1. Good boy.Copy !req
2. Watch it, watch it.Copy !req
3. Frank, no!Copy !req
4. Told you
not to do that.Copy !req
5. Spare any change?Copy !req
6. Sorry, man.
I don't have any money.Copy !req
7. Yeah, right.Copy !req
8. Sorry, bro.Copy !req
9. Watch it, man.Copy !req
10. Hey. Stop global warming.
So sorry, no speak English.Copy !req
11. Okay.
So sorry.Copy !req
12. Excuse me. Would you
like to sign this
to stop global warming?Copy !req
13. Shut up!Copy !req
14. I'm having bad dreamsCopy !req
15. I lie awake...Copy !req
16. Oh, you're taking forever!Copy !req
17. She's back?
Out.Copy !req
18. I'm not sleeping
in my car again. It smells
like Hot Pockets and feet.Copy !req
19. Get out!
I just want clean underwear.Copy !req
20. It's my room too.Copy !req
21. Oh, my God. Answer me, Ryan.Copy !req
22. Oh, my God. Answer me, Ryan.Copy !req
23. What?Copy !req
24. Ryan, dude.
Oh, my God. Get over here
right now, man.Copy !req
25. This is crazy. Oh, my God.
You're not gonna believe this.Copy !req
26. Fool, I understood
two percent of that.
Dude, just come now.Copy !req
27. Where?Copy !req
28. Dude! Dude.Copy !req
29. What?
You need
to get in here right now.Copy !req
30. Huh? This better
be good, man.
It is.Copy !req
31. Come on, come on.Copy !req
32. Right?Copy !req
33. Point-seven millinewtons of energy.Copy !req
34. God. That's, like, huge.Copy !req
35. When?
Yesterday. 12:01 a.m.Copy !req
36. Damn. This is crazy, man.Copy !req
37. Yeah, but, Ryan,
we have no idea
what set the device off.Copy !req
38. Lab was locked.Copy !req
39. It's almost like
it decided to fire
on its own.Copy !req
40. That's it! I've had it!Copy !req
41. Oh, shit.Copy !req
42. Hey. Where you guys going?Copy !req
43. It's churro day
at the cafeteria.
Nom, nom.Copy !req
44. Dean Bronson, hi.Copy !req
45. Love the tie.
Are those cats?Copy !req
46. Turkish angora.
Don't change the subject.Copy !req
47. What subject?
That!Copy !req
48. We've had
four rolling blackouts,Copy !req
49. fried electrical circuits,
broken bulbs all over campus.Copy !req
50. And it's all
because of your little
science project.Copy !req
51. It's my thesis project.
It's an abject failure.Copy !req
52. This university's
science department
prides itselfCopy !req
53. on pioneering forward-thinking
ideas that yield results.Copy !req
54. Results that lead to patents.
Do you see how it works?Copy !req
55. So, it's just about money?
Yes, Mr. Phan.Copy !req
56. I hate to shatter
your illusions,Copy !req
57. but somebody
has to keep the lights on
around here,Copy !req
58. something you seem hell-bent
on stopping, literally.Copy !req
59. Consider this joke
of a project suspended,
effective immediately.Copy !req
60. What?
That's right.Copy !req
61. I've already called
Professor Boner.
It's pronounced "Bonner."Copy !req
62. And he's in total agreement
with my request.Copy !req
63. I'm sending security
to come and collect
this energy-sucking doohickeyCopy !req
64. by 6:00 today.Copy !req
65. You can't just take her.
Watch me.Copy !req
66. I suggest you wrap up
whatever business you have
left here, capisce?Copy !req
67. Hello?Copy !req
68. What the hell?Copy !req
69. Hey, shit bags! While you
were off playing games,
our project got shut down.Copy !req
70. I hope you're happy!Copy !req
71. What is wrong with you?
Why are you sneaking up on me?Copy !req
72. I was bringing you a...Copy !req
73. Well, now
it's covered in bacteria.
So, that's two dollars wasted.Copy !req
74. So ungrateful.Copy !req
75. Good boy.Copy !req
76. Frank, no!Copy !req
77. Told you not to do that.Copy !req
78. Dude, what's your problem?
I'm so sorry, man.Copy !req
79. So sorry.Copy !req
80. Dick.Copy !req
81. Sorry, bro.Copy !req
82. Shut up!Copy !req
83. I'm having bad dreamsCopy !req
84. I lie awake...Copy !req
85. Oh, you're taking forever!Copy !req
86. Out.Copy !req
87. Ryan.Copy !req
88. Dude...Copy !req
89. I am tripping right now.Copy !req
90. Yeah, no shit.Copy !req
91. No. No, no, seriously.
I'm having that thing.Copy !req
92. You know? What's it called?Copy !req
93. When you feel like
you've already lived
through something before.Copy !req
94. Déjà vu?
Yes, that.Copy !req
95. I feel like
I've totally lived
through this day already.Copy !req
96. Oh, my God. Answer me, Ryan.Copy !req
97. Ryan, dude.
Oh, my God. Get over here
right now, man.Copy !req
98. This is crazy. Oh, my God.Copy !req
99. I gotta call you back.Copy !req
100. Okay. Just breathe.
Just breathe.Copy !req
101. Listen to me.Copy !req
102. The day reset
when you died, right?Copy !req
103. Yeah. Some psycho dude
in a baby mask attacked me.Copy !req
104. But it was just
a dream, right?Copy !req
105. Tombs is dead.
So is Lori.Copy !req
106. Then who's the killer
this time?Copy !req
107. Uh, hello? Will someone
please explain what the hell
is going on?Copy !req
108. Okay. Recap.Copy !req
109. So, I was stuck
reliving the same day,
Monday, the 18th,Copy !req
110. over and over and over againCopy !req
111. until someone wearing
a Bayfield Baby mask
murdered meCopy !req
112. on the night of my birthday.Copy !req
113. I had no idea who it was
because I was such
a crazy bitchCopy !req
114. and so many people
hated my guts.Copy !req
115. So, at Carter's suggestion,
I made a list of suspects.Copy !req
116. Turns out it was
my roommate, Lori,Copy !req
117. who kept on helping
a serial killer escape
from the hospital,Copy !req
118. hoping it would look like
he murdered me when, in fact,
it was her all along.Copy !req
119. And all because
she was jealous
of an affair I was havingCopy !req
120. with my college professor,
Gregory, who's married.Copy !req
121. Yeah, I know. Pretty shitty.
But anyways...Copy !req
122. I finally kicked Lori's
crazy ass out a window
and killed her,Copy !req
123. which broke the loop,
or so I thought.Copy !req
124. But now it only looks like
I passed the loop on to you.Copy !req
125. And you're gonna
be stuck reliving this dayCopy !req
126. until we figure out
how to stop it.Copy !req
127. Of course.Copy !req
128. I'm still dreaming.Copy !req
129. Wait. What?
- It's like lnception.Copy !req
130. It's a dream within a dream.Copy !req
131. Bro, you're not dreaming.Copy !req
132. Ryan, we...Copy !req
133. I'm trying
to wake myself up.Copy !req
134. There. See?
You're not dreaming.
Why'd you hit my penis?Copy !req
135. Why are you acting like this?Copy !req
136. You smacked my dick.
That's rude.Copy !req
137. I barely touched you.Copy !req
138. Okay.Copy !req
139. Show me where you died.Copy !req
140. Back there.
Storage closet.Copy !req
141. Hey. Give me that.Copy !req
142. I can handle myself.Copy !req
143. You've died enough,
haven't you?Copy !req
144. Bash his head in.Copy !req
145. Samar, you asshole!Copy !req
146. Why'd you hit me?
Why do you keep
sneaking up on me?Copy !req
147. Ah, I think
my cheekbone's broken.Copy !req
148. What is happening in here?
Ryan broke my cheekbone!Copy !req
149. Was it him?
No.Copy !req
150. He was here
when I died before.Copy !req
151. What?
Where'd you get that mask?Copy !req
152. It was just
laying in the hallway.
Somebody must've dropped it.Copy !req
153. That's it! I've had it!Copy !req
154. Wait, wait. Where you going?Copy !req
155. Uh, churro day
at the cafeteria.
Nom, nom.Copy !req
156. We've had
four rolling blackouts,
fried electrical circuits,Copy !req
157. broken bulbs all over campus.Copy !req
158. And it's all
because of your little
science project.Copy !req
159. Wait.Copy !req
160. What science project?Copy !req
161. The Sisyphus
Quantum Cooling Reactor.Copy !req
162. We call it Sisy
for short.Copy !req
163. You see all these?Copy !req
164. They're proton lasers.
And when they fire,Copy !req
165. they cool the centrifuge
right here to almost
below one nanokelvin.Copy !req
166. So, basically,
we're trying to proveCopy !req
167. that time can be slowed down
on a molecular level.Copy !req
168. It hasn't worked yet,
but we did find
some promising dataCopy !req
169. after the device
fired the other night.Copy !req
170. When?Copy !req
171. 12:01 a.m. Yesterday.Copy !req
172. Monday, the 18th.Copy !req
173. What?Copy !req
174. You created
the time loop, dummy.Copy !req
175. That's impossible.
That's not what Sisy
was designed to do.Copy !req
176. I don't know
what to tell you.Copy !req
177. Well, maybe
we're just discovering
what it actually does.Copy !req
178. An unintended reaction.Copy !req
179. Maybe we thought
we were slowing time, but
what if we looped it instead?Copy !req
180. Now you're stuck in this day.Copy !req
181. Congrats.Copy !req
182. Oh, and by the way,
you're gonna die,Copy !req
183. again and again and again.Copy !req
184. Carter, tell your girlfriend
to stop trying to scare me.Copy !req
185. Oh, she's not my girlfriend.Copy !req
186. Oh, wait.
Are you my girlfriend?
Kinda.Copy !req
187. Guys, are you done
talking about
your relationship status?Copy !req
188. Because she just said
I'm gonna die.Copy !req
189. And you need to figure out
how to close the loopCopy !req
190. before the killer
finds you again.Copy !req
191. But I don't know
how it happened.Copy !req
192. It just fired on its own.Copy !req
193. Oh, God.Copy !req
194. Danielle, hi.Copy !req
195. Where were you?
What do you mean?Copy !req
196. You ditched our house meeting.
It was canceled.Copy !req
197. When?Copy !req
198. Um, after I kicked
my murdering roommate
out of a window.Copy !req
199. Exactly. Who's gonna
pledge Kappa now that
we have a death curse?Copy !req
200. We're in crisis mode, Tree.Copy !req
201. Ew.Copy !req
202. Who are these people?Copy !req
203. Hi.
Uh, I'm Samar.Copy !req
204. Hey, samosa,
my head's the middle one.Copy !req
205. Anyhoo, call me as soon as
you're done with your creepy
little Comic-Con meeting. Ugh.Copy !req
206. Did she just
call me "samosa"?
Yep.Copy !req
207. You think she likes samosas?
- No.Copy !req
208. Guys, focus.
I don't wanna die.Copy !req
209. On the bright side,
you'll come back.
I died 11 times.Copy !req
210. Eleven? Hell no.
That shit hurts.Copy !req
211. Wait a minute.
Guys, I have an idea.Copy !req
212. We just need to find
the safest possible place
and wait it out there.Copy !req
213. Where?Copy !req
214. What?Copy !req
215. There's safety in numbers.Copy !req
216. More like hiding
in plain sight.Copy !req
217. Who picks a creepy baby
for a mascot, anyway?Copy !req
218. I knew
I should have gone to MlT.Copy !req
219. He traveled!Copy !req
220. Airball!Copy !req
221. Is that you and your mom?Copy !req
222. That's cute.Copy !req
223. I was thinking.Copy !req
224. It's ironic.Copy !req
225. Here I thought I was
stuck in the same day
for some big cosmic reason.Copy !req
226. Facing my mom's death.Copy !req
227. It had nothing
to do with her.Copy !req
228. Turns out it was just
some big scientific fluke.Copy !req
229. That doesn't make it
mean any less, does it?Copy !req
230. I guess not.Copy !req
231. You got a little something
right here. Yep. Uh-huh.Copy !req
232. Yeah.Copy !req
233. Sorry.Copy !req
234. You're such a grandpa.Copy !req
235. Yeah, well,
you fell for it, so...Copy !req
236. Please make
your way to the nearest exit
in an orderly fashion.Copy !req
237. This is not a drill.Copy !req
238. Please make your way
to the nearest exit
in an orderly fashion.Copy !req
239. Again, this is not a drill.Copy !req
240. Hey, watch it!Copy !req
241. Guys! Wait up!Copy !req
242. Don't push me!Copy !req
243. Hey,
I can't find my phone.Copy !req
244. Help! Help! Please!Copy !req
245. Help!Copy !req
246. Help!Copy !req
247. What was that?Copy !req
248. Down here.Copy !req
249. Holy shit.Copy !req
250. Are you okay?
Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
251. Well, damn. Good job.
I've had a little practice.Copy !req
252. What the hell? I thought
you were the killer.Copy !req
253. You should have
said something.
But I was looking for you.Copy !req
254. Well, who is it?Copy !req
255. Only one way to find out.Copy !req
256. What the...Copy !req
257. Are you sure
you don't have
a twin brother?Copy !req
258. Maybe you were
separated at birth.
Of course, I'm sure.Copy !req
259. Oh, shit.Copy !req
260. "Oh, shit" is right.
Who are you?
Who do you think I am, dummy?Copy !req
261. It's you.Copy !req
262. What the hell
is going on here?Copy !req
263. Look, I was trying
to close the loop.Copy !req
264. But, somehow,
I got knocked into
a parallel time loop.Copy !req
265. We're all in serious danger.Copy !req
266. The longer we exist
in the same dimension,
the worse things will get.Copy !req
267. It's a butterfly effect.
You have to kill him!Copy !req
268. Me?Copy !req
269. He's going
to create bigger problems
if you do not stop him.Copy !req
270. Kill him, now!Copy !req
271. No, screw that.
Kill him.Copy !req
272. You're wasting
your time. Do it!Copy !req
273. Dude, I'm your friend.
Not him.Copy !req
274. You know what?
Screw this. I'll just
take care of it myself.Copy !req
275. Stop him!Copy !req
276. Wait, Ryan.
Maybe you should stop.Copy !req
277. Look at him, he's crazy.Copy !req
278. I'm the one who designed this.
I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
279. You don't understand
what you're doing!
Shut up, fake Ryan!Copy !req
280. Ryan, this doesn't
feel right.Copy !req
281. Ryan, stop!Copy !req
282. But a parsec is a measure
of distance, not time.Copy !req
283. Okay, so now
you're gonna call
Han Solo a liar?Copy !req
284. No, I'm saying
if a normal Kessel Run is...Copy !req
285. Dre, help me!Copy !req
286. Come on!Copy !req
287. Dude, did you dose
my Yoo-hoo again?Copy !req
288. What did I tell you
about turning that thing on?Copy !req
289. Turn it off now.Copy !req
290. Turn it off now!
Just get him.
Get the man. Get him!Copy !req
291. Back off! Back off!Copy !req
292. Ryan, just turn it off, man.
Ryan, what are you doing?Copy !req
293. Guys, take
the wrench from him.
He's a college student.Copy !req
294. It's just a wrench.
Don't be scared of him.Copy !req
295. Okay, all right.
Just unplug it.
Unplug the machine. Unplug it!Copy !req
296. No!Copy !req
297. Shut up!Copy !req
298. Oh, hey, you're up.Copy !req
299. Yeah, I wasn't sure if you
wanted to sleep in or not.Copy !req
300. Yeah, it's my birthday
And I ain't gotta...Copy !req
301. Tree?Copy !req
302. No fucking way.Copy !req
303. Hey, I folded
your clothes for you.Copy !req
304. Ryan! Get in here right now!Copy !req
305. Wait a minute,
you two know each other?Copy !req
306. Yes!
No.Copy !req
307. Ryan, you dumb-ass!Copy !req
308. You sent me back!Copy !req
309. What?
It's Monday, the 18th!Copy !req
310. I don't believe this.Copy !req
311. I just got out.
How could you do this to me?Copy !req
312. Uh, who's this
crazy white girl?Copy !req
313. Maybe it was
a bad dream or something.Copy !req
314. You're right.
It is a bad dream.Copy !req
315. It's a nightmare!Copy !req
316. This sucks!Copy !req
317. It sucks the biggest
mega balls in the history
of shitty ball-suckery.Copy !req
318. I'm okay.Copy !req
319. You sure?
Yes.Copy !req
320. He just needs
to fix this. Now.Copy !req
321. This is a joke, right?Copy !req
322. I wish.Copy !req
323. Look.Copy !req
324. Ryan, we need
to go to your lab,
turn on Sisy,Copy !req
325. and figure out
how to send me back.Copy !req
326. How do you know
about Sisy?Copy !req
327. Oh, my God. Just...Copy !req
328. Let's go.Copy !req
329. Ándale, people.Copy !req
330. Hey. Stop global warming?Copy !req
331. A simple "no, thanks"
would do!Copy !req
332. Sorry!Copy !req
333. This is the same day.
Same day, same day, same day!Copy !req
334. I can't hear you!Copy !req
335. You take one down,
pass it aroundCopy !req
336. Keep going.Copy !req
337. Hey, you haven't
returned any...
You are gay.Copy !req
338. Wait, where are you going?
The lab's back that way.Copy !req
339. I have some business
to take care of first.Copy !req
340. You sneaky little biatch.Copy !req
341. That's weird.Copy !req
342. What?
She was supposed to be here.Copy !req
343. Who?Copy !req
344. Uh...Copy !req
345. Never mind.Copy !req
346. She finally rolls in.Copy !req
347. Where is it?
Where's what?Copy !req
348. Oh, hey, Carter.
Hey.Copy !req
349. Where's the cupcake?
What cupcake?Copy !req
350. The one you made
for my birthday.
The one you poisoned.Copy !req
351. That cupcake.Copy !req
352. I'm serious.
Look.Copy !req
353. I don't know what stupid joke
Danielle put you up to,Copy !req
354. but there's no cupcake.Copy !req
355. Sorry.Copy !req
356. All right, I gotta go.
I'm pulling a double for Jen.Copy !req
357. She's got the flu.Copy !req
358. Happy birthday, though.Copy !req
359. Toodles.Copy !req
360. Something's wrong.Copy !req
361. What?
I don't know.Copy !req
362. It's different.Copy !req
363. There were two of me?Copy !req
364. Yes. That is how
this whole thing happened.Copy !req
365. You know,
this kinda reminds me
of Back to the Future ll.Copy !req
366. Totally.
Right?Copy !req
367. You know, with Marty McFly?Copy !req
368. Doc?Copy !req
369. The DeLorean?
Sorry.Copy !req
370. Are you serious?
You've never seen
Back to the Future?Copy !req
371. No, l...Copy !req
372. How do you...
Wait.Copy !req
373. Oh, my God.
Does this mean that...Copy !req
374. Does this mean
that there are two of me?Copy !req
375. I highly doubt it.Copy !req
376. It's almost
impossible to create
a holographic universe.Copy !req
377. You're probably stuck
in a quantum cyclic dimension.Copy !req
378. There's only one of you hereCopy !req
379. because the other you
got knocked into
a parallel dimensionCopy !req
380. somewhere in the multiverse.Copy !req
381. Okay, Ryan.Copy !req
382. Thanks for clearing that up.
That was super helpful.Copy !req
383. You never heard of
the multiverse theory?Copy !req
384. Do I look like someone
who knows what
a multiverse is?Copy !req
385. Okay, look.
This is our universe.
Okay? Now, look.Copy !req
386. In theory, the universe
has six dimensions.Copy !req
387. Now, if what
you're saying is true,Copy !req
388. then maybe you woke up
on the same day...Copy !req
389. But not in the same dimension.Copy !req
390. That would explain
the anomalies.Copy !req
391. So, how different
are we talking here?Copy !req
392. Well, it depends.Copy !req
393. Oh, shit. I forgot
our house meeting.Copy !req
394. Danielle, I'm sorry, I just...
- Hey, babe.Copy !req
395. You doing all right?Copy !req
396. Hi, Ry.Copy !req
397. Hey, Danielle.Copy !req
398. Did that look real?Copy !req
399. I'm auditioning
for this year's production
of The Miracle Worker.Copy !req
400. Did you know Anne Frank
was blind and deaf?Copy !req
401. Helen Keller.
Excuse me?Copy !req
402. Anne Frank was in the attic.Copy !req
403. Whatever.Copy !req
404. All I know is acting blind
is probably harder
than actually being blind.Copy !req
405. I mean,
the skill set it takes.Copy !req
406. Meryl Streep taped
her eyelids shut just to
prepare for a role. Uh-huh.Copy !req
407. Well...Copy !req
408. Somebody missed
our house meeting today.Copy !req
409. Oh, um...Copy !req
410. I'm sorry, I didn't...
Totes kidding.Copy !req
411. Birthday girls
get a free pass.Copy !req
412. Anyhoo, we picked
this year's charity.Copy !req
413. Are you ready for it?Copy !req
414. We're doing the special needs
art fair again.Copy !req
415. Nice.
You do so much good,
Danielle.Copy !req
416. I really admire that.Copy !req
417. Oh, please.Copy !req
418. It just warms my heart
seeing all those little faces.Copy !req
419. I mean, don't get me wrong.Copy !req
420. Sometimes they try to hug you
too long, and it gets
a little uncomfortable.Copy !req
421. But you just get used to it.Copy !req
422. And at the end
of the day, there is
no greater gift in lifeCopy !req
423. than the love of a child.Copy !req
424. Thank you.Copy !req
425. Tree? You okay?Copy !req
426. Uh...Copy !req
427. Yeah, l...Copy !req
428. Yeah, it's my birthdayCopy !req
429. And now you gotta
pick up the phoneCopy !req
430. Sorry.Copy !req
431. Hey, Dad. Um...Copy !req
432. Uh, yeah, yeah. Sorry,
I'm on my way.
I'll be there in a little bit.Copy !req
433. I have to go. Um...Copy !req
434. Wait, what?
You're leaving?
Uh, yeah.Copy !req
435. I have to meet up
with my dad
for lunch.Copy !req
436. It's a birthday thing.Copy !req
437. Meet me in the lab at 3:00.
We're figuring this out before
it gets any worse.Copy !req
438. Hey, Dad.
Hey.Copy !req
439. Sorry I'm late.
It's okay, sweetie.Copy !req
440. It's just been a weird day.Copy !req
441. Everything okay?Copy !req
442. Uh, yeah.
It's just stuff.
You know.Copy !req
443. How's school?
Um, it's fine, Dad.Copy !req
444. Are you ready to order?
Not yet. We're still
waiting on one more.Copy !req
445. One more?Copy !req
446. Okay,
I'll be right back.Copy !req
447. Mom.Copy !req
448. Mom!Copy !req
449. Hi.Copy !req
450. You're here.Copy !req
451. Oh, you're really here.Copy !req
452. Well, of course I'm here.
It's our day.Copy !req
453. Are you okay?Copy !req
454. Yeah.Copy !req
455. Yeah.Copy !req
456. Oh, God. I'm fine, I'm just...Copy !req
457. It's good to see you.Copy !req
458. Okay.Copy !req
459. Try it now.Copy !req
460. Twenty seconds.Copy !req
461. Yo, is this normal?Copy !req
462. Don't worry.
It's not gonna
blow up again.Copy !req
463. Again?
Ten, nine,Copy !req
464. eight,Copy !req
465. seven, six, five,Copy !req
466. four, three, two...Copy !req
467. Stop!Copy !req
468. Leave it.Copy !req
469. You told me to...
No, I know.
I changed my mind.Copy !req
470. This must be
the crazy white girl.Copy !req
471. Hey! Tree! Wait up.Copy !req
472. Hey.Copy !req
473. Hey. Why the
change of heart?Copy !req
474. Everything's different.
Different how?Copy !req
475. Wait, when were
you gonna tell me?Copy !req
476. Tell you what?
About Danielle.Copy !req
477. Yeah, what about Danielle?Copy !req
478. Apparently
you guys are dating.Copy !req
479. Wait, I thought you knew that.
I mean, you guys live
in the same house.Copy !req
480. Uh, no. I definitely
didn't know.Copy !req
481. But the bigger question is,
does she know?Copy !req
482. Does she know what?Copy !req
483. One of her closest friends
woke up in your bed
this morning.Copy !req
484. You don't think that
that's newsworthy?Copy !req
485. Nothing happened.
I slept in Ryan's bed
last night.Copy !req
486. So, why take me home?Copy !req
487. Because you were...
You were wasted.Copy !req
488. I was afraid you were
gonna fall or choke
on your own vomitCopy !req
489. like Janis Joplin.
Ugh!Copy !req
490. Okay. It's fine,
it's fine, it's fine.Copy !req
491. It's fine. This is how
it's supposed to be.Copy !req
492. My mom's okay.
Lori isn't trying
to kill me.Copy !req
493. I mean, this is the better
version of my life, right?Copy !req
494. What are you...Copy !req
495. She's in a sorority, Gregory.Copy !req
496. Wait a minute.
In this...Copy !req
497. In this other dimension,
were we...
l...Copy !req
498. I can't do this right now.Copy !req
499. No... Tree!Copy !req
500. Are you ready for this?
- l...Copy !req
501. Hold this.
No. Okay.Copy !req
502. And...Copy !req
503. Oh, my God!Copy !req
504. It's so weird.Copy !req
505. Oh, my... This is amazing.Copy !req
506. But I don't think
you have to get another one.Copy !req
507. This is the best...Copy !req
508. None of these
memories are mine.Copy !req
509. I know. I'm just
borrowing it
for tonight.Copy !req
510. What time you
going to the party?
Um...Copy !req
511. l, uh... I can't make it.
Something came up.Copy !req
512. What?Copy !req
513. I mean, we've been
planning this for weeks, Tree.Copy !req
514. No, I know.Copy !req
515. And I know it's a surprise
party. I'm sorry. It's just...Copy !req
516. My parents are in town,
and I need to...Copy !req
517. Our tuition dollars at work.Copy !req
518. Anyhoo, who told
you about the surprise?Copy !req
519. Was it Lori?Copy !req
520. I swear, that girl
really needs to learn
how to keep a secret.Copy !req
521. I don't know what's
going on with you...Copy !req
522. You know what, Tree,
I'm just gonna
come out and say it.Copy !req
523. I have been feeling
so extremely unappreciated
by you...Copy !req
524. that left one officer dead.
Hello?Copy !req
525. Tombs was the subject
of a nationwide manhuntCopy !req
526. that ended after
a five-month pursuit
across four state linesCopy !req
527. that left six female victims.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
528. He's still here.Copy !req
529. He's going to escape!
Call the police!
Who?Copy !req
530. John Tombs.
Just call the police.
What?Copy !req
531. Wait! Don't go in there!Copy !req
532. Shit.Copy !req
533. Excuse me.
What are you doing?Copy !req
534. Drop the ax.
Wait. I can explain.Copy !req
535. Drop it now!Copy !req
536. He's escaped.
He's gonna kill someone.
Face up against the wall.Copy !req
537. No, you don't understand.
Lori let him...
I'm not asking again.Copy !req
538. Please, listen to me.Copy !req
539. My roommate works here.Copy !req
540. She set Tombs free
because she's trying
to blame him,Copy !req
541. but she's gonna kill me!Copy !req
542. I don't know the hell kind
of shit you're on, lady,Copy !req
543. but Tombs is down
in the OR right now.Copy !req
544. Nurse just took him.
Was she tall, dark hair
and a ponytail?Copy !req
545. Let's go.
Ow!Copy !req
546. I know you think I'm crazy,
but you gotta believe me!Copy !req
547. Dispatch,
this is Officer Conrow.Copy !req
548. Have an 11-55 at the hospital.
Need immediate assistance.Copy !req
549. Come on.Copy !req
550. I know it's you, Lori!Copy !req
551. What? Oh, my...Copy !req
552. Oh, my God.
I thought you were...Copy !req
553. Are you okay?
What the hell is going on?
Who was that?Copy !req
554. Tombs escaped.
He's trying to kill me.Copy !req
555. No, Tree, that's not possible.
I just took him
down to the OR.Copy !req
556. What's happening?Copy !req
557. l... I don't know.Copy !req
558. Oh, my God, he cut the power.Copy !req
559. Just stay calm.Copy !req
560. Just stay calm.Copy !req
561. Shit!Copy !req
562. Okay, come on.Copy !req
563. Come on.Copy !req
564. Where the hell are we?Copy !req
565. This must be
one of the floors
under construction.Copy !req
566. Come on.
There's an emergency exit
on the other end.Copy !req
567. Wait.Copy !req
568. Grab that.Copy !req
569. Okay.Copy !req
570. Come on.Copy !req
571. What?Copy !req
572. Did you hear something?Copy !req
573. All right, asshole,
let's see what you got.Copy !req
574. Ha!Copy !req
575. Shit!Copy !req
576. Shit!Copy !req
577. Shut up!Copy !req
578. Rookie move, Tree.Copy !req
579. Oh, hey. You're up.Copy !req
580. What dimension am I in?
Huh?Copy !req
581. Danielle.Copy !req
582. My girlfriend?Copy !req
583. Same one.Copy !req
584. Yeah, it's my birthdayCopy !req
585. Okay.Copy !req
586. And now you gotta
pick up the phoneCopy !req
587. Are you okay?Copy !req
588. Yeah. Never better.Copy !req
589. Hey, I folded
your clothes for you.Copy !req
590. Look, no offense,
but how could you
possibly end up with her?Copy !req
591. With who?
Danielle.Copy !req
592. Uh, she's nice.Copy !req
593. Oh, "nice."Copy !req
594. Wait a minute.
isn't she, like,
your best friend?Copy !req
595. Dude, you hit that
fine vagine or what?Copy !req
596. Huh, interesting.
No, I wasn't
trying to do any...Copy !req
597. Not as innocent
as you look.
But...Copy !req
598. What? No. l...Copy !req
599. You. Meet me in your
lab in an hour.Copy !req
600. Huh?Copy !req
601. I've got to get out of
these disgusting clothes.Copy !req
602. Listen to me carefully.Copy !req
603. I need to stay here
in this dimension, okay?Copy !req
604. So, just close the loop.Copy !req
605. Look, we have no idea
how this even happened
in the first place.Copy !req
606. Well, you're all
brainy science
people, right?Copy !req
607. So, you'll figure it out.Copy !req
608. You realize we're messing
with things we have
no business touching, right?Copy !req
609. Well, maybe you should've
thought of that before
you built the big dumb thing.Copy !req
610. Just...Copy !req
611. Just please do me a favor and
try to figure this out, okay?Copy !req
612. Please.Copy !req
613. Look, this is gonna be
a trial-and-error situation.Copy !req
614. We have to rule out
every variableCopy !req
615. in order to narrow down
the correct algorithm
that will close the loop.Copy !req
616. Okay...Copy !req
617. It's days,
maybe weeks of work.Copy !req
618. And if what
you're saying is true,Copy !req
619. there's no way to keep
a record of our progress.Copy !req
620. I'm not following.Copy !req
621. Okay. Um...Copy !req
622. Say we test, like...Copy !req
623. Dozens of variables.Copy !req
624. By the end of the day,
the loop will reset, right?Copy !req
625. So, everything
we learned gets...Copy !req
626. Erased.Copy !req
627. There's no way
for us to track our progressCopy !req
628. simply because we just don't
remember anything we learned.Copy !req
629. And we'll be back
to square one.Copy !req
630. Great.Copy !req
631. I'm screwed.Copy !req
632. Wait, no, I got it.Copy !req
633. Okay, you said
everything resets
but your memory, right?Copy !req
634. Yeah?Copy !req
635. All right, well,
then you're just gonna
have to be a living record.Copy !req
636. Wait, you mean memorize
everything?Copy !req
637. Yeah.Copy !req
638. That's genius.Copy !req
639. Yeah.
No, no, no.
That's not genius.Copy !req
640. I'm not a scientist.Copy !req
641. And, hello?Copy !req
642. I mean,
you do realize there's
a killer after me, right?Copy !req
643. That means
I'm gonna have to die
over and over againCopy !req
644. until you guys figure out
how to close the loop.Copy !req
645. I mean, I guess
you could just
kill yourself...Copy !req
646. Before they find you.Copy !req
647. Another genius idea.Copy !req
648. Better than being chased
by some crazy guy
in a baby mask.Copy !req
649. I mean, do you
have a better idea?Copy !req
650. I knew you were
gonna say that.Copy !req
651. All that I want
is to wake up fineCopy !req
652. Tell me that I'm all right
That I ain't gonna dieCopy !req
653. All that I want
is a hole in the groundCopy !req
654. You can tell me
when it's all rightCopy !req
655. For me to come outCopy !req
656. Hard times
Gonna make you wonderCopy !req
657. Why you even tryCopy !req
658. Hard times
Gonna take you downCopy !req
659. And laugh when you cryCopy !req
660. These livesCopy !req
661. And I still don't know
how I even surviveCopy !req
662. Hard times, hard timesCopy !req
663. And I gotta get to rock bottomCopy !req
664. Walking aroundCopy !req
665. My little rain cloudCopy !req
666. Hanging over my headCopy !req
667. And it ain't coming downCopy !req
668. Where do I go?Copy !req
669. Give me some sort of signCopy !req
670. You hit me with lightningCopy !req
671. Maybe I'll come aliveCopy !req
672. Hard timesCopy !req
673. Gonna make you wonder
why you even tryCopy !req
674. Hard times
Gonna take you down
And laugh when you cryCopy !req
675. And I gotta hit rock bottomCopy !req
676. Tell my friends
I'm coming downCopy !req
677. We'll kick it
when I hit the groundCopy !req
678. Tell my friends
I'm coming downCopy !req
679. Don't touch me!Copy !req
680. When I hit the groundCopy !req
681. When I hit the groundCopy !req
682. When I hit the groundCopy !req
683. When I hit the ground...Copy !req
684. Come on, Bert, Bert, Bert!
Go, go, go!Copy !req
685. Come on, go, you're up!
Go, go, go!Copy !req
686. When I hit the groundCopy !req
687. Hard timesCopy !req
688. Shit!Copy !req
689. Gonna take you down
and laugh when you cryCopy !req
690. These lives
And I still don't know
how I even surviveCopy !req
691. Hard times
Hard timesCopy !req
692. Hard times
Hard timesCopy !req
693. Hard times
Hard timesCopy !req
694. Hard times
Gonna make you wonder
why you even tryCopy !req
695. Hard times
Gonna take you down
and laugh when you cryCopy !req
696. These lives
And I still don't know
how I even surviveCopy !req
697. Hard times
Hard timesCopy !req
698. Hard timesCopy !req
699. And I gotta get to rock bottomCopy !req
700. Shut up!Copy !req
701. Oh, hey, you're up.
I wasn't sure
if you wanted...Copy !req
702. "l wasn't sure if you
wanted to sleep in or not.Copy !req
703. "l folded your
clothes last night.Copy !req
704. "Wasn't sure
if that material
gets wrinkled."Copy !req
705. Anyway, what the hell
are you always looking for
under that desk?Copy !req
706. Uh...Copy !req
707. Oh, just...
My mouth guard.Copy !req
708. Yeah.Copy !req
709. I grind my teeth at night.Copy !req
710. Oh, mystery solved.Copy !req
711. Yeah, it's my birthdayCopy !req
712. And now you gotta
pick up the phoneCopy !req
713. Ow.Copy !req
714. You okay?Copy !req
715. Yep. Never better.Copy !req
716. I don't know
if you remember
my name or not.Copy !req
717. You were, uh...
You were pretty
wasted last night.Copy !req
718. But I'm Carter.Copy !req
719. Ow!Copy !req
720. Hey, are you sure
you're okay?Copy !req
721. You're looking kind of pale.Copy !req
722. No, I'm fine. L...Copy !req
723. Actually, I'm probably
gonna pass out.Copy !req
724. What?Copy !req
725. Yep. Definitely passing out.Copy !req
726. You hit that fine vagine
or what?Copy !req
727. Is she dead?Copy !req
728. Ryan, a little help
here, man.
Oh, okay.Copy !req
729. Hey, hey. It's okay.
It's just me.Copy !req
730. Hey.Copy !req
731. You okay?
You really gave me
a scare back there.Copy !req
732. Yeah, yeah. I'm fine.Copy !req
733. You still came.Copy !req
734. Yeah, of course.
Why wouldn't l?Copy !req
735. We got a hold of your parents.
They're on their way.Copy !req
736. No. They can't come here.
It's not safe.Copy !req
737. What are you talking about?Copy !req
738. Jesus.Copy !req
739. Can I help you?Copy !req
740. Oh, it's okay.
He's a friend.Copy !req
741. Sorry.
Visiting hours are over.Copy !req
742. Oh, all right.Copy !req
743. Thanks, Carter.Copy !req
744. Yeah. Feel better.Copy !req
745. So, I guess now you know
why I wasn't
in your class today.Copy !req
746. Pardon?
Advanced bio.Copy !req
747. Uh, I'm sorry.
Are you in my class?Copy !req
748. You don't look familiar.Copy !req
749. I'm sorry.
My mistake.Copy !req
750. Right. Well, I'm Dr. Butler.Copy !req
751. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
752. Miss Gelbman, I've been
having a hard time pulling
up your medical records.Copy !req
753. I know.
I should be dead.Copy !req
754. My results,
they don't make
sense. Right?Copy !req
755. Yes.
They're highly alarming,
to be honest.Copy !req
756. Wait. What time is it?Copy !req
757. It's almost 9:30. Why?
She's about to die.Copy !req
758. Who?
Lori. He's gonna kill her.Copy !req
759. What?
Listen to me.Copy !req
760. You need to stop her
from going down to the OR.Copy !req
761. I'm sorry. I don't know
who you're talking about.Copy !req
762. Really? Well, maybe
your wife does.Copy !req
763. Go! Go!Copy !req
764. Sorry.Copy !req
765. Lori.Copy !req
766. Who set you free?Copy !req
767. Who are you?Copy !req
768. Fine.Copy !req
769. I go, you go!Copy !req
770. Oh, hey, you're up.Copy !req
771. I wasn't sure if you
wanted to sleep in or not.Copy !req
772. Shut up!Copy !req
773. I am so done with this shit.Copy !req
774. Then you multiply
the Euclidean vectorCopy !req
775. by the square root of pi
to the 17th power,Copy !req
776. which then gives us
an axiom point of.004,Copy !req
777. which then gives us
a linear plane vector of 8.2.Copy !req
778. Boom.Copy !req
779. Damn.Copy !req
780. Well, if these are
all the failed algorithms...Copy !req
781. Then there's only one
possibility left.Copy !req
782. Holy shit balls.
You did it!Copy !req
783. It worked?
- Yes!Copy !req
784. It worked? Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!Copy !req
785. We did it!
Why are we so excited?
We barely know her!Copy !req
786. Honestly, I don't know
what just happened.
But that was impressive.Copy !req
787. Thanks.Copy !req
788. Let's do this.Copy !req
789. Just so we're totally clear,Copy !req
790. one variant closes the loop
in this dimensionCopy !req
791. and the other one
sends you backCopy !req
792. to your original dimension
and closes that loop.Copy !req
793. It's final decision time.Copy !req
794. Stay here or go back.Copy !req
795. I'm staying here.
Final decision.Copy !req
796. Okay. Here we go, then.Copy !req
797. Stand back.Copy !req
798. Wait.Copy !req
799. What happened?Copy !req
800. Uh, uh...Copy !req
801. Oh, the vector's off.
But you said this
was the right one.Copy !req
802. No, the math was right.
Something else is off.Copy !req
803. Guys, I have literally
been killing myself to
memorize this shit for you.Copy !req
804. Failure's not an option.Copy !req
805. What?
There's something
in hard drive.Copy !req
806. It must be a virus.Copy !req
807. Dude, did you open spam porn
again on the computer?Copy !req
808. No.Copy !req
809. Great. I have to manually
reenter all this code.Copy !req
810. Okay, how long?Copy !req
811. Six, seven hours.Copy !req
812. Ryan, look at me.Copy !req
813. I am on borrowed time here.
Understand?Copy !req
814. Get it done.Copy !req
815. Uh, yeah. I'm on it.Copy !req
816. Tree, wait up.Copy !req
817. Hey. Are you sure about this?Copy !req
818. Of course, I'm sure.Copy !req
819. Okay, what about the killer?
I mean, you said people
are gonna die tonight.Copy !req
820. if you close the loop
and we don't help,Copy !req
821. then they're dead
for good, aren't they?Copy !req
822. I have to stay alive.Copy !req
823. I can't go back to that
hospital. It's way too risky.Copy !req
824. So that's it?
You're just gonna
walk awayCopy !req
825. and let a bunch
of innocent people die?Copy !req
826. People die every day, Carter.
I can't be responsible
for everyone, okay?Copy !req
827. I know how
selfish that sounds,
but it's true.Copy !req
828. Yeah, no. That sounds
incredibly selfish.
Are you serious?Copy !req
829. That's not fair.Copy !req
830. You have no idea
how hard this is for me.Copy !req
831. I don't wanna have to choose
between you and my mom,
but I have to.Copy !req
832. What do you mean,
"choose"?Copy !req
833. Carter, we're together
in the other dimension.Copy !req
834. I woke up in your bed
every morning,
just like this morning.Copy !req
835. I did it over and over
and over again until
I fell in love with you.Copy !req
836. But that version of us
is back there,
and my mom is alive here.Copy !req
837. So I've made my decision.Copy !req
838. What if you're wrong?Copy !req
839. Huh? What if you're wrong?Copy !req
840. What if this isn't the life
that you're supposed to have?Copy !req
841. So, what? I'm just supposed
to go back to some dimension
where my mom's dead?Copy !req
842. I can't.
I can't lose her again.Copy !req
843. You already did.Copy !req
844. And none of this is real
if it erases that.Copy !req
845. You're just living
someone else's life
that doesn't belong to you.Copy !req
846. Your pain, that loss...Copy !req
847. That's...Copy !req
848. That's what makes you you.Copy !req
849. But you have the chance
to do something other people
only dream of.Copy !req
850. What?Copy !req
851. You can say goodbye.Copy !req
852. Your girlfriend's
calling you.
Better go.Copy !req
853. What's her problem?
She just ditched
our house meeting.Copy !req
854. Hello?
What were you guys
talking about?Copy !req
855. Nothing. We were just...
We were going
over school stuff.Copy !req
856. Babe, don't forget,
I still need help with
my American lit paper.Copy !req
857. I'm... I'm really
busy right now.Copy !req
858. Carter, you promised.Copy !req
859. I won't pass the class
without your help.Copy !req
860. All right. Yeah, yeah.
That's fine.Copy !req
861. You're the best.Copy !req
862. There's the other
birthday girl.Copy !req
863. Sweetie, what's wrong?
I'm okay, l...Copy !req
864. You don't look okay.Copy !req
865. I'm okay... Mom!Copy !req
866. You're cold as ice.
Maybe we should go
to the hospital.Copy !req
867. No!Copy !req
868. No, we can't go there.Copy !req
869. Look, I don't want
to freak you guys out.Copy !req
870. But I need to get as far away
from campus as possible.Copy !req
871. Theresa, what is going on?
Dad, please.Copy !req
872. I promise to explain
everything later,
but I need you to trust me.Copy !req
873. Okay.Copy !req
874. We'll go. Let's go.Copy !req
875. Come on.
Yeah.Copy !req
876. Done!Copy !req
877. Finally.Copy !req
878. You guys ready?Copy !req
879. Okay. Let's close this loop
once and for all.Copy !req
880. Hey, you know what
I'm craving right now?Copy !req
881. What?Copy !req
882. One of those giant
cinnamon rolls from that
bakery in Morro Bay.Copy !req
883. From our birthday last year.Copy !req
884. You don't remember?
You ate two of them.Copy !req
885. That wasn't me.Copy !req
886. What, sweetie?Copy !req
887. Hey, girls.
It's getting kinda late.Copy !req
888. What do you say
we find someplace,
turn in for the night?Copy !req
889. Okay, sounds good.
I think we're all pretty pooped.Copy !req
890. Lori!Copy !req
891. Shit.Copy !req
892. He got her, he got her!Copy !req
893. No, don't shoot!
Don't shoot!Copy !req
894. Hey, girls, I'm gonna go get
some ice. I'll be right back.Copy !req
895. Give me a hand.Copy !req
896. Okay.Copy !req
897. Just tell me one thing.Copy !req
898. Are you pregnant?Copy !req
899. What? No. Mom. l...Copy !req
900. Okay, sorry.
I just had to ask.
It's not like that.Copy !req
901. But it's a boy,
isn't it?
No.Copy !req
902. Yes.Copy !req
903. I don't know.
It's complicated.Copy !req
904. Trust me.Copy !req
905. I can do complicated.Copy !req
906. What is it?Copy !req
907. Have you ever
wondered what your life
would have been likeCopy !req
908. if you couldn't be with Dad?Copy !req
909. What? No.Copy !req
910. But what if you
had to choose?Copy !req
911. You know, what if...
What if being with himCopy !req
912. meant that you would
lose someone that you
were really close to,Copy !req
913. that you would
never get to see
that person ever again?Copy !req
914. What would you do?Copy !req
915. Well, we all have to
make hard choices, Tree.
That's life.Copy !req
916. And sometimes the past is
pulling us in one directionCopy !req
917. and the future
is calling us
somewhere new.Copy !req
918. But, of course,
if I had to choose,
I'd pick Daddy.Copy !req
919. Without him
I wouldn't have you, right?Copy !req
920. But how did you know
that he was the one?Copy !req
921. I didn't.Copy !req
922. I took a chance.
I followed my heart.Copy !req
923. That's kinda how
love works, Tree.Copy !req
924. It's a leap of faith.Copy !req
925. Bayfield University
Hospital,Copy !req
926. where a terrible tragedy
continues to unfold.Copy !req
927. Details are still coming in.Copy !req
928. But so far, we can confirm
three victims. A nurse
and a police officer.Copy !req
929. The third victim, a student,Copy !req
930. was killed while attempting
to subdue the suspect.Copy !req
931. Back to you, Dan.Copy !req
932. No.Copy !req
933. What's wrong?Copy !req
934. Come on, Ryan.
Come on.Copy !req
935. Hey, Samar,
can you check 22-97-39 right there?Copy !req
936. Yeah.
Over there.Copy !req
937. No. The vector
needs to be adjusted.Copy !req
938. Yo, it's Ryan.
Leave a message
at the beep.Copy !req
939. Ryan, don't close
the loop, you can't...Copy !req
940. I'm sorry.
This voice mailbox is...
Shit!Copy !req
941. Tree, what is going on?
I can't let him close it.Copy !req
942. I'm not sure about this ice.
It kinda smells like pee.Copy !req
943. Tree! Tree!
Where are you going?Copy !req
944. Tree!Copy !req
945. Come on.
Come on, come on.
Pick up your phone!Copy !req
946. Yo, it's Ryan. Leave a...
Shit!Copy !req
947. Here we go!Copy !req
948. Where is it?
Come on, come on.
Come on. Please!Copy !req
949. Oh, hey, you're up.
- Shut up!Copy !req
950. I wasn't sure if you
wanted to sleep in or not.Copy !req
951. That is the last time
I'm dying for you.Copy !req
952. What?Copy !req
953. How much longer
is it gonna take?Copy !req
954. Thanks to your crazy memory,
it shouldn't take long at all.Copy !req
955. I can have Sisy ready to go
in just a few minutes.Copy !req
956. I need a little more time.
There's something
I need to do.Copy !req
957. Tree.Copy !req
958. You sure
you wanna go back?Copy !req
959. Can't spend my life
living in the past.Copy !req
960. Gotta take a leap of faith.Copy !req
961. She finally rolls in.Copy !req
962. Uh, Lori. Hi.Copy !req
963. Big night?
You could say that.Copy !req
964. Um...Copy !req
965. Look, Lori, l...Copy !req
966. It's good to see you.Copy !req
967. It's good
to see you too, Tree.Copy !req
968. He's not worth it.Copy !req
969. I mean, trust me.
I've been involved
with a married guy.Copy !req
970. I know what's it's like
living a double life.Copy !req
971. Always feeling
like shit about yourself.Copy !req
972. But it's never
too late to change.Copy !req
973. Someone once told me
that every day is a chance
to be someone better.Copy !req
974. Maybe this is your day.Copy !req
975. Okay.Copy !req
976. Thank you.Copy !req
977. Take care of yourself.Copy !req
978. Tree.Copy !req
979. Hey.Copy !req
980. Um...Copy !req
981. Look, Danielle,Copy !req
982. I feel really bad.Copy !req
983. I've totally been
misjudging you,
and it's completely on me.Copy !req
984. I am so sorry
that I've, like,
made this...Copy !req
985. Nice.Copy !req
986. Three-way.Copy !req
987. He's kidding.Copy !req
988. No, I'm... I'm not.Copy !req
989. Nick's, um, shower was broken,
so I said he could use mine.Copy !req
990. Right, Nick?Copy !req
991. My shower's fine.Copy !req
992. Right. Um...Copy !req
993. You know what?
Never mind.Copy !req
994. Sorry for interrupting.Copy !req
995. Bye.Copy !req
996. Bye.Copy !req
997. Ow!Copy !req
998. What was that for?
For being dumb
as a rock, that's what.Copy !req
999. Oh, really?
How can a rock be dumb?
They don't even have brains.Copy !req
1000. Ouch.Copy !req
1001. There's the other
birthday girl.Copy !req
1002. Hi, sweetie.
Hey, Dad.Copy !req
1003. Um, do you mind
if I talk to Mom
alone for a minute?Copy !req
1004. Just some girl talk.Copy !req
1005. Oh, well, sure. I can go
run some work calls.Copy !req
1006. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
1007. ls everything okay?Copy !req
1008. Yeah. It's fine.
Everything's fine.Copy !req
1009. Oh, shit, how do I do this?Copy !req
1010. Do what, sweetie?
What's wrong?Copy !req
1011. Mom...Copy !req
1012. I really want you to know
how much I love you.Copy !req
1013. Aw.Copy !req
1014. I love you too, sweetie.Copy !req
1015. No, Mom, I'm serious.Copy !req
1016. You know, people say
"l love you" all the time,
but...Copy !req
1017. It's not until you can't
say it to that person's
face anymoreCopy !req
1018. that you really realize
how much you mean it.Copy !req
1019. You are so beautifulCopy !req
1020. and so amazing.Copy !req
1021. And I just hope I can
become half of the woman
that you are one day.Copy !req
1022. Are you kidding?Copy !req
1023. I'm the woman I am
because I had you.Copy !req
1024. You know, I never really
told anyone this before,Copy !req
1025. but when I was
pregnant with you,
I was scared shitless.Copy !req
1026. No.Copy !req
1027. But then, the moment
I held you,Copy !req
1028. something inside
of me changed...Copy !req
1029. lnstantly.Copy !req
1030. The best kind
of love does that.Copy !req
1031. It changes you.
It makes you
a better person.Copy !req
1032. God, I'm so stupid.Copy !req
1033. I really thought
I could have it all,
but I can't.Copy !req
1034. Oh, honey, nobody can.Copy !req
1035. But guess what?
That's okay.Copy !req
1036. You'll get
what you need.Copy !req
1037. I hope so.Copy !req
1038. Aw. Come here.Copy !req
1039. Aw.Copy !req
1040. Am I crushing you?Copy !req
1041. Nope. You're always
gonna be my little girl.Copy !req
1042. Happy birthday to youCopy !req
1043. Happy birthday to youCopy !req
1044. Happy birthday, Tree and momCopy !req
1045. Happy birthday to youCopy !req
1046. Make a wish.Copy !req
1047. You ready?Copy !req
1048. Wait.Copy !req
1049. Um...Copy !req
1050. Look.Copy !req
1051. I know this is probably
pretty confusing.Copy !req
1052. I mean,
you guys have only known me
for a couple hours,Copy !req
1053. but I've known you for weeks.Copy !req
1054. You've all worked
really, really hard
to try to send me home.Copy !req
1055. So, thank you.Copy !req
1056. Well, jury's still out on
whether you're totally nuts,
but, uh...Copy !req
1057. Glad we could help.Copy !req
1058. Okay, Ryan.
Light her up.Copy !req
1059. So, in this
other dimension,
do we...Copy !req
1060. Do we know each other?Copy !req
1061. You could say that.Copy !req
1062. Seventeen seconds!Copy !req
1063. Sixteen. Fifteen.Copy !req
1064. What did I tell you
about turning that thing on?Copy !req
1065. Wait.Copy !req
1066. This isn't supposed
to happen yet.Copy !req
1067. You're not supposed to
come until tomorrow!Copy !req
1068. Turn that thing off now.Copy !req
1069. No, don't!Copy !req
1070. No, no, no, no!
No, no!Copy !req
1071. No, wait, please.
You can't do this.Copy !req
1072. And who are you?Copy !req
1073. I am a student here.Copy !req
1074. Oh, well, keep this
little attitude up,
and we'll change that.Copy !req
1075. Get that thing
outta here.Copy !req
1076. No, please don't.Copy !req
1077. Hey, watch it, beefcake.
We spent 18 months on that thing.Copy !req
1078. Please don't! Please.Copy !req
1079. Don't manhandle her.
Take...Copy !req
1080. Where are you
taking her?Copy !req
1081. My office,
where it will remain
under lock and key.Copy !req
1082. Look, okay,
it's a setback.
I get it.Copy !req
1083. Right, but we just
reset the day and try again.Copy !req
1084. No.Copy !req
1085. You don't understand.Copy !req
1086. I keep getting weaker
every time I come back.Copy !req
1087. I don't know
how many chances
I have left.Copy !req
1088. For all I know,
this could be it.Copy !req
1089. if I die again,
I could stay dead.Copy !req
1090. That's a problem.
No shit.Copy !req
1091. Unless...Copy !req
1092. Unless we steal it back.Copy !req
1093. Steal it?Copy !req
1094. I mean, you know, it's not
even technically stealing,
is it? It's your property.Copy !req
1095. Guys, I don't know about this.Copy !req
1096. if we get caught
and I get expelled,Copy !req
1097. my parents
are gonna hang me
by the nut sack.Copy !req
1098. I'm with him.
Except for the nut sack
part, obviously.Copy !req
1099. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
1100. No. I'm sorry to throw
a bag of dog shit
on your front porch here,Copy !req
1101. but this is all on you guys.Copy !req
1102. You created this mess,
so you're obligated
to help her out of it.Copy !req
1103. Besides, if she dies
again tonight,Copy !req
1104. that's blood
on your hands.Copy !req
1105. That's a little dramatic.Copy !req
1106. He's right.Copy !req
1107. This is our fault.Copy !req
1108. So, we fix it.Copy !req
1109. That's what scientists do.Copy !req
1110. We solve the problem.Copy !req
1111. So, Dean Bronson's office
is in this building here,Copy !req
1112. and the fastest route back
to the lab is this path here.Copy !req
1113. And check this out, guys.Copy !req
1114. Dean Bronson spends
every evening knitting in
the faculty lounge over here.Copy !req
1115. Wait, what? He knits?Copy !req
1116. I think he used to smoke
and then his wife
made him quit.Copy !req
1117. And, oh, by the way,
shockingly hot.Copy !req
1118. Samar?Copy !req
1119. Could we do the thing we're...
We're doing, right now?Copy !req
1120. Right, sorry.
Um, okay.Copy !req
1121. So, we need to get
the keys to his office,
sneak over to admissions,Copy !req
1122. break into
the dean's office,
grab Sisy,Copy !req
1123. wheel her back to the lab
without anyone from security
seeing us,Copy !req
1124. get Dean Bronson's keys
back to him without him ever
knowing they were gone,Copy !req
1125. power up Sisy,
run diagnostics,Copy !req
1126. flip the switch and bam.Copy !req
1127. Tree's back in whatever
whack-ass dimension
she came from,Copy !req
1128. and we, well...Copy !req
1129. We just saved
the damn day.Copy !req
1130. Okay. Sounds awesome.Copy !req
1131. How do we do that?
I don't know.Copy !req
1132. Of course.Copy !req
1133. Okay, well.
We obviously
need a diversion.Copy !req
1134. So, we just gotta find a way
to distract Dean Bronson.Copy !req
1135. You're beautifulCopy !req
1136. You're beautifulCopy !req
1137. She picked the ringtone.
All right?Copy !req
1138. Hey, babe.Copy !req
1139. Yeah, you okay?Copy !req
1140. I have an idea.
- Okay.Copy !req
1141. What if we
actually go through...Copy !req
1142. With Ryan and them and...Copy !req
1143. Danielle, hi.Copy !req
1144. So, we have a little
favor to ask.Copy !req
1145. I feel suspect at best.Copy !req
1146. I feel suspect at best.Copy !req
1147. Let's just put our face in.Copy !req
1148. Hey, baby.Copy !req
1149. Okay, sorry.Copy !req
1150. Clearly,
she's a little on edge.Copy !req
1151. That's right.
Give her some room to breathe...Copy !req
1152. Preach.Copy !req
1153. Can I help you?Copy !req
1154. Oh, pardon,
I appear to be very lost.Copy !req
1155. Roger Bronson,
I'm the dean of
the school.Copy !req
1156. Oh, bonjour.
My name is, uh...Copy !req
1157. Amelie Le Pew.Copy !req
1158. Oh, you must be
with the exchange program.Copy !req
1159. Ah, oui, oui.Copy !req
1160. Monsieur,
may I know your face?Copy !req
1161. I'm sorry?Copy !req
1162. Oh, my.Copy !req
1163. Oh, my!Copy !req
1164. What strong features.Copy !req
1165. Thank you.Copy !req
1166. You must be French.
Your hand smells like cheese.Copy !req
1167. I don't eat cheese.Copy !req
1168. Ah, I am, uh...Copy !req
1169. Uh, lactose intolerant.Copy !req
1170. Oh, quel dommage. Uh, uh...Copy !req
1171. Where are you
trying to get to?Copy !req
1172. Uh, le café.Copy !req
1173. You must mean the cafeteria.Copy !req
1174. I'm happy to show you.
Here. I can...Copy !req
1175. Oh, don't move!
You'll trip.Copy !req
1176. Marbles!Copy !req
1177. Marbles!Copy !req
1178. Marbles everywhere.Copy !req
1179. Go, go, go, go!Copy !req
1180. Oh, boy.Copy !req
1181. Careful.Copy !req
1182. Pretty quick there.Copy !req
1183. Hold on now. Just stay put,
okay? I just need to grab
my keys.Copy !req
1184. Not the tapestry.Copy !req
1185. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
1186. Oh, Lord.
Oh, no!Copy !req
1187. Oh, no! It's so dark.Copy !req
1188. Move toward the light!
Sorry, that was insensitive.Copy !req
1189. Come on.Copy !req
1190. Come on, come on.
I'm trying.Copy !req
1191. Stop rolling. Okay.Copy !req
1192. You're not helping!
The other way.Copy !req
1193. Sisy.
Go, go.Copy !req
1194. Go around, go around.Copy !req
1195. This way.Copy !req
1196. Samar! Samar!Copy !req
1197. Okay. Here we go.
Up. Up. Oh, God.Copy !req
1198. Here's your cane.Copy !req
1199. You really must
stop wandering around.Copy !req
1200. Gracias. Okay.
Okay. Shall we?Copy !req
1201. Ah, forgot my keys.Copy !req
1202. Oh, God.Copy !req
1203. Oh, no, mon Dieu.Copy !req
1204. God!Copy !req
1205. Oh, that's a lot of blood.Copy !req
1206. Jesus, be careful
with that thing!Copy !req
1207. I am so sorry.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
1208. I don't think the cane
is a good idea for you.Copy !req
1209. You need
a Seeing Eye dog.Copy !req
1210. Checkmate.Copy !req
1211. Hey, how's it going?
- We're on it.Copy !req
1212. Guys, we've got
less than three hours
to make this happen.Copy !req
1213. Not gonna lie,
it's gonna be close.Copy !req
1214. Shit. If I don't stop
the killer, Lori's gonna die.Copy !req
1215. Stay here.
What? Why?Copy !req
1216. Just promise me
you'll stay here.Copy !req
1217. Can I borrow this?
- Uh, yeah, sure.Copy !req
1218. Okay.Copy !req
1219. Wait, where are
you going? Tree!Copy !req
1220. Sorry, bad timing.Copy !req
1221. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
1222. Okay, you can put it away.Copy !req
1223. Come on, put it away.Copy !req
1224. Okay, now, slowly,
turn around.Copy !req
1225. This is a really bad idea.Copy !req
1226. There's a killer
on the loose here.
Go get help.Copy !req
1227. What?
Go!Copy !req
1228. She's got a gun!
She's got a gun!Copy !req
1229. Lori, move.Copy !req
1230. What?
Come on,
we've gotta move.Copy !req
1231. What's happening?
I'll explain later. Move!Copy !req
1232. What is this?Copy !req
1233. You're not blind.Copy !req
1234. I'm gonna kill them.Copy !req
1235. I'm going to kill them!Copy !req
1236. He's onto us.Copy !req
1237. Babe, can you also
get my sunglasses back?
I just got those.Copy !req
1238. Okay, okay,
come on. Yes.Copy !req
1239. Get it open, now!Copy !req
1240. Get it, get it.Copy !req
1241. Bash it in.Copy !req
1242. Keep 'em out!
We're trying!Copy !req
1243. Get it open, now!Copy !req
1244. Oh, my God.
if I get expelled, my parents
are gonna disown me.Copy !req
1245. Tree, will you please tell me
what's going on?Copy !req
1246. At first, I thought he was
trying to kill me,
but it's you he's after.Copy !req
1247. Who?Copy !req
1248. It's over, Gregory.Copy !req
1249. What? Why?Copy !req
1250. His wife found out
about your affair.Copy !req
1251. So he stole a page
from your old playbook.Copy !req
1252. He set Tombs free,
knowing that everyone would
think that he killed you.Copy !req
1253. And the secret of your affair
would die with you.Copy !req
1254. Bravo. Well done, indeed.Copy !req
1255. Once a douchebag,
always a douchebag.Copy !req
1256. I'm sorry, do I know you?Copy !req
1257. Stay back, asshole.Copy !req
1258. Put your back into it!Copy !req
1259. Try harder! You guys gotta get
back into the gym, man.Copy !req
1260. Ryan, we can't
hold it much longer.Copy !req
1261. Come on, come on.Copy !req
1262. You hear that?
You're gonna rot in prison.Copy !req
1263. I don't think so.Copy !req
1264. You see, there's one little
detail you failed to realize
in all this.Copy !req
1265. Oh, really? What's that?Copy !req
1266. Me.Copy !req
1267. Lori!Copy !req
1268. You really think I was
gonna let a little whore
like that ruin my life?Copy !req
1269. Gregory, kill her!Copy !req
1270. Would you like
to do the honors?Copy !req
1271. Don't mind if I do.Copy !req
1272. Oh, wait. I almost forgot.Copy !req
1273. I want a divorce.Copy !req
1274. Now, where were we?Copy !req
1275. Hey!Copy !req
1276. No!Copy !req
1277. No!Copy !req
1278. Aw, look who brought
a screwdriver to a gunfight.Copy !req
1279. Wait!Copy !req
1280. I have something
I need to tell you.Copy !req
1281. What?Copy !req
1282. You're screwed.Copy !req
1283. Turn it off, you bitch!Copy !req
1284. No. No, no, no! Wait! Wait!Copy !req
1285. Ready? Come on.Copy !req
1286. There you go.
I gotcha. I gotcha.Copy !req
1287. All right. Yep.Copy !req
1288. Oh, my God.
Are you okay?Copy !req
1289. I guess this is a pretty good
place to get shot, huh?Copy !req
1290. I'll lift you up now.
You're gonna be okay.Copy !req
1291. You're good.
It's okay, it's okay.Copy !req
1292. You're okay.Copy !req
1293. Lori,Copy !req
1294. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1295. For what?
You just saved my life.Copy !req
1296. I just...Copy !req
1297. I wish things could
have been different.Copy !req
1298. I'm sorry,
but we need to move her.Copy !req
1299. Hang in there, hon.Copy !req
1300. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
1301. You okay?
Uh, yeah.Copy !req
1302. Yeah, I'm fine. L...Copy !req
1303. I thought I told you
to stay put.Copy !req
1304. Yeah, well. Sorry.
I couldn't help myself.Copy !req
1305. I think it's time.Copy !req
1306. I hope you realize
I'm only going back
for one reason.Copy !req
1307. Oh, man.Copy !req
1308. My Yoo-hoo.Copy !req
1309. Danielle?Copy !req
1310. Who?Copy !req
1311. Hi.Copy !req
1312. Oh, my God.
I think I just shit my pants.Copy !req
1313. Just doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
1314. Yes, it does.
It acted like
a slingshot.Copy !req
1315. When she jumped
back into this dimension,Copy !req
1316. the vacuum created
by the centripetal force
closed the loop.Copy !req
1317. Who throws away
a perfectly good churro?Copy !req
1318. Oh, no, don't.Copy !req
1319. This looks bad.Copy !req
1320. Ryan Phan?
Uh, maybe.Copy !req
1321. I'm Dr. Isaac Parker.
I'm here on behalf of DARPA.Copy !req
1322. We'd appreciate it
if you'd come with us
to answer some questions.Copy !req
1323. All of you.
Are we in trouble?Copy !req
1324. Please, right this way.Copy !req
1325. Dr. Kalibato to Robotics.Copy !req
1326. Dr. Kalibato to Robotics.Copy !req
1327. Holy shit. Sisy.Copy !req
1328. Hope you don't mind us
borrowing her.Copy !req
1329. What you've created here
is truly remarkable.Copy !req
1330. Suck it, Dean Bronson.Copy !req
1331. We've been having some
difficulties understanding
how the device operates.Copy !req
1332. We figured you could help.Copy !req
1333. There's so many different
algorithms.Copy !req
1334. It'll be tough to find
the right one to make it work.Copy !req
1335. I might be able
to help with that.Copy !req
1336. Great. So, we just need
to find a test subject.Copy !req
1337. Wait. You...Copy !req
1338. You want to trap somebody
in a time loop?
That's messed up.Copy !req
1339. Unless they deserve it.Copy !req
1340. I think I have
the perfect recruit.Copy !req