell anyoneCopy !req
589. because I'm out of a job and could useCopy !req
590. even a tenth of that money.Copy !req
591. Eddie?Copy !req
592. You know, if this is your
idea of funny, think again.Copy !req
593. You know, in fact, you're
really starting to piss me off.Copy !req
594. Eddie!Copy !req
595. Eddie, wait!Copy !req
596. Eddie?Copy !req
597. Eddie?Copy !req
598. Hey!Copy !req
599. Hey!Copy !req
600. You know, for a second I actuallyCopy !req
601. thought that you were a decent guy.Copy !req
602. What is your problem?Copy !req
603. Eddie?Copy !req
604. Okay, you win.Copy !req
605. You've successfully creeped me out.Copy !req
606. Eddie?Copy !req
607. What are you doing?Copy !req
608. Eddie!Copy !req
609. Eddie!Copy !req
610. Eddie!Copy !req
611. Eddie!Copy !req
612. Eddie!Copy !req
613. Come on!Copy !req
614. Take my hand!Copy !req
615. Eddie!Copy !req
616. Eddie!Copy !req
617. Come on, no, Eddie!Copy !req
618. Eddie!Copy !req
619. Eddie!Copy !req
620. - What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
621. - Eddie!Copy !req
622. No.Copy !req
623. - Well, look y.Copy !req
624. Looks like the games have begun.Copy !req
625. - Where is he, where's Price?Copy !req
626. - What happened to you?Copy !req
627. Are you all right?Copy !req
628. - No, I am so fucking farCopy !req
629. from all right it's not even funny.Copy !req
630. Someone or something just triedCopy !req
631. to drown me in a tank of
blood the size of a Buick.Copy !req
632. - Uh, let me give you a hint.Copy !req
633. His initials are S.P.Copy !req
634. - All right, S.P.Copy !req
635. As in sorry, Petunia
because I was with PritchettCopy !req
636. the whole time looking
for the master control.Copy !req
637. It doesn't seem to exist.Copy !req
638. - Look at this, huh?Copy !req
639. What is this?Copy !req
640. - That?Copy !req
641. What just happened to you
there, that's nothing.Copy !req
642. You've just been playing
around with a ghost,Copy !req
643. wait'll somebody lets out
the darkness in this place.Copy !req
644. That's a whole, that's a
whole new bunch of crazy shit.Copy !req
645. That's, you'll hate that shit.Copy !req
646. - What is this darkness?Copy !req
647. - It, the thing, the evil!Copy !req
648. The thing that's the rotten coreCopy !req
649. at the bottom of this place!Copy !req
650. The thing that's going to kill us all!Copy !req
651. Death by corrosion.Copy !req
652. That thing!Copy !req
653. - Pritchett.Copy !req
654. Are you currently under
the care of a physician?Copy !req
655. No, I'm not, no, no I'm not.Copy !req
656. - Well, either we spend the
night and collect our moneyCopy !req
657. or we try to find a way outta here.Copy !req
658. - Either way, I think we
should all stick together.Copy !req
659. But maybe that's not gonna
fit in with your plans, baby.Copy !req
660. - You know me.Copy !req
661. The more, the merrier.Copy !req
662. I guess somebody better go
find the old game-show hostess.Copy !req
663. - Where is she?Copy !req
664. - Oh.Copy !req
665. Oh, this is weird.Copy !req
666. - I guess old Melissa found
what she was looking for.Copy !req
667. - Jesus, she's dead.Copy !req
668. She was cute too.Copy !req
669. God, I'd love to get laid before I died.Copy !req
670. How you doing tonight?Copy !req
671. Yeah, I'm all right.Copy !req
672. Is she all right?Copy !req
673. - I don't know.Copy !req
674. - What the hell is this?Copy !req
675. It seems to just stop here.Copy !req
676. Shit, she's gotta be somewhereCopy !req
677. because she couldn't have just
disappeared into thin air.Copy !req
678. - No.Copy !req
679. Not air.Copy !req
680. Into the house.Copy !req
681. - There's gotta be a
way out of this house.Copy !req
682. Some way.Copy !req
683. Pritchett!Copy !req
684. - What?Copy !req
685. - I'm talking to you!
- Whoa!Copy !req
686. - Look, if you're easy, easy.Copy !req
687. - Damn, that wasn't nice.
- Easy.Copy !req
688. - Hey, if everybody's
gonna scream at each other,Copy !req
689. could you do it in another room, please?Copy !req
690. Watch it!Copy !req
691. I'm about to
figure out exactly what,Copy !req
692. or who, Melissa was taping.Copy !req
693. - What, then where will we be?Copy !req
694. - Out of scotch, thanks to you, ass!Copy !req
695. - Hey, I think I got something.Copy !req
696. - Bravo.Copy !req
697. Bravo.Copy !req
698. I know it's not good manners
to ask the magician howCopy !req
699. he did it but inquiring
minds are desperate to know.Copy !req
700. Just what did really
happen to little Miss Marr?Copy !req
701. - Asking the wrong person.Copy !req
702. - I mean, did she stage it
all for you and then go hide?Copy !req
703. Or did you just flat out
kill the little bitch?Copy !req
704. - I pose you the same question.Copy !req
705. - Who's next on your list?Copy !req
706. - If I had one, Evelyn, whom do you think?Copy !req
707. - Oh for God sakes, we all know thatCopy !req
708. knocking me off is the bottom line here.Copy !req
709. You know I'm not gonna
make it easy for you.Copy !req
710. - You think that's gonna do
the trick, do you, tulip?Copy !req
711. I would never give you a loaded gun.Copy !req
712. Jesus!Copy !req
713. - Funky old house, ain't it?Copy !req
714. Friends, your hostess is how goingCopy !req
715. to retire for what's left of the night.Copy !req
716. If you need me, I'll be
upstairs in the bedroom.Copy !req
717. And if anyone so much
as peeks in the keyholeCopy !req
718. I'm gonna empty this thing
into their fucking head.Copy !req
719. - Oh, come on.Copy !req
720. I loaded them with blanks.Copy !req
721. And even if I were gonna,
you know, murder my wife,Copy !req
722. I don't think I'd do it in a locked houseCopy !req
723. with quite so many witnesses.Copy !req
724. - Hey, take this.Copy !req
725. What good is a million
dollars if you're dead?Copy !req
726. - Okay.Copy !req
727. Let's find a way to get outta here.Copy !req
728. - Right.Copy !req
729. I'm gonna try to find Ms. Marr.Copy !req
730. - I'm gonna go find me something to drink.Copy !req
731. - Shit!Copy !req
732. How is she pulling this off?Copy !req
733. - Ms. Marr?Copy !req
734. - You son of a bitch, I know you're here.Copy !req
735. - What is happening?Copy !req
736. - Electroshock!Copy !req
737. - Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
738. - No, God, no!Copy !req
739. No!
- Don't touch her!Copy !req
740. - Well, turn it off!Copy !req
741. For God's sake, somebody do something!Copy !req
742. Come on, somebody turn the damn thing off!Copy !req
743. Listen, somebody, do something!Copy !req
744. Turn it off!Copy !req
745. There's gotta be a switch or something!Copy !req
746. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
747. - She's not dead, we just gottaCopy !req
748. get her heart pumping again.Copy !req
749. - It's too late.Copy !req
750. - Oh no.Copy !req
751. Oh.Copy !req
752. Baby, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
753. - I swear to God, it's this house.Copy !req
754. - Fuck the house!Copy !req
755. It wasn't the house!Copy !req
756. It wasn't goddamn ghosts!Copy !req
757. This is, plain and simple,
good old-fashioned homicide.Copy !req
758. Was it too complicated for you?Copy !req
759. Let me spell it out for you then, kids.Copy !req
760. A: Evelyn sure as hell
didn't kill herself.Copy !req
761. B: I know I didn't do it.Copy !req
762. Which just leaves us with C.Copy !req
763. One of you motherfuckers murdered my wife!Copy !req
764. - You're talking crazy, Price.Copy !req
765. - Who's gonna tell me
about the strange guyCopy !req
766. with the mustache and the lab coatCopy !req
767. who I've been chasing all
over this goddamn house?Copy !req
768. - Vannacutt.Copy !req
769. Jesus.Copy !req
770. - Oh no.Copy !req
771. Some little shit working for one of youCopy !req
772. with the hopes of pocketing
several million bucks.Copy !req
773. Now I want some answers.Copy !req
774. - Oh, put that away.Copy !req
775. - Put the gun down, Mr. Price.Copy !req
776. - Back up, honey.Copy !req
777. There's a one in four chance it's you.Copy !req
778. - Put the gun down!Copy !req
779. - Well let's see who blinks first.Copy !req
780. - What do we do with him?Copy !req
781. - Open this fucking door!Copy !req
782. - You sure this thing will hold him?Copy !req
783. - Oh, I don't think it'll be a problem.Copy !req
784. - Come on.Copy !req
785. - So, you gonna stay and
make sure he doesn't get out?Copy !req
786. - I'll stay and keep an eye on him.Copy !req
787. - You gonna be okay by yourself?Copy !req
788. - I hope.Copy !req
789. - I have to tell you,Copy !req
790. I'm just a little bit
uncomfortable with this.Copy !req
791. - I'm sure you are.Copy !req
792. - Open the goddamn door!Copy !req
793. - What?Copy !req
794. - Open the goddamn door!Copy !req
795. - I can't, I'm sorry, I can't.Copy !req
796. What's this?Copy !req
797. This!Copy !req
798. Anything?Copy !req
799. - Open this fucking door!Copy !req
800. - How about this?Copy !req
801. Come on, what are you doing?Copy !req
802. - Better?Copy !req
803. - Blackburn!Copy !req
804. - Great party!Copy !req
805. I gotta go!Copy !req
806. - Blackburn!Copy !req
807. Blackburn!Copy !req
808. Blackburn!Copy !req
809. - All right, I think we shoulda
taken a right back there.Copy !req
810. - Back where?Copy !req
811. - Damn it, good point.Copy !req
812. - Let's just try down here.Copy !req
813. - All right, come on.Copy !req
814. - Okay.Copy !req
815. - Yo, Sara, look.Copy !req
816. Vannacutt's office.Copy !req
817. - You've been sick, Mr. Price.Copy !req
818. And what do you think, Dr. Vannacutt?Copy !req
819. - Hey, look it here.Copy !req
820. - What do you got?Copy !req
821. - Class of 1931.Copy !req
822. - That's a cheery-looking bunch.Copy !req
823. - Better living through electricity.Copy !req
824. - I think...Copy !req
825. Oh, my God!Copy !req
826. I know how the guest list was made.Copy !req
827. Look at these names.Copy !req
828. Head nurse, Ruthe Ann Stockard.Copy !req
829. Electroshock, Adolphus Jenzen.Copy !req
830. Franklin Baker.Copy !req
831. Thomas Steven Price.Copy !req
832. Jasper Marr.Copy !req
833. They're all here!Copy !req
834. - Who's all here, I'm missing something.Copy !req
835. - Everyone that was invited
is related to one of the staffCopy !req
836. that was here when the place burnt.Copy !req
837. There was five of us.Copy !req
838. - And five that didn't die.Copy !req
839. Booga-booga.Copy !req
840. - What are you saying?Copy !req
841. - Price didn't make the list.Copy !req
842. The house did.Copy !req
843. Because she's a vengeful, stupid whore!Copy !req
844. Ow.Copy !req
845. - Wait, how's the house
gonna send out invitations?Copy !req
846. - There's a lotta energy in here.Copy !req
847. It likes to travel through light beamsCopy !req
848. and sound waves, electricity, whatever.Copy !req
849. - A phone line?Copy !req
850. - Yeah, sure, now that we're
in The Twilight Zone, mhm.Copy !req
851. - Into an online computer
through the internet?Copy !req
852. - No, no, no, stop.Copy !req
853. Wait, this is crazy.Copy !req
854. - You don't get it, do you?Copy !req
855. This house is pissed.Copy !req
856. It has no morals.Copy !req
857. Because it's a fucking house!Copy !req
858. - This is insane.
- All right, calm down.Copy !req
859. - All right, I'm sorry, sorry about that.Copy !req
860. All right.Copy !req
861. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
862. How come Blackburn's name's not on here?Copy !req
863. - The late Mrs. Steven Price.Copy !req
864. Tragic.Copy !req
865. Tortured.Copy !req
866. Lovely.Copy !req
867. And suddenly very cooperative, Mrs. Price.Copy !req
868. Cool.Copy !req
869. - What do you think you're doing, mister?Copy !req
870. - Easy, easy, lie back, be still.Copy !req
871. Last thing we need is for you
to have a real heart attack.Copy !req
872. - You're the doctor, kid.Copy !req
873. I guess that atropine crap worked, huh?Copy !req
874. - Yep.Copy !req
875. Convinced all those
that needed convincing.Copy !req
876. You are officially one dead lady.Copy !req
877. - Trust me, I've been dead for years.Copy !req
878. Speaking of which, what's Steven's status?Copy !req
879. Well, he's still alive but it's
just a question of moments.Copy !req
880. And then your miraculous resurrection.Copy !req
881. - Oh no, Officer, I'm very much alive.Copy !req
882. Just a little joke to beat my husbandCopy !req
883. at his own clever game.Copy !req
884. - Well, I'm sorry, ma'am,
your husband's dead.Copy !req
885. - What do you mean, he's dead?Copy !req
886. Oh, no, it's all my fault.Copy !req
887. I may as well have killed him myself.Copy !req
888. - No, no, not at all.Copy !req
889. We have all these witnesses that saw.Copy !req
890. Well fill in the blank,Copy !req
891. whoever it's gonna be that shoots him.Copy !req
892. - I don't know.Copy !req
893. Puff Eddie?Copy !req
894. - You know, this could be a big surprise.Copy !req
895. I think the Jenzen girl.Copy !req
896. She's got the right stuff.Copy !req
897. - Did you ever find out what happenedCopy !req
898. to that little TV reporter?Copy !req
899. - No, we never found her.Copy !req
900. - So we don't even know ifCopy !req
901. the little bitch is dead or alive.Copy !req
902. - Well, but I think
Price must've killed her.Copy !req
903. There's no other explanation.Copy !req
904. - There's plenty, you moron!Copy !req
905. For all we know Stephen's got
her spying on us right now!Copy !req
906. - Oh, bullshit.Copy !req
907. - God, this whole fucking
thing's falling apart.Copy !req
908. - It's not, baby, it's not.Copy !req
909. Somebody's gonna pull the trigger.Copy !req
910. - But nobody has yet, Donald.Copy !req
911. They're not at the breaking point.Copy !req
912. The bozos have to believe that
their lives are in danger!Copy !req
913. - They have your death at his hands.Copy !req
914. How much more do they need?Copy !req
915. - But they didn't see it happen.Copy !req
916. They still have their
doubts, they're confused.Copy !req
917. What we need is another bodyCopy !req
918. and Stephen's bloody
hands right next to it.Copy !req
919. - Well, how the hell are we gonna do that?Copy !req
920. I don't know,Copy !req
921. this may sound a little
crazy, but hear me out.Copy !req
922. - This is all I could find.Copy !req
923. This here.Copy !req
924. - Well, it's gonna have to do.Copy !req
925. - Yeah.Copy !req
926. - Are you coming, or
waiting for Blackburn?Copy !req
927. - Blackburn's dead.Copy !req
928. - Excuse me?Copy !req
929. - He would've been back by now.Copy !req
930. He's dead.Copy !req
931. - Blackburn!Copy !req
932. - Oh, shit.Copy !req
933. - Oh, shit.Copy !req
934. Where is he?Copy !req
935. Blackburn!Copy !req
936. - He's gotta still be down here...Copy !req
937. He's dead, all right!Copy !req
938. We're all gonna be dead.Copy !req
939. - Will you stop saying that?
- Pritchett, shut the fuck up!Copy !req
940. - I just wanted to ask you a question.Copy !req
941. Price is behind this.Copy !req
942. How could he be?Copy !req
943. He's still locked up.Copy !req
944. Let's go see.Copy !req
945. It's Blackburn.Copy !req
946. - Oh, my God.
- Shit!Copy !req
947. - Price, you murderer!Copy !req
948. Melissa?Copy !req
949. It's Sara.Copy !req
950. Help me.Copy !req
951. Somebody!Copy !req
952. - I'll help you.
- Oh God.Copy !req
953. - Just keep talking.Copy !req
954. Oh God.Copy !req
955. Oh, oh, oh.
- It's okay.Copy !req
956. Okay.Copy !req
957. Okay.Copy !req
958. It's okay, it's okay.Copy !req
959. - I woke up on the floor.Copy !req
960. It was Blackburn.Copy !req
961. - Stay the fuck back!Copy !req
962. - I don't know what happened!Copy !req
963. - I do.Copy !req
964. - Please, tell me.Copy !req
965. Help me.Copy !req
966. - I don't think so!Copy !req
967. - You gotta help me.Copy !req
968. - Not even for a million bucks, Mr. Price.Copy !req
969. - Help me.Copy !req
970. Help me.Copy !req
971. - Oh, shit!Copy !req
972. Whoa!Copy !req
973. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Grab her gun.Copy !req
974. - Okay, damn, she emptied it.Copy !req
975. I got this.Copy !req
976. I got this, baby girl.Copy !req
977. Give, let go.Copy !req
978. All right, there we go.Copy !req
979. I'm gonna put this right here.Copy !req
980. Okay?Copy !req
981. Look, it's cool, it's me.Copy !req
982. Okay, it's me, Eddie, look.Copy !req
983. - Poor Mr. Price.Copy !req
984. - Fuck Mr. Price.Copy !req
985. Come on, baby girl.Copy !req
986. I got you.Copy !req
987. I got you, come on, it's cool.Copy !req
988. - Let's get the hell outta here.Copy !req
989. I got you.Copy !req
990. Okay, don't look, don't look, Keep going.Copy !req
991. Up we go, up we go, baby girl, okay.Copy !req
992. Almost there.Copy !req
993. You just get upstairs.Copy !req
994. All right, easy, don't look, don't look.Copy !req
995. - Stephen.Copy !req
996. You poor clueless old geek.Copy !req
997. All it would've taken was a simple divorceCopy !req
998. and ripping our prenup to
teeny, itsy-bits y little pieces.Copy !req
999. But no matter how it ended
please just know one thing:Copy !req
1000. from the first moment I set eyes on youCopy !req
1001. I have always, always loved your money.Copy !req
1002. On the other hand, just the sight of youCopy !req
1003. has always made me want to puke.Copy !req
1004. - Is that a fact, princess?Copy !req
1005. Maybe you could have saved
us all a great deal of timeCopy !req
1006. not to mention money, if you
just let me in on it years ago.Copy !req
1007. - Help!Copy !req
1008. - You must be kidding!Copy !req
1009. I'm Stephen goddamn Price!Copy !req
1010. Every place you've gone,
every person you've seen,Copy !req
1011. every word you and Blackburn
ever said to each other, buggedCopy !req
1012. taped, seen and heard
by me as it happened!Copy !req
1013. - Sweetie?Copy !req
1014. - Anything, angel!Copy !req
1015. Just speak it!Copy !req
1016. - What are you gonna do?Copy !req
1017. - Just what you wanted everyone hereCopy !req
1018. to believe in the first place!Copy !req
1019. I'm gonna murder you, Evelyn,
with the greatest of pleasure!Copy !req
1020. - Witnesses.Copy !req
1021. - They know you're already dead, Evelyn!Copy !req
1022. Happy birthday, baby!Copy !req
1023. Evelyn?Copy !req
1024. Evelyn?Copy !req
1025. Get up.Copy !req
1026. - Stephen, are you doing this?Copy !req
1027. - No.Copy !req
1028. Get up!Copy !req
1029. Now!Copy !req
1030. - Stephen!Copy !req
1031. Stephen!Copy !req
1032. - Oh, Ms. Marr.Copy !req
1033. - Stephen, I want you.Copy !req
1034. I've always wanted you.Copy !req
1035. We all do.Copy !req
1036. They're all here.Copy !req
1037. Everyone who's died.Copy !req
1038. Everyone who's responsible.Copy !req
1039. It's your turn.Copy !req
1040. One, two, three.Copy !req
1041. Open the door!Copy !req
1042. Somebody open the door!Copy !req
1043. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
1044. - Oh God, open the door!
- It's Price.Copy !req
1045. - Open the goddamn door!
- Price?Copy !req
1046. Price is dead.
- Somebody, please!Copy !req
1047. Open the goddamn door!Copy !req
1048. Pritchett!Copy !req
1049. Open the goddamn door!Copy !req
1050. Open the door!Copy !req
1051. Go!Copy !req
1052. Run!Copy !req
1053. Come on!Copy !req
1054. What was that?Copy !req
1055. It can't be, you're dead!Copy !req
1056. - Pritchett was right.Copy !req
1057. The house is alive.Copy !req
1058. There's gotta be something.Copy !req
1059. Pulleys or something.Copy !req
1060. The attic!Copy !req
1061. Come on!Copy !req
1062. Let's get to the attic!Copy !req
1063. Hurry!Copy !req
1064. - Come on!Copy !req
1065. Terrific!Copy !req
1066. Fuck!Copy !req
1067. So much for a Ph.D. in engineering.Copy !req
1068. I found a way out!Copy !req
1069. - What, where?Copy !req
1070. - Up here!Copy !req
1071. Better hurry!Copy !req
1072. There is something of a time issue here.Copy !req
1073. Sara.Copy !req
1074. Come on!Copy !req
1075. - Where are you going?Copy !req
1076. Sara, you have to stay for my show.Copy !req
1077. - Oh, God!Copy !req
1078. - There's light, there's light!Copy !req
1079. Stay here, I'm gonna go and
see if we can get out this way.Copy !req
1080. - Sara, come...Copy !req
1081. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1082. - Go!Copy !req
1083. Sara!Copy !req
1084. - No!
- Eddie, oh my God!Copy !req
1085. - Help me, Eddie!Copy !req
1086. - The doctor is in.Copy !req
1087. - No one gets out of here alive.Copy !req
1088. - Not me, not you.Copy !req
1089. No.Copy !req
1090. - Next patient.Copy !req
1091. Ah, Mr. Baker.Copy !req
1092. It's time to take your
rightful place with the others.Copy !req
1093. - I had nothing to do with this!Copy !req
1094. I was adopted!Copy !req
1095. - Oh, God.Copy !req
1096. What is this?Copy !req
1097. What is it?Copy !req
1098. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1099. That was one kick-ass party.Copy !req
1100. - Okay, one more thing: how
do we get down from here?Copy !req