1. All units, all units.
Code 3 pursuit of 2-11.Copy !req
2. White SUV heading east
on Alameda service road.Copy !req
3. Three Asian males.Copy !req
4. Be advised. Shots fired, shots fired.Copy !req
5. Cheryl, can you see how many
suspects are in this car?Copy !req
6. As far as I can see at this point,
there are three sus...Copy !req
7. Oh, this is just coming in.Copy !req
8. Hancock!Copy !req
9. What, boy?Copy !req
10. Bad guys.Copy !req
11. - Trying to cut them off.
- You can see them there.Copy !req
12. They have their hands
outside the white SUV...Copy !req
13. shooting randomly on the freeway.Copy !req
14. What, you want a cookie?
Get out of my face.Copy !req
15. Asshole.Copy !req
16. - What?
- You heard me.Copy !req
17. Please, stay off the freeway.Copy !req
18. I understand that there are
three suspects in the white SUV...Copy !req
19. Asshole.Copy !req
20. Watch out!Copy !req
21. Damn!Copy !req
22. Damn it!Copy !req
23. Hancock!Copy !req
24. Beat it, 'Soulja Boy! 'Copy !req
25. Hancock is in the car...Copy !req
26. and he appears to be
negotiating with the gunmen.Copy !req
27. He smells like a bar!Copy !req
28. You pay for new roof!Copy !req
29. Fellas, hey. I don't give a shit
what you did. I don't care.Copy !req
30. Three guys in the car,
no girls, rave music.Copy !req
31. Hey, I'm not gonna judge.Copy !req
32. But if you don't pull over
and give yourselves up quietly...Copy !req
33. I swear to Christ, your head
is going up the driver's ass.Copy !req
34. His head is going up your ass.
And you drew the short stick...Copy !req
35. because your head
is going up my ass.Copy !req
36. Shoot this asshole!Copy !req
37. Stop!Copy !req
38. What the F%Copy !req
39. The department is on their way.
There's just chaos here on the 105.Copy !req
40. What? I'm not Japanese, man!Copy !req
41. Put us down!Copy !req
42. Oh, now you "speaky Engly," huh?
"Speaky Engly" now?Copy !req
43. You broke my glasses.Copy !req
44. I'm sorry! Take my Ray-Bans!Copy !req
45. - Put us down!
- You want down?Copy !req
46. - Yes, please! Please!
- Help me!Copy !req
47. I'm real good at down.
I'm real good at down.Copy !req
48. All right? All right.Copy !req
49. This, Hancock's latest act
of so-called heroics...Copy !req
50. took a hefty financial toll.Copy !req
51. Initial damage estimates
are said to top $9 million...Copy !req
52. which, if accurate...Copy !req
53. represents a personal record...Copy !req
54. for the notoriously publicity-shy
Hancock...Copy !req
55. who, as usual,
can't be reached for comment.Copy !req
56. With all the cracks to the concrete,
all the bullets, water damage, fires...Copy !req
57. L.A. would be better off
if this guy would leave...Copy !req
58. and let us get on with our jobs.Copy !req
59. Hi.Copy !req
60. Don't think I'm crazy, okay?
We've looked everywhere for you.Copy !req
61. Going to the Roxy
and the Viper Room and Jumbo's...Copy !req
62. anywhere we thought
you would be at. I found you.Copy !req
63. I got you.Copy !req
64. So, what's it like when you fly?Copy !req
65. - No, what?
- I ain't gonna fly you.Copy !req
66. I got a cousin, Narelle. She's my
best friend in the entire world...Copy !req
67. and I swear to God she would not
be here today if it wasn't for you.Copy !req
68. She crashed her car up in Malibu
when you flew her to the hospital.Copy !req
69. Remember?Copy !req
70. I will break my foot off
in your ass, woman.Copy !req
71. You got a car?Copy !req
72. Hey, want a drink?Copy !req
73. So this is where you live.
This is your hideout.Copy !req
74. Your Batcave.Copy !req
75. Your Fortress of Solitude.Copy !req
76. - It's a couple trailers I stuck together.
- What's all this?Copy !req
77. - Jiffy Pop.
- Jiffy Pop.Copy !req
78. - What do you do with it?
- Pop it.Copy !req
79. - Jiffy Pop, pop. I like that.
- Hey, hey.Copy !req
80. Hold on.Copy !req
81. Want me to give you
something else to pop?Copy !req
82. - I didn't catch your name.
- Pop this, Superman.Copy !req
83. Not much for the chitchat, huh?
Let me set this over here.Copy !req
84. - All right. Now, there are some rules.
- Hello?Copy !req
85. - No, I know, I haven't seen it yet.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
86. I know, probably. All right, all right.Copy !req
87. - Let me call you back.
- Listen.Copy !req
88. You're gonna need to focus.
All right, I need you...Copy !req
89. - Hey, that's... That's not focusing.
- What's in there?Copy !req
90. Okay, all right, hold on.
Stop. Stop it. All right, now...Copy !req
91. - when I get to the moment...
- The moment?Copy !req
92. You know, the... Start climbing
the mountaintop, you know?Copy !req
93. - You know... All right? Yes.
- Yeah.Copy !req
94. You're gonna need to be as far away
from that as possible.Copy !req
95. - Far. That's hot.
- No, that's not hot. It's not hot.Copy !req
96. - Oh, yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
97. Hancock. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
98. - Now you're doing too much.
- Hancock.Copy !req
99. Oh, mountaintop! Mountaintop!Copy !req
100. Mountaintop! Watch out!Copy !req
101. Sorry.Copy !req
102. That's not fair to anybody.Copy !req
103. Thank you for being okay with that.Copy !req
104. - I know it's...
- Can I use the bathroom, please?Copy !req
105. Yeah. Hey, you...?
You want some Jiffy Pop?Copy !req
106. - No, thanks.
- It's straight back.Copy !req
107. - You all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
108. Yeah, I was trying to tell you.Copy !req
109. Hey...Copy !req
110. Listen... You know, if you want
I could fly you.Copy !req
111. It's really beautiful, you know?
Earth.Copy !req
112. You could see the...Copy !req
113. Might have to get you a helmet,
so your face doesn't tear off.Copy !req
114. What do you think?Copy !req
115. Sir? Ray Embrey.Copy !req
116. - Ray.
- Pleasure.Copy !req
117. - So...
- Ray's like the Bono of P.R.Copy !req
118. Well, actually, I think Bono
is the Bono of P.R., but I do try.Copy !req
119. Well, let's see it.Copy !req
120. Okay. I'll get right into it.
Good morning, everyone.Copy !req
121. I'm here to talk to you
about charitable giving.Copy !req
122. Okay? And we all know
the way that works.Copy !req
123. You give one, maybe two percent
of your net cash...Copy !req
124. and you get an armband, or a ribbon
or whatever. It's nowhere near enough.Copy !req
125. And that's why we at Embrey Publicity
would like to offer you...Copy !req
126. the AllHeart symbol.Copy !req
127. Now, you would be among a very
select group of corporate giants...Copy !req
128. to bear this logo on your product.Copy !req
129. And what this would say
to the public...Copy !req
130. is that your company,
Pharmatopsis...Copy !req
131. has made a radical contribution
to helping our world.Copy !req
132. Here's all you need to do to qualify.Copy !req
133. Your new TB drug, Mycodin?Copy !req
134. We would like for you to give
that product away for free.Copy !req
135. - Did you say "free"?
- I did.Copy !req
136. Only to those who need it.Copy !req
137. Only to those who without it
would otherwise die.Copy !req
138. As a concept, free is kind of up there
with, you know, lethal side effects.Copy !req
139. - Mandatory product recall.
- Get indicted, go to jail.Copy !req
140. Get out, work at IHOP
for the rest of your career.Copy !req
141. Understandable reaction.
It's a radical concept.Copy !req
142. But it is the brand that represents
a fairer and better world.Copy !req
143. The brand...Copy !req
144. that everyone is talking about.Copy !req
145. Who is "everyone"?Copy !req
146. We do already have
a sports franchise.Copy !req
147. - NFL? NBA? MLB?
- Soccer.Copy !req
148. MLS? Which team?Copy !req
149. Well, it's a local team.
Encino Hurricanes.Copy !req
150. It's my son's team.Copy !req
151. Anyway, we can save the world.Copy !req
152. All right?
Someone's just gotta go first.Copy !req
153. What do you say?Copy !req
154. Are you a crackpot?Copy !req
155. Hey, hon. You're probably at the store.
I am on my way.Copy !req
156. I think I made a connection.Copy !req
157. Not really.Copy !req
158. Listen, tell Aaron that I'm coming
and I... Damn it.Copy !req
159. And I want some meatballs, okay?Copy !req
160. I need some Spaghetti Madness.
I'll see you in about 20 minutes.Copy !req
161. Hey! What is it, National Horn Day?Copy !req
162. Idiot.Copy !req
163. Hey.Copy !req
164. Hey. Hey!Copy !req
165. Move it. There's a train coming.Copy !req
166. Do you not hear that horn?Copy !req
167. Let's go! I got a train!Copy !req
168. Move it!Copy !req
169. - Back your car up! There's a train!
- I can't go anywhere. Get out!Copy !req
170. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
171. Fix the handle, Ray. Fix the handle.Copy !req
172. Get out!Copy !req
173. Get off the track! Move!Copy !req
174. - Let's get him out.
- Get him out of there.Copy !req
175. - Somebody help him.
- You all right?Copy !req
176. Please, that guy's still in there.Copy !req
177. You sure?Copy !req
178. Get him out of there!Copy !req
179. Will you look at that?Copy !req
180. - Ah, shit.
- I'm all right. I'm okay.Copy !req
181. All of you people...Copy !req
182. blocking the intersection...Copy !req
183. you're all idiots.Copy !req
184. You threw the dude's car at her.
And what's with the train?Copy !req
185. Why didn't you just go straight up
in the air with the car?Copy !req
186. You've obviously injured
that poor woman.Copy !req
187. - She's right. She should sue you.
- Yeah, she should sue you.Copy !req
188. Well, you should sue McDonald's
because they fucked you up.Copy !req
189. You're an asshole.Copy !req
190. And I can smell
that liquor on your breath.Copy !req
191. - Because I've been drinking, bitch.
- You're a drunk asshole!Copy !req
192. - You think you're such a hero.
- Asshole!Copy !req
193. - You're nothing but an asshole.
- We don't need you in this city.Copy !req
194. Some superhero you are! Fly off!Copy !req
195. Shut up!Copy !req
196. Don't you understand? I'm alive.Copy !req
197. I get to go home and see my family.
I should be dead right now, right here.Copy !req
198. Yeah, he could've gone straight up.
Obviously, you should've.Copy !req
199. You know, and I was upside down
for the train, but...Copy !req
200. No. Thank you.Copy !req
201. Thank you very much, Hancock.
Thank you.Copy !req
202. Thank you, Hancock.Copy !req
203. You're not flying by the Valley,
are you?Copy !req
204. Throw the ball!Copy !req
205. Monte, one guy'll line up here,
all right? Hike the ball.Copy !req
206. This guy'll be right here
and he says, "Hut!"Copy !req
207. This guy'll drop back. Hut!
Drop back. Chuck it.Copy !req
208. Great. Thank you.Copy !req
209. Nice aim. The driveway
would've been better, but...Copy !req
210. - What's going on, Dad?
- Hey, buddy.Copy !req
211. Daddy's had a little bit of a day.
Look at you, huh?Copy !req
212. I want you to meet somebody.Copy !req
213. This guy here, dragging
Daddy's car into the driveway.Copy !req
214. - Who's this?
- Hancock.Copy !req
215. That's right. Hancock,
this is my boy, Aaron.Copy !req
216. - Ray, what happened to the car?
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
217. You would not have believed it.Copy !req
218. I came this close to getting hit
by a train. If it wasn't for that guy...Copy !req
219. He saved my life. I mean...
Hancock, this is my wife, Mary.Copy !req
220. Believe that? I almost kissed a train.
Saw my whole life flash before my eyes.Copy !req
221. - He saved your life?
- He sure did. Thank you.Copy !req
222. - Hey, you good?
- I am good, yeah.Copy !req
223. - All right. Keep it off the tracks.
- I will, definitely.Copy !req
224. Hang on a... One second.Copy !req
225. - Hancock, you eat, yes? Human food?
- Yeah.Copy !req
226. - You like meatballs?
- No.Copy !req
227. Aaron, sweetheart,
he has to go and do...Copy !req
228. - I love meatballs.
- Who's so busy they can't have a meal?Copy !req
229. And it's on us. Please.Copy !req
230. I'm not even gonna take no
for an answer. Get inside the house.Copy !req
231. Why do you have an eagle
on your hat?Copy !req
232. Do you like eagles?Copy !req
233. This guy's like a little
talking machine, huh?Copy !req
234. We don't have a lot of guests
over here.Copy !req
235. Look at that, huh?
Hon, is the heat on?Copy !req
236. No? All right.Copy !req
237. We started Spaghetti Madness
about two years ago.Copy !req
238. We do it every Thursday, and we
have not missed a Thursday in...Copy !req
239. - Ever.
- Yeah.Copy !req
240. - Ever? That's a long time.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
241. - A very long time.
- That's some good meatballs, boy.Copy !req
242. Aaron.Copy !req
243. - Your mama's calling you.
- Yes, Mom?Copy !req
244. No. His name is Aaron.Copy !req
245. - Hey, Aaron, how was school today?
- Fine.Copy !req
246. Yeah? No more problems
with that bully, Michael?Copy !req
247. - Michel. But not like a girl's name.
- Michel. No, no, I know.Copy !req
248. - It's French.
- Yeah. Michel, Hancock, is this...Copy !req
249. Hancock? Michel
is this neighborhood bully.Copy !req
250. We've been trying to teach Aaron
a little...Copy !req
251. about conflict resolution.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
252. - Yeah. Turn the other cheek, all that?
- That's exactly right.Copy !req
253. Well, just never turn that one,
all right?Copy !req
254. Never let them punk you.Copy !req
255. - Got it, Mr. Hancock.
- Aaron, eat.Copy !req
256. The way you deal with bullies,
you take your right foot...Copy !req
257. bring it right up and catch him
in his little piss pump.Copy !req
258. You don't have to do that, honey, okay?
Seriously.Copy !req
259. It's a good idea.Copy !req
260. You aim straight and make sure
he can't use that thing...Copy !req
261. for nothing but a flap to keep
the dust out of his butt crack.Copy !req
262. Okay, please, just stop.Copy !req
263. Michel is not a man, okay?Copy !req
264. He's a little boy. And his parents...Copy !req
265. happen to be going through a bad
divorce. That's why he's acting up.Copy !req
266. Maybe you don't know this...Copy !req
267. but not everything in this world
gets resolved with force.Copy !req
268. - Not everything has to be bang...
- I'm set.Copy !req
269. - scream, blood, more blood.
- Baby, I got plenty. Angel! We're okay.Copy !req
270. She watches so much news...Copy !req
271. that sometimes
it gets to be a little too much.Copy !req
272. - You got a toilet?
- Yep. Yeah, just past the fridge.Copy !req
273. Are...?Copy !req
274. Did he just take the whiskey bottle
to the bathroom?Copy !req
275. Do you want him to kill us all?Copy !req
276. Thanks for coming on in.
Good, right?Copy !req
277. - Very, yeah.
- Wanna say goodbye to him?Copy !req
278. - Bye, Hancock.
- Hey, all right, little buddy.Copy !req
279. - Are you okay?
- It was a joke.Copy !req
280. - Come on, Aaron.
- Hey, sorry. I was just trying to...Copy !req
281. He got it. She didn't get it.Copy !req
282. I owe you.
You gave me my life back today.Copy !req
283. Hear me out.
I'd like to return the favor.Copy !req
284. Do you know what I do?
I'm in public relations.Copy !req
285. You know what that is? Of course
you do. We're image consultants.Copy !req
286. We change the way people see
products, companies, people, that stuff.Copy !req
287. Listen, I see you on the news
and I see you out there today...Copy !req
288. and it can't feel good that people,
you know, hate you.Copy !req
289. - It's good to meet you, Ray.
- No, I'm sorry.Copy !req
290. But hear me out.Copy !req
291. People... Don't get me wrong, they
should love you. They really should.Copy !req
292. I wanna deliver that for you.
It's the least that I can do.Copy !req
293. You know, you're a superhero.Copy !req
294. Kids should ask you
for your autograph.Copy !req
295. People should cheer you
on the streets.Copy !req
296. What the hell are you pricks
looking at?Copy !req
297. No, no, they're not... It's all right.Copy !req
298. They're not pricks, they're just people.Copy !req
299. But I want you to give me
one short pitch, you know?Copy !req
300. That's all I ask. Okay?Copy !req
301. You use...Copy !req
302. Put it under here?Copy !req
303. Put it right there. Perfect.Copy !req
304. E-mail me or whatever.
You just fly on over, I don't know.Copy !req
305. I want you to think about it.Copy !req
306. Just be careful when you go.
Sleep on it, all right?Copy !req
307. You get back to me?Copy !req
308. I'll be right here. All right.Copy !req
309. Please don't stare, you guys.
He's kind of one of us.Copy !req
310. What about AllHeart?Copy !req
311. It's a nonstarter, babe, you know?
I'm chasing windmills with that.Copy !req
312. Maybe I can't change the world
but I can change this guy's life.Copy !req
313. - Think about all the good he can do.
- I think you're wasting your time.Copy !req
314. You really hate him.Copy !req
315. Hate? I don't hate him, Ray.
I don't even know the guy.Copy !req
316. Just look at the news.
You can see what he does.Copy !req
317. I think he just needs
people to care, you know?Copy !req
318. You see the good in everybody, Ray.Copy !req
319. Even sometimes when it's not there.Copy !req
320. I have a feeling about this.
Don't work with this guy.Copy !req
321. I know this kind of guy.
He breaks things.Copy !req
322. My bad. Everybody all right?Copy !req
323. I'll go and get my mommy.Copy !req
324. He is an asshole.Copy !req
325. - What's your name, boy?
- Michel.Copy !req
326. - You know who I am?
- My papa says you are an asshole.Copy !req
327. Well, that's not really a nice word
to call a person, is it?Copy !req
328. - Asshole?
- Yeah.Copy !req
329. Because that could make someone
very angry...Copy !req
330. and, you know, maybe
hurt their feelings.Copy !req
331. You behave like an asshole.Copy !req
332. All right...Copy !req
333. Do you know Aaron?Copy !req
334. Well, seems to be a pretty good kid.Copy !req
335. Just wanna ask you
to lay off of him a little bit.Copy !req
336. Why, asshole?Copy !req
337. - You're gonna stop calling me that.
- Asshole.Copy !req
338. - That's not my name.
- Asshole.Copy !req
339. Call me a asshole...Copy !req
340. one more time.Copy !req
341. Asshole.Copy !req
342. How about you, thickness?Copy !req
343. Goggles?Copy !req
344. Hancock! You son of a gun,
I knew you'd come.Copy !req
345. Ask Mary. I had a feeling.Copy !req
346. I said, he heard me
and he's ready for a change.Copy !req
347. This is great. Did you do this?
You come in a little hot?Copy !req
348. I'll meet you in the house.Copy !req
349. - I know you don't drive, but...
- Oh, damn it, Ray.Copy !req
350. All right. You're all right.
You're all right. You're all right.Copy !req
351. Oh, stop crying, punk-ass. Go ahead.Copy !req
352. - Not okay. Okay?
- He all right.Copy !req
353. Really not okay. This is some
of the stuff we're gonna work on.Copy !req
354. How do you think that conversation's
gonna go down with his mom?Copy !req
355. Landing like that in the street's
also on the uncool side.Copy !req
356. No, that was already like that
when I got here, Ray.Copy !req
357. I live here.
I know what the street's like.Copy !req
358. We'll make those problems
of the past.Copy !req
359. I'm gonna teach you
how to interface with the public.Copy !req
360. - Where's the wife?
- Mary took Aaron to his soccer game.Copy !req
361. Hancock, pulled some stuff up
on YouTube.Copy !req
362. Surprisingly large amount of not-great
stuff on you that's gonna be helpful.Copy !req
363. What is this?Copy !req
364. That's me trying to change the world.Copy !req
365. Unfortunately, not doing real well.Copy !req
366. Come on. Let's get to you.Copy !req
367. This stuff was on YouTube.Copy !req
368. Everybody loves a Nutty Buddy,
I get it, but this doesn't work, sir.Copy !req
369. Hey, give me a Nutty Buddy.
Back up, back up.Copy !req
370. Mom! Mom! Mom!Copy !req
371. Those are children.Copy !req
372. - We've been waiting a long time...
- Get that camera out of my face.Copy !req
373. You ever put out
an apartment fire, Ray?Copy !req
374. - No, I haven't done that. I'm in P.R.
- No. My ass was hot.Copy !req
375. All right. How about this?
This is Walter, the gray whale.Copy !req
376. Everybody remembers him
stuck on the beach north of Zuma.Copy !req
377. Along comes Hancock.Copy !req
378. Hancock!Copy !req
379. - I don't even remember that.
- Yeah.Copy !req
380. Greenpeace does. Walter does.Copy !req
381. This gets redundant after a while...Copy !req
382. but my basic diagnosis
of your fundamental problem is...Copy !req
383. - Do you wanna hear it?
- No.Copy !req
384. You're an asshole.Copy !req
385. I know. I call it like I see it though.Copy !req
386. It's not a crime to be an asshole
but it's counterproductive.Copy !req
387. But you are an asshole,
don't you think?Copy !req
388. Be careful.Copy !req
389. All right, how about this?
I've been thinking about something.Copy !req
390. This kind of goes to
how you present yourself.Copy !req
391. Come on. Really? It's the middle
of the day. What springs to mind...Copy !req
392. when you see this?Copy !req
393. Homo.Copy !req
394. - What about that?
- Homo in red.Copy !req
395. - Norwegian homo.
- I'll give you that.Copy !req
396. Let's move past the comics. Let's
get into something a little deeper.Copy !req
397. I think that deep down you behave
badly because you're lonely.Copy !req
398. I think deep down,
you want people's acceptance.Copy !req
399. Come on, now.
You save people's lives...Copy !req
400. and they reject you,
and so you reject them back.Copy !req
401. And it's a...
And we're gonna switch that cycle.Copy !req
402. We're gonna start fresh, start anew.Copy !req
403. This is outstanding. If you turn
some of this power into willpower...Copy !req
404. - Almost.
- And then he kicked it in.Copy !req
405. Hey, Hancock! We almost won.Copy !req
406. Yeah, we did. Okay, upstairs.
I'm making lunch. Go change.Copy !req
407. Hey, sweetheart.Copy !req
408. Have you been watching the news?Copy !req
409. - No, we've been working on...
- Interfacing with the public.Copy !req
410. - This has been on all day.
- That's very good.Copy !req
411. The law is the law, Mr. Hancock,
and you are not above it.Copy !req
412. Felony destruction of property...Copy !req
413. amounting to tens of millions
of dollars, theft, and now this.Copy !req
414. From where I sit,
I see a selfish, self-absorbed man...Copy !req
415. with a lot of muscle, but no regard
for anyone but yourself.Copy !req
416. Mr. Hancock, let me remind you.Copy !req
417. You are not above the law.Copy !req
418. You have failed to show
at over 600 subpoenas in civil suits.Copy !req
419. Anybody else would be held
in contempt. But, oh, no. Not you.Copy !req
420. You may be a superhero,
but let me tell you this:Copy !req
421. You're not nearly as strong
as the U.S. Constitution.Copy !req
422. Bank on it, buddy.Copy !req
423. We do not condone the t...Copy !req
424. Genius.Copy !req
425. Things just got real.
This is exactly what we need.Copy !req
426. There's a DA trying to figure out
how to put you in jail.Copy !req
427. - Bitch can try.
- I say you go.Copy !req
428. People take you for granted.
Make people miss you.Copy !req
429. - People don't like you, Hancock.
- I do.Copy !req
430. Two weeks, you know?
The public will be clamoring for you.Copy !req
431. When they do, we'll be ready.Copy !req
432. Worst-case scenario is I'm wrong and
you just, you know, fly out of there.Copy !req
433. What do you got to lose?Copy !req
434. "I apologize to the people
of Los Angeles.Copy !req
435. My behavior has been improper
and I accept the consequences.Copy !req
436. I ask my fellow Angelenos...Copy !req
437. for their patience
and understanding."Copy !req
438. You're an asshole, Hancock!Copy !req
439. Asshole!Copy !req
440. "Life here can be difficult for me.Copy !req
441. After all, I'm the only one of my kind.Copy !req
442. During my incarceration,
I will be participating...Copy !req
443. in alcohol-
and anger-management treatment."Copy !req
444. You're a drunk bum!Copy !req
445. "You deserve better from me.
I can be better. I will be better."Copy !req
446. All right.Copy !req
447. Good morning, ladies.
Welcome to your new home...Copy !req
448. It is the duty of each of you...Copy !req
449. to remember
your inmate serial number.Copy !req
450. Turn to your right.Copy !req
451. Turn to your left.Copy !req
452. Okay, scumbags. Let's go.Copy !req
453. Give me the hand, playboy.Copy !req
454. I see you, punk!Copy !req
455. Oh, I get it.Copy !req
456. I put some... Most of you in here.Copy !req
457. Yes, you did.Copy !req
458. I can understand you feeling
some kind of way about that.Copy !req
459. What?Copy !req
460. So I'm gonna do me,
and I'm gonna let you do you.Copy !req
461. I don't want no trouble.Copy !req
462. All right?Copy !req
463. I just wanna go to my cell.Copy !req
464. - That ain't gonna happen.
- Nope.Copy !req
465. Excuse me.Copy !req
466. Excuse me, please.Copy !req
467. Deadly.Copy !req
468. If you don't move,
your head is going up his ass.Copy !req
469. Y'all fellas sure you wanna
ride this train?Copy !req
470. Choo, choo, asshole.Copy !req
471. Get him out! Get him out!Copy !req
472. Did you shove a man's head
up another man's ass?Copy !req
473. We're gonna...
We're gonna circle back to that.Copy !req
474. The DA's office wants your sentence
to run eight years.Copy !req
475. It's a big number,
but not something we didn't anticipate.Copy !req
476. You know, our plan is...
What are you doing?Copy !req
477. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
478. It sounded like you said they want me
to spend eight years in this shithole.Copy !req
479. Eight is more like four and a half
with good behavior.Copy !req
480. But it's irrelevant because
with you out of the picture...Copy !req
481. and with the crime rate
going up through the roof...Copy !req
482. the DA and the cops, they're all
gonna call for your immediate release.Copy !req
483. They're gonna demand it.
Where are you going? Sit down.Copy !req
484. Hey. Hey. Stop right there.Copy !req
485. - Stop it. Hancock.
- Move.Copy !req
486. - Hancock!
- Get back!Copy !req
487. You're being a coward!Copy !req
488. - Who you talking to?
- I'm talking to you.Copy !req
489. - Who are you talking to, Ray?
- Stop pretending that you do not care.Copy !req
490. You have a calling.
You're a hero, Hancock.Copy !req
491. You're gonna be miserable the rest
of your life until you accept that.Copy !req
492. Trust me. Trust this plan,
this process. Just stay in here.Copy !req
493. When they call, a hero's
what we're gonna give them.Copy !req
494. How we gonna do that, Ray?Copy !req
495. All right, guys, let's start sharing.Copy !req
496. - Don? You had something?
- Yeah.Copy !req
497. Yeah, I think I might've had
a little bit of a breakthrough.Copy !req
498. Good for you.Copy !req
499. Yeah, I mean, I realized
that breaking necks is... It's easy.Copy !req
500. But I'm sitting there and I'm
staring at myself in the mirror...Copy !req
501. and I thought, "This is tough."
- Yeah, it sounds tough.Copy !req
502. Why do you always laugh?Copy !req
503. Picturing you looking at the mirror.
It would scare the shit out of me.Copy !req
504. Every time I'm talking,
he completely ruins the cycle.Copy !req
505. Now, let's watch the crosstalk.Copy !req
506. I'm not gonna share anymore
if he keeps doing that.Copy !req
507. No, no, no.Copy !req
508. - Keep sharing.
- Let's move on.Copy !req
509. Mr. Hancock,
do you wanna share today?Copy !req
510. Pass.Copy !req
511. Your landing is your first impression.
It's your superhero handshake.Copy !req
512. Don't come in too hot, okay?
Don't come in too boozy.Copy !req
513. And don't land on
a $100,000 Mercedes. All right?Copy !req
514. People have to be happy
that you've arrived.Copy !req
515. Mr. Hancock, your share.Copy !req
516. Pass.Copy !req
517. So you've used the door
and the building's still intact.Copy !req
518. People are happy that you've arrived.
They feel safe.Copy !req
519. There's an officer
and he's done a good job...Copy !req
520. so tell him he's done a good job.Copy !req
521. What the hell did I have to come for
if he's done a good job?Copy !req
522. Oh, man!Copy !req
523. KBLA radio, AM 850.Copy !req
524. Today's big story, no surprise here:
Hancock. What's your take?Copy !req
525. I, for one, have
had enough of this guy.Copy !req
526. I'm glad he's doing time around bars
and I hope they don't let him off easy.Copy !req
527. Let my cousin Pookie out.Copy !req
528. "I see you don't wear
a bulletproof vest, security officer.Copy !req
529. I respect your courage...Copy !req
530. because bullets don't bounce
off you, they bounce off me."Copy !req
531. This city is being run by gangs
and drug dealers.Copy !req
532. Hancock makes them
shake in their boots.Copy !req
533. He doesn't tie a pretty ribbon around it,
but he gets the job done.Copy !req
534. Besides, he's hot.Copy !req
535. Let me hear you say it.
Let me hear you say, "Good job."Copy !req
536. G...Copy !req
537. Goo...Copy !req
538. Mr. Hancock,
would you like to share?Copy !req
539. - Pass.
- Good.Copy !req
540. Good.Copy !req
541. Good j...Copy !req
542. Good job.Copy !req
543. Jail watch, day five, and true to his
word, Hancock remains incarcerated.Copy !req
544. Meanwhile, crime is still on the rise.Copy !req
545. The L.A.P.D. is reporting
increases of up to 30 percent...Copy !req
546. in the last five days
that Hancock has been behind bars.Copy !req
547. - Hancock! Hey, Hancock!
- Hey, little buddy.Copy !req
548. - Hancock. We brought you something!
- Hey, hey.Copy !req
549. Hey, what's up, Hancock?Copy !req
550. Where's...? Where's Ray?Copy !req
551. No, it's just us. Ray's working.Copy !req
552. Aaron really wanted
to come and see you...Copy !req
553. so we just dropped by
with some Spaghetti Madness.Copy !req
554. I should probably let the guard
check for keys...Copy !req
555. - No, no. Here.
- Okay. Here you go.Copy !req
556. Oh, you brought me meatballs, huh?Copy !req
557. - Just dig in.
- Oh, man, look at that. Look at that.Copy !req
558. - That's a good meatball.
- Thanks, Hancock.Copy !req
559. Ray is a good man.Copy !req
560. Whatever this is you're doing,
don't let him down.Copy !req
561. Okay?Copy !req
562. Okay. Well, we should
probably go, buddy.Copy !req
563. - Already? I wanna stay with Hancock.
- Yeah. Sweetheart...Copy !req
564. we have to go.
Come on, say goodbye to Hancock.Copy !req
565. Here, Hancock. It's my favorite one,
and I want you to have it.Copy !req
566. - That was very sweet.
- Thanks, Mom.Copy !req
567. Come here.Copy !req
568. Mr. Hancock,
would you like to share?Copy !req
569. Pass.Copy !req
570. All right. Phillip?Copy !req
571. I love you guys, man.Copy !req
572. - We love you.
- We love you too, Phillip.Copy !req
573. For when they call.Copy !req
574. - I ain't wearing that, Ray.
- Yes, you are.Copy !req
575. - Oh, no, I'm not.
- No, you are.Copy !req
576. Actually, I'm not, Ray.Copy !req
577. You think you're not, but you are.Copy !req
578. I will fight crime butt-ass naked
before I fight it in that, Ray.Copy !req
579. You know, you have fought naked.
We've got that. That's on YouTube.Copy !req
580. Hancock, this is a uniform.
A uniform represents purpose.Copy !req
581. Doctors, policemen, firemen, right?Copy !req
582. - It represents a calling.
- It's been two weeks.Copy !req
583. - Yeah?
- Nobody out there is missing me, Ray.Copy !req
584. Just be patient.
You gotta trust me on this. All right?Copy !req
585. Perimeter breach, perimeter breach.Copy !req
586. Asshole!Copy !req
587. You're still a fake-ass punk.Copy !req
588. Damn!Copy !req
589. Mr. Hancock?Copy !req
590. It's your share.Copy !req
591. Pass.Copy !req
592. - Come on, man, try it. Let it out.
- Come on, John.Copy !req
593. I don't have nothing.Copy !req
594. There's nothing on your mind?
Come on, John.Copy !req
595. - It's cool, man.
- Come on.Copy !req
596. - Come on.
- Do it.Copy !req
597. First time for everything.Copy !req
598. - Feels good to release, now.
- Let it heal. Come on, man, try it.Copy !req
599. Come in here all these days,
you don't have anything to share?Copy !req
600. I'm Hancock, and I drink and stuff.Copy !req
601. All right. Thanks for sharing.Copy !req
602. - Okay.
- Thank you.Copy !req
603. - All right.
- That's awesome.Copy !req
604. - That's a clap. Yeah.
- There you go. Good share.Copy !req
605. Hey, Hancock.Copy !req
606. Come on, get up.Copy !req
607. - You got a phone call.
- Take a message.Copy !req
608. It's the chief of police.Copy !req
609. He says he needs your help.Copy !req
610. The trapped officer's husband
is Corporal Joseph Blake...Copy !req
611. who was killed last year in Iraq...Copy !req
612. leaving her two small children.
We are waiting for the latest news...Copy !req
613. but apparently
there are three suspects and...Copy !req
614. What's going on?Copy !req
615. I'm out!Copy !req
616. Stay down! Stay down!Copy !req
617. Stay down!Copy !req
618. - Get out!
- Get down!Copy !req
619. Get it down!Copy !req
620. Let's go! Everybody's gotta get back!
Let's go!Copy !req
621. Back! Move!Copy !req
622. We got perimeters set up
on the north, east and south sides.Copy !req
623. The west side is open.Copy !req
624. Don't break the building,
don't break the building.Copy !req
625. What?Copy !req
626. It's a little tight. What you got?Copy !req
627. Bank job. I got at least eight hostages.
Four bad guys.Copy !req
628. Officer pinned down.
We can't get to her.Copy !req
629. They been spraying
the hell out of us all morning. And...Copy !req
630. They got some kind of heavy artillery.
Fifty caliber or bigger.Copy !req
631. - I don't know if that matters to you.
- No, I'm good.Copy !req
632. Good job.Copy !req
633. Really, good job.Copy !req
634. Get down!Copy !req
635. It's Hancock!Copy !req
636. Take him out!Copy !req
637. Good job!Copy !req
638. Do I have permission
to touch your body?Copy !req
639. Yes!Copy !req
640. It's not sexual.Copy !req
641. Not that you're not
an attractive woman.Copy !req
642. - You're a very attractive woman...
- Get me the f%Copy !req
643. He's on the move!Copy !req
644. He's moving, he's moving!Copy !req
645. Good job.Copy !req
646. - Are you hit anywhere?
- My leg!Copy !req
647. - Hancock!
- Good job.Copy !req
648. You said that.
I need you to end this now.Copy !req
649. Check the flanks.Copy !req
650. Secure the perimeter.Copy !req
651. Spread out!Copy !req
652. They're gonna
come around the back.Copy !req
653. What happened to him?Copy !req
654. Where'd he go? Where'd he go?Copy !req
655. What is happening?Copy !req
656. - I heard you was in the slammer.
- Out early.Copy !req
657. - Why's that?
- Good behavior.Copy !req
658. Do you know what this is?Copy !req
659. I'm guessing it's
some kind of detonator-type deal.Copy !req
660. There's 8 pounds of C-4 strapped
to each and every one of them.Copy !req
661. This is a spring-loaded
dead man's switch.Copy !req
662. If my thumb comes off it:Copy !req
663. And now, since we've had
a little change of plan...Copy !req
664. between the police showing up and
you sucking out all of my associates...Copy !req
665. I want you to break into the vault.Copy !req
666. You'll find three quarter-ton pallets
of small bills inside.Copy !req
667. Thirty million dollars.Copy !req
668. And you're gonna carry it for me.Copy !req
669. You are gonna get me safely
away from here with the money...Copy !req
670. or else they'll be cleaning up
these hostages with a mop.Copy !req
671. I'm gonna have to say no to that.Copy !req
672. I'm really trying
to turn over a new leaf.Copy !req
673. I will blow up this entire building,
you asshole.Copy !req
674. I really don't like that word.Copy !req
675. I will blow them sky-high...Copy !req
676. and their blood
will be on your hands.Copy !req
677. Do you hear me, asshole?Copy !req
678. Call me a asshole...Copy !req
679. one more time.Copy !req
680. Ass...Copy !req
681. - Go, go, go. Move in!
- Go on, you're safe!Copy !req
682. - Let's go. Let's go.
- Take it right in. Let's go.Copy !req
683. Bring it around now.Copy !req
684. Keep your hand on that trigger.Copy !req
685. - Good job.
- No. You, good job.Copy !req
686. - Thank you.
- Good job.Copy !req
687. Hancock!Copy !req
688. Say hi to your fans.
Look what you got.Copy !req
689. Here we go. This way.Copy !req
690. - Hancock. At the bank today, intense.
- Thank you.Copy !req
691. Smile.Copy !req
692. Good job, Hancock!Copy !req
693. Hey. Boy, they'll let anybody in here,
huh?Copy !req
694. Hancock, meet these guys. This is
Mike Kilbourne and Jeremy Himmel.Copy !req
695. Gigantic fans. Insane!Copy !req
696. These guys are partners
at the biggest ad firm.Copy !req
697. You never call, man.Copy !req
698. - I have called. A couple of times.
- Water under the bridge, man.Copy !req
699. Could you guys
get used to this or what?Copy !req
700. How'd you two meet?Copy !req
701. I was married once before.Copy !req
702. First wife...Copy !req
703. she died giving birth to Aaron.Copy !req
704. It's another dinner. But... But...Copy !req
705. So there I am, I'm with
this beautiful little baby.Copy !req
706. I don't know what the hell to do.Copy !req
707. And I was in the supermarket...Copy !req
708. and I'm in the baby aisle...Copy !req
709. and I've got
a brand of diapers in each hand.Copy !req
710. I'm staring at them, but I don't know
how I'm gonna get through the day.Copy !req
711. An angel...Copy !req
712. sees me.Copy !req
713. She knew. She was...
She gave me this look.Copy !req
714. And even in the trance I was in,
I knew that somebody somewhere...Copy !req
715. was throwing me a little rope.Copy !req
716. You know?Copy !req
717. Starting that day, you really
put my life back together. Right?Copy !req
718. - You're drunk.
- So? Come here.Copy !req
719. What about you, buddy?Copy !req
720. You're from another planet,
aren't you?Copy !req
721. No, man, I'm from Miami.Copy !req
722. You didn't come in on,
like, a meteor or...?Copy !req
723. Nope. Woke up in a hospital,
first thing I remember.Copy !req
724. Government hospital, yes?
Experimenting on you and...Copy !req
725. No, Ray. Regular old
Miami emergency room.Copy !req
726. - Come on.
- My skull was fractured.Copy !req
727. They told me
I tried to stop a mugging.Copy !req
728. - Somebody knocked you out.
- I guess I was a regular guy before...Copy !req
729. and when I woke up,
I was changed.Copy !req
730. The hospital nurse tried
to put a needle in my arm...Copy !req
731. and it just broke against my skin.Copy !req
732. And then my skull healed
in, like, an hour.Copy !req
733. The doctors were astounded...Copy !req
734. and they wanted to know my story.Copy !req
735. Just like you. But I couldn't tell them.
I don't know who I am.Copy !req
736. Amnesia.Copy !req
737. - You know, the blow to the head.
- Yeah, well, that's what they figured.Copy !req
738. - You don't remember anything?
- No.Copy !req
739. Only thing I had in my pocket was...Copy !req
740. bubble-gum...Copy !req
741. two movie tickets.Copy !req
742. Boris Karloff, Frankenstein.Copy !req
743. But no ID, nothing.Copy !req
744. I went to sign out, the nurse
asked me for my John Hancock.Copy !req
745. I actually thought that's who I was.Copy !req
746. How come I didn't hear any of this...Copy !req
747. didn't read about it
in any newspapers?Copy !req
748. It was probably in the papers
80 years ago.Copy !req
749. Eighty years ago?Copy !req
750. Oh, I don't age. This is it.Copy !req
751. - That's nice.
- Gotta wonder, though:Copy !req
752. What kind of bastard
must I have been...Copy !req
753. that nobody was there to claim me?Copy !req
754. I mean, I'm not the most
charming guy in the world...Copy !req
755. so I've been told, but...Copy !req
756. nobody?Copy !req
757. Whoever it was they'd be dead
by now, anyway.Copy !req
758. Hey.Copy !req
759. Hey, Mary. You all right, baby?Copy !req
760. Yeah. Too much wine.Copy !req
761. I am a lightweight.Copy !req
762. I'm sorry.Copy !req
763. You ain't do nothing.Copy !req
764. This was a nice dinner, Ray.Copy !req
765. - It was a good one.
- Almost call this fun.Copy !req
766. That didn't tire you out,
coming up the stairs?Copy !req
767. - Not really.
- I'm real spinny.Copy !req
768. Could've just flown me upstairs.Copy !req
769. - I could've done without that.
- Get your shoes off here.Copy !req
770. All right, that's all you're
getting off of me though.Copy !req
771. You believe in me,
don't you, Hancock?Copy !req
772. - Of course, Ray. I believe in you.
- Help me up here.Copy !req
773. I got something to say to you.Copy !req
774. Listen to me. This is important.Copy !req
775. You are like a Dodger Dog.Copy !req
776. It's something people don't think
they're gonna like...Copy !req
777. then they try it and they love it,
right? It hits the spot.Copy !req
778. It's good for the soul.
You're like the world's Dodger Dog.Copy !req
779. I don't know.
But you know what I mean, right?Copy !req
780. You're gonna do great.Copy !req
781. You're gonna fix everything.Copy !req
782. - You get some sleep, Ray.
- You sleep tight too.Copy !req
783. Hancock tucking me in.Copy !req
784. All right, he's asleep.Copy !req
785. - Okay, thanks. Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
786. Look, I just don't want you
to think that... That Ray...Copy !req
787. you know, drinks like that,
because...Copy !req
788. - Oh, no.
- This was just kind of...Copy !req
789. - a celebratory night.
- No, I understand.Copy !req
790. - Yeah, I know that.
- Okay.Copy !req
791. The damn babysitter
never cleans up after herself.Copy !req
792. You have a bruise on your hand.Copy !req
793. Yeah, I don't...
I don't know what that is.Copy !req
794. I've been feeling kind of funny.Copy !req
795. You...Copy !req
796. You should go.Copy !req
797. Getting late.Copy !req
798. If Ray finds out about me...Copy !req
799. you're dead.Copy !req
800. Joan, we're gonna take care
of that, okay? Don't you worry.Copy !req
801. Hi, honey.Copy !req
802. Breakfast?Copy !req
803. Hancock sneezed, huh?Copy !req
804. Can you believe it? It's amazing
that you slept through that.Copy !req
805. - You're a good sleeper.
- Holy shit.Copy !req
806. I'm not gonna say
I told you so, but...Copy !req
807. You told me he was gonna sneeze
a hole through the house?Copy !req
808. I just said him being around...Copy !req
809. Oh, sweetheart, can you get that?
Thanks.Copy !req
810. - Oh, God, you strong man.
- I got it.Copy !req
811. But you don't worry about anything.Copy !req
812. I already apologized to the neighbors.
Called State Farm.Copy !req
813. Everything is taken care of.Copy !req
814. You just...Copy !req
815. enjoy that breakfast.Copy !req
816. What's this?
Are we going on vacation? Are we?Copy !req
817. Just the three of us.Copy !req
818. - End of the summer?
- Tonight.Copy !req
819. - Tonight?
- Spur of the moment.Copy !req
820. - Tonight might be a little tough.
- Come on. The three of us?Copy !req
821. Me in a bikini?Copy !req
822. - Sounds good.
- Let's go somewhere.Copy !req
823. Knock, knock.Copy !req
824. Gesundheit.Copy !req
825. I was just telling Ray here,
I hope you're done sneezing...Copy !req
826. because I don't think our house could
take much more of your sneezing.Copy !req
827. Yeah, sometimes
I sneeze when there's dust...Copy !req
828. or if I get really surprised.Copy !req
829. That's unfortunate.
This is Kilbourne.Copy !req
830. Mike? How you doing?Copy !req
831. It was great to see you too.Copy !req
832. Yep. Well...Copy !req
833. Right. Go ahead, shoot.Copy !req
834. Okay. I got a pen right here.Copy !req
835. Right. No, I know.Copy !req
836. It's right here in my hand.Copy !req
837. I am warning you.Copy !req
838. All right, go ahead.Copy !req
839. Okay, good.Copy !req
840. Now... And that's still in 310, right?Copy !req
841. Hang on one second.Copy !req
842. Do me a favor...?Copy !req
843. I'm sorry, Mike. Yeah.Copy !req
844. We're gonna talk.Copy !req
845. Go away.Copy !req
846. Well, it is something
that I'm really excited about.Copy !req
847. - I'm gonna do this all day.
- Shut... Shut up.Copy !req
848. I... I suppose...Copy !req
849. - Fine. We'll talk, okay?
- We will.Copy !req
850. And when we're done talking, you
go away and you leave my family alone.Copy !req
851. - My place at 4:00.
- Whatever.Copy !req
852. It means... Well, I'd rather not
talk numbers now.Copy !req
853. I'd like to save them for the pitch.
So let's just set a time.Copy !req
854. That's good with me.
I will see you then. All right.Copy !req
855. Yeah, 3:30. Great.Copy !req
856. Hon, is it hot in here?Copy !req
857. He hurt you, didn't he?Copy !req
858. Come on, use your words.Copy !req
859. How did it make you feel?Copy !req
860. Sore.Copy !req
861. Bad.Copy !req
862. It's because he took your power.
And you have to get your power back.Copy !req
863. And no one will give you your power
back. You have to go out and take it.Copy !req
864. You understand me?Copy !req
865. We're gonna go find Hancock...Copy !req
866. and get your power back.Copy !req
867. Well, I'm here.Copy !req
868. Yup.Copy !req
869. - You wanna do it?
- Do what?Copy !req
870. I don't have time for this, okay?
You ask the questions...Copy !req
871. I answer them honestly
and then you leave L.A.Copy !req
872. I ain't leaving L.A.Copy !req
873. All right, all right. Jeez.Copy !req
874. Don't.Copy !req
875. Ask.Copy !req
876. - You and I.
- "You and I" what?Copy !req
877. - We're the same.
- No.Copy !req
878. I'm stronger.Copy !req
879. Really?Copy !req
880. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
881. Who are we?Copy !req
882. Gods, angels. Different cultures
call us by different names.Copy !req
883. Now all of a sudden, it's "superhero."Copy !req
884. - Are there more of us?
- There were.Copy !req
885. They all died.Copy !req
886. It's just the two of us.Copy !req
887. What is this?Copy !req
888. Who are we to each other?Copy !req
889. - We're brother and sister.
- That's a lie.Copy !req
890. - No, I'm your sister.
- That is a lie.Copy !req
891. - I'm your sister.
- That is a lie.Copy !req
892. Sisters don't kiss brothers
the way you kissed me last night.Copy !req
893. You're lying, deal's off.Copy !req
894. Let's go see
how Ray feels about this.Copy !req
895. Get your ass back here!Copy !req
896. I'm telling!Copy !req
897. The AllHeart symbol
will be known globally...Copy !req
898. as a symbol...Copy !req
899. that represents companies that
are committed to changing the world.Copy !req
900. They can give away
their sustenance goods, okay?Copy !req
901. Food, drugs, power, clothing,
for free.Copy !req
902. - We were talking about Hancock...
- Number two.Copy !req
903. You stay away
from me and my family.Copy !req
904. You are not gonna
do this to me again.Copy !req
905. What? I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
906. - Hey!
- I love you, Hancock!Copy !req
907. It can't work.
It always ends the same way.Copy !req
908. Persia. Greece. Brooklyn.Copy !req
909. Brooklyn?
I've never been to Brooklyn.Copy !req
910. I have put up with your bullshit
for 3000 years...Copy !req
911. and I am done!
Done, you listening?Copy !req
912. - I don't know what you're talking about!
- Finally, I am happy!Copy !req
913. - You are not gonna mess with that!
- I don't know what you're talking about!Copy !req
914. I hate to burst
your little crazy-lady bubble...Copy !req
915. but it must not have been all that
great because I don't remember you.Copy !req
916. Call me crazy...Copy !req
917. one more time.Copy !req
918. Cuckoo.Copy !req
919. All right, hold it. All right.Copy !req
920. You better not hit me with that truck.Copy !req
921. For companies to qualify, they need to
prove they are a leader in the global...Copy !req
922. We wanna talk about Mr. Hancock.Copy !req
923. They're committed
to bettering the world.Copy !req
924. They can do this in four ways.
This is how they...Copy !req
925. The most important thing
with AllHeart is brand recognition.Copy !req
926. I've mocked up
these examples here...Copy !req
927. in Tokyo, London, Dubai, Paris.Copy !req
928. Oh, no.Copy !req
929. We need maximum exposure,
market penetra...Copy !req
930. Is it snowing?Copy !req
931. Stop. Stop it.Copy !req
932. Stop. Stop. Stop!
All right, let's just...Copy !req
933. Get off me!Copy !req
934. Stop. Stop!Copy !req
935. Get off!Copy !req
936. - Get off me!
- Listen to me!Copy !req
937. - I hate you!
- I am sorry!Copy !req
938. Whoever I am, whatever I did...
Look at me.Copy !req
939. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
940. I don't remember.Copy !req
941. You are the most beautiful thing
I have ever seen.Copy !req
942. Oh, my God.Copy !req
943. Why were you flying?
You were flying, Mary.Copy !req
944. - Yeah, she was definitely flying, Ray.
- Okay, I was flying.Copy !req
945. And I'm very strong as well.Copy !req
946. - It's just the way we are.
- "We"?Copy !req
947. Me and him, it's just us now.
The others paired up and died.Copy !req
948. You didn't say anything
about pairing up at the trailer.Copy !req
949. - You were at his trailer.
- This is hard to explain.Copy !req
950. - Great, I'm all ears.
- Me too.Copy !req
951. Do me a favor, just give me
and my wife one moment.Copy !req
952. - Don't bring it here, Ray.
- The adults are talking.Copy !req
953. Technically speaking...Copy !req
954. he's my husband.Copy !req
955. Holy shit.Copy !req
956. - What?
- We broke up decades ago.Copy !req
957. Long before you were born.
He just can't remember.Copy !req
958. But you can, right? You knew?Copy !req
959. That's something you bring up
on a first date, Mary.Copy !req
960. "I don't like to travel.
I'm allergic to cats. I'm immortal."Copy !req
961. Those are some things
you give a heads-up on.Copy !req
962. Whatever we are, we were built in twos,
okay? We're drawn to each other.Copy !req
963. No matter how far I run,
he's always there.Copy !req
964. He finds me. It's physics.Copy !req
965. Are you saying that you two
are fated to be together?Copy !req
966. I've lived for a very long time, Ray.Copy !req
967. And the one thing I learned...Copy !req
968. fate doesn't decide everything.Copy !req
969. People get to choose.Copy !req
970. And you chose...Copy !req
971. to let me think I was here alone.Copy !req
972. I didn't think you'd miss
what you didn't remember.Copy !req
973. Great. Now what?Copy !req
974. I didn't plan for this.Copy !req
975. Prison authorities confirmed...Copy !req
976. that the prisoner uprising
was led by Kenneth "Red" Parker, Jr...Copy !req
977. who was also the leader of last
week's Spring Street bank robbery.Copy !req
978. At least eight prisoners
are not accounted for.Copy !req
979. More information
on the prison riot in Norwalk.Copy !req
980. Construction workers at the prison
were knocked unconscious.Copy !req
981. The prisoners stole
the workers' clothes...Copy !req
982. and it's feared at least
some of them have escaped.Copy !req
983. Parker is considered
a criminal mastermind.Copy !req
984. He is very effective at
using psychological persuasion...Copy !req
985. to organize criminals
from different backgrounds.Copy !req
986. He is a former psychology professor
from Stanford University.Copy !req
987. While there, he organized
a notorious criminal network...Copy !req
988. comprised of graduate students
from diverse...Copy !req
989. Ninety-one ten.Copy !req
990. Ninety-one ten?
You gotta be shitting me.Copy !req
991. Ninety-one ten.Copy !req
992. Highway robbery.Copy !req
993. - What?
- I'm taking the money.Copy !req
994. I can relate to that.Copy !req
995. You know? If you want something...Copy !req
996. nobody can stop you
from taking it...Copy !req
997. you just take it, right?Copy !req
998. I like that.Copy !req
999. But can you take it?Copy !req
1000. My Zagnut bar versus your gun.Copy !req
1001. Sorry about your window.Copy !req
1002. - I need Room 1020.
- Clear!Copy !req
1003. I need Room 1020.Copy !req
1004. I need IV line, blood quality,
CBC, electrolytes, a PT, and...Copy !req
1005. Where's his IV line?Copy !req
1006. - That's not gonna work.
- I'm in.Copy !req
1007. What's happening?Copy !req
1008. This just in.
John Hancock has been rushed...Copy !req
1009. to Los Angeles General Hospital.Copy !req
1010. Hancock is in serious condition
with multiple gunshot wounds.Copy !req
1011. No story yet as to
how this happened to him...Copy !req
1012. but we will continue to cover this
story live. Reporting live from L.A...Copy !req
1013. - Any lead on the assailant?
- Mr. Embrey!Copy !req
1014. - Just a couple of questions, sir, please.
- Can you describe how it happened?Copy !req
1015. From what I've heard,
he was trying to stop a robbery.Copy !req
1016. Do you know if special ammunition
was used in the gun that shot him?Copy !req
1017. Not that I'm aware of.Copy !req
1018. Could this have to do
with the mysterious woman?Copy !req
1019. - He was seen battling her.
- I do not have that answer.Copy !req
1020. Could this woman
be more powerful than Hancock?Copy !req
1021. Here are the lab results for 209.Copy !req
1022. You're becoming mortal.Copy !req
1023. It's us...Copy !req
1024. being close to each other.Copy !req
1025. It's never happened this fast before.Copy !req
1026. You have to leave.Copy !req
1027. The further you get from me,
the better you're gonna feel.Copy !req
1028. You'll start getting
your powers back...Copy !req
1029. and be flying and breaking things...Copy !req
1030. and saving people
before you know it.Copy !req
1031. Well, it's like I said,
we were built in pairs.Copy !req
1032. And when we get close to
our opposites, we lose our power.Copy !req
1033. - Why?
- So we can live human lives.Copy !req
1034. Love, connect...Copy !req
1035. grow old, die.Copy !req
1036. What happened to us?Copy !req
1037. Summer of 4 B.C.Copy !req
1038. We were becoming mortal, like now.Copy !req
1039. They came after me with swords.Copy !req
1040. But you saved me.Copy !req
1041. 1850.Copy !req
1042. They set our house on fire.Copy !req
1043. You pulled me out of the flames.Copy !req
1044. Eighty years ago.Copy !req
1045. What happened then?Copy !req
1046. We were living in Miami...Copy !req
1047. and a new movie
was playing in town.Copy !req
1048. Frankenstein.Copy !req
1049. And after...Copy !req
1050. we walked down Flagler Street...Copy !req
1051. and you took my hand,
and you held it so tight.Copy !req
1052. And they attacked us in an alley.Copy !req
1053. They hit you so hard.
There was so much blood.Copy !req
1054. They wouldn't let me ride
in the ambulance with you.Copy !req
1055. And by the time I got to the hospital,
you were awake.Copy !req
1056. But you didn't know me.Copy !req
1057. So I left.Copy !req
1058. Every time we're together...Copy !req
1059. they come after you through me.Copy !req
1060. You're built to save people
more than the rest of us.Copy !req
1061. That's who you are. You're a hero.Copy !req
1062. The insurance policy of the gods.Copy !req
1063. Keep one alive. You.Copy !req
1064. To protect this world.Copy !req
1065. Mary!Copy !req
1066. Mom!Copy !req
1067. - Mary!
- Stay down!Copy !req
1068. Okay.Copy !req
1069. Mary?Copy !req
1070. Stop.Copy !req
1071. Oh, no! No! Please!Copy !req
1072. Stay down.Copy !req
1073. Hey! Mary!Copy !req
1074. Let's go, get her up!Copy !req
1075. Come on, Chuck. Let's go, let's go.Copy !req
1076. - Morphine.
- Here. Help in here!Copy !req
1077. Hold her down. Hold her down.Copy !req
1078. Hold her down.Copy !req
1079. - You want the monitor now?
- Stay calm.Copy !req
1080. - Hold her, hold her, hold her.
- Need EKG leads.Copy !req
1081. Upon us all, Hancock.Copy !req
1082. You're no different.Copy !req
1083. Time to shut her down, Hancock.Copy !req
1084. It's been a nice run.Copy !req
1085. Oh, we are all
sincerely gonna miss you.Copy !req
1086. But it is time for you to move on.Copy !req
1087. And maybe to a happier place.Copy !req
1088. You can thank me if you want to...Copy !req
1089. superhero.Copy !req
1090. You didn't!Copy !req
1091. Aaron!Copy !req
1092. - What about Attila the Hun?
- Completely cross-eyed.Copy !req
1093. - Cross-eyed?
- Yep.Copy !req
1094. All right,
what about Queen Elizabeth?Copy !req
1095. - Needy.
- J.F.K? What about him?Copy !req
1096. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1097. "Oh, yeah"? Anything more?Copy !req
1098. Not like that. I was in Cuba
for the whole missile thing.Copy !req
1099. Yeah, hang on.Copy !req
1100. - Hello?
- Ray.Copy !req
1101. Hey, I've been trying to call you.Copy !req
1102. Yeah, I was out of cell range.Copy !req
1103. - Are you outside?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1104. - Look up.
- All right, I'm looking up.Copy !req
1105. I'm looking up.Copy !req
1106. - Baby?
- What?Copy !req
1107. You're gonna change the world.Copy !req
1108. - Good job, Ray.
- Oh, my God, Ray.Copy !req
1109. Hey. Look up.Copy !req
1110. Hancock.Copy !req
1111. I'm proud of you.Copy !req
1112. Thanks.Copy !req
1113. Will I get in trouble for that?Copy !req
1114. - Freeze!
- Don't move!Copy !req
1115. - Oh, my God! Sam! No!
- Drop your weapon, sir!Copy !req
1116. Get back! Get back! Get back!Copy !req
1117. - Drop it!
- Get back or I'll shoot! Get back!Copy !req
1118. Get back! I'm not playing.Copy !req
1119. Get back. Get back!Copy !req
1120. Damn, Handjob.
Where you come from?Copy !req
1121. All right, relax.
Just tell me what you need.Copy !req
1122. Tell them cops to take
their guns off of me.Copy !req
1123. - All right.
- Tell them to take the guns off me.Copy !req
1124. Just take them off.
Lower your weapons.Copy !req
1125. You're gonna get us out of here
with that tight-ass Wolverine outfit on.Copy !req
1126. Now let's make it happen, asshole.Copy !req