1. A shadow shall fall
over the universe...
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2. and evil will grow in its path...
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3. and death will come
from the skies.
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4. What did you bring me?
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5. You'll see.
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6. Wait. Wait for me.
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7. What is it?
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8. Do not try to escape.
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9. You are in my control.
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10. Look at me.
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11. I am the sum of all evils.
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12. Look carefully.
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13. My power infests all times,
all galaxies...
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14. all dimensions.
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15. But many still seek me out.
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16. A green jewel they must possess.
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17. But see how I destroy their lives.
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18. Right 12 degrees.
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19. Yeah, New York. Big deal.
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20. Scum center of the world.
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21. Now they're even talking about letting
in lowlifes from other planets too.
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22. My name's Harry Canyon.
I drive a cab.
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23. Hey, you free?
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24. Yeah, get in.
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25. - Where to, pal?
- The U.N. building.
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26. The U.N. building.
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27. What a joke. They turned it
into low-rent housing. It's a dump.
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28. Okay, sucker, hand over your cash.
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29. Now!
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30. Stupid asshole.
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31. Nobody touches Harry Canyon
unless I want them to.
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32. Father!
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33. Run!
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34. He's dead. Get the girl.
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35. Help me! Please!
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36. Normally, my rule's
don't get involved.
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37. But somehow, hey,
this dame got to me.
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38. The Loc-Nar...
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39. They— They wanted it, but my—
My father wouldn't tell them...
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40. and now I'm the only one.
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41. Hey, relax, sister,
there's a cop station up here.
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42. You can tell them...
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43. Oh, shit. Just what I needed.
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44. - Police. What do you want?
- I wanna report a murder.
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45. - What else is new?
- Hey, you gonna let me in or what?
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46. Yeah, hang on.
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47. Harry.
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48. How you doing, Harry?
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49. Hiya, Harry.
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50. She couldn't take it, huh?
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51. Hey, kiss my ass, will you?
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52. I'll do it for 20 bucks.
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53. I told you, I'm an American citizen.
I— I just lost my papers or something.
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54. Goddamn illegal aliens.
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55. Before you go any further, pal,
I gotta tell you, it's cash upfront.
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56. Thousand bucks a day
for a full investigation...
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57. another thou if the assailant
is caught. Understand?
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58. Yeah. Hey, here's a dollar.
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59. Thanks for nothing.
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60. You think you can do better? Punk.
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61. So here I was,
stuck with this beautiful girl.
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62. I knew she was gonna be
nothing but trouble.
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63. Where am I?
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64. - My place.
- They'd have killed me if not for you.
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65. What did they wanna
snuff you for anyway?
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66. The Loc-Nar.
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67. An ancient relic that my father found
in the desert.
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68. It's worth a fortune,
especially to the Venusians.
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69. They think it has spiritual powers.
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70. Does it?
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71. All I know is that since we found it,
people have been dying all around us.
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72. When we got to New York,
my father hid it.
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73. Now he's dead.
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74. They'll kill me next. I'm the only one
who knows where it is. They'll...
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75. Listen, nobody's gonna
find you here.
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76. You can sleep on the couch
if you want.
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77. And there's beer in the fridge.
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78. So help yourself, all right?
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79. I didn't know whether
to believe her or not.
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80. Something inside me told me...
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81. Harry?
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82. Can I sleep with you?
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83. Yeah, sure.
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84. Sucker play or not, I must have
turned her on something fierce...
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85. because this dame
was going for broke.
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86. Or maybe it was her first time
with a New Yorker, I don't know.
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87. Anyway, nothing can beat
good old American know-how...
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88. and I was giving this broad
the stars and stripes forever.
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89. - Where's the girl?
- Where—? What—? What girl?
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90. Don't play dumb with me, cabby.
You showed up at the station...
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91. with a broad over your shoulder.
Where is she?
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92. I don't know
what you're talking about.
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93. Listen, cabbie,
you hear from her, you call us.
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94. You don't, you're dead. Understand?
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95. Don't hold your breath, pal.
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96. - Where's the girl?
- Come on. Not again.
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97. I wouldn't do that if I were you.
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98. I'll get right to the point,
Mr. Canyon.
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99. My name is Rudnick.
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100. I represent a group of investors
from a nearby planet...
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101. who wish to purchase something
from the young lady.
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102. The price is fair, but they're
starting to get very restless.
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103. When you see her,
tell her that time is running out.
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104. Thank you, Mr. Canyon. Good day.
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105. The burning smell kept reminding me
I shouldn't have got involved.
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106. But for some reason,
I just couldn't get her off my mind.
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107. There was something about her.
An element of danger.
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108. It really turned me on.
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109. Transcom Message Service.
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110. Message for Harry Canyon.
Will you accept the charges?
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111. Meet female acquaintance
at Statue of Liberty, 4:00.
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112. Stop. End message.
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113. The girl. Had to be her.
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114. But first, I had to ditch
a couple assholes.
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115. That's what all
the excitement's about?
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116. I wanna get rid of it, Harry.
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117. I want this to be over.
I talked to Rudnick.
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118. He said he'd give me
300,000 Krono-dollars for it.
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119. But— But I'm frightened.
I don't trust him.
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120. Three hundred grand
is a lot of dough.
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121. Will you help me?
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122. When she looked at me like that...
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123. I knew I couldn't say no.
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124. I'll come along for 50 percent
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125. You can have anything you want.
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126. Just stay with me.
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127. There they are.
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128. Okay. I'll keep you covered.
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129. Hey, baby, we're rich.
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130. What do you say we take a trip?
Hey, just the two of us.
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131. I'd like to, Harry,
but I've made other plans.
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132. I'm taking it all.
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133. Pull over.
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134. - Are you sure this is what you want?
- Positive.
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135. Pretty, but dumb.
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136. You know, even though she would've
killed me, I kind of felt sorry for her.
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137. She was okay, just a little greedy.
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138. As for me, I put it down as
a two-day ride with one hell of a tip.
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139. You've had your first lesson,
young one.
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140. My evil corrupts the most innocent.
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141. I've chosen you
because you possess powers...
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142. you do not yet understand.
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143. Look again.
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144. Look deep into me.
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145. In some worlds,
I'm worshipped as God.
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146. It all started when I found
the green meteorite.
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147. I read in Faraday's Life of the Planets
that smaller ones like this...
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148. are supposed to burn up
when they enter the atmosphere.
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149. But for some reason,
this one didn't.
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150. So I brought it to my room, stuck it in
my rock collection and forgot about it.
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151. I was experimenting
with natural electricity...
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152. and with the storm warnings up,
I figured tonight I'd hit the jackpot.
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153. All I needed was a little juice.
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154. It works!
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155. No hair.
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156. Big.
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157. There was no way I was gonna
walk around this place...
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158. with my dork hanging out.
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159. This looked like something
right out of The Ten Commandments.
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160. Ullatec
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161. Ullatec
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162. Ullatec
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163. By the powers of the glowing Loc-Nar
placed in your idol's hand...
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164. I demand you come forth, Ullatec!
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165. Grant me your strength in return
for a living mortal sacrifice.
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166. It has been ordained.
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167. Come forth, Ullatec. I demand it.
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168. What'd they do that for?
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169. Normally, I'd be dead by now.
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170. I kept thinking I was gonna run out
of air, but my new body worked great.
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171. I just hoped her body was working
as good as mine.
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172. Thank you.
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173. She had the most beautiful eyes.
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174. I wanted to make some conversation,
but I found my new self...
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175. asking the same old
stupid questions.
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176. Are you from around here?
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177. Well, you may not believe this,
but I'm from another world...
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178. from a place called Earth.
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179. Earth? I, too, am from Earth.
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180. My name is Katherine Wells, and I'm
from the British colony of Gibraltar.
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181. You saved my life.
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182. I have no reward to give you...
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183. but if any part of me
pleases your senses...
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184. I would give it to you willingly.
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185. This was great.
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186. There was no way I'd get
a chick like this back on Earth.
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187. There was only one problem.
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188. Come.
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189. I don't know
who these assholes were...
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190. but they sure picked
a bad time to show up.
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191. They split us up and took me
to this weird castle-type place.
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192. I wanted to find out
where they'd taken Katherine...
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193. but none of these guys
seemed to speak English.
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194. They tell me you are Den of Earth.
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195. The one who dared to steal
the female sacrifice from the queen.
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196. This guy was a shrimp,
so I figured I'd play it tough.
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197. Where is the girl?
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198. I am Ard...
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199. supreme leader of the revolution
and the next ruler of the world.
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200. The girl!
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201. Well, aren't we fierce?
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202. Guards, castrate him.
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203. Boy, I was pretty good at this stuff.
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204. Excellent. You are worthy
to serve me.
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205. Give me the girl or die.
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206. - Well, if I have a choice, I'll take death.
- So be it.
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207. You'll have to do better than that.
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208. I could see why they made
this guy their leader.
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209. But if you're really interested
in the girl...
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210. I've had her encased in glass.
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211. - She's dead.
- Actually, no. She's sleeping.
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212. - But only I can awaken her.
- What do you want of me?
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213. I want you to steal
the sacred Loc-Nar.
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214. - What is this Loc-Nar?
- The queen's glowing sphere, fool.
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215. The sacrifice to Ullatec
can only be performed...
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216. by the possessor
of the sacred Loc-Nar.
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217. Norl!
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218. This is Norl, my bravest warrior.
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219. You will go with him to the queen's
castle and steal the Loc-Nar.
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220. - Then I will give you the girl.
- And if I refuse?
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221. If you refuse, you die,
she dies, everybody dies.
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222. Sounded reasonable to me.
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223. Guard post ahead.
We must go underground.
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224. This guy Norl seemed to know
what he was doing.
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225. And for a gorilla,
his English wasn't half bad.
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226. We're underneath the castle moat.
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227. What are they saying?
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228. They talk of the beast
who prowls these catacombs...
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229. with a fierce hunger
and sharp teeth 6 inches long.
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230. Sorry, 16 inches long.
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231. Now we separate.
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232. You and Korg take this door
into the queen's quarters.
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233. The rest will move
through the walls...
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234. and enter her chamber
from the other side.
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235. Whoever gets the Loc-Nar first
will return it to Ard.
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236. Good luck, Den.
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237. Loc-Nar.
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238. It was just like the ball
I dug up in the yard.
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239. As I saw the Loc-Nar's glow,
I had this real funny feeling.
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240. Then the lights came on.
Talk about embarrassing.
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241. Kill them.
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242. Can I slit his throat, Your Majesty?
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243. Yes, slit his throat.
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244. Thank you, Your Majesty.
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245. Stop! I have... I have
something better in mind.
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246. - Come with me.
- Jeez, not again.
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247. This always happens.
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248. She's the queen.
She can do whatever she wants.
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249. - Yeah, sure.
- Sure.
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250. If you please me, I may let you live.
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251. - What must I do?
- Satisfy my appetites.
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252. Eighteen years of nothing, and now
twice in one day. What a place.
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253. The rising moon
climaxes our love, Den.
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254. - It is a sign.
- Yes, a sign.
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255. I had no idea
what she was talking about.
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256. Neverwhere is a troubled land.
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257. Your strength has brought great peace
to my restless body.
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258. It could bring great peace to all
the troubled people of this land.
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259. I knew I was good,
but I didn't know I was that good.
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260. Your Majesty,
the Loc-Nar is missing! Stolen!
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261. Fiend! You make love to me while
your accomplice steals my scepter.
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262. Now Ard will perform the sacrifice.
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263. Guards! Take him! Hold him still.
I will kill him myself.
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264. Boy, was she pissed off.
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265. Prepare the fliers! I want his head!
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266. By the power of the magic Loc-Nar
placed in your hands...
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267. I command you.
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268. Come forth, Ullatec!
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269. Here is your sacrifice.
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270. Ullatec, now give me your power.
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271. Throw her in.
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272. - Katherine!
- Den!
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273. No! You'll ruin everything.
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274. - Kill them! Kill them both!
- The Loc-Nar is mine!
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275. - Stupid bitch. Get away from me.
- Give it to me.
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276. - Give it to me.
- The Loc-Nar's mine.
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277. Don't you take it.
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278. I know what a Loc-Nar is.
It's my Loc-Nar.
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279. - Where did they go?
- They're gone. That's all that matters.
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280. They probably went back to Earth.
Boy, will Mom be surprised.
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281. The Loc-Nar.
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282. You could have the power of Ullatec.
You could be ruler of all these people.
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283. Forget it.
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284. But, Den, with the Loc-Nar,
you could've returned to Earth.
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285. I like it better here.
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286. On Earth, I'm nobody.
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287. But here, I'm Den.
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288. Even when someone has
the strength to discard me...
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289. my power is not diminished.
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290. Someone always finds me.
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291. Are you Captain Lincoln F. Sternn?
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292. I am.
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293. Lincoln Sternn,
you stand here accused...
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294. of 12 counts of murder
in the first degree...
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295. 14 counts of armed theft
of Federation property...
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296. 22 counts of piracy
in high space...
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297. 18 counts of fraud...
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298. 37 counts of rape...
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299. and one moving violation.
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300. How do you plead?
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301. Not guilty.
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302. Not guilty? Are you nuts?
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303. It's okay, Charlie. I got an angle.
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304. Call the first witness.
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305. But the prosecutor's got you cold.
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306. You're as guilty as a cat
in a goldfish bowl.
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307. The prosecution calls
Hanover Fiste.
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308. Calling Hanover Fiste.
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309. - Hanover Fiste.
- Calling Hanover Fiste.
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310. Listen, Sternn,
change the plea to guilty.
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311. Throw yourself
on the mercy of the court.
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312. I told you, Charlie, I got an angle.
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313. But the most we can hope for
is to get you buried in secrecy...
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314. so your grave don't get violated.
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315. - Plead guilty.
- Shut up, Charlie.
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316. I got an angle.
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317. What angle?
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318. Him.
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319. State your name for the record.
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320. I am Hanover Fiste.
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321. You know the defendant,
Captain Sternn?
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322. Yes, I know Captain Sternn.
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323. And never did there live a kinder,
more generous man.
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324. I promised him 35,000 zuleks
to testify on my behalf.
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325. He's an overflowing cup, filled with
the very cream of human goodness.
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326. In all the time I've known him,
he's never done anything immoral.
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327. See?
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328. Unless maybe
the preschoolers' prostitute ring.
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329. And he's never done
anything illegal—
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330. Unless you count all the times
he sold dope disguised as a nun.
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331. He's always been a good,
law-abiding citizen—
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332. Give me a break!
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333. —of the Federation, and— And—
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334. Shut up. Shut up!
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335. —a community-conscious individual.
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336. Sternn.
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337. He's nothing but a low-down,
double-dealing...
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perverted worm.
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339. Hanging's too good for him.
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340. Burning's too good for him.
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341. - Hanover...
- He should be torn...
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342. into little bitsy pieces
and buried alive!
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343. Hanover...
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344. I'll kill him. Kill!
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345. Kill!
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346. Hey, hey, Hanover, take it easy.
I'm sure we can talk this over.
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347. Good.
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348. Lost him.
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349. Sternn!
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350. Okay, Hanover,
you've had this coming.
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351. Now, let's see.
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352. Thirty-three, 34...
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353. 35,000 zuleks.
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354. Thanks, Hanover.
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355. - It's nothing, boss.
- And, Hanover.
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356. - Yes?
- Goodbye.
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357. Very few escape my grasp.
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358. Even in death, my powers continue.
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359. Even in death, my powers continue.
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360. Come on, Stefan. Drop the fuckers
and let's get the hell out of here.
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361. We're hit pretty bad, Skip.
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362. You'd better go back
and see how bad it is.
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363. Okay.
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364. - Can you keep her in the air, Skip?
- Yeah. Yeah, sure.
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365. Nelson?
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366. Jeez.
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367. Skip, something's following us.
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368. - What is it?
- It's some kind of green meteorite.
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369. What? Where?
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370. Holden, are you okay?
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371. Yeah, yeah. I'm coming back, Skip.
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372. What the hell's
happening back there?
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373. Shit.
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374. No. No!
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375. No!
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376. From one war to another,
my influence is always present.
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377. The paltry armies of the universe
are but playthings to me.
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378. Please, Dr. Anrak! Dr. Anrak!
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379. Dr. Anrak, six more mutants were
sighted in Arizona this morning.
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380. Do you still say this has nothing to do
with the green radiation from space?
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381. Doctor, is it true that the president
pulled you off the Jupiter Six project...
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those mutations?
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383. Doctor, answer me that, please.
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384. Please, the green radiations
from space...
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385. Well, what I wanna know is,
what's the Army doing about this?
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386. Hell, my constituents
are turning green.
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387. They're growing arms
on their backs.
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388. There's something or someone
up there in space...
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389. and voters have
a right to know about it.
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390. Senator, we have no proof...
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391. that these mutations are the result
of interference from outer space.
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392. In fact, Dr. Anrak has just come in,
so let's hear what he has to say.
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393. - Doctor?
- First of all, there's no cause for alarm.
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394. As for the theories of interference
by alien beings...
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395. it is my firm opinion
that we on Earth...
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396. are the only intelligent,
technically advanced civilization...
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397. present in the universe.
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398. - Thank goodness.
- That's a relief.
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399. I was scared for a while, you know.
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400. Very reassuring, very reassuring.
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401. And— And whatever is causing
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403. It's more likely just an isolated
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404. Pretty. Pretty.
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405. What is this? Doctor!
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406. Oh, nice job.
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407. How am I gonna fix this guy?
He's fucked.
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408. Guess we turned it up
a little too high.
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409. - Sorry, man.
- You're sorry. What about me?
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410. I gotta put this asshole
back together.
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411. - Where am I?
- Hey, who's the chick?
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412. Look at my clothes.
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413. Who's gonna pay
for the dry cleaning?
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414. I demand you return me
to my office immediately.
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415. Too late. Molecular—
Molecular instabilities...
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416. all around the spacecraft.
You cannot leave.
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417. What? Is he kidding?
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418. Oh, yeah. Instability zone.
You're stuck here.
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419. But I have to be at my parents'
for dinner tonight.
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420. And my gynecologist appointment
is on Wednesday.
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421. Not anymore.
Would you like a drink?
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422. Come with me.
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423. You'll feel better after a glass
of fresh blo-aak.
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424. You have any diet soda?
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425. Oh, typical robot.
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426. The first Earth chick we see
in 10 years...
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427. and he's gotta make a play for her.
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428. Hey, do we have any of that
Plutonian nyborg left?
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429. Yeah. Just one bag.
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430. It's in the transmitter compartment.
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431. Thanks, man.
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432. Oh, great.
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433. Think this is enough?
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434. - No, go for broke.
- Good thinking, man.
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435. - Nosedive!
- Nosedive!
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436. Good nyborg.
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437. That was incredible.
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438. I've never felt anything like it.
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439. Oh, great. I've been programmed to be
fully proficient in sexual activities.
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440. - Do you want to go steady?
- Gee, I don't know.
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441. I already have a boyfriend, but...
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442. What he does not know
will not hurt him.
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443. But I'd feel so guilty.
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444. Of course you would.
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445. Earth women who experience sexual
ecstasy with mechanical assistance...
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446. always tend to feel guilty.
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447. Really?
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448. But I don't understand.
We laugh together...
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449. care for each other.
We have highly proficient sex.
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450. Why can't we get married?
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451. Look, we're different, okay?
Let's leave it at that.
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452. What do you mean, different?
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453. But mixed marriages
just don't work.
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454. I'm afraid that I'll come home one day
and find you screwing the toaster.
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455. You'll just have to trust me.
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456. All right, all right, I'll marry you.
But on one condition:
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457. I want a Jewish wedding.
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458. A Jewish wedding? Okay.
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459. I forgot, are you circumcised?
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460. You okay to land this thing?
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461. No problem, man.
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462. I think you're going
a little high, man.
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463. It's okay, man.
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464. If there's one thing I know,
it's how to drive when I'm stoned.
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465. Like, you know
your perspective's fucked...
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466. so you just gotta let your hands
work the controls as if you're straight.
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467. Good landing, man.
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468. My stories are almost over.
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469. I have chosen you...
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470. because you are the future
who could destroy me.
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471. With your death,
I break the chain for all time.
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472. Look into me one final time.
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473. See my evil destroy your race.
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474. Then prepare to die.
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475. Death.
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476. Death!
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477. Death to all who oppose us!
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478. To the council chambers!
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479. They're killing everyone.
We must escape.
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480. The city is burning.
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481. Elder, we must arm ourselves.
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482. We must fight.
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483. Silence!
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484. We are not a race of warriors.
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485. We are statesmen and scientists.
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486. From our very beginning,
it was ordained...
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487. that the warrior race
of Taarak the Defender...
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488. would aid us in times of need.
This was the pact.
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489. Taarak the Defender?
His race is dead.
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490. They cannot defend anyone.
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491. Some say that the race is not dead,
that one still lives.
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492. One? What good is one?
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493. One of Taarak's blood can do much.
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494. Elder, they're in the hall!
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495. Well, who is this last Defender?
How can he be summoned?
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496. It is Taarna, of the blood of Taarak
the Defender, the last of the race...
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497. and must be summoned as my
forefathers summoned Taarak himself:
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498. From within.
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499. But will this Defender answer?
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500. A Taarakian has no choice.
They must answer.
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501. It is in their blood.
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502. They're at the door.
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503. They're here!
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504. In the halls, quickly.
We must do something.
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505. Bar the door.
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506. We will summon
the Defender together.
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507. Taarna.
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508. Taarna.
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509. Taarna.
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510. Taarna.
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511. Taarna.
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512. To defend, this is the pact.
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513. But when life loses its value
and is taken for naught...
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514. then the pact is to avenge.
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515. Hey, look. A new one.
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516. Where you from, baby?
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517. Doesn't talk much, does she?
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518. She doesn't have to talk
for what I wanna do with her.
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519. Come on, baby,
let's see what's under there.
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520. Hey, she's tough.
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521. Maybe she wants to fight.
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522. Or maybe she wants
to take us all on.
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523. You'll find them over there,
beyond the oasis...
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524. towards the green glow.
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525. A Taarakian.
We have captured a Taarakian.
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526. A Taarakian?
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527. Are you sure?
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528. Yes, Your Holiness.
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529. But the Taarakian race is dead...
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530. extinct.
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531. She has the marks, Holiness.
I saw them.
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532. Have her bound and washed.
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533. Then...
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534. bring her to me.
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535. And what of the bird?
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536. Kill it.
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537. So this is the Taarakian.
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538. Somehow, I thought
it would be more difficult...
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539. to capture a Taarakian.
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540. My whips.
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541. Pull him down.
I'll put an arrow through his head.
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542. Mount the bats!
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543. I want her dead!
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544. This time you die, Taarakian bitch!
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545. Taarna.
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546. Do not sacrifice yourself.
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547. You cannot destroy me.
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548. No!
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549. No!
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550. No!
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551. And the spirit of Taarna
is transferred across the universe...
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552. to a new Defender...
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553. and the power of evil
is contained...
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554. for another generation...
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555. and a new Taarakian is born...
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556. to protect the next.
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