1. In the name of Preverti,
daughter of the mountainsCopy !req
2. whose embrace with Rani
made the whole world tremble.Copy !req
3. Tremble!Copy !req
4. Tremble.Copy !req
5. Whose name is the Terrible.Copy !req
6. Whose name is Baleful.
Whose name is Inaccessible.Copy !req
7. Whose name is the Black Mother,
mother of darkness.Copy !req
8. Kaili!Copy !req
9. We turn our hearts to Kaili,
Drinker of blood, Black Mother.Copy !req
10. Kaili!Copy !req
11. Killer of demons,
gorge on this flesh, our offering.Copy !req
12. - Drink...
- Halt!Copy !req
13. - Halt?
- The ring.Copy !req
14. She is not wearing
the sacrificial ring.Copy !req
15. She cannot be sacrificed
without the ring.Copy !req
16. Where is the ring?
What has she done with the ring?Copy !req
17. The ring! The ring!Copy !req
18. - Oh, shocking.
- Monstrous.Copy !req
19. - Ahme.
- The necessary preparations...Copy !req
20. - The preparations for my departure...
- Are made.Copy !req
21. - At once, without delay.
- The ring.Copy !req
22. Over the water we must go.Copy !req
23. - Bhuta.
- You ask of me, Master?Copy !req
24. - Obedience and Love.
- This is so.Copy !req
25. - Ahme.
- This is so.Copy !req
26. - The ring.
- Has nobody looked on the washbasin?Copy !req
27. I am making the immediate
arrangements for my necessary...Copy !req
28. - Are made.
- At once.Copy !req
29. visit to England.
- In hand.Copy !req
30. Something must be done.Copy !req
31. Without the ring,
there will be no sacrifice,Copy !req
32. without the sacrifice,
no congregation.Copy !req
33. Without a congregation...Copy !req
34. no more me.Copy !req
35. This is so.Copy !req
36. - Wave.
- I don't like to.Copy !req
37. - Go on, wave.
- Shall I?Copy !req
38. They expect it, don't they.Copy !req
39. Lovely lads and so natural.Copy !req
40. Adoration hasn't gone to their heads.Copy !req
41. You know what I mean, success.Copy !req
42. So natural and still the same
as they was before they was.Copy !req
43. - Someone's got hold of my finger.
- You trying to attract attention again?Copy !req
44. She's pulling at it.Copy !req
45. Oh!Copy !req
46. Ow!Copy !req
47. She had my finger, you know...Copy !req
48. Stop trying to drag things down
to your own level.Copy !req
49. I thought she was a sandwich
until she went spare on my hand.Copy !req
50. It's cold. It's a cold place.Copy !req
51. - So, the ring?
- No. I could not get it off, Swami.Copy !req
52. Oh dear!Copy !req
53. Hey! Have you been messing with me
in my kip?Copy !req
54. I mean, with a fishing rod.Copy !req
55. I wouldn't touch you with a plastic one.
What are you doing on the floor?Copy !req
56. I'm tired.Copy !req
57. - Hello?
- Hello?Copy !req
58. Hey, Bea-atle!Copy !req
59. How about this, Shufti?Copy !req
60. Gold! All of it, pure gold.Copy !req
61. In easy to handle
denominational nuggets. Unmarked.Copy !req
62. - Not a mark on them.
- No, I hate them.Copy !req
63. - No.
- It makes your fingers go green.Copy !req
64. It's not the Beatle with the ring.Copy !req
65. - Aren't I?
- No, unfortunately.Copy !req
66. Ah!Copy !req
67. Hey, Bea-atle.
You shall have fun, eh?Copy !req
68. No thanks, I'm rhythm guitar
and mouth organ.Copy !req
69. I didn't encourage that wink.Copy !req
70. - It is not the one.
- My gosh.Copy !req
71. They all look the same in their similitude
and language.Copy !req
72. Swami, it's raining on your...Copy !req
73. After them.Copy !req
74. - Quickly, quickly.
- Yes, yes.Copy !req
75. - Right, right.
- All in.Copy !req
76. - All in together now, sir.
- Now.Copy !req
77. - Ah! Shilling!
- Shilling?Copy !req
78. - Shilling.
- Oh, shilling!Copy !req
79. - Now! Off!
- Off.Copy !req
80. Oh... After them.Copy !req
81. - What first attracted you to me?
- Well, you're very polite.Copy !req
82. Ha, ha!Copy !req
83. Hope he's in.Copy !req
84. Ow!Copy !req
85. - What are you doing?
- Posting a letter.Copy !req
86. Ow!Copy !req
87. Ow!Copy !req
88. I am not what I seem.Copy !req
89. Hey! My skin's soaked right through
to the skin.Copy !req
90. There's more here than meets the eye.Copy !req
91. - Ho, ho!
- Ho!Copy !req
92. - Ho, ho, ho!
- Oh!Copy !req
93. - Ho!
- Ho, ho!Copy !req
94. Take Five.Copy !req
95. "You're going to lose that girl".Copy !req
96. One, two, three...Copy !req
97. - Boys, are you buzzing?
- No thanks, I've got the car.Copy !req
98. No, listen...
You'll have to do it again.Copy !req
99. - Is that you?
- No.Copy !req
100. Don't look at me.Copy !req
101. It was you buzzing.
You naughty boy.Copy !req
102. Now for the ring!Copy !req
103. Ow!Copy !req
104. Oh! Oh, that stings.Copy !req
105. Kaili!Copy !req
106. Kaili!Copy !req
107. Flee!Copy !req
108. Will you explain everything
when the opportunity presents itself?Copy !req
109. - Flee!
- OK.Copy !req
110. Oh, goodness me!
Sex is creeping in.Copy !req
111. Young people see it in the bazaars,
market places, temple...Copy !req
112. No wonder they turn up their noses
at a mystical impulse...Copy !req
113. We're taking up fox hunting so young
people are involved in their sacrifices.Copy !req
114. And will understand the deep
significance of blood well shed.Copy !req
115. Of course I don't expect you to see
eye to eye with me...Copy !req
116. What? Who? Where?Copy !req
117. Now... If you'll pardon me.Copy !req
118. It's played out, any road?
You know, rings...Copy !req
119. - Very nice.
- It's yours.Copy !req
120. Nah! My missus wouldn't wear a ring
like that. Ostentatious, that is!Copy !req
121. - He's from the west.
- Nah, east. Stepney.Copy !req
122. - Does this ring mean anything to you?
- Freemason?Copy !req
123. - You're all English!
- That's what unions are for.Copy !req
124. I tell a lie. We have got one in there
from the mystic east... Or we did have.Copy !req
125. Hey, Abdul!Copy !req
126. - Yes.
- We did have one, didn't we?Copy !req
127. That lad from the sunnier climate,
east of Suez?Copy !req
128. Very nice he was, too.Copy !req
129. I think he's still down there,
in the coal hole.Copy !req
130. Doesn't the blood rush to your head, sir?Copy !req
131. Doesn't the eastern flavour
come expensive?Copy !req
132. Doesn't the blood rush to your stomach?Copy !req
133. Is this ring nasty, sir?Copy !req
134. Argh! Kaili! Oh dear, I must lie down.Copy !req
135. Oh! That's better.Copy !req
136. Excuse me...
This menu...Copy !req
137. I've just seen the most amazing thing...Copy !req
138. Oh...Copy !req
139. Hey, did you...Copy !req
140. There's a man down there on his head.Copy !req
141. Arthur?Copy !req
142. Could you pick this up for me, please?Copy !req
143. Are you eating, too, Paul?Copy !req
144. Your friend is in mortal danger.
I can say no more.Copy !req
145. It's rather a jolly place.Copy !req
146. - Soup, please.
- Soup, yeah.Copy !req
147. He has three hours to live.Copy !req
148. - Say no more.
- I can say no more.Copy !req
149. I ordered soup too.Copy !req
150. - Soup!
- Soup.Copy !req
151. Pardon me, sir. That's a very
fascinating ring you've got there.Copy !req
152. - Unless I'm mistaken.
- Is it?Copy !req
153. The dreaded sacred sacrificial
ring of the dread Kaili.Copy !req
154. - Say no more.
- I can say no more.Copy !req
155. Excuse me. If he is to be sacrificed
before Kaili,Copy !req
156. why is he not painted red?Copy !req
157. I've never had the courage to ask him,
but as he's my best friend I will.Copy !req
158. - What's this? Glasses?
- That's right, sir. Glasses.Copy !req
159. A victim is offered
to the dread Kaili everyday.Copy !req
160. All are happy to go.Copy !req
161. He who wins is privileged to wear
the sacred ringCopy !req
162. from sun to moon,
from moon to sun.Copy !req
163. And at the end of the happy day
he is slaughtered jolly with a knife.Copy !req
164. And sacrificed jolly with a knife,
so I'm told, with that ring.Copy !req
165. Three hours to live.Copy !req
166. - You have till five o'clock.
- Before a new victim is chosen.Copy !req
167. You are lucky to be chosen!Copy !req
168. My old mum would give her right hand
to be chosen.Copy !req
169. - What's this?
- A season ticket.Copy !req
170. I like a lot of seasoning in my soup.Copy !req
171. There's somebody been in this soup.Copy !req
172. I got it from this Eastern bird... lady...
in a fan letter.Copy !req
173. I get all sorts.
Rubbish, though, isn't it? Sacrifice.Copy !req
174. No? Come off!Copy !req
175. So, get in touch with your authorities
and send back the ring to this lady,Copy !req
176. who will then go happy to Kaili.Copy !req
177. - Thank you.
- Three hours.Copy !req
178. There's a footprint in here.Copy !req
179. Here, you have a go.Copy !req
180. Flee!Copy !req
181. We have lots of little problems like this.
Some of them matrimonial.Copy !req
182. This ring is not stone.Copy !req
183. - I've only got three hours to live.
- Therefore, it must be a metal.Copy !req
184. - I don't know this metal.
- You're not getting anywhere, are you?Copy !req
185. Early days yet, sir.
Therefore it must be an alloy.Copy !req
186. There's a certain amount of hurry up
involved here. My life is in danger.Copy !req
187. Three ten.Copy !req
188. - The wheel.
- Not the wheel.Copy !req
189. Even the Royal House of Hanover
had the wheel, sir.Copy !req
190. - I've never seen anything like it.
- You've failed.Copy !req
191. - I suggest you see a specialist.
- What kind? Your tools are broken.Copy !req
192. The fire brigade once got my head
out of some railings.Copy !req
193. - Did you want them to?
- No. I left it there when not at school.Copy !req
194. You can see a lot of the world
from railings.Copy !req
195. I like operations,
they give you a sense of outlook.Copy !req
196. This won't work.Copy !req
197. It could work if the government
would spend more money.Copy !req
198. Made in America you see.Copy !req
199. Another failure.Copy !req
200. The idea is...
The idea as I see itCopy !req
201. is that we expand the molecules
and the ring grows bigger and drops off.Copy !req
202. - What's your electricity bill like?
- It's sort of a long counterfoil.Copy !req
203. It's not dropping off.Copy !req
204. Voltage!
Voltage... up, up...Copy !req
205. Up, up!Copy !req
206. - Are you sure I'm earthed?
- Oh no, hold on. Thank you.Copy !req
207. Made in America.
Streets ahead of anything we've got.Copy !req
208. This is English.Copy !req
209. - Is it green, the earth in America?
- In some places it's brown.Copy !req
210. He's not earthed.Copy !req
211. He's an idiot.
Has a degree in woodwork. I ask you!Copy !req
212. Done.Copy !req
213. - 5... 4...
- Come on.Copy !req
214. 3-2-1-go! I observe the procedure.
He'll thank me for it in the end.Copy !req
215. Scientist, you're getting nowhere.Copy !req
216. It's the plugs.
Good British plugs.Copy !req
217. All this America rig. Wrong voltage.
That's what foxes me.Copy !req
218. - How do you feel?
- I used to use my hands.Copy !req
219. He used to use his hands.Copy !req
220. - Will he still be able to drum?
- Did he do a lot of it?Copy !req
221. - Voltage... up!
- I'm no mean hand at the old sticks.Copy !req
222. The voltage, up, up, up!Copy !req
223. - Hey, he's calling you. Up, up, up!
- Up, up, up!Copy !req
224. The bunker!Copy !req
225. - I can't watch.
- It's working! Give it the gun, Algernon.Copy !req
226. Stop it!Copy !req
227. It's more than my job's worth!Copy !req
228. He's out to rule the world
if he can get a government grant.Copy !req
229. Outrageous!
You're nothing but a mad scientist!Copy !req
230. Fantastic!Copy !req
231. With a ring like that I could,
dare I say it, rule the world.Copy !req
232. I must have the ring...
Algernon, the laser.Copy !req
233. Get your hands off him
or I'll call the Metropolitan scuffers!Copy !req
234. The laser...Copy !req
235. - Get him off.
- I must have this ring. The laser.Copy !req
236. Halt! Release him or I'll shoot
and I am a dead eyeshot shooting.Copy !req
237. - I've got it.
- Switch off that machine.Copy !req
238. - The laser.
- The laser, yes...Copy !req
239. I'm better with animals
than plugs and transistors.Copy !req
240. MIT was after me,
wanted me to rule the world for them.Copy !req
241. Daddy being the local master
of the hounds.Copy !req
242. That's where I get it from,
my love of animals.Copy !req
243. They trust me.
I should have been in vivisection.Copy !req
244. How do you know we can trust her?
She's had your fingers before, Ringo.Copy !req
245. Well, that was a mistake.
I can vouch for her. We're very close.Copy !req
246. - Lasers ready.
- Get them!Copy !req
247. It's the wrong plug...
Just give me five minutes.Copy !req
248. It's the brain drain.
His brain's draining.Copy !req
249. I have here...Copy !req
250. Now see what you've done
with your filthy Eastern ways.Copy !req
251. No! It is Clang, the High Priest,
who is filthy in his ways.Copy !req
252. How do we know
you're not sent by him to nick the ring,Copy !req
253. when you've lulled us
with your filthy ways?Copy !req
254. - What filthy ways are these?
- You can put that away.Copy !req
255. Until this moment you were safe
because my sister was chosenCopy !req
256. and no other could be sacrificed
to Kaili.Copy !req
257. Now my sister is safe and rises up.Copy !req
258. 'And a new day dawns,
a new victim is chosen... 'Copy !req
259. From this moment it is death to him
who wears the ring.Copy !req
260. This will make your finger shrink.
Be brave.Copy !req
261. Don't look.Copy !req
262. Alas, if he were brave
this would not be necessary.Copy !req
263. Where've you been?
You've been up that temple again.Copy !req
264. You're as bad as your sister, coming
home from work at all hours and colours.Copy !req
265. There might be some insurance.Copy !req
266. I wouldn't think of such a thing!
Find out.Copy !req
267. What did you say that stuff is?Copy !req
268. This will just make his finger shrink
a little. It's a minor medical secret.Copy !req
269. I'm sure there's no call for all this.Copy !req
270. I'm allergic to Penicillin
and all them other wonder drugs.Copy !req
271. - Gum?
- Are you sure it's not or habit forming?Copy !req
272. No. As long as you don't swallow it.Copy !req
273. All right.
Synchronise your watches.Copy !req
274. You, you, you and you.
Paint him red and then kill him.Copy !req
275. Kaili.Copy !req
276. Kaili. Kaili.Copy !req
277. I promise you
the effect is purely transitory.Copy !req
278. It wears off very quickly.Copy !req
279. Don't answer it! It's Clang.Copy !req
280. - Perhaps it won't take...
- This is a dreadful miscarriage.Copy !req
281. Come on, my finger!Copy !req
282. Where's Paul?Copy !req
283. Where's Paul? Come on, Paul,
stop messing about.Copy !req
284. Where's he gone?Copy !req
285. - Where are you, Paul?
- It's his best suit.Copy !req
286. Don't look right or left. They might take
us for innocent bystanders.Copy !req
287. - Standby.
- Standby.Copy !req
288. Look out!
They're coming through the door!Copy !req
289. - Go!
- Go!Copy !req
290. Kaili!Copy !req
291. Kaili... Oh!Copy !req
292. - Sorry, I hit him.
- Oh!Copy !req
293. Get me the home office.
He's wrecking my home.Copy !req
294. Kaili! Kaili!Copy !req
295. Get off!Copy !req
296. - It's me, you fool.
- Oh, sorry.Copy !req
297. Well, stop it!Copy !req
298. Feet! Feet, you fool!Copy !req
299. Kaili! He's red! Kill him!Copy !req
300. Oh, my goodness gosh!
Withdraw! Withdraw!Copy !req
301. Up!Copy !req
302. Up, up, up!Copy !req
303. - You!
- Which one has the ring?Copy !req
304. That one with the large ned.Copy !req
305. Neb!
And it's yours.Copy !req
306. - Keep your hands up.
- How can I get it off with my hands up?Copy !req
307. In the name of science
I demand that ring.Copy !req
308. It's yours!Copy !req
309. - It's worth something.
- A couple of bob, at least.Copy !req
310. Had to do all this myself... Backward
Britain they call us on Wall Street.Copy !req
311. With a ring like that
could I interest the military?Copy !req
312. No, I could not.Copy !req
313. I can't get it off.Copy !req
314. - Paul?
- Look, what you've done.Copy !req
315. - Hey, is that Paul?
- Algernon, my little black bag.Copy !req
316. I shall have to operate.Copy !req
317. It'll be on the National Health,
won't it?Copy !req
318. Look!Copy !req
319. Ugh! I'm all sticky. You're all red!Copy !req
320. - We thought that was you.
- No that's not me.Copy !req
321. I'm glad it wore off quickly.Copy !req
322. What are you doing here?Copy !req
323. Get out!Copy !req
324. British, you see! Useless.
If I had a Luger...Copy !req
325. Their scientists are properly equipped.
Think on it.Copy !req
326. The remedy is in your hands...
you, the voters.Copy !req
327. - Where's Ahme?
- I don't know.Copy !req
328. - Hai?
- What? Yes... Hai.Copy !req
329. I don't understand a word.
I don't speak the language.Copy !req
330. Latin, yes. But this Eastern babble, no.Copy !req
331. Ah, the ring! Come on, we go.Copy !req
332. There they are!Copy !req
333. Ho, ho, ho!
Ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
334. Oh...Copy !req
335. Wait!Copy !req
336. The blood's rushing to my head.Copy !req
337. Mind that post!Copy !req
338. Put me down.Copy !req
339. Thank you...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!Copy !req
340. Hey! Over here.
Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
341. Ho, ho, ho!
Ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
342. Ho, ho, ho... Oh!Copy !req
343. Ah... So!Copy !req
344. It's too heavy!Copy !req
345. Here you are. It's not heavy now.Copy !req
346. - Send it down!
- Here you are, Ringo.Copy !req
347. I've got it... No, I haven't,
it's gone past!Copy !req
348. Send this one straight.Copy !req
349. I've got it... No, I haven't.Copy !req
350. - Look out!
- Get away!Copy !req
351. I am easing the fuse in now.Copy !req
352. What?Copy !req
353. I know, you fool. I'm here.
Steady.Copy !req
354. Steady. I am steady.Copy !req
355. Now a turn to the right and it locks.Copy !req
356. I am turning it to the right.
It is locking.Copy !req
357. That's what comes
of teaching science by TV.Copy !req
358. You'll thank me in the end.Copy !req
359. I am lifting it up.Copy !req
360. - I am moving my left leg...
- Hurry up!Copy !req
361. - I am moving my right leg.
- Oh, give it to me!Copy !req
362. - Call it a day.
- It's curling stone day.Copy !req
363. When the ice breaks dive straight in.
It's the right hand.Copy !req
364. It won't work.Copy !req
365. Soft game... broom sticks.Copy !req
366. Thank you.Copy !req
367. Throw it, George.Copy !req
368. That was good.Copy !req
369. Great.Copy !req
370. Hey, it's a thingy.Copy !req
371. A fiendish thingy!Copy !req
372. It was so fast, it's smoking.Copy !req
373. Run, Ringo!Copy !req
374. Useless... ex army rubbish.
I cannot get the equipment...Copy !req
375. Excuse me... white cliffs of Dover?Copy !req
376. Thank you.Copy !req
377. Bhuta, here they come, the right flank.Copy !req
378. - Get on!
- Stop here. You're in my power!Copy !req
379. In the name of Kaili, stop!
Stop!Copy !req
380. Argh!Copy !req
381. My blood group is very unusual.
Look!Copy !req
382. My blood group is...Copy !req
383. This way, Swami.Copy !req
384. What for? Please, no...Copy !req
385. Please... No...Copy !req
386. I am very busy... please!Copy !req
387. Perhaps if we gave away free ticketsCopy !req
388. to the youth organisation
annual sacrifice,Copy !req
389. all this could be avoided.
It's a very real problem.Copy !req
390. London.Copy !req
391. Red.Copy !req
392. Red?Copy !req
393. They have to paint me red
before they chop me.Copy !req
394. It's a different religion from ours...
I thinkCopy !req
395. - So this is the famous ring, eh?
- I'm in fear of my life, you know.Copy !req
396. So this is the famous Beatles?Copy !req
397. So this is the famous Scotland Yard?Copy !req
398. How long do you think you'll last?Copy !req
399. You can't say fairer than that.
Great Train Robbery, how's that going?Copy !req
400. You don't believe us, do you?Copy !req
401. - Chief Superintendent.
- 'Ringo, please.'Copy !req
402. - It's for you, the famous Ringo.
- It's them.Copy !req
403. - Only me and Paul know we're here.
- I know.Copy !req
404. Allow me. I'm a bit of a famous mimic.
You know... James Cagney.Copy !req
405. Hello, this is the famous Ringo,Copy !req
406. what is it that I can do for you?Copy !req
407. Not a bit like Cagney.Copy !req
408. - 'Go to the window.'
- Hey, it is them!Copy !req
409. 'Go to the window.'Copy !req
410. Go to the window.Copy !req
411. 'Go to the window.'Copy !req
412. There's a strong case for arming
the police. We're not all masochists.Copy !req
413. - Now see?
- I believe you. Thousands wouldn't.Copy !req
414. Right, let's get going.
Pass me the phone, will you?Copy !req
415. Lifeline of the service.
Dial 999.Copy !req
416. We need protection.
We've got a record to do tomorrow.Copy !req
417. - I need protection.
- And you shall have it.Copy !req
418. Get me protection.Copy !req
419. Hello... Sunray to Set. Over.Copy !req
420. 'Hello, Sunray.
What are you doing down there? 'Copy !req
421. Sunray all set. Over.Copy !req
422. Sit-rep please.Copy !req
423. It is done. We are directly under.
Listen...Copy !req
424. Ugh! Shocking!Copy !req
425. Roger, Ahme. Return to the base.
I will complete the task. Out.Copy !req
426. - Brahna!
- Saheb?Copy !req
427. Take this hastily scribbled note hastily
to acting Lance Corporal Bhuta.Copy !req
428. Off!Copy !req
429. - It says standing by.
- Stand by!Copy !req
430. They shall not pass...Copy !req
431. - Hey!
- We're being attacked!Copy !req
432. Retreat! Retreat!Copy !req
433. Come on! We're being fired at!
Get out of here!Copy !req
434. Come on! Retreat!Copy !req
435. Run!Copy !req
436. Quick! Faster!Copy !req
437. Hey, mind the tank!Copy !req
438. Get up, Johnny!Copy !req
439. - Stop!
- Johnny! Walk for me. You can do it!Copy !req
440. In here! Quickly! Quick!Copy !req
441. - Fire!
- Fire!Copy !req
442. Fire!Copy !req
443. - Left! Steady on. 1-500.
- 1-500.Copy !req
444. I regret losing a lieutenant
as able as AhmeCopy !req
445. but she was told the price of capture.Copy !req
446. - Enemy tank moving from left to right.
- Loaded.Copy !req
447. - Well, fire the nasty thing.
- Firing now, Saheb.Copy !req
448. Missed! You naughty boys.Copy !req
449. Turn us right.Copy !req
450. Fire!Copy !req
451. There must be somewhere in England
where one can find sanctuary to think.Copy !req
452. How's your equilibrium, Ringo?Copy !req
453. How's yours?
You're light again, George.Copy !req
454. - How do you know it's not you.
- Cos I never am, am I Paul?Copy !req
455. Here, cop this, one hand!Copy !req
456. - Ugly, though.
- The hands?Copy !req
457. - Some people's are.
- Show us your hand, Ringo.Copy !req
458. - You want to chuck one in?
- Get on!Copy !req
459. - How about drumming, though?
- It won't affect it.Copy !req
460. I don't know many...Copy !req
461. It appears I need one card.
I'm chucking one in.Copy !req
462. Very light-hearted.Copy !req
463. - Discarding it.
- Like an old boot.Copy !req
464. They're talking about your finger,
you know.Copy !req
465. One card. Dealer takes one.Copy !req
466. See, that didn't hurt.Copy !req
467. - Will you hold this drumstick?
- Manchester has a good drummer.Copy !req
468. Well, I don't just drum with it, do I?Copy !req
469. - What else then?
- I use it, you know.Copy !req
470. Quite a good-looking fellow, too.
I'll raise you.Copy !req
471. You haven't used that finger
in the past hour and we're in danger.Copy !req
472. Me and Paul haven't seen you
use of that finger, have we?Copy !req
473. - No.
- And again.Copy !req
474. We're risking our lives to preserve
a useless member.Copy !req
475. That bloke with Scott,Copy !req
476. I've always admired the way he went
into the snow for his mates.Copy !req
477. - And again.
- You're joking!Copy !req
478. Just hold this drumstick.Copy !req
479. You've raised it a little bundle
on the quiet.Copy !req
480. - It's like having a tooth out.
- I've got a good hand.Copy !req
481. You only lay out money
is when you've got five aces.Copy !req
482. - Do you want to see me?
- You're joking... take it.Copy !req
483. I will see... I've won it.Copy !req
484. - Cut.
- No!Copy !req
485. I think tea, don't you? Tea.Copy !req
486. They expect me to cut my finger off.Copy !req
487. The famous finger, eh?Copy !req
488. So the police are extended
giving the famous protection,Copy !req
489. for which we are justly proud
in this country, for a finger, eh?Copy !req
490. What's that... It's haunted, you know.Copy !req
491. - Are you going to cut?
- No, I'm not and let that be an end to it.Copy !req
492. End to it!Copy !req
493. This wing of the palace is haunted.Copy !req
494. We won't leave this palace alive.Copy !req
495. The Queen will have something
to say about that.Copy !req
496. - What's that?
- I beg your pardon?Copy !req
497. - That thing coming through his stomach.
- I daren't look!Copy !req
498. It's only a hose.Copy !req
499. - It's for you.
- It's the gardener.Copy !req
500. I'll stick it out the window.Copy !req
501. Eyes left.Copy !req
502. Eyes front!Copy !req
503. Must be their tea break.Copy !req
504. Hands up!Copy !req
505. Hands up! Quick!Copy !req
506. Come on, lets have you.Copy !req
507. Steady!Copy !req
508. There goes my knighthood.
You, left hand...Copy !req
509. Lets have that ring.Copy !req
510. It's me, you fool.Copy !req
511. - Quick! Quick!
- Let's catch him!Copy !req
512. This should work,
it's from Harvard.Copy !req
513. - It looks like a laser.
- It's a relativity cadenza.Copy !req
514. That should slow them down a bit.Copy !req
515. There, point it down the hall.
Quickly!Copy !req
516. Hurry up with the plug,
I'll align the sights... Yes!Copy !req
517. Right, good.Copy !req
518. I think it is a laser.Copy !req
519. Oh!Copy !req
520. Oh...Copy !req
521. A royal fuse has just blown.Copy !req
522. - It is a rela... teva... camenza...
- Bad machine!Copy !req
523. Hair dryer, I'll bet
she had one for Christmas.Copy !req
524. We are going for a friendly walk
with the police down by the river.Copy !req
525. Ooh, look at that.Copy !req
526. Paint! Paint!Copy !req
527. Come on, quickly!
Get them, men. I'm with you.Copy !req
528. After them! After them! Quick!Copy !req
529. Look.Copy !req
530. Oh, lovely pub.Copy !req
531. Two lagers and lime
and two lagers and lime, please.Copy !req
532. - Looks like it's me again.
- Everything's relative, you know.Copy !req
533. - Well, you didn't miss your tonsils.
- How do you know?Copy !req
534. Why don't you chop it off, Ringo?Copy !req
535. Look John, I've had some great times
with this finger.Copy !req
536. How do you know I wouldn't miss it?Copy !req
537. You're a rat underneath.Copy !req
538. You can have a fire and theft policy.
Five quid a week.Copy !req
539. It's because you're a Beatle
that your fingers wasn't on it.Copy !req
540. - Is there a cure for nail biting?
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
541. Oh, yes!Copy !req
542. I'm always getting winked at these days.
It used to be you, Paul.Copy !req
543. Oh, Sorry Ringo.Copy !req
544. Peep boo!Copy !req
545. All the rungs have been neatly sawn
in the middle.Copy !req
546. Ah, the window!Copy !req
547. - Your famous Ringo is safe.
- No, he isn't.Copy !req
548. What? Cover all exits.
Sharp lookout.Copy !req
549. - Don't move.
- You heard what she said.Copy !req
550. Do you know Beethoven's
9th symphony?Copy !req
551. It goes like this...Copy !req
552. - What?
- This trap door.Copy !req
553. Oh, here you are...Copy !req
554. Permit me.Copy !req
555. It's Raja, the famous Bengal man-eater
who escaped from the zoo this morning.Copy !req
556. - So it is!
- Don't worry, he's harmless.Copy !req
557. All you have to do is sing Beethoven's
Ode to Joy from the 9th symphony.Copy !req
558. - Why didn't you think of that?
- Raja was reared on the classics.Copy !req
559. Don't worry, just whistle famous
Beethoven's famous 9th symphony.Copy !req
560. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
561. Beep, beep!Copy !req
562. Psst!Copy !req
563. - Who let it out?
- Nobody will know.Copy !req
564. We're not going there.Copy !req
565. - We just put it round we're going there.
- We're not going there.Copy !req
566. - We just put it round.
- So everyone thinks we're going there?Copy !req
567. - I'd like to go there.
- You wouldn't like it.Copy !req
568. - Where are we going?
- Never you mind.Copy !req
569. - You're welcome.
- Goodbye, sir.Copy !req
570. Him!Copy !req
571. - Welcome to Nassau.
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
572. I'd like to present PC 17...Copy !req
573. - PC 6...
- Very smart.Copy !req
574. - PC 47...
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
575. - PC 6 of 3...
- Oh.Copy !req
576. - PC 9...
- Hmm.Copy !req
577. - PC 85...
- Mmm.Copy !req
578. - PC 4...
- Yes.Copy !req
579. PC 21, PC 85...Copy !req
580. You should have thought of that
before you left the house.Copy !req
581. Left... To shore...
Port, starboard!Copy !req
582. - Let's play a game, eh? Beep-beeps.
- OK.Copy !req
583. Beep-beep, beep-beep!Copy !req
584. Oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
585. Radar's broken! Never mind.Copy !req
586. Beatles! Hello!Copy !req
587. Port... Starboard... Over there!Copy !req
588. Oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
589. Ah! A-ha, a-ha, a-ha!Copy !req
590. Open that rock!Copy !req
591. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
592. - Is that it?
- Better watch your fingers, Ringo!Copy !req
593. Clang had the whole temple transported
here for your sacrifice.Copy !req
594. He needn't have bothered.
Very nice of him, though.Copy !req
595. - What's this?
- This is where you'll be disembowelled.Copy !req
596. You don't go for all that,
do you?Copy !req
597. Keeps you busy, eh?Copy !req
598. - Do you know where Clang is?
- I'm his mother and he's a good boy.Copy !req
599. I don't want to knock
anyone's religion, but...Copy !req
600. - In here, quick.
- I can't swim.Copy !req
601. I'm not going!Copy !req
602. Where have they gone?Copy !req
603. - Let's go back and get them!
- I'm game.Copy !req
604. - Let's smash them!
- Let's find that temple.Copy !req
605. - A man's got to do what he's got to do.
- I don't like running away.Copy !req
606. - Let's go back and get them.
- They'll disembowel us.Copy !req
607. - Not if I get the boot in first.
- Let's go back and get them.Copy !req
608. They won't disembowel us, you see.
That's all gab - disembowelling...Copy !req
609. - Signpost.
- Signpost.Copy !req
610. - Guide book.
- Guide book.Copy !req
611. - Feet.
- Feet? Oh, feet!Copy !req
612. Red light.Copy !req
613. Kaili!Copy !req
614. - Green light, go!
- Kaili!Copy !req
615. The things we have to do
in these heathen countries.Copy !req
616. There must be an easier way
to set a trap!Copy !req
617. - Easterner speaks with forked tongue.
- What does he say?Copy !req
618. Passing this way with hot foot
to the temple.Copy !req
619. Don't encourage him!
You've got the part, Paul.Copy !req
620. - Dare we ask how you know?
- How! I saw those footprints...Copy !req
621. And this guidebook.Copy !req
622. To the temple.Copy !req
623. After them... slowly!Copy !req
624. - That's not it, is it?
- It's on the map as being here.Copy !req
625. That temple under the rock,
that swimming pool that we came up in...Copy !req
626. - I'm lost!
- This isn't a temple, is it?Copy !req
627. - So this is a famous temple?
- Should be. It's gone.Copy !req
628. I hope that disembowelling thingy
has gone, too.Copy !req
629. - Was there ever a temple here?
- Never, sir.Copy !req
630. Old army place. Well-known
place of retreat for courting couplesCopy !req
631. who like the echoes of bugles
as they court.Copy !req
632. That's my theory.Copy !req
633. Ugh!Copy !req
634. - Aren't we going in?
- No, let's not.Copy !req
635. Oh, come on lads,
where's that famous pluck?Copy !req
636. - I haven't got any. Have you, George?
- Did have.Copy !req
637. - I have had.
- I will have.Copy !req
638. He's a bit soft that Inspector,
isn't he?Copy !req
639. He never takes his hat off.Copy !req
640. It's very hot over here
for wearing a hat.Copy !req
641. - I'm off.
- Typical!Copy !req
642. Kaili!Copy !req
643. Argh!Copy !req
644. - Kaili!
- Kaili!Copy !req
645. The fiends! They've electrified
the wire with high tension. HT.Copy !req
646. The fiends!Copy !req
647. Help me!Copy !req
648. Help!Copy !req
649. He's mine!Copy !req
650. Help!Copy !req
651. Help me!Copy !req
652. There's one on the back,
but it's not the right one.Copy !req
653. Come here, boy! Let me explain.Copy !req
654. This is no time for foolish tricks!
This is a hired car.Copy !req
655. Back up and smash him off.Copy !req
656. Now, this will get him!Copy !req
657. Oh! Never mind. Try again.Copy !req
658. This should give him a headache.Copy !req
659. Where's he gone?Copy !req
660. - That's done it, he's gone.
- I can't start the car.Copy !req
661. Hello.Copy !req
662. Oh, hello! Hang on a minute...Copy !req
663. On, on!Copy !req
664. I seem to be having
a slight difficulty.Copy !req
665. To the right! Oh...Copy !req
666. - I think it might be the wrong key.
- On!Copy !req
667. On!Copy !req
668. Got it.
Didn't take long, did it?Copy !req
669. Thanks for the lift, sailor!Copy !req
670. - Where did the thugs go?
- They've vanished.Copy !req
671. - He's got a plan.
- A very famous plan.Copy !req
672. Superintendent, you've got a plan.Copy !req
673. - Yes...
- Superintendent.Copy !req
674. I've got a plan.Copy !req
675. Ringo!Copy !req
676. Ringo!Copy !req
677. - Ringo!
- Ringo!Copy !req
678. Ringo!Copy !req
679. Ringo!Copy !req
680. All right, talk!Copy !req
681. We know he's a prisoner,
but where?Copy !req
682. - I'm a perfect surgeon.
- Huh?Copy !req
683. - I'm a perfect surgeon.
- He was asked to take it up.Copy !req
684. Alas... Scalpel.Copy !req
685. Sca...Copy !req
686. Sand in the generator.Copy !req
687. It gets everywhere. No wonder
I never get anything done.Copy !req
688. Fix it, Algernon.Copy !req
689. You wouldn't want me to go in
with a blunt scalpel.Copy !req
690. Fix it!Copy !req
691. I'm a decent employer,
but he takes advantage of me.Copy !req
692. - It's the heat, it makes him stroppy.
- Luckily.Copy !req
693. I've got some juice.Copy !req
694. I can't understand it. They kept
pulling my nose. Mine of all noses!Copy !req
695. - What's that?
- Distilled from the essence of orchids.Copy !req
696. Hands up!Copy !req
697. - What's that?
- Distilled from the essence...Copy !req
698. Not distilled from the essence of orchids
found only in certain recesses?Copy !req
699. At last! I'll have my just reward.
Give it to me! Sir Tiberius Foot Juice!Copy !req
700. - But the ring...
- Who needs it now that I have this.Copy !req
701. - Do you know what this is?
- A Webley automatic...Copy !req
702. It's Nobel Prize juice. Set sail for home,
for England! A jewel set in the sea!Copy !req
703. The government in the palm of my hand.
What's it say?Copy !req
704. - You're going on a sea voyage...
- No, this!Copy !req
705. - I don't know.
- Haven't you a degree in Eastern?Copy !req
706. - I don't think so.
- Let's get it translated.Copy !req
707. - Now!
- Right!Copy !req
708. - I can't swim.
- What do you mean you can't swim?Copy !req
709. Treacherous Woman,
tremble...Copy !req
710. In the name of Preverti,
daughter of the mountains,Copy !req
711. whose embrace with Rani
made the whole world tremble.Copy !req
712. - Wait till my mates get you.
- I don't think so...Copy !req
713. We've had two battalions flown in
specially to ambush your friends.Copy !req
714. They're quite merciless.Copy !req
715. One word of warning from you
and you die instantly.Copy !req
716. Oh, mother Kaili,Copy !req
717. whose name is the Terrible...Copy !req
718. I'm going to miss the sacrifice.Copy !req
719. whose name
is the Inaccessible,Copy !req
720. whose name is the Black Mother,
mother of darkness!Copy !req
721. We turn our hearts to...Copy !req
722. No!Copy !req
723. drinker of blood...Copy !req
724. - It's off! I'm saved!
killer of demons,Copy !req
725. drink of this vessel,
gorge on this blood, our offering...Copy !req
726. Get sacrificed!
I don't subscribe to your religion!Copy !req
727. - There he is!
- It just came off!Copy !req
728. Quickly! After them!Copy !req
729. I'm going to miss the sacrifice.Copy !req
730. - It came off! I just showed courage.
- How many fingers you got left?Copy !req
731. - You're all red again.
- I'm beginning to like it.Copy !req
732. Ah... So! Ha!Copy !req
733. He who wears the ring...Copy !req
734. "'I Need You",
by George Harrison.'Copy !req