1. Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has
turned on the "No Smoking" sign.Copy !req
2. Please extinguish all smoking materials.Copy !req
3. Make sure your seats are
in the upright position...Copy !req
4. and your seatbelts fastened
in preparation for our arrival in LA.Copy !req
5. Okay. Bye-bye, now.Copy !req
6. Thank you.Copy !req
7. Take care. Watch your step, there.Copy !req
8. Goodbye.Copy !req
9. No!Copy !req
10. Harry! I'm so glad to see you!Copy !req
11. Sir?Copy !req
12. - Just a moment, please.
- Yes?Copy !req
13. Just come with me, please.Copy !req
14. - What is this about?
- I'll explain in due time. Just follow me.Copy !req
15. - You've obviously made a mistake.
- We can clear this up if you'll follow me.Copy !req
16. I hope there's an explanation for all this.Copy !req
17. I'm in the dark.
There's no reason why you should...Copy !req
18. This way, sir, please.Copy !req
19. In the toilet?Copy !req
20. - I demand an explanation.
- How about this?Copy !req
21. - Oh, my God!
- Do you find me attractive?Copy !req
22. - You're not a cop!
- They wouldn't take me!Copy !req
23. Excuse me. I have to run now.Copy !req
24. Why? Don't run away
from your feelings! Wait!Copy !req
25. Where are you going?
Don't be so gauche. We're all doing it!Copy !req
26. What a dramatic airport!Copy !req
27. Dr. Thorndyke?
Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke? Hold it!Copy !req
28. Who are you?Copy !req
29. I'm Brophy. I work at the Institute.
I came to pick you up.Copy !req
30. - I'm going to be your driver and sidekick.
- How do you do?Copy !req
31. Why the picture-taking?Copy !req
32. I love to take pictures.
I'm very photogenic.Copy !req
33. I even develop them myself.
I have my own darkroom.Copy !req
34. Please hold the camera, Doc.
I'll get the trunk.Copy !req
35. Fabulous.Copy !req
36. I got it. I got it...Copy !req
37. I ain't got it!Copy !req
38. I'll get it.Copy !req
39. I got it...Copy !req
40. I ain't got it.Copy !req
41. I got it...Copy !req
42. I ain't got it.Copy !req
43. - Where's the car?
- Over there.Copy !req
44. - Would you mind opening the trunk?
- I'll open the trunk.Copy !req
45. I'll save us a little time.Copy !req
46. You got it. You got it...Copy !req
47. There we go.Copy !req
48. Doc, I sure am glad you're
taking over as the new head of the asylum.Copy !req
49. We haven't had a real chief
since Dr. Ashley died.Copy !req
50. I just hope I do as good a job
as Ashley did.Copy !req
51. - He was a brilliant psychiatric innovator.
- Yeah, innovator.Copy !req
52. When it was announced that you would
take over, Dr. Montague blew his top.Copy !req
53. Between me, you and the steering wheel...Copy !req
54. I guess Montague figured he had the job
tucked away in his back pocket.Copy !req
55. If you get my drift.Copy !req
56. Is that so?Copy !req
57. And then, from out of the blue...Copy !req
58. they go and get you, a professor
from Harvard University. No offense.Copy !req
59. None taken.Copy !req
60. Boy, I tell you, it was a real shock
to everybody when Ashley died.Copy !req
61. The guy was in tiptop shape!Copy !req
62. One can never predict a heart attack.Copy !req
63. Heart attack? Don't make me laugh.Copy !req
64. Brophy, what are you saying?Copy !req
65. If you ask me,
I think Dr. Ashley was the victim of...Copy !req
66. foul play.Copy !req
67. Foul play? Brophy, your imagination
is getting the best of you.Copy !req
68. Let's not forget that you are working
in a psychiatric institution...Copy !req
69. which is conducive to fantasy.Copy !req
70. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm wrong.Copy !req
71. I know I'm right.Copy !req
72. Brophy here with the new head shrink.Copy !req
73. Well, Doc, here's your new home.Copy !req
74. Dr. Thorndyke, I am simply
delighted to meet you in person.Copy !req
75. I've read everything you've ever written
on psychiatry.Copy !req
76. Your lectures, your monographs,
your books.Copy !req
77. I'm absolutely thrilled
that you're taking over the Institute.Copy !req
78. Thank you...Copy !req
79. - Wentworth, Dr. Philip Wentworth.
- A pleasure.Copy !req
80. I've been with the Institute for two years.Copy !req
81. I just know that things are going to change
for the better now that you're here.Copy !req
82. You see, ever since Dr. Ashley died...Copy !req
83. strange things have been happening here.Copy !req
84. Wentworth!Copy !req
85. The eminent Dr. Thorndyke.Copy !req
86. It's a great day here at the Institute
for the Very, Very Nervous.Copy !req
87. May I say that we have been looking
forward with anticipation to your arrival.Copy !req
88. Allow me to introduce myself.
I am Dr. Charles Montague.Copy !req
89. I was in charge till now.Copy !req
90. Allow me to introduce Nurse Diesel,
my right-hand man. Woman.Copy !req
91. Dr. Thorndyke. How do you do?
Charlotte Diesel.Copy !req
92. I left a complete medical file of everyone
in the Institute in your room.Copy !req
93. I'm sure you'll want to rest
before you meet the rest of the staff.Copy !req
94. Dinner is served at 8:00
in the private dining room.Copy !req
95. Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.
Excuse me.Copy !req
96. Dr. Thorndyke, may I say...Copy !req
97. - Charles.
- Bye.Copy !req
98. Do you see what I mean?
I'm trying to tell you...Copy !req
99. - Wentworth!
- Goodbye.Copy !req
100. I got it. I got it...Copy !req
101. I ain't got it.Copy !req
102. Come in.Copy !req
103. Thorndyke. My Richard!Copy !req
104. Professor Little-old-man!Copy !req
105. Lilloman. Lilloman. Nobody gets it right.Copy !req
106. Little-old-man, Little-old-man...Copy !req
107. Richard!Copy !req
108. My best pupil.
My best student which I ever had.Copy !req
109. A patient comes to you.
He is suffering from Belden's Hysteria.Copy !req
110. He has a seizure right in your office.
What do you give him?Copy !req
111. Two cc's of aqueous Thorazine
coupled with one cc of Somadiazine.Copy !req
112. Good. And the most important thing?Copy !req
113. Never take a personal check.Copy !req
114. That's my boy. That's my good pupil.Copy !req
115. Professor, it's so good to see you.
Please, sit down. Let's talk.Copy !req
116. To sit? Ja.Copy !req
117. Richard, I am so proud of you.
So proud, my boy.Copy !req
118. Head of your class at Johns Hopkins.Copy !req
119. Associate professor at Dartmouth.
Full professor at Harvard.Copy !req
120. Winner of the Nobel Prize. And now...Copy !req
121. the head of the most prestigious
psychiatric institute on the West Coast.Copy !req
122. I'm sorry, excuse me.
When you get old, you get very emotional.Copy !req
123. Oops. I blew too fast.Copy !req
124. - Here, Professor, some tissues.
- Danke schön to you.Copy !req
125. - Professor?
- Ja?Copy !req
126. - I had no idea you were working here.
- Working?Copy !req
127. Working is a big word. I'm a consultant.Copy !req
128. It's a fancy title for a part-time job.
I come in two hours a day.Copy !req
129. I don't bother them. They don't bother me.Copy !req
130. Your predecessor, Dr. Ashley, hired me.Copy !req
131. It is a shame he died so all of a sudden.Copy !req
132. He was going to make
some very big changes around here...Copy !req
133. and then...Copy !req
134. Did you see your view outside?
Oh, it is spectacular.Copy !req
135. I've been meaning to, but I've been
so busy unpacking I haven't had a chance.Copy !req
136. Unpack another time.Copy !req
137. Come, Richard, I insist.
You come and see right now!Copy !req
138. If you insist.Copy !req
139. Come, Richard, this will be
a treat for you. Come, Ja.Copy !req
140. Is this not the perfect time
of the day? Look!Copy !req
141. - Very nice.
- Come over here. Here you can see better.Copy !req
142. - Come.
- It's beautiful.Copy !req
143. Come here to the edge
and you can look down. Look down!Copy !req
144. Richard!Copy !req
145. My boy, are you all right?Copy !req
146. Come back inside, my goodness!Copy !req
147. Come over here, sitzen Sie. Goodness me.Copy !req
148. Thank you, Professor. I'm sorry.
I don't know what came over me.Copy !req
149. I know what came over you.
High Anxiety, you've still got it.Copy !req
150. It's probably the excitement and tension
of taking over this new post. I'm...Copy !req
151. sure it will pass.Copy !req
152. Bullshit!Copy !req
153. These things do not let go.
High Anxiety can be a dangerous enemy.Copy !req
154. If left unchecked,
it could cost you your life.Copy !req
155. Tomorrow...Copy !req
156. First thing tomorrow, we have
our first session of psychoanalysis.Copy !req
157. My boy, I have not had you on the couch
for a long time.Copy !req
158. My boy, I promise, we will beat this thing.Copy !req
159. Goodbye.Copy !req
160. But, Professor, it is really nece...Copy !req
161. It is "nece." I know what is "nece."
Don't tell me what is "nece."Copy !req
162. I tell you what is "nece."Copy !req
163. Yes, as I was saying,
it came to my attention that...Copy !req
164. just before Dr. Ashley's untimely death...Copy !req
165. he was planning to make some
very big changes here at the Institute.Copy !req
166. Do any of you know specifically
what those changes might be?Copy !req
167. Well, for one thing he wanted to change...Copy !req
168. The drapes.Copy !req
169. The drapes?Copy !req
170. The drapes.Copy !req
171. He wanted to change the drapes
in the psychotic game room.Copy !req
172. That was the extent of the big change?
The drapes?Copy !req
173. Yes, Dr. Ashley felt that color...Copy !req
174. has a lot to do with the well-being
of the emotionally disturbed.Copy !req
175. To some extent that is true, I imagine.Copy !req
176. Only 30 seconds late.
You're so strict.Copy !req
177. Gentlemen...Copy !req
178. and Nurse Diesel...Copy !req
179. may I propose a toast?
To our new leader:Copy !req
180. Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke.Copy !req
181. Long may he reign.Copy !req
182. I thank you.Copy !req
183. Yes, that's an excellent brandy.Copy !req
184. You can tell by just sniffing the aroma.Copy !req
185. It's much better
than the brandy we used to have.Copy !req
186. Dr. Montague, I'm curious.Copy !req
187. What exactly is the rate of patient recovery
here at the Institute?Copy !req
188. Rate of patient recovery?
I'll have that for you in a moment.Copy !req
189. Once in a blue moon.Copy !req
190. Once in a blue moon.Copy !req
191. Dr. Thorndyke.Copy !req
192. Unfortunately...Copy !req
193. the rate of recovery in the classroom...Copy !req
194. is much higher than it is in real life.Copy !req
195. We're dealing with sick people here,
you understand.Copy !req
196. Dangerously sick people!Copy !req
197. Dr. Thorndyke?Copy !req
198. Will you be at the Annual Psychiatric
Convention in San Francisco next week?Copy !req
199. Yes, I...Copy !req
200. I think someone should attend, don't you?
I'd be delighted to have the honor.Copy !req
201. I'm sure you'll have a nice time.Copy !req
202. Thank you.Copy !req
203. Up and down.Copy !req
204. Side, side.Copy !req
205. In and out.Copy !req
206. Side, side.Copy !req
207. Up and down.Copy !req
208. Side, side.Copy !req
209. In and out.Copy !req
210. Side, side.Copy !req
211. Oh, my God!Copy !req
212. "Welcome! The violent ward."Copy !req
213. Doc! Is everything all right?Copy !req
214. Somebody just threw
an enormous rock through my window.Copy !req
215. Jeez!Copy !req
216. A guy like that should be put away.
Look at the size of this thing!Copy !req
217. Here, let me get rid of it for you. I got it!Copy !req
218. I got it!Copy !req
219. Brophy, get it tomorrow.Copy !req
220. Yeah.Copy !req
221. - What was that?
- I don't know.Copy !req
222. Come on!Copy !req
223. It's coming from Nurse Diesel's room.Copy !req
224. Is everything all right in there?
Nurse Diesel! Are you all right?Copy !req
225. Yes?Copy !req
226. We heard some weird noises emanating
from your room. We were worried.Copy !req
227. Weird noises? It was the TV.Copy !req
228. Sorry it disturbed you. I've turned it down.Copy !req
229. Is there anything else? It is rather late.Copy !req
230. No, we were concerned. Good night.Copy !req
231. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
232. - TV? Well, you could have fooled me.
- Yeah, the TV.Copy !req
233. It was probably the TV.Copy !req
234. - Good night.
- That was no TV.Copy !req
235. - Who was it?
- Lt was Thorndyke.Copy !req
236. - You're making too much noise.
- I can't help it, you're hurting me.Copy !req
237. - You're going too hard tonight.
- Get off it.Copy !req
238. I know you better than you know yourself.Copy !req
239. You live for bondage and discipline.Copy !req
240. Too much bondage. Not enough discipline!Copy !req
241. You want discipline?
I'll give you discipline.Copy !req
242. Yes!Copy !req
243. Yes. I'm sorry!Copy !req
244. Yes! It feels so good!Copy !req
245. Yes?Copy !req
246. Dr. Thorndyke,
Dr. Montague is here to see you.Copy !req
247. Please take your hand away
from your nose and say that again.Copy !req
248. - Dr. Montague is here.
- Thank you. Send him in.Copy !req
249. - Thank you for coming.
- I'm sorry I'm late.Copy !req
250. It took longer than anticipated
for my rounds this morning.Copy !req
251. - Please have a seat.
- Thanks.Copy !req
252. - I'm a little disturbed.
- Yes, Dr. Thorndyke?Copy !req
253. I've studied some of these case histories
and once in a while...Copy !req
254. I come across a patient who behaves
in a rational and normal manner.Copy !req
255. Zachary Cartwright Ill, for instance.Copy !req
256. It seems his family is paying
$12,000 a month to the Institute.Copy !req
257. According to this file
he should have been released months ago.Copy !req
258. Well...Copy !req
259. These case histories are really so sketchy.Copy !req
260. They hardly draw a true picture
of the patient's psychosis.Copy !req
261. Cartwright is a perfect example.Copy !req
262. One moment he can be
perfectly rational and lucid...Copy !req
263. the next he's a living loony tune.Copy !req
264. Do you mind if we examine him together?
He is just outside my door.Copy !req
265. Mind? Why should I mind?
After all, you're in charge here.Copy !req
266. You can examine anyone you want.Copy !req
267. Please send Mr. Cartwright in. Thank you.Copy !req
268. Mr. Cartwright, have a seat.
You know Dr. Montague, don't you?Copy !req
269. - Hello, Dr. Montague.
- Hello, Zack.Copy !req
270. Tell me, do you know
why you're here at the Institute?Copy !req
271. Yes, I was brought in two years ago.
I was suffering from nervous exhaustion.Copy !req
272. I used to get sharp pains in my neck
and dreamt about werewolves.Copy !req
273. - Werewolves?
- Werewolves.Copy !req
274. And in the two years you've been here,
do you feel you've made any progress?Copy !req
275. I never get those pains anymore...Copy !req
276. and it's been 6 months
since I had a dream about a werewolf.Copy !req
277. 6 months since you had
your last dream about a werewolf.Copy !req
278. Tell me frankly. If you were
returned to the community today...Copy !req
279. could you function in a happy,
healthy, normal and productive manner?Copy !req
280. I think so. I feel pretty good.Copy !req
281. - What's the matter?
- That pain just came back.Copy !req
282. - See how unpredictable he is?
- Help him to the couch.Copy !req
283. Sit right here. Put your head back.
Breathe deeply. Try to relax.Copy !req
284. - Easy.
- I'll try.Copy !req
285. This pain that you haven't experienced
in such a long time...Copy !req
286. has suddenly reappeared for no reason?Copy !req
287. - I don't know what it is.
- This is such a strange experience.Copy !req
288. - The pain is going away.
- Good. Breathe deeply.Copy !req
289. I feel perfectly fine.Copy !req
290. What is it?Copy !req
291. - Cartwright, is it that same pain?
- Yes!Copy !req
292. - Let me examine you.
- No!Copy !req
293. I just want to help you!Copy !req
294. - I don't understand.
- I don't understand it, either.Copy !req
295. Relax, take it easy.Copy !req
296. - Take it easy!
- Go away!Copy !req
297. - Montague, what are we going to do?
- I don't know! Take it easy, Zack.Copy !req
298. Cartwright!Copy !req
299. - His feet.
- Got him.Copy !req
300. Take him back to his room.
Give him a sedative.Copy !req
301. Make it a big one.Copy !req
302. Sad. I've never seen anything
quite like that.Copy !req
303. - And he was doing so well.
- I know.Copy !req
304. - It is sad, tears your heart apart.
- Yes.Copy !req
305. - There's that flashing again.
- Flashing?Copy !req
306. It started this morning and here it is again.
It seems to be coming from somewhere...Copy !req
307. - ... up there.
- Yes, the North Wing.Copy !req
308. Room 35, I'd say.Copy !req
309. It stopped. Who's in that room?Copy !req
310. - A patient named Brisbane.
- Brisbane.Copy !req
311. - Arthur Brisbane? The industrialist?
- Yes, I think that's the one.Copy !req
312. - How long has he been here?
- About 18 months.Copy !req
313. 18 months?
I didn't come across his name in the files.Copy !req
314. It must be an oversight.Copy !req
315. I'd like to meet him.Copy !req
316. But he's hopeless.
You don't want to meet him.Copy !req
317. I'd like to meet him right after lunch.Copy !req
318. All right. As you wish.Copy !req
319. - I'll arrange it for you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
320. Nurse Diesel? Dr. Montague here.Copy !req
321. Dr. Thorndyke would like to meet
Arthur Brisbane right after lunch.Copy !req
322. Good.Copy !req
323. Ou-yay ow-knay at-whay o-tay o-day.Copy !req
324. Et it-gay?Copy !req
325. Everything will be taken care of.Copy !req
326. There it goes again.Copy !req
327. Falling.Copy !req
328. Mamma! Falling!Copy !req
329. Fight it, Thorndyke. Fight it.
You must fight it, do you hear me?Copy !req
330. Fight your fears.Copy !req
331. The only way to overcome High Anxiety
is to fight it.Copy !req
332. - Fight!
- Fight!Copy !req
333. - Fight it.
- Ja, fight it!Copy !req
334. - Fight.
- Good.Copy !req
335. Good. Fight it.Copy !req
336. Good, fight it.
Ja, good, that's the way to fight it!Copy !req
337. Fight it, ja. Good.Copy !req
338. That's all right.
Get out that hostility. Good.Copy !req
339. Fight.Copy !req
340. You want to fight? All right.
Fight if you want. Fight.Copy !req
341. I'll give you a fight you don't forget.
Come on, show me your stuff.Copy !req
342. Show me your good stuff.
All right, I'll give you...Copy !req
343. Come on, get up, you little punk!
Stand up and fight! Come on...Copy !req
344. Professor! What are
you doing? This is unseemly behavior.Copy !req
345. What are you doing? Stop!Copy !req
346. Come on, boys. We came
to see a fight, not a dance. Let's go.Copy !req
347. Professor, what happened here?Copy !req
348. I put him under hypnosis.
He will be out very soon.Copy !req
349. You see, we have been running
a series of analytic sessions...Copy !req
350. to try to help him overcome
the very serious illness...Copy !req
351. known as High Anxiety.Copy !req
352. - High Anxiety?
- Ja.Copy !req
353. Do you mean to say
that Dr. Richard Thorndyke...Copy !req
354. one of the world's
greatest psychiatric authorities...Copy !req
355. is suffering from High Anxiety?Copy !req
356. Ja, but you would not breathe
a word of this to anyone, would you?Copy !req
357. Professor, may I remind you
that I am also a professional?Copy !req
358. I am shocked that you would think
I'd say a word about this.Copy !req
359. Hey, everybody,
guess who has High Anxiety?Copy !req
360. - Richard?
- Falling, Mamma.Copy !req
361. Falling. Mamma. Falling.Copy !req
362. Richard, I'm going to bring you out.Copy !req
363. I'm going to bring you out. I bring you out!Copy !req
364. - Richard, my boy, Richard!
- Professor!Copy !req
365. You'll never believe what I just
went through. It was horrible!Copy !req
366. I would believe. But there will be
no more sessions for a while.Copy !req
367. - So, go get yourself a little rest, my boy.
- Thank you.Copy !req
368. - Thank you, Professor.
- Ja, auf Wiedersehen.Copy !req
369. Let us see, here.Copy !req
370. "Mamma, I am falling."Copy !req
371. Norton, this is our new chief,
Dr. Thorndyke.Copy !req
372. - He'd like to see Mr. Brisbane.
- Certainly.Copy !req
373. - It's a pleasure to meet you, Dr. Thorndyke.
- Pleasure to meet you, Norton.Copy !req
374. Forgive me for prying.
What happened to your mustache?Copy !req
375. As you know, we get some very violent
patients in this wing.Copy !req
376. Last week, I guess I wasn't on my toes...Copy !req
377. and one of them reached out
and ripped off half of my mustache.Copy !req
378. - That must have been awful.
- You'll never know the pain.Copy !req
379. It can get quite dicey up here at times.Copy !req
380. - Well, shall we go?
- Follow me.Copy !req
381. Hey, Norton! You missing something?Copy !req
382. That's Arthur Brisbane? The industrialist?Copy !req
383. No. Down, Brisbane, down. Bad Brisbane.Copy !req
384. Sit up. All right.Copy !req
385. Don't worry, he won't bite.
Just let him smell you.Copy !req
386. - He thinks he's a cocker spaniel.
- Cocker spaniel?Copy !req
387. Very good.Copy !req
388. I've never seen anything like...Copy !req
389. Down! Sit!Copy !req
390. Stay!Copy !req
391. Amazing! The most complex
psychic phenomenon I've ever witnessed.Copy !req
392. I once read a paper when I was in college
about this, I think it was Otto Rank.Copy !req
393. It might have been Kraft-Ebbing.
About a woman in Vienna...Copy !req
394. who thought that she was an animal
of some kind, an antelope...Copy !req
395. - What the hell are you...
- No! Stop that!Copy !req
396. We don't do that with strangers. Bad dog!Copy !req
397. Get his leash, Norton.Copy !req
398. Extraordinary!Copy !req
399. How could a creature have the wherewithal
to try to contact me by flashing a mirror?Copy !req
400. Well, cockers are very bright, you know.Copy !req
401. That's true. That's very true.Copy !req
402. Please understand, I can't go on.Copy !req
403. I swear to God, I won't say a word,
but I can't take it any longer.Copy !req
404. You're just as much a part of this
as the rest of us.Copy !req
405. No one is quitting. Do you hear me?Copy !req
406. - No one.
- But I can't sleep at night!Copy !req
407. What we're doing is wrong.
Don't you understand, it's wrong!Copy !req
408. I've got to get out of here. I'm trapped!
I feel like I'm caught in a web.Copy !req
409. Quiet, you fool! The window is open!Copy !req
410. All right.Copy !req
411. Perhaps...Copy !req
412. I've been too harsh.Copy !req
413. You are free to leave the Institute
this evening.Copy !req
414. Thank you, Nurse Diesel.Copy !req
415. And I promise I won't say anything
to anybody. Thank you.Copy !req
416. I know you won't.Copy !req
417. I know you won't.Copy !req
418. Busted eardrums?Copy !req
419. That's a very strange symptom
for a cerebral hemorrhage.Copy !req
420. According to the coroner's report,
he did suffer from a cerebral hemorrhage.Copy !req
421. I can't go to San Francisco now.Copy !req
422. Dr. Thorndyke,
there's nothing you can do.Copy !req
423. If we receive any additional information
about Wentworth, we'll call you.Copy !req
424. It's important that you attend
the psychiatric convention. Remember...Copy !req
425. you are representing the Institute.Copy !req
426. Yes, enjoy yourself, for God's sake.
Get your mind off the Wentworth murder.Copy !req
427. Accident. Have a good time.Copy !req
428. I did work long and hard on that speech.Copy !req
429. I'm going. You've convinced me. Brophy!Copy !req
430. I'm looking for my camera,
I want to get one last shot.Copy !req
431. Please, Brophy, not now.Copy !req
432. Hold it!Copy !req
433. - Okay, let's hit the road.
- Well, see you in three days.Copy !req
434. Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.Copy !req
435. - Enjoy yourself.
- 'Bye.Copy !req
436. I think you punctured something
with that last shot.Copy !req
437. You do everything too hard. Too hard.Copy !req
438. Come to my room right after dinner.Copy !req
439. Not tonight. I'm too tired.
I'm going to turn in early.Copy !req
440. - I'll let you wear my underwear.
- I'll be there.Copy !req
441. - Thorndyke and Brophy.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
442. Thank you.Copy !req
443. - Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke?
- Yes.Copy !req
444. Sir, very good. Here we go, you're all set.Copy !req
445. Wow. Talk about modern.Copy !req
446. You and Mr. Brophy are in 1702 and 1703.Copy !req
447. Excuse me. I thought I'd specifically
requested a room on a lower floor.Copy !req
448. - Nothing higher than three.
- We had 201 all set for you.Copy !req
449. But a Mr. MacGuffin called
and told us to change it to the 17th floor.Copy !req
450. I'm sorry, we can't do a thing
about it today. We're all booked up.Copy !req
451. Come on, Doc.
It's only for a couple of nights.Copy !req
452. I guess it'll be all right. It's just...Copy !req
453. I really don't like high places.Copy !req
454. Dennis, will you take Dr. Thorndyke
to his room, please?Copy !req
455. Anything I can get you?Copy !req
456. Yes. I'd like a newspaper.Copy !req
457. I'll get you one and meet you
at the elevators.Copy !req
458. - Please don't forget. It's rather important.
- All right, already.Copy !req
459. I want to see if there's any mention
of Wentworth's death.Copy !req
460. Doc, there are the elevators.Copy !req
461. - Come on, Doc.
- I'm coming.Copy !req
462. Here we go. Straight to the top.Copy !req
463. Quite a view, isn't it?Copy !req
464. Here we are. Top floor. Top of the hotel.
You can't get any higher.Copy !req
465. - We're pretty high.
- We know it. We know we're high.Copy !req
466. That we know. That part we know.Copy !req
467. Excuse me. This way.Copy !req
468. This way, please. Right around the corner.Copy !req
469. Hey, Doc, look at this.
What a view. This is spectacular.Copy !req
470. I can see it from here.
It's very nice. Very nice indeed.Copy !req
471. Are you all right, Doc?Copy !req
472. I'm all right, Brophy.Copy !req
473. I'm sorry, sir.
I didn't know anyone was there.Copy !req
474. You fellas want to see your rooms or not?Copy !req
475. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
476. If you would have gone over
you'd be smashed like corned beef hash.Copy !req
477. Your brains would have splattered
all over the lobby...Copy !req
478. Brophy, please.Copy !req
479. Right here is 1702. You're in 1703.Copy !req
480. Here's your key.
I'll bring your bag in a minute.Copy !req
481. See you later. Thank you.Copy !req
482. - Here you go. Thank you very much.
- Thank you.Copy !req
483. - Anything else I can get you, sir?
- What happened to my newspaper?Copy !req
484. The newsstand didn't have any
and I didn't want to run around the corner.Copy !req
485. I want that newspaper.
It's very important.Copy !req
486. All right, I'll get your paper.Copy !req
487. A hassle.Copy !req
488. - Don't forget.
- All right!Copy !req
489. What's so important about a lousy,
crummy newspaper?Copy !req
490. Dennis? Dr. Thorndyke in room 1702
just called down to remind you not...Copy !req
491. I know. Get the newspaper!Copy !req
492. Get the stinking newspaper!Copy !req
493. Here!Copy !req
494. Here's your paper!Copy !req
495. Here's your paper!Copy !req
496. Happy now?Copy !req
497. That kid gets no tip.Copy !req
498. Who is it?Copy !req
499. Who is it?Copy !req
500. It's not the bellboy, is it?Copy !req
501. Get away from the door.Copy !req
502. - Who are you?
- Get away from me.Copy !req
503. - Just a second...
- Be quiet, they'll hear you. Don't move.Copy !req
504. - Go inside. Go to your room.
- Go to my room.Copy !req
505. - The drapes! Close the drapes.
- The drapes. Close the drapes.Copy !req
506. Close the drapes.Copy !req
507. Close the other one. Get down! Lower.Copy !req
508. Good. Quick, come here.Copy !req
509. Get up.Copy !req
510. Sit down. Not there, here.Copy !req
511. - Here?
- There.Copy !req
512. Will you please tell me who are you
and who are they?Copy !req
513. Quick, make believe
you know me terribly well.Copy !req
514. What's your sign?Copy !req
515. I'm sorry, it's unlisted.Copy !req
516. Boy, you sure blow hot and cold.
No offense.Copy !req
517. Will you please tell me who you are?Copy !req
518. My name is Victoria Brisbane.
My father is Arthur Brisbane.Copy !req
519. You're the cocker's daughter?Copy !req
520. Have you seen my father
at the Institute? Is he all right?Copy !req
521. He's fine. He's coming along fine.
He's very affectionate. He licked me.Copy !req
522. He what?Copy !req
523. Well, he thinks he's a dog these days.Copy !req
524. - A dog?
- Dog. Yes.Copy !req
525. - Do you mind if I smoke?
- Not at all.Copy !req
526. I see. A dog.Copy !req
527. Dr. Thorndyke, I assure you
my father is just as sane as I am.Copy !req
528. 18 months ago,
he suffered a nervous breakdown.Copy !req
529. He went into the Institute for a rest
and has been a virtual prisoner ever since.Copy !req
530. Frankly, Doctor, I fear for his life.Copy !req
531. Miss Brisbane, I assure you
I am a competent psychiatrist.Copy !req
532. I've examined your father and I must
tell you, in my professional capacity...Copy !req
533. he is deeply disturbed.Copy !req
534. Don't answer it. If they know I'm here,
they'll harm my father.Copy !req
535. - You're late, they're waiting.
- I'll be right down.Copy !req
536. That's Brophy, my driver. He's all right.Copy !req
537. Miss Brisbane, I'm terribly sorry.
I must go. They're waiting for me.Copy !req
538. Don't you believe what I'm telling you?Copy !req
539. It's not that I don't care.
You don't understand.Copy !req
540. I'm the principal speaker at the convention.
I must go. I'm very late.Copy !req
541. Why don't we meet later at the bar?
We'll talk about it then.Copy !req
542. Fine. Later at the bar, that's perfect.Copy !req
543. Let's go.Copy !req
544. Here we go.Copy !req
545. See? There's no one here.
There are no enemies.Copy !req
546. There's nothing to worry about.Copy !req
547. Let me see you to the elevator.
Right this way.Copy !req
548. Nice hotel, isn't it?Copy !req
549. Kind of high.Copy !req
550. May I have your attention, please?Copy !req
551. Fellow members
of the American Psychiatric Convention...Copy !req
552. it is a pleasure and an honor...Copy !req
553. to present the new head
of the Psycho-Neurotic Institute...Copy !req
554. for the Very, Very Nervous.Copy !req
555. Winner of the Nobel Prize for his works
in the use of chemotherapy...Copy !req
556. on severe psychosis.Copy !req
557. The distinguished
Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke.Copy !req
558. Thank you, Dr. Colburn.Copy !req
559. Fellow analysts, psychiatrists...Copy !req
560. psychologists and laypeople...Copy !req
561. today I would like to discuss...Copy !req
562. some of the lesser known aspects
of Psychobiological Therapy.Copy !req
563. 100 years ago,
psychology was akin to witchcraft.Copy !req
564. But some of these great people,
these giants behind me...Copy !req
565. gave us a nice living.Copy !req
566. I don't know what they said.
I only know that they met.Copy !req
567. What do you want me to do? Kill him?Copy !req
568. If you want me to kill him, I'll kill him.Copy !req
569. I don't have to kill him,
but I'd like to kill him.Copy !req
570. I killed Ashley and Wentworth. Another
killing or two won't make any difference.Copy !req
571. It would make me happy.
I'd like to kill them both.Copy !req
572. I think it would be better
if I killed them both.Copy !req
573. Well, let me kill just one, then.Copy !req
574. Whichever one you want.Copy !req
575. All right. I'll wait.Copy !req
576. But the minute you say kill them,
I'll kill them.Copy !req
577. I'd love to kill them.Copy !req
578. It would give me immense pleasure.Copy !req
579. And so, in conclusion...Copy !req
580. let me reiterate...Copy !req
581. that there are no rules.Copy !req
582. That each patient is a supreme individual
endowed with those qualities...Copy !req
583. that distinguish the human being...Copy !req
584. from the slime from which he emerged.Copy !req
585. Thank you.Copy !req
586. Yes, Dr. Colburn.Copy !req
587. - May I ask you a question?
- Certainly.Copy !req
588. Dr. Thorndyke, you mentioned
in your address that penis envy...Copy !req
589. should be deemed
an antiquated psychiatric concept.Copy !req
590. Could you expand on that?Copy !req
591. Of course.Copy !req
592. Let's remember
that the term "penis envy"...Copy !req
593. was created in a predominantly
male atmosphere...Copy !req
594. Excuse me.Copy !req
595. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
596. Forgive me for bringing the kids.
I couldn't get a sitter.Copy !req
597. Please, have a seat.Copy !req
598. As I was saying, in a world of
predominantly male-oriented psychology...Copy !req
599. it was only natural
to arrive at the term, pee...Copy !req
600. Pee...Copy !req
601. "Peepee envy."Copy !req
602. Are you saying there's absolutely
no validity to...Copy !req
603. peepee envy?Copy !req
604. It has no more validity
than if a man envied a woman's...Copy !req
605. balloons.Copy !req
606. Dr. Thorndyke, do you feel
that the trauma of toilet training...Copy !req
607. has a bearing on the sexual future
of the adolescent?Copy !req
608. Toilet training. That's a vast area.Copy !req
609. Let's be more specific.
Are we talking about...Copy !req
610. number one or cocky-doody?Copy !req
611. For argument's sake, let's say cocky-doody.Copy !req
612. I'd say professionally, cocky-doody...Copy !req
613. has very little to do with the future
sexual development of the adolescent.Copy !req
614. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
615. Let me backtrack for a second.
The female erogenous zone.Copy !req
616. - You mean the balloons?
- No. Lower, much lower.Copy !req
617. Where the babies come out. The woowoo.Copy !req
618. The woowoo?Copy !req
619. Yes. The woowoo.Copy !req
620. Perhaps the most significant
psychological feminine component...Copy !req
621. known to mankind.Copy !req
622. Here we are. A B&B and B&B&B.Copy !req
623. Thank you.Copy !req
624. Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke.
What does the "H" stand for?Copy !req
625. What?Copy !req
626. Harpo.Copy !req
627. My mother loved the Marx Brothers.Copy !req
628. She saw all their movies.
She named me Harpo.Copy !req
629. Harpo?Copy !req
630. I like it. It's very refreshing.Copy !req
631. There are certain names that you just
don't hear very often these days.Copy !req
632. - Anyway, here is to Daddy's recovery.
- To Daddy's recovery.Copy !req
633. - Feeling better?
- Dr. Thorndyke.Copy !req
634. You'll never know
how wonderful you've made me feel...Copy !req
635. by allowing me to visit my father.Copy !req
636. I can't believe it.
I'm actually going to see him.Copy !req
637. Miss Brisbane, I must warn you.
You may be in for quite a shock.Copy !req
638. I don't care.Copy !req
639. I just know that if I can see him and speak
with him that everything will be all right.Copy !req
640. Hey, it's song time here at the piano bar.Copy !req
641. That means I lay back and let you
come forward and sing a few songs.Copy !req
642. How about you, sir?Copy !req
643. How about you, ma'am?Copy !req
644. No?Copy !req
645. How about you, Doc?
How about giving us a tune?Copy !req
646. - Me?
- Yes.Copy !req
647. I don't sing. No.Copy !req
648. I really don't sing.
Not professionally, anyway.Copy !req
649. - Come on, Doc. Give us a song.
- We'd love it.Copy !req
650. Come on. You can do it.Copy !req
651. Go ahead. It'll be fun.Copy !req
652. All right. Do you know High Anxiety?Copy !req
653. You got it. Is B flat okay?Copy !req
654. B flat?Copy !req
655. - The key.
- The key.Copy !req
656. That's fine, sure. I guess so. Sing in here?Copy !req
657. Okay. Anytime.Copy !req
658. "High anxiety"Copy !req
659. "Whenever you're near"Copy !req
660. "High anxiety"Copy !req
661. "It's you that I fear"Copy !req
662. "My heart's afraid to fly"Copy !req
663. "It's crashed before"Copy !req
664. "But then you take my hand"Copy !req
665. "My heart starts to soar"Copy !req
666. "Once more"Copy !req
667. "High anxiety"Copy !req
668. "It's always the same"Copy !req
669. "It's you that I blame"Copy !req
670. "It's very clear to me"Copy !req
671. "I've got to give in"Copy !req
672. "High anxiety"Copy !req
673. "You win"Copy !req
674. - Hiya, Tex. Where are you from?
- Cincinnati.Copy !req
675. Great town. Love that big, red machine.Copy !req
676. Ease up on the linguine.Copy !req
677. Hello, young lovers, whoever you are...Copy !req
678. What do I spy? A little grain of rice.
Newly married?Copy !req
679. This morning.Copy !req
680. This morning, folks.
And they said it wouldn't last.Copy !req
681. "But then you take my hand"Copy !req
682. "My heart starts to soar"Copy !req
683. "Once more"Copy !req
684. Key change. "High anxiety"Copy !req
685. "It's always the same"Copy !req
686. "It's you that I blame"Copy !req
687. "It's very clear to me"Copy !req
688. "I've got to give in"Copy !req
689. "High anxiety"Copy !req
690. And remember, folks. Be good to
your parents, they've been good to you.Copy !req
691. "You win"Copy !req
692. Jeepers, Richard, that was terrific.Copy !req
693. - Thank you.
- I am so impressed.Copy !req
694. - Ever thought of singing professionally?
- No.Copy !req
695. The big bucks are in psychiatry.Copy !req
696. - It's so much more emotionally rewarding.
- Exactly.Copy !req
697. - To help people.
- Exactly.Copy !req
698. Would you excuse me for a moment?Copy !req
699. I'll be right back.
I just have to go to the little girls' room.Copy !req
700. Of course.Copy !req
701. - Let me get this.
- Sorry.Copy !req
702. - Here you go.
- Thank you.Copy !req
703. Forgive me for prying,
but who is this gentleman?Copy !req
704. What are you talking about? That's Daddy.Copy !req
705. Are you trying to tell me that this man
is Arthur Brisbane, your father?Copy !req
706. Of course.Copy !req
707. This is not the man I met at the Institute.Copy !req
708. Something is very, very wrong.Copy !req
709. What are we going to do?
This is serious. He knows.Copy !req
710. He's seen the picture.Copy !req
711. He knows that's not the real Brisbane
we showed him.Copy !req
712. More coffee, please.Copy !req
713. Charlotte, what will we do?Copy !req
714. We'll have to kill him.
We'll have to let him kill him.Copy !req
715. That's all we need now. Another killing.
Give me a cookie.Copy !req
716. First Ashley, then Wentworth.Copy !req
717. We can't kill Thorndyke without
the police suspecting something.Copy !req
718. Pass me the cream, please.Copy !req
719. What are we going to do?
Supposing he goes to the police?Copy !req
720. I've thought of that.Copy !req
721. He won't go to the police
if he can't go to the police.Copy !req
722. I don't understand. Sugar, please.Copy !req
723. What do you mean if he can't
go to the police? Why can't he?Copy !req
724. Because the police will be looking for him.Copy !req
725. Why would the police be looking for him?Copy !req
726. Because Thorndyke...Copy !req
727. is going to kill somebody.Copy !req
728. Here. Finish your strudel.Copy !req
729. Here are the keys.Copy !req
730. Weren't you supposed
to check out tomorrow?Copy !req
731. I don't know.
Early this morning, the doc called.Copy !req
732. Said we have to get back to the Institute.Copy !req
733. This joint is really luxurious.
I have to take a few shots.Copy !req
734. - Do you mind?
- Not at all.Copy !req
735. You got some joint, here.
Let me take it now. I like this joint.Copy !req
736. It's beautiful. It's terrific. It's gorgeous.Copy !req
737. That's beautiful.Copy !req
738. The elevators. Good.Copy !req
739. Dr. Thorndyke.Copy !req
740. Dr. Thorndyke.Copy !req
741. I hear you're leaving.
What about the seminar this afternoon?Copy !req
742. Dr. Thorndyke?Copy !req
743. Yes?Copy !req
744. Here's a little present for you.Copy !req
745. What is this? Who are you?Copy !req
746. Why are you... Wait!Copy !req
747. Who are you? What does this mean?Copy !req
748. What does this mean?Copy !req
749. That's the man!
That's the man who shot him!Copy !req
750. No, wait. You don't understand.
This is not my gun.Copy !req
751. Oh, my God.Copy !req
752. The man is dead.Copy !req
753. I didn't... He shot him, I'm sure.Copy !req
754. He took off a mask. He took off my face.Copy !req
755. This was given to me by somebody
who looked just like me.Copy !req
756. This is me! This is me's gun, not mine.Copy !req
757. Gentlemen, don't go for your guns.
I'm a psychiatrist. I can help you.Copy !req
758. We can discuss this. We're rational...Copy !req
759. Doc! Why did you do it?Copy !req
760. Why did you do it?Copy !req
761. No, I'm all right. I'm just fine.Copy !req
762. I'm at the Golden Gate Park.Copy !req
763. Meet me in a half hour
at the North by Northwest corner.Copy !req
764. Yes. Good.Copy !req
765. Richard, the world has gone crazy.
Nothing makes any sense anymore.Copy !req
766. I don't know what to believe
or not to believe.Copy !req
767. My life is just all topsy-turvy.
One minute you're singing love songs.Copy !req
768. The next minute you're pumping
bullets into an innocent man.Copy !req
769. Then it is not you.
It is the other Thorndyke.Copy !req
770. How much more can a girl take?
My nerves are cracking.Copy !req
771. I feel like I'm going to die.
I think I am going to explode!Copy !req
772. Vicky! Take it easy, darling.Copy !req
773. I'm sorry. Forgive me.Copy !req
774. I'm just so close to my menstrual cycle
that I could scream.Copy !req
775. Vicky, please. We've got to think.Copy !req
776. The only way out
is to prove I didn't commit that murder.Copy !req
777. Well, how?
Would you look at today's paper?Copy !req
778. Now that is you pulling the trigger.
That is nobody but you.Copy !req
779. Who took this picture?
How did they get it?Copy !req
780. Brophy. My buddy, Brophy.Copy !req
781. Wait a minute!Copy !req
782. I was coming down in the elevator
at the time of the shooting.Copy !req
783. Here is the elevator. Here is me.Copy !req
784. - See that dot?
- But that figure is so tiny.Copy !req
785. It's unrecognizable.Copy !req
786. Brophy has the negative.
You've got to contact Brophy.Copy !req
787. Have him blow up this negative
and prove that's me in the elevator.Copy !req
788. No, he left this morning.
He's probably back at the Institute by now.Copy !req
789. How can you get excited
at a time like this?Copy !req
790. Don't get me wrong.
It's not that I'm not titillated.Copy !req
791. We've got to separate.Copy !req
792. Gosh, you're fickle.Copy !req
793. We can't stay together. We can't be seen.
Listen, go back to your hotel room.Copy !req
794. Call Brophy. Get him to blow up
that negative. I'll call you later.Copy !req
795. Yeah. It's coming.Copy !req
796. Holy Toledo, you're right!
There is a figure in the elevator.Copy !req
797. I think it's the doc.Copy !req
798. This has to be much, much bigger.Copy !req
799. I have to keep enlarging it
until we can clearly see the doc's face.Copy !req
800. Call me in an hour.Copy !req
801. That's the doc.Copy !req
802. Good work. Very good work, Brophy.Copy !req
803. Unfortunately, it will never be seen.Copy !req
804. We've got to destroy the negative.
Give us the negative, Brophy.Copy !req
805. You'll never get it. Never, do you hear me?Copy !req
806. You'll never get this. I'd rather die first.Copy !req
807. Norton?Copy !req
808. Here.Copy !req
809. You fool.Copy !req
810. That negative has been on the front page
of every newspaper in San Francisco.Copy !req
811. They can enlarge it as well.Copy !req
812. You're right. I never thought of that.
We've got to think.Copy !req
813. I've got it! We have to buy every single
newspaper in San Francisco.Copy !req
814. We'll need about $10,000 worth of change.Copy !req
815. The first thing I want you to do
is get a truck. A big truck.Copy !req
816. Then you go around to all the newspaper...
All the stands. You put the paper...Copy !req
817. - Perhaps it's not a good idea.
- Lt sucks.Copy !req
818. Norton, take our good friend
Mr. Brophy, here...Copy !req
819. to the North Wing.Copy !req
820. You see, darling...Copy !req
821. it's not the negative that has to be
destroyed, it's Dr. Richard Thorndyke.Copy !req
822. I think we'd better call our friend
in San Francisco with the tin teeth.Copy !req
823. I get so hot when you're bad.Copy !req
824. Excuse me.Copy !req
825. Diesel, here.Copy !req
826. I have a collect call from San Francisco.Copy !req
827. Yes, I'll accept the charges.Copy !req
828. Hello, it's me. What do you want?Copy !req
829. Hello, Braces?
I have a little present for you.Copy !req
830. You may kill Thorndyke.Copy !req
831. Thank you. I really appreciate this.
I really do. Thank you.Copy !req
832. Life is good.Copy !req
833. Hello?Copy !req
834. Listen, mister.
I don't go for this sort of thing.Copy !req
835. I know a lot of the other girls
are turned on...Copy !req
836. by these kinky phone calls,
but I couldn't care less.Copy !req
837. How did you get my room number?Copy !req
838. I am not going to listen to any more
of this. I've had just about enough...Copy !req
839. What are you wearing?Copy !req
840. Jee...Copy !req
841. Jeans? You're wearing jeans?Copy !req
842. I bet they're tight.Copy !req
843. Oh, my God.Copy !req
844. You are an animal.Copy !req
845. Vicky.Copy !req
846. Victoria. It's me, Richard.Copy !req
847. Richard.Copy !req
848. I knew it was you all the time.
I just went along with it.Copy !req
849. I laughed. Did you laugh?Copy !req
850. Victoria, I just killed a man.Copy !req
851. Another one? Listen, Richard,
you've got to get a grip on yourself.Copy !req
852. You don't understand.
I killed the man...Copy !req
853. who killed the man in the lobby.
Never mind. Did you reach Brophy?Copy !req
854. I did and he said there was
a figure in the elevator...Copy !req
855. and that it might be you and he
was enlarging it until he was certain.Copy !req
856. Then I waited for one hour and called back.Copy !req
857. And?Copy !req
858. And they said that he wasn't there.Copy !req
859. Oh, my God, they know.Copy !req
860. They know everything.
They've got Brophy.Copy !req
861. They've got the picture.Copy !req
862. What are we going to do?
How can we prove you're innocent?Copy !req
863. We have to get back to the Institute
and find your father.Copy !req
864. We must expose Diesel and Montague
for what they are.Copy !req
865. How'll we leave town?Copy !req
866. The police are absolutely all over the place.Copy !req
867. Go to the Salvation Army.Copy !req
868. The Salvation Army?Copy !req
869. Are they good at this sort of thing?Copy !req
870. No! Go to the Salvation Army and get...Copy !req
871. Richard. Wait a minute.Copy !req
872. - What is it?
- I can't go through with this.Copy !req
873. I'm sorry, I just... Look at this clothing.Copy !req
874. What makes you think
we're actually going to sneak by?Copy !req
875. Victoria, if we do it just the way
we rehearsed it, it will work.Copy !req
876. Remember, we're not sneaking by.
We have to be loud and annoying.Copy !req
877. If you're loud and annoying,
psychologically, people don't notice you.Copy !req
878. Come on. We can do it.
Loud and annoying.Copy !req
879. I can't carry this no more.Copy !req
880. Celery? You had to buy in San Francisco?Copy !req
881. You can't get it by the market
near our house?Copy !req
882. Excuse me,
I bought the celery in case on the plane...Copy !req
883. they wanted to serve you a Bloody Mary.Copy !req
884. A Bloody Mary?Copy !req
885. Well, I don't like the Bloody Mary
they serve on the plane.Copy !req
886. No, sir. It's too burning.Copy !req
887. They don't even put tomato juice,
they put snappy peppy.Copy !req
888. Murray Weintraub, remember him?Copy !req
889. Morning, noon and night he drank
the Bloody Marys with the peppy snappy.Copy !req
890. You know where he is now?
Dead from that.Copy !req
891. Murray Weintraub is not dead.
Murray Weintraub is alive.Copy !req
892. No!Copy !req
893. Morris Turtletaub you're talking about.Copy !req
894. The one from Great Neck
who walks sideways like this.Copy !req
895. No, sir. Morris Turtletaub
didn't walk like that.Copy !req
896. Morris Turtletaub, to my memory,
walked just like this.Copy !req
897. A little irregular.Copy !req
898. Couldn't help himself.
Come on, let's get out of here.Copy !req
899. - Slowly.
- Don't push!Copy !req
900. - Come on.
- Don't push.Copy !req
901. Sir, will you please put your bags up here?Copy !req
902. - What?
- Please put you bags right up here.Copy !req
903. - What do you need it for?
- We have to X-ray them, sir.Copy !req
904. You have to X-ray?Copy !req
905. Here. You want to X-ray the celery?
You think we're smuggling dope in here?Copy !req
906. - Celery is not for dope it's for dip.
- Sir, others are waiting.Copy !req
907. - All right, go ahead. You go.
- I can't. I'm scared.Copy !req
908. For God's sake, go through already.Copy !req
909. Wait a minute.Copy !req
910. Is this one of those blowers that blows
up the skirt, gives a free show?Copy !req
911. Take a chance, go through.
Don't make trouble at the airport.Copy !req
912. Okay, come on, Sam.Copy !req
913. All right. Here I go, folks.Copy !req
914. Sam!Copy !req
915. What?Copy !req
916. Well...Copy !req
917. here I go.Copy !req
918. Is this a game show?
What did I win, a Pinto?Copy !req
919. We have to search you.Copy !req
920. Please, sir. What did I do?Copy !req
921. - What's my crime?
- You beeped.Copy !req
922. I beeped!Copy !req
923. Take me away. Take me back to Russia.
Put me in irons.Copy !req
924. I beeped! The mad beeper is loose.Copy !req
925. Take away the beeper. Put me away.Copy !req
926. It's all right. Please, just go.Copy !req
927. Thank you.Copy !req
928. - Richard, you were absolutely brilliant.
- You were wonderful yourself. Come on.Copy !req
929. Professor Lilloman?Copy !req
930. Professor.Copy !req
931. Oh, my God. He's dead!Copy !req
932. Dead? Who's dead?
Somebody died? Where?Copy !req
933. - Professor, we thought you were dead.
- I sleep that way.Copy !req
934. It scares the hell out of everyone.Copy !req
935. Professor, have you seen my father?Copy !req
936. Your father? Who are you?Copy !req
937. Forgive me. This is Victoria Brisbane.
Her father is Arthur Brisbane.Copy !req
938. - This is the cocker's daughter?
- Yes.Copy !req
939. How do you do? I'm sorry for you.Copy !req
940. Professor, please, Brophy.Copy !req
941. We are looking for Brophy.
It's important that we find him.Copy !req
942. Brophy.Copy !req
943. I'm sorry to have to tell you,
but Brophy was taken to the North Wing.Copy !req
944. What?Copy !req
945. According to Montague,
the poor chap had a mental breakdown.Copy !req
946. - Mental breakdown?
- Yeah.Copy !req
947. Brophy is not smart enough
to have a mental breakdown.Copy !req
948. The North Wing.Copy !req
949. - Come on, we have to go.
- I go with you, perhaps I can help.Copy !req
950. Come on, hurry.Copy !req
951. Brophy, have you seen Brisbane?Copy !req
952. Where is Brisbane?Copy !req
953. I'm sorry.Copy !req
954. - Where is he?
- They took him to...Copy !req
955. Norton's taking him up to the tower.Copy !req
956. Oh, my God!Copy !req
957. He's drugged. They're going to
throw him off, like a suicide.Copy !req
958. Dad.Copy !req
959. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
960. There! Look!Copy !req
961. Daddy.Copy !req
962. Richard.Copy !req
963. - Do something.
- I'll try.Copy !req
964. I can't.Copy !req
965. What is it?Copy !req
966. He suffers from High Anxiety.
It strikes one out of seven.Copy !req
967. - Don't worry, Miss. I'll stop him.
- I go, too.Copy !req
968. Oh, God. I feel like such a...Copy !req
969. Coward?Copy !req
970. Yeah.Copy !req
971. I can't go on.Copy !req
972. I got him!Copy !req
973. I ain't got him.Copy !req
974. Where can we go? What can we do?Copy !req
975. - I've got to save him.
- No.Copy !req
976. He'll kill you. I'm going to go up.Copy !req
977. He's going to fall!Copy !req
978. Hold on! Pull yourself up! You can do it!Copy !req
979. I can't hang on!Copy !req
980. That's it! Richard, listen to me!Copy !req
981. I have researched your case.
I know what's giving you the High Anxiety.Copy !req
982. I have found the answer.Copy !req
983. Go back in your mind. Go back.Copy !req
984. You are a little baby.Copy !req
985. Your mother and father are fighting.
They're always fighting.Copy !req
986. They're fighting about you.Copy !req
987. I hate this kid! He's making us prisoners!Copy !req
988. We're trapped in this house!
We can never go out!Copy !req
989. What do you want me to do?
Get rid of him? Is that what you want?Copy !req
990. Shut him up!Copy !req
991. Shut him up! I can't take it!Copy !req
992. He's falling!Copy !req
993. I understand now.Copy !req
994. It's not height I'm afraid of. It's parents!Copy !req
995. Ja.Copy !req
996. Now climb, you son-of-a-bitch. Climb!Copy !req
997. Come on, Doc. You can do it.Copy !req
998. He's almost at the top.Copy !req
999. Hurry, Richard.Copy !req
1000. Come on, Doc.Copy !req
1001. Norton.Copy !req
1002. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1003. - Mr. Brisbane, are you all right?
- Yes, I'm all right.Copy !req
1004. Get down the stairs.Copy !req
1005. Thank you. You saved my life.Copy !req
1006. Thank God it's over.Copy !req
1007. Fins. I give up.Copy !req
1008. I never really liked her. She never bathed.Copy !req
1009. But I like you, I'll be on your side.
I'll do anything you say.Copy !req
1010. I'm good at that. If I don't behave
you can beat the living crap out of me.Copy !req
1011. I wouldn't mind.Copy !req
1012. Are you all right? We saw a figure fall.Copy !req
1013. That was Nurse Diesel,
she went out this window.Copy !req
1014. - Daddy, I love you.
- My baby.Copy !req
1015. My boss.Copy !req
1016. - Brophy.
- My Richard.Copy !req
1017. Professor.Copy !req
1018. - You saved my life.
- Ja.Copy !req
1019. You saved my life. Who are you?Copy !req
1020. Dad.Copy !req
1021. This is the man I'm going to marry.Copy !req
1022. - Jeepers, Vicky.
- Isn't he a dreamboat?Copy !req
1023. Goodbye, Dad.Copy !req
1024. I absolutely love my new name.Copy !req
1025. Mrs. Victoria Harpo Thorndyke.Copy !req
1026. Mrs. Dr. Victoria Harpo Thorndyke.Copy !req
1027. Yes. Doctor?Copy !req
1028. I'm having this problem.Copy !req
1029. Problem? Well...Copy !req
1030. maybe we should examine the situation.Copy !req
1031. Nice shot.
Pull the camera back slowly.Copy !req
1032. We're going too fast,
we're going to hit the wall.Copy !req
1033. Now what do we do?Copy !req
1034. Never mind. Keep pulling back.
Maybe nobody will notice.Copy !req