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Improved by: @IvandroflyCopy !req
2. Hm.Copy !req
3. - Arsenio Hall!
- Woo! Woo! Woo!Copy !req
4. Team Two take the prison.
We get the villa.Copy !req
5. Little Sister, this is Big
Brother, we are in the ballpark.Copy !req
6. Big Brother,
Little Sister. We're at the prison.Copy !req
7. Little Sister, Big Brother.
Are you in position?Copy !req
8. Big Brother, Little Sister,
affirmative. Attack in 30.Copy !req
9. Starting now.Copy !req
10. Hm!Copy !req
11. Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
12. Ah, ah. Ooh.Copy !req
13. Six...Copy !req
14. five, four, three, two...Copy !req
15. It's an ambush!Copy !req
16. Alka-Seltzer!Copy !req
17. Whoa!Copy !req
18. Ahh!Copy !req
19. Big Brother!
Harbinger, where are you?Copy !req
20. Ahh!Copy !req
21. Ahh! Ah! Ah!Copy !req
22. Ah! Oh!Copy !req
23. Surrender, Yankee
infidels! You have no chance.Copy !req
24. Off to prison, American Satans.Copy !req
25. Americans were shocked by the
announcement of the failureCopy !req
26. of yet another mission to rescue
hostages from the Middle East.Copy !req
27. Informed sources reveal that the
rescue team itself has been capturedCopy !req
28. and added to those
already being held.Copy !req
29. Reports also indicate that
an attempt on the lifeCopy !req
30. of a terrorist dictator was
thwarted at the same time.Copy !req
31. With the election 10 days away, it may
be a setback for the White House.Copy !req
32. Presidential challenger
Senator Gray EdwardsCopy !req
33. commented on the failed mission.Copy !req
34. This is no time for
partisan politics.Copy !req
35. Bringing our people home
should be our priority.Copy !req
36. Despite this crisis, the president
put on his best political faceCopy !req
37. continuing on his
campaign schedule.Copy !req
38. Benson's 20-point lead in
the poll six months agoCopy !req
39. has plummeted since the
hostage crisis began.Copy !req
40. The CNNVictoria's
Secret catalog pollCopy !req
41. has the president and Edwards
running neck and neck.Copy !req
42. Today, Benson made a brief
stop in Fergus Falls, VirginiaCopy !req
43. - for a groundbreaking of a library.
- You took my baby!Copy !req
44. The five living former
chief executives.Copy !req
45. Presidents Bush, Reagan,
Carter, Ford and NixonCopy !req
46. were on hand for the
groundbreaking ceremony.Copy !req
47. Correspondent Jeri Kelter reports
on this historic moment.Copy !req
48. The library is to be built near
the Fergus Falls Civic Center.Copy !req
49. - President Benson made no statements.
- Oh! My knee!Copy !req
50. Publicly, he seemed unaware of the
political blow he had been dealt.Copy !req
51. Privately, aides marveled at his spirit
as he performed his morning routineCopy !req
52. by milking the White House goatsCopy !req
53. and eating two helpings of
grapefruit and creamed corn.Copy !req
54. Tonight, the president and his top
advisers will burn the midnight oil.Copy !req
55. Sabotage.Copy !req
56. My God, man, what does it mean?Copy !req
57. We must tighten security, sir.
Find out who's behind it.Copy !req
58. No, no, no. The word "sabotage."
What does it mean?Copy !req
59. Someone's subverting
our mission, sir.Copy !req
60. One of our own may
be aiding the enemy.Copy !req
61. Come in!Copy !req
62. Mr. President.Copy !req
63. Oh, Jesus! Don't you ever sneak
up on me like that again.Copy !req
64. What is it, Bob?Copy !req
65. If Edwards hears of this,
he'll use it against you.Copy !req
66. - He'll try to prove you're incompetent.
- I can prove that too.Copy !req
67. Mr. President, the CIA can't
afford another failure.Copy !req
68. We'll send Colonel Walters
to get our people.Copy !req
69. To ensure success,
we need Topper Harley.Copy !req
70. We've located him in the Far East.Copy !req
71. Topper Harley.Copy !req
72. We've served together before, sir.
There's no one better.Copy !req
73. - Cookie?
- Not me, sir.Copy !req
74. - Young lady?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
75. No, no, I was just
offering him a young lady.Copy !req
76. Oh, yeah, Topper Harley.Copy !req
77. Good. I love the boy.
Kid's got guts.Copy !req
78. There isn't a fighting man
on this planet that can...Copy !req
79. Gotcha! Listening at the door, huh?Copy !req
80. Well, Walters, looks like
we've got our saboteur.Copy !req
81. That's your wife, sir.Copy !req
82. Huh! Yeah, so it is.Copy !req
83. Lavinia. You're looking as
lovely as the day we met.Copy !req
84. Find out what she knows.Copy !req
85. As for you, get me Topper Harley.Copy !req
86. Hm?Copy !req
87. Gummi Bears, Gummi Bears!
Sprinkles, sprinkles!Copy !req
88. Gummi Bears, Gummi Bears!
Sprinkles, sprinkles...Copy !req
89. You fight!Copy !req
90. Aisle 5, mezzanine, to your left.Copy !req
91. Get your
program right here. Program!Copy !req
92. One pig snout sandwich.Copy !req
93. Both fighters are showing
signs of fatigue.Copy !req
94. They aren't moving
around the ring as much.Copy !req
95. Hey, this is where your
conditioning pays off.Copy !req
96. Coochie-coochie-coo. Coochie-goo.Copy !req
97. You win!Copy !req
98. Topper, Topper, Topper, Topper...Copy !req
99. Topper Harley!Copy !req
100. Mmm.Copy !req
101. Topper.Copy !req
102. I don't believe it.Copy !req
103. - Topper.
- Colonel.Copy !req
104. - Good to see you again.
- Yeah, you too.Copy !req
105. You want to tell me about it?Copy !req
106. Well, they let me live here.Copy !req
107. I help out fixing things.Copy !req
108. It's peaceful. Quiet.Copy !req
109. No one is allowed to talk.Copy !req
110. And that dim sum fighting
in the warehouse yesterday?Copy !req
111. I do that for the extra money.Copy !req
112. And to satisfy my male
cravings to kill and win.Copy !req
113. Colonel, who are they?Copy !req
114. She's CIA.Copy !req
115. - The other man's an extra.
- Ah.Copy !req
116. What does she do?Copy !req
117. Heads up Middle East
covert operations.Copy !req
118. Reports directly to Benson.Copy !req
119. Colonel, these men have
taken a supreme vow of celibacy.Copy !req
120. Like their fathers
and grandfathers.Copy !req
121. They haven't seen a
woman in decades.Copy !req
122. Miss Huddleston!Copy !req
123. Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
124. This is Michelle Huddleston.Copy !req
125. Topper Harley.Copy !req
126. Pleasure.Copy !req
127. - You're not easy to find.
- Why are you keeping track?Copy !req
128. It's like the colonel says:Copy !req
129. Good men are hard to find.Copy !req
130. I don't know what you
know about the last war,Copy !req
131. but some of our men
were missing in action.Copy !req
132. On two occasions we sent in
squads to rescue those men.Copy !req
133. Both squads failed.Copy !req
134. We must get the men who went to get
the men who went to get the men.Copy !req
135. - I'm here to make sure we succeed.
- What's this got to do with me?Copy !req
136. I'm going this time.Copy !req
137. - We want you to go with him.
- Why me, ma'am?Copy !req
138. Because you're the
best of what's left.Copy !req
139. My war is over.Copy !req
140. Mmm... Ah!Copy !req
141. It's a few extra dollars now.Copy !req
142. But you'll make that back
on your heating bill.Copy !req
143. We're gonna caulk the ashram
if you want to stop by.Copy !req
144. Thanks, Bob.Copy !req
145. This mission's important. We've
got to take care of our people.Copy !req
146. Come with me.Copy !req
147. When are you gonna put
Ramada behind you?Copy !req
148. - What are you saying?
- You say your war is over.Copy !req
149. Maybe the one out there is,
but not the one inside you.Copy !req
150. You running from the pain
won't solve anything.Copy !req
151. Because wherever you go,
you take the pain with you.Copy !req
152. You've come an awful
long way to lecture me.Copy !req
153. You were hurt when that woman left.Copy !req
154. You're using that to hide
from who you really are.Copy !req
155. - That was a long time ago.
- Thank you. Next!Copy !req
156. I don't want it.Copy !req
157. Nice butt.Copy !req
158. Topper, let me tell
you a little story.Copy !req
159. It seems there were three bears.Copy !req
160. One day when their porridge was
too hot, they took a walk.Copy !req
161. A little blond girl
skipped through the woodsCopy !req
162. and she ate their porridge
and sat in their chairsCopy !req
163. and slept in their beds.Copy !req
164. And when those bears returned
and discovered that mess...Copy !req
165. - Do you know what happened then?
- No.Copy !req
166. That little blond girl got scared.Copy !req
167. Ran away.Copy !req
168. So, what you're saying is,
that little blond girl is me.Copy !req
169. So I should color my hair...Copy !req
170. Topper, they didn't make
you this fighting machine.Copy !req
171. They just cooked up the
porridge and went for a walk.Copy !req
172. You won't stop running until
you face your three bears.Copy !req
173. Ramada.Copy !req
174. Colonel.Copy !req
175. I'm sorry.Copy !req
176. It has to end for me sometime.Copy !req
177. If you should change your mindCopy !req
178. here's my 900 number.Copy !req
179. It's $5.00 a minute.
I'll waive the charges.Copy !req
180. Your three bears.Copy !req
181. Ramada. Ramada. Ramada.Copy !req
182. If our lips should meet
InamorataCopy !req
183. Don Corleone.Copy !req
184. Kiss me, kiss me sweet
Inamorata.Copy !req
185. Hold me close
And say goodnight.Copy !req
186. With a love
As warm as wine.Copy !req
187. I'm at heaven's door
Inamorata.Copy !req
188. Want you more and more
Inamorata.Copy !req
189. You're a symphony.Copy !req
190. A very beautiful sonata
My inamorata.Copy !req
191. Say that you're my sweetheart
My love.Copy !req
192. You're a symphony.Copy !req
193. A very beautiful sonata
My inamorata.Copy !req
194. Say that you're my sweetheart
My love.Copy !req
195. Hey, what's wrong, kid?Copy !req
196. I love you so much.Copy !req
197. But it's such a crazy world. I don't
want anything to happen to us.Copy !req
198. Don't worry.Copy !req
199. In a few days, we'll be
on the train to Hawaii.Copy !req
200. We'll find a minister to marry us,
and we'll never be apart.Copy !req
201. But if something
should keep us apart?Copy !req
202. If one of us can't make it
to Blenheim Train Station?Copy !req
203. Like, for instance,Copy !req
204. if something came up unexpectedly.Copy !req
205. Not that I think it would.
Or it already has.Copy !req
206. Wherever I'll be, I want
you to know that...Copy !req
207. Kiss me.Copy !req
208. Kiss me like you've
never kissed me before.Copy !req
209. You will denounce the criminal acts
against our people by your president.Copy !req
210. Sign here. Initial
here, here, and here.Copy !req
211. Phil!Copy !req
212. Sign the document.Copy !req
213. I see you're no stranger to pain.Copy !req
214. I've been married.Copy !req
215. - Twice.
- Oy!Copy !req
216. Like the previous six, this victim
was found folded neatly in halfCopy !req
217. inside the glove compartment
of a sanitation truck.Copy !req
218. Police are baffled.Copy !req
219. This just in.Copy !req
220. Presidential military adviser
Colonel Denton WaltersCopy !req
221. has been captured during an aborted
attempt to free our hostages.Copy !req
222. This tape was delivered
to us just moments ago.Copy !req
223. They are treating me good here.Copy !req
224. The food is tasty and nourishing.Copy !req
225. The peaceful leader
of this countryCopy !req
226. has asked me to appeal
to you, Mr. PresidentCopy !req
227. to stop your vicious, imperialistic
tactics around the globe.Copy !req
228. Ladies and gentlemen,
please give a warm welcomeCopy !req
229. to His Excellency,
the Prime Minister of Japan.Copy !req
230. Mishahuru Soto and Mrs. Soto.Copy !req
231. The president of the United
States, Thomas Benson.Copy !req
232. Mr. President, this is Prime Minister
Mishahuru Soto and Mrs. Soto.Copy !req
233. President Benson,
where's your first lady?Copy !req
234. I don't know. I've had lots of women.
Lost my flower at the age of 15.Copy !req
235. I can't keep track.Copy !req
236. Let's get this over with.
I feel ill.Copy !req
237. My intestines were removed during
action in the North Atlantic.Copy !req
238. Took a torpedo in the gut. My
bowels were replaced with hemp.Copy !req
239. - Clogs easily.
- I hope you feel better.Copy !req
240. Well, my lips to yours.Copy !req
241. The junior senator
from Minnesota, Gray Edwards.Copy !req
242. President Benson,
Prime Minister Soto,Copy !req
243. ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
244. Tonight we put election
politics aside as I join youCopy !req
245. as majority whip and chairman of
the Foreign Affairs CommitteeCopy !req
246. in welcoming the
Japanese prime ministerCopy !req
247. and his lovely wife to
these United States.Copy !req
248. Our two great nations have begun...Copy !req
249. what we hope will be a long
and successful dialogue.Copy !req
250. Ptooh!Copy !req
251. - Not only...
- I don't remember eating that.Copy !req
252. I feel better now.
It's that raw fish odor.Copy !req
253. It makes...Copy !req
254. Oh, God.Copy !req
255. Look at that! Those my teeth?Copy !req
256. Only to continue
in the highest spirit...Copy !req
257. Yeah. They're filthy!Copy !req
258. And so I would like
to propose a toast.Copy !req
259. - Oh, thank you, Yoko.
- I'll take that, sir.Copy !req
260. To world peace.Copy !req
261. To a clean environment.Copy !req
262. To harmony with our planet
and world prosperity.Copy !req
263. Thank you.Copy !req
264. Looking for a place
to sit, lieutenant?Copy !req
265. I must talk to the president.
Can you arrange that?Copy !req
266. - You'd be amazed what I can do.
- It's my fault they got Walters.Copy !req
267. I want to go in.Copy !req
268. You showed up just in time.
We leave in the morning.Copy !req
269. I'm taking charge of this mission.
You mind working under a woman?Copy !req
270. And now, the president of
the United States, Thomas Benson.Copy !req
271. Prime Minister Tojo,
Senator Edwards,Copy !req
272. my fellow Americans and our
millions of illegal aliens.Copy !req
273. It seems like only yesterday
I was strafing your homes.Copy !req
274. Here I am today, begging you
not to make such good cars.Copy !req
275. Excuse me. I need a glass of water.Copy !req
276. Damn tongue's dry.
It's not mine, you know.Copy !req
277. Lost mine in Laos. Little
commie lopped it off.Copy !req
278. It's probably a doorstop somewhere.
Got this one from a basset hound.Copy !req
279. Get the car.Copy !req
280. President Benson.Copy !req
281. No, you're not.Copy !req
282. I've seen him. He's older,
about my height.Copy !req
283. Sir, this is Topper Harley.Copy !req
284. Topper. Yes, of course.
Son I never had.Copy !req
285. Well, no damn wonder
I didn't recognize you then.Copy !req
286. Word of advice, don't call
yourself the president.Copy !req
287. I wouldn't, neither should you.
It doesn't hold water.Copy !req
288. For that matter, neither do I. Let's
get away from these power cables.Copy !req
289. - I'd like to join the next mission.
- God bless you, boy.Copy !req
290. This one's on the QT.Copy !req
291. It's called "Secret Mission to
Get Walters and Our Boys Back."Copy !req
292. When you come back, I'm gonna
throw you wonderful guys a party.Copy !req
293. And there should be plenty to eat.Copy !req
294. I doubt more than half
of you will return.Copy !req
295. Thank you.Copy !req
296. Got a light, lieutenant?Copy !req
297. I quit smoking.Copy !req
298. Besides, I don't think
it's allowed here.Copy !req
299. What are they gonna do,
arrest me for smoking?Copy !req
300. - I know what to get you for Christmas.
- A Thighmaster? I've broken three.Copy !req
301. Really?Copy !req
302. Let's go to my apartment
and discuss our mission.Copy !req
303. I'm putty in your hands.Copy !req
304. In my hands, nothing
turns to putty.Copy !req
305. Tonight's the night we're
gonna make it happen.Copy !req
306. Tonight we'll put all
other things aside.Copy !req
307. Hmm.Copy !req
308. — Give in this time
and show me some affection.Copy !req
309. - We're going for those pleasures
in the night -Copy !req
310. I want to love you.Copy !req
311. Feel you.Copy !req
312. Wrap myself around you.Copy !req
313. I want to squeeze you.Copy !req
314. Please you.Copy !req
315. I just can't get enough.Copy !req
316. And if you move real slow.Copy !req
317. I'll let it go.Copy !req
318. I'm so excited.Copy !req
319. And I just can't hide it.Copy !req
320. I'm about to lose control
And I think I like it.Copy !req
321. I'm so excited.Copy !req
322. - Hm?
- And I just can't hide it.Copy !req
323. And I know, I know, I know, I know.Copy !req
324. I know I want you.Copy !req
325. We shouldn't even
think about tomorrow.Copy !req
326. Sweet memories will
last a long, long time.Copy !req
327. We'll have a good time,
baby, don't you worry.Copy !req
328. If we're still playing around,
boy, that's just fine.Copy !req
329. Let's get excited.Copy !req
330. We just can't hide it.Copy !req
331. No, no, noCopy !req
332. — I'm about to
lose control, and I think I like it.Copy !req
333. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
334. I'm so excited.Copy !req
335. - Oh.
- And I just can't hide it.Copy !req
336. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
337. I know, I know, I know, I know.Copy !req
338. I know I want you.Copy !req
339. I want you.Copy !req
340. Ooh, boy.Copy !req
341. I'm so excitedCopy !req
342. And I just can't hide it.Copy !req
343. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
344. I know, I know, I know, I know.Copy !req
345. I know I want you.Copy !req
346. I want youCopy !req
347. I'm so excited.Copy !req
348. What you do to me
I just can't hide it.Copy !req
349. You've got me burning up.Copy !req
350. I'm about to lose control
and I think I like it, yeah.Copy !req
351. I'm so excited.Copy !req
352. Yippee! Woo-hoo!Copy !req
353. Yippee-ki-yay! Woo!Copy !req
354. In an emotional
address at the state capitol.Copy !req
355. Nebraska Governor, Paul Burmaster,Copy !req
356. made a public apology for
his state being so flat.Copy !req
357. Where are you?Copy !req
358. I don't know.Copy !req
359. What's wrong?Copy !req
360. My arm's asleep.Copy !req
361. No, something else.Copy !req
362. My leg too.Copy !req
363. Please, you can tell me.Copy !req
364. Well...Copy !req
365. Topper.Copy !req
366. I have to wee-wee.Copy !req
367. Look, I told myself last night
was just going to be last night.Copy !req
368. I guess I just never counted on
finding a guy so deep, so sensitive.Copy !req
369. I've fallen for you, Topper.Copy !req
370. I've fallen for you big time.Copy !req
371. There's someone else, isn't there?Copy !req
372. I have no idea what you mean.Copy !req
373. Women sense these things.Copy !req
374. I said there's no one.Copy !req
375. I'm fine.Copy !req
376. I know about Ramada, Topper.
I read your dossier.Copy !req
377. She must be quite a woman.Copy !req
378. And what if she was?Copy !req
379. Was?Copy !req
380. Last call for Train 590 for
Glendale, San Francisco and Honolulu.Copy !req
381. Board! Board!Copy !req
382. I told you. Warned you twice.Copy !req
383. Harley.Copy !req
384. - Topper Harley.
- Right here.Copy !req
385. I cannot go with
you or ever see you again.Copy !req
386. Just believe that I love you.Copy !req
387. You must be brave, my darling.Copy !req
388. This card is printed
on recycled paper.Copy !req
389. Sergeant pick that up.
Someone could trip over it.Copy !req
390. Which one of you is
Michelle Huddleston?Copy !req
391. She is.Copy !req
392. I'm glad you're here. The
hostages are being moved.Copy !req
393. I'm Commander Armin
Harbinger. I'm in charge.Copy !req
394. Sorry, commander.
Presidential orders.Copy !req
395. We're in charge now.Copy !req
396. Any questions?
No, ma'am.Copy !req
397. Harley, I've been there.Copy !req
398. I've seen the enemy. If you're
not ready, you won't make it.Copy !req
399. I've fired a couple of guns.Copy !req
400. I'll assemble the men,
with your permission.Copy !req
401. Gentlemen, Ms. Huddleston, CIA,
and Lieutenant Topper Harley.Copy !req
402. We're working for them.Copy !req
403. Williams, com sync pac ram set
MOS 92-H tact op spec patty-wack.Copy !req
404. - Patty-wack?
- Give a dog a bone, sir.Copy !req
405. Of course.Copy !req
406. Rabinowitz, demolition. Can't wait
to blow something up for you.Copy !req
407. I look forward to it.Copy !req
408. Commander Harbinger advised me we
have 11 hours to free the prisoners.Copy !req
409. After that, we may
lose them forever.Copy !req
410. This is the prison camp area.Copy !req
411. It's heavily guarded, but they won't
expect an attack from the jungle.Copy !req
412. Your contact, code name Bench
Press, will lead you to the camp.Copy !req
413. I'll meet you at the
rendezvous point.Copy !req
414. Good luck.Copy !req
415. Topper!Copy !req
416. I know we haven't had
much time togetherCopy !req
417. but when you go into battle,
take something of mine with you.Copy !req
418. Your lucky mole.Copy !req
419. Topper, what are you reading?Copy !req
420. Great Expectations.Copy !req
421. - Is it any good?
- It's not all I hoped for.Copy !req
422. Know what I'm gonna
do if we make it?Copy !req
423. I'm gonna go back to Eagle River
and marry my gal, Edith Mae.Copy !req
424. Gonna get us a nice little place
with a white picket fence.Copy !req
425. You know the kind.Copy !req
426. Two-car garage.Copy !req
427. Maybe a fishing boat.Copy !req
428. And in 15 years, when
they're all paid for,Copy !req
429. I'll set my charges and
blow the shit out of them.Copy !req
430. You got a girl, Topper?Copy !req
431. Penny to Sky King, no parents
in sight. Party is on.Copy !req
432. Green, green, green...Copy !req
433. Hook up.Copy !req
434. Geronimo!Copy !req
435. Geronimo!Copy !req
436. Me!Copy !req
437. Ahh.Copy !req
438. Thanks, brothers.Copy !req
439. Jeez!Copy !req
440. Stop it!Copy !req
441. - Ramada.
- Topper.Copy !req
442. - What are you doing here?
- This is Bench Press, our contact.Copy !req
443. - I didn't know.
- You know each other?Copy !req
444. Yes. Yes, we do.Copy !req
445. It's been a long time.Copy !req
446. - Let's see, the last time we met...
- Was The Flurvian Sea.Copy !req
447. - You remember?
- I remember every detail.Copy !req
448. The sky was blue. You wore gray.
I was in chiffon.Copy !req
449. Topper, there's so much to say.Copy !req
450. You're as pretty as
when you dumped me.Copy !req
451. You've changed.Copy !req
452. That beauty mark.Copy !req
453. It was a... It's a gift.Copy !req
454. Very touching,
but it's no time to reminisce.Copy !req
455. We must be at the rendezvous point in
seven hours or we miss our pickup.Copy !req
456. It's your show, hero.Copy !req
457. Let's move out.Copy !req
458. Follow me.Copy !req
459. We're late. I know a shortcut.Copy !req
460. The meat's smoking.
Shut up.Copy !req
461. - Let's take it off the grill.
- Leave me alone.Copy !req
462. - Frank, you're drunk again.
- Whose fault is that?Copy !req
463. This is the best way to
the prison compound.Copy !req
464. They see many boats,
so they won't be suspicious.Copy !req
465. There are clothes
in the wheelhouse.Copy !req
466. Somebody once wrote,
"Hell is the impossibility of reason."Copy !req
467. That's what this place
feels like. Hell.Copy !req
468. I hate it already, and it's
only been a few hours.Copy !req
469. I'm so tired. We get up at 5:00...Copy !req
470. At first I thought
they'd handed me the wrong dossier.Copy !req
471. I couldn't believe
they wanted him dead.Copy !req
472. Third generation West Point.
Top of his class.Copy !req
473. Korea, Airborne,Copy !req
474. about a thousand decorations,
et cetera, et cetera.Copy !req
475. I loved you in Wall Street!Copy !req
476. An enemy control boat has changed
course and is heading for our people.Copy !req
477. Send the alert.Copy !req
478. Hello, Lucky. Report my signal.Copy !req
479. Report my signal. Over.Copy !req
480. Hello, George Mike Walters.
Strength three. Over.Copy !req
481. Recon reports Indians on the
Warpath in your area. Over.Copy !req
482. No Indians here. Over.Copy !req
483. Do not take literally. Repeat.
Do not take literally.Copy !req
484. The vultures are circling
the carcass. Repeat.Copy !req
485. The vultures are
circling the carcass.Copy !req
486. I see a couple of gulls, but...Copy !req
487. Pit bull's out of the cage.
Crips are raiding the store.Copy !req
488. Hey, you yanking my crank?Copy !req
489. They see a woman, they will
know we are masquerading.Copy !req
490. Only men are allowed
to do the fishing.Copy !req
491. Topper.Copy !req
492. Why did you have to come here now?Copy !req
493. Of all the missions
in all the jungles...Copy !req
494. - you had to walk into this one.
- I tried to stay away.Copy !req
495. I thought I'd never see you again,
that you were out of my life.Copy !req
496. But it's a sequel. I had to come.Copy !req
497. Do you know what
the critics will say?Copy !req
498. - "Same warmed-over characters..."
- Topper, stop it.Copy !req
499. You're only using this whole
casting thing as an excuseCopy !req
500. to hide what's hurting you.Copy !req
501. Hurt? Maybe. Once.Copy !req
502. But I knew this day would come.Copy !req
503. I knew one day you'd
come crawling backCopy !req
504. begging for forgiveness.
Groveling, sniveling,Copy !req
505. pleading for another chance.Copy !req
506. Sorry, sweetheart, but this all-day
sucker is down to the soggy stick.Copy !req
507. No, Topper, you don't understand.Copy !req
508. I'm married. I was married
before you and I ever met.Copy !req
509. I'm still married today.Copy !req
510. - You're joking.
- I'm not.Copy !req
511. - You've got to be.
- If I was joking I would say,Copy !req
512. "A horse walks into a bar. The
bartender says, 'Why the long face?"'Copy !req
513. You are married.Copy !req
514. - Why didn't you tell me?
- I thought he was dead.Copy !req
515. He worked for the CIA,
training pilots in Germany.Copy !req
516. Highest security.Copy !req
517. They told me he died
over Villenshtoben.Copy !req
518. The day before we were to goCopy !req
519. I got word he was alive,
in a hospital in Berlin.Copy !req
520. I had to go to him.Copy !req
521. They ordered me not to tell anyone.Copy !req
522. - I know how you must feel.
- You do, huh?Copy !req
523. You know how it feels
to have your heart shotCopy !req
524. and tied to the hood of a car?Copy !req
525. To be passed like a
large kidney stone?Copy !req
526. Ramada,Copy !req
527. I don't think so.Copy !req
528. Patrol boat!Copy !req
529. Remember, we're not American.
These boys aren't stupid.Copy !req
530. Where's Harbinger?Copy !req
531. Shut off your engine.Copy !req
532. Shut off your engine.
We're boarding.Copy !req
533. Hm.Copy !req
534. Kareem of Onion! Al Jarreau!Copy !req
535. Go on! Get out of here!Copy !req
536. Take that to the bank and cash it!Copy !req
537. Swim for shore!Copy !req
538. Save yourselves!Copy !req
539. Swim for it! I'll catch up.Copy !req
540. Go!Copy !req
541. Omar Sharif!Copy !req
542. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!Copy !req
543. Whoa!Copy !req
544. Topper?Copy !req
545. President Benson is
returning to Washington todayCopy !req
546. to speak to the nation in
what experts are callingCopy !req
547. the pivotal address of
his political career.Copy !req
548. - How is the speech coming, sir?
- Hm?Copy !req
549. Oh, I'm practicing my A's.Copy !req
550. - This look like an A to you?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
551. All right.Copy !req
552. What's that, Bill?Copy !req
553. We just received word from
Michelle. Harley is missing.Copy !req
554. - His boat has been demolished.
- Oh, damn it!Copy !req
555. Every time I give an order,
it gets screwed up!Copy !req
556. Plan a reception,
wrong hors d'oeuvres.Copy !req
557. Appoint an ambassador,
he leaves the country.Copy !req
558. Mr. President, we need a plan.Copy !req
559. This may be our last chance
to get the hostages out.Copy !req
560. All right.Copy !req
561. Here's where we are and
here is where they are.Copy !req
562. - Oh, Jesus. Oh, God.
- Oh, no time for prayer, Bob.Copy !req
563. - Here's the target area.
- That's Minnesota, sir.Copy !req
564. Damn it, man, that's
the genius of my plan.Copy !req
565. Why go over there to fight?
We can do it right here at home.Copy !req
566. - Sir, the enemy is over there.
- Then we'll fly them over here.Copy !req
567. Their families too. We'll
teach them to skate...Copy !req
568. - Do I have to think of everything?
- But the hostages!Copy !req
569. It is imperative that you act now!Copy !req
570. Topper?Copy !req
571. Whoooaaa.Copy !req
572. Topper! You made it!Copy !req
573. That's right, Cindy, it's
23 minutes past the hour.Copy !req
574. And now here's the Buckinghams
with Kind of a Drag.Copy !req
575. You're bleeding.Copy !req
576. I'll be all right.Copy !req
577. Something else bothers
me a lot more.Copy !req
578. Harbinger, where were you
when the patrol boat arrived?Copy !req
579. Below, sweeping the boat for bombs.
What are you accusing me of?Copy !req
580. Nothing, yet. But I want
you to know I smell a rat.Copy !req
581. Don't push me. Before you
bagged your first babe,Copy !req
582. I was slitting throats
for a living.Copy !req
583. I'm not saying I don't trust you,
and I'm not saying I do. But I don't.Copy !req
584. Save it for the enemy.
We got a job to do.Copy !req
585. Oh, look. I'm cut too.Copy !req
586. Oh.Copy !req
587. They got me too.
It's a real gusher.Copy !req
588. Let's get going.Copy !req
589. There's a guard at the gate.Copy !req
590. He's mine.Copy !req
591. Wait here.Copy !req
592. Topper.Copy !req
593. - Topper.
- Jesus!Copy !req
594. Before we go in, you
should know something.Copy !req
595. - What now?
- Have you heard of Dexter Hayman?Copy !req
596. The freedom fighter?Copy !req
597. Yeah, he won the Nobel Prize for
inventing the artificial appendix.Copy !req
598. Exactly. Dexter is
one of the captives.Copy !req
599. - He's my husband.
- You've got to be joking.Copy !req
600. If I was joking, I would say,Copy !req
601. "A rabbi, a priest and a
minister walk into a bar..."Copy !req
602. Okay, he is your husband.Copy !req
603. Topper, I was so young,
just a schoolgirl.Copy !req
604. He was an older man, so wise
in the ways of the world.Copy !req
605. He used to come around the
schoolyard, day after day.Copy !req
606. I so admired his persistence.Copy !req
607. Even the restraining order my parents
slapped on him was no deterrent.Copy !req
608. He opened my eyes to the arts,
music, clog-dancing, WrestleMania.Copy !req
609. His work has meant
so much to so many.Copy !req
610. And I owe him everything, Topper.Copy !req
611. Everything.Copy !req
612. I'm happy for you, kid.Copy !req
613. But if you think you can hurt
me again, you're wrong.Copy !req
614. I left my heart in my other pants.Copy !req
615. Go.Copy !req
616. Oy!Copy !req
617. Ah!Copy !req
618. Cock-a-doodle-doo!Copy !req
619. Ah!Copy !req
620. Mm!Copy !req
621. Cock-a-doodle-doo.Copy !req
622. The Iraqi coast.Copy !req
623. Oh, those bluffs look treacherous.Copy !req
624. Hadn't counted on that.Copy !req
625. But if God is on our side, we will
rendezvous on Lincoln's wart by noon.Copy !req
626. That's it, men.Copy !req
627. We're going in!Copy !req
628. My rescue mission was underway.Copy !req
629. But two things kept
running through my mind.Copy !req
630. Would we get to the men in time?Copy !req
631. And why did I bring
helium instead of air?Copy !req
632. I'll go to the rear.Copy !req
633. Take the front door.Copy !req
634. The keys.Copy !req
635. - What?
- Enough!Copy !req
636. I'll have a hamburger.Copy !req
637. - Where are the prisoners?
- There.Copy !req
638. - Let's go!
- I'll take the back gate.Copy !req
639. Now, that's a hell of a gun.Copy !req
640. - Where's Dexter Hayman?
- Villa compound 405.Copy !req
641. Okay. I'm here.Copy !req
642. "Terrorist Mountain."Copy !req
643. "It's a Small War."Pirates
of the Persian Gulf."Copy !req
644. "Hostage Mover."
Ah! "Dexter's Dungeon."Copy !req
645. Harbinger, what are you doing here?Copy !req
646. I was right, wasn't I? You
sabotaged the other missions.Copy !req
647. - I find that unacceptable.
- You got me wrong.Copy !req
648. All these years,Copy !req
649. fighting, and shooting and killing.Copy !req
650. I just... I can't go on. I...Copy !req
651. Hey, hey, hey, rainy face!
Hey, proud warrior.Copy !req
652. Let the sun come out,
you big bad G.I. Joe.Copy !req
653. You know, kitten, we all have
permission to make mistakes.Copy !req
654. It's called "learning."Copy !req
655. You give your Uncle TopperCopy !req
656. a nice big blow.Copy !req
657. I'm done.Copy !req
658. Thattaboy.Copy !req
659. Thanks. I can kill again.Copy !req
660. - You've given me a reason to live.
- Good.Copy !req
661. Head for the gate. Plenty of
bad guys to shoot on the way.Copy !req
662. Keeps going,
and going, and going, and going.Copy !req
663. Nothing outlasts the...Copy !req
664. Oh!Copy !req
665. Yes!Copy !req
666. There's a copter pad
half a mile away.Copy !req
667. - That's our ticket out.
- We can't leave. Not without Dexter.Copy !req
668. Topper! Watch out!Copy !req
669. For a moment there,
I thought you were...Copy !req
670. Gabriella Sabatini?Copy !req
671. I get that all the time.
It must be the nose.Copy !req
672. Ironically, I haven't picked
up a racket in years.Copy !req
673. You saved my life.Copy !req
674. Topper, no matter what happens,
I want you to know thatCopy !req
675. I never stopped loving you.Copy !req
676. Let's move out!Copy !req
677. You know how to get
to the copter pad.Copy !req
678. If I'm not there in 15,
you know what to do.Copy !req
679. - We get the hell out of here.
- No! Wait another 15 minutes.Copy !req
680. We could hear
gunfire from the compound.Copy !req
681. From out of nowhere,
a patrol boat appeared.Copy !req
682. How would we get past the
soldiers on that boat?Copy !req
683. Then, suddenly, it happened.Copy !req
684. Take cover!Copy !req
685. Guys.Copy !req
686. Jeez!Copy !req
687. That's it, good night.Copy !req
688. War. It's fantastic!Copy !req
689. Drop the gun!Copy !req
690. Drop it!Copy !req
691. You will die, Yankee bastard man.
How you say? Like a dog.Copy !req
692. Now march!Copy !req
693. March!Copy !req
694. I kill you where you stand,
you imperialist Yankee-Doodle dork.Copy !req
695. Slippery rascal!Copy !req
696. Butcher of Baghdad. Hello?Copy !req
697. Well, hello.Copy !req
698. Who is it? Who is it?Copy !req
699. - Your wife, Hillary Rodham Hussein.
- Jesus! I'm so stupid!Copy !req
700. I was supposed to pick her up.Copy !req
701. Tell her I'm at the gym.
No, I'm out of town.Copy !req
702. On business. Bombing,
gassing, execution.Copy !req
703. - Something. Make it up.
- I'm sorry. Just missed him.Copy !req
704. I owe you one.Copy !req
705. Ali MacGraw! My eyes.Copy !req
706. You little...! I'm going
to split you like a melon!Copy !req
707. Now I will kill you
until you die from it.Copy !req
708. In a pig's ear.Copy !req
709. - Mr. President!
- Suffering succotash!Copy !req
710. Looks like the upper hand is
on the other foot, Saddam.Copy !req
711. Ah-ha.Copy !req
712. Uh-oh!Copy !req
713. Yes!Copy !req
714. My skin's made of asbestos.Copy !req
715. Tanning parlor accident
at Dien Bien Phu.Copy !req
716. Go on about your business. I got
a bone to settle with this guy.Copy !req
717. Yes, sir. I'll get Dexter.Copy !req
718. Let's make this a fair fight.Copy !req
719. I've been
waiting for you, O Big One.Copy !req
720. We meet at last.
The circle is complete.Copy !req
721. - Now I am the master!
- Only the master of evil, Saddam.Copy !req
722. Your powers are...Copy !req
723. Your powers are
weak. You shouldn't have come.Copy !req
724. Well, I have. We'll settle
this the old Navy way.Copy !req
725. First guy to die, loses!Copy !req
726. Water. Water! Water, please.Copy !req
727. - It's locked. From the inside.
- No!Copy !req
728. - Damn it!
- We're gonna die!Copy !req
729. - Get ahold of yourself!
- Blow it!Copy !req
730. - It's not our property.
- Do it. Do it!Copy !req
731. Oh, Mr. Geppetto!Copy !req
732. Go ahead. Shoot. You'll
get nothing from me.Copy !req
733. You are filth. I spit
in the face of filth.Copy !req
734. - I've come to get you out of here.
- You're American.Copy !req
735. Yes, from America. Let's go.Copy !req
736. My friend, I yearn for
freedom as much as anyoneCopy !req
737. but I run from no man.Copy !req
738. You've got to come with me.Copy !req
739. I can't walk.Copy !req
740. They've tied my shoelaces together.Copy !req
741. A knot.Copy !req
742. Bastards.Copy !req
743. I'm aborting the mission. Envelope
is closed. We're lifting off.Copy !req
744. Here you go. It's $4.50.Copy !req
745. I didn't think you'd make it.Copy !req
746. Onboard. We're getting out.Copy !req
747. What about the others?
We just can't leave them.Copy !req
748. Wait! I can't go any further.
I need a drink.Copy !req
749. Okay. Right a bit.
Whoa, stop there.Copy !req
750. Down a bit, down a bit. There.
It's not very cold. Is this filtered?Copy !req
751. Their artillery will be down
on us soon. We have to go.Copy !req
752. No! We'll lose Topper and Dexter.Copy !req
753. But that's been the idea all
along, hasn't it, Michelle?Copy !req
754. You're looking beautiful as ever,
Ramada. How did you know?Copy !req
755. I didn't. It all came
together when I saw you here.Copy !req
756. I remembered your
inscription in my yearbook.Copy !req
757. You wrote, "Remember the
fun we had in class"Copy !req
758. "and I'll fuck up your life
if it's the last thing I do."Copy !req
759. And then I realize where
I had last seen this.Copy !req
760. What could I have done to
make you so vindictive?Copy !req
761. Goodness sake. You know each other.Copy !req
762. Oh, Ramada, how could
you have been so blind?Copy !req
763. You were too wrapped up in being
Miss Perfect College to notice me.Copy !req
764. Why concern yourself with the feelings
of one insignificant roommate?Copy !req
765. One fabulous day,
one incredible experience.Copy !req
766. I had no idea it meant
so much to you.Copy !req
767. I remember that day as
if it were yesterday.Copy !req
768. The exhilaration of experimenting,Copy !req
769. sharing something so new,
so dangerous,Copy !req
770. - so intimate.
- Go on.Copy !req
771. And I'll never forget
the look on your face.Copy !req
772. The way the sweat glistened
on your hard body.Copy !req
773. Then you tied my ankles.Copy !req
774. Tighter. Tighter.Copy !req
775. But it just wasn't right.
It wasn't natural.Copy !req
776. Bungee-jumping is just
too dangerous a sport.Copy !req
777. Bungee-jumping? That's it?Copy !req
778. How could you hurt so
many innocent people?Copy !req
779. Oh, Ramada! It was
always so easy for you.Copy !req
780. How could you understand?Copy !req
781. I had Dexter imprisoned because
I wanted you to sufferCopy !req
782. - as much as you made me suffer.
- You fool!Copy !req
783. When I discovered I couldn't
win Topper becauseCopy !req
784. he loved you, I tried
to have you killed.Copy !req
785. He... He still loves me.Copy !req
786. You turned your back on AmericaCopy !req
787. because of your jealousy.
You're gonna pay for this.Copy !req
788. Good doggy!Copy !req
789. Ew.Copy !req
790. Ah-huh!Copy !req
791. Aluminum siding. Ten-year
guarantee. No paint needed.Copy !req
792. Hm.Copy !req
793. Do you have any idea
where you're going?Copy !req
794. Ha! You missed!Copy !req
795. It'll take more than that
to stop me, you devils!Copy !req
796. Don't jiggle me.Copy !req
797. Advil! Midol! Get over
here! To the helicopter.Copy !req
798. They clicked with
the wrong dictator.Copy !req
799. This means war!Copy !req
800. You better let me handle this, son.Copy !req
801. Ew. You're so sweaty.Copy !req
802. - I knew you'd make it.
- It's about time.Copy !req
803. - Michelle.
- She's our saboteur.Copy !req
804. Can you get me off
for old times' sake?Copy !req
805. Sorry, precious. You sold out the
greatest country in the world.Copy !req
806. And to think I wore your mole.
Get her out of here.Copy !req
807. Dexter?Copy !req
808. Ramada.Copy !req
809. Oh, dear Dexter. Look what
they've done to your shoelaces.Copy !req
810. Oh, my darling. You've no idea
what I've just been through.Copy !req
811. But now we're together again.
We have much to look forward to.Copy !req
812. I want to do it all.
Donahue. Geraldo.Copy !req
813. Sally Jessy. Oh, and who's
that black chick...?Copy !req
814. - Oprah.
- Yes! Yes. Her too.Copy !req
815. Let's go! It's getting hot here.Copy !req
816. I'm going back for the president.Copy !req
817. Topper!Copy !req
818. I'm staying here with you.Copy !req
819. Get on that helicopter with
Dexter, where you belong.Copy !req
820. Why? I thought you loved me.Copy !req
821. Ramada, I do love you.
I've tried to forget youCopy !req
822. but no matter what, your face
is on the tip of my tongue.Copy !req
823. Then let me stay with you.Copy !req
824. Ramada, I want to be with you.
I want to hold you.Copy !req
825. Meet your parents and pet your dog.Copy !req
826. My parents are dead.
My dog ate them.Copy !req
827. I'm sorry. We both know
you belong with Dexter.Copy !req
828. You're part of his work,
the thing that keeps him going.Copy !req
829. I'm not being noble, but do you have
any idea what'd happen if you stay?Copy !req
830. Of course I do.Copy !req
831. Sex. Wild, free, passionate,
unbridled sex.Copy !req
832. I'd fondle you in ways
you can't imagine.Copy !req
833. I would pleasure you at any time,
in any place, in any way,Copy !req
834. for as long as you
could possibly desire.Copy !req
835. You better get going.
You'll miss your takeoff.Copy !req
836. Goodbye, Topper. God bless you.Copy !req
837. Wait, let me get a shot of you two.Copy !req
838. It'll be great for the talk shows.
Let's frame this up.Copy !req
839. Closer together.
Come on. Don't be shy.Copy !req
840. Put your arm around her.Copy !req
841. I've almost got it.
This is a great shot.Copy !req
842. My God, you're gonna love this!Copy !req
843. You know, under other circumstances,
you'd make a great couple.Copy !req
844. Oh, well. Say che...Copy !req
845. You're moving too much.
Quit spinning!Copy !req
846. This'll make me rich and f...Copy !req
847. - He really was a wiener!
- Don't get me started.Copy !req
848. Hold it there! Hold it!Copy !req
849. This buggy going to America?Copy !req
850. I was afraid we'd lost you!Copy !req
851. Lost? Not a chance.Copy !req
852. Shove over! I get the window seat.Copy !req
853. - They're in my sights.
- Just a second! This is personal.Copy !req
854. We're too heavy.
We need to lose weight.Copy !req
855. One can have a dream, baby.Copy !req
856. Two can make that dream so real.Copy !req
857. One can talk about being in love.Copy !req
858. Two can say how it really feels.Copy !req
859. It takes two, baby.Copy !req
860. It takes two, baby.Copy !req
861. Make a dream come true.Copy !req
862. Just take two.Copy !req
863. One can have a broken heart.Copy !req
864. Living in misery.Copy !req
865. Two can really ease the pain.Copy !req
866. Like a perfect remedy.Copy !req
867. One can be alone in a crowd.Copy !req
868. Like an island, he's all alone.Copy !req
869. Two can make it just anyplace.Copy !req
870. Seems just like being home.Copy !req
871. It takes two, baby.Copy !req
872. It takes two, baby.Copy !req
873. Me and you.Copy !req
874. Just take two.Copy !req
875. Ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh.Copy !req
876. Whoo-oo-oo-oo-ooh.Copy !req
877. Ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ooh.Copy !req
878. Ooh-oo-ooh.Copy !req
879. Just take two.Copy !req
880. Just take two.Copy !req
881. Ooh, one can go out to a movie.Copy !req
882. Looking for a special treat.Copy !req
883. Two can make that single room.Copy !req
884. Something really kinda sweet.Copy !req
885. Yeah, one can take a
walk in the moonlight.Copy !req
886. Thinkin' that it's really nice.Copy !req
887. But two walkin' hand in hand.Copy !req
888. Is like addin' just
a pinch of spice.Copy !req
889. Yeah, it takes two, baby.Copy !req
890. It takes two, baby.Copy !req
891. Me and you.Copy !req
892. Just take two.Copy !req
893. It takes two, baby.Copy !req
894. It takes two, baby.Copy !req
895. To make a dream come true.Copy !req
896. Hot Shots!
Part Deux was filmed in HollywoodCopy !req
897. in front of a live studio audience.Copy !req
898. http://subscene.com/u/659433
Improved by: @IvandroflyCopy !req