1. Mr. Andrews, Mr. Kudo, Mr. Fairchild.Copy !req
2. Morning.Copy !req
3. Mr. Jensen,
didn't see you at the History Club meeting.Copy !req
4. That was the idea.Copy !req
5. Mr. Edwards, how did the castration go
on that polo pony?Copy !req
6. You're next, pal.Copy !req
7. Nice tie, teach. Clip-on?Copy !req
8. - Daddy's boy.
- Bite me!Copy !req
9. Wellington Academy. Are you white?Copy !req
10. Hold, please. I'll put you right through.Copy !req
11. Wellington Academy. Are you white?Copy !req
12. Hold, please. I'll put you through.Copy !req
13. Mr. Clark, your father's waiting for you.Copy !req
14. How are you doing, Mr. Clark?
Looking good.Copy !req
15. - Thank you, Mr. Kuntzler, I'm fine.
- Good.Copy !req
16. There he is, the man of the hour.Copy !req
17. Son, don't just stand there. Come join us.Copy !req
18. For a moment,
I didn't think you were gonna make it.Copy !req
19. Father, I really need to talk to you.Copy !req
20. Plenty of time for that, son.
Sit down. I have something to tell you.Copy !req
21. Sit down, Richard, and smoke.Copy !req
22. - But, Father—
- Now, everyone smokes a pipe here.Copy !req
23. I do it. Your grandfather did it.Copy !req
24. Even the Indians smoked on this land...Copy !req
25. before they traded it away
for some chickens and a pound of jewelry.Copy !req
26. - But, Father, I hate—
- Suck.Copy !req
27. Son, it gives me great pleasure
to announce that we're promoting you...Copy !req
28. to Assistant Vice Chairman
of the History Department.Copy !req
29. Father, that's why we have to talk.Copy !req
30. Yes, there's lots to talk about.Copy !req
31. You'll need a telephone,
and we'll move you from the basement—Copy !req
32. Father, for once in your life,
will you just listen to me?Copy !req
33. Oh, my—Copy !req
34. Look, I've taken a job...Copy !req
35. at Barry High School.Copy !req
36. For the moment, I will assume that you've
found a sense of humor and are joking.Copy !req
37. I'm not joking.Copy !req
38. Richard, if you do this, you will fail.Copy !req
39. You will fail.Copy !req
40. And mark my words, you'll come crawling
back here with your tail between your legs.Copy !req
41. You're wrong, Father.
I'm going to succeed at Barry High School.Copy !req
42. And I have no intention of ever crawling
back here with anything between my legs.Copy !req
43. Barry High.Copy !req
44. Hey, could you point me
to the faculty parking lot?Copy !req
45. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
46. Where?Copy !req
47. Beautiful morning.Copy !req
48. - Come on, give me a break.
- All right.Copy !req
49. Man.Copy !req
50. Hold it. What is this?Copy !req
51. - No, wait a minute.
- What the heck is this? Get on in there.Copy !req
52. Come here.Copy !req
53. - You had them last week.
- Know what you mean.Copy !req
54. All right, give me $3.Copy !req
55. My brother, 24 carats, $24.Copy !req
56. No, thank you. I already have a—Copy !req
57. Falique Abdul, please come to the office.
One of your fathers is here.Copy !req
58. You watch it, okay. Okay?Copy !req
59. - Who's that?
- How the hell should I know?Copy !req
60. Well, what have we got here?
Griff, welcome back, bro.Copy !req
61. So you finally got what you wanted?Copy !req
62. It's a nice little business.
Keeps us in pocket change.Copy !req
63. I knew it was you that set me up, bro.Copy !req
64. If it bothers you that much,
go ahead, make your move.Copy !req
65. Or did that year in juvie soften your cheese?Copy !req
66. This is my turf now.
You show me respect. Me.Copy !req
67. Paco de la Vega-El Camino-Cordova-Jose
Cuervo-Sanchez-Rodriguez...Copy !req
68. Junior.Copy !req
69. Are we not forgetting a name?Copy !req
70. - What's that?
- Skid mark.Copy !req
71. All right, you toughs. Break it up.Copy !req
72. Now, cut it out.Copy !req
73. You boys ought to be ashamed
of yourselves.Copy !req
74. School is no place for fighting.Copy !req
75. What are you looking for?Copy !req
76. I'm looking for the rest your posse...Copy !req
77. that's going to keep me
from ripping you a new asshole.Copy !req
78. I will pretend for the moment
that you meant that in a nice way.Copy !req
79. But I am warning you,
I'm about to lose my temper.Copy !req
80. Now, I want you boys to shake hands.Copy !req
81. Go on.Copy !req
82. There. See?Copy !req
83. Now, that wasn't so bad, was it?Copy !req
84. It's always best to shake hands,
unless someone just sneezed into it...Copy !req
85. or if they have a stump.
That could be a little weird.Copy !req
86. All right, now go on, everybody.
Get back to class.Copy !req
87. Cross me again, Griffy-boy...Copy !req
88. and even Mr. Rogers here
won't be able to save your ass.Copy !req
89. - Go on. Bye.
- Let's go, dogs.Copy !req
90. Gentlemen, I believe classes are this way.Copy !req
91. They're not at school here anymore.Copy !req
92. - Are you in school here?
- Yeah.Copy !req
93. - First day?
- No, not really. I was—Copy !req
94. Mine, too. I'm a new teacher, Mr. Clark.
What's your name?Copy !req
95. - Griff McReynolds.
- Nice to meet you, Griff.Copy !req
96. You know, son,
I remember my first day at school.Copy !req
97. Hope you live through this one, chump.Copy !req
98. Your attention, please.Copy !req
99. Today begins sexual awareness week.
Please contact Nurse Johnson in the hall.Copy !req
100. Here you go, you little slut.Copy !req
101. Excuse me. I'm looking for Room 134.Copy !req
102. Thank you.Copy !req
103. Keep moving. I repeat, keep moving.Copy !req
104. Pick up that can.Copy !req
105. Where are you going?
The little girls' room is that way.Copy !req
106. Hey, take off those colors.Copy !req
107. Yeah, you. Lose the cigarette.Copy !req
108. Take a hike, Gumby.
Get rid of the sunglasses.Copy !req
109. Excuse me. But this kind of behavior...Copy !req
110. I'd bet the principal would frown
on this sort of thing.Copy !req
111. Evelyn Doyle, Principal.Copy !req
112. Look, pinhead, I don't know
what nursery school you come from...Copy !req
113. but here you screw up, you die.Copy !req
114. Every bad kid in the city
is dumped into our laps.Copy !req
115. Excuse me, Ms. Doyle, with all due respect...Copy !req
116. I don't think there is such a thing
as a bad kid.Copy !req
117. At least, they don't start off that way.
They just need someone they can relate to...Copy !req
118. and I can reach them.
I know what's def, what's wack...Copy !req
119. what's jam, what's straight-up booty.Copy !req
120. Mr. Clark,
how long have you been teaching here?Copy !req
121. Twenty minutes!Copy !req
122. I've been here over 20 years.
Don't you question my authority on this.Copy !req
123. Excuse me.Copy !req
124. Pardon me.Copy !req
125. Are you having a hard time
finding your way around?Copy !req
126. Yes. I'm looking...Copy !req
127. for Room 134.Copy !req
128. - Hi. Victoria Chapell.
- Richard Clark.Copy !req
129. Nice to meet you, Mr. Clark.
It's down this way.Copy !req
130. What do you teach, Ms. Chapell?Copy !req
131. I'm Principal Doyle's
administrative assistant.Copy !req
132. Drama coach. You did say Room 134?Copy !req
133. Yes.Copy !req
134. This is it. All of our classrooms
are in dire need of repair.Copy !req
135. Ever since the legislature passed
that "Three Fs and You're Out" law...Copy !req
136. a lot of schools have closed.Copy !req
137. The school board decided
it just wasn't worth it.Copy !req
138. I guess they just gave up on these kids.Copy !req
139. So we've been squeezed for money
ever since.Copy !req
140. We've been forced to—Copy !req
141. Guess I'll get that later.Copy !req
142. Mr. Clark, are you by any chance related
to Thaddeus Clark...Copy !req
143. Headmaster at the Wellington School?Copy !req
144. Yeah. He's my father.Copy !req
145. Every school in the district
uses his book as a faculty primer.Copy !req
146. You know,
I don't see the family resemblance.Copy !req
147. Most people think I take after my mum.Copy !req
148. Look at this place.
Boy, it has great character.Copy !req
149. Sure, it needs a little paint and plaster...Copy !req
150. and floorboards...Copy !req
151. and pest control.Copy !req
152. With a little elbow grease—Copy !req
153. Jesus!Copy !req
154. And some new wiring,
she'll be back to shape in no time.Copy !req
155. Smell those seats.Copy !req
156. It says, "Teach me. I want to learn."Copy !req
157. - You must think I'm a silly idealist.
- No.Copy !req
158. I really admire your dedication.Copy !req
159. Your wife must be very proud of you.Copy !req
160. Actually, I'm not married.Copy !req
161. I find that surprising.Copy !req
162. It's pretty hard to be married,
if you've never had a steady girlfriend.Copy !req
163. I'm much too busy with work
to think about much else other than work.Copy !req
164. That's very admirable.Copy !req
165. The last time I heard someone talk like that
was old Mr. Riley.Copy !req
166. He was head of the History Department
until last semester.Copy !req
167. Retired?Copy !req
168. If you can call
being beaten to death retiring.Copy !req
169. Coffee?Copy !req
170. The lounge.Copy !req
171. - I'm going in. Cover me.
- Good luck in Home Ec, Lou.Copy !req
172. It's a little early to start drinking,
don't you think?Copy !req
173. Who stops?Copy !req
174. Hi, I'm Richard Clark.
I'm a new history teacher here.Copy !req
175. - What department do you teach in?
- I don't know. Something on the third floor.Copy !req
176. Richard, I'd like you to meet somebody.Copy !req
177. This is Bernie Raveling,
our athletic director, and...Copy !req
178. It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Raveling.Copy !req
179. - Letting the moustache grow in, I see.
- Richard—Copy !req
180. From the looks of the stubble,
I'd say it's going to be a beaut.Copy !req
181. I had one in college myself.Copy !req
182. Richard, that's Ms. Wells,
the girls' gym teacher.Copy !req
183. Did I mention how attractive you look,
Ms. Wells?Copy !req
184. That blue sweat suit really brings out
the color of your eyes.Copy !req
185. You coming on to me, pickle dick?Copy !req
186. No. I'd never dream of it.Copy !req
187. - Not good enough for you?
- Well, it's been a real pleasure.Copy !req
188. They should really fix the lighting in here.Copy !req
189. All right, settle down, you people.Copy !req
190. Knock it off. Quiet!Copy !req
191. I want quiet.Copy !req
192. It's a new semester.
That means new I.D. cards...Copy !req
193. strip searches and fresh fingerprints.Copy !req
194. Shut up!Copy !req
195. As you know, Mr. Arnott...Copy !req
196. our assistant principal, is still missing.Copy !req
197. If you know of his whereabouts,
or if you have him...Copy !req
198. contact me immediately.Copy !req
199. And also don't forget,
in less than two months...Copy !req
200. the state will administer
the Academic Proficiency Test.Copy !req
201. Anyone planning on going to college
is required to take these exams.Copy !req
202. Don't forget Career Day on Fridays.Copy !req
203. The United States Marines
and the Michigan Militia...Copy !req
204. will have recruiters here on campus.Copy !req
205. All right, listen up!Copy !req
206. We have a new teacher.Copy !req
207. His name is Richard Clark.Copy !req
208. It's his first day.Copy !req
209. Give him at least a week
before you do something terrible to him.Copy !req
210. Mr. Clark, do you have anything fo say?Copy !req
211. Now, you all should know—Copy !req
212. Actually, yes.Copy !req
213. I was asked a while back,
what teaching meant to me.Copy !req
214. My reward,
is being able to shape and mold...Copy !req
215. agile young minds like yours.Copy !req
216. Someday you will be the world's leaders.Copy !req
217. But the important thing is, I see in you...Copy !req
218. the future of America.Copy !req
219. You suck!Copy !req
220. That's enough, miss!Copy !req
221. She's the school's librarian.Copy !req
222. Jeez, talk about low morale.Copy !req
223. All right, please settle down.Copy !req
224. There. That's more like it.Copy !req
225. I know.Copy !req
226. I'm the enemy.Copy !req
227. I'm the "grown-up."Copy !req
228. But, darn it, I was a kid once, too.Copy !req
229. And I haven't led a choirboy's life.Copy !req
230. I've got my share of parking tickets.Copy !req
231. At a baseball game once...Copy !req
232. I moved down to the expensive seats.Copy !req
233. Yeah. I'm not proud of it.Copy !req
234. In order to get to know you...Copy !req
235. I've devised a little system.Copy !req
236. When I call your name...Copy !req
237. I would like you to stand up...Copy !req
238. and then you tell me a little something
about yourself.Copy !req
239. Natalie Thompson.Copy !req
240. - Is there a Natalie Thompson here?
- I'm here.Copy !req
241. - What's up, girl?
- Why are you late?Copy !req
242. - Because the bell rang before I got here.
- Well—Copy !req
243. All right. Before you came in, we were just
talking about sharing personal information.Copy !req
244. Perhaps you can tell us something
about yourself.Copy !req
245. For the last week,
I've had a yeast infection that's extremely—Copy !req
246. Not that personal.Copy !req
247. Something about what you enjoy doing.Copy !req
248. I like writing poetry.Copy !req
249. A poet. I love poetry.Copy !req
250. Perhaps you have a nice one
you'd like to share with us.Copy !req
251. Okay.Copy !req
252. Here's one I wrote yesterday.Copy !req
253. "Oh, hopelessnessCopy !req
254. "unrelenting, blood-drenchedCopy !req
255. "intestine-twisting hopelessnessCopy !req
256. "So thick and mucous-like
in a stinking, vomit-filled voidCopy !req
257. "I am but a rancid carcass on the highwayCopy !req
258. "Road kill for the maggotsCopy !req
259. "Floating in shark-filled bile,
like wildebeest entrails"Copy !req
260. That's as far as I got.
I would have finished but...Copy !req
261. I couldn't find anything
to rhyme with "festering drippage."Copy !req
262. Well, thank you, Natalie.Copy !req
263. Is it Anthony Jefferson?Copy !req
264. Anferny.Copy !req
265. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
266. - Anferny.
- Anferny?Copy !req
267. Anferny, I thought I wrote it down wrong.Copy !req
268. All right. Tell us a little something
about yourself, Anferny.Copy !req
269. You know. I like chilling with my boys...Copy !req
270. blazing up a fat blunt...Copy !req
271. rizzeezing my mizzonkey...Copy !req
272. hitting skins with my old lady...Copy !req
273. hanging my ass over the line,
tagging freeway bridges.Copy !req
274. I'm down with that poetry shit, too.
You want to hear?Copy !req
275. - Sure.
- All right.Copy !req
276. "My benevolence is upset
and so is my prideCopy !req
277. "That's why I took my bitchCopy !req
278. "for a rideCopy !req
279. "I'm down with the bros
and I'm up on my shiznitCopy !req
280. "because I love it when I'm just laid back
chilling with my bitch"Copy !req
281. "Whichever one of them hoes I'm with"Copy !req
282. I call it, Love Can Be A Wonderful Thing.Copy !req
283. Thank you, Anferny.Copy !req
284. That was quite romantic.Copy !req
285. Julie Rubels. Miss Rubels?Copy !req
286. That's Mrs. Rubels.Copy !req
287. See, right after I got out of prison,
I met Tito...Copy !req
288. and that's when little Juan and Maria
came along.Copy !req
289. I certainly hope
you learned a valuable lesson.Copy !req
290. Yes.Copy !req
291. Basically, as far as vasectomies go,
never use the home Kit.Copy !req
292. Thank you, Julie.Copy !req
293. Griff McReynolds?Copy !req
294. Where's Griff? Griff.Copy !req
295. We had the pleasure
of meeting earlier today.Copy !req
296. Hey, Griff, let me ask you something.Copy !req
297. Where do you see yourself in, say, 20 years?Copy !req
298. Living in your house, homes...Copy !req
299. with your cracker ass buried
under the front porch.Copy !req
300. Hi.Copy !req
301. Excuse me.Copy !req
302. Hi.Copy !req
303. - How was your first day?
- Not bad. Not bad at all.Copy !req
304. I think I may be reaching them.Copy !req
305. Victoria?Copy !req
306. Do you think
you could give me a ride home?Copy !req
307. I seem to have misplaced my car.Copy !req
308. Don't worry about it.
All the teachers lose their cars the first day.Copy !req
309. Of course I'll give you a ride.Copy !req
310. That is,
if you promise to help me chaperone...Copy !req
311. the Welcome Back dance tonight.Copy !req
312. Really?Copy !req
313. I'd love to.Copy !req
314. Great.Copy !req
315. So I'll meet you out in the parking lot
in five minutes?Copy !req
316. Okay.Copy !req
317. - Tripping, right?
- Right.Copy !req
318. All right, peep this out, y'all.
We going to pump it up a little bit like this.Copy !req
319. Yeah.Copy !req
320. Listen, I have a record I want you to play.Copy !req
321. Don't you think the kids would enjoy
a nice song with a melody?Copy !req
322. What you got, homes?Copy !req
323. It is a rare, one-of-a-kind, original pressing.Copy !req
324. Yeah? All right, man.
I'm going to put it on here for you.Copy !req
325. - Thanks.
- No problem.Copy !req
326. Yo, man, these jams be kicking, man.Copy !req
327. You got any more of this funky fresh shit
lying around the crib?Copy !req
328. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
329. You're in my history class, right?Copy !req
330. - I'm Griff McReynolds.
- Natalie Thompson.Copy !req
331. That was a pretty nice poem
you read in class today, Natalie.Copy !req
332. - Thanks.
- How do you think of all that stuff?Copy !req
333. I try not to, you know?Copy !req
334. Is it true you used to run the gang
before Paco?Copy !req
335. Yeah, but I'm through with gangs. Word up.Copy !req
336. I mean, in juvie I had time to do
some thinking and some reading.Copy !req
337. You're different from everybody else here.Copy !req
338. Most of the boys I know,
they're all crude and immature.Copy !req
339. Most of the time,
they just want to stare at girls' breasts.Copy !req
340. - You know what I mean?
- Sorry. What?Copy !req
341. This is my song.Copy !req
342. - You want to bust one?
- I don't know. We just met.Copy !req
343. Come on. It's just an innocent little dance.Copy !req
344. Okay.Copy !req
345. Yeah.Copy !req
346. All right, boys, let's party.Copy !req
347. Yo, Mr. DeMarco in the house. Beat it.Copy !req
348. - Paco.
- What up?Copy !req
349. What's the 411 on my shipment?Copy !req
350. Same as always.
Mr. A's Restaurant, Friday nights.Copy !req
351. You bring the cash. We bring the boot.
You know the drill.Copy !req
352. You tell Mr. A to expect me.Copy !req
353. I'll do that.Copy !req
354. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I got to go mingle with my customers.Copy !req
355. See, real money talks.Copy !req
356. Let's see if yours does.Copy !req
357. I mean, there was a time...Copy !req
358. when I tried all the self-help groups
like Outward Bound...Copy !req
359. and that other one where a bunch of men
sit around a campfire naked...Copy !req
360. beating drums and abusing themselves.Copy !req
361. Then I tried drugs.
Prozac, Zantac, Monoxodil.Copy !req
362. But in the end,
you know what I found worked for me?Copy !req
363. Dim sum.Copy !req
364. Whenever I'm feeling overwhelmed by life...Copy !req
365. I just head to Chinatown.Copy !req
366. Yo, Mr. Clark, Paco and his boys heading up
in here. You want us to serve them fools?Copy !req
367. Look. Anferny, instead of using your fists...Copy !req
368. try using this.Copy !req
369. Head-butting?Copy !req
370. Never mind.
Just pick a window and guard it.Copy !req
371. Richard,
you're not really going to try and stop...Copy !req
372. Paco and his gang from coming in, are you?Copy !req
373. - They come to all the dances.
- Not anymore.Copy !req
374. What if they got guns and knives
and everything?Copy !req
375. Who'd bring guns and knives to a dance?Copy !req
376. In that case,
maybe we'd better call the police.Copy !req
377. No, wait. The last time they tried that,
four people ended up in the hospital.Copy !req
378. I can see your point.
We can't have kids going to the hospital.Copy !req
379. Who said anything about kids?
The cops were beaten senseless.Copy !req
380. All right.Copy !req
381. You take care of the music. Anferny,
you and your guys, you come with me.Copy !req
382. Let's go.Copy !req
383. Say, nice leather jacket.Copy !req
384. - Men's Warehouse?
- Shut up, teach.Copy !req
385. We're coming in, so stand aside.Copy !req
386. Not this time, gentlemen.
This dance is for Barry students only.Copy !req
387. We're not gonna have any gangs
inside our school.Copy !req
388. - Who's gonna stop us?
- My gang.Copy !req
389. We already up inside the school.Copy !req
390. You call them bunch of pussies a gang?Copy !req
391. Look, Paco, if you're interested
in coming back to school...Copy !req
392. - and working towards a career—
- Shut up!Copy !req
393. Are you gonna move aside...Copy !req
394. or am I gonna have to turn your eyebrows
into a moustache?Copy !req
395. Paco...Copy !req
396. - why don't you chill out, man?
- Stay out of this, Griff.Copy !req
397. - Since when you been down with O.P.P?
- What you tripping about?Copy !req
398. - You with my girl.
- I am not your girl, Paco.Copy !req
399. - Since when?
- We went on one date.Copy !req
400. If I had known
you were gonna rob that liquor store...Copy !req
401. trust me, I never would have gone.Copy !req
402. No one got hurt, did they?Copy !req
403. Only 'cause the clerk was wearing
a bulletproof turban.Copy !req
404. All right, that's enough.Copy !req
405. Fine. I don't want you anyway,
you super freak.Copy !req
406. You're a real jack-off, you know that?Copy !req
407. That's enough. I mean it.Copy !req
408. We're all civilized human beings here.Copy !req
409. Certainly we can come up
with a compromise.Copy !req
410. All right. I just got some fresh wheels.Copy !req
411. How about a chickee run?Copy !req
412. - You're a real idiot, you know?
- That's good. Chickee run.Copy !req
413. Isn't that better than fighting?Copy !req
414. Okay, everybody, let's go. Back to dancing.Copy !req
415. - And we'll see you in, what?
- Ten minutes. Beck's Bluff.Copy !req
416. - See you at the Bluff.
- Thanks, pal.Copy !req
417. Chickee run.Copy !req
418. See? There's always an intelligent way
to solve our differences.Copy !req
419. My God, Richard, do you have any idea
what you've just done?Copy !req
420. Get lost, punk.Copy !req
421. All right.Copy !req
422. First one to jump out of the car
before the edge of the cliff loses.Copy !req
423. Now remember, no ramming, no swerving...Copy !req
424. and absolutely no use of brakes at any time.Copy !req
425. All right, listen up, guys. Here's the deal.Copy !req
426. When I drop this scarf...Copy !req
427. you boys are gonna go.Copy !req
428. No jumping the gun.Copy !req
429. Ready...Copy !req
430. set...Copy !req
431. Go!Copy !req
432. Richard, just promise me you'll be careful.Copy !req
433. Remember some things are irreplaceable.Copy !req
434. Irreplaceable?
Nothing's gonna happen to me.Copy !req
435. I was talking about my car!Copy !req
436. Hey.Copy !req
437. Griff. Paco. Listen to me, boys.Copy !req
438. Going fast never solved anything.Copy !req
439. This is no way to resolve a dispute.Copy !req
440. We can work this mess out.Copy !req
441. I want you both to get out of your cars
right now...Copy !req
442. and we'll settle this in an adult manner...Copy !req
443. like a fistfight.Copy !req
444. There. That's better.Copy !req
445. Nobody panic.Copy !req
446. I'm okay.Copy !req
447. Here's the tip.
Nobody has to know about this.Copy !req
448. Our little secret.Copy !req
449. Firefighters from all over
Southern California...Copy !req
450. are still trying to contain the flames
that have blackened over 200 acres...Copy !req
451. and caused several blocks of homes
to be evacuated.Copy !req
452. The charred remains of three cars
were found in the rubble.Copy !req
453. One, a classic Corvette,
has been described by experts...Copy !req
454. as being irreplaceable.Copy !req
455. I think we've heard enough bad news
for one day.Copy !req
456. What we've been hearing are rumors...Copy !req
457. that some of our students
may have been involved in this fire.Copy !req
458. And very possibly, a teacher.Copy !req
459. You wouldn't know anything about that,
would you, Mr. Clark?Copy !req
460. No.Copy !req
461. You know, Clark...Copy !req
462. I've been thinking
that maybe we got off on the wrong foot.Copy !req
463. I happen to be a woman
who has strong opinions...Copy !req
464. about how this place should be run.Copy !req
465. It's just possible
that you and I don't see eye-to-eye...Copy !req
466. on our philosophies of education.Copy !req
467. I've always been a woman of few words.Copy !req
468. No miracles.Copy !req
469. Dumping ground.Copy !req
470. I'll need more words than that, ma'am.Copy !req
471. All right. I'll spell it out for you.Copy !req
472. Our primary job here...Copy !req
473. is to warehouse these delinquents,
until such time as they can be released...Copy !req
474. into the general population...Copy !req
475. or sent to a real jail.Copy !req
476. Look, although I may admire
and even appreciate your ideals...Copy !req
477. I know what works, Mr. Clark.Copy !req
478. I know what to expect from these kids...Copy !req
479. and they know what to expect from me.Copy !req
480. My hope is that you can fit into the pattern
here at Barry.Copy !req
481. I guess I should get to class.Copy !req
482. I've certainly enjoyed our chat...Copy !req
483. and I'll take everything you've said to heart.Copy !req
484. Clark!Copy !req
485. Mr. Clark...Copy !req
486. Chickee run, man. Yeah.Copy !req
487. - Mr. Clark, you were smoking last night.
- Thanks, Anferny.Copy !req
488. My man!Copy !req
489. For you, Mr. Clark.Copy !req
490. Richard, you forgot your briefcase.Copy !req
491. How sweet. Is that for me?Copy !req
492. Sorry about your car.Copy !req
493. All right. I want everyone to take their...Copy !req
494. seats.Copy !req
495. Today, I'd like to talk about...Copy !req
496. All right. I guess I won't need this anymore.Copy !req
497. Let's begin, shall we?Copy !req
498. Yesterday,
I was about to start with the Bill of Rights...Copy !req
499. and what they mean to all of us.Copy !req
500. Who can tell me about the Founding Fathers
and their doctrine?Copy !req
501. Let me go, man.Copy !req
502. That's not funny. Let go.Copy !req
503. Your attention, please.Copy !req
504. This is Principal Doyle
welcoming you once again...Copy !req
505. to Barry High's weekly Career Day.Copy !req
506. All the companies represented here
have been handpicked...Copy !req
507. by me in order to give you
a full spectrum of safe and legal ways...Copy !req
508. What's up, man?
I see you got a bright future ahead of you.Copy !req
509. You wouldn't understand, Paco.
I'm trying to help my family.Copy !req
510. See now, this is the shit
that's going to feed your family, not some...Copy !req
511. rinky-dink job.Copy !req
512. Go ahead, man. I'm sure you could use it.Copy !req
513. I got a big deal going down, all right,
with DeMarco at Mr. A's Restaurant.Copy !req
514. - You remember the zip code, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
515. I need a good mule.Copy !req
516. - Are you up for it?
- I can't even think about that right now.Copy !req
517. Who's asking you to think?
Ask Alonzo here. Thinking hurts.Copy !req
518. Richard?Copy !req
519. Hello?Copy !req
520. You tell your boyfriend this is only
the beginning. He better back off.Copy !req
521. Get your hands off of me!Copy !req
522. Come on, I know you want this.
I read Mike Tyson's book.Copy !req
523. Javier, come quick and bring your tools.Copy !req
524. Don't worry, Victoria, I'm here.Copy !req
525. Let me handle this.Copy !req
526. Here, put this on.Copy !req
527. Animal.Copy !req
528. Get off of her.Copy !req
529. Here, sit down.Copy !req
530. Victoria.Copy !req
531. No. Stay away from me.Copy !req
532. - It's okay. It's me.
- I know.Copy !req
533. What the hell's going on here?Copy !req
534. I was attacked.Copy !req
535. Dressed like that, what do you expect?Copy !req
536. And alone with him.Copy !req
537. It wasn't just me. There were three of us.Copy !req
538. That makes it all better.Copy !req
539. No. I was wrestling with the other guy.
He was trying to have sex with her.Copy !req
540. I don't care what your arrangement was,
or how it went wrong.Copy !req
541. Now you listen to me, Clark.Copy !req
542. Either you shape up,
or I'll bounce you out of here...Copy !req
543. faster than a homo at Fort Dix.Copy !req
544. - Does it hurt here?
- A little.Copy !req
545. And here?Copy !req
546. - How about here?
- I can't feel your hand.Copy !req
547. That's because I'm touching myself.Copy !req
548. I better get you something to wear.
You have a T-shirt around here anywhere?Copy !req
549. Top drawer.Copy !req
550. Here we are.Copy !req
551. Poor thing. You must be exhausted.Copy !req
552. Let me loosen that bra and get you some air.Copy !req
553. Richard...Copy !req
554. Victoria, I'm sorry about all this.
It's all my fault.Copy !req
555. If they think by attacking you
they can scare me off, they're nuts.Copy !req
556. They can attack you all they want.
I'm gonna get through to these kids.Copy !req
557. Sure, getting them to come to class,
it's a small victory...Copy !req
558. - but it isn't enough.
- Richard, they have to want to learn.Copy !req
559. That's exactly my point.
And I think Griff is the key.Copy !req
560. He seems to be a leader. Now...Copy !req
561. if I could just reach him,
I could get through to the others—Copy !req
562. You have to be careful.Copy !req
563. If you raise their expectations...Copy !req
564. their hopes, and their dreams,
and then you fail?Copy !req
565. It's worth the risk.Copy !req
566. These are all basically good kids.Copy !req
567. They deserve the same experiences
that we all had in high school.Copy !req
568. Dating, going to proms,
and begging for sex.Copy !req
569. Richard, you have to trust me on this one.Copy !req
570. I'm your friend.Copy !req
571. I'm more than a friend.Copy !req
572. To me?Copy !req
573. Yes. Why not?Copy !req
574. Well, no one who's ever looked like you
has ever looked at me.Copy !req
575. That's their loss.Copy !req
576. You know, I have never been very good
at relationships.Copy !req
577. In fact, most of mine always ended with,
you know:Copy !req
578. "Hey, what are you doing in bed
with that other woman?"Copy !req
579. And that was me talking.Copy !req
580. Victoria, I do find you very attractive.Copy !req
581. What's wrong?Copy !req
582. I'm scared.Copy !req
583. It's okay, you can be on top.Copy !req
584. No, it isn't that.Copy !req
585. Trouble just seems to follow me around.Copy !req
586. Everywhere I go, there's always someone
looking to bust my balls.Copy !req
587. Don't worry, Richard.Copy !req
588. Your balls are safe with me.Copy !req
589. My God, you're a virgin.Copy !req
590. No, I still have my panties on.Copy !req
591. - I still can't...
- Richard, I'm over here.Copy !req
592. Driver, I'm the next stop.Copy !req
593. Forget it, pal.
We don't stop in this neighborhood.Copy !req
594. Griff?Copy !req
595. - Here you go, darling.
- Thanks, Sam.Copy !req
596. Watch your back.Copy !req
597. Here's your cola, Griff.Copy !req
598. - Griff.
- Mr. Clark.Copy !req
599. - What are you doing here?
- I live here.Copy !req
600. I realize a lot of these men do,
but you can get help for this, son.Copy !req
601. No. I mean my mom and I
live in an apartment upstairs.Copy !req
602. Listen, Griff.
The reason I came here is because I—Copy !req
603. I sense that you want to make something
of yourself...Copy !req
604. and if you help me,
we can turn the school around.Copy !req
605. Why me, man?
You'll have to get somebody else.Copy !req
606. Who do you think is watching my little...Copy !req
607. brothers and sisters
while my moms is working? I'm all they got.Copy !req
608. You remind me a lot of myself
when I was your age...Copy !req
609. except I was white and had
both parents and lived in the suburbs...Copy !req
610. and I didn't have any brothers or sisters.Copy !req
611. Maybe you remind me of somebody else.Copy !req
612. Griff, don't you have a dream?Copy !req
613. - You wouldn't be interested, man.
- Sure I would. Tell me.Copy !req
614. - Promise you won't tell anyone.
- You have my word.Copy !req
615. - I want to go to college.
- College? You got to be...Copy !req
616. I'm sorry. Listen, Griff, I'll make you a deal.Copy !req
617. You help me get these kids to learn...Copy !req
618. and I promise you, I will do everything
in my power to get you into college.Copy !req
619. Don't try to play me, Mr. Clark.Copy !req
620. I've been promised stuff before
that hasn't come true.Copy !req
621. I'm saying, where would I get the money
for college from?Copy !req
622. - You ever hear of scholarships?
- Yeah!Copy !req
623. Well...Copy !req
624. you probably won't get any of those.Copy !req
625. But there are plenty of other ways.
I promise you.Copy !req
626. Don't just take my word for it, all right?Copy !req
627. You go home, you talk it over
with your mother.Copy !req
628. I'm sure she'll agree with me.Copy !req
629. Here.Copy !req
630. Listen, Griff,
you don't have to live in a community...Copy !req
631. infested with crimes, and drugs, and gangs.Copy !req
632. You don't have to end up in some sleazy bar
with a bunch of washed-up bums...Copy !req
633. watching some over-the-hill stripper
expose herself...Copy !req
634. for a few measly dollars in her G-string.Copy !req
635. Okay. Now, in the next six weeks...Copy !req
636. I am gonna try and cram as much knowledge
into your brains as is humanly possible.Copy !req
637. Or as space will allow.Copy !req
638. Now, this is your textbook for the semester.Copy !req
639. They open like this.Copy !req
640. Now all of you try it.Copy !req
641. Good.Copy !req
642. All right. Let's get to work.Copy !req
643. Maybe we should start
with some basic English.Copy !req
644. Now, who can give me a complete sentence?Copy !req
645. Yo, you wack punk,
you be going down the hard way.Copy !req
646. All right, that's a good sentence.
Let's examine it.Copy !req
647. "Yo" is a common colloquial greeting...Copy !req
648. comma...Copy !req
649. "you wack punk...Copy !req
650. "you be going..."Copy !req
651. This is just bad syntax.
Who can give me another sentence?Copy !req
652. - Julie.
- I think my water broke.Copy !req
653. Good.Copy !req
654. "I think..."Copy !req
655. - What's the capital of Nebraska?
- Lincoln.Copy !req
656. - Right. Who freed the slaves?
- Lincoln.Copy !req
657. Right. Charles Keating cooked the books
of what S and L?Copy !req
658. - Lincoln.
- Yes.Copy !req
659. - Who makes the best town car?
- Cadillac.Copy !req
660. No.Copy !req
661. - Lincoln!
- Amazing.Copy !req
662. Now we're getting somewhere.Copy !req
663. You and three of your G's
are on someone else's turf.Copy !req
664. You're cruising along in your fly ride
about 20 miles per.Copy !req
665. There's a posse of eight homies just sitting
in front of their crib, they're just...Copy !req
666. chilling on the porch
playing some fresh jams.Copy !req
667. - Who they got on the box?
- I think they're riffing with Tag Team...Copy !req
668. maybe some Ice, Snoop, Biggie,
Junior MAFIA, whatever.Copy !req
669. They decide that they want to throw down.Copy !req
670. So, you and your boys, you pile out
of your hooptie for the face-off.Copy !req
671. They have six baseball bats and two chains.Copy !req
672. You have three brass knuckles...Copy !req
673. and two sawed-off pool cues,
you know, jimmy sticks.Copy !req
674. Now, what I want to know is
what is the ratio...Copy !req
675. of metal weapons to wooden ones?Copy !req
676. Over here, over here, Mr. Clark, Julie knows.Copy !req
677. Okay, pop quiz. Who was the first president
to use the telephone?Copy !req
678. - Anferny.
- Nixon.Copy !req
679. No. Griff.Copy !req
680. - Garfield.
- Yes.Copy !req
681. First president to be on television?Copy !req
682. Anferny.Copy !req
683. - Johnny Carson.
- No, he was never president. Natalie.Copy !req
684. - Eisenhower.
- Yes.Copy !req
685. Who was the last president to blow chunks
on a Japanese head of state?Copy !req
686. Anferny.Copy !req
687. - Bush?
- Yes!Copy !req
688. Good day, Ms. Doyle.Copy !req
689. Good morning, Ms. Doyle.Copy !req
690. You looking fine, Ms. Doyle.Copy !req
691. Mr. Arnott? Where have you been?Copy !req
692. They released me.Copy !req
693. Everyone...Copy !req
694. state law prohibits Mr. Clark
from being here today, so he's at home...Copy !req
695. probably a little nervous,
but I'm sure rooting for all of you.Copy !req
696. All right, here we go.Copy !req
697. The Academic Proficiency Test.Copy !req
698. You have eight hours in which to complete
this exam. Good luck to all of you.Copy !req
699. Begin work now.Copy !req
700. Every day people are discovering
Just how fun and easy it is...Copy !req
701. to get a precision-layered haircut
with the incredible...Copy !req
702. Flowbee Precision Haircufting System.Copy !req
703. Don't be fooled by imitators.Copy !req
704. Flowbee cuts from
a half-inch to six inches long.Copy !req
705. Can't do it wrong.
Get a close-up on this. Squeeze.Copy !req
706. Go ahead. Show your abs.Copy !req
707. Shit.Copy !req
708. All right, time's up.Copy !req
709. Come on. Time's up. Close your booklets.Copy !req
710. I'm sure you all did very well.Copy !req
711. Scores will be posted
at the end of this week.Copy !req
712. How do you think you did on the test?Copy !req
713. I don't know. For the first time in my life,
I feel like I did something right.Copy !req
714. Me, too.Copy !req
715. - Check this out.
- What is it?Copy !req
716. It's my future. Remember that college
I was telling you about?Copy !req
717. - Yeah.
- They wrote me back yesterday.Copy !req
718. - Yeah.
- Now I feel like I got a real chance to get in.Copy !req
719. Guess I owe a lot to Mr. Clark?Copy !req
720. Yeah, you know, I think all the kids
pretty much feel the same way.Copy !req
721. I mean, think about it.Copy !req
722. We could both end up
at the same school together.Copy !req
723. Griff, this is the happiest
I ever remember being.Copy !req
724. It's the first time in my life I haven't prayed
for a gas line to rupture...Copy !req
725. under my building while I was smoking.Copy !req
726. Natalie, I'm glad you're happy.Copy !req
727. Come on.
There's something I want you to see.Copy !req
728. Okay.Copy !req
729. Mr. Clark has taken this place on
as a special project.Copy !req
730. "Fie, my lord, fie!Copy !req
731. "Out, damned spot. Out, I say."Copy !req
732. Line!Copy !req
733. "Who would have thought the old man
to have so much blood?"Copy !req
734. "Who would have thought the old man
to have so much blood in him?"Copy !req
735. Take it off!Copy !req
736. Hustle up, man. Come on, hurry up.Copy !req
737. Yeah, sweet.Copy !req
738. This ought to take care of our little problem.Copy !req
739. Let's get out of here, Paco.Copy !req
740. Hey, give it a rest.Copy !req
741. Everyone, I just want to say
before the test scores arrive...Copy !req
742. that I am so proud of all of you.Copy !req
743. Well?Copy !req
744. As I expected,
every student in this class failed.Copy !req
745. The lowest scores in the country.Copy !req
746. - But there must be some mistake.
- That's right.Copy !req
747. And you're it. See for yourself.
Figures don't lie.Copy !req
748. We're not dealing
with Rhodes scholars here.Copy !req
749. It's time I just accepted what I am
and get on with my life.Copy !req
750. No, Griff, wait.Copy !req
751. See what you've done?Copy !req
752. I told you to leave them at the bottom
of the barrel, where they belong.Copy !req
753. Griff, wait.Copy !req
754. Consider yourself terminated
as of right now.Copy !req
755. Natalie, wait.Copy !req
756. Chuckie, wait.Copy !req
757. Wait, Ms. Doyle,
you're making a huge mistake.Copy !req
758. Mr. Clark has helped this school.
He's a good teacher.Copy !req
759. And I'm not just saying that
because we slept together.Copy !req
760. Clean out your desk by the end of the day.Copy !req
761. - Richard, wait.
- No.Copy !req
762. You were right all along.Copy !req
763. I didn't know what I was getting into
with these kids.Copy !req
764. Richard.Copy !req
765. I'm out of here.Copy !req
766. What's wrong with all of you?Copy !req
767. Have you forgotten
how much Mr. Clark has helped us?Copy !req
768. You had a D average
before Mr. Clark started tutoring you.Copy !req
769. Now you're on the honor roll.Copy !req
770. And this boy. Everyone thought he had
Tourette's syndrome until Mr. Clark...Copy !req
771. discovered he was
a Hindu exchange student.Copy !req
772. You suck!Copy !req
773. You can come back.
Look at me. I'm living proof.Copy !req
774. Call me.Copy !req
775. Richard, wait!Copy !req
776. Richard.Copy !req
777. I'm telling you,
I'm really worried about Richard.Copy !req
778. I've been calling his house
for the past three days...Copy !req
779. and I keep getting the same message:Copy !req
780. "Hi. I'm not here, and I may never be again."Copy !req
781. Julie?Copy !req
782. Buddy up with a mangy dog
or a small child.Copy !req
783. Hey, Nat, are you okay?Copy !req
784. - I'm afraid Griff's gonna join Paco's gang.
- Come on.Copy !req
785. Check this out.Copy !req
786. Word on the street is Paco and his little
punk dogs slipped those mentals we took.Copy !req
787. What I'm saying is, they switched the tests.
That's why everybody flunked.Copy !req
788. You know, you guys.
I probably didn't need no help.Copy !req
789. - Oh, my God, this is awful.
- Then we just got to find Mr. Clark.Copy !req
790. Yeah, but where?
Where do you find a man that depressed?Copy !req
791. Wait a minute. Dim sum.Copy !req
792. Chinatown. Come on.Copy !req
793. Okay, this is it. Julie, Natalie...Copy !req
794. - why don't you two head down that way?
- Okay.Copy !req
795. Anferny, go down to the south end
of the block, and I'll go down this way.Copy !req
796. All right.Copy !req
797. Please, let this be the one.Copy !req
798. Richard,
what are you trying to do to yourself?Copy !req
799. Richard, snap out of it.
Don't you recognize me?Copy !req
800. Mum?Copy !req
801. No, it's me.Copy !req
802. Father O' Flannery?Copy !req
803. Mister?Copy !req
804. You okay? Mister, you okay?Copy !req
805. This girl over there, she asked about you.
Come. Now.Copy !req
806. - Richard, thank God.
- Victoria?Copy !req
807. I've been looking everywhere for you.
I didn't know you drank.Copy !req
808. I drank?Copy !req
809. I thought it was just my pet gorilla here.Copy !req
810. How many fingers?Copy !req
811. Come on, Mr. Clark, snap out of it.
We got to get Griff out of that drug deal.Copy !req
812. Maybe we should just
let the cops handle this.Copy !req
813. That would be fine if I didn't mind waiting
20 years to see Griff again.Copy !req
814. Don't worry. I'll just go in and get him.Copy !req
815. Mr. Clark, you can't just go in there
and be like:Copy !req
816. "Okay, Griff, we're going home,"
else you gonna be going home in a box.Copy !req
817. The only way we're going to get Griff
out of there...Copy !req
818. is you got to show up in the back room
with the cash.Copy !req
819. You got the cash, you the man.Copy !req
820. - Where am I gonna get the cash?
- Man, DeMarco gonna be there.Copy !req
821. What you think he carry in his briefcase?
Food stamps?Copy !req
822. Your job is to make his cash your cash.Copy !req
823. - Did you get it?
- It's all in there.Copy !req
824. Good.Copy !req
825. We just got time to eat.Copy !req
826. All right, everybody, wait here.Copy !req
827. - I'll handle this.
- You not out in 20 minutes...Copy !req
828. me and my G's is coming in after you,
straight up.Copy !req
829. Go in there and represent, Mr. Clark.
You can do it.Copy !req
830. I can do this.Copy !req
831. - What are you doing here?
- I'm here to help you.Copy !req
832. Richard, if anything happens,
I want to be here with you.Copy !req
833. Thanks.Copy !req
834. How are we gonna know
which one is DeMarco?Copy !req
835. - We'll just take a wild guess.
- Where?Copy !req
836. Come on.Copy !req
837. - Someday you will be the world's leaders.
- You suck!Copy !req
838. Where you going?Copy !req
839. It's a mistake, man. I can't do this.Copy !req
840. I thought we settled this, Griffy-boy.Copy !req
841. You better decide right now. You in or out?Copy !req
842. - I ain't asking again.
- Define "in or out."Copy !req
843. In, you're with us, and out, you're dead.Copy !req
844. Works for me.Copy !req
845. Where the hell's our waiter?Copy !req
846. Good evening, gentlemen...Copy !req
847. and welcome to Mr. A's
fine dining establishment.Copy !req
848. I'm Zack. I'll be your waiter this evening,
and this is my trainee, Paula.Copy !req
849. I'm an Aries.
I enjoy water sports and dancing.Copy !req
850. - And my hobbies are origami—
- Enough small talk.Copy !req
851. Just bring us two thick T-bones.Copy !req
852. Yes, sir.Copy !req
853. Would you like those
with or without the bones?Copy !req
854. And a couple of glasses of water.Copy !req
855. All right.
Let me tell you about our water then.Copy !req
856. It comes from the Los Angeles aqueduct...Copy !req
857. where it flows down
a lovely cement channel on a bed of—Copy !req
858. I don't care where it came from.
Just bring it to us.Copy !req
859. I'll take that. It's his birthday.Copy !req
860. Would anyone care
for some desserts this evening?Copy !req
861. Look, you little weasel.
Just bring us what we asked for.Copy !req
862. Unless you want me to stick
this bread stick up your ass.Copy !req
863. It sure would taste better if you didn't.Copy !req
864. You might want to try buttering it first.Copy !req
865. Hey, stand back.Copy !req
866. Come on. We've got to change disguises.Copy !req
867. You ready?Copy !req
868. Yeah, but unfortunately
we've got this other thing we gotta do first.Copy !req
869. Let's see what's in this thing.Copy !req
870. Jesus!Copy !req
871. Hurry.Copy !req
872. Manny, zap that sauce for me, will you?Copy !req
873. Got it.Copy !req
874. Now, what do you want?Copy !req
875. I'm here to see Mr. A.Copy !req
876. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
877. I'm Mr. B.Copy !req
878. Mr. D couldn't make it. He's out with Mr. C.Copy !req
879. You're early.Copy !req
880. DeMarco's early.Copy !req
881. Say what? You?Copy !req
882. Mr. Clark, Miss Chapell,
what are you doing here?Copy !req
883. No need to be so formal, boys.Copy !req
884. We're not in school anymore.Copy !req
885. Two seconds you gonna be
one dead teacher. How's that for formal?Copy !req
886. Now, we work for DeMarco,
buying and selling drugs.Copy !req
887. We're lowlife scumbags. Just like you.Copy !req
888. - What are you talking about?
- What better cover than...Copy !req
889. a teacher and a secretary?Copy !req
890. Administrative assistant.Copy !req
891. Yes, all right.Copy !req
892. All right, enough of this small talk.
I've got business with Mr. A. Where is he?Copy !req
893. I'm right here.Copy !req
894. - Clark?
- Ms. Doyle?Copy !req
895. Around here they call me Mr. A.Copy !req
896. Mister?Copy !req
897. I inherited the business
from my late husband.Copy !req
898. - I'm shocked.
- What?Copy !req
899. That a woman can run a business?Copy !req
900. No. That you were ever married.Copy !req
901. All right. Let's do it.Copy !req
902. What exactly is she doing here?Copy !req
903. She's my bitch.Copy !req
904. Well, my significant other.Copy !req
905. We've been slapping skins
for quite some time now.Copy !req
906. You say you work for DeMarco.
Why should I believe you?Copy !req
907. Why would I have his briefcase
unless I was working for him?Copy !req
908. That doesn't prove anything.Copy !req
909. You could have seen him
down in the restaurant...Copy !req
910. dressed up like a waiter,
created some kind of diversion...Copy !req
911. while she snatched it from under the table.Copy !req
912. That's a little far-fetched, don't you think?Copy !req
913. Wait a minute. Think about it.
You think he's capable of all that?Copy !req
914. Hey, all right.Copy !req
915. What's the big idea?Copy !req
916. - You work out?
- All right. Knock it off.Copy !req
917. I say we off him now,
and then do what we want with their bodies.Copy !req
918. Easy, Paco, easy.Copy !req
919. So, you like getting high, Clark?Copy !req
920. Who doesn't?Copy !req
921. Then perhaps you'd like to sample
the finest crank in town.Copy !req
922. Sure. Load me up a spike.
Let's get this party into gear.Copy !req
923. - Look man, he's clean. No tracks.
- I take mine In the ass.Copy !req
924. Got used to it as a kid. Shots.Copy !req
925. You're starting to piss me off, man.Copy !req
926. Maybe you don't have enough holes
in your head already.Copy !req
927. Excuse me.
Something seems to be riding up here.Copy !req
928. What's going on there?Copy !req
929. Nothing I know rides up that high.Copy !req
930. Here.Copy !req
931. Tie off.Copy !req
932. You really should have someone
look at that. It could be malignant.Copy !req
933. Quit stalling.
We don't want to be here all night.Copy !req
934. Here's looking at you, kid.Copy !req
935. This shit be kicking.Copy !req
936. Man, I'm wasted off my ass
and you're still ugly.Copy !req
937. False alarm.Copy !req
938. Some idiot put a gun in the microwave.Copy !req
939. Good stuff?Copy !req
940. So what have you got to say for yourself?Copy !req
941. Nothing, really.Copy !req
942. Except it's going to be an interesting
morning tomorrow, after my coffee.Copy !req
943. I'll need at least two magazines.Copy !req
944. - So it's all here?
- As far as you know.Copy !req
945. - Half a million?
- Really?Copy !req
946. Yes, down to the penny.Copy !req
947. Now, I'll just take my stuff
and be on my way.Copy !req
948. Wait here.Copy !req
949. Griff, you got to get out of here.Copy !req
950. You're throwing your life away,
messing around with these drug dealers.Copy !req
951. - Look who's talking.
- No, he's not a real drug dealer.Copy !req
952. He's just pretending. He's here to save you.Copy !req
953. - You risked your life to come here for me?
- Yeah, of course I did.Copy !req
954. Well, not the risking-my-life part.Copy !req
955. Anyway, look, Paco switched the tests, and
the police are probably already on their way.Copy !req
956. We got to get out before—Copy !req
957. - It's the waiter and his trainee.
- Yeah. Where the hell's our dinner?Copy !req
958. You jughead.
They're the ones who stole our briefcase.Copy !req
959. DeMarco, what's going on?Copy !req
960. Is this your idea of a straight deal?Copy !req
961. - We thought Clark was your guy.
- I never seen him before tonight.Copy !req
962. Hey. Another one of these,
one of us is gonna have an orgasm.Copy !req
963. Clark, you never should have messed
with me. I don't want him found.Copy !req
964. No problem.Copy !req
965. No.Copy !req
966. - Come on, G's. They're down this way.
- You guys.Copy !req
967. In the house.Copy !req
968. Doyle is getting away. Stop her.Copy !req
969. Seems to me
we've got some unfinished business.Copy !req
970. You're forgetting a couple things,
aren't you?Copy !req
971. - Yeah, what's that?
- Richard's not here to help you this time.Copy !req
972. And?Copy !req
973. I have a frozen pig's foot.Copy !req
974. What's he doing?Copy !req
975. What's going on?Copy !req
976. Come on!Copy !req
977. Look! There's a bigger man,
and he's got a gun!Copy !req
978. - Christ!
- Sorry.Copy !req
979. This was a new suit, pickle dick.Copy !req
980. Get back.Copy !req
981. What are you fossils staring at?
Eat your vegetables.Copy !req
982. Get back! I'm gonna walk out of here.
You punks get out of the way.Copy !req
983. I'm gonna count to three, and if you're
not moving, I'm gonna start shooting.Copy !req
984. Do what she says, kids.Copy !req
985. Chill, Mr. Clark.
She ain't shooting nothing but the breeze.Copy !req
986. You kids are even bigger boneheads
than I thought.Copy !req
987. And everybody knows it, too,
except for this fool.Copy !req
988. You know, Ms. Doyle, that's just what you...Copy !req
989. and people like you,
want everyone to think, isn't it?Copy !req
990. That somehow, no matter what goes down,
we just can't cut it.Copy !req
991. You use that as an excuse to hold us back...Copy !req
992. but Mr. Clark showed us
that there is another way.Copy !req
993. Another way to flunk.Copy !req
994. Think we failed that test? Listen up.Copy !req
995. If x is 17? plus the square root of 4,
minus 6...Copy !req
996. what's X?Copy !req
997. Thirteen.Copy !req
998. Famous Russian author of
The Brothers Karamazov?Copy !req
999. Who is Dostoyevsky.Copy !req
1000. The Gadsden Purchase formed parts
of what two states?Copy !req
1001. Arizona and New Mexico.Copy !req
1002. All right, I'll shoot him.Copy !req
1003. - What's the capital of Ecuador?
- Quito!Copy !req
1004. Back off! I mean it.Copy !req
1005. - NASA's Apollo Program ended what year?
- 1975!Copy !req
1006. Stay away from me.Copy !req
1007. Who was responsible
for the first moonwalk?Copy !req
1008. Michael Jackson!Copy !req
1009. What did he say?Copy !req
1010. No, I'm just playing, man.
It was Louis Armstrong's brother, Neil.Copy !req
1011. What group...Copy !req
1012. is responsible for the consumption
of the most doughnuts in Los Angeles?Copy !req
1013. - Police!
- Right.Copy !req
1014. Nobody move. Get your hands up.Copy !req
1015. This isn't what it looks like.Copy !req
1016. Say hello to Mr. A.Copy !req
1017. So this is Mr. A.
We've been looking for him for years.Copy !req
1018. You're under arrest, fellow.Copy !req
1019. Hey, partner, there's about five more
gangster-pops in the freezer.Copy !req
1020. It was her, man.
She masterminded the whole thing.Copy !req
1021. - I'll testify in court. She's Mr. A.
- We know.Copy !req
1022. Could I borrow your coat?
I can't feel my legs.Copy !req
1023. Come on, let me go, man.
I'll give you $50,000.Copy !req
1024. Ms. Doyle,
I guess we just got off on the wrong foot.Copy !req
1025. No hard feelings.Copy !req
1026. Wonderbra?Copy !req
1027. I swear to God, Clark,
when I get out, I'm gonna hunt you down...Copy !req
1028. and beat you like a circus monkey.Copy !req
1029. By the way, happy birthday.Copy !req
1030. This shit be kicking.Copy !req
1031. And now, to present the diplomas...Copy !req
1032. principal pro tem, Richard C. Clark.Copy !req
1033. Will the graduates please rise and begin...Copy !req
1034. Richard, I never thought I'd say this...Copy !req
1035. but I was wrong about you, son.Copy !req
1036. I can't believe
what you've accomplished here.Copy !req
1037. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
1038. When I call your name,
please step forward to receive your diploma.Copy !req
1039. Anferny Jefferson.Copy !req
1040. Julie Rubels.Copy !req
1041. There's Mommy.Copy !req
1042. Achmed Duvded.Copy !req
1043. Natalie Thompson.Copy !req
1044. And the Valedictorian of our class,
with a 2.35 GPA...Copy !req
1045. Griff McReynolds.Copy !req
1046. You did it, buddy.Copy !req
1047. Way to go, Griff. That's my boy!Copy !req
1048. That's my boy.Copy !req
1049. Good for you, Griff!Copy !req
1050. For all of you who did not
make the journey to this stage today...Copy !req
1051. I say to you, work as hard as you can...Copy !req
1052. do a couple hours
of homework each night...Copy !req
1053. and nothing can stop you.Copy !req
1054. Ladies and gentlemen,
the graduating class of 1996.Copy !req
1055. Graduates, graduate!Copy !req
1056. Coming up on the 11:00 report...Copy !req
1057. Sparky the rottweiler is still missing
on that Korean airliner...Copy !req
1058. day 32.Copy !req
1059. A deadly strain of bacteria
found in movie popcorn...Copy !req
1060. striking its victims exactly
one-and-a-half hours after being consumed.Copy !req
1061. And in sports...Copy !req
1062. Steve's gonna tell us about Marge Schott's
purchase of the Harlem Globetrotters.Copy !req
1063. That's all coming up next.Copy !req