1. Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig it
dig it, oh-oh-oh, yeahCopy !req
2. Dig it, oh-oh-ohCopy !req
3. Dig it, oh-oh-ohCopy !req
4. Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig itCopy !req
5. Dig it, oh-oh-oh, yeahCopy !req
6. With broken hands and weathered soulsCopy !req
7. Emancipated from all you knowCopy !req
8. You got to go dig those holesCopy !req
9. You got to go dig those holesCopy !req
10. Dig it, oh-oh-oh, yeahCopy !req
11. You got to go dig those holesCopy !req
12. Dig it, oh-oh-ohCopy !req
13. Get that straight.
Get that straight.Copy !req
14. Let me tell you, boy,
we're burnin' up back here, man.Copy !req
15. This global warmin'.Copy !req
16. Hole in the ozone
is directly above my head.Copy !req
17. The hole's in your head.Copy !req
18. Barf Bag!Copy !req
19. - Man, what you doin'?
- Barf Bag!Copy !req
20. It ain't that bad! Come on, man!Copy !req
21. Come on, man!Copy !req
22. This ain't funny, Dog.
Get back, Barf Bag, for real!Copy !req
23. Come on!
What are you doin'?Copy !req
24. - Barf Bag, deal with it, baby!
- Barf Bag!Copy !req
25. All my life, I seemed to be
in the wrong place at the wrong time.Copy !req
26. My grandpa, Stanley Yelnats Il,Copy !req
27. says it's all because
of this 150-year-old curse.Copy !req
28. Now, I don't really believe
in the family curse,Copy !req
29. but when things go wrong,Copy !req
30. it kind of helps if you can
blame it on something.Copy !req
31. And for me, things went wrong a lot.Copy !req
32. Oh, jeez! Oh!Copy !req
33. Grandpa says our destiny is sealed.Copy !req
34. Could a pair of shoes falling from the sky
really be part of my destiny?Copy !req
35. Come here, boy!Copy !req
36. - Hold it right there!
- Hey, why you runnin'?Copy !req
37. - Did you steal those shoes?
- Officer, I didn't do anything.Copy !req
38. - What's your name, boy?
- St... I'm Stanley. Stanley Yelnats IV.Copy !req
39. You see, my father, Stanley Yelnats Ill,Copy !req
40. is an inventor,Copy !req
41. and for the last few years,
he's been trying to find a cure...Copy !req
42. for foot odor.Copy !req
43. I'm glad you're here.Copy !req
44. This whole floor smells like stinky feet.Copy !req
45. What did you do to my Stanley?Copy !req
46. Don't freak out. It's a bruise.Copy !req
47. Can I just say right off the bat,
this is a big mistake.Copy !req
48. Don't say nothing
until we talk to our lawyer!Copy !req
49. You're gonna be sorry
you ever messed with Stanley Yelnats!Copy !req
50. Let me see that.Copy !req
51. Just don't grab it out of their hands.Copy !req
52. - Why not?
- Because you're gonna make 'em angry.Copy !req
53. Would you like a piece of cake?Copy !req
54. Excuse me.Copy !req
55. How about some coffee?
A little cup of coffee?Copy !req
56. Now, that is a fine pair of shoes.Copy !req
57. Could I just smell your shoe?Copy !req
58. How about if you take your shoe off,
and I'll just...Copy !req
59. Check the bedroom.Copy !req
60. Just a minute!
Where you going?Copy !req
61. This warrant isn't warranted!Copy !req
62. This will never hold up in court!Copy !req
63. Uh-huh. Here it is.Copy !req
64. We got him.Copy !req
65. We share the room.
How do you know that's not mine?Copy !req
66. - Which bed is yours?
- You don't have to answer that.Copy !req
67. We have the right to remain silent.Copy !req
68. - Oh, wouldn't that be nice.
- I sleep here.Copy !req
69. It's all because of your
no-good, dirty-rotten,Copy !req
70. pig-stealing great-great-grandfather.Copy !req
71. There is no curse on this family.Copy !req
72. There is on the men in this family.Copy !req
73. "If only, if only,"
the woodpecker sighs,Copy !req
74. Please don't sing that song.Copy !req
75. "the bark on the tree
was as soft as the skies."Copy !req
76. Please don't sing that song,
not at my table!Copy !req
77. Ma, relax.
I don't believe in the curse, anyways.Copy !req
78. We're gonna need a damn good lawyer.Copy !req
79. We can't afford a lawyer, pop.Copy !req
80. We don't need a lawyer, Stanley.
We'll just tell the truth.Copy !req
81. Stanley Yelnats, please rise.Copy !req
82. Stanley Yelnats IV.Copy !req
83. Sit down!Copy !req
84. I could send you to jail,Copy !req
85. and I would not lose
one bit of sleep over it.Copy !req
86. But I don't know what good that would do.Copy !req
87. There is currently a vacancy
at Camp Green Lake.Copy !req
88. They help troubled youth build character.Copy !req
89. The choice is yours.Copy !req
90. Camp Green Lake... or jail.Copy !req
91. Uh, well,
I never have been to camp before.Copy !req
92. Eighteen months, Camp Green Lake, son.Copy !req
93. Well, the sun is shinin',
but it don't feel goodCopy !req
94. Don't smile down on this neighborhoodCopy !req
95. When I go walkin' through
this stinkin' townCopy !req
96. This is why I keep my eyes downCopy !req
97. You keep your eyes downCopy !req
98. The brotherhood of the misunderstoodCopy !req
99. Live and die here, in all likelihoodCopy !req
100. You're livin' in this town,
better pray for sundownCopy !req
101. Like all the men, you go downtownCopy !req
102. You keep your eyes downCopy !req
103. Hey, baby!Copy !req
104. You keep your eyes downCopy !req
105. You keep your eyes downCopy !req
106. You keep your eyes downCopy !req
107. Thanks for the ride.Copy !req
108. You keep your eyes downCopy !req
109. Yo, fresh meat!Copy !req
110. So, uh, where's the lake?Copy !req
111. Hey, what did I just tell you?
Don't be a wise guy.Copy !req
112. Follow me.Copy !req
113. Sit down.Copy !req
114. What's with the sunflower seeds, man?Copy !req
115. I give up smokin'.Copy !req
116. Stanley Yelnats...Copy !req
117. - ... The fourth?
- Yeah.Copy !req
118. Everyone in my family
names their son Stanley 'cause it's...Copy !req
119. Yelnats backwards.Copy !req
120. It's like this... it's a little...Copy !req
121. It's a...Copy !req
122. It's a tradition.Copy !req
123. My name is Mr. Sir.Copy !req
124. Whenever you speak to me,
you will call me by my name.Copy !req
125. Is that clear?Copy !req
126. Yes, Mr. Sir.Copy !req
127. Do you think that's funny?Copy !req
128. Huh?Copy !req
129. No, Mr. Sir.Copy !req
130. This isn't a girl scout camp.Copy !req
131. Understand?Copy !req
132. Here.Copy !req
133. Boy, you're a bag o' tricks.Copy !req
134. Thanks.Copy !req
135. You thirsty, Stanley?Copy !req
136. Yes, Mr. Sir.Copy !req
137. Well, you better get used to it.Copy !req
138. You're gonna be thirsty
for the next 18 months.Copy !req
139. Look around you, Yelnats.
What do you see?Copy !req
140. Any guard towers?Copy !req
141. How about an electric fence?Copy !req
142. Hmm?Copy !req
143. No, Mr. Sir.Copy !req
144. You want to run away?Copy !req
145. Go ahead, start running.
I won't stop you.Copy !req
146. I'm warnin' you!Copy !req
147. You heard the man, Spence.Copy !req
148. Oh, don't worry.Copy !req
149. This here's for yellow-spotted lizards.
I wouldn't waste a bullet on you.Copy !req
150. I'm not gonna run away, Mr. Sir.Copy !req
151. Good thinkin', Yelnats.Copy !req
152. Doesn't nobody run away from here.
You know why?Copy !req
153. We got the only water for 100 miles.Copy !req
154. Our own little oasis.Copy !req
155. You want to run away,
them buzzards will pick you cleanCopy !req
156. by the end of the third day.Copy !req
157. Hi, Mr. Sir.Copy !req
158. Undress.Copy !req
159. You get two sets of clothes.Copy !req
160. One for work, one for relaxation.Copy !req
161. After three days,
your work clothes will be washed,Copy !req
162. your second set
becomes your work clothes.Copy !req
163. - Is that clear?
- Yes, Mr. Sir.Copy !req
164. You are to dig one hole each day.Copy !req
165. 5-foot deep, 5-foot in diameter.Copy !req
166. Your shovel is your measuring stick.Copy !req
167. The longer it takes you to dig,Copy !req
168. the longer you'll be out in the hot sun.Copy !req
169. Sorry, Mr. Sir.Copy !req
170. You need to keep alert
for lizards and...Copy !req
171. rattlesnakes.Copy !req
172. Rattlesnakes?Copy !req
173. You don't bother them,
they won't bother you...Copy !req
174. Usually.Copy !req
175. Being bit by a rattler ain't
the worst thing that can happen to you.Copy !req
176. You won't die, usually.Copy !req
177. But you don't want to get bit
by a yellow-spotted lizard.Copy !req
178. That is the worst thing
that can happen to you.Copy !req
179. You will die
a slow and painful death...Copy !req
180. Always.Copy !req
181. Stanley Yelnats?Copy !req
182. - Yeah?
- I just want you to knowCopy !req
183. that you may have done
some bad things,Copy !req
184. but that does not make you a bad kid.Copy !req
185. I respect you, Stanley.Copy !req
186. Welcome to Camp Green Lake.Copy !req
187. I'm Dr. Pendanski, your counselor.Copy !req
188. Start that touchy-feely crap,
I'm outta here.Copy !req
189. Give him some towels, tokens. Set him up.Copy !req
190. You'll be in "D" tent.Copy !req
191. "D" stands for "diligence."
that's the mess hall.Copy !req
192. There's the rec room.
And there's the showers.Copy !req
193. There's only one knob 'cause there's
only one temperature - cold.Copy !req
194. And that's the Warden's cabin over there.Copy !req
195. That's the number-one rule
at Camp Green Lake -Copy !req
196. do not upset the Warden.Copy !req
197. - Yeah, he seemed kind of...
- Who?Copy !req
198. Oh, Mr. Sir?
Oh, he's not the Warden.Copy !req
199. He's just been in a bad mood
since he quit smokin'.Copy !req
200. Hey, Mom...Copy !req
201. Who's the Neanderthal?Copy !req
202. This is Stanley.Copy !req
203. So, what's happening with Barf Bag?Copy !req
204. Oh, Lewis won't be returning.Copy !req
205. He's still in the hospital.Copy !req
206. Stanley, meet Rex, Alan, and Theodore.Copy !req
207. Hi.Copy !req
208. Yo, my name is X-Ray.Copy !req
209. And that's Squid, that's Armpit.Copy !req
210. Him, he's Mom.Copy !req
211. They all have their little nicknames,Copy !req
212. but I prefer to use the names
their parents gave them,Copy !req
213. the names society will recognize them by.Copy !req
214. Theodore, why don't we
show Stanley his cot?Copy !req
215. Go ahead, 'pit.Copy !req
216. Welcome to your new home, Stanley.Copy !req
217. Barf Bag slept here.Copy !req
218. Keep your bed clean.Copy !req
219. Hey, I'm Magnet.Copy !req
220. That's Zigzag.Copy !req
221. Hi.Copy !req
222. What I told you
about leaving that thing right there, man?Copy !req
223. And this... is Zero.Copy !req
224. Say hello to Stanley, Zero.Copy !req
225. Do you want to know
why they call him Zero?Copy !req
226. 'Cause there's nothing goin' on
in his stupid little head.Copy !req
227. Did you tell him about the lizards?Copy !req
228. Ricky, let's not scare Stanley.Copy !req
229. His name's not Ricky.Copy !req
230. It's Zigzag, a'ight?Copy !req
231. Stanley, if you have any questions,
just ask Theodore.Copy !req
232. Theodore will be your mentor.Copy !req
233. - You got that, Theodore?
- Yeah, man. Whatever, dude.Copy !req
234. I'm depending on you.Copy !req
235. It should be no labor
to be nice to your neighbor.Copy !req
236. Hey, Theodore, is there a place
where I can fill my canteen up with water?Copy !req
237. - I know he smells that.
- Yo, my name is not Theodore.Copy !req
238. It's Armpit.Copy !req
239. There's a water spigot over there.Copy !req
240. Man, 'pit,
what you gotta be so mean for?Copy !req
241. Man, I ain't mean.
I'm his mentor.Copy !req
242. Ain't that what I'm supposed to do?Copy !req
243. Thanks, Armpit.Copy !req
244. Man, whatever.Copy !req
245. Today's menu - chili, string beans,Copy !req
246. refried beans,Copy !req
247. garbanzo beans,Copy !req
248. green beans,Copy !req
249. and banana jell-o.Copy !req
250. Hey, Stanley, come here, boy.Copy !req
251. This is where you sit. Sit down.Copy !req
252. Hey, yo, new kid. Hey, yo.Copy !req
253. See, you didn't dig today.Copy !req
254. So, uh, you wouldn't mind
giving up your breadCopy !req
255. to somebody who did, now, would you?Copy !req
256. No, you can have it.Copy !req
257. So, what'd they get you for?Copy !req
258. Stealing a pair of shoes.Copy !req
259. From the store, or were
they still on someone's feet?Copy !req
260. No, no, he just killed the dude first.Copy !req
261. You just left out
that little detail, right?Copy !req
262. They were Clyde Livingston's shoes.Copy !req
263. Sweetfeet? What?Copy !req
264. Man, you did not steal
no Clyde Livingston's Sweetfeet shoes.Copy !req
265. His world series cleats.Copy !req
266. Hold on, hold on. How did you get 'em?Copy !req
267. He's, like, the fastest guy
in the majors, right?Copy !req
268. The guy hit four triples in one game.Copy !req
269. Clyde Livingston donated his shoes to
this, uh, this... this homeless shelter.Copy !req
270. Did they have red X's on 'em?Copy !req
271. What?Copy !req
272. You got Zero to talk.Copy !req
273. Hey, yo, what else can you do, Zero?Copy !req
274. Yeah.Copy !req
275. Yeah, they did.Copy !req
276. Tell us a little something
of your background,Copy !req
277. Mr. Livingston.Copy !req
278. Besides the fact that it
was your donated shoes that were stolen.Copy !req
279. What other connection
might you have with this case?Copy !req
280. Well, I was an orphan.Copy !req
281. I grew up in that home.Copy !req
282. I don't understand what type of person
steals from homeless children.Copy !req
283. You're no fan of mine.Copy !req
284. It was all because of your
no-good, dirty-rotten,Copy !req
285. pig-stealing
great-great-grandfather.Copy !req
286. That's who sealed our destiny.Copy !req
287. Why do you think
none of his inventions work?Copy !req
288. Pa.Copy !req
289. I learn from failure.Copy !req
290. Doesn't matter how... how smart you are.Copy !req
291. You need luck. Something we ain't got.Copy !req
292. Yeah, what about your father,
the first Stanley Yelnats?Copy !req
293. He wasn't so unlucky.Copy !req
294. You told me he made a fortune
in the stock market.Copy !req
295. Some luck.Copy !req
296. Yeah, he lost everything.Copy !req
297. He was robbed by Kissin' Kate Barlow.Copy !req
298. Get on up outta there!Copy !req
299. Gimme your loot!Copy !req
300. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
301. She kiss him?Copy !req
302. Oh, no. She only kissed the men
she killed.Copy !req
303. What you got down there, huh?Copy !req
304. Pass it up! Come on!Copy !req
305. She left him stranded in the desert.Copy !req
306. Come on, boys! Let's ride!Copy !req
307. No water, no food, for 16 days.Copy !req
308. If she'd have kissed him,
she'd have killed him.Copy !req
309. You'd have never been born.Copy !req
310. Smiling faces! Smiling faces!Copy !req
311. The early mole digs the deepest hole.Copy !req
312. Shovels on the left,
tortillas on the right.Copy !req
313. Let's go!Copy !req
314. Okay, come and get it.Copy !req
315. Let's go!
Come on, Magnet! Open them peepers!Copy !req
316. Let's go! Let's go!Copy !req
317. Head's still on the pillow!Copy !req
318. This ain't no dreamland,
it's... it's reality.Copy !req
319. Let's go, hotshots!
Step up and get your...Copy !req
320. Hey, man, you picked up X-Ray's shovel.Copy !req
321. It's shorter than the rest of them.Copy !req
322. Smaller shovel, smaller hole.Copy !req
323. H-e-e-e-eyCopy !req
324. Oh, sinners, let's go downCopy !req
325. Let's go downCopy !req
326. Let's go downCopy !req
327. Oh, sinners, let's go downCopy !req
328. Down in the valley to prayCopy !req
329. Oh, sinnersCopy !req
330. — Let's go down - MR.
- This isn't a girl scout camp.Copy !req
331. Nobody's gonna babysit ya.Copy !req
332. Let's go downCopy !req
333. - Dig here.
- Oh, sinners, let's go downCopy !req
334. - Now, if you find anything interesting...
- Down in the valley to prayCopy !req
335. you are to report it to me
or Pendanski.Copy !req
336. If the Warden like what you find,Copy !req
337. you get the rest of the day off.Copy !req
338. H-e-e-e-eyCopy !req
339. What am I supposed to be
looking for, Mr. Sir?Copy !req
340. You're not looking for anything.Copy !req
341. You're building character.Copy !req
342. You take a bad boy,
make him dig holes all day in the hot sun,Copy !req
343. and it turns him into a good boy.Copy !req
344. That's our philosophy
here at Camp Green Lake.Copy !req
345. Start digging.Copy !req
346. Show me the wayCopy !req
347. Good lord, show me the wayCopy !req
348. One down, 10 million to go.Copy !req
349. Show me the wayCopy !req
350. Good lord, show me the wayCopy !req
351. Oh, sinners, let's go downCopy !req
352. Let's go downCopy !req
353. Let's go downCopy !req
354. Excuse me, can you throw that
in another pile or something,Copy !req
355. - 'cause it keeps getting in my hole.
- Shut up! Just shut up!Copy !req
356. Watch where you're moving your dirt!Copy !req
357. Watch where you're throwing
your dirt, Stanley.Copy !req
358. It was all because
of your no-good, dirty-rotten,Copy !req
359. pig-stealing great-great-grandfather,Copy !req
360. Elya Yelnats.Copy !req
361. It started in a little village in Latvia.Copy !req
362. He was shoveling in Morris Menke's barn,Copy !req
363. When Myra, his beautiful daughter,
walked by.Copy !req
364. And that was it.Copy !req
365. So, what does your
great-great-grandfather do?Copy !req
366. He goes to a fortune-teller,
Madame Zeroni, for advice.Copy !req
367. All you think about is Myra Menke.Copy !req
368. I know.Copy !req
369. That's when our troubles began.Copy !req
370. Listen to Madame Zeroni.Copy !req
371. You should go to America.Copy !req
372. That's where my son is.Copy !req
373. That's your future.Copy !req
374. Not Myra Menke.Copy !req
375. Her head's as empty as a flowerpot.Copy !req
376. Mr. Menke...Copy !req
377. I would like your permission
to marry your daughter.Copy !req
378. You too?Copy !req
379. Igor Barkov has offered
his fattest pig for her.Copy !req
380. What do you got?Copy !req
381. A heart full of love.Copy !req
382. He's just a boy!Copy !req
383. I'd rather have a fat pig.Copy !req
384. Morris Menke is a schmuck.Copy !req
385. Okay, here's what you do.Copy !req
386. Take the little one.Copy !req
387. But this solves nothing.Copy !req
388. So, it will grow.Copy !req
389. Every day, you carry the pig
up the mountain.Copy !req
390. Make it drink the water from the stream
while you sing...Copy !req
391. "If only, if only,"
the woodpecker sighs...Copy !req
392. Woodpecker sighs.Copy !req
393. "the bark on the tree
was as soft as the skies."Copy !req
394. While the wolf waits below,
hungry and lonelyCopy !req
395. He cries to the moon, "if only, if only."Copy !req
396. Every day, the pig will get fatter,Copy !req
397. and you will get stronger.Copy !req
398. Now, after you give the pig to Menke,Copy !req
399. you must carry Madame Zeroni up a mountainCopy !req
400. and sing while I drink
so I can get strong, too.Copy !req
401. But, if you forget to come back
for Madame Zeroni,Copy !req
402. you and your family
will be cursed for always and eternity.Copy !req
403. - Get your water, Dog. Get your water.
- Oh, my god.Copy !req
404. Here comes the water truck.Copy !req
405. - First hole's the hardest, right?
- Let's go!Copy !req
406. Hey, Mr. Sir.Copy !req
407. - What you doin', man?
- Get your place in line, Magnet!Copy !req
408. Keep your hands off of me, man!Copy !req
409. So, how'd it go your first day, Yelnats?
Got some blisters on ya?Copy !req
410. - Big, fat blisters.
- Yeah.Copy !req
411. Well, don't worry.Copy !req
412. Everything turns to callus eventually.Copy !req
413. That's life. Next.Copy !req
414. Myra!Copy !req
415. Who do you choose - Igor Barkov...Copy !req
416. or Elya Yelnats?Copy !req
417. You want me to decide?Copy !req
418. That's right, my blossom.Copy !req
419. Gee, I don't know.Copy !req
420. Which pig weighs more?Copy !req
421. They are the same.Copy !req
422. Oh, I know!Copy !req
423. I will think of a number between 1 and 10.Copy !req
424. Okay, I'm ready.Copy !req
425. Marry Igor.Copy !req
426. You can keep my pig as wedding present.Copy !req
427. Two pigs for one daughter!Copy !req
428. You done already?Copy !req
429. Don't you know, man?Copy !req
430. He's, like,
the fastest digger in the camp.Copy !req
431. He's a mole.
I think he eats the dirt.Copy !req
432. He's a weird dude.Copy !req
433. Moles don't eat dirt.Copy !req
434. - Worms eat dirt.
- Really?Copy !req
435. So that was it.Copy !req
436. He took Madame Zeroni's advice
and went to America, like her son,Copy !req
437. but the dummy forgot to go back
and carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain.Copy !req
438. If you forget to come back
for Madame Zeroni,Copy !req
439. you and your family will be cursed
for always and eternity.Copy !req
440. Somebody help me!Copy !req
441. Anybody up there?Copy !req
442. I'm done with my hole now!Copy !req
443. Oh, god.Copy !req
444. Oh, god.Copy !req
445. Don't move.Copy !req
446. Oh, f...Copy !req
447. Get your stuff.Copy !req
448. Get yourself a good sleep, son.Copy !req
449. - Yes, sir.
- Yeah.Copy !req
450. Oh, my god!Copy !req
451. What color was his blood?Copy !req
452. I don't... I don't know. I couldn't tell.Copy !req
453. I wish I'd have seen it.Copy !req
454. Bam!Copy !req
455. If Mr. Sir didn't shoot it...Copy !req
456. Stanley, you'd be in a hole.Copy !req
457. Did you know
that each one's got exactly 11 spots?Copy !req
458. Yeah, man, but if you ever get
close enough to count 'em...Copy !req
459. You're dead.Copy !req
460. Look, it's the lizards
we're working for, man.Copy !req
461. We build their houses for 'em.Copy !req
462. I mean, yesterday, I saw, like,
10 of them in one hole.Copy !req
463. Man, we ain't diggin'
for no lizards.Copy !req
464. What we diggin' for then, man?Copy !req
465. Like Mr. Sir said,
we're diggin' to build some character.Copy !req
466. - Come on! Wake up, buddy!
- Feelin' mighty fineCopy !req
467. Feelin' mighty fine this timeCopy !req
468. "Dear Mom...Copy !req
469. I'm having a wonderful time at camp.Copy !req
470. Yes, I amCopy !req
471. "The food's great.Copy !req
472. Not as good as yours,
of course, but I like it."Copy !req
473. Feelin' mighty fineCopy !req
474. Feelin' mighty fine this timeCopy !req
475. "We've been out on the lake all day."Copy !req
476. Where's a person go to
the bathroom around here?Copy !req
477. - Man, pick a hole, any hole.
- Feelin' mighty fineCopy !req
478. "Once I pass the swimming test,
I'll get to learn how to water ski.Copy !req
479. I've made lots of friends."Copy !req
480. Oh, you're goin' to hell for sure.Copy !req
481. Feelin' mighty fineCopy !req
482. - "And the water is cool and refreshing."
- Feelin' mighty fineCopy !req
483. This timeCopy !req
484. - "You'd like my counselor. He's a doctor."
- Yes, indeedCopy !req
485. Smells like puke from a muleCopy !req
486. been ruminating on asparagus
for two weeks.Copy !req
487. "And I'm really enjoying the wildlife."Copy !req
488. Don't believe a word they say about meCopy !req
489. Because I'm feelin' mighty fineCopy !req
490. Feelin' mighty fineCopy !req
491. - Rent time! Pay up!
- This timeCopy !req
492. "The other boys aren't bad kids.Copy !req
493. Like me, they were just in the wrong place
at the wrong time."Copy !req
494. Get on there, fool!Copy !req
495. "Well, that's it for now, ma.Copy !req
496. Say hi to dad and grandpa for me.Copy !req
497. Love, your son, Stanley."Copy !req
498. Who you writin' to?Copy !req
499. Aw, you miss your mommy and daddy?Copy !req
500. - I don't want them to worry.
- They don't care.Copy !req
501. - Give me the letter.
- Believe me.Copy !req
502. They're glad to be rid of you.Copy !req
503. Found something.Copy !req
504. - It's a fossil. You see that?
- Well, that's interesting.Copy !req
505. Do I get a day off?Copy !req
506. - What?
- That's what Mr. Sir said.Copy !req
507. He said that, uh, if I found
something interesting, I get the day off.Copy !req
508. Stanley, the Warden
isn't interested in fossils.Copy !req
509. Let me see that.Copy !req
510. - What is it?
- Man, see, look.Copy !req
511. Look at the little fishies!Copy !req
512. Aww!Copy !req
513. I mean, you know,
it look like those cave pictures, man.Copy !req
514. Ain't nothin', anyway.Copy !req
515. Fossil. I tell you what,
I think Stanley belongs in a cave, man.Copy !req
516. I told you he was a Neanderthal
the first time I saw him.Copy !req
517. Guess there really was
a lake out here once, right?Copy !req
518. There was a town, too.Copy !req
519. The Warden's grandfather owned the lakeCopy !req
520. and half the town.Copy !req
521. Whoo!Copy !req
522. - Tie her off, there, boys.
- All right, now.Copy !req
523. Get your sweet,
sweet magical ointments!Copy !req
524. Get your elixirs, health potions,
onion tonics.Copy !req
525. Onions, get your onions here, folks.Copy !req
526. God's own chosen vegetable.Copy !req
527. Nature's magic vegetables
right here, folks.Copy !req
528. Mr. Collingwood,
let me see that head of yours.Copy !req
529. - My head?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
530. Yeah, that's what I thought.Copy !req
531. I got exactly what you need.Copy !req
532. Just rub this on his head
every night, Mrs. Collingwood,Copy !req
533. and before you know it,
his hair's gonna beCopy !req
534. as long and as thick as Mary Lou's mane.Copy !req
535. Sam, thank you.Copy !req
536. The ancient Egyptians knew
the secrets of the onions.Copy !req
537. How its potent juices
can cure stomachaches and toothachesCopy !req
538. measles and mumps,
rheumatism, hemorrhoids.Copy !req
539. If you don't believe me,
just ask Mary Lou.Copy !req
540. All she eats is onions,
and she's almost 100 years old.Copy !req
541. - How would you know, Sam?
- You're not a day over 25.Copy !req
542. Nature's magic vegetable, Miss Katherine.Copy !req
543. I don't care how much gold
there is back there,Copy !req
544. I ain't goin' back
without some lizard juice.Copy !req
545. I see your friend back there
wasn't so smart.Copy !req
546. Too bad he didn't knowCopy !req
547. yellow-spotted lizards
don't like my onion juice.Copy !req
548. Get your sweet, sweet onions, folks.Copy !req
549. Health potions, lizard oils,Copy !req
550. onion tonics, cure-alls.Copy !req
551. And for you, Miss Katherine,Copy !req
552. I have this special bag of onions.Copy !req
553. Thank you.Copy !req
554. - And your peaches.
- Thank you.Copy !req
555. Sometimes I think Green Lake, Texas,
is heaven on earth.Copy !req
556. Those peaches are the work of an angel.Copy !req
557. I like peaches.Copy !req
558. Come on, boys.Copy !req
559. - Buy you a drink, Sheriff?
- Buy me two.Copy !req
560. That was some lame crap you pulled.Copy !req
561. What?Copy !req
562. Look, man, you ever find anything,Copy !req
563. give it to me, you understand?Copy !req
564. I've been here for over six months
and never found anything.Copy !req
565. No one has.Copy !req
566. Why should you get a day off
when you just got here?Copy !req
567. You know what I'm saying.
It's only fair.Copy !req
568. Right?Copy !req
569. - Right?
- Right.Copy !req
570. That's what I call
an informed decision, Dog.Copy !req
571. - What are you doing? No.
- I'm watching that.Copy !req
572. Not today you ain't.Copy !req
573. Look, you broke it!Copy !req
574. Right there!Copy !req
575. Watch it!Copy !req
576. You watch it, man.Copy !req
577. What you say to me?Copy !req
578. Sorry, man. I didn't mean...
I didn't mean to hit you.Copy !req
579. You're a dead man!Copy !req
580. Hey, hey.Copy !req
581. Hey, just chill, okay, man, all right?Copy !req
582. Look, we start a fight now,Copy !req
583. the Warden will come down
hard on all of us.Copy !req
584. Just keep that punk away from me!Copy !req
585. - Cool.
- Just chill.Copy !req
586. It's all right. It's all good.Copy !req
587. Just relax.Copy !req
588. Here's your tunes, man.Copy !req
589. Don't look at him. He's crazy.
You understand me?Copy !req
590. Hey, nobody messes
with the Caveman. Nobody.Copy !req
591. - Did you see the Caveman back there?
- No, I don't want to mess with anybody.Copy !req
592. Let's go eat.
Hey, you coming, Caveman?Copy !req
593. Come on, Caveman.Copy !req
594. Come on, Caveman.Copy !req
595. What?Copy !req
596. Caveman?Copy !req
597. So, I'm Caveman?Copy !req
598. It's better than Barf Bag.Copy !req
599. Line up, fishies.Copy !req
600. Get your lake water.Copy !req
601. You get it?Copy !req
602. Lake water. It's a joke.Copy !req
603. You're here now, Caveman, all right?Copy !req
604. - Let's go, fellas.
- Move up, fool.Copy !req
605. Hey, X, when you moving me up?Copy !req
606. Oh, man.Copy !req
607. Can I start now, your highness?Copy !req
608. Yes, Mr. Sir.Copy !req
609. What about you, Jose?
What do you like?Copy !req
610. I like animals.Copy !req
611. That's what got Magnet
sent here in the first place.Copy !req
612. Man, it's criminal the way
they keep them locked up in cages.Copy !req
613. No, Jose.
What you did was criminal.Copy !req
614. No, no. Tell 'em, Magnet.Copy !req
615. They wanted 1,000 bucks
for just one puppy.Copy !req
616. - What?
- Yeah.Copy !req
617. I would've made it out
if my pocket didn't start barking.Copy !req
618. You boys get one life,Copy !req
619. and so far, you've done a pretty good job
of screwing it up.Copy !req
620. So, you're Caveman now, big shot.Copy !req
621. Got a nickname.Copy !req
622. Well, let me tell you something, Caveman,Copy !req
623. You are here on account of one person.Copy !req
624. You know who that person is?Copy !req
625. Yeah.Copy !req
626. My no-good, dirty-rotten,
pig-stealing great-great-grandfather.Copy !req
627. That's who it is.Copy !req
628. No.Copy !req
629. You screwed your life up, Stanley Yelnats,Copy !req
630. and it's up to you to fix it.Copy !req
631. It's not gonna be easy,Copy !req
632. but you'd be surprised
what you can accomplishCopy !req
633. once you set your mind to it.Copy !req
634. Even Zero here isn't completely worthless.Copy !req
635. What about you, Zero?Copy !req
636. What do you like to do?Copy !req
637. You just won't talk with me, will you?Copy !req
638. Man, he only talks to Caveman, you know?Copy !req
639. You think you're better than all this?Copy !req
640. I like diggin' holes.Copy !req
641. Then you're in the right place
for it, buddy boy.Copy !req
642. "My dearest Stanley,Copy !req
643. your letters make me feel
like one of the other momsCopy !req
644. who can afford to send
their kids to summer camp."Copy !req
645. Do not touch my shoes!Copy !req
646. "Your father thinks he's real close
to a breakthrough.Copy !req
647. I do hope so, Stanley,
'cause the landlordCopy !req
648. is threatenin' to evict us
because of the odor."Copy !req
649. Sir, you are an insult
to the chemistry of smell!Copy !req
650. - Eight months!
- You know what I'm gonna do with this?Copy !req
651. I am going to boil it with cross-trainers!Copy !req
652. Don't do that!Copy !req
653. Aah! Aah!
Oh, yeah, "Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!"Copy !req
654. "I feel so sorry for the old lady
who lived in the shoeCopy !req
655. 'cause it must have smelled real bad."Copy !req
656. She's crazy.Copy !req
657. What are you laughing at?Copy !req
658. Uh, just something my mom wrote.Copy !req
659. She, uh
She said...Copy !req
660. "I feel sorry for the little old lady
who lived in the shoeCopy !req
661. 'cause it must have smelled really bad."Copy !req
662. You know, like the nursery rhyme.Copy !req
663. I... I feel really awkwardCopy !req
664. with you reading over
my shoulder like that, so...Copy !req
665. I can't read.Copy !req
666. Can you teach me?Copy !req
667. Um...Copy !req
668. You know, I'm... I'm not really a...Copy !req
669. a good teacher,Copy !req
670. and, uh, I get tired from digging all day,Copy !req
671. so, I just wanna come back
and chill, you know?Copy !req
672. Just relax.Copy !req
673. See you in there?Copy !req
674. Look at this guy.Copy !req
675. Whoo!Copy !req
676. Armpit, put it down! Put it down!Copy !req
677. Armpit!Copy !req
678. Hey, look, a cloud.Copy !req
679. Right there.Copy !req
680. Maybe it'll move in front of the sun.Copy !req
681. Come on, little cloud.Copy !req
682. You can do it.Copy !req
683. Please, that's all I'm asking
for is just a little shade.Copy !req
684. Warden owns the shade, man.Copy !req
685. Maybe we'll get lucky.Copy !req
686. Maybe we'll get some clouds.Copy !req
687. It will rain for 40 days and 40 nights.Copy !req
688. Yeah, and we'll have to build an ark
and get two of each animal.Copy !req
689. Yeah, two scorpions, two rattlesnakes,Copy !req
690. two yellow spider lizards. All of that.Copy !req
691. Hey.Copy !req
692. What do you got there, Caveman?Copy !req
693. What?Copy !req
694. What do you got there?Copy !req
695. I don't know.Copy !req
696. Hey, X...Copy !req
697. I think I might have found something.Copy !req
698. Let me see that.Copy !req
699. What do you think?Copy !req
700. Looks like an old shotgun
shell or something, man.Copy !req
701. No, man, it's too skinny
to be a shotgun shell.Copy !req
702. - No. No, it's not a shotgun shell.
- Yeah. No, it's not a shotgun shell.Copy !req
703. Look at this. You see that little heart?Copy !req
704. You see that?
With the letters in it right there?Copy !req
705. - Yeah. "K.B." that's what it is.
- Let me see.Copy !req
706. - Let me see it.
- K.B.?Copy !req
707. - Yeah. Yeah.
- That's Keith Berenger.Copy !req
708. Man, who is that?Copy !req
709. He was in my math class.Copy !req
710. - Stupid.
- Good thinking, Zigzag.Copy !req
711. Yeah, it must belong to him, huh?Copy !req
712. Yeah, it must belong to him.Copy !req
713. Well, I'm gonna go show it to Mom.Copy !req
714. - Maybe I'll get the rest of the day off.
- Rest of the day off?Copy !req
715. No. No. Your hole's already dug.Copy !req
716. I'm not even close.
I'm gonna be out here all day.Copy !req
717. Yeah? So?Copy !req
718. So, uh... Why don't you, uh,Copy !req
719. Why don't you just turn it in tomorrow?
You know, give it to Mom in the morning?Copy !req
720. Then you get the whole day off.Copy !req
721. That's good thinking, Caveman.Copy !req
722. I like it.Copy !req
723. Pretty smart, Caveman.
Pretty smart.Copy !req
724. No matter how you're sad and blueCopy !req
725. There's always someone who
has it worse than youCopy !req
726. Sometimes you gotta pay your duesCopy !req
727. So, don't worry, just push on throughCopy !req
728. Keep'n it realCopy !req
729. Gotta pick up all my peoples
who be working on the futureCopy !req
730. Though they know they gotta struggleCopy !req
731. - Keep'n it real
- To all my Homies working on the 9 to 5Copy !req
732. And doing right to keep themselves...Copy !req
733. - There you are, X.
- Keep'n it realCopy !req
734. Although sometimes I know
it seems impossibleCopy !req
735. Good morning, Theodore.Copy !req
736. Man, it's Armpit.Copy !req
737. Yo, I don't know no fool named
Theodore, all right?Copy !req
738. - Well, I don't know no fool named Armpit.
- Whatever.Copy !req
739. There's your water, whoever you are.Copy !req
740. Hey, Mom!Copy !req
741. I think I found something.Copy !req
742. Come here for a second.
I think I found something.Copy !req
743. Looks like a... Gold...
golden bullet or something, Doesn't it?Copy !req
744. It's nice, right?Copy !req
745. So, I get the day off now, right?Copy !req
746. You just might.
We're gonna call the Warden.Copy !req
747. Hey, Lou.Copy !req
748. You better get down here.Copy !req
749. I think we got something.Copy !req
750. We got something nice.Copy !req
751. Got something nice.Copy !req
752. We got something nice.Copy !req
753. SometimeCopy !req
754. Get a hump in my back, sometimeCopy !req
755. I'm going over here, sometimesCopy !req
756. When my honey comes back, sometimesCopy !req
757. I'm gonna rap thatjack, sometimesCopy !req
758. Get a hump in my back, sometimesCopy !req
759. I'm going over here, sometimesCopy !req
760. When my honey comes back, sometimesCopy !req
761. I'm gonna rap thatjack, sometimesCopy !req
762. Get a hump in my back, sometimesCopy !req
763. I'm going over here, sometimesCopy !req
764. When my honey comes back, sometimesCopy !req
765. - Whew. Oh, man.
- I'm gonna rap that jack, sometimesCopy !req
766. Get a hump in my back, sometimesCopy !req
767. I'm going over here, sometimesCopy !req
768. Right over there.Copy !req
769. When my honey comes back, sometimesCopy !req
770. I'm gonna rap thatjack, sometimesCopy !req
771. Get a hump in my back, sometimesCopy !req
772. I'm going over here, sometimesCopy !req
773. When my honey comes back, sometimesCopy !req
774. I'm gonna rap thatjack, sometimesCopy !req
775. Get a hump in my backCopy !req
776. This where you found it?Copy !req
777. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
778. Dr. Pendanski, drive X-Ray back to camp.Copy !req
779. Give him double shower tokens
and a snack.Copy !req
780. But first, fill everyone's canteen.Copy !req
781. I already filled them.Copy !req
782. Excuse me?Copy !req
783. I had already filled them
when you drove up in the car.Copy !req
784. Excuse me?Copy !req
785. Did I ask you when you last filled them?Copy !req
786. - No. You didn't, but...
- Excuse me.Copy !req
787. Now, these fine boys
have been working hard.Copy !req
788. Don't you think it just might be possible
they have taken a drinkCopy !req
789. since you filled their canteens?Copy !req
790. It's possible.Copy !req
791. Oh, it's possible, is it?Copy !req
792. Caveman!Copy !req
793. You come over here, please.Copy !req
794. - Get over there.
- That's right.Copy !req
795. Go on. Come on over.
Come on over.Copy !req
796. Now, did you
by any chance take a drinkCopy !req
797. since he filled your canteen?Copy !req
798. Oh, no. I... I'm fine. I have plenty.Copy !req
799. Excuse me?Copy !req
800. I... I might have, uh, uh, drinken some.Copy !req
801. Thank you.Copy !req
802. May I have your canteen, please?Copy !req
803. Oh, god.Copy !req
804. Can you hear the empty spaces?Copy !req
805. Yes, I can hear.Copy !req
806. Fill it.Copy !req
807. If that's too much trouble,Copy !req
808. you can grab a shovel,
and Caveman here can fill the canteens.Copy !req
809. Armpit! Squid!Copy !req
810. Get them wheelbarrows out of the truck!Copy !req
811. Zero, you take over X-Ray's hole.Copy !req
812. Caveman will assist you.Copy !req
813. We're gonna dig this dirt twice.Copy !req
814. Y'all be good now, you hear?Copy !req
815. Get "C" and "F" over here.Copy !req
816. Get "C" and "F" over here!Copy !req
817. I'm gonna be a wheel somedayCopy !req
818. I'm gonna be somebodyCopy !req
819. Come on, boys, let's see it.Copy !req
820. - Use those muscles.
- I'm gonna be a real gone catCopy !req
821. - Keep it up.
- Then I won't want youCopy !req
822. This is a special day.
I got a good feeling about today.Copy !req
823. There you go. I'm feeling some
double shower tokens, boys.Copy !req
824. There'll be steaks
for dinner tonight.Copy !req
825. - Keep it up.
- Then I won't want youCopy !req
826. You're doing fine!Copy !req
827. - No hurry.
- You can cryCopy !req
828. We don't want to miss anything.Copy !req
829. While you were high high highCopy !req
830. - We don't want to miss nothing.
- If you were wondering whyCopy !req
831. I don't look at youCopy !req
832. When I go rolling byCopy !req
833. Pick every rock now.Copy !req
834. Make sure it's a real rock.Copy !req
835. - Caveman! Let's go!
- Then I won't want youCopy !req
836. - Hey, how'd she know my name, man?
- Oh, she's got the whole place wired.Copy !req
837. Oh, yeah, she's got these little, tiny
microphones and camerasCopy !req
838. all over the place.Copy !req
839. Yeah, she's got 'em in the rec room.Copy !req
840. She's got 'em in the tent.Copy !req
841. - She's got 'em in the showers.
- They're not in the showers.Copy !req
842. Man, don't listen to him. I read his file.Copy !req
843. It says he suffers from, um,
acute paranoia.Copy !req
844. Hey, so that means
she watches me every day, huh?Copy !req
845. Man, he says she got
cameras and microphones,Copy !req
846. not microscopes.Copy !req
847. Get outta here, man.Copy !req
848. Okay, children, come back
first thing in the morning.Copy !req
849. Okay? Rain or shine,
we're gonna have school.Copy !req
850. Put your cap on.Copy !req
851. Oh, here, take that, Louise.Copy !req
852. Bye, Miss Katherine.Copy !req
853. See you tomorrow!Copy !req
854. Hello, Miss Katherine.Copy !req
855. Hello, Sam.Copy !req
856. I thought you might
still want some onions.Copy !req
857. Thank you.Copy !req
858. I can fix that.Copy !req
859. Sam, are you gonna try to tell me nowCopy !req
860. that your onions are a cure
for a leaky roof?Copy !req
861. Naw.Copy !req
862. I'm just good with my hands.Copy !req
863. I built my own boat, you know.Copy !req
864. I needed to get across
the lake to my onion field.Copy !req
865. Well, then, I guess you'd be
in real trouble if your boat leaked.Copy !req
866. I tell you what,Copy !req
867. I'll fix that roofCopy !req
868. in exchange for three jars
of your spiced peaches.Copy !req
869. It's a deal.Copy !req
870. Well, Miss Katherine,Copy !req
871. I guarantee that roof for five years.Copy !req
872. If there's anything else...Copy !req
873. The windows won't open.Copy !req
874. And the children and I would
enjoy a breeze now and then.Copy !req
875. I can fix that.Copy !req
876. "And this maiden,
she lived with no other thoughtCopy !req
877. than to love and be loved by me.Copy !req
878. She was a child, and I was a childCopy !req
879. in this kingdom by the sea.Copy !req
880. But we loved with..."Copy !req
881. "With a love that was more than love,Copy !req
882. I and my Annabel Lee."Copy !req
883. Sam.Copy !req
884. You know, that door
doesn't hang straight.Copy !req
885. I can fix that.Copy !req
886. "The duck swims on the lake."Copy !req
887. - Very good, Mr. Penn.
- Thank you, ma'am.Copy !req
888. The d-duck may swim on the lake,Copy !req
889. but my daddy owns the lake.Copy !req
890. Tsk.Copy !req
891. That will be all for tonight.Copy !req
892. Thank you, class. You're dismissed.Copy !req
893. Come on, boys.Copy !req
894. Whew.Copy !req
895. Hey, Katherine...Copy !req
896. How about me and you,
uh, having a little picnic?Copy !req
897. Take a ride on my motorboat.Copy !req
898. No, thank you, Mr. Walker.Copy !req
899. It's brand-new.Copy !req
900. I mean, you don't even have to row it.Copy !req
901. No, thank you.Copy !req
902. Uh, come on now, girl.Copy !req
903. Hey.Copy !req
904. No one ever says no to Trout Walker.Copy !req
905. I believe I just did.Copy !req
906. Come on, boys.Copy !req
907. We're digging around, all around.Copy !req
908. Then we're digging toward the center, see?Copy !req
909. Got something to do with it, huh?Copy !req
910. Today's the day.Copy !req
911. I can feel it.Copy !req
912. You know,
the ancient Mesopotamians,Copy !req
913. they didn't have shovels.Copy !req
914. Glad to have you back, X-Ray.
We can use your sharp eyes.Copy !req
915. Hello, Warden.Copy !req
916. Ma'am, I think I found something.Copy !req
917. Are you trying to be funny?
Or do you just think I'm stupid?Copy !req
918. No, ma'am, I... I wasn't
trying to be funny.Copy !req
919. Excuse me?Copy !req
920. Well, Armpit, your little joke
just cost you a week of shower privileges.Copy !req
921. Aww.Copy !req
922. All right. Everyone back to work.Copy !req
923. - Man, you sleeping outside.
- You heard her, back to work.Copy !req
924. Aside from that,
everything's going real well.Copy !req
925. I don't think so. I want results.Copy !req
926. Sam, this is the finest schoolhouse
in all of Texas.Copy !req
927. Thank you.Copy !req
928. Thank you, Miss Katherine.Copy !req
929. Hello, my friend,
it's been a whileCopy !req
930. It's nice to see your beautiful smileCopy !req
931. We went our separate waysCopy !req
932. Only to returnCopy !req
933. To face a lessonCopy !req
934. We failed to learnCopy !req
935. We didn't understand the truthCopy !req
936. We're blinded by the eyes of youthCopy !req
937. - Time kept on moving
- I can fix that.Copy !req
938. And the change has comeCopy !req
939. The change has comeCopy !req
940. You think that I don't knowCopy !req
941. Where you're coming fromCopy !req
942. Well, I feel just like youCopy !req
943. And I cry just like youCopy !req
944. I cryCopy !req
945. But I healCopy !req
946. HealCopy !req
947. Just like youCopy !req
948. Come on. Ha!Copy !req
949. Under my skinCopy !req
950. Under my skinCopy !req
951. I'm just like youCopy !req
952. Four days.Copy !req
953. Four long days.Copy !req
954. And this is all you jackasses got
to show for it.Copy !req
955. Probably ain't nothing down there.
We would have found it by now.Copy !req
956. I wouldn't tell the queen bee that.Copy !req
957. I ain't on stupid pills.Copy !req
958. What are you jawing about?Copy !req
959. If you can't get 'em to dig any faster,Copy !req
960. you can grab a shovel and join 'em.Copy !req
961. How about that? Huh?Copy !req
962. Get to work!Copy !req
963. This ain't no kindergartners
in the sandbox.Copy !req
964. I want to see some effort hereCopy !req
965. Or I'll put a hurt on you.Copy !req
966. I ain't just whistling
"Bye-bye, sue" neither.Copy !req
967. I am surrounded by cow turds.Copy !req
968. Stop it! Stop it!Copy !req
969. Yeah!Copy !req
970. Lady, where you going?Copy !req
971. Stop it!Copy !req
972. Do something!Copy !req
973. Yeah, girl!Copy !req
974. How do you like me now?Copy !req
975. Sheriff!Copy !req
976. Sheriff! Come quick!Copy !req
977. They're destroying the school!Copy !req
978. Give me a kiss.Copy !req
979. You kissed the onion picker.Copy !req
980. You're drunk.Copy !req
981. I always get drunk before a hanging.Copy !req
982. If you hang him,Copy !req
983. then you better hang me, too,Copy !req
984. because I kissed him back.Copy !req
985. It ain't against the law
for you to kiss him,Copy !req
986. just for him to kiss you.Copy !req
987. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
988. There she is!Copy !req
989. Come on now!Copy !req
990. Sam!Copy !req
991. Sam!Copy !req
992. Sam!Copy !req
993. Sam!Copy !req
994. Listen up.Copy !req
995. After the behavior exhibited
these past several days,Copy !req
996. the Warden and I have decidedCopy !req
997. that your character-building
be best servedCopy !req
998. by returning to the digging
of individual holes.Copy !req
999. Over to you.Copy !req
1000. All right!Copy !req
1001. Let's go dig, boys!Copy !req
1002. Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!Copy !req
1003. Good morning, Sheriff.Copy !req
1004. Do you still want that kiss?Copy !req
1005. Water's the most
precious commodityCopy !req
1006. on the face of the planet.Copy !req
1007. All life begins with water.Copy !req
1008. So, think of it this way...Copy !req
1009. I'm giving you life.Copy !req
1010. Say "thank you."Copy !req
1011. Thank you, Mr. Sir.Copy !req
1012. Next!Copy !req
1013. Don't get your hopes up.Copy !req
1014. Them storms never make it
past the mountains.Copy !req
1015. Maybe this time they will.Copy !req
1016. I got a story for you girl scouts.Copy !req
1017. Once upon a time,Copy !req
1018. there was a magical place
where it never rained.Copy !req
1019. The end.Copy !req
1020. I don't get it.Copy !req
1021. Have a nice day.Copy !req
1022. I never get anything he says.Copy !req
1023. Guys. Hey, guys.Copy !req
1024. What?Copy !req
1025. Anybody want some sunflower seeds?Copy !req
1026. Whoo!Copy !req
1027. I can't help it, man.
My hands are like magnets.Copy !req
1028. Good old Magnet.Copy !req
1029. Sticky fingers.Copy !req
1030. Pass it over here, man.Copy !req
1031. Yeah, I'll take some of those. Whoo!Copy !req
1032. Hey, Zig, come on, man. Hurry up.Copy !req
1033. Mr. Sir's coming back.Copy !req
1034. Hey, he's coming back!
He's coming back!Copy !req
1035. Catch it.Copy !req
1036. Oh, Stanley, you butterfingers!Copy !req
1037. He's coming back.Copy !req
1038. You better hide it.Copy !req
1039. Hide it.Copy !req
1040. Come on, man.Copy !req
1041. Well, well.Copy !req
1042. How did this get here?Copy !req
1043. What?Copy !req
1044. How did that get there?Copy !req
1045. Did it fall from the sky, huh?Copy !req
1046. No.Copy !req
1047. I stole that out of your truck.Copy !req
1048. I think maybe the Warden
would like to see what you found.Copy !req
1049. Let's go.Copy !req
1050. Y'all having a nice day?Copy !req
1051. - Yes, Mr. Sir.
- Good.Copy !req
1052. Hey, what are you doing, Dog?Copy !req
1053. - Caveman...
- See what turns up.Copy !req
1054. What?Copy !req
1055. We found a little something
in Caveman's hole.Copy !req
1056. What is it? What'd you find?Copy !req
1057. Come in. Come in.Copy !req
1058. You're letting the cold out.Copy !req
1059. Tell her.Copy !req
1060. While Mr. Sir was filling our canteens...Copy !req
1061. I snuck into his truckCopy !req
1062. and, uh, stole his sunflower seeds.Copy !req
1063. Yeah.Copy !req
1064. That's it.Copy !req
1065. Caveman, would you,
uh, kindly bring me that little brass caseCopy !req
1066. in the bureau over there
with my nail polish in it?Copy !req
1067. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
1068. Them little diddles think I
don't have eyes in the back of my head.Copy !req
1069. But I don't miss much,Copy !req
1070. as you well know.Copy !req
1071. You know, my philosophy is...Copy !req
1072. See, I keep 'em in line,
punishment and reward.Copy !req
1073. Punishment... Reward.Copy !req
1074. Every time they see me coming,Copy !req
1075. a little shiver goes up their spine.Copy !req
1076. "D" tent, snaky little bunch, you know.Copy !req
1077. They think they're a step ahead of me,
but I'm miles ahead of them.Copy !req
1078. I come back at night. I look around.Copy !req
1079. I see in their eyes. They know I know.Copy !req
1080. Come right over here, son.Copy !req
1081. - Here you go.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1082. See this, Caveman?Copy !req
1083. This is my special nail polish.Copy !req
1084. I make it myself.Copy !req
1085. You want to know my secret ingredient?Copy !req
1086. Rattlesnake venom.Copy !req
1087. I just love what it does to the coloring.Copy !req
1088. It's perfectly harmless.Copy !req
1089. When it's dry.Copy !req
1090. So, you think he stole
your sunflower seeds.Copy !req
1091. No, I don't.Copy !req
1092. I think he's covering
for X-Ray or somebody.Copy !req
1093. It was a 5-pound sack,
and he claims to have eaten it all.Copy !req
1094. But... but it
was only half full when I got it.Copy !req
1095. And, uh, there's a lot in my hole.
You could check that.Copy !req
1096. I will. I will check it.Copy !req
1097. Ah!Copy !req
1098. Ah! Ah! Ah!Copy !req
1099. All I give you is respect and affection.Copy !req
1100. I suggest you go back to your hole now.Copy !req
1101. Uh! Uh!Copy !req
1102. Ohh! Why'd you do that? Ooh!Copy !req
1103. I liked you better when you smoked.Copy !req
1104. Aah.Copy !req
1105. Hey, look who showed up.Copy !req
1106. All right, man, we thought
you were dead for sure.Copy !req
1107. Hey, Caveman, what'd you say?Copy !req
1108. Nothing.Copy !req
1109. What'd she do to you?Copy !req
1110. Nothing.Copy !req
1111. Pbbtt. Nothing?Copy !req
1112. Yeah. She didn't do nothing.Copy !req
1113. What is this?Copy !req
1114. Thank you, guys.Copy !req
1115. Man.Copy !req
1116. - Don't look at us.
- Yeah, it was Zero.Copy !req
1117. That boy likes to dig holes.Copy !req
1118. - He'd dig a hole to China, man.
- Yeah, man.Copy !req
1119. But where do them Chinese kids dig to?Copy !req
1120. Man, shut up.Copy !req
1121. Hey, Zero.Copy !req
1122. Why'd you dig my hole, man?Copy !req
1123. You didn't steal the sunflower seeds.Copy !req
1124. Yeah, but neither did you.Copy !req
1125. You didn't steal the shoes.Copy !req
1126. You still want to learn to read?Copy !req
1127. All right, man.Copy !req
1128. I don't like no hocus-pocus.
$14 for onions.Copy !req
1129. We don't need no stinking onions.Copy !req
1130. - You told me to get onions, I get onions.
- I want to taste it.Copy !req
1131. - Go ahead and taste it. I don't care.
- I'll taste it then.Copy !req
1132. Go ahead.
I'm tasting it.Copy !req
1133. Whoa. What happened to your face?Copy !req
1134. Something the matter with my face?
Huh?Copy !req
1135. No. No, Mr. Sir.Copy !req
1136. You got that right.Copy !req
1137. Anybody see anything wrong
with my face?Copy !req
1138. Huh?Copy !req
1139. I think I'm kind of Purty, don't you?Copy !req
1140. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1141. Clean this up.Copy !req
1142. I think we just learned a valuable lesson.Copy !req
1143. We're all people, and Mr. Sir
is a very sensitive man,Copy !req
1144. just like all of us.Copy !req
1145. Leader, he's a mighty good leaderCopy !req
1146. He's a mighty good leaderCopy !req
1147. Next.Copy !req
1148. All the wayCopy !req
1149. All the way, lordCopy !req
1150. From up to heavenCopy !req
1151. You thirsty, Yelnats?Copy !req
1152. - Yes, Mr. Sir.
- He's a mighty good leaderCopy !req
1153. There. That should hold you.Copy !req
1154. Next!Copy !req
1155. Magnet, wipe that
smile off your face.Copy !req
1156. Yes, you.Copy !req
1157. You want some water?Copy !req
1158. Remember that gold tube?Copy !req
1159. Yeah.Copy !req
1160. I think that that tube...Copy !req
1161. was a tube of lipstick, you know?Copy !req
1162. And the "K.B." stands for Kate Barlow.Copy !req
1163. Kissin' Kate Barlow?Copy !req
1164. Kissin' Kate Barlow.Copy !req
1165. I've done a lot of things
that I'm not so proud ofCopy !req
1166. Took a lot of turnsCopy !req
1167. That turned out wrongCopy !req
1168. That's a worn-out songCopy !req
1169. Day by day, moment by momentCopy !req
1170. Takin' my chancesCopy !req
1171. Trustin' my heartCopy !req
1172. It wasn't too smartCopy !req
1173. I will survive, I will endureCopy !req
1174. When the going's rough, you can be sureCopy !req
1175. I'll tough it out, I won't give inCopy !req
1176. If I'm knocked down, I'll get up againCopy !req
1177. As long as my dream's aliveCopy !req
1178. I will surviveCopy !req
1179. I will surviveCopy !req
1180. All right. Come on now.Copy !req
1181. "z"... "e"...Copy !req
1182. Okay.Copy !req
1183. "r"...Copy !req
1184. "o."Copy !req
1185. That's it.Copy !req
1186. I can help you dig your hole
so you won't be so tired to teach me.Copy !req
1187. No, I'm fine.Copy !req
1188. Look, you're a slow digger.Copy !req
1189. Oh ho ho.
You're trying to bag on me.Copy !req
1190. Yeah, I'm trying to bag on you.
All right.Copy !req
1191. This way, we'll be done at the same time.Copy !req
1192. - Well, it couldn't hurt.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1193. Go ahead.Copy !req
1194. "z"...Copy !req
1195. "z"...Copy !req
1196. "e"...Copy !req
1197. No.Copy !req
1198. This has to go out like this.
That's an "r."Copy !req
1199. - Okay.
- Okay?Copy !req
1200. his one's easy. "o."Copy !req
1201. That's it.Copy !req
1202. You know, Zero's not my real name.Copy !req
1203. It's not?Copy !req
1204. But even Pendanski calls you "Zero."Copy !req
1205. My name's Hector, Hector Zeroni.Copy !req
1206. Hector Zeroni.Copy !req
1207. Nice to meet you, Hector.Copy !req
1208. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
1209. 26 letters. So, we can do
five letters a day for four days,Copy !req
1210. and then six letters on the fifth day.Copy !req
1211. That's good math.Copy !req
1212. I'm not stupid.
I know everyone thinks I am.Copy !req
1213. I just don't like answering
stupid questions.Copy !req
1214. Right.Copy !req
1215. Yo, Caveman, it must be kind of easyCopy !req
1216. working with your own personal
slave and all, huh?Copy !req
1217. What's up, stupid?Copy !req
1218. Come on, Squid.Copy !req
1219. Whatever, man.Copy !req
1220. "m"...Copy !req
1221. "o"...Copy !req
1222. "m."Copy !req
1223. We weren't always homeless.Copy !req
1224. I remember we used to live
in a lot of different places.Copy !req
1225. And then...Copy !req
1226. We didn't live anywhere.Copy !req
1227. It must have been hard.Copy !req
1228. Yeah.Copy !req
1229. My ma had problems,Copy !req
1230. but she would try so hard to
make a better life for us.Copy !req
1231. Yeah.Copy !req
1232. She always used to say,
"I love you more than air."Copy !req
1233. She couldn't take me everywhere she went.Copy !req
1234. I used to have to wait like
on a porch or a playground.Copy !req
1235. Then one day, she didn't come back.Copy !req
1236. What happened to her?Copy !req
1237. I don't know.Copy !req
1238. That's what bothers me the most.Copy !req
1239. If I could,Copy !req
1240. I would hire a whole team
of private investigatorsCopy !req
1241. just to find her...Copy !req
1242. or to find out what happened to her.Copy !req
1243. I used to wait at Laney Park.Copy !req
1244. Laney Park?Copy !req
1245. Yeah.Copy !req
1246. I used to go to Laney park all the time.Copy !req
1247. - Oh, really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1248. I used to sleep in the tunnel
next to the swinging bridge.Copy !req
1249. But no biggie.Copy !req
1250. Let's go, boys! Lunch!Copy !req
1251. Where's your whip, Caveman?Copy !req
1252. You don't want your slave
to be slacking off.Copy !req
1253. It's not slavery.
It's an agreement.Copy !req
1254. Yeah, man, whatever.Copy !req
1255. Line 'em up. I don't have all
day. Let's go. Let's go.Copy !req
1256. We have bologna and cheese,
apples, and graham crackers.Copy !req
1257. All right, let's move it along.Copy !req
1258. - Get your sandwich.
- Hello, Theodore.Copy !req
1259. That's not my name, fool. It's Armpit.Copy !req
1260. Uh-huh. Alan, a good day to you.Copy !req
1261. Good afternoon.Copy !req
1262. - Ricky...
- Sir.Copy !req
1263. Sandwiches?Copy !req
1264. You can have one sandwich.Copy !req
1265. This is America.
We speak English here.Copy !req
1266. Hey, man, I got some
extra graham crackers.Copy !req
1267. Hey, how about I give you my cookie
and you let me dig your hole?Copy !req
1268. Go on. Take it.Copy !req
1269. Look, I get it, all right?
I'll dig my own hole from now on.Copy !req
1270. Just let me eat my lunch.Copy !req
1271. He isn't gonna take it.
Come here.Copy !req
1272. Eat the cookie.Copy !req
1273. Whoa.Copy !req
1274. Back off, man.Copy !req
1275. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What's going on here?Copy !req
1276. Nothing, Mom.
We was just fooling, right?Copy !req
1277. I saw what was going on.
Go on, Stanley.Copy !req
1278. Teach him a lesson.
Hit him back.Copy !req
1279. - Yeah, teach me a lesson.
- Yeah, Stanley, teach him a lesson.Copy !req
1280. - Come on. Hit me.
- Hit him.Copy !req
1281. - Come on. Teach me a lesson.
- Hit him, Stanley.Copy !req
1282. Get him!Copy !req
1283. All right, all right.Copy !req
1284. Ugh!Copy !req
1285. Go get him.Copy !req
1286. Awww.Copy !req
1287. That's enough!Copy !req
1288. I said, "That's enough!"Copy !req
1289. That's enough!Copy !req
1290. Stop. Hey, stop, Zero. Hey, stop.Copy !req
1291. Come on, man.Copy !req
1292. Now, I said, "that's enough!"Copy !req
1293. When I say to end something,
I mean end it.Copy !req
1294. - Come on. Let's go.
- Get back to your holes!Copy !req
1295. - You all right?
- Zero's crazy.Copy !req
1296. No, no, no. Leave me alone.Copy !req
1297. Basically, Zero almost killed Ricky.Copy !req
1298. Basically?Copy !req
1299. Uh, uh, Ziggy was beating up
the Caveman, right?Copy !req
1300. And then Zero started choking Zigzag.Copy !req
1301. I had to pull Zero off of him.Copy !req
1302. Yeah, I mean, you know,
Zig just got a little hot.Copy !req
1303. Out in the sun all day,
the blood starts to boil.Copy !req
1304. Is that what happened, Zigzag?Copy !req
1305. Yep.Copy !req
1306. Like X-Ray said, you know,Copy !req
1307. working all day
out in the hot sun, you know,Copy !req
1308. while Caveman sits around
and does nothing.Copy !req
1309. Excuse me?Copy !req
1310. Caveman digs his hole
just like everyone else.Copy !req
1311. Sometimes.Copy !req
1312. Excuse me?Copy !req
1313. Ma'am, Zero's been digging
a part of Caveman's hole every day.Copy !req
1314. You're not digging holes no more?Copy !req
1315. Huh?Copy !req
1316. I... I'm teaching him how to read.Copy !req
1317. What?Copy !req
1318. He's a smart kid.Copy !req
1319. Smart?Copy !req
1320. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
1321. Hey, Zero, what does c-a-t spell?Copy !req
1322. Huh?Copy !req
1323. What's it spell?Copy !req
1324. Yeah, he's a real genius.Copy !req
1325. He's so stupid,
he doesn't even know he's stupid.Copy !req
1326. Okay, from now on,Copy !req
1327. I don't want anyone
digging anyone else's hole.Copy !req
1328. Is that clear?Copy !req
1329. And no more reading lessons.Copy !req
1330. Why? I mean, if the hole gets dug,
who cares who's digging it, right?Copy !req
1331. You know why you're digging holes?Copy !req
1332. 'cause it's good for you.
It teaches you a lesson.Copy !req
1333. If Zero digs your hole for you,
you're not learning your lesson, are you?Copy !req
1334. Yeah. See that?Copy !req
1335. Why can't I still just dig my hole
and teach him how to read?Copy !req
1336. 'cause I said so.Copy !req
1337. We know you mean well, Stanley.Copy !req
1338. But the mental stressCopy !req
1339. just causes his brain too much
of a challenge.Copy !req
1340. That's what made his blood boil,
not the hot sun.Copy !req
1341. I'm not digging any more holes.Copy !req
1342. Good.Copy !req
1343. I mean, you might as well
teach this shovel to read.Copy !req
1344. Go ahead, Zero. Take it.Copy !req
1345. It's all you'll ever be good for.Copy !req
1346. D-I-G.Copy !req
1347. What's that spell?Copy !req
1348. Uhh!Copy !req
1349. Ohh!Copy !req
1350. Dig!Copy !req
1351. Go, Zero! Go!Copy !req
1352. - Run, Zero!
- Don't shoot!Copy !req
1353. He can't go anywhere.Copy !req
1354. You think I was gonna shoot him?Copy !req
1355. The last thing we need
is an investigation.Copy !req
1356. I know that.Copy !req
1357. Misinterpretation.Copy !req
1358. Let him go, then. Let him go.Copy !req
1359. I want round-the-clock guards
on all water sources.Copy !req
1360. I still expect seven holes.Copy !req
1361. I'll have the chicken tenders, Warden.Copy !req
1362. I'm a heel. I'm a heel.Copy !req
1363. I'm feeling queasy. Take it or leave it.Copy !req
1364. You still pouting?Copy !req
1365. No, I'm not pouting.Copy !req
1366. I'm just asking,
are we sure that he had no family?Copy !req
1367. He was a ward of the state.Copy !req
1368. He was living on the streets
when he was arrested.Copy !req
1369. Is there some prissy caseworker
who might ask questions?Copy !req
1370. He had nobody. He was nobody.Copy !req
1371. I want you to destroy his records.Copy !req
1372. He was never here.Copy !req
1373. Can you get into the state files
from our computer?Copy !req
1374. I can do anything, but I'm telling you,
no one is going to come looking for him.Copy !req
1375. No one cares about Hector Zeroni.Copy !req
1376. I do.Copy !req
1377. They was in this thing together.Copy !req
1378. Yeah.Copy !req
1379. His blood's on your hands, then.Copy !req
1380. Man, if he's not back by morning,Copy !req
1381. he's dead.Copy !req
1382. He's dead either way.Copy !req
1383. If he stays out there or if he comes back.Copy !req
1384. When do you think
they're gonna find his body?Copy !req
1385. What body?Copy !req
1386. Man, Zero's buzzard food.Copy !req
1387. You know what?Copy !req
1388. They pick out the eyeballs first.Copy !req
1389. I can't believe you just said that.Copy !req
1390. Learn how to take a joke.Copy !req
1391. She left him
stranded in the desert.Copy !req
1392. No water, no food for 16 days.Copy !req
1393. Well, grandpa, how'd he survive?Copy !req
1394. They said he found refuge on God's Thumb.Copy !req
1395. - What's God's Thumb?
- Who knows.Copy !req
1396. He was half crazy when they found him.Copy !req
1397. Zero!Copy !req
1398. Zero!Copy !req
1399. Zero!Copy !req
1400. So, what you in here for, Twitch?Copy !req
1401. Oh, ha, joyriding.Copy !req
1402. I guess you never really plan
to steal one or nothing,Copy !req
1403. but when I walk past
a really nice car...Copy !req
1404. Whoo! Oh... I just start twitching,
you know?Copy !req
1405. Really kind of...
well, you think I'm jumpy now?Copy !req
1406. You should have seen me behind the wheel
of that mustang convertible.Copy !req
1407. Whoo! Vroom!Copy !req
1408. Come on, Twitch. Let's go.Copy !req
1409. Hey, Twitch, get some water.Copy !req
1410. I'm getting tired...Copy !req
1411. First hole's the hardest.Copy !req
1412. Thanks, man.Copy !req
1413. If you see me coming,
I want you to jump out of that hole.Copy !req
1414. Be first in line right away.Copy !req
1415. I'm a little scratchy today,
so you got to be sensitive with me.Copy !req
1416. - Yeah, I apologize, Mr. Sir.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1417. Hey, man, I'm sick and tired
of you cutting in line.Copy !req
1418. Man.Copy !req
1419. Chill out.Copy !req
1420. - What's wrong with you?
- We all getting water.Copy !req
1421. What? What?Copy !req
1422. Don't be squabbling up in here.
Both of us getting it.Copy !req
1423. Gentlemen, there's
only one law around hereCopy !req
1424. and that's me.Copy !req
1425. You guys want to learn
the tough lessons? Here.Copy !req
1426. I'll give you a tough-guy...Copy !req
1427. Come on. Come on. Put it in gear.Copy !req
1428. Hey! Wait!Copy !req
1429. Aaaah!Copy !req
1430. Wwaahhh!Copy !req
1431. You stop this truck...Copy !req
1432. Or I'll kill you!Copy !req
1433. Wuh!Copy !req
1434. Keep going, Caveman!Copy !req
1435. Yelnats! Stop that truck!Copy !req
1436. Yelnats!Copy !req
1437. Bye-bye, Camp Green...Copy !req
1438. My truck.Copy !req
1439. You okay? Caveman!Copy !req
1440. You all right?Copy !req
1441. You done it now!
You done it now!Copy !req
1442. Get back away from that truck!Copy !req
1443. Get away from the truck.Copy !req
1444. Yeah!Copy !req
1445. Keep going! Don't stop!Copy !req
1446. Yeah, keep going!Copy !req
1447. There ain't gonna be no Yelnats V!Copy !req
1448. Whoa.Copy !req
1449. No, senor. Not for me.Copy !req
1450. I'm not gonna see
what's not there.Copy !req
1451. All right,
fill in this section hereCopy !req
1452. and start digging over there in between.Copy !req
1453. What are you gonna do about Caveman?Copy !req
1454. He ain't like Zero. He's got family.Copy !req
1455. In two weeks, we'll report he's run away.Copy !req
1456. Call in dogs, helicopters,
the whole nine yards.Copy !req
1457. By then, there will be
nothing left to find.Copy !req
1458. That's exactly right.Copy !req
1459. Zero?Copy !req
1460. Zero?Copy !req
1461. Huh?Copy !req
1462. Stanley.Copy !req
1463. What's up, man?Copy !req
1464. - How you doing?
- All right.Copy !req
1465. Oh!Copy !req
1466. We thought you were gone.Copy !req
1467. I was.Copy !req
1468. Let me see. You don't look too bad.Copy !req
1469. You got any water?Copy !req
1470. - No. I'm out.
- Oh.Copy !req
1471. But, hey, you know the water truck?Copy !req
1472. I tried to drive the whole thing
over here. I drove it into a hole.Copy !req
1473. Figures.Copy !req
1474. What's in the bag?Copy !req
1475. Oh, it's empty.Copy !req
1476. No.Copy !req
1477. Zero, we got to get back to camp.Copy !req
1478. I'm not going back.Copy !req
1479. Want some Sploosh?Copy !req
1480. Some what?Copy !req
1481. Sploosh.Copy !req
1482. Come on, follow me. I'll show you.Copy !req
1483. - Some w...
- Come on.Copy !req
1484. Can't you get a door?Copy !req
1485. This is how I found it.Copy !req
1486. Here.Copy !req
1487. What is this?Copy !req
1488. Sploosh. That's what I call it.Copy !req
1489. Drink it. It's good.Copy !req
1490. That is pretty good.Copy !req
1491. - Yeah.
- Tastes like peaches.Copy !req
1492. How many of these you got left?Copy !req
1493. That's the last one.Copy !req
1494. We need to go back to camp.Copy !req
1495. Okay? So, let's wrap it up, get your bag,
put this in there, and we'll go.Copy !req
1496. I'm not going back.Copy !req
1497. You will die out here.Copy !req
1498. Here's what we're gonna do. Okay?Copy !req
1499. We're gonna go back to camp.Copy !req
1500. And we're gonna tell the Warden exactly
where I found Kate Barlow's lipstick tube.Copy !req
1501. And she'll be so happy,Copy !req
1502. We won't get in any trouble.Copy !req
1503. Okay?Copy !req
1504. What's "mare-yelo"?Copy !req
1505. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1506. Mare-yelo.Copy !req
1507. I don't know.Copy !req
1508. Come on, dude.Copy !req
1509. Come on.Copy !req
1510. See?Copy !req
1511. - Oh, it's "Mary Lou."
- Oh.Copy !req
1512. But I thought "y" made the "Yuh" sound.Copy !req
1513. Yeah, well, it does
at the beginning of a word,Copy !req
1514. but not at the end of a...Copy !req
1515. Word.Copy !req
1516. See that mountain right there?Copy !req
1517. - That one?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1518. Huh.Copy !req
1519. What does that look like to you?Copy !req
1520. You know,
my great-grandpa almost died out here.Copy !req
1521. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1522. But they say he survived because he
made it to the top of God's Thumb.Copy !req
1523. - You ready?
- It's a long way.Copy !req
1524. - Yeah. We better get up before dark.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1525. All our dreams are goneCopy !req
1526. With a loss of faithCopy !req
1527. And we're still hanging onCopy !req
1528. Hey, Stanley.
What do you think's up there?Copy !req
1529. Through another dayCopy !req
1530. Oh, I don't know.
Probably a great, big frosty-freeze.Copy !req
1531. It's so hard to seeCopy !req
1532. Good. I could use a hot-fudge sundae.Copy !req
1533. - That it's gonna get better
- You know what I keep thinking about?Copy !req
1534. Imagine how fine this
Mary Lou probably looked in a bikini.Copy !req
1535. But when will that be?Copy !req
1536. - Oh!
- It's hard to sayCopy !req
1537. Whoa.Copy !req
1538. Don't give up never give upCopy !req
1539. We won't stop givin' all we gotCopy !req
1540. Don't give up never give upCopy !req
1541. We won't stop givin' all we gotCopy !req
1542. Don't give up never give upCopy !req
1543. We won't stop givin'Copy !req
1544. - All we got
- Come on!Copy !req
1545. Don't give up never give upCopy !req
1546. - We won't stop givin' all we got
- Don't look down, man.Copy !req
1547. Oh, my god.Copy !req
1548. You okay?
Come on, Stanley. You can do it.Copy !req
1549. - Okay.
- Come on.Copy !req
1550. Okay. I'm coming.Copy !req
1551. - You grab right there?
- Yeah, look. That's where I got.Copy !req
1552. Whoa!Copy !req
1553. Whoa! No, no, no, no! No.Copy !req
1554. Come on, come on, come on! Come on!Copy !req
1555. Oh!Copy !req
1556. Whoo!Copy !req
1557. Oh!Copy !req
1558. Look at that.Copy !req
1559. Look at this, man.Copy !req
1560. - This isn't cool.
- What happened?Copy !req
1561. All right, hold on.Copy !req
1562. - Aah!
- Is it numb or is it stinging?Copy !req
1563. It stings, man.Copy !req
1564. Don't think about it now.
When we get to the top of the mountain,Copy !req
1565. I'm gonna get you a hot-fudge sundae,
all right?Copy !req
1566. - I promise.
- Good.Copy !req
1567. All that Sploosh is getting to me.Copy !req
1568. Maybe he found Zero.Copy !req
1569. Maybe they're both still alive.Copy !req
1570. Maybe the Easter bunny
and the tooth fairy are still alive too.Copy !req
1571. Yeah.Copy !req
1572. Maybe my Mom will stop drinking
and my dad will come home.Copy !req
1573. Man, when Caveman stole that truck...Copy !req
1574. That was awesome.Copy !req
1575. Yeah, man.Copy !req
1576. Caveman did have style.Copy !req
1577. Give me another word.Copy !req
1578. R-o-c-k.Copy !req
1579. R-rock?Copy !req
1580. Yep, that's right, man.
You're doing good.Copy !req
1581. Keep practicing.Copy !req
1582. We're almost there. Come on.Copy !req
1583. You all right?Copy !req
1584. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1585. Zero!Copy !req
1586. Zero, Zero, Zero, Zero!
Got you, got you, got you!Copy !req
1587. Got you. You good?
You good? Hold on.Copy !req
1588. All right. All right.
All right, hold on.Copy !req
1589. Hold on. Let me get in front of you.
Stay right there.Copy !req
1590. Stay right there.Copy !req
1591. Okay. Here.Copy !req
1592. Slide this down. Okay. All right.Copy !req
1593. There you go.Copy !req
1594. Nice and comfy.Copy !req
1595. Stanley...Copy !req
1596. I got to tell you something, man.Copy !req
1597. What?Copy !req
1598. Huh?Copy !req
1599. Come on, Zero.Copy !req
1600. Zero, Zero.Copy !req
1601. All right. We can't sit here.Copy !req
1602. Got to keep going.Copy !req
1603. We're gonna go get the shovel,Copy !req
1604. and we're gonna fill it full of ice cream.Copy !req
1605. You must carry
Madame Zeroni up the mountainCopy !req
1606. and sing while I drinkCopy !req
1607. so I can get strong, too.Copy !req
1608. Damn bugs.Copy !req
1609. All right.Copy !req
1610. Wait a minute...Copy !req
1611. Wait.Copy !req
1612. If there's bugs, that must mean there's...Copy !req
1613. water.Copy !req
1614. Hector, wake up, man!Copy !req
1615. Hector, wake up!Copy !req
1616. All right, buddy. All right.Copy !req
1617. There we go.Copy !req
1618. Wake up, Hector, huh?Copy !req
1619. Hector, wake up. Wake up.Copy !req
1620. Ooh!Copy !req
1621. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1622. Dude, this feels so good!Copy !req
1623. We made it!Copy !req
1624. Stanley!Copy !req
1625. Ah, ha ha!
Hector, we made it, buddy!Copy !req
1626. Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
1627. Cool, cool, cool!Copy !req
1628. What are you doing?Copy !req
1629. Here, try this.Copy !req
1630. Try this.Copy !req
1631. What is it?Copy !req
1632. It's a hot-fudge sundae. Just eat it.Copy !req
1633. - It's good, huh?
- Mmm. Yeah!Copy !req
1634. That's the sweetest onion I ever tasted.Copy !req
1635. Mmm.Copy !req
1636. "If only, if only,"
the woodpecker sighs,Copy !req
1637. "the bark on the tree
was as soft as the skies."Copy !req
1638. As the wolf waits below hungry and lonelyCopy !req
1639. Cries to the moon, "if only, if only."Copy !req
1640. "If only, if only," the woodpecker...Copy !req
1641. Honey...Copy !req
1642. - Would you smell the shoe?
- Oh, my god, honey.Copy !req
1643. Can't you just wait
till I'm finished eating?Copy !req
1644. I know I've asked you a million times.
Just a million and one more.Copy !req
1645. Smell the shoe.Copy !req
1646. - Honey, I don't smell anything.
- What?Copy !req
1647. I don't smell anything.Copy !req
1648. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1649. Pa... What do you smell?Copy !req
1650. Nothing.Copy !req
1651. Peaches and onions.
That's the secret.Copy !req
1652. I don't smell anything.Copy !req
1653. You don't smell anything.Copy !req
1654. - I don't smell anything.
- Whoo.Copy !req
1655. - Whoo, I don't smell anything.
- Smell anything.Copy !req
1656. We don't smell anything.Copy !req
1657. I told you I was on the brink...Copy !req
1658. - I don't smell anything.
- ... of no stink.Copy !req
1659. I don't smell anything.Copy !req
1660. - I don't smell...
- I don't smell anything!Copy !req
1661. Stanley doesn't smell anything!Copy !req
1662. - I don't smell anything!
- Oh, no!Copy !req
1663. Mm-mmm.Copy !req
1664. Rise and shine on you, man.Copy !req
1665. Been farting all night. I can't sleep.Copy !req
1666. I think you overslept.Copy !req
1667. - How long have I been sleeping?
- A long time.Copy !req
1668. Stanley, I got to tell you something.Copy !req
1669. What?Copy !req
1670. It's my fault you were sent
to Camp Green Lake.Copy !req
1671. I stole the shoes.Copy !req
1672. I didn't know
they were Sweetfeet's.Copy !req
1673. I mean, a lot of people donated, um,Copy !req
1674. all their old stuff
to the homeless shelter.Copy !req
1675. And I saw the shoes and I just...Copy !req
1676. I liked them.Copy !req
1677. I didn't know they were famous.Copy !req
1678. Next thing I know,
everyone's bugging out...Copy !req
1679. "The shoes are gone. The shoes are gone.Copy !req
1680. Where are the shoes?"Copy !req
1681. Walking down the street,
I heard the sirens coming after me.Copy !req
1682. I got scared.Copy !req
1683. I end up getting busted the next day,Copy !req
1684. lifting a pair of shoes from a Payless.Copy !req
1685. That's destiny.Copy !req
1686. Hey, yo, check it out.Copy !req
1687. Maybe they're coming for Caveman's body.Copy !req
1688. Jaguar. That's a nice car.Copy !req
1689. Don't even think about it, Twitch.Copy !req
1690. Back up!
You can't keep him from me.Copy !req
1691. - Excuse me...
- I'm Stanley's attorney.Copy !req
1692. - I don't care if you are his attorney.
- You have no rights, okay?Copy !req
1693. - We have a right to protect our kids!
- That's it!Copy !req
1694. Come back here with a signed court order,
and then we'll talk.Copy !req
1695. What kind of operation is this?
What kind of malarkey is this?Copy !req
1696. I'm telling you, I'm not done with him.
I'll tell you that right now!Copy !req
1697. I'm not done with you. That's right.Copy !req
1698. Excuse me!Copy !req
1699. We ain't seen the last of her.
She'll be back.Copy !req
1700. And next time with a court order.Copy !req
1701. We'll just tell her the truth...Copy !req
1702. He ran away.Copy !req
1703. Right?Copy !req
1704. He ran away after he was told
he was gonna be released?Copy !req
1705. Been almost three days.
He's a goner for sure.Copy !req
1706. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
1707. You'll do as I say.Copy !req
1708. What did she say?Copy !req
1709. Not much.Copy !req
1710. What'll we do?Copy !req
1711. You'll do as I say.Copy !req
1712. But you didn't say anything either.Copy !req
1713. Hector...Copy !req
1714. I'm glad you stole those shoes
and threw them on my head.Copy !req
1715. What?Copy !req
1716. None of this would have happened.Copy !req
1717. When I first got sent
to Camp Green Lake...Copy !req
1718. I thought I got sent thereCopy !req
1719. because of my... my... my family's curse.Copy !req
1720. But we're not even at camp anymore.Copy !req
1721. You know, we're... we're on God's Thumb.Copy !req
1722. I just have this weird feeling...Copy !req
1723. Everything's cool.Copy !req
1724. - Yeah. Same here.
- You got the same feeling?Copy !req
1725. - Same feeling.
- It's a good one.Copy !req
1726. You know, those stars look like
a shovel to me.Copy !req
1727. Exactly.Copy !req
1728. Hector...Copy !req
1729. What's up?Copy !req
1730. I feel lucky.Copy !req
1731. The onions have gone to your head.Copy !req
1732. What do you say we dig one more hole?Copy !req
1733. It's so hot, Sam...Copy !req
1734. But I feel so cold.Copy !req
1735. Sam...Copy !req
1736. I can fix that.Copy !req
1737. Ah.Copy !req
1738. You got five seconds to tell me
where you buried your loot!Copy !req
1739. I've been waiting for you, Trout.Copy !req
1740. I ain't gonna kill you.Copy !req
1741. Go on.Copy !req
1742. Where's the loot?Copy !req
1743. There ain't no loot.Copy !req
1744. Don't give me that.Copy !req
1745. You robbed every bank
from hell to Houston.Copy !req
1746. We saw you headin' back
with the shovel, Miss Katherine.Copy !req
1747. Linda Miller, is that you?Copy !req
1748. I've been Linda Walker
for the last 13 years.Copy !req
1749. - One...
- Aw, Linda...Copy !req
1750. You were such a good student.Copy !req
1751. You must have married him
for his money.Copy !req
1752. - Well, it's all gone now!
- Two!Copy !req
1753. It's dried up with the lake!Copy !req
1754. Hasn't rained here
since the day they killed Sam.Copy !req
1755. Now, you better tell him what he wants!
He's a desperate man!Copy !req
1756. - Three...
- Go on. Kill me.Copy !req
1757. The lake goes on for miles.Copy !req
1758. I ain't gonna kill you.Copy !req
1759. But by the time I'm finished with you,Copy !req
1760. you gonna wish you was dead.Copy !req
1761. I've been wishing I was dead
for a long time.Copy !req
1762. You...Copy !req
1763. Your children, and your
children's children...Copy !req
1764. will dig for the next 100 years,Copy !req
1765. and you will never find it.Copy !req
1766. Look out!Copy !req
1767. Come here, sweetheart.Copy !req
1768. Start digging, Trout.Copy !req
1769. Come on!Copy !req
1770. Ready?Copy !req
1771. You see right there?Copy !req
1772. - That's it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1773. Book!Copy !req
1774. - Is this the hole?
- Yeah, this is it.Copy !req
1775. - Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm positive.Copy !req
1776. It's gonna take too long, man.
I got to go find another shovel.Copy !req
1777. - All right. Be careful, though.
- All right.Copy !req
1778. Of course, she's gonna
make you pay for it...Copy !req
1779. It's your truck. Now you're accusing
me of doing something!Copy !req
1780. You think I did this to my own truck?Copy !req
1781. You left the keys inside
of a truck in front of a...Copy !req
1782. This is a juvenile work camp
with juvenile delinquents.Copy !req
1783. Don't get me heated because I...
Don't insult me!Copy !req
1784. A truck with a tank full of gas?Copy !req
1785. I said, "get me a wrench."
Did I say, "get me a wrench"?Copy !req
1786. All right, fine, I'll get you a wrench.Copy !req
1787. Get me a wrench! You dumb...
Read my lips! Get me a wrench!Copy !req
1788. I'm gettin' it,
you sideburned Neanderthal!Copy !req
1789. I ain't here to be a mechanic!Copy !req
1790. Aah! Don't you throw nothing at me!Copy !req
1791. Whoa!Copy !req
1792. Man, you really been working.
Yeah.Copy !req
1793. - Coming down.
- Go.Copy !req
1794. How's it going?Copy !req
1795. Who knows? I could be digging up diamonds
and not see 'em.Copy !req
1796. I don't think Kissin' Kate Barlow
would have buried her treasure this deep.Copy !req
1797. Come on.
We got to make it wider.Copy !req
1798. How do we know one of her gangCopy !req
1799. didn't already come back
and dig up the treasure, man?Copy !req
1800. We don't.Copy !req
1801. Did you hear that?Copy !req
1802. What's this?Copy !req
1803. Watch out, watch out.Copy !req
1804. Hoo Hoo! We found it!Copy !req
1805. Come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
1806. This is it!Copy !req
1807. - What did I say? What did I say?
- Oh, man!Copy !req
1808. Thank you, boys.
You've been a big help.Copy !req
1809. MR.
- Oh, jeez!Copy !req
1810. Get back!Copy !req
1811. Oh, my god.Copy !req
1812. O-o-oh ho. Ho ho.Copy !req
1813. Don't move.Copy !req
1814. Well, get in there, and pull it out.Copy !req
1815. You get in there.Copy !req
1816. Fine. I'll just wait.Copy !req
1817. Won't take long.Copy !req
1818. No, it won't take long.Copy !req
1819. Oh, my goodness!Copy !req
1820. Yeah, check it out.
Oh, my god.Copy !req
1821. Oh!Copy !req
1822. - Here we go.
- Hey, Stanley, guess what?Copy !req
1823. You're innocent.Copy !req
1824. Your lawyer came by yesterday to get you.Copy !req
1825. Too bad you weren't there.Copy !req
1826. Don't listen to him, Stanley.Copy !req
1827. Least now we'll have a body to give her.Copy !req
1828. What about Zero?Copy !req
1829. Zero was never here.Copy !req
1830. We got lots of holes to choose from.Copy !req
1831. Do you know how long
I've been waiting for this?Copy !req
1832. My granddaddy owned the whole lake,Copy !req
1833. then it dried up.Copy !req
1834. He drove himself crazy out here
digging holes.Copy !req
1835. Made me dig, too...Copy !req
1836. Even on Christmas.Copy !req
1837. All Righty. Today's the day.Copy !req
1838. I'm tired of this, grandpa.Copy !req
1839. That's too damn bad!Copy !req
1840. You keep digging!Copy !req
1841. Well, excuse me.Copy !req
1842. You'll thank me one day.Copy !req
1843. Maybe we should just shoot them.Copy !req
1844. The lizards or the kids?Copy !req
1845. You don't want to shoot
any of those lizards.Copy !req
1846. They'll start leaping all over the place.Copy !req
1847. I just want to know
why they haven't been bitten yet.Copy !req
1848. Oh, crap.Copy !req
1849. Oh, for Pete's sake.
That can't be her already.Copy !req
1850. Well, it ain't the girl scouts
selling cookies.Copy !req
1851. All right, keep holding the boys
in the mess hall.Copy !req
1852. Tell them not to talk to anyone.Copy !req
1853. As long as they keep their mouths shut,
they won't have to dig any more holes.Copy !req
1854. But if they talk...
they'll be severely punished.Copy !req
1855. What should I tell them
we're gonna do to 'em if they do talk?Copy !req
1856. Use your imagination.Copy !req
1857. Go on!Copy !req
1858. Ugh!Copy !req
1859. I just don't get it.Copy !req
1860. Nothing makes sense anymore around here.Copy !req
1861. - Stanley...
- What?Copy !req
1862. Is your last name your
first name spelled backwards?Copy !req
1863. Yeah.Copy !req
1864. We wanted to call, but the phone lines
go down out here sometimes.Copy !req
1865. - Well, you could have tried harder.
- Watch your step here.Copy !req
1866. - You can always reach me.
- We did. We called several times.Copy !req
1867. Don't go no further! It's danger!Copy !req
1868. - Where's Stanley?
- I'll tell you.Copy !req
1869. He broke into my cabin about an hour ago.Copy !req
1870. I woke up and saw him running out
with my trunk.Copy !req
1871. They ran out here.Copy !req
1872. I don't know what the hell
they were thinking!Copy !req
1873. I witnessed it myself, counselor.Copy !req
1874. Don't go too close!Copy !req
1875. Oh, my god!Copy !req
1876. Don't move.Copy !req
1877. - How long have they been down there?
- Have you tried to get them out?Copy !req
1878. Well, just what do you suggest, counselor?Copy !req
1879. Well, this wouldn't have happened
if you had released him to me yesterday.Copy !req
1880. Excuse me. This wouldn't have
happened if he wasn't a thief.Copy !req
1881. What?Copy !req
1882. - A thief?
- That's right.Copy !req
1883. - Oh, back up. Those things'll bite.
- Oh!Copy !req
1884. That's a lie!Copy !req
1885. Stanley didn't steal anything!Copy !req
1886. Thank god.Copy !req
1887. - Thank god, you're okay!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
1888. It's Stanley's.
What are you doing? Let go!Copy !req
1889. Now, listen, you've been
caught red-handed.Copy !req
1890. I could send Stanley right back to prison
if I pressed charges.Copy !req
1891. However, in view of all the circumstances,
I think I'll just take...Copy !req
1892. It has his name on it!Copy !req
1893. What?Copy !req
1894. - No, it doesn't!
- Let go!Copy !req
1895. - Oh, my god.
- You see?Copy !req
1896. "Stanley Yelnats."Copy !req
1897. He... he can't read.Copy !req
1898. That's not possible.Copy !req
1899. Stanley, I'm taking you home.
Let's go.Copy !req
1900. Come on, Zero. We're getting out of here.Copy !req
1901. - What did you do?
- Come on.Copy !req
1902. Get your hands back.
Come on, get your hands off.Copy !req
1903. No, I have to look inside.
Get your hands off. Listen... don't.Copy !req
1904. This is mine, it was on my property,Copy !req
1905. - and you are a thief!
- It is not yours!Copy !req
1906. - My granddaddy...
- It has absolutely nothing to do...Copy !req
1907. - This is un-American.
- Stanley, come on.Copy !req
1908. Put your things in the trunk.
Your parents are waiting. Let's go.Copy !req
1909. I can't leave without Hector.Copy !req
1910. I'll be okay.Copy !req
1911. Stanley, there is nothing that
I can do for your friend.Copy !req
1912. Don't worry...Copy !req
1913. We'll take good care of Hector.Copy !req
1914. I'm not leaving here without him.Copy !req
1915. Earl...Copy !req
1916. Would you please get me Hector's file?Copy !req
1917. Most certainly, Carla. Ms. Walker...Copy !req
1918. Well?Copy !req
1919. Get me the file of Hector Zeroni.Copy !req
1920. Well, just do it.Copy !req
1921. They're alive!Copy !req
1922. What are you gonna say?
Think of something.Copy !req
1923. - Caveman!
- Hey, Zero!Copy !req
1924. What's up, Zero?Copy !req
1925. What's up? What's up, man?Copy !req
1926. I can't believe you guys made it.Copy !req
1927. Oh, man! We thought you were buzzard food.Copy !req
1928. No, I'm not.
I'm going home.Copy !req
1929. - Going home?
- Man, you stink, dude.Copy !req
1930. What you been eating, man?Copy !req
1931. You smell like onions!Copy !req
1932. Whoo! Well, uh...Copy !req
1933. There seems to be no file of...Copy !req
1934. - Hector Zeroni.
- What?Copy !req
1935. Is that so?Copy !req
1936. What kind of a camp you running here?Copy !req
1937. A nice one.Copy !req
1938. If the state would give us some money,Copy !req
1939. then we'd have some decent filing.Copy !req
1940. I am ordering an investigation
of this facility.Copy !req
1941. Hey, lady, you got a pen
and paper I could borrow?Copy !req
1942. No, I don't.
But it looks like he does.Copy !req
1943. Yeah. You got a pen?Copy !req
1944. Yeah. Here.Copy !req
1945. Here's a pencil.Copy !req
1946. You got paper?Copy !req
1947. Um...Copy !req
1948. Here.Copy !req
1949. Here you go.Copy !req
1950. - Thanks.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
1951. Hey, call my Mom.Copy !req
1952. What?Copy !req
1953. Tell her I said I was sorry.Copy !req
1954. Tell her,
"Theodore said he was sorry."Copy !req
1955. - I will, man.
- Thanks, man.Copy !req
1956. I will. I definitely will.Copy !req
1957. Marion Sevillo.Copy !req
1958. Oh, crap.Copy !req
1959. It's been a long time
since el Paso, Marion.Copy !req
1960. You're in violation of your parole,
carrying this weapon.Copy !req
1961. I had no knowledge of that.Copy !req
1962. Oh, yeah, just like you didn't know
Pendanski wasn't no doctor neither.Copy !req
1963. What?Copy !req
1964. Sit down, Marion.
You're under arrest again.Copy !req
1965. Marion? Tell ya, I didn't know
that was a man's name.Copy !req
1966. It ain't.Copy !req
1967. Ooh!Copy !req
1968. Okay...Copy !req
1969. This facility is now
under our jurisdiction.Copy !req
1970. - What?
- Boys...Copy !req
1971. Put these three bozos right over there,Copy !req
1972. let them see the other side
of the criminal justice system.Copy !req
1973. Excuse me?Copy !req
1974. Don't push me! I'm a lady!Copy !req
1975. Come on, Hector.
You're coming with us. Let's go.Copy !req
1976. Come on, boss.Copy !req
1977. What's that?Copy !req
1978. Oh!Copy !req
1979. Oh!Copy !req
1980. It's rain!Copy !req
1981. Ahh!Copy !req
1982. Whoo!Copy !req
1983. Hector!Copy !req
1984. Stanley!Copy !req
1985. Come on!Copy !req
1986. You be careful out there
in the real world, a'ight?Copy !req
1987. - All right, boss.
- Everyone's not as friendly as us.Copy !req
1988. Hold on for me.Copy !req
1989. We'll miss you, man!Copy !req
1990. All right, guys. Be good!Copy !req
1991. - Keep your head up!
- We'll miss you!Copy !req
1992. All right! Stanley...Copy !req
1993. Stanley, won't you just open it?Copy !req
1994. Just let me see what's inside it, please.Copy !req
1995. Excuse me?Copy !req
1996. - Have a seat over here.
- "D" tent!Copy !req
1997. - See you again!
- I'll see you!Copy !req
1998. "D" tent!Copy !req
1999. You have the right to remain silent.Copy !req
2000. If you give up that right,
anything you say can,Copy !req
2001. and will, be used against you
in a court of law.Copy !req
2002. You have the right to be
represented by an attorney.Copy !req
2003. If you cannot afford one, the court...Copy !req
2004. Okay, one more thing,
no matter what is in this box...Copy !req
2005. - Mm-hmm.
- We are still family.Copy !req
2006. - We are the Yelnats.
- Okay.Copy !req
2007. We know.Copy !req
2008. - One...
- Cross your fingers.Copy !req
2009. - Two...
- Two...Copy !req
2010. - Three.
- Oh, my god, honey, you've still got it.Copy !req
2011. You are so strong.Copy !req
2012. Oh, my god!Copy !req
2013. - Yeah?
- Oh, mama.Copy !req
2014. Oh, boy.Copy !req
2015. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
2016. Let me see that.Copy !req
2017. - Sure.
- Look at this.Copy !req
2018. Okay, guys, hold on. Hold on.Copy !req
2019. Before we do anything,
I think that it's only fairCopy !req
2020. that half of whatever is in this box
goes to my best friend, Hector Zeroni.Copy !req
2021. Aw... You want to go halfsies? Well...Copy !req
2022. Did you say "Zeroni"?Copy !req
2023. Sure did.Copy !req
2024. Ha!Copy !req
2025. Oh, my god!
Is that really worth $25,000?Copy !req
2026. Hold on. Check the date, though.Copy !req
2027. AT&T.Copy !req
2028. 1905.Copy !req
2029. What's it worth, honey?Copy !req
2030. It's worth a lot more now.Copy !req
2031. - Millions.
- Millions?Copy !req
2032. - Millions.
- Millions.Copy !req
2033. - One for us...
- One for Mr. Zeroni.Copy !req
2034. One for us...Copy !req
2035. One for Mr. Zeroni.Copy !req
2036. Boys.Copy !req
2037. Do good, bro.Copy !req
2038. Right this way, ma'am.Copy !req
2039. Thank you.Copy !req
2040. I love you.
I love you.Copy !req
2041. So, Hector was able to hireCopy !req
2042. his own team
of private investigators.Copy !req
2043. Turns out his Mom had been
looking for him, too.Copy !req
2044. I love you.Copy !req
2045. And that's how
the great-great grandsonCopy !req
2046. of Elya YelnatsCopy !req
2047. and the great-great-great-grandson
of Madame ZeroniCopy !req
2048. became next-door neighbors.Copy !req
2049. Camp Green Lake was closedCopy !req
2050. and the boys released for time servedCopy !req
2051. and sent to real counselors.Copy !req
2052. They say Camp Green Lake
will be reopened soonCopy !req
2053. as a girls' camp.Copy !req
2054. At least they won't have to worry about
lizards anymore.Copy !req
2055. Just as long as the girls eat
lots of onions.Copy !req
2056. Come on, everybody! Out of the pool!Copy !req
2057. It's showtime! Book it out!Copy !req
2058. Come on, boys! Hurry! Hurry! It's on!Copy !req
2059. It's on!Copy !req
2060. Come on!Copy !req
2061. Sit down, sit down. Oh, good.Copy !req
2062. To my fans, I'm known as Sweetfeet...Copy !req
2063. But to my wife, I was known as...Copy !req
2064. Stinkyfeet.
None of his teammates ever wanted to sitCopy !req
2065. next to him in the dugout.Copy !req
2066. But that's all over now,
thanks to Sploosh.Copy !req
2067. Sploosh.Copy !req
2068. I just spray a little on each foot
every morning...Copy !req
2069. And now he really does have sweet feet.Copy !req
2070. Sploosh! Now available
in the Sweetfeet collectible decanter.Copy !req
2071. A product of K.B. Industries.Copy !req
2072. Plus, I like the tingle.Copy !req
2073. The world we know
was built on skillsCopy !req
2074. But that alone don't countCopy !req
2075. I guess you have
to fill the rest of the holes yourself.Copy !req
2076. Without the sweat
and toil of mineCopy !req
2077. Wouldn't be worth a dimeCopy !req
2078. You got to live and giveCopy !req
2079. Share and careCopy !req
2080. Really put some love in the airCopy !req
2081. When your neighbor's down
got to pick him upCopy !req
2082. Nobody can live in despairCopy !req
2083. Everybody let's sing, sing, singCopy !req
2084. Let freedom ringCopy !req
2085. Everybody let's sing, sing, singCopy !req
2086. Everybody, let's...Copy !req
2087. Let's all pitch in do our thingCopy !req
2088. Make a better world to live inCopy !req
2089. Everybody let's sing, sing, singCopy !req
2090. Let freedom ringCopy !req
2091. Everybody let's sing, sing, singCopy !req
2092. Everybody, let's...Copy !req
2093. Let's all pitch in do our thingCopy !req
2094. Make a better world to live inCopy !req
2095. "D" tent.Copy !req
2096. Oh, that's what we're doing,
we're singing.Copy !req
2097. OhCopy !req
2098. Y'all don't know nothing
about this. Watch me. Watch me.Copy !req
2099. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
2100. Prove yourself.Copy !req
2101. Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig itCopy !req
2102. Dig it, oh-oh-ohCopy !req
2103. OhCopy !req
2104. Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig itCopy !req
2105. Dig it, oh-oh-ohCopy !req
2106. OhCopy !req
2107. Two suits
two tokens in handCopy !req
2108. I got no respect
'cause I'm the new manCopy !req
2109. Got my shovel,
shoes full of sandCopy !req
2110. Check out the tag
the name is "Caveman," UnhCopy !req
2111. Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig itCopy !req
2112. Dig it, oh-oh-ohCopy !req
2113. OhCopy !req
2114. Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig itCopy !req
2115. Dig it, oh-oh-ohCopy !req
2116. Take a bad boy
make him dig five feetCopy !req
2117. The dirt in these shovels
will give us a beatCopy !req
2118. Okay, you gotta find something
never found beforeCopy !req
2119. If not, we'll just have to dig some moreCopy !req
2120. Na-na na-na na-na-na-naCopy !req
2121. Na-na na-na na-na-na-naCopy !req
2122. Na-na na-na na-na-na-naCopy !req
2123. Na-na na-naCopy !req
2124. OhCopy !req
2125. Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig itCopy !req
2126. Dig it, oh-oh-ohCopy !req
2127. OhCopy !req
2128. Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig itCopy !req
2129. Dig it, oh-oh-ohCopy !req
2130. OhCopy !req
2131. - You got to go and dig those holes
- Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig itCopy !req
2132. Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig itCopy !req
2133. - You got to go and dig those holes
- Dig it, oh-oh oh, dig itCopy !req
2134. Dig it, oh-oh-oh, yeahCopy !req
2135. Your eyes may blister
Your muscles, they soreCopy !req
2136. You want a break
knock on the Warden's doorCopy !req
2137. Uh-huhCopy !req
2138. Uh-huhCopy !req
2139. Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig itCopy !req
2140. Dig it, oh-oh-ohCopy !req
2141. OhCopy !req
2142. Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig itCopy !req
2143. Dig it, oh-oh-ohCopy !req
2144. OhCopy !req
2145. A-r-m-p-I to the "t"Copy !req
2146. What is that you're smelling?
Dawg, that's meCopy !req
2147. I don't take showers
and I don't brush my teethCopy !req
2148. That's all I do is dig holes,
eat, and sleepCopy !req
2149. There is no late there is no shadeCopy !req
2150. There is no place to hideCopy !req
2151. So just sit and wait to fryCopy !req
2152. You got to go and dig those holesCopy !req
2153. Na-na na-na na-na-na-naCopy !req
2154. Na-na na-naCopy !req
2155. OhCopy !req
2156. Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig itCopy !req
2157. Dig it, oh-oh-ohCopy !req
2158. OhCopy !req
2159. Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig itCopy !req
2160. Dig it, oh-oh-ohCopy !req
2161. OhCopy !req
2162. - Wake up in the morning before the sun
- Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig itCopy !req
2163. Keep digging that hole
till the day is doneCopy !req
2164. Dig it, oh-oh-ohCopy !req
2165. - Wake up in the morning before the sun
- Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig itCopy !req
2166. Keep digging that hole
till the day is doneCopy !req
2167. Dig it, oh-oh-ohCopy !req
2168. - You got to go and dig those holes
- Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig itCopy !req
2169. Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig itCopy !req
2170. - You got to go and dig those holes
- Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig itCopy !req
2171. Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig itCopy !req
2172. Dig it, oh-oh-oh, dig itCopy !req
2173. Dig it, oh-oh-ohCopy !req
2174. The old man's been stealingCopy !req
2175. She's holding a grievance
for a hundred-odd yearsCopy !req
2176. We all keep believingCopy !req
2177. That history repeats itself
year after yearCopy !req
2178. All I fear is that the future is worseCopy !req
2179. We have to give in
to a hundred-year curseCopy !req
2180. Sweat in the sun
like we're digging a graveCopy !req
2181. Dig deep enough
and our fortune we'll saveCopy !req
2182. "If only, if only," the woodpecker sighsCopy !req
2183. "The bark on the trees was
as soft as the skies"Copy !req
2184. As the wolf waits below
hungry and lonelyCopy !req
2185. He cries to the moon, "If only, if only"Copy !req
2186. Chasing the skirt of a beautiful wifeCopy !req
2187. You'll make mistakes
and it's my back that breaksCopy !req
2188. And forever my past steals my lifeCopy !req
2189. To submission I'm beatCopy !req
2190. But there's hope beneath these feetCopy !req
2191. Blisters and blood
and the sun makes you blindCopy !req
2192. You don't let it eat you
can't help but be kindCopy !req
2193. 'cause you know what's importantCopy !req
2194. With your back to the wallCopy !req
2195. You can break metal chainsCopy !req
2196. You and your friends won't let you fallCopy !req
2197. "If only, if only," the woodpecker sighsCopy !req
2198. "The bark on the trees
was as soft as the skies"Copy !req
2199. As the wolf waits below
hungry and lonelyCopy !req
2200. He cries to the moon, "if only, if only"Copy !req
2201. But if you forget toCopy !req
2202. come back for Madame Zeroni,Copy !req
2203. you and your family will be cursedCopy !req
2204. for always and eternity.Copy !req