Hippy Porn (1991)

Directed by Jon Moritsugu • Jacques Boyreau

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Elisabeth Canning as M (as Liz Canning) • Victor of Aquitaine as L • Marek Waldorf as Mick • Jacques Boyreau as The Poet • Lincoln Shlensky as Mechanic • Jenny Hacker as Jenny • Tilden Broemser as Café hipster

United States of America • Drama

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1. - I'm sorry.

2. I guess I didn't see you.

3. My parents are paying almost $20,000 for me to be here.

4. They think going here is a real big deal

5. and that I'll just blossom and bloom and mature.

6. I wish, instead, they woulda just,

7. bought me some clothes and some records

8. and let me get my own apartment and a waterbed.

9. Maybe a dog.

10. Everybody is a moron here.

11. It's required.

12. - Jesus, M.

13. I must have called your name a hundred million, come here,

14. fucking times.

15. Are you fucking deaf or what?

16. Give me a cigarette.

17. - You were supposed to quit.

18. - I did, for a week.

19. Now gimme.

20. - All right.

21. Fuck.

22. - Hi, oh look, there's Gladys, hi!

23. - How was your drive here?

24. - Boring.

25. I ran over somebody's pet.

26. What does our room look like this year?

27. - Oh, it's beautiful.

28. - This place stinks.

29. - Fuck, it's like your ideas of art are so backwards.

30. It's so capitalistic

31. to place so much emphasis on the finished object.

32. - Like, it's the object that's significant.

33. It's always the culminating point.

34. - That's fucked!

35. What about the process?

36. What about the aura surrounding the work?

37. - Aura, process?

38. I don't even understand what we're talking about.

39. - It's like so fucked.

40. It's like, forget it.

41. I don't understand how someone

42. can be so ideologically ignorant.

43. - I don't mind the menthols.

44. It's a nice change,

45. especially in the morning when you first get up.

46. - Yeah, but the aftertaste is awful.

47. It's like smoking a fucking breath mint.

48. - Menthol is better than unfiltered.

49. - You're kidding.

50. - No, filtered is awful.

51. No matter how hard you try, you get tobacco in your mouth.

52. It's impossible to swallow.

53. It's like trying to swallow hair.

54. - Come on, unfiltered tastes better, it's fuller and richer.

55. - Maybe, but it isn't as bad as rolling your own.

56. The hassle just isn't worth the pleasure.

57. - It's simple to roll your own cigarette.

58. It takes like five seconds and it's a hell of a lot cheaper

59. than buying a fucking carton.

60. - But I usually end up losing either my paper or my tobacco

61. and I can't roll my cigarettes

62. and I end up throwing everything out

63. and wasting my money and feeling like shit.

64. You ever think about lung cancer L?

65. - No.

66. - How many packs a day do you smoke?

67. - Two, two and a half.

68. - I'd worry if I was you.

69. - How much do you smoke?

70. Only one pack a day

71. and I don't even inhale all the way.

72. - Mick Mick Mick Mick Mick.

73. Mick Mick Mick Mick Mick Mick.

74. Mick.

75. So anyway, my father's up to his old tricks.

76. When will he ever learn, right?

77. - Mick is sorta nice,

78. but I liked him better when he was into being a skinhead.

79. - Make sure I die on that flight so he can cash in.

80. I say to him, "Dad, I have to get to school safe and sound.

81. "I have classes, you know?"

82. But it's like he wants the fine things.

83. You can't blame him for his get-rich-quick schemes.

84. It's like, papa, I understand.

85. I know, I know you want the Godiva chocolates,

86. I know you want the condos,

87. the ski chalet in

88. I know what it's like, I just,

89. I wish he could understand

90. that I'm not going to bring that flight down,

91. I'm not gonna shoot anyone on that flight,

92. for it is not my nature.

93. And the kind of what,

94. important to die on the flight

95. to collect your flight insurance, if you know what I mean.

96. But what can you do, right?

97. What can you do, right, Mick?

98. - We're just a bunch of spoiled teenagers

99. with nothing better to do than sit around

100. and talk meaningless shit.

101. - That's one way of looking at it.

102. - That is one way of looking at it.

103. No, that's the only way of looking at it.

104. Let's face it, all we'll be doing for the next 75 minutes

105. is smoking, drinking wine,

106. and complaining about not having anything to do.

107. - It doesn't sound like a half bad lifestyle.

108. - Lifestyle?

109. Lifestyles are for the middle class.

110. We must make it to ideology.

111. Sex, cigarettes, wine, and boredom.

112. - What about art?

113. - Fuck art, art is packed for the masses

114. and credibility for the cultural elite.

115. - Surreal situations

116. blown up to screen-size proportions.

117. If your idea of excitement

118. is watching a trio of art school brats

119. talking about existentialism, then you're in luck, come in.

120. Put your feet up,

121. light up another cigarette and take a deep drag

122. 'cause it's gonna be a long and cold trip,

123. and after a while,

124. the tedium will set in and you won't even care.

125. Do you think you'll ever get married?

126. - Hm, probably.

127. I think it would be sorta neat.

128. What about you?

129. - No, never.

130. I would sooner shoot myself.

131. - Why?

132. - It's fucked.

133. I mean, I'd get sick of any guy, like after two weeks.

134. - But what if you really loved him?

135. - Love is dumb.

136. In junior high, like pimples.

137. - Come on.

138. My parents are married for 20 years and they seem happy.

139. - They're just comfortable.

140. - Well what's wrong with comfort?

141. - It's dull.

142. - I got myself a low paying and meaningless job.

143. I stand here and make sure that the exposures are correct.

144. Most of the photos are boring vacation pictures

145. from the shores and resorts,

146. but every now and then, something juicy comes through.

147. There's something exciting about all of this.

148. Real sex never really thrilled me,

149. but here, it's staged and phony.

150. It's the greatest performance art.

151. I'm more turned on by pictures of people

152. pretending to have sex than I am by the real thing.

153. It's funny.

154. I think about sex constantly, but I really don't desire it.

155. Do you jerk off a lot?

156. - Yeah, I used to do it like two or three times a day.

157. But it isn't that exciting anymore.

158. Sometimes I think I masturbated too much as a kid.

159. - When's the first time you ever did it?

160. - I can't remember what turned me on.

161. I was 11 with a hard on,

162. but I didn't know how to masturbate.

163. I had a sex manual, which I'd stolen.

164. I remember looking through it

165. and feeling really frustrated.

166. So I decided to take a shower.

167. I stood there, looked at the soap suds in my hands.

168. My hands felt, I don't know, really soft.

169. I just started to stroke myself.

170. - What's the weirdest place you ever did it?

171. - Fuck, I've done it on the expressway.

172. I once did it at the dinner table, under my napkin.

173. My parents were too drunk to notice.

174. I heard girls like to sit on running washing machines.

175. - No.

176. I've done that.

177. - Well what about horses?

178. - I've done it with fruits, vegetables, beer bottles.

179. I remember in 8th grade, sitting in class,

180. I suddenly realized I wanted to masturbate.

181. It wasn't the sex.

182. I just knew that if I touched myself, I would feel better.

183. So, I excused myself and did in a stall

184. in the girl's bathroom.

185. Another time I was in church.

186. It was at a funeral.

187. I had this sweater and I put it over my lap...

188. - You're lying about church.

189. - How did you know?

190. It's funny how it all seemed exciting back then.

191. - Yeah, I used to sit at school at the end of the day,

192. waiting for that final bell to ring

193. so I could run home, lock my door

194. and jerk off into a sock or something.

195. - Yesterday I fucked a smelly dog.

196. - Yesterday I fucked a smelly dog, who?

197. - Yesterday, I fucked a smelly dog who looked.

198. - Yesterday I fucked a smelly dog who looked like.

199. - Yesterday I fucked a smelly dog

200. who looked like Mick.

201. That's real funny.

202. - Isn't that rich, looked like Mick.

203. - For him.

204. - That's mean.

205. - That is mean.

206. Yesterday I fucked a smelly dog who looked like Mick...

207. Period.

208. Afterwards.

209. - Yesterday I fucked a smelly dog

210. who looked like Mick, period.

211. Afterwards, we.

212. - Yesterday I fucked a smelly dog who looked like Mick.

213. Afterwards, we

214. cunt, that's the only word I could think of.

215. - That doesn't make any sense.

216. - This isn't

217. - I don't understand why that doesn't,

218. if it's what I thought of, we can make it fit.

219. - Afterwards we, it's not a verb.

220. - We could totally make it fit, if you guys...

221. - No, it doesn't work. - Would stop being assholes.

222. - Would you define the verb, to cunt?

223. - It doesn't have to be a verb.

224. We cunt, as cunt can, or something like that.

225. - Oh, so you wanna make this...

226. - Whatever, I totally forgot

227. that I'm playing with retards who can't even think.

228. - Yesterday I fucked a smelly dog...

229. - Wait, are we going with this...

230. - Oh what the hell, let him have his way.

231. - All right.

232. - He can be a baby if he wants.

233. Yesterday I fucked a smelly dog

234. who looked like Mick, period.

235. Afterwards, we cunt...

236. Probably.

237. - Okay.

238. Um, yesterday I fucked a smelly dog

239. who looked like Mick, period.

240. Afterwards, we cunt probably wet.

241. - What's that mean?

242. - You are no one to talk.

243. - Drink, drink, I think she should drink for that.

244. - Well cunt could be short for couldn't.

245. - We couldn't probably wet?

246. - Yeah, our pants.

247. - Afterwards we... - Oh.

248. I'm sorry.

249. Should I drink for that? - Yeah.

250. - Probably wet.

251. Yeah, afterwards, I think that implies a whole lot.

252. - Oh, fine wine, Mick, nice choice.

253. A fine brew.

254. From the Hoboken Winery.

255. Next time you choose a wine.

256. - Okay.

257. - Is it my turn?

258. - Yeah. - Yeah.

259. - Yesterday I fucked a smelly dog

260. who looked like Mick.

261. Afterwards, we cunt probably wet our.

262. - Yesterday I fucked a smelly dog

263. who looked like Mick, period.

264. Afterwards, we cunt wet our.

265. - Forgot the probably. - Drink.

266. - Drink.

267. - That wasn't really a drink.

268. - Yes it was.

269. - Okay.

270. - Afterwards, we cunt probably our pants...

271. - No, drink.

272. - What?

273. - You forgot wet.

274. - Jesus Mick, you suck at this game.

275. - That's a really important word too.

276. - Afterwards, we cunt probably wet our pants.

277. Satisfied? - Okay.

278. Yesterday I fucked a smelly dog who looked like Mick.

279. Afterwards, we cunt probably wet our pants, period.

280. I.

281. - Uh. - That was a period?

282. - What?

283. Afterwards, we cunt probably wet...

284. - Period, I?

285. - Period and then I. - Okay.

286. - Mick, Mick, Mick, Mick, Mick.

287. Jesus.

288. All right, uh yesterday I fucked a smelly dog

289. who looked like Mick.

290. Afterwards, we cunt probably wet our pants.

291. - Of course the long stretches of boredom

292. were punctuated by moments of fun,

293. like when me and Mick went rat hunting

294. down in the city sewers.

295. It was morning and it was also our first date, of sorts.

296. I had never been in the sewers before.

297. It was a whole different world.

298. Up above us, the city continued to live and breath

299. while underneath we waited around in its shit.

300. - All right, this is a poem I wrote.

301. It's called

302. "Towards a Future of Mostly Abuse Sod With Silence."

303. You gave me your guarantee, you said you loved me.

304. You really adapted me.

305. I don't know when I started to,

306. but I started to crawl away from you.

307. In a way, it was speedy, but as I was busy ditching you,

308. I didn't catch on to the fact

309. that you were there, beside of me.

310. You were embedded, I don't know how, I don't know where.

311. Still I made an effort.

312. I guess a decision not to deal with you on the outside,

313. so whether you're in my brain, my heart, or my dick,

314. or some other less obvious place,

315. I got you somewhere inside of me.

316. I don't expect I'll ever rip it out.

317. You are like my secret coma.

318. - What did you do yesterday?

319. - Nothing.

320. I got 16 hours of sleep.

321. - That's something.

322. More wine?

323. - Sure.

324. All week, drink, sleep, TV.

325. I'm positively dull.

326. - Yeah, I guess my week hasn't,

327. been any better.

328. - I wish there was a way to fast forward to the good parts.

329. - Ants prep for winter by invading college.

330. Seek moisture and candy bars.

331. Fremont, thirsty ants are marching one by one

332. onto a lone community college.

333. For about three weeks now,

334. students and staff at the college

335. have been battling an invasion of ants in search of water,

336. not knowledge,

337. that have infiltrated the halls of the college.

338. Bill Effer, director of buildings and grounds at Ohlone,

339. takes it all in stride.

340. "We have what we consider normal fall weather," he said.

341. - Okay, the question is, who invented punk?

342. I suppose, when I answer Johnny Rotten or Malcolm McLaren,

343. but they stole it from Richard Hell,

344. who stole it from Iggy Pop,

345. who stole it from Lou Reed,

346. who stole it from Marlon Brando,

347. who stole it from James Dean,

348. who stole it from Robert Mitchum,

349. who stole it from I Flynn.

350. Man, can you believe that?

351. I really like your hair.

352. - Yeah, thanks.

353. - No, really.

354. Didn't I ever tell you before how much I like it?

355. - Come on, stop being boring.

356. - Sorry.

357. You wanna get something to eat?

358. - Yeah.

359. Mm, wait, do you like my shoes?

360. - They're okay.

361. - Wait.

362. Mick?

363. Do

364. you

365. want

366. to

367. do

368. it?

369. - Do what?

370. - You know, it.

371. - Yeah, I mean,

372. I didn't know you wanted to.

373. - I do.

374. - The first rock song I can remember?

375. The first rock song I remember is,

376. Jesus, "Surfing USA," by the Beach Boys.

377. I was pretty young and I was inside

378. when I should have been outside playing.

379. The music was coming from the stereo in my parent's room.

380. The door was open, so of course, I peeked in.

381. They were in bed fucking.

382. What an absurd song to fuck to.

383. I was kind of frightened,

384. but the music was such an upbeat and happy backdrop.

385. It was in the middle of the afternoon,

386. in the brightest sunlight.

387. - I die, I do, I do, I do.

388. I die, I do, I ever over you, I do, I do ever die over you.

389. I do, I die.

390. - What did you and Mick end up doing last night?

391. - We went back to his place and fucked.

392. - Hm.

393. Sex is okay, I guess.

394. But how can you stand everything

395. that has to go on before it happens?

396. - You mean foreplay?

397. - No, I mean, like innuendos and mind games.

398. I mean, after you've fucked, well that's even worse.

399. Like what did you say to him this morning?

400. - Nothing.

401. I left before he woke up.

402. - I felt like shit.

403. I suggested that we do something fun to clear my head.

404. We ripped off three stores.

405. Most of what we stole was junk, but that was the point.

406. There is a certain thrill buying new clothing.

407. It's like the future unfolding before you

408. and presenting you with all of its wondrous possibilities.

409. Slipping on a pair of shoes,

410. there is always that uplifting odor,

411. the smell of commerce, fashion, and youth,

412. all rolled into one.

413. It's like having sex for the first time,

414. exciting and empowering.

415. - Dear God, it is my second year of this university.

416. I am sic of this place.

417. Unfortunately, I will be back next year,

418. and the year after,

419. until I graduate.

420. All I really wanna do is be in a rock band,

421. but here, all I do is write papers about rock bands.

422. I need your help and your advice.

423. Please, I am ready to listen.

424. - Mick, what do you expect, guidance, moral support?

425. Look into your soul, find your desires and convictions

426. and be ready to bleed for them.

427. If you have no desires and convictions,

428. you're halfway to the morgue.

429. My major here is aesthetics of crime.

430. I chose this major because it sounded really fashionable.

431. You know, guns,

432. terrorists,

433. bandits,

434. hand cuffs, all kinds of sexy stuff.

435. In my mind, I saw a fashion show of the depraved.

436. But of course, my expectations were never met.

437. All I do is read boring books and write C+ papers.

438. - So, if we turn to the opening of

439. Blake's marriage of Heaven and Hell,

440. we find an interesting passage.

441. It reads, "The Ancient tradition

442. "that the world will be consumed in fire

443. "at the end of 6,000 years is true,

444. "as I have heard from Hell.

445. "For the cherub, with his flaming sword,

446. "is thereby commanded to leave his God at the Tree of Life.

447. "When he does, the whole creation will be consumed

448. "and appear infinite and holy,

449. "whereas it now appears finite and corrupt.

450. "This will come to pass

451. "by improvement of sensual enjoyment."

452. - This is very important and it's here...

453. - He goes on, but first a notion

454. that man has a body distinct from his soul

455. as an extra part.

456. "This," Blake says, "I shall do

457. "by printing in the infernal method

458. "by corrosives which in Hell are salutary and medicinal,

459. "melting apparent surfaces away

460. "and displaying the infinite which was hid."

461. - I hate her.

462. She's a whore.

463. Her boyfriend is also a real fucker.

464. - Oh, they're not that bad.

465. - You see that guy with the boots?

466. He's a prick.

467. That whole table, they're all pathetic.

468. You should kill them.

469. - What's your point, M?

470. - Well somebody's gotta represent the hate generation.

471. - Oh ho ho ho ho.

472. So, do you hate yourself?

473. - What type of question is that?

474. Of course.

475. - That's interesting.

476. - I hate the way I sleep too much.

477. I hate myself for spending too much money.

478. I hate my hair.

479. - Come on, you have good hair.

480. - No, it's pathetic.

481. I should just kill myself.

482. But I'm also a coward.

483. That's another reason why I hate myself.

484. - But don't things make you happy,

485. you know, like shoes, cigarettes?

486. - Yeah, but those things are insignificant

487. on an ontological level.

488. - My job at the photo lab is going okay, I guess.

489. Its sorta dull.

490. I'm studying photography here.

491. The other students tease me a lot

492. because I like to take pictures of beautiful things.

493. Sunsets, birds, nature, stuff like that.

494. Someday I hope to be a photographer for a postcard company.

495. I also like pornography.

496. Strange combination, huh?

497. When did I first fuck?

498. I fucked someone when I was 14, in the bathroom.

499. My father caught us and punished me.

500. In those days, I fucked anything.

501. Anyone who fucked me, loved me, I thought.

502. Uh, I now know that isn't true, so I don't fuck anymore.

503. I've always liked fires, uh,

504. when I was eight, I almost burned my house down.

505. When I was 11, I learned how to make bombs.

506. I use these to kill um,

507. toads, lizards, and small birds.

508. This sexually excited me,

509. which I guess is a pretty common thing.

510. Anyway, I ended up having to build these graveyards

511. where I'd have to bury all the things I killed.

512. I felt bad about these animals, um,

513. but the guilt was sorta neat.

514. - Did I do anything wrong?

515. If I did, you should tell me.

516. - No, it wasn't you.

517. You were fine.

518. It's just that this whole thing is sort of stupid.

519. I mean, I'm not a prude, but fucking is sort of dumb.

520. I mean, I can take it or leave it.

521. - Really?

522. - I mean, I like being here with you,

523. talking, stuff like that,

524. but, sex, it's like,

525. taking a shower, if I didn't have to do it,

526. life would be a little more pleasant.

527. - So, fucking is just something you've gotta do?

528. It's like, taking a shit?

529. - No, taking a shit is far more enjoyable.

530. It's more,

531. Marxist.

532. Sex is like,

533. waiting for a birthday, you just wait and wait,

534. and it passes by too quickly,

535. and you're really,

536. fucking is definitely overrated,

537. and shitting underrated.

538. I've gotta get dressed.

539. The days move like molasses.

540. Come on, honey.

541. - Good evening, how are y'all doin' out there?

542. - M, you're on my cord.

543. How y'all doin'?

544. Welcome to Cafe Kamu Review.

545. Let's go meet some of the VIPs, M,

546. that make up our lovely audience.

547. VIP, that stands for...

548. - Vaginally in tuned persons.

549. - That's right.

550. The theme of tonight's show is, does art imitate life?

551. Does life fuck art?

552. Does art suck shit?

553. Do shit get stuck in my asshole

554. and give me bad pains?

555. Is shittin' better than fuckin'?

556. - Oh, I fucked him.

557. - Hello my dear, and what name were you blessed with?

558. - Jenny.

559. - Oh, they underestimated you, my dear,

560. you look more like a Venus de Milo.

561. Doesn't she, M, doesn't she look like a Venus to you?

562. - Can I tell you the only question running through my head

563. at this moment is what color is this woman's pubic hair?

564. - The only way we'll figure that out, girl,

565. is by picking it out of your teeth.

566. - Bye y'all.

567. - See ya real soon.

568. - So anyway,

569. I've come up with a title for my sophomore thesis.

570. I think it's pretty great.

571. I sing the body divided, colon,

572. dismemberment as universal signifier in rock music.

573. Here's the thesis, that rock music thrives

574. on the dismemberment of the human body.

575. Whenever you hear a song with rock and roll at its base,

576. you are witnessing an act of ritual dismemberment

577. that predates and presupposes Greek tragedy.

578. Rooted in the dismemberment of the god Dionysus,

579. I set forth by Nietzsche in the birth of tragedy.

580. Because dismemberment is a universal signifier...

581. Is it surprising that exactly 90 years

582. after Nietzsche wrote "The Anti-Christ,"

583. in which the figure of Christ is pitted against Dionysus,

584. Johnny Rotten should announce, "I am the anti-Christ,"

585. in the song that is the very model of a dithyramb.

586. Here, I'll show ya.

587. - They found another corpse in the sewer this morning.

588. I read it in the papers.

589. This one was so far gone

590. that they couldn't tell if it had been a man or a woman.

591. They found it when Mick and I caught all those rats.

592. - Wanna see some pictures I stole from work yesterday?

593. - Sure.

594. These are filthy.

595. - You're damn right.

596. That's the best batch yet.

597. I bet I could sell 'em to a fuck magazine

598. and make some fucking money.

599. - Do you wanna see them?

600. - No.

601. I'm late for class.

602. I like fucking Mick.

603. I'll never admit it to him.

604. That would be almost as bad as saying I loved him

605. or something.

606. I tell Mick that sex is boring,

607. but it actually is pretty good.

608. It's best when I'm on top of him,

609. my legs straddling him,

610. so I'm rising up and down on his cock.

611. I come in this position.

612. Sometimes we lay together, motionless for minutes,

613. his cock in my cunt, me on top of him,

614. and then I'll lean over and put my tongue on his nipple.

615. It excites me as much as it excites him.

616. It's like paradise.

617. - The bourgeoisie shall die.

618. We are about youth changing vitality.

619. Down with the stagnant middle class values

620. that have been fucked down our throats since time zero.

621. We are choking,

622. on the rotting values of our parent's generation.

623. We must purge ourselves of this swill.

624. We must vomit

625. to free ourselves of the shackles of mediocrity.

626. - Right on, man, right on.

627. - Yeah.

628. - Why?

629. - I was drunk.

630. - You're so fucking stupid.

631. - Those whining brats deserved it.

632. - You don't even have a good reason for doing it.

633. - Come on, did you see any of that shit?

634. It was ugly, I was doing them a favor.

635. Sort of like shooting a sick dog.

636. - Why'd you have to sign your name?

637. - Ha, so I come off like the big cynic, huh?

638. I hate everybody and everything.

639. Seriously,

640. like half of this film has been shot

641. and I guess I have no real complaints except

642. the director is real cheap.

643. I'm not getting paid for shit and the coffee's always cold.

644. But I guess I don't care.

645. Who am I really?

646. Now I can't say, that would destroy the illusion, you know.

647. But one thing I can tell you about the real me,

648. I hate smoking.

649. I have to pretend to like it when I play M.

650. Now that's real acting.

651. - Do you like cheese?

652. I love it.

653. Have you ever really thought about your actions

654. and how they affect other people?

655. That's interesting.

656. You remind me of someone I know, someone I'm very close to.

657. You remind me of my son.

658. He's 19 now, but I remember this incident very clearly.

659. He was 14, a real delinquent, having trouble in school,

660. hanging around with the wrong crowd.

661. I came home from work one day

662. and caught him with a boy in the bathroom.

663. My little prince with some teen hoodlum, in my bathroom.

664. Do you know what I had to do to him, M?

665. Can you imagine the horror of coming home

666. and finding your own child in the john,

667. having sex with some stranger?

668. They say that puberty is the time in a child's life

669. of fucking.

670. Fucking around and fucking up.

671. There are those of us

672. that can make a 15 year ordeal out of puberty.

673. Fortunately, I acted wisely.

674. I disciplined my son after the bathroom incident.

675. You understand what I'm trying to say.

676. My son's getting married next week.

677. You probably know how happy I am about this.

678. - They expelled me,

679. but I didn't expect any leniency.

680. You may choose from three basic positions to douche.

681. Most women prefer to douche while sitting on the toilet.

682. Whichever way you choose,

683. remember that douching is easier when you're relaxed.

684. Insert the nozzle into your vagina about three inches.

685. Avoid closing the lips of the vagina

686. and squeeze bottle gently,

687. letting the solution irrigate and cleanse the vagina.

688. Solution will flow back out as you use the douche.

689. Douches come in three lovely fragrances

690. to leave you feeling cleaner and more confident.

691. Everything I touch turns to shit.

692. - Don't be so hard on yourself.

693. - I even lost my new shoes.

694. They just disappeared.

695. - You can always buy another pair.

696. - Yeah.

697. Consume or be consumed.

698. - What are you gonna do?

699. - I don't know.

700. I was thinking of going to the coast.

701. - The coast is boring.

702. - Yeah, but I don't care.

703. You got any cigarettes?

704. - So, when are you leaving?

705. - Tomorrow.

706. Someone destroyed my car.

707. I have to take the train.

708. - Do your parents know you've been kicked out?

709. - Well no, but...

710. - What a drag.

711. - Mick was determined

712. to make my last night here a fun one.

713. At that moment, I could feel the Earth rotting.

714. I could feel myself rotting.

715. But I didn't care.

716. - You're M, aren't you?

717. - Yeah.

718. - I heard about what you did.

719. That's really wild.

720. - Yeah, I guess.

721. - Everybody's talkin' about it.

722. So they kicked you out, right?

723. - Yeah.

724. - Coo oo oo oo ooooooooooool.

725. - Godard, Truffaut, Renee,

726. they are just a bunch of old boring farts.

727. We would be better off if their films were burned

728. and the ashes flushed into the sewer.

729. The French new wave was little more than a joke,

730. a joke with no punchline,

731. delivered by an idiot,

732. worthless complainers and whiners.

733. Their films were complete bores,

734. inane characters hitting midlife crisis at the age of 17.

735. Godard, master of the two hour long mistake.

736. Truffaut, what a stinker.

737. As interesting as watching a roof leak.

738. And Louie Malle, he should have given up film making

739. and gone into real estate.

740. Perfect films to watch

741. while serving a 20 year jail sentence.

742. - So, this is the last night you're gonna be with Mick?

743. - Mmhmm.

744. - Are you gonna fuck him?

745. - Probably.

746. - That's good.

747. I mean,

748. can I watch?

749. - What?

750. - Can I watch you and Mick do it?

751. - I.

752. - Please, he'll never know.

753. - No.

754. - I'll be in the closet, I'll be really quiet.

755. - No.

756. - Come on, I promise, I won't tell a soul.

757. - No.

758. - Hello mom?

759. Yeah it's me.

760. Oh, everything is fine.

761. No no, I was just calling to see how you and dad are.

762. Also, I was wondering if you could send me some more money.

763. No, nothing's wrong.

764. You know, for school supplies and stuff like that?

765. Great.

766. Thanks mom.

767. No, I love you.

768. - Morning in the same old streets.

769. Nothing has changed.

770. I said goodbye to Mick and I at the station.

771. It wasn't very sad.

772. Two days after I left the university, Mick killed himself.

773. He used a gun,

774. a razor,

775. pills.

776. I joked that Mick did it as a gesture of his love for me.

777. Mick was too smart for that Romeo Juliet stuff.

778. I think he killed himself to get attention.

779. And in a way, he did.

780. I never really did figure out why he...

781. - Wait, stop.

782. - Three four!