1. Oh, my God!Copy !req
2. Go help him.Copy !req
3. It's Kreeger.Copy !req
4. Hey, Kreeger...Copy !req
5. think of your family. Come on down, man.Copy !req
6. Chief, what happened?
Is that Sgt. Kreeger up there?Copy !req
7. He says he's a Cleveland Indian
and he's going to jump.Copy !req
8. Best damn man on the force for 30 years...Copy !req
9. and now I've got a frigging Sitting Bull
who needs a rubber teepee.Copy !req
10. Let me see what I can do, all right?Copy !req
11. Okay, but I've got public works
sending over a cherry picker...Copy !req
12. to get him down if you can't.Copy !req
13. Sgt. Kreeger.Copy !req
14. Kreeger!Copy !req
15. That's near enough.
Stop right there, white man.Copy !req
16. It's me. I'm Eddie Burke.Copy !req
17. Hi, Burke.Copy !req
18. Fine mess I got myself into, isn't it?Copy !req
19. - What happened, Sarge?
- I don't know. It just came over me.Copy !req
20. One minute I was booking this turkey
for making an illegal left turn...Copy !req
21. the next minute I was Chief Rain-in-the-ass.Copy !req
22. That's far enough!Copy !req
23. Come on down, Sarge.
Put your uniform back on.Copy !req
24. I can't.Copy !req
25. - Why not?
- I'm nuts.Copy !req
26. They got guys down there
who can cure you.Copy !req
27. I don't wanna be cured.
I want to be a Cleveland Indian.Copy !req
28. Did you know that Bob Feller...Copy !req
29. pitched 350 strikeouts in 1947?Copy !req
30. It was 348 in 1946, Sergeant. Come on down.Copy !req
31. See? I can't even remember
the numbers anymore. I'm gonna jump.Copy !req
32. Wait!Copy !req
33. Don't jump now. No! Wait!Copy !req
34. What about your kids?
What about the baseball team?Copy !req
35. I lost all my good players.Copy !req
36. - What?
- My team, The Tigers.Copy !req
37. I lost all my good players from last year.Copy !req
38. I had my first practice yesterday.Copy !req
39. Come on down, Sarge. The Tigers need you.Copy !req
40. The league will have to find somebody else
for those pea-brained losers.Copy !req
41. No, think of those kids.Copy !req
42. You can't let those little kids down.
Come on down, Sarge.Copy !req
43. My, God, he's gonna jump. Look out!Copy !req
44. You're right. We can't let the kids down.Copy !req
45. - You coach my Tigers.
- Sarge, I can't.Copy !req
46. You know your stuff.
You played high school ball.Copy !req
47. I remember you. You'll do great.Copy !req
48. You coach and I won't kill myself.Copy !req
49. Okay. I'll coach the Tigers, one season.Copy !req
50. And then my wife will divorce me.Copy !req
51. Kyle, see you. Take care.Copy !req
52. So long, we'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
53. Hello, Richie, how you doing?Copy !req
54. - Burt, did you get those hot sheets?
- Yeah.Copy !req
55. - And I got the 10-30's straight.
- Hiya, coach.Copy !req
56. How you doing, Kyle?Copy !req
57. - Sgt. Kreeger was crazy like a fox, man.
- What would you have done?Copy !req
58. You ain't seen the Tigers yet.Copy !req
59. Word says your team
couldn't even get itself kidnapped.Copy !req
60. Hey, no sweat.Copy !req
61. My partner here will have them
whipped into shape, just like that.Copy !req
62. I got a buddy that saw the line-up.Copy !req
63. And I got five big ones that says you guys
don't do no better than second division.Copy !req
64. - I'll take that bet.
- You're on.Copy !req
65. - Burt, no!
- $25.Copy !req
66. Wait. "Five big ones" is $500.Copy !req
67. - I'm willing to cancel it, Burt.
- Oh, no!Copy !req
68. Burt Honneger is a man of honor.Copy !req
69. Holy shit!Copy !req
70. - You think you got a chance?
- I don't know.Copy !req
71. I haven't even seen the talent yet.Copy !req
72. I mean, I played All-City third base
in my junior year in college.Copy !req
73. I never coached anybody in my life.Copy !req
74. Cancel the bet, Burt.Copy !req
75. But I better give you a helping hand.Copy !req
76. That's how my money's got
a running chance.Copy !req
77. - Did you ever play ball?
- Fifth grade, went out for catcher.Copy !req
78. - But I got beat up by Dale Bueler.
- He really must have been good.Copy !req
79. Dale was a girl.Copy !req
80. The Panthers will wipe the league
six ways from Sunday...Copy !req
81. and they got two pitchers
with E.R.A's of 2.12.Copy !req
82. - What's an E.R.A.?
- It's just like an A.P.B.Copy !req
83. I'm beginning to think
I should've let Sgt. Kreeger kill himself.Copy !req
84. - You ain't gonna get me.
- No way!Copy !req
85. Timmy Deutsch, stop that or I'll rat on you.Copy !req
86. Let go!Copy !req
87. Oh, good.Copy !req
88. You bastard!Copy !req
89. All right, come on, get in. Come on, throw it.Copy !req
90. Kids.Copy !req
91. Kids, I'm Eddie Burke, your new coach.Copy !req
92. Another flatfoot.Copy !req
93. Officer Burke.Copy !req
94. - What's your name?
- It's Eaglescout Terwilliger.Copy !req
95. - Yeah, well, who are you?
- Fritz Curtis.Copy !req
96. That's the bionic mouth.Copy !req
97. What can I do for you, Eaglescout?Copy !req
98. Before you arrived, Timmy Deutsch
over there was choking the little kids.Copy !req
99. - I was not.
- Liar!Copy !req
100. - Shut up!
- Bullies are so insecure.Copy !req
101. - How old are you?
- Ten.Copy !req
102. - You want to live to be 11?
- Shut up!Copy !req
103. Hey, hold it!Copy !req
104. - The fuzz speaks.
- A hairy Kojak.Copy !req
105. Now, I thought you kids
wanted to play baseball.Copy !req
106. Who do I talk to,
to get a transfer out of this chicken outfit?Copy !req
107. Are we gonna have tryouts
for all the positions?Copy !req
108. It's the only fair way.
That way, nobody's gonna get screwed.Copy !req
109. - You'll get screwed, you little flea.
- Cram it, Deutsch!Copy !req
110. Hold it!Copy !req
111. All right, who cut it?Copy !req
112. That's disgusting.Copy !req
113. Who the hell's that?Copy !req
114. That's my assistant coach.Copy !req
115. If that's your assistant coach,
I think we're in big trouble.Copy !req
116. All right, kids, let's hit the field.Copy !req
117. Spread it out.Copy !req
118. Do we have to do this?Copy !req
119. He's gonna eat a booger.Copy !req
120. - What's your name?
- Roger.Copy !req
121. Here you go, Roger.Copy !req
122. No, your nose, Roger.Copy !req
123. - What's your name?
- Noel Cady.Copy !req
124. - We call him Peanuts.
- He's our mascot.Copy !req
125. - Shut it, Deutsch!
- Hold it!Copy !req
126. Okay.Copy !req
127. Look, one of the things that we used
to do that was important...Copy !req
128. was we'd check the wind direction.Copy !req
129. That's the first thing you do so you don't
get fooled by a high fly ball, you know?Copy !req
130. You take some grass, just like this...Copy !req
131. and you throw it up in the air. That way,
you can see which way the ball's gonna go.Copy !req
132. All right? Everybody do that, come on.Copy !req
133. North by northwest.Copy !req
134. That's southwest, you geek.Copy !req
135. I'm gonna make you eat that crap.Copy !req
136. Deutsch doesn't know
what he's talking about!Copy !req
137. Stupid!Copy !req
138. There goes my $500.Copy !req
139. Put it this way, Burt.Copy !req
140. I can wind up the season
as everybody's favorite bad guy.Copy !req
141. So, if I spend the time and
make the Tigers win, my wife will kill me.Copy !req
142. If I don't and they lose, you lose your $500...Copy !req
143. the kids hate me and the Chief will blame me
for reflecting badly on the force.Copy !req
144. So, if I win, I lose and if I lose, I lose.Copy !req
145. Don't worry. I got a book on baseball.Copy !req
146. I'm gonna be a great assistant coach.Copy !req
147. "A runner acquires the right
to an unoccupied base...Copy !req
148. "when he touches it before he is out."Copy !req
149. Burt, put the book away.
You're making me nervous.Copy !req
150. Two-Bravo-Ten.
We have a report from a lady...Copy !req
151. who claims a dog is going to the bathroom
all over her lawn...Copy !req
152. and it isn't her dog.Copy !req
153. 10-4.Copy !req
154. - Why don't they call a dog pound?
- Damned if I know.Copy !req
155. So what's a squeeze play?Copy !req
156. Squeeze play is what I'm gonna do
to your head...Copy !req
157. if you don't stop talking about baseball.Copy !req
158. That's not a squeeze play.Copy !req
159. Oh, come on.Copy !req
160. We chased this guy
half way down the block...Copy !req
161. Men. At ease.Copy !req
162. Before you start your tours,
I just want to clue you...Copy !req
163. on the vandal operating on the west side.Copy !req
164. The M.O. is very close
to the one used a year ago by...Copy !req
165. Francis Xavier Rivera.Copy !req
166. - Not Ballbuster Rivera?
- That's him.Copy !req
167. "Age, 11. Height, 4'10".Copy !req
168. "Weight, 85 or 86 pounds. Hispanic."Copy !req
169. He did two bits at
the correctional facility at Pennsburg...Copy !req
170. and spent most of last year at juvie.Copy !req
171. - What's his thing, Chief?
- He hates cars.Copy !req
172. Yesterday, he vandalized six Granadas
and a couple of Montegoes.Copy !req
173. The shrink says he hates them
because they're bigger than he is.Copy !req
174. Now, men, be on the lookout for Ballbuster,
before he does any more damage.Copy !req
175. That's all, men.Copy !req
176. Why the hell can't you watch
where you're going?Copy !req
177. - You watch it, lady.
- You pretty chauvinist pig.Copy !req
178. Damn fool!Copy !req
179. Watch it, you!Copy !req
180. All right.Copy !req
181. Hold it.Copy !req
182. Police brutality.
Get off my ass, you blue-balled faggot.Copy !req
183. Easy does it.Copy !req
184. Hands off the threads, sucker!
You rip this shirt, you buy me a new one.Copy !req
185. - Are you Francis Xavier Rivera?
- No, I'm Jimmy Carter.Copy !req
186. "You have the right to remain silent...Copy !req
187. - "and you have the right to—"
- Don't you think you better cuff me?Copy !req
188. I think we can trust you.Copy !req
189. Relax here a minute, Buster.
We'll be right back.Copy !req
190. - How do you know I ain't gonna split?
- You got no place to hide.Copy !req
191. Sit down and wait.Copy !req
192. - What you in for?
- Armed robbery. 10 counts of assault.Copy !req
193. - How about you?
- Grand theft auto.Copy !req
194. Okay, son. Let's hear your side of it.Copy !req
195. Yes, ma'am.
I'm very sorry for this whole mix-up.Copy !req
196. It's a simple mistake. These officers,
they thought they were doing their duty.Copy !req
197. I was an innocent bystander.
It's a case of mistaken identity.Copy !req
198. Bullshit.Copy !req
199. Buster, you've been nothing but trouble...Copy !req
200. since you were old enough
to smash up your first car.Copy !req
201. Your parents have remanded you
to the care of juvenile court.Copy !req
202. They simply do not want you
around anymore.Copy !req
203. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to put you
in the care of...Copy !req
204. the State Correctional Institution
at Greenport for an indefinite stay.Copy !req
205. No sweat, Judge, honey.
I've been in jail before.Copy !req
206. - Your Honor, may I have a moment?
- Of course.Copy !req
207. Greenport's an awfully rough place
and he's not such a bad kid.Copy !req
208. Are you familiar with my program
of host homes, Officer Burke?Copy !req
209. Yeah, isn't that, that crazy program
where they put the little crooks...Copy !req
210. in with the nice people
and screw everybody up?Copy !req
211. That is where youthful offenders get a last
chance to be saved from going to prison.Copy !req
212. Buster, you spent time at juvenile hall.Copy !req
213. It did you no good, whatsoever.Copy !req
214. I think what you need is a good
strong home with a good strong father.Copy !req
215. Someone like, Officer Burke, here.Copy !req
216. This fat-ass booger
trying to play Starsky and Hutch?Copy !req
217. You got to be kidding me.Copy !req
218. That will be enough
of that kind of talk, Buster.Copy !req
219. Ma'am, I'm very busy.
I have a wife and a baseball team.Copy !req
220. Wonderful, Buster can learn some skill
besides bumper removal.Copy !req
221. This could be his last chance.Copy !req
222. A kid whose father and mother
don't even want to see him again.Copy !req
223. Ma'am, I couldn't.Copy !req
224. I couldn't be sure that when he was
stealing home, he wasn't stealing my home.Copy !req
225. No, I'd just tell Buster,
that if there's any trouble...Copy !req
226. he'll go to Greenport for the maximum.Copy !req
227. Ma'am, I couldn't.Copy !req
228. Buster, this is my wife, Mrs. Burke.Copy !req
229. Why did a nice piece of fluff like you
go and marry this dead head for?Copy !req
230. I'm still trying to figure that one out myself.Copy !req
231. We're gonna have a great time.Copy !req
232. But now, first, you gotta get your rest.Copy !req
233. Tomorrow's your first day of practice
with the Tigers. You wanna do your best.Copy !req
234. I'd rather go to jail.Copy !req
235. Now, what we're gonna do is,
we're gonna talk about the fastball.Copy !req
236. That is when you swing the bat so fast...Copy !req
237. the minute you see the ball
leave the pitcher's...Copy !req
238. - What are you doing?
- Nothing.Copy !req
239. - Huh?
- Nothing.Copy !req
240. All right, now that is how fast
the fastballer ball is. Right?Copy !req
241. Got any questions on that?Copy !req
242. Yeah, how do we know
if it's a fastball or not?Copy !req
243. You'll know, right? You will know.
All right, now on positions, positions.Copy !req
244. I want you all to be able to play
the same position...Copy !req
245. so we'll be able to be flexible, right?Copy !req
246. Then we'll be able
to confuse the opposition.Copy !req
247. We'll be able to play as a team.Copy !req
248. - We'll confuse them, all right.
- Eddie.Copy !req
249. Kids, everybody out on the field.Copy !req
250. We only got two more practices
before our first game with the Cubs.Copy !req
251. - What's wrong?
- Nobody wants to be catcher.Copy !req
252. Burt tells me he can't get anybody
to work behind the plate.Copy !req
253. You crazy?
A sucker could get killed back there.Copy !req
254. Have you ever seen Johnny Bench's
fingers up close? Yuck!Copy !req
255. All bent and broken and stubby and—Copy !req
256. All right, Sharyn,
I won't make you be catcher.Copy !req
257. I wouldn't want to get sued
for ruining your modeling career.Copy !req
258. You got that right.Copy !req
259. Timmy, you're a tough kid. How about you?Copy !req
260. I'm a bully, Mister. I can't take it worth shit.Copy !req
261. - Art, you got the build for it.
- You crazy, fuzz?Copy !req
262. I wouldn't squat back there
for all the Sugar Babies in the world.Copy !req
263. - Catchers don't have to run wind sprints.
- You got your catcher.Copy !req
264. Stop it! What is wrong with you guys?Copy !req
265. You guys are supposed to be
baseball players.Copy !req
266. Mike, how are you gonna learn to pitch
if you're like that?Copy !req
267. Kids, stop it. Come on, now.Copy !req
268. Beat you to home plate, fat ass.Copy !req
269. Rule number 19 says...Copy !req
270. - Come on, Eddie, give me one.
- Okay, now, here we go.Copy !req
271. I got it!Copy !req
272. You can have it.Copy !req
273. I'm gonna hit the ball right out there.Copy !req
274. - Where you been?
- Watching TV.Copy !req
275. Let me see if your uniform needs taking in.Copy !req
276. - I ain't wearing no uniform.
- Why not?Copy !req
277. I got a rep.
Buster Rivera don't wear no fag threads.Copy !req
278. I'll give you a choice between this uniform
and the uniform they give you at Greenport.Copy !req
279. I got an 11-inch neck.Copy !req
280. - Ready? Hustle.
- Hustle, my ass.Copy !req
281. Go!Copy !req
282. Ready, group one, you ready? Go!Copy !req
283. Come on!Copy !req
284. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
285. Hold it, Scoop.Copy !req
286. - Is that your fastball?
- Pretty cool, huh?Copy !req
287. Yeah, if the batter's 18 feet tall.Copy !req
288. - Can I talk to you confidential?
- Yeah.Copy !req
289. - I only got two pitches, but I'm all you got.
- I know.Copy !req
290. I got fast and wild or slow and meatball.Copy !req
291. - Can I talk to you confidential?
- Sure.Copy !req
292. I'm gonna work your tail off.Copy !req
293. Sgt. Kreeger already tried that, he gave up.Copy !req
294. He said anybody who tried
to catch my fastball...Copy !req
295. would arrest me for attempted murder.Copy !req
296. - Play ball!
- Yeah, Mikey.Copy !req
297. Hum chuck, Mikey. Let's go, Mikey.
Attaboy, Mikey. Let's go, Mikey, baby.Copy !req
298. Hum chuck. No batter.
Come on, Mikey, baby.Copy !req
299. Mike, come on! Throw it in!Copy !req
300. Come on, Mikey, baby.
Hum chuck, no batter. Come on, Mikey.Copy !req
301. Hum chuck, no batter.
Come on, Mikey, baby.Copy !req
302. Hum chuck, Mikey, baby. Hum chuck, Mike.Copy !req
303. No batter!Copy !req
304. - No ump!
- Bueler, are you all right?Copy !req
305. Jeez, the guy's out cold.
What'd your kid put on the ball?Copy !req
306. Lucky he didn't hit him with his curve.Copy !req
307. You can't play this game without
a sanctioned ump! This game's called.Copy !req
308. Okay, whatever you guys say
is okay with me.Copy !req
309. The game between
the Cubs and Tigers is called.Copy !req
310. It will be replayed
tomorrow afternoon at 3:15.Copy !req
311. Thank you all for coming.Copy !req
312. - Too bad we couldn't play you guys.
- Pansies.Copy !req
313. They look like their mothers taught them
how to throw.Copy !req
314. You'll get your chance
to show what you can do.Copy !req
315. Take the field and play ball!Copy !req
316. Okay, guys, today's the day
you put it to the Cubs.Copy !req
317. Spirit, now. Hum chuck, gals.
Hum chuck, boys.Copy !req
318. Remember what we learned this week
and you'll maul them.Copy !req
319. I don't feel so good.Copy !req
320. Me, neither.
I got to get a letter from my doctor.Copy !req
321. - I got jaundice.
- I've a deviated septum.Copy !req
322. I have a hangover.Copy !req
323. I'm getting my period next year.Copy !req
324. Hang on, people!Copy !req
325. Waiting for an engraved invite?
Let's play ball!Copy !req
326. Come on.Copy !req
327. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
328. Welcome to the replaying
of the season's opener...Copy !req
329. between the Cubs and Tigers.Copy !req
330. On the mound for the Tigers is Mike Karpel.Copy !req
331. What the hell did you do to your glove?Copy !req
332. I taped the sucker.
I thought maybe you could find it easier.Copy !req
333. Put the ball over the plate.Copy !req
334. Kelly Robinson.Copy !req
335. Ball!Copy !req
336. Watch it.
You'll get hurt with this guy up there.Copy !req
337. Okay. Come on, now. Let's go, come on.Copy !req
338. You give me a pitch, pretty boy,
and I'm gonna take it downtown.Copy !req
339. Get off of me!Copy !req
340. Oh, what the heck?Copy !req
341. What'd you put on this freaking ball? One of
your goddam boogers, you little creep?Copy !req
342. Patty, what are you doing?Copy !req
343. He put his snot all over the mother.Copy !req
344. I don't care what he put on it. Play the ball.Copy !req
345. You don't have to get all crazy.Copy !req
346. Ralph Parks.Copy !req
347. Hum chuck, Ralphy.
Let's go, Ralphy, baby! Hum chuck.Copy !req
348. - That's the way to stay in there.
- Strike one.Copy !req
349. Hum chuck, Ralphy. That's the way, Ralphy.
Let's go.Copy !req
350. - Stay in there, Ralphy.
- Strike two.Copy !req
351. Ralphy can't hit worth shit.
Hum chuck, Ralphy.Copy !req
352. Let's go, Ralphy. Come on, Ralphy, baby.Copy !req
353. - Mouth?
- Yeah?Copy !req
354. - Do you ever stop talking?
- I don't think I can.Copy !req
355. Hum chuck. Let's go, Ralphy, baby.
Come on, Ralphy.Copy !req
356. You're out!Copy !req
357. - What do you mean he's out?
- Your guy never touched first base.Copy !req
358. - Catcher tag him yet?
- No.Copy !req
359. You're safe.Copy !req
360. You just witnessed
the first five-bagger in history...Copy !req
361. that counts as a single.Copy !req
362. - What are you doing Thursday night?
- My hair.Copy !req
363. - No, I mean, who you going out with?
- Nobody.Copy !req
364. - How about me?
- What about you?Copy !req
365. - How about going out with me?
- Where?Copy !req
366. - To the drive-in.
- Who'll drive, your father?Copy !req
367. No, we can sneak in. I got two lawn chairs.Copy !req
368. You want me, the prettiest girl in the state,
to go to a drive-in and sit on lawn chairs?Copy !req
369. Yeah.Copy !req
370. - Pick me up at 6:30.
- Okay.Copy !req
371. - What's your name?
- Bobby.Copy !req
372. - You go to Johnson Jr.?
- Yeah, I got Ms. Deloria for homeroom.Copy !req
373. - You got a date for the dance?
- Yeah.Copy !req
374. Got to go.Copy !req
375. So long. Sorry about the dance.Copy !req
376. Safe!Copy !req
377. - Throw the ball!
- I'm trying.Copy !req
378. Throw it!Copy !req
379. Safe!Copy !req
380. And that's 12 runs for the Cubs...Copy !req
381. in what seems to be
the highest-scoring game of the season.Copy !req
382. Strike!Copy !req
383. Time out!Copy !req
384. Play ball!Copy !req
385. - Oh, help, a fart.
- Help, a fart.Copy !req
386. Art the Fart!Copy !req
387. There seems to be
some kind of trouble in the Tigers' dugout.Copy !req
388. We'll try and get a report on it.Copy !req
389. It stinks here.Copy !req
390. Fellas, let's get in there.Copy !req
391. Get back there.Copy !req
392. Play ball!Copy !req
393. Oh, it's in my shirt, it's in my shirt!Copy !req
394. - Give me the ball!
- You get away from me!Copy !req
395. - Give me the ball!
- You get away from me!Copy !req
396. - What, are you trying to let them win?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
397. Jesus, this is embarrassing.Copy !req
398. You better watch it, you little...Copy !req
399. Play ball!Copy !req
400. I'm gonna kill you.Copy !req
401. Strike.Copy !req
402. Now up for the Cubs, Scot Fitzsimmons.Copy !req
403. - It's mine!
- It's mine!Copy !req
404. Safe!Copy !req
405. Fifteen-nothing here in the top of the sixth.Copy !req
406. Tigers have a man on second
and a man on first.Copy !req
407. Fritz Curtis is up.Copy !req
408. - Your name's Charlene?
- No.Copy !req
409. I could've sworn you're the one
who was scared of gerbils in third grade.Copy !req
410. Strike.Copy !req
411. You sure you never went to Center School...Copy !req
412. and freaked
whenever you had to touch them?Copy !req
413. Kid, why don't you keep your eye
on the stupid ball?Copy !req
414. I was sure the kid's name was Charlene.
Went crazy around gerbils.Copy !req
415. - Go!
- Go, Mouth!Copy !req
416. Run!Copy !req
417. And the Tigers load the bases.Copy !req
418. Two outs. We got the bases loaded.Copy !req
419. Fingers. Come on, Fingers.Copy !req
420. Don't dust yourself off.Copy !req
421. That's the ballgame. The Tigers are ruled
out for passing each other in the base path.Copy !req
422. No runs scored.Copy !req
423. All right. Way to go.Copy !req
424. The Cubs win the game 19 to nothing.Copy !req
425. Don't forget...Copy !req
426. Kids, it's only the first one. No sweat, right?Copy !req
427. - There's still all the rest of the season.
- Right?Copy !req
428. The kids are really gonna raz us to death
when they hear about this.Copy !req
429. I'm gonna have to pound on the whole
third grade just to make myself feel better.Copy !req
430. The other teams are even better
than those turkeys.Copy !req
431. They weren't so good.Copy !req
432. Okay. So we booted her.Copy !req
433. But, we'll be better. We just
need to work on fundamentals, right?Copy !req
434. Okay, let's go get some ice cream.Copy !req
435. - I'll pass the ice cream this time.
- Me, too.Copy !req
436. The same.Copy !req
437. - I don't want any ice cream.
- Me, neither.Copy !req
438. Does this mean I don't get any ice cream?Copy !req
439. You show me a kid
who turns down free ice cream...Copy !req
440. I'll show you a baseball team
that's in big trouble.Copy !req
441. "T."Copy !req
442. T-R-A-I-N. Train.Copy !req
443. - They're great kids, Eddie.
- That's what worries me.Copy !req
444. They never gave up,
no matter how rotten things got.Copy !req
445. They gave it their best shot.Copy !req
446. Even though their best shots
weren't the greatest.Copy !req
447. Yeah, but what happens to those kids
if they keep losing all season long?Copy !req
448. If you're worried about it,
why don't you tell them? Talk to them.Copy !req
449. Maybe we should give it a try.Copy !req
450. - You want some pizza?
- Yeah.Copy !req
451. Anchovies, sick. Don't you have any plain?Copy !req
452. How about Burt?Copy !req
453. - Anybody want another coke?
- Yeah, right here.Copy !req
454. Could I have a coke?Copy !req
455. Anybody want another coke?Copy !req
456. I wonder why God invented anchovies.Copy !req
457. Don't do that!Copy !req
458. - Hey, you want some pizza?
- Here, right here.Copy !req
459. - Anchovies, don't you have any plain?
- What is it?Copy !req
460. - Hey, where'd you get this?
- No way.Copy !req
461. Hey, let me have a piece.Copy !req
462. Anybody want another coke?Copy !req
463. - All right, kids...
- There is no more.Copy !req
464. Kids, listen up now.Copy !req
465. Stop me if I'm wrong, but I got a feeling
you feel pretty badly about yesterday.Copy !req
466. - Yeah.
- Maybe you wanna quit?Copy !req
467. Look, I think you kids are about
the best bunch any guy could ask for.Copy !req
468. You're funny, intelligent...Copy !req
469. you're quick. You make more sense
to me than most adults.Copy !req
470. - But it's just too bad we can't play baseball.
- Says who?Copy !req
471. Some adult says you can't play baseball,
says you're no good...Copy !req
472. so you believe them instead of yourselves.Copy !req
473. Losing sure sucks.Copy !req
474. We could win if we try.Copy !req
475. My dad said he wanted me to quit the team.
Everybody's ribbing him about the Tigers.Copy !req
476. Be fun to show them mothers
we got what it takes.Copy !req
477. Yeah.Copy !req
478. Well, it's not gonna be easy.Copy !req
479. I just wish I can see their faces
if we started winning.Copy !req
480. - Yeah.
- If we got to the championship.Copy !req
481. All right! Yeah!Copy !req
482. Patty, look at the seams of the ball.Copy !req
483. Don't you look at the ball,
look at the seams. Okay?Copy !req
484. All right. I'll watch the goddamn seams.Copy !req
485. Roger, you got to work on your throw
to the plate.Copy !req
486. - It's no good?
- It never gets there.Copy !req
487. We got to put a little strength in your hands
so you can get some snap in your throws.Copy !req
488. So far, the only exercise your hand gets
is up your schnoz.Copy !req
489. Squeeze that.Copy !req
490. You squeeze it day and night,
except when you're sleeping.Copy !req
491. You're gonna have the best peg
in the outfield.Copy !req
492. Out!Copy !req
493. You're out!Copy !req
494. All right! All right, Art, good going.Copy !req
495. Strike three! You're out!Copy !req
496. Sweet AdelaineCopy !req
497. My AdelaineCopy !req
498. Hey, I gotta call Adelaine.
She's waiting for me.Copy !req
499. I'm coming, Adelaine.Copy !req
500. I don't know no Adelaine.Copy !req
501. What good are phones? Phones bother you.Copy !req
502. You invent this mother,
you ain't never gonna hear the end of it!Copy !req
503. Aesop.Copy !req
504. - Okay, Aesop.
- That you, Burke?Copy !req
505. Open your eyes, let's go.Copy !req
506. - They don't mind.
- What did you do to this phone?Copy !req
507. Got no room in my head to store my lids.Copy !req
508. Filled with a headache.Copy !req
509. I can walk, you...Copy !req
510. Come on, I got your room all ready for you.Copy !req
511. Hear your crummy ball club's
getting reamed by little old ladies...Copy !req
512. using umbrellas for baseball bats.Copy !req
513. Word's out, is it? Here, sit down.Copy !req
514. Bonnie the bookie's got you
600 to 1 for the title.Copy !req
515. Even money for the cellar.Copy !req
516. Give the kids a break.Copy !req
517. They only dropped a couple of games
and a lot of the season's left.Copy !req
518. That's revolting,
to see a man in that condition.Copy !req
519. I got this way drinking.Copy !req
520. Did you come by your ugly face naturally?Copy !req
521. - You guys need an offense.
- We need a defense, too.Copy !req
522. I wanna trade you some hot scoop
for some drinking money.Copy !req
523. What hot scoop?Copy !req
524. The name of a new kid in town
who can hit the ball.Copy !req
525. - And he ain't joined no team yet.
- How'd you hear about him?Copy !req
526. Passed out in a bush.Copy !req
527. When I woke up, this kid and his old man
were practicing, hitting some fungoes...Copy !req
528. and I followed them home.Copy !req
529. No drinking money, Aesop.Copy !req
530. Breakfast?Copy !req
531. You got yourself a deal.Copy !req
532. Kids...Copy !req
533. I want you to welcome
our new team mate, Umeki Siddaharo.Copy !req
534. His ways may be a little different...Copy !req
535. but I think you'll appreciate
what he can do for our offense.Copy !req
536. I don't believe he's so good.
Can he do any of this karate?Copy !req
537. Holy shit!Copy !req
538. Good knock. All right.Copy !req
539. Coming to bat...Copy !req
540. Coming to bat, the Tigers' newest addition,
I hope I have this right...Copy !req
541. Umeki Siddaharo.Copy !req
542. Time out!Copy !req
543. - Is that growling legal?
- How the hell do I know?Copy !req
544. - Sounds like a gorilla in heat.
- Just strike him out, Bobby.Copy !req
545. Time in, play ball!Copy !req
546. Oh, shit!Copy !req
547. Safe!Copy !req
548. First up for the Tigers, Ralphy Parks.Copy !req
549. - Come on, Ralph.
- Come on, Ralphy.Copy !req
550. - Hum chuck, Ralphy.
- Go, Ralph.Copy !req
551. You like drive-in movies?Copy !req
552. - Come on, Ralph.
- Come on, Ralphy.Copy !req
553. Come on!Copy !req
554. - Did you see that?
- What a catch!Copy !req
555. Way to go, Buster.Copy !req
556. At bat, Mike Karpel.Copy !req
557. Mr. America, where do you think
you're going?Copy !req
558. - The ball hit me!
- The heck it did!Copy !req
559. Bullshit.Copy !req
560. - Excuse me, sirs.
- Who the hell are you?Copy !req
561. Eaglescout Terwilliger.
Observe please, the game ball.Copy !req
562. There's plainly a streak of Kiwi black polish
on the ball...Copy !req
563. thus proving it did strike him on the foot.Copy !req
564. Take your base.Copy !req
565. Last inning, bottom of the sixth,
the Tigers lead by one run.Copy !req
566. But the Pirates have last up
two men on base, two outs.Copy !req
567. Come on, Mike. Two outs.Copy !req
568. One more and we've got it!Copy !req
569. The Pirates win it in the bottom of the sixth.Copy !req
570. Thank you all for coming and for
your patronage to our refreshment stand.Copy !req
571. Next weekend...Copy !req
572. You know, that shoestring catch you made
today was one of the best I've ever seen.Copy !req
573. Yeah.Copy !req
574. - You want a ride home?
- Yeah.Copy !req
575. Like my old man, my real one.Copy !req
576. Every time I tried to do anything,
he'd hit me.Copy !req
577. Maybe he'd been hurt once.
He probably still does hurt inside.Copy !req
578. - Not as much as me and my sister hurt.
- In a different way, maybe.Copy !req
579. He just didn't understand you, Buster.Copy !req
580. He didn't understand you or himself.
You got to try and be patient.Copy !req
581. Help him understand.Copy !req
582. You think he knows I love him?Copy !req
583. Maybe you got to tell him.Copy !req
584. No, he'd think I was being a sissy.
Maricón.Copy !req
585. - You know, he's not such a bad guy.
- Yeah, you are probably right.Copy !req
586. So, what are we going to do
about my hitting?Copy !req
587. I don't know.Copy !req
588. Miracles.Copy !req
589. But they're going to take some time.Copy !req
590. The kids are playing great.
We'll be tops in no time!Copy !req
591. It's a long way from being out of the cellar
to make it into first division.Copy !req
592. Yeah, but we're out of the cellar.
You gotta creep before you can crawl.Copy !req
593. We're going to keep on crawling
until we solve our pitching problem.Copy !req
594. Mike's a good kid, but...Copy !req
595. as a pitcher, he'd make a great outfielder.Copy !req
596. Two-bravo-ten, we got a report of an 11-06...Copy !req
597. at 319, Peteside Avenue, Mayfield House.Copy !req
598. Two-bravo-ten, that's a roger.
We're on our way.Copy !req
599. - Ms. Mayfield?
- Yes. This way, officers.Copy !req
600. - You have no security at all?
- I never thought I needed any security.Copy !req
601. But I was hardly prepared for vandalism.Copy !req
602. I mean, I can understand theft for gain,
but the wanton destruction...Copy !req
603. What time did you discover the vandalism?Copy !req
604. Thurston, my chauffeur,
alerted me at 9:30 this morning.Copy !req
605. Gee, that's too bad.Copy !req
606. You didn't hear anything last night,
Ms. Mayfield?Copy !req
607. Not a thing.Copy !req
608. Who else lives in this house with you?Copy !req
609. Just my son, Danny.Copy !req
610. He didn't hear anything?Copy !req
611. - My son is deaf, Officer.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
612. We'll fill out the report,
but cases like this are very hard to resolve...Copy !req
613. unless, of course, you have some idea
who might have done it.Copy !req
614. I'm outraged, but... I haven't a clue.Copy !req
615. - How much do all these plants cost?
- About $600.Copy !req
616. My sister had a fern. She killed it.Copy !req
617. I'm sorry to hear that.Copy !req
618. Is that your son, Mrs. Mayfield?Copy !req
619. Yes, I do hate him playing baseball
all the time.Copy !req
620. But he does love it so.Copy !req
621. You think he'd consider
being on our baseball team, The Tigers?Copy !req
622. No, I don't think so.
Besides, I couldn't condone it.Copy !req
623. Yeah, but would you let him pitch?Copy !req
624. I should say not!Copy !req
625. Who knows what accidents
could befall a child from a hard ball...Copy !req
626. or what germs lurk in a baseball field?Copy !req
627. Ms. Mayfield,
you don't want to make him into...Copy !req
628. one of your hot-house plants here, do you?Copy !req
629. Part of me does. I get so anxious.Copy !req
630. He's all I have.Copy !req
631. Lend him to us.
Let him be one of the Tigers and grow up.Copy !req
632. Well, if he wants to.Copy !req
633. We're the Tigers
No one could be prouderCopy !req
634. If you cannot hear us
We'll yell a little louderCopy !req
635. I wonder how you hum chuck
a deaf pitcher?Copy !req
636. I don't know. Maybe if he sees us
looking positive, he'll feel supported.Copy !req
637. Maybe.Copy !req
638. We're the TigersCopy !req
639. On the mound for the Tigers,
pitching his first game, Danny Mayfield.Copy !req
640. Hum chuck, you deaf Danny baby.
Hum chuck. Come on, Danny.Copy !req
641. Come on, baby. Hum chuck.Copy !req
642. Strike three. You're out!Copy !req
643. You're out!Copy !req
644. That kid's a regular pitching machine.Copy !req
645. - I've got it!
- I've got it!Copy !req
646. You're out!Copy !req
647. You want to go to the dance
Saturday night?Copy !req
648. Three up, three down for the Cubs.Copy !req
649. Still a nothing-nothing tie
in the bottom of the fourth.Copy !req
650. Show me "A."Copy !req
651. That means "ah."Copy !req
652. Thanks, right?Copy !req
653. - What are you kids doing?
- We're practicing our signals.Copy !req
654. See, the cootie ball's two fingers.Copy !req
655. And a slider with a droop is like this.Copy !req
656. And the submarine ball is a finger in the ear.Copy !req
657. - The bastard ball's the whole hand.
- Come on, let's go.Copy !req
658. Bastard ball?Copy !req
659. Now, up for the Tigers, Umeki Siddaharo.Copy !req
660. He's going to walk him.Copy !req
661. Don't let him walk you, Sid.Copy !req
662. That ball's out of here!Copy !req
663. The Tigers take the lead, one to nothing.Copy !req
664. Strike three!Copy !req
665. And the Tigers win it.
That makes it eight in a row for the Tigers...Copy !req
666. putting them into a tie for second place.Copy !req
667. If the Tigers get past their next two games,
they'll be in the championship...Copy !req
668. against the defending champs, the Panthers.Copy !req
669. A bet's a bet, Kyle.Copy !req
670. You said we'd never
get past second division.Copy !req
671. We beat the Phillies tomorrow...Copy !req
672. we're in the championship game
against the Panthers.Copy !req
673. You never would have done it if you
hadn't picked up Bruce Lee and Harpo Marx.Copy !req
674. The Lord loveth a good loser, Kyle.Copy !req
675. I don't suppose old Burt would like to go
double or nothing on the championship...Copy !req
676. - against the Panthers, huh?
- Have to be crazy to make a bet like that.Copy !req
677. Old Burt would have to be crazy
to take that bet.Copy !req
678. I'll take that bet.Copy !req
679. Old Burt's crazy. I just hope
we get by the Phillies tomorrow, Burt.Copy !req
680. Come on.Copy !req
681. You look like baseball players, my ass.Copy !req
682. Shut up.Copy !req
683. - Who are those guys, anyway?
- They are creeps. They are on the Panthers.Copy !req
684. What do you think?Copy !req
685. Chumps.Copy !req
686. Bunch of turkeys.Copy !req
687. - Hey, Buster.
- Hello, Buster.Copy !req
688. Can I have your French fries?
Let me have some.Copy !req
689. Hey, kids. Tigers!Copy !req
690. Chief Duggan has something
he wants to say to you.Copy !req
691. - Hi, boys and girls.
- Hi.Copy !req
692. Congratulations.Copy !req
693. You know, I think our community owes
a debt of gratitude to all of you.Copy !req
694. By beating the Phillies, you're now ready...Copy !req
695. against incredible odds...Copy !req
696. to take on the Panthers
for the championship.Copy !req
697. Yeah!Copy !req
698. I know I speak for so many...Copy !req
699. Oh, cut the fart.Copy !req
700. - Mommy, it smells.
- Run.Copy !req
701. You young children...Copy !req
702. Man, that Luke Skywalker is something else.Copy !req
703. What the hell happened
to Darth what's-his-name?Copy !req
704. Vader, one mean breather.Copy !req
705. I don't believe Luke Skywalker hit that thing
without any special equipment.Copy !req
706. Why not?
Ben Kenobi told him about the Force.Copy !req
707. All you got to do
is believe in the force of good.Copy !req
708. That way you can hit your target
with your eyes closed.Copy !req
709. You think that will improve Buster's hitting?Copy !req
710. Very funny, man.Copy !req
711. - Ready?
- Yeah, let's go.Copy !req
712. - Make sure you get the deaf kid's arm.
- Got you, Razor.Copy !req
713. - Here you go, Danny.
- Get away.Copy !req
714. What are you doing? We're starting a game.Copy !req
715. They don't allow retards in here.Copy !req
716. - Who let you in?
- You better shut up.Copy !req
717. Look what happened
when the sewer backed up: the Tigers.Copy !req
718. Pussies.Copy !req
719. Bug off! You'll get your chance on Saturday.Copy !req
720. Hey, pitcher!Copy !req
721. Danny, boy. Cat got your tongue?Copy !req
722. I'm talking to you. When I talk, you listen.Copy !req
723. Come on, you know he can't speak,
you lousy piece of shit.Copy !req
724. Look you guys, let's just go on home.Copy !req
725. "Look you guys, let's just go on home."Copy !req
726. - You Italian?
- Why, you want to make something of it?Copy !req
727. Yeah, what's this mean?Copy !req
728. - Chicken shits.
- Yeah, punks.Copy !req
729. Thanks a lot, Sid.Copy !req
730. - You okay, Sharyn?
- Yeah.Copy !req
731. Where's Danny?Copy !req
732. Danny, you all right?Copy !req
733. Sons of bitches.Copy !req
734. - At least his arm's not broken.
- The shoulder is separated.Copy !req
735. Damage is not serious.Copy !req
736. But it's anybody's guess
as to when Danny can pitch again.Copy !req
737. If I could get my hands
on those criminals...Copy !req
738. The championship is a day after tomorrow.Copy !req
739. Is there any chance that
the shoulder can reset and heal by itself?Copy !req
740. Thousand to one against it.Copy !req
741. I feel badly for Danny.Copy !req
742. - There is one long shot.
- What's that?Copy !req
743. I really don't recommend it
but there's an orthopedist...Copy !req
744. by the name of Sternberg.Copy !req
745. He's done some work
with some of the pro pitchers.Copy !req
746. And he manipulates the muscles...Copy !req
747. and it allows the joint to reintegrate.Copy !req
748. - Surgery?
- No, he just resets the joint.Copy !req
749. And if it works...Copy !req
750. it's a 100% right away.Copy !req
751. - Where is he?
- Harvard, I believe.Copy !req
752. - Would you get him for me, please?
- Mrs. Mayfield, you're really with this?Copy !req
753. The only way
to teach those little cruds a lesson...Copy !req
754. is for Danny to go out there
and whip their tails.Copy !req
755. Cross your fingers, here come the Tigers.Copy !req
756. Come in.Copy !req
757. How are you doing?Copy !req
758. You know any way
I can believe in myself real quick?Copy !req
759. I don't think it happens
quite that quickly, Buster.Copy !req
760. Yeah, well if it don't,
I'll bag it for the team tomorrow.Copy !req
761. I don't care what happens to me
but they worked hard.Copy !req
762. So did you.Copy !req
763. - Your fielding percentage has come way up.
- I know.Copy !req
764. I believe in you, Buster.Copy !req
765. Now, get some sleep. Tomorrow night
we're going to be celebrating.Copy !req
766. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
767. Hey, God.Copy !req
768. What do you say?Copy !req
769. I guess you don't need any new friends.Copy !req
770. Do you?Copy !req
771. I need your help.Copy !req
772. My fielding is okay, thanks to Eddie Burke.
He's a real nice guy.Copy !req
773. My batting average is, well, awful.Copy !req
774. I need your help real bad, sir.Copy !req
775. Stop rattling the grape nuts.Copy !req
776. Man, be cool.Copy !req
777. - I'm sorry.
- Eggs will be ready in a minute.Copy !req
778. Hello? Yeah.Copy !req
779. I see.Copy !req
780. Okay, if you think so.Copy !req
781. Right. Thanks, Ms. Mayfield.Copy !req
782. So?Copy !req
783. Dr. Sternberg's in California
doing something to some tennis player.Copy !req
784. Some dumb thing like that.Copy !req
785. There goes the Panther game.Copy !req
786. I'm sorry, Eddie.Copy !req
787. Mrs. Mayfield says there may be still
a chance, so she's going to keep trying.Copy !req
788. So we got a chance.Copy !req
789. Now, are you sure you know exactly
what you're supposed to be doing?Copy !req
790. But the Chief says I'm not supposed
to use the car unless it's official business.Copy !req
791. I don't care what Chief Duggan says.
Use your light, use your siren...Copy !req
792. use your gun if you have to.Copy !req
793. But, get that doctor to the field
as soon as his plane comes in.Copy !req
794. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
795. - That man is a dingle berry.
- He certainly is.Copy !req
796. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
797. welcome to
the 15th Acorn League Championship.Copy !req
798. This year, the contest for
the giant golden trophy...Copy !req
799. will be between the Panthers and the Tigers.Copy !req
800. Okay, whose are those things?Copy !req
801. Gatorade!Copy !req
802. - My neck is hurting.
- What's wrong with your neck?Copy !req
803. I don't know.
I was asleep when it happened.Copy !req
804. Ladies and gentlemen,
please give your attention to the infield...Copy !req
805. for the introduction of the players.Copy !req
806. First, the Cinderella team of the league,
the Tigers.Copy !req
807. Ralph Parks in right field, batting first.Copy !req
808. Timmy Deutsch at second, batting second.Copy !req
809. Patricia O'Malley at third, batting third.Copy !req
810. Umeki Siddaharo, first, batting clean up.Copy !req
811. Roger Ross in center and...Copy !req
812. For perhaps the sixth time in a row,
the defending champions, the Panthers.Copy !req
813. At second base, batting first,
Eugene "Roadblock" Neary.Copy !req
814. At left field, batting second,
Howard "Ramrod" Steiner.Copy !req
815. At short, batting third,
Walter "The Hook" Coster.Copy !req
816. At first, batting clean up,
John "The Beast" Mascioni.Copy !req
817. At center field, batting fifth,
Big Bertha Mazurski.Copy !req
818. I'd like to see her birth certificate.Copy !req
819. You don't get birth certificates for monsters.Copy !req
820. If she's 12, I'll eat her mitt.Copy !req
821. At third, batting sixth,
Frank "The Razor" Schmidt.Copy !req
822. Batting seventh,
Rudolph "Cannonball" Magione.Copy !req
823. Batting eighth, the pride of San Juan...Copy !req
824. Enrico "the Flamethrower"...Copy !req
825. Garcia Jose Italbo Sinberguenca...Copy !req
826. Francisco y Garcia Lorca Gonzales.Copy !req
827. And pitching, batting ninth...Copy !req
828. with a season's E.R.A. of 2. 10...Copy !req
829. Spittin' Jim Hurley.Copy !req
830. O say, does that star-spangled bannerCopy !req
831. Yet waveCopy !req
832. O'er the land of the freeCopy !req
833. And the home of the brave?Copy !req
834. We would like to thank the Trade Center
school band for their performance...Copy !req
835. and you, parents, for your support all year.Copy !req
836. We have a change in the line-up.Copy !req
837. Mike Karpel will pitch
in place of Danny Mayfield...Copy !req
838. who was injured earlier in the week.Copy !req
839. Top of the second inning,
the Panthers have two men on base.Copy !req
840. At bat, Big Bertha Mazurski.Copy !req
841. Time out!Copy !req
842. - Let's stay cool, all right?
- Just do the best you can.Copy !req
843. - I don't know.
- Try and keep it locked.Copy !req
844. Go get him.Copy !req
845. Hey, hum chuck, Mikey.Copy !req
846. That ball's out of here!Copy !req
847. Big Bertha's 10th homerun of the season.Copy !req
848. Okay, we're only down by three.Copy !req
849. Mike, you have to straighten out your arm.Copy !req
850. Jim.Copy !req
851. Listen.Copy !req
852. - First couple of batters, dust them a little.
- How close, Coach?Copy !req
853. Jim, look. If you was to hit one of them
and take a base...Copy !req
854. I wouldn't pull you off the mound.Copy !req
855. I just want you to keep all of them
back from the plate.Copy !req
856. - Intimidate them, okay?
- Okay, coach.Copy !req
857. Attaboy.Copy !req
858. Ralphy Parks.Copy !req
859. Come on, Ralph. Hum chuck, Ralph.Copy !req
860. Ball one.Copy !req
861. Come on, step up there. Hang in there.Copy !req
862. Ball two.Copy !req
863. Now, time out!
Gus, your pitcher's a headhunter.Copy !req
864. Talk to him or take him out!Copy !req
865. My boy's just a little wild early in the game.
He's only a kid.Copy !req
866. Settle down, Spittin' Jim.Copy !req
867. Gus, I warned you!Copy !req
868. It's okay. It just winged me, it's okay!Copy !req
869. Settle down, Spittin' Jim.Copy !req
870. Timmy Deutsch.Copy !req
871. Strike.Copy !req
872. - He's standing too far away from the plate.
- He's afraid of getting what Ralphy got.Copy !req
873. Okay, Timmy, you're all right.
Hang in there, Timmy.Copy !req
874. Strike three, you're out!Copy !req
875. Umeki Siddaharo.Copy !req
876. Your man did that on purpose!Copy !req
877. Roger Ross.Copy !req
878. You're out!Copy !req
879. You're out!Copy !req
880. Wait a minute. This way.Copy !req
881. Hurry.Copy !req
882. Open the door.Copy !req
883. Dr. Sternberg? Is Dr. Sternberg in there?Copy !req
884. Good. Dr. Sternberg, I'm so glad to see you.Copy !req
885. Doctor.Copy !req
886. Dr. Sternberg.Copy !req
887. Dr. Sternberg, come with me, please.Copy !req
888. No outs. Frank Coster.Copy !req
889. Bertha Mazurski.Copy !req
890. Strike.Copy !req
891. - Bertha, is it true what they say?
- What?Copy !req
892. Strike two.Copy !req
893. I was talking to your friends before
but I better not say.Copy !req
894. They said you have hair on your chest.Copy !req
895. Strike three, you're out!Copy !req
896. Time is called. Please remain seated.Copy !req
897. Play will resume in just a few minutes.Copy !req
898. We would like, at this time,
to point out our new outfield fence...Copy !req
899. built with money raised from
the refreshment stands...Copy !req
900. you have patronized all year.Copy !req
901. - Get back.
- Give him room.Copy !req
902. Let's get that arm out of the sling. That's it.Copy !req
903. Okay, now make a fist for me. That's it.Copy !req
904. Rotate that.Copy !req
905. Okay.Copy !req
906. Now let's roll it the other way.Copy !req
907. Okay, now extend your arm
as far as you can.Copy !req
908. Now, hang on.Copy !req
909. There's a change in the line-up.Copy !req
910. Now, pitching for the Tigers,
Danny Mayfield.Copy !req
911. Beat the crap out of them, Danny!Copy !req
912. Now, batting for the Panthers,
Spittin' Jim Hurley.Copy !req
913. Great ball.Copy !req
914. Strike two.Copy !req
915. Strike three. You're out!Copy !req
916. Great work, doc. Great work.Copy !req
917. The Panthers lead by one run.Copy !req
918. The Tigers are closing the gap.Copy !req
919. - Did you see them mothers?
- They're really playing dirty and I mean it.Copy !req
920. - It's bad, Coach.
- Not fair!Copy !req
921. I'm going to punch that Razor's teeth out.Copy !req
922. "Ramrod" Steiner.Copy !req
923. - You know Sherry Ann Taylor?
- She's ugly as you.Copy !req
924. She was homecoming queen
at her old school.Copy !req
925. - She thinks you're cute.
- Good for her.Copy !req
926. Strike.Copy !req
927. She's watching you right now.Copy !req
928. She's up there behind Tracy Cavenaugh.
She's got big bazooms.Copy !req
929. You're out!Copy !req
930. Bitch!Copy !req
931. You didn't think a girl like that would go for
a scuzzy guy like you, did you?Copy !req
932. The bases are loaded
and there are two outs.Copy !req
933. The Tigers trail by two runs.Copy !req
934. At bat, Danny Mayfield.Copy !req
935. That's two runs for the Tigers.
The score is now tied four all...Copy !req
936. with two men on base, two out.Copy !req
937. At bat, Buster Rivera.Copy !req
938. Strike.Copy !req
939. Strike two.Copy !req
940. Strike three. You're out!Copy !req
941. Top of the sixth and final inning.
Bases loaded.Copy !req
942. At bat, Frank "the Razor" Schmidt.Copy !req
943. I can't stand that guy.Copy !req
944. - Why?
- He's a creep.Copy !req
945. The Panthers take a two-run lead.Copy !req
946. You're out! You're out! You're out!Copy !req
947. Unassisted triple play!Copy !req
948. Unassisted triple play!Copy !req
949. Fritz Curtis has just made
the first unassisted triple play...Copy !req
950. in Acorn League history!Copy !req
951. First up for the Tigers
in the bottom of the sixth, Noel Cady.Copy !req
952. Safe.Copy !req
953. Let's go, Patty.Copy !req
954. Patty O'Malley.Copy !req
955. - Come on, Patty.
- Go, Patty!Copy !req
956. Ball.Copy !req
957. Okay, Ralphy.Copy !req
958. Ralph Parks.Copy !req
959. - Go, Ralphy.
- Come on, Ralphy!Copy !req
960. Strike!Copy !req
961. Strike two!Copy !req
962. Strike three, you're out!Copy !req
963. One out. Tigers have the winning run
at first base.Copy !req
964. At bat, Umeki Siddaharo.Copy !req
965. - Let's go!
- Come on, Sid!Copy !req
966. That ball is going, going... Just foul.Copy !req
967. Run!Copy !req
968. Timmy Deutsch.Copy !req
969. - Infield fly.
- Don't catch it.Copy !req
970. No!Copy !req
971. Two outs, guys. One more, we got it!
Let's go!Copy !req
972. Come on!Copy !req
973. Why don't you put in Eagle and get a walk?
Then Mouth could bat.Copy !req
974. No, I'm going with you. I trust you.Copy !req
975. You're crazy, you can't trust me.
I'll strike out, sure as hell.Copy !req
976. Get on in there.Copy !req
977. Two outs, we're in the bottom
of the last inning.Copy !req
978. Tigers have the bases loaded.Copy !req
979. Figure on using your bare hands?Copy !req
980. It all comes down to right here
and right now.Copy !req
981. Strike.Copy !req
982. Come on, let's go!
Come on, Jim, get him and let's go.Copy !req
983. All you have to do
is believe in the force of good.Copy !req
984. Then you can hit your target
with your eyes closed.Copy !req
985. I believe in you, Buster.Copy !req
986. Miracles take some time.Copy !req
987. All you got to do
is believe in the force of good.Copy !req
988. Then you can hit your target
with your eyes closed.Copy !req
989. All you have to do
is believe in the force of good.Copy !req
990. Then you can hit your target
with your eyes closed.Copy !req
991. I don't believe it! It's a homerun!Copy !req
992. And the Tigers win it!Copy !req
993. Buster Rivera has hit a homerun!Copy !req
994. A homerun!Copy !req
995. Damn!Copy !req
996. The Tigers win!Copy !req
997. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
998. the Tigers have won the championship.Copy !req
999. We're the Tigers
No one could be prouderCopy !req
1000. If you cannot hear us
We'll yell a little louderCopy !req