1. Budapest.Copy !req
2. The next stop's Budapest.Copy !req
3. Budapest is the next stop.Copy !req
4. Budapest.Copy !req
5. Tickets, ladies.Copy !req
6. Oop, here you go.Copy !req
7. - Here's mine.
- And mine.Copy !req
8. - Mine, too!
- Here you go!Copy !req
9. Thank you, young man.Copy !req
10. Man, I hate wearing disguises.Copy !req
11. These heels are killing me.Copy !req
12. Okay, take it down a notch.Copy !req
13. We don't want to alarm the humans.Copy !req
14. Psst. Drac.Copy !req
15. I'm about to und freak out!Copy !req
16. You're a nice kitty.Copy !req
17. I'm und kitty-cat.Copy !req
18. Meow. Meow!Copy !req
19. Oh, no, not this clown again.Copy !req
20. Good evening, travelers.Copy !req
21. I am Professor Abraham Van Helsing.Copy !req
22. Yes. One of the Van Helsings.Copy !req
23. For centuries, my family
has protected humanityCopy !req
24. from the evils of monsters.Copy !req
25. So you can believe me when I tell you,
there are monsters hiding amongst you!Copy !req
26. But fear not,Copy !req
27. for I am a professional,
and I know how to flush outCopy !req
28. these beasts
and bring them into the light!Copy !req
29. Fire bad!Copy !req
30. Whoa!Copy !req
31. Sorry, guys.Copy !req
32. Finally! First I kill Dracula,Copy !req
33. and then the rest of the monsters!Copy !req
34. Why do you keep doing this?Copy !req
35. Your dad, your grandfather,
your great-great-granny...Copy !req
36. I defeated them all.Copy !req
37. When will you Van Helsings ever
learn to let go of the hate?Copy !req
38. Never! Because you, monster, are a...Copy !req
39. Eh, squeak, squeak.Copy !req
40. What? A mouse?Copy !req
41. Ahhh!Copy !req
42. You can't run from me,
Prince of Darkness!Copy !req
43. I will hunt you for all eternity!Copy !req
44. I swear I will never rest
until I destroy you...Copy !req
45. And...Copy !req
46. Every...Copy !req
47. Other...Copy !req
48. Monster... Ow!Copy !req
49. If it's the last thing...Copy !req
50. I...Copy !req
51. Ever...Copy !req
52. Do!Copy !req
53. Boy, that guy is annoying.Copy !req
54. Maybe one day there will be a placeCopy !req
55. where monsters can go
to get away from it all,Copy !req
56. take a vacation.Copy !req
57. Who knows, maybe even get married.Copy !req
58. Wouldn't that be something?Copy !req
59. Hmm?Copy !req
60. It's okay.Copy !req
61. Oh, when is this thing starting?Copy !req
62. Aw, you made them cry, Wayne.Copy !req
63. All except this little one.
Coochie-coochie...Copy !req
64. That's Sunny. She doesn't cry.Copy !req
65. She bites.Copy !req
66. This is a very special moment, Carl.Copy !req
67. Any second, your beautiful bride
is going to walk right down the aisle.Copy !req
68. Oh, no, Drac, she's not coming.Copy !req
69. Oh, don't worry.Copy !req
70. Mavis is with her.
I'm sure everything is under control.Copy !req
71. Mavey, is everything under control?Copy !req
72. Um, yep, just a slight case
of pre-wedding jitters.Copy !req
73. Ahhh!Copy !req
74. Yep, everything is fine here.Copy !req
75. Please try to relax, Lucy.Copy !req
76. I've taken care of everything.Copy !req
77. The wedding is going to be perfect.Copy !req
78. It's not that.Copy !req
79. Just, how do I know
I'm doing the right thing?Copy !req
80. I know just how you feel.Copy !req
81. The day I married Johnny was
the best day of my life,Copy !req
82. but I was so nervous.Copy !req
83. Not as nervous as I was.Copy !req
84. And you should have seen my dad.
He was a mess.Copy !req
85. I wouldn't get out
of my coffin that night.Copy !req
86. But he knew it was meant to be.Copy !req
87. It doesn't matter where you come from
or how different you are.Copy !req
88. A Zing only happens once in your life,
and you have to cherish it.Copy !req
89. Aw.Copy !req
90. You're right! Thank you!Copy !req
91. Okay. All right. Okay.Copy !req
92. Oh. Uh... Okay.Copy !req
93. I do.Copy !req
94. I do.Copy !req
95. Do you hear that?Copy !req
96. Yes. I thought
we locked him in his room.Copy !req
97. We did!Copy !req
98. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
99. Hi, Mom. Hi, Papa.Copy !req
100. - Dennis!
- Dennis!Copy !req
101. Tinkles was crying, so we let him out.Copy !req
102. Ahhh!Copy !req
103. Tinkles, sit!Copy !req
104. Ah. Whose idea was it
to let Dennis have a puppy?Copy !req
105. Um... Yours?Copy !req
106. Right.Copy !req
107. Poor Tinkles.Copy !req
108. Dennis...Copy !req
109. Look, honey, I know you love Tinkles,Copy !req
110. but we're not allowed
to bring our dogs...Copy !req
111. Uh... I mean, our pets everywhere.Copy !req
112. Okay?Copy !req
113. Okay.Copy !req
114. - I'm in love
- I'm in love with a monsterCopy !req
115. DJ Jazzy Johnny in the house.Copy !req
116. It's time to welcome the happy couple,
Mr. and Mrs. Prickles!Copy !req
117. Aw!Copy !req
118. The bride and groom
invite everyoneCopy !req
119. to join them on the dance floor.Copy !req
120. Always and foreverCopy !req
121. Care to dance?Copy !req
122. Each moment with youCopy !req
123. - Is that her?
- Ooh! Watch out now.Copy !req
124. She got stitches
in all the right places.Copy !req
125. Okay, there's no way that
is related to you, Frank.Copy !req
126. No, she's my right arm's cousin.Copy !req
127. Ay! Oh!Copy !req
128. - Oh!
- Ah! I see it now.Copy !req
129. Frank wanted me to meet you.Copy !req
130. We're arm cousins, twice removed.Copy !req
131. Of course.Copy !req
132. I'd recognize that bicep anywhere.Copy !req
133. He thought, since we're both single,
we might hit it off, maybe go on a date?Copy !req
134. "Date"? Oh!Copy !req
135. Well, eh, it's just that, eh...Copy !req
136. Whoa!Copy !req
137. The DJ booth is a sacred space!Copy !req
138. I love this song!Copy !req
139. Don't you?Copy !req
140. Dracula?Copy !req
141. Oh, where'd he go?Copy !req
142. Dracula?Copy !req
143. What's the matter, Drac,
you didn't like her?Copy !req
144. No offense, but you can't be too picky.Copy !req
145. You haven't had a date in 1ØØ years.Copy !req
146. Look, guys, I appreciate your concern,
but it's not up to me.Copy !req
147. You only Zing once, and I did.Copy !req
148. Times have changed, buddy.Copy !req
149. You can even find someone
to Zing with on your phone now.Copy !req
150. What? Really?Copy !req
151. Oh. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
152. I'm far too busy.Copy !req
153. I have Mavis and Dennis and the hotel,
and bleh, bleh-bleh.Copy !req
154. Um, did you guys hear that?Copy !req
155. He actually said, "Bleh, bleh-bleh."Copy !req
156. I don't say, "Bleh, bleh-bleh"!Copy !req
157. Eh, uh, I'm looking for a Zing.Copy !req
158. Okay. Changing phone ring.Copy !req
159. No, no. I'm looking for a date.Copy !req
160. No, no, no.Copy !req
161. I want to meet someone.Copy !req
162. Are you kidding me right now?Copy !req
163. Don't you get it?
I want to go on a date!Copy !req
164. I'm lonely.Copy !req
165. You want baloney.Copy !req
166. What? Look at that hair. Come on.Copy !req
167. Ah. Too many eyes.Copy !req
168. Too few eyes.Copy !req
169. Not into tentacles.Copy !req
170. "Match found"?Copy !req
171. No, no, no!Copy !req
172. First things first.Copy !req
173. Whoa!Copy !req
174. I'm not into games.Copy !req
175. You'd better have a job,
and my cats have to like you.Copy !req
176. Oh, no.Copy !req
177. Oh, whoa, no.Copy !req
178. Dad?Copy !req
179. Oh! Mavis! Oh.Copy !req
180. Uh, what are you doing here?Copy !req
181. I was just checking on the honeymoon
suite, and I heard something.Copy !req
182. Oh, I'm sorry, my little bedbug.Copy !req
183. I was just cleaning the attic.Copy !req
184. It's so dirty, ah, yes...Copy !req
185. - Who is that?
- Are you on the phone?Copy !req
186. What, this?
I was just trying to find a maidCopy !req
187. - to help me with the mess.
- A maid?Copy !req
188. - Who do you think...
- Thank you, I'll check your referencesCopy !req
189. and get back to you. Goodbye!Copy !req
190. Dad.Copy !req
191. Stop trying to hide it from me.Copy !req
192. Hide? Who? I mean, what? Me?Copy !req
193. Yes.Copy !req
194. And I know what it is.Copy !req
195. Uh... Really?Copy !req
196. You're stressed out
from working too hard.Copy !req
197. Oh!Copy !req
198. Okay, yes.Copy !req
199. You got me.Copy !req
200. It's a big hotel, you know?Copy !req
201. Can't get to everything.Copy !req
202. But what about you?Copy !req
203. You're pretty busy yourself.Copy !req
204. I know. It seems like now that
we're working together more,Copy !req
205. we're seeing each other less.Copy !req
206. Ah. Yeah. You're absolutely right.Copy !req
207. I am working too much,
you're working too much.Copy !req
208. We should really take a break,
starting right now.Copy !req
209. Night-night.Copy !req
210. I'm still here!Copy !req
211. Aw.Copy !req
212. Oh! Hey, honey.Copy !req
213. You ready forCopy !req
214. date night?Copy !req
215. Aw.Copy !req
216. That's okay, sweetheart.Copy !req
217. You rest.Copy !req
218. You know, Dad's right.Copy !req
219. We need a break.Copy !req
220. We need to all be together again,
like a family.Copy !req
221. Like we used to.Copy !req
222. Are you overworked
and stressed out?Copy !req
223. Do you need some family time?Copy !req
224. Are you a monster?Copy !req
225. Then you need a vacation,Copy !req
226. a monster vacation.Copy !req
227. Sail away, sail away, sail awayCopy !req
228. Welcome aboard Gremlin Air.Copy !req
229. Ah!Copy !req
230. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
231. please direct your attention
to the front of the cabin.Copy !req
232. For your safety,
please unbuckle your seat belts.Copy !req
233. Ooh.Copy !req
234. In the likely event we experience
a sudden drop in cabin pressure,Copy !req
235. oxygen will be provided.Copy !req
236. Can I stow that for you, sir?Copy !req
237. All right. Thanks.Copy !req
238. Beverages. Snacks. Beverages.Copy !req
239. Beverages. Snacks.Copy !req
240. Beverages.Copy !req
241. Ahhh!Copy !req
242. - Coffee?
- That would be lovely.Copy !req
243. Mavis, please, you're torturing me.Copy !req
244. You know I hate surprises.Copy !req
245. This is a fun surprise.Copy !req
246. There are no fun surprises.Copy !req
247. Just tell me where we're going.Copy !req
248. Why are we on a plane?Copy !req
249. We can fly, you know.Copy !req
250. Back in my day, people took trains.Copy !req
251. Now, that's classy.Copy !req
252. Sure, Dad.
Forty hours in a closet-sized roomCopy !req
253. with you and Uncle Bernie
and his smelly cigars,Copy !req
254. arguing who was more attractive,Copy !req
255. Cleopatra or Nefertiti.Copy !req
256. Nefertiti.Copy !req
257. Okay, Dad, thank you.Copy !req
258. Mavis, this is such an amazing surprise!Copy !req
259. I can't wait to spend time
with the people I love most.Copy !req
260. But I beg of you,
tell me where we're going!Copy !req
261. Nope. I've taken care of everything,
so you don't need to worry.Copy !req
262. You've been so stressed out lately.Copy !req
263. It's time for you to relax.Copy !req
264. Now, isn't that better?Copy !req
265. Oh, yes.Copy !req
266. So relaxed.Copy !req
267. I'm gonna go check on you-know-who.Copy !req
268. I'll be right back.Copy !req
269. I have to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
270. Hey, did you see that?Copy !req
271. Dennis went to the bathroom!Copy !req
272. Uh... Okay.Copy !req
273. Psst. Hey, where are you?Copy !req
274. There you are, Tinkles.Copy !req
275. Don't worry,
we'd never leave you home alone.Copy !req
276. Okay, folks,
you're free to moveCopy !req
277. about the cabin,
as we have started our descent.Copy !req
278. So, any big plans
for the weekend there, Bill?Copy !req
279. Oh, you know, the usual.Copy !req
280. Got to take the kids to soccer.Copy !req
281. Snacks. Beverages.Copy !req
282. Snacks. Beverages. Snacks.Copy !req
283. Ladies and gentlemen,
we've arrived at our destination,Copy !req
284. the Bermuda Triangle.Copy !req
285. Ooh!Copy !req
286. Welcome to the Bermuda Triangle,Copy !req
287. where you'll embark on a monster cruise
of a lifetime.Copy !req
288. A cruise?Copy !req
289. Surprise!Copy !req
290. Oh, no, you... No.Copy !req
291. But it's just like a hotel on the water.Copy !req
292. I just figured you need a vacation
from running everyone else's vacation.Copy !req
293. You've barely been
out of the hotel since...Copy !req
294. Well, since Mom died.Copy !req
295. But this is a chance
to make new memories,Copy !req
296. with all of us.Copy !req
297. With Dennis.Copy !req
298. - Boat!
- Boat!Copy !req
299. Who made you such an amazing daughter?Copy !req
300. You.Copy !req
301. That's right!Copy !req
302. What a father I am.Copy !req
303. Come on, Denisovich, let's get cruising!Copy !req
304. Yay!Copy !req
305. Wow!Copy !req
306. Okay. Smile.Copy !req
307. Thank you.Copy !req
308. Ow!Copy !req
309. "No pets allowed"?Copy !req
310. Uh-oh.Copy !req
311. Perfect.Copy !req
312. Welcome aboard.
How are you doing?Copy !req
313. - Dennis, come on.
- Nice to see you.Copy !req
314. Oh, lovely shirt. Yes.Copy !req
315. Oh, hello. Welcome aboard.Copy !req
316. Uh, this is Bob.Copy !req
317. Say hi, Bob.Copy !req
318. "Hi, Bob."Copy !req
319. Oh, my gosh, Griffin.Copy !req
320. I'm, like, so excited.Copy !req
321. This is, like, the nicest hotel
I've ever been to.Copy !req
322. Yeah!Copy !req
323. Man, this is amazing!Copy !req
324. There's so much to do!Copy !req
325. Olympic-size swimming pool...Copy !req
326. All-you-can-eat buffet...Copy !req
327. Full-service spa...Copy !req
328. Whoo! I'm gonna get me a seaweed rewrap!Copy !req
329. Wow, it sounds like everything we can doCopy !req
330. at our hotel!Copy !req
331. Except on the water!Copy !req
332. Ooh! Ah!Copy !req
333. Wow!Copy !req
334. You nailed it, honey.Copy !req
335. Your dad is going to love this!Copy !req
336. Best summer vacation ever!Copy !req
337. Wait till you see the itinerary.Copy !req
338. Oh!Copy !req
339. That's nice.Copy !req
340. Frank, "fire bad." Remember?Copy !req
341. Oh, yeah, right,
but, uh, maybe you'll findCopy !req
342. your own fireworks on the cruise, huh?Copy !req
343. It's not the Love Boat, Frank.Copy !req
344. I'm just here to have fun
with my family.Copy !req
345. Huh?Copy !req
346. Ha!Copy !req
347. Ahoy there!Copy !req
348. Welcome aboard!Copy !req
349. Whoa! Who is that?Copy !req
350. I am Captain Ericka.Copy !req
351. And, yes, I'm human.
But don't hold that against me.Copy !req
352. I could not be more excited
to have all of you on boardCopy !req
353. our first-ever monster cruise!Copy !req
354. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
355. Dad? Are you okay?Copy !req
356. Eeny feeny fanny
foonyah wah wah?Copy !req
357. Oh, no! He's having a heart attack!Copy !req
358. Drac? Not likely.Copy !req
359. Yeah, the only heart attack that can
hurt him is with a wooden stake.Copy !req
360. It must be a stroke!Copy !req
361. Actually, I think it might be her.Copy !req
362. Ow! Watch where you're pointing, mister,
I'm right here.Copy !req
363. You always stand so close to me.Copy !req
364. It's creepy.Copy !req
365. For so long, monsters were hiding,
living in the shadows,Copy !req
366. but not anymore!Copy !req
367. You've stood up and waved your hand
or claw or tentacleCopy !req
368. and said, "We're here, we're hairy,
and it is our right to be scary!"Copy !req
369. Now it's time to celebrate!Copy !req
370. You'll enjoy gourmet dining,
thrilling adventures,Copy !req
371. and nonstop entertainment,Copy !req
372. all on the way to our final destination,Copy !req
373. the lost city that isn't lost anymore,Copy !req
374. Atlantis!Copy !req
375. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
376. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
377. Whoa! The fish are acrobats!Copy !req
378. They're fishcrobats!Copy !req
379. Hello. How y'all doing?Copy !req
380. So...Copy !req
381. You must be the one and only Dracula.Copy !req
382. I have waited so long to meet you.Copy !req
383. Wow, you really don't age, do you?Copy !req
384. I would kill for your skin.Copy !req
385. Eh doobeeday
shoolah eh koobeeday?Copy !req
386. Oh. You're speaking Transylvanian.Copy !req
387. Oh. Always wanted to learn.Copy !req
388. Uh, eh doobeeday
shoolah koobeeday?Copy !req
389. - Eh koobeeday.
- Koobeeday.Copy !req
390. - Eh koobeeday.
- Koobeeday.Copy !req
391. Eh doobeeday shoolah koobeeday.Copy !req
392. Doolah-day shoolah koobeeday.Copy !req
393. Oh, such a romantic language.Copy !req
394. You know, there's just something
about an accentCopy !req
395. that makes a man sound so intelligent.Copy !req
396. Alibooboo.Copy !req
397. That's Transylvanian right there.Copy !req
398. He's saying it's nice to meet you.Copy !req
399. Well, then
"alibooboo" to you as well.Copy !req
400. - Alibooboo. Alibooboo.
- Drac! Drac, snap out of it.Copy !req
401. Wait. I've always wanted to do this.Copy !req
402. Wake up! Wake up, Drac!Copy !req
403. Snap out of it!Copy !req
404. Hey, cut it out!Copy !req
405. Hey, buddy, you okay?Copy !req
406. No, not okay.Copy !req
407. Not okay!Copy !req
408. I... I...Copy !req
409. I...Copy !req
410. Zinged.Copy !req
411. I went to
the moped store, I said, "Sell it"Copy !req
412. Salesman's like,
"What up? What's your budget?"Copy !req
413. And I'm like, "Honestly, I don't know
nothin' about mopeds"Copy !req
414. He said, "I got the one for you,
follow me"Copy !req
415. Ooh, it's too realCopy !req
416. A chromed-out mirror,
I don't need a windshieldCopy !req
417. Mmm!Copy !req
418. It's a lovely dayCopy !req
419. - Ooh!
- Oh!Copy !req
420. Check that out!Copy !req
421. Ah!Copy !req
422. Here we go.Copy !req
423. Mmm, yummy.Copy !req
424. Ah!Copy !req
425. Auf WiedersehenCopy !req
426. Danke schoenCopy !req
427. Papa.Copy !req
428. "Kids Club."Copy !req
429. What's a kids club?Copy !req
430. Whee!Copy !req
431. Whee!Copy !req
432. - Fish.
- That's right, dear.Copy !req
433. I'm still not sure I understand.Copy !req
434. You take my kids, all day, on purpose?Copy !req
435. Fish.Copy !req
436. That's right.Copy !req
437. What exactly don't you understand?Copy !req
438. - Why? Ow!
- Shh.Copy !req
439. So they can have a great time,
and you can have a great time.Copy !req
440. Fish.Copy !req
441. Oh, don't worry, you get them back
at the end of the day.Copy !req
442. Fish.Copy !req
443. Oh, well. That's better than nothing.Copy !req
444. Oh. Oh!Copy !req
445. So...Copy !req
446. What do we do now?Copy !req
447. I think we do whatever we want.Copy !req
448. "Whatever we want"?Copy !req
449. Whatever we want.Copy !req
450. - Whatever we want.
- Whatever we want!Copy !req
451. Whatever we want.Copy !req
452. - Stop! Help me!
- Whatever we want.Copy !req
453. - Whatever we want.
- Whatever we want.Copy !req
454. Oh, hi. Hello.Copy !req
455. How y'all doin'?Copy !req
456. - Oh.
- Good evening, Captain.Copy !req
457. Well, hello. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
458. Ah!Copy !req
459. Would you mind, uh, lifting your tail?
You know...Copy !req
460. - Oh! Certainly.
- Okay. Thank you so much.Copy !req
461. Oh, hello.Copy !req
462. Welcome aboard.Copy !req
463. Ugh! You were so right,
Great-Grandfather.Copy !req
464. Monsters are disgusting!Copy !req
465. They're animals!Copy !req
466. I'll be right there.Copy !req
467. Dracula, is he on board?Copy !req
468. Yes. I saw him. Face-to-face. Ugh!Copy !req
469. I was so nice to him.Copy !req
470. That pale face of his
and his goofy smile,Copy !req
471. showing off his fangs.Copy !req
472. Argh, it's just like you taught me!Copy !req
473. It's even worse than I feared!Copy !req
474. It was that fateful night
that I realizedCopy !req
475. a human could never defeat a monster.Copy !req
476. But I wouldn't let
our family legacy die.Copy !req
477. And so, I began to search for an answer.Copy !req
478. And I saw it in an ancient text,
an instrument of destructionCopy !req
479. so powerful it destroyed Atlantis,Copy !req
480. a whole city of monsters.Copy !req
481. And there, deep within the rubble,
it lay, waiting.Copy !req
482. Endlessly, I searched for the lost city.Copy !req
483. Time passed,
and my body began to fail me.Copy !req
484. Oh, it was so sad, Ericka.Copy !req
485. First my liver, then my spleen,Copy !req
486. followed by a kidney or two.Copy !req
487. Then my golden locks.Copy !req
488. But I wouldn't let that stop me.Copy !req
489. I replaced my failing organs
with technology!Copy !req
490. Ha-ha!Copy !req
491. And look at me now.Copy !req
492. Mmm-hmm!Copy !req
493. Oh, girl, it's an improvement, really.Copy !req
494. Um, sure.Copy !req
495. And now, after 120 years,
I have finally found Atlantis.Copy !req
496. Oh, forget about all this!Copy !req
497. Let me get rid of Dracula right now.Copy !req
498. I was so close to him,
I could've just...Copy !req
499. No, no, no!Copy !req
500. We have to stick to the plan.Copy !req
501. Lure the monsters to Atlantis,
retrieve the instrument of destruction,Copy !req
502. trap them there, and then wipe them out.Copy !req
503. It's simple, Ericka!Copy !req
504. Now, promise me
you won't try and kill Dracula.Copy !req
505. Ugh, fine!Copy !req
506. - I promise.
- Promise what?Copy !req
507. I promise I won't try
and kill Dracula. Okay?Copy !req
508. Ugh.Copy !req
509. Don't worry, Great-Grandfather,
I won't try and kill him...Copy !req
510. I will kill him.Copy !req
511. Tonight...Copy !req
512. I just want to take you higherCopy !req
513. Put yo' pinky rings up to the moonCopy !req
514. - Girls
- What y'all tryin' to do?Copy !req
515. 24-karat magic in the airCopy !req
516. Head-to-toeCopy !req
517. Whew!Copy !req
518. Uh, look outCopy !req
519. - Pop, pop, it's showtime
- ShowtimeCopy !req
520. - Showtime
- ShowtimeCopy !req
521. Guess who's back againCopy !req
522. - Oh, they don't know?
- Go on, tell 'emCopy !req
523. - Oh, they don't know?
- Go on, tell 'emCopy !req
524. I'll bet they know as soon
as we walk inCopy !req
525. - Sho' 'nuff
- I'm wearin' Cuban linksCopy !req
526. - Designer'minks
- YeahCopy !req
527. Don't look too hard,
might hurt yourselfCopy !req
528. Known to give the color red
The bluesCopy !req
529. Tell me whatcha tryin' to doCopy !req
530. 24-karat magic in the airCopy !req
531. Ugh!Copy !req
532. MoonCopy !req
533. - Girls
- What y'all tryin' to do?Copy !req
534. Oh!Copy !req
535. - Girls
- What y'all tryin' to do?Copy !req
536. 24-karat...Copy !req
537. Put yo' pinky rings up to the moonCopy !req
538. Work it, Dracula.Copy !req
539. You know it.Copy !req
540. Oh! Lookin' good, Drac!Copy !req
541. Feeling good, Frank.Copy !req
542. Look at you, so fancy!Copy !req
543. What? This? Please.Copy !req
544. Ooh! Dressed to impress, huh?Copy !req
545. "Impress"? Oh.Copy !req
546. Who do I need to impress?Copy !req
547. Hey, isn't that Captain Ericka?Copy !req
548. Oh, no!Copy !req
549. Uh, what? Eh, oh...Copy !req
550. Oops, no, not her.Copy !req
551. Ooh, that's good!Copy !req
552. Very amusing.Copy !req
553. Sorry, Drac. You know, it's just
we've never seen you like this.Copy !req
554. I know.Copy !req
555. It doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
556. You can't Zing twice, it's impossible!Copy !req
557. But I did! So now what?Copy !req
558. And what about Mavis?Copy !req
559. She wants you to be happy, right?Copy !req
560. I'm sure she'll go with the flow.Copy !req
561. Oh, no, no, no!Copy !req
562. Mavis needs me. She depends on me.Copy !req
563. I need to be home with my family.Copy !req
564. Hey, Murray here may be from Egypt,
but you're the one inCopy !req
565. "da Nile."Copy !req
566. You guys get that?Copy !req
567. Ow! You hit me right in the...Copy !req
568. Mavis!Copy !req
569. Don't say a word,
or I'll haunt your dreams.Copy !req
570. Having fun?Copy !req
571. Oh, I'm having even more fun
now that you're here.Copy !req
572. You know, Dad, I feel really lucky
to have this time with you.Copy !req
573. All of us together, it's really special.Copy !req
574. Me, too, spider monkey.Copy !req
575. Now, are you ready for me
to destroy you in monster ball?Copy !req
576. Whoo-hoo! Monster ball!Copy !req
577. Come on, Papa Drac!Copy !req
578. Bring it on!Copy !req
579. For I am king of family fun!Copy !req
580. Ha-ha! All right!
Who is ready to get pummeled?Copy !req
581. I got to warn you,Copy !req
582. I played second-team coed intramural
volleyball at Santa Cruz.Copy !req
583. Sure, pal. Whatever you say.Copy !req
584. Everybody, just please watch the hair.Copy !req
585. Watch the hair!Copy !req
586. Oh-ho-ho! Let's go! Let's do this!Copy !req
587. Oh, my gosh,
this is gonna be so much fun.Copy !req
588. Ha-ha! Get ready.Copy !req
589. Here comes the pain!Copy !req
590. - Spike!
- Not the hair!Copy !req
591. Whoa!Copy !req
592. No, no, no!Copy !req
593. All right!Copy !req
594. Captain Ericka, you are needed on deck.Copy !req
595. Next stop... Buh-bye, Dracula.Copy !req
596. Ha-ha! All right, baby!Copy !req
597. Oh, baby, I got this.Copy !req
598. Hey there, monsters.Copy !req
599. Huh?Copy !req
600. Yeah! What'd I say!Copy !req
601. We're arriving
at our first destination.Copy !req
602. The underwater volcano!Copy !req
603. Everyone, grab your scuba gear
and get ready to exploreCopy !req
604. the wonders of the sea.Copy !req
605. Especially you,Copy !req
606. Count Dracula.Copy !req
607. You see that, pal? She likes you.Copy !req
608. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
609. That sounds like a Zing in full effect.Copy !req
610. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
611. Oh, yes, yes, yes.Copy !req
612. I'm just here to have family fun.Copy !req
613. Family, family, fun, fun.Copy !req
614. Hmm, let's see. What about here?Copy !req
615. Right this way, everyone.Copy !req
616. Welcome to one of the true wonders
of the underwater kingdom.Copy !req
617. I give you Volcano del Fuego.Copy !req
618. Or, as the local sea life call it...Copy !req
619. Whee!Copy !req
620. Aw, what a cute family.Copy !req
621. What? No, it's not.Copy !req
622. Argh! Dracula bad!Copy !req
623. Frank, we just ate.Copy !req
624. I can't believe you're hungry already.Copy !req
625. I'm sorry. You know what it is?Copy !req
626. It's all... Just all that
seafood just swimming around,Copy !req
627. and when I "see food..."Copy !req
628. Oh, man! I'm gone.Copy !req
629. Oh! Dracula, Dracula, Dracula!Copy !req
630. Dracula, Dracula!Copy !req
631. I get so close,
but it's almost like he's teasing me.Copy !req
632. I just, I can't stand it anymore.Copy !req
633. I have to get him!Copy !req
634. Boy, that underwater volcano looked hot.Copy !req
635. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
636. Oh... Hi, Bob.Copy !req
637. Right. We promised you
we'd play, uh, ping-pong now.Copy !req
638. Um, Dennis? Who is this?Copy !req
639. Uh, it's our friend, Bob.Copy !req
640. - Say hi, Bob.
- "Hi, Bob."Copy !req
641. Okay! Time to go play ping-pong.Copy !req
642. - Drac!
- Drac!Copy !req
643. - Drac!
- Drac!Copy !req
644. Hey, boys, where's the fire?Copy !req
645. Oh, well, Griffin here, he...Copy !req
646. - He has something to tell you.
- Me? Uh...Copy !req
647. Oh. Yeah, I got this bite on my hand,
and since, you know,Copy !req
648. you're a biting expert,
I thought you could take a look.Copy !req
649. - Yeah. Come on over here.
- The light is better.Copy !req
650. Okay...Copy !req
651. Okay, what is going on?Copy !req
652. You guys are acting weirder than normal,
and your normal is pretty weird.Copy !req
653. You are not gonna believe
what we heard, but...Copy !req
654. Ericka loves the DracCopy !req
655. She can't get enough of that DracCopy !req
656. Oh, yeahCopy !req
657. Drac is backCopy !req
658. He's got the ZingCopy !req
659. The Zinga-ZingCopy !req
660. Shh. I told you
I don't want to upset Mavis.Copy !req
661. But what are you talking about?Copy !req
662. Okay, well, see, Frank got
hungry, so no surprise there...Copy !req
663. But we swam back to the ship,
and we found Ericka raving about you.Copy !req
664. She can't live without you, buddy.Copy !req
665. It's serious!Copy !req
666. You can't deny the Zing, babyCopy !req
667. So, Drac, this is great. Are you gonna
make a move on the captain, or what?Copy !req
668. Uh, yes.Copy !req
669. - Maybe? No.
- Ugh.Copy !req
670. It's been a while.
I don't even know where to start.Copy !req
671. It's easy, Drac.
Just make some small talk.Copy !req
672. - Remember to smile.
- Look into her eyes.Copy !req
673. - Keep it casual.
- Say something funny.Copy !req
674. Ask her where her parts are from.Copy !req
675. Oh, and say
that her wrappings look nice.Copy !req
676. - "Do you like coffins?"
- Compliment her.Copy !req
677. - "Your neck looks delicious."
- Here she comes.Copy !req
678. Okay, Drac, hit it.Copy !req
679. Your delicious neck wrappings
are in a nice coffin.Copy !req
680. Would you like to see my parts?Copy !req
681. Yes, I'd love to go out with you.Copy !req
682. Ay! What?Copy !req
683. What?Copy !req
684. Cantina. Midnight.Copy !req
685. Don't be late.Copy !req
686. Whew!Copy !req
687. That was a close one.Copy !req
688. - Wait! Stop it, Tinkles, stop!
- Wait, Tinkles. Come back.Copy !req
689. - Tinkles, stop!
- Wait!Copy !req
690. No, no, no!Copy !req
691. Tinkles, stop!Copy !req
692. I've been found!Copy !req
693. You'll never get me, monster!Copy !req
694. Shh! Tinkles, stop. Shh! Shh!Copy !req
695. Ew.Copy !req
696. Everybody, we are pulling up
to our next stop, the Deserted Island.Copy !req
697. It's time to get lost on the beach,Copy !req
698. and we hope you'll find yourself
some fun and relaxation.Copy !req
699. Whoo-hoo! Beach time!Copy !req
700. Johnny, you go set everything up.Copy !req
701. And, Dad,
you go get in line for the snow cones.Copy !req
702. You know, actually,
I was thinking you and JohnnyCopy !req
703. should spend some time together.Copy !req
704. What do you call it again?
Eh, date night?Copy !req
705. Date night?Copy !req
706. - What are you gonna do?
- Well, I thoughtCopy !req
707. me and the guys
would take this opportunityCopy !req
708. to spend some quality time with Dennis.Copy !req
709. Oh. Okay. That's a great idea.Copy !req
710. Come on, Johnny. Date night.Copy !req
711. Duh-duh-duh-duh-date night!Copy !req
712. Okay, here you go!Copy !req
713. - Good girl!
- I got this one.Copy !req
714. What was that?Copy !req
715. It sounds like our children.Copy !req
716. - It is our children! Run!
- Run!Copy !req
717. Please! Help! Someone!Copy !req
718. Get the parents!Copy !req
719. Frank? Would you rub
some moonscreen on my backCopy !req
720. before I get burned?Copy !req
721. Wait one second, honey. You know,
the kids buried me in the sand.Copy !req
722. Mmm. Thanks, honey.Copy !req
723. - Shall we have another?
- Sure.Copy !req
724. - Sounds good.
- Straight up.Copy !req
725. Isn't this place amazing?Copy !req
726. Whoa! The menu is in a bottle!Copy !req
727. Genius! Isn't that awesome, honey?Copy !req
728. What? Oh, sorry.Copy !req
729. I was just thinking about my dad.Copy !req
730. Don't you think
he's acting weird lately?Copy !req
731. Not really. Besides having
a huge crush on the captain.Copy !req
732. - What?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
733. The Love Boat is
definitely making another run.Copy !req
734. No way. He's...Copy !req
735. He's my dad.Copy !req
736. I know, right? It's weird.Copy !req
737. When my parents kiss,
I still close my eyes.Copy !req
738. I guess I never thought about him
with anyone besides my mom.Copy !req
739. You're cool with it, though, right?Copy !req
740. Of course. I want him to be happy.Copy !req
741. Totally.Copy !req
742. Totally.Copy !req
743. Buenas noches, mi amigo.Copy !req
744. Have you a beverage
to quench me of my parchment?Copy !req
745. Yes, of course, Mr. Chupacabra.Copy !req
746. Muchas gracias.Copy !req
747. You look ravishing.Copy !req
748. Oh.Copy !req
749. Uh, thank you. I just...Copy !req
750. Oh.Copy !req
751. So, um...Copy !req
752. Does Captain Ericka have a last name?Copy !req
753. Uh, oh, uh...Copy !req
754. Oh, guacamole!Copy !req
755. "Ericka Guacamole"?Copy !req
756. That's so international.Copy !req
757. No.
Guacamole for us to share.Copy !req
758. Oh, how beautiful
is that full moon tonight?Copy !req
759. Look. Right behind you.Copy !req
760. Mmm! The food here is to die for.Copy !req
761. Holy moly, that was a lot of guacamole.Copy !req
762. Are you feeling all right?Copy !req
763. - Totally fine. Why?
- No reason.Copy !req
764. Oh...Copy !req
765. There must have been garlic
in the guacamole.Copy !req
766. Oh, no.Copy !req
767. Isn't that deadly for you?Copy !req
768. No, no, no. It's just that I'm...Copy !req
769. Garlic intolerant.Copy !req
770. Was that you?Copy !req
771. Whoo!Copy !req
772. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
773. Dolphin surfing!Copy !req
774. Whoa!Copy !req
775. Hi, Mama. Hi, Papa.Copy !req
776. Hey-hey.Copy !req
777. Oh! Hey there.Copy !req
778. - Papa.
- Hidey-ho!Copy !req
779. Hi.Copy !req
780. Is my dad in there, too?Copy !req
781. Don't worry,
I'm over here. Bleh, bleh-bleh.Copy !req
782. No, Papa Drac's not here.
He's on his date.Copy !req
783. Date?Copy !req
784. Please, forgive me,Copy !req
785. I'm just very nervous.Copy !req
786. You see,Copy !req
787. I haven't had a date since my wife died.Copy !req
788. How old was your daughter?Copy !req
789. She was just an infant.Copy !req
790. It was hard being a single dad,
but I did my best.Copy !req
791. I never knew my mother, either.Copy !req
792. Or my father.Copy !req
793. Oh, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
794. Who raised you?Copy !req
795. My great-grandfather.Copy !req
796. I basically grew up on this ship.Copy !req
797. That's why you're a captain.Copy !req
798. Yeah. It's all I've ever known.Copy !req
799. It was just expected.Copy !req
800. You know, a family thing.Copy !req
801. I understand, family is everything.Copy !req
802. You have to honor the past.Copy !req
803. But we make our own future.Copy !req
804. - Dad?
- Mavis!Copy !req
805. - Mmm.
- Johnny!Copy !req
806. Captain Ericka and I were just
discussing the hospitality industry.Copy !req
807. You know, just work stuff.Copy !req
808. You're working now?Copy !req
809. This is supposed to be a vacation.Copy !req
810. A family vacation.Copy !req
811. I should really go do captain-y things.Copy !req
812. Dad, you said you were
gonna spend time with Dennis.Copy !req
813. Dennis. Dennis? Dennis.Copy !req
814. Oh! Yeah, you're right.
Where is that kid?Copy !req
815. Denisovich?
You're supposed to be with me.Copy !req
816. Come on now, kid, it's family time.Copy !req
817. Quit hiding. Dennis?Copy !req
818. What was that about?Copy !req
819. You mean your dad's date?Copy !req
820. It wasn't a date. It was work stuff.Copy !req
821. Uh-huh.Copy !req
822. I'm telling you, Johnny,Copy !req
823. there is something
about that woman I don't trust.Copy !req
824. But you want your dad
to be happy, right?Copy !req
825. Yes.Copy !req
826. Just not with her.Copy !req
827. Mmm. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
828. Heads up, honey.Copy !req
829. This guac is loaded with garlic.Copy !req
830. Garlic?Copy !req
831. Aw! That was a cute toot, honey.Copy !req
832. - We've been up all night!
- Let's stay up all day, too!Copy !req
833. Let's get wild!Copy !req
834. - Ericka!
- What?Copy !req
835. Just where have you been, young lady?Copy !req
836. Uh, doing work.Copy !req
837. Wearing that?Copy !req
838. You were with him! I know it!Copy !req
839. Who?Copy !req
840. "Who?" You know who!Copy !req
841. You've been sneaking around my backCopy !req
842. trying to kill Dracula again,
haven't you?Copy !req
843. So what if I have? I am a grown woman!Copy !req
844. I have the right to kill whoever I want.Copy !req
845. It's not just about you.Copy !req
846. You could have ruined the legacy.Copy !req
847. What if he discovered who you were?Copy !req
848. I know. I wasn't thinking.
There's just something about himCopy !req
849. that just drives me crazy!Copy !req
850. - I just, I see him, and I want to...
- Punch him?Copy !req
851. Uh... I guess.Copy !req
852. Just, I can't wait
to get this over with.Copy !req
853. Don't worry, it won't be long now.Copy !req
854. Once you recover
the instrument of destruction,Copy !req
855. no one can stop us.Copy !req
856. Not even Dracula!Copy !req
857. - Oh. Excuse me.
- Spies!Copy !req
858. Now, quickly, before someone comes!Copy !req
859. Everyone assemble
on the forward deck.Copy !req
860. We are arriving
at our final destination.Copy !req
861. From the depths of creation,Copy !req
862. the mighty city has risen once again.Copy !req
863. Home to the greatest
monster civilizationCopy !req
864. the world has ever known,Copy !req
865. far surpassing Athens and Rome
in art, culture and sophistication.Copy !req
866. I give you
the legendary lost city of Atlantis.Copy !req
867. It's a giant Kraken!Copy !req
868. There's a place
you've gotta beCopy !req
869. A thousand leagues beneath the seaCopy !req
870. And it's waiting over here
for you and meCopy !req
871. Gonna take you for a rideCopy !req
872. But first you've gotta come insideCopy !req
873. Get ready, for the party's on tonightCopy !req
874. So relax and just unwindCopy !req
875. Leave your worries all behindCopy !req
876. And get ready,
for the party's on tonightCopy !req
877. Welcome to Atlantis!Copy !req
878. So get readyCopy !req
879. ReadyCopy !req
880. Oh!Copy !req
881. It's party timeCopy !req
882. It's party time!Copy !req
883. Ooh. I am so excited!Copy !req
884. Come to Daddy!Copy !req
885. - Oh.
- Twenty-eight black!Copy !req
886. Oh!Copy !req
887. - Ahhh!
- Oh, no, you don't.Copy !req
888. Last time you gambled,
you lost an arm and a leg. Literally!Copy !req
889. - Replacement limbs...
- I'll raise you 4Ø.Copy !req
890. aren't just lying around
like they were in the old days.Copy !req
891. So, no gambling.Copy !req
892. - Frank!
- Yes, dear! Got it! No gambling!Copy !req
893. - Tinkles, stop.
- Wait.Copy !req
894. - Stop it, Tinkles, stop.
- Ah! Wait!Copy !req
895. Have you guys seen Mavis?
I have to find her.Copy !req
896. Why? What's going on?Copy !req
897. I'm going to tell her about Ericka.Copy !req
898. I can't lie to my own daughter anymore.Copy !req
899. She's the most important person
in the world to me.Copy !req
900. I have to tell her the truth.Copy !req
901. Right after I talk to Ericka.Copy !req
902. Hey.Copy !req
903. All right, I'm all...Copy !req
904. Frank, are you sure
you know what you're doing?Copy !req
905. I got this. I'm all in.Copy !req
906. Johnny, have you seen my dad?Copy !req
907. - Maybe he's with Bob.
- Why would he be with Bob?Copy !req
908. Bob's a great guy.Copy !req
909. - Oh, there he is.
- Who? Bob?Copy !req
910. There he is! Hi, Bob!Copy !req
911. Oh.Copy !req
912. There it is.Copy !req
913. You saved my life.Copy !req
914. Of course. Why wouldn't I?Copy !req
915. I just can't believe you would do that
for a human.Copy !req
916. Humans, monsters, what's the difference?Copy !req
917. Yeah, right. Right.Copy !req
918. Wait. What are you doing here?Copy !req
919. Oh, uh... Well, you know,
vampires can predict the future,Copy !req
920. so I knew you would need my help.Copy !req
921. Ha! Never heard that before.Copy !req
922. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a well-known fact.Copy !req
923. What are you doing here?Copy !req
924. Oh! Uh...Copy !req
925. Well, I'm here to get that.Copy !req
926. Yeah, it's a family heirloom.Copy !req
927. Yeah, it was lost at sea,
and my great-grandfather is... Was!Copy !req
928. Uh, was totally obsessed
with getting it back.Copy !req
929. So, anywho, thanks for saving my life,
but I can take it from...Copy !req
930. Got to be a little more careful.Copy !req
931. How many times
can you save my life, right?Copy !req
932. I don't know. Every time?Copy !req
933. Really? Well, then...Copy !req
934. Wow!Copy !req
935. Ah, that was incredible.Copy !req
936. Oh, uh...Copy !req
937. Don't you want to get
your family heirloom thingy?Copy !req
938. Oh. Right.Copy !req
939. Got it.Copy !req
940. Mmm.Copy !req
941. Oh, here, let me get that for you.Copy !req
942. Dad!Copy !req
943. Mavis!Copy !req
944. What are you doing to my father?Copy !req
945. Wait! Whoa. Whoa!Copy !req
946. Mavis, stop! Put her down!Copy !req
947. No! She's trying to hurt you.
Why can't you see that?Copy !req
948. Because I...Copy !req
949. Because I Zinged.Copy !req
950. What?Copy !req
951. I Zinged with Ericka.Copy !req
952. No, that can't be true.Copy !req
953. You only Zing once.Copy !req
954. That's what I thought, too.Copy !req
955. "Zing"? What's a Zing?Copy !req
956. Uh, well, it's a thing for monsters.Copy !req
957. It's kind of like
our "love at first sight."Copy !req
958. What? No. No, no, no.Copy !req
959. - You don't even know me.
- Well, not yet.Copy !req
960. - But we're just...
- No, you don't understand.Copy !req
961. I can't be with you.Copy !req
962. I could never be with someone like you.Copy !req
963. I could never be withCopy !req
964. a monster.Copy !req
965. Dad, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
966. - I...
- It doesn't matter.Copy !req
967. You heard what she said.Copy !req
968. But a Zing never lies.Copy !req
969. Ha! You got it!Copy !req
970. Yes.Copy !req
971. Now that we have
the instrument of destruction,Copy !req
972. our family legacy will be fulfilled.Copy !req
973. But first, we'll draw them in
with a dance party!Copy !req
974. I love to dance.Copy !req
975. Frank, could you zip me up?Copy !req
976. We're gonna be late.Copy !req
977. Where did you get those?Copy !req
978. Uh, see,
here's the funny thing.Copy !req
979. I lost my hands gambling,
but... It's no big deal!Copy !req
980. Look, I got these
from the seafood buffet.Copy !req
981. Look at this. Clickety-click, click,
clack, clack, click, click.Copy !req
982. I kind of like 'em. I like 'em.Copy !req
983. Mmm! Mmm! Mmm.Copy !req
984. Mmm. Mmm.Copy !req
985. A-ha!Copy !req
986. Ah, I guess the party's this way.Copy !req
987. Whoo!Copy !req
988. Whoa!Copy !req
989. Wow.Copy !req
990. Let's get this party started right!Copy !req
991. - Whoo-hoo!
- All right!Copy !req
992. What?Copy !req
993. Huh?Copy !req
994. I thought they said
the party was this way.Copy !req
995. DJ in a clamshell?Copy !req
996. I'm so jealous.Copy !req
997. I can't believe my dad Zinged
with someone who's trying to kill him.Copy !req
998. Yeah, the Zing makes you do
crazy things.Copy !req
999. Really, Johnny?Copy !req
1000. What's most important to understand
is that love is an infinite enigmaCopy !req
1001. that is beyond our understanding.Copy !req
1002. You and I were two halves,
a world apart.Copy !req
1003. But then we followed
the strands of destinyCopy !req
1004. and were brought together.Copy !req
1005. And our halves made one whole.Copy !req
1006. But what if she and he...Copy !req
1007. You must release all the negativity
and look within.Copy !req
1008. Your bond is unbreakable.Copy !req
1009. You're right, honey. Wow.Copy !req
1010. Thanks.Copy !req
1011. Whoa, you sounded pretty smart, Dad.Copy !req
1012. Oh, that?
Yeah, it was just the philosophyCopy !req
1013. of Sifu Sing from my favorite
TV show when I was a kid,Copy !req
1014. Kung Fu Shaolin Monk Master.Copy !req
1015. Anyways, let's get back to dancing!Copy !req
1016. Cool.Copy !req
1017. Dad? You have to talk to Ericka.Copy !req
1018. - What?
- I know.Copy !req
1019. I know what I said before,
but maybe I overreacted a teensy bit.Copy !req
1020. It's just the thought of losing you.Copy !req
1021. What? What are you talking about,
losing me?Copy !req
1022. Well, obviously, after you get married,Copy !req
1023. you're gonna live on the ship
and travel around the world...Copy !req
1024. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, Mavis.Copy !req
1025. There are two things I can promise you.Copy !req
1026. One, nothing can ever take me
from you and all my family.Copy !req
1027. Two, I will never live on a boat.Copy !req
1028. You're my cute little tarantula.Copy !req
1029. How could I ever leave you?Copy !req
1030. Now, seriously, go talk to her.Copy !req
1031. I can't. You heard what she said,
she could never be with someone like me.Copy !req
1032. No, Dad. You're just a half,Copy !req
1033. and you have to follow
your destiny to find an infinite whole.Copy !req
1034. You sound like Johnny.Copy !req
1035. Point is, you can't deny a Zing.Copy !req
1036. Monster, human, unicorn...Copy !req
1037. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
1038. So go to her! Now!Copy !req
1039. Okay. I'm on it.Copy !req
1040. Hey, man,
you're not allowed up here.Copy !req
1041. The DJ booth is a sacred space.Copy !req
1042. No. Tinkles, quiet.Copy !req
1043. Who is this?Copy !req
1044. Ha! I know you recognize me,
your greatest rival.Copy !req
1045. Hmm. Oh, right.Copy !req
1046. You own that Holiday Inn
down by the airport.Copy !req
1047. No! It is I, Abraham Van Helsing.Copy !req
1048. Van Helsing?Copy !req
1049. After all these years?Copy !req
1050. You look awful.Copy !req
1051. Always with the quick insults.Copy !req
1052. Well, this will shut you up.Copy !req
1053. And all monsters.Copy !req
1054. Eh, huh? That's just Ericka's
family heirloom thingy.Copy !req
1055. Good one, Ericka.Copy !req
1056. Ericka?Copy !req
1057. You fool.Copy !req
1058. Not only is she the ship's captain,
but she also happens to be...Copy !req
1059. Wait. You tell him.Copy !req
1060. I'm his great-granddaughter.Copy !req
1061. I'm Ericka Van Helsing.Copy !req
1062. I knew there was something wrong
with her.Copy !req
1063. But...Copy !req
1064. See, what happened...Copy !req
1065. Now that we're all caught up,
let's get back to the dying.Copy !req
1066. Behold, the key to the demise
of all monsters.Copy !req
1067. Let's see.Copy !req
1068. Right... Okay.Copy !req
1069. Listen to the melody
of your destruction.Copy !req
1070. Ooh, what's this little doodad do?Copy !req
1071. Yeah!Copy !req
1072. Hey, look! It's the Kraken.Copy !req
1073. Everybody out! Now!Copy !req
1074. We're trapped! Everybody back!Copy !req
1075. Yay!Copy !req
1076. Baby!Copy !req
1077. Papa!Copy !req
1078. This has to stop now!Copy !req
1079. Drac, no!Copy !req
1080. Ah!Copy !req
1081. Dad!Copy !req
1082. Mavis!Copy !req
1083. Time for the immortal Dracula to die.Copy !req
1084. Dad!Copy !req
1085. No!Copy !req
1086. Ericka!Copy !req
1087. Bob! Help!Copy !req
1088. Huh?Copy !req
1089. Tinkles?Copy !req
1090. Dennis.Copy !req
1091. Oh, no. Bob is Tinkles?Copy !req
1092. How did he get here?Copy !req
1093. But thank goodness he did, 'cause look!Copy !req
1094. You can't do this!Copy !req
1095. You're wrong about monsters!Copy !req
1096. Dracula... He saved my life.Copy !req
1097. What?Copy !req
1098. I'm so sorry, Drac.Copy !req
1099. I was trying to kill you
this whole time,Copy !req
1100. but then I realized how wrong I was.Copy !req
1101. How wrong all of this is.Copy !req
1102. And then I...Copy !req
1103. I Zinged.Copy !req
1104. "Zing"? What's a Zing?Copy !req
1105. It's a monster thing.Copy !req
1106. You wouldn't understand.Copy !req
1107. It's like true love.Copy !req
1108. Love?Copy !req
1109. Well, I guess the legacy ends with me.Copy !req
1110. Hmm, that's an awkward ending.Copy !req
1111. Nope!Copy !req
1112. It's time to start a new legacy.Copy !req
1113. A monster-human legacy.Copy !req
1114. No!Copy !req
1115. Drac! Van Helsing's beats are
controlling the giant octopus thingy.Copy !req
1116. If there's one thing I hate,
it's an evil DJ.Copy !req
1117. We need positive energy!Copy !req
1118. Get ready for a DJ battle!Copy !req
1119. You just carry
all that stuff around with you?Copy !req
1120. Once a bar mitzvah DJ,
always a bar mitzvah DJ.Copy !req
1121. We're gonna use good music
to defeat his evil music.Copy !req
1122. - What?
- Trust me, I know the tunes,Copy !req
1123. but you've got the power.Copy !req
1124. All right. Okay.Copy !req
1125. Opening song needs to be off the shizak.Copy !req
1126. Ooh, got it. Play this!Copy !req
1127. I'm picking up good vibrationsCopy !req
1128. She's giving me excitationsCopy !req
1129. - Good
- I'm picking upCopy !req
1130. Good vibrationsCopy !req
1131. She's giving meCopy !req
1132. ExcitationsCopy !req
1133. Good, good, goodCopy !req
1134. Good vibrationsCopy !req
1135. She's giving me...Copy !req
1136. What is that noise?Copy !req
1137. I'm picking up good vibrationsCopy !req
1138. She's giving me excitationsCopy !req
1139. Wow! I like this one.Copy !req
1140. This feels good.Copy !req
1141. Good vibrationsCopy !req
1142. The fool.Copy !req
1143. Whoa! His music is too powerful!Copy !req
1144. We're gonna need something
even more positive.Copy !req
1145. Now, Drac!Copy !req
1146. So don't worryCopy !req
1147. Be happyCopy !req
1148. Don't worryCopy !req
1149. - Really?
- It has a nice message.Copy !req
1150. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, oohCopy !req
1151. Don't worryCopy !req
1152. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, oohCopy !req
1153. Be happyCopy !req
1154. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...Copy !req
1155. I've had enough of this nonsense!Copy !req
1156. Johnny, we need
the most brain-dominating,Copy !req
1157. toe-tappinating song
in the history of all the universe.Copy !req
1158. Come on. Where is it?Copy !req
1159. I don't know!Copy !req
1160. There's too many choices.Copy !req
1161. No, wait!Copy !req
1162. This is it.Copy !req
1163. What the...Copy !req
1164. Boy, that stinks.Copy !req
1165. It's working!Copy !req
1166. Hey, Johnny's corny music
is defeating the evil music.Copy !req
1167. I kind of like it.Copy !req
1168. Ooh!Copy !req
1169. No!Copy !req
1170. Argh! Ahhh! Whoo!Copy !req
1171. I'm a slave to the rhythm!Copy !req
1172. No!Copy !req
1173. Drac, what are you doing?Copy !req
1174. You got to be greater than the haters!Copy !req
1175. Huh?Copy !req
1176. Why?Copy !req
1177. Why, after everything,Copy !req
1178. would you save my life?Copy !req
1179. Because basically we are all the same.Copy !req
1180. Claws or hands, two eyes or three eyes.Copy !req
1181. - Green skin.
- No skin.Copy !req
1182. - Prickly.
- Brainy.Copy !req
1183. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1184. Ew.Copy !req
1185. You are amazing.Copy !req
1186. Look at me, Dennis. Look at me.Copy !req
1187. Come on, you can't deny it.Copy !req
1188. No! I'm too young to Zing!Copy !req
1189. Well, I feel kind of silly now.Copy !req
1190. Heh. For decades
I have hunted your kind,Copy !req
1191. persecuted you.Copy !req
1192. The only thing I can do
to make it up to you isCopy !req
1193. give youCopy !req
1194. a 30% refund.Copy !req
1195. Preposterous!Copy !req
1196. Oh, all right.Copy !req
1197. Full refund.Copy !req
1198. Wayne, Wanda,
what happened to you guys?Copy !req
1199. Yeah, we, like,
hardly saw you on the cruise.Copy !req
1200. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
1201. We got tranquilized and spent
most of the trip locked in a closet.Copy !req
1202. We're gonna book it again
for the holidays.Copy !req
1203. Hi. Checking in?Copy !req
1204. Yes. Thank you.Copy !req
1205. Great. I have a room all ready for you.Copy !req
1206. Hey, buddy, would you mind?Copy !req
1207. Sure thing, pal.Copy !req
1208. Okay, what's going on, sneaky pants?Copy !req
1209. Oh, nothing.Copy !req
1210. It's just, I wanted to make sure
nobody would bother us.Copy !req
1211. Oh! Why?Copy !req
1212. Are you going to suck-a my blood?
Bleh, bleh-bleh.Copy !req
1213. No.Copy !req
1214. I was going to ask youCopy !req
1215. if you would marry me.Copy !req
1216. Well? What do you say?Copy !req
1217. Will you marry me?Copy !req
1218. I... I...Copy !req
1219. Woobee deeba doobee?Copy !req
1220. Wha...Copy !req
1221. I mean, I... woobee doobeedee?Copy !req
1222. What did she say?Copy !req
1223. Uh... I'm not sure.Copy !req
1224. Yes!Copy !req
1225. Whee!Copy !req
1226. I see loveCopy !req
1227. I see love around meCopy !req
1228. From a river to a floodCopy !req
1229. I see love around meCopy !req
1230. Love around meCopy !req
1231. All of you helped me find my heartCopy !req
1232. I didn't even know my nameCopy !req
1233. Then I was blinded by the darkCopy !req
1234. My eyes will never look the sameCopy !req
1235. Come on, let's run
and get lost in the crowdCopy !req
1236. Into the light
as the night's coming downCopy !req
1237. I'm double-tapping,
I'm focusing nowCopy !req
1238. We're focusing nowCopy !req
1239. I see loveCopy !req
1240. I see love around meCopy !req
1241. From a river to a floodCopy !req
1242. From a river to a floodCopy !req
1243. I see love around meCopy !req
1244. Love around meCopy !req
1245. Come on, let's run
and get lost in the crowdCopy !req
1246. Into the light
as the night's coming downCopy !req
1247. - I'm double-tapping, I'm focusing now
- Ha-ha!Copy !req
1248. We're focusing nowCopy !req
1249. I see loveCopy !req
1250. I see love around meCopy !req
1251. From a river to a floodCopy !req
1252. I see love around meCopy !req
1253. Love around meCopy !req
1254. I see loveCopy !req
1255. I see loveCopy !req
1256. From a river to a floodCopy !req
1257. I see love around meCopy !req
1258. I see loveCopy !req
1259. No, I can't be patientCopy !req
1260. Pullin' up in this spaceshipCopy !req
1261. Don't need no destinationCopy !req
1262. Baby, come onCopy !req
1263. Don't need to complicate thisCopy !req
1264. We're lifting off of this pavementCopy !req
1265. I'll take you to that place
where we can vibe onCopy !req
1266. There ain't nothin' but a slow rideCopy !req
1267. So, come on, let's catch some more vibesCopy !req
1268. Baby, let me get by your sideCopy !req
1269. And hold onCopy !req
1270. Wanna float away with youCopy !req
1271. Wanna float away with youCopy !req
1272. Nothing else I'd rather doCopy !req
1273. Wanna float away with youCopy !req
1274. You, babyCopy !req
1275. Away, yeahCopy !req
1276. Away, yeahCopy !req
1277. Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
1278. Sun over that oceanCopy !req
1279. Sippin' on that potionCopy !req
1280. Don't matter where we rollin',
baby, come onCopy !req
1281. Your love prescriptionCopy !req
1282. Is gettin' me so liftedCopy !req
1283. 'Bout to take this trip
where we can vibe onCopy !req
1284. There ain't nothin' but a slow rideCopy !req
1285. Slow rideCopy !req
1286. So, come on, let's catch some more vibesCopy !req
1287. More vibesCopy !req
1288. Baby, let me get by your sideCopy !req
1289. And hold onCopy !req
1290. Wanna float away with youCopy !req
1291. Wanna float away with youCopy !req
1292. Nothing else I'd rather doCopy !req
1293. Wanna float away with youCopy !req
1294. FloatCopy !req
1295. Wanna float away with youCopy !req