1. October 11, 1931, Los Angeles.Copy !req
2. A conflagration of biblical proportions
incinerates nearly everyone...Copy !req
3. in what was once LA's
most celebrated medical facility:Copy !req
4. The Vannacutt Psychiatric Institute
For the Criminally Insane.Copy !req
5. But the secret this inferno burned free
was far more frightening...Copy !req
6. than any picture
Hollywood could produce.Copy !req
7. A sanitarium of slaughter...Copy !req
8. supervised by a surgeon gone mad:Copy !req
9. Richard Benjamin Vannacutt.Copy !req
10. Doctor Richard Benjamin Vannacutt.Copy !req
11. Little known today...Copy !req
12. but likely the most prolific
mass murderer of this century.Copy !req
13. He out-butchered Bundy.Copy !req
14. He made Manson look meek.Copy !req
15. And the site of his carnage
still exists today...Copy !req
16. restored almost to its original state.Copy !req
17. But it has yet to be inhabited,
because some say...Copy !req
18. the spirits of Vannacutt
and his victims...Copy !req
19. still live within the walls
of the House on Haunted Hill.Copy !req
20. No shit.Copy !req
21. We'll be back with more
Terrifying But True in a moment.Copy !req
22. No need, baby.Copy !req
23. You just gave me everything I needed.Copy !req
24. Price.Copy !req
25. Evelyn, how nice.Copy !req
26. That is totally fucking fascinating,
but I've got to get back to you.Copy !req
27. They're trying to shoot me here.Copy !req
28. What is it, Mr. Price, business or pleasure?Copy !req
29. Neither. My wife.Copy !req
30. Your roller coaster is quote,
"Unlike any that has come before it."Copy !req
31. Absolutely. No cheap thrills.Copy !req
32. A journey to the brink of madness.Copy !req
33. It just looks like a generic roller coaster
to me. What's the gimmick?Copy !req
34. Ever seen one that starts at the top?Copy !req
35. Twenty stories worth of top?Copy !req
36. Sources said the reason
your park's opening has been delayed...Copy !req
37. was a near-fatal accident
on one of the rides here.Copy !req
38. I wouldn't open this place tomorrow
if every single thing...Copy !req
39. down to the beheaded Beanie Babies,
hadn't tested 100-percent safe.Copy !req
40. What the hell was that?Copy !req
41. Growing pains.Copy !req
42. New steel must bend and stretch a little
before finally settling in.Copy !req
43. Don't worry. In 15 years,
Price Amusements hasn't lost a customer.Copy !req
44. I've designed and built six of these places.
Take my word for it...Copy !req
45. everything's fine.Copy !req
46. God forbid, if something unexpected
should happen...Copy !req
47. there's always the safety cable.Copy !req
48. That does what?Copy !req
49. Keeps the cab from just—Copy !req
50. Do something!Copy !req
51. Like what?Copy !req
52. This shouldn't be happening!Copy !req
53. Oh, Jesus! Oh, God!Copy !req
54. We're all going to die!Copy !req
55. If you survived Terror Incognita...Copy !req
56. please exit the elevator now.Copy !req
57. From here on, it gets really scary!Copy !req
58. All right, princess.
Now, what were you babbling?Copy !req
59. Congratulations. On a scale of 1 to 10
on the perversity meter, you just hit a 73.Copy !req
60. Why don't we go and celebrate
at some nice, quiet little restaurant?Copy !req
61. Houston, I think we've got a problem.Copy !req
62. Go stir your cauldron
or something for a sec.Copy !req
63. Oh, shit!Copy !req
64. We're going to fall!Copy !req
65. Oh, my God!Copy !req
66. Oh, my God!Copy !req
67. Problem where? Looked good to me.Copy !req
68. Passenger six, he keeps losing his arm.Copy !req
69. Disengage the flailing-limb mechanism.
Make him into a screamer.Copy !req
70. Here, dear, with a suggestion: Forget it.Copy !req
71. Haunted Hill is exactly where
we're having my party this year.Copy !req
72. Now, you'll find the guest list
on your desk when you get back.Copy !req
73. I got your guest list right here, princess.
Shredded.Copy !req
74. I'm going to pull out all the stops.Copy !req
75. Excuse me, the people
from HRS Entertainment are getting antsy.Copy !req
76. Tell them I'm right there.Copy !req
77. Okay! Hi! Stop the car! Get out, please!Copy !req
78. Stop the car and get out.Copy !req
79. Can you stop your car? Stop your car!Copy !req
80. And get out of the car! Please,
sir or ma'am, whoever's in the car, get out!Copy !req
81. Hi! Hello.Copy !req
82. We must walk the rest of the way
because the driveway's out. Let's go.Copy !req
83. Quickly.Copy !req
84. Even quicker.Copy !req
85. Did I say quicker? I think I did.Copy !req
86. I'm sorry. Hi, I'm Watson Pritchett.
I own the house.Copy !req
87. So let's move, if we could.Copy !req
88. So is this dump really haunted?Copy !req
89. It's pretty scary.Copy !req
90. Let's have a good time.Copy !req
91. Hold up. I got one question.Copy !req
92. Why is this Price dude inviting us
to a birthday party?Copy !req
93. I never even heard of him.Copy !req
94. Neither had I until he rented the place.
But now I must get you inside, okay?Copy !req
95. This $1 million each, though...Copy !req
96. That's for real?Copy !req
97. Good question. Don't have a clue.Copy !req
98. Ask Price.Copy !req
99. Is there a reason why
we're not moving forward at all?Copy !req
100. Let me get a light. Then we can all see,
and no one'll trip or anything.Copy !req
101. Come on. Come on. Little piece of shit.Copy !req
102. There. That's better.Copy !req
103. The lights are a nice touch, Pritchett.
Subtle.Copy !req
104. Thanks. Worked hard on it.
Could we move?Copy !req
105. Guess we know where the Prices are.Copy !req
106. Okay, let's go up further.Copy !req
107. Goddamn, this place is scary, yo.Copy !req
108. Where's the party?Copy !req
109. Looks like we're it.Copy !req
110. Me and y'all three?Copy !req
111. Let's boogie.Copy !req
112. Where's our host, the fabulous Mr. Price?Copy !req
113. Fuck him.
What in the name of Christ is that?Copy !req
114. It must be more
of Price's spook-house bogeyman bullshit.Copy !req
115. Actually...Copy !req
116. that's always been there.
Back when this was an asylum...Copy !req
117. Dr. Vannacutt found it inspirational.Copy !req
118. It's from the Middle Ages or something.Copy !req
119. Driving Demons from the Mind.Copy !req
120. Kind of scared me as a kid.Copy !req
121. But...Copy !req
122. doesn't really scare me that much now.Copy !req
123. It's touching.Copy !req
124. - Are you going to come in?
- No, I'm good.Copy !req
125. Mr. Price? Mrs. Price?Copy !req
126. Any...Copy !req
127. Price person?Copy !req
128. I don't think anybody's here, man.Copy !req
129. So maybe it was ghosts.Copy !req
130. I knew this whole place
would be pure gold.Copy !req
131. If I can just get something bizarre enough
on tape...Copy !req
132. I think I can parlay it
into getting myself some sort of a...Copy !req
133. Wackiest Home Videos gig.Copy !req
134. You got your own TV show?Copy !req
135. Had, sweetie. Past tense.Copy !req
136. Currently looking for the right angle
to either earn or fuck my way back in.Copy !req
137. Looks like someone's trailer park
is showing.Copy !req
138. I wouldn't worry.
I'm sure by the end of the night...Copy !req
139. we'll be hacked into pieces
by something or...Copy !req
140. somebody.Copy !req
141. Who the fuck are all of you?Copy !req
142. Oh, shit.Copy !req
143. I thought you were dead.Copy !req
144. Not even fucking close.Copy !req
145. Get off of me, you pervert.Copy !req
146. Congratulations.Copy !req
147. I don't think Evelyn's said those words
to anything with testicles.Copy !req
148. Ever.Copy !req
149. Very funny, Steven.Copy !req
150. Have you?Copy !req
151. I think you're taking this awfully well
for a woman who was just nearly killed.Copy !req
152. Well, I guess you'll just have
to try harder next time.Copy !req
153. That is, if you can get it up.Copy !req
154. Not me, tulip.Copy !req
155. The house.Copy !req
156. I think it's marked you to be the first
to die this evening.Copy !req
157. Isn't that how the story goes,
Mr. Pritchett?Copy !req
158. You could say that. Sure.Copy !req
159. Isn't that how both your father
and grandfather met their demise?Copy !req
160. Well, my grandfather did build the place...Copy !req
161. but he actually died
in his sleep in Miami.Copy !req
162. My father was killed here.Copy !req
163. But that was during a construction
accident while he was restoring interiors.Copy !req
164. But I'm fine and...Copy !req
165. I'm still alive, and I feel good...Copy !req
166. and I'd love to get paid now.Copy !req
167. And on that mercenary note,
let the games begin.Copy !req
168. Call me clairvoyant,
but haven't they already?Copy !req
169. Finding that out is just one
of tonight's many amusements.Copy !req
170. Sure is a funky old house, ain't it?Copy !req
171. I gave you a guest list two pages long.
Where the hell are they?Copy !req
172. Shredded. Sorry.
Decided to whip up one of my own.Copy !req
173. A group so hungry for money
they'd be willing to do anything.Copy !req
174. I thought you'd be more comfortable
with your peers.Copy !req
175. How stupid of me not to expect something
this twisted from you.Copy !req
176. "Congratu-fucking-lations." Round one...Copy !req
177. you win.Copy !req
178. Not quite. See, those people down there...Copy !req
179. they're not the ones I invited.Copy !req
180. - Then who are they?
- You tell me.Copy !req
181. I don't know how you managed
to hack into my computer, but...Copy !req
182. bravo!Copy !req
183. Come on. You think I'd invite
that bunch of social rejects?Copy !req
184. Sure know it wasn't me,
and if it wasn't you...Copy !req
185. then who the hell did? Ghosts?Copy !req
186. Ooh, spooky.Copy !req
187. If you really loved me, you'd find a way
to drop dead in the next three seconds.Copy !req
188. Finding ways for me to die
is really your deal, isn't it, Evelyn?Copy !req
189. Let's not forget the O.J. knife
with the not quite retractable blade.Copy !req
190. Your "Jim Jones Kool Aid"
that was exactly that.Copy !req
191. Accidents. All accidents
until proven otherwise.Copy !req
192. I'd be so happy
if that were really true, Evelyn.Copy !req
193. And positively goddamned delirious...Copy !req
194. if you weren't fucking every living thing
in our area code.Copy !req
195. Which part of that fantasy
turns you on the most?Copy !req
196. Me with other men, or just the other men?Copy !req
197. Everything you do gets me hot,
just not in the sexual sense.Copy !req
198. You're hurting me.Copy !req
199. I know.Copy !req
200. Well, there's the simple country gal
I married.Copy !req
201. Let's go down and greet your guests.
Show them the real you.Copy !req
202. Corny as Kansas on the Fourth of July.Copy !req
203. My guests were shredded.
It's your sick little scene now.Copy !req
204. Enjoy.Copy !req
205. I'm going to run scalding water
on the place you just touched me...Copy !req
206. and then I'm calling a cab.Copy !req
207. Mr. Price?Copy !req
208. I think I've done a great job
of getting your guests here...Copy !req
209. and I think I deserve my money now!Copy !req
210. Right here, Mr. Pritchett.Copy !req
211. All right, Mr. Pritchett,
just let me sign the damn thing.Copy !req
212. Just for the record,
what are the rest of your names?Copy !req
213. Donald W. Blackburn, MD.Copy !req
214. Melissa Margaret Marr. Celebrity.Copy !req
215. Eddie Baker. Pro...Copy !req
216. Former pro baseball player.Copy !req
217. And you, young lady?Copy !req
218. Jennifer Jenzen, Executive VP,
Lathrup lnternational Pictures.Copy !req
219. Let's have a word, sugarpuss.Copy !req
220. I think we ought to have several.Copy !req
221. This take a moment. You'll find food
and booze in the main salon.Copy !req
222. Knock yourselves out.Copy !req
223. As well as five other bona fide bank drafts
for $1 million each.Copy !req
224. Made out to cash.Copy !req
225. That's what I'm talking about.
And we get paid this money when, sir?Copy !req
226. The second the sun hits tomorrow morning
assuming you've stayed the entire night.Copy !req
227. And you're still alive, of course.Copy !req
228. What are you talking about?Copy !req
229. Sorry. Detail I guess I forgot to mention.Copy !req
230. You die, you lose.Copy !req
231. Your check gets divided up
by those still amongst the living.Copy !req
232. But look at the bright side. If there's
only one of you still upright at dawn...Copy !req
233. you leave here with $5 million
in your pocket.Copy !req
234. This is crazy.Copy !req
235. Yes. But hey...Copy !req
236. Anybody who's not comfortable
with the rules, you're free to walk.Copy !req
237. Seven digits poorer, goes without saying.Copy !req
238. I'm ready. I'll walk. Now.Copy !req
239. Very good.Copy !req
240. Well, I think I can say
with complete honesty...Copy !req
241. I've never heard of any of you.Copy !req
242. Great, then why are we here?Copy !req
243. How did you make the guest list?
Throw darts at a phone book?Copy !req
244. I'm sure the unexplainable
will explain herself before too long.Copy !req
245. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
246. That's it! Sorry to interrupt here.
Goddamn it!Copy !req
247. You give me my goddamn check,
right now!Copy !req
248. Because I want it! So you give it!Copy !req
249. Now!Copy !req
250. I'm serious!Copy !req
251. I'm sorry, Pritchett.Copy !req
252. Here you go.Copy !req
253. - You'll miss the bash of a lifetime.
- My loss.Copy !req
254. Even if I give you a million?Copy !req
255. I wouldn't know what to do with it all.
Thank you.Copy !req
256. I think I got to go now.Copy !req
257. Interesting.Copy !req
258. Fuck!Copy !req
259. Now that's "enter-fucking-tainment"!Copy !req
260. This ain't moving, man.Copy !req
261. Is this your idea of a joke?Copy !req
262. Pritchett's not laughing.Copy !req
263. Open! Open!
Open, you stupid, asshole bitch!Copy !req
264. What's going on?Copy !req
265. What's going on?Copy !req
266. Doctor.Copy !req
267. - What happened here?
- Lockdown.Copy !req
268. What is that?Copy !req
269. A machine from the old asylum.
It seals everything shut.Copy !req
270. It's how they burned to death in '31.
Dr. Vannacutt threw the switch.Copy !req
271. If he was going to die,
they were all going to die.Copy !req
272. Well, no wonder they're still pissed off.Copy !req
273. Let's go to the other room
and I'll take care of your hands.Copy !req
274. The only survivors were five
of the sadists on Vannacutt's staff.Copy !req
275. Why hasn't that machine been disabled?Copy !req
276. It was on my dad's to-do list,
but the house did him first.Copy !req
277. You said that was an accident.Copy !req
278. I lied. The house is alive.
We're all going to die.Copy !req
279. Why doesn't one of us call out for help?Copy !req
280. There aren't any working phones
in the house.Copy !req
281. I've got my cell phone.Copy !req
282. That won't do any good.Copy !req
283. It's the metal plates.Copy !req
284. It's not the plates.Copy !req
285. It's the house!
Why is no one listening to me?Copy !req
286. Did you just turn deaf all of a sudden?Copy !req
287. It's alive! We're not going anywhere!
That's it!Copy !req
288. So we're stuck here forever?Copy !req
289. No, a cleaning crew's supposed to come
at 9:30 in the morning, Jesus!Copy !req
290. So we'll just stay here till morning.Copy !req
291. Yes, I'm sure we'll be mutilated
beyond recognition by then.Copy !req
292. Why do I feel this is a sick joke to scare us
out of our wits and a lot of money?Copy !req
293. You got that right.Copy !req
294. Take a bow, you sick fuck.Copy !req
295. You've outdone yourself tonight.Copy !req
296. Scared the shit out of even me.Copy !req
297. You've had your fun. Open this place up.Copy !req
298. Asking the wrong guy.
Wasn't me who closed it.Copy !req
299. Sure it wasn't. Anybody else here make a
living with thrills and chills for the kids?Copy !req
300. Don't all raise your hands at once.Copy !req
301. You're that Steven Price?
As in Price Amusement Parks?Copy !req
302. Bravo.Copy !req
303. This lockdown thing, there's got to be
a main control room in this place, right?Copy !req
304. In the basement,
but you won't want to go there.Copy !req
305. No, you don't want to go down there.Copy !req
306. We will both go down there
and try to put a reverse on this thing.Copy !req
307. You're not going to want to go down there.
It's a maze.Copy !req
308. Then that leaves you with two options.Copy !req
309. Either show me where
and maybe we get out of here...Copy !req
310. or it's spend the night, sleep tight.Copy !req
311. Fine.Copy !req
312. A word of advice, kitten.Copy !req
313. God knows what kind of freak-outs
Steven's got set to spring in here.Copy !req
314. If I were you,
I'd bring something to protect myself with.Copy !req
315. Baby, don't you think now's the time
to break out your party favors?Copy !req
316. What are you talking about?Copy !req
317. Same exact setup you used back in '94
for the Son of Sam hunt.Copy !req
318. Hilarious. Firearms this time.Copy !req
319. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
320. The clip's been welded shut.Copy !req
321. On all of them, probably.Copy !req
322. So how's a girl to know
if these things are loaded, puff?Copy !req
323. Only one way I can think of.Copy !req
324. No.Copy !req
325. I think I'll let the virgin have first crack.Copy !req
326. - I don't want a goddamn gun!
- I'll take it. Shit.Copy !req
327. - Let's just go.
- I'll meet you all down there.Copy !req
328. And where are we off to, Mr. Price?Copy !req
329. Checking the wiring
on the animatronic mummies?Copy !req
330. Just taking a leak if it's okay with you.Copy !req
331. - Careful.
- I got to say...Copy !req
332. coming down here's a really good idea.Copy !req
333. I know I'm having a great time.Copy !req
334. Yes, well, you're not helping matters much.Copy !req
335. Smells fantastic.Copy !req
336. Ain't you handy to have around.Copy !req
337. I love how nothing works.Copy !req
338. Let me get you some light.Copy !req
339. These things.Copy !req
340. I knew I should have kept my ass at home.Copy !req
341. - Damn.
- You're pretty handy yourself.Copy !req
342. Take us where this thing's at.Copy !req
343. - Come on, man.
- All right. Thank you. Got it.Copy !req
344. Hey, Schecter!Copy !req
345. Give me a few seconds notice
before you pull a stunt like that.Copy !req
346. The lockdown thing?Copy !req
347. - Impressive! Scared all the right people—
- It wasn't me.Copy !req
348. What do you mean?Copy !req
349. I was just sitting here and it happened.
I had nothing to do with it.Copy !req
350. Then who did?Copy !req
351. No idea. Maybe it was just
the thing's time to finally fall apart.Copy !req
352. Somehow, I don't know how...Copy !req
353. she did it.Copy !req
354. You should really open up this place
to the public, Pritchett.Copy !req
355. A spa for people without enough stress
in their lives.Copy !req
356. That's funny. Sharp.Copy !req
357. I'm the one who didn't want
to come down here, remember?Copy !req
358. There haven't been any changes
to this part of the house...Copy !req
359. since, I don't know, 1931.Copy !req
360. Is that a fact, Mr. Pritchett?Copy !req
361. Sorry.Copy !req
362. That's a good way
to get your head blown off.Copy !req
363. I'll recommend it to Evelyn.Copy !req
364. What's in there?Copy !req
365. Someone went to a lot of trouble
trying to seal that up.Copy !req
366. I don't know. I've never been in there.Copy !req
367. But it's not the way out.Copy !req
368. Let's go down here and take a right.Copy !req
369. This is electroshock therapy.Copy !req
370. There's several of these rooms
hooked together.Copy !req
371. Dr. Vannacutt liked to zap his patients
in multiples of 18.Copy !req
372. More energy efficient, I guess.Copy !req
373. Isn't that pleasant.Copy !req
374. How about we go?Copy !req
375. Great.Copy !req
376. Oh, shit.Copy !req
377. Guess we should have made a left.Copy !req
378. What is this?Copy !req
379. This is the saturation chamber.Copy !req
380. What's a saturation chamber?Copy !req
381. It's Vannacutt's treatment
for schizophrenia.Copy !req
382. What would drive a sane man mad
would drive a mad man sane.Copy !req
383. Something like that.
I don't know. Whatever.Copy !req
384. It's supposed to bombard them
with images and weird noises...Copy !req
385. and scare them back to normal.Copy !req
386. Lot of fun.Copy !req
387. Did it work?Copy !req
388. I don't know.Copy !req
389. Did it work?Copy !req
390. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
391. Guys?Copy !req
392. I do not want to be lost down here.Copy !req
393. This is not cool.Copy !req
394. Let me try something.Copy !req
395. Can you get me up?Copy !req
396. Here, watch out.Copy !req
397. Hey, pal...Copy !req
398. that wasn't code for...Copy !req
399. For what?Copy !req
400. Could you just shine the light here?Copy !req
401. Absolutely.Copy !req
402. All right.Copy !req
403. What are you looking for?Copy !req
404. This whole place can't be wired
to just one circuit.Copy !req
405. Careful.Copy !req
406. Better than nothing.Copy !req
407. Not bad.Copy !req
408. Down, big guy.Copy !req
409. Thanks.Copy !req
410. That was the most fun I've had all day.Copy !req
411. You need to get out more.Copy !req
412. So who are you...Copy !req
413. really?Copy !req
414. What? You mean like deep down inside?Copy !req
415. We can start with the name
you were given at birth, take it from there.Copy !req
416. I told you already.
Jennifer Jenzen, Executive VP—Copy !req
417. You're lying. And I don't think so.Copy !req
418. Why not?Copy !req
419. I've never met an executive
who could tie their shoes...Copy !req
420. much less rewire an entire building.Copy !req
421. - Well, there's always exceptions.
- No.Copy !req
422. What's the truth?Copy !req
423. The truth is, if we keep taking rights,
we'll end up where we started.Copy !req
424. We'll be out of here in a while and go
our separate ways a $1 million richer.Copy !req
425. So what does it matter
who I am or who I'm not?Copy !req
426. Okay, so let's say, hypothetically,
I'm not exactly who I said I was.Copy !req
427. So you're right, you're a genius.Copy !req
428. I don't know anyone that could've seen
through me like that.Copy !req
429. Look...Copy !req
430. my real name is Sara,
and I'm an assistant.Copy !req
431. Was, anyway, to the real Jennifer bitch
that was invited here.Copy !req
432. And now you know. And I'm begging
that you don't tell anyone...Copy !req
433. because I'm out of a job and could use
even a tenth of that money.Copy !req
434. You know, if this is your idea of funny,
think again.Copy !req
435. In fact, you're really
starting to piss me off.Copy !req
436. Eddie, wait!Copy !req
437. For a second I actually thought
that you were a decent guy.Copy !req
438. What is your problem?Copy !req
439. Okay, you win.Copy !req
440. You've successfully creeped me out.Copy !req
441. What are you doing?Copy !req
442. Come on!Copy !req
443. Take my hand!Copy !req
444. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
445. Well, lookie.
Looks like the games have begun.Copy !req
446. - Where's Price?
- What happened to you?Copy !req
447. Are you all right?Copy !req
448. No, I am so fucking far
from all right it's not even funny.Copy !req
449. Someone or something just tried
to drown me in a tank of blood.Copy !req
450. Let me give you a hint.Copy !req
451. His initials are S.P.Copy !req
452. All right. S.P.Copy !req
453. As in "sorry, petunia."Copy !req
454. I was with Pritchett,
looking for the master control.Copy !req
455. It doesn't seem to exist.Copy !req
456. Look at this.Copy !req
457. What is this?Copy !req
458. That? What just happened to you?
That's nothing.Copy !req
459. Wait'll somebody lets out the darkness
in this place.Copy !req
460. That's a whole new bunch of crazy shit.
You'll hate that shit.Copy !req
461. What is this darkness?Copy !req
462. It! The thing! The evil!Copy !req
463. The thing that's the rotten core
at the bottom of this place!Copy !req
464. The thing that's going to kill us all!
Death by corrosion. That thing!Copy !req
465. - Are you under the care of a physician?
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
466. Well...Copy !req
467. either we spend the night
and collect our money...Copy !req
468. or we try to find a way out of here.Copy !req
469. Either way,
I think we should all stick together.Copy !req
470. But maybe that's not going to fit in
with your plans, baby.Copy !req
471. You know me. The more, the merrier.Copy !req
472. I guess somebody better go find
the old game-show hostess.Copy !req
473. Where is she?Copy !req
474. This is great.Copy !req
475. I guess Melissa found
what she was looking for.Copy !req
476. Jesus. She's dead.Copy !req
477. She was cute too.Copy !req
478. God, I'd love to get laid before I died.Copy !req
479. How you doing tonight?Copy !req
480. Yes, I'm all right.Copy !req
481. Is she all right?Copy !req
482. I don't know.Copy !req
483. What the hell is this?Copy !req
484. It seems to just stop here.Copy !req
485. Shit, she's got to be somewhere...Copy !req
486. because she couldn't have
just disappeared into thin air.Copy !req
487. Not air.Copy !req
488. Into the house.Copy !req
489. There's got to be a way out of this house.Copy !req
490. Some way.Copy !req
491. What?Copy !req
492. I'm talking to you!Copy !req
493. - What is your deal? That wasn't nice.
- Easy! Easy!Copy !req
494. If everyone's going to scream at
each other, do it in another room.Copy !req
495. Watch it!Copy !req
496. I'm about to figure out exactly what,
or who, Melissa was taping.Copy !req
497. Then where will we be?Copy !req
498. Out of scotch, thanks to you, ass!Copy !req
499. I think I got something.Copy !req
500. Bravo.Copy !req
501. I know it's not good manners
to ask the magician how he did it...Copy !req
502. but inquiring minds
are desperate to know.Copy !req
503. Just what did really happen
to little Miss Marr?Copy !req
504. Asking the wrong person.Copy !req
505. I mean, did she stage it all for you
and then go hide?Copy !req
506. Or did you just flat
out kill the little bitch?Copy !req
507. I pose you the same question.Copy !req
508. Who's next on your list?Copy !req
509. If I had one, Evelyn, whom do you think?Copy !req
510. For God sakes, we all know that
knocking me off is the bottom line here.Copy !req
511. You know I'm not going
to make it easy for you.Copy !req
512. You think that's going to do the trick,
do you, tulip?Copy !req
513. I would never give you a loaded gun.Copy !req
514. Jesus!Copy !req
515. Funky old house, ain't it?Copy !req
516. Friends, your hostess is now going
to retire for what's left of the night.Copy !req
517. If you need me,
I'll be upstairs in the bedroom.Copy !req
518. And if anyone so much
as peeks in the keyhole...Copy !req
519. I'm going to empty this thing
into their fucking head.Copy !req
520. Come on.Copy !req
521. I loaded them with blanks.Copy !req
522. And even if I were going
to murder my wife...Copy !req
523. I don't think I'd do it in a locked house
with quite so many witnesses.Copy !req
524. Take this.Copy !req
525. What good is a million dollars
if you're dead?Copy !req
526. Let's find a way to get out of here.Copy !req
527. I'm going to try to find Ms. Marr.Copy !req
528. I'm going to go find me something to drink.Copy !req
529. How is she pulling this off?Copy !req
530. Ms. Marr?Copy !req
531. You son of a bitch, I know you're here.Copy !req
532. What is happening?Copy !req
533. Electroshock!Copy !req
534. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
535. God, no!Copy !req
536. Don't touch her!Copy !req
537. Well, turn it off!Copy !req
538. For God's sake, somebody do something!Copy !req
539. Somebody turn the damn thing off!Copy !req
540. Somebody! Do something!Copy !req
541. Turn it off!Copy !req
542. There's got to be a switch or something!Copy !req
543. Open this fucking door!Copy !req
544. - You sure this thing will hold him?
- It won't be a problem.Copy !req
545. Come on.Copy !req
546. You going to make sure
he doesn't get out?Copy !req
547. I'll stay and keep an eye on him.Copy !req
548. You'll be okay by yourself?Copy !req
549. I hope.Copy !req
550. I have to tell you, I'm just a little
bit uncomfortable with this.Copy !req
551. I'm sure you are.Copy !req
552. Put that away.Copy !req
553. Put the gun down, Mr. Price.Copy !req
554. Back up, honey.Copy !req
555. There's a one in four chance it's you.Copy !req
556. Put the gun down!Copy !req
557. Let's see who blinks first.Copy !req
558. What do we do with him?Copy !req
559. Is it too complicated for you?
Let me spell it out for you then, kids.Copy !req
560. A: Evelyn sure as hell didn't kill herself.Copy !req
561. B: I know I didn't do it.
Which just leaves us with C.Copy !req
562. One of you motherfuckers
murdered my wife!Copy !req
563. You're talking crazy, Price.Copy !req
564. Who'll tell me about the strange guy
with the mustache and the lab coat...Copy !req
565. who I've been chasing
all over this goddamn house?Copy !req
566. Vannacutt.Copy !req
567. Jesus.Copy !req
568. Some little shit...Copy !req
569. working for one of you,
hoping to pocket several million bucks.Copy !req
570. Now I want some answers.Copy !req
571. I'm sorry.Copy !req
572. She's not dead.
We must get her heart pumping again.Copy !req
573. It's too late.Copy !req
574. Baby, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
575. I swear to God, it's this house.Copy !req
576. Fuck the house!Copy !req
577. It wasn't the house!Copy !req
578. It wasn't goddamn ghosts!Copy !req
579. This is, plain and simple,
good old-fashioned homicide.Copy !req
580. Anything?Copy !req
581. Open this fucking door!Copy !req
582. How about this?Copy !req
583. Better?Copy !req
584. Great party!Copy !req
585. I got to go!Copy !req
586. Blackburn!Copy !req
587. Wrong way. I think we should
have taken a right back there.Copy !req
588. Back where?Copy !req
589. Damn it. Good point.Copy !req
590. Let's just try down here.Copy !req
591. Yo, Sara, look.Copy !req
592. Vannacutt's office.Copy !req
593. You've been sick, Mr. Price.Copy !req
594. And what do you think, Dr. Vannacutt?Copy !req
595. Look here.Copy !req
596. What do you got?Copy !req
597. Class of 1931.Copy !req
598. That's a cheery-looking bunch.Copy !req
599. Better living through electricity.Copy !req
600. I think—Copy !req
601. Oh, my God!Copy !req
602. I know how the guest list was made.Copy !req
603. Look at these names.Copy !req
604. "Head nurse, Ruthe Ann Stockard.Copy !req
605. "Electroshock, Adolphus Jenzen.Copy !req
606. "Franklin Baker.Copy !req
607. "Thomas Steven Price. Jasper Marr."Copy !req
608. - They're all here!
- Who? I'm missing something.Copy !req
609. Everyone that was invited...Copy !req
610. is related to one of the staff
that was here when the place burnt.Copy !req
611. There was five of us.Copy !req
612. Five that didn't die.Copy !req
613. Booga-booga.Copy !req
614. What are you saying?Copy !req
615. Price didn't make the list.Copy !req
616. The house did.Copy !req
617. Because she's a vengeful, stupid whore!Copy !req
618. How's the house going
to send out invitations?Copy !req
619. There's a lot of energy in here.Copy !req
620. It likes to travel through light beams...Copy !req
621. sound waves...Copy !req
622. electricity, whatever.Copy !req
623. A phone line?Copy !req
624. Sure, now that we're in The Twilight Zone.Copy !req
625. Into an on-line computer?
Through the Internet?Copy !req
626. No, stop. Wait. This is crazy.Copy !req
627. You don't...Copy !req
628. get it, do you?Copy !req
629. This house is pissed.Copy !req
630. It has no morals.Copy !req
631. Because it's a fucking house!Copy !req
632. This is insane.Copy !req
633. - Calm down.
- All right, I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
634. Wait.Copy !req
635. How come Blackburn's name's not on here?Copy !req
636. The late Mrs. Steven Price. Tragic.Copy !req
637. Tortured.Copy !req
638. Lovely.Copy !req
639. And suddenly very cooperative Mrs. Price.Copy !req
640. Cool.Copy !req
641. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
642. Easy. Easy. Lie back. Be still.Copy !req
643. Last thing we need is for you
to have a real heart attack.Copy !req
644. You're the doctor, kid.Copy !req
645. I guess that atropine crap worked.Copy !req
646. Yes. Convinced all those
that needed convincing.Copy !req
647. You are officially one dead lady.Copy !req
648. Trust me, I've been dead for years.Copy !req
649. Speaking of which, what's Steven's status?Copy !req
650. Well, he's still alive...Copy !req
651. but it's just a question of moments.Copy !req
652. And then your miraculous resurrection.Copy !req
653. No, Officer, I'm very much alive.Copy !req
654. Just a little joke to beat my husband
at his own clever game.Copy !req
655. I'm sorry, ma'am, your husband's dead.Copy !req
656. What do you mean, he's dead?
Oh, no, it's all my fault.Copy !req
657. I may as well have killed him myself.Copy !req
658. No, not at all.
We have all these witnesses that saw...Copy !req
659. Well, fill in the blank,
whoever it'll be that shoots him.Copy !req
660. I don't know. Puff Eddie?Copy !req
661. This could be a big surprise. I think
the Jenzen girl. She's got the right stuff.Copy !req
662. Did you ever find out what happened
to that little TV reporter?Copy !req
663. No, we never found her.Copy !req
664. So we don't even know
if the bitch is dead or alive.Copy !req
665. Price must've killed her.
There's no other explanation.Copy !req
666. There's plenty! For all we know
Steven's got her spying on us right now!Copy !req
667. Bullshit.Copy !req
668. God, this whole fucking thing's
falling apart.Copy !req
669. It's not, baby, it's not.Copy !req
670. Somebody'll pull the trigger.Copy !req
671. But nobody has yet, Donald.Copy !req
672. They're not at the breaking point.Copy !req
673. They must believe their lives are in danger!Copy !req
674. They have your death at his hands.
How much more do they need?Copy !req
675. But they didn't see it happen.Copy !req
676. They still have their doubts.
They're confused.Copy !req
677. What we need...Copy !req
678. is another body...Copy !req
679. and Steven's bloody hands
right next to it.Copy !req
680. How the hell are we going to do that?Copy !req
681. This may sound a little crazy,
but hear me out.Copy !req
682. Oh, shit.Copy !req
683. Shit.Copy !req
684. - Where is he?
- He's got to still be down here.Copy !req
685. - He's dead! We're all going to be dead!
- Stop saying that!Copy !req
686. Pritchett, shut the fuck up!Copy !req
687. I just wanted to ask you a question.Copy !req
688. - Price is behind this.
- How? He's still locked up.Copy !req
689. Let's go see.Copy !req
690. It's Blackburn.Copy !req
691. Oh, my God.Copy !req
692. Shit!Copy !req
693. This is all I could find.Copy !req
694. This here.Copy !req
695. Well, it's going to have to do.Copy !req
696. Are you coming, or waiting for Blackburn?Copy !req
697. Blackburn's dead.Copy !req
698. Excuse me?Copy !req
699. He would've been back by now.Copy !req
700. He's dead.Copy !req
701. You murderer.Copy !req
702. Melissa?Copy !req
703. It's Sara.Copy !req
704. Help me.Copy !req
705. - Somebody!
- I'll help you.Copy !req
706. Just keep talking.Copy !req
707. It's okay.Copy !req
708. I woke up on the floor.Copy !req
709. Blackburn...Copy !req
710. Stay the fuck back!Copy !req
711. I don't know what happened!Copy !req
712. I do.Copy !req
713. Please, tell me. Help me.Copy !req
714. I don't think so!Copy !req
715. You got to help me.Copy !req
716. Not even for $1 million, Mr. Price.Copy !req
717. Help me.Copy !req
718. Help me.Copy !req
719. Oh, shit!Copy !req
720. Grab her gun.Copy !req
721. Damn, she emptied it. I got this.Copy !req
722. I got this, baby girl. Let go.Copy !req
723. There we go.Copy !req
724. I'll put this right here.Copy !req
725. Okay? Look, it's cool.Copy !req
726. It's me. Okay, it's me.Copy !req
727. Look.Copy !req
728. Poor Mr. Price.Copy !req
729. Fuck Mr. Price.Copy !req
730. Come on, baby girl. I got you.Copy !req
731. - Come on, it's cool.
- Let's get the hell out of here.Copy !req
732. I got you.Copy !req
733. Okay, don't look. Keep going. Up we go.Copy !req
734. Up we go, baby girl.Copy !req
735. Almost there. You just get upstairs.Copy !req
736. All right, easy. Don't look.Copy !req
737. You poor clueless old geek.Copy !req
738. All it would've taken
was a simple divorce...Copy !req
739. and ripping our prenup to teeny,
itsy-bitsy little pieces.Copy !req
740. But no matter how it ended...Copy !req
741. please just know one thing:Copy !req
742. From the first moment I set eyes on you...Copy !req
743. I have always, always loved...Copy !req
744. your money.Copy !req
745. On the other hand, just the sight of you
has always made me want to puke.Copy !req
746. Is that a fact, princess?Copy !req
747. Maybe you could have saved us all
a great deal of time...Copy !req
748. not to mention money,
if you just let me in on it years ago.Copy !req
749. Help!Copy !req
750. You must be kidding!Copy !req
751. I'm Steven goddamn Price!Copy !req
752. Every place you've gone,
every person you've seen...Copy !req
753. every word you and Blackburn
ever said to each other, bugged...Copy !req
754. taped, seen and heard
by me as it happened!Copy !req
755. - Sweetie?
- Anything, angel!Copy !req
756. Just speak it!Copy !req
757. What are you going to do?Copy !req
758. Just what you wanted everyone here
to believe in the first place!Copy !req
759. I'm going to murder you, Evelyn,
with the greatest of pleasure!Copy !req
760. Witnesses.Copy !req
761. They know you're already dead, Evelyn!Copy !req
762. Happy birthday, baby!Copy !req
763. Get up.Copy !req
764. Are you doing this?Copy !req
765. No.Copy !req
766. Get up!Copy !req
767. Now!Copy !req
768. Oh, Ms. Marr.Copy !req
769. Steven, I want you.Copy !req
770. I've always wanted you.Copy !req
771. We all do.Copy !req
772. They're all here.Copy !req
773. Everyone who's died.Copy !req
774. Everyone who's responsible.Copy !req
775. It's your turn.Copy !req
776. One, two, three.Copy !req
777. Open the door!Copy !req
778. - Somebody open the door!
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
779. It's Price.Copy !req
780. Open the goddamn door!Copy !req
781. Price is dead.Copy !req
782. Open the goddamn door!Copy !req
783. Open the goddamn door!Copy !req
784. Go!Copy !req
785. Run!Copy !req
786. Come on!Copy !req
787. What was that?Copy !req
788. It can't be! You're dead!Copy !req
789. Pritchett was right. The house is alive.Copy !req
790. There's got to be something.
Pulleys or something.Copy !req
791. The attic!Copy !req
792. Come on!Copy !req
793. Let's get to the attic!Copy !req
794. Hurry!Copy !req
795. Come on!Copy !req
796. Terrific!Copy !req
797. Fuck!Copy !req
798. So much for a Ph.D. in engineering.Copy !req
799. I found a way out!Copy !req
800. Where?Copy !req
801. Up here!Copy !req
802. Hurry! There is something
of a time issue here.Copy !req
803. Come on!Copy !req
804. Where are you going?Copy !req
805. You have to stay for my show.Copy !req
806. Oh, God!Copy !req
807. There's light! Stay here, I'm going
to go and see if we can get out this way.Copy !req
808. Oh, shit.Copy !req
809. Go!Copy !req
810. Help me, Eddie!Copy !req
811. The doctor is in.Copy !req
812. No one gets out of here alive.Copy !req
813. Not me. Not you.Copy !req
814. Next patient.Copy !req
815. Ah, Mr. Baker.Copy !req
816. It's time to take your rightful place
with the others.Copy !req
817. I had nothing to do with this!Copy !req
818. I was adopted!Copy !req
819. Oh, God.Copy !req
820. What is this?Copy !req
821. What is it?Copy !req
822. Oh, my God.Copy !req
823. That was one kick-ass party.Copy !req
824. Okay, one more thing:
how do we get down from here?Copy !req