1. Subtitle ReDone By—KingJAINCopy !req
2. Yes, sir!Copy !req
3. - Sorry.
- Oops.Copy !req
4. Hike!Copy !req
5. - Catch!
- No!Copy !req
6. Stand clear, stand clear!Copy !req
7. Oh, boy.Copy !req
8. Look out!Copy !req
9. Whoa!Copy !req
10. He singed my tail feathers!Copy !req
11. Why, I oughta—!Copy !req
12. Yee-ha!Copy !req
13. All right, buzz, that's enough of that.Copy !req
14. What did I just say?Copy !req
15. That is a good way
to lose an eye, my friend.Copy !req
16. Hold it.Copy !req
17. We've got company at 2:00.Copy !req
18. I got him, mailman.
Hang on.Copy !req
19. Here we go!Copy !req
20. Buzz, what is going on up there?Copy !req
21. Just moving a road hog.Copy !req
22. Knock it off! What kind of stunt was that?Copy !req
23. Just seeing what this baby can do.Copy !req
24. This bag of bones isn't rated past mach-2.Copy !req
25. Mach-1.Copy !req
26. The g-forces, buzz.
The g-forces!Copy !req
27. Mach-2.Copy !req
28. Got to push the envelope.Copy !req
29. Mach-3!Copy !req
30. Buzz, we're tearing apart!Copy !req
31. I'm losing control. Eject, mailman.Copy !req
32. Hit the silk!Copy !req
33. I can't get out!Copy !req
34. What are you doing?Copy !req
35. Buzz, get back here!Copy !req
36. Okay, I've been in
tougher scrapes than this.Copy !req
37. Trees. There's the ground.
It looks hard.Copy !req
38. Okay. Trees... Trees.
Ooh! Ow! Oh!Copy !req
39. That's mahogany!
Ow! Ow! Squirrels' nest.Copy !req
40. That's fir! Ow!Copy !req
41. Ow! Pine!
Oh! The ground!Copy !req
42. Ohh... oh... oh...Copy !req
43. I made it.Copy !req
44. I made it.Copy !req
45. There is a god.Copy !req
46. Hallelujah!Copy !req
47. Ow! Oh! Ouch!Copy !req
48. Owie! Ow! Oh!Copy !req
49. Ouch! Ow!Copy !req
50. Ohh, you're French, aren't you?Copy !req
51. Yeah, ohh, just like that.Copy !req
52. Hey, look! There's one!Copy !req
53. Uh-oh.Copy !req
54. Topper Harley?Copy !req
55. Once, perhaps.Copy !req
56. Now I am called tukachinchilla.Copy !req
57. What does it mean?Copy !req
58. Fluffy bunny feet.Copy !req
59. It's very nice.Copy !req
60. I'm lieutenant commander James block.Copy !req
61. I knew your father buzz.Copy !req
62. Until his incident, he was
the greatest pilot who ever lived.Copy !req
63. We need to talk.Copy !req
64. The Navy wants—Copy !req
65. The Navy wants you back, Harley.Copy !req
66. They threw me out.Copy !req
67. Why should I go back?Copy !req
68. I came here to get away
from the Navy, away from flying.Copy !req
69. The Navy is embarkingCopy !req
70. on a top-secret mission
code-named "sleepy weasel."Copy !req
71. I'm giving you a second chance,Copy !req
72. something your father never had.Copy !req
73. You're the best of the best, topper.Copy !req
74. Leave me to speak with the old one.Copy !req
75. He is wise in the ways of such things.Copy !req
76. The Navy really needs you.Copy !req
77. Great helium.Copy !req
78. Whew...Copy !req
79. Owatonna...Copy !req
80. Owatonna.Copy !req
81. Minnetonka ojibwa tuck?
What is it, fluffy?Copy !req
82. Nacomas, shakopee, itasca...
They want me to fly in a great battle.Copy !req
83. minnahqua minnehaha.
What should I do?Copy !req
84. Mahtomedi, diphthong, rickshaw.
We knew this day would come.Copy !req
85. Mendota... winnebago.
dances with bikers got this for you.Copy !req
86. Nakoma orono.
Cool.Copy !req
87. La toya... Tito...
While you're out,Copy !req
88. germaine.
pick up some aa batteries.Copy !req
89. Wow.Copy !req
90. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
91. Ten-hut!Copy !req
92. Admiral, it's good to see you again, sir.Copy !req
93. It's been too long.Copy !req
94. So it has. Yes, yes.Copy !req
95. - How are you, sir?
- Hawaii?Copy !req
96. I'm in Hawaii? Goddamn it, bill.Copy !req
97. I'm supposed to be in California.Copy !req
98. No no sir, this is California.Copy !req
99. Well, gotta run. Good luck.Copy !req
100. But, sir, this is your command.Copy !req
101. Sleepy weasel has been on
the drawing board for 10 months.Copy !req
102. The president hand-picked you.Copy !req
103. He damn right he did.
No stopping US now, eh, Ted?Copy !req
104. Why don't I show you your offices
and I can bring you up to date.Copy !req
105. You've always been a fine soldier, Scott.Copy !req
106. Just lead the way.Copy !req
107. Oh, good god, I got to pee.Copy !req
108. I had better part of my bladder
blown off in guadalcanal.Copy !req
109. - Oof!
- Watch your step, sir.Copy !req
110. There's a lot of obstructions
here on the tarmac.Copy !req
111. Gentlemen, he's back.Copy !req
112. Hey, topper! Topper.Copy !req
113. How you been?Copy !req
114. All right. All right.Copy !req
115. Jazz, the big guy.Copy !req
116. Scooter, how you doing?Copy !req
117. Topper, my main man.Copy !req
118. Rabbi, mazel tov.Copy !req
119. You should live and be well!Copy !req
120. Hey, buddy...Copy !req
121. You okay? You don't look so hot.Copy !req
122. You need some help?Copy !req
123. I'm okay.Copy !req
124. You're topper Harley, aren't you?Copy !req
125. I hear you've got chops
the rest of US only dream of.Copy !req
126. Throwing you out was a bum rap.Copy !req
127. I'm Jim pfaffenbach.Copy !req
128. Everybody calls me wash out.Copy !req
129. You're a pilot?Copy !req
130. Oh, yeah. I'm going to be flying with you.Copy !req
131. Good.Copy !req
132. Phew!Copy !req
133. Cute.Copy !req
134. I like to stay in shape. Thanks.Copy !req
135. These all at home?Copy !req
136. Yeah. The dogs, wife, and kids.Copy !req
137. You got pictures of your family?
I'd love to see 'em.Copy !req
138. I am my family photo.Copy !req
139. But everybody needs a family to love.Copy !req
140. I could never find time for love.
It's too heavy.Copy !req
141. It's an anchor that drowns a man.Copy !req
142. Besides, I got the sky,
the smell of jet exhaust,Copy !req
143. - my bike.
- A loner.Copy !req
144. No. I own it.Copy !req
145. I can see I'm going
to have to work on you.Copy !req
146. Name's Pete Thompson, but, uh...Copy !req
147. Everybody calls me dead meat.Copy !req
148. Topper Harley.Copy !req
149. Just a pleasure.Copy !req
150. Attention on deck!Copy !req
151. Ten-hut!Copy !req
152. Good morning, sir!Copy !req
153. I don't care how many missions
you've flown!Copy !req
154. I don't care how good you think you are!Copy !req
155. You're nobody!Copy !req
156. And for the next 10 days,Copy !req
157. nobody takes a crap
unless I say so! Got it?Copy !req
158. Yes, sir!Copy !req
159. I said attention.Copy !req
160. Now didn't I make myself clear,Copy !req
161. or don't you take orders?Copy !req
162. When I say attention, I mean attention!Copy !req
163. - Yes, sir!
- Now!Copy !req
164. You eyeballing me, mister?Copy !req
165. No, sir!Copy !req
166. When the next time I see that ugly face of yours,
I want it clean-shaven!Copy !req
167. Suck in that chest.Copy !req
168. Pfaffenbach!Copy !req
169. Who you looking at, boy?Copy !req
170. No one, sir!Copy !req
171. Oh, I'm some unworthy lowlifeCopy !req
172. that's not good enough for you to talk to?Copy !req
173. That attitude is short on collateral!Copy !req
174. This lowlife is god
as far as you're concerned!Copy !req
175. Hey, lighten up.Copy !req
176. Cut the kid some slack.Copy !req
177. Who the hell are you talking to, son?Copy !req
178. Your ego's writing checks
your body can't cash.Copy !req
179. You got five minutes to stow your gear.Copy !req
180. Get moving!Copy !req
181. Yeah, I'm sure deep down he means well.Copy !req
182. I hope you were paying attention.Copy !req
183. I don't think we've met.Copy !req
184. Kent Gregory.Copy !req
185. Excuse me if I don't shake the handCopy !req
186. of some hot shot whose father
caused the deathCopy !req
187. of someone very special to me—Copy !req
188. dominic "mailman" farnham.Copy !req
189. You mean...Copy !req
190. Yes. Dominic farnham was my father.Copy !req
191. I was his love child.Copy !req
192. It was a hunting accident.Copy !req
193. Accident, my deep blue eyes.Copy !req
194. It was reckless, irresponsible flying,
and you know it.Copy !req
195. You okay?Copy !req
196. This is an incredible coincidence.Copy !req
197. But the hunter who mistakenly
killed your father...Copy !req
198. Was Henry pfaffenbach, my father.Copy !req
199. I feel terrible.Copy !req
200. Isn't this Henry alva pfaffenbach?Copy !req
201. My mother was a pfaffenbach.Copy !req
202. Not... doreen pfaffenbach,Copy !req
203. from Minnesota?Copy !req
204. Yeah.Copy !req
205. Then we're cousins.Copy !req
206. We used to spend our summers
in eagle river.Copy !req
207. - Eagle river?
- Eagle river?Copy !req
208. I hope you can forgive me for this.Copy !req
209. If it helps, I didn't have seconds.Copy !req
210. That's all right.
It's not your fault.Copy !req
211. Anyone could've made that mistake.Copy !req
212. But him... he's the type of guyCopy !req
213. that could end up killing
every man in this outfit.Copy !req
214. Wait a minute.
Why are you mad at me?Copy !req
215. He's the one who ate your father.Copy !req
216. Like father, like son.Copy !req
217. You've already been tossed out once.Copy !req
218. Hold it. Hold it.Copy !req
219. We can't fight among ourselves.Copy !req
220. We're all on the same team here.Copy !req
221. I want the two of you to shake hands.Copy !req
222. There, now. Isn't that better?Copy !req
223. - Yeah.
- Sure.Copy !req
224. There. We're friends again.Copy !req
225. Here. Have some of my lucky gum.Copy !req
226. Look, dead meat, we fly together,Copy !req
227. we sleep next to each other,
but that's all.Copy !req
228. Don't get too close.Copy !req
229. Let me handle my own affairs.Copy !req
230. He's so complex.Copy !req
231. Every aerial photo and recon report
indicates a defensive arsenalCopy !req
232. in the the "d" and perhaps
negative "c" categories.Copy !req
233. There's also a nest
of anti-aircraft squadrons.Copy !req
234. They can send up an ack-ack umbrellaCopy !req
235. high enough to make
any attack ineffective.Copy !req
236. I don't have a clue what you're
talking about Phil, not a fucking clue.Copy !req
237. I have a shell the size
of a fist in my head.Copy !req
238. Porkchop hill.Copy !req
239. The only way I can get
this goddam toupee to stay onCopy !req
240. is by magnetizing the entire
upper-left quadrant of my skull so,Copy !req
241. you just go ahead and do what you do.Copy !req
242. Do you have any soup?Copy !req
243. Of course sir, I'll have the mess
bring something right up.Copy !req
244. I love soup.
I mean, I think I love soup.Copy !req
245. Son of a bitchin' shell,
it's either soup or duck.Copy !req
246. Which one do you shoot?Copy !req
247. Duck, sir.Copy !req
248. Are you all right, sir?Copy !req
249. Of course, I'm alright.Copy !req
250. Why? What have you heard?Copy !req
251. Nothing, sir.Copy !req
252. Yeah, send some soup up
for the admiral on the double.Copy !req
253. Oh, let's go over this slippery weevil
one more time.Copy !req
254. I want to familiarize myself
with it as much as I possibly can.Copy !req
255. So, give it to me, Ben.Copy !req
256. Every word, every detail.Copy !req
257. Dot every comma.Copy !req
258. Dr. Hansen, line 182, please.
Dr. Hansen, line 182.Copy !req
259. Those are some long legs.Copy !req
260. I just had them lengthened.Copy !req
261. Now they go all the way up.Copy !req
262. Wow. It's nice to see you again.Copy !req
263. I was really impressed,
the way you handled that stallion.Copy !req
264. You know when I saw you dig
your heels into his sides,Copy !req
265. tighten up the reins,
and break his spirit,Copy !req
266. I never wanted to be a horse
so much in my life.Copy !req
267. Maybe after I finish off this shrink,Copy !req
268. we can head out for a quick
canter in the Meadow.Copy !req
269. Lieutenant, I am the shrink.Copy !req
270. You're the psychiatrist?Copy !req
271. That's what the diploma says.Copy !req
272. I've never been to a psychiatrist before.
You will be gentle?Copy !req
273. Lieutenant Harley, I've been ordered
to review your records.Copy !req
274. You were discharged
from the service 18 months agoCopy !req
275. for willful insubordination.Copy !req
276. You disobeyed a direct orderCopy !req
277. and lost a 30 million dollar fighter
in the process.Copy !req
278. Yes, I did but I'm paying it off
at 10 bucks a weekCopy !req
279. I wouldn't be doing that if gotten
that extra collision coverage.Copy !req
280. Wasn't your father involved
in a similar incident?Copy !req
281. What do you mean?Copy !req
282. Leland "buzz" Harley.Copy !req
283. Three purple hearts,
presidential commendation...Copy !req
284. Then this incident—
the Dominic farnham death.Copy !req
285. In 1971, his visa card was canceled.Copy !req
286. 1975, a broken man
suffocated while workingCopy !req
287. the night shift in a fotomat booth.Copy !req
288. Tell me how these events affected you.Copy !req
289. Well, I don't think about it much.Copy !req
290. That was a long time ago.Copy !req
291. If you'll excuse me,
I have some guns to grease.Copy !req
292. Lieutenant...Copy !req
293. Have you thought about seeing
a psychiatrist on a regular basis?Copy !req
294. I thought you'd never ask.Copy !req
295. I mean professionally.Copy !req
296. Thanks, doctor.Copy !req
297. Thanks for the advice.Copy !req
298. Be careful out there, lieutenant.Copy !req
299. Don't worry, I can take care of myself.Copy !req
300. No, you can't.
You're going to get hurt.Copy !req
301. I don't need your help or anybody's help.Copy !req
302. I'll be just fine.Copy !req
303. Are you okay?Copy !req
304. Uhh!Copy !req
305. Yeah... I'm fine.Copy !req
306. Ohh!Copy !req
307. Attention on deck.Copy !req
308. At ease, men.Copy !req
309. Be seated.Copy !req
310. Many of you are wondering
what's wrong with my pants.Copy !req
311. Well, they started running short of
material right before they got to the knees.Copy !req
312. So don't give me any shit.Copy !req
313. Now, I look out there at all of
you guys and I say to myselfCopy !req
314. "what I wouldn't give
to be 20 years youngerCopy !req
315. and a woman."Copy !req
316. You know, I've personally flown
over 194 missions,Copy !req
317. and I was shot down every one.Copy !req
318. Come to think of it,
I've never landed a plane in my life.Copy !req
319. Now, you men will be pilotingCopy !req
320. the backbone
of our proud American arsenal—Copy !req
321. the Oscar ew 5894 phallus
tactical fighter bomber.Copy !req
322. Its lightweight sweptwing designCopy !req
323. makes it extremely maneuverable and agile.Copy !req
324. Beneath its skin
of 21st-century compositesCopy !req
325. is a highly advanced avionics
and weapons package.Copy !req
326. Designed for speed and combat acrobatics,Copy !req
327. it features the latestCopy !req
328. Mrs. Halver series 3800
radar jamming framus.Copy !req
329. - Admiral.
- Nurse.Copy !req
330. Gentlemen,
the success of sleepy weaselCopy !req
331. depends on our ability to maneuver
below enemy radar.Copy !req
332. I want to see a major display
of low-level flying.Copy !req
333. Topper, Kent, you're up first.Copy !req
334. Show me what you can do.Copy !req
335. Copy that,
purple fluffernutter.Copy !req
336. Roger that, milli vanilli chilly Willy.Copy !req
337. Bring them down, boys.Copy !req
338. I want your bellies
to scrape the sagebrush.Copy !req
339. Let's see who's the best.Copy !req
340. I'm heading
for the canyon floor, sir.Copy !req
341. For your information, I'm at 150 feet.Copy !req
342. I'm at third and main.Copy !req
343. Ah! Whoa!Copy !req
344. Very pretty, but enough hot-dogging.Copy !req
345. Just checking the traffic.Copy !req
346. How'd I do, big fella?Copy !req
347. Don't get me started, Harley.Copy !req
348. Cut the chatter.Copy !req
349. Topper, that was vintage buzz Harley.Copy !req
350. You and your dad
are two of a kind.Copy !req
351. Herring's voice: Your ego's
writing checks your body can't cash.Copy !req
352. Topper, what are you doing?Copy !req
353. Get back in formation.Copy !req
354. Topper, you weren't
cleared to detach.Copy !req
355. What was that about?Copy !req
356. I, uh, thought I saw Elvis.Copy !req
357. Let it go, topper. The king is gone.
Let's head for home.Copy !req
358. Oh, not again.
I need a landing clearanceCopy !req
359. for runway 30... 30 something.Copy !req
360. 30-30 something's been canceled.
Go to runway 2-9er.Copy !req
361. Wash out, what the hell
you doing? Pull it up.Copy !req
362. Wash out, where the hell are you? What
is your location? You're off of radar.Copy !req
363. What is your location?
You're off of radar.Copy !req
364. - Goin' up?
- Yes.Copy !req
365. Can I press your button?Copy !req
366. No, you've been slaving
over hot psychotics all day.Copy !req
367. Let me get that.Copy !req
368. That is an interesting perfume.Copy !req
369. It's vicks. I have a cold.Copy !req
370. Oh.Copy !req
371. Lieutenant, you're staring.Copy !req
372. No, not really. I'm lost in your eyes.Copy !req
373. That is the whitest white part of the eyeCopy !req
374. I've ever seen.Copy !req
375. Do you floss?Copy !req
376. You're very confident, aren't you?Copy !req
377. When you have 10,000 pounds of thrust
at your command, you have to be.Copy !req
378. Lieutenant, please, I'm—
I'm talking to you as a psychiatrist.Copy !req
379. I'm recommending that you be grounded.Copy !req
380. You've got to be joking.Copy !req
381. Look, if I were joking, I would have said,Copy !req
382. "what do you do
with an elephant with three balls?"Copy !req
383. You walk him and pitch to the rhino.Copy !req
384. You are serious.Copy !req
385. It's the best thing
for you and the mission.Copy !req
386. The best would be if you'd
stop tryin' to run my life.Copy !req
387. I'm a pilot.Copy !req
388. Nobody's going to keep me out of the sky.Copy !req
389. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
390. 12 rounds of boxing for the wba, wbc, wpa,Copy !req
391. rsvp
heavyweight championship of the world.Copy !req
392. Introducing celebrities at ringside,Copy !req
393. please welcome his holiness,Copy !req
394. the very popular pontiff,Copy !req
395. pope John Paul the second.Copy !req
396. Second!Copy !req
397. Lieutenant commander block,
we meet at last.Copy !req
398. Isn't this place a little public?Copy !req
399. Actually, a crowd offers
remarkable anonymity.Copy !req
400. How are we doing at Dudley?Copy !req
401. Well, we're right on schedule.Copy !req
402. Can't quite get a reading
on admiral Benson,Copy !req
403. but topper Harley's
playing right into our hands.Copy !req
404. Here's his evaluation.Copy !req
405. Clear-cut case
of paternal conflict syndrome.Copy !req
406. Ah, yes, pcs.Copy !req
407. I saw an after-school special
on that the other day.Copy !req
408. They're years away from the vaccine.Copy !req
409. Every time I mention
buzz' name, topper goes off.Copy !req
410. There's no way the unit will function,Copy !req
411. and I'll abort the mission.Copy !req
412. The Navy's planes will seem inferior,Copy !req
413. and the president will come begging
for my superfighter.Copy !req
414. Best of all, nobody gets hurt.Copy !req
415. Well done, lieutenant commander.Copy !req
416. America can't afford
to fall behind, Mr. Wilson.Copy !req
417. We need your plane.Copy !req
418. This should be a good match.Copy !req
419. Both men work for Don King.Copy !req
420. Well, fans, that's it.Copy !req
421. Good night. I'm out of here!Copy !req
422. The strafing run is proud to presentCopy !req
423. the musical stylings of Lawrence lipps!Copy !req
424. And now...Copy !req
425. - Whoa!
- Oh, my god!Copy !req
426. Ramada?Copy !req
427. Kent.Copy !req
428. Ramada.Copy !req
429. Aah!Copy !req
430. Aah! My eyes!Copy !req
431. But darling, why didn't you call?
I thought you were still in Brussels.Copy !req
432. Oh, Kent, we were only hurting each other.Copy !req
433. I thought that's the way you wanted it.Copy !req
434. Something's changed, hasn't it?Copy !req
435. It's not another woman, is it?Copy !req
436. I just couldn't compete with that.Copy !req
437. No, of course you couldn't.Copy !req
438. What matters is that you're here.Copy !req
439. I'm here. We have a lot
of catching up to do.Copy !req
440. Wonderful. Just let me
take care of something.Copy !req
441. I'll be right back.Copy !req
442. Don't be long, mon amour.Copy !req
443. Absolument.Copy !req
444. Wow!Copy !req
445. Anybody here from out of town?Copy !req
446. Welcome.Copy !req
447. Nice to see you.Copy !req
448. Unhh!Copy !req
449. Ramada.Copy !req
450. Oh, no.Copy !req
451. Well, if it isn't
god's gift to the cockpit.Copy !req
452. Kent, your nostrils are flaring.Copy !req
453. That flying stunt today was pure madness.Copy !req
454. If there wasn't a lady present,Copy !req
455. I'd tear you apart like a Christmas goose.Copy !req
456. Yeah! Keep it up, you'll be carrying
your face home in a doggy bag.Copy !req
457. What is this macho thing?Copy !req
458. He started it.Copy !req
459. - Did not.
- Did, too.Copy !req
460. - Did not.
- You're behaving like children.Copy !req
461. He's being a jerk.Copy !req
462. - Am not.
- Are, too.Copy !req
463. Am not.Copy !req
464. Are too, too, too...Copy !req
465. Not, not, not...Copy !req
466. Are too times 10.Copy !req
467. That's it.Copy !req
468. - Stop it.
- Rumble!Copy !req
469. - Don't push me.
- Rumble!Copy !req
470. Hey!Copy !req
471. Stop it! Can't you act like
civilized human beings?Copy !req
472. Hey, I'm sorry, man.Copy !req
473. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
474. Listen, Kent and I have to talk,Copy !req
475. so, please...Copy !req
476. Be my guest.Copy !req
477. Let's celebrate, honey.Copy !req
478. Hey, everybody, drinks are on me.Copy !req
479. - Free beer!
- Gin sling!Copy !req
480. You haven't forgotten my offer, have you?Copy !req
481. Little house in the country,
white picket fence,Copy !req
482. stairmaster, the whole 9 yards.Copy !req
483. Kent, you're everything a woman
could possibly want,Copy !req
484. but I'm just not ready for marriage.Copy !req
485. Not yet.Copy !req
486. Well, I have to be
getting back to the base.Copy !req
487. Tomorrow's an important flight.Copy !req
488. You know how puffy my eyes
get when I don't rest.Copy !req
489. Good night.Copy !req
490. May I?Copy !req
491. Shouldn't you be getting
back to the base?Copy !req
492. I suppose, if I played life by the rules,Copy !req
493. but you know I don't.Copy !req
494. All right. You can walk me
to my apartment.Copy !req
495. I shouldn't have gotten mad
in the elevator today.Copy !req
496. Just when I want something that bad,
I get all fired up.Copy !req
497. Maybe that's why I worry so.Copy !req
498. Maybe more than I should.Copy !req
499. Something terrible
could happen. You must—Copy !req
500. shh, shh.Copy !req
501. But I—Copy !req
502. don't worry.Copy !req
503. Everything will be fine.
I promise.Copy !req
504. B-Boy, I hope so.Copy !req
505. Well, this is it.Copy !req
506. It's a nice place.Copy !req
507. It's okay.Copy !req
508. The only problem is
I have a nosy landlady.Copy !req
509. Well, I guess
this is good night.Copy !req
510. I don't want to go back.Copy !req
511. You don't have to.Copy !req
512. I don't want to be alone.Copy !req
513. And by the way,Copy !req
514. I can go all nigh like a lumberjack.Copy !req
515. What about your landlady?Copy !req
516. You can do her, too.Copy !req
517. So, I take it you've
been with a man before.Copy !req
518. I'm a virgin.Copy !req
519. I'm just not very good at it.Copy !req
520. Ohh.Copy !req
521. Ooh.Copy !req
522. Ahh.Copy !req
523. Ohh.Copy !req
524. Ohh.Copy !req
525. Ooh.Copy !req
526. Mmm.Copy !req
527. Yes.Copy !req
528. Oh, yes.Copy !req
529. Ahh.Copy !req
530. Ahh.Copy !req
531. Mmm.Copy !req
532. Mmm.Copy !req
533. Ohh.Copy !req
534. Topper.Copy !req
535. Mmm.Copy !req
536. Ohh.Copy !req
537. Ohh.Copy !req
538. Ohh.Copy !req
539. Uhh!Copy !req
540. Wash out.Copy !req
541. What are you doing?
Get into your flight suit.Copy !req
542. We're ready to go up.Copy !req
543. I just got kicked out of the unit.Copy !req
544. My flight status has been withdrawn.Copy !req
545. I'm through, dead meat.Copy !req
546. What happened?Copy !req
547. It's my eyes.Copy !req
548. I've got walleye vision.Copy !req
549. Yeah.Copy !req
550. Can't something that could be done?Copy !req
551. Well, there's a delicate corneal
inversion procedure—Copy !req
552. multioptipupiloptomy.Copy !req
553. But in order to keep from
damaging the eye socket,Copy !req
554. they gotta go in through the rectum.Copy !req
555. Ain't no man gonna
take that route with me.Copy !req
556. Yeah.Copy !req
557. Is topper around?
I'd like to say goodbye.Copy !req
558. He didn't come back last night.Copy !req
559. I'm afraid he's awol.Copy !req
560. As soon as block finds out, he's history.Copy !req
561. But, flying's his life.
He's the best pilot in the world.Copy !req
562. We need him as much as he needs US.Copy !req
563. Can't find my lucky gum.
Do you have—Copy !req
564. wash out?Copy !req
565. Oh, my god.Copy !req
566. I missed my flight.Copy !req
567. You're amazing.Copy !req
568. Dead meat!Copy !req
569. Mary!Copy !req
570. Mary. Have you come to watch me fly?Copy !req
571. There was a meltdown at the plant,Copy !req
572. so they gave me the afternoon off.Copy !req
573. Aw, terrific.Copy !req
574. Oh, good news.Copy !req
575. We just closed escrow on our dream house.Copy !req
576. Wonderful. When do we move in?Copy !req
577. Tuesday. I've got the kids stripping
asbestos off the pipes right now.Copy !req
578. Oh, that's great!Copy !req
579. Things just couldn't be better for US.Copy !req
580. I'm so blessed.Copy !req
581. Oh! Your life insurance forms
came for you to sign.Copy !req
582. Oh! Oh, my mirror.Copy !req
583. Huh!Copy !req
584. I'll get another pen.Copy !req
585. No need.
I'll sign it when I get back.Copy !req
586. Well, you know best.Copy !req
587. Honey, you know that
global warming problem?Copy !req
588. I've discovered
how we can reverse it.Copy !req
589. Tell me.Copy !req
590. No, not now, lovey-bumpers.Copy !req
591. There'll be plenty of time for that later.Copy !req
592. And my investigation into the
assassination of jfk?Copy !req
593. You found the evidence you're looking for!Copy !req
594. Yes. I have proof right here in my pocket.Copy !req
595. It's big, honey. Really big.
Goes all the way to the white house.Copy !req
596. Do you want me to hold it for you?Copy !req
597. No. It'll be safe right here.Copy !req
598. I'm in a jet.Copy !req
599. What could go wrong?Copy !req
600. Oh, dead meat,Copy !req
601. we just couldn't be any more
perfectly happy.Copy !req
602. Where the hell is topper?Copy !req
603. Thanks for joining the party.Copy !req
604. Hey, topper!Copy !req
605. Hey, have you seen any of my lucky gum?Copy !req
606. Uh, no.Copy !req
607. Freedom squadron, start your engines.Copy !req
608. God, that's loud.Copy !req
609. My ear canals are very sensitive.Copy !req
610. They're stainless steel.
Took a bullet in corregidor.Copy !req
611. Passed straight through.
Here, look.Copy !req
612. Huh?Copy !req
613. We have these
to hold down the sound, sir.Copy !req
614. Oh, good. Thanks.Copy !req
615. Let's hope they do the trick.Copy !req
616. Give me the Mike, boy.Copy !req
617. For the love of god, man, be careful.Copy !req
618. Ever since normandy,
this is corning ware for Christ's sakeCopy !req
619. those of you who excel
during these aerial combat exercisesCopy !req
620. will go on to make up
the greatest fighting unit ever assembled.Copy !req
621. Topper, keep that nose up!Copy !req
622. He's never done that before.Copy !req
623. Red team leader, break off.
Prepare to engage.Copy !req
624. Roger that.Copy !req
625. Blue leader, prepare for action.Copy !req
626. Roger that.Copy !req
627. I'm on his 6:00. Moving in.Copy !req
628. I've got tone.Copy !req
629. Got him!Copy !req
630. Dead meat, confirm kill.Copy !req
631. Mrs. Thompson?Copy !req
632. - Yes?
- I'm topper Harley.Copy !req
633. Oh! Dead meat's talked about you.Copy !req
634. He thinks the world of you.Copy !req
635. But shouldn't you be up there
flying with the squad?Copy !req
636. I've got a lock.Copy !req
637. I'm closing in.Copy !req
638. Uh-oh!Copy !req
639. He spotted me! He's slippery!Copy !req
640. Help! Help!Copy !req
641. Topper, watch your right side! Jeez!Copy !req
642. I'm bailing out!Copy !req
643. Wash out? What are you doing here?Copy !req
644. There's no time to go into it.Copy !req
645. Uh-oh.Copy !req
646. Do me a favor. Don't land.Copy !req
647. What's...Copy !req
648. Get out of here!
We're gonna crash!Copy !req
649. I can't. I'm stuck.Copy !req
650. Then I must help you my friend.
Think well of me.Copy !req
651. Ooh! Ooh! Aah!Copy !req
652. Thank you!Copy !req
653. Don't look.Copy !req
654. Oh, no! Oh!Copy !req
655. Whoa!Copy !req
656. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
657. Whew.Copy !req
658. Oh, man!Copy !req
659. Wendy, I can fly!Copy !req
660. Hey, topper.Copy !req
661. Easy, buddy.Copy !req
662. The darnedest thing just happened.Copy !req
663. Hang on. Hang on, buddy.Copy !req
664. Topper?Copy !req
665. Ohh!Copy !req
666. Swing him around this way.Copy !req
667. Ohh.Copy !req
668. Ohh.Copy !req
669. Let's go.
1... 2.Copy !req
670. In the door.
Let's move it. Come on.Copy !req
671. Enough!Copy !req
672. Hello!Copy !req
673. Ow, ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
674. Ow, ow, ow, ow! Oh!Copy !req
675. Aah!Copy !req
676. Aah!Copy !req
677. Relay buddy. We'll have you at
the hospital in no time.Copy !req
678. Aah!Copy !req
679. Good morning!
Excuse me!Copy !req
680. Wait, guys, wait! Aah!Copy !req
681. Let's go, let's go.Copy !req
682. Easy, easy, easy, easy.Copy !req
683. Let's move.Copy !req
684. What a ride.Copy !req
685. Wash out, you made it.Copy !req
686. Why, thank you, Andre.Copy !req
687. I'll have the veal piccata.Copy !req
688. Oh! Don't forget the cardio readout.Copy !req
689. Where is it?Copy !req
690. Um...Copy !req
691. It's, uh...Copy !req
692. Hey, fellas...Copy !req
693. inside on the left.Copy !req
694. I can't find it!Copy !req
695. Doctor.Copy !req
696. - What happened?
- Plane crash.Copy !req
697. I got to work fast.
I got a lunch.Copy !req
698. I think you're missing
the big picture here, doc.Copy !req
699. Nurse, check his penis.
Is it longer than mine?Copy !req
700. No, doctor.Copy !req
701. Good. Now, this is gonna hurt.Copy !req
702. Aah!Copy !req
703. Nurse, give me 15ccs of morphine quickly.Copy !req
704. You thing you can save him?Copy !req
705. Can't be sure.
I'm not a very good doctor.Copy !req
706. That's good thank you, nurse.
You have to wait here.Copy !req
707. You're gonna be all right, buddy.Copy !req
708. I'm in a hospital.
What could go wrong?Copy !req
709. Mrs. Thompson, I know
you must hate me right now,Copy !req
710. but there's something I want you to have.Copy !req
711. I've been putting a little away
for the past 10 years.Copy !req
712. It's not much—2,500.Copy !req
713. I wish I could do more.Copy !req
714. Why, topper...Copy !req
715. Th-that's so sweet.Copy !req
716. Why, with the 3 million I won
on this lucky lotto ticket,Copy !req
717. I can take this 2,500
and just blow it all on hats.Copy !req
718. Right and halt.Copy !req
719. Pete "dead meat" Thompson is dead.Copy !req
720. So is mo green,Copy !req
721. tataglia, barzini,Copy !req
722. the heads of all the five families.Copy !req
723. It is at moments like these,
my dear friends,Copy !req
724. we must ask ourselves,Copy !req
725. "how can this not be part
of some larger plan?"Copy !req
726. Do good men like dead meat ThompsonCopy !req
727. just blink out one day like a bad bulb?Copy !req
728. I mean one minute, you're in bed
with a knockout gal or guy,Copy !req
729. and the next, you're a compost heap.Copy !req
730. Well, doesn't that bother any of you?Copy !req
731. Because it scares
the living piss out of me!Copy !req
732. I never thought something like this
could happen.Copy !req
733. Don't we have what we need now, mr Wilson?Copy !req
734. This should be enough to prove
that our planes need to be replaced.Copy !req
735. No, those planes have to fail in combatCopy !req
736. for the world to take notice.Copy !req
737. This is a minor incident.Copy !req
738. Minor? I just lost one of my best men.Copy !req
739. Are you backing out on US, block?Copy !req
740. I'm doing this for my country,
not for you.Copy !req
741. We'll need the backup plan.Copy !req
742. Aim.Copy !req
743. Fire!Copy !req
744. Jumping Jesus, they're back.Copy !req
745. Fire!Copy !req
746. People, take cover!Copy !req
747. Hit the dirt!Copy !req
748. Cover me!Copy !req
749. Battle stations!Copy !req
750. Battle stations!Copy !req
751. Have they no respect for the dead?Copy !req
752. Aah!Copy !req
753. Aah!Copy !req
754. God, I love a good funeral.Copy !req
755. Topper. Where are you going?Copy !req
756. I'm handing in my resignation.Copy !req
757. You were right. You said
I was dangerous, and I am.Copy !req
758. Topper, wait.Copy !req
759. Please, let's talk.Copy !req
760. Huh?Copy !req
761. They're right.Copy !req
762. I'm no better than my father.Copy !req
763. Seems no matter what I do,Copy !req
764. I end up hurting someone.Copy !req
765. Ouch.Copy !req
766. You've got to stop comparing
yourself with your father.Copy !req
767. You're two different people.Copy !req
768. We both killed a man.Copy !req
769. That's just a coincidence.Copy !req
770. He loved jets. So do I.Copy !req
771. He was a loner just like me.Copy !req
772. For god's sakes, I've even
got my father's eyes.Copy !req
773. Topper, please.Copy !req
774. Ah, they're just for luck.Copy !req
775. You've got to make your own luck.Copy !req
776. You've got to get back in the sky
and prove yourself.Copy !req
777. Besides, there's something else.Copy !req
778. After our first meeting in my office,Copy !req
779. I sent my evaluation to commander block.Copy !req
780. I recommended you be grounded.Copy !req
781. I was afraid someone might get hurt.Copy !req
782. What are you saying?Copy !req
783. I think someone wants
sleepy weasel to fail.Copy !req
784. That's heavy.Copy !req
785. Totally.Copy !req
786. That's the other reason
why you need to fly.Copy !req
787. Topper, this could well be your only
opportunity to save the missionCopy !req
788. and solve your personal problems,Copy !req
789. all in one fell swoop.Copy !req
790. Read that back to me, Francine.Copy !req
791. "And if you ever put your goddamn handsCopy !req
792. on my wife again, I will—"Copy !req
793. You wanted to see me, sir?Copy !req
794. Oh, blank, come on in.Copy !req
795. Been expecting someone.Copy !req
796. That'll be all, Francine.Copy !req
797. Yes, sir.Copy !req
798. Pudding?Copy !req
799. No, thank you, sir.Copy !req
800. I'll put this to you straight.Copy !req
801. Thompson's death was a shock to US all,Copy !req
802. and hot shot Harley is responsible.Copy !req
803. I want that smirking
little wise-ass out of here.Copy !req
804. The morale on this base is shot to hell.Copy !req
805. There.Copy !req
806. Just look out there.Copy !req
807. Quiet.Copy !req
808. Hardly a man moving.Copy !req
809. Roy. Roy!Copy !req
810. Ah. Huh?Copy !req
811. I went to school with that man.Copy !req
812. He's just not the same.Copy !req
813. Been ignoring me all day.Copy !req
814. Remind me to send him a note.Copy !req
815. Sir, may I say something?Copy !req
816. I have no doubt that Harley
acted irresponsibly,Copy !req
817. but his kind lives on the edge,Copy !req
818. always willing to take a chance.Copy !req
819. Now, we need topper for this mission
for just that reason.Copy !req
820. I like your thinking, Carl.Copy !req
821. Besides, dead meat Thompson wasn't
all that good a pilot anyway.Copy !req
822. He only had a small family.Copy !req
823. His kids are a pain in the ass.Copy !req
824. Wife's on the sauce.Copy !req
825. Poor bastard's better off dead.Copy !req
826. What size shoes do you wear?Copy !req
827. A 9, sir.Copy !req
828. Good. It's settled then.Copy !req
829. We'll send Harley to the front.Copy !req
830. Oh, by the way, I wanted to thank you
for having US over dinner the other night.Copy !req
831. Cheryl and I thought
the stroganoff was marvelous.Copy !req
832. But, sir, we didn't
have dinner the other night.Copy !req
833. Really?Copy !req
834. Where the hell was I?Copy !req
835. And who's this Cheryl?Copy !req
836. Ah, doesn't matter.Copy !req
837. Run along, sid.Copy !req
838. Cheryl?Copy !req
839. Kent?Copy !req
840. I came to get my chafing dish.Copy !req
841. Our orders just came through.Copy !req
842. We're shipping out in one hour.Copy !req
843. Are you coming' along this time?Copy !req
844. The chafing dish is not yours.Copy !req
845. - Yes, it is.
- No, it isn't.Copy !req
846. - Okay, I don't want it.
- Just take it.Copy !req
847. - I'll take it.
- You stay out of it.Copy !req
848. This is not the time or place,Copy !req
849. but I've got a big score to settle
with you, my friend.Copy !req
850. Excuse me.Copy !req
851. I've hurt him.Copy !req
852. Topper...Copy !req
853. Topper, you better go.Copy !req
854. I have to think.Copy !req
855. Well, I don't.Copy !req
856. I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.Copy !req
857. I'm sorry?Copy !req
858. My heart has fallen down around my anklesCopy !req
859. like a wet pair of pants.Copy !req
860. My whole life,
all I've wanted to do is fly.Copy !req
861. Bomb stuff.Copy !req
862. Shoot people down.Copy !req
863. But we've been through so much together.Copy !req
864. Ramada, I need you.Copy !req
865. I want you.Copy !req
866. Wow.Copy !req
867. Ramada!Copy !req
868. Topper.Copy !req
869. Ramada!Copy !req
870. I love you.Copy !req
871. I love you.Copy !req
872. It's not that easy, ramada.Copy !req
873. This is one night you're
not turning me out.Copy !req
874. Whoa!Copy !req
875. Aye aye aye aye!Copy !req
876. Aye aye aye!Copy !req
877. Topper, I'm so confused.Copy !req
878. I need time alone.Copy !req
879. Admiral Benson!Copy !req
880. Really?Copy !req
881. That's my name, too.Copy !req
882. Yankee doodle floppy disk,Copy !req
883. this is foxtrot zulu milkshakeCopy !req
884. checking in at 700 feet.
Request permission to land.Copy !req
885. Roger that, foxtrot zulu milkshake.
You are clear to land.Copy !req
886. Welcome to the mediterranean.
Wash out, is that you?Copy !req
887. You bet!
They put me in charge of radar.Copy !req
888. From now on,
I'll be your eyes on the ground.Copy !req
889. All crews, report to the flight deck.Copy !req
890. All crews, report to the flight deck.Copy !req
891. Ooh... ow.Copy !req
892. Ooh... ow.Copy !req
893. Whoa!Copy !req
894. Ooh.Copy !req
895. Oh.Copy !req
896. Have you no decency?Copy !req
897. Ah, the open sea.Copy !req
898. Oh, god, wish I could smell.Copy !req
899. I had my nostrils fried in panmunjom.Copy !req
900. Admiral Benson, I want you to meetCopy !req
901. Mr. Wilson and Mr. Rosener
from rockman aviation.Copy !req
902. They'll be observing the operation.Copy !req
903. Oh, yes, of course.Copy !req
904. It's okay.
I'm all right.Copy !req
905. No problem.Copy !req
906. I slipped on the crab.Copy !req
907. Who put that crab there?Copy !req
908. Crab? I didn't see any crab.Copy !req
909. Don't tell me? There were two crabs.
They work in pairs.Copy !req
910. I went to Annapolis, for Christ's sake.Copy !req
911. From the Pentagon, sir.Copy !req
912. We just decoded it.Copy !req
913. Oh good here. Help me with this.
My eyes are ceramic.Copy !req
914. A bazooka round at little bighorn.Copy !req
915. Or was it okinawa?Copy !req
916. The one without the Indians.Copy !req
917. It's the final orders.Copy !req
918. We strike tomorrow at 0600.Copy !req
919. Excellent.
Wake me up at, oh, 5:30.Copy !req
920. Get out of your flight suit, mister.Copy !req
921. - You're not going anywhere.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
922. This mission is too risky and too
important to let you screw it up.Copy !req
923. You're not flying with US.Copy !req
924. - Am too.
- Are not.Copy !req
925. Am too.Copy !req
926. - Alright mister, let's go at it.
- Let's do it.Copy !req
927. Get him. Come on.Copy !req
928. - Get him!
- Come on!Copy !req
929. What'd you say?Copy !req
930. God, my face!Copy !req
931. My hand!Copy !req
932. Attention on deck!Copy !req
933. Be seated.Copy !req
934. Well, gentlemen, we've waited
a long time to hear this.Copy !req
935. In exactly 5 hours and 17 minutes,Copy !req
936. we hit the enemy toast.Copy !req
937. I think that's the enemy coast, sir.Copy !req
938. Huh? Coast?Copy !req
939. It'll take more planning,
but it doesn't matter.Copy !req
940. Our assignment is to knock outCopy !req
941. the nuclear weapons plant
at falafel heights.Copy !req
942. The plant goes online in 12 hours
and is heavily defended.Copy !req
943. If you have trouble
hitting your objective,Copy !req
944. your secondary targets are here and here—Copy !req
945. an accordion factory and a mime school.Copy !req
946. Good luck, gentlemen.Copy !req
947. Blake, take over.Copy !req
948. There's one more thing...Copy !req
949. Never mind, I'll get that.
It's probably for me.Copy !req
950. Our sortie will proceed as planned.Copy !req
951. I want topper Harley leading
our squadron into battle.Copy !req
952. What?Copy !req
953. Lieutenant commander, sir...Copy !req
954. It's nothing personal.Copy !req
955. I know I speak for every man here.Copy !req
956. We've lost all respect for Harley.Copy !req
957. He's poison for the morale of the unitCopy !req
958. and a disaster to the
success of this mission.Copy !req
959. You're out of line, Gregory.Copy !req
960. You'll obey orders and like it.Copy !req
961. Now get to your planes.Copy !req
962. Sir.Copy !req
963. What is it, Mr. Harley?Copy !req
964. I hope I'm wrong about this.Copy !req
965. What would that be?Copy !req
966. Nobody likes playing for a coach
who throws the big game.Copy !req
967. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
968. My uncle used to tell me that not playing to winCopy !req
969. is like sleeping with your sister.Copy !req
970. Sure, she's a great piece of tailCopy !req
971. with a blouseful of goodies,
but it's just illegal.Copy !req
972. Jesus, topper, come on.Copy !req
973. Then you get into that whole inbred thing.Copy !req
974. Kids with no teeth who only play the banjo,Copy !req
975. eat apple sauce through a straw,Copy !req
976. pork farm animals.Copy !req
977. Topper, that's enough.Copy !req
978. I think you get my point, sir.Copy !req
979. I just hope you're
playing straight with US.Copy !req
980. Alpha velveeta knuckle underwear,
you are cleared for takeoff.Copy !req
981. When you hit that nuclear weapons plant,Copy !req
982. drop a bomb for me.Copy !req
983. Sphincter mucus niner ringworm, Roger.Copy !req
984. Olé!Copy !req
985. Yiii!Copy !req
986. Oh.Copy !req
987. Holy cow. My cap blew off.Copy !req
988. Swing around, we'll pick it up.Copy !req
989. But, sir, we're on the mission.Copy !req
990. Good thinking.Copy !req
991. Yeah. We'll pick it up on the way back.Copy !req
992. We got to Mark the spot, though.Copy !req
993. Put rabinowitz in a life raft,Copy !req
994. have him row in circles until we return.Copy !req
995. It could be days.Copy !req
996. Then put some food in the life raft.Copy !req
997. For god's sake man, do I have
to think of everything?Copy !req
998. We'll tape his favorite shows.
He won't miss anything.Copy !req
999. Sir, there's no time.Copy !req
1000. Okay, okay!Copy !req
1001. How can I be an admiral
without my cap?Copy !req
1002. It's out there somewhere all alone,Copy !req
1003. and I'm here powerless
to do anything about it.Copy !req
1004. We're entering enemy air space.Copy !req
1005. Sir, it appears we have
unidentified radar contacts.Copy !req
1006. Looks like enemy aircraft at 12:00.Copy !req
1007. Really? 12:00?Copy !req
1008. That gives US about 25 minutes.Copy !req
1009. Think I'll step out for a burger.Copy !req
1010. Sir, there are six of them,Copy !req
1011. bearing 2-1-5,Copy !req
1012. range 150 mi—Copy !req
1013. Oh, my god.
A dozen more of them.Copy !req
1014. And a blimp!
A big, shiny blimp!Copy !req
1015. And it's slowly moving south!Copy !req
1016. Block, have you got
a tally on the bandits?Copy !req
1017. Roger, that. I got them.Copy !req
1018. Alright. Assume combat spread.Copy !req
1019. Attack formation delta niner.Copy !req
1020. Topper in the lead.Copy !req
1021. Just like your old man, son.Copy !req
1022. Old buzz Harley would be
proud of you, topper.Copy !req
1023. Kent's voice: He's the type of guy that could
end up killing every man in this outfit.Copy !req
1024. He's poison for morale of the unit.Copy !req
1025. President bush's voice:
Read my lips—Copy !req
1026. no new taxes.Copy !req
1027. Topper, what are you doing?Copy !req
1028. He's frozen.
Topper's no good to US.Copy !req
1029. Abort the mission.Copy !req
1030. Abort the mission.Copy !req
1031. Return to mother.Copy !req
1032. We can't! They're all over US.Copy !req
1033. Damn it! All right, engage! Engage!Copy !req
1034. I've got a bogey at 12:00 o'clock!Copy !req
1035. I got two on my tail!
Kowalski, get them off me!Copy !req
1036. Locked up! Fox 2.Copy !req
1037. Shish kebab!Copy !req
1038. My missile didn't track!Copy !req
1039. My engine's cut out!Copy !req
1040. I'm losing power!Copy !req
1041. My cannons!Copy !req
1042. My cannons won't fire!
What's going on?Copy !req
1043. I've got 2 bandits on my 6:00!Copy !req
1044. This is insane.Copy !req
1045. Wilson and rosener.Copy !req
1046. It was them, wasn't it?Copy !req
1047. They said nobody would get hurt.Copy !req
1048. Block, call your men back.Copy !req
1049. Like hell I will.Copy !req
1050. I got the best pilot in the world up here.Copy !req
1051. Topper. Topper, do you read me?Copy !req
1052. I was there 20 years ago.Copy !req
1053. I was there with your father
and mailman farnham.Copy !req
1054. I was an eyewitness.
You gotta listen to me, topper.Copy !req
1055. What they told you
about your dad is all wrong.Copy !req
1056. Eject, mailman!Copy !req
1057. Eject!Copy !req
1058. I can't! My seat's jammed!Copy !req
1059. Nothing works!Copy !req
1060. Stay calm!Copy !req
1061. My harness is malfunctioning!Copy !req
1062. I'll get it!Copy !req
1063. Buzz, the nose!Copy !req
1064. The nose!Copy !req
1065. Oh!Copy !req
1066. Sit tight!Copy !req
1067. Whoa!Copy !req
1068. Whoa!Copy !req
1069. Come on!Copy !req
1070. Hurry!Copy !req
1071. Get the lead out!Copy !req
1072. It's gonna be okay!Copy !req
1073. Wow, that was sure close!Copy !req
1074. Buzz, get back here!Copy !req
1075. Whoa!Copy !req
1076. Oh!Copy !req
1077. I'm okay.Copy !req
1078. Buzz!Copy !req
1079. The wing! The wing!Copy !req
1080. Hurry!Copy !req
1081. Ooh. Ooh.Copy !req
1082. What, are you on a break?Copy !req
1083. Hurry!Copy !req
1084. I'm here!Copy !req
1085. Whose gum is this?Copy !req
1086. Oh, for god's sake.
Not now!Copy !req
1087. Got it!Copy !req
1088. Hold on!
We'll bring this baby down!Copy !req
1089. Stop squirming!Copy !req
1090. Hang on!Copy !req
1091. Whoa!Copy !req
1092. Those are my socks!Copy !req
1093. Buzz! Get back here!Copy !req
1094. Your father did everything
humanly possible to save mailman's life.Copy !req
1095. You should be proud, son.Copy !req
1096. Buzz Harley is a true American hero.Copy !req
1097. I'm hit! I'm hit!Copy !req
1098. Block, are you all right?Copy !req
1099. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
1100. Give them hell!Copy !req
1101. Got it.Copy !req
1102. This is for you, dad.Copy !req
1103. They're on my tail!Copy !req
1104. I'm with you, buddy.Copy !req
1105. Hang in there.Copy !req
1106. My guns are jammed.Copy !req
1107. They got tune on me!Copy !req
1108. Looks like, I'm gonna
have to do it the hard way.Copy !req
1109. Anybody home?Copy !req
1110. They fell for that one.Copy !req
1111. Topper, 3 bandits, 12:00.Copy !req
1112. I'm on 'em. They're all mine.Copy !req
1113. Here we go.
Loop-the-loop.Copy !req
1114. - Couscous!
- Swami says.Copy !req
1115. Learned this one from Paula Abdul.Copy !req
1116. Oldest trick in the book.Copy !req
1117. Catch me if you can, guys.Copy !req
1118. This is an old buzz Harley move.Copy !req
1119. Oh, boys.Copy !req
1120. Aah!Copy !req
1121. I'm on their tails.Copy !req
1122. I've got them now.Copy !req
1123. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
1124. Allahu akbar!Copy !req
1125. It looks like they're bugging out.Copy !req
1126. Yike!Copy !req
1127. Saved by the clouds.Copy !req
1128. Come on in, boys.Copy !req
1129. A little hide-and-seek?Copy !req
1130. See you later, guys.Copy !req
1131. This could be the end
of a beautiful friendship.Copy !req
1132. Topper, look out!Copy !req
1133. I got two heat-seeking missiles
on my tail.Copy !req
1134. Block, Kent, Kowalski,
get the hell out of here!Copy !req
1135. Get back to the ship!Copy !req
1136. I've got a nuclear weapons plant to wax.Copy !req
1137. You're committing suicide!Copy !req
1138. Do as he says!Copy !req
1139. They're close.Copy !req
1140. Missiles...Copy !req
1141. Still with me.
Come on.Copy !req
1142. If I can't lose them, I'll use them.Copy !req
1143. The mother of all targets.Copy !req
1144. Sayonara, Saddam.Copy !req
1145. Come in. Are you all right?Copy !req
1146. Topper, acknowledge! Acknowledge!Copy !req
1147. Topper, do you read?Copy !req
1148. Topper, are you all right?Copy !req
1149. There they are.Copy !req
1150. Uh, we're, uh, landing.Copy !req
1151. Do you want to get out of the way?Copy !req
1152. Run for your life!Copy !req
1153. Where's topper?Copy !req
1154. Lost contact.Copy !req
1155. There he is!Copy !req
1156. Pyrex pickle blow fish,Copy !req
1157. permission to land.Copy !req
1158. You guys are going
to have to talk me down.Copy !req
1159. I've got some damage.Copy !req
1160. Wait. Hold it! Hold it!Copy !req
1161. Okay, topper.Copy !req
1162. - Ease her in.
- Landing gear's frozen.Copy !req
1163. Looking good.Copy !req
1164. Lost my radar.Copy !req
1165. A little more power now.Copy !req
1166. I'm out of fuel.Copy !req
1167. Right for line up.Copy !req
1168. Lost a wing.Copy !req
1169. Doing fine.Copy !req
1170. There goes the other one.Copy !req
1171. Okay topper, call the ball.Copy !req
1172. Touching down.Copy !req
1173. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1174. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
1175. Whoo!Copy !req
1176. Well done, Jim!
Well done!Copy !req
1177. Ehh, whoopsie.Copy !req
1178. You're quite a guy.Copy !req
1179. Ah, so are you.Copy !req
1180. Hey! Wash out!Copy !req
1181. Aw, topper.Copy !req
1182. You.Copy !req
1183. You.Copy !req
1184. Hey.Copy !req
1185. I got one question for you.Copy !req
1186. Shoot.Copy !req
1187. What is a chafing dish for?Copy !req
1188. Why, it's a traditional serving pieceCopy !req
1189. used at cocktail parties and brunches
for keeping food warm.Copy !req
1190. I thought that was a crock-pot.Copy !req
1191. No, no, no.Copy !req
1192. That's for cooking all day.Copy !req
1193. A chafing dish...Copy !req
1194. All right!Copy !req
1195. Whoo!Copy !req
1196. Hey, topper Harley!Copy !req
1197. Now that you've killed the bad guyCopy !req
1198. and made the world safe for democracy,Copy !req
1199. how are you going to cash in on
your new-found fame?Copy !req
1200. I'm going to Disneyland.Copy !req
1201. Very fortunate, commander block.Copy !req
1202. This man has your blood type.Copy !req
1203. Don't worry, sir.
After this transfusion,Copy !req
1204. you're going to be just fine.Copy !req
1205. I've only seen heroism
like that one other time.Copy !req
1206. Maybe you know the pilot—
Leland "buzz" Harley.Copy !req
1207. I've been carrying
this secret around for 20 years.Copy !req
1208. I never spoke up.Copy !req
1209. I wanted him to fail.Copy !req
1210. I wanted to be number one.Copy !req
1211. And I was in love with your mother.Copy !req
1212. It's not important now, sir.Copy !req
1213. Please, save your strength
for your court-martial.Copy !req
1214. Oh, topper, you had me pegged right.Copy !req
1215. I was throwing the big game.Copy !req
1216. Ha ha ha ow!Copy !req
1217. I really thought we needed
that other airplane.Copy !req
1218. Now I realize that American planes
will always be superiorCopy !req
1219. as long as there are
wonderful men like youCopy !req
1220. in the cockpit and German parts.Copy !req
1221. I know you think it was me.Copy !req
1222. But Wilson and rosener
sabotaged the jets.Copy !req
1223. They played me
like a two-bit piccolo.Copy !req
1224. Ha ha ha! Ow!Copy !req
1225. Ooh! Ooh!
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
1226. Whoa!Copy !req
1227. I can see my house from here!Copy !req
1228. Oh, no, you don't.Copy !req
1229. - Admiral.
- You dare call yourself an American?Copy !req
1230. That gets my panties in a bunch.Copy !req
1231. It's scum like you that put taint our military.Copy !req
1232. You don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
1233. The hell I don't.Copy !req
1234. You risked the lives
of some damn fine pilots.Copy !req
1235. Well, that's my job.Copy !req
1236. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
1237. Is it safe?Copy !req
1238. Aah!Copy !req
1239. You look good up there, son.Copy !req
1240. I think I'm wearing your pants.Copy !req
1241. Whoa!Copy !req
1242. Ramada!Copy !req
1243. Kent.Copy !req
1244. You're okay.Copy !req
1245. Ramada, you must put me out of your mind.Copy !req
1246. There's a certain fly-boy aboard that shipCopy !req
1247. that needs you far more than I.Copy !req
1248. You must forget me.Copy !req
1249. No problem. I will.Copy !req
1250. Please, not a tear.Copy !req
1251. Don't look back.Copy !req
1252. That's my brave girl.Copy !req
1253. Hey, I'm over here.Copy !req
1254. Hey, everybody I'm home!Copy !req
1255. Don't worry, little one.Copy !req
1256. As long as I have me, I'll survive.Copy !req
1257. Aah!Copy !req
1258. Topper.Copy !req
1259. Go, beaver, go!Copy !req
1260. Topper!Copy !req
1261. Wait!Copy !req
1262. Whoa! Topper!Copy !req
1263. Owatonna. La toya, tito, Jermaine.
I got your batteries.Copy !req
1264. Mannetowish, osaki.
It's about fucking time.Copy !req
1265. Barammi knish?
So, who won?Copy !req
1266. Meena trista.
We did.Copy !req
1267. Mishtakka wauwatosa...
I fell in love with a woman...Copy !req
1268. Hershiser.
but she threw me a curve.Copy !req
1269. Ramada.Copy !req
1270. Once perhaps.Copy !req
1271. Now I am called wawatukeena.Copy !req
1272. What does it mean?Copy !req
1273. Little sizzling belly.Copy !req
1274. Subtitle ReDone By—KingJAINCopy !req