1. Andy?Copy !req
2. Are you okay?Copy !req
3. Yeah.Copy !req
4. Sure. I'm fine.Copy !req
5. Good.Copy !req
6. Well.Copy !req
7. I had a really nice time.Copy !req
8. Yeah.Copy !req
9. Me too.Copy !req
10. Of course, you know I've always had
a really nice time with you.Copy !req
11. Same here.Copy !req
12. But...Copy !req
13. Yeah.Copy !req
14. You understand.Copy !req
15. Well.Copy !req
16. The food here was excellent.Copy !req
17. I'm gonna recommend it
to my sisters.Copy !req
18. How many stars did it get?Copy !req
19. Three and a half.Copy !req
20. Do you feel better now?Copy !req
21. - Me too.
- Sorry.Copy !req
22. It's good we had this talk.Copy !req
23. Yeah.Copy !req
24. Before things went to far.
You know, got too serious.Copy !req
25. Yeah.Copy !req
26. I mean, are you sure?Copy !req
27. Oh, yes.Copy !req
28. Is it someone else?Copy !req
29. No.Copy !req
30. It's just you.Copy !req
31. Hey, I want to show you
something I got you.Copy !req
32. - For me?
- Yeah. Open it up.Copy !req
33. Oh, but Andy, this is...Copy !req
34. Oh, this is beautiful.Copy !req
35. Thanks.Copy !req
36. It's a Gainsevoort reproduction.Copy !req
37. Boston, late 1880's.Copy !req
38. I sent away for it
just after we had ourCopy !req
39. first date and...Copy !req
40. I just love it. It's...Copy !req
41. It's a collector's item.Copy !req
42. Yeah.Copy !req
43. It's pretty special.Copy !req
44. It almost makes me want
to learn how to smoke!Copy !req
45. Hey, look at the back.Copy !req
46. That's a forty karat
gold-plated inlaid base.Copy !req
47. Oh, Andy.
I just love it, it is...Copy !req
48. This really means something to me.Copy !req
49. I'll always treasure itCopy !req
50. as a token.Copy !req
51. No, you won't.Copy !req
52. 'Cause this is for the girl
who loves me.Copy !req
53. The girl who cares about me
for who I am,Copy !req
54. not what I look like.Copy !req
55. I just wanted you to know
what you'd be missing.Copy !req
56. You think I don't appreciate art.Copy !req
57. You think I don't
understand fashion.Copy !req
58. You think I'm not hip.Copy !req
59. You think I'm pathetic
and a nerd,Copy !req
60. a lard-ass fatso.Copy !req
61. You think I'm shit.Copy !req
62. Well, you're wrong.Copy !req
63. 'Cause I'm champagne.Copy !req
64. And you're shit.Copy !req
65. And till the day you die,Copy !req
66. you, not me, will always be shit.Copy !req
67. I don't know.Copy !req
68. But whenever I see her
I just wanna...Copy !req
69. You know, I wanna...Copy !req
70. undress her.Copy !req
71. I want to tie her up.Copy !req
72. I wanna pump her,Copy !req
73. pump, pump, pump,Copy !req
74. till she screams bloody murder.
And then I wannaCopy !req
75. flip her ass over
and pump her even moreCopy !req
76. and so hard that my dick
shoots right through her.Copy !req
77. And then my come
squirts out of her mouth...Copy !req
78. And not that I could everCopy !req
79. actually do that.Copy !req
80. See...Copy !req
81. if she only knew how I felt,Copy !req
82. how deep downCopy !req
83. I really cared for her,Copy !req
84. respected her,Copy !req
85. she would love me back.Copy !req
86. Maybe.Copy !req
87. But she doesn't even know I exist.Copy !req
88. I mean, she knows I exist,
I mean, we are neighbors...Copy !req
89. You know, we...Copy !req
90. You know, smile politely
at each other, but...Copy !req
91. I don't know if I could ever
really begin to really talk to her.Copy !req
92. What can I talk about? I have
nothing to talk about. I'm boring.Copy !req
93. That I know.Copy !req
94. I've been told before, don't tell me
it's not true, 'cause it's a fact.Copy !req
95. I bore people.Copy !req
96. People look at me and get bored.
They listen to me and they zone out.Copy !req
97. Who is that boring person,
they think.Copy !req
98. "I've never before
met someone so boring."Copy !req
99. And for her to see
how boring I am...Copy !req
100. A gallon of skim milk...Copy !req
101. Dozen eggs.Copy !req
102. One of those disposableCopy !req
103. cameras for the weekend.Copy !req
104. Stop at the 7-11
on the way home.Copy !req
105. I got to get the dry-cleaning
for Trish.Copy !req
106. Check Billy's homework.Copy !req
107. And call Mrs. Mitchell
about her appointment on Tuesday.Copy !req
108. I got to reschedule
the dentist.Copy !req
109. But you know what I'm going to do?Copy !req
110. I got to get the dog cleaned.Copy !req
111. The next time I see her,Copy !req
112. as soon as I see her,Copy !req
113. I'm just going to tell her...Copy !req
114. And tell her that I...Copy !req
115. find herCopy !req
116. attractive.Copy !req
117. Good evening, Ms. Jordan.Copy !req
118. How's it going?Copy !req
119. Okay.Copy !req
120. - See ya.
- Yeah.Copy !req
121. I'm going to fuck you so hardCopy !req
122. you'll be coming out of your ears.Copy !req
123. Fuck you...Copy !req
124. Yeah.Copy !req
125. I'll fuck you, I'll fuck you,
I'll fuck you...Copy !req
126. really hard.Copy !req
127. So hard you won't even...Copy !req
128. Hello.Copy !req
129. Hello, is this Claire?Copy !req
130. Who is this?Copy !req
131. Die, Aunt Joy, die!Copy !req
132. - Timmy!
- It's okay, Trish.Copy !req
133. He's just going through a phase.
Leave him alone.Copy !req
134. - I know, but...
- It's okay. I'm strong enough.Copy !req
135. Oh, blame it on cartoon.
They are soCopy !req
136. full of violence.Copy !req
137. And what's with the people that are
making cartoons. That's what you...Copy !req
138. Joy...Copy !req
139. What's the matter?Copy !req
140. I don't know what it is,
but I feel there's so much...Copy !req
141. hostility directed at me.Copy !req
142. Oh honey, did another guy dump you?Copy !req
143. No! I...Copy !req
144. Oh, I feel terrible.Copy !req
145. Sweetie, Timmy didn't mean it.Copy !req
146. No, I know, I know.
I'm sorry, I'm just...Copy !req
147. I'm overworked, that's all.Copy !req
148. It's okay.Copy !req
149. It's okay. 'Cause now maybe
you'll listen to me.Copy !req
150. What?Copy !req
151. You've got to eat red meat.Copy !req
152. Trish...Copy !req
153. I knew that's how you'd react,
but I'm telling you, it's true.Copy !req
154. I've been watching you.Copy !req
155. My doctor says just once a month...Copy !req
156. I know.Copy !req
157. Really, it's the best thing for
the skin. It'll clear it right up.Copy !req
158. What's wrong with my skin?Copy !req
159. Well it's fine now
but in another few years...Copy !req
160. Please, Joy.Copy !req
161. You know I'm just speaking
for your own good.Copy !req
162. Oh, I know, I know. Thanks.Copy !req
163. I'm so happy.Copy !req
164. You are?Copy !req
165. Yeah, I mean being around you
and the kids and you know, Kooki.Copy !req
166. - Your really are?
- Yeah.Copy !req
167. Oh, honey.
I'm so happy you're happy.Copy !req
168. 'Cause all this time I've been
thinking you were so miserable.Copy !req
169. Oh, Trish! That's too funny,
when I couldn't be happier.Copy !req
170. You know, it's just, what with
your music career never really...Copy !req
171. Oh, my career's fine!Copy !req
172. Oh, I know, it will be, I know it.
And then you'll move outCopy !req
173. of Mom and Dad's.Copy !req
174. Real soon!Copy !req
175. And you'll meet Mr. Right!Copy !req
176. Oh, I will.Copy !req
177. Already I feel
I'm off to a fresh start!Copy !req
178. That's right. I mean,
just because you've hit 30Copy !req
179. doesn't mean you can't be
fresh anymore.Copy !req
180. You know, Joy.Copy !req
181. I've never told you this before,Copy !req
182. but now that we're olderCopy !req
183. and I feel so bonded to you...Copy !req
184. Well, the truth is...Copy !req
185. I know this is going
to sound horrible,Copy !req
186. but I just feel I have to be
fully open with you and justCopy !req
187. get beyond all the old barriers,Copy !req
188. and the sibling nonsense,
you know.Copy !req
189. Well, the truth is I always thought
you would never amount to much.Copy !req
190. That you'd end up alone,
without a career or anything.Copy !req
191. You know, really,
it's really what we all thought.Copy !req
192. Mom, Dad, Helen, everyone.Copy !req
193. I've always prayed
we'd all be wrong,Copy !req
194. but somehow you always just seemed
so doomed to failure.Copy !req
195. But now I see that's not true.Copy !req
196. There's a glimmer of hope
for you after all.Copy !req
197. But I'm sorry, I knowCopy !req
198. I'm repeating myself.Copy !req
199. I'm just really happy for you.Copy !req
200. And how is this different?Copy !req
201. I don't kill myself at the end.Copy !req
202. Do you see this as
something positive?Copy !req
203. Gee, well, I...Copy !req
204. I don't know.Copy !req
205. How do you feel at the end?Copy !req
206. Much better.Copy !req
207. I wake up happy,Copy !req
208. feeling good,Copy !req
209. but then I get very depressed
because I'm...Copy !req
210. living in reality.Copy !req
211. And what about your family?Copy !req
212. Trish is good to me.Copy !req
213. But...Copy !req
214. still no sex.Copy !req
215. No.Copy !req
216. But she's not too interested
either, so..Copy !req
217. Really there's no problem thereCopy !req
218. when you think about itCopy !req
219. on a certain level.Copy !req
220. Mom.Copy !req
221. Okay, kids, get in the car.Copy !req
222. - Can we go for ice cream?
- No, sweetie.Copy !req
223. - Hi, hon. How was work today?
- Oh, fine.Copy !req
224. Hey, Billy!Copy !req
225. What's going on?Copy !req
226. Nothing.Copy !req
227. He's "depressed."Copy !req
228. - Well is anything the matter?
- I don't wanna talk about it.Copy !req
229. Ignore him.Copy !req
230. He's just doing it for attention.
He thinks you'll be impressed.Copy !req
231. So anyway, Joy came by today.Copy !req
232. How's she doing?Copy !req
233. Oh, God, I don't know.
And frankly, I'm concerned.Copy !req
234. I mean, she's not like me. You know
she doesn't "have it all."Copy !req
235. She pretends to be happy,
but I can see right through herCopy !req
236. she's miserable.Copy !req
237. Why do you think that is?Copy !req
238. Well to be frank,
I think she's lazy.Copy !req
239. She's not a go-getter, like me
or Helen. And she's so picky.Copy !req
240. I gave Damien Ross her number,
for what it's worth,Copy !req
241. and Joy sounded interested,
naturally, but I don't know.Copy !req
242. I'm afraid I have to say it,
but truly it's what I believe.Copy !req
243. She'll always be alone.Copy !req
244. We're all alone.Copy !req
245. Oh, Bill. Sometimes I wonder how any
of your patients can talk to you.Copy !req
246. Sometimes I wonder
if they'll ever stop.Copy !req
247. I should tape some for you.Copy !req
248. Bill, would you? Would you really?
So that I could listen too?Copy !req
249. No.Copy !req
250. Come on, you're such a tease.
You know I wouldn't tell anyone.Copy !req
251. Right.
'Cause you're so secretive.Copy !req
252. Well, maybe not
as secretive as you.Copy !req
253. What secret would you like me
to tell you?Copy !req
254. Like how come no matter
how much you treat me like shitCopy !req
255. I can't help loving you even more?Copy !req
256. Dad?Copy !req
257. Yes, Billy.Copy !req
258. What does come mean?Copy !req
259. Come?Copy !req
260. You know...Copy !req
261. Well...Copy !req
262. You know how sometimes
your penis gets erect.Copy !req
263. Well sometimes it gets so excitedCopy !req
264. that a sticky milky
substance shoots out.Copy !req
265. Dickwad?Copy !req
266. Yes, only come can be used
as a verb as well.Copy !req
267. Billy?Copy !req
268. Yeah?Copy !req
269. Have you ever come?Copy !req
270. Yeah.Copy !req
271. Now,Copy !req
272. Billy. It's all right
if you haven't.Copy !req
273. But I have.Copy !req
274. Billy...Copy !req
275. But...Copy !req
276. everyone else in class has,Copy !req
277. and I want to come too.Copy !req
278. Now,Copy !req
279. it's okay.Copy !req
280. It's okay.Copy !req
281. Have you tried
playing with yourself?Copy !req
282. You mean...Copy !req
283. With your penis.Copy !req
284. A little.Copy !req
285. How did it feel?Copy !req
286. I don't know.Copy !req
287. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
288. Do you want meCopy !req
289. to show you?Copy !req
290. No, no!Copy !req
291. I'm not normal.Copy !req
292. No, Billy.Copy !req
293. Don't worry now.
You're normal.Copy !req
294. Hey, no.Copy !req
295. You'll come.Copy !req
296. One day.Copy !req
297. You'll see.Copy !req
298. I'm turning on the dishwasher!Copy !req
299. Where's my valium?Copy !req
300. What?Copy !req
301. Never mind.Copy !req
302. Fucking asshole.Copy !req
303. You answer it, bastard.Copy !req
304. Mona, it's Trish.Copy !req
305. - Hi, Trish!
- Hi, Mom. How are you?Copy !req
306. I'm fine.Copy !req
307. - How are you?
- Fine.Copy !req
308. Good.Copy !req
309. Did you watch Leno last night?Copy !req
310. Mom?Copy !req
311. He's leaving me!Copy !req
312. Your father's leaving me!Copy !req
313. Mom, what are you talking about?Copy !req
314. Trish, can you keep this secret?
Top secret?Copy !req
315. Yes, yes, of course I can,
Mom, but...Copy !req
316. He says...Copy !req
317. He says he doesn't love me
anymore.Copy !req
318. Well, I'm sure he doesn't mean it.Copy !req
319. Yeah, well, he does fucking mean it!
He wants a divorce!Copy !req
320. He said the word divorce?Copy !req
321. What, you don't believe me?
You talk to him, okay?Copy !req
322. - Lenny!
- Yeah?Copy !req
323. It's Trish!Copy !req
324. She wants to talk to you!Copy !req
325. Yeah, Trish?Copy !req
326. - Is it true what Mom said?
- What?Copy !req
327. You want a divorce?Copy !req
328. Mona! What are you
telling the kids?Copy !req
329. She'll call you back.Copy !req
330. Did I use the word divorce?Copy !req
331. You...Copy !req
332. You said you didn't want
to live with me anymore!Copy !req
333. Answer my question.
Did I use the word divorce?Copy !req
334. - You said that you didn't...
- Did I use the word divorce?Copy !req
335. No.Copy !req
336. Good. I just want that clear.Copy !req
337. Now sit down next to me.
Come on.Copy !req
338. Sit down.Copy !req
339. Sit down.Copy !req
340. Lenny... Why?Copy !req
341. I don't know.Copy !req
342. I just want to be alone.Copy !req
343. I can let you be alone more,
if that's what you want.Copy !req
344. It's not that. Things change.
People change.Copy !req
345. I want out.Copy !req
346. It's Diane, isn't it?Copy !req
347. Diane?Copy !req
348. You're in love with Diane Freed.Copy !req
349. Oh, get out of here, please.Copy !req
350. Well, you're in love with someone.
And it's someone younger, probably.Copy !req
351. Wrong.Copy !req
352. Lenny, it's okay.Copy !req
353. I'm not dumb. These things happen.
I'll get over it.Copy !req
354. You know I wish you had done this
twenty years ago.Copy !req
355. Now I'll have to get
another fucking face-lift.Copy !req
356. I'm in love with no one.Copy !req
357. - With no one?
- No one.Copy !req
358. Okay, then.Copy !req
359. Schmuck.Copy !req
360. You know people are always putting
New Jersey down. None of my friendsCopy !req
361. can actually believe I live here.
That's because they don't get it.Copy !req
362. I'm living in a state of irony.Copy !req
363. Helen, are you sure you don't want
to have dinner with me tonight?Copy !req
364. Oh, I can't.Copy !req
365. I'm giving another reading/book
signing at Barnes & Noble.Copy !req
366. Then Jamal is taking me out,Copy !req
367. although I promised Flavio...Copy !req
368. I hate Saturday nights. Everybody
wants me. Joy, you have no idea.Copy !req
369. Oh, I know.Copy !req
370. It's just that I wrote
a new songCopy !req
371. and I thought maybe you'd come over
and I'd play it for you and...Copy !req
372. Oh, can you hold on a second?
I'm sorry, Joy. Hold on.Copy !req
373. Hello.Copy !req
374. Salman, hold on one second.
One second.Copy !req
375. Joy.Copy !req
376. I'm sorry, but I have to take this,
it's London.Copy !req
377. But I'll talk to you soon now.
Okay, bye. Bye.Copy !req
378. Bye.Copy !req
379. Hello?Copy !req
380. Hi!Copy !req
381. How are you?Copy !req
382. Is thisCopy !req
383. Damien?Copy !req
384. Yeah!Copy !req
385. How are you doing?Copy !req
386. Fine. Trish told me
you might be calling.Copy !req
387. Yeah.Copy !req
388. Well, I know how weird
these things can be, but...Copy !req
389. I've always had such faith in
Trish's judgment I thought why not.Copy !req
390. You know, it's not like
I've got some huge social life.Copy !req
391. I mean, I do have a social life,
it's just not huge.Copy !req
392. Same here.Copy !req
393. Really? That's so nice to hear.
Most people seem confident...Copy !req
394. Yeah.Copy !req
395. Or, you know,
they're just real jerks.Copy !req
396. Yeah. What are you doing?Copy !req
397. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
398. I'm sorry. I'm just trying to thaw
this steak. It's so hard and...Copy !req
399. I'm sorry.Copy !req
400. Oh, no. Don't stop.
Not because of me.Copy !req
401. Well, it's just I feel like
I'm being so rude.Copy !req
402. No, not at all.Copy !req
403. Thanks.Copy !req
404. - Are you alone?
- Yeah, nobody's listening in.Copy !req
405. Don't worry.Copy !req
406. God, you're just like me.Copy !req
407. What are you wearing?Copy !req
408. You mean when we go out?Copy !req
409. Where do you want to go?Copy !req
410. I'm pretty easy to please.
I hate getting all dressed up.Copy !req
411. What are you wearing now?Copy !req
412. Just a pair of jeans. Why?Copy !req
413. - Are they tight?
- No, actually they fit pretty good.Copy !req
414. But why do you want to know?Copy !req
415. Not the jeans. Underneath. What
are you wearing underneath? Check.Copy !req
416. Underneath?Copy !req
417. Well, but Damien,
underneath is just...Copy !req
418. This isn't Damien, is it?Copy !req
419. Are you all wet?
Is your pussy all wet?Copy !req
420. Who is it?Copy !req
421. It's your neighbor, Kristina.Copy !req
422. Hey, what's up?Copy !req
423. Did you hear
what happened to Pedro?Copy !req
424. Who's Pedro?Copy !req
425. You know, the night doorman.Copy !req
426. Oh, yeah. What?Copy !req
427. He was found bludgeoned to death
in his apartment this morning.Copy !req
428. Yeah. And supposedlyCopy !req
429. his penis was missing.Copy !req
430. Anyway,Copy !req
431. Carla in 2B, she's collecting
money for the funeral.Copy !req
432. You know, if you feel like it.Copy !req
433. Apparently he had no family,Copy !req
434. no known friends.Copy !req
435. If I'd have known...Copy !req
436. I did always say hi, I think.Copy !req
437. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
438. If it's the guy I'm thinking of.Copy !req
439. By the way...Copy !req
440. I have an extraCopy !req
441. ticket to the playoffs tonight.Copy !req
442. Wanna come with me?Copy !req
443. Thanks.Copy !req
444. I got too much work.Copy !req
445. I just wanted to tell you
about Pedro.Copy !req
446. Thanks.Copy !req
447. - Okay, see you.
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
448. It seems the things I've wanted
in my life I've never had.Copy !req
449. And so it's no surprise
that living only leaves me sad.Copy !req
450. Happiness, where are you.Copy !req
451. I've searched for you so long.Copy !req
452. Happiness, what are you.Copy !req
453. I haven't got a clue.Copy !req
454. Happiness,
why do you have to stayCopy !req
455. so far awayCopy !req
456. from me.Copy !req
457. When I'm in despair
and life has turned a messCopy !req
458. I know that I don't dare to end
my search for happiness.Copy !req
459. Happiness, where are you.Copy !req
460. Hello?Copy !req
461. Hello, this is detective Berman
from the County Police Department.Copy !req
462. - I'd like to speak to Joy Jordan.
- This is she.Copy !req
463. Ma'am, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I've got another call.Copy !req
464. Hello.Copy !req
465. Yeah, lieutenant.
Hi, how are you doing?Copy !req
466. They pronounced the guy DOA.Copy !req
467. The door was locked on the inside,
the property's here, suicide note...Copy !req
468. Looks like a pill/vodka ODCopy !req
469. with a bag over the head
for a chaser.Copy !req
470. Hi, Miss Jordan, I'm back.Copy !req
471. I'm sorry to disturb you,
Miss Jordan,Copy !req
472. but I'm afraid I've got
some bad news for you.Copy !req
473. It regards an acquaintance of yoursCopy !req
474. by the name of Andrew Kornbluth.Copy !req
475. Joy.Copy !req
476. Are you okay?Copy !req
477. Yeah, sure. I'm fine.Copy !req
478. What's the matter?Copy !req
479. Andy's dead!Copy !req
480. Andy?Copy !req
481. Yeah!Copy !req
482. Who's Andy?Copy !req
483. You know, the guy who used to work
right over there in that corner?Copy !req
484. - You mean where Pam is sitting?
- Yeah!Copy !req
485. Was he kind of tall
and a little hunched?Copy !req
486. No.Copy !req
487. He was a little shortish,
a little squarish...Copy !req
488. Joy, I'm not sure.Copy !req
489. Did he work here long?Copy !req
490. Oh, a year, maybe a little longer.Copy !req
491. Kay.Copy !req
492. Kay.Copy !req
493. Do you remember a guy named Andy
who used to work hereCopy !req
494. over where Pam is now?Copy !req
495. No.Copy !req
496. Why? What happened?Copy !req
497. He died.Copy !req
498. - Which one was he?
- I'm not sure.Copy !req
499. Maybe Tom knows. Tom?Copy !req
500. I'm sorry, I don't.
But you know,Copy !req
501. I do remember a guy
who vaguely worked over there.Copy !req
502. I think, but you know,
I'm not really sure.Copy !req
503. How did he die, anyway?Copy !req
504. Yeah, Joy, how did he die?Copy !req
505. Sales, may I help you?Copy !req
506. Is this Joy Jordan?Copy !req
507. Yes.Copy !req
508. This is Andy's mother.Copy !req
509. I hope you fucking rot in hell.Copy !req
510. Joy. Was he kind of Latino-looking
and a little acne-scarred?Copy !req
511. Oh, yeah, you know,
like what's his name...Copy !req
512. - You know, the actor.
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
513. That was him.Copy !req
514. That's him, that's him.
The actor. Yeah.Copy !req
515. - What actor?
- Oh, it has an A in it.Copy !req
516. - Something, something, something...
- Three names.Copy !req
517. Oh, yeah, I know.Copy !req
518. I can picture his face but I can't
think of what he looks like.Copy !req
519. Yeah, well.Copy !req
520. J... J...Copy !req
521. I can't think.Copy !req
522. J something.Copy !req
523. If I go through the alphabet,
I can usually picture their name.Copy !req
524. See, I do not remember.Copy !req
525. I don't know why I suggested
this place. Joy recommended it.Copy !req
526. Well, at least we're together.Copy !req
527. I never get to see you.
You're so busy.Copy !req
528. No, you are.Copy !req
529. No, you are.Copy !req
530. No, you are.Copy !req
531. You.Copy !req
532. Guess I am.Copy !req
533. Me too.Copy !req
534. In fact, if I have to do
one more interview...Copy !req
535. I guess it's hard,Copy !req
536. all this success.Copy !req
537. It's just I'm so tired of...Copy !req
538. of being admired all the time.Copy !req
539. I mean all these men,
they're beautiful,Copy !req
540. artistic minds, great sex,
the whole package, but...Copy !req
541. hollow.Copy !req
542. You know what I mean?Copy !req
543. I feel nobody's honest with me.Copy !req
544. Nobody wants meCopy !req
545. for me.Copy !req
546. They're not family.Copy !req
547. Oh, Trish.
I wish I had your life.Copy !req
548. Husband, kids, carpool...Copy !req
549. Well, I may "have it all,"Copy !req
550. but sometimes I wonder what my life
might have been like if I'd actuallyCopy !req
551. tried to write a novel.Copy !req
552. I'm sure it would have been good.Copy !req
553. Oh, maybe I will write one.Copy !req
554. You should.Copy !req
555. Just try.Copy !req
556. No, I don't need
that kind of success.Copy !req
557. Listen to us.Copy !req
558. We who have everything,
while Joy...Copy !req
559. What does she have?Copy !req
560. You're so right.
And she's just getting older.Copy !req
561. Last night she called while I was
in bed with Huraki, I think...Copy !req
562. She was in tears. She told meCopy !req
563. she'd quit her job.Copy !req
564. Oh God, no,
but that's her lifeline!Copy !req
565. She said she wanted
to change her life, do "good,"Copy !req
566. work with the poor, the needy.Copy !req
567. I don't get it.Copy !req
568. Don't even try.
She doesn't understand she is good.Copy !req
569. She doesn't need to do good.Copy !req
570. And what about her music career?Copy !req
571. I don't know,
but don't hold your breath.Copy !req
572. Listen, anyway,
this is all top secret.Copy !req
573. She doesn't want anyone to know.Copy !req
574. But she told you.Copy !req
575. She felt she could trust me.Copy !req
576. 'Cause I always thought I was
someone that she could confide in.Copy !req
577. Did you speak to Mom?Copy !req
578. You mean about the split up?Copy !req
579. I thought that was all top secret.Copy !req
580. Just for Joy.Copy !req
581. Sensitive Joy.
Everyone else knows.Copy !req
582. Can I get you ladies anythingCopy !req
583. else? Coffee? Dessert?Copy !req
584. No, thank you.
Just the check, please.Copy !req
585. Thank you.Copy !req
586. Thanks for lunch.Copy !req
587. I really enjoyed this.Copy !req
588. Benefits, benefits,
we want benefits...Copy !req
589. You know, there are people
in real need in there.Copy !req
590. The fucking management
is in there.Copy !req
591. - But what about the refugees?
- What about our benefits?Copy !req
592. I'm sorry.Copy !req
593. I think you're all making
a terrible mistake.Copy !req
594. Fucking scab.Copy !req
595. Scab... scab... scab...Copy !req
596. It's so sad.Copy !req
597. I mean, really it's pathetic.
Such losers.Copy !req
598. Really, I feel sorry for them.Copy !req
599. - What is it? What happened?
- They called me a scab.Copy !req
600. You are not a scab.
You're a strikebreaker.Copy !req
601. Good luck.Copy !req
602. Hello.Copy !req
603. My name is Joy Jordan.Copy !req
604. I'm your new teacher.Copy !req
605. Now...Copy !req
606. You are a scab.Copy !req
607. Where Marsha?Copy !req
608. Marsha? Well...Copy !req
609. Marsha...Copy !req
610. We want Marsha!Copy !req
611. We want Marsha!Copy !req
612. We want Marsha!Copy !req
613. Quiet!Copy !req
614. Thanks.Copy !req
615. Please.Copy !req
616. I am not a scab.Copy !req
617. I am a strikebreaker.Copy !req
618. All right, good job!Copy !req
619. Come on, Johnny!Copy !req
620. Don't fuck this up!
Come on!Copy !req
621. Come on, Johnny! Come on!
You can do it!Copy !req
622. Bill, I don't know.Copy !req
623. Maybe I should talk to you.
You're supposed to be a specialistCopy !req
624. in these things, aren't you?Copy !req
625. Well, I don't know.
That depends...Copy !req
626. Look,Copy !req
627. my son's a fag.Copy !req
628. I'm not blind to these things.Copy !req
629. How come you'reCopy !req
630. so sure he's...Copy !req
631. gay?Copy !req
632. What, are you kidding?Copy !req
633. Well it's just sometimes
appearances can beCopy !req
634. deceiving. And besides,Copy !req
635. even if you're right, there's not
much you can do, is there?Copy !req
636. What do you think would happen
if I got him a professional?Copy !req
637. You know.Copy !req
638. A professional?Copy !req
639. Hooker.Copy !req
640. You know, the kind
that can teach things,Copy !req
641. first-timers, you know...Copy !req
642. break him in.Copy !req
643. But Joe, he's 11.Copy !req
644. Yeah, you're right, you're right.Copy !req
645. It's too late.Copy !req
646. He is... what he is.Copy !req
647. Forget I said anything.Copy !req
648. Oh, dad, could Johnny
sleep over night?Copy !req
649. Well, that's up to Joe here.Copy !req
650. Daddy, may I please sleep over
Billy's tonight?Copy !req
651. Sure, sure. Whatever.Copy !req
652. Yeah!Copy !req
653. Like girls.Copy !req
654. Come and get it!Copy !req
655. Oh, Bill. You shouldn't have.Copy !req
656. Here, take.
You only live once.Copy !req
657. Billy.Copy !req
658. Here, Johnny.Copy !req
659. No, thank you, Dr. Maplewood.Copy !req
660. Aren't you having any?Copy !req
661. Johnny hates chocolate fudge.Copy !req
662. Well,Copy !req
663. there...Copy !req
664. is there something
you'd like instead?Copy !req
665. No, thank you, Dr. Maplewood.Copy !req
666. What about to drink?Copy !req
667. Leave him alone, honey.
He's fine.Copy !req
668. No, but there must be something.Copy !req
669. Do you have any grape Hi C?Copy !req
670. Do we, Trish?Copy !req
671. I'm afraid not.Copy !req
672. I'll go pick some up.Copy !req
673. Bill, don't be silly.
He doesn't need anything. It's late.Copy !req
674. Do you haveCopy !req
675. any tuna salad?Copy !req
676. Would you like a sandwich?Copy !req
677. Yes, please.Copy !req
678. We're going to bed, hon. Little
Timmy can hardly keep his eyes open.Copy !req
679. You boys don't stay up
too late, huh.Copy !req
680. Okay, just...Copy !req
681. Here we are!Copy !req
682. Hey, what happened to Billy?Copy !req
683. I don't know.
I guess he just conked out.Copy !req
684. Bed time for Billy.
Here we go.Copy !req
685. Here we go.Copy !req
686. Aren't you going
to eat the sandwich?Copy !req
687. In a minute.Copy !req
688. Take your time.Copy !req
689. Is your game almost over?Copy !req
690. This is the bonus round.Copy !req
691. I have some cereal or a hot dog?Copy !req
692. No, thank you.Copy !req
693. Dr. Maplewood...Copy !req
694. Yeah.Copy !req
695. Would it be all right
if I ate this tomorrow?Copy !req
696. Well,Copy !req
697. sure, but...Copy !req
698. I don't know if it's gonna
taste any good tomorrow.Copy !req
699. How is it?Copy !req
700. Actually, it's really good.Copy !req
701. - Oh, honey, I feel so good now.
- Me too.Copy !req
702. - I haven't slept this well in ages.
- Me neither.Copy !req
703. It's weird.
I feel as if we...Copy !req
704. Bill, did we?Copy !req
705. Did you...?Copy !req
706. Did I...?Copy !req
707. Yes.Copy !req
708. I don't remember.Copy !req
709. It's all right.
It doesn't matter.Copy !req
710. It matters.Copy !req
711. Forget about it.Copy !req
712. Okay.Copy !req
713. It's funny,
I remember I was dreamingCopy !req
714. and you were thereCopy !req
715. and Billy and Timmy and ChloeCopy !req
716. and Johnny Grasso.Copy !req
717. I can't really remember
anything more except...Copy !req
718. I don't know.Copy !req
719. Bill, please don't get mad at me.Copy !req
720. I know you hate it when I ask.Copy !req
721. Do you still...?Copy !req
722. Yes.Copy !req
723. - Very, very much.
- Oh, Bill.Copy !req
724. I do too! I do too!Copy !req
725. I'm sorry I need
to keep being reminded.Copy !req
726. - It's just that...
- I know, I know.Copy !req
727. And we haven't been...Copy !req
728. I know.Copy !req
729. - I know. And it's my fault.
- No, honey, it's my fault.Copy !req
730. No, I...Copy !req
731. I know, I know, I know.Copy !req
732. Die... die...Copy !req
733. Die... die...Copy !req
734. Please, stop that.Copy !req
735. Where's Billy?Copy !req
736. Watching TV.Copy !req
737. How come you two
aren't playing together?Copy !req
738. I don't know. Billy just said
he didn't feel like it.Copy !req
739. - Dr. Maplewood.
- Yes?Copy !req
740. Can you drive me home now?Copy !req
741. Well, sure but...Copy !req
742. aren't you having a good time?Copy !req
743. I'm not feeling very well.Copy !req
744. What's the matter?Copy !req
745. I don't know. I...Copy !req
746. All right.Copy !req
747. I'll take you home.Copy !req
748. - Dr. Maplewood?
- Yes, Johnny.Copy !req
749. I'm sorry I threw up.Copy !req
750. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
751. 'Cause I really had a good time.Copy !req
752. Good.Copy !req
753. Billy did too.Copy !req
754. We all did.Copy !req
755. Dr. Maplewood?Copy !req
756. Yes, Johnny?Copy !req
757. You're so cool.Copy !req
758. - Dad?
- Yes, Billy.Copy !req
759. I was kind of wondering.Copy !req
760. Yes?Copy !req
761. Nothing.Copy !req
762. Did you have fun with Johnny?Copy !req
763. Yeah. It was okay.Copy !req
764. He's a little girlish though.Copy !req
765. Yes.Copy !req
766. Dad.Copy !req
767. Do you know how many inches
your penis is?Copy !req
768. You know, I never measured.Copy !req
769. Cause...Copy !req
770. Ronald Farber said his penis
is 11 inches long.Copy !req
771. Do you think that's possible?Copy !req
772. What Ronald Farber doesn't knowCopy !req
773. is that it's not length
that matters,Copy !req
774. it's width.Copy !req
775. Why?Copy !req
776. ThingsCopy !req
777. get a little more intense.Copy !req
778. What do you mean, intense?Copy !req
779. Have you beenCopy !req
780. practicing?Copy !req
781. Yeah, but...Copy !req
782. it's no use. Nothing comes.Copy !req
783. You have to be patient.Copy !req
784. Your friend Ronald Farber,Copy !req
785. I can assure you,
is full of crap.Copy !req
786. Yeah, I bet yours
is a lot wider and longer.Copy !req
787. Do you want me to measure?Copy !req
788. No, that's okay.Copy !req
789. - Hi. Ann Chambeau.
- Mona Jordan.Copy !req
790. - Wonderful. Come this way.
- Okay.Copy !req
791. I'm sorry to have kept you
waiting so long.Copy !req
792. - Can I get you some coffee or tea?
- Oh, no thanks.Copy !req
793. Okay. Now then.Copy !req
794. How can I help you?Copy !req
795. You said there might be something
available over Elysian Fields?Copy !req
796. Well actually, we have several
places we can see there.Copy !req
797. But first I need to get
a bit of information from you.Copy !req
798. Are you looking for
a 1, 2 or 3 bedroom?Copy !req
799. Three.Copy !req
800. Wonderful. Is this then
for you and your husband?Copy !req
801. No.Copy !req
802. Just yourself then?Copy !req
803. Yes.Copy !req
804. No children?Copy !req
805. All my children are grown.Copy !req
806. No pets?Copy !req
807. No.Copy !req
808. So really then just you
alone all by yourself?Copy !req
809. Yes.Copy !req
810. Wonderful.Copy !req
811. Mrs. Jordan?
Is something the matter?Copy !req
812. My husband is leaving me.Copy !req
813. Oh, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
814. You know,Copy !req
815. we have a lot of divorcees
in Phase IV.Copy !req
816. Would you like to see something
there perhaps a bit smaller?Copy !req
817. Who said I was getting divorced?Copy !req
818. What you need is a fresh start.Copy !req
819. Yes, that's what I'm looking for.Copy !req
820. You know, I'm a divorcee.Copy !req
821. And I live in Phase IV.Copy !req
822. I am so sorry.Copy !req
823. - Mrs. Jordan?
- Mona.Copy !req
824. Mona. That's a beautiful name.Copy !req
825. Thank you.Copy !req
826. How long were you married?Copy !req
827. Forty years.Copy !req
828. You know, Mona, I think
we have a lot in common.Copy !req
829. Probably more than you realize.Copy !req
830. See, I know what you're going
through. I've been there.Copy !req
831. But I'd like to share
a little secret with you.Copy !req
832. Divorce was the best thing
that ever happened to me.Copy !req
833. Really.Copy !req
834. Don't worry.
She's the exception to the rule.Copy !req
835. Most everyone here
is much more youthful.Copy !req
836. Are you sure?Copy !req
837. Look,Copy !req
838. let me show you something.Copy !req
839. You see this?Copy !req
840. You're the picture of health.Copy !req
841. No tumors?Copy !req
842. Nope.Copy !req
843. How's the heart?Copy !req
844. Like an ox, Lenny.
You're gonna live to be a hundred.Copy !req
845. So I still have another 35 years.Copy !req
846. Just stay off the salt.Copy !req
847. You bet!Copy !req
848. Hi, Lenny.Copy !req
849. Hello, Diane.Copy !req
850. Mind if I join you?Copy !req
851. No.Copy !req
852. No thanks.Copy !req
853. How's Mona?Copy !req
854. She's fine.Copy !req
855. She's inside on
such a beautiful day?Copy !req
856. I don't know.Copy !req
857. What do you mean you don't know?Copy !req
858. I don't know.Copy !req
859. Whatever.Copy !req
860. So how are your girls?Copy !req
861. Fine, I guess.Copy !req
862. The grandchildren
coming to visit soon?Copy !req
863. I don't know.Copy !req
864. Look, Lenny.Copy !req
865. I think you ought to know,
I heard about you and Mona.Copy !req
866. What?Copy !req
867. About you getting divorced.Copy !req
868. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
869. We're not getting divorced.Copy !req
870. Divorced. Separated.
Whatever, it doesn't matter.Copy !req
871. You're alone now.Copy !req
872. Anyway,Copy !req
873. if you ever need
anyone to talk to,Copy !req
874. you know where to find me.Copy !req
875. Everythingl writeCopy !req
876. is so shallow, superficial.Copy !req
877. Can't anyone see through my work?Copy !req
878. It's inherent phoniness.Copy !req
879. Rape at 11... Rape at 12...
What the hell do I know about rape?Copy !req
880. I've never been raped.Copy !req
881. I'm just another
sordid exploitationist.Copy !req
882. If only I'd been raped as a child.Copy !req
883. Then I would know authenticity,
but instead...Copy !req
884. I'm no good!Copy !req
885. Nothing!Copy !req
886. Nothing!Copy !req
887. Nothing!Copy !req
888. Zero! Zero!Copy !req
889. Hello?Copy !req
890. I know who you areCopy !req
891. and you are nothing.Copy !req
892. You think you're fucking something,
but you are fucking nothing.Copy !req
893. You are empty. You are a zero.
You are a black holeCopy !req
894. and I am going to fuck you so hard
you'll come out of your ears.Copy !req
895. - Data Resources.
- Who are you?Copy !req
896. What do you want?Copy !req
897. I want you to fuck me.Copy !req
898. I...Copy !req
899. I don't think I can do that.Copy !req
900. I mean...Copy !req
901. Yeah, I don't think I can do that.Copy !req
902. Gotta go.Copy !req
903. - Call me tomorrow.
- All right.Copy !req
904. Hey, Allen.Copy !req
905. Did you see the playoffs
last night?Copy !req
906. Yeah, yeah, pretty good!Copy !req
907. Pretty good!Copy !req
908. I was on my knees
praying for that shot.Copy !req
909. It worked.Copy !req
910. Who is it?Copy !req
911. Who is it?Copy !req
912. It's me,Copy !req
913. Kristina.Copy !req
914. How's it going?Copy !req
915. Okay.Copy !req
916. I have some information
about Pedro.Copy !req
917. Pedro?Copy !req
918. Yeah, you know, the...Copy !req
919. Oh, yeah. What?Copy !req
920. Well...Copy !req
921. - Are you okay?
- No.Copy !req
922. Wait. Here, okay.Copy !req
923. Pussy... Need pussy.Copy !req
924. What the fuck are you doing here?Copy !req
925. Get out!Copy !req
926. Get out!Copy !req
927. Get out!Copy !req
928. Joy!Copy !req
929. Joy!Copy !req
930. I am Vlad! Your student.Copy !req
931. - Oh, hello Vlad. How are you?
- I am fine. How are you?Copy !req
932. Oh, fine, fine.Copy !req
933. I not believe you.Copy !req
934. Really, Vlad. I'm fine.Copy !req
935. I'm sorry. It's just
I'm a terrible teacherCopy !req
936. and everyone hates me and I should
have never left telephone salesCopy !req
937. because I was really doing
a lot more good then.Copy !req
938. Where are you go now?Copy !req
939. I'm on my way home.Copy !req
940. Tell me where do you live.
I take you home.Copy !req
941. Oh, no, I couldn't.Copy !req
942. Joy.Copy !req
943. Come in my cab.
I give you ride.Copy !req
944. Vlad, no. I like walking.
And the train is right nearby.Copy !req
945. No train. I drive you home.Copy !req
946. - Vlad, I live in New Jersey!
- Good. I take you to New Jersey.Copy !req
947. No, maybe you don't understand.
New Jersey is far.Copy !req
948. Joy. You not understand.Copy !req
949. I driver.Copy !req
950. My taxi.Copy !req
951. You come.Copy !req
952. You understand?Copy !req
953. You come.Copy !req
954. - Are you sure you know...?
- Vlad know.Copy !req
955. I love New Jersey.Copy !req
956. Do you miss Russia?Copy !req
957. Fuck the cunt of Russia.Copy !req
958. Well, I guess it's best
to feel that way.Copy !req
959. Well, thank you for everything.Copy !req
960. That really was nice of you.Copy !req
961. I'm sorry about before,
that was very unlike me.Copy !req
962. Do you think you'll need help
finding your way back then?Copy !req
963. Why you not married?Copy !req
964. Vlad.Copy !req
965. Our life is so different
in America.Copy !req
966. Here a woman can...
I know this is difficultCopy !req
967. to understand, but...Copy !req
968. a woman can fulfill her potential.Copy !req
969. There are opportunities
to do something... do good...Copy !req
970. really improve the world.Copy !req
971. Do you like men?Copy !req
972. Yeah. Yes.Copy !req
973. But it's not so simple.Copy !req
974. Are you lesbian?Copy !req
975. It's all right
if you are lesbian.Copy !req
976. I like lesbian.Copy !req
977. Vlad, I'm sorry.Copy !req
978. But this conversation has becomeCopy !req
979. a bit strange for me.Copy !req
980. So thank you for the ride and...Copy !req
981. Well, then, good night...Copy !req
982. and I'll see you in...Copy !req
983. Would you like to come insideCopy !req
984. for a cup of tea?Copy !req
985. I'll go turn on the kettle.Copy !req
986. That's good.Copy !req
987. Take your shoes off.
Make yourself comfortable.Copy !req
988. It's my parents' place.Copy !req
989. I plan on moving out soon, though.Copy !req
990. - How long you live here?
- Since I was born.Copy !req
991. I find there are a lot of
advantages to not moving.Copy !req
992. So...Copy !req
993. What did you do in Russia?Copy !req
994. I was thief.Copy !req
995. Do you mean the Mafia?Copy !req
996. No.Copy !req
997. I am independent.
I steal things on my own.Copy !req
998. Although I have many offers.Copy !req
999. You are musician?Copy !req
1000. No, I just write songs a little.Copy !req
1001. What kind songs?Copy !req
1002. I don't know.
They're so terrible.Copy !req
1003. Love songs.Copy !req
1004. No.Copy !req
1005. - I play.
- No.Copy !req
1006. I play.Copy !req
1007. So many nights
I sit by my windowCopy !req
1008. waiting for someone
to sing me her song.Copy !req
1009. So many dreams
I've kept deep inside meCopy !req
1010. alone in the dark.
But now you've come along.Copy !req
1011. You light up my life.Copy !req
1012. You give me hope to carry on.Copy !req
1013. You light up my daysCopy !req
1014. and fill all my nightsCopy !req
1015. with song.Copy !req
1016. And you light up my life.Copy !req
1017. You give me hope to carry on.Copy !req
1018. You light up my days
and fill all my nightsCopy !req
1019. with song.Copy !req
1020. It can't be wrong
when it feels so rightCopy !req
1021. 'cause you,
you light up my life.Copy !req
1022. Okay?Copy !req
1023. Okay.Copy !req
1024. I go now.Copy !req
1025. I see you in classCopy !req
1026. tomorrow.Copy !req
1027. Scab, scab, scab...Copy !req
1028. Good morning.Copy !req
1029. - So how's it going?
- Oh, hi, Rhonda.Copy !req
1030. Your students treating you okay?Copy !req
1031. Oh, they're just great!Copy !req
1032. You know, I hate to have
to say this, but I told you so.Copy !req
1033. How about you?
How's your class?Copy !req
1034. Oh, my students are such a hoot.Copy !req
1035. They're always telling me
how much they love me.Copy !req
1036. Actually, if you canCopy !req
1037. keep a secret...Copy !req
1038. There's this one...Copy !req
1039. Igor.Copy !req
1040. I've got such a crushCopy !req
1041. on him.Copy !req
1042. Well, not that I'd ever...Copy !req
1043. I mean, especially the Russians.Copy !req
1044. What?Copy !req
1045. - B.O.
- Really?Copy !req
1046. Mine seem okay.Copy !req
1047. Well, then, you're lucky.Copy !req
1048. - Rhonda?
- Yeah?Copy !req
1049. If your Igor...Copy !req
1050. used deodorant...Copy !req
1051. You teacher Vlad?Copy !req
1052. Yes.Copy !req
1053. Whore!Copy !req
1054. Oh my God!
That woman was crazy!Copy !req
1055. Joy, are you okay?Copy !req
1056. Yeah.Copy !req
1057. I'm fine.Copy !req
1058. Thank you.Copy !req
1059. Joy...Copy !req
1060. You didn't, did you?Copy !req
1061. Mom?Copy !req
1062. Yeah?Copy !req
1063. There's blood in my BM.Copy !req
1064. Can I stay home from school today?Copy !req
1065. - How are you feeling?
- Fine.Copy !req
1066. - You sure?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1067. I feel fine.Copy !req
1068. Maybe a little sore, butCopy !req
1069. I'm ready to go back to school.Copy !req
1070. Oh, that's good, Johnny.Copy !req
1071. Johnny, I have to ask you
a few questions. Is that okay?Copy !req
1072. Yeah.Copy !req
1073. When did you first start
feeling sick?Copy !req
1074. Yesterday.Copy !req
1075. What happened?Copy !req
1076. I threw up at my friend's house.Copy !req
1077. Johnny...
he spent the night there.Copy !req
1078. I thought he just had
a little virus.Copy !req
1079. Did you eatCopy !req
1080. anything unusual, Johnny?Copy !req
1081. Just a tuna sandwich.Copy !req
1082. He loves tuna salad.Copy !req
1083. I see.Copy !req
1084. Johnny, when did you first
notice the blood?Copy !req
1085. When I went to the bathroom
this morning.Copy !req
1086. Johnny, I have to ask you
a question. It's very importantCopy !req
1087. that you be honest, okay?Copy !req
1088. Johnny,Copy !req
1089. was there...
in the last day or two...Copy !req
1090. someone whoCopy !req
1091. hurt you?Copy !req
1092. I don't think so.Copy !req
1093. But someone did hurt you,
right, Johnny?Copy !req
1094. No one hurt me.Copy !req
1095. What do you mean no...?Copy !req
1096. You've been fucking raped!Copy !req
1097. Sorry.Copy !req
1098. More potatoes, Bill?Copy !req
1099. No, thanks.Copy !req
1100. I got plenty.Copy !req
1101. The babysitter should be here
any minute now.Copy !req
1102. When does the PTA start?Copy !req
1103. We've still got about
half an hour.Copy !req
1104. - So how did school go today?
- Okay.Copy !req
1105. Was Johnny there?Copy !req
1106. No.Copy !req
1107. I sure hope you kids don't catchCopy !req
1108. whatever he's got.Copy !req
1109. Very funny, Timmy.Copy !req
1110. And now you are excused
and can go right to bed.Copy !req
1111. - But Mom!
- You heard me.Copy !req
1112. Yeah, excuse me, Bill.Copy !req
1113. Hello?Copy !req
1114. Hi, Tawny.
Is there a problem?Copy !req
1115. Well, thank you
for giving me so much notice.Copy !req
1116. Well...Copy !req
1117. Yeah, sure. I'm sorry, too.Copy !req
1118. Well maybe you could have
thought of that before.Copy !req
1119. Bye-bye.Copy !req
1120. Bill, I'm sorry, you're going
to have to go by yourself tonight.Copy !req
1121. Isn't there anyone else
you can get?Copy !req
1122. No, not at this late hour.Copy !req
1123. Now you're going to come with me
right now and take a bath.Copy !req
1124. - But I'm not finished!
- Yes, you're finished. Let's go.Copy !req
1125. Wait. My Tamagatchi.
I have to get my Tamagatchi.Copy !req
1126. Come on, Timmy. Get your Tamagatchi.
Let's go, come on, upstairs Mister.Copy !req
1127. Come on, Timmy, please.
Come on.Copy !req
1128. Don't make me punish you.
Let's go. Come on.Copy !req
1129. You want to be grounded?Copy !req
1130. Dad?Copy !req
1131. If you and Mom died
in a plane crash,Copy !req
1132. would it be all right
if I took over?Copy !req
1133. Well,Copy !req
1134. probably one of your aunts
would want to help out.Copy !req
1135. So you don't think I'm old enoughCopy !req
1136. to take care of myself,
Timmy and Chloe.Copy !req
1137. Well, no.Copy !req
1138. Ronald Farber's parents
are away in Europe for a few daysCopy !req
1139. and Ronald gets to stay home alone
by himself without a babysitter.Copy !req
1140. Why do I need a babysitter?Copy !req
1141. Well, if you want to change
Chloe's diapers...Copy !req
1142. Well if I didn't have
any little brother or sister,Copy !req
1143. would you let me stay alone
by myself for a few days?Copy !req
1144. Your mom and I are not
Mr. And Mrs. Farber.Copy !req
1145. We worry. So no.Copy !req
1146. What if I were 12?Copy !req
1147. No.Copy !req
1148. 13.Copy !req
1149. At 13 I think you'll be okay.Copy !req
1150. Can you promise?Copy !req
1151. As long as you don't
still look like you're 11.Copy !req
1152. I won't.Copy !req
1153. Okay.Copy !req
1154. 13, then.Copy !req
1155. Hello, in Roseland, please.Copy !req
1156. I'm looking for the address of
a resident. The name is Farber.Copy !req
1157. 11 Angel Court?Copy !req
1158. Thank you.Copy !req
1159. - Hon, is that you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1160. You remember the milk?Copy !req
1161. Yeah.Copy !req
1162. How was the meeting?Copy !req
1163. It was fine.Copy !req
1164. Bill, are you all right?Copy !req
1165. I think I have to lie down.Copy !req
1166. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1167. I hope you're not coming down with
whatever that Johnny Grasso had.Copy !req
1168. I don't think so.Copy !req
1169. Be up in a minute.Copy !req
1170. Dad?Copy !req
1171. Yeah?Copy !req
1172. I... I...Copy !req
1173. I almost came.Copy !req
1174. Trish?Copy !req
1175. Trish?Copy !req
1176. Yeah?Copy !req
1177. Do you love me?Copy !req
1178. Oh, Bill... Yes.Copy !req
1179. No, I mean...Copy !req
1180. do you really love me?
No matter what.Copy !req
1181. No matter what?Copy !req
1182. No matter.Copy !req
1183. Whatever.Copy !req
1184. Bill, you have me.Copy !req
1185. You always will.Copy !req
1186. I'm sick.Copy !req
1187. Honey.Copy !req
1188. Take some Tylenol.
You'll feel better tomorrow.Copy !req
1189. I met with Steve Zimmer
this morning.Copy !req
1190. - You like him?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1191. - I'm gonna use him.
- Good.Copy !req
1192. I'm gonna use Marty Blau.Copy !req
1193. Good.Copy !req
1194. I feel so much better now.Copy !req
1195. Well good.Copy !req
1196. It shouldn't take too long.Copy !req
1197. Good night.Copy !req
1198. - Lenny?
- Yeah?Copy !req
1199. Can you sleep on
the living room couch?Copy !req
1200. Why?Copy !req
1201. Steven Zimmer thought
it would be a good idea.Copy !req
1202. Okay.Copy !req
1203. - Gin and tonic?
- Oh, thanks.Copy !req
1204. It's so bright outside it gives me
a headache just looking out there.Copy !req
1205. Yeah well they say
it's gonna rain tomorrow.Copy !req
1206. I don't wanna talk about
the fucking weather.Copy !req
1207. Well it's good for playing golf.Copy !req
1208. I hate that game.
It's so boring.Copy !req
1209. It passes the time.Copy !req
1210. I like to travel.Copy !req
1211. Yeah I went to Europe once.Copy !req
1212. Have you ever been to Tahiti?Copy !req
1213. No.Copy !req
1214. How about Tunisia?Copy !req
1215. A night in Tunisia?Copy !req
1216. No, no.Copy !req
1217. Vincent never liked to travel.Copy !req
1218. I guess I'm like Vincent.Copy !req
1219. You know what I was a child,Copy !req
1220. I'd always imagined thatCopy !req
1221. I'd marry a man
I fell in love with,Copy !req
1222. have a son and a daughter
who love meCopy !req
1223. as much as I hated my mother.Copy !req
1224. Then die,Copy !req
1225. tragically and suddenly,
young and beautiful.Copy !req
1226. When Vincent left me,Copy !req
1227. I imagined I'd finally be happy.Copy !req
1228. I guess you haven't lost
your imagination.Copy !req
1229. Lenny, I gotta get out of here.Copy !req
1230. I can't breathe.Copy !req
1231. All the women are pathetic gossips
and the men are...Copy !req
1232. Just pathetic.Copy !req
1233. I don't wanna die here.Copy !req
1234. You just don't want to die.Copy !req
1235. Not alone.Copy !req
1236. Don't...Copy !req
1237. Don't feel guilty.Copy !req
1238. I don't.Copy !req
1239. I don't feel anything.Copy !req
1240. I have to see you.Copy !req
1241. Who is it?Copy !req
1242. It's Kristina.Copy !req
1243. I'm sorry about last night.Copy !req
1244. Yeah.Copy !req
1245. Me too. I shouldn't have...Copy !req
1246. I understand.Copy !req
1247. I mean... See, I can...Copy !req
1248. I can admit it.
That I'm fatCopy !req
1249. and I'm ugly.Copy !req
1250. Yes.Copy !req
1251. Yes.Copy !req
1252. Thank you.Copy !req
1253. Say...Copy !req
1254. you wanna go somewhere?Copy !req
1255. I like you.Copy !req
1256. I have a confession to make.Copy !req
1257. What?Copy !req
1258. Do you remember Pedro's penis?Copy !req
1259. Yeah, you mean,
the one that was...Copy !req
1260. cut off?Copy !req
1261. Yeah...Copy !req
1262. Well, it wasn't really cut off.Copy !req
1263. What happened to it?Copy !req
1264. Nothing.Copy !req
1265. I...Copy !req
1266. I don't understand.Copy !req
1267. Why would you make
something like that up?Copy !req
1268. Was Pedro even killed?Copy !req
1269. How do you...
How do you know?Copy !req
1270. I tried so many times
to tell you,Copy !req
1271. but it's hard to...Copy !req
1272. I'd always been
very friendly to him.Copy !req
1273. And well, I try to be that way
with all the doormen,Copy !req
1274. even though they're usually
snickering behind my back.Copy !req
1275. I don't care, I'm still friendly.
It's my way.Copy !req
1276. But...Copy !req
1277. Pedro was different.
Pedro never snickered.Copy !req
1278. Of course, who was he to snicker?
He wasn't exactly Tom Cruise.Copy !req
1279. Still, he could have
but he didn't.Copy !req
1280. So anyway, one nightCopy !req
1281. I was coming home from the 24-hour
Pathmark. It was late.Copy !req
1282. Good evening, Miss Hope.Copy !req
1283. - Hi, Pedro. Can you help me?
- No problem.Copy !req
1284. Thank you.Copy !req
1285. Normally I don't need any help.Copy !req
1286. But my back hurt because
the bags were heavy and I hadCopy !req
1287. a half gallon of
strawberry ice cream,Copy !req
1288. two boxes of fudge
and a key lime pieCopy !req
1289. and I couldn't wait to get home and
get under the covers and watch TV.Copy !req
1290. But...Copy !req
1291. it was in the elevator
that I first got a funny feeling.Copy !req
1292. Like he was,Copy !req
1293. you know, kind of looking at me
kind of funny.Copy !req
1294. And I thought maybe he was just
being friendly too.Copy !req
1295. I mean, you know, just...Copy !req
1296. two friendly people.Copy !req
1297. Would you mind putting those
in the kitchen for me?Copy !req
1298. No problem.Copy !req
1299. Thanks so much, Pedro.Copy !req
1300. No problem.Copy !req
1301. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1302. Forget about that.Copy !req
1303. What I'd like isCopy !req
1304. a scoop of your ice cream
before I go back down.Copy !req
1305. Sure, please have a seat.Copy !req
1306. My wife died three years ago.Copy !req
1307. I feelCopy !req
1308. so lonely.Copy !req
1309. You are a beautiful woman,
Kristina.Copy !req
1310. You are so beautiful, Kristina.Copy !req
1311. And the next thing I know,Copy !req
1312. he was inside me.Copy !req
1313. You know, just pounding away.
Oh, Allen!Copy !req
1314. All finished?Copy !req
1315. Yeah.Copy !req
1316. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
1317. Would you like to see
the dessert menu?Copy !req
1318. What kind of ice cream
do you have?Copy !req
1319. Chocolate, vanilla and strawberry.Copy !req
1320. I'll have a plain chocolate fudge
sundae with strawberry ice cream.Copy !req
1321. Thank you.Copy !req
1322. And you, sir?Copy !req
1323. Just the check, please.Copy !req
1324. So anyway,
everything got really quietCopy !req
1325. and I thought, well...Copy !req
1326. you know at least
the worst is over.Copy !req
1327. How do you like it?Copy !req
1328. Kiss me again.Copy !req
1329. But that was just an act.Copy !req
1330. I let him kiss me one last time...Copy !req
1331. And then,
grabbed hold of his neckCopy !req
1332. and twisted itCopy !req
1333. backward.Copy !req
1334. - Here you are.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1335. And then I had to cut up his body.Copy !req
1336. You know, plastic bag
all the parts.Copy !req
1337. I've been throwing it out
gradually ever since.Copy !req
1338. There's still some left
in my freezer.Copy !req
1339. So you did cut off his...Copy !req
1340. No. I left it attached. I didn't
want to have to touch it again.Copy !req
1341. I feel so terrible.Copy !req
1342. You must think I'm a monster.
But what elseCopy !req
1343. could I have done?Copy !req
1344. Anyway I couldn't help myself.Copy !req
1345. I hate sex.Copy !req
1346. I'm sorry,
but just the idea of it.Copy !req
1347. You know, someone all over...
inside...Copy !req
1348. me.Copy !req
1349. I know it isn't right,Copy !req
1350. but can we still beCopy !req
1351. friends?Copy !req
1352. I guess... yeah.Copy !req
1353. I mean, we all have our...Copy !req
1354. You know,Copy !req
1355. our plusesCopy !req
1356. and minuses.Copy !req
1357. It was a crime of passion.Copy !req
1358. I'm a passionate woman.Copy !req
1359. I've had you on
auto-redial all night.Copy !req
1360. Hello?Copy !req
1361. Yes?Copy !req
1362. I'm the...Copy !req
1363. I'm...Copy !req
1364. I'm sorry?Copy !req
1365. Come in.Copy !req
1366. Okay.Copy !req
1367. Please, have a seat.Copy !req
1368. - Drink?
- No.Copy !req
1369. Thanks.Copy !req
1370. This is not working.Copy !req
1371. No.Copy !req
1372. You're not my type.Copy !req
1373. No.Copy !req
1374. Can I come in?Copy !req
1375. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1376. I wanted to...Copy !req
1377. Here.Copy !req
1378. Vlad!Copy !req
1379. Come inside.Copy !req
1380. Please.Copy !req
1381. Spasiva.Copy !req
1382. Joy.Copy !req
1383. Why you are come here?Copy !req
1384. I came because I wanted to say...Copy !req
1385. that I was sorry to your wife.Copy !req
1386. Zhenia is not my wife.Copy !req
1387. So you're not really married?Copy !req
1388. Zhenia love me.
It is problem.Copy !req
1389. She want be my wife, but...Copy !req
1390. she don't listen.Copy !req
1391. What can I do?Copy !req
1392. What can I do?Copy !req
1393. Come. You want I drive you
New Jersey? We go shopping mall?Copy !req
1394. No, thank you.
I don't think that's really...Copy !req
1395. Joy.Copy !req
1396. I must ask you a question.Copy !req
1397. Yes?Copy !req
1398. But I very ashamed.Copy !req
1399. - I'm sure I'll understand.
- Good.Copy !req
1400. Can I borrow money?Copy !req
1401. It is very important.Copy !req
1402. - How much?
- One thousand dollars.Copy !req
1403. All right. Five hundred.
I need money now.Copy !req
1404. I guess I can go
to a cash machine.Copy !req
1405. Good. I know where is ATM.Copy !req
1406. - Vlad?
- Yes?Copy !req
1407. Could I firstCopy !req
1408. have my guitar
and my CD player back?Copy !req
1409. Okay.Copy !req
1410. It is deal.Copy !req
1411. Do you think shopping mall
in New Jersey is open tonight?Copy !req
1412. Yeah, probably.Copy !req
1413. Here.Copy !req
1414. Joy.Copy !req
1415. I love you.Copy !req
1416. I love New Jersey.Copy !req
1417. I give you back Monday.Copy !req
1418. That's okay.Copy !req
1419. I probably won't be there anyway.Copy !req
1420. - Why no?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1421. I think now I have more sympathy
for the strikers.Copy !req
1422. See ya.Copy !req
1423. Stupid American.Copy !req
1424. So, Billy,Copy !req
1425. how was school today?Copy !req
1426. Okay.Copy !req
1427. Ronald Farber was absent.Copy !req
1428. He was afraid of the math test.Copy !req
1429. So he stayed home?Copy !req
1430. Yeah. He cut.Copy !req
1431. That's terrible. His parents...Copy !req
1432. They don't know yet.
They're still on vacation.Copy !req
1433. Are they gonna be upset.Copy !req
1434. Ronald's gonna be pretty upset when
he finds out the test was cancelled.Copy !req
1435. What happened?Copy !req
1436. Mrs. Paley was absent also.Copy !req
1437. Did you call Ronald and tell him?Copy !req
1438. Yeah, but there was no answer.Copy !req
1439. So was Mrs. Paley sick, then?Copy !req
1440. Well, everyone said she wasCopy !req
1441. just too strung out.Copy !req
1442. No why do people
say things like that?Copy !req
1443. Because she's a drug addict.Copy !req
1444. And how do you know?Copy !req
1445. Mom. Everyone knows.Copy !req
1446. Well I didn't know.
Did you know, Bill?Copy !req
1447. You hear that, Billy?Copy !req
1448. Well it's what everyone says.
She's a junkie.Copy !req
1449. And she's probably gonna get fired.
It's really sad.Copy !req
1450. Well if Mrs. Paley turns out to be
a junkie then she should be fired.Copy !req
1451. Don't you think so, Bill?Copy !req
1452. I don't know.Copy !req
1453. Don't you think
that's a little harsh?Copy !req
1454. I mean, if it's not
affecting her work...Copy !req
1455. Well, apparently it is.Copy !req
1456. And no, in fact, I don't think
that's a little harsh at all.Copy !req
1457. I'm sorry, but when
it comes to drug abuse,Copy !req
1458. and children, my children...Copy !req
1459. They should all just be locked up
and throw away the key.Copy !req
1460. And Billy, I want you
to know something.Copy !req
1461. If you ever even think
of doing drugs,Copy !req
1462. and end up dying in a hospital,
I'd disown you.Copy !req
1463. That's how strongly
I feel about it.Copy !req
1464. Trish.Copy !req
1465. Now I know Bill, it may sound harsh,
but we're talking about our kids.Copy !req
1466. Not to be too grandiose,
but this is the future,Copy !req
1467. the future of our country
we're talking about, after all.Copy !req
1468. I'll get it.Copy !req
1469. Hello.Copy !req
1470. Who's calling please?Copy !req
1471. Oh, hi. Sure, hold on.
It's Joe Grasso.Copy !req
1472. Great.Copy !req
1473. Thanks.Copy !req
1474. Hey, Joe! What's up?
How's Johnny doing?Copy !req
1475. You're a dead man.Copy !req
1476. Oh, good.Copy !req
1477. Good.Copy !req
1478. No problem.Copy !req
1479. Right.Copy !req
1480. Okay. Well, take care.Copy !req
1481. Bye.Copy !req
1482. How's Johnny doing?Copy !req
1483. Fine.Copy !req
1484. Fine!Copy !req
1485. Never better!Copy !req
1486. Good.Copy !req
1487. See, we bought those tickets
for this Saturday and Billy has...Copy !req
1488. No, no.Copy !req
1489. He didn't cancel.Copy !req
1490. - Oh, now who could that be?
- I'll get it.Copy !req
1491. - Who is it?
- Police.Copy !req
1492. Can I help you?Copy !req
1493. Are you William Maplewood?Copy !req
1494. Yes.Copy !req
1495. Sorry to disturb you, but we have
questions for you and your wife.Copy !req
1496. It hast to do with your son's
friend, Johnny Grasso.Copy !req
1497. Did something...?Copy !req
1498. Come this way.Copy !req
1499. Go ahead please.Copy !req
1500. Thank you.Copy !req
1501. Sit, please.Copy !req
1502. Bill, who is it?Copy !req
1503. We're just finishing dinner.Copy !req
1504. I'll be right back.Copy !req
1505. The police.Copy !req
1506. You take care of the kids.Copy !req
1507. Sorry.Copy !req
1508. Now...Copy !req
1509. You said something
about Ronald Farber?Copy !req
1510. Excuse me?Copy !req
1511. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1512. I mean...Copy !req
1513. Johnny Grasso.Copy !req
1514. - Okay, honey, here we go.
- Mom, I don't wanna go!Copy !req
1515. Honey not today. Let's go.Copy !req
1516. Billy, come on, the bus is here.Copy !req
1517. - I don't wanna go. I wanna stay.
- Wait...Copy !req
1518. All right,
I'll take you boys myself.Copy !req
1519. Dad?Copy !req
1520. Yes, Billy?Copy !req
1521. Everyone at school
is saying things about you.Copy !req
1522. Who is everyone?Copy !req
1523. Like kids. You know.
Everyone.Copy !req
1524. What are they saying?Copy !req
1525. That you'reCopy !req
1526. a serial rapist.Copy !req
1527. And a pervert.Copy !req
1528. You mean like what
they painted on the house.Copy !req
1529. Dad, did you...Copy !req
1530. with Johnny Grasso
and Ronald Farber?Copy !req
1531. Yes.Copy !req
1532. What did you do?Copy !req
1533. I touched them.Copy !req
1534. What do you mean exactly touched?Copy !req
1535. I fondled them.Copy !req
1536. What for?Copy !req
1537. I couldn't help myself.Copy !req
1538. What else?Copy !req
1539. I...Copy !req
1540. I unzipped myself.Copy !req
1541. You mean, masturbated?Copy !req
1542. No.Copy !req
1543. Then what?Copy !req
1544. I...Copy !req
1545. made love.Copy !req
1546. What...Copy !req
1547. do you mean?Copy !req
1548. I fucked them.Copy !req
1549. What was it like?Copy !req
1550. It was...Copy !req
1551. It was great.Copy !req
1552. Would you do it again?Copy !req
1553. Yes.Copy !req
1554. Would you ever fuck me?Copy !req
1555. No.Copy !req
1556. I'd jerk off instead.Copy !req
1557. Mommy, I'm...
I don't wanna go. Let me go.Copy !req
1558. Ma, don't want to go.Copy !req
1559. Just get in the car.Copy !req
1560. My Tamagatchi!
My Tamagatchi!Copy !req
1561. So who used to live here before?Copy !req
1562. Another couple, the Heller's.Copy !req
1563. What happened to them?Copy !req
1564. They got divorced.Copy !req
1565. Anyway,Copy !req
1566. so the police came
and looked in her freezerCopy !req
1567. and found baggies with
the doorman's genitals.Copy !req
1568. I use baggies.Copy !req
1569. Me too.Copy !req
1570. Everyone uses baggies. That's why
we can all relate to this crime.Copy !req
1571. I can't relate to it.Copy !req
1572. In any case,Copy !req
1573. there's this guy I've met, Joy,
that I think you'd like.Copy !req
1574. He's into computers,Copy !req
1575. I think.Copy !req
1576. - How did you meet him?
- He's a neighborCopy !req
1577. of mine.Copy !req
1578. Do you wanna call him,
or should ICopy !req
1579. give him your number?Copy !req
1580. I'll call him.Copy !req
1581. That would be great, I thinkCopy !req
1582. he'd really like that.Copy !req
1583. What about me?Copy !req
1584. I'm looking, I'm looking.Copy !req
1585. I like computers.Copy !req
1586. Trish...Copy !req
1587. Trust me on this one.Copy !req
1588. Not for you.Copy !req
1589. And what about me?Copy !req
1590. I haven't forgotten, Mom.
It's just...Copy !req
1591. it's hard. But I'm lookingCopy !req
1592. for everyone.Copy !req
1593. Well don't look for me.Copy !req
1594. Have you found somebody?Copy !req
1595. No. There's no one.Copy !req
1596. I heard Diane had a stroke.Copy !req
1597. She'll recover.Copy !req
1598. That's good.Copy !req
1599. - Where's there's life there's hope.
- That's right.Copy !req
1600. - You bet.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
1601. Yeah.Copy !req
1602. Could you pass over
the sweet potatoes, please?Copy !req
1603. Here.Copy !req
1604. Hey, did anyone watch
Leno last night?Copy !req
1605. Timmy, Timmy...Copy !req
1606. Timmy come over
and sit on Grandma's lap.Copy !req
1607. Timmy, Timmy, what?Copy !req
1608. Timmy.Copy !req
1609. What's the matter with Timmy?Copy !req
1610. His Tamagatchi died.Copy !req
1611. Tamagatchia.Copy !req
1612. Helen,Copy !req
1613. so what's going to happen now to
that woman who killed your doorman?Copy !req
1614. I don't know, Mom.Copy !req
1615. It's so sad.Copy !req
1616. She's all alone.Copy !req
1617. I wish I'd gotten
to know her better.Copy !req
1618. We might have found
we had something in common.Copy !req
1619. Maybe you'll write
a poem about her.Copy !req
1620. Joy... I'm sorry.Copy !req
1621. But don't worry.Copy !req
1622. I'm not laughing at you.Copy !req
1623. I'm laughing with you.Copy !req
1624. But I'm not laughing.Copy !req
1625. Let's make a toast.Copy !req
1626. To happiness.Copy !req
1627. - To happiness!
- To happiness!Copy !req
1628. I came!Copy !req