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14. - Uh, pretty wasted last night.
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27. Yeah, that'd be fine.
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28. Hey.
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29. Stop global warming? I...
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30. - Oh.
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31. 26 hours,
that's all you've got?
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53. Nobody.
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54. Sisters don't keep secrets.
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57. We don't want "somebody"
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58. - looking like a whore.
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collective amnesia.
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79. Ha!
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80. Did you really think you
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81. - How did you find out?
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82. Not the best picture,
I might add.
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83. - I assume you changed my ringer, too.
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84. Never.
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- Wench.
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87. Uh... I made that from scratch.
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88. Sorry. Too many carbs. Toodles.
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94. and the partially negative
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96. Ten percent off
with your student ID.
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97. And we still need to pick
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98. I can say right now,
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99. the Special Needs
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100. Totally freaked my shit out.
Thoughts.
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101. What's wrong?
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102. Oh, I don't know.
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103. What's wrong, Tree?
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104. Nothing. Except
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107. I missed breakfast.
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108. What is breakfast, Becky?
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- Oh, asshole!
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110. - I'm sorry, Tree.
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112. - Yeah, I...
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bringing you this back.
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115. Sorry, I didn't know
where you lived, you know?
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119. What a douchebag.
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Lawrence to outpatient services.
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121. Dr. Lawrence
to outpatient services.
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123. Hi.
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125. Doing a double for Jen.
She has the flu.
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126. - That's nice of you.
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128. Gotta go.
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133. You're right.
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134. It is none of your business.
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135. Dr. Surd
and Dr. Margolan, 2476.
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136. Dr. Surd
and Dr. Margolan, 2476.
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137. We can't do this today...
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139. I have patients.
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140. And I'm losing mine.
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141. Gregory?
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142. - Hey.
- Hey, sweetie.
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143. What's with the door?
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144. Oh, stupid thing got jammed.
Oh, just wrapping up here.
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Teresa?
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— Enter.
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157. But I'm trying
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158. - Is that my top?
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159. Whatever. Just don't get
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Nick's Nutter Butter?
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161. Wow. How's he, Danielle?
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162. What time you going
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163. I don't know. Later.
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164. Our tuition dollars at work.
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165. Anyhoo...
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168. - Bye-ee.
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169. Crazy bitch.
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170. Teresa, it's Dad.
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189. Shut up!
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190. Oh, hey. You're up.
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my name or not.
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199. You know, you were...
pretty wasted last night.
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200. But, uh...
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202. You remembered.
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203. - Uh, Tylenol?
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204. Oh, my head is killing me...
do you have any Tylenol?
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205. Oh, uh... yes.
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on... on the...
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214. Are you okay?
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224. - Oh.
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238. Sisters don't keep secrets.
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240. I have it all the time.
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245. Uh, yeah, thanks.
I'll keep that in mind.
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263. I got to go.
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273. Get your school spirit on
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274. Ten percent off
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275. T-shirts.
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296. Oh.
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297. You know, I'm sorry again
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299. Hey, we can't do this today.
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300. There's too much going on
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Blow it out.
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327. - Where? - Right there. See?
- Take a look. Mm-hmm.
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business meeting about opening
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342. Uh, f... I don't know. Later.
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347. Like, two weeks ago.
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- Lori.
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371. Whatevs. She's been boning
some mystery guy.
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373. He's so hot.
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Help me!
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I swear to God.
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- Tree, look at me.
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478. Let's see you
get in here now, asshole.
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479. Tree?
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480. Why is the door locked?
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481. Um, I-I just need
some alone time.
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482. What time you going
to the party tonight?
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483. I don't know.
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484. Our tuition dollars at work.
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485. Anyhoo...
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486. don't be too late
or all the cute Sigma boys
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487. will be taken.
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488. Okay, see you soon.
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489. Who took my hairdryer?
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490. opening a new gym.
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491. Which is weird, because
I've never heard anything
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492. about it before.
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493. But I'm trying not
to let that bring me down,
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494. because I'm on my way
to pick up Jace.
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495. I'm just happy
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496. you're gonna
see Jace this morning.
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497. - I know.
- It's been, like, almost a month.
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498. He's gonna be
so excited to see you.
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499. Where'd Lori put
the frickin' remote?
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500. - Hi, Jace!
- Hey, Jace!
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501. Hey!
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502. - Hi.
- Hi.
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503. I'm Barbara.
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504. - I am Crystal.
- Hi.
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505. Nice to meet you.
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506. - Can you say bye to Mamey?
- Bye.
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507. Stay buckled and have a good time...
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508. G-48!
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509. Ain't that great!
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510. - G-48!
- G-48!
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511. I don't know what's going on
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512. with you and that
other guy, okay?
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513. is being treated for a gunshot wound
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514. following a deadly shootout
this morning
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515. that left one officer dead.
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516. Tombs was the subject of...
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517. Do you go through
a can of hairspray
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518. trying to get that full,
volumized look?
Copy !req
519. Then bump it up
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520. with Bumpits...
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521. and get that
salon-style look,
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522. flat to fabulous, instantly.
Copy !req
523. Imagine being able
to create today's hottest...
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524. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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525. Oh, my...
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526. Aah! Aah!
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527. What's wrong?
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528. What's going on?
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529. - Ow.
- Tree? Are you okay? Are you sick?
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530. Oh, my God, make it stop,
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531. - make it stop, make it stop.
- Are you okay?
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532. - Get away from me!
- All right.
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533. Come on, just...
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534. - Oh.
- Oh!
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535. I'm sorry.
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536. You... forgot your stuff.
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537. Will you please stop
staring at me
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538. like I took a dump
on your mom's head?
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539. I'm sorry.
I'm... just trying to...
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540. wrap my brain around this.
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541. How's that going for you?
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542. Assuming that I believe any of
this is even remotely possible,
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543. there has to be a reason
you're stuck in this day, okay?
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544. Out of all the days
of your life,
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545. what makes this day special?
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546. What gives this day meaning?
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547. It's your birthday?
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548. Yeah.
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549. - Hello?
- So? Birthdays are just excuses
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550. to, like, eat cake
and open presents and shit.
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551. There's no real meaning
behind a birthday.
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552. No, it's symbolic, okay?
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553. Whoever's killing you
knows it's your birthday.
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554. All right, look.
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555. Give me a list of names
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556. of everybody who knows
it's your birthday
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557. and whoever's trying
to kill you.
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558. Well, thanks to my sorority,
pretty much the entire school
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559. knows it's my birthday.
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560. They're throwing me this stupid
surprise party tonight.
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561. I mean, it literally
could be anyone.
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562. I mean, who has motive?
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563. Okay, maybe it's Danielle.
Copy !req
564. - All right.
- Apparently, I made out with some guy she liked
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565. right in front of her
last night.
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566. Oh.
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567. Oh. Must have been
before we met.
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568. Busy night?
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569. Okay, Mr. I'm Gonna Take
This Drunk Girl Home
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570. and Take Advantage of Her,
don't judge.
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571. For the record, I didn't take
advantage of you last night.
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572. Okay? I slept on Ryan's bed.
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573. So, w... we didn't...
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574. - have s...
- No.
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575. You were wasted last night.
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576. And I was afraid
you were gonna fall
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577. or choke on your own vomit,
like Janis Joplin.
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578. Uh, wh... what were we...
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579. - Suspects.
- Right, suspects.
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580. Um, okay, so Danielle.
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581. There's... Gregory.
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582. Um, his wife.
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583. Creepy Tim.
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584. Oh. Um, that tiny girl from
T.J. Maxx that I got fired.
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585. And maybe the Uber driver
that I spit on last week.
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586. I think his name was...
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587. What? Nobody's perfect.
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588. Okay, this isn't helping.
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589. This is pointless, isn't it?
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590. All right, look,
the way I see it is-is...
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591. you have unlimited amount
of lives,
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592. so you have unlimited
opportunities to solve
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593. - your own murder.
- So I'm just supposed to keep dying
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594. until I figure out
who my killer is?
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595. - That's your genius plan?
- Do you have a better idea?
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596. Hey!
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597. It's so exhausting.
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598. Asshole!
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599. - You bitch!
- Ow!
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600. I knew it was you!
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601. I'm gonna kill you!
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602. Oh, my God. Becky?
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603. Becky.
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604. Becky! Becky?
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605. - Shut up!
- Ow.
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606. Yeah, I wasn't sure if you
wanted to... sleep in or not.
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607. Your plan totally sucks.
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608. What?
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609. I don't know if you remember
my name or not.
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610. You know, you were...
pretty wasted last night.
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611. Um... but I'm Carter.
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612. Are you okay?
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613. Never better.
Copy !req
614. - Are you sure you're okay?
- Yeah, I'm-I'm fine.
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615. Dude, did you hit
that fine vagine or wha...
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616. 'Sup? Hey, um...
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617. I'm sorry to bother
you guys, uh...
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618. Uh... Carter?
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619. Please? A little help? Carter?
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620. Tree.
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621. Hey, hey, hey. Calm down.
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622. It's-it's just me.
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623. How you doing?
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624. What... what happened?
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625. You... you collapsed
this morning.
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626. What day is it?
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627. Uh, it's Monday.
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628. What's the date?
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629. Uh, it's... the 18th.
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630. Oh, we've been trying to get
in contact with your parents,
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631. but for some reason...
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632. - Geez!
- Can I help you?
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633. Uh, I'm just...
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634. - I'm checking on her.
- It's okay.
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635. - He's a friend.
- Sorry. Visiting hours are over.
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636. Got it.
Copy !req
637. Thanks, Carter.
Copy !req
638. Feel better.
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639. When can I get out of here?
Copy !req
640. Uh, I'm having a hard time
pulling your medical records.
Copy !req
641. Why?
Copy !req
642. We just got these back
from imaging,
Copy !req
643. and these are signs of...
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644. major trauma.
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645. I mean, given the severity
of the scar tissue
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646. and the size of the lesions...
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647. This is gonna sound
crazy, but...
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648. technically...
you should be dead.
Copy !req
649. Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
What are you doing?
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650. - I need to get out of here.
- No way.
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651. No, you need to stay here
for observation.
Copy !req
652. If I don't get out of here,
I'm gonna die.
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653. - I need to go...
- Tree, Tree, shh, shh.
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654. Listen to me.
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655. You are absolutely safe here.
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656. Okay.
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657. I won't let anything
happen to you.
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658. I'm really thirsty.
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659. Could you get me a soda?
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660. Sure.
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661. Thank you.
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662. Special delivery.
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663. Keys, keys, keys.
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664. Shit.
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665. Oh, Gregory, where are
the car keys? Come on.
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666. Tree, Tree, it's okay.
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667. It's okay.
It's just me.
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668. Gregory, look out!
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669. No.
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670. No!
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671. Oh, my God. Come on.
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672. Come on, no.
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673. Oh...
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674. No.
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675. I did it.
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676. I did it!
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677. I did it!
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678. Yeah!
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679. Catch me now, bitch!
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680. What?
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681. Oh, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
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682. Come on!
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683. No!
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684. Oh, sh... shit!
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685. Shit, shit, shit.
Copy !req
686. I know I was speeding,
Officer.
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687. - I just...
- Turn off the engine, please.
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688. Yes, Officer.
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689. License and registration.
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690. I, um...
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691. I don't have it.
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692. Pardon me?
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693. He's trying to kill me again.
Copy !req
694. - Again?
- Yes.
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695. I mean, no, I me...
Copy !req
696. he was trying before,
but this time I got away.
Copy !req
697. But I-I-I didn't have time
to grab my clothes
Copy !req
698. and my driver's license
is in my pocket.
Copy !req
699. Ma'am, are you under
the influence of alcohol
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700. or any other
controlled substance?
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701. No!
That is what I'm trying to...
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702. Wait.
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703. If I am, does that mean that
you're going to arrest me
Copy !req
704. and lock me in a jail cell?
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705. That's how it usually works.
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706. I'm drunk.
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707. You are?
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708. Wasted.
And I'm high.
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709. You know, pills, weed.
Copy !req
710. You name it, man, I'm on it.
Copy !req
711. Uh, well...
Copy !req
712. then I'm gonna put you
under arrest.
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713. That's a good idea.
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714. Let me help you.
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715. Um, all right.
Copy !req
716. You know,
never been arrested before.
Copy !req
717. Uh-huh.
Copy !req
718. - Thank you!
- All units,
Copy !req
719. we got a 187
at University Hospital.
Copy !req
720. Suspect is believed...
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721. No!
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722. Shit. Oh, God, get me out!
Copy !req
723. Get me out,
get me out!
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724. What do you want?
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725. Why are you doing this to me?
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726. Who are you?
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727. Show your face, you pussy!
Copy !req
728. Where are you going?
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729. Oh, shit!
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730. Oh, fuck.
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731. Oh, hey.
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732. - You're up.
- Silence!
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733. Wait, you been here before?
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734. Hey, uh, you know,
I don't think you should be
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735. taking that many.
I mean, you could...
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736. you could die.
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737. If only it were that easy.
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738. Water, por favor.
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739. Come on.
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740. - Here you go.
- Mm.
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741. Ah.
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742. Dude, did you hit that...
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743. Hi.
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744. I'm the so-called fine vagine.
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745. And if that's the way
that you refer to girls,
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746. you and your hand
are going to have
Copy !req
747. a very lasting relationship.
Copy !req
748. Have a nice day.
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749. What?
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750. I mean, are you...
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751. you always this charming
in the morning?
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752. Mm. Just this one.
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753. So were you having a bad dream
or something?
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754. Sorry?
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755. You were just... screaming
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756. - before you woke up.
- Oh.
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757. Well...
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758. I was dying.
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759. Again.
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760. What?
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761. Uh, it's a long story.
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762. Well, I mean,
I-I've got, you know, time.
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763. I'm not doing anything today,
if-if you want to...
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764. Seriously?
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765. I hate this sticker.
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766. Hey, wait!
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767. Why are you following me?
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768. I... I want to hear your story.
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769. Look, no offense,
but the last time
Copy !req
770. I explained it to you,
it got me nowhere.
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771. So...
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772. "The last time"?
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773. Hey.
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774. So you're-you're having
bad dreams.
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775. I took an elective course
on neurocognition
Copy !req
776. - in dream content.
- Mm. Hooray for you.
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777. I'm just saying, I-I...
Copy !req
778. I might be able to help, you know?
Copy !req
779. Can you help me stop reliving
the same day over and over,
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780. only to be murdered by someone
I may or may not know?
Copy !req
781. Yeah. Thought so.
Copy !req
782. - Stop global warming?
- Mm.
Copy !req
783. So, wait, you literally think
you're reliving the same day?
Copy !req
784. Yep.
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785. And somebody kills you?
Copy !req
786. Yep again.
Copy !req
787. All right, come on. You're
just messing with me, right?
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788. Sprinklers.
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789. Oh!
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790. Car alarm.
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791. Run!
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792. Now, see that pledge
over there,
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793. the one in the baseball hat?
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794. He's going to fall
right... now.
Copy !req
795. - Keep going!
- Hmm.
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796. Any questions?
Copy !req
797. How are your fries?
Copy !req
798. - Yeah, they're good.
- Mm.
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799. Mm.
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800. - That's... impressive.
- Mm.
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801. That was nothing.
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802. - Did you get it all out?
- Whatever.
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803. You won't remember it anyway.
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804. It's your dad. Do you want
to... want to get that?
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805. I was never close with my dad.
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806. Can't even remember
the last time he called me
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807. on my birthday.
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808. Kind of always forgets.
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809. Yeah. I'm supposed
to be with mine.
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810. I don't know.
I couldn't bear the thought
Copy !req
811. of sitting through another
uncomfortable celebration
Copy !req
812. while we both pretend
that everything is awesome.
Copy !req
813. Are you closer with your mom?
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814. Was.
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815. What happened?
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816. Oh. She...
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817. Yeah. Three years ago.
Copy !req
818. I'm sorry. That...
Copy !req
819. that-that sucks.
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820. Yeah.
Copy !req
821. We actually share
the same birthday, though.
Copy !req
822. Seriously?
Copy !req
823. That's crazy.
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824. Yeah, when I was a kid,
Copy !req
825. I always got to skip school.
Copy !req
826. We'd go to the beach.
Copy !req
827. My dad would buy us
this, like, huge birthday cake
Copy !req
828. and put just one candle on it.
Copy !req
829. We'd blow it out together.
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830. I bet you miss her.
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831. Yeah.
Copy !req
832. You know what's funny?
Copy !req
833. You relive the same day over
and over again,
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834. you kind of start to see
who you really are.
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835. If my mom saw me now,
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836. you know, who I've become,
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837. I don't think
she'd be very proud.
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838. Don't say that.
Copy !req
839. It's true.
Copy !req
840. I'm not a good person, Carter.
Copy !req
841. Maybe this is karma.
Maybe I deserve it.
Copy !req
842. Well, look, I don't...
know you all that well,
Copy !req
843. but it's never too late
to change.
Copy !req
844. I mean, especially
if what you're saying is true.
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845. Each new day is...
Copy !req
846. it's a chance
to be somebody better.
Copy !req
847. See, that's just it.
Copy !req
848. I don't think
I have that many chances left.
Copy !req
849. I keep on getting weaker
every time I come back.
Copy !req
850. You know, maybe I'm like
that cat with nine lives.
Copy !req
851. Eventually, I'm gonna run out.
Copy !req
852. Let's go live now to
Bayfield University Hospital,
Copy !req
853. where Jennifer Tran
has the latest
Copy !req
854. on this developing situation.
Copy !req
855. I'm standing outside the
Bayfield University Hospital,
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856. where suspected murderer
John Tombs is being treated
Copy !req
857. for a gunshot wound,
following a...
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858. Can you turn that up, please?
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859. that left one officer dead.
Copy !req
860. Tombs was the subject of
a nationwide manhunt that ended
Copy !req
861. - after a five-month pursuit across four
- What's going on?
Copy !req
862. - state lines that left six female victims.
- Tree.
Copy !req
863. Authorities are still not sure
if Tombs is responsible
Copy !req
864. - for the murder of more than a dozen
- Oh, my God.
Copy !req
865. Other victims he's claimed
to have buried across
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866. - the vast desert of Arizona...
- He's been here the whole time.
Copy !req
867. What? Tree!
Copy !req
868. Hey...
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869. Tree!
Copy !req
870. He's going to escape!
Call the police!
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871. - Who?
- John Tombs. Just call the police.
Copy !req
872. - What?
- Wait, don't go in there!
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873. Shit.
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874. Excuse me,
what are you doing?
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875. He has a gun!
He has a gun, run!
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876. Come on, come on.
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877. Hey!
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878. Carter!
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879. Stop!
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880. Stop it right now!
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881. Hey!
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882. No.
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883. No.
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884. Carter!
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885. Ah!
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886. No!
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887. There's nowhere to hide,
little girl!
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888. Ow...
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889. Carter.
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890. If I don't reset this day,
he's gone forever.
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891. Should've killed me
when you had the chance.
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892. Come on.
Olly, olly, oxen free.
Copy !req
893. Hey!
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894. See you soon, asshole.
Copy !req
895. Oh, hey. You're up.
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896. Hey, I wasn't sure
if you wanted...
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897. I can't believe
you tried to save my life!
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898. Thank you so much!
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899. Yeah.
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900. Yeah, no biggie.
I just, you know,
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901. brought you home.
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902. Uh, I don't know if you
remember my name.
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903. Carter.
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904. Yeah.
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905. You...
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906. - I...
- Oh!
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907. Do you mind if I borrow this?
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908. Uh...
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909. Yeah, yeah.
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910. Sure.
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911. See you at lunch.
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912. Dude, did you hit
that fine vagine or what?
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913. You naughty, naughty boy!
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914. Fine vagine out!
Copy !req
915. What just happened?
Copy !req
916. - Hey. Stop global warming?
- Sure.
Copy !req
917. You save that planet, girl.
Copy !req
918. Sprinklers are about to go off!
Copy !req
919. You're welcome!
Copy !req
920. I can't hear you!
Copy !req
921. Oh, Tim!
Copy !req
922. I know you're back there.
Copy !req
923. Hi, Tim.
Copy !req
924. - Hey.
- Hi.
Copy !req
925. Uh, you haven't returned
any of my texts.
Copy !req
926. Look, Tim,
let's get real.
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927. I know you don't like girls.
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928. Stop trying to be
someone you're not.
Copy !req
929. Love is love, right?
Copy !req
930. Now you go out there
and get yourself
Copy !req
931. a fine piece of man ass.
Copy !req
932. Good morning.
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933. Oh, my God.
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934. You sneaky little beyatch.
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935. His name's Carter.
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936. No, we did not have sex,
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937. but if I finally make it
through this day somehow,
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938. I'm gonna have his babies.
Copy !req
939. Lots to do; gotta go.
Copy !req
940. She finally rolls in.
Copy !req
941. What's wrong? Ugh...
Copy !req
942. Um, nothing.
Copy !req
943. No, it's...
Copy !req
944. Look, Lori,
Copy !req
945. I have been the worst roommate.
Copy !req
946. You've always been there
for me,
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947. but I've been way too selfish
to even appreciate it.
Copy !req
948. Can we start over?
Copy !req
949. I promise not to be
such a loser.
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950. Are you high?
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951. On life.
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952. Oh! By the way,
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953. I want to hear about
this mystery guy.
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954. When extreme agitation occurs,
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955. locomotive response
in the subject shows
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956. - an acceleration...
- Dr. Butler.
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957. Can I have a word, please?
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958. What the hell do...
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959. What the hell
do you think you're doing?
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960. I'm ending this.
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961. Wait, what?
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962. I never should've
started seeing you.
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963. It was wrong,
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964. and I...
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965. Anyway, I can't change
what I've done,
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966. but I can start trying
to be a better person today.
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967. What lame little self-help book
did you get that from?
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968. You know what?
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969. You have a wife
who loves you so much.
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970. So if you can't
be faithful to her,
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971. at least have the balls
to leave.
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972. Don't expect me to let you
coast by in my class now.
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973. Already dropped it.
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974. I just have to say
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975. how totally sad
and disappointing it is
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976. when certain people
can't be bothered to make it
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977. to a mandatory house meeting.
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978. We were supposed to be picking
this year's charity.
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979. Becky?
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980. Is that chocolate milk I see?
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981. I skipped breakfast...
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982. Oh!
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983. Mmm. Mmm.
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984. Mmm!
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985. Oh, my God! That is so good.
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986. What's up with the fat fest?
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987. We're Kappas.
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988. Come on, hon, live a little.
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989. Few calories won't kill ya.
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990. No.
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991. It'll just turn me
into a chunker.
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992. Like Becky here.
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993. Okay.
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994. Oh, my God!
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995. You'll be okay!
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996. Hey, Tree?
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997. Hey.
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998. Just, uh, coming by to...
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999. What was that for?
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1000. I have to run, but what are you
doing later tonight?
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1001. Nothing.
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1002. Do you want to take me out
for my birthday?
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1003. What's the punch line?
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1004. Look, I know
it's really random,
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1005. but I promise I'll explain
everything tomorrow.
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1006. Assuming there is one.
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1007. Just say yes.
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1008. All right. Yeah.
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1009. Yeah.
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1010. Great.
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1011. Excuse me.
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1012. Can I pay for my coffee,
please?
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1013. You're not gonna eat?
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1014. No, just the check, please.
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1015. I'll be right back.
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1016. Hi, Daddy. Sorry I'm late.
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1017. Like your tie.
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1018. Thanks.
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1019. How's school?
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1020. Fine.
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1021. Like your classes?
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1022. They're fine, Dad.
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1023. I don't want to do that
anymore.
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1024. Do what?
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1025. Small talk.
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1026. It's just that...
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1027. this day...
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1028. this day is really...
hard for me.
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1029. And, um...
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1030. I miss Mom.
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1031. You know?
I miss her so much.
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1032. I miss the way that she smells.
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1033. I miss that crazy horse laugh
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1034. she has.
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1035. Yeah.
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1036. Me, too.
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1037. And I...
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1038. I guess I thought that if
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1039. I avoided all of it...
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1040. if I avoided you...
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1041. that somehow
it would be easier.
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1042. But it's not.
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1043. It's been so much worse.
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1044. All of this running and hiding
has made me so miserable.
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1045. And I think
I finally figured it out.
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1046. For me, it took something,
like, totally crazy, but...
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1047. but I'm here.
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1048. And I love you.
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1049. And I am so, so sorry
that I hurt you.
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1050. Happy birthday, baby.
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1051. Stay calm.
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1052. I need you to stand up.
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1053. Slowly.
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1054. Slowly.
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1055. Okay, good.
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1056. Okay, this-this is
a really bad idea.
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1057. Okay, well, so is dying
for the 16th time.
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1058. Okay.
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1059. Now turn around.
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1060. I need you to listen to me.
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1061. He's going to escape.
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1062. We can talk about this.
Just put the gun down.
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1063. He's going to escape.
Go get help.
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1064. - Go!
- Okay.
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1065. I know you're not asleep.
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1066. Open your eyes.
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1067. Safety's on, little girl.
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1068. Ah, ah, what do we have here?
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1069. Hmm?
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1070. You know, real nice surprise,
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1071. you coming to visit me
like this.
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1072. Whew. I like you.
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1073. Damn shame.
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1074. But you're a feisty
little shit, ain't you?
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1075. That's right.
Crawl, little girl, crawl.
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1076. Or...
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1077. I'll just make this one
real quick for you, okay?
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1078. Hey!
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1079. Safety's off.
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1080. Thanks for the tip.
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1081. Who took my hairdryer?
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1082. So, this has got to be, like,
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1083. the strangest birthday
you've ever had, huh?
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1084. You have no idea.
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1085. Did you ever figure out
how Tombs got free?
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1086. No.
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1087. No one knows.
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1088. It's kind of like Houdini.
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1089. Yeah.
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1090. I guess.
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1091. What are you gonna wish for?
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1092. Tomorrow.
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1093. Tomorrow?
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1094. That's...
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1095. I mean,
isn't that kind of a given?
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1096. You want to aim
for anything higher?
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1097. No.
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1098. Tomorrow's good enough for me.
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1099. Shut up!
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1100. Oh, hey. You're up.
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1101. Yeah.
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1102. I'm surprised
you remember my name.
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1103. You were pretty wasted
last night.
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1104. This can't be happening.
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1105. This can't
be happening.
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1106. - What?
- I killed him!
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1107. I stopped it!
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1108. Who?
What are you talking about?
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1109. What's going on?
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1110. I mean, look, you were probably
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1111. just having a bad dream
or something.
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1112. That happens to me
all the time
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1113. when I'm drinking.
You know, I...
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1114. Nice one. Dickhead.
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1115. She finally rolls in.
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1116. Going somewhere?
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1117. Yes.
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1118. As far away as possible.
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1119. Tree, what's wrong?
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1120. Me. I was wrong.
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1121. I thought if I stopped running,
that I could beat it.
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1122. But it's never gonna stop!
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1123. Tree, you're freaking me out.
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1124. Oh, well!
That's me, a freak!
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1125. Tree...
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1126. Tree, look.
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1127. Happy birthday.
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1128. Thanks, but I already ate it
last night.
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1129. Oh, my God.
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1130. I died in my sleep.
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1131. What?
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1132. You killed me.
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1133. What?
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1134. You poisoned it.
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1135. But I never ate it before.
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1136. So you had to find another way.
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1137. Then Tombs fell
right into your lap.
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1138. Perfect scapegoat.
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1139. You had access to him.
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1140. Did you drug him first?
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1141. You knew that if he escaped,
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1142. everyone would assume
that he killed me.
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1143. But it was always you.
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1144. Tree, are...
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1145. is this a joke?
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1146. You think I would
actually try to poison you
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1147. with a freakin' cupcake?
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1148. Okay, then.
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1149. Prove it.
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1150. Go on, Lori.
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1151. Take a bite.
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1152. Go on, Lori.
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1153. You really are crazy.
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1154. Okay, then.
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1155. I'll take it
down to the police.
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1156. I'm sure they can tell us
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1157. what your little
birthday treat is made of.
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1158. You stupid little whore.
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1159. I know I've been
a bad roommate,
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1160. but isn't this a bit much?
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1161. What the hell?
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1162. Oh, I don't know,
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1163. maybe because you wouldn't stop
sleeping with him.
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1164. What?
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1165. Gregory?
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1166. But he just kept choosing you.
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1167. Over me.
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1168. Guess all he wanted
was a cheap slut like you!
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1169. Wait.
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1170. You've been killing me
over some stupid guy?
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1171. Oh, that's not the only reason.
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1172. You're a dumb bitch, too!
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1173. But what I really want
to know is...
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1174. how did you figure it out?
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1175. Because you've killed me
before.
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1176. Then I guess I'm just gonna
have to do it again.
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1177. Ow.
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1178. Ow! Ah!
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1179. No! Bitch!
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1180. No!
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1181. What the hell
is going on in there?
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1182. Nothing.
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1183. Tree just fell.
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1184. Everything's fine.
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1185. Whatever. Clumsy hoes.
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1186. I better see you
at the meeting today.
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1187. We'll be there.
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1188. Eat it, bitch!
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1189. What are you losers
doing in there?
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1190. Lori...
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1191. ate...
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1192. my cupcake.
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1193. I just knew there
was something wrong with Lori.
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1194. She never wore makeup,
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1195. never posted any cute selfies,
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1196. and she literally
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1197. owned a pair of Crocs.
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1198. All the signs
of a psycho killer were th...
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1199. Hello?
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1200. I'm trying to
get interviewed here.
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1201. Oh, my God,
she is such a tool.
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1202. Anyhoo... Lori's little plot
was super lame.
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1203. Poisoning a cupcake?
Really?
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1204. We're Kappas.
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1205. We don't eat cupcakes.
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1206. - Tree, honey, are you okay?
- Hey, Dad.
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1207. - Dad.
- Are you hurt?
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1208. Dad, no, Dad, I'm fine.
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1209. I promise.
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1210. - Are you sure?
- Yeah.
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1211. I'm just a little scratched up.
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1212. All right.
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1213. Okay.
I'll see you soon.
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1214. - I love you.
- I love you, too. Bye.
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1215. So, uh, now that your...
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1216. bedroom is officially
a crime scene and all,
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1217. uh, where you planning on
crashing tonight?
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1218. Is that an invitation?
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1219. You sure you want to wake up
in a dorm room again?
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1220. Only if it's yours.
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1221. Well, I mean, of course,
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1222. you'll have to
sleep in Ryan's bed.
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1223. - Of course.
- Yeah.
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1224. We can, yeah...
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1225. Oh, uh...
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1226. almost forgot.
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1227. You left this little guy.
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1228. Thanks.
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1229. You know what your little
scenario reminds me of?
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1230. What?
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1231. - Uh...
- What's that?
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1232. Groundhog Day.
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1233. The movie, Groundhog Day?
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1234. I don't know.
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1235. With Bill Murray?
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1236. Who's Bill Murray?
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1237. Are you kidding me?
Ghostbusters.
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1238. Sorry.
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1239. - I...
- How...
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1240. - I don't know.
- How do you sleep at night?
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1241. - You've never seen Groundhog Day?
- No.
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1242. You're up.
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1243. I wasn't sure if you wanted to,
uh, you know,
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1244. sleep in or not.
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1245. Oh, my...
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1246. I'm kidding.
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1247. It was, it was me.
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1248. I just called your phone.
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1249. What?
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1250. It's Tuesday the 19th.
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1251. You made it.
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1252. Oh, my God.
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1253. You are such a jerk!
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1254. - I'm gonna kill you!
- Hey. That's not...
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1255. - What is wrong with you?
- H-Hey, hey. Hey.
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1256. That was not funny!
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1257. You are such a punk!
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1258. I hate you.
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1259. - She's back?
- Out.
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1260. I'm not sleeping
in my car again.
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1261. It smells like Hot Pockets
and feet.
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1262. Get out.
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1263. I just want clean underwear!
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1264. Yeah.
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