1. - Quack, quack.
- Look out!Copy !req
2. He singed my tail feathers.Copy !req
3. Yee-ha!Copy !req
4. All right, Buzz. That's enough of that.Copy !req
5. What did I just say?Copy !req
6. That is a good way to lose an eye, my friend.Copy !req
7. Hold it. We've got company at two o'clock.Copy !req
8. I got him, Mailman. Hang on.Copy !req
9. Here we go.Copy !req
10. - Buzz, what is goin' on up there?
- Just movin' a road hog.Copy !req
11. - Knock it off! What kind of stunt was that?
- Just seein' what this baby can do.Copy !req
12. This bag of bones isn't rated past Mach two.Copy !req
13. - Mach one!
- The G-forces, Buzz! The G-forces!Copy !req
14. Mach two! Gotta push the envelope.Copy !req
15. Mach three!Copy !req
16. Buzz! We're tearing apart!Copy !req
17. I'm losin' control.
Eject, Mailman. Hit the silk!Copy !req
18. - I can't get out!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
19. Buzz! Get back here!Copy !req
20. OK. I've been in tougher scrapes than this.Copy !req
21. There's the ground. It looks hard. OK, trees.Copy !req
22. No! Oh. Mahogany. Ow!Copy !req
23. Squirrel's nest. Bird. Ow! Pine.Copy !req
24. Ow! Oh, the ground.Copy !req
25. Oh... Oh...Copy !req
26. Oh, I made it.Copy !req
27. I made it! There is a God.Copy !req
28. Hallelujaaaaaa!Copy !req
29. Ow! Oh! Ouch! Ow!Copy !req
30. Oh, you're French, aren't you?Copy !req
31. Ah... yeah, just like that.Copy !req
32. - Hey, look! There's one!
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
33. Topper Harley?Copy !req
34. Once, perhaps.Copy !req
35. Now I am called Tukachinchilla.Copy !req
36. - What does it mean?
- Fluffy Bunny Feet.Copy !req
37. It's very nice.Copy !req
38. I'm Lieutenant Commander James Block.Copy !req
39. I knew your father Buzz.Copy !req
40. Until his incident, he was
the greatest pilot who ever lived.Copy !req
41. We need to talk.Copy !req
42. The Navy wants...Copy !req
43. The Navy wants you back, Harley.Copy !req
44. They threw me out. Why should I go back?Copy !req
45. I came here to get away from the Navy.
Away from flying.Copy !req
46. The Navy has
a top-secret mission: Sleepy Weasel.Copy !req
47. I'm giving you a second chance,
which your father never had.Copy !req
48. You're the best of the best, Topper.Copy !req
49. Leave me to speak with the
one. He is wise in the ways of such things.Copy !req
50. The Navy really needs you.Copy !req
51. Great helium!Copy !req
52. Owatonna.Copy !req
53. Owatonna!Copy !req
54. Every night I hope and prayCopy !req
55. A dream lover will come my wayCopy !req
56. A girl to hold in my armsCopy !req
57. And know the magic of her charmsCopy !req
58. - Because I want
- Yeah-yeah, yeahCopy !req
59. - A girl
- Yeah-yeah, yeahCopy !req
60. - To call
- Yeah-yeah, yeahCopy !req
61. - My own
- Yeah-yeahCopy !req
62. I want a dream loverCopy !req
63. I don't have to dream aloneCopy !req
64. Dream lover, until thenCopy !req
65. I'll go to sleep, I'll dream againCopy !req
66. That's the only thing to doCopy !req
67. Till all my lover's dreams come trueCopy !req
68. - Because I want
- Yeah-yeah, yeahCopy !req
69. - A girl
- Yeah-yeah, yeahCopy !req
70. - To call
- Yeah-yeah, yeahCopy !req
71. - My own
- Yeah-yeahCopy !req
72. I want a dream loverCopy !req
73. I don't have to dream aloneCopy !req
74. Dream lover, until thenCopy !req
75. I'll go to sleep, I'll dream againCopy !req
76. That's the only thing to doCopy !req
77. Till all my lover's dreams come trueCopy !req
78. - Because I want
- Yeah-yeah, yeahCopy !req
79. - A girl
- Yeah-yeah, yeahCopy !req
80. - To call
- Yeah-yeah, yeahCopy !req
81. - My own
- Yeah-yeahCopy !req
82. I want a dream loverCopy !req
83. I don't have to dream aloneCopy !req
84. Wow!Copy !req
85. Wha-hoo!Copy !req
86. Ten... hut!Copy !req
87. Admiral. Good to see you again, sir.Copy !req
88. - It's been too long.
- And so it has. Yes, yes.Copy !req
89. - How are ya, sir?
- Hawaii?Copy !req
90. - Goddamn it, Bill, I should be in California.
- No, sir, this is California.Copy !req
91. - Well, gotta run. Good luck.
- But, sir, this is your command.Copy !req
92. Sleepy Weasel has been planned for
ten months. The president hand-picked you.Copy !req
93. Damn right he did.
No stoppin' us now, huh, Ted?Copy !req
94. - I'll show you your offices and brief you.
- You're a fine soldier, Scott. Lead the way.Copy !req
95. Oh, good God. I gotta pee.Copy !req
96. I had part of my bladder
blown off at Guadalcanal.Copy !req
97. Watch your step.
There's a lot of obstructions here.Copy !req
98. - I had a little dreidel!
- I made it out of clay!Copy !req
99. - And when it's dry and ready...
- My dreidel I will play!Copy !req
100. - Here's the story...
- Of a lovely lady!Copy !req
101. - Who was bringing up...
- Three very lovely girls!Copy !req
102. - All of them had hair of gold!
- Like their mother!Copy !req
103. - The youngest one...
- In curls!Copy !req
104. - Here's the story...
- Of a man named Brady!Copy !req
105. Gentlemen, he's back.Copy !req
106. How ya been?Copy !req
107. - Yeah, it's the big guy.
- Good to see ya.Copy !req
108. - Scooter! How you doin'?
- Topper. The main man.Copy !req
109. - Rabbi! Mazel tov.
- You should live and be well!Copy !req
110. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
111. Are you OK?Copy !req
112. You don't look so hot. You need some help?Copy !req
113. I'm OK.Copy !req
114. You're Topper Harley, aren't you?Copy !req
115. I hear you've got chops we only dream of.
Throwin' you out was a bum rap.Copy !req
116. I'm Jim Pfaffenbach.
Everybody calls me Wash Out.Copy !req
117. - You're a pilot?
- Oh, yeah. I'm gonna be flyin' with ya.Copy !req
118. Good.Copy !req
119. Phew.Copy !req
120. Cute.Copy !req
121. I like to stay in shape. Thanks.Copy !req
122. - Are these all at home?
- Yeah.Copy !req
123. The dogs, wife and kids.Copy !req
124. You got pictures of your family,
I'd love to see 'em.Copy !req
125. - I am my family photo.
- But everybody needs a family to love.Copy !req
126. I could never find time for love. It's
too heavy. It's an anchor that drowns a man.Copy !req
127. Besides, I got the sky,
the smell of jet exhaust, my bike.Copy !req
128. - A loner?
- No. I own it.Copy !req
129. I can see I'm gonna have to work on you.Copy !req
130. Name's Pete Thompson. But...Copy !req
131. everybody calls me Dead Meat.Copy !req
132. - Topper Harley.
- Just a pleasure.Copy !req
133. Attention on deck!Copy !req
134. Good morning, sir!Copy !req
135. I don't care
how many missions you've flown!Copy !req
136. I don't care how good you think you are!
You're nobody!Copy !req
137. And for the next ten days,
nobody takes a crap unless I say so!Copy !req
138. - Got it?
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
139. I said "Attention".Copy !req
140. Now, didn't I make myself clear?
Or don't you take orders?Copy !req
141. - When I say "Attention", I mean "Attention".
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
142. Now!Copy !req
143. - You eyeballin' me, mister?
- No, sir!Copy !req
144. The next time I see that ugly face of yours,
I want it clean-shaven! Suck in that chest!Copy !req
145. Pfaffenbach!Copy !req
146. - What you lookin' at, boy?
- Nothin', sir!Copy !req
147. Oh, I'm some lowlife that's
not good enough for you to talk to?Copy !req
148. Well, that attitude is short on collateral!
I'm God as far as you're concerned!Copy !req
149. Hey, hey. Lighten up.Copy !req
150. Cut the kid some slack.Copy !req
151. Who the hell are you talkin' to, son?Copy !req
152. Your ego's writin' cheques
your body can't cash.Copy !req
153. Now you got five minutes
to stow your gear.Copy !req
154. Get movin'!Copy !req
155. Yeah, I'm sure deep down he means well.Copy !req
156. I hope you were paying attention.Copy !req
157. - I don't think we've met.
- Kent Gregory.Copy !req
158. Excuse me if I don't shake your hand.Copy !req
159. Your father killed someone very special
to me: Dominic "Mailman" Farnham.Copy !req
160. - You mean...
- Yes.Copy !req
161. Dominic Farnham was my father.
I was his love child.Copy !req
162. - It was a hunting accident.
- Accident, my deep-blue eyes.Copy !req
163. It was reckless, irresponsible flying,
and you know it.Copy !req
164. Are you OK?Copy !req
165. This is an incredible coincidence,Copy !req
166. but the hunter who mistakenly
killed your fatherCopy !req
167. was Henry Pfaffenbach, my father.Copy !req
168. I feel terrible.Copy !req
169. Isn't this Henry Alva Pfaffenbach?Copy !req
170. My mother was a Pfaffenbach.Copy !req
171. Not... Doreen Pfaffenbach?Copy !req
172. - From Minnesota?
- Yeah.Copy !req
173. Then we're cousins! We used to
spend our summers in Eagle River.Copy !req
174. Eagle River?Copy !req
175. I hope you can forgive me for this.Copy !req
176. If it helps, I didn't have seconds.Copy !req
177. That's all right. It's not your fault.
Anyone could have made that mistake.Copy !req
178. But him... he's the type that could
end up killing every man in this outfit.Copy !req
179. Wait a minute. Why are you mad at me?
He's the one who ate your father.Copy !req
180. Like father, like son.
You've already been tossed out once.Copy !req
181. Hold it, hold it.Copy !req
182. We can't fight among ourselves.
We're all on the same team here.Copy !req
183. I want the two of you to shake hands.Copy !req
184. There, now. Isn't that better?Copy !req
185. - Yeah.
- Sure.Copy !req
186. There. We're friends again.Copy !req
187. Here. Have some of my lucky gum.Copy !req
188. Look, Dead Meat. We fly together,
we sleep next to each other, but that's all.Copy !req
189. Don't get too close.
Let me handle my own affairs.Copy !req
190. He's so complex.Copy !req
191. Aerial photos and recon reports
indicate a defensive arsenalCopy !req
192. in the D, and perhaps -C, categories.Copy !req
193. There's also some anti-aircraft squadrons.Copy !req
194. They can send up an ack-ack umbrella
high enough to make any attack ineffective.Copy !req
195. I don't have a clue
what you're talkin' about, Phil.Copy !req
196. I have a shell the size of a fist in my head
Pork Chop Hill.Copy !req
197. The only way I can make this toup stay onCopy !req
198. is by magnetising the upper left
quadrant of my skull.Copy !req
199. You just go ahead and do what you do.
Do you have any soup?Copy !req
200. Of course, sir. I'll have the mess
bring something right up.Copy !req
201. I love soup. I mean, I think I love soup.Copy !req
202. Son-of-a-bitchin' shell. It's either
soup or duck. Which one do you shoot?Copy !req
203. Duck, sir.Copy !req
204. - Are you all right, sir?
- Of course I'm all right.Copy !req
205. Why? What have you heard?Copy !req
206. Nothing, sir.Copy !req
207. Send some soup up for the admiral,
on the double.Copy !req
208. Let's go over this Slippery Weevil
one more time.Copy !req
209. I wanna familiarise myself with it as much
as I possibly can. So... give it to me, Ben.Copy !req
210. Every word. Every detail.Copy !req
211. Dot every comma.Copy !req
212. Those are some long legs.Copy !req
213. I just had them lengthened.
Now they go all the way up.Copy !req
214. Wow.Copy !req
215. It's nice to see you again.Copy !req
216. I was really impressed,
the way you handled that stallion.Copy !req
217. When I saw you dig your heels into his sides
tighten the reins and break his spirit,Copy !req
218. I never wanted to be a horse
so much in my life.Copy !req
219. After I finish off this shrink,
we can take a quick canter in the meadow.Copy !req
220. Lieutenant, I am the shrink.Copy !req
221. - You're the psychiatrist?
- That's what the diploma says.Copy !req
222. I've never been to a psychiatrist before.
You will be gentle?Copy !req
223. I've been ordered to review your records.Copy !req
224. You were discharged from the service
18 months ago for wilful insubordination.Copy !req
225. You disobeyed a direct order
and lost a $13m fighter in the process.Copy !req
226. Yes, I did. But I'm payin' it off
at ten bucks a week.Copy !req
227. I should have gotten
that extra collision coverage.Copy !req
228. Wasn't your father involved
in a similar incident?Copy !req
229. - What do you mean?
- Leland "Buzz" Harley.Copy !req
230. Three Purple Hearts,
presidential commendation.Copy !req
231. Then this incident,
the Dominic Farnham death.Copy !req
232. 1971, his Visa card was cancelled.Copy !req
233. 1975, a broken man,Copy !req
234. suffocated while working
the night shift in a Fotomat booth.Copy !req
235. Tell me how these events affected you.Copy !req
236. Well, I... I don't think about it much.Copy !req
237. That was a long time ago.Copy !req
238. Now if you'll excuse me,
I have some guns to grease.Copy !req
239. Lieutenant...Copy !req
240. Have you thought about
seeing a psychiatrist on a regular basis?Copy !req
241. I thought you'd never ask.Copy !req
242. I mean professionally.Copy !req
243. Thanks, Doctor.Copy !req
244. Thanks for the advice.Copy !req
245. - Be careful out there.
- I can take care of myself.Copy !req
246. - No. You're going to get hurt.
- I don't need your help, or anybody's.Copy !req
247. I'll be just fine.Copy !req
248. Are you OK?Copy !req
249. Yeah. I'm fine.Copy !req
250. Oh...Copy !req
251. Attention on deck.Copy !req
252. At ease, men.Copy !req
253. Be seated.Copy !req
254. Many of you are wondering about my pants.
Well, they ran short of material at the knee.Copy !req
255. So don't give me any shit.Copy !req
256. Now, I look out there
at all of you guys and I say to myself:Copy !req
257. What I wouldn't give
to be 20 years younger,Copy !req
258. and a woman.Copy !req
259. You know, I've flown over 194 missions,
and I was shot down on every one.Copy !req
260. Come to think of it, I've never
landed a plane in my life. Now,Copy !req
261. you men'll be piloting the backbone
of our proud American arsenal:Copy !req
262. The Oscar EW 5894 Phallus
tactical fighter bomber.Copy !req
263. Its lightweight sweptwing design
makes it extremely manoeuvrable and agile.Copy !req
264. Beneath its 21st-century skin is a highly
advanced avionics and weapons package.Copy !req
265. Designed for speed and combat acrobatics,Copy !req
266. it features the latest Mrs Halver
series 3800 radar-jamming Framus.Copy !req
267. - Admiral.
- Nurse.Copy !req
268. Sleepy Weasel's success depends
on our manoeuvring below enemy radar.Copy !req
269. I wanna see a major display of low-level
flying. Topper, Kent, you're up first.Copy !req
270. - Show me what you can do.
- Copy that, Purple Fluffer Nutter.Copy !req
271. Roger that, Milli Vanilli Chilly Willy.Copy !req
272. Bring 'em down, boys. I want your bellies to
scrape the sagebrush. Let's see who's best.Copy !req
273. I'm heading for the canyon floor.Copy !req
274. - For your information, I'm at 150 feet.
- I'm at 3rd and Main.Copy !req
275. Very pretty,
but enough hot-dogging, Harley.Copy !req
276. Just checkin' the traffic.Copy !req
277. - How'd I do, big fella?
- Don't get me started, Harley.Copy !req
278. Cut the chatter. Topper,
that was vintage Buzz Harley.Copy !req
279. You and your dad are two of a kind.Copy !req
280. Your ego's writin' cheques
your body can't cash.Copy !req
281. Topper! Get back in formation!Copy !req
282. Topper, you weren't clear to detach.Copy !req
283. - What was that all about?
- I, uh... thought I saw Elvis.Copy !req
284. Let it go, Topper.
The King is gone. Let's head for home.Copy !req
285. Not again!Copy !req
286. I need a landing clearance
for runway 30... 30 something.Copy !req
287. 30-thirty-something's been cancelled.
Go to runway 2-niner.Copy !req
288. Wash Out, what the hell
are you doin'? Pull it up.Copy !req
289. Wash Out, where the hell are you?
What is your location? You're off of radar.Copy !req
290. What is your location?Copy !req
291. It's not unusual to be loved by anyoneCopy !req
292. - Goin' up?
- Yes.Copy !req
293. Can I press your button?Copy !req
294. No, you've been slavin' over hot psychotics
all day. Let me get that.Copy !req
295. - Interesting perfume.
- It's Vicks. I have a cold.Copy !req
296. Ah.Copy !req
297. Lieutenant, you're staring.Copy !req
298. No, not really. I'm lost in your eyes.Copy !req
299. That is the whitest white part of the eye
I've ever seen. Do you floss?Copy !req
300. You're very confident, aren't you?Copy !req
301. When you have 10,000 pounds of thrust
at your command, you have to be.Copy !req
302. Lieutenant, please.
I'm talking to you as a psychiatrist.Copy !req
303. I'm recommending that you be grounded.Copy !req
304. - You've got to be joking.
- If I were joking, I'd have said...Copy !req
305. "What do you do
with an elephant with three balls?"Copy !req
306. "You walk him and pitch to the rhino."Copy !req
307. - You are serious.
- It's the best thing for you, and the mission.Copy !req
308. The best would be
if you'd stop tryin' to run my life.Copy !req
309. I'm a pilot, and nobody's gonna
keep me out of the sky.Copy !req
310. Ladies and gentlemen!
Twelve rounds of boxingCopy !req
311. for the WBA WBC WPA RSVPCopy !req
312. Heavyweight Championship of the World!Copy !req
313. Introducing celebrities at ringside,Copy !req
314. please welcome His Holiness,
the very popular pontiff,Copy !req
315. Pope John Paul II!Copy !req
316. Second!Copy !req
317. Lieutenant Commander Block.
We meet at last.Copy !req
318. - Isn't this place a little public?
- No, a crowd offers remarkable anonymity.Copy !req
319. How are we doing at Dudley?Copy !req
320. Oh, we're right on schedule.Copy !req
321. Can't quite get a reading
on Admiral Benson,Copy !req
322. but Topper Harley's playing into our hands.Copy !req
323. Here's his evaluation. A clear-cut case
of Paternal Conflict Syndrome.Copy !req
324. Ah, yes. PCS.Copy !req
325. I saw an Afterschool Special on that.
They're years away from a vaccine.Copy !req
326. Every time I mention Buzz's name,
Topper goes off.Copy !req
327. There's no way the unit will function,
and I'll abort the mission.Copy !req
328. The Navy's planes will seem inferior and
the president will beg for my superfighter.Copy !req
329. And, best of all, nobody gets hurt.Copy !req
330. Well done, Lieutenant Commander.Copy !req
331. America can't afford to fall behind,
Mr Wilson. We need your plane.Copy !req
332. This should be a good match.
Both men work for Don King.Copy !req
333. Well, fans, that's it.Copy !req
334. Good night. I'm outta here!Copy !req
335. The Strafing Run
proudly presents Lawrence Lipps!Copy !req
336. And now...Copy !req
337. What the world needsCopy !req
338. Thank you!Copy !req
339. Is loveCopy !req
340. Thank you so much!Copy !req
341. That's the only thing
that there's just too darn little ofCopy !req
342. Ramada?Copy !req
343. - Kent!
- Ramada!Copy !req
344. Qu'est-ce que je suis contente de te revoir.Copy !req
345. Argh! My eyes!Copy !req
346. Darling, I thought you were still in Brussel.Copy !req
347. Oh, Kent. We were only hurting each other.Copy !req
348. I thought that's the way you wanted it.Copy !req
349. Something's changed. It's not another
woman, is it? I couldn't compete with that.Copy !req
350. No, of course you couldn't.Copy !req
351. Well, what matters is that you're here.
We've a lot of catching up to do.Copy !req
352. Wonderful. Just let me
take care of something.Copy !req
353. - Don't be long, mon amour.
- Absolument.Copy !req
354. Some day he'll come alongCopy !req
355. The man I loveCopy !req
356. And he'll be big and strongCopy !req
357. The man I loveCopy !req
358. And when he comes my wayCopy !req
359. I'll do my bestCopy !req
360. To make... him... stayCopy !req
361. He'll look at me and smileCopy !req
362. I'll understandCopy !req
363. And in a little whileCopy !req
364. He'll take my handCopy !req
365. And though it seems absurdCopy !req
366. I know we both... won't say... a... wordCopy !req
367. Wow!Copy !req
368. Anybody here from out of town?Copy !req
369. Welcome. Nice to see you.Copy !req
370. Maybe I shall meet him somedayCopy !req
371. Maybe MondayCopy !req
372. Maybe notCopy !req
373. Still I'm sure to meet him one dayCopy !req
374. Maybe TuesdayCopy !req
375. Will be my good-news dayCopy !req
376. We'll build a little homeCopy !req
377. Just meant for twoCopy !req
378. From which I'll never roamCopy !req
379. Who would? Would you?Copy !req
380. And so all else aboveCopy !req
381. I'm dreaming ofCopy !req
382. The man... I... loveCopy !req
383. One day he'll come alongCopy !req
384. He'll be big and strongCopy !req
385. And when he comes my wayCopy !req
386. I'll do my best to make him stayCopy !req
387. And so all else aboveCopy !req
388. I'm dreamin' ofCopy !req
389. The man I loveCopy !req
390. - Ramada...
- Oh, no.Copy !req
391. Well, if it isn't God's gift to the cockpit.Copy !req
392. - Kent, your nostrils are flaring.
- That flying stunt today was pure madness.Copy !req
393. If a lady wasn't present,
I'd tear you apart like a Christmas goose.Copy !req
394. Yeah? Keep it up, you'll be carrying
your face home in a doggy bag.Copy !req
395. What is this macho thing?Copy !req
396. - He started it.
- Did not.Copy !req
397. - Did too.
- Did not.Copy !req
398. - You're behaving like children.
- He's a jerk.Copy !req
399. - Am not.
- Are too.Copy !req
400. - Am not.
- Are too too too...Copy !req
401. - Not not not...
too too too...Copy !req
402. Are too times ten.Copy !req
403. - That's it.
- Stop it.Copy !req
404. - Rumble!
- Don't push me.Copy !req
405. Stop it! Can't you act
like civilised human beings?Copy !req
406. - Hey, I'm sorry.
- I love you, pal.Copy !req
407. Listen. Kent and I have to talk, so please...Copy !req
408. Be my guest.Copy !req
409. Let's celebrate, honey.Copy !req
410. Hey, everybody. Drinks are on me.Copy !req
411. - Free beer!
- I want a gin sling!Copy !req
412. You haven't forgotten my offer, have you?Copy !req
413. Little house in the country,
white picket fence, StairMaster.Copy !req
414. Kent, you're everything
a woman could possibly want.Copy !req
415. But I'm just not ready for marriage. Not yet.Copy !req
416. Well, I have to get back to the base.
Tomorrow's an important flight.Copy !req
417. You know how puffy my eyes get
when I don't get enough rest.Copy !req
418. Good night.Copy !req
419. May I?Copy !req
420. - Shouldn't you be getting back to the base?
- I suppose,Copy !req
421. if I played life by the rules,
but you know I don't.Copy !req
422. All right. You can walk me to my apartment.Copy !req
423. I shouldn't have gotten mad
in the elevator today.Copy !req
424. But when I want something that bad,
I get all fired up.Copy !req
425. Maybe that's why I worry so.
Maybe more than I should.Copy !req
426. Something terrible could happen.
You must...Copy !req
427. - But I...
- Don't worry.Copy !req
428. Everything will be fine. I promise.Copy !req
429. Boy, I hope so.Copy !req
430. Well, this is it.Copy !req
431. - It's a nice place.
- It's OK.Copy !req
432. The only problem is I have a nosy landlady.Copy !req
433. Well, I guess this is good night.Copy !req
434. I don't wanna go back.Copy !req
435. You don't have to.Copy !req
436. I don't want to be alone.Copy !req
437. And, by the way,
I can go all night like a lumberjack.Copy !req
438. What about your landlady?Copy !req
439. You can do her, too.Copy !req
440. So, I take it you've been with a man before.Copy !req
441. I'm a virgin.Copy !req
442. I'm just not very good at it.Copy !req
443. Ooh!Copy !req
444. Ah!Copy !req
445. Yes. Oh, yes...Copy !req
446. Ah! Topper...Copy !req
447. Oh...Copy !req
448. Wash Out!Copy !req
449. Get into your flight suit.
We're ready to go up.Copy !req
450. I got kicked out.
My flight status has been withdrawn.Copy !req
451. I'm through, Dead Meat.Copy !req
452. - What happened?
- It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.Copy !req
453. - Can't something be done?
- A delicate corneal inversion procedure.Copy !req
454. A multioptipupiloptomy.Copy !req
455. But, to keep from
damaging the eye sockets,Copy !req
456. they've gotta go in through the rectum.Copy !req
457. Ain't no man gonna take that route with me.Copy !req
458. Is Topper around? I'd like to say goodbye.Copy !req
459. He didn't come back last night. He's AWOL.
As soon as Block finds out, he's history.Copy !req
460. But flying's his life.
He's the best pilot in the world.Copy !req
461. We need him as much as he needs us.Copy !req
462. I can't find my lucky gum. Do you have...Copy !req
463. Wash Out?Copy !req
464. Oh, my God. I missed my flight.Copy !req
465. You're amazing.Copy !req
466. Dead Meat!Copy !req
467. Mary!Copy !req
468. - Come to watch me fly?
- No. There was a meltdown at the plant.Copy !req
469. - They gave me afternoon off.
- Terrific!Copy !req
470. Oh! Good news. We just closed escrow
on our little dream house.Copy !req
471. - Wonderful! When do we move in?
- Tuesday.Copy !req
472. The kids are stripping
the asbestos off the pipes now.Copy !req
473. That's great!
Things couldn't be better for us.Copy !req
474. I'm so blessed.Copy !req
475. Oh! Your life insurance forms
came for you to sign.Copy !req
476. Oh, my mirror!Copy !req
477. Huh!Copy !req
478. - I'll get another pen.
- No need. I'll sign it when I get back.Copy !req
479. Well, you know best.Copy !req
480. Honey, you know that global-warming
problem? I know how we can reverse it.Copy !req
481. - Tell me.
- No, not now, lovey-bumpers.Copy !req
482. There'll be plenty of time for that later.Copy !req
483. And my investigation
into JFK's assassination?Copy !req
484. You found the evidence you wanted?Copy !req
485. Yes. It's right here in my pocket.
It's big, honey.Copy !req
486. It goes all the way to the White House.Copy !req
487. - Do you want me to hold it for you?
- Nah. It'll be safe right here.Copy !req
488. I'm in a jet. What could go wrong?Copy !req
489. Oh, Dead Meat. We just couldn't be
any more perfectly happy.Copy !req
490. Where the hell is Topper?Copy !req
491. Thanks for joinin' the party!Copy !req
492. Hey, Topper!
You seen any of my lucky gum?Copy !req
493. No.Copy !req
494. Freedom Squadron, start your engines.Copy !req
495. God, that's loud. My ear canals
are very sensitive. Stainless steel.Copy !req
496. Took a bullet in Corregidor.
Passed straight through. Look at this.Copy !req
497. Huh?Copy !req
498. We have these to hold down the sound, sir.Copy !req
499. Oh, good. Thanks.Copy !req
500. Let's hope they do the trick.
Give me the mike, boy.Copy !req
501. For the love of God, man, be careful!Copy !req
502. Ever since Normandy, this is CorningWare.Copy !req
503. Those of you who excel
during these aerial combat exercisesCopy !req
504. will go on to make up
the greatest fighting unit ever assembled.Copy !req
505. - Topper, keep that nose up!
- He's never done that before.Copy !req
506. Red team leader, break off.
Prepare to engage.Copy !req
507. Roger that.Copy !req
508. - Blue leader, prepare for action.
- Roger that.Copy !req
509. I'm minus six. Movin' in.Copy !req
510. I've got tone! Got him!Copy !req
511. Dead Meat, confirm kill.Copy !req
512. - Mrs Thompson?
- Yes.Copy !req
513. - I'm Topper Harley.
- Oh! Dead Meat's talked about you!Copy !req
514. Oh, he thinks the world of you!Copy !req
515. But... shouldn't you be
up there flying with the squad?Copy !req
516. I've got a lock. I'm closing in.Copy !req
517. - Uh-oh!
- He's spotted me! He's a slippery devil.Copy !req
518. Topper! Watch your right side! Damn!Copy !req
519. I'm bailin' out!Copy !req
520. Wash Out? What are you doin' here?Copy !req
521. There's no time to go into it.Copy !req
522. Uh-oh!Copy !req
523. Do me a favour, don't land.Copy !req
524. - Get outta here! We're gonna crash!
- I can't! I'm stuck!Copy !req
525. Then I must help you, my friend!
Think well of me!Copy !req
526. Thank youuuuu...Copy !req
527. - Don't. Don't look.
- Oh, no!Copy !req
528. Whoa!Copy !req
529. Oh, man!Copy !req
530. Wendy, I can fly!Copy !req
531. - Hey, Topper.
- Easy, buddy.Copy !req
532. - The darnedest thing just happened.
- Hang on, buddy.Copy !req
533. Topper?Copy !req
534. Swing him around this way.Copy !req
535. Let's go. One, two...Copy !req
536. Let's move it. Come on!Copy !req
537. - Come on!
- Enough!Copy !req
538. Hello!Copy !req
539. We'll have you in the hospital in no time.Copy !req
540. Good morning! Excuse me!Copy !req
541. Wait, guys! Wait!Copy !req
542. Let's go, let's go.Copy !req
543. Easy. Easy, easy, easy.Copy !req
544. - Let's move.
- What a ride!Copy !req
545. - Wash Out. You made it.
- Why, thank you, André.Copy !req
546. I'll have the veal piccata.Copy !req
547. - Oh. Get the cardio read-out.
- Where is it?Copy !req
548. - Um... It's, uh...
- Hey, fellas...Copy !req
549. - Inside there on the left.
- I can't find it!Copy !req
550. - Doctor!
- What happened?Copy !req
551. Plane crash.Copy !req
552. - We gotta work fast. I got a lunch.
- You're missing the big picture, Doc.Copy !req
553. Nurse, check his penis
isn't longer than mine.Copy !req
554. - No, Doctor.
- Good. Now this is gonna hurt.Copy !req
555. Ow!Copy !req
556. Nurse, give me 15cc of morphine, quickly!Copy !req
557. - Can you save him?
- Can't be sure. I'm not a good doctor.Copy !req
558. Thank you, Nurse. Wait here.Copy !req
559. - You gonna be all right, buddy?
- I'm in a hospital! What could go wrong?Copy !req
560. Mrs Thompson, I know you must hate me
but... there's something I want you to have.Copy !req
561. I've been puttin' a little away
for the past ten years.Copy !req
562. It's not much. 2500. I wish I could do more.Copy !req
563. Why, Topper.Copy !req
564. That's so sweet.Copy !req
565. Why, with the three million
I won on this lucky Lotto ticket,Copy !req
566. I can take this 2500
and just blow it all on hats.Copy !req
567. Right, and halt!Copy !req
568. Pete "Dead Meat" Thompson... is dead.Copy !req
569. So is Mo Green,Copy !req
570. Tataglia, Barzini,Copy !req
571. the heads of all the five families.Copy !req
572. It is at moments like these, my dear friends
that we must ask ourselves,Copy !req
573. "How can this not be part
of some larger plan?"Copy !req
574. Do good men like Dead Meat Thompson
just blink out one day like a bad bulb?Copy !req
575. One minute you're in bed
with a knockout gal, or guy,Copy !req
576. and the next, you're a compost heap.Copy !req
577. Doesn't that bother you?
Because it scares the living piss outta me!Copy !req
578. I never thought this could happen.Copy !req
579. Don't we have what we need now,
Mr Wilson?Copy !req
580. This should be enough to prove
that our planes need replacing.Copy !req
581. No. They have to fail in combat for the world
to take notice. This is a minor incident.Copy !req
582. Minor? I just lost one of my best men!Copy !req
583. Are you backing out on us, Block?Copy !req
584. I'm doing this for my country,Copy !req
585. not for you.Copy !req
586. We'll need the backup plan.Copy !req
587. Ready... Fire!Copy !req
588. Jumpin' Jesus, they're back!Copy !req
589. Take cover! Hit the deck!Copy !req
590. Cover me!Copy !req
591. Battle stations! Battle stations!Copy !req
592. Have they no respect for the dead?Copy !req
593. God, I love a good funeral.Copy !req
594. Topper, where are you going?Copy !req
595. I'm handin' in my resignation.Copy !req
596. You were right.
You said I was dangerous, and I am.Copy !req
597. Topper, wait.Copy !req
598. Please, let's talk. Huh?Copy !req
599. They're right. I'm no better than my father.Copy !req
600. It seems, no matter what I do,
I end up hurting someone.Copy !req
601. Ow!Copy !req
602. You've got to stop comparing yourself
with your father.Copy !req
603. You're two different people.Copy !req
604. - We both killed a man.
- That's just a coincidence.Copy !req
605. He loved jets. So do I.Copy !req
606. He was a loner, just like me.Copy !req
607. For God's sakes,
I've even got my father's eyes.Copy !req
608. - Topper, please!
- Ah, they're just for luck.Copy !req
609. You've got to make your own luck.Copy !req
610. Get back in the sky and prove yourself.Copy !req
611. Besides, there's something else.Copy !req
612. After our first meeting in my office,
I sent my evaluation to Commander Block.Copy !req
613. I recommended you be grounded.
I was afraid someone might get hurt.Copy !req
614. What are you saying?Copy !req
615. I think someone wants Sleepy Weasel
to fail.Copy !req
616. - That's heavy.
- Totally.Copy !req
617. That's the other reason why you need to fly.Copy !req
618. This could be your only opportunity
to save the missionCopy !req
619. and solve your personal problems,
all in one fell swoop.Copy !req
620. Now read it back to me, Francine.Copy !req
621. "And if you ever put your goddamn hands
on my wife again..."Copy !req
622. - You wanted to see me, sir?
- Oh, Blank. Come in.Copy !req
623. I've been expecting someone.Copy !req
624. - That'll be all, Francine.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
625. - Pudding?
- No, thank you, sir.Copy !req
626. I'll put this to you straight.
Thompson's death shocked us all.Copy !req
627. And that hot shot Harley is responsible.Copy !req
628. I want that smirking little wise-ass
outta here.Copy !req
629. Morale on this base is shot to hell.
Just look out there.Copy !req
630. Quiet. Now, hardly a man moving.Copy !req
631. Roy? Roy!Copy !req
632. Huh? I even went to school with that man.
It's just not the same.Copy !req
633. Been ignoring me all day.
Remind me to send him a note.Copy !req
634. Sir, may I say something?Copy !req
635. I know Harley acted irresponsibly.Copy !req
636. But his kind lives on the edge.
Always willing to take a chance.Copy !req
637. Now, we need Topper for this mission
for just that reason.Copy !req
638. I like your thinking, Colonel.Copy !req
639. Besides, Thompson wasn't that good a pilot.Copy !req
640. He only had a small family. The kids are
a pain in the ass. The wife's on the sauce.Copy !req
641. Poor bastard's better off dead.Copy !req
642. What size shoes do you wear?Copy !req
643. - A nine, sir.
- Good.Copy !req
644. It's settled. We'll send Harley to the front.Copy !req
645. By the way. Thank you for having us
over to dinner the other night.Copy !req
646. Cheryl and I loved the stroganoff.Copy !req
647. - Sir, we didn't have dinner the other night.
- Really?Copy !req
648. Well, where the hell was I?
And who's this Cheryl?Copy !req
649. Ah, doesn't matter.Copy !req
650. Run along, Sid.Copy !req
651. Cheryl?Copy !req
652. Kent?Copy !req
653. I came to get my chafing dish. Our orders
just came. We're shipping out in one hour.Copy !req
654. Are you comin' along this time?Copy !req
655. - The chafing dish is not yours.
- It is.Copy !req
656. - It isn't.
- OK, I don't want it.Copy !req
657. - I'll take it.
- You stay out of it.Copy !req
658. This is not the time or place.Copy !req
659. I've got a big score
to settle with you, my friend.Copy !req
660. Excuse me.Copy !req
661. I've hurt him.Copy !req
662. Topper...Copy !req
663. Topper, you better go. I have to think.Copy !req
664. Well, I don't.Copy !req
665. - I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.
- I'm sorry?Copy !req
666. My heart is fallin' down around my ankles
like a wet pair of pants.Copy !req
667. My whole life, all I've wanted to do is fly.Copy !req
668. Bomb stuff. Shoot people down.Copy !req
669. But we've been through so much together.
Ramada, I need you.Copy !req
670. I want you.Copy !req
671. Only youCopy !req
672. Can make this world seem brightCopy !req
673. Only youCopy !req
674. Can make the darkness brightCopy !req
675. Wow!Copy !req
676. Only you, and you aloneCopy !req
677. Can thrill me like you doCopy !req
678. And fill my heart with love for only youCopy !req
679. Wah, wah, wah, wahCopy !req
680. Ramada!Copy !req
681. Topper!Copy !req
682. Ramada!Copy !req
683. I love you!Copy !req
684. I love you.Copy !req
685. You are my destinyCopy !req
686. It's not that easy, Ramada.Copy !req
687. This is one night you're not turning me out.Copy !req
688. The magic that you doCopy !req
689. You're my dream come trueCopy !req
690. My one and only youCopy !req
691. Oh-oh, only youCopy !req
692. Can make this change in meCopy !req
693. For it's trueCopy !req
694. You are my destinyCopy !req
695. When you hold my handCopy !req
696. I understandCopy !req
697. The magic that you doCopy !req
698. You're my dream come trueCopy !req
699. My oneCopy !req
700. And onlyCopy !req
701. YouCopy !req
702. Topper, I'm so confused. I need time alone.Copy !req
703. Admiral Benson!Copy !req
704. Really? That's my name, too.Copy !req
705. Yankee Doodle Floppy Disk, this is Foxtrot
Zulu Milkshake. Request permission to land.Copy !req
706. Roger that. You are cleared to land.
Welcome to the Mediterranean.Copy !req
707. Wash Out, is that you?Copy !req
708. You bet! They put me in charge of radar.
I'm your eyes on the ground.Copy !req
709. All crews report to the flight deck.
All crews report to the flight deck.Copy !req
710. Have you no decency?Copy !req
711. Ah! The open sea.Copy !req
712. Oh, God. I wish I could smell.
I had my nostrils fried in Panmunjom.Copy !req
713. Admiral Benson!Copy !req
714. Meet Mr Wilson and Mr Rosener
of Rockman Aviation.Copy !req
715. They'll be observing the operation.Copy !req
716. Yes, of course.Copy !req
717. It's OK. I'm all right. No problem.Copy !req
718. I slipped on the crab.
Who put that crab there?Copy !req
719. - Crab? I didn't see any crab.
- There were two crabs. They work in pairs.Copy !req
720. I went to Annapolis, for Christ's sake.Copy !req
721. - From the Pentagon, sir. We just decoded it.
- Help me with this. My eyes are ceramic.Copy !req
722. A bazooka round at Little Bighorn. Or was it
Okinawa? The one without the Indians.Copy !req
723. It's final orders.
We strike tomorrow at 0600.Copy !req
724. Excellent. Wake me up at, oh... 5.30.Copy !req
725. - Get outta your flight suit. You're not going.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
726. This mission is too important
to let you screw it up. You're not flying.Copy !req
727. - Am too.
- Are not.Copy !req
728. - Am too.
- Oooh!Copy !req
729. - All right, mister. Let's go at it.
- Let's do it.Copy !req
730. Come on, come on.Copy !req
731. Whoa!Copy !req
732. - My face!
- My hand!Copy !req
733. Attention on deck!Copy !req
734. Be seated.Copy !req
735. Gentlemen, we've waited
a long time to hear this.Copy !req
736. In exactly five hours and 17 minutes,
we hit the enemy toast.Copy !req
737. - I think that's the enemy coast, sir.
- Huh? Coast?Copy !req
738. That'll take a little more planning.Copy !req
739. We have to knock out the nuclear-weapons
plant at Falafel Heights.Copy !req
740. The plant goes on line in 12 hours
and is heavily defended.Copy !req
741. If you have trouble hitting your objective,
your secondary targets are here and here:Copy !req
742. An accordion factory and a mime school.Copy !req
743. Good luck, gentlemen. Blink, take over.Copy !req
744. Oh, one more thing.Copy !req
745. I'll get that. It's probably for me.Copy !req
746. Our sortie will proceed as planned.Copy !req
747. And I want Topper Harley
leading our squadron into battle.Copy !req
748. Lieutenant Commander, sir.Copy !req
749. It's nothing personal.
I know I speak for every man here.Copy !req
750. We've lost all respect for Harley.Copy !req
751. He's poison for the morale of the unit,Copy !req
752. and a disaster
to the success of this mission.Copy !req
753. You're outta line, Gregory.
You'll obey orders and like it.Copy !req
754. Now get to your planes.Copy !req
755. - Sir?
- What is it, Mr Harley?Copy !req
756. - I hope I'm wrong about this.
- What would that be?Copy !req
757. Nobody likes playing
for a coach who throws the big game.Copy !req
758. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
759. My uncle told me that not playin' to win
is like sleepin' with your sister.Copy !req
760. Sure, she's a great piece of tail
with a blouseful of goodies, but it's illegal.Copy !req
761. - Jesus, Topper. Come on.
- Then you get into that whole inbred thing.Copy !req
762. Kids with no teeth who play the banjo,Copy !req
763. eat apple sauce through a straw,
pork farm animals.Copy !req
764. Topper, that's enough.Copy !req
765. I think you get my point, sir.Copy !req
766. I just hope you're playin' straight with us.Copy !req
767. Alpha Velveeta Knuckle Underwear,
you are cleared for takeoff.Copy !req
768. When you hit that nuclear-weapons plant,
drop a bomb for me.Copy !req
769. Sphincter Mucous Niner Ringworm, roger.Copy !req
770. Olé!Copy !req
771. Yieeee!Copy !req
772. Holy cow! My cap blew off!
Swing her round. We'll pick it up.Copy !req
773. But, sir, we're on the mission.Copy !req
774. Good thinking.
We'll pick it up on the way back.Copy !req
775. We gotta mark the spot, though.
Put Rabinowitz in a life raft.Copy !req
776. - Have him row in circles until we return.
- It could be days.Copy !req
777. Then put some food in the life raft, man.
Do I have to think of everything?Copy !req
778. We'll tape his favourite shows.Copy !req
779. - Sir, there's no time.
- OK, OK!Copy !req
780. How can I be an admiral without my cap?Copy !req
781. It's out there all alone
and I'm powerless to do anything about it.Copy !req
782. We're entering enemy airspace.Copy !req
783. Sir, it appears we have
unidentified radar contacts.Copy !req
784. - Looks like enemy aircraft at 12 o'clock.
- Really? That gives us about... 25 minutes.Copy !req
785. Think I'll step out for a burger.Copy !req
786. Sir, there are six of them!
Bearing 2-1-5, range 150 mi...Copy !req
787. Oh my God, a dozen more of them.Copy !req
788. And a blimp! A big, shiny blimp,
and it's slowly moving south!Copy !req
789. - Block, have you got a tally on the bandits?
- Roger that. I got 'em.Copy !req
790. All right. Resume combat spread.
Attack formation Delta-niner.Copy !req
791. Topper in the lead.
Just like your old man, son.Copy !req
792. Old Buzz Harley'd be proud of you, Topper.Copy !req
793. He's the type that could end up
killing every man in this outfit.Copy !req
794. He's poison for morale of the unit.Copy !req
795. Read... my... lips.Copy !req
796. No... new... taxes.Copy !req
797. - Topper, what are you doing?
- He's frozen! Topper's no good to us!Copy !req
798. Abort the mission! Abort the mission!Copy !req
799. Return to mother!Copy !req
800. We can't! They're all over us!Copy !req
801. - Damn it! All right, engage!
- I've got a bogie at 12 o'clock!Copy !req
802. I got two on my tail!
Kowalski, get 'em off me.Copy !req
803. Locked up! Fox two!Copy !req
804. My missile didn't track!Copy !req
805. My engine's cut out.
I'm losing power.Copy !req
806. My cannons won't fire!
What's going on?Copy !req
807. I've got two bandits on my six!Copy !req
808. This is insane. Wilson and Rosener.Copy !req
809. It was them, wasn't it?
They said nobody was gonna get hurt!Copy !req
810. Block, call your men back.Copy !req
811. Like hell I will! I got
the best pilot in the world up here.Copy !req
812. Topper! Topper, do you read me?Copy !req
813. I was there 20 years ago. I was there
with your father and Mailman Farnham.Copy !req
814. I was an eyewitness.
You gotta listen to me, Topper.Copy !req
815. What they said about your dad is wrong.Copy !req
816. Eject, Mailman. Eject!Copy !req
817. I can't! My seat's jammed!Copy !req
818. - Nothing works!
- Stay calm!Copy !req
819. - My harness is malfunctioning!
- I'll get it!Copy !req
820. Buzz! The nose! The nose!Copy !req
821. Whoa! Sit tight!Copy !req
822. Whoa... Whoa!Copy !req
823. Come on! Hurry!Copy !req
824. Get the lead out!Copy !req
825. It's gonna be OK!Copy !req
826. Wow! That was sure close!Copy !req
827. Buzz! Get back here!Copy !req
828. Whoaaa!Copy !req
829. Argh!Copy !req
830. I'm OK!Copy !req
831. Buzz! The wing! The wing!Copy !req
832. Hurry!Copy !req
833. What, are you on a break?Copy !req
834. - Hurry!
- I'm here!Copy !req
835. Hey, whose gum is this? Whoa!Copy !req
836. Oh, for God's sake! Not now!Copy !req
837. Got it! Hold on! We'll bring this baby down!Copy !req
838. Stop squirming!Copy !req
839. Hang on!Copy !req
840. - Whoa!
- Those are my socks!Copy !req
841. Buzz! Get back here!Copy !req
842. Your father did everything
possible to save Mailman's life.Copy !req
843. You should be proud, son.
Buzz Harley is a true American hero.Copy !req
844. - I'm hit! I'm hit!
- Block, are you all right?Copy !req
845. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
846. Give 'em hell!Copy !req
847. Got it! This is for you, Dad.Copy !req
848. - They're on my tail.
- I'm with you, buddy.Copy !req
849. Hang in there.Copy !req
850. My guns are jammed.Copy !req
851. They got tone on me!Copy !req
852. I'm gonna have to do it the hard way.Copy !req
853. Anybody home?Copy !req
854. They fell for that one.Copy !req
855. - Topper! Three bandits, 12 o'clock!
- I'm on 'em!Copy !req
856. Here we go, loop de loop.Copy !req
857. Couscous!Copy !req
858. Learned this one from Paula Abdul.Copy !req
859. Oldest trick in the book.Copy !req
860. Catch me if you can, guys.
Here's an old Buzz Harley move.Copy !req
861. - Oh, boys...
- Agh!Copy !req
862. I'm on their tails. I've got 'em now.Copy !req
863. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
864. It looks like they're buggin' out.Copy !req
865. Yikes!Copy !req
866. Saved by the clouds. Come on in, boys.Copy !req
867. A little hide-and-seek.Copy !req
868. See ya later, guys.Copy !req
869. This could be the end
of a beautiful friendship.Copy !req
870. Topper, look out!Copy !req
871. I got two heat-seeking missiles on my tail.Copy !req
872. Block, Kent, Kowalski,
get the hell outta here.Copy !req
873. Get back to the ship!
I got me a nuclear-weapons plant to wax.Copy !req
874. - You're committing suicide!
- Do as he says!Copy !req
875. We are getting close.Copy !req
876. Missiles? Still with me. Come on.Copy !req
877. If I can't lose 'em, I'll use 'em.Copy !req
878. The mother of all targets.Copy !req
879. Sayonara, Saddam.Copy !req
880. Come in! Are you all right?
Topper, acknowledge!Copy !req
881. - Topper, do you read?
- Topper, are you all right?Copy !req
882. There they are!Copy !req
883. Uh, we're landing. Get out of the way.Copy !req
884. Run for your lives!Copy !req
885. - Where's Topper?
- Lost contact.Copy !req
886. - There he is!
- Pyrex Pickle Blowfish.Copy !req
887. Permission to land.Copy !req
888. You'll have to talk me down.
I've got damage.Copy !req
889. Hold it, hold it!Copy !req
890. OK, Topper. Ease her in.Copy !req
891. - Landing gear's frozen.
- Lookin' good.Copy !req
892. - Lost my radar.
- A little more power now.Copy !req
893. - I'm out of fuel.
- Right for lineup.Copy !req
894. - Lost a wing.
- Doin' fine.Copy !req
895. - There goes the other one.
- OK, Topper. Call the ball.Copy !req
896. Touchin' down.Copy !req
897. Wha-hoo!Copy !req
898. Well done, Jim!Copy !req
899. - You're quite a guy!
- So are you!Copy !req
900. Hey! Wash Out!Copy !req
901. Oh, Topper...Copy !req
902. You.Copy !req
903. - I got one question for you.
- Shoot.Copy !req
904. What is a chafing dish for?Copy !req
905. Why, it's a traditional serving piece
used at brunches to keep food warm.Copy !req
906. - I thought that was a Crockpot.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
907. That's for cooking all day. A chafing dish...Copy !req
908. Hey, Topper! Now that you've
made the world safe for democracy,Copy !req
909. what will you do
to cash in on your new-found fame?Copy !req
910. I'm goin' to Disneyland!Copy !req
911. You're very fortunate, Commander Block.
This man has your blood type.Copy !req
912. Don't worry, sir. After this transfusion,
you're gonna be just fine.Copy !req
913. I've only seen heroism like that
one other time.Copy !req
914. Maybe you know the pilot:
Leland "Buzz" Harley.Copy !req
915. I've been carrying this secret around
for 20 years.Copy !req
916. I never spoke up.Copy !req
917. I wanted him to fail.Copy !req
918. I wanted to be number one.Copy !req
919. And I was in love with your mother.Copy !req
920. It's not important now, sir. Please,
save your strength for your court martial.Copy !req
921. Topper, you had me pegged right.Copy !req
922. I was throwin' the big game.Copy !req
923. Oh!Copy !req
924. I really thought
we needed that other airplane.Copy !req
925. But now I realise that
American planes'll always be superiorCopy !req
926. as long as there are
wonderful men like you in the cockpitCopy !req
927. and German parts.Copy !req
928. I know you think it was me, but it was
Wilson and Rosener who sabotaged the jets.Copy !req
929. They played me like a two-bit piccolo.Copy !req
930. Oh! Oh...Copy !req
931. Whoaaaaa!Copy !req
932. I can see my house from here!Copy !req
933. Oh no, you don't.Copy !req
934. - Admiral!
- You call yourself an American?Copy !req
935. That gets my panties in a bunch.
It's scum like you that taint our military.Copy !req
936. - You don't know what you're talking about.
- You risked the lives of some fine pilots.Copy !req
937. Well, that's my job.Copy !req
938. Is it safe?Copy !req
939. You look good up there, son.Copy !req
940. I think I'm wearing your pants.Copy !req
941. - Ramada!
- Kent!Copy !req
942. - You're OK.
- Ramada.Copy !req
943. You must put me out of your mind.Copy !req
944. There's a certain flyboy aboard that ship
that needs you far more than I.Copy !req
945. - You must forget me.
- No problem. I will.Copy !req
946. Please... Not a tear.Copy !req
947. Don't look back. That's my brave girl.Copy !req
948. Don't worry, little one!
As long as I have me, I'll survive!Copy !req
949. Aarghhh!Copy !req
950. Topper!Copy !req
951. Go, Bill, go!Copy !req
952. Topper!Copy !req
953. Wait!Copy !req
954. Whoa!Copy !req
955. Topper!Copy !req
956. Ramada.Copy !req
957. Once, perhaps.
Now I'm called Wawatukeena.Copy !req
958. - What does it mean?
- Little Sizzling Belly.Copy !req
959. Every night I hope and prayCopy !req
960. A dream lover will come my wayCopy !req
961. A girl to hold in my armsCopy !req
962. And know the magic of her charmsCopy !req
963. - Because I want
- Yeah-yeah, yeahCopy !req
964. - A girl
- Yeah-yeah, yeahCopy !req
965. - To call
- Yeah-yeah, yeahCopy !req
966. - My own
- Yeah-yeahCopy !req
967. I want a dream loverCopy !req
968. I don't have to dream aloneCopy !req
969. Dream lover, where are youCopy !req
970. With a love, oh, so true?Copy !req
971. And a hand that I can holdCopy !req
972. To feel you near as I grow old?Copy !req
973. - Because I want
- Yeah-yeah, yeahCopy !req
974. - A girl
- Yeah-yeah, yeahCopy !req
975. - To call
- Yeah-yeah, yeahCopy !req
976. - My own
- Yeah-yeahCopy !req
977. I want a dream loverCopy !req
978. I don't have to dream aloneCopy !req
979. Some day, I don't know howCopy !req
980. I know she'll hear my pleaCopy !req
981. Some way, I don't know howCopy !req
982. She'll bring her love to meCopy !req
983. Dream lover, until thenCopy !req
984. I'll go to sleep, I'll dream againCopy !req
985. That's the only thing to doCopy !req
986. Till all my lover's dreams come trueCopy !req
987. - Because I want
- Yeah-yeah, yeahCopy !req
988. - A girl
- Yeah-yeah, yeahCopy !req
989. - To call
- Yeah-yeah, yeahCopy !req
990. - My own
- Yeah-yeahCopy !req
991. I want a dream loverCopy !req
992. I don't have to dream aloneCopy !req
993. Dream lover, until thenCopy !req
994. I'll go to sleep, I'll dream againCopy !req
995. That's the only thing to doCopy !req
996. Till all my lover's dreams come trueCopy !req
997. - Because I want
- Yeah-yeah, yeahCopy !req
998. - A girl
- Yeah-yeah, yeahCopy !req
999. - To call
- Yeah-yeah, yeahCopy !req
1000. - My own
- Yeah-yeahCopy !req
1001. I want a dream loverCopy !req
1002. I don't have to dream aloneCopy !req
1003. Please don't make me dream aloneCopy !req
1004. Don't make meCopy !req