1. Hey, Rod, do they have
nude beaches in Florida?Copy !req
2. Where are my magazines?
I'm sure I left them here somewhere.Copy !req
3. Leslie!Copy !req
4. Leslie, what'd you do
with my gol-darn golf balls?Copy !req
5. Fifteen and a half sun block.Copy !req
6. Father, could I get
a string bikini in Florida?Copy !req
7. Make sure you pack your beach towel.Copy !req
8. Nobody can order pizza in this house.
Where are my golf balls?Copy !req
9. You know why? 'Cause I'm the only guy...
Check in your pockets.Copy !req
10. All right, has anybody seen my sun block?Copy !req
11. What's the point of going to Florida
if you're gonna put on sun block?Copy !req
12. I don't care if I age like an old suitcase.
I'm getting toasted.Copy !req
13. Great. Now you can be a skag
with a slightly darker shade of skin.Copy !req
14. He's just jealous 'cause he can't tan.
His freckles just connect.Copy !req
15. Hey, hey, easy on the fluids, pal.
The rubber sheets are packed.Copy !req
16. Vicky says she wants to go with "Ding."
Behind "Ding" is 200 points.Copy !req
17. All right. Good for you.Copy !req
18. Two hundred points. All right.Copy !req
19. Honey, are you packed yet?
Yes.Copy !req
20. Yes.Copy !req
21. Everything I put out for you?
Yes.Copy !req
22. Yes.Copy !req
23. Did you see what Grandma Penelope
sent you for the trip?Copy !req
24. Let me guess. Donald Duck slippers?Copy !req
25. Close. An inflatable clown
to play with in the pool.Copy !req
26. How exciting.Copy !req
27. Why do we have to go to Florida?
There's no Christmas trees in Florida.Copy !req
28. Kevin, what is it with you
and Christmas trees?Copy !req
29. How could you have Christmas
without a Christmas tree, Mom?Copy !req
30. We'll find a nice, fake silver one
or decorate a palm tree.Copy !req
31. Goodbye, everybody.Copy !req
32. Guests of the new
Celebrity Ding Dang DongCopy !req
33. stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel,Copy !req
34. New York's most exciting
hotel experience.Copy !req
35. For reservations, call
toll-free 1-800-759...Copy !req
36. Honey, do you know where the batteries
for this camcorder are?Copy !req
37. Yeah, I put it in the charger.Copy !req
38. How's this?
Much better.Copy !req
39. Hey, Kevin, you better go put your tie on.Copy !req
40. We don't want to be late
for the Christmas pageant.Copy !req
41. My tie's in the bathroom.
I can't go in there,Copy !req
42. 'cause Uncle Frank's taking a shower.Copy !req
43. He says if I walked in there
and saw him naked,Copy !req
44. I'd grow up never feeling like a real man.Copy !req
45. Whatever that means.Copy !req
46. I'm sure he was kidding.Copy !req
47. Just run in there and get your tie,
get out, and don't look at anything.Copy !req
48. Well, this cat they're talking aboutCopy !req
49. I wonder who could it be.Copy !req
50. 'Cause they know I'm the heaviest cat.Copy !req
51. The heaviest cat you ever did see.Copy !req
52. When they see me
walking down the street.Copy !req
53. When the fellas want to speak
Hey, hey.Copy !req
54. On their faces they wear a silly smirk.Copy !req
55. 'Cause they know I'm the king
of the cool jerk.Copy !req
56. Get out of here, you nosy little pervert,
or I'm gonna slap you silly!Copy !req
57. You're cooking, Frankie!Copy !req
58. Christmas tree, my Christmas tree.Copy !req
59. Lit up like a star.Copy !req
60. When I see my Christmas tree.Copy !req
61. Can loved ones be far?Copy !req
62. Christmas tree, I'm certain.Copy !req
63. Wherever I roam...Copy !req
64. Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Leslie.Copy !req
65. Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Frank.Copy !req
66. Okay. Frank... Frank!Copy !req
67. Christmastime means laughter.Copy !req
68. Toboggans in the snow.Copy !req
69. Caroling to children.Copy !req
70. With faces aglow.Copy !req
71. Stockings on the mantel.Copy !req
72. A wreath on the door.Copy !req
73. And my merriest Christmas.Copy !req
74. Stop it!Copy !req
75. Needs just one thing moreCopy !req
76. Christmas tree, my Christmas tree.Copy !req
77. Lit up like...Copy !req
78. Kevin!Copy !req
79. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,Copy !req
80. I'd like to apologize to my familyCopy !req
81. for whatever displeasure
I might have caused you.Copy !req
82. What?Copy !req
83. My prank was immature and ill-timed.Copy !req
84. Immature or not,
it was pretty gol-darn hilarious.Copy !req
85. I'd also like to apologize to my brother.Copy !req
86. Kevin, I'm sorry.Copy !req
87. Buzz, that was very nice.Copy !req
88. Kevin, do you have something to say?Copy !req
89. Beat that, you little trout sniffer.Copy !req
90. I'm not sorry!
I did what I did 'cause Buzz humiliated me.Copy !req
91. And since he gets away with everything,
I let him have it.Copy !req
92. And since you're all so stupid
to believe his lies,Copy !req
93. I don't care if your idiotic Florida trip
gets wrecked or not.Copy !req
94. Who wants to spend Christmas
in a tropical climate anyway?Copy !req
95. Kevin!Copy !req
96. Kevin, you walk out of here,
you sleep on the third floor.Copy !req
97. Yeah, with me.
So what else is new?Copy !req
98. You'd better not wreck my trip,
you little sourpuss.Copy !req
99. Your dad's paying good money for it.Copy !req
100. I wouldn't want to spoil your fun,
Mr. Cheapskate.Copy !req
101. What a troubled young man.Copy !req
102. They're all a bunch of jerks.Copy !req
103. Hi.Copy !req
104. You know, Kevin,
last time we all tried to take a tripCopy !req
105. we had a problem
that started just like this.Copy !req
106. Yeah, with me getting crapped on.Copy !req
107. I don't care for your choice of words.Copy !req
108. That's not what happened last time,
that's not what's happening this time.Copy !req
109. Buzz apologized to you.Copy !req
110. Yeah, then he called me a trout sniffer.Copy !req
111. He didn't mean what he said.
He was just sucking up to you.Copy !req
112. Okay. Why don't you just sit up here
for a while and think things over?Copy !req
113. When you're ready to apologize
to Buzz and to the rest of the family,Copy !req
114. you can come down.Copy !req
115. I'm not apologizing to Buzz.
I'd rather kiss a toilet seat.Copy !req
116. Then you can stay up here
the rest of the night.Copy !req
117. Fine. I don't wanna be down there anyway.
I can't trust anybody in this family.Copy !req
118. And do you know what?
If I had my own money,Copy !req
119. I'd go on my own vacation,
alone, without any of you guys.Copy !req
120. And I'd have the most fun in my whole life.Copy !req
121. Well, you got your wish last year.
Maybe you'll get it again this year.Copy !req
122. I hope so.Copy !req
123. We did it again!
We did it again!Copy !req
124. Okay, our McCallisters in the first van,
the other McCallisters in the second van.Copy !req
125. I know I shouldn't complain
about a free trip,Copy !req
126. but, jeez, you guys give
the worst gol-darn wake-up calls.Copy !req
127. Frank, do you have the tickets?
I've got them.Copy !req
128. Here's your family's.
I've got my family's.Copy !req
129. How many do you have?Copy !req
130. Seven.
Seven.Copy !req
131. Fourteen.
Fourteen.Copy !req
132. Seven, eight, nine, ten...Copy !req
133. How come none of us are sitting together?Copy !req
134. At this time of the year,
we're lucky to get on the same plane.Copy !req
135. Eleven, twelve, thirteen...Copy !req
136. Where's Kevin?Copy !req
137. Fourteen.Copy !req
138. It's a good thing I have my own ticket,
just in case you guys try to ditch me.Copy !req
139. Come on, Kevin.
Dad, I need batteries.Copy !req
140. I got some batteries in my bag.
I'll give them to you on the plane.Copy !req
141. Here's two more.
Why can't I get them now? I can get them.Copy !req
142. Not now, Kevin. What's the gate number?
H17, sir.Copy !req
143. Here you go.
Thank you.Copy !req
144. Hey, you better hurry up.
It's the last gate.Copy !req
145. All the way down.
Wow.Copy !req
146. Dad, what gate is it?
H17, Buzz. Come on, Kevin.Copy !req
147. Kevin, you gonna take my bag?
You take my bag? Come on. Come on.Copy !req
148. Watch it, watch it, watch it.Copy !req
149. American Airlines flight 226 to New York
is now in the final boarding process.Copy !req
150. Come on, come on.Copy !req
151. Dad, wait up!Copy !req
152. Wait up!Copy !req
153. Wait!Copy !req
154. Look out! Look out!
Come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
155. Dad, wait!Copy !req
156. Here we are. Here.Copy !req
157. We made it all.
Everybody here? We made it? All right.Copy !req
158. Please, ma'am, you have to board.
The plane is ready to leave.Copy !req
159. Let me just make sure everyone gets on.
Come on.Copy !req
160. Don't worry, ma'am,
we'll get everybody on the flight.Copy !req
161. Merry Christmas. Have a nice flight.
Merry Christmas.Copy !req
162. Bye.
Bye-bye.Copy !req
163. Hey, wait up! Hey, guys, wait for me!Copy !req
164. Cutting it kind of close.
Yeah, sorry.Copy !req
165. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas to you.Copy !req
166. Dad, wait up!Copy !req
167. Wait!Copy !req
168. I'm sorry.Copy !req
169. That's all right. Are you on this flight?
Yeah, so is my family.Copy !req
170. They're already on the plane,
and I don't want to be left behind.Copy !req
171. Do you have a boarding pass?
It's somewhere.Copy !req
172. We have to close up here.
They're ready to go.Copy !req
173. He dropped his boarding pass.
This plane can't leave.Copy !req
174. This happened to me last year
and almost wrecked my Christmas.Copy !req
175. Are you sure your family's on this flight?Copy !req
176. Yeah. My dad ran in here
right before I bumped into this lady.Copy !req
177. Okay, board him, but make sure he locates
his family before you leave him.Copy !req
178. Okay. Come on.Copy !req
179. Do you see your family?Copy !req
180. There's my dad over there.
Okay. Well, go find an empty seat.Copy !req
181. Have a merry Christmas.
You, too.Copy !req
182. Ladies and gentlemen, in order
for the captain to push back from the gate,Copy !req
183. we need all passengers to be seated
with their seat belts securely fastened.Copy !req
184. So, have you ever been to Florida?Copy !req
185. Welcome aboard American Airlines
flight 176 nonstop to New York...Copy !req
186. Boy, I didn't think
we were going to make it.Copy !req
187. Something wrong? Honey?Copy !req
188. I have that feeling.Copy !req
189. We forgot something?Copy !req
190. No, I don't think we did, but I...
I just have that feeling.Copy !req
191. Bad memories, that's all.Copy !req
192. We did everything, we brought everything,
we have everybody.Copy !req
193. There's nothing to worry about.Copy !req
194. Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
You're right. We're fine.Copy !req
195. Nothing to worry about.Copy !req
196. Mom?Copy !req
197. Dad?Copy !req
198. Uncle Frank?Copy !req
199. Buzz?Copy !req
200. We're the last ones off the plane.
Okay, thanks.Copy !req
201. Where are those guys?Copy !req
202. Whose is this?
That's Brooke's.Copy !req
203. This is Megan's. Brooke.
Give this to Brooke.Copy !req
204. This to Kevin. Give this to Kevin.
Give this... Give this to Kevin.Copy !req
205. Give this to Kevin.
Give this to Kevin.Copy !req
206. Kevin.
Give this to Kevin.Copy !req
207. Give this to Kevin.
Give this to Kevin.Copy !req
208. Give this to Kevin.
Here you go, Kevin.Copy !req
209. Kevin's not here.
Kevin's not here.Copy !req
210. What?Copy !req
211. Kevin!Copy !req
212. Excuse me, but this is an emergency.Copy !req
213. Yes, sir?
What city is that over there?Copy !req
214. That's New York, sir.
Yikes, I did it again.Copy !req
215. Something wrong, sir?Copy !req
216. I'll be fine.Copy !req
217. Oh, no.
My family's in Florida and I'm in New York.Copy !req
218. My family's in Florida.Copy !req
219. I'm in New York.Copy !req
220. Thanks! Bye!Copy !req
221. Wow.Copy !req
222. What's the child's name?Copy !req
223. Kevin. K-E-V-l-N.
Kevin.Copy !req
224. When did you see him last?
Curbside check-in?Copy !req
225. No, I saw him at the door.
He was with us in the terminal.Copy !req
226. Most people get separated
at security checkpoints.Copy !req
227. Did everyone get through security?
I don't know. Peter?Copy !req
228. We were in a hurry. We were in a hurry.
We had to run all the way to the gate.Copy !req
229. When did you notice he was missing?Copy !req
230. When we picked up our baggage here.Copy !req
231. Has the boy ever run away from home?Copy !req
232. No.
No.Copy !req
233. Has he ever been in a situation
where he's been on his own?Copy !req
234. As a matter of fact,
this has happened before.Copy !req
235. It's becoming sort of
a McCallister family travel tradition.Copy !req
236. Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage.Copy !req
237. He was left at home by accident last year.Copy !req
238. Yeah, that's what my wife meantCopy !req
239. when she said it's becoming
a McCallister family travel tradition.Copy !req
240. We'll call Chicago
and notify them of the situation.Copy !req
241. The odds are that's where he is.
Thanks.Copy !req
242. It's very unlikely he'd be anywhere else.Copy !req
243. Watch out, kid!Copy !req
244. Yo, where's your manifest?Copy !req
245. Here we are, Marv.
New York City, the land of opportunity.Copy !req
246. Smell that?
Yeah.Copy !req
247. You know what that is?
Fish.Copy !req
248. It's freedom.
No, it's fish.Copy !req
249. It's freedom, and it's money.
Okay, okay. It's freedom.Copy !req
250. Come on, let's get out of here
before somebody sees us.Copy !req
251. And it's fish.Copy !req
252. Yup, one quick score. We get ourselves
a couple of phony passportsCopy !req
253. and we hightail it to some foreign country.Copy !req
254. Arizona?Copy !req
255. That's very smart, Marv. You bust out of
jail to rob 14 cents from a Santa Claus?Copy !req
256. Every little bit helps.
Besides, now we got our new nickname.Copy !req
257. We're the Sticky Bandits.Copy !req
258. Real cute. Very cute.Copy !req
259. "The Plaza Hotel, New York's
most exciting hotel experience."Copy !req
260. Sick.Copy !req
261. What's the matter?
Thought I saw something.Copy !req
262. Serves you right. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
263. I think she likes me.Copy !req
264. Excuse me. Where's the lobby?Copy !req
265. Down the hall and to the left.
Thanks.Copy !req
266. Wow!Copy !req
267. Guests of the new
Celebrity Ding Dang DongCopy !req
268. stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel,Copy !req
269. New York's most exciting
hotel experience.Copy !req
270. For reservations,
call toll-free 1-800-759-3000.Copy !req
271. I'll do just that.Copy !req
272. Howdy-do.
This is Peter McCallister, the father.Copy !req
273. I'd like a hotel room, please,
with an extra-large bed, a TV,Copy !req
274. and one of those little refrigerators
you have to open with a key.Copy !req
275. Credit card? You got it.Copy !req
276. Plaza Hotel reservations. May I help you?Copy !req
277. Howdy-do.Copy !req
278. This is Peter McCallister, the father.
Yes, sir.Copy !req
279. I'd like a hotel room, please...
Yes.Copy !req
280. With an extra-large bed, a TV,
and one of those little refrigeratorsCopy !req
281. you have to open with a key.Copy !req
282. Yes, sir, you'll need
a major credit card upon check-in.Copy !req
283. Credit card? You got it.Copy !req
284. Thank you. Enjoy your stay.Copy !req
285. Yes, two at 8:00, Henri, Mr. Yamamoto.Copy !req
286. Hold on a second.Copy !req
287. I'll call you back, Henri.Copy !req
288. Hi.Copy !req
289. Can I help you?
Reservation for McCallister?Copy !req
290. A reservation for yourself?Copy !req
291. Ma'am, my feet are
hardly touching the ground.Copy !req
292. I'm barely able to look over this counter.Copy !req
293. How could I make a reservation
for a hotel room?Copy !req
294. Think about it, a kid going into a hotel,
making a reservation? I don't think so.Copy !req
295. I'm confused.Copy !req
296. I'm traveling with my dad.
He's on business. He's at a meeting.Copy !req
297. I hate meetings,
plus I'm not allowed to go in.Copy !req
298. I can only sit in the lobby. That's boring.
So my dad dropped me off here.Copy !req
299. He gave me his credit card
and said whoever was checking people inCopy !req
300. to let me in the hotel room
so I won't get into mischief,Copy !req
301. and, ma'am,
sometimes I do get into mischief.Copy !req
302. We all do.Copy !req
303. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
304. No sign of him.Copy !req
305. We're gonna have to be able
to get a hold of you.Copy !req
306. You have hotel arrangements?
Yeah.Copy !req
307. Do you have a recent photo of the boy?Copy !req
308. I have one in my wallet.Copy !req
309. I don't have my wallet.Copy !req
310. My wallet's in my bag.Copy !req
311. Kevin was looking in my bag at the airport.Copy !req
312. He was looking for batteries.
Kevin has my wallet.Copy !req
313. Did you have credit cards in the wallet?
Credit cards, money.Copy !req
314. We'll notify the credit card companies
immediately. If your son has the cards,Copy !req
315. we can get a location on him
when and if he uses them.Copy !req
316. No, I don't think Kevin even knows
how to use a credit card.Copy !req
317. Wow! It worked.Copy !req
318. Cedric.
Yes?Copy !req
319. Don't count your tips in public.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
320. And find out everything you can
about that young fellow.Copy !req
321. Front, please.Copy !req
322. Enjoy your stay with us.Copy !req
323. And don't forget to remind your dad
when he arrivesCopy !req
324. that he has to come down
and sign a couple of things.Copy !req
325. Thank you. You've been most helpful.Copy !req
326. May I take your bag, sir?Copy !req
327. Up here to your left.Copy !req
328. You know, Herbert Hoover
once stayed here on this floor.Copy !req
329. The vacuum guy?
No, the president.Copy !req
330. This is one of our finest suites, sir.Copy !req
331. This is great!Copy !req
332. Wow! A huge bed just for me!Copy !req
333. Luxurious and spacious.Copy !req
334. How convenient!Copy !req
335. Hey!Copy !req
336. Did you want me to put the key in the bag
or did you just want to hang on to it?Copy !req
337. I'll hang on to it.Copy !req
338. Is everything all right, sir?Copy !req
339. Is the temperature in the room okay?
It's okay.Copy !req
340. Do you know how the TV works?
I'm 10 years old. TV's my life.Copy !req
341. Well...Copy !req
342. I'm sorry.Copy !req
343. And there's plenty more
where that came from.Copy !req
344. Thank you.Copy !req
345. Would it bother anyone
if I worked on my cannonballs?Copy !req
346. No.Copy !req
347. Thanks.Copy !req
348. Yikes!Copy !req
349. This is a vacation.Copy !req
350. Hold it right there.Copy !req
351. It's me, Johnny.Copy !req
352. I knew it was you.
I could smell you getting off the elevator.Copy !req
353. Two scoops, sir?
Two? Make it three. I'm not driving.Copy !req
354. It's gardenias, Johnny, your favorite.Copy !req
355. Thank you.Copy !req
356. You was here last night, too, wasn't you?Copy !req
357. I was singin' at the
Blue Monkey last night.Copy !req
358. She was not!
She was smooching with your brother.Copy !req
359. You was here,
and you was smooching with my brother!Copy !req
360. That's a dirty, rotten lie, Johnny.
See?Copy !req
361. Don't give me that.
You been smooching with everybody!Copy !req
362. Snuffy, Al, Leo,
Little Mo with the gimpy leg,Copy !req
363. Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff,
I could go on forever, baby.Copy !req
364. You got me all wrong.
All right. I believe you,Copy !req
365. but my Tommy gun don't!Copy !req
366. Johnny!Copy !req
367. You're the only duck in my pond!Copy !req
368. Get down on your knees
and tell me you love me.Copy !req
369. Baby! I'm over the moon for you!Copy !req
370. You got to do better than that!Copy !req
371. If my love was an ocean,Copy !req
372. Lindy'd have to take
two airplanes to get across it!Copy !req
373. Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you.Copy !req
374. That's why I'm gonna let you go.Copy !req
375. I'm going to give you to the count of threeCopy !req
376. to get your lousy, lying, lowdown,
four-flushing carcass out my door!Copy !req
377. She's rat bait.Copy !req
378. One,Copy !req
379. two,Copy !req
380. three!Copy !req
381. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.Copy !req
382. And a happy New Year.Copy !req
383. Housekeeping.Copy !req
384. We know a cat
who can really do the cool jerk.Copy !req
385. Well, this cat they talkin' aboutCopy !req
386. I wonder who could it be.Copy !req
387. 'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat.Copy !req
388. The heaviest cat you ever did see.Copy !req
389. When they see me walkin' down the street.Copy !req
390. When the fellas want to speak
Hey, hey.Copy !req
391. On their faces, they wear a silly smirk.Copy !req
392. 'Cause they know I'm the king
of the cool jerk.Copy !req
393. Get out of here, you nosy little pervert,
or I'm gonna slap you silly!Copy !req
394. You're cooking, Frankie!Copy !req
395. Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon.Copy !req
396. Hey! Uncle Rob lives here.Copy !req
397. If they're back from Paris,
I'll drop in on them.Copy !req
398. They usually give pretty good presents.Copy !req
399. Good night, Mom.Copy !req
400. Good night, Kevin.Copy !req
401. Your drawers, sir.Copy !req
402. Jeez! Don't flash these babies
around here!Copy !req
403. There could be girls on this floor!
I was very careful, sir.Copy !req
404. You can't be too careful
when it involves underwear.Copy !req
405. I understand.
I'm sorry. You wanted a tip.Copy !req
406. That won't be necessary, sir.
I still have some tip left over.Copy !req
407. No tip? Okay.Copy !req
408. No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
409. Excuse me, how do I get
to Columbus Circle?Copy !req
410. The doorman will be happy
to find you a taxi, sir.Copy !req
411. Mr. McCallister!Copy !req
412. Excuse me.
Sure.Copy !req
413. And how are we this morning?Copy !req
414. Fine. Is my transportation here?
Out in front, sir.Copy !req
415. A limousine and a pizza,
compliments of the Plaza Hotel.Copy !req
416. I do hope your father understands that
last night I was simply checking the roomCopy !req
417. to make sure everything was in order.Copy !req
418. He was pretty mad.
He was?Copy !req
419. He said he didn't come
all the way to New YorkCopy !req
420. to get his naked rear end spied on.
Of course not.Copy !req
421. Will he be down soon?
He already left.Copy !req
422. I would have liked
to have offered my personal apology.Copy !req
423. If some guy looked at you in the shower,
would you ever want to see him again?Copy !req
424. I suppose not.Copy !req
425. I don't think you'll see him
for the rest of our trip.Copy !req
426. I understand.Copy !req
427. Bye.Copy !req
428. Have a lovely day.Copy !req
429. McCallister.Copy !req
430. Morning, Mr. McCallister.
Good morning.Copy !req
431. Mr. McCallister,
here's your very own cheese pizza.Copy !req
432. Hello?
Hello.Copy !req
433. Know any good toy stores?
Yes, sir!Copy !req
434. Bingo!Copy !req
435. Get out of here! Go on, get out!
Get out of here! Go on. Get out of here!Copy !req
436. Beat it, beat it, beat it! Get out of here!Copy !req
437. Hey, Marv! Get over here!
I got to talk to you!Copy !req
438. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
439. Would you like a scarf?
You wanna forget about the scarf, Marv?Copy !req
440. We got to talk.Copy !req
441. We don't have the equipment
to pull off anything big,Copy !req
442. you know, your banks,
your jewelry stores.Copy !req
443. We don't want goods.
We need cash, and we need it now.Copy !req
444. How about hotels?
Tourists carry lots of cash.Copy !req
445. There's no guarantees. I got a better idea.Copy !req
446. Stores ain't gonna deposit cash
on Christmas Eve.Copy !req
447. The only stores that are
gonna have cash on handCopy !req
448. are the ones that deal
in moderate-priced goods.Copy !req
449. Right, right.Copy !req
450. Ergo, what store's gonna make
the most cash on Christmas EveCopy !req
451. that nobody's going to think to rob?Copy !req
452. Candy stores.Copy !req
453. Nine-year-olds rob candy stores, Marv.
This is what I had in mind.Copy !req
454. That's brilliant, Harry. Brilliant!Copy !req
455. Yep. There's nobody dumb enough
to knock off a toy store on Christmas Eve.Copy !req
456. Yes, there is.Copy !req
457. Here we are, sir, Duncan's Toy Chest.Copy !req
458. Merry Christmas, Kevin.Copy !req
459. This is the greatest accident of my life.Copy !req
460. Marv. Marv!Copy !req
461. Hey, nice house,
but there's no bathroom in it.Copy !req
462. All right, so what's the plan?
Everybody leaves for a nice holiday off.Copy !req
463. We come out of our little houses...Copy !req
464. Yeah, then what?
We empty the registersCopy !req
465. and walk out like we own the joint.
Great plan, Harry!Copy !req
466. Shake his hand.Copy !req
467. Well, now, thank you
and merry Christmas.Copy !req
468. Say hello to the family.Copy !req
469. Yes. Let me see.Copy !req
470. You shopping alone?Copy !req
471. In New York?
Sir, I'm afraid of my own shadow.Copy !req
472. Now, I was just checking.
That's very responsible of you.Copy !req
473. Well, thank you.
My pleasure.Copy !req
474. That'll be $23.75.Copy !req
475. My, my, my!
Where did you get all that money?Copy !req
476. I have a lot of grandmothers.Copy !req
477. Well, that explains it.Copy !req
478. This is a really nice
store, one of the finerCopy !req
479. toy dealerships I've
ever visited in my life.Copy !req
480. Well, thank you.
This Mr. Duncan must be a pretty nice guyCopy !req
481. letting all the kids come into his store
and play with all his toys.Copy !req
482. Most toy stores prohibit that, you know.Copy !req
483. Is that so?
Yep.Copy !req
484. Well, he loves kids. As a matter of fact,
all the money the store takes in today,Copy !req
485. Mr. Duncan is donating it
to the children's hospital.Copy !req
486. And the day after Christmas, we empty
out all the money in the cash registerCopy !req
487. and Mr. Duncan just takes it
right down to the hospital.Copy !req
488. That's very generous of him.
Well, children bring him a lot of joy.Copy !req
489. As they do to everyone
who appreciates them.Copy !req
490. I'm not supposed to spend this money,
but I have $20 from shoveling snowCopy !req
491. in a jar in our garage
where my older brother can't find it.Copy !req
492. So I can pay my mother back with that.Copy !req
493. So you can give this to Mr. Duncan.
The hospital needs it more than I do.Copy !req
494. Besides, I'm probably gonna spend it
on stuff that'll rot my teeth and my mind.Copy !req
495. That's very sweet of you.Copy !req
496. You see that tree there?Copy !req
497. Well, to show our appreciation
for your generosity,Copy !req
498. I'm going to let you select an object from
that tree that you can take home with you.Copy !req
499. For free?
Yeah.Copy !req
500. May I make a suggestion?
Okay.Copy !req
501. Take the turtledoves.Copy !req
502. I could have two?
Well, two turtledoves.Copy !req
503. And I'll tell you what you do.
You keep one,Copy !req
504. and you give the other one
to a very special person.Copy !req
505. You see, turtledoves are a symbol
of friendship and love.Copy !req
506. Now, as long as each of you
have your turtledove,Copy !req
507. you'll be friends forever.Copy !req
508. Wow! I never knew that.
I thought they were just part of a song.Copy !req
509. They are, and for that very special reason.Copy !req
510. Wow! Thanks.Copy !req
511. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas to you, too.Copy !req
512. Be sure to bundle up if you go outside.
It's a little nippy.Copy !req
513. Thank you, I'll do that.Copy !req
514. Well, where to?Copy !req
515. Well, you promised you'd take me
to the Central Park Zoo.Copy !req
516. Hey! Look who it is, Marv.Copy !req
517. Come on. Let's get him.Copy !req
518. Hey!Copy !req
519. Hiya, pal.Copy !req
520. Come on!Copy !req
521. Hey!Copy !req
522. Hey! Watch it, man!Copy !req
523. Buy now and avoid the Christmas rush.Copy !req
524. Two for $5, two for $5. Four for 10.Copy !req
525. All right, kiddo.
There he is!Copy !req
526. All right, kiddo!Copy !req
527. Thanks.
Merry Christmas.Copy !req
528. Hey, hey!
Whoa!Copy !req
529. Excuse me!Copy !req
530. Yes!Copy !req
531. Thank you for your suggestion.
My duty, my pleasure.Copy !req
532. Bye now.Copy !req
533. You got to help me!
There's two guys after me!Copy !req
534. What's the matter?Copy !req
535. Store wouldn't take
your stolen credit card?Copy !req
536. Let's see what the police
have to say about this.Copy !req
537. Get up! Get up!Copy !req
538. Come on! Let's go get him!Copy !req
539. Get back here, you little thief!Copy !req
540. Stop that child!Copy !req
541. Grab him!Copy !req
542. You little...Copy !req
543. I've committed credit card fraud.Copy !req
544. Get me security!Copy !req
545. We've got to stop that delinquent!Copy !req
546. Come along, Cedric.Copy !req
547. I've had enough of this vacation.
I'm going home.Copy !req
548. Hold it right there.Copy !req
549. This is the concierge, sir.Copy !req
550. I knew it was you.
I could smell you getting off the elevator.Copy !req
551. You was here last night, too, wasn't you?Copy !req
552. Yes, sir, I was.Copy !req
553. You was here,
and you was smooching with my brother!Copy !req
554. I'm... I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir.Copy !req
555. Don't give me that.
You been smooching with everybody!Copy !req
556. Snuffy, Al, Leo,
Little Mo with the gimpy leg,Copy !req
557. Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff...Copy !req
558. No!Copy !req
559. It's a lie!Copy !req
560. I could go on forever, baby.Copy !req
561. I'm terribly sorry, sir,
but I'm afraid you're mistaken.Copy !req
562. We're looking for a young man.Copy !req
563. All right. I believe you,Copy !req
564. but my Tommy gun don't!Copy !req
565. Get down on your knees
and tell me you love me.Copy !req
566. On your knees.Copy !req
567. I love you.Copy !req
568. You got to do better than that!Copy !req
569. I love you!
I love you!Copy !req
570. Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you.Copy !req
571. That's why I'm gonna let you go.Copy !req
572. I'm going to give you to the count of threeCopy !req
573. to get your lousy, lying, lowdown,
four-flushing carcass out my door!Copy !req
574. One...
Open up the door!Copy !req
575. Two,Copy !req
576. three!Copy !req
577. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.Copy !req
578. And a happy New Year.Copy !req
579. Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency!Copy !req
580. There's an insane guest with a gun!Copy !req
581. No!Copy !req
582. Come to Papa!Copy !req
583. Round trip to Miami. What's the matter,
get on the wrong plane, squirt?Copy !req
584. Looks like you won't be needing this, kid.Copy !req
585. American don't fly
to the promised land, little buddy.Copy !req
586. Come on!Copy !req
587. We spent nine months in jail thinking
we had the worst luck in the universe.Copy !req
588. We were wrong, little buddy.Copy !req
589. We're busted out of the clink,
and we're doing fine.Copy !req
590. We're gonna be doing even better because
we're not robbing houses anymore.Copy !req
591. Now we're robbing toy stores.Copy !req
592. At midnight tonight,
we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest.Copy !req
593. Five floors of cash.Copy !req
594. Then after that, we grab
a couple of phony passports...Copy !req
595. Marv! Marv, you want to shut up?
What's the difference?Copy !req
596. He's not going to talk to anybody
except maybe a fish. Or the undertaker.Copy !req
597. Let's just get him to
the subway tunnel. I'llCopy !req
598. feel a lot better once
we get him on ice.Copy !req
599. I've got a gun in my pocket.Copy !req
600. You open your mouth, and you'll be
spitting gum out through your forehead.Copy !req
601. Well, hello.Copy !req
602. He did it!
Did what?Copy !req
603. Thanks!Copy !req
604. Get him, will you!
He went in the park.Copy !req
605. What are you doing flirting? Get him.Copy !req
606. Over there!Copy !req
607. Quit it! Hey!
Creep!Copy !req
608. Give me that!
What are you doing?Copy !req
609. Hey, Harry.
What?Copy !req
610. I got him.
Wait, let me see.Copy !req
611. That ain't him. Get down. Put him down.
Put him down. That ain't him.Copy !req
612. We should've shot him
when we had the chance.Copy !req
613. I hate pulling a job,
knowing that little creep is on the loose.Copy !req
614. What can he do? He's a kid.
Kids are helpless.Copy !req
615. Not this kid.
Yeah, but this time he doesn't haveCopy !req
616. a house full of dangerous goodies
to get us with.Copy !req
617. He's in the Park. He's alone.
Kids are scared of the Park.Copy !req
618. Yeah. Grown men come in the Park
and don't leave alive.Copy !req
619. Yeah.Copy !req
620. Good luck, little fella.Copy !req
621. I want to go home. Mom, where are you?Copy !req
622. Turn that down!Copy !req
623. Hello?
Kate McCallister, please.Copy !req
624. This is she.
Ma'am, we found your son.Copy !req
625. Oh, my God!
What?Copy !req
626. It's the police. They
know where Kevin is.Copy !req
627. What?Copy !req
628. Where?
He's in New York City.Copy !req
629. He's in New York!
New York?Copy !req
630. Your husband's credit cards...
What?Copy !req
631. Well, I'm sure he was scared.
He's not a troublemaker.Copy !req
632. What? What?
Ma'am, the New York police...Copy !req
633. Just a second. Please hold.
Yes, I'll hold...Copy !req
634. He used your credit card
to check into the Plaza Hotel.Copy !req
635. Do they still have him?
Do they have him?Copy !req
636. No, the police are still looking for him.
Damn it!Copy !req
637. Get to New York
as soon as possible, ma'am.Copy !req
638. Yeah, okay, we're on the next flight out.
Thank you.Copy !req
639. We're going to New York, move it!Copy !req
640. Yes!
Party time!Copy !req
641. He ran away from the hotel
when they questioned him about the card.Copy !req
642. He must be so scared, Peter!Copy !req
643. I wonder if he'd know enough
to go to my brother's place?Copy !req
644. Aren't they in Paris?
Maybe they have a house sitter.Copy !req
645. I thought you said they were renovating?Copy !req
646. Hello? Uncle Rob! Aunt Georgette!
Anybody home?Copy !req
647. Hello! Anybody home?Copy !req
648. It's me, your favorite nephew, Kevin!Copy !req
649. Uncle Rob! Aunt Georgette!Copy !req
650. Watch it, kid!Copy !req
651. Hey, you looking for somebody
to read you a bedtime story?Copy !req
652. Taxi!Copy !req
653. Boy, it's scary out there.Copy !req
654. Ain't much better in here, kid.Copy !req
655. I don't want to ever take a vacation
like this again.Copy !req
656. Where did all you guys come from?Copy !req
657. I don't know if I have
enough for everybody.Copy !req
658. How hungry are you guys?Copy !req
659. You guys ate all my food.Copy !req
660. Look, I'm sorry I screamed in your face.
You were just trying to help me, right?Copy !req
661. I'm Kevin McCallister.Copy !req
662. Your birds are real nice.Copy !req
663. I've seen you before.
You had pigeons all over you.Copy !req
664. At first, you look kind of scary,
but when I think about it, it's not so bad.Copy !req
665. They must be all over you
'cause they like you.Copy !req
666. If I'm bothering you, I can leave.
Am I bothering you?Copy !req
667. No.Copy !req
668. Good. I'm not a pain in the butt?Copy !req
669. No.Copy !req
670. Will those pigeons come back
on their own or do you have to call them?Copy !req
671. Give me your hand.Copy !req
672. They can hear it.Copy !req
673. This is great!Copy !req
674. It's pretty cold out.Copy !req
675. I could sure go for a cup of hot chocolate.
How about you? My treat.Copy !req
676. I'd hate to spend Christmas Eve
in such a park.Copy !req
677. Can we go someplace warm?Copy !req
678. Yes. I know a place.Copy !req
679. Nice music.Copy !req
680. This place is great.Copy !req
681. I've heard the world's
great music from here.Copy !req
682. Ella Fitzgerald. Count Basie.
Frank Sinatra. Luciano Pavarotti.Copy !req
683. So, do you bring your friends up here?Copy !req
684. I haven't got many friends.
Sorry.Copy !req
685. I'm like the birds I care for.Copy !req
686. People pass me in the street.
They see me but they try to ignore me.Copy !req
687. They prefer I wasn't part of their city.Copy !req
688. Yeah. It's sort of like
that with my family.Copy !req
689. I'm kind of the
pigeon of the houseCopy !req
690. just because I'm the youngest.Copy !req
691. Everyone fights for position.Copy !req
692. Everybody wants to be seen and heard.Copy !req
693. I guess so.
I'm seen and heard pretty much.Copy !req
694. But then I get sent to my room a lot, too.Copy !req
695. I wasn't always like this, you know.Copy !req
696. What were you like before?Copy !req
697. I had a job. I had a home. I had a family.Copy !req
698. Did you have any kids?
No. Oh, I wanted them.Copy !req
699. But the man I loved
fell out of love with me.Copy !req
700. That broke my heart.Copy !req
701. And whenever the chance to be loved
came along again, I ran away from it.Copy !req
702. I stopped trusting people.Copy !req
703. No offense, but that seems like
sort of a dumb thing to do.Copy !req
704. I was afraid of getting
my heart broken again.Copy !req
705. You see, sometimes
you can trust a person,Copy !req
706. and then, when things are down,
they forget about you.Copy !req
707. Maybe they're just too busy.Copy !req
708. Maybe they don't forget about you,
but they forget to remember you.Copy !req
709. I don't think people mean to forget.
I think it just happens.Copy !req
710. My grandfather says if my head wasn't
screwed on, I'd leave it on the school bus.Copy !req
711. I'm just afraid if I do trust someone,
I'll get my heart broken again.Copy !req
712. I understand that.Copy !req
713. I used to have this
really nice pair of rollerblades.Copy !req
714. I was afraid if I wore them, I'd
wreck them. So I kept them in a box.Copy !req
715. Do you know what happened?
No.Copy !req
716. I outgrew them.
I never wore them once outside.Copy !req
717. I just wore them in my room
a couple times.Copy !req
718. A person's heart and a person's feelings
are very different than skates.Copy !req
719. Well, they're kind of the same thing.Copy !req
720. If you aren't going to use your heart, then
what's the difference if it gets broken?Copy !req
721. If you just keep it to yourself,
maybe it'll be like my rollerblades.Copy !req
722. When you do decide to try it,
it won't be any good.Copy !req
723. You should take a chance.
Got nothing to lose.Copy !req
724. A bit of truth in there somewhere.Copy !req
725. I think so. Your heart might
still be broken, but it isn't gone.Copy !req
726. If it was gone, you wouldn't be this nice.Copy !req
727. Thank you.Copy !req
728. Do you know that it's been a couple
of years since I've talked to anybody?Copy !req
729. That's okay. You're really good at it.Copy !req
730. You're not boring.
You don't mumble or spit when you talk.Copy !req
731. You should do it more often.Copy !req
732. I think you just have to wear an outfit
that doesn't have pigeon poop on it.Copy !req
733. I have been working very hard
at keeping people away, haven't I?Copy !req
734. I always think I'll have
a lot of fun if I'm alone,Copy !req
735. but when I'm alone,
it isn't that much fun at all.Copy !req
736. I don't care how much
people bug me sometimes,Copy !req
737. I'd rather be with somebody
than by myself.Copy !req
738. So what are you doing running around the
streets on Christmas Eve on your own?Copy !req
739. Did you get into trouble?Copy !req
740. Yeah.
You've done something wrong?Copy !req
741. A lot of things.Copy !req
742. Did you know that a good deed
erases a bad deed?Copy !req
743. It's getting pretty late.
I don't know if I'll have enough timeCopy !req
744. to do all the good deeds I need
to erase all the bad ones I did.Copy !req
745. Well, it's Christmas Eve.
Good deeds count for extra tonight.Copy !req
746. They do?
Of course they do.Copy !req
747. So what you must do now is you must
think of the most important thingCopy !req
748. that you can do for others
and go and do it.Copy !req
749. Just follow the star in your own heart.Copy !req
750. Okay.Copy !req
751. It's getting pretty late.
I'd better get going.Copy !req
752. If I don't see you again,
I hope everything turns out okay.Copy !req
753. Thank you.Copy !req
754. Say goodbye to your birds for me.
I will.Copy !req
755. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.Copy !req
756. If you need somebody to trust,
it can be me.Copy !req
757. I won't forget to remember you.Copy !req
758. Don't make promises you can't keep.Copy !req
759. All the money in the cash registers,Copy !req
760. Mr. Duncan is going to donate
to the Children's Hospital.Copy !req
761. At midnight tonight,
we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest.Copy !req
762. You can mess with a lot of things, but
you can't mess with kids on Christmas.Copy !req
763. We'd like to offer you
a complimentary suite while you're here.Copy !req
764. It's a penthouse with a view of the Park.
I think you'll find it satisfactory.Copy !req
765. It was recently vacated
by the Countess of Worcestershire.Copy !req
766. What kind of hotel allows
a child to check in alone?Copy !req
767. The boy had a very convincing story.Copy !req
768. What kind of idiots
do you have working here?Copy !req
769. The finest in New York.Copy !req
770. Well, I mean, when you discovered
that the credit card was stolen...Copy !req
771. I made the discovery.Copy !req
772. Why did you let him leave?Copy !req
773. We attempted to confront him, he ran.
You scared him away.Copy !req
774. It's Christmas Eve, and because of you,
our child is lostCopy !req
775. in one of the biggest cities in the world.Copy !req
776. Now could you take our family
and our luggage up to the room, please.Copy !req
777. Yes, sir!
Run along, Cedric.Copy !req
778. I'm going to go down to
the police station and make sureCopy !req
779. that they're doing everything
in their power to find Kevin.Copy !req
780. I want you to stay here
with Frank, Leslie and the kids.Copy !req
781. No, I'm going out to look for him.
What?Copy !req
782. With all due respect, madam,
your son is lostCopy !req
783. in one of the biggest cities in the world.Copy !req
784. Could you stay out of this please?Copy !req
785. As you wish.
Thank you.Copy !req
786. I don't think it's a good idea
for you to start running aroundCopy !req
787. all over New York
City all by yourself.Copy !req
788. I think if our son can
do it, I can do it.Copy !req
789. Kate...
Peter, I'll be fine.Copy !req
790. The way I'm feeling right now, no mugger
or murderer would dare mess with me.Copy !req
791. Madam, there are hundreds of parasites
out there armed to the teeth!Copy !req
792. Do bundle up. It's awfully cold outside.Copy !req
793. Marv. Marv. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
794. Marv. Crowbars up!Copy !req
795. Merry Christmas, Harry!Copy !req
796. Happy Hanukkah, Marv!Copy !req
797. Oh, this is more money
than I can even count!Copy !req
798. It makes you wonder why we spent
so much time robbing private homes.Copy !req
799. The amazing thing is,
we're fugitives from the law,Copy !req
800. we're up to our elbows in cash and
there's nobody that even knows about it.Copy !req
801. He's back!Copy !req
802. He took our picture!
How did my hair look?Copy !req
803. This is it. No turning back.Copy !req
804. Another Christmas in the trenches.Copy !req
805. No!Copy !req
806. Wow.Copy !req
807. That's it! Get the money! Get the money!
I'll kill him! That little...Copy !req
808. I'm coming, Harry!
Marv!Copy !req
809. Harry?Copy !req
810. Harry! That was incredible.Copy !req
811. I twisted my ankle on that board there.
Where is he?Copy !req
812. Hey, guys! Smile!Copy !req
813. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
814. Help me.
I got you. I got you.Copy !req
815. Taxi!Copy !req
816. Times Square.Copy !req
817. Where'd he go?Copy !req
818. I'm up here! Come and get me!Copy !req
819. Let's kill!
Hold on, pea-brain.Copy !req
820. We got busted last time
because we underestimatedCopy !req
821. that little bundle of misery.Copy !req
822. This ain't like the last time.
This ain't his house.Copy !req
823. The kid's running scared.
He ain't got a plan.Copy !req
824. May I do the thinking, please?Copy !req
825. Thank you.Copy !req
826. Sonny!
Yes?Copy !req
827. Nothing would thrill me
more greatly than to shoot you.Copy !req
828. Knocking off a youngster ain't going
to mean all that much to me. Understand?Copy !req
829. But since we're in a hurry,
I'll make a deal with you.Copy !req
830. You throw down your camera
and we won't hurt you.Copy !req
831. You'll never hear from us again. Okay?Copy !req
832. You promise?
I cross my heart and hope to die.Copy !req
833. Okay!Copy !req
834. Okay, kid, give it to me.Copy !req
835. Direct hit!Copy !req
836. How many fingers am I holding up, Marv?Copy !req
837. Eight?Copy !req
838. Okay, kid. You want to throw bricks?
Go ahead, throw another one.Copy !req
839. Don't do that!Copy !req
840. If you can't do any better than that, kid,
you're going to lose.Copy !req
841. Harry, no.Copy !req
842. You got any more?Copy !req
843. Come on, Marv. Get up. He don't have
any more bricks. He's out of them.Copy !req
844. What?Copy !req
845. That did it! Nobody throws bricks
at me and gets away with it.Copy !req
846. Come on, Marv. Get up.
You go this way. I'm going round the back.Copy !req
847. Harry?Copy !req
848. Harry! I've reached the top!Copy !req
849. You gotta do better than this, kid.Copy !req
850. Wow! What a hole.Copy !req
851. Whoa!Copy !req
852. Harry.Copy !req
853. I'm coming up!Copy !req
854. I'm going to murder that kid!Copy !req
855. Yes!Copy !req
856. Whoa.Copy !req
857. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
858. Hey!Copy !req
859. Don't you know a kid always wins
against two idiots?Copy !req
860. Harry! He's in the living room!Copy !req
861. He went up the ladder!Copy !req
862. I'm coming, Harry. I'm coming.Copy !req
863. Harry! Harry!Copy !req
864. You didn't lose any teeth!
Come on, he went to the second floor.Copy !req
865. Hey! Why don't you guys try the stairs?Copy !req
866. Right.Copy !req
867. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.Copy !req
868. Don't you remember
what happened last year?Copy !req
869. No.
Watch this.Copy !req
870. Let's get him!Copy !req
871. He busted me right in my mouth, Marv!Copy !req
872. That's one.Copy !req
873. Don't worry, Harry. I'll get him.Copy !req
874. Right in the schnoz.Copy !req
875. That's two. Come on, let's get him.Copy !req
876. That's three.Copy !req
877. No.Copy !req
878. That's four.Copy !req
879. Come on, Harry.
Marv, are you sure this is safe?Copy !req
880. Oh yeah. Yep, I've worked all the
kinks out. It's solid as a rock.Copy !req
881. Like a rock, huh, Marv?
Hey? Do you guys give up?Copy !req
882. Have you had enough pain?
Never!Copy !req
883. You better say every prayer
you ever heard before, kid!Copy !req
884. I hope your parents got you
a tombstone for Christmas.Copy !req
885. Where'd he go?
I'm up here and I'm really scared.Copy !req
886. What's that sound?Copy !req
887. That was the sound of a tool chest
falling down the stairs.Copy !req
888. Yes!Copy !req
889. Over there!Copy !req
890. I don't care if I get the chair,
I'm killing that kid!Copy !req
891. Surrender, kid!Copy !req
892. He vanished.
I'm down here, you big horse's ass!Copy !req
893. Whoa.
Nice night for a neck injury!Copy !req
894. Suck brick, kid!Copy !req
895. Come on, Marv.
Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
896. I said, come on.Copy !req
897. Come on, you big sissy.Copy !req
898. Harry? You wearing aftershave?Copy !req
899. That's not aftershave. That's kerosene.
The rope is soaked in it.Copy !req
900. Now, why would anybody
soak a rope in kerosene?Copy !req
901. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
902. Go up!Copy !req
903. Get off me!Copy !req
904. Get the bag!Copy !req
905. Hello, the two guys who robbed
Duncan's Toy Chest are in the park.Copy !req
906. Central Park West, 95th Street.
Look for fireworks. Hurry, they got a gun.Copy !req
907. Hey, I'm down here. Better come
and get me before I call the cops.Copy !req
908. My, how the tables have turned.Copy !req
909. How do you like the ice, kid?Copy !req
910. Let's go for a little stroll in the park.Copy !req
911. Give me that bag. Give me it!Copy !req
912. Hey, these'll look great
in the photo album.Copy !req
913. You may've won the battle, little dude,
but you lost the war.Copy !req
914. You ought not have messed with us, pal.
We're dangerous.Copy !req
915. Harry?
Shut up!Copy !req
916. Harry.
Shut up! I want to enjoy this.Copy !req
917. Something's wrong. Let's get out of here!
Shut up, I said!Copy !req
918. I never made it to the 6th grade, kid,Copy !req
919. and it doesn't look like
you're going to, either.Copy !req
920. Let him go!Copy !req
921. Kevin, run!Copy !req
922. Shoot her! Shoot her! Shoot her!Copy !req
923. I'm trying to shoot her!Copy !req
924. Run, Marv!Copy !req
925. Bye! Thanks.Copy !req
926. Jesus, looks like the 4th of July!Copy !req
927. Okay, let's go.
We'll take the bridge.Copy !req
928. You guys get the tunnel.
Let's go. Come on!Copy !req
929. Oh, my God!Copy !req
930. All right, guys, let's go, huh?Copy !req
931. Come on, on your feet.
Take it easy.Copy !req
932. What is this stuff?Copy !req
933. You guys should've started earlier.Copy !req
934. The prisoners have
already exchanged gifts.Copy !req
935. We missed the presents?Copy !req
936. He made us hide out in the store so we
could steal all the kiddies' charity money.Copy !req
937. Shut up, Marv.Copy !req
938. Got the right to remain silent, you know.Copy !req
939. He's a little cranky. We just broke out
of prison a few days ago.Copy !req
940. Shut up, Marv! Jeez.Copy !req
941. Get them out of here!
All right, let's go.Copy !req
942. Remember, if this makes the papers,Copy !req
943. we're no longer the Wet Bandits,
we're the Sticky Bandits.Copy !req
944. We're not Sticky Bandits, shut up!Copy !req
945. That's Sticky. That's S...
Shut it.Copy !req
946. T...Copy !req
947. I.
I...Copy !req
948. Well, Mr. Duncan, it's all over with.Copy !req
949. We apprehended the thieves
and we recovered your money.Copy !req
950. Good, I want to get that money over to the
Children's Hospital as soon as possible.Copy !req
951. I'll handle it personally. My pleasure.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
952. Excuse me, Mr. Duncan.
Yes.Copy !req
953. I found this note.
Looks like a kid broke your window.Copy !req
954. Turtledoves.Copy !req
955. Excuse me. I'm looking for my son.
He's this boy right here.Copy !req
956. Excuse me. Please help me.
This boy right here. Have you seen him?Copy !req
957. This one, he's... Please.Copy !req
958. I'm looking for my son.
Have you seen my son? He's...Copy !req
959. There. He's been missing for two days.Copy !req
960. Well, have you filed a report, ma'am?
Yes, of course we have.Copy !req
961. Then trust us. We'll handle it.Copy !req
962. But I'm his mother.Copy !req
963. I realize that, ma'am, but you're looking
for a needle in a haystack.Copy !req
964. Do you have kids?
Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
965. And what would you do
if one of them was missing?Copy !req
966. I'd probably be doing the same thing
you're doing.Copy !req
967. Thank you.Copy !req
968. Look, put yourself in your kid's shoes.
Where would you go? What would you do?Copy !req
969. Me? I'd probably be lying dead
in a gutter somewhere.Copy !req
970. Oh, but not Kevin. No. Kevin is
so much stronger and braver than I am.Copy !req
971. I know Kevin's fine. I'm sure he is. Fine.Copy !req
972. But he's still all by himself in a big
city. And he doesn't deserve that.Copy !req
973. He deserves to be at home with
his own family around his Christmas tree.Copy !req
974. Oh, dear God, I know where he is.Copy !req
975. I need to get to Rockefeller Center.Copy !req
976. Hop in.
Thank you.Copy !req
977. I know I don't deserve a Christmas
even if I did do a good deed.Copy !req
978. I don't want any presents.Copy !req
979. Instead, I want to take back
every mean thing I ever said to my family,Copy !req
980. even if they don't take back
the things that they said.Copy !req
981. I don't care. I love all of them.
Including Buzz.Copy !req
982. If it isn't possible I can see all of them,
could I just see my mother?Copy !req
983. I'll never want another thing
as long as I live. I just want my mother.Copy !req
984. I know I won't see her tonight,
but promise me I can see her again.Copy !req
985. Sometime. Anytime.Copy !req
986. Even if it's just once
and only for a couple of minutes.Copy !req
987. I just need to tell her I'm sorry.Copy !req
988. Kevin?Copy !req
989. Mom?Copy !req
990. Wow! That worked fast!Copy !req
991. Oh, Kevin.Copy !req
992. Mom, I'm sorry.Copy !req
993. I'm sorry, too.Copy !req
994. Merry Christmas, Mom.Copy !req
995. Merry Christmas, sweetheart.Copy !req
996. Thank you. Let's go.Copy !req
997. How'd you know I was here?Copy !req
998. Well, I know you and Christmas trees,
and this is the biggest one around.Copy !req
999. Where's everybody else?
They're at the hotel.Copy !req
1000. They didn't like palm trees either.Copy !req
1001. Holy smokes, it's morning!Copy !req
1002. It's Christmas morning, man.Copy !req
1003. Fuller, don't get your hopes up.Copy !req
1004. I don't think Santa Claus visits hotels.Copy !req
1005. Are you nuts? He's omnipresent.
He goes everywhere.Copy !req
1006. Hey, guys, wake up, it's Christmas!Copy !req
1007. Mom! Dad! It's Christmas!
What?Copy !req
1008. Wow.
Wow.Copy !req
1009. Where'd it all come from?
Mom! Dad! You got to see this!Copy !req
1010. My gosh!
Peter!Copy !req
1011. Are you sure we're in the right room?Copy !req
1012. Don't open any of mine. I mean it.Copy !req
1013. Who's Mr. Duncan?
Duncan? I don't know.Copy !req
1014. All right, everyone, just calm down.
Calm down! Hey! Hey!Copy !req
1015. All right. Now, if Kevin hadn't screwed up
in the first place, again,Copy !req
1016. then we wouldn't be in this
most perfect and huge hotel roomCopy !req
1017. with a truckload of all this free stuff.Copy !req
1018. So, I think it only fair that Kevin
get to open up the first present.Copy !req
1019. Then I'll go and the rest of you and so on.Copy !req
1020. Merry Christmas, Kev.
Merry Christmas, Buzz.Copy !req
1021. Merry Christmas, Kevin.
Okay, Kevin! All right! Merry Christmas!Copy !req
1022. Enough of this gooey... Show of emotion.
Everyone, let's dig in!Copy !req
1023. All right!Copy !req
1024. Everybody, now, wait, save the paper.
We can use it next year. And the bows.Copy !req
1025. Give me the bows...Copy !req
1026. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
1027. Kevin! Merry Christmas!Copy !req
1028. I got something for you.Copy !req
1029. What's this?Copy !req
1030. It's a turtledove. I have one.
You have one.Copy !req
1031. As long as we each have a turtledove,
we'll be friends forever.Copy !req
1032. Oh, Kevin.Copy !req
1033. Thank you.Copy !req
1034. I won't forget you. Trust me.Copy !req
1035. Mr. McCallister's room service bill, sir.Copy !req
1036. Merry Christmas, sir.Copy !req
1037. Nice family. Really.Copy !req
1038. Merry Christmas indeed.Copy !req
1039. Oh, Dad!Copy !req
1040. Kevin! You spent $967 on room service?Copy !req
1041. English USCopy !req