1. Good boy.Copy !req
2. Aw.Copy !req
3. Watch it. Watch it.Copy !req
4. Frank, no.Copy !req
5. Told you not to do that.Copy !req
6. - Spare any change?
- Whoa! Uh, s-sorry, man.Copy !req
7. Uh, I don't have any money.
I just...Copy !req
8. Yeah, right.Copy !req
9. Whoa. Sorry, bro.Copy !req
10. Watch it, man.Copy !req
11. Hey, stop global warming?Copy !req
12. So sorry. No speak English.Copy !req
13. - Okay.
- So sorry.Copy !req
14. Excuse me.
Would you like to sign thisCopy !req
15. to stop global warming?Copy !req
16. Shut up!Copy !req
17. Oh, you're taking forever!Copy !req
18. She's back?Copy !req
19. - Out.
- I'm not sleeping in my car again.Copy !req
20. - It smells like Hot Pockets and feet.
- Get out.Copy !req
21. I just want clean underwear.Copy !req
22. It's my room, too.Copy !req
23. Oh, my God. Answer me, Ryan.Copy !req
24. Oh, my God.
Answer me, Ryan.Copy !req
25. What?Copy !req
26. Ryan, dude, oh, my God.Copy !req
27. Get over here right now, man.
This is crazy.Copy !req
28. Oh, my God.
You're not gonna believe this.Copy !req
29. Fool, I understood
two percent of that.Copy !req
30. Dude, just come now!Copy !req
31. Where?Copy !req
32. - Dude! Dude.
- What?Copy !req
33. - You need to get in here right now.
- Huh?Copy !req
34. - This better be good, man.
- It is.Copy !req
35. Come on, come on.Copy !req
36. - Whoa.
- Right?Copy !req
37. .7 millinewtons of energy.Copy !req
38. God, that's...
that's, like, huge.Copy !req
39. - When?
- Uh, yesterday. 12:01 a.m.Copy !req
40. Damn, this is crazy, man.Copy !req
41. Yeah, but, Ryan, we have no
idea what set the device off.Copy !req
42. Like, lab was locked.Copy !req
43. It's almost like it decided
to fire on its own.Copy !req
44. That's it! I've had it!Copy !req
45. Oh, shit.Copy !req
46. Hey.
Wh-Where you guys going?Copy !req
47. - It's churro day at the cafeteria.
- Nom, nom.Copy !req
48. Dean Bronson, hi.Copy !req
49. Love the tie.
Uh, are those cats?Copy !req
50. Turkish angora.
Uh, d-don't change the subject.Copy !req
51. - What subject?
- That.Copy !req
52. We've had four
rolling blackouts,Copy !req
53. fried electrical circuits,Copy !req
54. broken bulbs all over campus.Copy !req
55. And it's all because of
your little science project.Copy !req
56. - It's my thesis project.
- It's an abject failure.Copy !req
57. This university's
science departmentCopy !req
58. prides itself on pioneeringCopy !req
59. forward-thinking ideas
that yield results.Copy !req
60. Results that lead to patents.Copy !req
61. Do you see how it works?Copy !req
62. So, it's just about money?Copy !req
63. Yes, Mr. Phan.Copy !req
64. I hate to shatter
your illusions,Copy !req
65. but somebody has to keep
the lights on around here,Copy !req
66. something you seem
hell-bent on stopping!Copy !req
67. Literally! Consider this joke
of a project suspended,Copy !req
68. effective immediately.Copy !req
69. - What?
- That's right.Copy !req
70. I've already called
Professor Boner.Copy !req
71. It's pronounced "Bonner."Copy !req
72. And he's in total agreement
with my request.Copy !req
73. I'm sending security
to come and collectCopy !req
74. this energy-sucking doohickey
by 6:00 today.Copy !req
75. You can't just take her.Copy !req
76. Watch me.
I suggest you wrap upCopy !req
77. whatever business
you have left here, capisce?Copy !req
78. Hello?Copy !req
79. What the hell?Copy !req
80. Hey, shit bags.Copy !req
81. While you were off
playing games,Copy !req
82. our project got shut down.Copy !req
83. I hope you're happy.Copy !req
84. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
85. - Why are you sneaking up on me?
- I was bringing you a...Copy !req
86. Well, now it's covered
in bacteria,Copy !req
87. so that's two dollars wasted.Copy !req
88. So ungrateful.Copy !req
89. Good boy.Copy !req
90. Frank, no.Copy !req
91. Told you not to do that.Copy !req
92. Ouch!Copy !req
93. Dude, what's your problem?Copy !req
94. I'm so sorry, man. I...Copy !req
95. So sorry.Copy !req
96. Dick.Copy !req
97. Sorry, bro.Copy !req
98. Shut up!Copy !req
99. Oh, you're taking forever!Copy !req
100. Out.Copy !req
101. Ryan.Copy !req
102. Dude, I am tripping right now.Copy !req
103. Yeah, no shit.Copy !req
104. No. No, no, seriously.Copy !req
105. I'm having that thing.
You know?Copy !req
106. What's it called? When you feel
like you've alreadyCopy !req
107. lived through something before.Copy !req
108. - Déjà vu?
- Yes, that.Copy !req
109. I feel like I've totally lived
through this day already.Copy !req
110. Oh, my God. Answer me, Ryan.Copy !req
111. Ryan, dude, oh, my God.Copy !req
112. Get over here right now, man.Copy !req
113. This is crazy. Oh, my God.Copy !req
114. I-I got to call you back.Copy !req
115. Okay. Just breathe.Copy !req
116. Just breathe.Copy !req
117. Listen to me.Copy !req
118. The day reset
when you died, right?Copy !req
119. Yeah. Some psycho dude
in a baby mask attacked me.Copy !req
120. But it was just a dream, right?Copy !req
121. - Tombs is dead.
- So is Lori.Copy !req
122. Then who's the killer
this time?Copy !req
123. Uh, hello.
Will someone please explainCopy !req
124. what the hell is going on?Copy !req
125. Okay. Recap.Copy !req
126. So, I was stuck
reliving the same day,Copy !req
127. Monday the 18th,
over and over and over againCopy !req
128. until someone wearing
a Bayfield Baby maskCopy !req
129. murdered me on the night
of my birthday.Copy !req
130. I had no idea who it wasCopy !req
131. because I was
such a crazy bitchCopy !req
132. and so many people
hated my guts.Copy !req
133. So, at Carter's suggestion,
I made a list of suspects.Copy !req
134. Turns out it was
my roommate, Lori,Copy !req
135. who kept on helping
a serial killer escapeCopy !req
136. from the hospital,
hoping it would look likeCopy !req
137. he murdered me when, in fact,
it was her all along,Copy !req
138. and all because she was jealous
of an affair I was havingCopy !req
139. with my college professor,
Gregory, who was married.Copy !req
140. Yeah, I know. Pretty shitty.Copy !req
141. But, anyways,Copy !req
142. I finally kicked Lori's
crazy ass out a windowCopy !req
143. and killed her, which broke
the loop, or so I thought.Copy !req
144. But now it only looks like
it passed the loop on to youCopy !req
145. and you're gonna be stuck
reliving this dayCopy !req
146. until we figure out
how to stop it.Copy !req
147. Of course.Copy !req
148. I'm still dreaming.Copy !req
149. Wait. What?Copy !req
150. It's like Inception.Copy !req
151. It's a dream within a dream.Copy !req
152. Bro, you're not dreaming.Copy !req
153. - Ryan, we...
- Shh.Copy !req
154. I'm trying to wake myself up.Copy !req
155. There. See? You're not dreaming.Copy !req
156. Why'd you hit my penis?Copy !req
157. Why are you acting like this?Copy !req
158. You smacked my dick.
That's rude.Copy !req
159. - I barely touched you.
- Okay.Copy !req
160. Show me where you died.Copy !req
161. Back there. Storage closet.Copy !req
162. Hey. Give me that.Copy !req
163. I can handle myself.Copy !req
164. You've died enough,
haven't you?Copy !req
165. Mm.Copy !req
166. - Bash his head in.
- Shh! Shh!Copy !req
167. - Samar, you asshole!
- Why'd you hit me?Copy !req
168. Why do you keep
sneaking up on me?Copy !req
169. Ah, I think
my cheekbone's broken.Copy !req
170. What is happening in here?Copy !req
171. Ryan broke my cheekbone.Copy !req
172. - Was it him?
- No.Copy !req
173. He was here when I died before.Copy !req
174. What?Copy !req
175. Where'd you get that mask?Copy !req
176. It was just laying
in the hallway.Copy !req
177. Somebody must have dropped it.Copy !req
178. That's it. I've had it.Copy !req
179. Wait, wait.
Where you going?Copy !req
180. - Uh, churro day at the cafeteria.
- Nom, nom.Copy !req
181. We've had four
rolling blackouts,Copy !req
182. fried electrical circuits,
broken bulbs all over campus.Copy !req
183. And it's all because of
your little science project.Copy !req
184. Wait.Copy !req
185. What science project?Copy !req
186. The Sisyphus Quantum
Cooling Reactor.Copy !req
187. We call it Sissy for short.Copy !req
188. You see all these?Copy !req
189. They're proton lasers.Copy !req
190. And when they fire, they cool
the centrifuge right hereCopy !req
191. to almost below one nanokelvin.Copy !req
192. So, basically, we're trying
to prove that timeCopy !req
193. can be slowed down
on a molecular level.Copy !req
194. It hasn't worked yet, but we
did find some promising dataCopy !req
195. after the device fired
the other night.Copy !req
196. When?Copy !req
197. 12:01 a.m. yesterday.Copy !req
198. Monday the 18th.Copy !req
199. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
200. What?Copy !req
201. You created the time loop,
dummy.Copy !req
202. That's impossible.Copy !req
203. That's not what Sissy
was designed to do.Copy !req
204. I don't know what to tell you.Copy !req
205. Well, maybe we're just
discoveringCopy !req
206. what it actually does.Copy !req
207. An unintended reaction.Copy !req
208. Maybe we thought
we were slowing time,Copy !req
209. but what if we looped it
instead?Copy !req
210. Now you're stuck in this day.Copy !req
211. Congrats.Copy !req
212. Oh, and by the way,
you're gonna dieCopy !req
213. again and again and again.Copy !req
214. Carter, tell your girlfriend
to stop trying to scare me.Copy !req
215. Oh, she's not my girlfriend.Copy !req
216. - Well, wait, are you my girlfriend?
- Kinda.Copy !req
217. Hey, guys, are you done talking
about your relationship status?Copy !req
218. Because she just said
I'm gonna die.Copy !req
219. And you need to figure out
how to close the loopCopy !req
220. before the killer
finds you again.Copy !req
221. But I don't know
how it happened.Copy !req
222. It just fired on its own.Copy !req
223. Oh, God.Copy !req
224. Danielle, hi.Copy !req
225. - Where were you?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
226. You ditched our house meeting.Copy !req
227. - It was canceled.
- When?Copy !req
228. Um, after I kicked my murdering
roommate out of a window.Copy !req
229. Exactly.
Who's gonna pledge KappaCopy !req
230. now that we have a death curse?Copy !req
231. We're in crisis mode, Tree.Copy !req
232. Ew. Who are these people?Copy !req
233. Hi.Copy !req
234. Uh, I'm-I'm-I'm Samar.Copy !req
235. Hey, samosa,
my head's the middle one.Copy !req
236. Anyhoo, call me
as soon as you're doneCopy !req
237. with your creepy little
Comic-Con meeting. Ugh.Copy !req
238. Did she just call me "samosa"?Copy !req
239. Yep.Copy !req
240. - You think she likes samosas?
- Nope.Copy !req
241. Guys, focus.
I don't want to die.Copy !req
242. On the bright side,
you'll come back.Copy !req
243. I died 11 times.Copy !req
244. 11? Hell no.Copy !req
245. - That shit hurts.
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
246. Guys, I have an idea.Copy !req
247. We just need to find
the safest possible placeCopy !req
248. and wait it out there.Copy !req
249. Where?Copy !req
250. What?Copy !req
251. There's... safety in numbers.Copy !req
252. More like hiding
in plain sight.Copy !req
253. Who picks a creepy baby
for a mascot anyway?Copy !req
254. I knew I should have
gone to M.I.T.Copy !req
255. He traveled!Copy !req
256. Airball!Copy !req
257. Is that you and your mom?Copy !req
258. That's cute.Copy !req
259. I was thinking.Copy !req
260. It's ironic.Copy !req
261. Here I thought I was stuck
in the same dayCopy !req
262. for some big cosmic reason.Copy !req
263. You know, facing my mom's death.Copy !req
264. It had nothing to do with her.Copy !req
265. Turns out it was just
some big scientific fluke.Copy !req
266. That doesn't make it mean
any less, does it?Copy !req
267. I guess not.Copy !req
268. Oh, you got a little something
right here.Copy !req
269. Yep, uh, uh.Copy !req
270. Yeah.Copy !req
271. Sorry. It's...Copy !req
272. You're such a grandpa.Copy !req
273. Yeah, well,
you fell for it, so...Copy !req
274. Please make your way
to the nearest exitCopy !req
275. in an orderly fashion.Copy !req
276. This is not a drill.Copy !req
277. Please make your way
to the nearest exitCopy !req
278. in an orderly fashion.Copy !req
279. Again, this is not a drill.Copy !req
280. Hey, watch it!Copy !req
281. Guys! Wait up!Copy !req
282. Don't push me.Copy !req
283. Hey, I can't find my phone.Copy !req
284. Help! Help! Please!Copy !req
285. Help!Copy !req
286. Help!Copy !req
287. - What was that?
- Down here!Copy !req
288. Holy shit.Copy !req
289. Are you okay?Copy !req
290. Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
291. Well, damn. Good job.Copy !req
292. - I have a little practice.
- What the hell?Copy !req
293. I thought you were the killer.Copy !req
294. You should have said something.Copy !req
295. I was looking for you.Copy !req
296. Well, who is it?Copy !req
297. Only one way to find out.Copy !req
298. What the fu...?Copy !req
299. You sure you...
you don't have a twin brother?Copy !req
300. Maybe you were separated
at birth.Copy !req
301. Of course I'm sure.Copy !req
302. - Oh, shit.
- "Oh, shit" is right.Copy !req
303. Who are you?Copy !req
304. Who you think I am, dummy?Copy !req
305. It's you.Copy !req
306. - Duh.
- Duh.Copy !req
307. What the hell is going on here?Copy !req
308. Look, I was trying
to close the loop,Copy !req
309. but somehow I got knocked
into a parallel time loop.Copy !req
310. We're all in serious danger.Copy !req
311. The longer we exist
in the same dimension,Copy !req
312. the worse things will get.Copy !req
313. It's a butterfly effect.Copy !req
314. You have to kill him.Copy !req
315. - Me?
- He's going to create bigger problemsCopy !req
316. if you do not stop him.Copy !req
317. Kill him now!Copy !req
318. No, screw that. Kill him.Copy !req
319. You're wasting your time.
Do it.Copy !req
320. Dude, I'm your friend, not him.Copy !req
321. Uh... you know what?
Screw this.Copy !req
322. I'll just take care of it myself.Copy !req
323. - Stop him.
- Wait. Ryan, maybe you should stop.Copy !req
324. Look at him. He's crazy.Copy !req
325. I'm the one who designed this.
I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
326. You don't understand
what you're doing!Copy !req
327. Shut up, fake Ryan!Copy !req
328. Ryan, this doesn't feel right.Copy !req
329. Ryan, stop.Copy !req
330. But a parsec is a measure
of distance, not time.Copy !req
331. Okay, so now you're gonna call
Han Solo a liar?Copy !req
332. No, I'm saying
if a normal Kessel Run is...Copy !req
333. Dre, help me.Copy !req
334. Come on!Copy !req
335. Whoa.Copy !req
336. Dude, did you dose my Yoo-hoo again?Copy !req
337. What did I tell you about
turning that thing on?Copy !req
338. Turn it off now.
Turn it off now!Copy !req
339. Just get him. Get him.
Get the man.Copy !req
340. Get him, get him, get him!Copy !req
341. - Back off! Back...
- Whoa!Copy !req
342. - Ryan, just turn it off, man.
- Ryan, what are you doing?Copy !req
343. Guys, take the wrench from him.
He's a college student.Copy !req
344. It's just a wrench.Copy !req
345. Don't be scared of him.Copy !req
346. Okay, all right,
just unplug it.Copy !req
347. Unplug the machine.
Unplug it!Copy !req
348. Whoa.Copy !req
349. No!Copy !req
350. Shut up!Copy !req
351. Oh, hey. You're up.Copy !req
352. Yeah, I wasn't sure if you
wanted to sleep in or not,Copy !req
353. - so I...
- Yeah, it's my birthdayCopy !req
354. - And I ain't gotta pick up the pho...?
- Tree?Copy !req
355. No fucking way.Copy !req
356. Hey, I-I folded
your clothes for you.Copy !req
357. Ryan! Get in here right now!Copy !req
358. Wait a minute,
you two know each other?Copy !req
359. - Yes.
- No.Copy !req
360. Ryan, you dumb-ass!Copy !req
361. You sent me back.Copy !req
362. - What?
- It's Monday the 18th.Copy !req
363. I don't believe this.Copy !req
364. I just got out.
How could you do this to me?Copy !req
365. Uh... who's this
crazy white girl?Copy !req
366. Maybe it was
a-a bad dream or something.Copy !req
367. You're right.
It is a bad dream.Copy !req
368. It's a nightmare!Copy !req
369. This sucks!Copy !req
370. It sucks the biggest mega ballsCopy !req
371. in the history
of shitty ball-suckery!Copy !req
372. It...Copy !req
373. I'm okay.Copy !req
374. You sure?Copy !req
375. Yes.Copy !req
376. He just needs to fix this.Copy !req
377. Now.Copy !req
378. This is a joke, right?Copy !req
379. I wish.Copy !req
380. Look.Copy !req
381. Ryan, we need to go
to your lab, turn on Sissy,Copy !req
382. and figure out
how to send me back.Copy !req
383. Uh, how do you know
about Sissy?Copy !req
384. Oh, my God. Just...Copy !req
385. Let's go.Copy !req
386. Ándale, people!Copy !req
387. Hey. Stop global warming?Copy !req
388. A simple "no, thanks" would do!Copy !req
389. Sorry!Copy !req
390. This is the same day, same day,
same day, same day, same day!Copy !req
391. 62 bottles of beer on the wall?Copy !req
392. I can't hear you!Copy !req
393. 62 bottles of beerCopy !req
394. You take one down,
pass it around?Copy !req
395. - Keep going!
- 61 bottles of beer on the wall...?Copy !req
396. Hey, you haven't returned
any of...Copy !req
397. You are gay.Copy !req
398. Wait, where are you going?Copy !req
399. The lab's back that way.Copy !req
400. I have some business
to take care of first.Copy !req
401. You sneaky little beyatch.Copy !req
402. That's weird.Copy !req
403. What?Copy !req
404. She was supposed to be here.Copy !req
405. Who?Copy !req
406. Uh, never mind.Copy !req
407. She finally rolls in.Copy !req
408. Where is it?Copy !req
409. Where's what?Copy !req
410. - Oh, hey, Carter.
- Hey.Copy !req
411. Where's the cupcake?Copy !req
412. What cupcake?Copy !req
413. The one you made
for my birthday.Copy !req
414. The one you poisoned.Copy !req
415. Oh, that cupcake.Copy !req
416. I'm serious.Copy !req
417. Look, I don't know
what stupid jokeCopy !req
418. Danielle put you up to,
but there's no cupcake.Copy !req
419. Sorry.Copy !req
420. All right, I got to go.
I'm pulling a double for Jen.Copy !req
421. She's got the flu.Copy !req
422. Happy birthday, though.Copy !req
423. Toodles.Copy !req
424. Something's wrong.Copy !req
425. What?Copy !req
426. I don't know.Copy !req
427. It's different.Copy !req
428. - There were two of me?
- Yes.Copy !req
429. That is how
this whole thing happened.Copy !req
430. You know, this kind of reminds
me of Back to the Future II.Copy !req
431. - Totally. Mm-hmm.
- Right?Copy !req
432. - You know, with Marty McFly?
- Doc?Copy !req
433. - The DeLorean?
- Sorry.Copy !req
434. Are you serious? You've never
seen Back to the Future?Copy !req
435. No, I...Copy !req
436. - How do you...
- Wait.Copy !req
437. Oh, my God.Copy !req
438. Does this mean that...Copy !req
439. Does this mean
that there are two of me?Copy !req
440. I highly doubt it.Copy !req
441. It's almost impossible to
create a holographic universe.Copy !req
442. You're probably stuck
in a quantum cyclic dimension.Copy !req
443. There's only one of you here,Copy !req
444. because the other you
got knocked intoCopy !req
445. a parallel dimension
somewhere in the multiverse.Copy !req
446. Okay, Ryan.
Thanks for clearing that up.Copy !req
447. That was super helpful.Copy !req
448. You never heard
the multiverse theory?Copy !req
449. Do I look like someone
who knows what a multiverse is?Copy !req
450. Okay, look.
This is our universe.Copy !req
451. Okay? Now, look.Copy !req
452. In theory, the universe
has six dimensions.Copy !req
453. Now, if what you're saying
is true,Copy !req
454. then maybe you woke up
on the same day...Copy !req
455. but not in the same dimension.Copy !req
456. That would explain
the anomalies.Copy !req
457. So, how different
are we talking here?Copy !req
458. Well, it depends.Copy !req
459. Oh, shit.
I forgot our house meeting.Copy !req
460. Danielle, I'm sorry. I just...Copy !req
461. Hey, babe.Copy !req
462. You doing all right?Copy !req
463. Hi, Ry.Copy !req
464. Hey, Danielle.Copy !req
465. Did that look real?Copy !req
466. I'm auditioning
for this year's productionCopy !req
467. of The Miracle Worker.Copy !req
468. Did you know Anne Frank
was blind and deaf?Copy !req
469. Uh... Helen Keller.Copy !req
470. Excuse me?Copy !req
471. Anne Frank was in the attic.Copy !req
472. Oh.Copy !req
473. Whatever.Copy !req
474. All I know is acting blindCopy !req
475. is probably harder
than actually being blind.Copy !req
476. I mean, the skill set it takes.Copy !req
477. Meryl Streep
taped her eyelids shutCopy !req
478. just to prepare for a role.Copy !req
479. Uh-huh.Copy !req
480. Well. Somebody missed
our house meeting today.Copy !req
481. Oh, um...Copy !req
482. I'm sorry. I...Copy !req
483. Totes kidding.Copy !req
484. Birthday girls get a free pass.Copy !req
485. Anyhoo, we picked
this year's charity.Copy !req
486. Are you ready for it?Copy !req
487. We're doing the
special needs art fair again.Copy !req
488. Oh. Nice.Copy !req
489. You do so much good, Danielle.Copy !req
490. I-I really admire that.Copy !req
491. Oh, please.
It just warms my heartCopy !req
492. seeing all those little faces.Copy !req
493. I mean, don't get me wrong.Copy !req
494. Sometimes they try
to hug you too long,Copy !req
495. and it gets
a little uncomfortable,Copy !req
496. but you just get used to it.Copy !req
497. And at the end of the day,Copy !req
498. there is no greater gift in lifeCopy !req
499. than the love of a child.Copy !req
500. Thank you.Copy !req
501. Tree?Copy !req
502. You okay?Copy !req
503. Uh... yeah, I...Copy !req
504. Yeah, it's my birthdayCopy !req
505. - And I ain't gotta pick up the phone.?
- Sorry.Copy !req
506. Hey, Dad. Um...Copy !req
507. Uh... Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
508. Sorry. I'm on my way.Copy !req
509. I'll be there in a little bit.Copy !req
510. I have to go. Um...Copy !req
511. Wait, what?
You're leaving?Copy !req
512. Uh, yeah. I have to meet up
with my dad for lunch.Copy !req
513. It's a birthday thing.Copy !req
514. Meet me in the lab at 3:00.Copy !req
515. We are figuring this out
before it gets any worse!Copy !req
516. - Hey, Dad.
- Hey.Copy !req
517. - Sorry I'm late.
- It's okay, sweetie.Copy !req
518. It's just been a weird day.Copy !req
519. - Everything okay?
- Uh, yeah.Copy !req
520. It's just... stuff, you know.Copy !req
521. How's school?Copy !req
522. Um, it's fine, Dad.Copy !req
523. - Are you ready to order?
- Not yet.Copy !req
524. We're still waiting
on one more.Copy !req
525. One more? I...Copy !req
526. Okay. I'll be right back.Copy !req
527. Mom.Copy !req
528. Mom!Copy !req
529. Whoa!Copy !req
530. Hi.Copy !req
531. You're here.Copy !req
532. Oh, you're really here.Copy !req
533. Well, of course I'm here.
It's our day.Copy !req
534. Are you okay?Copy !req
535. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
536. Oh, God, I'm fine. I'm just...Copy !req
537. It's good to see you.Copy !req
538. Okay.Copy !req
539. Try it now.Copy !req
540. 20 seconds.Copy !req
541. Yo, is this normal?Copy !req
542. Don't worry,
it's not gonna blow up again.Copy !req
543. - Again?
- Ten. Nine.Copy !req
544. Eight. Seven.Copy !req
545. Six. Five.Copy !req
546. Four. Three.Copy !req
547. Two.Copy !req
548. Stop!Copy !req
549. Leave it.Copy !req
550. - You told me to...
- No, I-I know.Copy !req
551. I changed my mind.Copy !req
552. This must be
the crazy white girl.Copy !req
553. Hey, Tree. Wait up.Copy !req
554. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
555. Why the change of heart?Copy !req
556. - Everything's different.
- Different how?Copy !req
557. Wait, when were you
gonna tell me?Copy !req
558. Tell you what?Copy !req
559. About Danielle.Copy !req
560. Yeah, what about Danielle?Copy !req
561. Apparently you guys are dating.Copy !req
562. Wait, I thought...
I thought you knew that.Copy !req
563. I mean, you guys live
in the same house.Copy !req
564. Uh, no,
I definitely didn't know.Copy !req
565. But the bigger question is:
does she know?Copy !req
566. Does she know what?Copy !req
567. One of her closest friends woke
up in your bed this morning.Copy !req
568. You don't think
that that's newsworthy?Copy !req
569. Nothing happened.Copy !req
570. I slept in Ryan's bed
last night.Copy !req
571. So, why take me home?Copy !req
572. Because you were...
you were wasted.Copy !req
573. I was afraid
you were gonna fallCopy !req
574. or choke on your own vomit
like Janis Joplin.Copy !req
575. Okay.Copy !req
576. It's fine. It's fine.
It's fine.Copy !req
577. It's fine. This is how
it's supposed to be.Copy !req
578. My mom's okay.
Lori isn't trying to kill me.Copy !req
579. I mean, this is, like,
the better versionCopy !req
580. - of my life, right?
- What are you...?Copy !req
581. She's in a sorority, Gregory.
She's...Copy !req
582. Wait a minute. In this...Copy !req
583. in this other dimension,
were we...?Copy !req
584. I... I can't do this right now.Copy !req
585. No, Tr... Tree!Copy !req
586. Are you ready for this?Copy !req
587. - I... No. Okay.
- Hold this.Copy !req
588. And...Copy !req
589. Oh, my God!Copy !req
590. It's so weird.Copy !req
591. Oh, my... this is amazing.Copy !req
592. But I don't think you have
to get another one.Copy !req
593. This is, like, the best...Copy !req
594. None of these memories
are mine.Copy !req
595. I know. I'm just borrowing it
for tonight.Copy !req
596. What time you going
to the party?Copy !req
597. Um... I, uh... I can't make it.Copy !req
598. - Something came up.
- What?Copy !req
599. I mean,Copy !req
600. we've been planning this
for weeks, Tree.Copy !req
601. No, I know. And I know
it's a surprise party.Copy !req
602. I'm sorry. It's just...Copy !req
603. You know, my parents
are in town, and I need to...Copy !req
604. Ugh.
Our tuition dollars at work.Copy !req
605. Anyhoo, who told you
about the surprise?Copy !req
606. Was it Lori?Copy !req
607. I swear, that girl really needs
to learn how to keep a secret.Copy !req
608. I don't know
what's going on with you...Copy !req
609. You know what, Tree, I'm just
gonna come out and say it.Copy !req
610. I have been feeling
so extremelyCopy !req
611. - unappreciated by you...
- ... following a deadly shootoutCopy !req
612. - this morning that left one officer dead.
- Hello?Copy !req
613. - I'm still talking to you.
- Tombs was the subjectCopy !req
614. of a nationwide manhuntCopy !req
615. that ended after
a five-month pursuitCopy !req
616. across four state lines
that left six female victims.Copy !req
617. Oh, my God.Copy !req
618. He's still here.Copy !req
619. He's going to escape!
Call the police!Copy !req
620. - Who?
- John Tombs. Just call the police.Copy !req
621. - What?
- Wait! Don't go in there!Copy !req
622. Shit.Copy !req
623. Excuse me.
What are you doing?Copy !req
624. Whoa. Drop the ax.Copy !req
625. - Wait. I can expl...
- Drop it now.Copy !req
626. He's escaped.
He's gonna kill someone.Copy !req
627. - Face up against the wall.
- No, you don't understand. Lori...Copy !req
628. I'm not asking again.Copy !req
629. Please listen to me.Copy !req
630. My roommate works here.Copy !req
631. She set Tombs free because
she's trying to blame him,Copy !req
632. but she's gonna kill me.Copy !req
633. I don't know what kind
of shit you're on, lady,Copy !req
634. but Tombs is down
in the O.R. right now.Copy !req
635. Nurse just took him.Copy !req
636. Was she tall,
dark hair and a ponytail?Copy !req
637. - Ow!
- Let's go.Copy !req
638. I know you think I'm crazy,
but you got to believe me.Copy !req
639. Dispatch,
this is Officer Conrow.Copy !req
640. Have an 11-55
at the hospital.Copy !req
641. Need immediate assistance.Copy !req
642. Come on.Copy !req
643. I know it's you, Lori!Copy !req
644. What? Oh, my God!Copy !req
645. Oh, my God.
I thought you were the...Copy !req
646. Are you okay?
What the hell is going on?Copy !req
647. - Who was that?
- Tombs escaped. He's trying to kill me.Copy !req
648. No, Tree, that's not possible.Copy !req
649. I just took him down
to the O.R.Copy !req
650. What's happening?Copy !req
651. I-I don't know.Copy !req
652. Oh, my God, he cut the power.Copy !req
653. Just stay calm.Copy !req
654. Just stay calm. Shit!Copy !req
655. Okay. Come on.Copy !req
656. Come on.Copy !req
657. Where the hell are we?Copy !req
658. This must be one of the floors
under construction.Copy !req
659. Come on. There's an emergency
exit on the other end.Copy !req
660. Wait.Copy !req
661. Grab that.Copy !req
662. Okay.Copy !req
663. Come on.Copy !req
664. What?Copy !req
665. Did you hear something?Copy !req
666. All right, asshole,
let's see what you got.Copy !req
667. Ha!Copy !req
668. Shit!Copy !req
669. Shut up!Copy !req
670. Rookie move, Tree.Copy !req
671. Oh, hey. You're up.Copy !req
672. - What dimension am I in?
- Huh?Copy !req
673. Danielle.Copy !req
674. Uh, my girlfriend?Copy !req
675. Same one.Copy !req
676. - Yeah, it's my birthday
- Okay.Copy !req
677. And I ain't gotta pick up the pho...?Copy !req
678. Are you okay?Copy !req
679. Yeah.Copy !req
680. Never better.Copy !req
681. Hey, I folded your clothes
for you, so...Copy !req
682. Look, no offense, but how could
you possibly end up with her?Copy !req
683. With who?Copy !req
684. Danielle.Copy !req
685. Uh, uh, she's nice.Copy !req
686. Oh, "nice."Copy !req
687. Wait a minute.Copy !req
688. Isn't she, like,
your best friend?Copy !req
689. Dude, did you hit
that fine vagine or wha...?Copy !req
690. - Huh. Interesting.
- No, I wasn't trying to do any...Copy !req
691. - Not as innocent as you look.
- But...Copy !req
692. - What? No, I-I...
- You.Copy !req
693. Meet me in your lab in an hour.Copy !req
694. Huh?Copy !req
695. I've got to get out
of these disgusting clothes.Copy !req
696. Listen to me carefully.Copy !req
697. I need to stay here
in this dimension.Copy !req
698. Okay? So just close the loop.Copy !req
699. Look, we have no ideaCopy !req
700. how this even happened
in the first place.Copy !req
701. Well, you're all brainy
science people, right?Copy !req
702. So you'll figure it out.Copy !req
703. You realize we're messingCopy !req
704. with things we have
no business touching, right?Copy !req
705. Well, maybe you should have
thought of thatCopy !req
706. before you built
the big dumb thing.Copy !req
707. Just...
just please do me a favorCopy !req
708. and try to figure this out,
okay?Copy !req
709. Please.Copy !req
710. Look, this is gonna be
a trial-and-error situation.Copy !req
711. We have to rule out
every variableCopy !req
712. in order to narrow down
the correct algorithmCopy !req
713. that will close the loop.Copy !req
714. - Okay.
- Uh, it's days,Copy !req
715. maybe weeks of work.Copy !req
716. And if what you're saying
is true,Copy !req
717. there's no way to keep
a record of our progress.Copy !req
718. I'm not following.Copy !req
719. Okay. Um...Copy !req
720. Say we test, like,
dozens of variables.Copy !req
721. By the end of the day,
the loop will reset, right?Copy !req
722. So everything we learned
gets...Copy !req
723. erased.Copy !req
724. There's no way for us
to track our progressCopy !req
725. simply because we just don't
remember anything we learned.Copy !req
726. And we'll be back
to square one.Copy !req
727. Great.Copy !req
728. I'm screwed.Copy !req
729. Wait, no, I got it.Copy !req
730. Okay, you said everything
resets but your memory, right?Copy !req
731. - Yeah.
- All right, well, then...Copy !req
732. you're just gonna have
to be a living record.Copy !req
733. Wait, you mean memorize
everything?Copy !req
734. - Yeah.
- That's genius.Copy !req
735. - Yeah.
- No. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
736. That's not genius.
I'm not a scientist.Copy !req
737. And hello.
I mean, you do realizeCopy !req
738. there's a killer after me,
right?Copy !req
739. That means I'm gonna have
to die over and over againCopy !req
740. until you guys figure out
how to close the loop.Copy !req
741. I mean, I guess you could just
kill yourselfCopy !req
742. before they find you.Copy !req
743. Wow. Another genius idea.Copy !req
744. Um, better than being chased by
some crazy guy in a baby mask.Copy !req
745. I mean, do you have
a better idea?Copy !req
746. I knew you were gonna say that.Copy !req
747. Come on, Bert, Bert, Bert!
Go, go, go!Copy !req
748. Come on, go! You're up!Copy !req
749. Go, go, go!Copy !req
750. Shit!Copy !req
751. - Ow.
- Shut up!Copy !req
752. Oh, hey. You're up.Copy !req
753. - I wasn't sure if you wanted...
- "I wasn't sureCopy !req
754. "if you wanted
to sleep in or not.Copy !req
755. "I folded your clothes
last night.Copy !req
756. Wasn't sure if that material
gets wrinkled."Copy !req
757. Anyway, what the hell
are you alwaysCopy !req
758. looking for under that desk?Copy !req
759. Uh... oh, just...
my mouth guard.Copy !req
760. Yeah, I...Copy !req
761. I grind my teeth at night.Copy !req
762. Oh, mystery solved.Copy !req
763. Yeah, it's my birthdayCopy !req
764. - And I ain't gotta pick up the pho...?
- Ow.Copy !req
765. Ow.Copy !req
766. You okay?Copy !req
767. Yep. Never better.Copy !req
768. I don't know if you remember
my name or not.Copy !req
769. You were, uh... you were
pretty wasted last night.Copy !req
770. But I'm-I'm Carter.Copy !req
771. Ow!Copy !req
772. Hey, are you sure you're okay?Copy !req
773. You're looking kind of pale.Copy !req
774. No, I'm fine. I...Copy !req
775. Mm.Copy !req
776. Actually, I'm probably
gonna pass out.Copy !req
777. What?Copy !req
778. - Yep. Definitely passing out.
- What? No, uh...Copy !req
779. You hit that fine vagine
or what?Copy !req
780. Is she dead?Copy !req
781. - Ryan, little help here, man.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
782. Hey, hey. It's okay.Copy !req
783. It's just me.Copy !req
784. Hey.Copy !req
785. You okay? You really gave me
a scare back there.Copy !req
786. Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
787. You still came.Copy !req
788. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
789. Why wouldn't I?Copy !req
790. Oh, we got a hold
of your parents.Copy !req
791. They're on their way.Copy !req
792. No. They can't come here.
It's not safe.Copy !req
793. What are you talking about?Copy !req
794. Jesus.Copy !req
795. Can I help you?Copy !req
796. Oh, it's okay. He's a friend.Copy !req
797. Sorry.
Visiting hours are over.Copy !req
798. Oh.Copy !req
799. All right. Well...Copy !req
800. Thanks, Carter.Copy !req
801. Yeah. Feel better.Copy !req
802. So, I guess now you know why
I wasn't in your class today.Copy !req
803. Pardon?Copy !req
804. Advanced bio.Copy !req
805. Uh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
806. Are you in my class?Copy !req
807. You don't look familiar.Copy !req
808. I'm sorry.Copy !req
809. My mistake.Copy !req
810. Right.Copy !req
811. Well, I'm Dr. Butler.Copy !req
812. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
813. Ms. Gelbman,
I've been having a hard timeCopy !req
814. pulling up
your medical records.Copy !req
815. I know. I should be dead.Copy !req
816. My results,
they don't make sense, right?Copy !req
817. Yes.Copy !req
818. They're highly alarming,
to be honest.Copy !req
819. Wait.Copy !req
820. What time is it?Copy !req
821. Uh, it's almost 9:30.Copy !req
822. - Why?
- She's about to die.Copy !req
823. - Who?
- Lori.Copy !req
824. - He's gonna kill her.
- What?Copy !req
825. Listen to me. You need to stop
her from going down to the O.R.Copy !req
826. I'm sorry. I don't know
who you're talking about.Copy !req
827. Oh, really?
Well, maybe your wife does.Copy !req
828. Go. Go!Copy !req
829. Sorry.Copy !req
830. Lori.Copy !req
831. Who set you free?Copy !req
832. Who are you?Copy !req
833. Fine.Copy !req
834. I go, you go.Copy !req
835. Oh, hey. You're up.Copy !req
836. I wasn't sure if you wanted
to sleep in or not.Copy !req
837. Shut up!Copy !req
838. I am so done with this shit.Copy !req
839. Then you multiplied
the Euclidean vectorCopy !req
840. by the square root of pi
to the 17th power,Copy !req
841. which then gives us
an axon point of.004,Copy !req
842. which then gives usCopy !req
843. a linear plane vector of 8.2.Copy !req
844. Boom.Copy !req
845. Damn.Copy !req
846. Well, if these are all
the failed algorithms...Copy !req
847. Then there's only one
possibility left.Copy !req
848. - Holy shit balls. You did it.
- Oh, oh!Copy !req
849. - What? It worked?
- Yes, yes, yes.Copy !req
850. It worked?
Oh, my God, it worked!Copy !req
851. We did it!Copy !req
852. Why are we so excited?
We barely know her.Copy !req
853. Honestly, I-I don't know
what just happened,Copy !req
854. but that was impressive.Copy !req
855. Thanks.Copy !req
856. Let's do this.Copy !req
857. Just so we're totally clear,Copy !req
858. one variant closes the loop
in this dimension,Copy !req
859. and the other one sends you
back to your original dimensionCopy !req
860. and closes that loop.Copy !req
861. It's final decision time.Copy !req
862. Stay here or go back.Copy !req
863. I'm staying here.Copy !req
864. Final decision.Copy !req
865. Okay. Here we go, then.Copy !req
866. Stand back.Copy !req
867. Huh? Wait.Copy !req
868. - What happened?
- Uh, uh...Copy !req
869. Oh, the vector's off.Copy !req
870. But you said
this was the right one.Copy !req
871. No, the math was right.
Something else is off.Copy !req
872. Guys, I have literally
been killing myselfCopy !req
873. to memorize this shit for you.Copy !req
874. Failure's not an option.Copy !req
875. What?Copy !req
876. There's something
in hard drive.Copy !req
877. It must be a virus.Copy !req
878. Dude, did you open spam porn
again on the computer?Copy !req
879. No.Copy !req
880. Great. I have to manually
reenter all this code.Copy !req
881. Okay, how long?Copy !req
882. Six, seven hours.Copy !req
883. Ryan, look at me.Copy !req
884. I am on borrowed time here.Copy !req
885. Understand?Copy !req
886. Get it done.Copy !req
887. Uh, yeah, I'm on it.Copy !req
888. Tree, wait up.Copy !req
889. Hey. Are you sure about this?Copy !req
890. Of course I'm sure.Copy !req
891. Okay, well,
what about the killer?Copy !req
892. I mean, you said people
are gonna die tonight.Copy !req
893. If you close the loop
and we don't help,Copy !req
894. then they're dead for good,
aren't they?Copy !req
895. I have to stay alive.Copy !req
896. I can't go back
to that hospital.Copy !req
897. It's way too risky.Copy !req
898. Okay, so that's it?
You're just gonna walk awayCopy !req
899. and let a bunch
of innocent people die?Copy !req
900. People die every day, Carter.Copy !req
901. I can't be responsible
for everyone, okay?Copy !req
902. I know how selfish that sounds,
but it's true.Copy !req
903. Yeah, no,
that sounds incredibly selfish.Copy !req
904. Are you serious?Copy !req
905. That's not fair.Copy !req
906. You have no idea
how hard this is for me.Copy !req
907. I don't want to have to choose
between you and my mom,Copy !req
908. but I have to.Copy !req
909. What do you mean, "choose"?Copy !req
910. Carter, we're together
in the other dimension.Copy !req
911. I woke up in your bed
every morning,Copy !req
912. just like this morning.Copy !req
913. I did it over and over
and over againCopy !req
914. until I fell in love with you.Copy !req
915. But that version of us
is back there,Copy !req
916. and my mom is alive here.Copy !req
917. So I've made my decision.Copy !req
918. Wh... What if you're wrong?Copy !req
919. Huh?Copy !req
920. What if you're wrong?Copy !req
921. What if this isn't the lifeCopy !req
922. that you're-you're
supposed to have?Copy !req
923. So, what?
I'm just supposed to go backCopy !req
924. to some dimension
where my mom's dead?Copy !req
925. I can't.Copy !req
926. I can't lose her again.Copy !req
927. You already did.Copy !req
928. And none of this is real
if it erases that.Copy !req
929. You're just... you're living
someone else's lifeCopy !req
930. that doesn't belong to you.Copy !req
931. Y-Your pain,
th-that loss, that's...Copy !req
932. that's what makes you you.Copy !req
933. But you have the chance
to do somethingCopy !req
934. other people only dream of.Copy !req
935. What?Copy !req
936. You can say goodbye.Copy !req
937. Yoo-hoo.Copy !req
938. Your girlfriend's calling you.Copy !req
939. Better go.Copy !req
940. What's her problem?Copy !req
941. She just ditched
our house meeting.Copy !req
942. Hello.Copy !req
943. What were you guys
talking about?Copy !req
944. Nothing. We were just... we
were going over school stuff.Copy !req
945. Babe, don't forget,Copy !req
946. I still need help
with my American lit paper.Copy !req
947. I'm...
I'm really busy right now.Copy !req
948. Carter, you promised.Copy !req
949. I won't pass the class
without your help.Copy !req
950. All right. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
951. That's fine.Copy !req
952. You're the best.Copy !req
953. There's the other
birthday girl.Copy !req
954. Sweetie, what's wrong?Copy !req
955. I'm okay. I...Copy !req
956. You don't look okay.Copy !req
957. I'm okay. I... Mom!Copy !req
958. You're cold as ice.Copy !req
959. Maybe we should go
to the hospital.Copy !req
960. No!Copy !req
961. No, we can't go there.Copy !req
962. Look, I don't want
to freak you guys out,Copy !req
963. but I need to get as far away
from campus as possible.Copy !req
964. - Theresa, what is going on?
- Dad, please.Copy !req
965. I promise to explain
everything later,Copy !req
966. but I need you to trust me.Copy !req
967. Okay.Copy !req
968. We'll go.Copy !req
969. Let's go. Come on.Copy !req
970. Yeah.Copy !req
971. Done.Copy !req
972. Finally.Copy !req
973. You guys ready?Copy !req
974. Okay. Let's close this loop
once and for all.Copy !req
975. Hey.Copy !req
976. You know what
I'm craving right now?Copy !req
977. - What?
- One of those giant cinnamon rollsCopy !req
978. from that bakery in Morro Bay.Copy !req
979. From our birthday last year?Copy !req
980. You don't remember?
You ate two of them.Copy !req
981. That wasn't me.Copy !req
982. What, sweetie?Copy !req
983. Hey, girls,
it's getting kind of late.Copy !req
984. What do you say we find
someplace,Copy !req
985. turn in for the night?Copy !req
986. Okay, sounds good.Copy !req
987. I think we're all
pretty pooped.Copy !req
988. Lori!Copy !req
989. Shit.Copy !req
990. He got her, he got her!Copy !req
991. No, don't shoot! Don't shoot!Copy !req
992. You might hit Kay.Copy !req
993. Hey, girls,
I'm gonna go get some ice.Copy !req
994. I'll be right back.Copy !req
995. Okay.Copy !req
996. Give me a hand.Copy !req
997. Okay.Copy !req
998. Just tell me one thing.Copy !req
999. Are you pregnant?Copy !req
1000. What?Copy !req
1001. No. Mom, I...Copy !req
1002. Okay, sorry.
I just had to ask.Copy !req
1003. It's not like that.Copy !req
1004. But it's a boy, isn't it?Copy !req
1005. No.Copy !req
1006. Yes.Copy !req
1007. I don't know.
It's complicated.Copy !req
1008. Trust me.Copy !req
1009. I can do complicated.Copy !req
1010. What is it?Copy !req
1011. Have you ever wondered what
your life would have been likeCopy !req
1012. if you couldn't be with Dad?Copy !req
1013. What? No.Copy !req
1014. But what if you had to choose?Copy !req
1015. You know, what if...
what if being with him meantCopy !req
1016. that you would lose someone
that you were really close to,Copy !req
1017. that you would never get
to see that person ever again?Copy !req
1018. What would you do?Copy !req
1019. Well, we all have to make
hard choices, Tree.Copy !req
1020. That's life.Copy !req
1021. And sometimes the past
is pulling us in one directionCopy !req
1022. and the future is calling us
somewhere new.Copy !req
1023. But, of course, if I had
to choose, I'd pick Daddy.Copy !req
1024. I mean, without him,
I wouldn't have you, right?Copy !req
1025. But how did you know
that he was the one?Copy !req
1026. I didn't.Copy !req
1027. I took a chance.Copy !req
1028. I followed my heart.Copy !req
1029. That's kind of
how love works, Tree.Copy !req
1030. It's a leap of faith.Copy !req
1031. Bayfield University
Hospital,Copy !req
1032. where a terrible tragedy
continues to unfold.Copy !req
1033. Details are still coming in,Copy !req
1034. but so far, we can confirm
three victims.Copy !req
1035. A nurse and a police officer.Copy !req
1036. The third victim, a student,Copy !req
1037. was killed while attempting
to subdue the suspect.Copy !req
1038. Back to you, Dan.Copy !req
1039. No.Copy !req
1040. What's wrong?Copy !req
1041. Come on, Ryan. Come on.Copy !req
1042. Hey, Samar, can youCopy !req
1043. - check 22-97-39 right there?
- Uh, yeah.Copy !req
1044. Over there.Copy !req
1045. No, the vector
needs to be adjusted.Copy !req
1046. Yo, it's Ryan.
Leave a message at the beep...!Copy !req
1047. Ryan, don't close the loop.Copy !req
1048. - You can't...
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
1049. - This voice mailbox is...
- Shit!Copy !req
1050. Tree, what is going on?Copy !req
1051. I can't let him close it.Copy !req
1052. You know,
I'm not sure about this ice.Copy !req
1053. It kind of smells like pee.Copy !req
1054. Tree?Copy !req
1055. Tree! Where are you going?Copy !req
1056. Tree!Copy !req
1057. Come on.Copy !req
1058. Come on, come on!
Pick up your phone!Copy !req
1059. - Yo, it's Ryan. Leave a...
- Shit!Copy !req
1060. Here we go.Copy !req
1061. Where is it? Come on,
come on, come on. Please.Copy !req
1062. - Oh, hey. You're up.
- Shut up!Copy !req
1063. I wasn't sure if you wanted
to sleep in or not.Copy !req
1064. That is the last time
I'm dying for you.Copy !req
1065. What?Copy !req
1066. How much longer
is it gonna take?Copy !req
1067. Thanks to your crazy memory,
it shouldn't take long at all.Copy !req
1068. I can have Sissy ready to go
in just a few minutes.Copy !req
1069. I need a little more time.Copy !req
1070. There's something I need to do.Copy !req
1071. Tree.Copy !req
1072. You sure you want to go back?Copy !req
1073. Can't spend my life
living in the past.Copy !req
1074. Got to take a leap of faith.Copy !req
1075. She finally rolls in.Copy !req
1076. Uh, Lori, hi.Copy !req
1077. Big night?Copy !req
1078. You could say that.Copy !req
1079. Um, look, Lori, I...Copy !req
1080. It's good to see you.Copy !req
1081. Wha...?Copy !req
1082. It's good to see you, too,
Tree.Copy !req
1083. He's not worth it.Copy !req
1084. I mean, trust me.Copy !req
1085. I've been involved
with a married guy.Copy !req
1086. I know what it's like
living a double life.Copy !req
1087. Always feeling like shit
about yourself.Copy !req
1088. But it's never too late
to change.Copy !req
1089. Someone once told me thatCopy !req
1090. "every day is a chance
to be someone better."Copy !req
1091. Maybe this is your day.Copy !req
1092. Okay.Copy !req
1093. Thank you.Copy !req
1094. Take care of yourself.Copy !req
1095. Tree.Copy !req
1096. Hey.Copy !req
1097. Um... look, Danielle,
I feel really bad.Copy !req
1098. I've totally been
misjudging you,Copy !req
1099. and it's completely on me.Copy !req
1100. - I am so sorry that I've, like, made this...
- Nice.Copy !req
1101. Three-way.Copy !req
1102. He's kidding.Copy !req
1103. No, I'm-I'm not.Copy !req
1104. Nick's, um, shower was broken,Copy !req
1105. so I said he could use mine.Copy !req
1106. Right, Nick?Copy !req
1107. My shower's fine.Copy !req
1108. Right. Um, you know what?
Never mind.Copy !req
1109. Sorry for interrupting.Copy !req
1110. Bye-ee.Copy !req
1111. Ow!Copy !req
1112. What was that for?Copy !req
1113. For being dumb as a rock.
That's what.Copy !req
1114. Oh, really?
How can a rock be dumb?Copy !req
1115. They don't even have brains.Copy !req
1116. Ouch.Copy !req
1117. There's the other
birthday girl.Copy !req
1118. - Hi, sweetie.
- Hey, Dad.Copy !req
1119. Um, do you mind if I talk
to Mom alone for a minute?Copy !req
1120. Just some girl talk.Copy !req
1121. Oh. Well, sure.Copy !req
1122. I-I can go run some work calls.Copy !req
1123. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
1124. Is everything okay?Copy !req
1125. Yeah. It's fine.Copy !req
1126. Everything's fine.Copy !req
1127. Oh, shit, how do I do this?Copy !req
1128. Do what, sweetie?
What's wrong?Copy !req
1129. Mom...Copy !req
1130. I really want you to know
how much I love you.Copy !req
1131. Aw.Copy !req
1132. I love you, too, sweetie.Copy !req
1133. No, Mom, I'm serious.Copy !req
1134. You know, people say
"I love you"Copy !req
1135. all the time, but...Copy !req
1136. it's not until you can't say it
to that person's face anymoreCopy !req
1137. that you really realize
how much you mean it.Copy !req
1138. You are so beautiful
and so amazing.Copy !req
1139. And I just hope I can becomeCopy !req
1140. half of the woman
that you are one day.Copy !req
1141. Are you kidding?Copy !req
1142. I'm the woman I am
because I had you.Copy !req
1143. You know, I never really
told anyone this before,Copy !req
1144. but when I was pregnant with
you, I was scared shitless.Copy !req
1145. No.Copy !req
1146. But then,
the moment I held you,Copy !req
1147. something inside of me
changed instantly.Copy !req
1148. The best kind of love
does that.Copy !req
1149. It changes you.Copy !req
1150. It makes you a better person.Copy !req
1151. Oh, God, I'm so stupid.Copy !req
1152. I really thought I could
have it all, but I can't.Copy !req
1153. Oh, honey, nobody can.Copy !req
1154. But guess what.Copy !req
1155. That's okay.Copy !req
1156. You'll get what you need.Copy !req
1157. I hope so.Copy !req
1158. Aw. Come here.Copy !req
1159. Aw.Copy !req
1160. Am I crushing you?Copy !req
1161. Nope.Copy !req
1162. You're always gonna be
my little girl.Copy !req
1163. Happy birthday to youCopy !req
1164. Happy birthday, Tree and MomCopy !req
1165. Happy birthday to you.Copy !req
1166. Make a wish.Copy !req
1167. You ready?Copy !req
1168. Wait.Copy !req
1169. Um, look.Copy !req
1170. I know this is probably
pretty confusing.Copy !req
1171. I mean, you guys have only
known me for a couple hours,Copy !req
1172. but I've known you for weeks.Copy !req
1173. You've all worked
really, really hardCopy !req
1174. to try to send me home.Copy !req
1175. So thank you.Copy !req
1176. Well, jury's still out
on whether you're totally nuts,Copy !req
1177. but, uh...Copy !req
1178. glad we could help.Copy !req
1179. Okay, Ryan, light her up.Copy !req
1180. S-So, in this other dimension,
do we...Copy !req
1181. do we know each other?Copy !req
1182. You could say that.Copy !req
1183. 17 seconds.Copy !req
1184. 16, 15, 14...Copy !req
1185. What did I tell you
about turning that thing on?Copy !req
1186. - Uh-oh.
- Wait. This isn't supposed to happen yet.Copy !req
1187. You're not supposed to come
until tomorrow.Copy !req
1188. Turn that thing off now.Copy !req
1189. No, don't!Copy !req
1190. - No, no, no, no!
- No, no!Copy !req
1191. No, wait, please.
You can't do this.Copy !req
1192. - And who are you?
- I am a student here.Copy !req
1193. Oh, well, keep this
little attitude up,Copy !req
1194. and we'll change that.Copy !req
1195. Get that thing out of here.Copy !req
1196. - No, please d-don't.
- Hey, watch it, beefcake.Copy !req
1197. - Don't. Don't.
- We spent 18 months on that thing.Copy !req
1198. Please, please don't. Please.Copy !req
1199. Well, don't manhandle her.Copy !req
1200. Take...Copy !req
1201. Well, where are you taking her?Copy !req
1202. My office, where it will
remain under lock and key.Copy !req
1203. Look, okay, it's a setback.
I get it.Copy !req
1204. Right, but we just
reset the day and try again.Copy !req
1205. No. You don't understand.Copy !req
1206. I keep getting weaker
every time I come back.Copy !req
1207. I don't know
how many chances I have left.Copy !req
1208. For all I know,
this could be it.Copy !req
1209. If I die again,
I could stay dead.Copy !req
1210. - Hmm, that's a problem.
- No shit.Copy !req
1211. Unless...Copy !req
1212. Unless we steal it back.Copy !req
1213. Steal it?Copy !req
1214. Well, I mean, you know,Copy !req
1215. it's not even
technically stealing, is it?Copy !req
1216. It's your property.Copy !req
1217. Whoa, whoa, guys,
I don't know about this.Copy !req
1218. Like, if we get caught
and I get expelled,Copy !req
1219. my parents are gonna hang me
by the nut sack.Copy !req
1220. I'm with him.Copy !req
1221. Except for the "nut sack" part,
obviously.Copy !req
1222. Are you kidding me? Are...Copy !req
1223. No. I'm sorry to throw
a bag of dog shitCopy !req
1224. on your front porch here,
but I...Copy !req
1225. This is all on you guys.Copy !req
1226. You created this mess,Copy !req
1227. so you're obligated
to help her out of it.Copy !req
1228. Besides,
if she dies again tonight,Copy !req
1229. that's blood on your hands.Copy !req
1230. That's a little dramatic.Copy !req
1231. He's right.Copy !req
1232. This is our fault.Copy !req
1233. So we fix it.Copy !req
1234. That's what scientists do.Copy !req
1235. We solve the problem.Copy !req
1236. So, Dean Bronson's office
is in this building here,Copy !req
1237. and the fastest route back
to the lab is this path here.Copy !req
1238. And check this out, guys.
Dean Bronson spendsCopy !req
1239. every evening knitting in
the faculty lounge over here.Copy !req
1240. - Wait, what? He knits?
- I think he used to smoke,Copy !req
1241. and then his wife
made him quit, and, uh...Copy !req
1242. Oh, by the way, shockingly hot.Copy !req
1243. - Samar?
- Hmm?Copy !req
1244. Could we do the-the thing
we're...Copy !req
1245. - we're doing right now?
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
1246. Right. Sorry.
Um, okay.Copy !req
1247. So, we need to get the keys
to his office,Copy !req
1248. sneak over to admissions,
break into the dean's office,Copy !req
1249. grab Sissy,
wheel her back to the labCopy !req
1250. without anyone from security
seeing us,Copy !req
1251. get Dean Bronson's keys
back to himCopy !req
1252. without him ever knowing
they were gone,Copy !req
1253. power up Sissy,
run diagnostics,Copy !req
1254. flip the switch, and bam...
Tree's backCopy !req
1255. in whatever wack-ass dimension
she came from,Copy !req
1256. and we... well, we just
saved the damn day.Copy !req
1257. Okay.Copy !req
1258. Sounds awesome.Copy !req
1259. - How do we do that?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1260. - Of course.
- Okay, well,Copy !req
1261. we obviously need a diversion.Copy !req
1262. So we just got to find a way
to distract Dean Bronson.Copy !req
1263. Uh, she picked the ringtone,
all right? I...Copy !req
1264. Hey, babe.Copy !req
1265. Yeah, uh, you okay?Copy !req
1266. - I-I have an idea.
- Okay.Copy !req
1267. What if we actually
go through...Copy !req
1268. With Ryan and them and...Copy !req
1269. - Danielle, hi.
- She's not...Copy !req
1270. So, we have
a little favor to ask.Copy !req
1271. I feel suspect at best.Copy !req
1272. Let's just put our face in.Copy !req
1273. Hey, baby.Copy !req
1274. Oh. Okay, sorry.Copy !req
1275. - Clearly, she's a little on edge.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1276. - That's right.
- Give her some room to breathe...Copy !req
1277. Preach.Copy !req
1278. Can I help you?Copy !req
1279. Oh, perdón.Copy !req
1280. I appear to be, uh, very lost.Copy !req
1281. Roger Bronson.
I'm the dean of the school.Copy !req
1282. Oh, bonjour.Copy !req
1283. My name is, uh, Amelie Le Pew.Copy !req
1284. Oh. You must be with
the exchange program.Copy !req
1285. Ah, oui, oui.Copy !req
1286. Monsieur, may I know your face?Copy !req
1287. I'm sorry?Copy !req
1288. Oh.Copy !req
1289. - My. Oh, my.
- Oh, my!Copy !req
1290. What strong features.Copy !req
1291. Thank you.Copy !req
1292. You must be French.Copy !req
1293. Your hand smells like cheese.Copy !req
1294. I don't eat cheese.Copy !req
1295. Ah, I am, uh...Copy !req
1296. uh, lactose intolerant.Copy !req
1297. Oh, quelle dommage.Copy !req
1298. Uh, uh... uh, where are you
trying to get to?Copy !req
1299. Uh, le café.Copy !req
1300. Oh, you must mean
the cafeteria.Copy !req
1301. - I'm happy to show you. Here, here. I can...
- Uh, whoa!Copy !req
1302. Oh, oh! Oh, don't move!
You'll trip.Copy !req
1303. Oh, marbles.Copy !req
1304. Marbles! Marbles everywhere.Copy !req
1305. Go, go, go, go.Copy !req
1306. Oh, boy.Copy !req
1307. Oh.Copy !req
1308. - Careful.
- Whew!Copy !req
1309. Whoa.
Pretty quick there.Copy !req
1310. Hold on, now.
Just stay put, okay?Copy !req
1311. I just need to, uh,
grab my keys.Copy !req
1312. Whoa!Copy !req
1313. Oh! Not the tapestry.Copy !req
1314. Oh, geez.Copy !req
1315. - Oh. Oh, Lord.
- Oh, oh, oh! Oh, no!Copy !req
1316. Oh, no. It's so dark.Copy !req
1317. Move toward the light.Copy !req
1318. Oh, sorry,
that was insensitive.Copy !req
1319. Come on.Copy !req
1320. - Come on, come on, come on.
- I'm trying.Copy !req
1321. Stop rolling. Okay.Copy !req
1322. You're not helping.
The other way.Copy !req
1323. - Sissy.
- Go, go.Copy !req
1324. Go around, go around.Copy !req
1325. This way.Copy !req
1326. Samar. Samar.Copy !req
1327. Okay, okay.Copy !req
1328. Here we go. Up. Up.Copy !req
1329. Oh, God.Copy !req
1330. Here's your cane.Copy !req
1331. You really must stop
wandering around.Copy !req
1332. - Gracias. Okay.
- Okay. Shall we?Copy !req
1333. Ah, forgot my keys.Copy !req
1334. - Oh, God!
- Oh, no, mon Dieu.Copy !req
1335. God!Copy !req
1336. Oh, that's a lot of blood.Copy !req
1337. Jesus, be careful
with that thing.Copy !req
1338. - I am so sorry.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
1339. Oh, I don't think the cane
is a good idea for you.Copy !req
1340. You need a Seeing Eye dog.Copy !req
1341. Checkmate.Copy !req
1342. Hey. How's it going?Copy !req
1343. We're on it.Copy !req
1344. Guys, we've got less
than three hoursCopy !req
1345. to make this happen.Copy !req
1346. Not gonna lie...
it's gonna be close.Copy !req
1347. Shit.Copy !req
1348. If I don't stop the killer,
Lori's gonna die.Copy !req
1349. Stay here.Copy !req
1350. What? Why?Copy !req
1351. Just promise me
you'll stay here.Copy !req
1352. Can I borrow this?Copy !req
1353. Uh, y-yeah, sure.Copy !req
1354. Okay.Copy !req
1355. W-Wait, where are you going?Copy !req
1356. Tree!Copy !req
1357. Sorry, bad timing.Copy !req
1358. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
1359. Okay, you can put it away.Copy !req
1360. Come on, put it away.Copy !req
1361. Okay, now slowly turn around.Copy !req
1362. This is a really bad idea.Copy !req
1363. There's a killer
on the loose here.Copy !req
1364. Go get help.Copy !req
1365. - What?
- Go!Copy !req
1366. She's got a gun!
She's got a gun!Copy !req
1367. Lori, move.Copy !req
1368. - What?
- Come on, we've got to move.Copy !req
1369. - What's happening?
- I'll explain later. Move!Copy !req
1370. What is this?Copy !req
1371. You're not blind.Copy !req
1372. I'm gonna kill them.Copy !req
1373. I'm going to kill them!Copy !req
1374. He's onto us.Copy !req
1375. Babe, can you also get
my sunglasses back?Copy !req
1376. I just got those.Copy !req
1377. Okay, okay, come on. Yes.Copy !req
1378. Get it open now.Copy !req
1379. Get it, get it.Copy !req
1380. Bash it in.Copy !req
1381. - Keep 'em out.
- We're trying!Copy !req
1382. Get it open now!Copy !req
1383. Oh, my God. If I get expelled,
my parents are gonna disown me.Copy !req
1384. Tree, will you please tell me
what's going on?Copy !req
1385. At first, I thought
he was trying to kill me,Copy !req
1386. - but it's you he's after.
- Who?Copy !req
1387. It's over, Gregory.Copy !req
1388. What? Why?Copy !req
1389. His wife found out
about your affair.Copy !req
1390. So he stole a page
from your old playbook.Copy !req
1391. He set Tombs free,
knowing that everyoneCopy !req
1392. would think that he killed you.Copy !req
1393. And the secret of your affair
would die with you.Copy !req
1394. Bravo.Copy !req
1395. Well done, indeed.Copy !req
1396. Once a douchebag,
always a douchebag.Copy !req
1397. I'm sorry, do I know you?Copy !req
1398. Stay back, asshole.Copy !req
1399. Put your back into it!Copy !req
1400. Try harder.Copy !req
1401. You guys got to get back
into the gym, man.Copy !req
1402. Ryan, we can't hold it
much longer.Copy !req
1403. Come on, come on.Copy !req
1404. You hear that?Copy !req
1405. You're gonna rot in prison.Copy !req
1406. I don't think so.Copy !req
1407. You see,
there's one little detailCopy !req
1408. you failed to realize
in all this.Copy !req
1409. Oh, really? What's that?Copy !req
1410. Me.Copy !req
1411. Lori!Copy !req
1412. You really think
I was gonna letCopy !req
1413. a little whore like that
ruin my life?Copy !req
1414. Gregory, kill her.Copy !req
1415. Would you like
to do the honors?Copy !req
1416. Don't mind if I do.Copy !req
1417. Oh, wait. I almost forgot.Copy !req
1418. I want a divorce.Copy !req
1419. Now, where were we?Copy !req
1420. Hey!Copy !req
1421. Aw, look who brought
a screwdriver to a gunfight.Copy !req
1422. Wait.Copy !req
1423. I have something
I need to tell you.Copy !req
1424. What?Copy !req
1425. You're screwed.Copy !req
1426. Turn it off, you bitch.Copy !req
1427. No. No, no, no, no,
no, no, wait. Wait!Copy !req
1428. Ready? Come on.Copy !req
1429. There you go. I got you.Copy !req
1430. I got you.Copy !req
1431. All right. Yep.Copy !req
1432. Oh, my God. Are you okay?Copy !req
1433. I guess this is a pretty good
place to get shot, huh?Copy !req
1434. I'll lift you up now,
all right?Copy !req
1435. - You're gonna be okay.
- You're good.Copy !req
1436. It's okay, it's okay.Copy !req
1437. You're okay.Copy !req
1438. Lori, I...Copy !req
1439. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1440. For what?Copy !req
1441. You just saved my life.Copy !req
1442. I just...Copy !req
1443. I wish things
could have been different.Copy !req
1444. I'm sorry,
but we need to move her.Copy !req
1445. Hang in there, hon.Copy !req
1446. Hey.Copy !req
1447. - Hey.
- You okay?Copy !req
1448. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
1449. Yeah, I'm fine. I...Copy !req
1450. I thought I told you
to stay put.Copy !req
1451. Yeah, well...Copy !req
1452. sorry, couldn't help myself.Copy !req
1453. I think it's time.Copy !req
1454. I hope you realize I'm only
going back for one reason.Copy !req
1455. Oh, man.Copy !req
1456. My Yoo-hoo.Copy !req
1457. Danielle?Copy !req
1458. Who?Copy !req
1459. Hi.Copy !req
1460. Oh, my God.
I think I just shit my pants.Copy !req
1461. Just doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
1462. Yes, it does.Copy !req
1463. It acted like a slingshot.Copy !req
1464. When she jumped back
into this dimension,Copy !req
1465. the vacuum created
by the centripetal forceCopy !req
1466. closed the loop.Copy !req
1467. Who throws away
a perfectly good churro?Copy !req
1468. Oh, no, don't.Copy !req
1469. Uh-oh. This looks bad.Copy !req
1470. Ryan Phan?Copy !req
1471. Uh, maybe.Copy !req
1472. I'm Dr. Isaac Parker.
I'm here on behalf of DARPA.Copy !req
1473. We'd appreciate it
if you'd come with usCopy !req
1474. to answer some questions.Copy !req
1475. All of you.Copy !req
1476. Are we in trouble?Copy !req
1477. Please, right this way.Copy !req
1478. Dr. Kalibato to Robotics.Copy !req
1479. Holy shit.Copy !req
1480. Sissy.Copy !req
1481. Hope you don't mind us
borrowing her.Copy !req
1482. What you've created here
is truly remarkable.Copy !req
1483. Suck it, Dean Bronson.Copy !req
1484. We've been having
some difficultiesCopy !req
1485. understanding
how the device operates.Copy !req
1486. We figured you could help.Copy !req
1487. There's so many different algorithms.Copy !req
1488. It'll be tough to find
the right one to make it work.Copy !req
1489. I might be able to help with that.Copy !req
1490. Great.Copy !req
1491. So, we just need to find
a test subject.Copy !req
1492. Wait, you... you want to trap
somebody in a time loop?Copy !req
1493. That's messed up.Copy !req
1494. Unless they deserve it.Copy !req
1495. I think I have the perfect recruit.Copy !req