1. Once there was a boy
named Harold,Copy !req
2. who went on an adventure.Copy !req
3. And he took
his purple crayon with him.Copy !req
4. Aha!Copy !req
5. He could draw
whatever he wanted.Copy !req
6. And sometimes,
that got him in over his head.Copy !req
7. But he always came up
thinking fast.Copy !req
8. And it was on
to the next adventure.Copy !req
9. He did what anyone
would do with a magic crayon.Copy !req
10. He made some pies,
and then he made some friends.Copy !req
11. He called them
Moose and Porcupine.Copy !req
12. Come on, everybody.Copy !req
13. For obvious reasons.Copy !req
14. Not again!Copy !req
15. They never left
each other's sides.Copy !req
16. Even when they got lost,
they always found each other.Copy !req
17. No matter where they were,Copy !req
18. Harold always remembered
where his bedroom window was.Copy !req
19. Right around the moon.Copy !req
20. Night, Harold.Copy !req
21. Good night.Copy !req
22. The end.Copy !req
23. Good night, folks.Copy !req
24. Just kidding! Of course
the story didn't end there.Copy !req
25. Come on, everybody!Copy !req
26. I need to go down now!Copy !req
27. His world got bigger.Copy !req
28. And so did his imagination.Copy !req
29. You got that right, Narrator!Copy !req
30. My stomachs are sloshing around!Copy !req
31. - Harold, look out!
- What?Copy !req
32. Hey, everybody!Copy !req
33. And he still got in
over his head.Copy !req
34. But he always came up
thinking fast.Copy !req
35. Little help here!Copy !req
36. Faster than that.Copy !req
37. - Harold!
- I got it!Copy !req
38. Oh, hi!Copy !req
39. With his purple crayon,Copy !req
40. anything was possible.Copy !req
41. Gotcha!Copy !req
42. - Oh, careful there.
- Sorry, Moose.Copy !req
43. Hmmph.Copy !req
44. I've been thinking.Copy !req
45. If I drew you guys,
then who drew me?Copy !req
46. That's deep.Copy !req
47. I drew you, Harold.Copy !req
48. - You did?
- Mm-hmm. I sure did.Copy !req
49. What do you look like?Copy !req
50. I used to look
a little like you.Copy !req
51. But I'm an old man now.Copy !req
52. I guess in a way
I'm your old man.Copy !req
53. My old man.Copy !req
54. So then why can't I
see you, Old Man?Copy !req
55. Because
I'm someplace else.Copy !req
56. The Real World.Copy !req
57. The Real World. Wow.Copy !req
58. What's that?Copy !req
59. Well,
it's kind of like your worldCopy !req
60. only a bit more colorful.Copy !req
61. And a lot more complicated.Copy !req
62. Well, it sounds amazing.
Can I visit you someday?Copy !req
63. Oh,
I wish that was possible.Copy !req
64. But with the crayon
anything is possible, right?Copy !req
65. Good night, Harold.Copy !req
66. Wait, wait, wait, Old Man.
One more question.Copy !req
67. - Why did you draw me?
- Night, Harold.Copy !req
68. Okay, okay.Copy !req
69. Good night, Old Man.Copy !req
70. So, Old Man, I've been thinkingCopy !req
71. and I've got
a lot of follow-up questions.Copy !req
72. Old Man?Copy !req
73. You there?Copy !req
74. Old Man. Hello!Copy !req
75. Old Man!Copy !req
76. Old Man!Copy !req
77. All of a sudden
this guy goes quiet?Copy !req
78. I don't think so.Copy !req
79. This man loved to talk.Copy !req
80. Maybe he's busy
being real in the Real World.Copy !req
81. I'm deep.Copy !req
82. That's it! Guys,
let's go to the Real World!Copy !req
83. Oh, no, no, no.
We don't wanna do that.Copy !req
84. With the crayon,
anything is possible.Copy !req
85. That's not how it works, Harold.
You can't just—Copy !req
86. Whoa!Copy !req
87. Yeah! Let's go!Copy !req
88. You heard the old man.
The Real World is constipated.Copy !req
89. And who knows what that means.Copy !req
90. Okay, fine. You two stay here
in case my old man comes back.Copy !req
91. Great idea.Copy !req
92. And I'm gonna go look for him
out there. Don't worry.Copy !req
93. - I got this!
- Wait!Copy !req
94. What is he wearing?Copy !req
95. It's so bright.Copy !req
96. It's so beautiful.Copy !req
97. What are you doing?Copy !req
98. It's very confusing.
I'm new here, but—Copy !req
99. Oh, hello.Copy !req
100. Very creative.Copy !req
101. Near.Copy !req
102. Far.Copy !req
103. Near. Far. Three dimensions.Copy !req
104. Oh, it's even cooler
than I imagined!Copy !req
105. Look at all the friendly people!Copy !req
106. - Oh, excuse me. Where are we?
- Get lost, Smurf.Copy !req
107. - We're going after him, right?
- Mmh-mmh. Nope.Copy !req
108. Aw, come on. Just a peek.Copy !req
109. - All right, all right.
- Yes!Copy !req
110. Just a peek.Copy !req
111. What's it look like?Copy !req
112. I can't tell. It's...
It's all mysterious and fuzzy.Copy !req
113. Maybe you should look closer.Copy !req
114. Aw, come on!Copy !req
115. The Real World.Copy !req
116. Why do my hooves feel so soft?Copy !req
117. Hi!Copy !req
118. What are we running from?Copy !req
119. A grown man in a onesie.Copy !req
120. Oh.Copy !req
121. Real World clothes.Copy !req
122. Different.Copy !req
123. Leavin' me behind.Copy !req
124. You're not gonna last one day.Copy !req
125. Don't worry.Copy !req
126. Porcupine's on the way.Copy !req
127. Yes!Copy !req
128. No thumbs!Copy !req
129. That's not good.Copy !req
130. It's him! Old Man!Copy !req
131. Old Man! Old Man!Copy !req
132. Harold?Copy !req
133. Harold! Harold! It's me, Moose!Copy !req
134. - Moose?
- Yes, yes.Copy !req
135. Oh, hi.Copy !req
136. Hi, buddy!
You look so different.Copy !req
137. - I look strange, right?
- No, no, you look really cool.Copy !req
138. - Are you sure?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
139. Okay, this Real World thing
is real.Copy !req
140. It's really real.
And guess what.Copy !req
141. It's only getting better,
because we found him.Copy !req
142. The old man. He's right here.Copy !req
143. Let's go!Copy !req
144. Old Man! It's Harold! Finally!
Ow!Copy !req
145. Hey! Get away from me!Copy !req
146. Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
147. Why would you do that?Copy !req
148. Uh, Harold, maybe we
got the wrong guy.Copy !req
149. You're probably right,
Moose.Copy !req
150. Have a good day, Not Old Man!Copy !req
151. The Real World is huge.Copy !req
152. There has to be at least
10 to 20 old men here.Copy !req
153. Yeah. We got a lot
of ground to cover.Copy !req
154. Real world, here I come!Copy !req
155. Thumbs!Copy !req
156. Yes! Yes.Copy !req
157. Whoa.
Look at these legs!Copy !req
158. Whoa.Copy !req
159. Ah. Aah.Copy !req
160. Look out, world.Copy !req
161. I'm big.Copy !req
162. Hi. I'm Porcupine.Copy !req
163. I'm a bunny.Copy !req
164. No way.Copy !req
165. Hi!Copy !req
166. - Get off the road!
- Nice day for a ride!Copy !req
167. Hey, Prasad.Copy !req
168. I know,
I won't miss another sh—Copy !req
169. I won't miss another shift.
I just—Copy !req
170. Come on, Prasad.Copy !req
171. I had to take my kid
to a school thing.Copy !req
172. She should not be
using her phone while driving.Copy !req
173. - Uh, Harold?
- Yeah?Copy !req
174. I don't think
we're doing this right!Copy !req
175. - Okay.
- Look out!Copy !req
176. Excuse us! Excuse us!Copy !req
177. - Prasad. Hold on.
- Mom!Copy !req
178. - Are you okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
179. Oh...Copy !req
180. You okay, Carl?
It's okay, buddy.Copy !req
181. Felt like my old self
for a second.Copy !req
182. I don't know
if it was a fear thing.Copy !req
183. Oh, my God! Are you okay?
I'm so sorry!Copy !req
184. I didn't see you there.Copy !req
185. I thought I saw a moose.
Did you guys see a moose?Copy !req
186. Yeah. I'm a moose.Copy !req
187. I think you have a concussion.Copy !req
188. My insides are coming out
my outsides!Copy !req
189. I'm gonna
get you a Band-Aid.Copy !req
190. I think I have one in my purse.Copy !req
191. Oh... Oh, shoot.Copy !req
192. I got a flat tire. Sorry,
one sec. Just hang on. Um...Copy !req
193. Hang on one sec.Copy !req
194. Hi. Yeah, I'm gonna need a tire.Copy !req
195. I have a flat and no spare.Copy !req
196. Yeah, I'll hold. Thank you.Copy !req
197. - How did you do that?
- Shh!Copy !req
198. Hi, I'm—Copy !req
199. Wow, you are really
good at that.Copy !req
200. She's not actually
changing a tire.Copy !req
201. She's just attaching it
onto the car.Copy !req
202. - That's how you change a tire.
- That's how you change a tire.Copy !req
203. What's that?Copy !req
204. Oh, it's...
It's my whistle for Carl.Copy !req
205. Ahh!Copy !req
206. Wow, that was loud!Copy !req
207. Uh, who's Carl?Copy !req
208. He's my Dragolizagator.Copy !req
209. - He's right there.
- Huh?Copy !req
210. Is he really small?Copy !req
211. He's got amazing
camouflage abilities.Copy !req
212. Oh.Copy !req
213. He's part eagle,
lion, alligator.Copy !req
214. You know what, kiddo?
Let's not do Carl today, okay?Copy !req
215. Well, he's licking me,Copy !req
216. which is a little ticklish.Copy !req
217. Oh, that tickles!
But he's lick—Copy !req
218. Oh, it tickles! Oh, it tickles!Copy !req
219. - He's going after you.
- He's going after you, Moose!Copy !req
220. Don't worry.
He's just trying to sniff youCopy !req
221. to see if you're friendly.Copy !req
222. I'm a moose. Get your sniff on.Copy !req
223. By the way,
I'm Terry and this is Mel.Copy !req
224. Hi, I'm Harold.Copy !req
225. Moose again.Copy !req
226. I'm so sorry for everything.Copy !req
227. Can I give you guys
a ride somewhere?Copy !req
228. It's the least I can do.Copy !req
229. Sure.Copy !req
230. Old Man!Copy !req
231. No! Stop!Copy !req
232. Hi!Copy !req
233. My goodness.
What is it with you people?Copy !req
234. It's me, Porcupine.Copy !req
235. If you don't want any trouble,
you better get out of here.Copy !req
236. What are you doing?Copy !req
237. Aw. No quills.Copy !req
238. This really
is a brand-new world.Copy !req
239. I'm glad you guys are okay.Copy !req
240. And that you're not litigious.Copy !req
241. Sorry about hitting you
back there.Copy !req
242. Uh, where can I drop you off?Copy !req
243. Uh, well, the old man's house
would be great.Copy !req
244. You mean your dad?Copy !req
245. Yeah. I mean,
I guess you could call him that.Copy !req
246. If it weren't for him,Copy !req
247. I wouldn't exist, so...Copy !req
248. Where does he live?Copy !req
249. Well, we were hoping
that you would know.Copy !req
250. - Where your dad lives?
- Yes.Copy !req
251. Uh, no, I do not know that.Copy !req
252. But I'm happy to drop you
at a bus stationCopy !req
253. or wherever
you're staying tonight.Copy !req
254. Well, we don't exactly knowCopy !req
255. where we're gonna stay
tonight just yet.Copy !req
256. Yeah. And you're the only people
we actually know, so...Copy !req
257. They can stay with us.Copy !req
258. New friends! Yay!Copy !req
259. Oh, gosh, that would be so fun.Copy !req
260. But we don't have a room.Copy !req
261. Yeah, we do, Mom.
Above the garage.Copy !req
262. No, Mel,
they're not staying with us.Copy !req
263. I'm sorry, we just don't
know you, really, at all.Copy !req
264. Mom, we can't just abandon them.Copy !req
265. You hit them,
you broke their bike.Copy !req
266. And they don't
have anywhere to stay.Copy !req
267. Dad always said,
"When people need help..."Copy !req
268. "We help."Copy !req
269. Yeah. Yeah, we do say that.Copy !req
270. Okay, fine.Copy !req
271. One night. Above the garage.Copy !req
272. Yes!Copy !req
273. Wow, that's a lot of emphasisCopy !req
274. - on "Above the garage."
- Yeah.Copy !req
275. Just don't get
too excited, okay?Copy !req
276. That's what people
say when it's really exciting.Copy !req
277. Above the garage!Copy !req
278. Above the garage!
Above the garage!Copy !req
279. Is this your house?Copy !req
280. Ooh, nice!Copy !req
281. Home sweet home.Copy !req
282. Could use a new coat of paint
and a new roof,Copy !req
283. and a lot of other things.Copy !req
284. I think it looks great.Copy !req
285. Here's the palace.Copy !req
286. Oh, Terry, this is amazing!Copy !req
287. Do you see this?
She has a wall bed.Copy !req
288. This is so classy.Copy !req
289. How did you know
I sleep standin' up?Copy !req
290. Oh, you know what,Copy !req
291. I never got around to donating
any of these clothes,Copy !req
292. so please help yourself
to anything that fits you.Copy !req
293. What's this music?Copy !req
294. Oh, that would be nothing.
Just junk from my old life.Copy !req
295. You're a musician.Copy !req
296. Yeah, I was.Copy !req
297. I just, you know...Copy !req
298. When you're young,
you have all kinds of dreams,Copy !req
299. and then the world
just kicks it out of you.Copy !req
300. I've never been kicked before,Copy !req
301. but I was hit by a guy
with a cane.Copy !req
302. So I hear ya.Copy !req
303. Now I stock shelves
at Ollie's.Copy !req
304. You know, uh,Copy !req
305. Ollie's?Copy !req
306. It's like a store
that sells everything.Copy !req
307. You work at a store
that sells everything?Copy !req
308. That sounds like
the best job ever.Copy !req
309. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Ollie's is the best job ever.Copy !req
310. Yes, it is.Copy !req
311. Kudos. Good thing
you don't do music anymore,Copy !req
312. you wouldn't have an amazing job
like Ollie's!Copy !req
313. Yeah.Copy !req
314. I hate my job.Copy !req
315. Um, anyway, what do you guys do?Copy !req
316. Well, I draw.Copy !req
317. - Hmm. An artist.
- Yeah.Copy !req
318. Um...Copy !req
319. What do you do?Copy !req
320. Besides that?Copy !req
321. I basically
just follow him aroundCopy !req
322. in a moose-like fashion.Copy !req
323. Every day.Copy !req
324. Okay. Well, um...Copy !req
325. I'm gonna triple lock the door,Copy !req
326. just, you know,
to keep any weirdos out.Copy !req
327. You guys can hit the road
in the morning. 'Kay?Copy !req
328. Enjoy.Copy !req
329. - Thank you, Terry.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
330. Moose, we are so lucky.Copy !req
331. Look at all this!Copy !req
332. Are we lucky, Harold?Copy !req
333. I don't think we belong
here in the Real World.Copy !req
334. You know, with all the pain.
It's just all so different.Copy !req
335. Well, of course
it's different, buddy.Copy !req
336. It's a different world.Copy !req
337. It's the Real World.
It's an adventure.Copy !req
338. That's kind of fun, right?Copy !req
339. Hey, look.
We'll find the old man,Copy !req
340. he'll start narrating again,Copy !req
341. and then everything
will go back to normal.Copy !req
342. - Then we go home?
- Yeah.Copy !req
343. He made a bicycle with a crayon.Copy !req
344. Then she says she's a porcupine.Copy !req
345. "Porcupine."Copy !req
346. Well, you did the right thing
by calling us.Copy !req
347. We're gonna put together
a special task force,Copy !req
348. and, uh, we'll definitely
keep you updated.Copy !req
349. - Thank you, sir. Appreciate it.
- Yes, sir. Thank you.Copy !req
350. First thing
you learn in this job,Copy !req
351. gotta humor the crazies.Copy !req
352. Old Man.Copy !req
353. That's Pandaconda.Copy !req
354. - Half panda, half snake.
- Mm.Copy !req
355. And this one's half platypus,
half possum.Copy !req
356. A Platypossum. Genius.Copy !req
357. Because a platypusCopy !req
358. is basically already an animal
mashup anyway. So, you know...Copy !req
359. You get more bang for your buck.
Thank you.Copy !req
360. Yeah.Copy !req
361. This one's Carl.Copy !req
362. Well, you captured
him perfectly.Copy !req
363. I handed that one in
for art class,Copy !req
364. and I got an "unsatisfactory."Copy !req
365. Clearly some people
have no vision.Copy !req
366. I really wanted a dog
but I'm allergic,Copy !req
367. so Dad got me Carl.Copy !req
368. And we used to play
with him all the time. Mom too.Copy !req
369. But that was before my dad died.Copy !req
370. Oh.Copy !req
371. And, um, by "died" you mean...Copy !req
372. Stopped living.Copy !req
373. Oh, right, right. Right.Copy !req
374. Now Mom's always stressed outCopy !req
375. and I wish...Copy !req
376. You wish what?Copy !req
377. I don't know, I just want her
to be happy, you know?Copy !req
378. Like she used to be.Copy !req
379. Well, maybe I can help.Copy !req
380. Maybe we could help each other.Copy !req
381. Yeah, like,
you make my mom happy,Copy !req
382. and I'll help you find your dad.Copy !req
383. Deal.Copy !req
384. Oh.Copy !req
385. What? Oh.Copy !req
386. So how did you make that tire?
I really gotta know.Copy !req
387. With this.Copy !req
388. Here. Now you try.Copy !req
389. - Seriously?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
390. How does it work?Copy !req
391. I've never really
thought about it.Copy !req
392. The old man gave it to meCopy !req
393. so I just always believed
that it would.Copy !req
394. What is this?Copy !req
395. That's Spiderfly.Copy !req
396. Now, that is creative.Copy !req
397. And terrifying.Copy !req
398. - That's... That's terrifying.
- Yeah. Here.Copy !req
399. Thank— We should prob— Okay.Copy !req
400. Run!Copy !req
401. Mel, look out. I think I'm just
gonna sneak out of here.Copy !req
402. - It's poisonous.
- Why did you make it poisonous?Copy !req
403. Harold?Copy !req
404. It's cold.Copy !req
405. I need you to draw me a jacket.Copy !req
406. Purple!Copy !req
407. He's been here.Copy !req
408. Aw. Hey, friend.Copy !req
409. Wow, this is real power.Copy !req
410. Hmm.Copy !req
411. That'll do.Copy !req
412. Hello, beautiful.Copy !req
413. Hey, whoever's down there,
I called the cops.Copy !req
414. They're on their way.Copy !req
415. What was that?Copy !req
416. We have it every day.Copy !req
417. The best ever.Copy !req
418. Oh, good morning, Terry!Copy !req
419. Where'd those pies come from?Copy !req
420. Harold made them.Copy !req
421. Okay, well,
pies are not breakfast.Copy !req
422. I'mma pretend I didn't hear
what you just said.Copy !req
423. Pie is definitely
breakfast. Right.Copy !req
424. Okay.Copy !req
425. My house is purple.Copy !req
426. Oh, yeah-yeah, yeah.Copy !req
427. Well, you said it needed
some new paint,Copy !req
428. so I thought I would make it
more cheerfulCopy !req
429. and then you wouldn't be
so unhappy all the time.Copy !req
430. Mom, Harold can do magic.Copy !req
431. He can literally make anything.Copy !req
432. Uh, I wouldn't call it magic,
per se. It's more of a science.Copy !req
433. I've been trying
to keep it a secret,Copy !req
434. but with this little guy,Copy !req
435. I can basically make
whatever I want.Copy !req
436. Okay, can we talk for a sec?Copy !req
437. Okay. Um,
I'm already dealing with,Copy !req
438. like, an imaginary
dragon-lizard-lionCopy !req
439. situation right now,Copy !req
440. so can we not do
magic crayons, please?Copy !req
441. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
No, sure, Terry.Copy !req
442. Okay. Great.Copy !req
443. Mom, I need to help Harold
look for his dad.Copy !req
444. Oh, no.
You need to go to school.Copy !req
445. And I need to go to work.Copy !req
446. And these guys gotta go.
They gotta go.Copy !req
447. Okay? Time to stop eating pie.
We all have to leave.Copy !req
448. No more pie. Say bye.Copy !req
449. Hey, Mel.Copy !req
450. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
451. Thanks.Copy !req
452. Bye, Mel. Have a good day.Copy !req
453. - Thank you, Terry.
- Yep.Copy !req
454. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
455. All right,
let's find your dad.Copy !req
456. Wait, don't you have to
go to school?Copy !req
457. I am going to school.Copy !req
458. Just by a super-long
indirect way.Copy !req
459. - Thanks, Mel.
- Yeah.Copy !req
460. Wish we had more of that pie.Copy !req
461. Yeah, no. No, no, no.Copy !req
462. Listen, we gotta respect
your mom's rules.Copy !req
463. No more pie.Copy !req
464. Harold, you are a genius.Copy !req
465. - This is way better than pies.
- Yeah.Copy !req
466. Look, if we're gonna find
your dad, we need a plan.Copy !req
467. I'm way ahead of you.Copy !req
468. We're just gonna walk around,
looking for old men.Copy !req
469. How hard could that be?Copy !req
470. - Old Man!
- No, that's—Copy !req
471. Old Man! It's me! It's Harold!Copy !req
472. Who you calling old, punk!Copy !req
473. Sorry, Mr. Perez.Copy !req
474. Oh, this is... This is gonna be
a lot harder than I thought.Copy !req
475. Maybe we need
to come up with a better plan.Copy !req
476. "Place to go
when you need to know anything"?Copy !req
477. That's it, that's what we do.Copy !req
478. The library,
it's kind of a long walk.Copy !req
479. "Walk"? Who said walk?Copy !req
480. Wait, guys! Wait for me!Copy !req
481. Wait a minute,
I'm a moose on roller skates!Copy !req
482. I'm doing it!Copy !req
483. Oh, I think I'm getting
the hang of it!Copy !req
484. No, I don't! Aah!Copy !req
485. No, wait!Copy !req
486. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
487. Whoa, whoa...Copy !req
488. Let's go!Copy !req
489. Whoa!Copy !req
490. - Ugh.
- What's wrong?Copy !req
491. You'll see.Copy !req
492. "'The Glaive,' chortled
the sorcerer Gondaldemor.Copy !req
493. 'It's the most powerful weapon
in the universe.Copy !req
494. Only a fool
would dare wield it.'Copy !req
495. He stepped forward,Copy !req
496. his abs rippling
like liquid stone,Copy !req
497. his pecs set upon them
like two impenetrable boulders,Copy !req
498. only distinguishable as human...Copy !req
499. by the perfectly shapedCopy !req
500. yet masculine nipples
they flaunted.Copy !req
501. Ah.Copy !req
502. - Let's go.
- 'The name's G'Garaur.'"Copy !req
503. Amazing.Copy !req
504. A big round of applauseCopy !req
505. for our head librarian,
Gary Natwick,Copy !req
506. reading from his novel...Copy !req
507. She's gone.Copy !req
508. The Glaive of G'Ga—Copy !req
509. G'Garaur.
It's not that hard.Copy !req
510. - I'm sorry.
- Okay.Copy !req
511. Ah. Mel, hi. Thanks for coming.Copy !req
512. And hi,
Mel's imaginary dragon thingy.Copy !req
513. You're touching his butt.Copy !req
514. Sorry.Copy !req
515. These are my friends
Harold and Moose.Copy !req
516. Harold and Moose?Copy !req
517. Yes, I've changed
quite a bit recently,Copy !req
518. but I'm still the same inside.Copy !req
519. You know, I'm vegetarian,
I'm pretty nimble, I'm docile.Copy !req
520. But the greatest thing
about me isCopy !req
521. I'm a wanderer by nature.Copy !req
522. And that's what I'm about to do.Copy !req
523. Some wandering.Copy !req
524. Enjoy.Copy !req
525. Uh, how many pages is that?Copy !req
526. Seven hundred pages.Copy !req
527. That is so many pages.Copy !req
528. That must have taken you
weeks to write.Copy !req
529. Try months, my friend.Copy !req
530. I'm currently shopping it
to publishers.Copy !req
531. There's probably
going to be a bidding war.Copy !req
532. Mel.
That looks just like your mom.Copy !req
533. No.Copy !req
534. That's Zerry, my warrior queen.Copy !req
535. I mean G'Garaur's warrior queen.Copy !req
536. How is your beautiful mother?
Tell her hi from Library Gary.Copy !req
537. We met in college.Copy !req
538. And how do you know Terry?Copy !req
539. You're not, uh,
seeing her, are you?Copy !req
540. Oh, I saw her this morning.Copy !req
541. But that's because
we stayed the night.Copy !req
542. And I saw her yesterday.Copy !req
543. Yeah. We've been seeing
a lot of each other, so...Copy !req
544. But that's not why we're here.Copy !req
545. We're here because I really
need your help, Library Gary.Copy !req
546. I'm really trying
to find my old man.Copy !req
547. We're a library.
We don't do missing persons.Copy !req
548. My mom always talksCopy !req
549. about what an amazing
librarian you are.Copy !req
550. She does?Copy !req
551. Yeah. How you can find
information about anything.Copy !req
552. She said that?Copy !req
553. Well, sorry, Harold.Copy !req
554. Gary can't do it.Copy !req
555. My mom will be so disappointed.Copy !req
556. Wait.Copy !req
557. For your mother...Copy !req
558. anything.Copy !req
559. All right,
what's your dad's name?Copy !req
560. Funny thing, I don't know.Copy !req
561. I really don't know. Um...Copy !req
562. But I know he's an old man,Copy !req
563. and I know
that he's in the Real World.Copy !req
564. Okay.Copy !req
565. Old man.Copy !req
566. Planet Earth.Copy !req
567. And that brings up
500 million people.Copy !req
568. Um... Ooh, ooh, ooh. Uh...Copy !req
569. Say "kind."Copy !req
570. - And then...
- Wise.Copy !req
571. And "wise."Copy !req
572. And he talks like this.Copy !req
573. Okay. I'll enter that
into the mainframe.Copy !req
574. And clackity-clack-clack.Copy !req
575. And none of this is helpful.Copy !req
576. Let's go, guys,
we're wasting our time.Copy !req
577. I'm just saying
that if this is all you've got,Copy !req
578. you're never gonna find him.Copy !req
579. Unless...Copy !req
580. Unless...Copy !req
581. he finds us.Copy !req
582. Exactly!Copy !req
583. Which is gonna be difficultCopy !req
584. because he doesn't know
that we're looking for him.Copy !req
585. Unless...Copy !req
586. Unless...Copy !req
587. - What?
- I don't know. That's— I was—Copy !req
588. Maybe you could fly in the air
in a little planeCopy !req
589. and write messages to him
in the sky.Copy !req
590. And that's why you
ask a librarian. Genius.Copy !req
591. Let's go have some fun.Copy !req
592. - Yes.
- Purple crayon.Copy !req
593. It's kind of my thing, so...Copy !req
594. Cute.Copy !req
595. Thank you for your help.Copy !req
596. Whoa.Copy !req
597. Yes, well, unfortunately,Copy !req
598. we've decided to pass
on The Glaive of...Copy !req
599. - G'Garaur.
- Whatever.Copy !req
600. G'Garaur. It's not that hard.Copy !req
601. It is hard.Copy !req
602. You don't want a bookCopy !req
603. where people can't even
say the title.Copy !req
604. You're just like all the others,
Yasmin. You don't get it.Copy !req
605. My world is biggerCopy !req
606. than Hogwarts and Middle-earth
and Narnia combined.Copy !req
607. Okay.Copy !req
608. Don't know what that means.Copy !req
609. It means,
"Thank you for your time.Copy !req
610. "I hope you reconsider."Copy !req
611. Ta-da!Copy !req
612. Harold and the Purple Crayon.Copy !req
613. Anybody ever heard the termCopy !req
614. "when a moose flies"?Copy !req
615. No! 'Cause moose don't fly.
I am a land animal.Copy !req
616. Statistically,
planes are safer than cars.Copy !req
617. What about a plane
drawn by Harold?Copy !req
618. - It's gonna be great.
- It's gonna be great.Copy !req
619. Statistically,
what does that mean?Copy !req
620. "Harold left a very hungry moose
and a deserving porcupineCopy !req
621. "to finish it
where he was."Copy !req
622. Hey!Copy !req
623. Quiet, please.
This is a library.Copy !req
624. With that crayon,
I can show them my world.Copy !req
625. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Watch out, red light!Copy !req
626. Oh!Copy !req
627. This is awesome!Copy !req
628. - Whoo!
- Look out!Copy !req
629. What? I can't—Copy !req
630. Actually, hold on a second.Copy !req
631. Whoa.Copy !req
632. Sorry about that,
buddy. What were you saying?Copy !req
633. I said, "Look out!"Copy !req
634. Oh.Copy !req
635. That was close, huh?Copy !req
636. We should leave a phone number.Copy !req
637. But my mom says that I can't
give my number to strangers.Copy !req
638. She didn't say you couldn't
give her number to strangers.Copy !req
639. Mmh-mmh.Copy !req
640. It's working!Copy !req
641. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
642. Harold!Copy !req
643. Ooh.
Sorry, Moose. Sorry!Copy !req
644. Harold! Get me out
the air! Land this thing!Copy !req
645. That's not nearly as fun.Copy !req
646. Hang on!Copy !req
647. Yeah!Copy !req
648. See? Now that is fun.Copy !req
649. Look, that's my school.Copy !req
650. All right!
Let's get you down there.Copy !req
651. It looks like it's gonna be
another perfect landing, folks.Copy !req
652. So just sit back, relax and—Copy !req
653. - Oh!
- Whoa, whoa...Copy !req
654. I can't believe
we're still rolling.Copy !req
655. I feel like
I'm in a washing machine.Copy !req
656. Maybe pie isn't breakfast.Copy !req
657. We gotta do that again.Copy !req
658. Oh, hey!Copy !req
659. - All right.
- Whoa.Copy !req
660. Well, good luck
finding your old man.Copy !req
661. Thanks. Have fun at school.Copy !req
662. - Huh. Look at this.
- Hmm?Copy !req
663. Hello.Copy !req
664. Hey. I saw your number
in the sky.Copy !req
665. What?Copy !req
666. I figured it was a sign.Copy !req
667. I'm sorry, I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
668. I could be your old man
if you'll be my old lady.Copy !req
669. I think you have
the wrong number. Okay?Copy !req
670. - Hello?
- Hello?Copy !req
671. - Hello?
- Hello?Copy !req
672. Yeah, uh, I got your message
in the sky.Copy !req
673. Let me guess. You're an old man.Copy !req
674. Yeah.Copy !req
675. - Hello?
- Hello?Copy !req
676. - Hello?
- Hello?Copy !req
677. How old of a guy
are you looking for?Copy !req
678. - Is this some kind of joke?
- No, no, no.Copy !req
679. You left me a message
in the sky.Copy !req
680. That wasn't me. So...Copy !req
681. I can't hear you.Copy !req
682. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
683. Please stop calling me.Copy !req
684. - You're late, Melvin.
- Where've you been, weirdo?Copy !req
685. - Give me this.
- Stop.Copy !req
686. - Where you goin'?
- Let go of me!Copy !req
687. Bro.Copy !req
688. You just hit my bro.Copy !req
689. What's with the noise?
What's going on?Copy !req
690. Principal's office, now.Copy !req
691. There it is.Copy !req
692. The store that sells everything.Copy !req
693. Come on, let's go find Terry.Copy !req
694. Oh, Moose! Miniature train ride!Copy !req
695. No, Moose!Copy !req
696. What?
What are you doin', man?Copy !req
697. Wow.
Whoa!Copy !req
698. This place is next level!Copy !req
699. Wow!Copy !req
700. This place
has everything!Copy !req
701. Cheese... balls?Copy !req
702. It's like cheese, but puffier.Copy !req
703. Wow. Oh,
and they have these things!Copy !req
704. Whatever these are.Copy !req
705. Like scarves,
but soft and heavy.Copy !req
706. Customer needs assistanceCopy !req
707. - in macrame supplies.
- They have their own narrator.Copy !req
708. into a night
of terror for a local couple.Copy !req
709. Police are looking
for this woman.Copy !req
710. Authorities say the
still-unidentified suspect...Copy !req
711. Hello?Copy !req
712. Hi. I'm old. I'm, like, 40.Copy !req
713. Okay. Can I talk
to your mom, please?Copy !req
714. And I just pooped my pants.Copy !req
715. Terry.Copy !req
716. What did we say
about personal calls?Copy !req
717. Oh, it was a wrong num—Copy !req
718. I've had like
600 wrong numbers today, sorry.Copy !req
719. Terry, I started out
just like you,Copy !req
720. busting my hump on the floor.Copy !req
721. Right.Copy !req
722. But 12 years later...Copy !req
723. - I'm a manager.
- Manager.Copy !req
724. - Okay? Dreams do come true.
- Yep.Copy !req
725. - But you have to work for them.
- Right.Copy !req
726. - I have an opportunity for you.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
727. I've got a backlogged stockroom.Copy !req
728. This could be your moment.
Are you ready to take your shot?Copy !req
729. - You just try and stop me.
- Great.Copy !req
730. - This is your last warning.
- Okay.Copy !req
731. Great.Copy !req
732. - Good luck.
- Thank you.Copy !req
733. 'Kay.Copy !req
734. Oh, wow!Copy !req
735. Feels so good.Copy !req
736. So good.Copy !req
737. What are you guys doing here?Copy !req
738. Hi, Terry.
Hey, did my old man call yet?Copy !req
739. Oh, no.
Your old man has not called.Copy !req
740. Oh.Copy !req
741. But old men are calling me
every 15 seconds.Copy !req
742. Do you have something
to do with that?Copy !req
743. You guys gotta
get out of here, okay?Copy !req
744. I'm this close to losing my job.Copy !req
745. Oh, congrats.
You hated this job.Copy !req
746. No, I love this job.
Hey, Prasad.Copy !req
747. Okay, well, I am very confused.Copy !req
748. Will you idiots
stop calling me?Copy !req
749. Terry? It's Principal Brady.Copy !req
750. - Principal Brady? Hi.
- Yes.Copy !req
751. Your son MelvinCopy !req
752. has been involved
in an incident in school.Copy !req
753. - What?
- He's okay.Copy !req
754. But I'm afraid we're gonnaCopy !req
755. have to send him
home for the day.Copy !req
756. Yeah, no, sorry.
I'll be right there. Okay, bye.Copy !req
757. Okay, Mel's in trouble
at school,Copy !req
758. but I'm gonna lose my job
if I miss this shift.Copy !req
759. - When people need help, we help.
- Right.Copy !req
760. You know
who I learned that from?Copy !req
761. From a lady
who hit us with her car.Copy !req
762. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
763. Do you know who that lady is?Copy !req
764. - You.
- Me.Copy !req
765. This is the stockroom.Copy !req
766. So you take the boxes,
you look at the label,Copy !req
767. and you put them
on the right shelf.Copy !req
768. Piece of cake, right?Copy !req
769. I'll be back in an hour.
Thank you.Copy !req
770. - See? Piece of cake.
- Mm.Copy !req
771. I can't take it anymore.
This is soul-crushing.Copy !req
772. Oh, God. Having a job in
the Real World is so terrible.Copy !req
773. I wouldn't get a job. Why would
anybody wanna get a job?Copy !req
774. I don't know. How long
have we been doing this?Copy !req
775. - Six minutes!
- Aah!Copy !req
776. What happened?Copy !req
777. You're not the kind of kid
who gets into fights.Copy !req
778. It was an accident.Copy !req
779. They tried to take my whistle.Copy !req
780. Okay. Well, I think
you should forget about CarlCopy !req
781. and start making
real friends. Okay?Copy !req
782. Harold believes in Carl.Copy !req
783. Well, maybe
we shouldn't take life adviceCopy !req
784. from a person
that does crayon magic.Copy !req
785. We are here to help.Copy !req
786. Do you need— Nope,
you don't need any help. Okay.Copy !req
787. Come on, Moose.
This'll be way more fun.Copy !req
788. Whoa!Copy !req
789. Apples to zestersCopy !req
790. and everything in between.Copy !req
791. Ollie's is here for your needs.Copy !req
792. I look glorious.Copy !req
793. Oh, how I miss my antlers.Copy !req
794. Cashier to checkout 7.Copy !req
795. Cashier to checkout...Copy !req
796. Chewing sounds.Copy !req
797. Oh...Copy !req
798. Uh...Copy !req
799. Whoa. Whoa...Copy !req
800. Ah, perfect.
Hey, do you guys sell Pumas?Copy !req
801. Uh, you know, I'm not sure.
But shouldn't be a problem.Copy !req
802. Fly!Copy !req
803. Fly, fly!Copy !req
804. Enjoy!Copy !req
805. I am getting
really good at this!Copy !req
806. Fly! Fly!Copy !req
807. Whoa!Copy !req
808. - This is insane!
- Oh, Shawn!Copy !req
809. - Honey! Shawn, honey!
- Whoa!Copy !req
810. I'm flying!Copy !req
811. Awesome!Copy !req
812. Oh!Copy !req
813. Whoa...Copy !req
814. This is fun, Mom!Copy !req
815. Whoa!Copy !req
816. Hurry up.
Please evacuate the building.Copy !req
817. I'm gonna sue you.
And I'm taking these bowls.Copy !req
818. - But, Mom, I wanna do it again.
- Shh!Copy !req
819. But, Mom!Copy !req
820. How did you even do this?
I actually wanna know.Copy !req
821. - That's a valid question.
- Yeah. I—Copy !req
822. Do not say anything
about magic crayons.Copy !req
823. What were you thinking?Copy !req
824. Oh, honestly, I don't do
a lot of thinking.Copy !req
825. - I'm more of an improv guy.
- True.Copy !req
826. Good news, Terry.Copy !req
827. Police are all over
the security tapes.Copy !req
828. They'll find out who did this,
and when they do...Copy !req
829. it will not be pretty.Copy !req
830. Who are you guys?Copy !req
831. We're friends of Terry's,
just filling in.Copy !req
832. But I gotta be honest,
your job is super boring.Copy !req
833. No wonder you hate it so much.Copy !req
834. You do sell pumas, right?
I wasn't wrong about that?Copy !req
835. We're really, really sorry.
Is there...Copy !req
836. Yeah, is there anything
we can do?Copy !req
837. You guys have done plenty.
I think you can stop.Copy !req
838. Mom, you did ask them to help.
They did their best.Copy !req
839. Besides, you hated that job.Copy !req
840. I'm just saying,
maybe now you can find somethingCopy !req
841. that makes you happy.Copy !req
842. Please?Copy !req
843. I did always
wanna trash that place.Copy !req
844. Okay.Copy !req
845. Come on.Copy !req
846. You ever look at your life
and go,Copy !req
847. "How'd I end up here?"Copy !req
848. I'm asking myself
that question right now.Copy !req
849. Yeah, I thought I was
gonna be a concert pianist.Copy !req
850. Wait a second.Copy !req
851. Maybe working at Ollie's
wasn't your true passion.Copy !req
852. Ya think?Copy !req
853. Terry, you need to play piano.
It's who you are.Copy !req
854. I don't know, I haven't really
played since my husband died.Copy !req
855. I'm a little rusty.Copy !req
856. Ice cream truck.
We love ice cream, don't we?Copy !req
857. Yeah, yeah, we...
We love ice cream.Copy !req
858. Ice cream sounds great.
Let's go. Let's go.Copy !req
859. Let's get this ice cream.
Come on, Terry.Copy !req
860. Okay.
I don't like it that much.Copy !req
861. Um...Copy !req
862. How did— You know what?Copy !req
863. I'm not even gonna ask anymore.
This is incredible.Copy !req
864. I mean...Copy !req
865. Play for us, please.Copy !req
866. I don't do that anymore.Copy !req
867. Come on, Mom.
You haven't played for so long.Copy !req
868. Dad and I used to love it.
Please?Copy !req
869. Do these guys
look like criminals to you?Copy !req
870. They look like morons.Copy !req
871. There's something more to this.Copy !req
872. I have witnesses sayingCopy !req
873. they saw him
making things out of thin air.Copy !req
874. You gotta humor the crazies.Copy !req
875. Ah. Harold. What a trail of
clues you have left.Copy !req
876. Harold?Copy !req
877. - Harold?
- Mmh-mmh.Copy !req
878. Harold?Copy !req
879. Miss? Can I help you?Copy !req
880. Yes!Copy !req
881. Thank God
someone's offering help.Copy !req
882. I was beginning to thinkCopy !req
883. the Real World
was full of meanies.Copy !req
884. Don't do that.
Crayons are for paper, sweetie.Copy !req
885. Uh...Copy !req
886. Sorry, what did you just say?Copy !req
887. She can't just draw
wherever she wants.Copy !req
888. Well, you have no idea
what that could've been.Copy !req
889. Don't listen to her, mate.Copy !req
890. Crayons aren't just for paper.
They are for everywhere.Copy !req
891. I can't wait to see
what you make.Copy !req
892. If you aren't here to eat,Copy !req
893. I'm gonna have to
ask you to leave.Copy !req
894. Oh, I'll eat.Copy !req
895. You're gonna have to leave now.Copy !req
896. Hey!Copy !req
897. I'm telling you,
this is all connected.Copy !req
898. That's her!Copy !req
899. You! Get back here!Copy !req
900. So good!Copy !req
901. No, that was all her.
Well, I mean, I made the piano.Copy !req
902. - Harold, Moose, hi.
- Oh, hi.Copy !req
903. - Oh, Terry.
- Hi, Gary.Copy !req
904. Your music was a golden elixir,Copy !req
905. and I drank
until I was intoxicated.Copy !req
906. Did you, now?Copy !req
907. Thanks, Gary.Copy !req
908. Harold, I have wonderful news.Copy !req
909. I think I know
who your old man is.Copy !req
910. You know who my— You do?
He does!Copy !req
911. Oh, Gary, you're the best.Copy !req
912. It'll take some explaining,Copy !req
913. so follow me
and I'll tell you everything.Copy !req
914. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
915. W-W-Wait.Copy !req
916. Why do you wanna
help them all of a sudden?Copy !req
917. I'm a nice person.Copy !req
918. Well, I'm coming, too.Copy !req
919. No, no, no, no, honey.Copy !req
920. You've had enough excitement
for one day. We gotta go home.Copy !req
921. Yes, Mel,
I think it's past your bedtime.Copy !req
922. What a wonderful boy.Copy !req
923. Thank you.Copy !req
924. He could use
a father figure, perhaps.Copy !req
925. Um, okay.
Are you sure you're all right?Copy !req
926. Terry, you've done
more than enough.Copy !req
927. Let Gary carry this burden.Copy !req
928. I know exactly what to do.Copy !req
929. He knows exactly what to do!Copy !req
930. Ready?Copy !req
931. When someone
tells a story,Copy !req
932. they create a whole world.Copy !req
933. And usually, the characters
stay there in that world.Copy !req
934. What... What are you...
What are you talking about?Copy !req
935. This is the world
that you come from.Copy !req
936. Moose, that's us.
That's me, that's you.Copy !req
937. Oh, this is incredible.Copy !req
938. It's a whole book about us.Copy !req
939. Do you know
what brought you two to life?Copy !req
940. It's what your crayon
is made of.Copy !req
941. The most mysterious, powerful,
extraordinary stuff on earth.Copy !req
942. Wax.Copy !req
943. Pure imagination.Copy !req
944. Oh, that is so cool.Copy !req
945. I wanna go home. I miss home.
You know somethin'?Copy !req
946. I'm goin' in.Copy !req
947. That's...Copy !req
948. Let me in, book.
I wanna go home!Copy !req
949. I gotta step in it, maybe.Copy !req
950. That's not gonna work.Copy !req
951. And that's a $12 fine.Copy !req
952. Soiling.Copy !req
953. "By Crockett Johnson."
The Narrator, Crockett Johnson!Copy !req
954. This is my old man.Copy !req
955. Moose, we finally
know who it is!Copy !req
956. Porcupine?Copy !req
957. Porcupine, is that you?Copy !req
958. Harold?Copy !req
959. Yes! Harold!Copy !req
960. I knew it! I knew I'd find you!Copy !req
961. Oh, my goodness!Copy !req
962. - Moose?
- Yeah!Copy !req
963. Porcupine, it's you?Copy !req
964. Look at you. You in human form.Copy !req
965. I know,
it's so weird!Copy !req
966. I love having these.Copy !req
967. I'm not really comfortable yet.
I miss my hooves, you know?Copy !req
968. Yeah, no, I miss my quills.Copy !req
969. It's so good having
the gang back together again.Copy !req
970. I know!Copy !req
971. You are under arrest
for breaking and entering!Copy !req
972. Is there a problem here?Copy !req
973. That porcupine
is a friend of ours.Copy !req
974. Uh, would it be possible
for me to get my crayon back?Copy !req
975. Tell y'all somethin',
moose do not belong in jail.Copy !req
976. I really don't like
the Real World at all.Copy !req
977. I just wanna go home so bad.Copy !req
978. Moose, relax. We can fix this.
We just need a plan.Copy !req
979. Whatever the plan is, can you
not leave me behind this time?Copy !req
980. No, of course not.
Hey, hey. Come here, come here.Copy !req
981. It's Harold and Moose
and Porcupine, okay?Copy !req
982. We're gonna figure out how to
get our world back together.Copy !req
983. We just gotta
get that crayon first.Copy !req
984. How do you do?Copy !req
985. You cannot keep me up in here!
Keep me locked up in here!Copy !req
986. Do you know what I am?Copy !req
987. You better get down!Copy !req
988. You're so luckyCopy !req
989. you don't have a face
full of quillsCopy !req
990. - right now!
- I'm crazy, too.Copy !req
991. - Hey, what are you doing?
- Whoa, whoa...Copy !req
992. Come on, come on! Let me in!
Open up! Let me in!Copy !req
993. Come on, Moose!
Come on, hurry, hurry!Copy !req
994. You left the door open?Copy !req
995. Okay. How do we
get through that wall? Ooh.Copy !req
996. Yeah!
I can't believe that worked!Copy !req
997. I need to get some crayons.Copy !req
998. Okay, class.Copy !req
999. Time is up. Pencils down.Copy !req
1000. Can I go to the bathroom?Copy !req
1001. - Hey.
- Hey! Give it back.Copy !req
1002. Why? Is your pet dragon
gonna hurt me?Copy !req
1003. This isn't funny. Give it back.Copy !req
1004. See ya later.Copy !req
1005. No, no, no!Copy !req
1006. Come on, let me out.Copy !req
1007. Ah...Copy !req
1008. Look, check out
this stupid whistle.Copy !req
1009. It doesn't even work.Copy !req
1010. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
1011. Mel, what did you do?Copy !req
1012. Sorry, Ms. Hemm.Copy !req
1013. Thanks, Carl.Copy !req
1014. Don't let anybody see you, okay?Copy !req
1015. That's cool.Copy !req
1016. - Mel! Hey!
- Ha-ha!Copy !req
1017. Harold, Moose!Copy !req
1018. And Porcupine. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
1019. Hi, Porcupine.Copy !req
1020. Did you find your dad?Copy !req
1021. Yes! His name
is Crockett Johnson.Copy !req
1022. - Johnson.
- Gary was helping us.Copy !req
1023. Then we all got arrested, which
is a story for another time.Copy !req
1024. Found him.Copy !req
1025. His house is only like
20 minutes away from here.Copy !req
1026. Oh, that's perfect! Let's get
out of here. Come on, Mel.Copy !req
1027. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I have thumbs now. I drive.Copy !req
1028. Um, have you ever
driven a motorcycle before?Copy !req
1029. I'm a porcupine.
I've never done anything before.Copy !req
1030. Slow down, Porcupine!Copy !req
1031. Can you believe
I've never done this before?Copy !req
1032. Yes, I can.Copy !req
1033. Look at the road.
Look at the road.Copy !req
1034. Shaknathar!Copy !req
1035. Well, what do you mean
he ran away?Copy !req
1036. Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
1037. Hello. Welcome to
the Crockett Johnson House.Copy !req
1038. Are you fans of his work?Copy !req
1039. Yeah. Yeah. You could say that.Copy !req
1040. We've traveled a long way
to get here.Copy !req
1041. And I just can't wait
to meet him face-to-face.Copy !req
1042. Oh, well, this is a museum now.Copy !req
1043. Crockett Johnson passed away.Copy !req
1044. Passed away?Copy !req
1045. He's not alive anymore, Harold.Copy !req
1046. It's like my dad.Copy !req
1047. I'd be more than happy
to give you a tour.Copy !req
1048. No, that's okay.Copy !req
1049. Thank you. Have a good day.Copy !req
1050. Thanks. You, too.Copy !req
1051. I'm sorry, Harold.Copy !req
1052. That's the end of the story.Copy !req
1053. Mel! Mel!Copy !req
1054. Come here.Copy !req
1055. What happened? Are you okay?
I was so worried.Copy !req
1056. The principal called and said
you trashed the schoolCopy !req
1057. and you ran away?Copy !req
1058. No, it wasn't me. It was Carl.Copy !req
1059. What is going on with you?Copy !req
1060. We found out that Harold
is from a book,Copy !req
1061. so we came here to find his dad.Copy !req
1062. Mel, go wait in the car.Copy !req
1063. - But, Mom, Harold was—
- Just go!Copy !req
1064. Go.Copy !req
1065. Look, I don't know
what's going on here,Copy !req
1066. or whether you're just crazy.Copy !req
1067. But ever since you showed up,Copy !req
1068. our lives have been
turned upside down.Copy !req
1069. I have a kid to protect.Copy !req
1070. And you're filling his head
with stuffCopy !req
1071. that's not good for him.Copy !req
1072. So, I'm gonna have to ask you
to stay away from me and my son.Copy !req
1073. Just leave us alone.Copy !req
1074. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1075. I was wrong about everything.Copy !req
1076. Porcupine?Copy !req
1077. It's disappeared.Copy !req
1078. - Harold.
- What do we do?Copy !req
1079. It's over.Copy !req
1080. What do you mean it's over?
You can do anything.Copy !req
1081. No, I can't.Copy !req
1082. It was the old man.Copy !req
1083. It was his book.
It was his world.Copy !req
1084. I'm just a dumb drawing
drawing other dumb drawings.Copy !req
1085. So is that what we are?Copy !req
1086. Just some dumb drawings?Copy !req
1087. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1088. Moose?Copy !req
1089. Porcupine?Copy !req
1090. No.Copy !req
1091. No.Copy !req
1092. Oh, Old Man.Copy !req
1093. You never should have
given me this.Copy !req
1094. Harold.Copy !req
1095. How are you doing, my friend?Copy !req
1096. Mom?Copy !req
1097. I've got a bad feeling.
I think Harold's in trouble.Copy !req
1098. No, the only one
who's in trouble is you.Copy !req
1099. And I don't want to hear
any more about Harold.Copy !req
1100. Get in the car.Copy !req
1101. Mom! Mom, everything Harold drew
is disappearing.Copy !req
1102. I'm serious, Mom.
Something's wrong.Copy !req
1103. I don't trust Gary.
He's up to something.Copy !req
1104. We gotta help. And I need Carl.Copy !req
1105. - Give me the whistle.
- Mom.Copy !req
1106. Give it to me.Copy !req
1107. You've let everyone down.Copy !req
1108. But without anyone to guide you,Copy !req
1109. you were bound
to mess things up.Copy !req
1110. You can't use the crayon all
by yourself. It's too powerful.Copy !req
1111. Let me guide your story.Copy !req
1112. My stuff's a little darker.
It's for ages 14 and up.Copy !req
1113. But I can do it.Copy !req
1114. Harold, I can help you.Copy !req
1115. Give me the crayon.Copy !req
1116. I'm a creative person.Copy !req
1117. I create worlds.Copy !req
1118. If you'd read my book,
you would know that this...Copy !req
1119. is the Dungeon of Azgarach.Copy !req
1120. Oh! These are strange,
cool bracelets.Copy !req
1121. Well, I'm glad you like them.Copy !req
1122. You're going to be wearing them
for a very long time.Copy !req
1123. All of the people
who rejected me,Copy !req
1124. I'll show them
how wrong they were.Copy !req
1125. Now they'll see
what Library Gary is capable of.Copy !req
1126. No, Gary, that's not
what the crayon is for.Copy !req
1127. You're supposed to use it
to make people happy.Copy !req
1128. Revenge will make me happy.Copy !req
1129. Harold? Ah!Copy !req
1130. Gary, leave him alone.
Let him go.Copy !req
1131. I really feel like I've gone
too far down this pathCopy !req
1132. to turn back now.Copy !req
1133. I know Terry
is going to be distraughtCopy !req
1134. about her missing son,
of course,Copy !req
1135. but don't worry.Copy !req
1136. Library Gary will comfort her.Copy !req
1137. Maybe someday
I'll even draw her a new son.Copy !req
1138. A cool one that looks like me.Copy !req
1139. You're a seriously
messed-up guy, Gary.Copy !req
1140. Oh, yeah? How about this?Copy !req
1141. How about what? How about what?Copy !req
1142. Oh, no. The Real World
is nothing like I imagined it.Copy !req
1143. No.Copy !req
1144. Mel?Copy !req
1145. Can we talk?Copy !req
1146. Mel—Copy !req
1147. Mel?Copy !req
1148. Now the world will gaze upon meCopy !req
1149. and be impressed.Copy !req
1150. Onward, Thrahaknahar!Copy !req
1151. I'm so sorry, Mel.Copy !req
1152. I can't draw us out of this one.Copy !req
1153. I really messed up.Copy !req
1154. No, you didn't.
You made things a lot better.Copy !req
1155. You believed in me.Copy !req
1156. And my mom.Copy !req
1157. And Carl.Copy !req
1158. Just believe in yourself.Copy !req
1159. I do.Copy !req
1160. And we can draw
our way out of here.Copy !req
1161. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
1162. Hyah!Copy !req
1163. Let's go get him.Copy !req
1164. Hyah!Copy !req
1165. Upon this rock
I shall erect my kingdom.Copy !req
1166. That was fun, right?
Go hide, go hide.Copy !req
1167. How did you get out?Copy !req
1168. With this.Copy !req
1169. Mine's bigger.Copy !req
1170. Look, Gary, it doesn't belong
to you, okay? Give it back.Copy !req
1171. Mm. Sorry.
I can't do that, Harold.Copy !req
1172. Draw.Copy !req
1173. Huh?Copy !req
1174. Yay for Harold!Copy !req
1175. Ow.Copy !req
1176. Fire!Copy !req
1177. Harold, look out!Copy !req
1178. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1179. You'll have to do
better than that.Copy !req
1180. That was better.Copy !req
1181. No! No! No.Copy !req
1182. No. No.Copy !req
1183. - Give me the crayon.
- No.Copy !req
1184. - Yes.
- Never!Copy !req
1185. Gary! No, no...Copy !req
1186. Mm-mm.Copy !req
1187. Gary! Everyone knows
you don't eat crayons.Copy !req
1188. Not good.Copy !req
1189. The power.Copy !req
1190. I feel it.Copy !req
1191. Where is he?Copy !req
1192. Gary, where are you?Copy !req
1193. There is no Gary.Copy !req
1194. Only G'Garaur.Copy !req
1195. Mel! Oh, my God. Are you okay?Copy !req
1196. I was so worried.
What is happening here?Copy !req
1197. Mom, Gary swallowed the crayon.Copy !req
1198. I think he's
trying to kill Harold.Copy !req
1199. - We have to get out of here.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1200. Terry, don't go.Copy !req
1201. Come. Join me.Copy !req
1202. So that we may
rule over this land.Copy !req
1203. Man and woman.Copy !req
1204. - No thank you.
- Really?Copy !req
1205. Yup. No.
I do like your new hair though.Copy !req
1206. I'll show you
what you're missing.Copy !req
1207. The glaive...Copy !req
1208. of G'Garaur!Copy !req
1209. Run!Copy !req
1210. Watch out!Copy !req
1211. Harold!Copy !req
1212. Watch out!Copy !req
1213. Harold!Copy !req
1214. Oh, no!Copy !req
1215. Hey. I should have believed you
a long time ago.Copy !req
1216. You see, Harold,
this power was meant for me.Copy !req
1217. Sic him, Carl!Copy !req
1218. Oh. Not the hair.Copy !req
1219. That is the only thing
she likes about me.Copy !req
1220. Carl!Copy !req
1221. No!Copy !req
1222. No, Gary. You have to stop this.Copy !req
1223. This isn't
what the crayon is for.Copy !req
1224. G'Garaur!Copy !req
1225. It's over, Harold.Copy !req
1226. You're just a cartoon drawing
from the young reader sectionCopy !req
1227. with no narrator
to tell you what to doCopy !req
1228. and no friends to help you.Copy !req
1229. Well, I believe in me.Copy !req
1230. And I believe in my friends.Copy !req
1231. Friends are overrated.Copy !req
1232. So I've been told.Copy !req
1233. - Do you need a hand?
- Yes!Copy !req
1234. I've lost the crayon.
We have to get it back.Copy !req
1235. Oh, look, the whole
storybook back together again.Copy !req
1236. How touching.Copy !req
1237. I've got this.Copy !req
1238. Thraknah!Copy !req
1239. Ha!Copy !req
1240. Yes!Copy !req
1241. I will not give up
this power, Harold.Copy !req
1242. I hate to do this to you, Gary,
but you left me no choice.Copy !req
1243. Nothing you can draw
will be beat me.Copy !req
1244. Spiderfly.Copy !req
1245. The glaive!Copy !req
1246. Ah!Copy !req
1247. Well, Moose, you're up.Copy !req
1248. What?Copy !req
1249. Oh.Copy !req
1250. We did it!Copy !req
1251. - Come on!
- Yes!Copy !req
1252. Carl!Copy !req
1253. You okay?Copy !req
1254. I just wanted a place
where I belonged.Copy !req
1255. I wanted my worldCopy !req
1256. to be real.Copy !req
1257. It's beautiful.Copy !req
1258. Why does that woman
look like me?Copy !req
1259. Does she?Copy !req
1260. Uh, go, go, go.
You belong there...Copy !req
1261. G'Garaur.Copy !req
1262. You said it right.Copy !req
1263. Oh, and, Harold, I—Copy !req
1264. We should leave him in there.Copy !req
1265. Yeah.Copy !req
1266. Aw, your antlers!Copy !req
1267. I wonder what
the old man would sayCopy !req
1268. if he could see me now.Copy !req
1269. I think he would
have been proud of you.Copy !req
1270. Thank you.Copy !req
1271. Oh.Copy !req
1272. Did he ever say
why he made Harold?Copy !req
1273. Follow me.Copy !req
1274. Dear Harold,Copy !req
1275. one day you might wanna know
why I made you.Copy !req
1276. In the beginning,
you were just a boyCopy !req
1277. with a purple crayon
and a blank page.Copy !req
1278. I wanted to show folks
that with a little imagination,Copy !req
1279. you can make your life
whatever you want it to be.Copy !req
1280. I wanted you to inspire peopleCopy !req
1281. to live their lives
that way, too.Copy !req
1282. We only have
so much time in this world,Copy !req
1283. but we leave our mark
in the lives we change.Copy !req
1284. And I know you, Harold,
will keep inspiring our world...Copy !req
1285. one person at a time.Copy !req
1286. Because life isn't something
that just happens to you.Copy !req
1287. Thank you.Copy !req
1288. It's something you create.Copy !req
1289. The trick...Copy !req
1290. is in the imagining.Copy !req
1291. I'll see you soon.Copy !req
1292. - All right, guys. Ready?
- Ready!Copy !req
1293. Moose? Moose, are you ready?Copy !req
1294. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm ready.Copy !req
1295. I was drawn ready.Copy !req
1296. Come on, everybody!Copy !req
1297. Music as sweet
as a phoenix song.Copy !req
1298. Zerry.Copy !req
1299. O Warrior Queen.Copy !req
1300. I found you at last,Copy !req
1301. and nothing in the world
shall tear us asunder.Copy !req
1302. Oh, that's so flattering, Gar—Copy !req
1303. - Gagur—
- G'Garaur.Copy !req
1304. Gar-gar.Copy !req
1305. But I'm seeing someone.Copy !req
1306. Gondaldemor?Copy !req
1307. Good morrow.Copy !req
1308. Well, that's cool.Copy !req
1309. I'm super busy anyway!Copy !req