1. Red Riding Hood,
you probably know the story.
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2. But there's more to every tale
than meets the eye.
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3. It's just like they always say,
you can't judge a book by its cover.
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4. If you want to know the truth,
you've gotta flip through the pages.
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5. Granny!
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6. It's me, Red!
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7. Is everything OK?
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8. Oh, yeah, sure thing. Oome on in.
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9. What?
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10. - Who are you?
- I'm your grandma.
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11. Your face looks really weird, Granny.
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12. I've been sick. L...
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13. Your mouth doesn't move when you talk.
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14. Plastic surgery.
Grandma's had a little work done.
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15. Now, come on over here.
Let's have a look at you.
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16. So, what's going on, Grandma?
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17. This and that, doing a lot of quilting.
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18. So you got the loot?
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19. Whoa. What big hands you have.
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20. Oh, all the better
to scratch my back with.
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21. - And what big ears you have!
- All the better to hear your...
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22. many criticisms!
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23. Old people just have big ears, dear.
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24. And Granny, what big eyes you have!
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25. Are we just gonna sit around here
and talk about how big I'm getting?
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26. You came here for a reason. So tell
old Granny what you got in the basket.
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27. Ah, Granny! What bad breath you have!
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28. - All right!
- Ah!
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29. You again? What do I have to do,
get a restraining order?
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30. Settle down, little girl. I'm on to you.
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31. - Hai-ya!
- Save it, Red Fu.
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32. You been dodging me all day,
but now you might as well give up.
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33. Ahh!
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34. Ha!
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35. You crazy wolf!
What have you done with Granny?
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36. I'm taking Granny down, and you're next!
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37. - Granny!
- It's you! But you...
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38. Ohief Grizzly, are the suspects
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39. - connected with the Goody Bandit?
- Yeah, uh...
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40. No. Don't print that, Maxine.
We don't know anything yet.
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41. Is the house made of gingerbread?
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42. - Don't think so.
- Do bears eat gingerbread?
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43. That's enough with the questions.
Jerry, come on! Get these people back!
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44. All right, back it up!
Let the chief do his job!
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45. Oome on, you, with the feathers,
back behind the snake.
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46. I just want to go home and hibernate.
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47. - Bill!
- Ohief!
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48. - All right, what do we got?
- It's a domestic disturbance.
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49. Breaking and entering, wielding an ax
without a license, intent to eat.
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50. I get it. Any connection
with the recipe robberies?
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51. You mean the Goody Bandit? Oould be.
The house belongs to Granny Puckett.
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52. - The cookbook lady?
- Yeah, that's the one.
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53. Hmm.
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54. OK, Paul Bunyan was swinging the ax,
and Wolfie was trying to eat Lil' Bit.
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55. - All right, get a muzzle on that guy.
- I can explain everything.
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56. You can explain it to the judge.
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57. - Shouldn't you be in school?
- Shouldn't I have a lawyer?
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58. Uh... What are you doing?
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59. - Hey. We was just...
- I was just smelling it.
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60. - Don't eat that. That's evidence.
- Right.
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61. All right, so this looks
pretty open-and-shut.
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62. Little Miss Rosy Oakes making covert
deliveries to the goody tycoon,
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63. Wolfie tries to eat 'em both,
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64. then Orazy Flannel Pants with the ax
here busts in swinging vigilante-style.
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65. Take 'em downtown, boys.
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66. It's the woods, chief.
We don't have a downtown.
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67. You know what I mean. Just book 'em!
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68. Not so fast, Grizzly.
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69. That's the problem with you bears,
always growling up the wrong tree.
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70. - Hey, Nicky!
- You on the case, Nick?
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71. No, just stopping by
to have a sarsaparilla.
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72. Say, Tommy, you lose some weight?
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73. - Uh, no.
- Didn't think so.
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74. Nicky Flippers. What are you
doing here? This is my case.
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75. Well, someone hibernated
on the wrong side of the cave.
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76. I saw the lights,
thought the circus was in town.
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77. Now, of course, I see I was right.
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78. You're too late, Nicky.
I got this case all wrapped up.
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79. - Is that right?
- Yeah.
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80. They got us all wrong, Mr. Flippers.
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81. Oh, I don't know,
you look pretty dangerous to me.
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82. - What's your name?
- Red.
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83. - And why do they call you that?
- Why do they call you "Flippers"?
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84. Go Flippers.
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85. - Jump! Get on!
- Go Flippers.
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86. Go Flippers Go Flippers.
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87. Uh, no reason.
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88. They call me Red
because of this red hood I wear.
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89. - What about when you're not wearing it?
- I usually wear it.
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90. Recipes have come up missing
all over the forest.
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91. Goody shops have been
going out of business for months,
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92. and the trail ends here.
I got a case to close.
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93. Slow down, chief. We've got four
suspects, and that means four stories,
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94. and if you get people talking long
enough, someone will spill the beans.
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95. - Beans?
- Oould I just make a quick phone call?
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96. Aaah!
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97. I'll tell you what happened.
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98. What's with the handcuffs on a girl?
Her wrists could slip right out.
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99. - How about a cage?
- Bring in the cage!
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100. - I was being sarcastic.
- Sarcasm. Strike the cage.
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101. All right, get the cuffs off her.
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102. So, Red, why don't you explain
how this all began?
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103. Well, like any other day.
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104. I was making deliveries
for my Granny's goody shop.
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105. Ba ba ba-da-ba-da
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106. Ba ba
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107. Ba ba ba ba
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108. Ba ba ba
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109. Here's a story I hope
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110. You'll like
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111. It's the one about the girl
riding on her bike
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112. - I know - Hi, Red!
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113. It's a tired old tale
but it still rings true
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114. - Hey, Red.
- She could never be rude
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115. - Or unkind - Hey!
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116. But a sad song played
at the back of her mind
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117. Oh
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118. Oan someone show me a different day
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119. To take me away
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120. Take me out of the woods
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121. Great big world
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122. You know what I'm wanting for you
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123. You know what I'm wanting for you
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124. What I'm wanting for you
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125. Wanting for you
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126. Ahh!
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127. Oh
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128. Hey, Red!
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129. Oh! Nice outfit. Always red with you.
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130. - You must be in autumn.
- Hey, Boingo.
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131. Aren't you helping the Muffin Man today?
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132. Oh, he closed up shop.
Someone took all his recipes last night,
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133. and now I'm out of a job.
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134. Gee, Boingo, I'm really sorry.
Are you still running the cable car?
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135. Yeah, yeah, I am.
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136. But it's nothing like
making goodies all day.
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137. Would a carrot crumpet
make you feel better?
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138. Oh, boy, oh, boy! Thanks, Red.
I can always count on you to deliver,
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139. you little rascally devil.
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140. Yeah, well, the woods
don't go around by themselves.
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141. Shut it down.
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142. - Oome on, let's go.
- Where are we going now, Mama?
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143. With the Goody Bandit on the loose,
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144. recipes were becoming
an endangered species.
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145. I decided to call Granny.
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146. If anyone would know what to do,
she would.
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147. I don't know what to do.
I'm just a tired old lady.
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148. Your recipes are the most famous
in the whole forest, Granny.
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149. What if they get swiped?
It could wipe you out.
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150. Maybe I should bring you
the recipe book, for safekeeping.
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151. A trip up the mountain
is too dangerous for a little girl.
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152. I'm not so little anymore.
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153. Please, dear, you just keep the recipes
there, and everything will be fine.
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154. - But...
- I have to go now. My program's on.
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155. Kisses.
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156. What you reading, Red?
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157. "Far Away Places"?
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158. - Are you going somewhere far away?
- No. The world is too dangerous.
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159. Oan't see! Danger! Turn into the skid!
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160. I'm OK. I'll walk it off.
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161. You can't go away.
Who's gonna ride the Goody Bike?
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162. If I had wings like you,
I'd fly all the way past that mountain,
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163. and the next one and the next one...
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164. But I can't. I'm just a kid.
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165. I'm just a woodpecker.
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166. Uh-oh.
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167. "You're next"?
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168. What... what does it mean, "you're next"?
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169. Ruined.
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170. It means someone wants our recipes.
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171. Are they gonna get your recipes?
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172. Not today.
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173. So you deliberately
took your Granny's recipes
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174. from the family vault,
without permission.
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175. - Help yourself.
- And then,
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176. you set out on a dangerous journey
up the mountain...
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177. - ... alone?
- Yeah. I guess I did.
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178. Critters have feelings
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179. Well, critters have feelings
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180. Critters have feelings
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181. Well, critters have feelings too
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182. Critters have feelings
Critters have feelings
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183. I guess running the cable car's
not so bad, you know.
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184. It's a great way to see the forest
without worrying about all those big,
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185. mean, hairy beasts out there.
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186. - Beasts?
- Oh, yeah, you know, beasts.
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187. The wolves and the bobcats
and the mountain lions
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188. and the saber-tooth tigers!
But mostly wolves.
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189. Mostly wolves.
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190. The forest can be a dangerous place for
a little guy like me, with my cute...
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191. Look at me, I'm fuzzy...
You deliver up this far?
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192. Well, not usually.
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193. But I was thinking
about what you told me earlier.
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194. About the Muffin Man?
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195. I need to protect Granny's recipes
from that Bandit's evil plan.
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196. They're gonna shut down everyone
in the forest if we're not careful.
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197. Aaah! Aah! Aah!
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198. - No!
- Aaah!
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199. Ohh!
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200. Aah! Whoa! Ohh!
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201. Aaah!
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202. 'Afternoon.
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203. Hello.
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204. So you're the little girl
in the red hood.
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205. That was quite a bit of falling
you did just now.
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206. - You saw that.
- Yeah, gravity's working.
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207. Those old cable cars on the...
You should write a letter.
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208. Wow! Something smells good.
Those, uh... goodies in there?
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209. I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.
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210. No, you shouldn't. Good call.
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211. What are you doing
in the big, bad forest?
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212. You taking the goodies
to someone in particular?
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213. - Um... my granny.
- Granny?
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214. Granny Puckett? The goody lady?
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215. My goodness,
she makes some good... goodies.
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216. She's got a thing, it's like a...
It's like a... cookies.
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217. Shortbread,
chocolate icing between, very...
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218. It's good. Ah, it's very good.
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219. You make deliveries to your granny often?
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220. I don't think I should tell you that.
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221. Oh, you don't have anything else in that?
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222. You ask a lot of questions, mister.
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223. Well, I'm a curious guy.
Let me have a look.
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224. I'd rather you didn't.
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225. Red! Red Riding Hood!
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226. Hand over the basket.
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227. Aaah!
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228. Red!
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229. You can't hold
onto those recipes forever!
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230. I'll get you, and your little Granny too!
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231. Well, that settles it.
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232. - We got our Bandit.
- Oould be.
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233. I'd like to count my chickens
after they hatch.
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234. Ohickens?
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235. You've gotta admit, a wolf stopping
kids in the middle of the forest...
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236. - That's pretty creepy.
- Right. Yes, yes.
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237. But we don't arrest people
for being creepy.
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238. Yeah, Bruce. You know that guy
we got in the tank?
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239. - The creepy one?
- Yeah. Better let him go.
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240. So you went on to Granny's?
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241. I found an old trail
up the north side of the mountain.
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242. Hello!
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243. Hello.
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244. I'm looking for Granny Puckett's house.
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245. Granny Puckett
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246. - Oould you stop singing for one moment?
- No, I can't, I wish I could
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247. But a mountain witch done
put a spell on me 37 years ago
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248. And now I gotta sing everything I say
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249. - Everything?
- That's right.
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250. You just talked! Just now!
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251. Did I?
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252. Did I?
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253. Did I, did I, did I
doo-dah, doo-dah did-I-doo
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254. - Granny?
- What's that? Who's there?
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255. It's Red. I'm on my way to come see...
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256. Oh, my dearie, I'm not prepared.
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257. I need to put down fresh doilies! Aah!
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258. - Granny! Granny, what's wrong?
- Gotta go, munchkin.
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259. Bonsai!
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260. Oh, no.
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261. Mr. Goat, my granny's in trouble.
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262. I've gotta find a way
around the mountain, fast.
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263. Well, you came to the right goat
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264. Oh, good. More singing.
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265. Thirty-seven years ago
a witch done put a spell on me
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266. Yeah. I know.
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267. A spell where when I'm talking
I'm singing it with glee
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268. But when you're always singing
you've got to live alone
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269. That's why I made
this mountain shack my home
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270. That's great...
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271. When you're on the mountain
there's lots to be a-feared
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272. That's why this here
old mountain goat's prepared
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273. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
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274. These tunnels, I need one
that leads to Puckett Grove.
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275. Ohh.
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276. But I got horns that open bottles
and I got horns that hold my keys
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277. I got horns that
when you turn 'em right
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278. They help me watch TV
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279. I got horns that open pickle jars
and horns that come with hair
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280. I got horns that hang my other horns
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281. I always come prepared
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282. - Oan you help me find...?
- To be prepared, to be prepared
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283. This lesson must be shared
This lesson must be shared
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284. To be prepared
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285. To be prepared, to be prepared
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286. And unless you've got a spare
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287. You've got one life
so handle it with care
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288. - Aaah!
- Yipee!
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289. Keep your hands and feet
inside of the vehicle at all times!
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290. Whoo-wee!
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291. An avalanche is coming
and I do not feel prepared
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292. It's rumbling like a mountain lion
I must say that I'm scared
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293. And if not for the witch's spell
you'd hearjust how I scream
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294. But since I'm only singing
I'll just yodel till we're creamed
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295. Aaah! Aaah!
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296. Aaah!
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297. Red!
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298. Granny?
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299. Use the hood, Red!
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300. Use the hood!
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301. What?
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302. I was prepared!
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303. Granny! It's me, Red. Ls everything OK?
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304. Oh, yeah, sure thing.
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305. So this wolf, he was dressed
as your grandmother?
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306. - Yes.
- I'm your grandma.
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307. - And you bought that?
- No, not really.
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308. Whoa. What big hands you have.
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309. And what big ears you have.
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310. What bad breath you have!
What big eyes you have.
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311. Are we just gonna sit around here
and talk about how big I'm getting?
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312. Then the fellow with the ax burst in?
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313. - Aaah!
- Whoa! Whoa!
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314. No, no, not yet.
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315. First I was attacked by that crazy wolf!
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316. Hai-ya! You crazy wolf!
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317. My granny jumped out of a closet.
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318. - Aaah!
- But she was tied up...
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319. And then the axman cometh?
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320. You got it.
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321. Only he was screaming.
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322. Arghh?
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323. Like a maniac.
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324. - Wow.
- Hmm.
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325. - So that was it?
- That wolf was gonna eat us all.
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326. The guy's pawprints
are all over the room. Book him!
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327. Hold the phone, fuzzy-wuzzy.
Let's hear it from the wolf's mouth.
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328. - Don't I get a drink?
- No!
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329. So, Mr. Wolf, may I call you "Wolf"?
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330. You can call me Sheila.
I like long walks and fresh flowers.
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331. Quit playing around, Wolf!
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332. You're looking at three-to-five
in an old shoe with no windows!
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333. So start singing!
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334. - Your face looks familiar.
- I get around the forest.
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335. What do you for a living, Mr. Wolf?
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336. I'm a shepherd. Hey!
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337. You might as well confess.
I told them everything!
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338. Oould you keep her away from me, please?
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339. I remember you.
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340. Three years ago on the Stiltskin case.
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341. You were snooping around
for a lead on his real name.
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342. I was close too.
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343. I was gonna go with "Greg."
Greg Stiltskin.
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344. Wait a minute, Flippers!
You saying this guy's a cop?
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345. Worse. He's a reporter.
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346. - A what?
- And I've got the real story.
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347. I'm an investigativejournalist.
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348. You've probably read my column
Facts and Fairy Tales.
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349. I spent the last six months undercover
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350. investigating
the so-called "Goody Bandit."
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351. As more recipes go missing,
the trail has gotten hotter.
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352. Huh?
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353. And I'm talking hot coffee, hot coffee,
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354. all over my neck. Very, very painful.
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355. People think a health board examiner
doesn't lead a dangerous life,
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356. but I will tell you, my furry friend,
food is dangerous.
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357. That's why Kenny told me
to come and take a look.
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358. - Who?
- Your boss, Kenny.
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359. - You mean Earl?
- That's what Earl said.
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360. He said, uh, "Kenny, come down here,"
and so, here I am.
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361. I'm surprised your dessert counter
hasn't been hit,
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362. with all the thievery going around.
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363. - What did you say your name was?
- Shaw. Rick Shaw. I'm in from Japan.
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364. Well, Kenny, I'm gonna
give you a clean bill of health.
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365. But I'm gonna need the names
of all your suppliers.
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366. You'll have to talk to Earl.
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367. Well, that's Earl right now.
Probably called the FDA.
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368. You keep that thing groomed.
And watch out for hot coffee. Painful.
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369. No desserts. Waste of time.
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370. The little delivery girl in the red hood.
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371. Always on the go.
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372. More goodies pass through her hands
than anyone's in the whole forest.
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373. She seemed happy...
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374. a little too happy, perhaps.
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375. Oh! Oreepy.
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376. I was starting to have my suspicions.
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377. Who does she move the goodies for?
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378. Where do they come from?
Where are they going?
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379. And why the hood?
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380. Aaah!
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381. - Twitchy, you scared me.
- Hey, boss, I beeped you. Get my beep?
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382. - Oalm down.
- I got up early. Got the gear.
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383. I was watching the girl
like you told me to.
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384. - Yeah. Did you see where she went?
- Past porcupines and the bird's tree,
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385. guy with the beard, now she's
up the creek! She sings everywhere!
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386. I'm way ahead of you.
We gotta find out who she's working for.
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387. - You got the camera?
- The 220x and photograb with autofocus!
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388. - Oolor or black and white?
- Doesn't matter.
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389. - I brought a flash!
- Put that away!
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390. - It's covert. No flash.
- Undercover, got it.
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391. Nobody sees, nobody knows.
Olick-click. Hee-hee.
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392. You ever thought
about decaffeinated coffee?
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393. I don't drink coffee!
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394. Hmm...
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395. Excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon.
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396. I decided to get the word on the
street from one of my top informants.
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397. - How's it going, Woolworth?
- Man, what are you doing here?
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398. The shepherd comes by and sees me
talking to you, I'm gonna get the crook.
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399. Yeah? There's a bigger crook
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400. - What ya hear about the Goody Bandit?
- What do I know?
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401. Hiya, Twitchy.
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402. - The little girl in the red hood.
- Don't know, never heard of her.
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403. Little Red? Processing...
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404. Yeah, yeah, it's coming back to me now.
Sweet gal. Not like that Bo Peep.
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405. Brat put in an invisible fence.
I tasted my own fillings for a week!
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406. Focus! The girl in the hood.
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407. You get around the mountain.
Who does she work for?
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408. How should I know? I ain't that curious.
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409. Family business. Ain't you
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410. - Puckett?
- Her grandma.
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411. The Granny Puckett?
You pulling the wool over my eyes?
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412. Ha-ha. Hilarious. Oome up
with that yourself? That's funny.
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413. - You're looking pretty tasty.
- Why you gotta be like that?
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414. All I know is that the old lady
lives up high in the hills.
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415. - Not a lot of visitors.
- Except the little girl.
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416. She's been known to take
the cable car up the mountain.
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417. Oable car?
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418. Those sheep made me hungry.
After this, we're grabbing a bite.
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419. Sounds good. Sounds good.
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420. Baa.
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421. I don't know what to do.
Should I call her?
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422. - Am I supposed to play it cool?
- Keeping her options open.
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423. Seeing other people.
You should do the same.
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424. Shh. Up there.
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425. Do you mind?
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426. Ooh. Sorry.
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427. Hey, you deliver up this far?
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428. The Muffin Man... Granny's recipes...
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429. an evil plan.
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430. shut down everyone in the forest...
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431. I knew it.
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432. She's working for the old lady. Twitchy.
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433. Aaah!
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434. Aaah!
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435. Ooh! Uhh!
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436. Uhh! Ooh! Ugh!
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437. Ouch!
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438. Ohh!
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439. Ahh!
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440. Ohh!
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441. 'Afternoon.
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442. Hello.
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443. So you're the little girl
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444. That's quite a bit of falling
you did just now.
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445. Gravity's working.
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446. What are you doing
in the big, bad forest?
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447. You taking goodies
to someone in particular?
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448. Um... Granny.
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449. You don't have anything else
in that basket?
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450. - You ask a lot of questions, mister.
- Well, I'm a curious guy.
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451. - Let me have a look.
- I'd rather you didn't.
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452. I mean, "please." Oome back here!
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453. - What are you doing?
- Sorry, I was winding.
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454. Oome on! We're gonna lose her!
Red! Red Riding Hood!
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455. We'll never catch her.
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456. Taxi!
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457. Whoa! That was her.
We passed her. Right here's fine.
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458. Suspect is approaching on foot,
stolen recipes in basket.
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459. I'm about to catch her red-handed.
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460. Hand over the basket!
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461. - Aaah!
- Hyahh!
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462. So you really took a beating...
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463. - ... from a little girl?
- Hey!
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464. - Hai-yah!
- Ooh!
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465. Get back here, you little brat!
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466. One, two, buckle to you
Ready or not, here I come
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467. Don't you run away
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468. A-B-C, I can read
And the sign up ahead said
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469. Son, you're the 1-2-3-4
Knock on the door
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470. Open up, gotta run away
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471. OK. Not cool. Ahhh!
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472. You can't hold
onto those recipes forever!
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473. I'll get you, and your little Granny too!
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474. Well, that's fishy.
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475. What? They're evil. I'll prove it!
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476. - So can we eat?
- Sure. You hungry for failure?
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477. Maybe a side of unemployment?
'Oause that's what's for lunch.
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478. - What do we do?
- We go right to the source.
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479. We gotta get to Granny's before the kid.
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480. - Is it a surprise?
- Excuse me?
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481. You're going over to Granny's house
to surprise Red. Is it her birthday,
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482. or what is it? ls there a shindig?
'Oause I'm great at parties.
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483. - Watch me pull myself out of a hat!
- Yeah.
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484. Big surprise party.
You know how to get there?
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485. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
In fact, I know a shortcut.
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486. You hear that? He knows a shortcut.
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487. Over the woods and through the river...
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488. No, you don't want to go
through the river, you'll get all wet.
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489. You see, Twitchy, you get lemons,
you make lemonade.
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490. And then that lemonade goes bitter
and ferments and turns to pig swill.
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491. Never trust a bunny
with directions, Twitchy.
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492. Sure thing, boss. Never trust a bunny!
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493. The bright side is,
at least I finally dried off.
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494. Ohh!
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495. Why couldn't I write movie reviews?
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496. We are in a pickle, and I blame myself.
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497. That bunny was worthless, not to mention
he wrote directions on an Easter egg,
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498. - which is hard to read.
- We're gonna die here!
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499. Hey, now, that's what they said
at The Alamo.
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500. Wha... what was that? Who's that?
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501. Aaah!
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502. Uhh!
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503. Hey, look where we are. More cave.
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504. - Hey, whazzi-lookie!
- With God as my witness,
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505. you will learn to speak. Look! A way out.
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506. But I was just... Ahh!
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507. Follow me.
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508. Hmm...
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509. - Huh?
- Oome on.
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510. Train
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511. Train
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512. Living like a bandit
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513. Now, this is a shortcut.
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514. Whazzat? Sounds like an avalanche!
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515. Well, Twitchy, that's natural.
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516. It's just Old Man Mountain
showing us who's boss.
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517. Hey, lookie! A box of candles! A big box!
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518. Box of candles? Light 'em up!
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519. Wow, that's nice and bright.
What kind of candles are those?
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520. - Deen-a-meet-tay. Must be ltalian.
- Ah! Lose the candle!
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521. - But l...
- Ahhh!
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522. Got it.
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523. Ahhh!
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524. Aaahhh!
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525. - Did you hear something?
- Hm?
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526. Hm. Oome on, let's get to Granny's.
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527. Hello! Paper boy.
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528. Publisher's, uh...
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529. Oandygram.
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530. What do we do, boss?
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531. Ohh!
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532. Lucky for me, Granny keeps
her merchandise around the cottage.
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533. Disguise was the only way
to catch this girl
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534. in the act of smuggling.
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535. Sweetie-pie! Sugar plum!
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536. Hug your granny, little pudding pop.
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537. Aww!
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538. Boy, that's hot. OK, change of plans.
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539. You can be Granny.
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540. She's coming!
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541. - Wa-dee-dee!
- Ohh!
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542. Granny! It's me, Red.
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543. - Is everything OK?
- Yeah, sure thing. Oome on in.
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544. Pretty thin, Wolf.
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545. You said the old lady
was already tied up.
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546. - How did that happen?
- I don't know,
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547. maybe to make herself look innocent.
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548. I just write the news, chief,
I don't make it.
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549. For a reporter, you have
a strange way of doing your job.
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550. What can I say? I was raised by wolves.
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551. - Got a way to back this up?
- I got these pictures developed.
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552. That so? Let's have a look.
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553. These are good.
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554. - Here's a nice one of you, Wolf.
- Ugh!
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555. I wanna do a gallery show.
A coffee table book.
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556. I don't drink coffee.
A Ohai tea latte book.
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557. Photos don't lie, chief.
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558. - Good work, Twitchy.
- Arghh.
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559. Now, I want to know more
about this fellow with the ax.
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560. How does he fit into all of this?
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561. Maybe you should "ax" him yourself.
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562. You see? "Ax" him? He was saying...
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563. I'll bring him in.
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564. Ohh!
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565. Hmm. Hello.
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566. My, my. You're a big fellow, aren't you?
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567. - Shop at the Big and Tall store?
- This is a big and tall mistake.
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568. I would not hurt a butterfly.
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569. Then what's this? A letter opener?
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570. That's a funny accent
you got there, choppy.
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571. I can do the cowboy accent.
Howdy, partner!
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572. Indeed you can.
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573. Say, before you ride off
into the sunset, hopalong,
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574. you think you could
rustle up information?
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575. I will do my best.
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576. How about explaining what
you were doing in the forest?
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577. Oh! I am working
to make good my call-back!
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578. Your what-what?
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579. Paul's Bunion Oream
has a soothing formula
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580. to make the bunions head for the hills!
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581. - This guy's a loon.
- Watch it, chief. My mama's half-loon.
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582. Your call-back.
You mean, like, for an audition?
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583. Yes! For the bunion cream.
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584. I must find my wood-cutting self
to book the spot.
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585. - The what?
- The commercial.
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586. - He's an actor.
- Oh, boy.
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587. Arghh!
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588. Paul's Bunion Oream
has the soothing formula...
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589. No, hold it! Hold it!
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590. - Stop. "Arghh"?
- Uh-huh.
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591. What are you, some kind
of German pirate or something?
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592. I just got the script,
like, five minutes ago.
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593. - You're not getting it.
- I'm trying.
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594. - My name Kirk.
- Kirk. OK, Kirk.
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595. What makes you feel proud
and strong and mighty?
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596. What puts a fire in your belly, Steven?
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597. - Oh! My dream!
- Yes, yes! Your dream!
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598. To travel the world
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599. with the greatest singing group
of all time...
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600. the Happy Yodelers!
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601. To yodel for the people
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602. To hear the applause
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603. My dream
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604. Sorry.
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605. Listen. We'll look at your tape
and we'll give you a call, OK?
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606. Thanks for coming in.
Have a nice life. Next!
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607. That was my first audition in months.
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608. Then it was back to my day job.
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609. I drive a schnitzel truck.
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610. It's not such a bad job.
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611. After all, I bring much joy
to the childrenl
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612. Schnitzel!
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613. Mommy, Mommy! I want a schnitzel stick!
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614. Ooh, the schnitzel man!
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615. Schnitzel, the favorite treat
For little girls and boys to eat
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616. Schnitzel man can serve them quick
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617. It's a schnitzel on a stick
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618. No more spoons Use your hands
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619. Says the friendly schnitzel man
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620. Make sure you keep an extra one
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621. For later in your lederhosen
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622. - Schnitzel!
- Ow!
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623. Schnitz...
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624. What the schnitzel?
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625. My schnitzel truck,
it's been piddly... piddle-llaged...
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626. They stole everything!
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627. Oh, that's too bad.
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628. It's not easy being in the
goody business these days, huh?
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629. I'm getting schnitzeled
left and right today.
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630. I cannot even sell the bunion cream.
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631. - Now I'm gonna lose my job!
- Ohin up, mister.
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632. Maybe someday somebody
will open up a great big goody shop
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633. and we can all work for that little guy.
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634. Oh, yeah... What?
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635. Uhh...
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636. - Hello?
- Kirk! Yeah, baby, listen.
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637. We got the client here,
we looked at your tape,
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638. and we think we might have a real
"Hercules goes bananas" angle on this.
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639. - So we want you to come back in.
- Oome back in?
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640. It's a call-back.
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641. I had always heard about call-backs,
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642. but I had never gotten onel.
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643. A call-back?
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644. Ahh! What do I do?
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645. You come back tomorrow,
do the same you did today,
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646. only this time you do it good.
Oan you handle that?
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647. - I will. I can do it!
- OK.
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648. Now, I want you to go out into the wild
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649. and I want you to find that
tree-chopping side of yourself.
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650. You find your inner woodsman, Ourtis.
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651. Don't act like a woodsman,
be a woodsman. Got it?
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652. Yes, I can!
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653. Find an ax, start swinging, OK?
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654. I've gotta be in a circle wipe
across town, but I'll see you at 10:00.
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655. I have to go
and find the little woodsman...
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656. in me!
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657. OK. Well, tell him I said hello.
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658. Ay! Ay-ay-ay-ay!
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659. Ooh!
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660. Ha-ha!
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661. Goodbye!
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662. Hup, hup!
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663. Sorry, little birds!
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664. Run!
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665. I had done itl
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666. I had found
the little woodsman inside of mel.
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667. Yes.
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668. Paul's... Bunion...
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669. Oream...
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670. has the soothing formula...
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671. to make your bunions...
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672. head for the hills!
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673. Right!
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674. bunion...
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675. cream...
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676. has the soothing...
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677. formula...
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678. Hello?
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679. Ohh...
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680. Oh, schnitzel!
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681. Aah! Aah!
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682. Ohh! Ohh!
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683. Aahhh!
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684. I'm taking Granny down, and you're next!
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685. Aahhh!
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686. So you didn'tjump through
the window, you were pushed?
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687. - Yes.
- By a tree.
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688. Yes.
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689. Because you were pretending
to be a woodsman.
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690. - That's right!
- To sell foot cream.
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691. I got the call-back!
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692. And good for you.
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693. Well, I think it's safe to say
that our thespian friend here
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694. knows the least about anything
of anyone in this room.
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695. Exactly! What does that mean?
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696. That it all points to Granny.
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697. What about it, Granny?
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698. Maybe you're not the sweet goody-maker
everyone thinks you are.
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699. Are you stealing recipes
to protect your sugar-coated kingdom?
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700. Oh, no, Mr. Flippers.
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701. The only crime I've ever committed
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702. is making my goodies
unlawfully delicious!
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703. My granny doesn't keep secrets.
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704. And even if she did,
she'd tell me about it.
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705. We tell each other everything.
Right, Granny?
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706. Sure, dear. Mostly.
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707. - Mostly?
- What are you hiding, old girl?
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708. My family worries too much.
I didn't want them to find out.
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709. - Find out what?
- Yeah. What?
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710. Hey, chief!
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711. Oheck this out!
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712. When did they make that a sport?
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713. I noticed you have three G's
tattooed on the back of your neck.
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714. That's appropriate, since there
are three strikes against you.
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715. It's true.
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716. I'm not like other grannies.
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717. I never did like the quilting bees
and the bingo parlors.
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718. I'd rather live life to the extreme.
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719. Here come the real G
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720. She don't need bling-bling
She got a set of wings
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721. From all the fame
and the pain that she brings
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722. Neck and neck you know she gets respect
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723. She's like a special effect
with every record she wrecks
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724. You think you see Aunt B
but you get Mr. T
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725. Underneath the beehive
is the new Bruce Lee
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726. I count to three before you see
a ball of four-foot-three
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727. With the money for nothing
and her tricks for free
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728. Seventy-five, alive
and a hardcore biddy
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729. Still making half pipe
hand plants look pretty
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730. In the woodie with the goodies
for the Jacks and Jills
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731. More power to the granny
with the skills
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732. A trip up the mountain
is too dangerous for a little girl.
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733. I'm not so little anymore.
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734. Please, dear, you just keep the recipes
there, and everything will be fine.
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735. - But...
- I have to go now. My program's on.
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736. Kisses.
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737. Time to shred some powder!
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738. I didn't have time
for Red to visit today.
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739. I was on my way to the big
Xtreme Dream Snowsports Competition.
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740. I've been training
three months for this one.
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741. Nothing but solid snow,
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742. and the top maniacs are here
to teach this mountain a lesson.
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743. Buck teeth Bark in my claws
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744. I'm a tree critter
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745. Sticks and stones
are my bread and bones
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746. I'm a tree critter
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747. - Triple G, what's up, baby?
- Granny, what's happening?
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748. What up, my homeys?
You ready to get spanked?
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749. So, what's the dizzo, grizzo?
You ready to floss that hill, playa?
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750. - Fo' shizzle!
- Yeah, gimme some love.
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751. G, you checking the hardcore
European team over there?
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752. Those guys put the Saber-Tooth Brothers
in the hospital yesterday!
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753. On the real, it's gonna be
wicked out there!
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754. You let me worry
about those player-haters.
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755. Oh, I almost forgot.
I made you kids some snicker-doodles.
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756. - Yo!
- Tight!
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757. Yeah, snicker-doodles!
Give it up! Give it up!
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758. Snickadeedoo!
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759. You can take the critter
out of the tree
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760. But you can't take the tree
out of the tree critter's needs
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761. Now this critter's gotta run
with the birds and the bees
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762. Well, what's your name?
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763. Just put, "To my biggest
and cutest fan, Boingo."
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764. And then, like, put some X's and O's
and a little smiley-face.
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765. All contestants to the starting linel.
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766. Oh, yeah.
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767. Be careful, Granny Puckett.
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768. Old ladies get hurt on these slopes.
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769. Bring it, honey.
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770. Aahhh!
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771. Yo, Granny!
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772. I know you did not just
swing your pole at me!
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773. - You're little! You're small!
- Yeah? Well, take that, yo!
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774. Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
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775. - Yeah.
- Watch that skier!
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776. - Whoa! Look out!
- So it's like that?
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777. You wanna play now? Get some of this!
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778. Whoa! Whoa!
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779. Whoa! Woo-hoo!
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780. That must have been right about
when Red called me the second time.
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781. I always forward my phone
when I leave the house.
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782. - Granny?
- What's that? Who's there?
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783. - Take that, from Mr. Big Muscleman!
- Want some of this?
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784. Ha-ha!
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785. Gotta go, munchkin! Bonsai!
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786. - Uhh!
- Uhh!
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787. Ya!
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788. Ohh! Aww!
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789. Oh, you're not so bad!
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790. - Who do you work for?
- I can't tell you that.
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791. - Young man, you tell me this instant!
- All right!
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792. We were hired by the Bandit!
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793. Who is the Bandit?
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794. Ha!
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795. Granny is finished.
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796. Now we go after
the little red-hooded girl.
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797. Red!
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798. Ooh! Ooh! Oohhh!
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799. 'Afternoon.
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800. Oh, applesauce.
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801. Eva Deanna My sister is your mama
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802. She fell from heaven
like a loaf of manna
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803. Put her in pajamas
and read her a book about animals
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804. The way they sound and how they look
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805. She likes to stomp around
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806. She buckles on her shoes
to make it loud
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807. Singing the wheels on the bus
go round and round
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808. I hold her ankles up
so she can dangle upside-down
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809. An avalanche is coming
and I do not feel prepared
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810. It's just Old Man Mountain
showing us who's boss.
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811. Woo-ha-ha!
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812. Ahh!
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813. You can't rearrange her
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814. She's no stranger to danger
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815. Whoa, oh, oh, oh Whoa, oh, oh
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816. With golden locks on her head
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817. I wish I had a video camera! Whoo!
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818. Rolling on the edge
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819. Of the afternoon
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820. The glow of the sun
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821. Tells you that your day is not done
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822. Pay the clock hand no mind
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823. I can't rewind
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824. But time is a friend of mine
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825. Red!
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826. Granny?
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827. Use the hood, Red!
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828. Use the hood!
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829. Ah, that's my girl.
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830. Ba-ba, da-dum-ba-ba-ba-ba
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831. Ba-ba, da-dum-ba-ba-ba-ba
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832. And it's all right
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833. I guess it's just one of those days.
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834. Rollin'in the afternoon
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835. Whoa... whoa, whoa! Hey! Hey!
Hey, hey, hey! Whoa! Uhh!
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836. What do we do, boss?
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837. Sweetie-pie! Sugar plum!
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838. Boy, that's hot. OK, change of plans.
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839. You can be Granny.
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840. She's coming!
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841. Wee-dee-dee.
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842. Hi.
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843. Granny! It's me, Red. Ls everything OK?
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844. Yeah, sure thing. Oome on in.
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845. Eventually I was able to use
the squirrel to break down the door.
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846. Ow! That hurts!
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847. I'm taking Granny down, and you're next!
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848. I could've handled that wolf myself.
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849. But then the craziest thing happened.
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850. Honey, don't look
at your granny like that.
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851. I'm sorry, I thought you were Triple G.
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852. Or are you the Bandit?
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853. Awkward!
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854. - You're being ridiculous, Red.
- I'm being ridiculous?
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855. You're off living... la vida loca,
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856. risking your life for some dumb thrills,
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857. and I'm supposed to stay home
and be your happy little delivery girl?
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858. - I have a...
- Ooffee break, anyone?
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859. - Yeah.
- Who's got my keys?
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860. You think Granny would mind
if I went through her garbage?
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861. - Excuse us.
- I thought you were happy.
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862. Open your eyes.
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863. I've never even been outside the forest.
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864. Don't you think I want more than that?
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865. Of course you do. You're a Puckett.
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866. I don't know what that means anymore.
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867. - Hey, look! It's Little Red!
- No, it's just some kid.
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868. - She's not wearing the red hood.
- There she goes!
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869. - Excuse me!
- Little girl!
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870. Everything is changing
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871. You're looking for the cure
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872. And you feel like
you're the loneliest girl
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873. In the world
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874. Trouble in your head, now
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875. You don't know what to do
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876. Seems like up is down and red
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877. ls blue
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878. Because red is blue
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879. Doesn't make much sense
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880. But red is blue
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881. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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882. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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883. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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884. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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885. How do you remember all these recipes?
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886. They're all right here in this book.
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887. Every recipe in here
comes from the Puckett family,
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888. generation after generation. See?
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889. Now, there's Sylvia Puckett
at the North Pole.
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890. She found the best hot chocolate
in the world there.
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891. And there's Emma Puckett.
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892. She flew cheesecakes across the Atlantic.
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893. For as long as critters
have had a sweet tooth,
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894. Pucketts have been making
and collecting recipes
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895. all over the world,
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896. refining them, giving them
that special Puckett touch.
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897. So you see, Red,
when you put that hood on,
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898. you carry on a grand tradition.
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899. It's a big job, making sure
the world stays sweet.
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900. Huh? What's this?
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901. Oh, it says, "World's Greatest Grandma."
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902. Grandma, I can read.
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903. It says,
"Battle of the Iron Oage Gladiators."
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904. A-ha! Ahh!
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905. - Granny?
- Listen, munchkin.
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906. If there are two things
your Granny doesn't do,
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907. it's lie and play extreme sports.
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908. In your heart there's a room
where you lock away
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909. All the times
and the things that she said
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910. And now red is blue
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911. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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912. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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913. - Is it a flush that beats a full house?
- No, that's a full house.
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914. - It's not my turn?
- I know about houses.
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915. I built mine out of straw.
I'm not an idiot.
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916. Am I gonna get to put the cuffs
on someone, or what?
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917. Remember, Ted,
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918. pieces of a puzzle make funny shapes,
but they still fit together in the end.
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919. Boy, you're just full of those,
aren't you?
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920. We are closer to the Bandit
than we've ever been before, chief.
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921. The clues to find him
are right here in this room.
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922. In this room?
That's what I've been saying!
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923. Are you telling me
we're back to square one?
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924. Hold on, Smokey. Where's the fire?
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925. Timmy, it's Tommy. You there? Over.
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926. Am I talking to the wall?
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927. If you don't have your walkie,
don't talk to me,
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928. but if you got your walkie, let's talk.
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929. Put everybody in cuffs.
I'm taking them all in.
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930. It's what I do,
that's why I'm police chief.
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931. Timmy, it's Tommy. Pick up.
If you're there, pick up the walkie.
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932. What are you doing this weekend? Over.
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933. We've got this place
locked down, all secured.
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934. It would seem that all of you
came together tonight by mistake.
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935. Maybe you naughty neighbors butted heads
so we could get to the real truth.
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936. - The Goody Bandit.
- That's right.
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937. The Bandit's still at large.
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938. There's been a lot
of finger-pointing tonight,
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939. but now all fingers point to the Bandit.
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940. - Not my finger!
- Oh, no,
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941. you were just out
damaging forest property,
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942. cutting down the redwoods
we all call home.
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943. Big guy like you, you could
probably take whatever you want
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944. from little goody-loving creatures.
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945. But someone robbed me!
Have we lost track of that?
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946. That's right, someone did.
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947. Maybe a snack food competitor.
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948. Right, Granny?
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949. Now, hold on a pea-picking minute!
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950. I may lead a double life
full of secrets and deception,
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951. - but that's no reason to be suspicious.
- Huh?
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952. A woman like you could have a lot
to gain stealing all those recipes.
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953. And that's how she makes
her goodies so good! Huh?
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954. Or she could just be another victim...
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955. - What?
- ... of a hungry wolf!
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956. The wolf did it. Talk about profiling.
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957. Why should we trust someone
who wears disguises for a living?
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958. - Maybe he's not a wolf at all!
- You got me. I'm a poodle.
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959. - Just haven't been to the barbershop.
- Is this all just a big joke to you?
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960. - I just followed the girl here.
- You leave my granddaughter alone!
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961. Yes, now we get to Little Red,
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962. the girl with the basket on the run.
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963. - Where is she, anyway?
- I was just...
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964. The recipes are gone!
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965. - Are you saying Red is the Bandit?
- Not my Red!
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966. Oalm down there, Triple G.
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967. The only thing your
granddaughter is guilty of
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968. is flying hummingbirds without a license.
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969. It would seem there is
another player in this game,
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970. someone who's hippity-hopped
his way through all of your stories.
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971. Yes, there's someone else.
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972. The only one who was with Red
when she fell...
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973. - Ohh!
- No!
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974. who knew a shortcut to Granny's...
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975. Oh, yeah. In fact, I know a shortcut.
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976. who fraternizes with evil ski teams...
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977. - What's your name?
- Put, "To my biggest and cutest fan."
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978. and someone who was there
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979. when the schnitzel truck was schnitzeled.
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980. What the schnitzel?
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981. Not the bunny!
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982. - I knew it. Never trust a bunny.
- Never trust a bunny!
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983. - Uh, chief.
- Yeah?
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984. No one's seen the bunny or the girl,
and that cable car left the station.
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985. I think we need an APB out
on something small and fuzzy.
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986. I think you're right.
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987. Get your boys to Red's place.
We need to head off that cable car.
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988. And bring in a police sketch artist.
No, make it a cartoonist.
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989. We gotta hurry to beat it down.
Bill, get everyone in the cars.
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990. Tommy, you can bring that evidence
with you. Let's go!
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991. - You heard the chief, let's move it!
- Not in the same car!
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992. Keep it moving. There's nothing to see.
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993. - Who's got my keys?
- Shotgun.
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994. - Did you get any shots of the bunny?
- The bunny? Why?
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995. I told you to take pictures
of everything!
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996. Ohh! We gotta get this to print
before it's all over the forest!
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997. Something don't sit right
in my bones about this.
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998. - What's that?
- Maybe it's your bones.
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999. I smell schnitzel.
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1000. What have they done
to my schnitzel truck?
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1001. Why are they going up?
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1002. There's on old cable car station
at the top of the mountain.
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1003. We've got to follow them, boys.
Red's up there. I know it!
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1004. Get down the mountain.
You gotta stop those cops.
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1005. Run 'em off the road,
dangle a donut, I don't care.
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1006. - Tell 'em they're going the wrong way.
- Eezie-peezie! Leave it to me!
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1007. You'll never catch 'em in time.
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1008. Is that coffee?
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1009. I can't believe I'm saying this,
but... drink up.
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1010. We may want...
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1011. to stand back.
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1012. Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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1013. Oaffeine! Yeah, baby!
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1014. - Whoa!
- Go get 'em, boy.
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1015. What...
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1016. - ... have I done?
- Now the rest is up to us.
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1017. Oan I have coffee?
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1018. I don't like it.
The cops are all over the place.
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1019. Forget about the cops!
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1020. We've got everything we need right here.
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1021. What about the old lady?
If she's alive, she'll be back.
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1022. You just don't get it, do you,
Dolph? I'm done!
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1023. I'm done dancing for the man!
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1024. The Muffin Man and Granny!
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1025. They can both take a hike!
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1026. I'm never gonna answer
to anyone ever again!
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1027. A-ha-ha!
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1028. Ah, I just love my job!
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1029. You see how it works, Dolph?
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1030. You prioritize, you set your goals,
you write a mission statement.
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1031. You ask yourself,
"Where do I see me in five years?"
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1032. How about behind bars?
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1033. Red! Oh, hi, Red! What are you...?
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1034. - You've spoiled the surprise.
- You're the Bandit.
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1035. Surprise!
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1036. I'm walkin' out of here
with those recipes.
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1037. - Really?
- Yeah.
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1038. You're a bad bunny.
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1039. Oh, somebody's finally catching up!
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1040. Did you think I followed you around
on your deliveries because I liked you?
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1041. Oh, you best be fearing the ear, baby.
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1042. Ahh!
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1043. Hai-yahh!
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1044. Is that all you got?
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1045. - Ohh!
- Ha! You hit like a girl!
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1046. Oome on.
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1047. And ka-blam!
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1048. Why don't you go home
and cry to your granny?
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1049. Dolph, tie up the brat.
Lesa, hold the book.
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1050. Vincent, get the truck. And Keith...
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1051. Darn it, change your name. Please.
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1052. That's not scary,
and I'm embarrassed to say it.
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1053. - Boris. Try that.
- Hmm.
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1054. Keith. You know?
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1055. Oh, watch out for Keith.
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1056. - You're crazy!
- Maybe so.
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1057. But I'm top of the woods now, baby!
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1058. When you're
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1059. Hopping on down the bunny trail
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1060. The critters all seem to look down
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1061. You're fuzzy and small
Your ears are too tall
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1062. And goodies make the woods go round
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1063. Now, I'm not a pig
But you gotta think big
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1064. When you're competing
with the girl in the hood
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1065. So you won't be a fan of my evil plan
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1066. But I'm gonna be top of the woods
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1067. Now the kids will be packed
with my Boingo snacks
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1068. Oonstruction begins in a day
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1069. And all of the bears
will be ruled by the hare
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1070. As I maniacally plot from my evil lair
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1071. We've really grown in the past year.
Nabbing all the recipes was phase one.
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1072. Now phase two is adding
my own special ingredient
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1073. to every goody.
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1074. A little something
I like to call "Boingonium."
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1075. It makes my snacks a little more...
habit-forming.
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1076. Happy customer!
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1077. Phase three gets a little messy.
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1078. I'm gonna need a lot of real estate
down the mountain,
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1079. so I've gotta blow the competition away.
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1080. Oh, and that's not a metaphor.
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1081. We've literally got
to blow them away. OK?
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1082. Yeah, I got it.
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1083. And now that I have
your granny's secrets,
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1084. I'm afraid you'll be taking
the dyno-mite express home.
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1085. You won't be disrespecting
this bunny no more
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1086. 'Oause I'm gonna be top of the woods
Oh, yeah
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1087. I said I'm gonna be top of the woods
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1088. Let's bring it on home!
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1089. I said, I'm gonna be
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1090. Top of the woods
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1091. You've been hoodwinked, baby!
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1092. Oh, yeah
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1093. Sweet tea and cookies!
We got to do something!
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1094. I know.
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1095. The song was catchy,
but the choreography was terrible.
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1096. OK, listen.
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1097. I have an idea, but we need
to get past that ski team.
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1098. The toughest one is the big fella,
really mean-looking,
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1099. with a fat head and a thick skull.
Looks like a shaved ape.
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1100. I mean, he is u-u-u-ugly!
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1101. Like a big, swollen, overgrown...
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1102. He's standing right behind me, isn't he?
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1103. - Mm-hm.
- Ahh!
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1104. Ah.
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1105. Ohh! Ohh!
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1106. Whoa!
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1107. Whew!
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1108. - Who taught you how to drive?
- Almost hit a squirrel. That was close.
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1109. Whee-yahh!
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1110. What's the big idea?
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1111. I could've made road pizza
out of you, kid!
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1112. - What's he saying?
- What is it, boy?
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1113. Truck. Trouble at the mill!
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1114. Is the barn on fire?
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1115. The barn's on fire! The well!
Timmy's stuck in the well!
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1116. Hold on. He seems to be
speaking words of some kind.
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1117. Pffsst!
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1118. You're a delivery girl.
Then could you do me a favor?
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1119. Oould you take this down the mountain?
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1120. 'Oause it absolutely, positively
has to be there tonight!
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1121. I'm sorry. What?
I can't quite... with the...
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1122. You got something right there
across your mouth!
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1123. You're an actor, right?
So this is your big part.
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1124. This is the role of a lifetime.
Make them believe in you.
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1125. Don't act like an evil henchman,
be an evil henchman. Got it?
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1126. - Know what you're gonna say, right?
- Right!
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1127. - Mr. Rabbit?
- Dolph! Where have you been?
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1128. You nim-witted Eurotrash with the...
What is that, a ski mask?
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1129. I like that. See, that's scary.
That's good.
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1130. - Boss...
- What? Say it! Spit it out!
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1131. - What's going on?
- Boss...
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1132. Paul's Bunion cream
has the soothing formula...
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1133. Hi there. What he means to say
is that I'm the building inspector.
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1134. - Yes.
- I just need to tap the pipes
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1135. to see if your wiring's up to par.
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1136. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it. You're not...
No. You can't touch anything in here.
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1137. Let's walk.
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1138. Let me level with you.
You're an evil genius, right?
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1139. Well, I don't know
if I'd say genius, you know.
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1140. I was asked to join Mensa.
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1141. You got an evil lair in a cave,
that's standard,
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1142. but see, most masters of evil
that we deal with
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1143. are up to evil genius code.
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1144. Are you familiar with the code?
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1145. You know, I'm more of a
do-it-yourself kind of guy. Yeah.
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1146. I understand.
Thinking about putting in a laser?
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1147. I don't know. I don't...
Do you think I should?
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1148. Well, it's standard equipment
for a cave lair.
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1149. I'm not saying you're
gonna zap someone today,
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1150. but you gotta think about the future.
They gotta be calibrated.
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1151. - You gonna do that yourself?
- Well, l... l...
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1152. We should take a look at that power grid.
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1153. OK. Yeah, sure, sure.
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1154. Wait a minute.
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1155. I smell hairspray.
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1156. A-haaa!
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1157. Oome here, you little bunny!
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1158. Huh?
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1159. Ooh!
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1160. Whoo!
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1161. Ha-ha!
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1162. Gotcha!
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1163. Get over here!
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1164. Aahhh!
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1165. Hey, Puckett!
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1166. Little Red's gonna take a ride!
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1167. And there ain't...
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1168. no...
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1169. brakes!
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1170. Red!
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1171. Aah!
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1172. Whoo!
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1173. She doesn't trust you anymore, Granny!
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1174. Out of my way, bunny!
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1175. Whoo! Ha-ha!
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1176. Ahh!
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1177. Uhh!
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1178. Dolph!
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1179. Whahh!
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1180. Wow, that's a... that's a long way.
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1181. - We could take the truck.
- Let's take the truck.
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1182. Yeah, cool.
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1183. They go up, you go down.
Gotta help! APB! Get the bunny!
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1184. - This squirrel ate the wrong nuts.
- English! What's wrong with you?
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1185. Wait a minute. I've got an idea.
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1186. Ah... OK.
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1187. The criminal cannot be found
at the bottom of the mountain.
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1188. He resides at the top in a cave fortress
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1189. where my companions
are trying to detain him.
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1190. Aww.
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1191. - That's more like it.
- How do we know he's on the level?
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1192. He threw himself in front of a car.
That's commitment.
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1193. No, that's crazy.
We can't get up there in time anyway.
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1194. Hey, chief! It looks like
they're coming to us!
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1195. Ahh!
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1196. Ohh! Ohh!
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1197. A-ha!
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1198. - Granny!
- I'm coming, honey!
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1199. Grab the hood!
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1200. Aahhh!
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1201. Hold tight!
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1202. Whoo-hoo!
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1203. End of the line, ladies!
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1204. - Granny!
- You know what to do.
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1205. Whoo!
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1206. Oh, wonderful.
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1207. No!
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1208. Watch your head.
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1209. - Oh!
- Ow!
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1210. That hurts.
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1211. Get 'em outta here, boys.
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1212. - No, no, no, no. Not prison.
- Say Parcheesi!
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1213. Not prison! Not for a cute
little bunny rabbit!
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1214. Granny, Little Bit, we got 'em!
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1215. - Not bad for a little cookie maker.
- Thanks.
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1216. I guess I must have had
my eyes shut pretty tight
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1217. not to see how fast you were growing up.
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1218. You were really something up there.
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1219. I take after my granny.
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1220. Hello, everybody! Here, we have the book!
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1221. - What happened here tonight?
- My granny swooped in and saved me.
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1222. - And the whole forest!
- It was my Red who saved the day.
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1223. Well, it was a group effort,
spearheaded by myself, of course.
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1224. You'll read the story in tomorrow's
column, but I will take a few questions.
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1225. Mr. Kirkendal will be appearing
in our ad campaign...
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1226. - I got a call-back!
- No, don't talk.
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1227. If a tree falls in the forest,
you'll get three stories,
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1228. yours, mine and the tree's.
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1229. Well, a bunny gone bad is going away,
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1230. and you'll wake up tomorrow
with piping hot tea cakes,
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1231. same as always.
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1232. Ooh!
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1233. Those are piping hot.
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1234. So how about that new delivery system?
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1235. Well, it beats riding a bike,
that's for sure.
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1236. I got horns that hold the muffins
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1237. And I got horns that hold the pies
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1238. Hey, did you hear about Kirk?
He finally made it.
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1239. - Wanna see the show with us?
- I'm allergic to yodeling.
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1240. - Now, Wolfie...
- I'm front page material now,
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1241. I'm about to crack a story
about the three pigs
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1242. running a home improvement scam.
Houses falling.
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1243. I got the wide-angle lenses
for those piggies.
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1244. You sure this is the right place?
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1245. - Ah.
- Mr. Flippers.
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1246. I see you all got my message.
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1247. - Glad you could make it.
- What's going on?
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1248. Well, I was wondering if you would
like to come and work for me.
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1249. I could use some fresh talent like you.
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1250. What kind of work are we talking about?
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1251. You'd be undercover,
on impossible missions...
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1252. to faraway places.
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1253. There's a lot of stories out there
that need a happy ending.
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1254. I'm part of a secret organization
that makes sure that happens.
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1255. "Happily Ever After Agency"?
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1256. The woods don't go around by themselves.
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1257. We fight the bad guys,
swing through the windows
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1258. secret-agent-style, right?
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1259. So, what do you think?
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1260. Bring it, honey.
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1261. I always did like happy endings.
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