1. All units, all units.
Code 3 pursuit of 2-11.
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2. White SUV heading east
on Alameda service road.
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3. Three Asian males.
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4. Be advised. Shots fired, shots fired.
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5. Cheryl, can you see how many
suspects are in this car?
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6. As far as I can see at this point,
there are three sus...
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7. Oh, this is just coming in.
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8. Hancock!
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9. What, boy?
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10. Bad guys.
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11. - Trying to cut them off.
- You can see them there.
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12. They have their hands
outside the white SUV...
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13. shooting randomly on the freeway.
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14. What, you want a cookie?
Get out of my face.
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15. Asshole.
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16. - What?
- You heard me.
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17. Please, stay off the freeway.
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18. I understand that there are
three suspects in the white SUV...
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19. Asshole.
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20. Watch out!
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21. Damn!
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22. Damn it!
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23. Hancock!
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24. Beat it, 'Soulja Boy! '
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25. Hancock is in the car...
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26. and he appears to be
negotiating with the gunmen.
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27. He smells like a bar!
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28. You pay for new roof!
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29. Fellas, hey. I don't give a shit
what you did. I don't care.
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30. Three guys in the car,
no girls, rave music.
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31. Hey, I'm not gonna judge.
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32. But if you don't pull over
and give yourselves up quietly...
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33. I swear to Christ, your head
is going up the driver's ass.
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34. His head is going up your ass.
And you drew the short stick...
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35. because your head
is going up my ass.
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36. Shoot this asshole!
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37. Stop!
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38. What the F%
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39. The department is on their way.
There's just chaos here on the 105.
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40. What? I'm not Japanese, man!
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41. Put us down!
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42. Oh, now you "speaky Engly," huh?
"Speaky Engly" now?
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43. You broke my glasses.
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44. I'm sorry! Take my Ray-Bans!
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45. - Put us down!
- You want down?
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46. - Yes, please! Please!
- Help me!
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47. I'm real good at down.
I'm real good at down.
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48. All right? All right.
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49. This, Hancock's latest act
of so-called heroics...
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50. took a hefty financial toll.
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51. Initial damage estimates
are said to top $9 million...
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52. which, if accurate...
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53. represents a personal record...
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54. for the notoriously publicity-shy
Hancock...
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55. who, as usual,
can't be reached for comment.
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56. With all the cracks to the concrete,
all the bullets, water damage, fires...
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57. L.A. would be better off
if this guy would leave...
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58. and let us get on with our jobs.
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59. Hi.
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60. Don't think I'm crazy, okay?
We've looked everywhere for you.
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61. Going to the Roxy
and the Viper Room and Jumbo's...
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62. anywhere we thought
you would be at. I found you.
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63. I got you.
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64. So, what's it like when you fly?
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65. - No, what?
- I ain't gonna fly you.
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66. I got a cousin, Narelle. She's my
best friend in the entire world...
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67. and I swear to God she would not
be here today if it wasn't for you.
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68. She crashed her car up in Malibu
when you flew her to the hospital.
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69. Remember?
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70. I will break my foot off
in your ass, woman.
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71. You got a car?
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72. Hey, want a drink?
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73. So this is where you live.
This is your hideout.
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74. Your Batcave.
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75. Your Fortress of Solitude.
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76. - It's a couple trailers I stuck together.
- What's all this?
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77. - Jiffy Pop.
- Jiffy Pop.
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78. - What do you do with it?
- Pop it.
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79. - Jiffy Pop, pop. I like that.
- Hey, hey.
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80. Hold on.
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81. Want me to give you
something else to pop?
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82. - I didn't catch your name.
- Pop this, Superman.
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83. Not much for the chitchat, huh?
Let me set this over here.
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84. - All right. Now, there are some rules.
- Hello?
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85. - No, I know, I haven't seen it yet.
- Excuse me.
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86. I know, probably. All right, all right.
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87. - Let me call you back.
- Listen.
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88. You're gonna need to focus.
All right, I need you...
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89. - Hey, that's... That's not focusing.
- What's in there?
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90. Okay, all right, hold on.
Stop. Stop it. All right, now...
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91. - when I get to the moment...
- The moment?
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92. You know, the... Start climbing
the mountaintop, you know?
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93. - You know... All right? Yes.
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94. You're gonna need to be as far away
from that as possible.
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95. - Far. That's hot.
- No, that's not hot. It's not hot.
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96. - Oh, yeah.
- Okay.
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97. Hancock. Oh, yeah.
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98. - Now you're doing too much.
- Hancock.
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99. Oh, mountaintop! Mountaintop!
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100. Mountaintop! Watch out!
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101. Sorry.
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102. That's not fair to anybody.
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103. Thank you for being okay with that.
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104. - I know it's...
- Can I use the bathroom, please?
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105. Yeah. Hey, you...?
You want some Jiffy Pop?
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106. - No, thanks.
- It's straight back.
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107. - You all right?
- Yeah.
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108. Yeah, I was trying to tell you.
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109. Hey...
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110. Listen... You know, if you want
I could fly you.
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111. It's really beautiful, you know?
Earth.
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112. You could see the...
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113. Might have to get you a helmet,
so your face doesn't tear off.
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114. What do you think?
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115. Sir? Ray Embrey.
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116. - Ray.
- Pleasure.
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117. - So...
- Ray's like the Bono of P.R.
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118. Well, actually, I think Bono
is the Bono of P.R., but I do try.
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119. Well, let's see it.
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120. Okay. I'll get right into it.
Good morning, everyone.
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121. I'm here to talk to you
about charitable giving.
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122. Okay? And we all know
the way that works.
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123. You give one, maybe two percent
of your net cash...
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124. and you get an armband, or a ribbon
or whatever. It's nowhere near enough.
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125. And that's why we at Embrey Publicity
would like to offer you...
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126. the AllHeart symbol.
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127. Now, you would be among a very
select group of corporate giants...
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128. to bear this logo on your product.
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129. And what this would say
to the public...
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130. is that your company,
Pharmatopsis...
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131. has made a radical contribution
to helping our world.
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132. Here's all you need to do to qualify.
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133. Your new TB drug, Mycodin?
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134. We would like for you to give
that product away for free.
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135. - Did you say "free"?
- I did.
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136. Only to those who need it.
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137. Only to those who without it
would otherwise die.
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138. As a concept, free is kind of up there
with, you know, lethal side effects.
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139. - Mandatory product recall.
- Get indicted, go to jail.
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140. Get out, work at IHOP
for the rest of your career.
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141. Understandable reaction.
It's a radical concept.
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142. But it is the brand that represents
a fairer and better world.
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143. The brand...
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144. that everyone is talking about.
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145. Who is "everyone"?
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146. We do already have
a sports franchise.
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147. - NFL? NBA? MLB?
- Soccer.
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148. MLS? Which team?
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149. Well, it's a local team.
Encino Hurricanes.
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150. It's my son's team.
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151. Anyway, we can save the world.
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152. All right?
Someone's just gotta go first.
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153. What do you say?
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154. Are you a crackpot?
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155. Hey, hon. You're probably at the store.
I am on my way.
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156. I think I made a connection.
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157. Not really.
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158. Listen, tell Aaron that I'm coming
and I... Damn it.
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159. And I want some meatballs, okay?
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160. I need some Spaghetti Madness.
I'll see you in about 20 minutes.
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161. Hey! What is it, National Horn Day?
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162. Idiot.
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163. Hey.
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164. Hey. Hey!
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165. Move it. There's a train coming.
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166. Do you not hear that horn?
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167. Let's go! I got a train!
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168. Move it!
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169. - Back your car up! There's a train!
- I can't go anywhere. Get out!
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170. Son of a bitch!
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171. Fix the handle, Ray. Fix the handle.
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172. Get out!
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173. Get off the track! Move!
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174. - Let's get him out.
- Get him out of there.
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175. - Somebody help him.
- You all right?
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176. Please, that guy's still in there.
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177. You sure?
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178. Get him out of there!
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179. Will you look at that?
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180. - Ah, shit.
- I'm all right. I'm okay.
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181. All of you people...
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182. blocking the intersection...
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183. you're all idiots.
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184. You threw the dude's car at her.
And what's with the train?
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185. Why didn't you just go straight up
in the air with the car?
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186. You've obviously injured
that poor woman.
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187. - She's right. She should sue you.
- Yeah, she should sue you.
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188. Well, you should sue McDonald's
because they fucked you up.
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189. You're an asshole.
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190. And I can smell
that liquor on your breath.
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191. - Because I've been drinking, bitch.
- You're a drunk asshole!
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192. - You think you're such a hero.
- Asshole!
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193. - You're nothing but an asshole.
- We don't need you in this city.
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194. Some superhero you are! Fly off!
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195. Shut up!
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196. Don't you understand? I'm alive.
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197. I get to go home and see my family.
I should be dead right now, right here.
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198. Yeah, he could've gone straight up.
Obviously, you should've.
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199. You know, and I was upside down
for the train, but...
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200. No. Thank you.
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201. Thank you very much, Hancock.
Thank you.
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202. Thank you, Hancock.
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203. You're not flying by the Valley,
are you?
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204. Throw the ball!
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205. Monte, one guy'll line up here,
all right? Hike the ball.
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206. This guy'll be right here
and he says, "Hut!"
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207. This guy'll drop back. Hut!
Drop back. Chuck it.
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208. Great. Thank you.
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209. Nice aim. The driveway
would've been better, but...
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210. - What's going on, Dad?
- Hey, buddy.
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211. Daddy's had a little bit of a day.
Look at you, huh?
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212. I want you to meet somebody.
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213. This guy here, dragging
Daddy's car into the driveway.
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214. - Who's this?
- Hancock.
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215. That's right. Hancock,
this is my boy, Aaron.
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216. - Ray, what happened to the car?
- Oh, boy.
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218. I came this close to getting hit
by a train. If it wasn't for that guy...
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219. He saved my life. I mean...
Hancock, this is my wife, Mary.
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220. Believe that? I almost kissed a train.
Saw my whole life flash before my eyes.
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221. - He saved your life?
- He sure did. Thank you.
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222. - Hey, you good?
- I am good, yeah.
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223. - All right. Keep it off the tracks.
- I will, definitely.
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224. Hang on a... One second.
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225. - Hancock, you eat, yes? Human food?
- Yeah.
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226. - You like meatballs?
- No.
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227. Aaron, sweetheart,
he has to go and do...
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228. - I love meatballs.
- Who's so busy they can't have a meal?
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229. And it's on us. Please.
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230. I'm not even gonna take no
for an answer. Get inside the house.
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231. Why do you have an eagle
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232. Do you like eagles?
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233. This guy's like a little
talking machine, huh?
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234. We don't have a lot of guests
over here.
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235. Look at that, huh?
Hon, is the heat on?
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236. No? All right.
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237. We started Spaghetti Madness
about two years ago.
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238. We do it every Thursday, and we
have not missed a Thursday in...
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239. - Ever.
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240. - Ever? That's a long time.
- Yes, sir.
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241. - A very long time.
- That's some good meatballs, boy.
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242. Aaron.
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243. - Your mama's calling you.
- Yes, Mom?
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244. No. His name is Aaron.
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245. - Hey, Aaron, how was school today?
- Fine.
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246. Yeah? No more problems
with that bully, Michael?
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247. - Michel. But not like a girl's name.
- Michel. No, no, I know.
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248. - It's French.
- Yeah. Michel, Hancock, is this...
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249. Hancock? Michel
is this neighborhood bully.
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250. We've been trying to teach Aaron
a little...
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251. about conflict resolution.
You know what I mean?
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252. - Yeah. Turn the other cheek, all that?
- That's exactly right.
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253. Well, just never turn that one,
all right?
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254. Never let them punk you.
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255. - Got it, Mr. Hancock.
- Aaron, eat.
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256. The way you deal with bullies,
you take your right foot...
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257. bring it right up and catch him
in his little piss pump.
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258. You don't have to do that, honey, okay?
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259. It's a good idea.
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260. You aim straight and make sure
he can't use that thing...
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261. for nothing but a flap to keep
the dust out of his butt crack.
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262. Okay, please, just stop.
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263. Michel is not a man, okay?
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264. He's a little boy. And his parents...
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265. happen to be going through a bad
divorce. That's why he's acting up.
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266. Maybe you don't know this...
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267. but not everything in this world
gets resolved with force.
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268. - Not everything has to be bang...
- I'm set.
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269. - scream, blood, more blood.
- Baby, I got plenty. Angel! We're okay.
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270. She watches so much news...
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271. that sometimes
it gets to be a little too much.
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272. - You got a toilet?
- Yep. Yeah, just past the fridge.
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273. Are...?
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274. Did he just take the whiskey bottle
to the bathroom?
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275. Do you want him to kill us all?
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276. Thanks for coming on in.
Good, right?
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277. - Very, yeah.
- Wanna say goodbye to him?
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278. - Bye, Hancock.
- Hey, all right, little buddy.
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279. - Are you okay?
- It was a joke.
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280. - Come on, Aaron.
- Hey, sorry. I was just trying to...
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281. He got it. She didn't get it.
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282. I owe you.
You gave me my life back today.
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283. Hear me out.
I'd like to return the favor.
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284. Do you know what I do?
I'm in public relations.
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285. You know what that is? Of course
you do. We're image consultants.
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286. We change the way people see
products, companies, people, that stuff.
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287. Listen, I see you on the news
and I see you out there today...
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288. and it can't feel good that people,
you know, hate you.
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289. - It's good to meet you, Ray.
- No, I'm sorry.
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290. But hear me out.
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291. People... Don't get me wrong, they
should love you. They really should.
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292. I wanna deliver that for you.
It's the least that I can do.
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293. You know, you're a superhero.
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294. Kids should ask you
for your autograph.
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295. People should cheer you
on the streets.
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296. What the hell are you pricks
looking at?
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297. No, no, they're not... It's all right.
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298. They're not pricks, they're just people.
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299. But I want you to give me
one short pitch, you know?
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300. That's all I ask. Okay?
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301. You use...
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302. Put it under here?
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303. Put it right there. Perfect.
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304. E-mail me or whatever.
You just fly on over, I don't know.
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305. I want you to think about it.
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306. Just be careful when you go.
Sleep on it, all right?
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307. You get back to me?
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308. I'll be right here. All right.
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309. Please don't stare, you guys.
He's kind of one of us.
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311. It's a nonstarter, babe, you know?
I'm chasing windmills with that.
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312. Maybe I can't change the world
but I can change this guy's life.
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313. - Think about all the good he can do.
- I think you're wasting your time.
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315. Hate? I don't hate him, Ray.
I don't even know the guy.
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316. Just look at the news.
You can see what he does.
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people to care, you know?
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318. You see the good in everybody, Ray.
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320. I have a feeling about this.
Don't work with this guy.
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321. I know this kind of guy.
He breaks things.
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322. My bad. Everybody all right?
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323. I'll go and get my mommy.
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324. He is an asshole.
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325. - What's your name, boy?
- Michel.
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326. - You know who I am?
- My papa says you are an asshole.
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327. Well, that's not really a nice word
to call a person, is it?
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328. - Asshole?
- Yeah.
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329. Because that could make someone
very angry...
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330. and, you know, maybe
hurt their feelings.
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331. You behave like an asshole.
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332. All right...
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333. Do you know Aaron?
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334. Well, seems to be a pretty good kid.
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335. Just wanna ask you
to lay off of him a little bit.
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336. Why, asshole?
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337. - You're gonna stop calling me that.
- Asshole.
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338. - That's not my name.
- Asshole.
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339. Call me a asshole...
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341. Asshole.
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342. How about you, thickness?
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344. Hancock! You son of a gun,
I knew you'd come.
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345. Ask Mary. I had a feeling.
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346. I said, he heard me
and he's ready for a change.
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347. This is great. Did you do this?
You come in a little hot?
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348. I'll meet you in the house.
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349. - I know you don't drive, but...
- Oh, damn it, Ray.
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350. All right. You're all right.
You're all right. You're all right.
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352. - Not okay. Okay?
- He all right.
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353. Really not okay. This is some
of the stuff we're gonna work on.
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354. How do you think that conversation's
gonna go down with his mom?
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355. Landing like that in the street's
also on the uncool side.
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356. No, that was already like that
when I got here, Ray.
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357. I live here.
I know what the street's like.
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358. We'll make those problems
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359. I'm gonna teach you
how to interface with the public.
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360. - Where's the wife?
- Mary took Aaron to his soccer game.
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361. Hancock, pulled some stuff up
on YouTube.
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362. Surprisingly large amount of not-great
stuff on you that's gonna be helpful.
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363. What is this?
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364. That's me trying to change the world.
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365. Unfortunately, not doing real well.
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366. Come on. Let's get to you.
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367. This stuff was on YouTube.
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368. Everybody loves a Nutty Buddy,
I get it, but this doesn't work, sir.
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369. Hey, give me a Nutty Buddy.
Back up, back up.
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370. Mom! Mom! Mom!
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371. Those are children.
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372. - We've been waiting a long time...
- Get that camera out of my face.
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an apartment fire, Ray?
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374. - No, I haven't done that. I'm in P.R.
- No. My ass was hot.
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375. All right. How about this?
This is Walter, the gray whale.
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376. Everybody remembers him
stuck on the beach north of Zuma.
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377. Along comes Hancock.
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378. Hancock!
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379. - I don't even remember that.
- Yeah.
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380. Greenpeace does. Walter does.
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381. This gets redundant after a while...
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382. but my basic diagnosis
of your fundamental problem is...
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383. - Do you wanna hear it?
- No.
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384. You're an asshole.
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385. I know. I call it like I see it though.
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386. It's not a crime to be an asshole
but it's counterproductive.
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387. But you are an asshole,
don't you think?
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389. All right, how about this?
I've been thinking about something.
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of the day. What springs to mind...
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393. Homo.
Copy !req
394. - What about that?
- Homo in red.
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395. - Norwegian homo.
- I'll give you that.
Copy !req
396. Let's move past the comics. Let's
get into something a little deeper.
Copy !req
397. I think that deep down you behave
badly because you're lonely.
Copy !req
398. I think deep down,
you want people's acceptance.
Copy !req
399. Come on, now.
You save people's lives...
Copy !req
400. and they reject you,
and so you reject them back.
Copy !req
401. And it's a...
And we're gonna switch that cycle.
Copy !req
402. We're gonna start fresh, start anew.
Copy !req
403. This is outstanding. If you turn
some of this power into willpower...
Copy !req
404. - Almost.
- And then he kicked it in.
Copy !req
405. Hey, Hancock! We almost won.
Copy !req
406. Yeah, we did. Okay, upstairs.
I'm making lunch. Go change.
Copy !req
407. Hey, sweetheart.
Copy !req
408. Have you been watching the news?
Copy !req
409. - No, we've been working on...
- Interfacing with the public.
Copy !req
410. - This has been on all day.
- That's very good.
Copy !req
411. The law is the law, Mr. Hancock,
and you are not above it.
Copy !req
412. Felony destruction of property...
Copy !req
413. amounting to tens of millions
of dollars, theft, and now this.
Copy !req
414. From where I sit,
I see a selfish, self-absorbed man...
Copy !req
415. with a lot of muscle, but no regard
for anyone but yourself.
Copy !req
416. Mr. Hancock, let me remind you.
Copy !req
417. You are not above the law.
Copy !req
418. You have failed to show
at over 600 subpoenas in civil suits.
Copy !req
419. Anybody else would be held
in contempt. But, oh, no. Not you.
Copy !req
420. You may be a superhero,
but let me tell you this:
Copy !req
421. You're not nearly as strong
as the U.S. Constitution.
Copy !req
422. Bank on it, buddy.
Copy !req
423. We do not condone the t...
Copy !req
424. Genius.
Copy !req
425. Things just got real.
This is exactly what we need.
Copy !req
426. There's a DA trying to figure out
how to put you in jail.
Copy !req
427. - Bitch can try.
- I say you go.
Copy !req
428. People take you for granted.
Make people miss you.
Copy !req
429. - People don't like you, Hancock.
- I do.
Copy !req
430. Two weeks, you know?
The public will be clamoring for you.
Copy !req
431. When they do, we'll be ready.
Copy !req
432. Worst-case scenario is I'm wrong and
you just, you know, fly out of there.
Copy !req
433. What do you got to lose?
Copy !req
434. "I apologize to the people
of Los Angeles.
Copy !req
435. My behavior has been improper
and I accept the consequences.
Copy !req
436. I ask my fellow Angelenos...
Copy !req
437. for their patience
and understanding."
Copy !req
438. You're an asshole, Hancock!
Copy !req
439. Asshole!
Copy !req
440. "Life here can be difficult for me.
Copy !req
441. After all, I'm the only one of my kind.
Copy !req
442. During my incarceration,
I will be participating...
Copy !req
443. in alcohol-
and anger-management treatment."
Copy !req
444. You're a drunk bum!
Copy !req
445. "You deserve better from me.
I can be better. I will be better."
Copy !req
446. All right.
Copy !req
447. Good morning, ladies.
Welcome to your new home...
Copy !req
448. It is the duty of each of you...
Copy !req
449. to remember
your inmate serial number.
Copy !req
450. Turn to your right.
Copy !req
451. Turn to your left.
Copy !req
452. Okay, scumbags. Let's go.
Copy !req
453. Give me the hand, playboy.
Copy !req
454. I see you, punk!
Copy !req
455. Oh, I get it.
Copy !req
456. I put some... Most of you in here.
Copy !req
457. Yes, you did.
Copy !req
458. I can understand you feeling
some kind of way about that.
Copy !req
459. What?
Copy !req
460. So I'm gonna do me,
and I'm gonna let you do you.
Copy !req
461. I don't want no trouble.
Copy !req
462. All right?
Copy !req
463. I just wanna go to my cell.
Copy !req
464. - That ain't gonna happen.
- Nope.
Copy !req
465. Excuse me.
Copy !req
466. Excuse me, please.
Copy !req
467. Deadly.
Copy !req
468. If you don't move,
your head is going up his ass.
Copy !req
469. Y'all fellas sure you wanna
ride this train?
Copy !req
470. Choo, choo, asshole.
Copy !req
471. Get him out! Get him out!
Copy !req
472. Did you shove a man's head
up another man's ass?
Copy !req
473. We're gonna...
We're gonna circle back to that.
Copy !req
474. The DA's office wants your sentence
to run eight years.
Copy !req
475. It's a big number,
but not something we didn't anticipate.
Copy !req
476. You know, our plan is...
What are you doing?
Copy !req
477. Hey, hey, hey!
Copy !req
478. It sounded like you said they want me
to spend eight years in this shithole.
Copy !req
479. Eight is more like four and a half
with good behavior.
Copy !req
480. But it's irrelevant because
with you out of the picture...
Copy !req
481. and with the crime rate
going up through the roof...
Copy !req
482. the DA and the cops, they're all
gonna call for your immediate release.
Copy !req
483. They're gonna demand it.
Where are you going? Sit down.
Copy !req
484. Hey. Hey. Stop right there.
Copy !req
485. - Stop it. Hancock.
- Move.
Copy !req
486. - Hancock!
- Get back!
Copy !req
487. You're being a coward!
Copy !req
488. - Who you talking to?
- I'm talking to you.
Copy !req
489. - Who are you talking to, Ray?
- Stop pretending that you do not care.
Copy !req
490. You have a calling.
You're a hero, Hancock.
Copy !req
491. You're gonna be miserable the rest
of your life until you accept that.
Copy !req
492. Trust me. Trust this plan,
this process. Just stay in here.
Copy !req
493. When they call, a hero's
what we're gonna give them.
Copy !req
494. How we gonna do that, Ray?
Copy !req
495. All right, guys, let's start sharing.
Copy !req
496. - Don? You had something?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
497. Yeah, I think I might've had
a little bit of a breakthrough.
Copy !req
498. Good for you.
Copy !req
499. Yeah, I mean, I realized
that breaking necks is... It's easy.
Copy !req
500. But I'm sitting there and I'm
staring at myself in the mirror...
Copy !req
501. and I thought, "This is tough."
- Yeah, it sounds tough.
Copy !req
502. Why do you always laugh?
Copy !req
503. Picturing you looking at the mirror.
It would scare the shit out of me.
Copy !req
504. Every time I'm talking,
he completely ruins the cycle.
Copy !req
505. Now, let's watch the crosstalk.
Copy !req
506. I'm not gonna share anymore
if he keeps doing that.
Copy !req
507. No, no, no.
Copy !req
508. - Keep sharing.
- Let's move on.
Copy !req
509. Mr. Hancock,
do you wanna share today?
Copy !req
510. Pass.
Copy !req
511. Your landing is your first impression.
It's your superhero handshake.
Copy !req
512. Don't come in too hot, okay?
Don't come in too boozy.
Copy !req
513. And don't land on
a $100,000 Mercedes. All right?
Copy !req
514. People have to be happy
that you've arrived.
Copy !req
515. Mr. Hancock, your share.
Copy !req
516. Pass.
Copy !req
517. So you've used the door
and the building's still intact.
Copy !req
518. People are happy that you've arrived.
They feel safe.
Copy !req
519. There's an officer
and he's done a good job...
Copy !req
520. so tell him he's done a good job.
Copy !req
521. What the hell did I have to come for
if he's done a good job?
Copy !req
522. Oh, man!
Copy !req
523. KBLA radio, AM 850.
Copy !req
524. Today's big story, no surprise here:
Hancock. What's your take?
Copy !req
525. I, for one, have
had enough of this guy.
Copy !req
526. I'm glad he's doing time around bars
and I hope they don't let him off easy.
Copy !req
527. Let my cousin Pookie out.
Copy !req
528. "I see you don't wear
a bulletproof vest, security officer.
Copy !req
529. I respect your courage...
Copy !req
530. because bullets don't bounce
off you, they bounce off me."
Copy !req
531. This city is being run by gangs
and drug dealers.
Copy !req
532. Hancock makes them
shake in their boots.
Copy !req
533. He doesn't tie a pretty ribbon around it,
but he gets the job done.
Copy !req
534. Besides, he's hot.
Copy !req
535. Let me hear you say it.
Let me hear you say, "Good job."
Copy !req
536. G...
Copy !req
537. Goo...
Copy !req
538. Mr. Hancock,
would you like to share?
Copy !req
539. - Pass.
- Good.
Copy !req
540. Good.
Copy !req
541. Good j...
Copy !req
542. Good job.
Copy !req
543. Jail watch, day five, and true to his
word, Hancock remains incarcerated.
Copy !req
544. Meanwhile, crime is still on the rise.
Copy !req
545. The L.A.P.D. is reporting
increases of up to 30 percent...
Copy !req
546. in the last five days
that Hancock has been behind bars.
Copy !req
547. - Hancock! Hey, Hancock!
- Hey, little buddy.
Copy !req
548. - Hancock. We brought you something!
- Hey, hey.
Copy !req
549. Hey, what's up, Hancock?
Copy !req
550. Where's...? Where's Ray?
Copy !req
551. No, it's just us. Ray's working.
Copy !req
552. Aaron really wanted
to come and see you...
Copy !req
553. so we just dropped by
with some Spaghetti Madness.
Copy !req
554. I should probably let the guard
check for keys...
Copy !req
555. - No, no. Here.
- Okay. Here you go.
Copy !req
556. Oh, you brought me meatballs, huh?
Copy !req
557. - Just dig in.
- Oh, man, look at that. Look at that.
Copy !req
558. - That's a good meatball.
- Thanks, Hancock.
Copy !req
559. Ray is a good man.
Copy !req
560. Whatever this is you're doing,
don't let him down.
Copy !req
561. Okay?
Copy !req
562. Okay. Well, we should
probably go, buddy.
Copy !req
563. - Already? I wanna stay with Hancock.
- Yeah. Sweetheart...
Copy !req
564. we have to go.
Come on, say goodbye to Hancock.
Copy !req
565. Here, Hancock. It's my favorite one,
and I want you to have it.
Copy !req
566. - That was very sweet.
- Thanks, Mom.
Copy !req
567. Come here.
Copy !req
568. Mr. Hancock,
would you like to share?
Copy !req
569. Pass.
Copy !req
570. All right. Phillip?
Copy !req
571. I love you guys, man.
Copy !req
572. - We love you.
- We love you too, Phillip.
Copy !req
573. For when they call.
Copy !req
574. - I ain't wearing that, Ray.
- Yes, you are.
Copy !req
575. - Oh, no, I'm not.
- No, you are.
Copy !req
576. Actually, I'm not, Ray.
Copy !req
577. You think you're not, but you are.
Copy !req
578. I will fight crime butt-ass naked
before I fight it in that, Ray.
Copy !req
579. You know, you have fought naked.
We've got that. That's on YouTube.
Copy !req
580. Hancock, this is a uniform.
A uniform represents purpose.
Copy !req
581. Doctors, policemen, firemen, right?
Copy !req
582. - It represents a calling.
- It's been two weeks.
Copy !req
583. - Yeah?
- Nobody out there is missing me, Ray.
Copy !req
584. Just be patient.
You gotta trust me on this. All right?
Copy !req
585. Perimeter breach, perimeter breach.
Copy !req
586. Asshole!
Copy !req
587. You're still a fake-ass punk.
Copy !req
588. Damn!
Copy !req
589. Mr. Hancock?
Copy !req
590. It's your share.
Copy !req
591. Pass.
Copy !req
592. - Come on, man, try it. Let it out.
- Come on, John.
Copy !req
593. I don't have nothing.
Copy !req
594. There's nothing on your mind?
Come on, John.
Copy !req
595. - It's cool, man.
- Come on.
Copy !req
596. - Come on.
- Do it.
Copy !req
597. First time for everything.
Copy !req
598. - Feels good to release, now.
- Let it heal. Come on, man, try it.
Copy !req
599. Come in here all these days,
you don't have anything to share?
Copy !req
600. I'm Hancock, and I drink and stuff.
Copy !req
601. All right. Thanks for sharing.
Copy !req
602. - Okay.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
603. - All right.
- That's awesome.
Copy !req
604. - That's a clap. Yeah.
- There you go. Good share.
Copy !req
605. Hey, Hancock.
Copy !req
606. Come on, get up.
Copy !req
607. - You got a phone call.
- Take a message.
Copy !req
608. It's the chief of police.
Copy !req
609. He says he needs your help.
Copy !req
610. The trapped officer's husband
is Corporal Joseph Blake...
Copy !req
611. who was killed last year in Iraq...
Copy !req
612. leaving her two small children.
We are waiting for the latest news...
Copy !req
613. but apparently
there are three suspects and...
Copy !req
614. What's going on?
Copy !req
615. I'm out!
Copy !req
616. Stay down! Stay down!
Copy !req
617. Stay down!
Copy !req
618. - Get out!
- Get down!
Copy !req
619. Get it down!
Copy !req
620. Let's go! Everybody's gotta get back!
Let's go!
Copy !req
621. Back! Move!
Copy !req
622. We got perimeters set up
on the north, east and south sides.
Copy !req
623. The west side is open.
Copy !req
624. Don't break the building,
don't break the building.
Copy !req
625. What?
Copy !req
626. It's a little tight. What you got?
Copy !req
627. Bank job. I got at least eight hostages.
Four bad guys.
Copy !req
628. Officer pinned down.
We can't get to her.
Copy !req
629. They been spraying
the hell out of us all morning. And...
Copy !req
630. They got some kind of heavy artillery.
Fifty caliber or bigger.
Copy !req
631. - I don't know if that matters to you.
- No, I'm good.
Copy !req
632. Good job.
Copy !req
633. Really, good job.
Copy !req
634. Get down!
Copy !req
635. It's Hancock!
Copy !req
636. Take him out!
Copy !req
637. Good job!
Copy !req
638. Do I have permission
to touch your body?
Copy !req
639. Yes!
Copy !req
640. It's not sexual.
Copy !req
641. Not that you're not
an attractive woman.
Copy !req
642. - You're a very attractive woman...
- Get me the f%
Copy !req
643. He's on the move!
Copy !req
644. He's moving, he's moving!
Copy !req
645. Good job.
Copy !req
646. - Are you hit anywhere?
- My leg!
Copy !req
647. - Hancock!
- Good job.
Copy !req
648. You said that.
I need you to end this now.
Copy !req
649. Check the flanks.
Copy !req
650. Secure the perimeter.
Copy !req
651. Spread out!
Copy !req
652. They're gonna
come around the back.
Copy !req
653. What happened to him?
Copy !req
654. Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
Copy !req
655. What is happening?
Copy !req
656. - I heard you was in the slammer.
- Out early.
Copy !req
657. - Why's that?
- Good behavior.
Copy !req
658. Do you know what this is?
Copy !req
659. I'm guessing it's
some kind of detonator-type deal.
Copy !req
660. There's 8 pounds of C-4 strapped
to each and every one of them.
Copy !req
661. This is a spring-loaded
dead man's switch.
Copy !req
662. If my thumb comes off it:
Copy !req
663. And now, since we've had
a little change of plan...
Copy !req
664. between the police showing up and
you sucking out all of my associates...
Copy !req
665. I want you to break into the vault.
Copy !req
666. You'll find three quarter-ton pallets
of small bills inside.
Copy !req
667. Thirty million dollars.
Copy !req
668. And you're gonna carry it for me.
Copy !req
669. You are gonna get me safely
away from here with the money...
Copy !req
670. or else they'll be cleaning up
these hostages with a mop.
Copy !req
671. I'm gonna have to say no to that.
Copy !req
672. I'm really trying
to turn over a new leaf.
Copy !req
673. I will blow up this entire building,
you asshole.
Copy !req
674. I really don't like that word.
Copy !req
675. I will blow them sky-high...
Copy !req
676. and their blood
will be on your hands.
Copy !req
677. Do you hear me, asshole?
Copy !req
678. Call me a asshole...
Copy !req
679. one more time.
Copy !req
680. Ass...
Copy !req
681. - Go, go, go. Move in!
- Go on, you're safe!
Copy !req
682. - Let's go. Let's go.
- Take it right in. Let's go.
Copy !req
683. Bring it around now.
Copy !req
684. Keep your hand on that trigger.
Copy !req
685. - Good job.
- No. You, good job.
Copy !req
686. - Thank you.
- Good job.
Copy !req
687. Hancock!
Copy !req
688. Say hi to your fans.
Look what you got.
Copy !req
689. Here we go. This way.
Copy !req
690. - Hancock. At the bank today, intense.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
691. Smile.
Copy !req
692. Good job, Hancock!
Copy !req
693. Hey. Boy, they'll let anybody in here,
huh?
Copy !req
694. Hancock, meet these guys. This is
Mike Kilbourne and Jeremy Himmel.
Copy !req
695. Gigantic fans. Insane!
Copy !req
696. These guys are partners
at the biggest ad firm.
Copy !req
697. You never call, man.
Copy !req
698. - I have called. A couple of times.
- Water under the bridge, man.
Copy !req
699. Could you guys
get used to this or what?
Copy !req
700. How'd you two meet?
Copy !req
701. I was married once before.
Copy !req
702. First wife...
Copy !req
703. she died giving birth to Aaron.
Copy !req
704. It's another dinner. But... But...
Copy !req
705. So there I am, I'm with
this beautiful little baby.
Copy !req
706. I don't know what the hell to do.
Copy !req
707. And I was in the supermarket...
Copy !req
708. and I'm in the baby aisle...
Copy !req
709. and I've got
a brand of diapers in each hand.
Copy !req
710. I'm staring at them, but I don't know
how I'm gonna get through the day.
Copy !req
711. An angel...
Copy !req
712. sees me.
Copy !req
713. She knew. She was...
She gave me this look.
Copy !req
714. And even in the trance I was in,
I knew that somebody somewhere...
Copy !req
715. was throwing me a little rope.
Copy !req
716. You know?
Copy !req
717. Starting that day, you really
put my life back together. Right?
Copy !req
718. - You're drunk.
- So? Come here.
Copy !req
719. What about you, buddy?
Copy !req
720. You're from another planet,
aren't you?
Copy !req
721. No, man, I'm from Miami.
Copy !req
722. You didn't come in on,
like, a meteor or...?
Copy !req
723. Nope. Woke up in a hospital,
first thing I remember.
Copy !req
724. Government hospital, yes?
Experimenting on you and...
Copy !req
725. No, Ray. Regular old
Miami emergency room.
Copy !req
726. - Come on.
- My skull was fractured.
Copy !req
727. They told me
I tried to stop a mugging.
Copy !req
728. - Somebody knocked you out.
- I guess I was a regular guy before...
Copy !req
729. and when I woke up,
I was changed.
Copy !req
730. The hospital nurse tried
to put a needle in my arm...
Copy !req
731. and it just broke against my skin.
Copy !req
732. And then my skull healed
in, like, an hour.
Copy !req
733. The doctors were astounded...
Copy !req
734. and they wanted to know my story.
Copy !req
735. Just like you. But I couldn't tell them.
I don't know who I am.
Copy !req
736. Amnesia.
Copy !req
737. - You know, the blow to the head.
- Yeah, well, that's what they figured.
Copy !req
738. - You don't remember anything?
- No.
Copy !req
739. Only thing I had in my pocket was...
Copy !req
740. bubble-gum...
Copy !req
741. two movie tickets.
Copy !req
742. Boris Karloff, Frankenstein.
Copy !req
743. But no ID, nothing.
Copy !req
744. I went to sign out, the nurse
asked me for my John Hancock.
Copy !req
745. I actually thought that's who I was.
Copy !req
746. How come I didn't hear any of this...
Copy !req
747. didn't read about it
in any newspapers?
Copy !req
748. It was probably in the papers
80 years ago.
Copy !req
749. Eighty years ago?
Copy !req
750. Oh, I don't age. This is it.
Copy !req
751. - That's nice.
- Gotta wonder, though:
Copy !req
752. What kind of bastard
must I have been...
Copy !req
753. that nobody was there to claim me?
Copy !req
754. I mean, I'm not the most
charming guy in the world...
Copy !req
755. so I've been told, but...
Copy !req
756. nobody?
Copy !req
757. Whoever it was they'd be dead
by now, anyway.
Copy !req
758. Hey.
Copy !req
759. Hey, Mary. You all right, baby?
Copy !req
760. Yeah. Too much wine.
Copy !req
761. I am a lightweight.
Copy !req
762. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
763. You ain't do nothing.
Copy !req
764. This was a nice dinner, Ray.
Copy !req
765. - It was a good one.
- Almost call this fun.
Copy !req
766. That didn't tire you out,
coming up the stairs?
Copy !req
767. - Not really.
- I'm real spinny.
Copy !req
768. Could've just flown me upstairs.
Copy !req
769. - I could've done without that.
- Get your shoes off here.
Copy !req
770. All right, that's all you're
getting off of me though.
Copy !req
771. You believe in me,
don't you, Hancock?
Copy !req
772. - Of course, Ray. I believe in you.
- Help me up here.
Copy !req
773. I got something to say to you.
Copy !req
774. Listen to me. This is important.
Copy !req
775. You are like a Dodger Dog.
Copy !req
776. It's something people don't think
they're gonna like...
Copy !req
777. then they try it and they love it,
right? It hits the spot.
Copy !req
778. It's good for the soul.
You're like the world's Dodger Dog.
Copy !req
779. I don't know.
But you know what I mean, right?
Copy !req
780. You're gonna do great.
Copy !req
781. You're gonna fix everything.
Copy !req
782. - You get some sleep, Ray.
- You sleep tight too.
Copy !req
783. Hancock tucking me in.
Copy !req
784. All right, he's asleep.
Copy !req
785. - Okay, thanks. Good night.
- Good night.
Copy !req
786. Look, I just don't want you
to think that... That Ray...
Copy !req
787. you know, drinks like that,
because...
Copy !req
788. - Oh, no.
- This was just kind of...
Copy !req
789. - a celebratory night.
- No, I understand.
Copy !req
790. - Yeah, I know that.
- Okay.
Copy !req
791. The damn babysitter
never cleans up after herself.
Copy !req
792. You have a bruise on your hand.
Copy !req
793. Yeah, I don't...
I don't know what that is.
Copy !req
794. I've been feeling kind of funny.
Copy !req
795. You...
Copy !req
796. You should go.
Copy !req
797. Getting late.
Copy !req
798. If Ray finds out about me...
Copy !req
799. you're dead.
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800. Joan, we're gonna take care
of that, okay? Don't you worry.
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801. Hi, honey.
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802. Breakfast?
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803. Hancock sneezed, huh?
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804. Can you believe it? It's amazing
that you slept through that.
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805. - You're a good sleeper.
- Holy shit.
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806. I'm not gonna say
I told you so, but...
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807. You told me he was gonna sneeze
a hole through the house?
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808. I just said him being around...
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809. Oh, sweetheart, can you get that?
Thanks.
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810. - Oh, God, you strong man.
- I got it.
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811. But you don't worry about anything.
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812. I already apologized to the neighbors.
Called State Farm.
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813. Everything is taken care of.
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814. You just...
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815. enjoy that breakfast.
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816. What's this?
Are we going on vacation? Are we?
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817. Just the three of us.
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818. - End of the summer?
- Tonight.
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819. - Tonight?
- Spur of the moment.
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820. - Tonight might be a little tough.
- Come on. The three of us?
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821. Me in a bikini?
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822. - Sounds good.
- Let's go somewhere.
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823. Knock, knock.
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824. Gesundheit.
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825. I was just telling Ray here,
I hope you're done sneezing...
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826. because I don't think our house could
take much more of your sneezing.
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827. Yeah, sometimes
I sneeze when there's dust...
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828. or if I get really surprised.
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829. That's unfortunate.
This is Kilbourne.
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830. Mike? How you doing?
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831. It was great to see you too.
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832. Yep. Well...
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833. Right. Go ahead, shoot.
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834. Okay. I got a pen right here.
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835. Right. No, I know.
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836. It's right here in my hand.
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837. I am warning you.
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838. All right, go ahead.
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839. Okay, good.
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840. Now... And that's still in 310, right?
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841. Hang on one second.
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842. Do me a favor...?
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843. I'm sorry, Mike. Yeah.
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844. We're gonna talk.
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845. Go away.
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846. Well, it is something
that I'm really excited about.
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847. - I'm gonna do this all day.
- Shut... Shut up.
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848. I... I suppose...
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849. - Fine. We'll talk, okay?
- We will.
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850. And when we're done talking, you
go away and you leave my family alone.
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851. - My place at 4:00.
- Whatever.
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852. It means... Well, I'd rather not
talk numbers now.
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853. I'd like to save them for the pitch.
So let's just set a time.
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854. That's good with me.
I will see you then. All right.
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855. Yeah, 3:30. Great.
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856. Hon, is it hot in here?
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857. He hurt you, didn't he?
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858. Come on, use your words.
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859. How did it make you feel?
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860. Sore.
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861. Bad.
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862. It's because he took your power.
And you have to get your power back.
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863. And no one will give you your power
back. You have to go out and take it.
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864. You understand me?
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865. We're gonna go find Hancock...
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866. and get your power back.
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867. Well, I'm here.
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868. Yup.
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869. - You wanna do it?
- Do what?
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870. I don't have time for this, okay?
You ask the questions...
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871. I answer them honestly
and then you leave L.A.
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872. I ain't leaving L.A.
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873. All right, all right. Jeez.
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874. Don't.
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875. Ask.
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876. - You and I.
- "You and I" what?
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877. - We're the same.
- No.
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878. I'm stronger.
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879. Really?
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880. Oh, yeah.
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881. Who are we?
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882. Gods, angels. Different cultures
call us by different names.
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883. Now all of a sudden, it's "superhero."
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884. - Are there more of us?
- There were.
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885. They all died.
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886. It's just the two of us.
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887. What is this?
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888. Who are we to each other?
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889. - We're brother and sister.
- That's a lie.
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890. - No, I'm your sister.
- That is a lie.
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891. - I'm your sister.
- That is a lie.
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892. Sisters don't kiss brothers
the way you kissed me last night.
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893. You're lying, deal's off.
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894. Let's go see
how Ray feels about this.
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895. Get your ass back here!
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896. I'm telling!
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897. The AllHeart symbol
will be known globally...
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898. as a symbol...
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899. that represents companies that
are committed to changing the world.
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900. They can give away
their sustenance goods, okay?
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901. Food, drugs, power, clothing,
for free.
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902. - We were talking about Hancock...
- Number two.
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903. You stay away
from me and my family.
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904. You are not gonna
do this to me again.
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905. What? I don't know
what you're talking about.
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906. - Hey!
- I love you, Hancock!
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907. It can't work.
It always ends the same way.
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908. Persia. Greece. Brooklyn.
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909. Brooklyn?
I've never been to Brooklyn.
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910. I have put up with your bullshit
for 3000 years...
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911. and I am done!
Done, you listening?
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912. - I don't know what you're talking about!
- Finally, I am happy!
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913. - You are not gonna mess with that!
- I don't know what you're talking about!
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914. I hate to burst
your little crazy-lady bubble...
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915. but it must not have been all that
great because I don't remember you.
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916. Call me crazy...
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917. one more time.
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918. Cuckoo.
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919. All right, hold it. All right.
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920. You better not hit me with that truck.
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921. For companies to qualify, they need to
prove they are a leader in the global...
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922. We wanna talk about Mr. Hancock.
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923. They're committed
to bettering the world.
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924. They can do this in four ways.
This is how they...
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925. The most important thing
with AllHeart is brand recognition.
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926. I've mocked up
these examples here...
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927. in Tokyo, London, Dubai, Paris.
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928. Oh, no.
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929. We need maximum exposure,
market penetra...
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930. Is it snowing?
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931. Stop. Stop it.
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932. Stop. Stop. Stop!
All right, let's just...
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933. Get off me!
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934. Stop. Stop!
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935. Get off!
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936. - Get off me!
- Listen to me!
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937. - I hate you!
- I am sorry!
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938. Whoever I am, whatever I did...
Look at me.
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939. - I'm sorry.
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940. I don't remember.
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941. You are the most beautiful thing
I have ever seen.
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942. Oh, my God.
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943. Why were you flying?
You were flying, Mary.
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944. - Yeah, she was definitely flying, Ray.
- Okay, I was flying.
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945. And I'm very strong as well.
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946. - It's just the way we are.
- "We"?
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947. Me and him, it's just us now.
The others paired up and died.
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948. You didn't say anything
about pairing up at the trailer.
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949. - You were at his trailer.
- This is hard to explain.
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950. - Great, I'm all ears.
- Me too.
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951. Do me a favor, just give me
and my wife one moment.
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952. - Don't bring it here, Ray.
- The adults are talking.
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953. Technically speaking...
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954. he's my husband.
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955. Holy shit.
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956. - What?
- We broke up decades ago.
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957. Long before you were born.
He just can't remember.
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958. But you can, right? You knew?
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959. That's something you bring up
on a first date, Mary.
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960. "I don't like to travel.
I'm allergic to cats. I'm immortal."
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961. Those are some things
you give a heads-up on.
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962. Whatever we are, we were built in twos,
okay? We're drawn to each other.
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963. No matter how far I run,
he's always there.
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964. He finds me. It's physics.
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965. Are you saying that you two
are fated to be together?
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966. I've lived for a very long time, Ray.
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967. And the one thing I learned...
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968. fate doesn't decide everything.
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969. People get to choose.
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970. And you chose...
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971. to let me think I was here alone.
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972. I didn't think you'd miss
what you didn't remember.
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973. Great. Now what?
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974. I didn't plan for this.
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975. Prison authorities confirmed...
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976. that the prisoner uprising
was led by Kenneth "Red" Parker, Jr...
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977. who was also the leader of last
week's Spring Street bank robbery.
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978. At least eight prisoners
are not accounted for.
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979. More information
on the prison riot in Norwalk.
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980. Construction workers at the prison
were knocked unconscious.
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981. The prisoners stole
the workers' clothes...
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982. and it's feared at least
some of them have escaped.
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983. Parker is considered
a criminal mastermind.
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984. He is very effective at
using psychological persuasion...
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985. to organize criminals
from different backgrounds.
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986. He is a former psychology professor
from Stanford University.
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987. While there, he organized
a notorious criminal network...
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988. comprised of graduate students
from diverse...
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989. Ninety-one ten.
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990. Ninety-one ten?
You gotta be shitting me.
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991. Ninety-one ten.
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992. Highway robbery.
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993. - What?
- I'm taking the money.
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994. I can relate to that.
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995. You know? If you want something...
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996. nobody can stop you
from taking it...
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997. you just take it, right?
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998. I like that.
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999. But can you take it?
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1000. My Zagnut bar versus your gun.
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1001. Sorry about your window.
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1002. - I need Room 1020.
- Clear!
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1003. I need Room 1020.
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1004. I need IV line, blood quality,
CBC, electrolytes, a PT, and...
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1005. Where's his IV line?
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1006. - That's not gonna work.
- I'm in.
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1007. What's happening?
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1008. This just in.
John Hancock has been rushed...
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1009. to Los Angeles General Hospital.
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1010. Hancock is in serious condition
with multiple gunshot wounds.
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1011. No story yet as to
how this happened to him...
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1012. but we will continue to cover this
story live. Reporting live from L.A...
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1013. - Any lead on the assailant?
- Mr. Embrey!
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1014. - Just a couple of questions, sir, please.
- Can you describe how it happened?
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1015. From what I've heard,
he was trying to stop a robbery.
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1016. Do you know if special ammunition
was used in the gun that shot him?
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1017. Not that I'm aware of.
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1018. Could this have to do
with the mysterious woman?
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1019. - He was seen battling her.
- I do not have that answer.
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1020. Could this woman
be more powerful than Hancock?
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1021. Here are the lab results for 209.
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1022. You're becoming mortal.
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1023. It's us...
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1024. being close to each other.
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1025. It's never happened this fast before.
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1026. You have to leave.
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1027. The further you get from me,
the better you're gonna feel.
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1028. You'll start getting
your powers back...
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1029. and be flying and breaking things...
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1030. and saving people
before you know it.
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1031. Well, it's like I said,
we were built in pairs.
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1032. And when we get close to
our opposites, we lose our power.
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1033. - Why?
- So we can live human lives.
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1034. Love, connect...
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1035. grow old, die.
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1036. What happened to us?
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1037. Summer of 4 B.C.
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1038. We were becoming mortal, like now.
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1039. They came after me with swords.
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1040. But you saved me.
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1041. 1850.
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1042. They set our house on fire.
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1043. You pulled me out of the flames.
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1044. Eighty years ago.
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1045. What happened then?
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1046. We were living in Miami...
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1047. and a new movie
was playing in town.
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1048. Frankenstein.
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1049. And after...
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1050. we walked down Flagler Street...
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1051. and you took my hand,
and you held it so tight.
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1052. And they attacked us in an alley.
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1053. They hit you so hard.
There was so much blood.
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1054. They wouldn't let me ride
in the ambulance with you.
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1055. And by the time I got to the hospital,
you were awake.
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1056. But you didn't know me.
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1057. So I left.
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1058. Every time we're together...
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1059. they come after you through me.
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1060. You're built to save people
more than the rest of us.
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1061. That's who you are. You're a hero.
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1062. The insurance policy of the gods.
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1063. Keep one alive. You.
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1064. To protect this world.
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1065. Mary!
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1066. Mom!
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1067. - Mary!
- Stay down!
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1068. Okay.
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1069. Mary?
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1070. Stop.
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1071. Oh, no! No! Please!
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1072. Stay down.
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1073. Hey! Mary!
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1074. Let's go, get her up!
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1075. Come on, Chuck. Let's go, let's go.
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1076. - Morphine.
- Here. Help in here!
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1077. Hold her down. Hold her down.
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1078. Hold her down.
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1079. - You want the monitor now?
- Stay calm.
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1080. - Hold her, hold her, hold her.
- Need EKG leads.
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1081. Upon us all, Hancock.
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1082. You're no different.
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1083. Time to shut her down, Hancock.
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1084. It's been a nice run.
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1085. Oh, we are all
sincerely gonna miss you.
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1086. But it is time for you to move on.
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1087. And maybe to a happier place.
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1088. You can thank me if you want to...
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1089. superhero.
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1090. You didn't!
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1091. Aaron!
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1092. - What about Attila the Hun?
- Completely cross-eyed.
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1093. - Cross-eyed?
- Yep.
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1094. All right,
what about Queen Elizabeth?
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1095. - Needy.
- J.F.K? What about him?
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1096. Oh, yeah.
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1097. "Oh, yeah"? Anything more?
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1098. Not like that. I was in Cuba
for the whole missile thing.
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1099. Yeah, hang on.
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1100. - Hello?
- Ray.
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1101. Hey, I've been trying to call you.
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1102. Yeah, I was out of cell range.
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1103. - Are you outside?
- Yeah.
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1104. - Look up.
- All right, I'm looking up.
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1105. I'm looking up.
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1106. - Baby?
- What?
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1107. You're gonna change the world.
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1108. - Good job, Ray.
- Oh, my God, Ray.
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1109. Hey. Look up.
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1110. Hancock.
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1111. I'm proud of you.
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1112. Thanks.
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1113. Will I get in trouble for that?
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1114. - Freeze!
- Don't move!
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1115. - Oh, my God! Sam! No!
- Drop your weapon, sir!
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1116. Get back! Get back! Get back!
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1117. - Drop it!
- Get back or I'll shoot! Get back!
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1118. Get back! I'm not playing.
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1119. Get back. Get back!
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1120. Damn, Handjob.
Where you come from?
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1121. All right, relax.
Just tell me what you need.
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1122. Tell them cops to take
their guns off of me.
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1123. - All right.
- Tell them to take the guns off me.
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1124. Just take them off.
Lower your weapons.
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1125. You're gonna get us out of here
with that tight-ass Wolverine outfit on.
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1126. Now let's make it happen, asshole.
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