1. 23.976 EnglishCopy !req
2. ResurrectionCopy !req
3. You've heard of the tunnel.Copy !req
4. The one we all go through
sooner or later.Copy !req
5. At the end, there's a door.Copy !req
6. And waiting for you on
the other side of that door...Copy !req
7. is either heaven...Copy !req
8. or hell.Copy !req
9. This is that door.Copy !req
10. Why is this patient
in lockdown?Copy !req
11. They didn't tell you
about Laurie Strode?Copy !req
12. No.Copy !req
13. You must have heard of her.
Sister of Michael Myers?Copy !req
14. Michael Myers,
the serial killer?Copy !req
15. Well, you'll hear
all the gossip soon enough.Copy !req
16. For now, let's just get...Copy !req
17. No, no, no, wait.
Tell me about her.Copy !req
18. She decapitated a man.Copy !req
19. Aah!Copy !req
20. Oh, my God. Why?Copy !req
21. Halloween.
Three years ago.Copy !req
22. Twenty years after
the first murders...Copy !req
23. her brother finally found her.Copy !req
24. Tracked her down to the school
where she was working.Copy !req
25. There were several murders.Copy !req
26. Lots of confusion.Copy !req
27. Guys, over here!Copy !req
28. Oh, my God.
She killed the wrong person.Copy !req
29. Unh!Copy !req
30. Father of three.Copy !req
31. Why didn't the paramedic
say something?Copy !req
32. His larynx had been crushed.Copy !req
33. Don't let on you know.Copy !req
34. Hello, Miss Strode.
Did you enjoy your dinner?Copy !req
35. She hasn't said a word in years.Copy !req
36. Extreme disassociative disorder.Copy !req
37. The doctors think
she's a suicide threat.Copy !req
38. They found her up
on the roof more than once.Copy !req
39. Must be the guilt.Copy !req
40. Now all she does
is stare out that window.Copy !req
41. God knows
what she sees out there.Copy !req
42. Hello?Copy !req
43. Anyone out there?Copy !req
44. Boooo!Copy !req
45. - Holy shit!
- Ha ha ha!Copy !req
46. Harold, are you trying
to give me a heart attack?Copy !req
47. No.Copy !req
48. How the hell
did you get out again?Copy !req
49. And who are you
supposed to be today?Copy !req
50. Oh. John Wayne Gacy.Copy !req
51. Born in Chicago, Illinois,
on March 17, 1942.Copy !req
52. Come on, big guy.Copy !req
53. Killed 33 people.
Buried them under his house.Copy !req
54. I know, Harold.Copy !req
55. - He was executed on May 7...
- I know, Harold.Copy !req
56. Willie, I'm not trying
to criticize your work...Copy !req
57. but if you put Harold
in his room...Copy !req
58. how come I see him
in the basement?Copy !req
59. L... But just
two seconds ago, he was...Copy !req
60. Come on. Let's go get him.Copy !req
61. How many times
do I have to tell you?Copy !req
62. You gotta be sure
what you're doing.Copy !req
63. Willie?
What are you doing?Copy !req
64. I skipped dinner.Copy !req
65. - Hurry up.
- OK.Copy !req
66. Harold?Copy !req
67. Harold,
what are you doing down here?Copy !req
68. What's gotten into you?Copy !req
69. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
70. Aah! Unh!Copy !req
71. Aah!Copy !req
72. Hmm. Ted Bundy.Copy !req
73. Born November 24, 19...Copy !req
74. Hello, Michael.Copy !req
75. I knew you'd come for me
sooner or later.Copy !req
76. What took you so long?Copy !req
77. You failed, Michael.Copy !req
78. You want to know why?Copy !req
79. Because I'm not afraid of you.Copy !req
80. But what about you?Copy !req
81. Are you afraid of me?Copy !req
82. Are you afraid to die, Michael?Copy !req
83. I just have to be sure.Copy !req
84. Unh! Unh!Copy !req
85. Aah!Copy !req
86. Aah!Copy !req
87. Aah!Copy !req
88. Aah!Copy !req
89. I'll see you in hell.Copy !req
90. Michael Myers.Copy !req
91. Born October 19, 1957.Copy !req
92. Killed his older sister,
October 31, 1963.Copy !req
93. Killed 3 high school students,
October 31, 1978.Copy !req
94. Also killed three nurses
and a paramedic, same night.Copy !req
95. Was believed to be dead,
then killed four students...Copy !req
96. Hillcrest Academy, 1998.Copy !req
97. Has been missing, unheard of,
last three years.Copy !req
98. Now he's back.Copy !req
99. Carl Jung tells us...Copy !req
100. that the human psyche
contains...Copy !req
101. a figment of ourselves...Copy !req
102. that even the collective
unconscious denies.Copy !req
103. Good morning, Paul.
It's nice to see you in class.Copy !req
104. Am I keeping you up?Copy !req
105. What do I mean by all this,
people?Copy !req
106. I mean that inside all of us...Copy !req
107. there lurks
a dark, malevolent figure.Copy !req
108. A kind of boogeyman,
if you will...Copy !req
109. that Jung called what?Copy !req
110. Stick with me, people.Copy !req
111. Take that Kierkegaardian
leap of faith.Copy !req
112. Jung said we must
face down our fears...Copy !req
113. and face up to the figure
he called... what?Copy !req
114. - The shadow.
- The shadow.Copy !req
115. Yes, Sara, very good.
Thank you.Copy !req
116. I'm glad somebody was awake.
Wow, what a class.Copy !req
117. Hey, Sara!Copy !req
118. Sara, wait up!Copy !req
119. I've been looking for you
everywhere.Copy !req
120. Guess what?Copy !req
121. Uh-uh. What did you
sign us up for this time?Copy !req
122. Eee, ha ha!
We gotta find Rudy. Come on.Copy !req
123. Hey, Rudy.Copy !req
124. Don't distract me.Copy !req
125. I can't help myself.Copy !req
126. I am distracting.Copy !req
127. Have you checked your email?Copy !req
128. No.Copy !req
129. Why?
Did you send me something?Copy !req
130. We're in!
They picked all three of us!Copy !req
131. - What? Are you serious?
- Uh-huh!Copy !req
132. Oh, God! Yes!Copy !req
133. All right. That is all good.Copy !req
134. This isn't one of
your little jokes, is it?Copy !req
135. No, but Sara doesn't want to go.Copy !req
136. I might go.
I just haven't decided yet.Copy !req
137. No, no, no.
That is unacceptable.Copy !req
138. It is unacceptable.Copy !req
139. We're gonna be bigger
than "The Osbournes."Copy !req
140. We're gonna be large.Copy !req
141. Every time I let you two
talk me into something...Copy !req
142. I live to regret it.Copy !req
143. Listen, without me,
you would die of boredom.Copy !req
144. Us! Without us,
you would die of boredom.Copy !req
145. Whatever.Copy !req
146. Are you sure they're not
just putting us in some house...Copy !req
147. with hidden cameras
in the shower?Copy !req
148. No.Copy !req
149. It's like we're
investigative reporters...Copy !req
150. searching a crime scene.Copy !req
151. And look at the scholarship.Copy !req
152. Yeah.Copy !req
153. Besides that,
thousands of people...Copy !req
154. are going to see my face...Copy !req
155. our face.Copy !req
156. Don't do it.Copy !req
157. That's the house
where it all started.Copy !req
158. He walked its hallways,
hid in its closets...Copy !req
159. dreamed in its bedrooms...Copy !req
160. helped his mother
in the kitchen...Copy !req
161. watched TV in the living room
with his dad...Copy !req
162. played in his sister's bedroom.Copy !req
163. Then one day,
he picked up a knife...Copy !req
164. and he never put it down again.Copy !req
165. d Maaa dCopy !req
166. d Maaaaa dCopy !req
167. That guy's fucking weird.Copy !req
168. Don't pay attention to him.
He's trying to scare us.Copy !req
169. I just need to send
a quick email.Copy !req
170. " Deckard...Copy !req
171. "you'll never believe
what I got myself into."Copy !req
172. Deckard? Who's Deckard?Copy !req
173. Oh, it's my screen name.Copy !req
174. Sara needed some tech support
setting up her offline reader...Copy !req
175. so I, uh...Copy !req
176. You told her
you're a graduate student?Copy !req
177. - Graduate of what, junior high?
- Shut up, all right?Copy !req
178. We talk every day.
It's kind of like we're dating.Copy !req
179. She's never even seen you...Copy !req
180. and Yahoo chat rooms
do not count.Copy !req
181. Yes, they do count.
Did you know in the old days...Copy !req
182. knights used to spend
their entire lives...Copy !req
183. courting ladies that
they would never even touch?Copy !req
184. They would just send
each other sonnets and stuff.Copy !req
185. That's before
internet porn, man.Copy !req
186. Whatever.Copy !req
187. Now what are you doing?Copy !req
188. Just give me a second,
all right?Copy !req
189. I hope Sara shows up.Copy !req
190. And wearing
something acceptable.Copy !req
191. She can't still be mad at us
for the last time.Copy !req
192. Here she is. Hey!Copy !req
193. OK, everybody listen up!Copy !req
194. Sara, are you gonna wear this?Copy !req
195. I thought I told you
we were gonna be on camera.Copy !req
196. I'd like to start this off
by saying the search is over.Copy !req
197. You six have been selected...Copy !req
198. to explore
America's worst nightmare...Copy !req
199. tomorrow night, Halloween...Copy !req
200. live, in front of the whole
entire internet universe.Copy !req
201. You six will enter
the birthplace of evil...Copy !req
202. in its purest form...Copy !req
203. the childhood home of
our most brutal mass murderer...Copy !req
204. Michael Myers.Copy !req
205. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
206. So, what do you hope to find
in the house tomorrow night?Copy !req
207. My way into
network broadcasting.Copy !req
208. Pfft!Copy !req
209. I just want to say
that Michael Myers...Copy !req
210. is not just
a man behind a mask...Copy !req
211. he's a legend.Copy !req
212. I'm interested
in how Michael Myers...Copy !req
213. embodies
the politics of violence...Copy !req
214. embedded in pop mythology.Copy !req
215. Never underestimate
the effect of a poor diet.Copy !req
216. Too much protein, not enough
zinc, next thing you know...Copy !req
217. you're cutting up bodies
in your bathtub.Copy !req
218. Look at Hitler.
He was a vegetarian.Copy !req
219. The brother
was seriously malnourished.Copy !req
220. You don't have to go far
to find Michael Myers.Copy !req
221. He is the great white shark
of our unconscious.Copy !req
222. He is the dark-eyed child
of our spirits.Copy !req
223. He's every murderous impulse
we've ever had.Copy !req
224. He's the little voice
that whispers to us...Copy !req
225. to strangle the old lady...Copy !req
226. taking too long
at the checkout counter.Copy !req
227. Get to know him, baby.Copy !req
228. He's you.Copy !req
229. Tell us, Sara, why do
ordinary people turn to murder?Copy !req
230. Well, I, um...Copy !req
231. I think it has something
to do with upbringing.Copy !req
232. Aah!Copy !req
233. Damn! That girl can sing.Copy !req
234. That's what
I'm looking for. Ooh.Copy !req
235. Ha! Hunh!Copy !req
236. Hyah!Copy !req
237. Get his ass! Get his ass!
Get his ass!Copy !req
238. Who's better than Wat Chun Lee?Copy !req
239. Whoopin' everybody ass
while he's smokin' a cigarette.Copy !req
240. Oh, shit. Who's knockin'
on my door this late?Copy !req
241. Whoever this is
is distracting me...Copy !req
242. from seeing Wat Chun Lee
whoop some ass.Copy !req
243. Sara? Ooh.Copy !req
244. Sara, what are you doing here?
It's late.Copy !req
245. I'm dropping out.Copy !req
246. What?Copy !req
247. I'm sorry.Copy !req
248. It's just I'm so freaked out
I can't even sleep.Copy !req
249. Slow down, slow down.
What's the problem?Copy !req
250. Can't you see
I'm not like the others?Copy !req
251. I know
you're not like the others.Copy !req
252. You know
you're not like the others.Copy !req
253. The others ain't nothin'
but a bunch...Copy !req
254. of smart-ass, wise-crackin'
posin' wannabes.Copy !req
255. You are the real deal.Copy !req
256. Every existing element
about you...Copy !req
257. is what the internet audience
really wants.Copy !req
258. I don't want to be famous.Copy !req
259. What do you mean
you don't want to be famous?Copy !req
260. That's the American dream.Copy !req
261. I think I'm just scared.Copy !req
262. It's OK to be scared.Copy !req
263. Being scared is good.
Fear is good.Copy !req
264. Fear motivates.Copy !req
265. Fear gives you
the feeling of being alive.Copy !req
266. Fear makes me want to throw up.Copy !req
267. Trust me, please.Copy !req
268. When it's all said and done,
at the end of the day...Copy !req
269. you'd be surprised of
how much you surprise yourself.Copy !req
270. I'm sorry to bother you.
I just...Copy !req
271. It's OK. Do me a favor.
Sleep on it.Copy !req
272. We'll talk about it tomorrow.
You can sweat it tonight, man.Copy !req
273. Now take your tail on outta here
and go to bed.Copy !req
274. OI' Freddie boy, damn, you good.Copy !req
275. Shit you come up with
off the top of your head, boy.Copy !req
276. Why don't you just
pat yourself on your back?Copy !req
277. Oh, Wat Chun Lee! Oh!Copy !req
278. Now, are you coming out soon...Copy !req
279. or are you
planning on subletting?Copy !req
280. Mmm! Sexy girl! Ha ha!Copy !req
281. Don't you think
it's a bit too revealing?Copy !req
282. I think
it's perfectly revealing.Copy !req
283. Aah!Copy !req
284. What?Copy !req
285. Are you OK?Copy !req
286. Did you see
the boogeyman or something?Copy !req
287. The boogeyman?
How very Jungian.Copy !req
288. Dr. Mixter's class?
I'm taking that course, too.Copy !req
289. I hope they have this in black.Copy !req
290. - Thrift stores.
- Oh, how marvelous, darling.Copy !req
291. Ahh, there she is.Copy !req
292. Oh, my God,
you've been pussy-whipped.Copy !req
293. What's worse,
you've been cyber-whipped.Copy !req
294. By the way,
where's your costume?Copy !req
295. I can't go out tonight.Copy !req
296. I promised Sara
I would watch her first episode.Copy !req
297. She's really nervous about it.Copy !req
298. No, Mickey Stern's party
is tonight, and you know that.Copy !req
299. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, man.
I guess I forgot.Copy !req
300. Forgot?
Do you have any idea...Copy !req
301. what it means for
two freshmen to get invited?Copy !req
302. It's never happened before!Copy !req
303. Your sister invited us...Copy !req
304. so you wouldn't tell
your mother about her tattoo.Copy !req
305. That's besides the point,
Myles Barton.Copy !req
306. You can sit here in your little
dream fantasy world...Copy !req
307. or you can come with me
to this party...Copy !req
308. and learn to walk like a man.Copy !req
309. What's it gonna be?Copy !req
310. All right, let's go.Copy !req
311. Ahh, chat room romance?Copy !req
312. He's just a friend.Copy !req
313. He's probably fifty and bald,
with a bad toupee.Copy !req
314. - Jen.
- Probably collects human skin.Copy !req
315. Give me a break, Jen.Copy !req
316. OK, everybody listen up.Copy !req
317. I'd like to start off
by saying...Copy !req
318. the home that
you will be entering tonight...Copy !req
319. has been rigged up
with several cameras...Copy !req
320. but for the most part...Copy !req
321. the audience will see
only what you see.Copy !req
322. See these cameras right here?Copy !req
323. I kinda like these cameras.Copy !req
324. They can pretty much be
clipped on to anything.Copy !req
325. A hat, shirt collar,
your coat collar.Copy !req
326. The viewers
can pretty much control...Copy !req
327. what they want to watch...Copy !req
328. switch around
from camera to camera...Copy !req
329. depending on what seems to be
the most intriguing to them.Copy !req
330. So if you guys want
to be stars for the night...Copy !req
331. I suggest you do something
that is very interesting...Copy !req
332. so that it's worth the while
of the viewers...Copy !req
333. to want to keep
their cameras on you.Copy !req
334. Cameras are so phallic.Copy !req
335. Is that good or bad?Copy !req
336. Depends who's watching.Copy !req
337. d Not sweatin' me,
'cause that's no good now dCopy !req
338. Hey, Orson Welles,
pick a placement and move on.Copy !req
339. Look, low angles... scary.Copy !req
340. High angles... scary.Copy !req
341. Medium angles... boring.Copy !req
342. I bet you learned that
shooting...Copy !req
343. all those weddings
and bar mitzvahs.Copy !req
344. Hey, hey!Copy !req
345. I went to Long Beach State.
Same as Spielberg.Copy !req
346. Charley,
we're on a schedule here.Copy !req
347. Tell Max to rig a camera
in the sister's room.Copy !req
348. Max is back at the hotel
helping Freddie.Copy !req
349. OK.Copy !req
350. d Give it all I got dCopy !req
351. d This time dCopy !req
352. d Taking control
of whatever's meant to be dCopy !req
353. d I feel your rhythm
and, ooh dCopy !req
354. d Time to lead you to love dCopy !req
355. d The right song dCopy !req
356. d If you want it dCopy !req
357. d Better get it dCopy !req
358. d Uh-huh dCopy !req
359. d It's all on you, baby dCopy !req
360. Freddie!Copy !req
361. Baby, calm down.
It's all good. Just relax.Copy !req
362. I got it all under control.Copy !req
363. There was this Firebird
parked in front of the house.Copy !req
364. Totally about to ruin
the establishing shot...Copy !req
365. but I called a tow truck.Copy !req
366. Yep, it's on its way.Copy !req
367. All righty. Bye.Copy !req
368. Look at you, Charley.
That's a nice angle, boy.Copy !req
369. Look, there he is now.Copy !req
370. All right, here we go.Copy !req
371. Mr. Harris!Copy !req
372. Can we ask you
a few questions, Mr. Harris?Copy !req
373. - Right over here.
- I got one word for you.Copy !req
374. - What's that?
- Product placement.Copy !req
375. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
376. Product placement,
I like the sound of that.Copy !req
377. While we're going
around the house...Copy !req
378. discovering the secrets
of Michael Myers...Copy !req
379. we could be drinking Pepsi
or sporting The Gap, right?Copy !req
380. Nice sexy thinking.
I kind of like that.Copy !req
381. How's everyone doing
this evening?Copy !req
382. We'll get it started
like this, see?Copy !req
383. In the next ten minutes...Copy !req
384. we are going to enter
a mystery...Copy !req
385. wrapped up inside of a riddle
inside of an enigma.Copy !req
386. Now, remember this.
Everything you see...Copy !req
387. absolutely everything
you see is real.Copy !req
388. There's no actors...Copy !req
389. none of the components
or contents in the house...Copy !req
390. have been messed with,
mixed up, diluted...Copy !req
391. or tampered with in any shape,
form, or fashion whatsoever.Copy !req
392. Now, I'm not exactly sure
what's gonna happen...Copy !req
393. but what I do know is
that no one will be allowed...Copy !req
394. to leave
until the show is over.Copy !req
395. Our state-of-the-art
camera surveillance system...Copy !req
396. will pick up
anyone who tries to sneak out.Copy !req
397. Let the Dangertainment begin
out this motherfucker.Copy !req
398. Well, people, let's do it.Copy !req
399. Aah!Copy !req
400. Rudy!Copy !req
401. Way to go.
This is gonna be fun.Copy !req
402. It looks like nothing's
been touched for years.Copy !req
403. I read that
after the murders...Copy !req
404. the family
just sealed it up...Copy !req
405. and left without
taking anything with them.Copy !req
406. It's not exactly
a house you put on the market.Copy !req
407. Yeah, but I'll bet it has...Copy !req
408. one of those big nice
old kitchens, you know?Copy !req
409. Where are you going?Copy !req
410. I'm gonna check it out.Copy !req
411. Oh.
What are we gonna do?Copy !req
412. We don't have to do anything.Copy !req
413. Technically,
we just have to be in the house.Copy !req
414. Aren't we supposed
to be looking for answers?Copy !req
415. The devil made him do it.
I'm done.Copy !req
416. We owe it
to the people watching...Copy !req
417. to at least take a look around.Copy !req
418. Oh, that's cute.Copy !req
419. You're already worried
about your fan base?Copy !req
420. You are this close
to getting voted off the island.Copy !req
421. Hey, check this out.Copy !req
422. You want something
tasty and delicious?Copy !req
423. You ever tasted
forty-year-old fennel?Copy !req
424. Eww, don't.
It's got to be rotten.Copy !req
425. - That's strange.
- What?Copy !req
426. - It smells fresh.
- Yeah, it does.Copy !req
427. You know, Donna,
you got great legs.Copy !req
428. What time do they open?Copy !req
429. That'd be 1:00?Copy !req
430. God damn.Copy !req
431. Sara.Copy !req
432. You think this is the one
that he used to do his thing?Copy !req
433. No. They'd keep that in
an evidence locker somewhere.Copy !req
434. Whew.Copy !req
435. - Boo.
- Aah!Copy !req
436. - What, are you scared?
- No.Copy !req
437. What's in here?Copy !req
438. What is that?Copy !req
439. OK, so I admit...Copy !req
440. that this place
is a little creepy, OK?Copy !req
441. No, no, no.
You have no idea.Copy !req
442. - Look at this.
- Wow, a chair.Copy !req
443. My God.Copy !req
444. Do you think they actually
kept him in this?Copy !req
445. What is that?Copy !req
446. Looks like the medieval key
to Sara's chastity belt.Copy !req
447. - Rudy!
- OK, yeah.Copy !req
448. Maybe we should
poke around a bit...Copy !req
449. see what else we can find.Copy !req
450. Ha! Aye-aye, captain.Copy !req
451. Why are you touching me?Copy !req
452. Don't.Copy !req
453. Go poke.Copy !req
454. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
455. Sexy.Copy !req
456. Look at you!Copy !req
457. Scott, what are we doing here?Copy !req
458. Hey, come on, man,
be cool, all right?Copy !req
459. Relax. Have fun. Shit.Copy !req
460. Hey, Myles,
do you think anyone will know...Copy !req
461. we're supposed to be
from "Pulp Fiction"?Copy !req
462. - Huhh!
- Huhh!Copy !req
463. Today, you're scared of
the boogeyman.Copy !req
464. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
465. He's gonna get you.
He's coming behind you.Copy !req
466. Boogeyman!Copy !req
467. Ohh! Shit!Copy !req
468. Careful, Jen.Copy !req
469. Ahem. Hands off, bud.Copy !req
470. Bet this is Judith's room.Copy !req
471. You know, the older sister.Copy !req
472. The one he killed
when he was six years old.Copy !req
473. Hey! Keep the camera
on the money here.Copy !req
474. I think it happened
when she was right there.Copy !req
475. Poor little Judith...Copy !req
476. helpless...Copy !req
477. brushing her hair...Copy !req
478. young... and naked.Copy !req
479. Yeah, because
that's gonna happen, right?Copy !req
480. Come on, Jen.Copy !req
481. One flash,
and you could light up...Copy !req
482. a thousand computer screens.Copy !req
483. Launch your whole career.Copy !req
484. You think?Copy !req
485. You crack me up.Copy !req
486. It's a good wardrobe
for you, Jen.Copy !req
487. Wait! No! There was
somebody else in the hall!Copy !req
488. Come on.Copy !req
489. Come on, lover boy.Copy !req
490. - Whoa!
- Aah!Copy !req
491. What are you doing,
you big perv?Copy !req
492. They're exploring the house
of a mass murderer... live.Copy !req
493. You want to watch?Copy !req
494. - No way.
- Sure.Copy !req
495. Oh, OK.Copy !req
496. Impulse control disorder.Copy !req
497. Huh?Copy !req
498. That's my theory.Copy !req
499. I think Michael Myers
had fits of rage...Copy !req
500. that he could not control.Copy !req
501. Kind of like a klepto
or a nympho or a pyro.Copy !req
502. So, instead of
stealing silverware...Copy !req
503. he slashes the necks
of teenage girls, huh?Copy !req
504. Oh, come on...Copy !req
505. haven't you ever had an impulse
that you could not control?Copy !req
506. - Continuously.
- You mean continually.Copy !req
507. "Continuous" means
continuing uninterrupted...Copy !req
508. while "continual" means
reoccurring periodically.Copy !req
509. Donna, when are you gonna
get out of your head...Copy !req
510. and start thinking
with your body?Copy !req
511. Please.Copy !req
512. Does that line
ever actually work...Copy !req
513. on the chicks
in the music department?Copy !req
514. Art history, too.
Sometimes even poli sci.Copy !req
515. Well, it doesn't cut it
with critical studies.Copy !req
516. Bummer.Copy !req
517. Besides,
screwing a music major...Copy !req
518. would be tantamount
to lesbianism.Copy !req
519. I could get into that.Copy !req
520. Sara, I'm telling you,
it's in the food.Copy !req
521. Remember that guy
who was on trial...Copy !req
522. for murder in San Francisco?Copy !req
523. All he ate was Twinkies.Copy !req
524. Rudy, do you ever think about
anything other than food?Copy !req
525. Wouldn't you like to know?Copy !req
526. Jen?Copy !req
527. Jen?Copy !req
528. What's going on?Copy !req
529. - What happened?
- I don't know.Copy !req
530. I turned my back for a second
and she was gone.Copy !req
531. Jen!Copy !req
532. Jen?Copy !req
533. Jen?Copy !req
534. Jen.Copy !req
535. Jen?Copy !req
536. Jen?Copy !req
537. Jen?Copy !req
538. Turn it down!Copy !req
539. - Gotcha!
- God, you bitch.Copy !req
540. Slut!Copy !req
541. That's not right, OK?
You're foul.Copy !req
542. Uhh, so foul.Copy !req
543. This is to us,
for successfully...Copy !req
544. let me give you
a little more...Copy !req
545. puttin' together
something collectively...Copy !req
546. so ingenious
as a team and a duo...Copy !req
547. that we should definitely
be able to secure...Copy !req
548. a lot of food on the table
for ourselves...Copy !req
549. as long as everything
goes as nicely...Copy !req
550. as it's goin' right now.Copy !req
551. I'm gonna get her back
for that.Copy !req
552. Watch me.Copy !req
553. Oh, my God!Copy !req
554. Cheers.Copy !req
555. Oh, no! No!Copy !req
556. Mm. Mm.Copy !req
557. Wait, what just happened?Copy !req
558. - We just lost Bill's camera.
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
559. He must've dropped it.
Fucking idiot.Copy !req
560. Find another view quickly,
please.Copy !req
561. Freddie, relax.Copy !req
562. I think
this is going really well.Copy !req
563. - Really, baby?
- Yes.Copy !req
564. We are doing our thing.Copy !req
565. OK.Copy !req
566. To Dangertainment.Copy !req
567. Salute. Heh heh heh.Copy !req
568. And this must be the bed
where he was conceived.Copy !req
569. Stop showing off, Jen.Copy !req
570. Aaaah!Copy !req
571. Aaaah!Copy !req
572. Rudy!Copy !req
573. - Sara!
- Jen, help me!Copy !req
574. Are you OK?Copy !req
575. Rudy, help. Sara!Copy !req
576. Ewww.Copy !req
577. - God.
- What happened?Copy !req
578. What is that thing?Copy !req
579. Hey, is this
that Michael Myers thing?Copy !req
580. Yeah.Copy !req
581. A'ight, cool.Copy !req
582. Yeah, OK.Copy !req
583. What is this?Copy !req
584. Oh. Sorry.Copy !req
585. Are you?Copy !req
586. You're such a Lothario.Copy !req
587. Um...Copy !req
588. I don't know what that
means exactly, but...Copy !req
589. Just go with it.Copy !req
590. Hold on.
I just thought of something.Copy !req
591. Hold on?Copy !req
592. You've got to be kidding me.Copy !req
593. What, are you
looking for "Playboys"?Copy !req
594. This ain't right.Copy !req
595. Well, it's obvious
that the boy was subject...Copy !req
596. to emotional and physical abuse.Copy !req
597. No, all of this.
It's not right.Copy !req
598. It's too easy.Copy !req
599. Why is all this stuff
still here?Copy !req
600. Answer that, Nancy Drew.Copy !req
601. Where's Bill?Copy !req
602. He's probably
still mad at me.Copy !req
603. He's gonna jump out
of somewhere and scare me.Copy !req
604. You watch.Copy !req
605. You watch.Copy !req
606. Oh!Copy !req
607. Jim? Uh.Copy !req
608. You know, if I'm keeping you
from something...Copy !req
609. just let me know.Copy !req
610. Look.Copy !req
611. - Voila.
- Clever boy.Copy !req
612. See,
they're looking for clues.Copy !req
613. Something that might explain
why Michael Myers went bad.Copy !req
614. - Oh.
- Jeez.Copy !req
615. Hey, Scott. What's up?Copy !req
616. God, nice costume.Copy !req
617. Whoa.Copy !req
618. Hey, you think
they kept him down here?Copy !req
619. Maybe. Look at this.Copy !req
620. What? What is it?Copy !req
621. It's some sort
of weird harness.Copy !req
622. This whole place looks like
some sadistic playpen.Copy !req
623. Ah ha ha.Copy !req
624. And you know what
that makes me think?Copy !req
625. What?Copy !req
626. There's definitely
no cameras down here.Copy !req
627. I could be a camera.Copy !req
628. Say something smart.Copy !req
629. Existence precedes essence.Copy !req
630. God, you are sexy.Copy !req
631. Whoa! Oh, shit!Copy !req
632. That worked perfectly!Copy !req
633. Whoa! That is
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
634. Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! All his victims!Copy !req
635. It's a mass grave!Copy !req
636. Oh, my God!Copy !req
637. Oh, God.Copy !req
638. All of his victims. Oh!Copy !req
639. Shit. Look at this.Copy !req
640. I don't
fucking believe this.Copy !req
641. What?Copy !req
642. Made in fucking Taiwan.Copy !req
643. Oh, shit, man!Copy !req
644. Charley,
where the fuck you been?Copy !req
645. We've been lookin' all over
this motherfucker for you!Copy !req
646. And why the hell are you
dressed like me anyway?Copy !req
647. I ain't payin' you
to be Michael Myers.Copy !req
648. I'm playin' Michael Myers!Copy !req
649. If them kids come around...Copy !req
650. and see us dressed up
in the same shit...Copy !req
651. you'll ruin the whole effect,
God damn it.Copy !req
652. What the hell
is wrong with you?Copy !req
653. What you lookin' at me
like that for?Copy !req
654. Huh? You don't get it?Copy !req
655. Your shit ain't workin'
up there?Copy !req
656. Take your ass in the back
of the garage with Nora.Copy !req
657. That's your job.Copy !req
658. Go back there with Nora
and help her ass out.Copy !req
659. Go do your job.Copy !req
660. I left the back door
unlocked for your ass...Copy !req
661. to go out the back
into the garage.Copy !req
662. That's what I did.Copy !req
663. You need to get the hell
outta here.Copy !req
664. Go on, scoot! Skedaddle!Copy !req
665. Get the fuck out of Dodge!Copy !req
666. God damn. What the hell's
somebody gotta do...Copy !req
667. to get a little decent help
up in this motherfucker?Copy !req
668. God damn it. Come on.Copy !req
669. Let's go find Freddie.Copy !req
670. This is bullshit.Copy !req
671. Hey, Jim?Copy !req
672. You gotta see this.Copy !req
673. Ohh!Copy !req
674. Gross.Copy !req
675. Hey, Freddie.Copy !req
676. Is this all part of the setup?Copy !req
677. "Laurie Strode,
sister of Michael Myers...Copy !req
678. "survives Halloween night
massacre."Copy !req
679. Heh. Nice prop.Copy !req
680. Aah!Copy !req
681. Oh, my God!Copy !req
682. Oh, my God!Copy !req
683. Is anybody else seeing this?Copy !req
684. Uh...Copy !req
685. Jim?Copy !req
686. Aaah!Copy !req
687. Aaah!Copy !req
688. Aah! Oh, my God!Copy !req
689. No!Copy !req
690. Help! Somebody!Copy !req
691. Someone help! Oh, my God!Copy !req
692. This isn't funny anymore!Copy !req
693. Help me! Somebody help!Copy !req
694. This is not funny!Copy !req
695. Oh, my God!Copy !req
696. Stay away from me! Aah!Copy !req
697. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
698. Aah!Copy !req
699. Aah!Copy !req
700. That was so fake.Copy !req
701. No, no, wait.
Wait, you guys.Copy !req
702. That really happened.
She was just killed.Copy !req
703. Man, you're gullible.Copy !req
704. Get outta here.Copy !req
705. It's a good thing
there's no cameras in here.Copy !req
706. We're wearing cameras.Copy !req
707. Whoosh.Copy !req
708. Aaaah!Copy !req
709. Michael's here!Copy !req
710. I saw him!
He's in the house!Copy !req
711. He's here!Copy !req
712. Oh, my God.Copy !req
713. What's going on?
What you talking about?Copy !req
714. Don't do this, girl.Copy !req
715. You're bringing me down
on this beautiful evening.Copy !req
716. There's nobody here.
You're just bugging out.Copy !req
717. It's not funny, OK?Copy !req
718. - Stop it, OK?
- He's down in that room.Copy !req
719. There is 1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6 people in the house.Copy !req
720. There's no Michael Myers here.
There's nobody.Copy !req
721. Listen,
I saw him right over there.Copy !req
722. He's in here?
Ooh. Michael Myers.Copy !req
723. Where's Michael Myers?Copy !req
724. Michael Myers!
I don't see nothing.Copy !req
725. - He was in here.
- You're bringing me down.Copy !req
726. Rudy, I saw... Aaaah!Copy !req
727. Rudy!Copy !req
728. Uhh! Uhh!Copy !req
729. - Fucker!
- Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
730. Turn off the cameras!Copy !req
731. - Get it back online.
- What's wrong?Copy !req
732. Cut to
a different camera angle.Copy !req
733. It's me. Freddie.Copy !req
734. Freddie.
What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
735. Damn, man, you hit me...Copy !req
736. like I murdered
your fuckin' mother.Copy !req
737. Relax, man.Copy !req
738. I'm only tryin'
to give America a good show.Copy !req
739. So none of
this shit is real, right?Copy !req
740. Like the furniture...Copy !req
741. the photos,
all the fucked up toys?Copy !req
742. It's all fake.
We've been set up.Copy !req
743. You knew you didn't have
a show anyone would watch...Copy !req
744. so you set us all up
at our fucking expense, huh?Copy !req
745. What expense
are you talkin' about?Copy !req
746. You ain't contributed a dime
to settin' up this shit.Copy !req
747. Besides, don't nobody
want to see any of y'all...Copy !req
748. runnin' around
no empty house...Copy !req
749. possibly comin' up
with nothing any-damn-way.Copy !req
750. America don't like reality,
first of all.Copy !req
751. Second of all,
they think the shit is boring.Copy !req
752. They want
a little razzle-dazzle...Copy !req
753. a little pizazz,
a little thrill in their life.Copy !req
754. And us being the ones
that give it to 'em...Copy !req
755. I don't see
nothin' wrong with that.Copy !req
756. I did not sign up for this.Copy !req
757. Y'all need to do me a favor,
all right?Copy !req
758. Go along with this shit.
Don't blow it. Not now.Copy !req
759. You really have no idea...Copy !req
760. of how nicely
I worked things out...Copy !req
761. so that we all can receive...Copy !req
762. somewhat of a robust back end
when this shit is all over.Copy !req
763. I don't know what you want to do
about your share...Copy !req
764. but please
don't fuck it up for me.Copy !req
765. I want my money, a'ight?Copy !req
766. Now, if you don't mind,
I'd like to go...Copy !req
767. scare the shit out of some more
of these motherfuckers...Copy !req
768. so, I'm gonna get it crackin'Copy !req
769. Y'all do what
the fuck y'all gotta do.Copy !req
770. See y'all. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
771. - All right.
- We have it.Copy !req
772. - Turn up the sound.
- Where'd everybody go?Copy !req
773. Ohh.Copy !req
774. There you are, Bill.Copy !req
775. So what
do you guys want to do?Copy !req
776. I don't know.
I could use the money.Copy !req
777. No. Fuck that.
I'm out.Copy !req
778. Me too. I quit.Copy !req
779. Boo!Copy !req
780. She must be going
for the first internet Emmy.Copy !req
781. You can't scare us, Jen.Copy !req
782. You're gonna have to do
better than that.Copy !req
783. You too, Freddie.Copy !req
784. Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
785. - Eww!
- How'd they do that?Copy !req
786. - Digital effects.
- No, it isn't!Copy !req
787. Hello. 911?Copy !req
788. Oh, my God.Copy !req
789. - It's locked!
- Fuck.Copy !req
790. Go in there!
Go in there now!Copy !req
791. Jim, run! Run!Copy !req
792. Ah!Copy !req
793. Oh! Aah!Copy !req
794. Uhh.Copy !req
795. Hey, Michael!
Yeah, I'm talking to you.Copy !req
796. You want a piece of me?Copy !req
797. You should try a little less
protein in your diet.Copy !req
798. Control some
of that aggression, huh?Copy !req
799. Want some of this, huh?Copy !req
800. I know what 911 is for!Copy !req
801. This is an emergency.
It's not a hoax.Copy !req
802. Motherfucker, come on.
Trying to fucking kill me?Copy !req
803. Come on!
You like sushi, motherfucker?Copy !req
804. You gonna fucking kill me?Copy !req
805. Oh, shit.Copy !req
806. Somebody...Copy !req
807. somebody out there,
please help us.Copy !req
808. Somebody, please help us.Copy !req
809. She really is
a very talented actress.Copy !req
810. Deckard.Copy !req
811. Deckard, if you're there,
please let me know.Copy !req
812. Who's Deckard?
Myles is Deckard.Copy !req
813. What do you mean?Copy !req
814. Deckard,
he's killing all of us.Copy !req
815. He's killing us.Copy !req
816. There he is!
Upper right!Copy !req
817. - Zoom in!
- Go to the other camera.Copy !req
818. Tell her
he's coming up the stairs.Copy !req
819. This isn't funny anymore!
Do something!Copy !req
820. Aah!Copy !req
821. - He heard her!
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
822. He's at the door!Copy !req
823. Get her out!Copy !req
824. Oh, my God.Copy !req
825. - No!
- It's too high!Copy !req
826. No!Copy !req
827. Uhh!Copy !req
828. Aaah!Copy !req
829. I can't see you!Copy !req
830. Deckard, where is he?Copy !req
831. Tell her to go!Copy !req
832. - Now's her chance.
- Come on, go!Copy !req
833. My God. Everybody's dead.Copy !req
834. Where is he?Copy !req
835. I don't know.Copy !req
836. We got to get the fuck
outta here now.Copy !req
837. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
838. Oh, shit.Copy !req
839. Aaah!Copy !req
840. So, you want to be
on Dangertainment?Copy !req
841. Let's see what you got.Copy !req
842. Waa... hyah!Copy !req
843. Hyah!Copy !req
844. Aah!Copy !req
845. Yo, Mike, come see me.Copy !req
846. Michael, come and see me!
Look at me!Copy !req
847. You wanna fuck with me, huh?Copy !req
848. You motherfucker.Copy !req
849. Haaa-yah!Copy !req
850. Let's get outta here.
Come on.Copy !req
851. You all right?Copy !req
852. I saw his room.Copy !req
853. He's been living underneath
this fucking house...Copy !req
854. for who knows how long.Copy !req
855. Probably the last 20 years.Copy !req
856. Come on.Copy !req
857. I swear on my soul...Copy !req
858. I had no idea.Copy !req
859. I swear.Copy !req
860. Aw, shit.Copy !req
861. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
862. Oh, my God.
He cut the cable.Copy !req
863. Where the fuck is he?Copy !req
864. This is bad.Copy !req
865. Deckard, where is he?Copy !req
866. - No!
- Run! Oh!Copy !req
867. Aah!Copy !req
868. No.Copy !req
869. Uhh.Copy !req
870. Oh, no.Copy !req
871. Aaaah!Copy !req
872. Uhh!Copy !req
873. Aah!Copy !req
874. Aah!Copy !req
875. Uhh.Copy !req
876. You bastard!Copy !req
877. This is for Jen!Copy !req
878. This is for Rudy!Copy !req
879. For all of them!Copy !req
880. Oh, shit.Copy !req
881. Aah!Copy !req
882. Aah!Copy !req
883. Trick or treat, motherfucker.Copy !req
884. Aaaah!Copy !req
885. No!Copy !req
886. No!Copy !req
887. Aah!Copy !req
888. Uhh!Copy !req
889. Aaah!Copy !req
890. Ohh!Copy !req
891. Burn, motherfucker! Burn!Copy !req
892. Sara!Copy !req
893. Come on, come on!Copy !req
894. Uhh!Copy !req
895. Hey, Mikey!
Happy fucking Halloween!Copy !req
896. Sara? Sara Moyer?Copy !req
897. - Sara?
- Can we get a statement?Copy !req
898. Hey, we can go live now.Copy !req
899. What happened
with Michael Myers?Copy !req
900. Thank you, Deckard.
You saved my life.Copy !req
901. What's it feel like
to be a hero, Sara?Copy !req
902. How does it feel now
that it's all over?Copy !req
903. What makes you so sure
it's over?Copy !req
904. Excuse me.Copy !req
905. - Watch the camera!
- No more cameras!Copy !req
906. Dangertainment
is off the air.Copy !req
907. Why don't
y'all show some respect?Copy !req
908. Mr. Harris, would you like
to make a statement?Copy !req
909. What can you tell us
about Michael Myers?Copy !req
910. Michael Myers
is not a sound bite...Copy !req
911. a spin-off, a tie-in,
some celebrity scandal.Copy !req
912. Michael Myers is a killer shark
in baggy-ass overalls...Copy !req
913. that gets his kicks
off of killing...Copy !req
914. everything and everyone
that he comes across.Copy !req
915. That's all.Copy !req
916. We're done dancing
for these cameras.Copy !req
917. Let's get outta here, Sara.Copy !req
918. But how are you
feeling right now?Copy !req
919. Heh.Copy !req
920. How am I feelin' now?Copy !req
921. You wanna know how
I'm feelin' right now?Copy !req
922. Feel this!Copy !req
923. My camera!Copy !req
924. That's him, isn't it?Copy !req
925. I want to see his face.Copy !req
926. I want to warn you, ma'am,
it's not a pretty sight.Copy !req
927. All right.Copy !req
928. Come on, back it off.
Let's go.Copy !req
929. Wow.Copy !req
930. You're lookin' a little crispy
over there, Mikey.Copy !req
931. Like some chicken-fried
motherfucker.Copy !req
932. Well, may he never,
ever rest in peace.Copy !req
933. Hey, how's it going?Copy !req
934. You've gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
935. Another one?Copy !req
936. It's your lucky night.Copy !req
937. You got a celebrity.Copy !req
938. Ooh, let me get
my autograph book.Copy !req
939. I'm not kidding.
It's Michael Myers.Copy !req
940. What?Copy !req
941. Get me a copy
of that autograph.Copy !req
942. - Yeah, sure.
- Ha ha!Copy !req
943. It's cracking me up.Copy !req
944. ResurrectionCopy !req