1. Shut up!Copy !req
2. Oh, hey, you're UP-Copy !req
3. I wasn't sure if you, you know,
wanted to sleep in or not.Copy !req
4. Am I in a dorm room?Copy !req
5. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
6. Yeah, it's my birthday.Copy !req
7. And now you gotta
pick up the phone.Copy !req
8. Where are my clothes?Copy !req
9. On the dresser.Copy !req
10. I folded your pants last night.Copy !req
11. You know, I wasn't sure if
that material gets wrinkled.Copy !req
12. Great.Copy !req
13. Uh...Copy !req
14. Don't know if you
remember my name or not.Copy !req
15. Pretty wasted last night.
Tylenol?Copy !req
16. What?Copy !req
17. My head is killing me.
Do you have any Tylenol?Copy !req
18. Yes.Copy !req
19. Yes, I do.Copy !req
20. Sorry.Copy !req
21. Thanks.Copy !req
22. I'm Carter, by the way.Copy !req
23. Not a word of this
to anyone, got it?Copy !req
24. Yeah. Sure.Copy !req
25. Dude! Did you hit
that fine vagina or what?Copy !req
26. Nice one, dickhead.Copy !req
27. Hey!Copy !req
28. Stop global warming?Copy !req
29. On.Copy !req
30. Run!Copy !req
31. 63 bottles of beer on the wallCopy !req
32. 26 hours, that's all you got?Copy !req
33. Bottles of beer on the wall.Copy !req
34. I can't hear you!Copy !req
35. 62 bottles of beer.Copy !req
36. You take one down
Pass it around.Copy !req
37. Keep going!Copy !req
38. Hey!Copy !req
39. Hi.Copy !req
40. You haven't
returned any of my texts.Copy !req
41. Yeah, sorry, I've been busy.Copy !req
42. Yeah, I can see that.Copy !req
43. Okay, Tim, we went on a date.Copy !req
44. One.Copy !req
45. I don't have to text you back.
We're not, like, a thing.Copy !req
46. Okay. I just...Copy !req
47. You know, I figured
we had a nice time.Copy !req
48. You had a nice time.
I was miserable.Copy !req
49. I mean, who takes
their first date to Subway?Copy !req
50. It's not like you
have a footlong.Copy !req
51. Hey, does this
look infected to you?Copy !req
52. Someone drank my kombucha!Copy !req
53. Is this gluten-free?Copy !req
54. Yes. Of course.Copy !req
55. Oh, my God!Copy !req
56. You sneaky little beeyotch!
Who was it?Copy !req
57. Nobody.Copy !req
58. Sisters don't keep secrets.Copy !req
59. Seriously, it was nobody.Copy !req
60. Well, I hope "nobody"
used a condom.Copy !req
61. We don't want somebody
looking like a whore.Copy !req
62. Thanks, Danielle.
Super helpful.Copy !req
63. What are sisters for?Copy !req
64. Oh, and don't forget,
house meeting at lunch.Copy !req
65. Living for it.Copy !req
66. Hmm.Copy !req
67. She finally rolls in.Copy !req
68. Did I totally embarrass
myself last night?Copy !req
69. Not at all!Copy !req
70. Unless you considerCopy !req
71. dancing on a table,
starting two fightsCopy !req
72. and barfing pretzel chunks
all over the bar embarrassing.Copy !req
73. Please tell me you're kidding.Copy !req
74. Oh, and you also rammed your
tongue down Nick Sims' throatCopy !req
75. right in front of Danielle.Copy !req
76. Oh, God! But she was
so nice to me this morning.Copy !req
77. Yeah, I think she was
as drunk as you last night.Copy !req
78. So consider it
collective amnesia.Copy !req
79. Thank God for that!Copy !req
80. Oh, crap!
I'm so late for class.Copy !req
81. I can't find my damn book!Copy !req
82. Ha!Copy !req
83. Did you really think you could
keep it a secret from me?Copy !req
84. How did you find out?Copy !req
85. Driver's license.Copy !req
86. Not the best picture,
I might add.Copy !req
87. I assume you
changed my ringer, too?Copy !req
88. Who, me?Copy !req
89. Never.Copy !req
90. What'd you wish for?Copy !req
91. A new roommate.Copy !req
92. Wench.Copy !req
93. I made that from scratch!Copy !req
94. Sorry, too many carbs.
Toodles!Copy !req
95. Locomotive response in the
subject shows an accelerationCopy !req
96. across the quantum plane.Copy !req
97. This creates
great orbital overlapCopy !req
98. between the partially
positive base of carbonCopy !req
99. and the partially negative
hydrogen alkali group.Copy !req
100. Thanks.Copy !req
101. Get your school spirit
on before the big game.Copy !req
102. 10% off with your student ID.Copy !req
103. We really need to step up
our game at the Sigma parties, okay?Copy !req
104. And we still need to
pick this year's charity.Copy !req
105. I can say right now,Copy !req
106. there's no way we're doing the
Special Needs Art Fair again.Copy !req
107. Totally freaked my shit out.
Thoughts?Copy !req
108. What's wrong?Copy !req
109. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
110. What's wrong, Tree?Copy !req
111. Nothing.Copy !req
112. Except for that cat lady buffet
you just dumped at our table.Copy !req
113. And is that
chocolate milk I see?Copy !req
114. I missed breakfast.Copy !req
115. What is breakfast, Becky?Copy !req
116. Oh! Asshole!
I'm sorry.Copy !req
117. I'm sorry, Tree.Copy !req
118. Wait, you two know each other?Copy !req
119. Yeah.
No!Copy !req
120. We had a class
together last year.Copy !req
121. Look, I was bringing
you this back.Copy !req
122. Sorry, I didn't know where you lived.
You know, I...Copy !req
123. Yeah. I'm sorry
again about the mess.Copy !req
124. What a douchebag!Copy !req
125. Dr. Lawrence
to outpatient services.Copy !req
126. Dr. Lawrence to
outpatient services.Copy !req
127. Yeah, it's my birthday.Copy !req
128. And now you gotta
pick up the phoneCopy !req
129. Lori!
Hi.Copy !req
130. Hi.Copy !req
131. Urn...Copy !req
132. So, I thought you
only work nights.Copy !req
133. Doing a double for Jen.
She has the flu.Copy !req
134. That's nice of you.Copy !req
135. So, I guess I don't need
to ask what you're doing here?Copy !req
136. Got to go!Copy !req
137. Look, Tree.Copy !req
138. It's none of my business,Copy !req
139. but I think something like thisCopy !req
140. is bound to have some
pretty serious consequences.Copy !req
141. You're right.
It is none of your business.Copy !req
142. Dr. Surd
and Dr. Margo/an, 2476.Copy !req
143. Dr. Surd
and Dr. Margolan, 2476.Copy !req
144. We can't do this today.Copy !req
145. There's too much
going on in the building.Copy !req
146. I have patients.Copy !req
147. And I'm losing mine.Copy !req
148. Gregory.Copy !req
149. Hi.
Hey, sweetie.Copy !req
150. What's with the door?Copy !req
151. Stupid thing got jammed.Copy !req
152. Oh. Just wrapping up here. Have
you met my student, Theresa?Copy !req
153. No, I haven't.Copy !req
154. Hi, it's nice to meet you.Copy !req
155. Thank you so much
for helping me out.Copy !req
156. This is a nice surprise.Copy !req
157. Nathan's been acting
really strange since our big fight.Copy !req
158. And this morning,Copy !req
159. he drove to Atlanta for
a last-minute business meetingCopy !req
160. about opening a new gym.Copy !req
161. Enter.Copy !req
162. Which is weird because I've
never heard anything about it before.Copy !req
163. But Pm trying not to
let that bring me down.Copy !req
164. Is that my top?Copy !req
165. How cute is it on me?Copy !req
166. Whatever. Just don't get
anything on it, please.Copy !req
167. You mean like
Nick's nutter butter?Copy !req
168. Wow. Classy, Danielle.Copy !req
169. What time are you
going to the party tonight?Copy !req
170. I don't know. Later.Copy !req
171. Ugh.Copy !req
172. Our tuition dollars at work.Copy !req
173. Anyhow, don't be too late, or all
the cute Sigma boys will be taken.Copy !req
174. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
175. Bye!Copy !req
176. Who took my hair dryer?Copy !req
177. Crazy bitch!Copy !req
178. Theresa, it's Dad.Copy !req
179. I sat in that restaurant waiting
for you for over an hour.Copy !req
180. I can't believe you would do
this to me, today of all days!Copy !req
181. Bayfield, baby!
Ooh!Copy !req
182. Babies for life!Copy !req
183. Okay, you guys are hilarious.
You can come out now.Copy !req
184. Losers.Copy !req
185. Yo, I think your friends
went the other way.Copy !req
186. Can I help you?Copy !req
187. Look, weirdo, I'm not scared.Copy !req
188. Why don't you go try this with one
of the heifers at Delta Gamma?Copy !req
189. They're into cosplay.Copy !req
190. Okay, I'm calling the cops.Copy !req
191. Shut up!Copy !req
192. Oh, hey, you're UP-Copy !req
193. I wasn't sure if you, you know,
wanted to sleep in or not.Copy !req
194. And now you gotta pick up the phone.Copy !req
195. Oh...Copy !req
196. Right, yeah.Copy !req
197. I folded your pants
for you last night.Copy !req
198. You know, I wasn't sure if
that material gets wrinkled.Copy !req
199. Uh...Copy !req
200. I don't know if you
remember my name or not,Copy !req
201. you know, you were
pretty wasted last night.Copy !req
202. But, uh...Copy !req
203. I'm...
Carter.Copy !req
204. You remember.Copy !req
205. Tylenol?
What?Copy !req
206. My head is killing me.
Do you have any Tylenol?Copy !req
207. Oh, uh...Copy !req
208. Yes.Copy !req
209. Urn...Copy !req
210. It's over there.Copy !req
211. Right.Copy !req
212. It's under your
clothes on the thing.Copy !req
213. Right. Right.Copy !req
214. Thanks.Copy !req
215. And...Copy !req
216. It's like
you've been here before.Copy !req
217. Are you okay?Copy !req
218. Tree.Copy !req
219. Are you okay?Copy !req
220. Dude! Did you hit
that fine vagina or what?Copy !req
221. I'm... I'm sorry.Copy !req
222. Nice one, dickhead.Copy !req
223. Hey!Copy !req
224. Stop global warming?Copy !req
225. Sorry, no thanks.Copy !req
226. On.Copy !req
227. Run!Copy !req
228. 64 bottles of beer on the wallCopy !req
229. 64 bottles of beer.Copy !req
230. I'm soaked!Copy !req
231. You take one down.
Pass it aroundCopy !req
232. 63 bottles of beer on the wallCopy !req
233. 26 hours, that's all you got?Copy !req
234. Keep going! Faster!Copy !req
235. FRAT PLEDGES".
62 bottles of beer on the wallCopy !req
236. 62 bottles of beer.Copy !req
237. FRAT BROTHER".
Keep going! I can't hear you!Copy !req
238. Hey!Copy !req
239. You haven't returned
any of my texts.Copy !req
240. Tim, what day is it?Copy !req
241. Uh, Monday the 18th.Copy !req
242. You're sure?Copy !req
243. I'm pretty sure.Copy !req
244. I, um...Copy !req
245. I gotta go.Copy !req
246. Call me!Copy !req
247. Oh, my God!Copy !req
248. You sneaky little beeyotch!
Who was it?Copy !req
249. Sisters don't keep secrets.Copy !req
250. I'm totally having
déja vu right now.Copy !req
251. Oh! I have it all the time.Copy !req
252. It's supposed to mean
someone's thinking about youCopy !req
253. while they're masturbating.Copy !req
254. I have it at least
five times a day.Copy !req
255. Seriously, I've been having it all clay.
It's so weird.Copy !req
256. Maybe you should switch
to water next time, hon.Copy !req
257. I... Yeah, thanks.
I'll keep that in mind.Copy !req
258. What are sisters for?Copy !req
259. Oh, and don't forget,
house meeting at lunch.Copy !req
260. Hello?Copy !req
261. It's been on the board
since last Thursday, Tree.Copy !req
262. Yeah. I remember it.Copy !req
263. Um...Copy !req
264. She finally rolls in.Copy !req
265. That's so weird.Copy !req
266. You okay?Copy !req
267. You were kind of
a mess last night.Copy !req
268. Oh, shit.
I'm so late for class.Copy !req
269. Did you really think you could
keep it a secret from me?Copy !req
270. Don't you wanna
know how I found out?Copy !req
271. Driver's license?Copy !req
272. Clever girl.Copy !req
273. That picture, though.Copy !req
274. I gotta go.Copy !req
275. But you didn't
even blow out the...Copy !req
276. Candle.Copy !req
277. We really need to step up
our game at these frat parties, okay?Copy !req
278. And we still need to
pick this year's charity.Copy !req
279. I can say right now,Copy !req
280. there's no way we are doing the
Special Needs Art Fair again.Copy !req
281. Get your school spirit
on before the big game.Copy !req
282. 10% off with your student ID.Copy !req
283. What's wrong, Tree?Copy !req
284. Um, I'm just a little tired,
I guess.Copy !req
285. No, dumb-ass.Copy !req
286. What's wrong with that?Copy !req
287. So not Kappa cuisine.Copy !req
288. And is that
chocolate milk I see?Copy !req
289. I missed breakfast.Copy !req
290. We all miss breakfast, Becky.Copy !req
291. Becky, look out!Copy !req
292. I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, Tree.Copy !req
293. Wait, you two know each other?Copy !req
294. Yeah. I mean...
No!Copy !req
295. We had a class together
last year. That's all.Copy !req
296. I'm sorry about all this.Copy !req
297. Hey.Copy !req
298. What?Copy !req
299. My bracelet.Copy !req
300. Oh.Copy !req
301. You know, I'm sorry
again about the mess.Copy !req
302. What a douchebag!Copy !req
303. We can't do this today. There's too
much going on in the building.Copy !req
304. I need to talk to you.Copy !req
305. Tree, I...Copy !req
306. I know what you're gonna say.Copy !req
307. You do?Copy !req
308. Look.Copy !req
309. It's normal for a young girl to
have feelings for an older man,Copy !req
310. but you can't fall in love.Copy !req
311. I'm not falling
in love with you.Copy !req
312. You're not?Copy !req
313. No. I've been having
the weirdest day...Copy !req
314. Your wife.Copy !req
315. Uh, that's kind of a buzzkill.Copy !req
316. Gregory.
Are you in there?Copy !req
317. Thank God you locked the door.Copy !req
318. Hey, sweetie.Copy !req
319. Uh, I didn't realize
I'd locked the door. Um...Copy !req
320. Just wrapping up here. Have
you met my student, Theresa?Copy !req
321. No...Copy !req
322. I haven't.Copy !req
323. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
324. Happy birthday to us.Copy !req
325. Happy birthday to us.Copy !req
326. Happy birthday to us.Copy !req
327. My favorite girls.
Blow it out.Copy !req
328. There you go.Copy !req
329. That! What's that?Copy !req
330. TREES MOM". You guys,
I think I just found a bug.Copy !req
331. Where?
Right in there.Copy !req
332. Take a look.Copy !req
333. And Mom goes in for the kill.Copy !req
334. Oh, no. Oh, no.Copy !req
335. Hey, don't look at me.Copy !req
336. Oh, I guessCopy !req
337. I'm not having leftovers.Copy !req
338. for a last-minute
business meeting about opening a new gym.Copy !req
339. I know! I'm just
borrowing it for tonight.Copy !req
340. What time you
going to the party?Copy !req
341. But Pm trying not to
let that bring me down.Copy !req
342. Hello?Copy !req
343. Earth to space bitch.Copy !req
344. What?Copy !req
345. What
time are you going to the party?Copy !req
346. Uh...Copy !req
347. I don't know. Later.Copy !req
348. Ugh.Copy !req
349. Our tuition dollars at work.Copy !req
350. Okay, whoa!Copy !req
351. Chill out. It's just another
rolling blackout, sweetie.Copy !req
352. It happened before?
Yeah.Copy !req
353. Like two weeks ago.Copy !req
354. Anyhow, don't be too late, or all
the cute Sigma boys will be taken.Copy !req
355. Who took my hair dryer?Copy !req
356. Theresa, it's Dad.Copy !req
357. I sat in that restaurant
waiting for you for over an...Copy !req
358. Bayfield, baby!Copy !req
359. Babies for life!Copy !req
360. Yo, Mike.
Come on. Hurry up, man.Copy !req
361. Hold up. I'm coming.Copy !req
362. Here we come.Copy !req
363. No way.Copy !req
364. Surprise?Copy !req
365. What the hell, Tree?Copy !req
366. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
I thought that you...Copy !req
367. lam so, so sorry.Copy !req
368. Don't mess with a Kappa bitch.Copy !req
369. Yes.
Are you serious?Copy !req
370. Yes.Copy !req
371. That slut.
Who?Copy !req
372. Lori. She said
she'd be here.Copy !req
373. She's so out of
the house next year.Copy !req
374. I think she said she had,
like, a double shift.Copy !req
375. Whatevs. She's been boning some mystery guy.Copy !req
376. There's your stalker.Copy !req
377. He's so hot.Copy !req
378. Danielle!
What?Copy !req
379. That's so gross.
Oh, okay.Copy !req
380. Truce?Copy !req
381. Hi.Copy !req
382. Why were you wearing
that stupid mask anyway?Copy !req
383. Big game's on Friday.Copy !req
384. I just thought I'd show
a little school spirit.Copy !req
385. Never thought
I'd get clocked for it.Copy !req
386. I really am sorry.
Did you ice it?Copy !req
387. It's fine.Copy !req
388. You can make it up to me later.Copy !req
389. What?Copy !req
390. Don't "what" me.Copy !req
391. You know exactly what
you are doing, Tree.Copy !req
392. What am I doing, Danielle?Copy !req
393. Danielle!Copy !req
394. Nick?Copy !req
395. Wow.Copy !req
396. Oh, shit.Copy !req
397. Oh, shit, Nick.
You scared me.Copy !req
398. You want me to punch
you in the face again?Copy !req
399. Welcome to the pleasure-dome.Copy !req
400. It's a little loud,
don't you think?Copy !req
401. Okay!
I'm officially over this.Copy !req
402. Have fun in the Sahara Tent.Copy !req
403. Come on. Nick, seriously!
Danielle's, like, freaking out.Copy !req
404. No!Copy !req
405. Help me! Help me!Copy !req
406. You asshole!Copy !req
407. Is everything okay?Copy !req
408. Yeah, it's my birthday.Copy !req
409. And now you gotta
pick up the phone.Copy !req
410. What...Copy !req
411. I don't know if you remember
my name or not.Copy !req
412. You were...
Pretty wasted.Copy !req
413. Yeah.Copy !req
414. And your name is Carter?
Yeah.Copy !req
415. And we've never met before?Copy !req
416. I mean, no,
not until last night.Copy !req
417. Oh, my God.
This is a nightmare.Copy !req
418. I'm sorry.Copy !req
419. You were the one that wanted
to come home with me.Copy !req
420. Dude! Did you hit
that fine vagina...Copy !req
421. Nice one, dickhead.Copy !req
422. Stop global warming?Copy !req
423. Oh! A simple "no thanks"
would do.Copy !req
424. On.Copy !req
425. 26 hours, that's all you got?Copy !req
426. Keep going!Copy !req
427. 62 bottles of beer.Copy !req
428. You take one down.Copy !req
429. I can't hear you!Copy !req
430. Hey!Copy !req
431. You okay? You haven't
returned any of my texts.Copy !req
432. She finally rolls in.Copy !req
433. Hey, you okay?Copy !req
434. Tree?Copy !req
435. Tree, what's wrong?Copy !req
436. Say something.Copy !req
437. Lori...Copy !req
438. I feel like I'm losing my mind.Copy !req
439. I don't know
what's happening to me.Copy !req
440. Okay.Copy !req
441. Just calm down.
Tell me what's going on.Copy !req
442. Look, I know this isn't
gonna make any sense,Copy !req
443. but I have already
lived through this day.Copy !req
444. Twice.Copy !req
445. Tree.Copy !req
446. No, no, no. Believe me.Copy !req
447. I know it sounds totally crazy,Copy !req
448. but this is happening
to me, I swear to God.Copy !req
449. Tree. I'm sure it feels
like you're living through...Copy !req
450. Okay, you made me a cupcake.Copy !req
451. For my birthday, right?Copy !req
452. You're about to give it to meCopy !req
453. and then later on tonight
there's a surprise party.Copy !req
454. Ugh.Copy !req
455. Who told you?
Was it Becky?Copy !req
456. No, no. Nobody told me.
That's what I mean.Copy !req
457. Don't you see? I know
what is going to happenCopy !req
458. before it happens.Copy !req
459. Lori...Copy !req
460. Lori, somebody is
gonna kill me tonight.Copy !req
461. On.Copy !req
462. Okay.Copy !req
463. Okay, I get it.
Who put you up to this?Copy !req
464. Was it Danielle?
No, no, no.Copy !req
465. This isn't some stupid joke! This
is actually happening to me.Copy !req
466. I don't know who is going
to kill me, but someone is.Copy !req
467. I just don't know who it is yet.Copy !req
468. Tree, you're starting
to freak me out.Copy !req
469. How do you think I feel?Copy !req
470. Tree, look at me.Copy !req
471. Nobody is trying to kill you.Copy !req
472. Yes, they are, Lori.Copy !req
473. Tree, look at me!Copy !req
474. I know that today is hard
with your mom and all.Copy !req
475. Why don't you skip class?Copy !req
476. Just take the day off
and get some rest.Copy !req
477. I promise you,
you'll feel better tomorrow.Copy !req
478. Okay?Copy !req
479. Let's see you get
in here now, asshole.Copy !req
480. Tree, why is the door locked?Copy !req
481. Urn...Copy !req
482. I just need some alone time.Copy !req
483. What time are you
going to the party tonight?Copy !req
484. I don't know.Copy !req
485. Ugh.Copy !req
486. Our tuition dollars at work.Copy !req
487. Anyhow, don't be too late, or all
the cute Sigma boys will be taken.Copy !req
488. Okay. See you soon.Copy !req
489. Who took my hair dryer?Copy !req
490. opening a new gym.Copy !req
491. Which is weird because I've never
heard anything about it before.Copy !req
492. But Pm trying not to
let that bring me down.Copy !req
493. Because I'm on my
way to pick up Jace.Copy !req
494. I'm just happy
you're gonna see Jace.Copy !req
495. I know.Copy !req
496. BARBARA". 'Cause it's been,
like, almost a month.Copy !req
497. He's gonna be so excited
to see you.Copy !req
498. Where'd Lori put
the freaking remote?Copy !req
499. Hi, Jace!Copy !req
500. Hey, Jace.Copy !req
501. Hey.Copy !req
502. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
503. I'm Barbara.Copy !req
504. I am Crystal.Copy !req
505. - Hi.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
506. Can you say bye to Mamey?Copy !req
507. Bye.Copy !req
508. Stay buckled
and have a good time.Copy !req
509. G-48.Copy !req
510. It's that great. 6-48.Copy !req
511. 3-48!Copy !req
512. I don't know what's going on
with you and that other guy, okay?Copy !req
513. is being treated
for a gunshot woundCopy !req
514. following a deadly shoot-out this
morning that left one officer dead.Copy !req
515. Tombs was the subject of...Copy !req
516. boring hairstyles?Copy !req
517. Do you go through
a can of hair sprayCopy !req
518. trying to get that full,
volumized look?Copy !req
519. Then bump it up with Bumpits
and get that salon-style look.Copy !req
520. Flat to fabulous, instantly.Copy !req
521. Imagine being able
to create today's...Copy !req
522. No!Copy !req
523. What's wrong?Copy !req
524. What's going on?Copy !req
525. Yeah, it's my birthday.Copy !req
526. And now you gotta
pick up the phone.Copy !req
527. Tree, are you okay?
Are you sick?Copy !req
528. Shut up! Shut up!Copy !req
529. Shut up! Shut up!Copy !req
530. Oh, my God. Make it stop.
Make it stop.Copy !req
531. Are you okay?
Get away from me.Copy !req
532. All right.Copy !req
533. Come on, just...Copy !req
534. Stop global warming?Copy !req
535. On.Copy !req
536. Bottles of beer..Copy !req
537. You take one downCopy !req
538. 61 bottles of beer on the wall.Copy !req
539. Louder.Copy !req
540. FRAT PLEDGES".
61 bottles of beer on the wall.Copy !req
541. You take one down
Pass it around.Copy !req
542. I can't hear you!Copy !req
543. I'm sorry.Copy !req
544. You forgot your stuff.Copy !req
545. Keep going!Copy !req
546. Help me.Copy !req
547. Will you please
stop staring at meCopy !req
548. like I took a dump
on your mom's head?Copy !req
549. I'm sorry.Copy !req
550. I'm just trying to
wrap my brain around this.Copy !req
551. How's that going for you?Copy !req
552. Assuming that I believe any of
this is even remotely possible,Copy !req
553. there has to be a reason
you're stuck in this day.Copy !req
554. Okay? Out of all the days of your
life, what makes this day special?Copy !req
555. What gives this day meaning?Copy !req
556. Nothing.Copy !req
557. Yeah, it's my birthday And now
you gotta pick up the phone.Copy !req
558. It's your birthday?Copy !req
559. Yeah.
Hello?Copy !req
560. So? Birthdays are just excuses to, like,
eat cake and open presents and shit.Copy !req
561. There's no real meaning
behind a birthday.Copy !req
562. No, it's symbolic.Copy !req
563. Okay? Whoever's killing you
knows it's your birthday.Copy !req
564. All right, look.Copy !req
565. Give me a list of names of everybody
who knows it's your birthdayCopy !req
566. and whoever is
trying to kill you.Copy !req
567. Well, thanks to my sorority,Copy !req
568. pretty much the entire school
knows it's my birthday.Copy !req
569. God, they're throwing me this
stupid surprise party tonight.Copy !req
570. I mean, it literally
could be anyone.Copy !req
571. I mean, who has motive?Copy !req
572. Okay, maybe it's Danielle.Copy !req
573. All right.Copy !req
574. Apparently, I made out
with some guy she likedCopy !req
575. right in front of her
last night.Copy !req
576. Huh.Copy !req
577. Must have been before we met.Copy !req
578. Busy night?Copy !req
579. Okay, Mr. "I'm gonna take
this drunk girl homeCopy !req
580. "and take advantage of her."Copy !req
581. Don't judge.Copy !req
582. For the record, I didn't take
advantage of you last night, okay?Copy !req
583. I slept on Ryan's bed.Copy !req
584. So, we didn't have...Copy !req
585. No!Copy !req
586. You were wasted last night.Copy !req
587. You know, I was
afraid you were gonna fallCopy !req
588. or choke on your own vomit
like Janis Joplin.Copy !req
589. Uh, what were we...Copy !req
590. Suspects.
Right. Suspects.Copy !req
591. Um, okay, so Danielle.Copy !req
592. Gregory. Um, his wife.Copy !req
593. Creepy Tim.Copy !req
594. Ooh! Um, that tiny girl from
T.J. Maxx that I got fired.Copy !req
595. And maybe the Uber driver
that I spit on last week.Copy !req
596. I think his name was...Copy !req
597. What? Nobody's perfect.Copy !req
598. Okay. This isn't helping.Copy !req
599. This is pointless, isn't it?
All right, look.Copy !req
600. The way I see it is you have
unlimited amount of lives.Copy !req
601. So you have unlimited opportunities
to solve your own murder.Copy !req
602. So I'm just
supposed to keep dyingCopy !req
603. until I figure out
who my killer is?Copy !req
604. That's your genius plan?Copy !req
605. Do you have a better idea?Copy !req
606. Tim!Copy !req
607. Oh! He's gay!Copy !req
608. It's so exhausting.Copy !req
609. Asshole!Copy !req
610. You bitch!Copy !req
611. I knew it was you!Copy !req
612. Come here!Copy !req
613. Get off of me!
I'm gonna kill you.Copy !req
614. Oh, my God. Becky?Copy !req
615. Becky!Copy !req
616. Becky!Copy !req
617. Becky!Copy !req
618. Shut up!
Ow!Copy !req
619. Yeah, it's my birthday.Copy !req
620. And now you gotta pick up...Copy !req
621. Oh, hey, you're UP-Copy !req
622. I wasn't sure if you
wanted to sleep in...Copy !req
623. Your plan totally sucks.Copy !req
624. What?Copy !req
625. I don't know if you
remember my name or not.Copy !req
626. You know, you were
pretty wasted last night.Copy !req
627. Um... But I'm Carter.Copy !req
628. Are you okay?Copy !req
629. Never better.Copy !req
630. Are you sure you're okay?Copy !req
631. I'm fine.Copy !req
632. Dude! Did you hit
that fine vagina or...Copy !req
633. What's up? Hey.Copy !req
634. Um, I'm sorry to bother
you guys, uh...Copy !req
635. How did it go?Copy !req
636. I had to sleep in my car,
so he could finally get laid.Copy !req
637. Carter, please,
a little help. Carter!Copy !req
638. Tree.Copy !req
639. Hey, hey, hey, calm down.
It's just me.Copy !req
640. How you doing?Copy !req
641. What happened?Copy !req
642. You collapsed this morning.Copy !req
643. What day is it?Copy !req
644. It's Monday.Copy !req
645. What's the date?Copy !req
646. Uh, it's the 18th.Copy !req
647. Oh, we've been trying to get
in contact with your parents,Copy !req
648. but for some reason there's...Copy !req
649. Jeez!
Can I help you?Copy !req
650. Uh, I'm just checking on her.Copy !req
651. It's okay. He's a friend.Copy !req
652. Sorry.
Visiting hours are over.Copy !req
653. Got it.Copy !req
654. Thanks, Carter.Copy !req
655. Feel better.Copy !req
656. When can I get out of here?Copy !req
657. I'm having a hard time
pulling your medical records.Copy !req
658. Why?Copy !req
659. We just got these
back from imaging.Copy !req
660. And these are signs
of major trauma.Copy !req
661. Given the severity of the scar tissue
and the size of the lesions...Copy !req
662. This is gonna sound
crazy but, technically,Copy !req
663. you should be dead.Copy !req
664. Hey. Hey, hey!
What are you doing?Copy !req
665. I need to get out of here.Copy !req
666. No way. No, you need to
stay here for observation.Copy !req
667. If I don't get out of here,
I'm gonna die.Copy !req
668. Tree, Tree.
Listen to me.Copy !req
669. You are absolutely safe here.Copy !req
670. Okay.Copy !req
671. I won't let anything
happen to you.Copy !req
672. I'm really thirsty.
Could you get me a soda?Copy !req
673. Sure.Copy !req
674. Thank you.Copy !req
675. Special delivery.Copy !req
676. Keys, keys, keys.Copy !req
677. Oh, Greg. Where are
the car keys? Come on!Copy !req
678. Tree. Tree. It's okay.
It's okay. It's just me.Copy !req
679. Gregory, look out!Copy !req
680. Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
681. I did it.Copy !req
682. I did it! I did it!Copy !req
683. Whoo!Copy !req
684. Yeah!Copy !req
685. Catch me now, bitch!Copy !req
686. Whoo!Copy !req
687. What?Copy !req
688. Oh, no, no, no! Come on!Copy !req
689. No!Copy !req
690. Oh, shit!Copy !req
691. Shit, shit, shit.Copy !req
692. I know I was speeding,
officer. I just...Copy !req
693. Turn off the engine, please.Copy !req
694. Yes, officer.Copy !req
695. License and registration.Copy !req
696. I, um...Copy !req
697. I don't have it.Copy !req
698. Pardon me?
He's trying to kill me again.Copy !req
699. Yes!
Again?Copy !req
700. I mean, no.Copy !req
701. He was trying before,
but this time I got away.Copy !req
702. But I didn't have time
to grab my clothes,Copy !req
703. and my driver's license
is in my pocket.Copy !req
704. Ma'am, are you under
the influence of alcoholCopy !req
705. or any other
controlled substance?Copy !req
706. No!
That is what I'm trying to...Copy !req
707. Wait.Copy !req
708. If I am, does that mean that
you're going to arrest meCopy !req
709. and lock me in a jail cell?Copy !req
710. That's how it usually works.Copy !req
711. I'm drunk.Copy !req
712. You are?Copy !req
713. Wasted. And I'm high.Copy !req
714. You know, pills, weed.
You name it, man, I'm on it.Copy !req
715. Uh... Well...Copy !req
716. Then I'm gonna
put you under arrest.Copy !req
717. That's a good idea.Copy !req
718. Let me help you.Copy !req
719. Uh, all right.Copy !req
720. Never been arrested before.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
721. Thank you.Copy !req
722. All units,Copy !req
723. we got a 1-8-7 at University Hospital.
Suspect is...Copy !req
724. Shit.Copy !req
725. Oh, God, get me out.Copy !req
726. Get me out, get me out!Copy !req
727. What do you want?Copy !req
728. Why are you doing this to me?Copy !req
729. Who are you?Copy !req
730. Show your face, you pussy!Copy !req
731. Where are you going?Copy !req
732. Oh, shit!Copy !req
733. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
734. Oh, hey, you're UP-Copy !req
735. Silence!Copy !req
736. Yeah, it's my birthday.Copy !req
737. And now you gotta
pick up the phone.Copy !req
738. What, you've been here before?Copy !req
739. Hey, you know, I don't think you
should be taking that many.Copy !req
740. I mean, you could...
You could die.Copy !req
741. If only it were that easy.Copy !req
742. Water, por favor.
Come on.Copy !req
743. There you go.Copy !req
744. Dude! Did you hit that...Copy !req
745. Hi.Copy !req
746. I'm the so-called
fine vagina.Copy !req
747. And if that's the way
that you refer to girls,Copy !req
748. you and your hand are going to
have a very lasting relationship.Copy !req
749. Have a nice day.Copy !req
750. What?Copy !req
751. Are you...Copy !req
752. You're always this
charming in the morning?Copy !req
753. Mmm. Just this one.Copy !req
754. So were you having
a bad dream or something?Copy !req
755. Sorry?Copy !req
756. You were just screaming
before you woke up.Copy !req
757. Well, I was dying.Copy !req
758. Again.Copy !req
759. What?Copy !req
760. Um, it's a long story.Copy !req
761. Well, I've got time.Copy !req
762. I'm not doing anything
today if you wanna...Copy !req
763. Seriously, I hate this sticker.Copy !req
764. Hey, wait.Copy !req
765. Why are you following me?Copy !req
766. I wanna hear your story.Copy !req
767. Look, no offense,Copy !req
768. but the last time I explained it
to you, it got me nowhere. So...Copy !req
769. The last time?Copy !req
770. Hey.Copy !req
771. So you're having bad dreams.Copy !req
772. I took an elective course on
neurocognition and dream content.Copy !req
773. Hooray for you.Copy !req
774. I'm just saying...Copy !req
775. I might be able
to help, you know?Copy !req
776. Can you help me stop reliving
the same day over and overCopy !req
777. only to be murdered by someone
I may or may not know?Copy !req
778. Yep, thought so.Copy !req
779. Stop global warming?
Mmm.Copy !req
780. Wait, you literally think you're reliving the same day?Copy !req
781. Yep.Copy !req
782. And somebody kills you.Copy !req
783. Yep, again.Copy !req
784. All right, come on.
You're just messing with me, right?Copy !req
785. Sprinklers.Copy !req
786. On.Copy !req
787. Car alarm.Copy !req
788. Now, see that pledge over there?
The one in the baseball hat?Copy !req
789. He's going to fall right now.Copy !req
790. Keep going!Copy !req
791. Any questions?Copy !req
792. - How are your fries? Mmm.
- Yeah, they're good.Copy !req
793. That's impressive.
Mmm.Copy !req
794. That was nothing.Copy !req
795. Did you get it all out?Copy !req
796. Whatever. You won't
remember it anyway.Copy !req
797. Yeah, it's my birthday.Copy !req
798. And now you gotta
pick up the phone.Copy !req
799. It's your birthday?Copy !req
800. It's your dad. You wanna...
You wanna get that?Copy !req
801. I was never close with my dad.Copy !req
802. Can't even remember the last time
he called me on my birthday.Copy !req
803. Kinda always forgets.Copy !req
804. Yeah. I'm supposed
to be with mine.Copy !req
805. I don't know.Copy !req
806. I couldn't bear the thought of sitting
through another uncomfortable celebrationCopy !req
807. while we both pretend
that everything is awesome.Copy !req
808. Are you closer with your mom?Copy !req
809. Was.Copy !req
810. What happened?Copy !req
811. Oh, she...Copy !req
812. Yeah. Three years ago.Copy !req
813. I'm sorry. That...Copy !req
814. That... That sucks.Copy !req
815. Yeah.Copy !req
816. We actually shared
the same birthday, though.Copy !req
817. Seriously? That's crazy.Copy !req
818. Yeah, when I was a kid,Copy !req
819. I always got to skip school.Copy !req
820. We'd go to the beach.Copy !req
821. My dad would buy us this,
like, huge birthday cakeCopy !req
822. and put just one candle on it.Copy !req
823. We'd blow it out together.Copy !req
824. I bet you miss her.Copy !req
825. Yeah.Copy !req
826. You know, it's funny.Copy !req
827. You relive the same
day over and over again,Copy !req
828. you kind of start to see
who you really are.Copy !req
829. If my mom saw me now,
knew who I've become...Copy !req
830. I don't think
she'd be very proud.Copy !req
831. Don't say that.Copy !req
832. It's true.Copy !req
833. I'm not a good person, Carter.Copy !req
834. Maybe this is karma.
Maybe I deserve it.Copy !req
835. Look, I don't know you
all that well,Copy !req
836. but it's never
too late to change.Copy !req
837. I mean, especially if what
you're saying is true.Copy !req
838. Each new day, it's a chance
to be somebody better.Copy !req
839. See, that's just it.Copy !req
840. I don't think I have
that many chances left.Copy !req
841. I keep on getting weaker
every time I come back.Copy !req
842. Maybe I'm like that cat
with nine lives.Copy !req
843. Eventually, I'm gonna run out.Copy !req
844. Let's go live now
to Bayfield University HospitalCopy !req
845. where Jennifer Tran has the latest
on this developing situation.Copy !req
846. I'm standing outside the
Bayfield University HospitalCopy !req
847. where suspected murderer,
John Tombs,Copy !req
848. is being treated
for a gunshot wound...Copy !req
849. Can you turn that up, please?Copy !req
850. that left one officer dead.Copy !req
851. Tombs was the subject
of a nationwide manhuntCopy !req
852. that ended after
a five-month pursuitCopy !req
853. across four state lines...
What's going on? Tree?Copy !req
854. that left
six female victims.Copy !req
855. Authorities are still not sure if Tombs
is responsible for the murders...Copy !req
856. Oh, my God.Copy !req
857. of more than
a dozen other victimsCopy !req
858. he's claimed to have buried across
the vast desert of Arizona.Copy !req
859. He's been here the whole time.Copy !req
860. What? Tree!Copy !req
861. Hey...Copy !req
862. Tree!Copy !req
863. He's going to escape.
Call the police.Copy !req
864. Who?
John Tombs.Copy !req
865. Just call the police.
What?Copy !req
866. Wait! Don't go in there!Copy !req
867. Shit.Copy !req
868. Excuse me.
What are you doing?Copy !req
869. He has a gun!
He has a gun, run!Copy !req
870. Come on.Copy !req
871. Hey!Copy !req
872. Carter!Copy !req
873. Stop!Copy !req
874. Stop it right now. Hey!Copy !req
875. No.Copy !req
876. No.Copy !req
877. Carter!Copy !req
878. There's nowhere to hide,
little girl!Copy !req
879. Carter.Copy !req
880. If I don't reset this day,
he's gone forever.Copy !req
881. You should've killed me
when you had the chance.Copy !req
882. Come on.
Olly, Olly, oxen free.Copy !req
883. Hey!Copy !req
884. See you soon, asshole.Copy !req
885. Yeah, it's my birthday.Copy !req
886. And now you gotta
pick up the phone.Copy !req
887. Oh-Hey, You're up.Copy !req
888. I wasn't sure if you wanted...Copy !req
889. I can't believe you tried to save my life.
Thank you so much.Copy !req
890. Yeah.Copy !req
891. Yeah, no biggie.
I just brought you home.Copy !req
892. Uh, I don't know
if you remember my name.Copy !req
893. Carter.Copy !req
894. Yeah.Copy !req
895. You... I...
Oh!Copy !req
896. Do you mind if I borrow this?Copy !req
897. Uh...Copy !req
898. Yeah, yeah. Sure.Copy !req
899. See you at lunch.Copy !req
900. Dude! Did you hit
that fine vagina or what?Copy !req
901. You naughty, naughty boy!Copy !req
902. Fine vagina out!Copy !req
903. What just happened?Copy !req
904. Hey! Stop global warming?Copy !req
905. Sure.Copy !req
906. You save that planet, girl.Copy !req
907. Yo! Sprinklers about to go on.Copy !req
908. You're welcome.Copy !req
909. 26 hours, that's all you got?Copy !req
910. I can't hear you!Copy !req
911. You take one down Pass it aroundCopy !req
912. 62 bottles of beer on the wall.Copy !req
913. Oh, Tim.
I know you're back there.Copy !req
914. Hi, Tim.Copy !req
915. Hey.
Hi.Copy !req
916. Uh, you haven't returned
any of my texts.Copy !req
917. Look, Tim. Let's get real.
I know you don't like girls.Copy !req
918. Stop trying to be
someone you're not.Copy !req
919. Love is love, right?Copy !req
920. Now you go out there and get
yourself a fine piece of man ass.Copy !req
921. Good morning.Copy !req
922. Oh, my God!Copy !req
923. You sneaky little beeyotch!Copy !req
924. His name's Carter.Copy !req
925. No, we did not have sex.Copy !req
926. But if I finally make it
through this day somehow...Copy !req
927. I'm gonna have his babies.Copy !req
928. Lots to do, got to go.Copy !req
929. She finally rolls in.Copy !req
930. What's wrong? Ugh.Copy !req
931. Oh, nothing.
I was...Copy !req
932. Look, Lori...Copy !req
933. I have been the worst roommate.Copy !req
934. You've always been there for me,Copy !req
935. but I've been way too selfish
to even appreciate it.Copy !req
936. Can we start over?Copy !req
937. I promise
not to be such a loser.Copy !req
938. Are you high?Copy !req
939. On life.Copy !req
940. Oh! By the way, I wanna hear
about this mystery guy.Copy !req
941. When extreme agitation occurs
locomotive response in the subjectCopy !req
942. shows an acceleration across...Copy !req
943. Dr. Butler.Copy !req
944. Can I have a word, please?Copy !req
945. What the hell do...Copy !req
946. What the hell do you think
you're doing?Copy !req
947. I'm ending this.Copy !req
948. Wait. What?Copy !req
949. I never should have
started seeing you.Copy !req
950. It was wrong.Copy !req
951. And I...Copy !req
952. Anyway, I can't change
what I've done,Copy !req
953. but I can start trying
to be a better person today.Copy !req
954. What lame little self-help
book did you get that from?Copy !req
955. You know what? You have a
wife who loves you so much.Copy !req
956. So if you can't
be faithful to her,Copy !req
957. at least have
the balls to leave.Copy !req
958. Don't expect me to let you
coast by my class now.Copy !req
959. Already dropped it.Copy !req
960. I just have to say how totally
sad and disappointing it isCopy !req
961. when certain people
can't be botheredCopy !req
962. to make it to a mandatory
house meeting.Copy !req
963. We were supposed to be picking
this year's charity.Copy !req
964. Becky.Copy !req
965. Is that chocolate milk I see?Copy !req
966. I skipped breakfast.
Ah!Copy !req
967. Mmm. Mmm!Copy !req
968. Oh, my God.
That is so good.Copy !req
969. What's up with the fat fest?Copy !req
970. We're Kappas.Copy !req
971. Come on, hon.
Live a little.Copy !req
972. Few calories won't kill ya.Copy !req
973. No.Copy !req
974. It'll just turn me
into a chunker.Copy !req
975. Like Becky here.Copy !req
976. Okay.Copy !req
977. Oh, my God.Copy !req
978. You'll be okay.Copy !req
979. Hey, Tree.Copy !req
980. Hey.Copy !req
981. Just, uh, coming by to...Copy !req
982. What was that for?Copy !req
983. I have to run, but what are
you doing later tonight?Copy !req
984. Nothing.Copy !req
985. Do you wanna take me
out for my birthday?Copy !req
986. What's the punch line?Copy !req
987. Look, I know it's really random,Copy !req
988. but I promise I'll explain
everything tomorrow.Copy !req
989. Assuming there is one.Copy !req
990. Just say yes.Copy !req
991. All right. Yeah.Copy !req
992. Yeah.Copy !req
993. Great.Copy !req
994. Excuse me.Copy !req
995. Can I pay for my coffee, please?Copy !req
996. You're not gonna eat?
No, just the check. Please.Copy !req
997. I'll be right back.Copy !req
998. Hi, Daddy.
Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
999. I like your tie.Copy !req
1000. Thanks.Copy !req
1001. How's school?Copy !req
1002. Fine.Copy !req
1003. You like your classes?Copy !req
1004. They're fine, Dad.Copy !req
1005. I don't wanna do that anymore.Copy !req
1006. Do what?Copy !req
1007. Small talk.Copy !req
1008. It's just that this day...Copy !req
1009. This day is really hard for me.Copy !req
1010. And, um...Copy !req
1011. I miss Morn.Copy !req
1012. You know, I miss her so much.Copy !req
1013. I miss the way that she smells.Copy !req
1014. I miss that crazy
horse laugh she had.Copy !req
1015. Yeah. Me, too.Copy !req
1016. And I...Copy !req
1017. I guess I thought that
if I avoided all of it,Copy !req
1018. if I avoided you, that
somehow it would be easier,Copy !req
1019. but it's not.Copy !req
1020. It's been so much worse.Copy !req
1021. All of this running and hiding
has made me so miserable.Copy !req
1022. And I think
I finally figured it out.Copy !req
1023. I mean, it took
something totally crazyCopy !req
1024. but I'm here.Copy !req
1025. And I love you.Copy !req
1026. And I'm so, so sorry
that I hurt you.Copy !req
1027. Happy birthday, baby.Copy !req
1028. Stay calm.Copy !req
1029. I need you to stand up, slowly.Copy !req
1030. Slowly.Copy !req
1031. Okay, good.Copy !req
1032. Okay, this is a really bad idea.Copy !req
1033. So is dying for the 16th time.Copy !req
1034. Okay.Copy !req
1035. Now, turn around.Copy !req
1036. I need you to listen to me.Copy !req
1037. He's going to escape.Copy !req
1038. We can talk about this.
Just put the gun down.Copy !req
1039. He's going to escape.
Go get help.Copy !req
1040. Go!Copy !req
1041. Okay.Copy !req
1042. I know you're not asleep.Copy !req
1043. Open your eyes.Copy !req
1044. Safety's on, little girl.Copy !req
1045. TOMBS'. Ah-ah.Copy !req
1046. Look what we have here.Copy !req
1047. Hmm?Copy !req
1048. You know...Copy !req
1049. A real nice surprise, you
coming to visit me like this.Copy !req
1050. I like you.Copy !req
1051. Damn shame.Copy !req
1052. But you're a feisty
little shit, ain't you?Copy !req
1053. That's right.
Crawl, little girl, crawl.Copy !req
1054. Don't worry.Copy !req
1055. I'll just make this one
real quick for you, okay?Copy !req
1056. Hey!Copy !req
1057. Safety's off.Copy !req
1058. Thanks for the tip.Copy !req
1059. Who took my hair dryer?Copy !req
1060. So this has got to be, like, the
strangest birthday you've ever had, huh?Copy !req
1061. You have no idea.Copy !req
1062. Did you ever figure out
how Tombs got free?Copy !req
1063. No. No one knows.Copy !req
1064. It's kinda like Houdini.Copy !req
1065. Yeah. I guess.Copy !req
1066. What are you gonna wish for?Copy !req
1067. Tomorrow.Copy !req
1068. Tomorrow?Copy !req
1069. But isn't that kind of a given?Copy !req
1070. Wanna aim for anything higher?Copy !req
1071. No.Copy !req
1072. Tomorrow is good enough for me.Copy !req
1073. Shut up!Copy !req
1074. Yeah, it's my birthday.Copy !req
1075. And now you gotta
pick up the phone.Copy !req
1076. Oh. Hey, you're UP-Copy !req
1077. Carter?Copy !req
1078. Yeah. I'm surprised you remember my name.
You were pretty wasted last night.Copy !req
1079. This can't be happening.
This can't be happening.Copy !req
1080. What?
I killed him!Copy !req
1081. I solved it!Copy !req
1082. Who? What are you
talking about?Copy !req
1083. What's going on?Copy !req
1084. I mean, look, you were probablyCopy !req
1085. just having
a bad dream or something.Copy !req
1086. That happens to me all the timeCopy !req
1087. when I'm drinking,
you know, l...Copy !req
1088. Nice one. Dickhead.Copy !req
1089. She finally rolls in.Copy !req
1090. Going somewhere?
Yes.Copy !req
1091. As far away as possible.Copy !req
1092. Tree, what's wrong?Copy !req
1093. Me.Copy !req
1094. I was wrong.Copy !req
1095. I thought that if I stopped
running that I could beat it.Copy !req
1096. But it's never gonna stop.Copy !req
1097. Tree, you're freaking me out.Copy !req
1098. Oh well, that's me, a freak.Copy !req
1099. Tree.Copy !req
1100. Tree, look.Copy !req
1101. Happy birthday.Copy !req
1102. Thanks, but I already
ate it last night.Copy !req
1103. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1104. I died in my sleep.Copy !req
1105. What?Copy !req
1106. You killed me.Copy !req
1107. What?Copy !req
1108. You poisoned it.Copy !req
1109. But I never ate it before.Copy !req
1110. So you had to find another way.Copy !req
1111. Then Tombs fell
right into your lap.Copy !req
1112. The perfect scapegoat.Copy !req
1113. You had access to him.Copy !req
1114. Did you drug him first?Copy !req
1115. You knew that if he escaped everyone
would assume that he killed me.Copy !req
1116. But it was always you.Copy !req
1117. Tree, is this a joke?Copy !req
1118. You think I would actually try to
poison you with a freaking cupcake?Copy !req
1119. Er...Copy !req
1120. Okay, then.Copy !req
1121. Prove it.Copy !req
1122. Go on, Lori.Copy !req
1123. Take a bite.Copy !req
1124. Go on, Lori.Copy !req
1125. You really are crazy.Copy !req
1126. Okay, then... I'll take
it down to the police.Copy !req
1127. I'm sure they can tell us what your
little birthday treat is made of.Copy !req
1128. You stupid little whore.Copy !req
1129. I know I've been a bad roommate,
but isn't this a bit much?Copy !req
1130. What the hell?Copy !req
1131. Oh, I don't know,Copy !req
1132. maybe because you wouldn't
stop sleeping with him.Copy !req
1133. But...Copy !req
1134. Gregory?Copy !req
1135. But he just kept
choosing you over me.Copy !req
1136. Guess all he wanted was
a cheap slut like you.Copy !req
1137. Wait.Copy !req
1138. You've been killing me
over some stupid guy?Copy !req
1139. Oh, that's not the only reason.Copy !req
1140. You're a dumb bitch, too!Copy !req
1141. But what I really
wanna know is...Copy !req
1142. how did you figure it out?Copy !req
1143. Because you've killed me before.Copy !req
1144. Then I guess I'm just gonna
have to do it again.Copy !req
1145. Stop! Bitch!Copy !req
1146. No!Copy !req
1147. What the hell's
going on in there?Copy !req
1148. Nothing. Tree just fell.
Everything's fine.Copy !req
1149. Whatever, clumsy hoes.Copy !req
1150. I better see you
at the meeting today.Copy !req
1151. We'll be there.Copy !req
1152. Eat it, bitch!Copy !req
1153. What are you losers
doing in there?Copy !req
1154. Lori ate my cupcake.Copy !req
1155. I just knew there was
something wrong with Lori.Copy !req
1156. She never wore makeup,
never posted any cute selfiesCopy !req
1157. and she literally
owned a pair of Crocs.Copy !req
1158. AH the signs of
a psycho killer with...Copy !req
1159. Hello! I'm trying to
get interviewed here.Copy !req
1160. Okay.Copy !req
1161. Oh, my God.
She is such a tool.Copy !req
1162. Anyhow...Copy !req
1163. Lori's little plot was super lame-
Poisoning a cupcake, really?Copy !req
1164. We're Kappas.Copy !req
1165. We don't eat cupcakes.Copy !req
1166. Is this local or national?Copy !req
1167. Local.Copy !req
1168. - Hey, Dad.
- Are you okay?Copy !req
1169. Are you hurt?
Dad, no. Dad, I'm fine.Copy !req
1170. I promise.Copy !req
1171. You sure?
Yeah.Copy !req
1172. Just a little scratched up.Copy !req
1173. All right.
Okay. I'll see you soon.Copy !req
1174. I love you.
I love you, too. Bye.Copy !req
1175. So now that your bedroom is
officially a crime scene and all,Copy !req
1176. where do you plan
on crashing tonight?Copy !req
1177. Is that an invitation?Copy !req
1178. You sure you want to wake up
in a dorm room again?Copy !req
1179. Only if it's yours.Copy !req
1180. I mean, of course you'll
have to sleep in Ryan's bed.Copy !req
1181. Of course.
Yeah.Copy !req
1182. We can... Yeah.Copy !req
1183. Oh! Uh...Copy !req
1184. Almost forgot.Copy !req
1185. You left this little guy.Copy !req
1186. Thanks.Copy !req
1187. You know what your little
scenario reminds me of?Copy !req
1188. What?Copy !req
1189. What's that?Copy !req
1190. Groundhog Day.
The meme, Groundhog Day?Copy !req
1191. I don't know.Copy !req
1192. With Bill Murray?Copy !req
1193. Who's Bill Murray?Copy !req
1194. Are you kidding me?
Ghostbusters.Copy !req
1195. Sorry. I...Copy !req
1196. How...
I don't know.Copy !req
1197. How do you sleep at night?
You've never seen Groundhog Day?Copy !req
1198. No.Copy !req
1199. Yeah, it's my birthday.Copy !req
1200. And now you gotta
pick up the phone.Copy !req
1201. Oh. Hey, you're UP-Copy !req
1202. I wasn't sure if you wanted
to, uh, sleep in or not.Copy !req
1203. I'm kidding.
It was... It was me.Copy !req
1204. I just called your phone.Copy !req
1205. What?Copy !req
1206. It's Tuesday, the 19th.
You made it.Copy !req
1207. Oh, my God.
You are such a jerk!Copy !req
1208. I'm gonna kill you.
Hey, that's enough.Copy !req
1209. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
1210. That was not funny.
You are such a punk.Copy !req
1211. I hate you.Copy !req
1212. She's back?
Out.Copy !req
1213. I'm not sleeping
in my car again.Copy !req
1214. It smells like
Hot Pockets and feet.Copy !req
1215. Get out.
I just want clean underwear.Copy !req